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Speaker 1: It's too early early, truly for what. It's too early

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Speaker 1: for this? Lisa, what's it? What's it too early for? Today?

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Speaker 1: I thought it might even be too too early for this?

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Speaker 2: But whatever has the headline? A man arrested for getting

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Speaker 2: intimate with dead deer. Oh dear, A Kentucky man, A

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Speaker 2: female dear. I'm assuming, well, I don't think it really

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Speaker 2: matters a Kentucky about it's racing charges. After a truly

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Speaker 2: bizarre encounter in the woods that left police stunned, forty

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Speaker 2: year old Robert Edwards was arrested in Mulenberg County after

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Speaker 2: a neighbor discovered him in a disturbing situation. According to

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Speaker 2: the police report, Edwards was caught committing a well an active,

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Speaker 2: an active intimacy on a dead deer and wait a sec,

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Speaker 2: it gets worse. Witnesses say. Edward was reportedly covered in fur,

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Speaker 2: wearing animal skins as a costume.

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Speaker 1: Was he trying to be a furry? Have you heard? Yes?

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Speaker 2: I have heard of fairies? Absolutely? There was a marvelous

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Speaker 2: Entourage episode where Johnny Dravis says fairies are people too turtle.

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Speaker 1: Has mister Edwards been watching?

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Speaker 2: No, no, no, just the fairies? Just sort of met

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Speaker 2: up with each other. They didn't commit acts of animal necrophilia,

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Speaker 2: obviously he didn't. No, well, now he's facing a charge

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Speaker 2: of misconduct with an animal, which is a class A

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Speaker 2: misdemeanor in the state of Kentucky.

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Speaker 1: Oh is it so? It is against the law there?

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Speaker 1: How about that? But charge is not being pressed by

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Speaker 1: the deer itself. No, but the deer is dead.

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Speaker 2: The deer was dead all along.

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Speaker 1: The deer has departed.

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Speaker 2: The local police officials at least have the you know,

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Speaker 2: the good grace to describe the incident as one of

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Speaker 2: the most unusual cases they have ever handled in the county.

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Speaker 2: I mean, I wouldn't want to hear it was just

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Speaker 2: another day at the office.

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Speaker 1: You really do have this knack for finding these stories.

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Speaker 1: I'm sorry. Where do you go? You read deeper into

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Speaker 1: the papers than we ever do. It was the deep papers. Well,

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Speaker 1: all I can say is it was well and truly

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Speaker 1: too early for that. I think too early for that. Anyway,

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Speaker 1: mister Edwards, you will pay dearly for this