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Speaker 1: This is the Will and Woody Podcast.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, Sad almost witnessed quite a horrific surprise party moment

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Speaker 2: on the weekends. I hadn't done a surprise party for

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Speaker 2: a long time. They're pretty good anyway, we're all the back.

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Speaker 3: You say you hadn't done one. Yeah, you know that

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Speaker 3: everything you hadn't been you hadn't been to one. Yeah,

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Speaker 3: they're really.

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Speaker 4: Good to do. Everyone jumps out yell surprise, the person's rattle.

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Speaker 4: It's just a really special moment.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, anyway, did you have anything to do with it?

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Speaker 4: Nah, I didn't even know it was a surprise party.

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Speaker 2: It's kind of mims mate and I just sort of

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Speaker 2: rocked up, didn't really know what was going on and

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Speaker 2: found out it was a surprise party. And this was

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Speaker 2: almost a quite a horrific surprise moment because obviously, so

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Speaker 2: the woman who was coming it was her birthday and

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Speaker 2: AM's Maddie. So she comes to this house thinking.

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Speaker 4: No one's going to be there.

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Speaker 2: Obviously, she thought she was just picking up a friend

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Speaker 2: and they were going out together.

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Speaker 4: She thinks the house is empty, that's the important detail.

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Speaker 5: Scared.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, she starts.

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Speaker 2: Walking down the hallway and we're all obviously waiting in

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Speaker 2: the kitchen ready to jump out in yell surprise.

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Speaker 4: In the walk down the hallway, at.

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Speaker 2: Some point she obviously decided she was busting to go

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Speaker 2: to the toilet, so she.

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Speaker 3: Probably before she opened the front door, she's known that

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Speaker 3: she decided to have it on the hallway.

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Speaker 4: She then well.

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Speaker 3: I'm busting.

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Speaker 2: Sure at some stage in the hallway, and she was

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Speaker 2: so busting to go to the toilet that she started

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Speaker 2: hiking her dress up right over over her private bits.

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Speaker 2: So then what we saw about her jocks, I wasn't

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Speaker 2: really focusing on the jock region.

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Speaker 4: I'm not sure if there were jocks there or not.

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Speaker 2: But anyway, she got to the door where everyone was

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Speaker 2: blaiting and the dress was like up and then when

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Speaker 2: everyone yelled, she just hit the deck really really quickly,

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Speaker 2: so like she just hit the ground, dealt with the dress,

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Speaker 2: and then all videos were deleted. Effectively, is that bad? Well, well,

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Speaker 2: no one saw the video footage, no one's on I

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Speaker 2: watch the video for I'd be an absolute creep. But effectively,

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Speaker 2: she's in the situation where she had no idea anyone

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Speaker 2: was there and almost flashed the entire party.

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Speaker 4: Who ha Now will Yeah, I want.

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Speaker 2: To ask a very very specific question here and numbers

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Speaker 2: thirteen one oh sixty five. Have you been in a

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Speaker 2: surprise party situation where someone has done or said something

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Speaker 2: very embarrassing because they didn't know a whole bunch of

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Speaker 2: people were there?

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Speaker 3: Oh?

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Speaker 2: Right, could be as simple as dropping a huge rank fart,

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Speaker 2: because that's the danger of that's the danger of the

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Speaker 2: surprise party is they don't expect you going to be there.

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Speaker 3: Anything could happen.

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Speaker 4: Anything could happen that.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't know if this only happens in the movies,

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Speaker 2: but were you at a surprise party and the person

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Speaker 2: you were surprising did something really embarrassing?

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Speaker 4: Yes, because they didn't know other people were that ask him.

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Speaker 2: For something very specific here, which I know happens in

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Speaker 2: movies and TV shows. I'd love to hear about it

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Speaker 2: happening in real life because it happened to me on

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Speaker 2: the weekend. So the situation where you're at a surprise party,

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Speaker 2: so the birthday person or the person you're surprising doesn't

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Speaker 2: know anyone's there. What I want is the moment that

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Speaker 2: they do something really embarrassing and they don't realize that

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Speaker 2: everyone's listening or watching to that and then they yell

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Speaker 2: out it's a surprise if you've witnessed it or done

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Speaker 2: at thirteen one or six fives our number friend of mine,

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Speaker 2: I was at her surprise party. She was walking to

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Speaker 2: the back of the house and she was readying herself

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Speaker 2: for the toilet, yepiking. She hoiked her dress up and

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Speaker 2: then everyone jumped out yelled surprise, and then she just

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Speaker 3: The sort of a dress was she wearing? Like, how

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Speaker 3: far out do you have to HOI do you prepare

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Speaker 3: for a for a squat? Better word what I mean?

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Speaker 3: Like you're making it sound like she's wearing a Cinderella dress.

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Speaker 4: No, it was a very early Hoyke.

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Speaker 3: It was.

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Speaker 4: It was an incredibly early Hoyke. But she thought the

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Speaker 4: house was empty early. Hey, I get that.

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Speaker 3: I get the house is empty, But like, you know,

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Speaker 3: how far out are you're hoiking your dress up? That's

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Speaker 3: a question. I'm not a woman. I'm ho hoiked address before.

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Speaker 4: You were a d buckler before the bathroom.

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Speaker 3: No I'm not. That's what I'm saying. No matter how

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Speaker 3: busting I am and I get to the toilet, I've

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Speaker 3: got star time to you know. That's a two second job.

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Speaker 3: I'm a butler, you're a d buckler. How far out

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Speaker 3: of you d buckling?

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Speaker 4: It takes you half a second meters away?

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Speaker 2: My belts off, and wow, I'm on the zip especially

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Speaker 2: by in the house.

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Speaker 4: I've got the house to myself.

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Speaker 3: We're going to try Tabby now. I don't know.

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Speaker 6: I love you guys so much. Thank you for making

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Speaker 6: our day so.

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Speaker 7: Bright than I love you.

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Speaker 6: Boys are the best.

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Speaker 7: Look.

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Speaker 6: I just wanted to tell you how my maid of

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Speaker 6: honor ruined my proposal.

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Speaker 2: Okay, beautiful, it's a good one.

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Speaker 6: My sweet, sweet husband, my soon to be husband, had

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Speaker 6: set up this amazing proposal with like all these clues.

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Speaker 6: That was very unlike him. He's not spontaneous. This is

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Speaker 6: he's put of thought into this. I followed all the

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Speaker 6: clues and he takes me to a restaurant and he

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Speaker 6: takes me to like a private upstairs room. So we're

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Speaker 6: walking up the stairs and he told my beautiful best

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Speaker 6: friend Katie shaming you on public radio. She said, you

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Speaker 6: have to turn the music on as we're walking up

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Speaker 6: the stairs. So she knows she's going to propose her

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Speaker 6: She goes, yeah, not a problem, except she switched it

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Speaker 6: onto a microphone and told everyone, Oh my goodness, she's

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Speaker 6: coming up the stairs. Guys, get ready for the proposal

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Speaker 6: of a lifetime.

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Speaker 4: Oh no, I know, yeh.

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Speaker 6: As we was probably like four steps off, like I had,

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Speaker 6: I didn't clue in what was happening yet, and then

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Speaker 6: I heard her go, guys, get ready, the proposals happening.

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Speaker 7: I walked into.

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Speaker 8: Surprise, a.

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Speaker 4: Bit of a flat surprise.

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Speaker 9: No, that.

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Speaker 3: Couldn't be more of his Like, it's just over the microphone.

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Speaker 3: There wasn't like you didn't see balloons the hint of

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Speaker 3: balloons or something. It was just like in your face,

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Speaker 3: get ready, she's gone.

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Speaker 6: Because he was so ready for that moment, and he

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Speaker 6: was like and he's like, I'm so sorry.

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Speaker 5: I was like, no, it's amazing.

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Speaker 3: It made your partner.

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Speaker 8: Cry because he was.

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Speaker 2: Emotional times an emotional.

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Speaker 3: Time made cry.

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Speaker 2: At least he booked a venue though I didn't mind

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Speaker 2: in the court yard, and then didn't book a restaurant afterwards,

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Speaker 2: So you know, I mean, your husband's.

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Speaker 1: Better than the woman Woody podcast.

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Speaker 3: Right now, we are joined by truly one of the

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Speaker 3: men who shaped so much about comedic interest growing out.

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Speaker 3: This guy is nothing short of hilarious, and he's come

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Speaker 3: back with another film.

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Speaker 10: Ever since the nineties, On Next Guest, there's been a

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Speaker 10: box office breaking comedy star on the small silver screen

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Speaker 10: to kick it with it, and they're back for a

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Speaker 10: third spin of one Australia's most successful comedies ever with

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Speaker 10: the new film What Boys Forever, the most financially efficient

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Speaker 10: film of the three, as our Next Guest wrote, produced

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Speaker 10: and stars in it. Please welcome to the show our

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Speaker 10: next guest, Mick Janopolis, Ronick.

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Speaker 3: Welcome.

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Speaker 5: Nick, Hey, Hey, doing guys. Sorry, I didn't realize the

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Speaker 5: rint I stopped.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, loving that, weren't I? You're loving that? Keep talking

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Speaker 4: me up, baby, I love it now.

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Speaker 5: Son't understand english accent? I mean because you know, if

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Speaker 5: you said walk in an English accent, you go to

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Speaker 5: prison in London. It's a totally different video. Yeah, I'll

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Speaker 5: tell you a great story. I had the walk Boy.

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Speaker 5: BBC brought the walk Boy many years ago, and when

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Speaker 5: they presented it on their channel, the voice over guy

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Speaker 5: was not allowed to say the walk boyd I'm not

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Speaker 5: kidding so in that accent. I just heard it saying

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Speaker 5: actually he's wore BBC boys. You know, it's like and

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Speaker 5: coming up next a very funny comedy Promi Stree. It

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Speaker 5: could have been any big Priscilla Neurial's weddings, Dundee.

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Speaker 3: Hey, Nick, let's talk quickly about walk boys forever, because

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Speaker 3: I want to have a walk off with Martha Califetita

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Speaker 3: Sartha Ka is going to join us right now, right

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Speaker 3: up next to.

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Speaker 11: What do you need to know?

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Speaker 7: Mate?

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Speaker 3: What do you need to Will you tell me about it?

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Speaker 6: Mate?

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Speaker 9: Way?

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Speaker 3: How is being a wog different in Australia from when

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Speaker 3: the original walg boy came out or Acropolis Now was

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Speaker 3: out in and around nineteen ninety to now twenty twenty

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Speaker 3: Two's what's what's changed for you?

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Speaker 12: Wow?

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Speaker 5: What's changed is I wrote called walks out of work

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Speaker 5: initially because that's what I got called at school. So

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Speaker 5: in order to sort of take the power of that

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Speaker 5: word away from them, we started calling each other walks,

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Speaker 5: you know, and that really prissed them off, you know,

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Speaker 5: But they didn't know what to call us after that.

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Speaker 5: And so mate, when I found myself out of work,

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Speaker 5: out of pure frustration, we created to show walks out

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Speaker 5: of work. Then we go to a cropolis now and

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Speaker 5: then I think, okay, time deal so so I do

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Speaker 5: the Wold Boys. Now the Wold Boy. I thought I

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Speaker 5: didn't know what would happen. I really did next. I

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Speaker 5: didn't know where to be successful. I didn't know what

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Speaker 5: would happen. This film ends up breaking Crocodile done these

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Speaker 5: weekend box office record week I'm.

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Speaker 3: Writing highest opening weekend box office of any Australian film

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Speaker 3: in history.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, so I go from being this this guy couldn't

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Speaker 5: get into any clubs, no restaurants, you know, mate, All

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Speaker 5: of a sudden, I'm on the cover.

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Speaker 11: Of WHO magazine.

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Speaker 5: We do mesa, I'm doing tea your ants.

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Speaker 4: When you were, when you were going to these clubs. Nick,

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Speaker 4: please tell me that you and Vince used to do

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Speaker 4: the dance. You know, the dance I'm talking about that

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Speaker 4: you do together in Wog Boy. Please tell me you used.

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Speaker 5: To do a dance, but not that particular.

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Speaker 3: Now, Nick wanted to stick around because right up next

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Speaker 3: you're going to be taking part in a world off

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Speaker 3: against one of the great well, the other great wolk

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Speaker 3: who joins this show very frequently in Martha Califatitas, who's

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Speaker 3: with us right now? Welcome Martha, Hi days.

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Speaker 13: Call them.

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Speaker 3: Hi. I don't act like your meeting for the first time.

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Speaker 3: Both would have seen each other at multiple weddings. You're

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Speaker 3: both greet you grew up in Melbourne.

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Speaker 13: You don't know who he's never actually met each other?

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Speaker 5: Really, no, we never met. We actually met every Martha.

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Speaker 8: No, I don't know how that happened that we haven't met.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, I'm sure we related somehow somewhere down the line.

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Speaker 9: We probably are.

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Speaker 5: Ye if we look, you know. That's why that's why

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Speaker 3: With visitor Nick Gannopolis and Martha Calputator's right up, Nick,

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Speaker 3: We're joined by Nick Giannopolis, who's with us right now?

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Speaker 3: Who nas Welcome back, Nick, Now, look.

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Speaker 5: Got the baby back, Get the baby back.

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Speaker 3: I reckon, you're the peace I can tell. We are

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Speaker 13: Hi, guys, not forget about me.

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Speaker 3: All right, So we're gonna we're gonna have a wog

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Speaker 3: off between you two right now, Hi, Martha, did you

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Speaker 3: did you watch The wog Boy growing up?

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Speaker 14: Are you serious?

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Speaker 15: Of course I did.

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Speaker 2: Did you have a little crush on Nick Gianopolis when

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Speaker 3: Martha?

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Speaker 5: May girl alone, not.

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Speaker 4: Girls, get the girls, kils get the girls.

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Speaker 9: Know you look like one of my cousins. So it

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Speaker 5: I had to go, you know, yeah, I talking about

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Speaker 5: Wal We've got to be very scare.

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Speaker 3: All right, here we go, so it's a walk off.

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Speaker 3: I've got five very simple questions. Names is buzzes. We're

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Speaker 3: Names is buzzes. Okay? What was your after school snack?

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Speaker 4: Matha Martha?

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Speaker 13: So mine was salami cheese tomato on the little they're

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Speaker 5: Madia, which is like a little dried off toe.

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Speaker 3: Okay, do you draw for his blood? Next question, what

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Speaker 3: was your dad's favorite chore to do at home?

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Speaker 13: Martha? Martha, my dad doesn't do any chores.

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Speaker 3: Very good, very good, Nick, any retort there?

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Speaker 5: My dad's favorite chure looking for the remote, especially when

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Speaker 3: The next question, what did your parents argue over the most?

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Speaker 5: Nick Okay, my parents would argue the most over exactly

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Speaker 5: when I should get married. My mother wanted me to

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Speaker 5: Unfortunately for both of them, I never got married.

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Speaker 9: I was.

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Speaker 5: So traumatized at such a young age that I never

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Speaker 3: That I like that all right, final question in the world, off,

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Speaker 3: how many cousins do you have, Martha? Martha? Jeez, go Martha.

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Speaker 13: Okay, just on my mom's side.

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Speaker 8: Just on my mom's side. I have eighteen cousins and

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Speaker 14: That's my first cousins only.

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Speaker 15: Oh god, yeah and me Okay, I've got okay, real cousins.

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Speaker 5: I've got fifties. People are pretending to be my cousins

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Speaker 5: to get discounts in nikonos, like ten thousand.

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Speaker 9: I think I pretended to be your cousin.

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Speaker 11: And you know what's truly, fuddy, Martha.

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Speaker 5: You think you're getting the discover, they're actually charging your typically.

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Speaker 1: Coming up next with the more Will and Woody, the

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Speaker 3: Right now, the term bachelor's handbag. What does it mean

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Speaker 3: in Macquarie Dictionaries Words of the Year bachelor's handbag. No,

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Speaker 3: it's a finalist.

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Speaker 4: Okay, right up.

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Speaker 3: It's in there with pirate trail, which is a trail

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Speaker 3: which has been established without permission.

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Speaker 4: That is awful.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I think bachelor's handbag's got it in the bag.

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Speaker 3: Mind the pundon. Let's go to carry carry. What's a

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Speaker 3: bachelor's handbag?

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Speaker 5: It's a bag that you get your roast chicken in

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Speaker 5: some wooly.

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Speaker 3: Very good carry you question for Kerry, So when yourself

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Speaker 3: ironically one hundred bucks to spend at Red Rooster, the

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Speaker 3: Rooster's calling you carry. Congrats, our prizes met the comments,

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Speaker 3: no worries, cares thanks to call.

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Speaker 4: Why is that a bachelor's handbag? Carrie.

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Speaker 11: I don't know.

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Speaker 9: I can't work that one out, but I've seen that

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Speaker 9: it is called that.

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Speaker 3: Okay, it's a bachelor's handbag because that's what single dudes

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Speaker 3: buy for dinner every night, walking to Woolies six dollar

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Speaker 2: This might be too much of an attack. But so

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Speaker 2: my very taken fiance will get bag of chicken three

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Speaker 2: or four times a week. Yeah yeah, yeah, she's not single.

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Speaker 3: No, no, she's not not you know anyway, So I

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Speaker 3: don't think bag of chook is like single people. It

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Speaker 2: Yeah right, okay, oh right, yeah, no, I got that

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Speaker 3: It's okay, away for a long time during the day

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Speaker 2: Yeah, the pool guys coming over, don't have a pool

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Speaker 3: But I I can justify bachelor's handbag as something which

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Speaker 3: indicates that somebody's single, But I think there are other

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Speaker 4: I'll give you a perfect example.

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Speaker 2: I happened to be in junior producer Analyse's car last

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Speaker 2: week and there were now career if I'm wrong, Analyse,

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Speaker 2: but six empty cans of solo. Yeah, we're just sort

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Speaker 4: Was with solo cans that for me screamed, I'm single.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, why why why analyse? Why have you got seven

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Speaker 3: cans of solo?

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Speaker 4: Because it was Yeah.

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Speaker 2: It's a great it's a great answer, analyst, as one does,

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Speaker 3: Back on the first thing. Yeah, yeah, so seven games,

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Speaker 3: it doesn't make any sense. It was extraordinary me goor

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Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, what about still on a Monday, still having

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Speaker 4: You're out on the weekend. So as soon as you

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Speaker 3: Know a single, the outline of a condom in your

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Speaker 3: wallet that that nothing is more tragic than that, do

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Speaker 3: you know? I reckon, you're in the library, used to

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Speaker 3: and then put their will on the table and mate,

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Speaker 3: you've got a dinger in your wallet, Like it's so obvious.

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Speaker 4: Is it a flex?

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Speaker 16: Though?

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Speaker 17: No, you're not getting any because I actually the ring

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Speaker 17: when you're at school, so when you're fifteen, yeah yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 17: that was a hot piece.

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Speaker 4: The ring actually started appearing in my back pocket of

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Speaker 3: That also means that it had been there for so long.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, no, that's true. I never really thought about it that.

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Speaker 3: Way, Sky Sky, What screams did a guy's single?

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Speaker 13: A guy or a girl if their passenger seat is

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Speaker 13: full of shit, they've got spare clothes, they've got a

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Speaker 3: So long honey.

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Speaker 2: And actually, our executive producer, Captain Poopan's he has a

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Speaker 3: Yeah, it was when you were single as well. We

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Speaker 4: I think is.

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Speaker 3: Change of clothes in the car because you never know

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Speaker 3: where you're going to be or hanging in Yeah, thirty

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Speaker 3: one six five? What screams that person's single?

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Speaker 4: I like it.

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Speaker 3: Love to hear from you guys. Right up next, Grimy showers.

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Speaker 4: Yeah yeah, okay, just washing, Just just washing.

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Speaker 3: They've always got loads of washing.

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Speaker 2: Single people they leave it, They leave it hanging until

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Speaker 2: they have to wear it again, don't they The singles out.

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Speaker 3: There taking them up? Next, Swelling Wady. What scream single?

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Speaker 4: Right now?

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Speaker 3: I'd love to hear from you. What screams single? I've

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Speaker 3: got one to throw in here, please, it's about you Woods.

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Speaker 4: I'm engaged.

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Speaker 3: This is when you were when you were single, when

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Speaker 4: Oh yeah, I'm pretty yeah.

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Speaker 3: And that other place in Wembley called Blue Spoon to

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Speaker 4: Yes, yes, and they.

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Speaker 3: Had a meal called the Woody because you were literally

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Speaker 4: That's a true story.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah, and she actually started becoming like my

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Speaker 2: realize that you are single, like they look after you.

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Speaker 2: Any woman over the age of forty sort of takes

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Speaker 3: Goodful, although you did end up sleeping with her. So

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Speaker 3: Tarlie is God on six five? Talia, that is that rageous?

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Speaker 3: Screams pretty food for you.

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Speaker 4: Let's go Totolilah.

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Speaker 3: What screams at you? Your name's Talia? Screams that you're single?

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Speaker 3: That that was? That was the Blue Spoon lady, wasn't it? Talia?

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Speaker 3: What screams your single.

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Speaker 7: Hi, guys, and this is speaking from experience. This is

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Speaker 7: for males. I find women don't have bears, but beard

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Speaker 7: clippings all over the basin. It's just your if you're

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Speaker 7: if you've got a partner, she's either cleaning the beard clipping,

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Speaker 7: so there's none. But if there's beard clipping there, it's

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Speaker 7: because you know, no one's either cleaning it or you

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Speaker 4: Yeah, did give away, no doubt.

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Speaker 3: God, God forbid. If you've got two men sharing the bathroom,

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Speaker 3: double the clippings.

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Speaker 2: Well, well you don't have Tom here in the studio,

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Speaker 2: just beard clippings everywhere? And you're both just you're both

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Speaker 2: like great, more beer clippings the better.

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Speaker 3: Well we try and cleve, keep clean, but there is

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Speaker 4: And you can never.

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Speaker 2: Really blame someone, right because in like a male female relationship,

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Speaker 2: you you've got the perfect defense every time of like

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Speaker 2: it's not mine.

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Speaker 4: It was yours. Yeah, I love that, bloody genius let's.

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Speaker 2: Go to Margaret here. Margaret, what screams that your single?

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00:21:26,240 --> 00:21:26,800
Speaker 8: More to me?

447
00:21:27,240 --> 00:21:29,960
Speaker 9: But the fact that they only shell once or twice

448
00:21:29,960 --> 00:21:31,760
Speaker 9: a week instead of every day.

449
00:21:33,440 --> 00:21:36,240
Speaker 3: You've been hanging out with Margaret one.

450
00:21:37,280 --> 00:21:40,200
Speaker 9: Luckily I haven't had not know about the women who

451
00:21:40,320 --> 00:21:41,720
Speaker 9: have what.

452
00:21:42,040 --> 00:21:44,480
Speaker 3: Once or twice all week is disgusting.

453
00:21:45,840 --> 00:21:46,280
Speaker 9: I think.

454
00:21:48,000 --> 00:21:49,480
Speaker 4: I showered more when I was single.

455
00:21:51,000 --> 00:21:54,200
Speaker 2: I feel like when you get into a relationship, when

456
00:21:54,200 --> 00:21:56,639
Speaker 2: you get read that phase where you didn't want to

457
00:21:56,640 --> 00:21:59,760
Speaker 2: pay your whole water bills, so you yeah, that's true.

458
00:22:00,680 --> 00:22:02,800
Speaker 3: Remember that cold cold showers?

459
00:22:02,880 --> 00:22:05,639
Speaker 2: I called it, well, I caught it the cold shower

460
00:22:05,680 --> 00:22:08,760
Speaker 2: cut down, which was my It was my health and

461
00:22:08,800 --> 00:22:11,119
Speaker 2: fitness way of making millions beare. The idea was have

462
00:22:11,160 --> 00:22:13,800
Speaker 2: a cold shower and then you've definitely exercised beforehand. And

463
00:22:13,840 --> 00:22:15,240
Speaker 2: then when I was about to sell the idea, I

464
00:22:15,320 --> 00:22:17,320
Speaker 2: realized that you can just do it.

465
00:22:17,440 --> 00:22:18,119
Speaker 3: Sell the idea.

466
00:22:18,200 --> 00:22:19,520
Speaker 4: No exactly, there's nothing to buy.

467
00:22:19,640 --> 00:22:23,760
Speaker 3: Yeah's go to Bianch here. You've got a shower and

468
00:22:23,760 --> 00:22:25,720
Speaker 3: a floor, not a hot shower.

469
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Speaker 4: Banko, what screams it your single?

470
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Speaker 14: Hey, guys, I think it's for like the single things

471
00:22:32,880 --> 00:22:36,720
Speaker 14: of life, having just one fork, one spoon one night,

472
00:22:37,560 --> 00:22:40,560
Speaker 14: everything like one and the mug like sits on the

473
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Speaker 14: sink all the time.

474
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Speaker 3: Famously, famously you had one cup in one spoon next

475
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Speaker 3: to your sink.

476
00:22:46,119 --> 00:22:47,280
Speaker 4: And one bowl. Don't forget the bar.

477
00:22:47,520 --> 00:22:48,879
Speaker 3: Go around to your place and make it over a

478
00:22:48,880 --> 00:22:50,359
Speaker 3: glass of water and you like you can use a

479
00:22:50,440 --> 00:22:53,280
Speaker 3: vase or you can drink out of the chap We

480
00:22:53,320 --> 00:22:55,760
Speaker 3: were living in horror conditions in that place.

481
00:22:55,880 --> 00:22:58,679
Speaker 2: Good friend of ours nicknamed that house the shoe box,

482
00:22:59,440 --> 00:23:00,560
Speaker 2: the sandy shoe boxing.

483
00:23:00,640 --> 00:23:02,640
Speaker 3: Yes, the sandy shoe box.

484
00:23:02,680 --> 00:23:04,280
Speaker 4: Yeah, because I'd like to go to the beach when

485
00:23:04,320 --> 00:23:04,760
Speaker 4: i was leaving.

486
00:23:05,119 --> 00:23:06,720
Speaker 3: Yeah, oh no, no, I'm talking about the other one.

487
00:23:06,840 --> 00:23:07,880
Speaker 3: We had one cup, one bole.

488
00:23:08,560 --> 00:23:12,440
Speaker 4: Then the one where you.

489
00:23:12,040 --> 00:23:14,360
Speaker 3: Where you clean the entire apartment floors with three pack

490
00:23:14,359 --> 00:23:15,760
Speaker 3: of webs, three packs of wetwipes.

491
00:23:15,840 --> 00:23:19,960
Speaker 4: Yeah. Absolutely, And all my married mates used to They used.

492
00:23:19,840 --> 00:23:21,600
Speaker 2: To leave their cigarettes there as well, because I was

493
00:23:21,640 --> 00:23:23,280
Speaker 2: the only one not in a relationship, so that it'll

494
00:23:23,320 --> 00:23:25,840
Speaker 2: be like, can we leave our contraband in your apartment?

495
00:23:26,680 --> 00:23:28,119
Speaker 4: I don't even smoke.

496
00:23:30,119 --> 00:23:31,440
Speaker 3: Lifted in your one ball.

497
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Speaker 17: Use it.

498
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Speaker 2: Thirteen one O six five is our number. Has anyone

499
00:23:38,560 --> 00:23:40,840
Speaker 2: else had like a post birth accident.

500
00:23:42,119 --> 00:23:44,720
Speaker 4: Yeah, when they're.

501
00:23:44,520 --> 00:23:47,080
Speaker 2: In this floaty sort of state where you're not really

502
00:23:47,119 --> 00:23:48,480
Speaker 2: concentrating on anything.

503
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Speaker 4: Did you have a fall, did you have a stack,

504
00:23:51,160 --> 00:23:52,600
Speaker 4: did you have an accident?

505
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Speaker 15: Yeah?

506
00:23:52,920 --> 00:23:56,520
Speaker 2: Okay, and we got mel here, Mel, this is something

507
00:23:56,560 --> 00:23:57,640
Speaker 2: that happened to your husband.

508
00:23:57,880 --> 00:23:58,080
Speaker 18: Yes.

509
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Speaker 9: So I was in the hospital. We had a twenty

510
00:24:01,440 --> 00:24:03,919
Speaker 9: two month old little girl, and she was asleep at

511
00:24:03,960 --> 00:24:06,240
Speaker 9: the end of my hospital bed, and I'd just given

512
00:24:06,280 --> 00:24:11,200
Speaker 9: birth to our son, and my husband, being floaty floaty,

513
00:24:11,400 --> 00:24:15,560
Speaker 9: had his coffee in his hand and somehow put his

514
00:24:15,680 --> 00:24:19,160
Speaker 9: other hand over that hand, and the coffee spilt over

515
00:24:19,320 --> 00:24:22,000
Speaker 9: over our little girl who was sleeping at the end

516
00:24:22,000 --> 00:24:22,320
Speaker 9: of the bed.

517
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Speaker 7: Oh my god.

518
00:24:23,640 --> 00:24:26,800
Speaker 9: And the only saving grace was that coffee was only

519
00:24:27,040 --> 00:24:28,159
Speaker 9: justly warm.

520
00:24:29,440 --> 00:24:32,800
Speaker 3: Apparently, that is like one of the number one reasons

521
00:24:32,800 --> 00:24:35,480
Speaker 3: that baby's one of the what we'll call him p

522
00:24:35,600 --> 00:24:38,840
Speaker 3: and as postnatal accidentss is because when people come over

523
00:24:38,880 --> 00:24:41,199
Speaker 3: and hold your baby for the first time, you will

524
00:24:41,200 --> 00:24:42,600
Speaker 3: always do it with a cup of tea.

525
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Speaker 4: Oh bloody.

526
00:24:44,480 --> 00:24:48,440
Speaker 3: He so apparently lots of babies get tea burns. Oh,

527
00:24:48,480 --> 00:24:50,200
Speaker 3: because it's always with the cup of tea. Come over,

528
00:24:50,280 --> 00:24:52,520
Speaker 3: you can meet the baby, have a cup of tea

529
00:24:52,840 --> 00:24:54,600
Speaker 3: and people spill their tea on the baby.

530
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Speaker 4: Either this was after you had your son.

531
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Speaker 8: Yeah, So I had just had my son. This is

532
00:24:59,080 --> 00:25:03,040
Speaker 8: about sixty years yars ago, and he was lying in

533
00:25:03,080 --> 00:25:06,680
Speaker 8: his little cot next to my bed. I'd just been

534
00:25:06,720 --> 00:25:08,639
Speaker 8: able to get up because I had to wait for

535
00:25:09,400 --> 00:25:14,520
Speaker 8: I had an epidural summer woose And so can.

536
00:25:14,480 --> 00:25:16,359
Speaker 4: I say, no, you're not You're not a worse I

537
00:25:16,520 --> 00:25:17,160
Speaker 4: can I just say?

538
00:25:17,760 --> 00:25:20,720
Speaker 2: Can my partner when she was going through labor at

539
00:25:20,720 --> 00:25:23,200
Speaker 2: one point, like during the contraction, she can't talk, which

540
00:25:23,240 --> 00:25:25,200
Speaker 2: I'm sure you can relate to. But she came back

541
00:25:25,200 --> 00:25:28,479
Speaker 2: from a contraction and she just yelled, I don't have

542
00:25:28,520 --> 00:25:32,359
Speaker 2: to prove anything to anybody. Why wouldn't I get the epidural?

543
00:25:32,520 --> 00:25:35,040
Speaker 2: And I just think that's like such a true thing

544
00:25:35,040 --> 00:25:37,119
Speaker 2: of parenting as well. You've got nothing to prove to anybody.

545
00:25:37,160 --> 00:25:39,000
Speaker 2: Do whatever works for you, but going with you to yah.

546
00:25:39,320 --> 00:25:43,040
Speaker 8: Yeah, absolutely anyway, So I was the nurse said, look,

547
00:25:43,080 --> 00:25:44,840
Speaker 8: you can get up now and you can try and

548
00:25:44,840 --> 00:25:48,520
Speaker 8: have a shower. And I still had the you know,

549
00:25:48,560 --> 00:25:50,480
Speaker 8: the kind of the remnants of the drip in my

550
00:25:50,640 --> 00:25:52,920
Speaker 8: hand because I hadn't taken it out yet. Because it

551
00:25:52,960 --> 00:25:56,080
Speaker 8: was all still taped to the top of the palm

552
00:25:56,080 --> 00:25:59,000
Speaker 8: of my hand, and I was walking over to get

553
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Speaker 8: something out of my my bag to have a shower,

554
00:26:02,440 --> 00:26:06,200
Speaker 8: and I've tripped, like I've kind of knocked my foot

555
00:26:06,240 --> 00:26:10,240
Speaker 8: against the post of the bed and I didn't actually

556
00:26:10,280 --> 00:26:12,919
Speaker 8: fall to the ground, but what happened was that I

557
00:26:13,000 --> 00:26:17,680
Speaker 8: knocked my hands somehow and the whole like dripped lid

558
00:26:17,760 --> 00:26:20,320
Speaker 8: or whatever it is, it completely came off my hand

559
00:26:20,359 --> 00:26:23,080
Speaker 8: with the sticky tape and there was blood everywhere. Oh

560
00:26:23,440 --> 00:26:26,879
Speaker 8: my just looked like a murder scene, like it was

561
00:26:27,240 --> 00:26:30,360
Speaker 8: honestly that much blood. And I just I just stood there.

562
00:26:30,400 --> 00:26:32,960
Speaker 8: I couldn't move, and I got my husband to press

563
00:26:33,040 --> 00:26:35,680
Speaker 8: let the button to get the nurse in and she

564
00:26:35,920 --> 00:26:37,960
Speaker 8: was like, oh, yeah, that happens all the time.

565
00:26:39,560 --> 00:26:40,800
Speaker 4: It's just not concentrating.

566
00:26:42,480 --> 00:26:44,840
Speaker 3: You just about to kill the baby. And they're like, go,

567
00:26:44,880 --> 00:26:46,800
Speaker 3: it happens all the time, and You're like, it happens

568
00:26:46,840 --> 00:26:49,239
Speaker 3: all the time. Can you tell me beforehand that this

569
00:26:49,320 --> 00:26:49,879
Speaker 3: might happen?

570
00:26:50,000 --> 00:26:50,200
Speaker 12: Yeah?

571
00:26:50,240 --> 00:26:53,000
Speaker 3: No, good point, will it's the first thing, Yeah, I want,

572
00:26:53,040 --> 00:26:54,640
Speaker 3: I'm going to do it. There was a moment where

573
00:26:54,680 --> 00:26:56,639
Speaker 3: we thought Max was not breathing and they like, I

574
00:26:56,720 --> 00:26:58,280
Speaker 3: pressed the button and the nurse comes, he goes. It

575
00:26:58,280 --> 00:27:00,880
Speaker 3: happens all the time, And I was like, so, maybe

576
00:27:00,880 --> 00:27:03,080
Speaker 3: the first thing you tell me is that there's probably

577
00:27:03,080 --> 00:27:04,639
Speaker 3: going to be an incident in an hour after the

578
00:27:04,640 --> 00:27:06,840
Speaker 3: birth where it looks like the baby's not going to breathe.

579
00:27:07,160 --> 00:27:09,960
Speaker 3: It's wild, Sarah.

580
00:27:09,960 --> 00:27:12,320
Speaker 2: We're talking about that floodiness that you're feeling after the

581
00:27:12,359 --> 00:27:14,439
Speaker 2: birth of your baby, and you know sometimes you have

582
00:27:14,440 --> 00:27:15,280
Speaker 2: a little woosie days.

583
00:27:15,280 --> 00:27:16,040
Speaker 4: He's what happened with you?

584
00:27:17,480 --> 00:27:21,399
Speaker 12: Well, I just had my third baby and it was

585
00:27:21,520 --> 00:27:23,639
Speaker 12: my I just got out of hospital as well, and

586
00:27:23,720 --> 00:27:28,240
Speaker 12: I thought, why not go for a run myself and

587
00:27:28,400 --> 00:27:31,239
Speaker 12: do a little bit of bonding with my two year

588
00:27:31,280 --> 00:27:34,560
Speaker 12: old who I had at home. So I threw to

589
00:27:34,600 --> 00:27:36,960
Speaker 12: her in the pram and on our way we went

590
00:27:37,119 --> 00:27:41,160
Speaker 12: and went for this run and I clicked a pothole

591
00:27:41,200 --> 00:27:45,640
Speaker 12: with the pram and then the pram just flew out

592
00:27:45,640 --> 00:27:49,919
Speaker 12: of my hand. She face planted the concrete.

593
00:27:50,160 --> 00:27:52,240
Speaker 3: Oh knocked all her.

594
00:27:52,160 --> 00:27:56,440
Speaker 12: Teeth everywhere, and then we actually had to pin her

595
00:27:56,600 --> 00:28:00,720
Speaker 12: down and jam her teeth back up into her gum.

596
00:28:00,760 --> 00:28:03,600
Speaker 3: And that's a great finish. There we go. That doesn't work,

597
00:28:03,640 --> 00:28:05,639
Speaker 3: By the way, no I think it does.

598
00:28:06,160 --> 00:28:07,800
Speaker 4: You can't just shove a toothback in it.

599
00:28:07,840 --> 00:28:09,240
Speaker 2: So I'm trying to say you could just shove a

600
00:28:09,320 --> 00:28:13,040
Speaker 2: leg back on just completely outrageous.

601
00:28:13,320 --> 00:28:15,280
Speaker 3: It's well and woody. I've got a bit of a

602
00:28:15,320 --> 00:28:17,080
Speaker 3: strange question for you, but I'd love for you to

603
00:28:17,200 --> 00:28:19,120
Speaker 3: if you can answer it. Third and one and six five,

604
00:28:19,160 --> 00:28:21,320
Speaker 3: please give us a call. I'll explain why in a second.

605
00:28:21,400 --> 00:28:23,920
Speaker 3: But third and one and six five. If you could

606
00:28:23,920 --> 00:28:28,760
Speaker 3: have one conversation with your baby or your pet where

607
00:28:28,760 --> 00:28:33,320
Speaker 3: they actually understood what you said. Oh, what would that

608
00:28:33,359 --> 00:28:37,600
Speaker 3: conversation be? You're only allowed one. Happy to hear lots

609
00:28:37,600 --> 00:28:40,040
Speaker 3: of suggestion. Now, the reason the reason I'm bringing this

610
00:28:40,120 --> 00:28:43,400
Speaker 3: up is because my partner Sam and my little girl

611
00:28:43,480 --> 00:28:45,760
Speaker 3: Max are back from the Netherlands, which is which is epic.

612
00:28:45,760 --> 00:28:47,320
Speaker 3: They got back on Monday night. I had three weeks

613
00:28:47,360 --> 00:28:51,120
Speaker 3: a line. It was, it was, it was grim. But anyway,

614
00:28:51,040 --> 00:28:55,360
Speaker 3: there's only so much you can meet. They're back. The issue,

615
00:28:55,400 --> 00:28:57,719
Speaker 3: the only issue is about them being back is that

616
00:28:57,880 --> 00:29:00,680
Speaker 3: Max is jet lagged. So my daughter's jet lag. She's

617
00:29:00,680 --> 00:29:04,720
Speaker 3: five months old. She has no idea what the hell

618
00:29:04,840 --> 00:29:08,960
Speaker 3: is going on? Right, So we and we have to

619
00:29:09,000 --> 00:29:10,800
Speaker 3: try and get her back in a rhythm, get her

620
00:29:10,840 --> 00:29:14,400
Speaker 3: circadian rhythm working again. So when it gets dark, we

621
00:29:14,560 --> 00:29:17,280
Speaker 3: obviously put her in bed, but her body clock is

622
00:29:17,280 --> 00:29:20,280
Speaker 3: telling her she's up right, So we put her to

623
00:29:20,320 --> 00:29:24,320
Speaker 3: bed and she's like, guys, I am wide awake. It's daytime,

624
00:29:24,360 --> 00:29:28,120
Speaker 3: which means yeah, she thinks nighttime is daytime. Last night

625
00:29:28,280 --> 00:29:35,480
Speaker 3: was literally just this with me and her daytime daytime.

626
00:29:36,600 --> 00:29:38,640
Speaker 3: What are you doing having a game in nighttime? Daytime?

627
00:29:38,760 --> 00:29:42,720
Speaker 3: Do you want to play Nextbox? It was it was intense.

628
00:29:42,760 --> 00:29:43,120
Speaker 4: What did you do?

629
00:29:43,560 --> 00:29:47,240
Speaker 3: Like, we just had to do shifts. She was she'd

630
00:29:47,240 --> 00:29:49,320
Speaker 3: sleep because she the most she's going to sleep is

631
00:29:49,360 --> 00:29:51,960
Speaker 3: like a standard nap, so it's like forty five minutes

632
00:29:51,960 --> 00:29:52,920
Speaker 3: an hour, and then she's up.

633
00:29:53,000 --> 00:29:53,400
Speaker 4: Did you think?

634
00:29:53,520 --> 00:29:55,000
Speaker 3: And then you'd be like, all right, you're up for

635
00:29:55,080 --> 00:29:59,520
Speaker 3: half a back to bed and she's like it's daytime.

636
00:30:00,000 --> 00:30:01,840
Speaker 2: Think about just trying to make it daytime for you,

637
00:30:01,920 --> 00:30:02,920
Speaker 2: like play her game and.

638
00:30:02,840 --> 00:30:05,280
Speaker 4: Just go like, yeah, duck down the macas there open, coming.

639
00:30:05,120 --> 00:30:07,520
Speaker 3: To work, coming to work, but you and I going

640
00:30:07,560 --> 00:30:08,480
Speaker 3: to mid dawns.

641
00:30:08,240 --> 00:30:09,840
Speaker 4: Chop off a bit of audio or something. No, I'm

642
00:30:09,840 --> 00:30:10,360
Speaker 4: not coming in.

643
00:30:10,680 --> 00:30:13,360
Speaker 2: Baby's sleeping, fine, No, but did you think about it

644
00:30:13,360 --> 00:30:14,880
Speaker 2: like you're going get a coffee or something to tell

645
00:30:14,920 --> 00:30:16,000
Speaker 2: yourself like, yeah, it is.

646
00:30:16,280 --> 00:30:21,080
Speaker 3: No, No, it doesn't make any sense. You make yourself

647
00:30:21,280 --> 00:30:24,640
Speaker 3: more tired. That makes any sense at all. So I

648
00:30:24,760 --> 00:30:26,640
Speaker 3: just love the chance to be able to just just

649
00:30:26,720 --> 00:30:30,360
Speaker 3: have one conversation with her where I can just go Maxie, Okay,

650
00:30:30,480 --> 00:30:32,480
Speaker 3: here's the deal. You're on the other side of the world.

651
00:30:32,560 --> 00:30:35,560
Speaker 3: Your body clocks adjusted to their time. That's why you

652
00:30:35,600 --> 00:30:38,360
Speaker 3: think it's daytime when it's nighttime. Mommy and Daddy are

653
00:30:38,400 --> 00:30:40,360
Speaker 3: just trying to get you to lie down so you

654
00:30:40,360 --> 00:30:44,000
Speaker 3: can be quiet. Just let them sleep. You're getting quiet.

655
00:30:44,080 --> 00:30:45,840
Speaker 3: This will be over. You'll be tired again at this

656
00:30:45,920 --> 00:30:49,320
Speaker 3: time in a few days. Conversation over, I go back

657
00:30:49,360 --> 00:30:51,600
Speaker 3: to speaking you wish, she goes back to doing and

658
00:30:51,640 --> 00:30:53,240
Speaker 3: gay and then she gets it. That's it. That's the

659
00:30:53,320 --> 00:30:55,280
Speaker 3: only conversation I want. Then my week can go back

660
00:30:55,280 --> 00:30:57,880
Speaker 3: to normal. Woods. But as soon as I started opening

661
00:30:57,880 --> 00:31:00,840
Speaker 3: this door in my mind, I was like, geez, there

662
00:31:00,840 --> 00:31:03,000
Speaker 3: are so many other conversations I would love to have

663
00:31:03,080 --> 00:31:03,400
Speaker 3: with her.

664
00:31:03,640 --> 00:31:05,160
Speaker 4: I'd say. The one chat that I want to have

665
00:31:05,280 --> 00:31:07,280
Speaker 4: with Remy is.

666
00:31:07,400 --> 00:31:09,680
Speaker 2: So Daddy gets a little bit distracted when he goes

667
00:31:09,720 --> 00:31:12,560
Speaker 2: for his morning walk with Remy, and Mummy gives us

668
00:31:12,640 --> 00:31:13,760
Speaker 2: quite a strict you've got to be.

669
00:31:13,720 --> 00:31:15,880
Speaker 3: Going yourself, Daddy. There, I'm just conferring.

670
00:31:15,920 --> 00:31:19,840
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm Daddy, and Mummy that's Mimi in this story.

671
00:31:19,960 --> 00:31:21,600
Speaker 2: She's always like, well, we've got to be back in

672
00:31:21,640 --> 00:31:23,640
Speaker 2: like three and a half hours to four hours, because

673
00:31:23,720 --> 00:31:25,480
Speaker 2: four hours, like that's when I need to feat again.

674
00:31:25,520 --> 00:31:28,960
Speaker 2: For four hours is really pushing it. Obviously. Now Daddy

675
00:31:29,120 --> 00:31:30,920
Speaker 2: still loses track of time because I'm trying to do

676
00:31:30,960 --> 00:31:32,040
Speaker 2: this thing at the moment with Remy.

677
00:31:32,280 --> 00:31:33,360
Speaker 4: We're doing this challenge.

678
00:31:33,360 --> 00:31:34,960
Speaker 2: We we're going to try and walk every single street

679
00:31:34,960 --> 00:31:37,080
Speaker 2: in the suburb and we're sort of slowly crossing them

680
00:31:37,080 --> 00:31:38,440
Speaker 2: off anyway.

681
00:31:38,120 --> 00:31:39,520
Speaker 3: So what's the chet you want to have with Remy?

682
00:31:39,560 --> 00:31:40,880
Speaker 4: So the chat I want to have with it, he's

683
00:31:40,920 --> 00:31:42,200
Speaker 4: not stealing you, no, no, no no.

684
00:31:42,360 --> 00:31:44,680
Speaker 2: When we've gone too far and I realized that we're

685
00:31:44,680 --> 00:31:46,520
Speaker 2: three and a half to four hours into our walk

686
00:31:46,600 --> 00:31:49,200
Speaker 2: and I and we're like kilometers away, and she starts

687
00:31:49,200 --> 00:31:51,320
Speaker 2: crying for milk, I just love to be able to

688
00:31:51,360 --> 00:31:54,120
Speaker 2: say to her, like, you're really far from the boop.

689
00:31:54,880 --> 00:31:57,480
Speaker 4: We need to get through this together, Okay.

690
00:31:57,200 --> 00:31:59,600
Speaker 2: And please don't cry when we walk through the door

691
00:31:59,640 --> 00:32:03,680
Speaker 2: because mummy gets angry at Oh, if you can just

692
00:32:03,680 --> 00:32:06,520
Speaker 2: justin in because then if you're crying when I walk

693
00:32:06,560 --> 00:32:08,480
Speaker 2: in the door, daddy's in the bad box.

694
00:32:08,800 --> 00:32:11,200
Speaker 3: Sounds like both conversations that you and I want to

695
00:32:11,240 --> 00:32:13,760
Speaker 3: have with our daughters. Can you just shut up?

696
00:32:14,720 --> 00:32:14,880
Speaker 7: Yeah?

697
00:32:14,960 --> 00:32:18,320
Speaker 4: Yeah, I think everybody just stop crying? Please stop crying?

698
00:32:18,360 --> 00:32:20,800
Speaker 3: Why would you do that? All right? One and six five?

699
00:32:20,840 --> 00:32:22,760
Speaker 3: If you can have one conversation with your baby or

700
00:32:22,760 --> 00:32:25,320
Speaker 3: your pet where they understand everything you said, what would

701
00:32:25,360 --> 00:32:27,200
Speaker 3: it be? I'd love to some pet ones as well,

702
00:32:27,240 --> 00:32:29,120
Speaker 3: because I would love to tell my dog when I'm

703
00:32:29,160 --> 00:32:31,000
Speaker 3: leaving the house, I'm not just going to the park.

704
00:32:31,560 --> 00:32:34,280
Speaker 1: Will and Woodies, that's the more in just a bit

705
00:32:35,440 --> 00:32:37,240
Speaker 1: the Will and Woody podcast.

706
00:32:38,080 --> 00:32:40,120
Speaker 3: If you could have one conversation with your baby or

707
00:32:40,200 --> 00:32:42,400
Speaker 3: pet where they understand everything you say, what would it be?

708
00:32:42,520 --> 00:32:43,880
Speaker 3: I've thought of a bit of a cruel one.

709
00:32:44,280 --> 00:32:46,040
Speaker 4: A cruel one I.

710
00:32:46,040 --> 00:32:50,040
Speaker 3: Thought pet, it's actually pet. If you had a goldfish,

711
00:32:50,120 --> 00:32:53,240
Speaker 3: you know how they forget everything every three seconds. Goldfish

712
00:32:53,280 --> 00:32:55,320
Speaker 3: lives in a bowl. You walk over to the goldfish,

713
00:32:55,480 --> 00:32:58,880
Speaker 3: one conversation with it. You live in a bowl. Uh huh,

714
00:32:59,280 --> 00:33:00,640
Speaker 3: because they don't know I live in a bowl. Every

715
00:33:00,680 --> 00:33:02,320
Speaker 3: three seconds it resets for them.

716
00:33:02,560 --> 00:33:03,520
Speaker 4: Hang on, what.

717
00:33:03,520 --> 00:33:05,720
Speaker 3: Every goldfish don't know they live in a bowl? Yeah,

718
00:33:05,720 --> 00:33:07,080
Speaker 3: because every three seconds their memory.

719
00:33:07,360 --> 00:33:07,560
Speaker 12: Yeah.

720
00:33:07,600 --> 00:33:09,600
Speaker 3: Yeah, So you go over them and you tell him, mate,

721
00:33:09,600 --> 00:33:10,280
Speaker 3: you live in a bowl.

722
00:33:10,360 --> 00:33:11,520
Speaker 4: Oh it be devastated.

723
00:33:11,600 --> 00:33:13,720
Speaker 3: Yeah, but only for three seconds and then he's back. It's

724
00:33:13,720 --> 00:33:15,240
Speaker 3: still a bit cruel, mate, You still be that three

725
00:33:15,280 --> 00:33:19,239
Speaker 3: seconds of like, oh my god, and then water all right,

726
00:33:19,600 --> 00:33:20,680
Speaker 3: Haley's gold.

727
00:33:20,440 --> 00:33:23,480
Speaker 4: Oh my god. That is such a mind they forget

728
00:33:23,520 --> 00:33:24,720
Speaker 4: in three seconds.

729
00:33:24,440 --> 00:33:28,719
Speaker 3: Haley, Haley. He's a conversation you'd have with your baby.

730
00:33:29,840 --> 00:33:33,600
Speaker 8: I would ask my son what he needs from me

731
00:33:33,840 --> 00:33:35,680
Speaker 8: or what I could do to be better?

732
00:33:35,920 --> 00:33:37,440
Speaker 4: Heh that is very sweet.

733
00:33:38,080 --> 00:33:39,200
Speaker 3: How is your son?

734
00:33:40,480 --> 00:33:42,320
Speaker 13: He's not just turn nine months old?

735
00:33:42,440 --> 00:33:45,760
Speaker 3: Yeah right? So yeah, right you similar situation of Woods

736
00:33:45,760 --> 00:33:47,479
Speaker 3: and I are you. There's a lot of guessing going on,

737
00:33:47,600 --> 00:33:48,000
Speaker 3: isn't there?

738
00:33:48,120 --> 00:33:50,760
Speaker 4: Yeah? Absolutely every parent would love to have that chill.

739
00:33:50,840 --> 00:33:54,480
Speaker 3: Let's go to Jack here from me? Yeah, I don't Yeah,

740
00:33:54,520 --> 00:33:57,920
Speaker 3: what do you think it would be? Well much?

741
00:33:58,000 --> 00:34:00,440
Speaker 2: Don't take me on four hour walks and take me

742
00:34:00,480 --> 00:34:02,480
Speaker 2: away from the boo, leave.

743
00:34:02,320 --> 00:34:05,920
Speaker 3: Me next to the essential nose when I need Jackson

744
00:34:05,960 --> 00:34:08,279
Speaker 3: on Betty one or six five? What conversation would you

745
00:34:08,320 --> 00:34:14,040
Speaker 3: have with your dog if you could one conversation? Jackson? Wacko, Jacko,

746
00:34:14,320 --> 00:34:17,600
Speaker 3: come to me, dogs go wackover single.

747
00:34:17,320 --> 00:34:17,839
Speaker 12: Thing I buy.

748
00:34:19,960 --> 00:34:24,040
Speaker 4: I don't know what happened there, Jacob.

749
00:34:24,080 --> 00:34:25,759
Speaker 3: We'll come back to you, mate. I'll let them sort

750
00:34:25,800 --> 00:34:26,680
Speaker 3: out your phone line.

751
00:34:28,840 --> 00:34:30,839
Speaker 4: It's like he started to his story halfway through it.

752
00:34:31,000 --> 00:34:35,040
Speaker 3: Yeah, the silence a on Hailey. He's like bomb justertes

753
00:34:35,080 --> 00:34:39,319
Speaker 3: with the silencer Hailey, Hailey, good mate. What conversation would

754
00:34:39,320 --> 00:34:40,719
Speaker 3: you have with your dog if you could?

755
00:34:40,920 --> 00:34:41,120
Speaker 5: Look?

756
00:34:41,200 --> 00:34:43,600
Speaker 9: I think we need to have a really serious conversation.

757
00:34:43,719 --> 00:34:46,160
Speaker 14: I've got a three year old husky here and he

758
00:34:46,320 --> 00:34:49,200
Speaker 14: has a serious issue with unwanted humping.

759
00:34:50,120 --> 00:34:53,160
Speaker 2: Yes, it's not okay.

760
00:34:52,960 --> 00:34:54,000
Speaker 7: We need to sort it out.

761
00:34:55,280 --> 00:34:57,640
Speaker 2: So what's the chat though? I'm your dog, Hailey. I

762
00:34:57,719 --> 00:34:59,960
Speaker 2: love a good old random hump. I mum humping everyone

763
00:35:00,120 --> 00:35:02,360
Speaker 2: leg what's your chat with me? I can understand you,

764
00:35:02,480 --> 00:35:04,200
Speaker 2: I can understand you, Haley hit me.

765
00:35:05,040 --> 00:35:07,040
Speaker 6: I think I'll go on the wise of Look when

766
00:35:07,080 --> 00:35:09,839
Speaker 6: I say I want to have a cuddle, I want

767
00:35:09,840 --> 00:35:10,520
Speaker 6: to have a cuddle.

768
00:35:10,600 --> 00:35:14,280
Speaker 16: I don't want to be experiencing that kind.

769
00:35:14,120 --> 00:35:15,760
Speaker 9: Of motion from my animal.

770
00:35:16,040 --> 00:35:19,919
Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, I think that, Harry, So any response there

771
00:35:20,000 --> 00:35:21,200
Speaker 2: can I still hump your mum.

772
00:35:21,800 --> 00:35:22,359
Speaker 4: I'm the dog.

773
00:35:22,440 --> 00:35:23,040
Speaker 15: I'm the dog.

774
00:35:23,120 --> 00:35:28,399
Speaker 2: I'm the dog, a dog I get sick.

775
00:35:28,480 --> 00:35:29,160
Speaker 4: I'm the dog.

776
00:35:32,040 --> 00:35:34,160
Speaker 3: I was thinking something I'd like to say to my

777
00:35:34,239 --> 00:35:37,200
Speaker 3: dog before you asked if you can sleep with Haley's mum.

778
00:35:37,440 --> 00:35:41,680
Speaker 3: I'm the dog. I know, I know, chill out, I need.

779
00:35:41,719 --> 00:35:44,239
Speaker 3: I would love to tell my dog that the possums

780
00:35:44,239 --> 00:35:49,920
Speaker 3: are not a threat. Oh, it's all calm down, I'm

781
00:35:50,000 --> 00:35:50,840
Speaker 3: not going to get you.

782
00:35:51,040 --> 00:35:53,760
Speaker 4: Isn't it good that STEVIEO protects you from the possums.

783
00:35:55,120 --> 00:35:57,760
Speaker 3: It's instinctive. It's like she it's the same as the humping.

784
00:35:57,840 --> 00:36:00,200
Speaker 3: She cannot stop herself. But I didn't have a chat

785
00:36:00,239 --> 00:36:01,879
Speaker 3: with her. And they're not going to kill you. Yeah,

786
00:36:02,160 --> 00:36:04,719
Speaker 3: she only does it because she thinks they're a threat.

787
00:36:04,120 --> 00:36:05,480
Speaker 3: So they're not a threat.

788
00:36:05,520 --> 00:36:07,880
Speaker 4: But if she leaves them, they'll all start invading your backyard.

789
00:36:09,320 --> 00:36:11,120
Speaker 3: You're out of the dog over there, a girl. It ended.

790
00:36:12,040 --> 00:36:17,680
Speaker 3: It ended a while ago. Alicia's gold. Hi, Alisha, how

791
00:36:17,760 --> 00:36:18,520
Speaker 3: are you so?

792
00:36:19,680 --> 00:36:19,879
Speaker 17: Yeah?

793
00:36:19,920 --> 00:36:22,799
Speaker 3: Yeah, struggling. If you could have one conversation with your

794
00:36:22,840 --> 00:36:25,759
Speaker 3: baby or pet. What would it be? Are you've gone

795
00:36:25,760 --> 00:36:26,320
Speaker 3: for your cat?

796
00:36:27,040 --> 00:36:27,759
Speaker 8: Yeah, my cat.

797
00:36:27,880 --> 00:36:31,319
Speaker 16: I would firstly say to her, I love you so much,

798
00:36:31,400 --> 00:36:33,799
Speaker 16: like you with a light of my life. But then

799
00:36:33,840 --> 00:36:36,760
Speaker 16: also please stop peeing in the shower.

800
00:36:37,880 --> 00:36:41,880
Speaker 2: Ah, yeah, and your cat comes in the shower with you.

801
00:36:41,880 --> 00:36:44,960
Speaker 16: No, so the shower will be empty, but she'll go

802
00:36:45,040 --> 00:36:48,040
Speaker 16: in there to pee and instead of using the litter box,

803
00:36:48,320 --> 00:36:51,560
Speaker 16: and like, I've tried everything, like I've changed the listter,

804
00:36:51,640 --> 00:36:53,799
Speaker 16: I've changed the position of where the little box is,

805
00:36:53,840 --> 00:36:54,920
Speaker 16: and she just refuses.

806
00:36:56,000 --> 00:36:58,120
Speaker 2: I've done a lot of research on cats, so I'm

807
00:36:58,160 --> 00:37:00,520
Speaker 2: just trying to have some sort of connection with my cat, Lenny,

808
00:37:00,560 --> 00:37:04,600
Speaker 2: and we're getting there. But I learned that they they

809
00:37:04,840 --> 00:37:06,920
Speaker 2: are quite intelligent and they watch their owner.

810
00:37:08,360 --> 00:37:08,840
Speaker 3: Alisia.

811
00:37:09,560 --> 00:37:10,680
Speaker 4: Do you piss in the shower?

812
00:37:11,400 --> 00:37:17,319
Speaker 16: The doors shut, she can't see. I think I think.

813
00:37:20,160 --> 00:37:21,040
Speaker 3: You can hump her, mum.

814
00:37:21,080 --> 00:37:22,200
Speaker 4: And then you ask another.

815
00:37:22,000 --> 00:37:26,560
Speaker 3: Caller she pisses in the shower phone topic, which is

816
00:37:26,600 --> 00:37:28,400
Speaker 3: befitting to you totally.

817
00:37:28,440 --> 00:37:30,560
Speaker 2: If you can beat me, you're you're a good person.

818
00:37:30,640 --> 00:37:33,040
Speaker 2: But first date tight asses.

819
00:37:32,960 --> 00:37:34,080
Speaker 4: You know, I don't mean it sounds like a tight

820
00:37:36,000 --> 00:37:39,440
Speaker 4: cheap kitchener it's time to time starting.

821
00:37:43,080 --> 00:37:43,680
Speaker 11: God, you're right.

822
00:37:44,880 --> 00:37:47,000
Speaker 4: How much of a tight ass were they on the

823
00:37:47,040 --> 00:37:49,880
Speaker 4: first date? Thirteen one O sixty five is our number.

824
00:37:50,120 --> 00:37:53,400
Speaker 4: A quick one shag. If you're listening, I'm coming at you.

825
00:37:54,400 --> 00:37:55,520
Speaker 4: His now his wife.

826
00:37:55,560 --> 00:37:57,880
Speaker 2: I don't know how this happened, but he once moved

827
00:37:57,960 --> 00:37:59,719
Speaker 2: the timing of a date they were supposed to catch

828
00:37:59,760 --> 00:38:00,879
Speaker 2: up for drink after work.

829
00:38:01,200 --> 00:38:04,040
Speaker 4: He moved it to a lunchtime date. Didn't explain why.

830
00:38:04,280 --> 00:38:06,359
Speaker 2: And the real reason was because at lunchtime they did

831
00:38:06,360 --> 00:38:07,280
Speaker 2: two dollar tacos.

832
00:38:07,360 --> 00:38:13,200
Speaker 3: Oh my god, unacceptable. Sam's gold. I'm that I don't

833
00:38:13,200 --> 00:38:15,200
Speaker 3: want to six five Sam, this is the first date

834
00:38:15,280 --> 00:38:15,759
Speaker 3: you were on.

835
00:38:17,560 --> 00:38:19,839
Speaker 18: So my first day is the girl offered she had

836
00:38:19,880 --> 00:38:21,400
Speaker 18: she had a good idea for it to go for

837
00:38:21,440 --> 00:38:21,920
Speaker 18: a drive.

838
00:38:22,560 --> 00:38:23,960
Speaker 11: So I was like, you know, I'm the anus.

839
00:38:24,040 --> 00:38:24,640
Speaker 13: Let's go for drive.

840
00:38:24,719 --> 00:38:25,320
Speaker 4: So we got food.

841
00:38:25,360 --> 00:38:28,239
Speaker 18: She drove a little spot that she you know, went to,

842
00:38:28,280 --> 00:38:30,000
Speaker 18: and then I came back, and then she drove us

843
00:38:30,280 --> 00:38:32,480
Speaker 18: back and I took back to outside my house. We

844
00:38:32,520 --> 00:38:34,360
Speaker 18: lived close to each other, and then she got to

845
00:38:34,400 --> 00:38:35,640
Speaker 18: get out. She locked the door.

846
00:38:36,160 --> 00:38:36,799
Speaker 11: That's a bit weird.

847
00:38:37,239 --> 00:38:40,400
Speaker 18: And then looked to her and I go, hey, like

848
00:38:40,520 --> 00:38:42,520
Speaker 18: take it out and she goes, oh, where's my money?

849
00:38:42,680 --> 00:38:43,480
Speaker 11: I go, what money?

850
00:38:43,480 --> 00:38:43,680
Speaker 5: She got?

851
00:38:43,760 --> 00:38:46,879
Speaker 11: All the money for the petrol that I used today

852
00:38:46,880 --> 00:38:47,520
Speaker 11: to drive around?

853
00:38:47,760 --> 00:38:48,080
Speaker 4: Wow?

854
00:38:49,719 --> 00:38:49,959
Speaker 3: Wow?

855
00:38:50,120 --> 00:38:51,400
Speaker 4: Did you did you pay us?

856
00:38:51,400 --> 00:38:51,800
Speaker 3: Sam?

857
00:38:52,800 --> 00:38:52,880
Speaker 4: No?

858
00:38:53,000 --> 00:38:55,160
Speaker 18: I gave her some fake account number that I off

859
00:38:55,200 --> 00:38:56,560
Speaker 18: my credit card I recently.

860
00:38:56,239 --> 00:38:58,319
Speaker 3: Canceled, so I paid my card.

861
00:39:00,320 --> 00:39:06,680
Speaker 18: You want to transfer card. It was a canceled tide

862
00:39:06,719 --> 00:39:10,440
Speaker 18: show that I transferred from my door from my card

863
00:39:10,480 --> 00:39:11,160
Speaker 18: that I had.

864
00:39:11,400 --> 00:39:15,440
Speaker 3: No brilliant survival move moved from you like genius. I

865
00:39:15,480 --> 00:39:17,640
Speaker 3: was just more interested in the fact that the chick was.

866
00:39:17,520 --> 00:39:19,200
Speaker 3: I just imagine they're standing there with an f POS.

867
00:39:20,400 --> 00:39:23,880
Speaker 4: This always happens. Don't worry, I've got fuss. Let's go

868
00:39:23,920 --> 00:39:27,640
Speaker 4: to Stacey here. Stacy, you went out on a first

869
00:39:27,680 --> 00:39:28,800
Speaker 4: day with the tight ass.

870
00:39:29,600 --> 00:39:29,839
Speaker 7: Yeah.

871
00:39:29,880 --> 00:39:32,920
Speaker 13: So I met him at a friend's wedding and we

872
00:39:32,960 --> 00:39:34,480
Speaker 13: decided to catch up for a date. A couple of

873
00:39:34,480 --> 00:39:37,479
Speaker 13: weeks later, he took me to like a shopping center

874
00:39:37,520 --> 00:39:39,960
Speaker 13: complex and we said we'll go to a movie. So

875
00:39:40,000 --> 00:39:42,600
Speaker 13: we get to the shops when before the movie that

876
00:39:42,800 --> 00:39:45,600
Speaker 13: we wanted to see was starting, wandering through JB High

877
00:39:45,600 --> 00:39:49,879
Speaker 13: Fire looking through the cheap DVDs and the guy goes Oh, hey,

878
00:39:49,960 --> 00:39:52,359
Speaker 13: let's just buy one of these. It's a really good

879
00:39:52,400 --> 00:39:57,200
Speaker 13: movie and we'll back to my place. So so buys

880
00:39:57,239 --> 00:40:01,399
Speaker 13: Running Scared two dollars forty nine from JBI halfway back

881
00:40:01,400 --> 00:40:03,960
Speaker 13: to his place. You know, watch a movie No Snacks

882
00:40:04,360 --> 00:40:09,120
Speaker 13: that weeks later and the biggest tight ever got like

883
00:40:09,200 --> 00:40:09,680
Speaker 13: really bad.

884
00:40:09,880 --> 00:40:13,120
Speaker 4: Yeah, and no doubt you paid for the two forty

885
00:40:13,200 --> 00:40:13,840
Speaker 4: nine DVD.

886
00:40:14,200 --> 00:40:15,840
Speaker 3: That's much he suppos He going for a two for

887
00:40:15,880 --> 00:40:17,000
Speaker 3: one play there, though.

888
00:40:17,440 --> 00:40:19,400
Speaker 4: What do you mean like a Netflix and ChIL situation?

889
00:40:19,719 --> 00:40:21,080
Speaker 3: WA's your movie back in my house?

890
00:40:21,320 --> 00:40:23,120
Speaker 4: Yeah, although cinemas never stopped you, William.

891
00:40:23,360 --> 00:40:26,560
Speaker 2: Let's go to Simon here on thirteen one six five Simon,

892
00:40:26,920 --> 00:40:27,959
Speaker 2: this was a mate of yours.

893
00:40:28,000 --> 00:40:29,480
Speaker 4: There was a bit of tight hoss on a date.

894
00:40:29,560 --> 00:40:32,680
Speaker 3: He's out ageous flatmate of mine, not.

895
00:40:32,680 --> 00:40:34,840
Speaker 11: The most attractive bloke you've ever met in your life.

896
00:40:35,640 --> 00:40:36,480
Speaker 3: Actually went out.

897
00:40:36,360 --> 00:40:39,640
Speaker 11: On a date with a great looking girl. Went out

898
00:40:39,640 --> 00:40:42,440
Speaker 11: to a state restaurant that was big back in the

899
00:40:42,480 --> 00:40:46,000
Speaker 11: sort of late nineties early two thy twelve. Used to

900
00:40:46,000 --> 00:40:48,560
Speaker 11: do shopper dock at coupons where you buy one get

901
00:40:48,600 --> 00:40:51,279
Speaker 11: one free meal. He you went out on the date

902
00:40:51,400 --> 00:40:53,839
Speaker 11: and when it comes time to hey, said, do you

903
00:40:53,840 --> 00:40:56,600
Speaker 11: mind if we go Dutch. She gave him the money

904
00:40:56,600 --> 00:40:59,239
Speaker 11: for his meal. He took the coupon up, paid for

905
00:40:59,280 --> 00:41:00,839
Speaker 11: it with hers and what he's for free