WEBVTT - 🎨 PALETTE CLEANSER: Identity crisis + cancel THESE celebs ❌

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<v Speaker 1>We're back for another Palette Cleanser episode.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm art Simone and recently I found out that I

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<v Speaker 2>have a long lost twin thanks to the Concealed super salutes.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes you heard it right, I.

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<v Speaker 2>Have a long lost twin. And you know who that

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<v Speaker 2>long lost twin is? It's Dom Dollar. And I hear going,

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<v Speaker 2>who is Dom Dollar? That's what my mum said to

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<v Speaker 2>me anyway, And I said, well, you're the one that

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<v Speaker 2>should be answering questions, mum, because why do I have

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<v Speaker 2>a twin who is the same age as me, is

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<v Speaker 2>from Australia and looks identical?

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<v Speaker 1>What's going on here? What's the true story?

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<v Speaker 2>And you know, Avid Concealed listeners would know my mum

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<v Speaker 2>from her previous episode. Go and listen to it if

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<v Speaker 2>you haven't. But she wouldn't give up. She wouldn't give

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<v Speaker 2>you any information about my long lost twin. Was he

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<v Speaker 2>conceived in a test tube? We actually part of a

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<v Speaker 2>long lost government top secret testing thing. Are we like

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<v Speaker 2>twins separated at birth? There was that study where they

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<v Speaker 2>had they separated twins and put them in different housing

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<v Speaker 2>and different socioeconomical things and studied them for years. They

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<v Speaker 2>didn't even know each other.

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<v Speaker 1>Have I just cracked the code? Well, let me take

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<v Speaker 1>you back anyway.

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<v Speaker 2>So we were posting a video on the socials and

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<v Speaker 2>someone commented that I zimone look like the gay version

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<v Speaker 2>of Dom Dollar. And if you don't know who Dom

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<v Speaker 2>Dollar is, he is a world famous DJ. He's currently

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<v Speaker 2>on the front page of the Rolling Stone. He got

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<v Speaker 2>the cover and he has lots of incredible songs like

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<v Speaker 2>insert song name here and that other song and also

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<v Speaker 2>a song with Turvilier.

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<v Speaker 1>Good for him, but it's not my cup of tea.

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<v Speaker 2>But for example, if you are from Melbourne, his music

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<v Speaker 2>would go down really well at REVS or he's performed

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<v Speaker 2>underneath the car pass like underneath the road very festival,

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<v Speaker 2>and if you know anything about me, not involved with

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<v Speaker 2>festivals at all. So this is a real triumphant proof

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<v Speaker 2>that you know nature versus if you grew up in

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<v Speaker 2>the Northern Territory, apparently you want to be a DM

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<v Speaker 2>performance person. The only difference between me and Dom Dollar

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<v Speaker 2>is that Dom Dollar has a big old mustache. So

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<v Speaker 2>I emm a drag queen and I have a lace

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<v Speaker 2>front mustache in my possession. I pulled it out, glued

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<v Speaker 2>it on lah and behold, same person, same person.

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<v Speaker 1>My whole life is a lie.

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<v Speaker 2>So if anyone actually wants to know what Dom Dollar

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<v Speaker 2>looks like in drag, look at me. I have reached

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<v Speaker 2>out to Dom Dollar's people and asked to put him

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<v Speaker 2>in drag, but he has not replied to anything. It's

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<v Speaker 2>Pride month, gosh rude. But look, it's been quite fun.

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<v Speaker 2>It went very viral. It's over a million views on TikTok.

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<v Speaker 2>It's really hard for me, I will admit to you.

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<v Speaker 2>People's because I've been working very hard in my life

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<v Speaker 2>to be a superstar drag queen.

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<v Speaker 1>You know, I've did lots of things.

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<v Speaker 2>I worked for thirteen years to get my profile out there,

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<v Speaker 2>and in the last twelve months, the most popular I've

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<v Speaker 2>been has one for dressing is Cathday Night and two

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<v Speaker 2>for looking like Dom Dollar. So it's a been a

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<v Speaker 2>bit difficult for me personally. I am having an identity crisis.

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<v Speaker 2>Dom Dollar did comment on the video and he said

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<v Speaker 2>that he'll write the music and I can do the gigs.

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<v Speaker 2>So guys, you may be seeing me underneath the car

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<v Speaker 2>park road thing. I actually have been asked to do

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<v Speaker 2>a fake DJ said as Dom Dollar by one of

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<v Speaker 2>the clubs here in Melbourne. I was googling him earlier

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<v Speaker 2>because I don't really know much about him that except

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<v Speaker 2>that he stole my face.

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<v Speaker 1>Rude.

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<v Speaker 2>You know, you go on Google and you see the

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<v Speaker 2>suggested questions. The first question is how much does it

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<v Speaker 2>cost to hire Dom Dollar? And I'll tell you what

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<v Speaker 2>they say, forty five thousand dollars. I'd be a lot cheaper,

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<v Speaker 2>but I will not be Dom Dollar for legal purposes.

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<v Speaker 2>I will be either Dom doll Hairs or dumb Dollar.

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<v Speaker 2>But on celebrity look alikes. This is not the first

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<v Speaker 2>time this has happened to me, because I also get

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<v Speaker 2>recognized for another person, and that is the singer young

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<v Speaker 2>Blood and blood is spelt with you, but he's a

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<v Speaker 2>UK singer, artist, rockstar and apparently we look really similar,

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<v Speaker 2>so much so that I was at Mardi Gras afterparty

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<v Speaker 2>at Lame Way last year and you know, big night

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<v Speaker 2>the night before, so not feeling my best, but still

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<v Speaker 2>went out, you know, pride, and I got a tap

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<v Speaker 2>on the sholder while I was there with my friends

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<v Speaker 2>and this guy goes, I'm not sure if you get this,

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<v Speaker 2>but has anyone ever told you that you look like

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<v Speaker 2>and in that moment I was waiting for him to

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<v Speaker 2>go Art Simone, or I was waiting for him to

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<v Speaker 2>recognize me as Art, and I was like, oh, here

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<v Speaker 2>we go again. Yes, got me, Yes, it's me Art Simone.

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<v Speaker 2>And he goes young Blood. I said, what who? He

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<v Speaker 2>goes young Blood. You've even got the eyebrows. It's amazing.

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<v Speaker 2>Look at the eyebrows, all for you.

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<v Speaker 1>Come on?

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<v Speaker 2>And I was surrounded by my group of friends who

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<v Speaker 2>have not let me live that down ever since, so

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<v Speaker 2>much so that they just changed my contact profile photos

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<v Speaker 2>to young Blood. They send me pictures of young Blood,

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<v Speaker 2>they say, have you ever seen the two of them

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<v Speaker 2>the room together? No, I am not young Blood, i

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<v Speaker 2>am not Dom Dollar, I'm not casfe Night.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm Art Simon.

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<v Speaker 2>But you know what, I'm happy for the attention, and

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<v Speaker 2>I'm grateful that my face. Maybe I've got a career

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<v Speaker 2>after I do drag and I have to not wear

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<v Speaker 2>makeup anymore. If I can look like all these people,

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<v Speaker 2>they're going to get hold too. So that's a long

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<v Speaker 2>lasting career if you ask me. Anyway, That's what's been

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<v Speaker 2>happening in my world. But stick around because coming up

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<v Speaker 2>the soapboxes back, we've got a little artifact to show you,

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<v Speaker 2>and I am going to be giving you the top

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<v Speaker 2>three celebrities that need.

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<v Speaker 1>To be canceled right now. This is the palette cleanser.

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<v Speaker 1>Let's go see out of backs.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, welcome back to the artifacts are I saw something

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<v Speaker 2>out of my purse and you have to listen to it.

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<v Speaker 2>It's show and tell for adults, and I get to

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<v Speaker 2>bring in some of my more cursed items. But also

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<v Speaker 2>don't forget if you also want to show off one

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<v Speaker 2>of your things, send a picture jump of the socials

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<v Speaker 2>and send it an email with a picture and I

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<v Speaker 2>can show it off to the people. Maybe don't even

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<v Speaker 2>explain what it is, and then I can try and

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<v Speaker 2>work it out.

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<v Speaker 1>I'll get it wrong.

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<v Speaker 2>But the item I brought for you from the depths

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<v Speaker 2>of my purse is a family heirloom that was gifted

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<v Speaker 2>to me when I was but a whee lass. There

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<v Speaker 2>may be something about me that you may have worked out.

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<v Speaker 2>But I am very hard on myself. I want to

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<v Speaker 2>do the best that I can, and when I don't

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<v Speaker 2>do the best that I can, I get really really

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<v Speaker 2>angry at myself. And it's happened since I was a kid.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm pretty sure. In the episode with My Mum, she

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<v Speaker 2>talks about the stories of me and kindergarten, where I'd

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<v Speaker 2>be really upset that I couldn't read and other people could.

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<v Speaker 2>The good news for you and me is that that

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<v Speaker 2>did not end at kindergarten, did not end in primary school.

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<v Speaker 1>High school, nor on RuPaul's drag Race.

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<v Speaker 2>I made enemies in my brain about all the people

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<v Speaker 2>that were better at things than I was not healthy

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<v Speaker 2>to do. But apparently my family liked to encourage that

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<v Speaker 2>because there was one person. This was from high school.

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<v Speaker 2>The nickname for this person was smarty Pants, because they

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<v Speaker 2>really like to emphasize how much smarter they were than myself.

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<v Speaker 2>But also everyone I really didn't gel well with me.

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<v Speaker 2>You don't rub it in. So my grandmother misted me,

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<v Speaker 2>not needted me. So she's sewed from her used pantyhose,

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<v Speaker 2>so it's really got some of my beautiful grandmother's soul

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<v Speaker 2>in there. She created the smarty Pants voodoo dole, so

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<v Speaker 2>he is a.

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<v Speaker 1>Little voody doll boy.

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<v Speaker 2>He's got a little smiley face on in a Marone

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<v Speaker 2>school uniform. And then this is the piece of resistance.

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<v Speaker 2>She has glued little smarties all over his pants, so

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<v Speaker 2>he's Smarty pants. He does come complete with a whole

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<v Speaker 2>bunch of pins. And I would use this in high

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<v Speaker 2>school to enact revenge on Smarty Pants.

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<v Speaker 1>Did it work? Absolutely not. Did it make me feel better?

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<v Speaker 1>Hell yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>This is not the only voodoo doll I have that

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<v Speaker 2>was made for me by a family member. And let's

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<v Speaker 2>just say that they're still being made to this day.

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<v Speaker 2>The gauntlet has been passed on and down to another

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<v Speaker 2>person in my family. Be careful because if you wrong me,

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<v Speaker 2>you may be too into one of these. We need

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<v Speaker 2>to cancel these celebrities, all right. You know, Katie Perry

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<v Speaker 2>is a currently canceled queen and she is touring the

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<v Speaker 2>country at the moment, and people aren't happy with her,

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<v Speaker 2>clearly because she went to space, well kind of went

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<v Speaker 2>to space. She floated for a bit and looked into

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<v Speaker 2>a camera and then kissed the ground. But they also

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<v Speaker 2>didn't like her because she was working with that producer

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<v Speaker 2>and made that bad song Woman's World.

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<v Speaker 1>So people don't like it. They've canceled her.

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<v Speaker 2>But you know what, after all of that, I think

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<v Speaker 2>she can kind of stick around because I recently found

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<v Speaker 2>out that we have something in common, Katy Perry and

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<v Speaker 2>I and it's not being you know, talented song people,

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<v Speaker 2>you know, singers, artists, actors, dancers, good looking.

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<v Speaker 1>No.

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<v Speaker 2>Katie Perry also hates laboo boots so much so that

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<v Speaker 2>at a concert the other day she literally kicked one

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<v Speaker 2>out of someone's hands. She's like, so for that, I

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<v Speaker 2>am going to officially here today for everyone uncanceled.

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<v Speaker 1>Katie Perry.

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<v Speaker 2>Sorry, she's not the cancelation list, but I hear you going.

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<v Speaker 2>Well then, who else is on it? Don't worry, I've

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<v Speaker 2>got your sordered because I've got three celebrities that need

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<v Speaker 2>to be canceled right now. And I'm going to start

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<v Speaker 2>off pretty strong. Tyra Banks. Yeah, I'm starting off with

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<v Speaker 2>a really big strong one. Tyra Banks, who is now

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<v Speaker 2>a Sydney resident and just in the last week has

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<v Speaker 2>opened up her ice cream shop, Smise and Dream the

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<v Speaker 2>ice Cream Fantasy. She is unhinged. Look, I'm all for it.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm all for a crazy lady who's selling her wares.

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<v Speaker 2>But the thing that made me want to cancel her

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<v Speaker 2>is I was very fortunate enough to be invited to

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<v Speaker 2>the opening of this ice cream shop.

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<v Speaker 1>So I got an invite.

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<v Speaker 2>I just want to read you a few things from

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<v Speaker 2>this invite where I was like, Okay, this is too much, babes.

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<v Speaker 2>I know you're happy, you've got your open card and

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<v Speaker 2>you're going on the ferry. I know you're happy, you're

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<v Speaker 2>in Sydney, lovely weather, your family's here.

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<v Speaker 1>That's good.

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<v Speaker 2>But this is how intensely serious she is about her

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<v Speaker 2>SMIs and Dream ice Cream factory. It goes a bit

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<v Speaker 2>like this, I'm inviting you to step inside my SMIs

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<v Speaker 2>and Dream ice Cream fantasy.

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<v Speaker 1>And this bit is in bold and yes, I'll be there.

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<v Speaker 2>Not that Ai ice cream hair chick at the top

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<v Speaker 2>of this invite, the real me, but with faux hair.

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<v Speaker 2>I'll personally be guiding you through the full on SMIs

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<v Speaker 2>and Dream ice Cream experience. This is not a basic

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<v Speaker 2>ice cream shop. This is Flavor Theater with epic lighting

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<v Speaker 2>that I made sure makes you look hot with the

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<v Speaker 2>wile the ice cream stays cold. I'll feed you my

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<v Speaker 2>stories and maybe spoon feed a few of you.

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<v Speaker 1>Ah.

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<v Speaker 2>This isn't just a launch, It's my dream.

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<v Speaker 1>I want you right in the middle of it.

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<v Speaker 2>Wow, Tyra Mayle has really gone wild since America's next

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<v Speaker 2>Top Model.

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<v Speaker 1>Look. I love it. I'm sure it was written with

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<v Speaker 1>chat GPT, but it is so intense. It's a bit

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<v Speaker 1>of milfy.

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<v Speaker 2>I mean, ice cream is sexy, and Tyra is sexy,

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<v Speaker 2>but I just wasn't prepared for that to be in

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<v Speaker 2>my inbox. And I feel like I needed a cold

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<v Speaker 2>shower or maybe a cold ice cream after it. But

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<v Speaker 2>I'm sorry, Tyra Banks, but for your unhinged ice cream fantasy,

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<v Speaker 2>you are canceled all right, next up on the list,

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<v Speaker 2>and it's probably gonna break a lot of people's hearts.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna have to cancel Sarah Jessica Parker. Now she's gone.

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<v Speaker 1>She's gone.

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<v Speaker 2>I've had enough, and you know why Love Sex in

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<v Speaker 2>the City and just like that also the worst name

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<v Speaker 2>for a TV show in the world. But if you

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<v Speaker 2>haven't had the pleasure of watching this television show, it

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<v Speaker 2>is the worst written thing I have ever seen. It

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<v Speaker 2>is so out of touch, it is so so bizarre.

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<v Speaker 2>The characters don't make any sense. And I love every

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<v Speaker 2>bit of it, like every bit, and I hate myself

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<v Speaker 2>for it, and I hate Sarah Jessica Parker for it.

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<v Speaker 2>I hate that she's made me fall in love with

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<v Speaker 2>this bizarre TV show that I have to watch every week.

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<v Speaker 2>I had to get a Max subscription so I could

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<v Speaker 2>watch it. Most people got that to watch The Last

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<v Speaker 2>of Us. No, I was so I can watch my

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<v Speaker 2>still little show with Sarah Jessica Parker and all her

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<v Speaker 2>little friends.

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<v Speaker 1>It's really bad.

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<v Speaker 2>So for catfishing me into wanting to watch your television

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<v Speaker 2>show and me secretly liking it. Sarah Jessica Parker, you

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<v Speaker 2>had cancer. Last one that canceled list today is singer,

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<v Speaker 2>acrobatic person, tight jumpsuit wearer Benson Boone. I'm sorry, Boone,

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<v Speaker 2>but you get in the boot. You were canceled and

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<v Speaker 2>I go go, why why?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh? This guy's just winging.

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<v Speaker 2>It's because he has a victim complex at the moment

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<v Speaker 2>I saw he release the whole music video like parroting

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<v Speaker 2>that everyone doesn't like him. What is going on? Just

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<v Speaker 2>sing your song and jump off the piano and shut up.

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<v Speaker 2>I do feel a bit bad for him because one

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<v Speaker 2>of the reviews said that apparently he wrote his album

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<v Speaker 2>in was it seventeen days or seventeen hours? I think

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<v Speaker 2>it was seventeen hours, And apparently you can tell I

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<v Speaker 2>won't be listening to it. Also, the boy's like twenty

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<v Speaker 2>two years old, but also looks like he's thirty eight,

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<v Speaker 2>and that's a bit ominous. Benson Boone, did you sell

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<v Speaker 2>your soul to the devil so you could flip?

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<v Speaker 1>Was all?

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<v Speaker 2>The flipping made the skin on your face move a

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<v Speaker 2>bit weirdly, So maybe it just doesn't find the place

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<v Speaker 2>to sit back down again.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know about aerodynamics or space travel, but I

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<v Speaker 2>think there's something weird happening when you flip. But Benson

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<v Speaker 2>Boone for atrocities to the jumpstick nation and victim complex.

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<v Speaker 2>When you really haven't got anything to complain about, you

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<v Speaker 2>might can backflip out of here, you bitch. So Box alright,

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<v Speaker 2>it's time for my favorite segment because I'm not required

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<v Speaker 2>to do anything.

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<v Speaker 1>It's all up for you.

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<v Speaker 2>It's the soap oop, where we give my beautiful podcast

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<v Speaker 2>airtime to.

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<v Speaker 1>One of you. And it's that easy. You just need

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<v Speaker 1>a jump on the socials.

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<v Speaker 2>We've got a link at the bio there where you

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<v Speaker 2>can send in a sixty second soapbox moment and here going, Well,

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<v Speaker 2>what's going in the soapbox? Well, it can be anything.

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<v Speaker 2>You could be spooking your wares. You could be sending

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<v Speaker 2>a message to someone out there. You could be promoting

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<v Speaker 2>a gig you're doing. You could be reading a poem

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<v Speaker 2>or singing a song. It's anything, and we're about to

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<v Speaker 2>find out what we have this week for our soapbox

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<v Speaker 2>because I I'm not sure.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, here we go, but it's me.

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<v Speaker 3>Your stomach. I've been trying to communicate with you for months,

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<v Speaker 3>but to no avail. It's a mess down here as

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<v Speaker 3>your stomach. I've been doing my best for babes. You

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<v Speaker 3>got to meet me halfway. I know you've said in

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<v Speaker 3>the past that you don't like kombucha. I know you've

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<v Speaker 3>said it's fizzy yogurt water. But I'm pleading with you

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<v Speaker 3>today on this podcast to give it another chance. I

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<v Speaker 3>your stomach desperately need those organic live cultures and antioxidants.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm begging you to try drinking Remedy kombucha. It's delicious

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<v Speaker 3>and I'm craving that sweet no sugar, all natural flavor.

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<v Speaker 2>Everything is making sense now because you know what rocked

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<v Speaker 2>up to my house yesterday, twelve bottles of Remedy komb butcher.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know how we made that happen. That's magical.

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<v Speaker 2>I have said previously that kom Butcher is physiogurt water

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<v Speaker 2>and I'm not really a fan, but I did have

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<v Speaker 2>a very very tough time the last couple of weeks.

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<v Speaker 2>Without going into too much information, but the stomach was

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<v Speaker 2>not happy. So maybe this is the time. Okay, I

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<v Speaker 2>will vow here on this airtime to try this remedy

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<v Speaker 2>komb butcher, whatever it is, and maybe check in on

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<v Speaker 2>the socials to see what I think about it.

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<v Speaker 1>I'll put my update there. Thank you to my stomach

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<v Speaker 1>for sending that in, and thank you to a remedy. Well.

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<v Speaker 1>Thank you so much for joining us here for the

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<v Speaker 1>palate cleanser.

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<v Speaker 2>Once again, it's been an absolute joy to tickle your

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<v Speaker 2>equals here, and don't forget. If you want to jump online,

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<v Speaker 2>you can submit a voice note for either our soapbox,

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<v Speaker 2>which is where you can promoe anything.

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<v Speaker 1>But also for arts advice. You want to bring that

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<v Speaker 1>segment back again for you.

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<v Speaker 2>If you have anything you need a bit of help

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<v Speaker 2>with a bit of advice on I'm here to help you.

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<v Speaker 2>Just send through a voice note on our socials. Don't worry,

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<v Speaker 2>We'll be back next week with a new Concealed episode

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<v Speaker 2>and our guest is a crazy, redheaded ball of energy

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<v Speaker 2>who has a badger tatoo, is a pole.

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<v Speaker 1>Dancing diva, author and will never leave the country because

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<v Speaker 1>of what she's concealed. And then you've got to strap

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<v Speaker 1>in for that one, guys, so I can't wait for

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<v Speaker 1>you to hear it. I musimone.

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<v Speaker 2>You're all waldy fabulous and we'll see you next week, babe,