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Speaker 1: We're back for another Palette Cleanser episode.

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Speaker 2: I'm art Simone and recently I found out that I

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Speaker 2: have a long lost twin thanks to the Concealed super salutes.

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Speaker 1: Yes you heard it right, I.

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Speaker 2: Have a long lost twin. And you know who that

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Speaker 2: long lost twin is? It's Dom Dollar. And I hear going,

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Speaker 2: who is Dom Dollar? That's what my mum said to

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Speaker 2: me anyway, And I said, well, you're the one that

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Speaker 2: should be answering questions, mum, because why do I have

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Speaker 2: a twin who is the same age as me, is

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Speaker 2: from Australia and looks identical?

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Speaker 1: What's going on here? What's the true story?

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Speaker 2: And you know, Avid Concealed listeners would know my mum

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Speaker 2: from her previous episode. Go and listen to it if

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Speaker 2: you haven't. But she wouldn't give up. She wouldn't give

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Speaker 2: you any information about my long lost twin. Was he

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Speaker 2: conceived in a test tube? We actually part of a

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Speaker 2: long lost government top secret testing thing. Are we like

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Speaker 2: twins separated at birth? There was that study where they

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Speaker 2: had they separated twins and put them in different housing

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Speaker 2: and different socioeconomical things and studied them for years. They

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Speaker 2: didn't even know each other.

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Speaker 1: Have I just cracked the code? Well, let me take

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Speaker 1: you back anyway.

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Speaker 2: So we were posting a video on the socials and

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Speaker 2: someone commented that I zimone look like the gay version

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Speaker 2: of Dom Dollar. And if you don't know who Dom

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Speaker 2: Dollar is, he is a world famous DJ. He's currently

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Speaker 2: on the front page of the Rolling Stone. He got

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Speaker 2: the cover and he has lots of incredible songs like

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Speaker 2: insert song name here and that other song and also

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Speaker 2: a song with Turvilier.

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Speaker 1: Good for him, but it's not my cup of tea.

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Speaker 2: But for example, if you are from Melbourne, his music

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Speaker 2: would go down really well at REVS or he's performed

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Speaker 2: underneath the car pass like underneath the road very festival,

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Speaker 2: and if you know anything about me, not involved with

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Speaker 2: festivals at all. So this is a real triumphant proof

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Speaker 2: that you know nature versus if you grew up in

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Speaker 2: the Northern Territory, apparently you want to be a DM

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Speaker 2: performance person. The only difference between me and Dom Dollar

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Speaker 2: is that Dom Dollar has a big old mustache. So

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Speaker 2: I emm a drag queen and I have a lace

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Speaker 2: front mustache in my possession. I pulled it out, glued

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Speaker 2: it on lah and behold, same person, same person.

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Speaker 1: My whole life is a lie.

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Speaker 2: So if anyone actually wants to know what Dom Dollar

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Speaker 2: looks like in drag, look at me. I have reached

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Speaker 2: out to Dom Dollar's people and asked to put him

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Speaker 2: in drag, but he has not replied to anything. It's

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Speaker 2: Pride month, gosh rude. But look, it's been quite fun.

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Speaker 2: It went very viral. It's over a million views on TikTok.

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Speaker 2: It's really hard for me, I will admit to you.

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Speaker 2: People's because I've been working very hard in my life

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Speaker 2: to be a superstar drag queen.

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Speaker 1: You know, I've did lots of things.

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Speaker 2: I worked for thirteen years to get my profile out there,

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Speaker 2: and in the last twelve months, the most popular I've

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Speaker 2: been has one for dressing is Cathday Night and two

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Speaker 2: for looking like Dom Dollar. So it's a been a

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Speaker 2: bit difficult for me personally. I am having an identity crisis.

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Speaker 2: Dom Dollar did comment on the video and he said

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Speaker 2: that he'll write the music and I can do the gigs.

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Speaker 2: So guys, you may be seeing me underneath the car

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Speaker 2: park road thing. I actually have been asked to do

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Speaker 2: a fake DJ said as Dom Dollar by one of

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Speaker 2: the clubs here in Melbourne. I was googling him earlier

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Speaker 2: because I don't really know much about him that except

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Speaker 2: that he stole my face.

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Speaker 1: Rude.

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Speaker 2: You know, you go on Google and you see the

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Speaker 2: suggested questions. The first question is how much does it

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Speaker 2: cost to hire Dom Dollar? And I'll tell you what

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Speaker 2: they say, forty five thousand dollars. I'd be a lot cheaper,

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Speaker 2: but I will not be Dom Dollar for legal purposes.

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Speaker 2: I will be either Dom doll Hairs or dumb Dollar.

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Speaker 2: But on celebrity look alikes. This is not the first

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Speaker 2: time this has happened to me, because I also get

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Speaker 2: recognized for another person, and that is the singer young

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Speaker 2: Blood and blood is spelt with you, but he's a

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Speaker 2: UK singer, artist, rockstar and apparently we look really similar,

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Speaker 2: so much so that I was at Mardi Gras afterparty

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Speaker 2: at Lame Way last year and you know, big night

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Speaker 2: the night before, so not feeling my best, but still

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Speaker 2: went out, you know, pride, and I got a tap

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Speaker 2: on the sholder while I was there with my friends

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Speaker 2: and this guy goes, I'm not sure if you get this,

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Speaker 2: but has anyone ever told you that you look like

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Speaker 2: and in that moment I was waiting for him to

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Speaker 2: go Art Simone, or I was waiting for him to

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Speaker 2: recognize me as Art, and I was like, oh, here

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Speaker 2: we go again. Yes, got me, Yes, it's me Art Simone.

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Speaker 2: And he goes young Blood. I said, what who? He

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Speaker 2: goes young Blood. You've even got the eyebrows. It's amazing.

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Speaker 2: Look at the eyebrows, all for you.

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Speaker 1: Come on?

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Speaker 2: And I was surrounded by my group of friends who

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Speaker 2: have not let me live that down ever since, so

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Speaker 2: much so that they just changed my contact profile photos

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Speaker 2: to young Blood. They send me pictures of young Blood,

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Speaker 2: they say, have you ever seen the two of them

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Speaker 2: the room together? No, I am not young Blood, i

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Speaker 2: am not Dom Dollar, I'm not casfe Night.

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Speaker 1: I'm Art Simon.

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Speaker 2: But you know what, I'm happy for the attention, and

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Speaker 2: I'm grateful that my face. Maybe I've got a career

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Speaker 2: after I do drag and I have to not wear

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Speaker 2: makeup anymore. If I can look like all these people,

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Speaker 2: they're going to get hold too. So that's a long

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Speaker 2: lasting career if you ask me. Anyway, That's what's been

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Speaker 2: happening in my world. But stick around because coming up

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Speaker 2: the soapboxes back, we've got a little artifact to show you,

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Speaker 2: and I am going to be giving you the top

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Speaker 2: three celebrities that need.

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Speaker 1: To be canceled right now. This is the palette cleanser.

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Speaker 1: Let's go see out of backs.

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Speaker 2: Oh, welcome back to the artifacts are I saw something

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Speaker 2: out of my purse and you have to listen to it.

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Speaker 2: It's show and tell for adults, and I get to

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Speaker 2: bring in some of my more cursed items. But also

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Speaker 2: don't forget if you also want to show off one

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Speaker 2: of your things, send a picture jump of the socials

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Speaker 2: and send it an email with a picture and I

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Speaker 2: can show it off to the people. Maybe don't even

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Speaker 2: explain what it is, and then I can try and

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Speaker 2: work it out.

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Speaker 1: I'll get it wrong.

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Speaker 2: But the item I brought for you from the depths

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Speaker 2: of my purse is a family heirloom that was gifted

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Speaker 2: to me when I was but a whee lass. There

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Speaker 2: may be something about me that you may have worked out.

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Speaker 2: But I am very hard on myself. I want to

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Speaker 2: do the best that I can, and when I don't

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Speaker 2: do the best that I can, I get really really

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Speaker 2: angry at myself. And it's happened since I was a kid.

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Speaker 2: I'm pretty sure. In the episode with My Mum, she

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Speaker 2: talks about the stories of me and kindergarten, where I'd

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Speaker 2: be really upset that I couldn't read and other people could.

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Speaker 2: The good news for you and me is that that

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Speaker 2: did not end at kindergarten, did not end in primary school.

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Speaker 1: High school, nor on RuPaul's drag Race.

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Speaker 2: I made enemies in my brain about all the people

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Speaker 2: that were better at things than I was not healthy

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Speaker 2: to do. But apparently my family liked to encourage that

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Speaker 2: because there was one person. This was from high school.

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Speaker 2: The nickname for this person was smarty Pants, because they

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Speaker 2: really like to emphasize how much smarter they were than myself.

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Speaker 2: But also everyone I really didn't gel well with me.

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Speaker 2: You don't rub it in. So my grandmother misted me,

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Speaker 2: not needted me. So she's sewed from her used pantyhose,

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Speaker 2: so it's really got some of my beautiful grandmother's soul

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Speaker 2: in there. She created the smarty Pants voodoo dole, so

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Speaker 1: Little voody doll boy.

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Speaker 2: He's got a little smiley face on in a Marone

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Speaker 2: school uniform. And then this is the piece of resistance.

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Speaker 2: She has glued little smarties all over his pants, so

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Speaker 2: he's Smarty pants. He does come complete with a whole

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Speaker 1: Did it work? Absolutely not. Did it make me feel better?

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Speaker 1: Hell yeah.

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Speaker 2: This is not the only voodoo doll I have that

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Speaker 2: was made for me by a family member. And let's

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Speaker 2: just say that they're still being made to this day.

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Speaker 2: The gauntlet has been passed on and down to another

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Speaker 2: person in my family. Be careful because if you wrong me,

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Speaker 2: you may be too into one of these. We need

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Speaker 2: to cancel these celebrities, all right. You know, Katie Perry

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Speaker 2: is a currently canceled queen and she is touring the

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Speaker 2: clearly because she went to space, well kind of went

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Speaker 2: a camera and then kissed the ground. But they also

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Speaker 2: didn't like her because she was working with that producer

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Speaker 2: and made that bad song Woman's World.

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Speaker 1: So people don't like it. They've canceled her.

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Speaker 2: But you know what, after all of that, I think

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Speaker 2: out that we have something in common, Katy Perry and

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Speaker 2: I and it's not being you know, talented song people,

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Speaker 2: you know, singers, artists, actors, dancers, good looking.

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Speaker 2: Katie Perry also hates laboo boots so much so that

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Speaker 2: at a concert the other day she literally kicked one

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Speaker 2: out of someone's hands. She's like, so for that, I

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Speaker 2: am going to officially here today for everyone uncanceled.

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Speaker 1: Katie Perry.

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Speaker 2: Sorry, she's not the cancelation list, but I hear you going.

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Speaker 2: Well then, who else is on it? Don't worry, I've

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Speaker 2: got your sordered because I've got three celebrities that need

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Speaker 2: to be canceled right now. And I'm going to start

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Speaker 2: off pretty strong. Tyra Banks. Yeah, I'm starting off with

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Speaker 2: a really big strong one. Tyra Banks, who is now

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Speaker 2: a Sydney resident and just in the last week has

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Speaker 2: opened up her ice cream shop, Smise and Dream the

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Speaker 2: ice Cream Fantasy. She is unhinged. Look, I'm all for it.

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Speaker 2: I'm all for a crazy lady who's selling her wares.

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Speaker 2: But the thing that made me want to cancel her

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Speaker 2: is I was very fortunate enough to be invited to

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Speaker 2: the opening of this ice cream shop.

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Speaker 1: So I got an invite.

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Speaker 2: I just want to read you a few things from

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Speaker 2: this invite where I was like, Okay, this is too much, babes.

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Speaker 2: I know you're happy, you've got your open card and

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Speaker 2: you're going on the ferry. I know you're happy, you're

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Speaker 2: in Sydney, lovely weather, your family's here.

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Speaker 1: That's good.

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Speaker 2: But this is how intensely serious she is about her

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Speaker 2: SMIs and Dream ice Cream factory. It goes a bit

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Speaker 2: like this, I'm inviting you to step inside my SMIs

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Speaker 2: and Dream ice Cream fantasy.

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Speaker 1: And this bit is in bold and yes, I'll be there.

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Speaker 2: Not that Ai ice cream hair chick at the top

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Speaker 2: of this invite, the real me, but with faux hair.

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Speaker 2: I'll personally be guiding you through the full on SMIs

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Speaker 2: and Dream ice Cream experience. This is not a basic

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Speaker 2: ice cream shop. This is Flavor Theater with epic lighting

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Speaker 2: This isn't just a launch, It's my dream.

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Speaker 2: So for catfishing me into wanting to watch your television

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Speaker 2: acrobatic person, tight jumpsuit wearer Benson Boone. I'm sorry, Boone,

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Speaker 2: We'll be back next week with a new Concealed episode

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Speaker 2: and our guest is a crazy, redheaded ball of energy

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