Speaker 1: Is it just posted by a couple of minches?
Speaker 2: Yea, God brace yourself for the rude shocks of young adults.
Speaker 3: Would you rather sit on a cake and eat a
Speaker 3: dick or sit on a dick and eat a cake?
Speaker 3: Sit on a dick and eat a cake? Absolutely, if
Speaker 3: you sit on the cake, you ruin it. Do you
Speaker 3: think I'd ever waste a cake by.
Speaker 1: Sit No, Julie and Mitchell coups, how are you?
Speaker 3: I like you.
Speaker 2: I feel a bit bad that we had a fat
Speaker 2: joke that you made at your own expense in that
Speaker 2: show opener there because your other co host, good old
Speaker 2: Britt Hockley, love her, Yea, was just leaving going from
Speaker 2: one show.
Speaker 4: To the other for you.
Speaker 2: Yeah, she was just leaving the pick up and you
Speaker 2: made a fat joke and she goes, I don't, Mitch,
Speaker 2: don't make those sorts of jokes at your expense. And
Speaker 2: I'm sitting here going, I think that's hilarious when you
Speaker 2: make fat jokes.
Speaker 3: I think it's great. Two very different types of Well.
Speaker 3: I noticed it because I go to make self deprecating
Speaker 3: jokes all the time. It's kind of my thing. And
Speaker 3: the girl's Britain Laura do the pick up with hate it,
Speaker 3: but yeah, I love it. You thrive for that. I
Speaker 3: love them too.
Speaker 2: It's like I love it, like as long as they're
Speaker 2: not stemming from a place of actual insecurity, which I
Speaker 2: don't think they are.
Speaker 3: In your case, I know they are. No, No, I
Speaker 3: find them funny, to be honest. You're just like, oh,
Speaker 3: there's gear in this. Well, the joke was very funny
Speaker 3: because Britt and I this weekend heading to the Gold Coast.
Speaker 3: I haven't even told you about this.
Speaker 4: Oh I didn't know that.
Speaker 3: No. No, we're shooting a pilot for a show that we're
Speaker 3: since when well, Brett is good friends with Rebel Wilson.
Speaker 3: It's a very very convoluted story. I studied acting and
Speaker 3: BRIT's like, oh, I'm writing this series. And I was like, oh,
Speaker 3: you know, I studied acting, and she's like, oh my god,
Speaker 3: I'll cast you. So we audish you now. And then
Speaker 3: we like co wrote the full series. She only had
Speaker 3: one episode. He co wrote it. Yeah, we wrote the
Speaker 3: from episode one episode six. Their mini episodes is christ
Speaker 3: I had any of this was happening. And then where
Speaker 3: the pilot's being picked up by a production company. So
Speaker 3: we're shooting it on the Gold Coast over the four
Speaker 3: days Friday, Sunday, Sunday.
Speaker 2: Oh right, because you mentioned to me I'm off to
Speaker 2: Queen's End for a couple of days. We'll have to
Speaker 2: move out recording. I didn't know it was for that.
Speaker 3: I know it is.
Speaker 5: Wow.
Speaker 3: Yes, So we have rehearsals and it's God, it's a
Speaker 3: lot anyway. So that's me this weekend.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Wow, I'm on the GC. It's going to be raining
Speaker 3: all weekend. Great Gold Coast weather.
Speaker 2: All those years in and out of LA they've finally
Speaker 2: come in Handy's when you thought you'd let your acting
Speaker 2: skills go to waste.
Speaker 3: I didn't really think I'd be shooting in Brisbane, though,
Speaker 3: I really did think that potentially i'd be in Beverly
Speaker 3: Hills in Brisbane's now we're staying in the Gold Coast
Speaker 3: and we're commuting to the Fortitude Valley.
Speaker 4: Oh wow, why the fuck just stay in Brisbane.
Speaker 3: There's a sound stage in the Fortitude Valley I could call.
Speaker 3: I don't know. Brittaey organized it, so I'm just just
Speaker 3: going along within it. Many I like to follow. If
Speaker 3: someone organized it, I'll go.
Speaker 2: It's Fortitude Valley its own town, or think the center
Speaker 2: of Brisbane City where all the gay clubs are?
Speaker 3: Is that what? I don't know?
Speaker 4: That's what I thought. Fortitude Valley, Well.
Speaker 2: The valley I was on, Fortitude Valley is packed with nightlife,
Speaker 2: offering everything from dive bars.
Speaker 4: That's where all the gay bars are.
Speaker 3: Oh fantastic.
Speaker 2: So why the fucking it is saying Brisbane? I don't
Speaker 2: know anyway, it's not up to me. It's none of
Speaker 2: my business.
Speaker 3: And then the plan is, once we get that pilot,
Speaker 3: we sell it to streaming platforms and all that stuff.
Speaker 3: Yeah right, okay, but you know I don't I didn't
Speaker 3: want to talk about it because ninety percent of the
Speaker 3: time these things don't get picked.
Speaker 4: Up, not with that attitude.
Speaker 3: That's true. It's got to get picked up. Yeah, good
Speaker 3: for you. I like me very hard to be picked up.
Speaker 3: There we go again, that Jake speaking of Ossie shows.
Speaker 3: You and I have both been obsessed with that Class
Speaker 3: of O seven on Amazon Prime.
Speaker 4: Oh you did like it. You didn't tell me what
Speaker 4: you thought.
Speaker 3: I told you you have to watch it, and I
Speaker 3: loved it. You tell me to watch it, and I
Speaker 3: was like, oh, I don't know. Amazon Prime isn't my
Speaker 3: go to put it on? And then I got like
Speaker 3: four episodes in in the first couple rounds. I was hooked.
Speaker 2: Yes, there's a brand new show, like you said, called
Speaker 2: Class of O seven.
Speaker 4: And you might notice our third wheel price Kip Jannery
Speaker 4: is not here today.
Speaker 2: Fear not, I've got a guest third wheel coming in.
Speaker 2: I just happened to be mates.
Speaker 3: It's one of the lead.
Speaker 2: Cast members from Class of O seven, Emma Horn. She
Speaker 2: plays Renee in the show.
Speaker 3: I love her TikTok though aside from her acting work,
Speaker 3: Emmahn's great online. I don't know if I.
Speaker 2: Should say this when she's here, but I didn't know
Speaker 2: she was an actress. Oh really yeah, I've known her
Speaker 2: for years some friend, I am.
Speaker 3: Oh, yeah, and your friends, Yeah you don't know.
Speaker 2: I I say, you need to realize you were an
Speaker 2: actor because, like usually with actors, you know they're an
Speaker 2: actor because they fucking tell Yeah, they fucking let you know.
Speaker 3: Yeah we do.
Speaker 2: There's no way of not knowing, true, but we decided
Speaker 2: to know it here. I thought she just made silly
Speaker 2: little tiktoks like me. No, she's a superstar.
Speaker 4: Ah, she has an actual skill.
Speaker 3: She is so funny, so we won't ruin it for you.
Speaker 3: But Class of seven. Essentially it's a school reunion or
Speaker 3: girls school reunion. Yeah, at the end of the world
Speaker 3: seemingly happens and the world floods.
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's exactly what happens.
Speaker 2: They're all at their school reunion, which is at the
Speaker 2: highest point of this mountain. Yeah, and then the apocalypse happens,
Speaker 2: which is a huge flood, and so they're all stuck
Speaker 2: up there.
Speaker 4: Yeah, like all these group of bitches who hate each
Speaker 4: other and so funny. Yeah, and really really good.
Speaker 3: And this character is that girl who comes back to
Speaker 3: a high school reunion and lies about what she does
Speaker 3: for work.
Speaker 2: Yeah, she wants to sound more impressive. We can talk
Speaker 2: about this when AA get you.
Speaker 3: But I am fangirling because I'm so excited to have
Speaker 3: her on Price Keeper Jenna for the third week in
Speaker 3: a row. They say bad things come in threes. That's true.
Speaker 2: She has COVID for the first time, and someone was
Speaker 2: joking in our Facebook group, Oh, what's the excuse going
Speaker 2: to be this time? She's going to miss another week
Speaker 2: and it's going to be the most madic excuse, And
Speaker 2: they were right. She has COVID finally, I can't believe
Speaker 2: she's only just gotten it the first time.
Speaker 3: Well that's what I said, like it was this your
Speaker 3: first time? And she said, oh dear house break in COVID.
Speaker 2: Yeah, last week, last week it was an intrusion. Yes,
Speaker 2: and now here we are she's got COVID.
Speaker 3: Poor thing. She'll be okay, hopefully back next week.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we'll see she because next week's now last week
Speaker 2: before we take a little break for atra. True, so
Speaker 2: it'd be nice to have it back for the last
Speaker 2: week for now, not the last week ever.
Speaker 3: Listen if it is your first time listening, is it
Speaker 3: just me? Every week Mitch and I start the show
Speaker 3: the exact same way with something we've noticed, something we
Speaker 3: hate or appreciate. Mitch has no idea what mine is.
Speaker 3: I don't know Mitch's. We surprise each other, so you
Speaker 3: know when you have a wedding anniversary and you go,
Speaker 3: I don't want to give just surprise me.
Speaker 2: I do like the surprise factor, not going to lie.
Speaker 2: And they're going to be about MacDonald's again this week,
Speaker 2: for you know, because even Hayden mentioned it. Hayden was
Speaker 2: liked a lot of macus content coming on the podcast
Speaker 2: and they could be moving.
Speaker 4: Wait wait, wait did he actually listen?
Speaker 3: Now he saw the socials.
Speaker 2: I think he might be a secret listener because I
Speaker 2: didn't even post a video from the macis thing you
Speaker 2: did last week?
Speaker 3: Oh my god, you didn't.
Speaker 4: Is Hayden secretly supportive for once? Wow?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 1: You know what?
Speaker 3: I was beautifully shocked. I've been doing my night radio
Speaker 3: show live from Australian Idol and I've said to Hayden,
Speaker 3: come along because we've got a full set. They've built
Speaker 3: a night show style, late night talk show set. It's amazing.
Speaker 3: She was there, it's really cool. And then he said
Speaker 3: to me, out of the blue, I'd love to come.
Speaker 3: And I was like, it's been for five years. In
Speaker 3: the early days, he'd come at keys and he'd come
Speaker 3: to winter they had you.
Speaker 4: Been dropping hints like do you want to come? Do
Speaker 4: you want to come? For weeks on end? And he
Speaker 4: just had no interest.
Speaker 2: But also it's kind of like that's what I do,
Speaker 2: and you want to show off.
Speaker 3: I wanted to show off and go look how good
Speaker 3: good friend I am with Megan Trader and Kyle Sandelin,
Speaker 3: you know.
Speaker 2: But and it worked because they all came in and
Speaker 2: not your skills. You just wanted to flex about your friends.
Speaker 3: Yes, my friend. Anyway, he loved it and it was great,
Speaker 3: and but to that point he made the effort that
Speaker 3: after he's like, I'm so glad I came. It was
Speaker 3: so good to see you in your own Actually, it's
Speaker 3: nice after five You don't get those new moments very often.
Speaker 4: No, you don't, do you not that i'd known.
Speaker 3: No, no, no, you're right, but you'd be you know,
Speaker 3: you get not there now? Eight months? What is it?
Speaker 2: Eight? Yeah, nearly nine months. Yeah, so that doesn't really
Speaker 2: compare to five years, but not at all.
Speaker 3: All Right, let's start the show.
Speaker 4: Do you want to do your isig's me first?
Speaker 3: Yeah, let's jump in, kick it up.
Speaker 1: Is it just me?
Speaker 3: Can you break a lease based on shitty neighbors?
Speaker 4: Oh no, don't tell me. You've only this moved into
Speaker 4: your place.
Speaker 3: That's more of a question.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I know you hate your neighbors already.
Speaker 3: I don't know. I need your help it in a
Speaker 3: judgment because I've made a snap judgment and I hate them,
Speaker 3: and I don't know if I'm in the right, if
Speaker 3: I'm in the wrong, and I don't know if there's
Speaker 3: a cooling off period in leases.
Speaker 2: I don't think they do have approbation when it comes
Speaker 2: to signing a lease.
Speaker 5: I know.
Speaker 3: This is why I'm worried. I filmed this before I
Speaker 3: left this morning to come to the station to do
Speaker 3: the show. This is me at my back door with
Speaker 3: the doors closed closed. This is what I hear when
Speaker 3: I work up this morning. Our neighbors learning to play
Speaker 3: the clarinet. Keyword learning Jesus CHRISTO. She's learning to play
Speaker 3: the clarinet. Oh, that's kind of sweet. Do you know
Speaker 3: how old she is? She's an adult, that's what makes
Speaker 3: it work.
Speaker 4: How old?
Speaker 5: Oh?
Speaker 3: I think she's the same ages are. She's got a
Speaker 3: nice boyfriend. I'd say twenty five, twenty six.
Speaker 2: Oh, that's kind of sweet though that she's, you know,
Speaker 2: not late in life, but she's certainly not a child.
Speaker 2: And she goes, yeah, I'm going to learn a new
Speaker 2: skill bargarette nap.
Speaker 3: I'm really off it.
Speaker 4: It would get annoying. How often does that happen?
Speaker 3: Every morning? At the crack of dawn? She does it
Speaker 3: after nine, so she's she's polite.
Speaker 4: Thought, after nine that's still quite early.
Speaker 3: Well, yeah, I don't get up until like nine thirty ten.
Speaker 2: When is the ideal time to practice your clarinet? Though
Speaker 2: someone's going to hear it either way, I.
Speaker 3: Know, but I just feel you she should have warned
Speaker 3: us because we met her that when we moved in
Speaker 3: on the moving in day. We were out the front
Speaker 3: and she said, Hi, I'm you know I won't do sir,
Speaker 3: And she didn't say that she played the flute.
Speaker 4: She want we just are is it a fluta or clarinet?
Speaker 3: I think I don't know. It's definitely a clarinet. Sorry, yeah,
Speaker 3: I flood. I could deal with it. That's a light
Speaker 3: airy instrument.
Speaker 4: I mean, I don't want to shit canner efforts.
Speaker 2: But she sounds like she's at a very beginner level,
Speaker 2: like she's just mastering scales at this point.
Speaker 3: That's why that's why she's doing chopsticks.
Speaker 2: Hopefully she's got the same commitment as you do when
Speaker 2: you get a new instrument, and she would just be like, nah,
Speaker 2: fuck this, I'm not an expert instantly, so I'm giving up.
Speaker 2: Hopefully she's got that trait. But also I kind of
Speaker 2: think it's sweet. I'm like, oh, good for you, because
Speaker 2: I have a similar issue. One of my neighbors in
Speaker 2: my apartment is practicing violin a lot.
Speaker 3: That's beautiful instrument. Well is it?
Speaker 2: They're not bad at it, I will say as a
Speaker 2: form of violinist myself, I'm a bit pitchy bar but
Speaker 2: that's all right.
Speaker 3: Only you can tell the yes.
Speaker 4: Yes.
Speaker 2: But no, that doesn't bother me too much because it
Speaker 2: doesn't happen that often. If anything, I'm like, she doesn't
Speaker 2: practice this week, she's not going to pass her next exam.
Speaker 3: She's not going to get to grade three. No, I'm
Speaker 3: not going to get a black belt in Well, I
Speaker 3: had to think because I told Hayden and he's like,
Speaker 3: you know, you say, up until the crack of dawn,
Speaker 3: trying to learn the theremon and the banjo, put headphones
Speaker 3: in them in the Yeah, but I didn't want to. No,
Speaker 3: oh you played the theremin out loud? Of course I did. Yeah.
Speaker 2: Oh, but that's a little bit different. You've got volume
Speaker 2: dials on it, don't you. I do have what did
Speaker 2: you absolutely blasted?
Speaker 3: I didn't blast it?
Speaker 2: Okay, Well, yeah, that's fine. The banjo, I don't think
Speaker 2: that has that's not going to travel much. But like
Speaker 2: this clarinet's a fucking horn. Yeah.
Speaker 3: The Banjo lasted for only about a week. The theoremone
Speaker 3: I committed to for a month and I had to
Speaker 3: breath DJ stint.
Speaker 2: So I didn't even know about the DJ and I
Speaker 2: sold them.
Speaker 3: I was so embarrassed. I sold them on Marketplace. So
Speaker 3: what my DJ decks? Oh did I tell you that
Speaker 3: I bought DJ decks?
Speaker 2: Oh my god, speaking of your Facebook marketplace habits. Yes,
Speaker 2: I've walked into your house swarming party on the weekend.
Speaker 2: Oh hat, And I knew exactly what had happened. There's
Speaker 2: this big photo booth Barbie box, like a life sized
Speaker 2: Barbie box that people can get in and get photos. Yeah,
Speaker 2: it looked like they're the Barbie in the packaging.
Speaker 3: It was the housewarming Hayden's twenty seventh birthday, and it
Speaker 3: was Barbie Bream House themed.
Speaker 2: And I turned to Sem when we rapped and I said,
Speaker 2: I bet you any fucking money that she rebought that
Speaker 2: box on Marketplace. And then they decided on the theme
Speaker 2: after the fact, They're like, oh, we've got the box
Speaker 2: that we'll make the theme Barbie theened.
Speaker 4: It wasn't the other way around.
Speaker 3: No, Yeah, we found the box on Marketplace scrolling trying
Speaker 3: to find a new couch, and then I'm like, hey, dadmig.
Speaker 2: WoT a firm If he changed his mind and goes no,
Speaker 2: I want the thing to be something beginning with this,
Speaker 2: and then you're stuck with a fucking Barbi box.
Speaker 3: I would have painted it. I would have done whatever
Speaker 3: we needed to do. You know, I wanted it to
Speaker 3: be Noutra grain theme painted brown, and that's the Noutra
Speaker 3: grain box.
Speaker 2: Also, all the photos that your guests were getting in
Speaker 2: the Barbie box, you didn't think to move the hose
Speaker 2: like that?
Speaker 3: Really? Oh, I know the hose in the background now
Speaker 3: because we wanted to put it outside. It's hard.
Speaker 4: It was hard anyway.
Speaker 2: Maybe you can just write that there's a clarinet for
Speaker 2: sale on Marketplace and put her address in.
Speaker 3: And they're like, hello, I'm here for the Clarinata's genius
Speaker 3: clarinet for sale, barely used, wasn't any good? So quit really,
Speaker 3: you know, digging the knife and then put her home
Speaker 3: addressing should be so confused. You guys know what the
Speaker 3: fuck I'm keeping it? You know I do that whenever
Speaker 3: I book uber eads or whatever, I book a taxi
Speaker 3: or an uber, I put my neighbor's address. That's way
Speaker 3: in case they hate us or we say something, they
Speaker 3: come back to kill us. They kill my neighbors, Why
Speaker 3: would what I've done that for years?
Speaker 4: Do they just leave it on the patio and I
Speaker 4: just walk around and get it?
Speaker 3: Oh?
Speaker 2: I say, why would they hate you? If you're not
Speaker 2: actually talking to them? Why would they hate you? How
Speaker 2: are you worried about hate crime?
Speaker 3: What if I'm in an uberan and hated and I
Speaker 3: passionately kiss and then he goes, I'm going to kill
Speaker 3: those two poofters and he comes back at one am
Speaker 3: and he kills us.
Speaker 2: Well, that's a bit sad that you've got that much
Speaker 2: force on it about hate crime.
Speaker 3: That says a lot about me, more about me than
Speaker 3: it does anyone else. Yeah, I've never ever once thought
Speaker 3: that I always make reservations under a fake name too,
Speaker 3: Why in case we get murdered.
Speaker 4: At the restaurant. But what difference does that make?
Speaker 3: No, it's a safety because you're dead either way. If
Speaker 3: I'm choking on my spring roll, Yeah, they're gonna go
Speaker 3: help James, help him.
Speaker 2: If there's some sort of gumman in the restaurant. Changing
Speaker 2: your name doesn't really save you.
Speaker 3: I don't know where I got it.
Speaker 4: I don't understand that.
Speaker 3: Logict it for years.
Speaker 2: God, you're a bit paranoid. I'm surprised that you weren't
Speaker 2: anti vax.
Speaker 3: I think I stop it. That is skewing very conspiracy.
Speaker 4: That behavior. I never give the restaurants to my name.
Speaker 3: You never know a sort of cure. Yeah, sorry, guys. Well,
Speaker 3: I learn more and more about you every episode. To
Speaker 3: God an actor, and I'm a conspiracy that's God. All right,
Speaker 3: shall you do your origin?
Speaker 6: Yep?
Speaker 4: I'm ready?
Speaker 1: Is it just me?
Speaker 2: Is the idea of staying in an airbnb while the
Speaker 2: host is home a fucking nightmare too?
Speaker 3: Oh no, I've done this, So yeah, you can. You
Speaker 3: can either rent out like a whole place, or just
Speaker 3: a room in someone's actual dwelling, Yeah.
Speaker 4: Like their spare room.
Speaker 2: Like sometimes it might be it's their house and they
Speaker 2: live in the main house, but they airbemb out the
Speaker 2: granny flat and they don't even talk to you. Really
Speaker 2: they respect your privacy. But then sometimes you can actually
Speaker 2: just stay in someone's house.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 4: I can't think of anything worse.
Speaker 3: So this happened to Hayna and I when we went
Speaker 3: to Disneyland. All Hayden wanted to stay out was at
Speaker 3: the Disneyland hotel. You know they've fancy Disneyland. It's part
Speaker 3: of it. Why I know that Disneyland has a hotel
Speaker 3: in the park themed like Mickey Room and Snoopy Room
Speaker 3: and all that bullshit, and it's like a thousand dollars
Speaker 3: a night, and I'm like, we were poor. Well, no, no,
Speaker 3: We're going to stay at an airbnb in aneh home around
Speaker 3: the corner. So we booked a room in someone's house
Speaker 3: and when we knocked on the door, we had to
Speaker 3: say hello to them. They let us in and on
Speaker 3: the spare room door there was a Bible verse. Oh shit,
Speaker 3: and it was Corinthians.
Speaker 4: That's where you should have given them a fake name.
Speaker 3: I know, I know. And then Corinthians is I think
Speaker 3: famously the marriage quote and then about a man and
Speaker 3: a woman. And then we go in and in the
Speaker 3: room is all religious artifacts.
Speaker 2: Fuck was the host giving you weird look through anything
Speaker 2: you worked in with your same sex gay factor?
Speaker 3: Here guys, oh, just the two of you, no worries, okay, shit,
Speaker 3: two brothers traveling together. That's nice. Now they didn't, but.
Speaker 2: They're clearly different races, right, different fathers, worries.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, we were yeah, biracial and game and
Speaker 3: then there were board games. Hayden, let's play a board game.
Speaker 3: And the board game that they had was Bible. The
Speaker 3: board game what do you have to stop Jesus?
Speaker 4: On the third day you get out of jail free? Like,
Speaker 4: and how does it work?
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's exactly how it works. We didn't end up
Speaker 3: playing sadly.
Speaker 2: Okay, well you're not helping this situation because I'm about
Speaker 2: to say it in an airbnb. Yeah, what's for the
Speaker 2: first time with the other person home, I'm just in
Speaker 2: their house.
Speaker 3: Where are you going to watch this for? Oh?
Speaker 2: Because my parents are going to see Rod Stewart down
Speaker 2: the South Coast. And they said, oh, why don't you
Speaker 2: and Sean come down and see us on that night?
Speaker 2: Oh that's we can, you know, catch up on whatever.
Speaker 2: And I was like, sweet, turns out every man and
Speaker 2: his dog must be seeing Rod Stewart on the South
Speaker 2: Coast because I could not get a hotel room.
Speaker 3: So it's booked out. Yes, I found all these gorgeous hotels.
Speaker 2: But then once I put our dates in that we're
Speaker 2: actually going nat Sary booked out, So yes, I'll be
Speaker 2: saying with Rosemary and her two beautiful rag doll cat
Speaker 2: Cindy and Theodore, oh beautiful, and her border collie bow.
Speaker 3: Oh wow, what a full house that'll be.
Speaker 2: Oh god, I can't think of anything because she's going
Speaker 2: to be down there if we go down to make
Speaker 2: a coffee morning, yeah, like wanting to sit with us.
Speaker 2: That's what I'm picturing. Is going to be the case.
Speaker 2: Sean will have no issue. He's a people person. He'll
Speaker 2: be chatty.
Speaker 4: But I love especial nightmare.
Speaker 3: You think you'll have sex that night because you're away.
Speaker 3: The juices are flowing when you're on holiday.
Speaker 2: I can't with rose me and the cats and dog
Speaker 2: like that's a bit off. Possibly, No, you feel so uncomfortable.
Speaker 2: And look at the place. It looks very like your photos. Yeah,
Speaker 2: like the floral bedspread and everything. It looks like some
Speaker 2: old ladies fare room.
Speaker 3: Yeah. Oh my god, Oh my god. It's a lot
Speaker 3: of beige. Is it the house is an apartment? No,
Speaker 3: it's her house. Oh my god.
Speaker 4: Listen to this.
Speaker 2: She's written about herself in third person. It says, Rosemy
Speaker 2: will be happy to.
Speaker 3: Greet you on arrival.
Speaker 2: She's very bubbly and accommodating. Rose loves having visitors and
Speaker 2: sharing stories. Okay, so she's basically put it out there
Speaker 2: from the get go. Yeah, I'm chatty. Yes, she has
Speaker 2: welcome to my house. We're friends.
Speaker 3: Now, hold on, can you read the reviews from other
Speaker 3: people that have stayed there? Oh the fuck?
Speaker 4: I haven't even thought of that.
Speaker 3: Because now, say, Rosemary wouldn't shut up, Rosemary didn't let
Speaker 3: me get a breath in.
Speaker 2: Hold on once again, a very friendly and comfortable say
Speaker 2: with Rosemary.
Speaker 3: Okay, so this person's oh great, More and more and more, I.
Speaker 2: Really enjoyed, and I'm grateful for my time in Rosemary's home.
Speaker 2: These people seem to be vibing home. Maybe I just
Speaker 2: need to I'm going to go in with an open mind.
Speaker 2: I'm going to try and enjoy Rosemary's hospitality. Okay, it's
Speaker 2: happening in the next couple of weeks, So once we're
Speaker 2: back from our little east break, I'll be able to
Speaker 2: let you know how my stay at Rosemary's went.
Speaker 3: Yeah, give us an update. My night at Rosemary's an autobiography.
Speaker 2: God, if there's a Bible on the door, I swear
Speaker 2: to fuck, I swear to fuck. Is it just me?
Speaker 1: That's enough of these two? Look now let's hear and
Speaker 1: is it just you?
Speaker 3: All right? Emma Horn from class of seven? He's just
Speaker 3: outside the studio. She joined us.
Speaker 4: She's gonna jump in a sect. But let's take a.
Speaker 3: Quick call first, Yeah, little is it just you? Don't forget?
Speaker 3: If you haven't? Is it just me of your own?
Speaker 3: We call them misag just use. You can also get
Speaker 3: on the show. You can join our Facebook group in
Speaker 3: during idiot send us a message there a couple of mitches,
Speaker 3: or they can send us a text.
Speaker 4: Oh for one two seven one two o nine two.
Speaker 3: That's right. We got Shan joining us. Hello, Shan, welcome.
Speaker 3: You're in Townsville.
Speaker 6: Hi, yes I am.
Speaker 2: Oh gorgeous mitches heading up to Queensland. How's the weather?
Speaker 6: Yeah, look it's a big change. I've just moved from Darwin,
Speaker 6: so it's a bit chilly here for me.
Speaker 2: But I god, I've never heard anyone describe Queensland as
Speaker 2: chilly reilly?
Speaker 3: I ever, Sha, you got an? Is it just you?
Speaker 6: I sure do?
Speaker 3: Yeah? Okay, Well Bradley, or can't you in and then
Speaker 3: hit us with your question? Okay?
Speaker 6: Okay, perfect, Is it just me, I'll break up one
Speaker 6: of the worst things to go through.
Speaker 3: Oh I can imagine.
Speaker 4: Yeah, oh ze Shan, don't tell me if it's free.
Speaker 6: It literally happened maybe Tuesday last week.
Speaker 3: Oh, Jehan, sorry here. How long were you in a
Speaker 3: relationship for who was? Who were they? So?
Speaker 6: I was in a relationship with a guy in Darwin
Speaker 6: for two years. Built her fam we're building a family.
Speaker 6: We were doing the whole house thing, We had a life, everything,
Speaker 6: and then one day he just turns around and he goes, Yep,
Speaker 6: that's it.
Speaker 3: What did you have kids?
Speaker 2: That happened literally last week. He just turned around and
Speaker 2: said that's.
Speaker 6: It pretty much, and he didn't even bother to talk
Speaker 6: to me one on one. He did it at a pub.
Speaker 2: No, at a pub in front of everyone where they
Speaker 2: could see your reaction.
Speaker 6: Oh yeah, that was not.
Speaker 3: Did you get a whiff that something was up? Like, yeah,
Speaker 3: is a pub your usual thing? Or was he awkward
Speaker 3: of the whole week before?
Speaker 6: No, So the pubs like our usual thing, like it's
Speaker 6: just our local. And he was a bit off with
Speaker 6: me just randomly that day, which was is not normally
Speaker 6: like him. And then we went out and he pretty
Speaker 6: much said that we're done, and I have not heard
Speaker 6: from him since.
Speaker 4: Oh that's fucking brutal.
Speaker 2: And so there was no riding on the wall whatsoever.
Speaker 2: That you were completely caught off guard.
Speaker 6: Yeah, not that I not that I know of What
Speaker 6: was his reasoning?
Speaker 3: Did he say he had fallen out of love? Sorry?
Speaker 3: This is very fresh for you. God right, I'm getting emotional.
Speaker 3: I go a frog in my throat.
Speaker 6: Don't worry.
Speaker 3: What can we just say before the details? You said,
Speaker 3: you're sounding beautiful, young girl. You don't need anyone in
Speaker 3: your life, just so you know, you really don't. You
Speaker 3: don't need someone to be fully fulfilled. And I think
Speaker 3: this is a blessing in disguise. But let's get into
Speaker 3: nitty gritty. What was his pisce week excuse?
Speaker 6: He didn't give me one?
Speaker 2: Ah, I'm putting myself in your shoes, and I'm getting
Speaker 2: so pissed off.
Speaker 4: Do you know you live together, right?
Speaker 6: Yeah? We lived together for a year.
Speaker 4: And so where the fuck is he now?
Speaker 6: In the house. He pretty much said to me, he's
Speaker 6: like leave pretty much. I packed my stuff and go
Speaker 6: to my family in Townsville. Right to day, I packed
Speaker 6: all of my stuff, and I got off the lease
Speaker 6: and I filled my car as much as I could,
Speaker 6: and I drove all the way from Darwin to Townsville by myself.
Speaker 3: No, he with you. He doesn't get to set the rule.
Speaker 2: That's a drive from Darwin to Townsville.
Speaker 6: Yeah, it took me four days.
Speaker 3: Fucking hell. Oh my god. So what about all your shit?
Speaker 6: You took all your stuff, So I pretty much just
Speaker 6: filled my car with as much stuff that I could
Speaker 6: and I just started driving.
Speaker 2: You're more patient than I am, because when I said,
Speaker 2: I'm putting myself in your shoes and I'm getting pissed off.
Speaker 2: If he gave me no explanation of excuse, I'd be
Speaker 2: banging on his door, going, Oi dog, Yeah, come out
Speaker 2: of your coward You need to fucking nut this out
Speaker 2: and actually give me a legitimate reason. Otherwise I'm going
Speaker 2: to drive myself insane.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, I'm so sorry for you, Sean.
Speaker 6: Yeah, it's okay. I don't know. I guess it must
Speaker 6: be just a straight man coping mechanism.
Speaker 3: But that's disgusting. And how long were you together? All up?
Speaker 6: Two years?
Speaker 3: I didn't know.
Speaker 2: How you did that with that asking any questions. I
Speaker 2: would have been like, no, I'm refusing to leave until
Speaker 2: we actually talk about this properly, so I've got.
Speaker 4: Some sort of clarity.
Speaker 3: Yeah, what did you say at the pub? Did you go?
Speaker 3: You know you need to tell me.
Speaker 6: I tried. I tried. I did the till we talk,
Speaker 6: let's talk things out, and he just got up and
Speaker 6: stormed away. And then he said that he packed a
Speaker 6: bag and he's going to go stay at a mate.
Speaker 6: And then I just never heard from him until the
Speaker 6: next morning, and he was like, can you get off
Speaker 6: the lease? I was like, oh what, I fucking grab
Speaker 6: a man.
Speaker 3: That is disgusting. I'm so sorry, Shan.
Speaker 6: Thank you, It's okay, but it's just yeah, break up
Speaker 6: of shit.
Speaker 4: They're not fun, especially one like that. That sounds brutal.
Speaker 3: Hey, listen, Diamond in the rougher, you know a bit
Speaker 3: of positivity. At least you get to be the winner here,
Speaker 3: like you get to say, you know, like, I'm not
Speaker 3: he fucking left, it's all him. Then you get all
Speaker 3: the sympathy. That's great, do I he.
Speaker 6: Gets the house, he gets everything?
Speaker 3: Right, that is true? Did you get the Schnitzer? At
Speaker 3: least the pub? Did you get to eat if you
Speaker 3: wait until after meal service.
Speaker 6: No, he didn't even wait.
Speaker 3: That's the worst part.
Speaker 2: Look, we cannot really offer much by way of support
Speaker 2: or solutions. All we can really do is offer to
Speaker 2: get petty revenge. If you want us to make a
Speaker 2: prank call to him, we can do that.
Speaker 6: Oh yeah, oh my god, I reckon he slip his
Speaker 6: bloody burgers go nuts.
Speaker 4: I can take it.
Speaker 3: Yeah, we can take it. You know who can take it?
Speaker 3: Dot Wiggans can take it. She'll forget completely that she
Speaker 3: made the call. So if you want Dot to place
Speaker 3: a call and say that he's perhaps laid on some
Speaker 3: car repayments, or that he was photographed, what's something that's believable?
Speaker 6: Probably the cast up.
Speaker 3: Do you want us to do it? We need your
Speaker 3: consent that way you're not feeling.
Speaker 6: Maybe not, Maybe let's just slee that.
Speaker 3: Okay, all right, leave it for the time being. It's
Speaker 3: a good call. Is he the bald side on your Instagram?
Speaker 3: I'm still thinking it now. Is that him had it?
Speaker 3: Is he the bald bastard on your instagram?
Speaker 6: Bast on Instagram?
Speaker 3: I'm talking your Instagram? Some guy in a Christmas hat?
Speaker 3: Is he's like, that's my son? Who's the bald guy
Speaker 3: Christmas hat.
Speaker 6: No, that's not him. No, that you're way too far down.
Speaker 6: On the second the second picture, he's the one in
Speaker 6: Adelaide croage.
Speaker 3: What that is? Okay, well I found prime possum, Mitch.
Speaker 3: It's leaving behind that cut's head with that shit of
Speaker 3: a mullet. Oh my goodness, is that him with the
Speaker 3: red mullet?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 3: He doesn't look.
Speaker 4: Like someone I would enjoy.
Speaker 3: He looks like the kind of person that to break
Speaker 3: up with you over a schnitzel.
Speaker 6: I needed this laugh today, honestly.
Speaker 3: Well, that's what we can provide. We can just bully
Speaker 3: him if that's what you want. Listen, Chan, so sorry
Speaker 3: that you're going through this, but you know you're at
Speaker 3: home with your family and you're on the podcast.
Speaker 2: So yeah, I hope you feel better after a bit
Speaker 2: of event.
Speaker 6: I do, I do, I do need event, and I've
Speaker 6: had some good cry so.
Speaker 3: Good, good, get it out of sis. We'll send you
Speaker 3: a nice prize price keep your Genna when she's well again,
Speaker 3: We'll get you something nice and that will send that
Speaker 3: your way.
Speaker 6: Okay, Oh, thanks guys, and.
Speaker 3: Invest in a good vibrator that really make a world
Speaker 3: a difference.
Speaker 6: You know, Look, it'll be better than him.
Speaker 3: Yes, it's exactly, Frank almost guarantee you. Thanks Sean, all
Speaker 3: the best, Darling, Bye bye, poor Suk. If you've got
Speaker 3: an easy just you of your own, hit us up.
Speaker 3: We're not really relationship experts.
Speaker 2: How aw good would it be if they got back
Speaker 2: together and we've just ship Candy's appearance.
Speaker 3: Ugly is ugly No matter how how long you've been
Speaker 3: with someone, he is ugly. No, he looks like a
Speaker 3: fucking broom. Honestly. Isn't that where she was from?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 4: Close, close up north, but no, not the same place. Yeah,
Speaker 4: hit us up. If you've got any of this year,
Speaker 4: should we bring Emma in?
Speaker 3: It's been listening to that. Let's bring her in. Emma time.
Speaker 3: Right here she is, she's had to see.
Speaker 2: Hello Emma, Emma welcome, Hello, I am here. I'm so gushy.
Speaker 2: I feel like a proud ass. I've just finished watching
Speaker 2: Class of O seven. I binged through.
Speaker 3: It in one night.
Speaker 5: It's very bingeable.
Speaker 3: It's very bingeable. I love a thirty minute episode. Well,
Speaker 3: Mitch text me Emma and he was like, you need
Speaker 3: to watch this show. And I was like I don't
Speaker 3: have time to commit, and he was like selling it hard.
Speaker 3: I don't know if there's a cash deal going on
Speaker 3: under the table.
Speaker 4: I swear there's no.
Speaker 3: He's like minute episodes and you commitioned on and I
Speaker 3: did and I loved it.
Speaker 5: Yay you voice messaged me, bitch. I did and was like,
Speaker 5: I can't work out why I like this show. And
Speaker 5: then I realized there's no men.
Speaker 3: Oh my god.
Speaker 2: I was thinking, why am I so glued to this?
Speaker 2: And then when you think about it, what are my
Speaker 2: other favorite shows? McLeod's Daughters, Yeah, Spring, Yeah, my favorite
Speaker 2: musical is Wicked. I love Strong Female Lee.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, that's sad Club. I didn't I didn't
Speaker 3: need were horses and I didn't even realize there were
Speaker 3: no men.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's such a good show. Bloody loved it. Kaitlyn
Speaker 2: Stacey's in it.
Speaker 3: Oh, she's so boss. Also, can I just say, not
Speaker 3: only there are no men? Essentially you kill off all
Speaker 3: the men because of the apocalypse hits, right, so.
Speaker 5: We don't kill ll do we?
Speaker 3: Yes?
Speaker 4: Well, yeah, I will say.
Speaker 2: When it finished, like the last episode, I was like,
Speaker 2: there's got to be another episode coming out next week?
Speaker 3: Is it?
Speaker 2: One of these weekly things because it didn't feel like it.
Speaker 2: So it does feel like there's a season two on
Speaker 2: the way the toast.
Speaker 5: Like hopefully you've all watched it, because we're going to
Speaker 5: talk spoilers.
Speaker 2: Right, yeah, we may as well spoiler alert. If you
Speaker 2: have not yet watched it, fuck off, don't listen to
Speaker 2: this podcast. But I do, I do think that you
Speaker 2: should go and watch it. It's on Amazon Prime Video.
Speaker 3: It is seven.
Speaker 4: Yeah, absolutely gorgeous.
Speaker 3: What actual class were you, Emma? When did you graduate
Speaker 3: high school?
Speaker 5: Twenty twelve?
Speaker 3: Twelve? Okay? Is it similar to your experience in high school?
Speaker 3: I mean it's obviously a dramatized version of the of
Speaker 3: the characters that we all had in our lives.
Speaker 4: You were the nice one, thank fun.
Speaker 5: I was a nice Honestly. High school was shit, amen, Amen.
Speaker 5: I really didn't have my people at all. Like I
Speaker 5: really floated from like group to group. And I definitely
Speaker 5: like had a bit of like a I don't know,
Speaker 5: I hate saying like the popular group, but it's a
Speaker 5: thing like in high school to that thing really, But
Speaker 5: I was a dancer, so I just like would go
Speaker 5: to the dance room or just like I definitely did
Speaker 5: have days where I'd sit in the bathroom by myself
Speaker 5: really any food.
Speaker 3: Yeah, oh god doesn't sound hygiene.
Speaker 2: Sometimes it's quiet, it is we when you're kind of
Speaker 2: a floater, kind of lonely, though.
Speaker 3: Floaters represent it is lonely. I find that the hardest
Speaker 3: part is like I didn't connect with any of like
Speaker 3: the browie bros, like sports bros. But that was the
Speaker 3: group that I was like a signed, Like that was
Speaker 3: my sign. Yeah, Like I just felt that that that's
Speaker 3: who I should hang out. And one of them is
Speaker 3: a friend now and I only have liken that two
Speaker 3: or three friends from high school. But I'd sit in
Speaker 3: the drama lab. We call them labs. Not no science
Speaker 3: was done in those things, the drama labs.
Speaker 5: When was science? What science do you actually learn in school?
Speaker 3: Such a burn I burnt apple pieces at one point
Speaker 3: with the buns and burner. That's it, which burnt apple?
Speaker 3: That's all we did.
Speaker 4: Here's oiler from the show.
Speaker 2: There's one scene where you know they're stranded at this
Speaker 2: school campus and a few of the girls, including your character,
Speaker 2: a tasked to go to the science labs and just
Speaker 2: generate electricity.
Speaker 3: If that was me, I'd be like I'm out. Fuck that.
Speaker 5: Well, they had to do it or they wouldn't get fed.
Speaker 5: According to Saskias, Yeah, that sort of pressure.
Speaker 4: And I did not pay attention in science.
Speaker 2: It didn't interest me in the slidest I'd be like, well,
Speaker 2: I guess we're all dying then, because how am I
Speaker 2: supposed to just invent electricity from scratch?
Speaker 5: I don't know how they did it, but it's a
Speaker 5: jump cut in the show. True.
Speaker 4: Actually they didn't show how they figured that out.
Speaker 5: I don't know if I should say this, but like
Speaker 5: it's really funny, and I think it was kind of missed.
Speaker 5: But it's funny because previously to finding the electricity episode,
Speaker 5: I sit on defibrillators that.
Speaker 2: Going, oh my god.
Speaker 5: But also like Renee sits on them, so like, I
Speaker 5: don't know, it kind of works. She wouldn't say it,
Speaker 5: she doesn't know.
Speaker 3: Oh my god.
Speaker 4: I did not even pick up on that.
Speaker 3: That's hilarious.
Speaker 2: It's so funny because Renee, your character, obviously yes go
Speaker 2: to the school reunion, lies about being a doctor.
Speaker 4: So then when they're the only people.
Speaker 2: Left on Earth after the apocalypse, they're like, oh, good thing,
Speaker 2: we've got.
Speaker 3: A doctor here.
Speaker 5: Doctors solve everything.
Speaker 3: It was so sweet.
Speaker 4: I loved Renee.
Speaker 2: I got to tell you, though, I am a little
Speaker 2: bit stupid because one of my other friends was a
Speaker 2: writer on the show, and I saw that she put
Speaker 2: on Instagram, oh so happy to have worked as a
Speaker 2: writer on this show. And then I saw your Instagram posts.
Speaker 2: That was like, Oh, I can finally talk about it.
Speaker 2: I loved being involved in this, and for some reason,
Speaker 2: I just assumed that you did some sort of behind
Speaker 2: the scenes thing as well.
Speaker 3: And so when I watched the show, I was.
Speaker 1: Like, what the fuck.
Speaker 3: She would she delivered the food.
Speaker 2: I had no idea, and I was just like, whoa,
Speaker 2: Not only is she in it, but she's one of
Speaker 2: the lead cast members.
Speaker 5: I prop do you know? I was gonna say I
Speaker 5: was a prop holder, but let me tell you people
Speaker 5: who deal with props, our wardrobe, our whole department. It
Speaker 5: was just the show wouldn't exist.
Speaker 4: Yeah, of course I'm in.
Speaker 5: It, Mitch, Oh yeah, I'm it.
Speaker 3: And I was blown away. I don't know why.
Speaker 2: I was just like, oh, look at her go. I
Speaker 2: just didn't even know that you were an actor.
Speaker 3: Wow, real friend over here? You were very good. Can
Speaker 3: you run us through like getting the job. Actually, let's
Speaker 3: go further back. Did you study acting? Did you do theater?
Speaker 3: Obviously high school didn't resonate with you, so we can
Speaker 3: connect to what did you do after school?
Speaker 5: After school? I got into like a full time dance
Speaker 5: school in Melbourne and I went down there and that's
Speaker 5: actually where I studied like an acting elective. And do
Speaker 5: you guys remember Janet Andrew Arthur, who is a teacher.
Speaker 5: Who's a teacher on Neighbors. No, she's an actor on Neighbors.
Speaker 3: Susan, Oh, Susan. Yeah, maybe that's Jackie Woods.
Speaker 5: That's a lie. That's a lie, Janet Andrew Arthur. She
Speaker 5: plays Lynn.
Speaker 3: That's Lynn Lynn Granger.
Speaker 2: No, no, no, no, no Lynn on Neighbors.
Speaker 3: I don't know who I'm talking about.
Speaker 2: We've played we've played scenes with Lynn and on this
Speaker 2: podcast before we played the Best Neighbors cat fight scenes.
Speaker 3: Okay, so she was your teacher, she was my teacher? Yeah,
Speaker 3: oh my god?
Speaker 5: What she like the best, like a really really good teacher,
Speaker 5: like super kind and lovely, but as a teacher, like
Speaker 5: really focused and like just like I don't know, she
Speaker 5: really inspired me. And I knew I was like, you
Speaker 5: know what, I think the dance world is not for me,
Speaker 5: and I went into acting kind of from there.
Speaker 3: And inspired your acting career.
Speaker 5: I love that I started acting in Sydney then, And.
Speaker 3: Where'd you go?
Speaker 2: A f t T?
Speaker 3: The way you say that a f t T? Anybody fun?
Speaker 4: Do you know what I said to Mitch before you
Speaker 4: locked up?
Speaker 3: Though?
Speaker 2: I said, usually when someone is an actor, I would
Speaker 2: know because they fucking tell you. But it's because you
Speaker 2: didn't go to Nider. That's the difference. Anyone that goes
Speaker 2: to Night you hear the end.
Speaker 5: Of it, go on. I Whopper is like I have
Speaker 5: many of friends from Whopper the other one. I love
Speaker 5: you all, but they always say, oh, well at Whopper
Speaker 5: it's blah.
Speaker 3: Blah blahlah blah.
Speaker 4: That's not the whop away.
Speaker 5: Yeah, that's not That's not the.
Speaker 3: Only what wear I want to get my hands on?
Speaker 3: Is it Hungry Jacks? Oh? Not in w A.
Speaker 2: I don't want to go, but yeah, I feel like
Speaker 2: you don't bang on about the fact that you do acting.
Speaker 3: And so how the fuck was I tonight? Know?
Speaker 2: Why?
Speaker 5: I because my self esteem is about as tall as
Speaker 5: a rock.
Speaker 3: We'll bring it up higher. Well, that needs to be higher.
Speaker 3: I talk about going to acting school, and I've never
Speaker 3: booked a fucking gig, gonna say, and I've never been
Speaker 3: I have sadly, and I haven't booked anything.
Speaker 2: And that's also why I felt like a bit of
Speaker 2: a proud aunt watching it because a lot of your
Speaker 2: TikTok stuff. One of the things I love about your
Speaker 2: videos if you talk so much about having anxiety and
Speaker 2: things like that, and then I was like, look at
Speaker 2: her up on the screen, just owning a ship. You
Speaker 2: wouldn't know slightly nervous. Were you actually nervous?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 5: I think you know. It's an advantage to go onto
Speaker 5: a comedy set because obviously everyone's relaxed and you have
Speaker 5: a lot of fucking like, oh so much fun.
Speaker 3: It did look fun.
Speaker 5: All of us are genuinely like best friends, like super close,
Speaker 5: talk every day, so much fun, idiots, crazy, insane. But
Speaker 5: I was so nervous, like also because the funny thing
Speaker 5: is we had a bunch of rehearsals like before we
Speaker 5: went to set, though, and we really broke the ice.
Speaker 5: We played drama games all that shit so much.
Speaker 3: That sounds like my heaven, that is amazing. Games. I
Speaker 3: love drama games.
Speaker 5: What games did you do We did space jump, of
Speaker 5: which is fucking scary though when you don't know anyone.
Speaker 3: Is I get two in my head about it. When
Speaker 3: I did drama games and ship.
Speaker 5: Like that interesting, we should have done it.
Speaker 3: It now I knew, why don't we just do space jump?
Speaker 5: Now?
Speaker 2: I don't even remember how to do space dw I
Speaker 2: remember hating it. I had to do it in time.
Speaker 3: Person all of high school out. One person just starts
Speaker 3: the scene in any setting, or it can be a
Speaker 3: given setting, and then and then someone will enter a
Speaker 3: scene and then say space jump when they're in a
Speaker 3: compromising position. That's normally the gag of it, all right,
Speaker 3: because then it's a funny spot. And then you change
Speaker 3: the scene and so on and so forth. And then
Speaker 3: once you add everyone, then you start removing people.
Speaker 5: Oh god, yeah, getting ready, Okay, we.
Speaker 3: Won't don't won't do it. We won't do it. Did
Speaker 3: you do that?
Speaker 4: No, that one's easy.
Speaker 5: That is a good one. I don't even know what
Speaker 5: we did. We did like lots of circle talk about ourselves.
Speaker 4: Actually helped doing those things?
Speaker 5: Yeah, I think it did for us at least, And
Speaker 5: we also had to Okay, this was the first day
Speaker 5: do you know in the first episode where we do
Speaker 5: a dance too that's not my name. Yes, yeah, so
Speaker 5: we choreographed that as a cast, I might say, where's
Speaker 5: our credits? I don't know. Yeah, we had to. Our director,
Speaker 5: Casey Adding, wanted us to all choreograph something for ourselves
Speaker 5: and perform at individually in front of everyone. That was
Speaker 5: our time. My god, that was and she'd play a
Speaker 5: song and we would just have to dance, and it
Speaker 5: was so good to get us all out of our
Speaker 5: comfort zone. But it's so scary, Like I feel anxious now.
Speaker 2: Talking about I remember when we did the TikTok monograph
Speaker 2: flight together. Oh yeah, when we were doing rehearsals, you
Speaker 2: took to it like a duck to water. And then
Speaker 2: there's me looking so uncoordinated, and you've come from a
Speaker 2: dance background. I'm like, what fucking hype? Do I have
Speaker 2: a looking grateful? When Amazon got her sake, I was,
Speaker 2: I was past She's still she's still got it.
Speaker 4: If you've seen her on the.
Speaker 3: Show, was this the you were very good you were
Speaker 3: very good dancing? Wait? Was this the float that I
Speaker 3: saw or the recent Marti gra I think this was.
Speaker 2: The first time it was in the cricket Stadium.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I remember that good time.
Speaker 3: Were you there the year after?
Speaker 2: I don't think you did come back to No, I didn't.
Speaker 2: They made the dance ten times easier because they could
Speaker 2: see people like me the first year not fucking oh,
Speaker 2: but you didn't struggle with the.
Speaker 3: Show the cast because I saw some behind the scenes
Speaker 3: I think real on your Instagram.
Speaker 5: Or I'm a bitch for a good montage that doesn't
Speaker 5: make sense, but it doesn't my head.
Speaker 3: I love that.
Speaker 5: You got montage bitch.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you are a montage bitch because that montage was
Speaker 3: very good and you have a sad music. I'm like,
Speaker 3: oh my god, you must miss the car.
Speaker 5: Hanging with the cast, we talk literally twenty four seven
Speaker 5: every single day.
Speaker 3: Is there a group chat? Yes? What do you did
Speaker 3: you guys share? Like the negativity or the positivity? What
Speaker 3: do you share? I want to know at all.
Speaker 5: Actually, to be honest, it hasn't really been much negativity,
Speaker 5: but we do share like the Twitter little memes and like, actually,
Speaker 5: let me be clear, actually our group chat is just
Speaker 5: all about gay gay gay gay. We're like, this is gay.
Speaker 5: Everyone's saying this is gay. When are they going to kiss?
Speaker 5: But they're so much. They're like every character is bisexual.
Speaker 5: There's all these like things.
Speaker 2: Oh wow, Yeah, the show's only been out like a
Speaker 2: few days, hasn't it at the time of record, obviously
Speaker 2: it hasn't even been out long. But it's got its
Speaker 2: own little Twitter fan base, has it.
Speaker 5: Yeah, it's been out like four days, so I think, wow, yeah,
Speaker 5: we're finding some cute little character edits on Twitter and
Speaker 5: I love.
Speaker 3: Yeah. Is there what a fan cam is or a fanfic?
Speaker 3: Is that what you mean? Fit? They'd be fan fit.
Speaker 5: I'd write the thing, fanfic would be hot.
Speaker 3: I'd read that we could.
Speaker 4: But what's fan can?
Speaker 3: Fan cam is like when they get a mash up
Speaker 3: of all your like you're looking hot, Like second video
Speaker 3: of you dancing, another video of you talking, and they oh, yeah.
Speaker 5: I've seen two of them and you know who they
Speaker 5: can you guess who they were.
Speaker 3: It would have been Pedro Pascal It I've seen, Like.
Speaker 5: I mean from my show, I said that of my
Speaker 5: really good friends.
Speaker 3: Because his dad, he's daddy at the moment, his mother
Speaker 3: really he's the father he is, he's he's living his
Speaker 3: best life at the moment. He's top of the culture.
Speaker 2: Is that I sound so old right now? Even I'm
Speaker 2: pretty sure I'm the youngest one here. I sound so old?
Speaker 2: Is that a new thing saying their mother right now?
Speaker 3: Yes? They are mother? I've you goot it that and
Speaker 3: you just said it.
Speaker 2: I'm like, oh god, it's another trend in this.
Speaker 3: You're so mother, I'm mother? Have you heard the mother think?
Speaker 2: Not?
Speaker 5: Okay, I've seen it. But for some reason, Wait, is
Speaker 5: that like Mega Trade's new song?
Speaker 2: What is that? No?
Speaker 3: No, No, she's just jumped on that bandwag. She is
Speaker 3: a mother, She's quite literally a mother. She's got babies.
Speaker 2: Is it kind of based on that drag race reference?
Speaker 2: Mother has arrived.
Speaker 5: So well mammy?
Speaker 3: Right? Yeah, it's like mother energy, I believe. Yeah, like
Speaker 3: so mother?
Speaker 4: Am I mother? And I absolutely no, she's not. She's
Speaker 4: too young to be mother energy.
Speaker 2: But she's like the nurturing, caring one because even though
Speaker 2: she's not a doctor and she lied about being a doctor,
Speaker 2: she went to the school library with reading all the
Speaker 2: medical books that she.
Speaker 4: Could keep the lie going because she wanted to look
Speaker 4: after people.
Speaker 3: That's mother, did I use that? So that's the oracle
Speaker 3: on all things culture? But I do believe that you
Speaker 3: use that correctly.
Speaker 4: It sounded correct when you used it.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 5: I'm going to ask people now on Instagram if I'm mother?
Speaker 3: Hello?
Speaker 4: Were my mother?
Speaker 3: I just feel can.
Speaker 5: I have no context my mother?
Speaker 2: Oh?
Speaker 3: My god? Can you message the group chat? Now? You say, guys,
Speaker 3: am I mother?
Speaker 5: They're going to be like, what does that mean?
Speaker 3: Or just say guys, who of us is mother? Oh? Yeah?
Speaker 5: Who of us?
Speaker 3: Okay, Emma's messaging the class of those seven ago chat
Speaker 3: to ask who is mother? But I honestly they're going
Speaker 3: to be like what they're going to get it? They
Speaker 3: all get the culture, do they Yeah?
Speaker 5: Okay, it's not giving them enough credit. No one's seen
Speaker 5: it yet.
Speaker 3: Yeah, give them credit.
Speaker 2: All right, we'll move on for now. But let us
Speaker 2: know as soon as you get a response, won't you?
Speaker 3: All right?
Speaker 4: Good?
Speaker 3: Just you can follow the show online. Just search a
Speaker 3: couple of miches. If you don't, you're a tighead. All right?
Speaker 3: As we get all our guests to do, and is
Speaker 3: it just me of their own something that Emma Horn
Speaker 3: has noticed, something that she hates or something that she appreciates.
Speaker 4: So hateful to me.
Speaker 5: I've actually ended a bit of revenge era. But like
Speaker 5: it's coming and going, so we'll see.
Speaker 3: Oh, okay, all right, isn't it though?
Speaker 2: Okay, I was going to say, that's your revenge, Adele,
Speaker 2: you should see mine.
Speaker 3: What do you mean about it? Who are you getting
Speaker 3: revenge on? Oh?
Speaker 5: I can't say, it's just I can't.
Speaker 3: Okay.
Speaker 2: I wish you were here when we took a phone
Speaker 2: call just before from someone who'd just been broken up with.
Speaker 3: If you're in a revenge been the perfect person. Should
Speaker 3: we just call her back and say we've got some
Speaker 3: more advice? Have you got revenge ideas? How to fuck?
Speaker 3: We need to tell him that her boyfriend broke up
Speaker 3: with her at the pub and then said leave, and
Speaker 3: she drove four hours to a new suburb.
Speaker 2: I was four hours, four days, a different day, four.
Speaker 3: Days, four hours. He chicked her out to Shan.
Speaker 2: She had to drive from Darwin to Townsville, which is
Speaker 2: not a quick commute.
Speaker 3: I think this is her number. Well, if not, we're
Speaker 3: calling somewhere. She's not gonna because she's not going to know.
Speaker 3: She'll freak out. She think it's a boyfriend.
Speaker 5: Yeah, why do you have it on Prime?
Speaker 3: Yeah? Calls from no call id.
Speaker 4: Hello, Oh that's again Shan.
Speaker 3: Hi, Hi, it's Mitchell Mitchen. We've got someone here that
Speaker 3: we thought might actually be equipped to give you advice.
Speaker 3: It's Emma Horn from Class of Oh seven, streaming now
Speaker 3: on Amazon Prime Video.
Speaker 5: Okay, hi, Shan, how are you well bad? I know
Speaker 5: you're bad. You're not good, You're bad. You can say it.
Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, I'm pretty I'm going to be quite honest
Speaker 6: with you.
Speaker 5: Yeah. And you know what I heard that you were
Speaker 5: dumped in a pub.
Speaker 6: Yeah, that's fucked.
Speaker 5: There's nothing no that is fucked and says it's so
Speaker 5: much about who this person is as a human being,
Speaker 5: let alone a little sk me. Man, do you do
Speaker 5: you just predominantly date men? I would have given you
Speaker 5: some other advice. That's fine.
Speaker 2: A photo of the critin Yeah, okay, Shan.
Speaker 5: All I have to say is, Shan, fuck, you deserve
Speaker 5: the world. And I don't even know you, but I
Speaker 5: feel like I do. And do you know what we
Speaker 5: need to get him on? I'm dead said, We're gonna
Speaker 5: get him on. Just be embarrassed. He deserves No, he
Speaker 5: does what.
Speaker 2: You need to understand that. Emma in her revenge era,
Speaker 2: so she's out for blood.
Speaker 5: Tell I know I always I'm always a person who
Speaker 5: comes from this place of understanding, and I'm like I
Speaker 5: always do. But you know what, the other night, I
Speaker 5: was lying in bed and I was like, you know what,
Speaker 5: I'm angry. I don't know why, Well I kind of do,
Speaker 5: and I'm angry, and I'm gonna be in my fields
Speaker 5: and I'm gonna say whatever the I want because some
Speaker 5: do you know what, Apparently in six years aliens are coming.
Speaker 3: In six Yeah, in six nobly specific.
Speaker 6: Oh my god, exactly stated an alien. So I think
Speaker 6: I'm well prepared.
Speaker 5: What Yeah, he's probably one of them.
Speaker 3: So all right, hope that helped Sean.
Speaker 6: Oh god, anything, I will take anything, honestly. I appreciate
Speaker 6: you guys so much, and yet.
Speaker 2: You won't let us make a phone call. That's all right.
Speaker 5: You're very love and you do just a lot better.
Speaker 6: You know what. I don't want to make the phone
Speaker 6: call because I don't want it to come back on
Speaker 6: you guys, because I know what he's truly like.
Speaker 3: Okay, protecting us.
Speaker 6: Well, I don't know what anyone else to deal with it.
Speaker 3: I speak on behalf of these two.
Speaker 5: You are mother Shan, you are mother me mother.
Speaker 4: It's a good thing.
Speaker 3: You're on the Mother's good ty in good Ty in
Speaker 3: the Aliens. Sorry I didn't have time. Well, thank you
Speaker 3: for that, brilliant We.
Speaker 4: Should get your Is it just me?
Speaker 3: From you? Shouldn't we? What did you get a message
Speaker 3: on the group chat? I did?
Speaker 5: I got one from Emily?
Speaker 3: Okay, Emily plays Zoey. Great, she's the main bitch.
Speaker 5: Confused mother, question mark all of us?
Speaker 3: Not the response we wanted. I don't know that.
Speaker 5: I don't think it's I don't think we know.
Speaker 3: They're busy having the hottest show on Amazon Prime.
Speaker 4: Yeah they are.
Speaker 3: I'm glad that they're out of the loop too. I'm
Speaker 3: not the only one. Yeah, all right, what do you
Speaker 3: Is it just me?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 3: All right, we'll count you in and depressive if it's
Speaker 3: about the aliens? Again, I wish is it just me?
Speaker 5: Is sitting in your car at the end of the
Speaker 5: day a sign of true loneliness?
Speaker 3: Oh?
Speaker 2: I thought you were going to say, sitting in the
Speaker 2: car for a bit before you walk inside, like at
Speaker 2: least a little bit of downtime loneliness.
Speaker 5: Because do you know what? Every time I do it,
Speaker 5: I think of myself, you know, Molly and me, that
Speaker 5: dad he sits in the car and watches his family
Speaker 5: inside his dog, and it's crazy he doesn't want to
Speaker 5: go inside. Is that me? I don't have a family
Speaker 5: or a dog.
Speaker 2: I can't remember that. Did he not like his family though?
Speaker 2: Like he was getting a bit of a reprieve from it.
Speaker 7: Oh?
Speaker 5: I think it was just a bit like, oh my,
Speaker 5: you know, my family is crazy. I'm the man. I
Speaker 5: wish I had a different life. Chose it?
Speaker 3: Yeah, I feel that way. You just feel there's nothing
Speaker 3: to go to.
Speaker 5: Oh is this exposing my loneliness? Are we all lonely
Speaker 5: as fuck?
Speaker 3: Yeah? Yes, a little bit, a little bit. Yeah, Well,
Speaker 3: Mitch's got a brand new partner, first time really ever,
Speaker 3: so we're celebrating.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but he obviously I'm not lonely lonely, but like,
Speaker 2: we don't live together, and I live at home by
Speaker 2: myself and work from home, so there can be times
Speaker 2: when I'm like, I haven't spoken to a human being
Speaker 2: in a couple of days. That can be a bit isolating,
Speaker 2: but it's not like the worst thing in the world.
Speaker 3: Again, I chose that. So, Emma, are you the kind
Speaker 3: of person that doesn't like being alone with your own thoughts?
Speaker 5: I'm always alone with my own thoughts. I like being
Speaker 5: alone a lot, but then I hate it at the
Speaker 5: same time.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I like being alone, but I feel like it's
Speaker 2: possible to overdose on me time, Like I've got too
Speaker 2: much of it now.
Speaker 5: It's my head's just noisy constantly though, Like it's constantly
Speaker 5: going like is that an ado she thing?
Speaker 3: I don't know, man, perhaps it's ill for some me time. Literally,
Speaker 3: the only meantime I had this week was two episodes
Speaker 3: of Because of Your Life?
Speaker 5: What's your life?
Speaker 3: Just so just got too many things happening, Yeah, too much?
Speaker 5: The thing? Do you know? I get to scroll paralysis
Speaker 5: and then I'm like, I don't know.
Speaker 3: I you the cat, Oh my god, we are the
Speaker 3: same person. What's the cat's name.
Speaker 5: The cat's name is Chance. She attacks me all the time.
Speaker 2: That's just what you need if you're feeling a little
Speaker 2: bit lonely, for someone to attack you.
Speaker 5: Yeah. And I'm lying like, and you know, when you're
Speaker 5: on the verge of like you're so tired of stuff.
Speaker 5: And then she comes behind me and grabs my legs
Speaker 5: with her claws and her jaw, and then I just cried.
Speaker 2: Yeah, And I see I have realized slowly, but surely
Speaker 2: that dogs aren't like that.
Speaker 3: If you're having a bad day, your dog will cheer
Speaker 3: you up.
Speaker 2: But if you haven't a bad day, your cat will
Speaker 2: absolutely choose on that day, of all days, to make
Speaker 2: it worse.
Speaker 5: And do cats actually know who you are? I don't know.
Speaker 3: No cat to use you to get fared, to be
Speaker 3: homed and to be cared for. And that is it
Speaker 3: and they will never thank you for it. That one
Speaker 3: great thanks job.
Speaker 4: Teenager really.
Speaker 5: Like a little parent.
Speaker 3: He does sound like half of Mitch's You are not mother?
Speaker 3: Dare you now explain to me what the actual feeling is? So,
Speaker 3: I mean it's a big statement because you're in this
Speaker 3: massive show and people would look at you and they
Speaker 3: may assume, oh my god, this this girl is never lonely,
Speaker 3: you know.
Speaker 5: Okay, yeah, now you've got you've got profile like I'm depreshed,
Speaker 5: join the club. But where does comedy come from?
Speaker 3: Sadness? Yes? Yes, yeah, that's very true.
Speaker 2: It's like every time Adele's happy, we don't hear from
Speaker 2: her for years and then once.
Speaker 3: Turns it into well that album was a flop and
Speaker 3: is it because she was skinny? I don't know it
Speaker 3: would just say that it was.
Speaker 2: The album was about divorce, babe, divorce, remember, so it's
Speaker 2: hardly a happy album.
Speaker 5: I really loved that album.
Speaker 3: I related really interesting.
Speaker 5: Can know how?
Speaker 3: But I did thirty? Can we ask?
Speaker 5: I'm twenty eight?
Speaker 2: Oh she's just talking about being a single mum.
Speaker 4: Her one sound.
Speaker 7: Too.
Speaker 5: Adelle's like eighty four with seventy thousand lives.
Speaker 3: Yes, good, that's true.
Speaker 2: It's weird that she released the album thirty when she
Speaker 2: was like thirty two or three or something.
Speaker 5: I was like, only thirty, isn't she?
Speaker 2: No, she was older than thirty when she released thirty,
Speaker 2: and that was I reckondnicate.
Speaker 5: I think Adele's thirty two.
Speaker 4: Therest, Mitchel, I think it sh'd be thirty three by now.
Speaker 3: Adelle is Jesus Christ. I'm shocked. Thirty one thirty four?
Speaker 3: Oh fuck, I was I was close. That's younger than
Speaker 3: I thought. I thought she would be at least forty.
Speaker 5: She's just got the most beautiful old soul. Is that
Speaker 5: even a thing? What's an old soul?
Speaker 3: People say it's just an old sol.
Speaker 4: People have told me that I have an old soul.
Speaker 3: I get that all.
Speaker 4: I've never been told it's trau my shit, that checks out.
Speaker 5: But then I hate when they have those people that
Speaker 5: are like, oh, you know, I have an old soul,
Speaker 5: had a difficult child. That sounds really bad. But I'm like,
Speaker 5: what if you don't have an old soul and you
Speaker 5: also had a difficult child.
Speaker 3: I know a lot of fucked up people that have
Speaker 3: very young souls. I think it's all, yeah, it's a
Speaker 3: fresh soul, all right, or great? Take Yeah, if you're
Speaker 3: in your car listening to this, there's a lot of
Speaker 3: people are yeah, I was just thinking.
Speaker 2: It Sometimes is a compliment where people say I was
Speaker 2: listening to that episode of the podcast and I couldn't
Speaker 2: get out of the car.
Speaker 4: I was parked in the driveway for ten minutes.
Speaker 3: To really say, to help, Yeah, it's a cry for help.
Speaker 2: Were happy to be here as the cry for help,
Speaker 2: aren't we?
Speaker 5: But it is nice sitting in my car. I like it,
Speaker 5: But I'm like, why do I not just go upstairs?
Speaker 5: Because it's like there's something about the in between this
Speaker 5: of like you've been somewhere, then you're in your car
Speaker 5: at home, but you're not home yet. You're like in
Speaker 5: this salem between.
Speaker 2: Well, I know you're comfy in the car and if
Speaker 2: there's stairs, fuck stairs, it's probably just a laziness thing
Speaker 2: with me.
Speaker 3: It would be I've got stairs too many. I sometimes
Speaker 3: when I'm feeling a bit anxious or a bit flighty,
Speaker 3: I will go for a drive. I feel so comfortable,
Speaker 3: so nice. I listened to music, Yeah, blast.
Speaker 5: Music, and that's a good song.
Speaker 3: Show tunes or what are yousing right now?
Speaker 5: I have so I have song obsessions. I never listened
Speaker 5: to new music.
Speaker 2: Really, I don't know what it is about me. I
Speaker 2: just can't get amongst it.
Speaker 5: And it's just like it's comforting right now. It's been.
Speaker 5: It's all coming back to me now. I sland you
Speaker 5: on for about stop it.
Speaker 2: I love that mine has been, is it? Tony Braxon?
Speaker 2: Unbreak my heart?
Speaker 3: You know that that's a brilliant song. Why is it? God?
Speaker 4: We are old souls.
Speaker 3: Listen to us. It's a beautiful song.
Speaker 4: Put it on.
Speaker 2: You may as well just go to the chorus so
Speaker 2: we people know what we're talking about.
Speaker 3: Just thinking we've played this on the show not long ago.
Speaker 5: That your mind me and my childhood too.
Speaker 2: Oh we should have played this to shant sing with her.
Speaker 5: I feel so bad. I think I heard chance feeling.
Speaker 3: No. She she was going for quite a bit for
Speaker 3: that to have upset her. Oh yeah, yeah, she doesn't
Speaker 3: need us and she's in a rough patch.
Speaker 2: Now listen, we need something else from you, because we
Speaker 2: get every single guest of ours to contribute to our
Speaker 2: list of things better than drugs and dick. Oh yeah,
Speaker 2: I saw your eyes.
Speaker 1: Good.
Speaker 3: Some people get freaked out. A lot of people can't
Speaker 3: name it. Our last guest, Sean Zepps, who I saw
Speaker 3: you were on Sean's Podcast's all right, welcome to the club.
Speaker 3: I wasn't listening to anything you said for the last
Speaker 3: thirty minutes.
Speaker 2: Of course, it's more challenging for Sean to thigure something
Speaker 2: because he is dick inclined.
Speaker 3: Correct here, and he said that eating us is something
Speaker 3: better than drugs and dick, which technically just say eating us.
Speaker 3: It's so much, he said rimming.
Speaker 2: It's much more polite that way. The point of the
Speaker 2: list of things better than drugs and dick is just
Speaker 2: in case there's any young listeners of ours out there
Speaker 2: who might be in a place in near life where
Speaker 2: it's easy to become obsessed with partying and boys and
Speaker 2: think that that's the be all and end all.
Speaker 4: So it says a little thing in life.
Speaker 3: Example, because we ask all our guests from the start
Speaker 3: of the show, we've got a long list. Like Angela
Speaker 3: Bishop from Channel ten said that it was her hot
Speaker 3: waterbed that she has.
Speaker 2: Abby Chatfield said, getting the beginnings of an ingrown toe.
Speaker 4: Now cut out.
Speaker 3: That's it gets too much.
Speaker 2: Kristin Hull loves gardening. He also clarified that there's not
Speaker 2: much better than Dick. However, I gardening with cancer, eating
Speaker 2: streaky bacon in bed said. Kate Lane likes and whatever
Speaker 2: it may be.
Speaker 5: Do you know what For me, it's like anything that
Speaker 5: involves potatoes. Oh yeah, Like I'm sorry, I'm sorry, but
Speaker 5: if you're having a bad day and someone makes a
Speaker 5: really soft, buttery mashed potato, put some cheese in it,
Speaker 5: that's gonna fix it. I'm not kidding. It fixes everything.
Speaker 3: That's true.
Speaker 2: Actually I haven't had that in ages and boobs.
Speaker 3: Okay, that's so much better because rugs and Dick, Yes,
Speaker 3: can go on the list.
Speaker 2: Fantastic kiddies, that's what you should have said on the phone.
Speaker 5: It's like, babe, that's what I was like you predominantly,
Speaker 5: I was trying to be.
Speaker 2: Polite bats of my team girlfriend happen against women.
Speaker 5: Spend your time with some great women.
Speaker 3: Well amen, But.
Speaker 5: Mashed potato mashed potato or women or feminine?
Speaker 2: What about a good jacket potato When you've got like
Speaker 2: the bits of bacon and cut it open.
Speaker 5: I make my I call them baked potatoes. This is
Speaker 5: I don't know if it's going to be why it
Speaker 5: would be controversial, But I stick some holes in a
Speaker 5: potato and then I stick it in the microwave how long?
Speaker 3: For like four minutes and it cooks it?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Is that what the holes?
Speaker 5: I don't know why calls in it? My mum told me
Speaker 5: to do that when I was like twelve.
Speaker 3: It'll explode if you don't have the steam escape. Yeah
Speaker 3: yeah it does.
Speaker 4: Yeah, No, that's not controversial. That's fucking clever.
Speaker 3: Then you cut it in half. Tell me how you
Speaker 3: prepare it and serve it.
Speaker 5: Don't cut it fully in half in the middle, very carefully.
Speaker 5: Just open it a little bit.
Speaker 3: Just talking about the potatoes.
Speaker 5: I I was like, fill it with some always cheese,
Speaker 5: always cheese. Basically want to do melted cheese, some herbs,
Speaker 5: but sometimes cream cream like some beans. Whatever's around noodles.
Speaker 3: She's like, yeah, maybe ham very where do you draw
Speaker 3: the line?
Speaker 5: Maybe should I start my potato place?
Speaker 3: Absolutely, it's very class. No, that won't sell. I'm so
Speaker 3: I don't want you to lose money.
Speaker 5: You just think it wouldn't, but think about it.
Speaker 1: True.
Speaker 3: I went to a frozen younger place for the first
Speaker 3: time in a long time, and that went up. Back
Speaker 3: in my day, toppings were like chocolate saws, M and ms.
Speaker 3: And I went there and they're like, here's half a papaya?
Speaker 3: What a stupid like an half of I went to one.
Speaker 3: I got right to the end and right before the
Speaker 3: till there was like an oven like a war. But
Speaker 3: I'm like, oh, what goes in here? And go sorry, mate,
Speaker 3: all out of fresh brownie. We'll get another in half
Speaker 3: an hour. They bake a brownie sheet and then if
Speaker 3: it's ready in time, they just take a chunk out
Speaker 3: of it and put it in the froyo.
Speaker 2: And you can just pute gonna start adding. They're gonna
Speaker 2: start adding microwave potato.
Speaker 3: That's that's my point.
Speaker 5: That people will listen and be like, why didn't I
Speaker 5: think of that?
Speaker 3: You know what's going to happen in six years. When
Speaker 3: the's aliens six years, how are you guys going to survive?
Speaker 3: Can you explain that way? Did you hear that?
Speaker 5: I heard it from Brandon Scott right makeup Guru. There
Speaker 5: was sitting in a hotel and he said, I have
Speaker 5: something to tell you, and it was that we've been
Speaker 5: all being distracted because actually, what's going to happen is
Speaker 5: aliens coming in six years?
Speaker 3: Why six?
Speaker 5: I don't know.
Speaker 2: I love that you just took Brandon's word for it
Speaker 2: and you were like, all right, then.
Speaker 5: Do you know what? I use it as a little
Speaker 5: thing now that I'm like, why not say that? Why
Speaker 5: not tell this person how I feel? Why not do this?
Speaker 5: Because guess what, Alien's coming in six years? Do what
Speaker 5: you want to do.
Speaker 2: Oh, that's good. So the threat of aliens, it's just
Speaker 2: to seize the day. Reminder, that's a good thing.
Speaker 5: I just think everyone needs that. And now I wake
Speaker 5: up in the morning it's like, should I do this, Emma,
Speaker 5: Yes you should, because in six years you might not
Speaker 5: have the choice. That sounds really.
Speaker 3: Sad, So sad I'm not.
Speaker 5: You probably are one. Literally, Wow, you're a bit judgmental
Speaker 5: of what you think aliens are that's true.
Speaker 3: I did put into her what.
Speaker 5: You really box them in there?
Speaker 3: Well, no, because I could have gone, but instead I
Speaker 3: gave them a dialect. I actually respected them and insinuated
Speaker 3: that they would bring up You're doing a bit of
Speaker 3: lickty split for once on this show. The majority in
Speaker 3: this room have slept with women, is sih.
Speaker 7: Yeah.
Speaker 4: I had to do the maths there.
Speaker 2: I was like, wait, what.
Speaker 5: Two, Mitch, we don't say that. Huh why Veries does
Speaker 5: an equal identity?
Speaker 3: Is that true? It's not?
Speaker 4: By no true?
Speaker 3: Turned me off. I'm gonna start dating shan.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, number of people. Please she guys, I'm
Speaker 2: so sad about my breakup, and you're like, I'll marry you.
Speaker 4: I'm on my way to township, I am.
Speaker 3: That's really grim. I'm gonna take it to a froyo
Speaker 3: place and give her half a pie and.
Speaker 5: Break up potato and fro and divorce. I'll join that company.
Speaker 3: Name Hormlet's end on that note.
Speaker 2: Make sure you check out Class of A seven on
Speaker 2: Amazon Prime Video. I heartily recommend. It's the first time
Speaker 2: in a long time that I've just been to show
Speaker 2: from start to finished.
Speaker 3: Did you say I heartily heartily recommend cert an expression,
Speaker 3: isn't it watch the show that she's resigned.
Speaker 2: Well, it was lovely in a hearty manner. That's what
Speaker 2: heartily means. It means like wholeheartedly, genuinely, sincerely, heartily recommend.
Speaker 3: I heartily recommend it heartily heart radio like I heartily.
Speaker 5: I heartily sincerely thank you for having me on.
Speaker 3: Oh pleasure.
Speaker 5: Shout out to my cast, actually for seven.
Speaker 3: Shout them out.
Speaker 5: Shout them out, best people in the world. Honestly, I'm
Speaker 5: very grateful to have favorite. I can't say there I
Speaker 5: have to.
Speaker 3: Who's your favorite? The aliens?
Speaker 5: The aliens? I don't have a favorite because they would
Speaker 5: kill me. Interesting, Yeah, they're all. They're my favorites in
Speaker 5: different ways. Let's put it that way.
Speaker 3: I know exactly what you mean.
Speaker 2: Yeah, well, I'm happy to have it go on record
Speaker 2: that you're my favorite in the cast.
Speaker 3: Come for me, girl, for me, you are my favorite.
Speaker 3: Welcome to the show, Welcome to the show. Goodbye.
Speaker 5: Am I starting?
Speaker 3: I guess it's brain. I've been caught out.
Speaker 5: It should be more apocalyptic the okay, it kind of
Speaker 5: is open how they speak. That was good.
Speaker 4: I feel high right now.
Speaker 3: I do I think, Emmy, you've done something to us.
Speaker 5: Something in the air con.
Speaker 3: Yeah, something in the air con. It just sounds like
Speaker 3: people say, oh, there's something in the air. But the
Speaker 3: what you said it is if that's an expression, everyone
Speaker 3: says something in the air.
Speaker 2: I mean, honestly, I'm sure at some say to someone
Speaker 2: who's hot boxed this studio before some left over.
Speaker 5: I love it, I love we're all high. It's all
Speaker 5: coming back to me.
Speaker 3: Perfect episode to listen to one, half speed, which one?
Speaker 3: This one?
Speaker 2: Yeah, the whole last ten minutes has been pretty cool. Well,
Speaker 2: when you think about it, I had to summarize it.
Speaker 2: We've come up with a genius business plan to incorporate
Speaker 2: brownies and potatoes into frozen yogurt.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, we're stars. Yeah, we asked that we
Speaker 3: sound that we got the munchies. I met my new
Speaker 3: neighbor and she said to me, oh, I hope you
Speaker 3: don't mind my daughter. She's a lesbian and she smokes
Speaker 3: pot and I went, don't excuse that, that's my dream friend.
Speaker 5: Half bitch comes first.
Speaker 2: Yes, I know, and I no, why was that a factor?
Speaker 2: She's a lesbian and she smokes.
Speaker 3: The mom's clearly still trying to get over get over
Speaker 3: those two things. She's being progressive because she still hated
Speaker 3: and I. My boyfriend went, oh I better warn them, Yeah,
Speaker 3: better warm them. She's a pot smoking lesbian.
Speaker 5: If I ever have a girlfriend again, I'm going to
Speaker 5: introduce her and say, don't buy my girlfriend. She's a lesbian.
Speaker 3: Yes, yeah, I'm so sorry. All right, thank you for listening, everybody.
Speaker 3: So in a week Amazon Prime Video, go get Class
Speaker 3: of O seven.
Speaker 4: Yep, heartily recommended by us. Heartily Yes, see you.
Speaker 3: Guys very soon. Now you can get Emma Horn on Instagram.
Speaker 5: At get Me.
Speaker 4: Yeah it's Emma Horn, but three ends in Horn right.
Speaker 2: Yeah, they'll probably look you up and go, oh you
Speaker 2: have seen one of her tiktoks at some stage hopefully.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 4: I reckon anyway, Love you.
Speaker 5: Love you too.
Speaker 3: We'll see you next week, guys, see you then catch
Speaker 3: them bait Is It just Me? Podcast by a couple
Speaker 3: of mitches. Make sure you've hit follow on your podcast.
Speaker 2: Welcome to add brief. This is our secret segment. On
Speaker 2: the end, we pretend the show is done, but it's
Speaker 2: not actually done. We keep talking shit. It's a secret
Speaker 2: from anyone that doesn't know about it obviously, including Emma.
Speaker 2: Can't you know, let her in on the secret if
Speaker 2: she doesn't know about.
Speaker 3: It now, because we all walked her out of the
Speaker 3: building and she's like, oh, I want to should we
Speaker 3: want to go and we can all leave, and I'm like, oh,
Speaker 3: we left something in this.
Speaker 2: If it's a guest who knows about the secret segment,
Speaker 2: they can stay exactly Ryan.
Speaker 3: If you know, you know, and if you don't, you're fucked.
Speaker 3: I watched her show, but she clearly hasn't listened to mine.
Speaker 3: Now I feel like she did, because sometimes you have
Speaker 3: to talk them through the Is it just me Bradley band? True?
Speaker 3: And she knew? She was like, no, I know, which
Speaker 3: makes me feel like she knew and she'd.
Speaker 4: Yeah, maybe she'd give it a listen.
Speaker 3: Who knows?
Speaker 2: You know how The show Class of Seven me now
Speaker 2: on Amazon Prime Video. Yeah, it's all about the ten
Speaker 2: year reunion. Yes, my ten year reunion is next year.
Speaker 2: Doesn't that mean that yours is this year?
Speaker 3: Yeah? Yeah, twenty twenty three is ten years. I graduated
Speaker 3: in twenty fifteen.
Speaker 4: Fuck, so you have to go to your reunion?
Speaker 3: Yeah? They want me to organize it.
Speaker 2: Okay, so you won't be going to the reunion. Then
Speaker 2: it just won't happen. It's going to be Why do you
Speaker 2: have to organize it because.
Speaker 3: I'm school captain. Oh that's so shit? Is that really?
Speaker 2: Who reached out to you and said it's on you
Speaker 2: to organize.
Speaker 3: I was at a wedding on the weekend and I
Speaker 3: was from like a school friend, and a whole bunch
Speaker 3: of them were there, and they're like, it's up to you,
Speaker 3: and I said, no, it's not. That's like getting Catneus
Speaker 3: Everdeen to fucking reunite the Pan Games of whatever fucking news.
Speaker 3: She did it, she won. She doesn't have to rally.
Speaker 2: Yeah, isn't it like an official school thing? They'd probably
Speaker 2: work in conjunction with you. But it's not solely on you,
Speaker 2: is it.
Speaker 3: No, it's not an official school thing. It's outside of
Speaker 3: the school. The schools don't organize the reunion. It's like
Speaker 3: we didn't even know. The school didn't even organize our
Speaker 3: formals or farewells.
Speaker 4: Oh your school sucked, Yeah it did.
Speaker 3: We won a local school.
Speaker 4: And wonder you got in power.
Speaker 3: Yes, they're idiots in power. I had no actual political power,
Speaker 3: you know that, right.
Speaker 4: I just I wouldn't know. I've never been a school
Speaker 4: captain influence.
Speaker 3: You didn't want to Who was your school captain? And
Speaker 3: what are they doing now? Well, it was weird.
Speaker 2: We had Kurt love it, but we basically had an
Speaker 2: understudy school captain because he spent so much of the
Speaker 2: year away playing hockey. Oh, he was like representing.
Speaker 3: So you had a vice captain.
Speaker 2: No, not officially, we just had one of the house
Speaker 2: captains would step in for him. I don't know, because
Speaker 2: there's four houses, you know, the Sporting house and whatever.
Speaker 2: I don't know why they chose one of those particular
Speaker 2: captains to be the understudy school captain, but he would
Speaker 2: always step in an assembling ship when Kurt was off
Speaker 2: hitting pucks or whatever you do with hockey.
Speaker 3: Hit and pussy. Well I was, yeah, Hitten, Not actually
Speaker 3: I was at that point. But you know, they want
Speaker 3: me to organize it. I don't even know where to start.
Speaker 2: I guess you wouldn't even remember the names of the
Speaker 2: people you went to school with, like you weld the
Speaker 2: no offense.
Speaker 3: But you're the worst person to organize it. No, I remember,
Speaker 3: I don't remember current things. My old memory is really good. No,
Speaker 3: that's the first time your phone's ever rung during a recording.
Speaker 4: In ringtime, it's also very loud.
Speaker 3: Sorry about that? Who is it? I don't know? Is
Speaker 3: that your ring tone?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Oh that's so uncreative, I know.
Speaker 5: I do.
Speaker 2: You want to know how tragic this is. I was
Speaker 2: rewatching Offspring and that was Nina's ringtone, and I remember
Speaker 2: that used to be back in the day. That used
Speaker 2: to be the generic ring tone. The iPhone came with
Speaker 2: y it's all you got? Yeah, well there it was option,
Speaker 2: but that was the generic one. Yeah, you're right, yeah,
Speaker 2: And I was like, do they still have that because
Speaker 2: that's not the.
Speaker 4: Default ringtone now the default ringtone?
Speaker 2: Now is this one?
Speaker 3: You said the default ringtone?
Speaker 4: Yeah, it says default next to it.
Speaker 2: But then if you scroll all the way down through
Speaker 2: all the ring tones as a section that says classic
Speaker 2: and you open that menu, it's all the old one.
Speaker 3: I play my play my Rimba, I love my Rimba.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, that was the default.
Speaker 2: But anyway, I heard Nina Proudman's ringtone on off Spring,
Speaker 2: this one and I was.
Speaker 3: Like, I kind of miss it. There's something nostalgic about it.
Speaker 4: So I made that my ring tone.
Speaker 3: Well, you know, I one of those dickheads that has
Speaker 3: a custom ring tone, do you yeah? This is mine? Really?
Speaker 4: Oh the thirty rock thing?
Speaker 3: Of course? How can I forget? But I've got custom
Speaker 3: from my family, so my dad calls. Yeah, why that
Speaker 3: hilarious when my mum calls of both Rachel or Becky calls.
Speaker 3: But that would have taken you forever.
Speaker 2: It's actually not as straightforward if you would think making
Speaker 2: custom ring tones these days.
Speaker 3: No, but I bought these from iTunes, so it's easy,
Speaker 3: easy because I'm like, oh, Hayden calls a good place.
Speaker 3: This is a good place. Okay.
Speaker 2: Well, I actually did fuck around and make a custom
Speaker 2: ring tone because whenever my friend Oscar texted me, I
Speaker 2: wanted to hear this it just him coughing. That took
Speaker 2: me at least half an hour. I had to download
Speaker 2: apples and lad to iTunes and shit, do it again.
Speaker 3: It's him coughing. That's a dangerous cough, is he? Okay,
Speaker 3: that's awful? Do you know what?
Speaker 2: It's a lot like you remember in the very first
Speaker 2: episode of this podcast, we did coughing fit Chicken.
Speaker 4: Yes, you used to be able.
Speaker 2: To do the best gutteral smokers cough on command, and
Speaker 2: somewhere along the line, you lost your charm.
Speaker 3: Oscar's lost it too. Isn't that funny?
Speaker 4: It's weird you to stop being able to fake it
Speaker 4: on a command.
Speaker 3: Maybe we were just ill.
Speaker 2: Well, maybe severely fucked up both of your lungs by
Speaker 2: asking you to do it at the drop of a hat.
Speaker 3: Yeah, if it's for.
Speaker 4: My entertainment, because I don't why I find it's so funny.
Speaker 3: You know, I've got custom text tones for everyone. That's
Speaker 3: how I know. Do I have one? So you know
Speaker 3: which one to ignore? No, I just mentally know who's
Speaker 3: teaxting me? What kind of matiaca you? Why doesn't your
Speaker 3: phone on was silent? It is most of the time.
Speaker 3: I just have an Apple Watch. I don't know, I
Speaker 3: know what you are.
Speaker 2: Oh, by the way, we did get a couple of
Speaker 2: things sent through the text line during the week, because
Speaker 2: you know how we want people to tell us what
Speaker 2: my rattle is, something I commonly say.
Speaker 3: Because mine was good call.
Speaker 4: Yes, you always say good call.
Speaker 3: Hi.
Speaker 2: Mitchell's Hannah from Regional WA. I've noticed that Mitchell Komb
Speaker 2: says that's gorgeous a lot interesting, which I do, and that,
Speaker 2: to be fair, I even noticed myself the other day
Speaker 2: that I say it too often. You do things that
Speaker 2: aren't fucking gorgeous. In the sliders, I'll say, oh, that's gorgeous.
Speaker 3: Like the other day I was.
Speaker 2: Buying a schnitzel at the pub and he's like, okay,
Speaker 2: a schnitzel and a raise. That'll be twenty two dollars,
Speaker 2: and I'll okay, great, and then I pay past my
Speaker 2: phone and then once it said approved, I went gorgeous,
Speaker 2: thank you. What's gorgeous about anything.
Speaker 4: That just occurred?
Speaker 3: Yeah, meinly Cunus is gorgeous, not your schitz Actually.
Speaker 2: That, to be fair that it was that shinzel was
Speaker 2: fucking gorgeous. So I'm not gonna lie.
Speaker 3: I'm with you on that. I find that odd.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's kind of like the word amazing that gets
Speaker 2: thrown them out of a lot, like hey, can you just
Speaker 2: print that offrom me amazing? Thank you? Like I just
Speaker 2: throw around gorgeous like it's nothing. But I have noticed
Speaker 2: that myself, So that's no surprise to me. Is it
Speaker 2: just me or has Coombs? This person didn't put their name,
Speaker 2: but it just says is it just me or has Coombs?
Speaker 2: Transitioned to say from saying Darlin to saying bub.
Speaker 3: Yes you have.
Speaker 2: It's not that I'm not saying Darlin anymore, but I
Speaker 2: definitely have started saying bub ironically bub by accident. I
Speaker 2: used to say it as a joke, like, oh yeah, right,
Speaker 2: I bub, But now I actually call people that, like
Speaker 2: thanks bub whenever someone calls for an Is it just you?
Speaker 3: You do you say it all the time? Yeah, I
Speaker 3: don't get I've started saying honey because Laura of Herne
Speaker 3: how I work with, says hi, honey, and I now
Speaker 3: say it and I think it's nice. It's endearing. Hi honey,
Speaker 3: Oh honey, someone's sad. Say it again.
Speaker 4: I'm trying to decide whether you can pull it off.
Speaker 3: Say something sad. Hi.
Speaker 4: My name's Shan.
Speaker 3: I've been broken up with. Oh honey, listen.
Speaker 4: I think what you need to do is yeah, okay,
Speaker 4: that sounded sincere.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it depends on the tone.
Speaker 4: I don't reckon I could pull it off.
Speaker 3: Try. My name is Shan and my possum of a
Speaker 3: partner left me at a pub. Oh honey. Yeah, No,
Speaker 3: it doesn't work much with you. That's why I go bob.
Speaker 3: I hate love. Sorry, about that bub. I hate Dahl.
Speaker 3: I've got a friend Dal's self. That's deprecating dull no doll, Yes, yes, yeah,
Speaker 3: completely agree Dhal Dahl. Big distinction wasn't Amel lovely? What
Speaker 3: a sweetheart she is? Oh my god, absolutely gorgeous. I've
Speaker 3: done it again. Gorgeous. She's gorgeous, but she is.
Speaker 4: She is gorgeous.
Speaker 3: She is erratic as well, like a bit scattered, and
Speaker 3: I love it.
Speaker 4: But not too much.
Speaker 3: No, it's like good.
Speaker 2: I find guests that are a bit all over the shop,
Speaker 2: as I know, you really really challenging. But that wasn't
Speaker 2: a challenge. It was like it was chaotic, but not
Speaker 2: so much that I couldn't keep up. It was actually perfect.
Speaker 2: That's my no offense. But that's my favorite guest we've
Speaker 2: had in nowhile or one of I should say.
Speaker 3: Well, Mitch.
Speaker 2: Sean was brilliant for a different reason, and Sean's fantastic, but.
Speaker 3: Love, we're friends with Sean. It's different. You're a friends
Speaker 3: with them, so it is different when you're not meeting
Speaker 3: them for the first time. Yeah, you know, but you know,
Speaker 3: we will debrief after a guest when they leave, and
Speaker 3: we will you know, we'll give them a ranking of sorts,
Speaker 3: won't we? I guess so we do. It's true.
Speaker 2: Well, sometimes when we're mid record, I'll just shoot you
Speaker 2: a certain look, and you know exactly what that look means.
Speaker 2: That look means we're never fucking getting this person on
Speaker 2: the podcast ever again. Yep.
Speaker 3: Or you've got a look that means rap. Move on, like,
Speaker 3: don't ask any more fucking questions.
Speaker 2: Well, sometimes you don't catch that glance and I have
Speaker 2: to text you and say, wrap it up?
Speaker 1: He does?
Speaker 5: You text me?
Speaker 2: Oh, you just searched wrap in your message search.
Speaker 4: You'd find so many for me to wrap.
Speaker 3: Now better, it'll be clouded by me asking Hayden. If
Speaker 3: he also wants a Maca's rap, it'd be all food.
Speaker 3: I've just searched wrap. Hayden says, not enough raps for
Speaker 3: gosle mate, because do you want to rap? Says Hayden. Mom, Oh,
Speaker 3: we're just having barbecue chicken wraps. I'm telling you it's
Speaker 3: all food.
Speaker 2: I'm a slap for a rap. I had a wrap
Speaker 2: for breakfast and I had raps for lunch.
Speaker 3: Isn't it funny that we called a rap. It's not
Speaker 3: what the product is, it's the act of what you're doing,
Speaker 3: like you're you just you wrap, You're wrapping it like
Speaker 3: it's not a bitcher bread or or a flat bread.
Speaker 2: It's like if you want a cup of tea, you're
Speaker 2: not gonna say, can I have a paw? Totally exactly right.
Speaker 2: What else do you call something?
Speaker 3: The act? You know? I'm trying to say, what's another flag?
Speaker 2: You wouldn't say, oh, can I have be a drive?
Speaker 3: Keith? Yes you no, of course not. I got to
Speaker 3: go move the drive. In Melbourne they say sausage instead
Speaker 3: of sausage sizzle. They say sandwich in bread, sausage and bread,
Speaker 3: sausage in bread, which is fucked.
Speaker 2: I part of my comedy show last year, I did
Speaker 2: a whole bit about people bumpuffing cigaret other bees back
Speaker 2: the bee. Oh yeah, why does that always happen? In
Speaker 2: eighty de brief? Have you figured out the source of
Speaker 2: the buzzings?
Speaker 4: Aimlessly?
Speaker 3: Kick under there? Didn't kick anything? Oh okay, stop kicking
Speaker 3: now that was so bad. Imagine if we went off
Speaker 3: here the panels rode from the desk.
Speaker 4: Okay, that didn't happen anyway, What was I saying? Fuck?
Speaker 3: Rose from the rose from Titanic. I don't think I
Speaker 3: was your comedy wrote show.
Speaker 2: There was a whole thing in my comedy show last
Speaker 2: year about people who bumpuff cigarettes like they take an inhale,
Speaker 2: but they don't actually inhale deeply enough for it to
Speaker 2: have an impact. They just let the smoke into their
Speaker 2: cheeks and then blow it out. That's a waste of
Speaker 2: a cigarette. Yes, And at the Melbourne Comedy Festival I
Speaker 2: said people who bumpuff and everyone just looked at me blankly,
Speaker 2: and I was like.
Speaker 4: Please tell me, you know what that is?
Speaker 2: And then I explained what I was describing and they said, oh,
Speaker 2: we call that bum sucking. I was like, oh, that's better.
Speaker 2: That's way more fucking classy than bum puffy.
Speaker 3: Wait, in Victoria, a bum puff is a bum suck.
Speaker 2: That's apparently, that's what one of them said. That's fucked,
Speaker 2: but they also don't call okay. After the Melbourne shows,
Speaker 2: I added a whole bit into the comedy show about
Speaker 2: fucked things that people in Melbourne stay. Yeah, so let's
Speaker 2: just say you're in public and you think fucker could
Speaker 2: go a water, don't want to go to the convenience
Speaker 2: or and pay for a bottle. I'm just going to
Speaker 2: go to this public thing that I can easily access water.
Speaker 4: What do you call that thing in public water?
Speaker 3: Oh, a bubbler? Thank you.
Speaker 4: They call it a drinking tap.
Speaker 3: Very literally. In Melbourne, I they are, they are.
Speaker 2: They may as well call shoes hard socks. They're that
Speaker 2: fucking literal. What else was there there was? Okay, let's
Speaker 2: just say you're going to school and on this particular
Speaker 2: day at school, in exchange for a gold coin donation,
Speaker 2: you are not required to wear your uniform. What do
Speaker 2: you call that day?
Speaker 3: It's mufty day, musty day. Thank you.
Speaker 2: Yes, they call it free dress day. Very literal, yeah
Speaker 2: they are. But also it's not there's a gold coin donation, bitch,
Speaker 2: it's not for you. Last time, I I can't remember
Speaker 2: what else there was.
Speaker 3: That's funny, And now I've heard a couple of those.
Speaker 2: And that whole bit in my comedy show I had
Speaker 2: to actually ask. I had to speak to Petho here
Speaker 2: because he's from Melbourne and I know that he says
Speaker 2: all this shit that's incorrect, and I'm like, hey, give
Speaker 2: me a few examples so I can roast you on stage.
Speaker 3: Another thing I didn't even realize that Melbourne had a
Speaker 3: different accent to Sydney. There is a you can tell
Speaker 3: there's a different as.
Speaker 2: They can't even pronounce their own city. No, they say
Speaker 2: Melbourne Albert.
Speaker 3: The E letter in every word is pronounced a.
Speaker 4: Yeah, A cardinal George Pale yeah?
Speaker 3: Or oh, what are you gonna have a dinner? Let's
Speaker 3: check the menu. Oh, I haven't noticed that much, man Manu.
Speaker 3: Maybe they're talking about Manu Fidell from My Kitchen Rules.
Speaker 3: Who knows? Yeah, check them in thew Listen that Emma
Speaker 3: girl really burnt me out. I'm exhausted, you know when
Speaker 3: you like you just oh so point of no return.
Speaker 2: It was like being high for you then, because you
Speaker 2: went feral for a bit, like oh, in the time
Speaker 2: it took us before add breach to take it downstairs.
Speaker 4: You went feral, and now you're coming down.
Speaker 1: No, mm hmm, hope relody.
Speaker 4: All right, Well we can go.
Speaker 2: Jenna's all right, yeah, God, first time getting COVID, poor thing.
Speaker 3: She'll be fine.
Speaker 4: Should we call her and ask if she needs us
Speaker 4: to drop anything off?
Speaker 3: Now let's just wrap up the show and I we'll
Speaker 3: call her and so she can do her part.
Speaker 4: Oh, the synchronized bit. Yeah, you guys do.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I feel compelled call her, but I feel compelled
Speaker 2: to ask her if she needs me to drop anything
Speaker 2: off while I'm here compelled. Yes, I do feel compelled.
Speaker 2: She must be going through hell. Darling wonder if her
Speaker 2: apartment has a rancid cat smell.
Speaker 3: Who Open Yourself Health? Hello, Hello, Jenna? Is this Jenna
Speaker 3: Benson speaking? Yes, this is Paul Tale from New Self
Speaker 3: Male's Health. How are you feeling. We understand you recently
Speaker 3: diagnosed with a coronavirus.
Speaker 7: Yes, that's true. I'm feeling a bit off. Yeah, I'm okay.
Speaker 3: Now we hear you work with the radio program Johnson
Speaker 3: and Amanda. I've researched the recent drop in their ratings.
Speaker 3: Would that be due to the fact that you're absent
Speaker 3: during coronavirus infection?
Speaker 7: Well, I actually went on.
Speaker 3: Delirium is a common symptom of false thoughts and lies.
Speaker 3: Generally can understand. Google your thoughts here and it says
Speaker 3: you have a net worth of over fourteen million. You
Speaker 3: don't actually fall into the category for public health and
Speaker 3: considering you have a service suite as your living quarters,
Speaker 3: service nothing we can actually offer you from the state government. However,
Speaker 3: Bronwin Bishop would luck to provide with a helicopter for
Speaker 3: private use.
Speaker 7: Are you so much?
Speaker 3: It's on its way now, so just let us know
Speaker 3: that it arrives.
Speaker 1: Please, thank you.
Speaker 7: I can't see it, I believe.
Speaker 3: I can hear it through the phone. You to you.
Speaker 3: There's anything else we can help you with today, Jenna,
Speaker 3: the pilot has just told me that you're getting on
Speaker 3: the plane. Is that correct?
Speaker 7: Correct? I'm walking on now.
Speaker 3: Good bye, Jenna. I was just getting quiet, of course,
Speaker 3: because she's leaving.
Speaker 2: Put it back on now, Jenna, Hello, do you know
Speaker 2: anything dropped off seeing as you're isolating?
Speaker 7: No, I've pretty much got everything I need.
Speaker 3: You've got your think you've got your vitamin C.
Speaker 7: Yes, I do. Actually I thought some ages ago when
Speaker 7: because I never got COVID, I've just had it sitting there,
Speaker 7: so now I can finally use it.
Speaker 4: Oh my god, you doomsday prepped before you got COVID.
Speaker 3: That's really Jenna. What are your symptoms?
Speaker 7: Sore throat like, block to nose, hot and cold, croaky voice.
Speaker 3: You've vaccinated?
Speaker 2: Yes, yes, and so you tested positive today, which means
Speaker 2: if you're doing a full seven days of isolation, you
Speaker 2: probably won't be here next week.
Speaker 3: Is that correct?
Speaker 2: Oh, we don't.
Speaker 7: We don't know that because.
Speaker 3: It's not with the law to do full seven days now,
Speaker 3: is it.
Speaker 7: No, But I could test negative before then, which I'm.
Speaker 6: Hoping to do.
Speaker 4: Okay, well, then we will see you next week.
Speaker 3: Also, Jenny, your rat test, we saw the image of
Speaker 3: it was really strong, like it was a red line.
Speaker 2: Which it was almost like she fudged it.
Speaker 3: Yes, and a ruler yeah, which makes me feel me.
Speaker 7: To film myself doing one.
Speaker 2: Save your energy, Jenna, No, you must really have it.
Speaker 2: Those are some fucking dense red lines on that rat test.
Speaker 6: Yeah, and it came up.
Speaker 7: It came up instantly, like you know how the liquid
Speaker 7: goes up and the line just appeared.
Speaker 3: I'm like, what, Yeah, that happened to me too. How
Speaker 3: long did it take instantly? Yeah, that's what she did. Yes,
Speaker 3: going to take.
Speaker 7: Instantly?
Speaker 3: Yeah, So would you say it was instant?
Speaker 7: Yeah, I'd say instant, like right.
Speaker 4: Away pretty much straight away.
Speaker 7: I'd say, I'd say yeah.
Speaker 3: To ask how long it took, you'd probably.
Speaker 7: Say I'd probably say instantly.
Speaker 2: Interesting, if you had to estimate a time in terms
Speaker 2: of seconds, was it just like right away?
Speaker 7: I'd say, like straight away.
Speaker 4: Don't even bother put the stop Watch down aushole. You
Speaker 4: don't need it.
Speaker 7: It was instant, yeah, right, just instantly, just straight away.
Speaker 3: Do you have a favorite variety of coffee? Jenna? What
Speaker 3: I wanted to just say instant. I didn't get that
Speaker 3: joke either.
Speaker 7: I got COVID break.
Speaker 3: It would have been great if she'd pick that up.
Speaker 3: And why did you take a test? We you Sniffley?
Speaker 6: Yeah?
Speaker 7: I just felt like I was like I had a
Speaker 7: little cold. I took one on the weekend as well,
Speaker 7: and I was fine and it was negative. And then
Speaker 7: I saw it last night. Oh I'm getting a bit
Speaker 7: of a fever. What's going on here? I was fine,
Speaker 7: and then this morning.
Speaker 4: You crash really quick.
Speaker 7: Yeah, it happens. It happened instantly.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Well, Jenna, even though you're feeling shit, we hope this
Speaker 2: podcast made you feel at least three percent better today.
Speaker 4: That's all. So what was that half speed?
Speaker 3: Shit? Can you try that again?
Speaker 7: Yeah? Okay, let's do it.
Speaker 6: Okay, one, so we don't we do?
Speaker 4: No give up?
Speaker 2: Maybe I'm getting COVID because can you hear how husky
Speaker 2: my voice is today?
Speaker 6: Yeah?
Speaker 7: Shit, it is pretty husky.
Speaker 4: Well, yes, we do. Hope it made you feel three
Speaker 4: percent better. We're out of here.
Speaker 3: We'll see you guys next week for our last episode
Speaker 3: for a little bit, because we'll be back. Don't worry.
Speaker 3: We'll have a two week break ish and then we'll
Speaker 3: come back straight after.
Speaker 4: Yeah, but hey, if you're missing us during that break.
Speaker 2: That break also coincides with this year's Melbourne Comedy Festival
Speaker 2: shows for me, so tickets on my Instagram go to
Speaker 2: the link of my buyer. Please if you want to
Speaker 2: come along in Melbourne, I'll see you there.
Speaker 3: I see him live or it will see you next week.
Speaker 5: My mam, is it just me podcast by a couple
Speaker 5: of mitches?
Speaker 1: Sure you've hit follow on your podcast app?
Speaker 7: Mm hmm