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Speaker 1: Christ Christian o'connald's show podcast. Let me tell you about

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Speaker 1: the illicit lunch I had yesterday. You know, sometimes do

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Speaker 1: you do this? Okay? Where or sorry? I don't want

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Speaker 1: to get you in trouble. People might be listening. Just

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Speaker 1: a friend of yours, ever do this where you'll have

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Speaker 1: a cheeky, unauthorized off the book's lunch. Just just buy yourself.

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Speaker 2: I know friends who do that.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, that your other half doesn't know about because otherwise

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Speaker 1: they say, trying to save money this month, or eat

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Speaker 1: healthy you've got those leftovers tea.

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Speaker 2: Or my friend just gets accused of throwing the whole

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Speaker 2: day out of whack, like, oh well, now when are

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Speaker 2: we eating lunch wines? Didn't we?

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Speaker 1: If you've got a big lunch for yourself, you know,

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Speaker 1: where's no point going.

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Speaker 3: Out for pizza at R five? Yeah? That yesterday the

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Speaker 3: night before.

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Speaker 1: So I normally have to bring leftovers and you might

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Speaker 1: have seen them to have for lunch yesterday my wife

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Speaker 1: because sunday's rushing around him.

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Speaker 3: My wife said, I'll sort your Monday lunch out. Don't worry.

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Speaker 1: There's some leftover salmon that I'll put together with a salad.

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Speaker 1: Eight Monday that is a Monday, okay.

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Speaker 3: So yesterday I look at it, right and I'm like,

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Speaker 3: this Monday, I can't, I can't do this.

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Speaker 1: And so yes, on the way home, I pulled over

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Speaker 1: a near a bin in Saint Kilda, right, emptied the

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Speaker 1: old salmon salad in there. Drove to another place in

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Speaker 1: Kilda where they do an amazing spicy meatball sub.

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Speaker 2: You're an adult version of the kid who throws away

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Speaker 2: sandwich at school.

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Speaker 3: I was aware of this. I used to do this

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Speaker 3: at fourteen.

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Speaker 1: I'm now forty seven, all right, And so I went

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Speaker 1: to the place is Sint Kilda, Okay, ordered this amazing

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Speaker 1: spicy meatball sub right.

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Speaker 3: It is so good. Ate it in the car just

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Speaker 3: you know, you were so happy. This is enlightenment. This

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Speaker 3: is Navana. This right now is probably the happiest I'll

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Speaker 3: ever be this week. And I'm there, you know, actually

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Speaker 3: salibrating God. That is perfection.

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Speaker 1: And as I got back out, I stuck my head

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Speaker 1: in the shot went thank the chef.

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Speaker 3: That was amazing. You know, no one looks around and

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Speaker 3: go thank the like, who is that idiot? Anyway?

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Speaker 1: I just I wante my lips, okay, and I destroyed

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Speaker 1: the emence put all the paper and the way.

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Speaker 3: It's the perfect crime.

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Speaker 1: I go home and my wife's there and she goes, oh,

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Speaker 1: come here, let's have a hug. And immediately I'm not, Oh,

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Speaker 1: she's going to know. They know, they know, like they

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Speaker 1: can smell a woman on you. They know, right, And

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Speaker 1: she's my wife has got a really strong sense of smell.

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Speaker 3: And as I'm going into the hug, I'm like, you

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Speaker 3: know when they say you've got to just sell the light,

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Speaker 3: I can't. Already I'm starting to get nervous.

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Speaker 2: Yea, there's lipstick on your color and she's coming in

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Speaker 2: and she can see it.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, there's food grease, there's meatball sauce on their shirt.

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Speaker 3: Anyway, as you come in, she goes, and I'm like,

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Speaker 3: oh god, oh god, I'm doomed. I feel like confessing

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Speaker 3: right when I've been the seven, So I don't. She goes,

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Speaker 3: this is what she says.

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Speaker 1: She goes, what have you been easy?

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Speaker 3: I almost break down in tears. What you know when

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Speaker 3: you voice changed? She goes, you smell f I can smell.

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Speaker 1: I can smell garlic on you, something spicy, that's.

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Speaker 3: Not the salmon salad I made. I I'm sorry, this

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Speaker 3: is Monday. Was hungry spicy meatball sup.

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Speaker 1: Imagine if you saw a guy just put up suddenly

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Speaker 1: get out of his car with a sad ass tupperware,

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Speaker 1: empty a salmon salad out of the tup, w into

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Speaker 1: bin to make sure that that tupp was turned back

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Speaker 1: into the car. You think, what a loser. That guy

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Speaker 1: is clearly married and empty out his lunch to go

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Speaker 1: and get something more advertised.

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Speaker 2: You made me feel like the meatball sub actually, so

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Speaker 2: you're gonna give me the players.

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Speaker 3: I want to go so good.

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Speaker 1: It's a spicy meatball sub and even though I knew

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Speaker 1: that it will be terrible if I got caught out.

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Speaker 1: It's a bit like Andy and Shawshank Redemption when he

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Speaker 1: breaks into that office and listens to that classical music

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Speaker 1: song that was me yesterday at midday, just sat in

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Speaker 1: the car eating it, going this is freedom.

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Speaker 2: And then the other thing that Andy does, like when

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Speaker 2: he's putting the pebbles through his pants and walk they

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Speaker 2: fall out his leg. You can do that with the

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Speaker 2: rapper of your meat bull as you walk around the

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Speaker 2: band and.

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Speaker 3: The receipt as well, and all the rapper as well.

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Speaker 2: Do you have a separate bank account. Oh yeah, see,

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Speaker 2: the only reason I.

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Speaker 3: Eye in the sky, they see it all.

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Speaker 2: The only reason I kept the separate bank account is

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Speaker 2: because I was worried about the fast food charges that

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Speaker 2: would be seen.

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Speaker 3: So do you pay for that? Are hidden fund? Jackie boys? Sneaky?

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Speaker 3: How have you got away with that? How many has

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Speaker 3: you been married?

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Speaker 2: I keep saying I'm going to close that bank account

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Speaker 2: because I really don't need it. But I say, oh,

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Speaker 2: like the Spotify's linked to it. I think the Netflix

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Speaker 2: is linked to it.

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Speaker 3: The tax man And is that what you set your

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Speaker 3: ruber eats up to?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, yep, wow, we that is the first time I'm

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Speaker 1: not actually gonna that is. What I need to do

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Speaker 1: is get one. But if I serah know, if I'm

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Speaker 1: now putting funds into a separate count, because especially if

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Speaker 1: it's only like sort of forty two dollars a week

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Speaker 1: and stuff like that, you know it's for the spicy

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Speaker 1: meatballs sub Accountany

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