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Speaker 1: Hey, everybody, it's time for Jones.

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Speaker 2: You have a man's cutting room flow. Everybody, it's time

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Speaker 2: for Jones. He a man that's cutting room flow down

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Speaker 2: on the cutting room floor.

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Speaker 1: And there's been a big discussion going around all the

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Speaker 1: water coolers of the world.

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Speaker 3: This is man versus gorilla. This is the thing. My

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Speaker 3: sons were talking about this during the week, and I've

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Speaker 3: seen since then it's been absolutely everywhere social media users

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Speaker 3: have been debating who would win in a hypothetical matchup

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Speaker 3: one gorilla versus one hundred men. You know what this

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Speaker 3: comes from. I think remember a while ago was that

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Speaker 3: whole thing about could a man land a plane? Men

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Speaker 3: think they can. You thought you could run a race horse,

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Speaker 3: not us over ten meters straight out.

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Speaker 2: Of the block box.

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Speaker 1: Because I'm a man and I'm smart, so I distract

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Speaker 1: the horse with something not dressed up like bugs bunny, right,

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Speaker 1: you would as.

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Speaker 3: A woman, you would outrun a horse.

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Speaker 2: The horse goes ogre.

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Speaker 3: Remember that whole thing also about whether men could outrun

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Speaker 3: a bear. Men have been practicing their heads how they

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Speaker 3: do a big zig zag to get away from a bear.

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Speaker 2: I don't know if women think about this, but wherever

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Speaker 2: I go.

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Speaker 1: I'm always thinking what would I do with a terrorist

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Speaker 1: slash horse slash bear comes into this room.

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Speaker 3: Well, you can relax because I'm looking around and I

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Speaker 3: think you're quite safe. Though the guide's watering the plants

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Speaker 3: is outside. Be careful of him.

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Speaker 2: Him he's going to suck the oxygen the room.

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Speaker 3: Experts agree that one gorilla is stronger than one man.

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Speaker 3: What you'd have to do is that. See I heard

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Speaker 3: my son's debate this Yep saying, oh, goon, I could

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Speaker 3: take on a gorilla, you know, because Jack said people

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Speaker 3: underestimate how strong a man is. I said I would.

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Speaker 3: You would be ripped limb from limb. You'd be rippled

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Speaker 3: him for limb. So this is why men wouldn't be

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Speaker 3: able to do it, because they'd have to strategize. Women,

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Speaker 3: I think could strategize. They've said here. The only way

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Speaker 3: it could happen is if men were in a circle

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Speaker 3: somehow around it and strategized to tire the gorilla out.

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Speaker 3: Men would have to coordinate their behavior. No one be

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Speaker 3: a hero here, work together to tire the gorilla out.

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Speaker 2: I think there have to be a stax on thing.

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Speaker 3: What's happening?

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Speaker 1: Remembers, did you ever do stacks on because you're a girl,

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Speaker 1: stacks on someone on the footy field falls over or

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Speaker 1: is on the ground, and then everyone says.

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Speaker 3: Stacks on or jump on. But how do you get

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Speaker 3: the gorilla on the ground.

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Speaker 1: Well, that's the thing stacks on, So the gorilla would

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Speaker 1: have to fall down. So in principle your tiring out

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Speaker 1: thing would work. So somehow you get the gorilla to

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Speaker 1: How would you tire out a gorilla? Maybe get him

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Speaker 1: moving around.

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Speaker 3: Make him watch the floor? That TV show.

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Speaker 2: Could do it that way, but the floor's rating very well.

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Speaker 2: It takes ages.

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Speaker 3: It takes eight.

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Speaker 2: So yes, okay, so you put the floor off.

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Speaker 3: And make him watch at night after time and he's

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Speaker 3: tied or.

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Speaker 2: Distracted because he's engaged by Roger courses.

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Speaker 3: It could happen DAP a ways.

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Speaker 1: And then the gorilla is it starts to feel a

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Speaker 1: bit sleepy, falls on the ground, stacks on.

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Speaker 3: And would you be the first person to jump on?

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Speaker 2: Being the first stacks on is a tough one. You've got.

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Speaker 2: When the stacks on happens, someone else is going to do.

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Speaker 1: You have to have a phalanx of everyone on the

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Speaker 1: stacks on, and then other people come from nowhere.

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Speaker 2: I've been involved in a stacks on where people have

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Speaker 2: come from up with other suburbs.

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Speaker 3: And then at the end of the stacks on, who

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Speaker 3: steps out and steps back to let the gorilla revive?

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Speaker 3: He's had to rest, he's ready for watch more of

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Speaker 3: the floor comes back and rips you limb from limb.

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Speaker 2: You don't want to get him to revive.

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Speaker 3: No, that's but you know you don't want him to.

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Speaker 3: But what if he does? He just stacks on? He

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Speaker 3: like in the playground. You know they're the rules. You've

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Speaker 3: been swamped. A gorilla doesn't know that.

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Speaker 2: What I usually learned from that is then we all

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Speaker 2: get set down of the principles.

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Speaker 3: Maybe the gorilla goes to the principal's office and said

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Speaker 3: they started.

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Speaker 2: He's bully.

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Speaker 3: This has been escalated.

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Speaker 1: Now.

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Speaker 3: I saw one recently tenth one said all right, effort

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Speaker 3: ten thousand gorillas, yes, versus one million men. And it's

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Speaker 3: a computerized thing. And the men addressed as mid management metrosexuals.

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Speaker 3: They've got shirts and jumpers and they're running at them

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Speaker 3: and the gorillas are just ripping them limb from limb,

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Speaker 3: and the men it's flying into the air. There wasn't

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Speaker 3: any strategy involved. It was just stacks on.

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Speaker 2: I think when anytime life presents you a hazard or

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Speaker 2: trustle stacks on, stacks on.

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Speaker 3: And then I saw a T shirt that said I'm

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Speaker 3: not a gorilla, but I can beat off a million men.

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Speaker 2: Were you wearing that?

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Speaker 1: Was it?

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Speaker 2: In a mirror?

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Speaker 3: Good like everyone?

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Speaker 2: Okay, kids, that's it for today.

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Speaker 1: Come back tomorrow from Love Jonesy and Amanda's cutting room

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Speaker 1: flow