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Speaker 1: Quest.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, welcome friends to the Christian o'connells show podcast.

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Speaker 3: Wanted to call us up and play an irritating or

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Speaker 3: annoying instrument down the phone nine four one four one

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Speaker 3: o four three. It's because yesterday we're actually debating what

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Speaker 3: is the worst sounding instrument, the violin or the recorder.

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Speaker 3: Jat went, No, hold my beer, it's actually a clarinet.

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Speaker 3: The big one I want to hear is the clarinet.

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Speaker 4: I would love to hear a squeaky clarinet.

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Speaker 3: So and imagine there'd be some mom and dad's right

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Speaker 3: now where they're kids. I bet having clarinet lessons. Get

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Speaker 3: them to go and get the clarinet and play it

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Speaker 3: down the phone to us nine one o four three.

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Speaker 3: Wendy is a listener of Answer. She has a cat

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Speaker 3: meowing piano. I didn't know you could buy such an instrument,

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Speaker 3: but anyway, she's played a song on it.

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Speaker 1: She even gets the song one two three four. I

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Speaker 1: love this. I want a song every day next week

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Speaker 1: from Wendy. Don't we all want that? Liver?

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Speaker 5: Let work.

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Speaker 1: Great? What a great way I reckon. Eve McCartney would

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Speaker 1: love this version of get Back.

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Speaker 3: That is brilliant. Very very very powerful, then, Patsy, is

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Speaker 3: this already on.

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Speaker 4: The viols on the violin?

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Speaker 1: Don't tell me that the count is worse than that.

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Speaker 6: Is that time of the year they're learning like Christmas cars.

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Speaker 4: Scarce nnah Alway just murdering Rudolf.

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Speaker 5: I think.

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Speaker 4: It's so sharp.

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Speaker 1: Yeah it is. It's that fingers down a chalkboard, isn't it? Sharon?

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Speaker 1: Good morning, Good morning?

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Speaker 6: How are you?

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Speaker 1: I'm good, Sharon. So what instruments of terror have you

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Speaker 1: got for us?

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Speaker 6: I've had the training pipes, of bag pipes.

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Speaker 1: I don't know. There's a training thing before you can

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Speaker 1: graduate to the big pipes. The bagpipes exactly.

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Speaker 6: You've got to practice on the on the training part

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Speaker 6: before they give you the big pipes.

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Speaker 1: And what's that called, Sharon?

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Speaker 6: Well, I've always called it a chantra or a chantra

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Speaker 6: And if you got it, there I do. I have

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Speaker 6: not picked this up in almost twenty years.

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Speaker 3: Perfect for this today we want awful noise, awful noise

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Speaker 3: down the phone on a Friday on this show.

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Speaker 1: All right, Shan, when are you ready give it a play?

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Speaker 6: Yep? Lost it?

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Speaker 1: Bradiant, well done.

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Speaker 4: Lost it.

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Speaker 3: It sounds like some old eighties computer game that someone

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Speaker 3: trod on and went into demo modes that is yet,

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Speaker 3: can we have that one more time, please, Sharon, just

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Speaker 3: to see if that was a one off flute that

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Speaker 3: it was that bad or can you do it on command?

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Speaker 1: Off you go, Sharon?

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Speaker 6: Is that bad?

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Speaker 1: One more time?

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Speaker 3: Oh Sharon, that is a great one to be you will, Yeah,

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Speaker 3: shann We'll send you a prize for that. Thank you

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Speaker 3: very much, Thank you very much. All right, stay with

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Speaker 3: us because we have of avozaila. Do you remember those

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Speaker 3: from the World Cup quite a few years ago? Irritating, irritating,

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Speaker 3: annoying sound. We got one live next. This is the

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Speaker 3: Christian o'connells show podcast Open Invitation. This morning we caught

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Speaker 3: us up play an irritating or annoying instrument over the phone.

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Speaker 1: Let's go to Wendy. Now came one in Wendy.

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Speaker 5: Good morning Christians. How are you?

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Speaker 1: I'm good Wendy. So are you South African? No, I'm not.

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Speaker 1: I'm mouzie okay. And how do you have azilah?

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Speaker 3: Because I seem to remember these ruining the twenty ten

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Speaker 3: World Cup in South Africa.

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Speaker 5: Oh it's my husband. He is English but he lived

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Speaker 5: in South Africa, and he has two half sisters here

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Speaker 5: in South Africa, so one of them kindly brought one

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Speaker 5: over for a visit one time, and yeah, we've still

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Speaker 5: got it.

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Speaker 1: How did border patrol let that? That's so good?

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Speaker 3: That's so good, like bringing COVID into the quarantine anymore?

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Speaker 3: With Sailor, I remember there were like fights in the

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Speaker 3: stairs because people check the team on. Someone's playing that

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Speaker 3: monotonal horn in their ear behind them.

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Speaker 4: It was so annoying to watch on TV.

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Speaker 1: It's like kind of horrible honking noise.

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Speaker 2: So foo's I'm just reading here. Foovis was not banned

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Speaker 2: at the twenty ten World Cup, so that was the

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Speaker 2: year that we all heard it. But then after backlash

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Speaker 2: from the global community for banded for any upcoming tournaments.

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Speaker 1: All right, so Wendy, have you got one?

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Speaker 5: Now, I've got one right here.

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Speaker 1: If you go, let's flash back to twenty ten.

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Speaker 4: This is not what I read.

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Speaker 1: Have you got sinus, hey fever?

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Speaker 4: It sounded like you just had a funnel.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, it didn't sound like that.

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Speaker 5: It's like a long yellow funnel.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, but we remember being different.

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Speaker 3: When do you obviously cannot you just so sighing into it.

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Speaker 1: Can your husband play it?

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Speaker 5: Just have to get on and then blow up. Christian,

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Speaker 5: you probably have to give it a go.

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Speaker 1: I'll be all right. Thank you, all right, Wendy, thank

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Speaker 1: you very much. She cool.

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Speaker 5: Thanks, Christian, have a good day.

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Speaker 1: We're not at the World Cup. You're listening to the

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Speaker 1: Christian O Carl's Show podcast.

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Speaker 3: This trust isn't the only thing to go this week.

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Speaker 3: She remember a couple of days ago, everyone's up in

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Speaker 3: arms about bomb. Bureau of Metarology want to become the bureau.

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Speaker 3: They've now decided they've reversed said that we can refer

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Speaker 3: to them however way we want. They spent two hundred

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Speaker 3: thousand dollars including a consultant and then the cost of

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Speaker 3: rebranding forty eight hours later to go, we don't want to.

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Speaker 1: Be known as a bureau.

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Speaker 3: You can call us bomb or now whatever you want.

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Speaker 3: What they lasted shorten this trust and the.

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Speaker 2: Does the government agency even go for a reband anyway.

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Speaker 2: We're not cares shopping with a bit.

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Speaker 4: Prinkly because they you know, they're a serious bureau.

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Speaker 2: They want to be referred to us.

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Speaker 3: But the bomb what everyone took the weather seriously, especially

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Speaker 3: in this country. What we've been through over the last

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Speaker 3: couple years. No one took them as a clown organization?

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Speaker 3: Are they the circus? Your trained performance to people we

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Speaker 3: see on TV? All right, so we got the big one,

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Speaker 3: Nicholas on the line. You know we're talking this morning,

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Speaker 3: then you can call up the show and playing irritating

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Speaker 3: musical instrument over the phone. We've had a really bad

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Speaker 3: viver sailor played reasonably well. It's terrifying, but played badly

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Speaker 3: with someone who's emptying their nose down.

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Speaker 1: It's what we've had.

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Speaker 3: We've got Nicola, Good morning, Nicola, good morning. So Nicola,

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Speaker 3: have you got a clarinet?

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Speaker 6: Yeah, my daughter Charlotte's been playing for the last couple

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Speaker 6: of months and it's as bad as you think it

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Speaker 6: would be.

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Speaker 1: Spoken like a great mother.

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Speaker 4: For anything you have to do through a period of practice.

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Speaker 3: Any gene must have been terrible when he first started,

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Speaker 3: and then just a bit less terrible when.

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Speaker 1: He became a style.

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Speaker 3: Potentially, so Nicola, when she's rehearsing at home, it must be.

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Speaker 1: Quite hard to hear that it is.

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Speaker 6: But you know, these are trials and tribulations I guess

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Speaker 6: of being a parent. I mean, you just have to

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Speaker 6: assume it eventually over time, then it will get.

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Speaker 1: All right, so is Charlotte. They're ready to play.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, sal it's right here next to me, and we've

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Speaker 6: got the scene from the New World Symphony by divorgejacquescon.

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Speaker 3: Oh my god, we're about to play that in five

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Speaker 3: minutes time. It's that Amanda rock yep. But we get

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Speaker 3: you to do it now. We don't need to cue that.

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Speaker 3: And please thank your daughter Charlotte for doing this as well.

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Speaker 6: Wonderful shall do so you ready to go, Charlotte, Yeah.

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Speaker 3: Oh my god, that was very amazing. That is the

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Speaker 3: best clarinet plane I've ever heard. That was stunning. Oh

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Speaker 3: my word, to be spinning in this game right now.

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Speaker 4: I told you about the squeaks.

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Speaker 3: I agree now that is that's harsher than the recorder.

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Speaker 3: We solve the great conundrum in life.

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Speaker 1: What is the worst. That is amazing.

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Speaker 3: I tell you what, though, Nicolas, I'll give you and

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Speaker 3: your daughter have been such good sports a pair of

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Speaker 3: tickets to go and see Robbie Williams live.

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Speaker 1: Wow.

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Speaker 6: That is fantastic. Thank you so much.

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Speaker 3: That's right, and thank you Charlotte as well. It sounded perfect.

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Speaker 3: Thank you very much Sonet, have a lovely weekend and

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Speaker 3: thanks for coming on the show.

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