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Speaker 1: This is a Will and Woody podcast.

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Speaker 2: Ninni Woods, Your partner could give birth at any moment, Ye, mim,

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Speaker 2: that's the idea right now.

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Speaker 1: Terrifying stuff.

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Speaker 2: Yes, you, but you came in here yesterday with a

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Speaker 2: sense of chivalry about your mate. You said you want

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Speaker 2: to feel what it feels like to be giving birth yourself.

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Speaker 1: I actually never said I want to feel it.

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Speaker 3: I said I would like to know what it feels

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Speaker 3: like so then I can best support my partner.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, but what way to better know what something feels

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Speaker 2: like than to actually feel it?

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Speaker 1: Anyway? You threw that out to the calls.

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Speaker 2: Yes, and these people call it in their droves with

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Speaker 2: analogies for what actually giving birth feels like.

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Speaker 4: Just imagine if you've eaten a block of cheese and

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Speaker 4: a loaf of bread, very crampy, pooy gut.

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Speaker 3: Billy like rolling constipation, yep.

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Speaker 5: Imagine pushing so hard that your faith is training purple

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Speaker 5: and the saliva in your mouth is gone.

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Speaker 4: Imagine somebody pulling your legs from apart as hard and

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Speaker 4: as they can until.

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Speaker 5: You're blocking ripped.

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Speaker 2: Okay, So I've got a wonderful collection of things there. Yes,

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Speaker 2: we've got and all of these things are currently laid

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Speaker 2: out in front of you right now so that you

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Speaker 2: can experience them at the same time. We have a

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Speaker 2: full glass of milk and a whole block of cheeseant

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Speaker 2: your lactose intolerant.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, it's going to be an issue, but we'll get you.

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Speaker 1: That'll get you, It'll get you going.

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Speaker 2: We've got an array of cotton wool to shove in

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Speaker 2: your mouth to give you that dry mouth feeling that

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Speaker 2: was discussed.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, that works.

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Speaker 2: We've got a whole watermelon to simulate the feeling of

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Speaker 2: the size of the stomach, which will be glad wrapped

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Speaker 2: to your stomach. Perfect. And we have an electric charge

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Speaker 2: machine which will rig up to your stomach to simulate

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Speaker 2: the contractions.

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Speaker 1: Perfect. And then sorry, final thing.

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Speaker 2: Two of the producers are going to come in here

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Speaker 2: and as instructed, pull your legs apart so it feels

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Speaker 2: like your ass is ripping.

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Speaker 1: Perfect.

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Speaker 3: Can I do I get the gas? No?

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Speaker 1: Well, I'm trying. If we're doing it like.

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Speaker 2: You know what happens, but some women do it without

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Speaker 2: well this woman. But we've only got one song so

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Speaker 2: you can see this on with them. What if you

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Speaker 2: want to watch it yourself? Guys, in order for this

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Speaker 2: cheese and milk to get going, you need to start

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Speaker 2: eating that. So you get going into that, your cheese

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Speaker 2: and your milk.

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Speaker 3: I haven't had cheese for it.

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Speaker 2: Good stuff, all right, So that's going to happen. And

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Speaker 2: then right up next, we've got all the bits and

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Speaker 2: pieces in place. Cotton mouth, his legs ripped apart, a

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Speaker 2: watermelon strap to him, constipation on a whole other level,

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Speaker 2: and also being electrically charged with contractions at the same

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Speaker 2: time to simulate birth, Woods in the studio right up

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Speaker 2: next is going to be giving birth. I can't wait

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Speaker 2: on Will and Woody on Instagram as well. See up next.

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Speaker 1: Would his partner Mim could give birth at any moment,

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Speaker 1: and in order.

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Speaker 2: To support her, he said that he would like to

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Speaker 2: see or feel what pregnancy feels like.

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Speaker 1: Yes, because then you know how to support her.

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Speaker 3: Woods, And I've actually already learnt something Will amazingly. So

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Speaker 3: I'm up here propped up on a desk right now.

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Speaker 3: I've got a ten kilo watermelon strapped to a belly.

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Speaker 3: I've been connected to an electric zappa effectively.

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Speaker 2: I need to simulate the contractions similar contractions. We had

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Speaker 2: a whole bunch of people call up yesterday with suggestions

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Speaker 2: as to what pregnancy actually feels like.

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Speaker 1: And that's what we're trying to simulate right now.

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Speaker 4: Just imagine if you've eaten the block of cheese and

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Speaker 4: a loaf of bread, revery crampy, pooy gus billy.

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Speaker 3: Like rolling constipation, yep.

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Speaker 5: Imagine pushing so hard that your faith is training purple

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Speaker 5: and the saliva in your mouth is gone.

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Speaker 4: Imagine somebody pulling your legs from apart as hard and

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Speaker 4: as they can until you're clicking rich.

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Speaker 1: All right, So from that list, we had constipation.

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Speaker 2: So you've just you've got irritable bow syndrome, and about

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Speaker 2: three minutes ago you just ate a wheel of cheese

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Speaker 2: and scull the glass of milk.

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Speaker 3: And can I say amazingly, Because the watermelon is pushing

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Speaker 3: into my guts, I am constantly on the edge like

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Speaker 3: I'm going to vomit or there's a lot of people

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Speaker 3: in the studio right now. I feel like I constantly

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Speaker 3: need to farst.

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Speaker 1: So I feel like that's going to happen. But and

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Speaker 1: I'm breath I'm out.

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Speaker 2: Of breath, You're breathless, I'm tired, pregnant, you're not actually pregnant,

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Speaker 2: just because of the belly.

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Speaker 1: Everything pushes into your organs.

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Speaker 3: I can't breathe, and honestly, I feel I'm gonna put

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Speaker 3: my pants, like quite serious.

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Speaker 1: Or don't do that.

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Speaker 2: So we've got we've got the water ten killar watermelon.

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Speaker 2: You give eaten the cheese and you've had the milk.

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Speaker 2: I'm about to simulate the contractions with the electric zappa

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Speaker 2: and you've also got the cotton wool as well to

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Speaker 2: go in your mouth because you've got to lose all

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Speaker 2: the saliva from your mouth apparently. And then at the

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Speaker 2: same time, our junior producer Analyse and l J missus

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Speaker 2: doubtfire are going to rip your legs open to see

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Speaker 2: if you're splits. All right, it's a full pregnancy simulation

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Speaker 2: here on Will and Woody.

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Speaker 1: I mean, how many contractions are we going to go

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Speaker 1: for here? Oh, you've already got the cotton woolen. I

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Speaker 1: think the average is just one from.

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Speaker 2: All right, So George, I we can just get all

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Speaker 2: the sounds of the hospital room going on. You can

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Speaker 2: watch this on whel and Woody on Instagram.

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Speaker 1: If you want to seat yourself, you guys, grab a foot,

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Speaker 1: l J a bear you got a foot each? Alright,

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Speaker 1: are you ready?

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Speaker 2: Woods?

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Speaker 1: No, no, okay, we're going to push. I can't hold

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Speaker 1: your hand. I've got the.

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Speaker 7: Contractions, all right, contraction coming, crowning.

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Speaker 1: I don't know, alright, contraction note it's coming. Oh my god,

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Speaker 1: Well give me the guys. You know I haven't gone,

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Speaker 1: I haven't come. Guess give me oh jeesez.

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Speaker 8: Conjections are hating up now, well, oh.

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Speaker 1: My god, they're coming quickly, by coming quickly.

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Speaker 6: My mido said, that's just like Champagne.

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Speaker 8: Is she crowning?

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Speaker 1: She's crowding? Is she gries crowding?

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Speaker 2: One more?

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Speaker 1: Push?

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Speaker 7: One more, push, one more and then Jesus, I want

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Speaker 7: to pull her out.

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Speaker 3: I want to know.

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Speaker 1: You can bull it up. You can bullow out.

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Speaker 6: There's is why like your twins, Coty twins.

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Speaker 1: I can't put my eyes, I can't fill my ears.

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Speaker 1: You can see that Instagram wheel the boody. I'm really sweaty.

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Speaker 8: Oh my god, how are you feeling?

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Speaker 3: There is nothing I can do to support my partner,

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Speaker 3: and it's gonna be It's gonna be terrible. Now are

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Speaker 3: you done with that?

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Speaker 5: Why not?

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