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Speaker 3: Welcome to the Christian O'Connell Show. Good morning, Patsy, Good
Speaker 3: morning Jackie Boy. Hi you guys, how are you Jackie Boy?
Speaker 3: So for the next three weeks, jack is home alone
Speaker 3: while your wife and al Webby son are the holiday.
Speaker 4: They're they're in law with my in laws. So I
Speaker 4: have to make suredian slip. He moved on quickly, but
Speaker 4: we all felt that gut punch.
Speaker 5: They're in laws.
Speaker 3: You say they're in America.
Speaker 5: I can't hear it.
Speaker 4: No way for them to get this order. And what
Speaker 4: I have to make sure I'm not doing is ordering
Speaker 4: takeout for every meal of.
Speaker 5: My Yeah, because otherwise for three weeks.
Speaker 4: So when I first got home from the airport on Sunday,
Speaker 4: the first thing I did was got to Nandos because
Speaker 4: I didn't have Nando's.
Speaker 6: In America a daily basis.
Speaker 4: I don't have that much Nando's, but.
Speaker 3: I feel like isn't like a dirty takeout. I kicked
Speaker 3: myself because they put lettuce in some of those ramps.
Speaker 3: It's actually technically.
Speaker 4: It had tomato.
Speaker 5: Christ this is health food. It's a health diet. And
Speaker 5: what do you have? The Perry Perry chicken?
Speaker 4: Yeah, but I can't have pilts people delivering my meals
Speaker 4: to my door every day. So yesterday I went one better,
Speaker 4: drove to a takeout the chicken place I told you
Speaker 4: about Algina Lebanese Chocolate chicken.
Speaker 5: So that's on a Monday.
Speaker 3: If you start the week like that, the rest of
Speaker 3: the week will fall. And have you got beers in
Speaker 3: the fridge? Because if that was me, I'm watching TV
Speaker 3: opening a tinny because if there's no one else around,
Speaker 3: that's how we really have, isn't it.
Speaker 4: You have to be you guys, honestly have to be
Speaker 4: my eyes and ears and make sure that I'm not sponsors.
Speaker 5: Yes, for the next three weeks.
Speaker 4: Which is I cannot be trusted. I cannot have hot
Speaker 4: chips for every meal.
Speaker 6: No you can.
Speaker 4: I can't have beer in the fridge.
Speaker 3: I would love it if you did, though, And when
Speaker 3: Benker comes back, you've lighted up.
Speaker 5: There's like this beg puffball. Where's Jack? You're like, you're
Speaker 5: like Tom Hanks in the Elviss movie.
Speaker 3: Jack.
Speaker 4: Honestly, though, it's been two days and two takeout meals,
Speaker 4: so two from two?
Speaker 5: Please? However you start on a Monday, is how the
Speaker 5: rest of a week.
Speaker 4: This is a man begging for please you guys, it's
Speaker 4: on you. Nothing I can do. Make sure I cook
Speaker 4: my meals tonight. You know what you should do is
Speaker 4: why don't you take off and to eat.
Speaker 5: Uber uber eats?
Speaker 4: Yes, great idea.
Speaker 5: Are you going to do that?
Speaker 4: This door dash.
Speaker 5: Delivery as well? You need to delete all of them.
Speaker 4: Okay?
Speaker 5: You also, what is in the fritch? Have you got
Speaker 5: food to like? Make food for yourself?
Speaker 4: I went to the supermarket, yes, say and this I'm
Speaker 4: the worst of the supermarket if I don't have a list.
Speaker 4: So went in without a plan, came out with bananas
Speaker 4: and crumpets. That's all.
Speaker 3: So far the food of a man or a very
Speaker 3: stoned baits students surely as you're like zapping them at
Speaker 3: the self service stairy thinking this can't be my life.
Speaker 5: I've in the gone in there before.
Speaker 3: You just need something like a bunch of bananas and
Speaker 3: lou roll and you think this.
Speaker 5: I'm more than this. I can't just be these bananas
Speaker 5: and these crumpies.
Speaker 4: So I had the crumpets for breakfast, so I can't
Speaker 4: have them again for dinner. Please check in on me today,
Speaker 4: all right, we.
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Speaker 3: Good morning to young junior listener, ten year old Alfie's
Speaker 3: just emailed me.
Speaker 5: It's his birthday today.
Speaker 6: Have you birthday, Elfie?
Speaker 5: Alfie?
Speaker 6: Oh Elfie?
Speaker 3: Sorry, Elfree doesn't he's not a boy's names Elfree anyway, Alfie,
Speaker 3: happy birthday, Happy tenth. In fact, Elfie, I need to
Speaker 3: ask you a favor. Just chat to Jack Post, who's
Speaker 3: going to be home alone for the next three weeks.
Speaker 3: It is very clear that if we don't do a
Speaker 3: drastic intervention, you're going to have takeaway every day, ok.
Speaker 4: And I can't. I can't just have fried food every night.
Speaker 5: No, and not just that, pantsy.
Speaker 3: It was going, oh, there's no point just cooking for myself,
Speaker 3: you know, and we were saying, you just whatever's left over, right,
Speaker 3: because you've got all the effort, that's your lunch the
Speaker 3: next day, that's right.
Speaker 5: You know.
Speaker 4: I always end up leaving takeaway until I have to,
Speaker 4: Like it's in the fridge in the tupware for two
Speaker 4: weeks and then I throw it in the bin because
Speaker 4: I forget to look in there.
Speaker 3: What you just open up the fridge, it's there. You
Speaker 3: looking like you're peering at the back of a cave.
Speaker 3: It's just in the How deep your cake? How deep
Speaker 3: your fridge is it?
Speaker 7: Like?
Speaker 3: What's you going back your cave? You got to get
Speaker 3: a little trolley or got the back warehouse.
Speaker 4: But you know, sometimes the tupperware is smoggy and you
Speaker 4: can't really see what's in.
Speaker 6: There now because it's molding.
Speaker 3: I think we need to actually feed Jack. We need
Speaker 3: to start a new thing for the next three week weeks.
Speaker 3: Feed No he can have looking like his mumb or
Speaker 3: dad's freezer to say they've got any leftovers that you
Speaker 3: can send to feed?
Speaker 6: Sure Jack the leftovers in there too, though, Like yesterday
Speaker 6: I threw out some shas licks, some chicken shaz licks
Speaker 6: because they had freezer burn, Like, I forget the stuff's
Speaker 6: in there.
Speaker 5: What's freezer burn?
Speaker 6: It's where they're in the freezer for too long, and
Speaker 6: so they just taste revolting like ice.
Speaker 5: Never a freezer. They just went on this.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's a thing. Perhaps he's speaking truth to power here?
Speaker 5: Is that right? If it's too long, it gets burnt.
Speaker 6: I do it all the time.
Speaker 4: The freezer is even more of an unknown. One sudden
Speaker 4: goes in the freezer.
Speaker 3: That top layer, there could be a body under that.
Speaker 3: The police were like, you didn't know your wife was
Speaker 3: a serial killer. She kept them all in the freezer.
Speaker 4: No, and it's on the second layer.
Speaker 5: It was underneath the piece. I didn't know, Officer. I've
Speaker 5: got no idea. Oh it's a hat.
Speaker 3: Shall we ask us have they got any leftovers before
Speaker 3: it gets freezer burn? I'm not even joking Jackie. He
Speaker 3: isn't even saying no, don't do this. Have you got
Speaker 3: any leftovers to feed?
Speaker 5: Jack?
Speaker 3: If you've got any leftovers where it's in the fridge
Speaker 3: or the freezer, let us know what it is.
Speaker 5: Pitch it to Jack.
Speaker 4: What did you have for tea last night. Yes, and
Speaker 4: I can it today.
Speaker 5: There you go. I've got some mac and cheese leftover. Yeah,
Speaker 5: I'll bring him.
Speaker 6: What did chow meine last night? You can have some
Speaker 6: of that.
Speaker 5: This is all Charmaine on a Monday. Love Love Cholmaine.
Speaker 6: No, not taking that out.
Speaker 5: I think it's is it because it's Partsy's cooking?
Speaker 6: No, the love God made it last night.
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Speaker 3: Jack this week. Can we get through the whole week
Speaker 3: where every day you're eating leftovers that the listeners give
Speaker 3: to you.
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Speaker 5: Okay?
Speaker 3: So I've got some mac and cheese left over from
Speaker 3: sunder that I made, and also there's some left over
Speaker 3: from last night. I made a chicken in a mushroom
Speaker 3: sauce with potato wedges pub style.
Speaker 4: I don't like mushrooms. Could you pick them out?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 5: They added to the flavor of it. Do you like
Speaker 5: those potato wedges?
Speaker 4: I love potato wed weds.
Speaker 3: So once I brought yesterday from the supermarket, they said
Speaker 3: it was like Bird's Eye pub style beer battered and
Speaker 3: then it went and big letters limited edition. I actually
Speaker 3: looked around, like I don't be seen getting these start rushing.
Speaker 3: You know where they marketing works open mouth saplightly well,
Speaker 3: lucky to have.
Speaker 5: One of these, sir on the customers a limited collapse.
Speaker 5: Oh birds, are you spoiling me? The captain with this
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Speaker 4: Stop definitely brings. I don't want to miss out on
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Speaker 3: Get them now, like Billy Joel tickets and I brought
Speaker 3: some up we could.
Speaker 5: Give them away to listeners. You can't get money, can't buy.
Speaker 3: Beer, batted pub stop and throat potato, which is oh
Speaker 3: the captain bird time? All right, So who's got some
Speaker 3: leftovers for Jack? Feed Jack?
Speaker 5: Nine four one four one four three Chris, good morning.
Speaker 8: Good morning. I've got shipping tie and I'm a shift
Speaker 8: so good, and it's already portioned up and take away
Speaker 8: my shitting in the freezer?
Speaker 9: Everybody?
Speaker 8: Do you turn around and you cook and then you
Speaker 8: portion it up and put it in the freezer there
Speaker 8: and you can microwave.
Speaker 5: Is there enough for me as well?
Speaker 8: Actually for tonight, I've got about five serves sitting in my.
Speaker 10: Freezer, all right?
Speaker 3: Can I have one of them as well? I've got
Speaker 3: no dignity scraps on somebody else's plate. I don't mind.
Speaker 4: Swap it for some of those condition wedges.
Speaker 8: And it's and it's got the veggies and all that
Speaker 8: through it. So you've got all your food groups so well,
Speaker 8: even let you put it eat it out of the
Speaker 8: taste away container so it's face washing up.
Speaker 4: And is this something that you cooked at the restaurant?
Speaker 4: You work out or is this something you cooked at home?
Speaker 5: Customers left?
Speaker 8: I cook it home, so you cook it home. So
Speaker 8: I've also got pea and handsup. You make it up.
Speaker 3: You have it to that day, delicious.
Speaker 5: Why you're not going to have any is that on
Speaker 5: the menu as well?
Speaker 3: Chris?
Speaker 8: You can have some pean handsuit and pull it out
Speaker 8: when you tell the cooking.
Speaker 5: Yeah, peanuts is a nice wintry, hearty lunch.
Speaker 6: Yea was still crusty.
Speaker 5: Bre have that crusty bread.
Speaker 4: I'll come pick it all up today. I'm feeling so
Speaker 4: I feel hungry now.
Speaker 5: Chris, you're very kind, Thank you very much.
Speaker 11: Stay there all right.
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Speaker 3: Because I started talking about Bird's Eye and Captain Bird's Eye,
Speaker 3: I just googled, just to reconnect with my inner child,
Speaker 3: googled Captain Bird's Eye. I had even completed Bird's Eye
Speaker 3: when it just does also complete with the most popular
Speaker 3: sort of searches on there, what's Captain Bird's.
Speaker 8: Inn?
Speaker 3: And actually even ten percent thought, hey, is he a
Speaker 3: real naval captain?
Speaker 5: Like retired on now running trawler boats?
Speaker 3: Get all this?
Speaker 5: Delicious cards are putting fish Fingers.
Speaker 4: Based heavily on a real person. I suspect I love
Speaker 4: to hear that you guys in the UK had the
Speaker 4: same ad that we did.
Speaker 5: I don't know what you know.
Speaker 3: The various advertising mascots he grew up with, they were
Speaker 3: very well sort of thought out. I love the Captain
Speaker 3: birds are my favorite ones.
Speaker 4: I'll sing you a song as sea fish fingers.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I still remember it now. I used to get
Speaker 3: quite set when you saw the ad book Come on.
Speaker 4: Caitlin just came in our producer and said, oh my god,
Speaker 4: I used to love Captain.
Speaker 3: I reckon if that was if that was, if they
Speaker 3: if they came along and launched that now right, he'd
Speaker 3: have his own spin off show you. No, the mere
Speaker 3: Cats have had like number one best selling books. When
Speaker 3: I was in Camart the other day, they've got the
Speaker 3: meer Cat books are selling more than my my book.
Speaker 4: They compare the me Yes.
Speaker 5: They've got their own No No Jack best selling books.
Speaker 4: So you of what your book's lost out shelf space
Speaker 4: to those Meks.
Speaker 5: Compare the market volumes of the mere Cats. I played
Speaker 5: for that book.
Speaker 3: The men Cats out selling so counting Bird's Eye, I
Speaker 3: mean the world is Oyster. That's a Netflix show, the
Speaker 3: prequel story our universe of the Bird's Eye family. Anyway,
Speaker 3: that's not what I want to talk about.
Speaker 5: Team, can we dig out that advert? Though?
Speaker 3: I can't move on until we've heard that advert. I
Speaker 3: think the listeners are demanding we find that advert and
Speaker 3: play to you as well. Shout out to Captain Bird's Eyes.
Speaker 3: I still partly still hopes he is a real versus
Speaker 3: a real retired naval captain of that trauna boat. All right,
Speaker 3: so have you been chased by an animal? What we're
Speaker 3: hoping to do then is complete the alphabet. So have
Speaker 3: you got an animal that we can tick of one
Speaker 3: of the letters of the alphabet that has chased you down? Patsy,
Speaker 3: what can you kick us off with?
Speaker 7: Yes?
Speaker 6: I have been chased before by a goat and it
Speaker 6: was terrifying. I was about eight. We're out on a farm,
Speaker 6: on a friend's farm, and we were collecting mushrooms.
Speaker 5: And what mushrooms?
Speaker 6: My magic ones or no, not magic ones. We used
Speaker 6: to always go mushy mushy hunting.
Speaker 3: He was like soapiece earlier for a TV soap opera
Speaker 3: soapiece mushies.
Speaker 6: Oh no, it's great.
Speaker 4: You get a bit of rainfall.
Speaker 3: Time for the newsies.
Speaker 6: Now with patties get a bit of rainfall, it's like, oh,
Speaker 6: the mushies will be out. Grab the bucket, we'll go
Speaker 6: mushroom hunting.
Speaker 4: How many mushies would you get.
Speaker 5: Over the shop today? Mate?
Speaker 4: Where's the guy coming on the goat?
Speaker 5: Back to the story.
Speaker 6: It was terrifying because I didn't see him coming and
Speaker 6: he had horns, and quite seriously, it was terrifying. He
Speaker 6: lifted me up off the ground. You asked my mother.
Speaker 3: Anyone who's got a story about where something lifted them
Speaker 3: off the ground, I simply will not believe it was
Speaker 3: my legs.
Speaker 6: My legs were dangling in front of me, and it
Speaker 6: nearly pierced my buttics. But it nearly pierced my But
Speaker 6: it was terrifying. And to this day, I will not
Speaker 6: eat goat. I will not padda goat.
Speaker 3: I will not what a great rule I'm constantly being
Speaker 3: offered goat? And don't tell me another flying.
Speaker 4: Through the airs, dangling. It's bringing back too many memories.
Speaker 6: It was terrifying.
Speaker 5: Eight years of my life so far, flash.
Speaker 4: Of from my mushrooms everywhere es.
Speaker 5: They wear.
Speaker 6: It's my story with a goat.
Speaker 5: Thank you. So we found Captain Bert Yeah nine, We're
Speaker 5: all over the place.
Speaker 1: You're listening to the Questian Know Carl's Show podcast.
Speaker 3: Before we get into finding out this morning, if we
Speaker 3: can complete the entire alphabet A through to set with
Speaker 3: all the animals that have chased you, Captain Bird's Eye
Speaker 3: as won't go away, the Great Captain birds Eye. We
Speaker 3: found the advert the reason when we talk about Captain
Speaker 3: birds I was buying some frozen potato wedges yesterday and
Speaker 3: I bought some birds Eye. Don't think I saw the
Speaker 3: Captain's face on them. I don't know if they I
Speaker 3: couldn't see. It's familiar beard in the navel cat.
Speaker 4: Now, the more you say, I don't think I remember
Speaker 4: him since childhood. He hasn't been on the ads.
Speaker 6: I think he's still on the fish Fingers packet, isn't he?
Speaker 6: I'm pretty sure last.
Speaker 3: Time I was used. You're right, why would we bring
Speaker 3: back a fresh trawl of potato wedges?
Speaker 5: He's the captain. He doesn't worry about stuff like that.
Speaker 3: Anyway, Lennond and McCartney would have killed a tune as
Speaker 3: good as this.
Speaker 12: Are you hungry?
Speaker 3: You was hunger the sheep.
Speaker 13: Tea gone bart to goodness, all, carry on with the show.
Speaker 3: Now, have you been chased by an animal? If so,
Speaker 3: whatever the animal, we need it for our aid ass
Speaker 3: of animals that have chased down listeners. Yet more pioneering
Speaker 3: science work. We're doing Science World. You're welcome. We're at
Speaker 3: the frontier here. We're not the Captain but Breakfast Radio.
Speaker 3: All right, let's go to Tony.
Speaker 5: See. We're gonna kick us off with good morning, Tony.
Speaker 3: Oh, good morning everybody.
Speaker 14: A longtime listener, first time call. And I could have
Speaker 14: actually sung that so singing the song in.
Speaker 5: The cart and I was, yeah, it's amazing how it
Speaker 5: stays in. It stays in your DNA, doesn't it, Tony?
Speaker 15: It does? It does here?
Speaker 5: Now, Tony take us there, what animal chase you down to?
Speaker 14: You can take the off the list. I was back
Speaker 14: in nineteen seventy, you would have been around seventeth grade two.
Speaker 14: Our whole class went to Hillsville Century and I got
Speaker 14: fascinated looking at some sort of animal. I can't remember
Speaker 14: what it was. And the particular group I was in
Speaker 14: all moved on and I hear the teacher yell out.
Speaker 3: Don't get here, and.
Speaker 14: I ran and as I was running, the class started laughing.
Speaker 14: I didn't know, but there was an EMU right behind me,
Speaker 14: and the EMU actually pecked me on the shoulder and
Speaker 14: they all just laughed and laughed and laughed. I cried
Speaker 14: because I turned around to see these two eyes looking
Speaker 14: at me, and.
Speaker 16: Yeah, I had a little kid from grade two, you know.
Speaker 14: And they never let me forget that. At school.
Speaker 16: I'd always say, oh, you chased you.
Speaker 14: And I still keep in touch with a couple of
Speaker 14: mates from them, and they have you told your kids
Speaker 14: about doing you?
Speaker 3: Lady still known as the EU go Tony.
Speaker 5: I reckon that Amy. You knew you were easy. Pray
Speaker 5: that you were grade too.
Speaker 3: It would have gone for grade nine or something, but
Speaker 3: the grade too that go for oh kid running his.
Speaker 16: Little legs running to catch up to the class.
Speaker 4: And there for us, it's like Indiana Jones, but with
Speaker 4: the boulder chasing him. But it's very.
Speaker 5: Tony. Thank you very much for giving us a call.
Speaker 5: Thank you all the best and your thanks for listening.
Speaker 3: David Me sorry everyone else think Tony was hanging out
Speaker 3: one of those old rotary that she called him from
Speaker 3: nineteen seventy witness report about that, David, What animals chase you?
Speaker 5: A swarm of bees? Swarm?
Speaker 3: A swarm, not just one singular bee. What was the
Speaker 3: swarm of bees chasing you?
Speaker 17: Me and a mate used to knock around the beehives
Speaker 17: at the back of his place. And we knocked one
Speaker 17: a little bit octor right over and there come the bees.
Speaker 17: And we had not run, and we thought would jump.
Speaker 3: And he's pulled to get rid of him.
Speaker 5: And so what did did you hide from them under
Speaker 5: the water?
Speaker 11: Well?
Speaker 17: I think so, but I have heard that they hang
Speaker 17: around on top of the water, so we were able
Speaker 17: to pull through.
Speaker 5: They're still waiting for you, David.
Speaker 11: Oh we thought so.
Speaker 5: All right, David, thank you very much and cool. Thanks
Speaker 5: talking about bees.
Speaker 3: Nicholas Cage was once in Cinema's greatest movie of man
Speaker 3: being attacked by bees.
Speaker 5: It's powerfuclt, isn't it? How we got here? Alan? Good morning? Alan?
Speaker 15: There are you?
Speaker 5: Yeah? We're good? So what let you can you tick
Speaker 5: us off? For animal sort of chased you?
Speaker 15: I've got chased off the beach by a penguin?
Speaker 11: What is one?
Speaker 15: Just one penguin?
Speaker 5: They can't move that quickly.
Speaker 3: It's a soaper s two, isn't it.
Speaker 15: I was fishing and I've just got chased off the beach.
Speaker 15: I don't know why, but we.
Speaker 3: Would see like at the beach wardens some and they're
Speaker 3: employing penguins. Now it's vigilantes to chase people off the
Speaker 3: You shouldn't be fishing there.
Speaker 15: Well, I don't know why, but yeah, I'll go chase
Speaker 15: off the beach. I had to drop. I had to
Speaker 15: drop the fishing one off?
Speaker 5: What as a gift to the group be me? But
Speaker 5: how they're odd.
Speaker 3: Everything.
Speaker 15: I don't know why, but yeah picked me.
Speaker 5: Doesn't know why. We don't know. We don't know. None
Speaker 5: of us know why. We get all right, says that
Speaker 5: he's pecking at you right now, Thank you very much?
Speaker 5: According what's going on there?
Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 3: We love getting you calls. We also love getting your emails.
Speaker 3: You call your emails so late to the party. Yesterday
Speaker 3: on the show, a sad story of Chris the word
Speaker 3: I we love God, Patsy's husband.
Speaker 5: She denied him getting.
Speaker 3: A cane, and we were saying that actually urging Patsy
Speaker 3: to reconsider this and let him have if a man
Speaker 3: wants a cane.
Speaker 4: He would look so dapper, so it would look like
Speaker 4: an idiot.
Speaker 5: Check idiot.
Speaker 3: It's a distinguished gentleman you you see with a cane.
Speaker 3: This comes from Daniel Cole. Very interesting email. I hope
Speaker 3: you can pass us on to the love God. Patsy Christian,
Speaker 3: this is what I love God as much as yourself.
Speaker 3: I urge him not to listen to the haters a Patsy.
Speaker 3: I've got quite a collection of various different canes. I
Speaker 3: started to collect them in my early teens.
Speaker 4: He would have got all the girls.
Speaker 3: And yes, I do have one from Sovereign Hill. It
Speaker 3: has a secret compartment if you unscrew the handle.
Speaker 5: I've also got my most cherished cane.
Speaker 3: Which my grandfather left me when he passed away a
Speaker 3: number of years ago. They do come in handy. If
Speaker 3: you have a sprained ankle, Bam, I've got the cane.
Speaker 3: Sow back, Bam, I've got the cane. I'd rush more
Speaker 3: they have a cane than go about hopping around looking
Speaker 3: very undignified with crutches.
Speaker 4: Exactly.
Speaker 5: It's true.
Speaker 3: Actually a lot of these recovering footy stars in sports
Speaker 3: around the world would get a lot more respect right.
Speaker 5: If they had a cane coming.
Speaker 4: Out, I would love you.
Speaker 5: You could have the club sponsor down the side of it.
Speaker 3: You know, cash converts whoever it is, breast covers hobbling
Speaker 3: out of training. This is a great idea. A tip, Christian,
Speaker 3: do not buy them from antique shops. They are too
Speaker 3: expensive and in my experience quite frail.
Speaker 5: That's some Daniel, Daniel, thank you very much.
Speaker 3: I'll forward us on for all your emails, whatever they're
Speaker 3: about canes or anything.
Speaker 5: Christian at Christian dot com dot.
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Speaker 3: of tickets Chat to a guy who was trying to
Speaker 3: do the big old.
Speaker 5: I'm such a big fan.
Speaker 3: Name my boy after him, and hey, he kind of
Speaker 3: named his boy after him.
Speaker 18: I've been a fan of Billy Joel ever since I
Speaker 18: saw him as a kid on Countdown. Singer Piano Man
Speaker 18: also named my son. His middle name is Joel, named
Speaker 18: him Benjamin Joel after purely after Billy Joel or the
Speaker 18: lad to give him the first name Billy.
Speaker 3: He said, purely off, it's about what we would said.
Speaker 3: The percentage is there sixty seven ers? And yes, okay,
Speaker 3: so today we have to go back to this. Do
Speaker 3: you kind of share your name with someone famous? Are
Speaker 3: you not Billy Joel but Benjamin Joel. I got a
Speaker 3: message yesterday just after the show ended from Sue sheeron
Speaker 3: her son is Jed j Ed Shearon. He's a teenager
Speaker 3: and all what he gets all the time is oh
Speaker 3: like Ed Shearing, any relation. He hates being called Jed Sheering.
Speaker 3: He's not Ed schan He's good. He's Jed Shearing. So
Speaker 3: we got Benjamin Joel Jed Shearing. And then someone works
Speaker 3: with a guy who's the head of marketing for their
Speaker 3: company who's not a rock legend.
Speaker 5: Rod Stewart, he's Rob Stewart.
Speaker 3: If rot if Rod Stewar had been called Rob Stewart
Speaker 3: not the same long lasting.
Speaker 4: Courage, you wouldn't have made it.
Speaker 3: A Rob Stewart isn't as powerful as Rod Stewart and
Speaker 3: I just had a text here from not the Country
Speaker 3: and Western Singing multi platinum is a successful country and
Speaker 3: wister singer Tim McGrath, Sorry, he is Tim McGrath, not
Speaker 3: Tim McGraw.
Speaker 5: So do you share a name kind.
Speaker 3: Of with a celebrity We want to hear this morning
Speaker 3: on nine four one O four three. It might be
Speaker 3: your name. It might be someone you know, someone who've
Speaker 3: worked with. It might be someone you've loved.
Speaker 5: We've heard of lookerlike he's these are sounder like he's.
Speaker 1: Well Christian Connell's show podcast.
Speaker 5: So this morning we want to hear from you.
Speaker 3: Maybe you've worked with someone, maybe it's your boss, maybe
Speaker 3: it's you. Your name sounds a bit like, not exactly like,
Speaker 3: a bit like of famous persons. It's all got kicked
Speaker 3: off yesterday with the great name not Billy Joel, Benjamin Joel.
Speaker 18: I've been a fan of Billy Joel ever since I
Speaker 18: saw him as a kid on Countdown.
Speaker 16: Singer Piano Man also named my son.
Speaker 18: His middle name is Joel.
Speaker 16: Are named him Benjamin.
Speaker 18: Joel purely after Billy Joel, or the lad of giving
Speaker 18: the first name Billy.
Speaker 3: All right, So thanks to Benjamin Joeler and Dad David
Speaker 3: telling us about that.
Speaker 5: When we've got.
Speaker 3: Jed Shearon, Rob Stewart, Christian. I share a name with
Speaker 3: a local homegrow Italian. The weather person on Channel nine,
Speaker 3: Leavinya Nixon. My name is Leavinya Dixon. A work in
Speaker 3: customer services every day, every day. Oh you're not the
Speaker 3: weather person. Like the weather person when she's not doing
Speaker 3: the weather, she's got side hustle in customer services. That
Speaker 3: will add you to the list, Lavignya Dixon. That's a
Speaker 3: great one, Lisa, good morning, good morning.
Speaker 8: Here you going.
Speaker 5: I'm good Lisa. So what have you got for us? Then?
Speaker 5: Your name.
Speaker 3: Bread Fit brad Fit is a great one. If not,
Speaker 3: If so, this feels like a newspaper headline when they
Speaker 3: caught him on the beach after working out something. So
Speaker 3: it's brad Fit exactly.
Speaker 9: I told him to go and make some money off it.
Speaker 5: That's a great one, Lisa. How do you know Brad Fit.
Speaker 19: He's my son.
Speaker 5: It's your son, you, Lisa Fit? Is it a fit? Family?
Speaker 8: Are family?
Speaker 5: And are you all very fit?
Speaker 8: We are very fit? We could we could beat that pig.
Speaker 15: Jack.
Speaker 8: I saw Jack Ryan. I could pay Jack.
Speaker 4: We don't we down there?
Speaker 9: No, I saw that on the YouTube.
Speaker 3: T Yeah, that is amazing. It's called nominative determinism. We've
Speaker 3: talked about this on the show before, where people become
Speaker 3: their surname. There's a butcher called Bob Chopp and his
Speaker 3: dad was a butcher as well.
Speaker 5: And the Fit family all Fit all right, Lisa, thank
Speaker 5: you very much.
Speaker 3: You give us a call, no problem, bye hundred percent
Speaker 3: series about challenging you in a race, and I noticed
Speaker 3: you didn't accept happy to raise a pin, fit, happy
Speaker 3: to raise a small pig, but not not a family.
Speaker 3: The Fit family and Brad Fit all right. So we've
Speaker 3: got Brad Fit, We've got Levigna Dixon. Who else have
Speaker 3: we got?
Speaker 5: Karen?
Speaker 3: Hello, Christian, good morning, Good morning Karen.
Speaker 5: So your name sounds a bit like someone famous. Who
Speaker 5: are you?
Speaker 20: My name is Karen Carter and I always get Karen
Speaker 20: Carpenter seen her from the eighties of who passed around
Speaker 20: the eighties? I but I say that my reactions straightaways.
Speaker 3: No, she's dead, kills.
Speaker 5: Her kill us that little yes, of course, I'm so sorry.
Speaker 5: We help me on quote. She's dead, so have some respect. Karen,
Speaker 5: thank you very much for that.
Speaker 20: One, I said, bye, I.
Speaker 5: Can't count that one as well. Karen the Big Killer.
Speaker 3: Touch a patsy'son out there, break Stone cold Dead within
Speaker 3: two words, I've.
Speaker 5: Just looked it up.
Speaker 3: I got the answer to your question. Don't ask the listeners. Peter,
Speaker 3: Good morning with Peter. There you going, I'm good, Peter,
Speaker 3: all right, So what have we got for our list
Speaker 3: of people who sound a bit like someone famous?
Speaker 11: Got to My son is David Chickerfield.
Speaker 3: It sounds like a cheap magician, doesn't he one night
Speaker 3: only in Frank Damon Schipperfield.
Speaker 11: That's where we're.
Speaker 5: From as well, Peter, you said to you already given
Speaker 5: us gold? What else are you going?
Speaker 21: Yep?
Speaker 9: Well, my wife's son is also Benny Joel.
Speaker 3: They're everywhere. I now want to win fellow row at
Speaker 3: the Billy Joel Gig of Benjamin Joel's. He loved that, Peter,
Speaker 3: which enterprise? That is a great one. You're giving us
Speaker 3: two great ones there. Thank you very much, Pete, Thank you, bye.
Speaker 5: Love, How we go ahead? Tim? Hello?
Speaker 3: Tim more in Christian.
Speaker 5: I'm good, thank you, Sean. What have you got for us?
Speaker 10: Tim dig used to be a teacher back in the day,
Speaker 10: and he came home one day to tell us he
Speaker 10: was marking the rook all in the roll off and
Speaker 10: one of the kids name was Donald Duckling. Wind No,
Speaker 10: I swear to god, he thought he was being wound
Speaker 10: up and turned out that this was the real kid's name.
Speaker 10: And yeah, Dad couldn't believe it.
Speaker 11: They even Dad.
Speaker 10: Sort of mocked him a bit, but turned out that
Speaker 10: was the name of Donald Duckling, the teachers.
Speaker 3: Of helping shape future serial killers. That's how I hate
Speaker 3: the start someone for pe teacher.
Speaker 10: Probably lucky he didn't have a twin brother made he
Speaker 10: might have been Dappy Duckling.
Speaker 5: So Donald Duckling full name, Donald Duckling.
Speaker 10: Donald Duckling was the kid's full name, like you in Victoria, mate, Yes.
Speaker 5: Jax, just do a quick looking Google. What have you found?
Speaker 4: Trying to find him on Facebook? To see if he's online?
Speaker 4: There is a Donald Duckling with forty two friends.
Speaker 5: Donald Duckling.
Speaker 4: This is you can't put anything in the Facebook.
Speaker 10: You know, you could be It's cool, isn't It.
Speaker 5: Could be real Donald Duckling. Yeah, all right, Tim, thank
Speaker 5: you very much for that one.
Speaker 3: Mate.
Speaker 11: Have a good day you guys.
Speaker 5: So yeah, we cannot leave this here.
Speaker 3: Does anyone he must could still were kicking her aut
Speaker 3: touch him by the age of tim there, what do
Speaker 3: we think fifty something so Dad would have been older.
Speaker 3: Donald Duckling, you'd know if you've ever known a guy
Speaker 3: who is called Donal or Donald Duckling. Remember, can anyone
Speaker 3: verify this? And of course more of your calls if
Speaker 3: your name sounds a bit like someone famous? Our favorite
Speaker 3: world so far, Brad fit and until it's confirmed, Donald Duckling.
Speaker 2: This is the Christian o'connells Show podcast.
Speaker 3: I think we're going to always keep this just to
Speaker 3: a never ending list that you can chop up whenever
Speaker 3: you get We're talking about people Bubby, you, Mubby, someone
Speaker 3: you know, son, daughters, somebody work with bah bah boss
Speaker 3: names that sound a bit like, a bit like but
Speaker 3: not exactly like someone famous. Benjamin Joel, Jed Sheering, Rob not,
Speaker 3: Rod Stewart, Brad fit f I double tea.
Speaker 5: That one reported by Linda fit the mom.
Speaker 3: Lavigna Dixon working in customer services when she's not doing
Speaker 3: the weather. David Chipperfield of Frankston, and a second Benjamin
Speaker 3: job of this one a Benny Joel and pending at
Speaker 3: the moment we're trying to get corroboration and confirmation of
Speaker 3: for Donald Duckling.
Speaker 4: Hard to believe, but apparently he's out there somewhere.
Speaker 3: Yeah, huge if true. Nine four one four one oh
Speaker 3: four three. Stephanie, good morning.
Speaker 19: Hi My, it's not Donald Duckling, but my sister in
Speaker 19: law's when she got married, her surname became Duckett, and
Speaker 19: her father in law or grandfather in law is Donald Duckett.
Speaker 3: Also brilliant, Donald Duckett.
Speaker 19: Donald Duckett's so might Yeah, my sister in law's surname
Speaker 19: is Duckett. So we're like, yeah, I don't call you
Speaker 19: kid Donald or anything.
Speaker 3: I mean, you've only got to say that quickly and
Speaker 3: you can get in a lot of trouble.
Speaker 5: Donald Duckett.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's going on whole family Duckets. That is brilliant. Stephanie,
Speaker 3: thank you very much for sharing that one.
Speaker 19: By.
Speaker 3: Have a good day, Billy, young Christian.
Speaker 5: I'm good Billy. What have you got for us? Mate?
Speaker 11: I've got a mate that's Toby Bryant.
Speaker 5: Toby, not Kobe Bryant.
Speaker 3: That is great, Toby Bryant. That's a great one. Thank
Speaker 3: you very much.
Speaker 5: Mate. Have a good day, cheers, Billy.
Speaker 11: All good all good mate, Kate, Hi Christian, I'm.
Speaker 5: Good Kate, and I hope you're well this morning.
Speaker 15: Kate, I'm good.
Speaker 5: Who have you got for our list?
Speaker 3: Well?
Speaker 20: My surname is Ross R O.
Speaker 7: Double.
Speaker 20: But I often get asked, do I get confused with
Speaker 20: Kate Moss m O.
Speaker 5: Doubles? Yeah, but you're Kate Ross, your author?
Speaker 20: She was an author. And the funny thing is I
Speaker 20: used to have a bookshop and i'd often get people.
Speaker 4: You know that way more famous global supermodel.
Speaker 3: Johnny Depp for years, Kate Moss, the author, Kate Moss.
Speaker 5: All right, thanksgiving us cook? What's the old thing?
Speaker 22: Thank you?
Speaker 5: Thank made no sense? Dave? Yeah, so you're not Dave Grohl?
Speaker 5: Who are you?
Speaker 12: Dave L?
Speaker 5: This is David Gorel. What a great name? Do you
Speaker 5: do you get people going? So you mean Dave Growl?
Speaker 23: Yes, yes, I did all sometimes already up the radio
Speaker 23: space in one or a couple of years ago on
Speaker 23: it then and I can't remember who I said, Dave Grohl.
Speaker 23: I said, Dave Gol you took us there got a
Speaker 23: big pickets up the davel and and.
Speaker 5: Oh that's great.
Speaker 3: Beard.
Speaker 5: Yeah, we have been anyway.
Speaker 3: Thank you very much, David Gold, thank you all right,
Speaker 3: take care of me. I'll tell you what you aren't
Speaker 3: hearing swearing about that this is a good thing.
Speaker 5: Maybe they put them on deliberate at the end, just
Speaker 5: to calm us all down a bit.
Speaker 3: We're going to take a break and work out which
Speaker 3: producer put that one through. And why don't you if
Speaker 3: you want Billy Joel tickets, we're giving them away next
Speaker 3: give me the Billy.
Speaker 5: Just tell us why you want these tickets.
Speaker 3: You're in the first five rows, not the front row,
Speaker 3: but they are guaranteed to be in the first five
Speaker 3: rows to Billy Joel.
Speaker 5: Now come be sold out of the mc G. Give
Speaker 5: Me the Billy.
Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell Show podcast.
Speaker 3: The only way now you can get to see Billy
Speaker 3: Joel tickets. It's with us this week. It's completely sold
Speaker 3: out at the MCG. Over seventy two thousand people have
Speaker 3: done it in thirty six hours, which is amazing. Been
Speaker 3: credible to see him Saturday, December the tenth under the
Speaker 3: lights for what the only show in Australia right here
Speaker 3: in Melbourne at the MCG. We have tickets every day
Speaker 3: this week they are tickets for the first five rows,
Speaker 3: and everyone who wins a bit of tickets this week
Speaker 3: on the show on Friday gets the chance have them
Speaker 3: upgraded to the front row.
Speaker 5: Why can't they all be a front row? I don't know.
Speaker 3: Radio complicates everything. Yeah, it should be easy.
Speaker 5: I don't know. God's billy. Maybe it's a billy thing.
Speaker 4: It's mcg as well. There must be one hundred people
Speaker 4: in the front row.
Speaker 3: At least to say at least anyway, all right, give
Speaker 3: me the billy nine four one four, one oh four
Speaker 3: to three, and I'll tell you what it's been. It's
Speaker 3: been amazing giving away these Billy Joel tickets. Just how
Speaker 3: much you care about him? I mean people who grew
Speaker 3: up the mom and dad got them into them. We've
Speaker 3: heard so many stories. So I love the passion as well. Michelle,
Speaker 3: Come on, Hi, Hi, good morning, Christian. Right now, Michelle,
Speaker 3: you the one that texted me saying put me on air.
Speaker 3: I can sing all of piano, man.
Speaker 9: I can?
Speaker 8: I can? Christian.
Speaker 9: I'm so sorry when I really get cranky at Gold
Speaker 9: when you shorten it, because my favorite.
Speaker 5: Part of it does irritate me because that is a
Speaker 5: classic song.
Speaker 9: If you're going to play it, play it exactly, and
Speaker 9: the last part like when they when the piano sounds
Speaker 9: like a carnival and the microphone smells like a beer
Speaker 9: and you guys just cut that bit out, and it's
Speaker 9: my favorite part of.
Speaker 20: The whole song.
Speaker 3: I don't like it either, do you know what. I'm
Speaker 3: going to play it either today or tomorrow. We're playing full.
Speaker 5: Song. It's a little bit longer.
Speaker 9: It's like six and a half minutes or something.
Speaker 5: We don't need rush three, like it's just.
Speaker 9: Two other songs.
Speaker 11: Just cut the other one down.
Speaker 3: Now, Michelle, are you ready? Then you say you're a
Speaker 3: fan of piano man and you say no, you reckon.
Speaker 3: You can do the whole song.
Speaker 9: I can definitely do it. Read a concert, no problems.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you don't need to the full sit do the radio.
Speaker 5: One minute radio edit. All right.
Speaker 9: We even miss out on a couple of you're said
Speaker 9: on a couple of people in the there's no like
Speaker 9: Bill at the bar in the radio version either.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's because Jason Ahead of Music, he hates people
Speaker 3: called bills.
Speaker 5: He just takes that.
Speaker 3: Out fair, Michelle, Michelle off, you go then start off
Speaker 3: with but Joel piano man.
Speaker 9: It's nine o'clock on a Saturday. The regular crowd shuffles in.
Speaker 9: There's an old man sitting next to me making love
Speaker 9: do his tonic and Jim do I have to keep going?
Speaker 11: Yes, I'm terrible singing.
Speaker 9: I hate see, but I'll tell you what. I've been
Speaker 9: to the Billy Joel concert before, and I've sat in
Speaker 9: the cheap seats right at the back. So please, please
Speaker 9: please can I.
Speaker 3: What happened to the put me on air? You text me?
Speaker 3: I said, you got to call this super fan right.
Speaker 3: There are thousands that we were calling in right now,
Speaker 3: and that's I don't like singing.
Speaker 9: I hate I really don't like singing, but it says
Speaker 9: like a thousands like people around me. I can see.
Speaker 4: Michelle, you had a gold for cutting the song short.
Speaker 4: You cut it really.
Speaker 3: Yeah, sorry Michelle, but nobody for you.
Speaker 5: Sorry.
Speaker 3: Okay, let's go to Shane.
Speaker 5: She's gonna be super cranky, now, isn't she.
Speaker 4: She already had no, she's coming for.
Speaker 5: You, she's for me. I don't edit it, do you
Speaker 5: know what. Let's play it next and cut.
Speaker 3: It off exactly the same moment she built up. Seriously
Speaker 3: kill We'll get about twenty two seconds into it, Shane,
Speaker 3: Shane giving.
Speaker 11: Me, I believe this is killing me a smile right
Speaker 11: away from space.
Speaker 5: Shame Shane.
Speaker 3: You can have the tickets, Spair.
Speaker 24: We don't want cowards, we want super fans.
Speaker 9: The part I'm gonna say.
Speaker 5: All right, Shane, you've got the Billy Joel tickets.
Speaker 9: Oh, thank you so much.
Speaker 5: That's all right. I have a great time.
Speaker 1: The Christian Connell Show podcast.
Speaker 3: Betty Joel fans turning on each other right now, Christian,
Speaker 3: any true fan knows it's John at the bar, not Bill.
Speaker 3: Have you been chased by an animal? We're gonna see
Speaker 3: this week if we can complete the alphabet, every single
Speaker 3: letter from the animals that have chased you. Sharon's emailed
Speaker 3: in Christian, I was chased by an orangutang in Sumatra. Orangutang,
Speaker 3: you say, Sir David.
Speaker 13: You might think that this ton is are.
Speaker 3: You don't we do?
Speaker 5: We need to be more like, Sir David.
Speaker 3: You might think that this is.
Speaker 5: Orangle.
Speaker 3: You might think that this is.
Speaker 4: What's he sawing a piece of wood that.
Speaker 5: David Krusty roll he's having.
Speaker 3: There was in a voiceover Christian Els chase bar in Sumacha,
Speaker 3: My guide can stop laughing and to keept telling me
Speaker 3: it was happening because I had the same haircutor as
Speaker 3: the orong a tongue. I'm sure that's a true fact.
Speaker 3: They only go for the similar kind of people. Shanon,
Speaker 3: thank you very much. Let's go to Neil here. Then
Speaker 3: we're looking for your stories about being chased by an animal.
Speaker 11: Neil, come on morning, Christian, how are you?
Speaker 3: I'm good? So what animal can we tick off?
Speaker 1: Baboon?
Speaker 11: So I was in the Dragonsburg National Park in South
Speaker 11: Africa and I was climbing by myself, and I was
Speaker 11: at a pretty high altitude and I heard this wrestling
Speaker 11: and I look sort of back over in a corner
Speaker 11: and there's this massive mail baboon running like full pelt
Speaker 11: towards me, and I mean, yeah, I did some swear
Speaker 11: words and just broze stood there and this scene came
Speaker 11: straight towards me and then ran straight part me. It
Speaker 11: was like, oh my god, But it was.
Speaker 3: Running after the bus?
Speaker 5: Was he running after the bus? Why did he go
Speaker 5: past you? Look?
Speaker 11: Sometimes I think when animals are chasing you, they're actually
Speaker 11: doing something else. And I think I was completely in contrast.
Speaker 5: To personal time for the four hundred readers. What they
Speaker 5: got to do other than hunt, kill, pray hilt. All right, Neil,
Speaker 5: thank you very much. You cooled. So what animal has
Speaker 5: chased you?
Speaker 2: This is the Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 3: You know Shane Big Energy won the Billy Joel tickets earlier.
Speaker 3: He's a teacher and one of the other teachers was
Speaker 3: filming him. I've just seen the video of him going
Speaker 3: berserk when he gets to Billy Joel tickets.
Speaker 5: I've never, ever, have never been the other side to
Speaker 5: see what it's like. It's amazing. He just goes off.
Speaker 5: What a great thing to do.
Speaker 3: Marissa, who was filming colleague at the school Shane calling
Speaker 3: us to get the Billy Jel tickets.
Speaker 5: That's a thanks turn, that was share that.
Speaker 3: That's great. Al right, So this morning, have you been
Speaker 3: chased by an animal? Carlie has Christian. I was on
Speaker 3: holiday in Gibraltar. It's chased by a gang of Barbary macaques.
Speaker 3: They're well known for stealing from tourists. A few of
Speaker 3: them started following me. I started a jog, they started
Speaker 3: a job. I ran faster, they ran faster. In the end,
Speaker 3: I threw some of my energy bars at them and
Speaker 3: they stopped. I better only anger them and cut myself.
Speaker 3: This is so dry, so dry.
Speaker 4: Did you chuck a drink or anything with this had
Speaker 4: to open as well?
Speaker 3: Yes, all right? So what animals have chased you? Nine
Speaker 3: four one four one o four three Warren, good morning,
Speaker 3: Good morning, Christian. What animal has chased you?
Speaker 11: What bear?
Speaker 5: A black bear? What like a Russian bear or Kodiak?
Speaker 11: And Russia in the Siberian forest with my wife. We've
Speaker 11: gone from war and yeah.
Speaker 5: We come across this bit and what did you do?
Speaker 4: Bren so tell him question bars out for the bear?
Speaker 5: Did you get a selfie?
Speaker 12: Sorry, Warren, I'm a little busy at the time for herself.
Speaker 3: Yes, yeah, absolutely, wow, okay, Warren, thank you very much.
Speaker 3: We're adding Russian bear, no problem, Sarah, thank you. Uh, Tracy,
Speaker 3: good morning you know.
Speaker 8: Yeah, Tracy, Yes, Christian, Hi, I was chased by a duck.
Speaker 5: A duck, okay, what kind of duck.
Speaker 7: He was a big father duck who didn't like me
Speaker 7: trying to say the baby some bread.
Speaker 23: So he chased me around my front lawn and.
Speaker 7: I tripped over and then he started pecking me on
Speaker 7: the head in the back continually, so I managed to
Speaker 7: get up and try and run, and he chased after
Speaker 7: me random around the front lawn.
Speaker 5: When did it stop something? I'm hearing the hill music.
Speaker 7: It is when I managed to get to the front
Speaker 7: door and lock myself inside.
Speaker 5: Gotcha?
Speaker 4: How long did he camp out of the front waiting
Speaker 4: for you to come back out of here?
Speaker 5: I'm a daddy duck.
Speaker 7: I was just trying to say these babies and breakfast?
Speaker 11: Yeah, lovely, I would rather do that again.
Speaker 15: It was terrifying.
Speaker 5: No, no, you don your lesson, don't you? With a
Speaker 5: daddy duck?
Speaker 3: Thanks Christian and you.
Speaker 5: Tracy, thank you very much.
Speaker 3: Karening morning, Hello, good morning, and good morning to you.
Speaker 3: And what animal has chased you?
Speaker 8: For?
Speaker 3: Sheep?
Speaker 5: Yes? And why did the sheep chase you?
Speaker 8: So?
Speaker 25: I was looking after a sheet for some people his
Speaker 25: house was staying.
Speaker 5: At and I went, sheep, did they just.
Speaker 14: Just one loan sheet?
Speaker 3: God? I mean I had to go out and feed
Speaker 3: someone's amster once, but someone said, oh, it's a sheep,
Speaker 3: and what do you have to do for the sheep?
Speaker 25: I just had to give him some some grainy stuff.
Speaker 25: I don't know it was just grain yet, So I
Speaker 25: went out to feed him and he didn't know who
Speaker 25: I was.
Speaker 5: Marie, I was here the other week.
Speaker 4: I'm friends with your owners.
Speaker 5: To Marie.
Speaker 3: Maybe now my husband Dave, he's been around quite a
Speaker 3: few times, because that's actually other friends.
Speaker 5: It's one of my husband's friends. He didn't want to
Speaker 5: feed you. These born asked grains, like the grains.
Speaker 25: No, So I walked towards him to go and get
Speaker 25: the grain, and he sees me. He starts like pouring
Speaker 25: the ground, you know.
Speaker 5: Getting warning worn and signs there.
Speaker 25: Yeah, maybe he was just horny. I don't know. So
Speaker 25: he starts walking towards me, and I back away and
Speaker 25: he's getting faster. So I turn around and I run,
Speaker 25: and he's chasing after me. So there's a veggie patch
Speaker 25: and the veggie patch is surrounded by chicken wire. So
Speaker 25: I jump into the veggie patch, thinking he won't be
Speaker 25: able to won't be able to scale the fence.
Speaker 11: I was wrong.
Speaker 25: He jumps over the fence, climbs over the fence, whatever
Speaker 25: sheeps do, chases me through the veggie patch. I jump
Speaker 25: out of the veggie patch. I run to the front door.
Speaker 25: I'm banging on the front door. My mum let me
Speaker 25: in and I slam the door and the sheep comes
Speaker 25: and he's like ramming his head into the front door.
Speaker 4: The shape of.
Speaker 5: Maybe it was a daddy sheep.
Speaker 25: Poor old Tommy. This sheep did not get dinner that night.
Speaker 5: That's a great story. Thank you very much to share
Speaker 5: it with us.
Speaker 3: Byel Breger.
Speaker 1: No, you're listening to the Christian O. Carl's Show podcast.
Speaker 5: Christian is Tammy here.
Speaker 3: I was chased by an emu at a wildlife park
Speaker 3: in New South Wales when I was sixteen. I cannot
Speaker 3: remember how I got away. It's been wiped from my memory.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Early on the show, Patsy gave us a chilling encounter
Speaker 3: when she was chased by a goat and then gourd
Speaker 3: and flung into the air.
Speaker 6: I was It was like a circus act.
Speaker 5: Goats can't fling people into the air.
Speaker 6: Eight they can, They can't.
Speaker 3: You've not heard of any news stories about young kids
Speaker 3: been tossed around like a rag doll.
Speaker 5: By a goat.
Speaker 6: Yes, and I had gum boots on, so I had
Speaker 6: no grip on the wet, wintry grass.
Speaker 3: The time we go back to this story, there's another layer,
Speaker 3: like an onion, so vivid it is nine four one
Speaker 3: four one o four three. What animal has chased you?
Speaker 5: Simon?
Speaker 11: Good morning guy.
Speaker 23: How are you doing?
Speaker 5: Simon? I hope you o this morning? So what chased you?
Speaker 16: I got chased by a one bat?
Speaker 5: All right?
Speaker 3: Where were you driving.
Speaker 16: A taxi in north Ley and geta And there was
Speaker 16: one in the middle of the road, so I stopped
Speaker 16: and gave it a bit of a tap up the
Speaker 16: bum to move it off the road, and it chased
Speaker 16: me around the cab a few times.
Speaker 9: Overly faster chase.
Speaker 16: Oh no, they can move when they want to.
Speaker 5: What's their top speed? About two k an hour?
Speaker 16: Oh no, no, this one was a grumpy old bugger
Speaker 16: and he chased me.
Speaker 4: How many laps of the cab do you reckon? You
Speaker 4: did before you got away?
Speaker 16: I got I got three laps in before he get
Speaker 16: to the door.
Speaker 5: Simon.
Speaker 3: That's a great one. Thank you very much. You give
Speaker 3: us a cool mate. You made us chuckle.
Speaker 5: Thanks.
Speaker 3: Welcome by Zach Loch Zoch.
Speaker 5: Welcome to the show mate. And what animal has attacked you? Camel? Camel?
Speaker 5: Were you on a safari?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 12: No, it was in the suburbs of Melbourne. Actually were
Speaker 12: met my mates passing.
Speaker 5: What do you mean it was in the suburbs a camel.
Speaker 3: Where were we talking obviously Hipsterville, we're talking North Melbourne?
Speaker 5: Are we Brunswick?
Speaker 12: No, not even close. There was none a wedding.
Speaker 5: What was it in neighbors?
Speaker 12: There was a circus that was setting up and when
Speaker 12: you know.
Speaker 21: We know a circus story where my mates are passing
Speaker 21: by this paddock with a camel tied to a like
Speaker 21: a peg with a rope.
Speaker 12: So we thought it'd be fun to jump the fence
Speaker 12: and sort of feed it or something. It wasn't a
Speaker 12: very pleasant camel, but it sort of was doing these
Speaker 12: mock charges and did it at me, and the rope snaps,
Speaker 12: and all I could hear was this gurgling, froughing camel
Speaker 12: racing at me. So I just I just bolted and
Speaker 12: headed to the nearest tree, or the only tree, and
Speaker 12: climbed it to escape.
Speaker 3: It chased you up a tree. Yeah, mand, you just
Speaker 3: go to by your business and none of wandering. You
Speaker 3: see a man up a tree hiding from a camel.
Speaker 5: There you go the house prices.
Speaker 3: What a scene.
Speaker 5: Ris's one of my favorite.
Speaker 4: How long before someone came and wrangled the camel?
Speaker 3: Yes?
Speaker 12: Well, no, the camel had given up the chase. I
Speaker 12: ran like twenty five meters. The camel was long, had
Speaker 12: long given up, but I didn't stop. So I've got
Speaker 12: my mate laughing their heads up. There's got nothing was
Speaker 12: chasing me for a while.
Speaker 5: Oh Zoch, this is a great story. We'll send your price.
Speaker 5: Thank you very much for calling you mate, have a
Speaker 5: good day, thanks mate, Sodah.
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Speaker 3: Time for the time was stuff. Today is National Cattle Day.
Speaker 3: Australia's favorite meats according to Meat and Livestock Australia.
Speaker 5: What do we think the art? What's a number one?
Speaker 22: Name?
Speaker 5: The top two teams Beef number one.
Speaker 3: Yeah, number three, controversial, unexpected Lamb at number four, Paula
Speaker 3: is at number two.
Speaker 5: Chicken you got it? Chickens on one apout.
Speaker 3: We fifty kilograms of chicken per person each year.
Speaker 4: That's a future.
Speaker 5: That's a lot. Biggest cow.
Speaker 3: The wordiclese comes fromust trade. Do you remember when it
Speaker 3: made newsual of launch nickers? Was it out in Wade?
Speaker 4: Weren't you going to go make a pilgrim?
Speaker 5: Yes?
Speaker 3: There, we don't see the farmer didn't return our calls.
Speaker 3: I left the Voicemaunt offering him money. I did half
Speaker 3: a hundred bucks.
Speaker 5: Right. So we we were over there in the Margaret River.
Speaker 5: We were to see nickers. He was. I think it's
Speaker 5: six foot five huge.
Speaker 3: It's that the Mason Cox and the cows sim the
Speaker 3: covers of the pies actually as well. All right, So
Speaker 3: on National Cattle Day, we're looking for your cattle songs.
Speaker 5: I'm happy, all right, cattle songs.
Speaker 3: What songs the cattle listen to?
Speaker 5: I'll tell you love is a cattle field Gold.
Speaker 3: I heard it through the bow vine Gold, turn't look
Speaker 3: back in angus gold?
Speaker 5: Can I do it?
Speaker 3: I've got two more?
Speaker 24: One was terrible.
Speaker 3: Dropping it and other one bites of dust silver? Ah,
Speaker 3: what's on street there?
Speaker 5: Hoofs like Jagger. I'll end it there, Jackie boy. What
Speaker 5: songs the cattle listen to?
Speaker 4: Stairway to Heifer Gold, Bo Viney Rhapsody, Silver, Betty Davis Ribbi's.
Speaker 5: Oh back to Gold, that's great.
Speaker 4: An Elton John beautiful song. Cattle in the Wind. It
Speaker 4: seems to me she lived her life like a cattle
Speaker 4: in the wind.
Speaker 5: I think you still got that fever cow dung.
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Speaker 5: Our time wasted day.
Speaker 3: On National Cattle Day, we're asking you what songs to
Speaker 3: cattle listen to looking for your cattle songs, says count
Speaker 3: them down, Jack, you're ready to mark.
Speaker 4: Let's do it.
Speaker 3: A man on the move Gold, Daniel McCormack, well done,
Speaker 3: cow san Gold, they're very good today. Ring my cow
Speaker 3: bell Silver.
Speaker 5: I like to move it, move it gold.
Speaker 3: I don't stand doune go breaking my hearts. Silver, but Andy,
Speaker 3: I want to break freezing. What's the freezing tub of cow?
Speaker 5: The freezing yeah?
Speaker 4: Silver plus that's good.
Speaker 3: Count knowledge there, Wendy, Happy birthday, to move.
Speaker 10: The cow.
Speaker 5: Seen the counts on the birthday. I try Paul hurting
Speaker 5: Miss Daisy.
Speaker 4: It's not but if it was, savor, well we will
Speaker 4: do it.
Speaker 22: Trust mentally nothing guess wasted. Instant Parma gold, very good chicken,
Speaker 22: Parma cattle. They're regarded as cattle.
Speaker 5: Sheep.
Speaker 3: Goat okay, our packers don't cream. It's over Silver, Wait
Speaker 3: me up before you move move silver, bovine number five.
Speaker 5: This is bullvine number five.
Speaker 23: Dell.
Speaker 3: That's very funny. Fat boy slim right here right cow gold, Chris,
Speaker 3: that's so good. I like big butts by soloin mix a.
Speaker 4: Lot gold mark.
Speaker 5: They're on fire today.
Speaker 3: Cow will I Know by Whitney Mooston gold plus double
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Speaker 5: That's so good Coalma Cowmellion.
Speaker 4: He's a good gold blass.
Speaker 3: Sorry, I just realized they just tagged another tag on
Speaker 3: that already powerful Calma cow Melion by.
Speaker 5: Bull George Gold. That's very good.
Speaker 3: No boom Gorge to gore somebody to much for Jackie,
Speaker 3: you actually give them more than three This short circuits
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Speaker 5: Thank you very much.
Speaker 3: Share the amazing stories of animals that chased you starting
Speaker 3: to sing piano man and then giving up after a bit.
Speaker 3: Give me the Billy back tomorrow morning on the show.
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Speaker 3: then it's back. It's been too long because we've been
Speaker 3: away for a couple of weeks. Week Is Playing to
Speaker 3: Fame is back tomorrow morning at eight, and as a kid,
Speaker 3: what did you think of being rich meant?
Speaker 5: What were the signs?
Speaker 21: For me?
Speaker 3: It was anyone who had a double doored fridge.
Speaker 5: Do you know this?
Speaker 3: Wh as a kid, I just thought that was a
Speaker 3: sign of extreme wealth.
Speaker 5: Was it for you, Jackie boy?
Speaker 4: If you had a pool in your backyard? I didn't
Speaker 4: even know a kid with a pull any backyard.
Speaker 3: I don't know anyone around a pol be a frozen
Speaker 3: pond anyway in the UK. All right, So when you
Speaker 3: were a kid, what were the indicators? What were the
Speaker 3: scigenns that you thought someone's got money? They were loaded?
Speaker 3: What were the science for you?
Speaker 5: That's to our show.
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