WEBVTT - FULL: Do You Know Donald 0:00:00.560 --> 0:00:00.840 Quest. 0:00:00.920 --> 0:00:05.480 Yeah, welcome friends to the Christian O'Connell Show podcast. 0:00:07.920 --> 0:00:09.760 I do love the word epidshrie. 0:00:10.400 --> 0:00:11.440 Okay, I can explain. 0:00:11.560 --> 0:00:14.080 Please, we will see this movie. 0:00:14.120 --> 0:00:17.840 It's called Pretty Rooman Christian O'Connell show. Gold one O 0:00:17.960 --> 0:00:19.280 four point three. 0:00:20.440 --> 0:00:23.759 Actually got text messages from sewer Boss who rest of 0:00:23.920 --> 0:00:25.520 the moment she's said like quite a few botteam and 0:00:25.600 --> 0:00:27.560 got COVID at the moment. She said that when she 0:00:27.600 --> 0:00:29.440 does come back in the building, she has many questions 0:00:29.480 --> 0:00:33.440 about that night in Vegas. Good morning, it's Tuesday morning. 0:00:33.520 --> 0:00:36.960 Welcome to the Christian O'Connell Show. Good morning, Patsy, Good 0:00:36.960 --> 0:00:39.559 morning Jackie Boy. Hi you guys, how are you Jackie Boy? 0:00:39.640 --> 0:00:42.720 So for the next three weeks, jack is home alone 0:00:42.760 --> 0:00:46.760 while your wife and al Webby son are the holiday. 0:00:47.040 --> 0:00:49.720 They're they're in law with my in laws. So I 0:00:49.760 --> 0:00:53.640 have to make suredian slip. He moved on quickly, but 0:00:53.680 --> 0:00:55.080 we all felt that gut punch. 0:00:55.320 --> 0:00:56.080 They're in laws. 0:00:57.560 --> 0:00:59.720 You say they're in America. 0:01:00.040 --> 0:01:00.840 I can't hear it. 0:01:00.840 --> 0:01:03.480 No way for them to get this order. And what 0:01:03.560 --> 0:01:05.840 I have to make sure I'm not doing is ordering 0:01:06.160 --> 0:01:08.399 takeout for every meal of. 0:01:08.280 --> 0:01:12.040 My Yeah, because otherwise for three weeks. 0:01:12.120 --> 0:01:14.440 So when I first got home from the airport on Sunday, 0:01:14.560 --> 0:01:16.520 the first thing I did was got to Nandos because 0:01:16.520 --> 0:01:17.880 I didn't have Nando's. 0:01:17.480 --> 0:01:20.200 In America a daily basis. 0:01:20.360 --> 0:01:22.000 I don't have that much Nando's, but. 0:01:21.920 --> 0:01:26.280 I feel like isn't like a dirty takeout. I kicked 0:01:26.280 --> 0:01:28.360 myself because they put lettuce in some of those ramps. 0:01:28.720 --> 0:01:30.080 It's actually technically. 0:01:30.319 --> 0:01:30.960 It had tomato. 0:01:31.080 --> 0:01:33.880 Christ this is health food. It's a health diet. And 0:01:33.920 --> 0:01:35.240 what do you have? The Perry Perry chicken? 0:01:35.319 --> 0:01:37.759 Yeah, but I can't have pilts people delivering my meals 0:01:37.760 --> 0:01:40.919 to my door every day. So yesterday I went one better, 0:01:41.400 --> 0:01:45.920 drove to a takeout the chicken place I told you 0:01:45.959 --> 0:01:48.840 about Algina Lebanese Chocolate chicken. 0:01:48.920 --> 0:01:49.800 So that's on a Monday. 0:01:49.840 --> 0:01:51.680 If you start the week like that, the rest of 0:01:51.680 --> 0:01:54.040 the week will fall. And have you got beers in 0:01:54.080 --> 0:01:56.120 the fridge? Because if that was me, I'm watching TV 0:01:56.280 --> 0:01:58.880 opening a tinny because if there's no one else around, 0:01:59.080 --> 0:02:00.760 that's how we really have, isn't it. 0:02:00.840 --> 0:02:03.160 You have to be you guys, honestly have to be 0:02:03.320 --> 0:02:06.559 my eyes and ears and make sure that I'm not sponsors. 0:02:06.680 --> 0:02:08.519 Yes, for the next three weeks. 0:02:08.280 --> 0:02:10.560 Which is I cannot be trusted. I cannot have hot 0:02:10.600 --> 0:02:11.520 chips for every meal. 0:02:11.680 --> 0:02:12.200 No you can. 0:02:12.240 --> 0:02:13.520 I can't have beer in the fridge. 0:02:13.639 --> 0:02:15.280 I would love it if you did, though, And when 0:02:15.280 --> 0:02:16.960 Benker comes back, you've lighted up. 0:02:17.560 --> 0:02:22.639 There's like this beg puffball. Where's Jack? You're like, you're 0:02:22.639 --> 0:02:24.639 like Tom Hanks in the Elviss movie. 0:02:25.840 --> 0:02:26.040 Jack. 0:02:27.040 --> 0:02:30.960 Honestly, though, it's been two days and two takeout meals, 0:02:31.400 --> 0:02:32.399 so two from two? 0:02:32.880 --> 0:02:36.440 Please? However you start on a Monday, is how the 0:02:36.480 --> 0:02:36.960 rest of a week. 0:02:37.200 --> 0:02:40.519 This is a man begging for please you guys, it's 0:02:40.520 --> 0:02:45.960 on you. Nothing I can do. Make sure I cook 0:02:46.040 --> 0:02:48.040 my meals tonight. You know what you should do is 0:02:48.080 --> 0:02:49.639 why don't you take off and to eat. 0:02:49.600 --> 0:02:50.600 Uber uber eats? 0:02:50.800 --> 0:02:51.799 Yes, great idea. 0:02:52.040 --> 0:02:52.760 Are you going to do that? 0:02:53.680 --> 0:02:54.720 This door dash. 0:02:56.120 --> 0:02:58.240 Delivery as well? You need to delete all of them. 0:02:58.320 --> 0:02:58.760 Okay? 0:02:58.960 --> 0:03:00.799 You also, what is in the fritch? Have you got 0:03:00.800 --> 0:03:02.320 food to like? Make food for yourself? 0:03:02.320 --> 0:03:04.520 I went to the supermarket, yes, say and this I'm 0:03:04.560 --> 0:03:06.600 the worst of the supermarket if I don't have a list. 0:03:06.600 --> 0:03:08.840 So went in without a plan, came out with bananas 0:03:08.840 --> 0:03:10.079 and crumpets. That's all. 0:03:10.520 --> 0:03:15.400 So far the food of a man or a very 0:03:15.440 --> 0:03:21.160 stoned baits students surely as you're like zapping them at 0:03:21.200 --> 0:03:23.880 the self service stairy thinking this can't be my life. 0:03:25.040 --> 0:03:26.240 I've in the gone in there before. 0:03:26.240 --> 0:03:28.280 You just need something like a bunch of bananas and 0:03:28.320 --> 0:03:29.920 lou roll and you think this. 0:03:30.120 --> 0:03:33.040 I'm more than this. I can't just be these bananas 0:03:33.080 --> 0:03:33.880 and these crumpies. 0:03:33.919 --> 0:03:35.720 So I had the crumpets for breakfast, so I can't 0:03:35.720 --> 0:03:39.880 have them again for dinner. Please check in on me today, 0:03:40.040 --> 0:03:40.680 all right, we. 0:03:40.520 --> 0:03:43.480 Will The Christian O'Connell Show podcast. 0:03:43.800 --> 0:03:47.240 Good morning to young junior listener, ten year old Alfie's 0:03:47.320 --> 0:03:48.000 just emailed me. 0:03:48.280 --> 0:03:49.400 It's his birthday today. 0:03:49.440 --> 0:03:51.720 Have you birthday, Elfie? 0:03:52.560 --> 0:03:53.000 Alfie? 0:03:53.200 --> 0:03:53.840 Oh Elfie? 0:03:53.880 --> 0:03:58.160 Sorry, Elfree doesn't he's not a boy's names Elfree anyway, Alfie, 0:03:58.240 --> 0:04:02.680 happy birthday, Happy tenth. In fact, Elfie, I need to 0:04:02.680 --> 0:04:05.120 ask you a favor. Just chat to Jack Post, who's 0:04:05.120 --> 0:04:06.760 going to be home alone for the next three weeks. 0:04:06.920 --> 0:04:09.480 It is very clear that if we don't do a 0:04:09.640 --> 0:04:12.440 drastic intervention, you're going to have takeaway every day, ok. 0:04:12.640 --> 0:04:14.839 And I can't. I can't just have fried food every night. 0:04:14.920 --> 0:04:16.120 No, and not just that, pantsy. 0:04:16.520 --> 0:04:18.960 It was going, oh, there's no point just cooking for myself, 0:04:19.520 --> 0:04:21.960 you know, and we were saying, you just whatever's left over, right, 0:04:22.000 --> 0:04:24.040 because you've got all the effort, that's your lunch the 0:04:24.040 --> 0:04:25.039 next day, that's right. 0:04:25.120 --> 0:04:25.279 You know. 0:04:25.440 --> 0:04:27.719 I always end up leaving takeaway until I have to, 0:04:28.200 --> 0:04:30.520 Like it's in the fridge in the tupware for two 0:04:30.560 --> 0:04:32.120 weeks and then I throw it in the bin because 0:04:32.120 --> 0:04:33.360 I forget to look in there. 0:04:35.120 --> 0:04:37.560 What you just open up the fridge, it's there. You 0:04:37.640 --> 0:04:39.800 looking like you're peering at the back of a cave. 0:04:40.480 --> 0:04:42.680 It's just in the How deep your cake? How deep 0:04:42.760 --> 0:04:43.440 your fridge is it? 0:04:43.560 --> 0:04:43.680 Like? 0:04:43.880 --> 0:04:45.920 What's you going back your cave? You got to get 0:04:46.040 --> 0:04:49.000 a little trolley or got the back warehouse. 0:04:49.040 --> 0:04:51.560 But you know, sometimes the tupperware is smoggy and you 0:04:51.560 --> 0:04:52.600 can't really see what's in. 0:04:52.560 --> 0:04:53.880 There now because it's molding. 0:04:56.000 --> 0:04:58.640 I think we need to actually feed Jack. We need 0:04:58.640 --> 0:05:00.200 to start a new thing for the next three week weeks. 0:05:01.279 --> 0:05:03.440 Feed No he can have looking like his mumb or 0:05:03.480 --> 0:05:06.120 dad's freezer to say they've got any leftovers that you 0:05:06.160 --> 0:05:07.000 can send to feed? 0:05:07.040 --> 0:05:09.680 Sure Jack the leftovers in there too, though, Like yesterday 0:05:10.000 --> 0:05:12.400 I threw out some shas licks, some chicken shaz licks 0:05:12.400 --> 0:05:15.239 because they had freezer burn, Like, I forget the stuff's 0:05:15.279 --> 0:05:15.599 in there. 0:05:15.600 --> 0:05:16.520 What's freezer burn? 0:05:16.640 --> 0:05:19.160 It's where they're in the freezer for too long, and 0:05:19.200 --> 0:05:21.640 so they just taste revolting like ice. 0:05:21.839 --> 0:05:24.880 Never a freezer. They just went on this. 0:05:25.160 --> 0:05:29.960 Yeah, it's a thing. Perhaps he's speaking truth to power here? 0:05:30.480 --> 0:05:32.640 Is that right? If it's too long, it gets burnt. 0:05:32.680 --> 0:05:33.600 I do it all the time. 0:05:33.800 --> 0:05:36.679 The freezer is even more of an unknown. One sudden 0:05:36.760 --> 0:05:37.719 goes in the freezer. 0:05:38.240 --> 0:05:41.040 That top layer, there could be a body under that. 0:05:42.040 --> 0:05:43.880 The police were like, you didn't know your wife was 0:05:43.880 --> 0:05:46.320 a serial killer. She kept them all in the freezer. 0:05:46.400 --> 0:05:47.880 No, and it's on the second layer. 0:05:48.000 --> 0:05:51.240 It was underneath the piece. I didn't know, Officer. I've 0:05:51.240 --> 0:05:52.960 got no idea. Oh it's a hat. 0:05:52.960 --> 0:05:55.839 Shall we ask us have they got any leftovers before 0:05:55.839 --> 0:05:58.480 it gets freezer burn? I'm not even joking Jackie. He 0:05:58.520 --> 0:06:00.839 isn't even saying no, don't do this. Have you got 0:06:00.839 --> 0:06:02.839 any leftovers to feed? 0:06:03.080 --> 0:06:03.400 Jack? 0:06:03.480 --> 0:06:05.600 If you've got any leftovers where it's in the fridge 0:06:05.920 --> 0:06:07.800 or the freezer, let us know what it is. 0:06:07.839 --> 0:06:08.560 Pitch it to Jack. 0:06:08.600 --> 0:06:10.200 What did you have for tea last night. Yes, and 0:06:10.240 --> 0:06:11.000 I can it today. 0:06:11.040 --> 0:06:14.039 There you go. I've got some mac and cheese leftover. Yeah, 0:06:14.200 --> 0:06:14.800 I'll bring him. 0:06:14.839 --> 0:06:16.760 What did chow meine last night? You can have some 0:06:16.800 --> 0:06:17.000 of that. 0:06:17.240 --> 0:06:21.920 This is all Charmaine on a Monday. Love Love Cholmaine. 0:06:22.200 --> 0:06:24.239 No, not taking that out. 0:06:24.720 --> 0:06:26.840 I think it's is it because it's Partsy's cooking? 0:06:27.960 --> 0:06:29.560 No, the love God made it last night. 0:06:30.480 --> 0:06:35.880 Bring Christian Connell's show podcast. 0:06:35.800 --> 0:06:38.240 Coming up after seven o'clock your chance to win Billy 0:06:38.279 --> 0:06:42.240 jil tickets and be in the first five rows and 0:06:42.560 --> 0:06:44.479 give me the Billy has got even bigger now. It 0:06:44.640 --> 0:06:49.280 is completely sold out. Seventy thousand people in some like 0:06:49.360 --> 0:06:52.840 thirty hours brought up all the Billy Joel tickets for 0:06:52.880 --> 0:06:54.320 the MCG, which is amazing. 0:06:54.520 --> 0:06:55.160 Isn't incredible? 0:06:55.200 --> 0:06:59.159 Still having that pulling power for someone like Billy Jarlware 0:07:00.160 --> 0:07:02.560 think it's amazing that seventy thousand people have all just 0:07:02.600 --> 0:07:04.880 got the tickets for it. So anyway, we've got them 0:07:04.880 --> 0:07:06.880 every single day this week. We'll give a pair away 0:07:06.920 --> 0:07:10.000 today after seven o'clock. Right now, though, I really am 0:07:10.080 --> 0:07:12.520 relying on the kindness of you guys to help feed 0:07:12.720 --> 0:07:15.480 Jack this week. Can we get through the whole week 0:07:15.680 --> 0:07:19.040 where every day you're eating leftovers that the listeners give 0:07:19.080 --> 0:07:19.440 to you. 0:07:19.480 --> 0:07:22.360 This lacks dignity as an idea, but I do well. 0:07:22.160 --> 0:07:24.760 Were working on a radio, So when did you think 0:07:24.760 --> 0:07:26.320 there was anything dignified about this? 0:07:26.720 --> 0:07:27.080 Okay? 0:07:27.720 --> 0:07:30.720 So I've got some mac and cheese left over from 0:07:30.760 --> 0:07:33.160 sunder that I made, and also there's some left over 0:07:33.200 --> 0:07:36.440 from last night. I made a chicken in a mushroom 0:07:36.520 --> 0:07:39.800 sauce with potato wedges pub style. 0:07:40.120 --> 0:07:42.160 I don't like mushrooms. Could you pick them out? 0:07:42.640 --> 0:07:42.880 No? 0:07:43.000 --> 0:07:45.120 They added to the flavor of it. Do you like 0:07:45.160 --> 0:07:46.320 those potato wedges? 0:07:46.520 --> 0:07:48.280 I love potato wed weds. 0:07:48.280 --> 0:07:51.360 So once I brought yesterday from the supermarket, they said 0:07:51.400 --> 0:07:54.720 it was like Bird's Eye pub style beer battered and 0:07:54.760 --> 0:07:58.960 then it went and big letters limited edition. I actually 0:07:59.040 --> 0:08:02.160 looked around, like I don't be seen getting these start rushing. 0:08:02.840 --> 0:08:07.160 You know where they marketing works open mouth saplightly well, 0:08:07.560 --> 0:08:08.400 lucky to have. 0:08:08.280 --> 0:08:14.680 One of these, sir on the customers a limited collapse. 0:08:15.200 --> 0:08:18.320 Oh birds, are you spoiling me? The captain with this 0:08:18.840 --> 0:08:19.800 limited edition? 0:08:20.880 --> 0:08:23.680 Stop definitely brings. I don't want to miss out on 0:08:23.720 --> 0:08:24.440 the limited edition. 0:08:26.680 --> 0:08:29.400 Get them now, like Billy Joel tickets and I brought 0:08:29.440 --> 0:08:30.160 some up we could. 0:08:30.000 --> 0:08:32.880 Give them away to listeners. You can't get money, can't buy. 0:08:33.240 --> 0:08:37.400 Beer, batted pub stop and throat potato, which is oh 0:08:37.440 --> 0:08:39.720 the captain bird time? All right, So who's got some 0:08:39.800 --> 0:08:41.440 leftovers for Jack? Feed Jack? 0:08:41.800 --> 0:08:46.160 Nine four one four one four three Chris, good morning. 0:08:46.880 --> 0:08:52.040 Good morning. I've got shipping tie and I'm a shift 0:08:52.559 --> 0:08:56.400 so good, and it's already portioned up and take away 0:08:58.520 --> 0:09:00.720 my shitting in the freezer? 0:09:01.840 --> 0:09:02.240 Everybody? 0:09:02.400 --> 0:09:05.520 Do you turn around and you cook and then you 0:09:05.640 --> 0:09:08.840 portion it up and put it in the freezer there 0:09:09.000 --> 0:09:10.520 and you can microwave. 0:09:10.880 --> 0:09:12.160 Is there enough for me as well? 0:09:12.200 --> 0:09:17.920 Actually for tonight, I've got about five serves sitting in my. 0:09:17.840 --> 0:09:18.760 Freezer, all right? 0:09:18.800 --> 0:09:22.040 Can I have one of them as well? I've got 0:09:22.040 --> 0:09:26.840 no dignity scraps on somebody else's plate. I don't mind. 0:09:26.640 --> 0:09:28.600 Swap it for some of those condition wedges. 0:09:31.280 --> 0:09:33.760 And it's and it's got the veggies and all that 0:09:33.920 --> 0:09:38.840 through it. So you've got all your food groups so well, 0:09:38.920 --> 0:09:41.560 even let you put it eat it out of the 0:09:41.640 --> 0:09:44.360 taste away container so it's face washing up. 0:09:45.040 --> 0:09:46.880 And is this something that you cooked at the restaurant? 0:09:46.920 --> 0:09:48.439 You work out or is this something you cooked at home? 0:09:49.320 --> 0:09:53.360 Customers left? 0:09:53.240 --> 0:09:57.200 I cook it home, so you cook it home. So 0:09:57.440 --> 0:10:00.640 I've also got pea and handsup. You make it up. 0:10:01.040 --> 0:10:04.319 You have it to that day, delicious. 0:10:04.360 --> 0:10:06.439 Why you're not going to have any is that on 0:10:06.480 --> 0:10:07.120 the menu as well? 0:10:07.200 --> 0:10:07.720 Chris? 0:10:08.360 --> 0:10:13.080 You can have some pean handsuit and pull it out 0:10:13.200 --> 0:10:14.520 when you tell the cooking. 0:10:14.720 --> 0:10:17.760 Yeah, peanuts is a nice wintry, hearty lunch. 0:10:18.280 --> 0:10:19.200 Yea was still crusty. 0:10:19.240 --> 0:10:20.600 Bre have that crusty bread. 0:10:20.760 --> 0:10:24.040 I'll come pick it all up today. I'm feeling so 0:10:24.720 --> 0:10:25.840 I feel hungry now. 0:10:27.600 --> 0:10:29.440 Chris, you're very kind, Thank you very much. 0:10:29.480 --> 0:10:31.520 Stay there all right. 0:10:32.080 --> 0:10:34.080 We call this feature no dignity. 0:10:35.160 --> 0:10:38.679 This is the Christian O'Connell show podcast. 0:10:39.000 --> 0:10:41.839 Because I started talking about Bird's Eye and Captain Bird's Eye, 0:10:42.080 --> 0:10:45.400 I just googled, just to reconnect with my inner child, 0:10:45.800 --> 0:10:48.920 googled Captain Bird's Eye. I had even completed Bird's Eye 0:10:48.920 --> 0:10:51.679 when it just does also complete with the most popular 0:10:51.720 --> 0:10:54.720 sort of searches on there, what's Captain Bird's. 0:11:00.120 --> 0:11:00.200 Inn? 0:11:00.679 --> 0:11:04.560 And actually even ten percent thought, hey, is he a 0:11:04.679 --> 0:11:05.840 real naval captain? 0:11:06.480 --> 0:11:08.520 Like retired on now running trawler boats? 0:11:08.800 --> 0:11:09.400 Get all this? 0:11:09.520 --> 0:11:11.920 Delicious cards are putting fish Fingers. 0:11:12.559 --> 0:11:15.960 Based heavily on a real person. I suspect I love 0:11:16.040 --> 0:11:17.640 to hear that you guys in the UK had the 0:11:17.640 --> 0:11:18.600 same ad that we did. 0:11:19.040 --> 0:11:19.719 I don't know what you know. 0:11:19.840 --> 0:11:22.280 The various advertising mascots he grew up with, they were 0:11:22.400 --> 0:11:24.720 very well sort of thought out. I love the Captain 0:11:24.760 --> 0:11:25.920 birds are my favorite ones. 0:11:25.960 --> 0:11:29.440 I'll sing you a song as sea fish fingers. 0:11:29.480 --> 0:11:31.000 Yeah, I still remember it now. I used to get 0:11:31.080 --> 0:11:33.000 quite set when you saw the ad book Come on. 0:11:33.320 --> 0:11:35.600 Caitlin just came in our producer and said, oh my god, 0:11:35.640 --> 0:11:37.120 I used to love Captain. 0:11:38.320 --> 0:11:40.480 I reckon if that was if that was, if they 0:11:40.520 --> 0:11:42.720 if they came along and launched that now right, he'd 0:11:42.720 --> 0:11:44.319 have his own spin off show you. No, the mere 0:11:44.400 --> 0:11:48.360 Cats have had like number one best selling books. When 0:11:48.400 --> 0:11:50.880 I was in Camart the other day, they've got the 0:11:50.920 --> 0:11:53.720 meer Cat books are selling more than my my book. 0:11:54.559 --> 0:11:56.040 They compare the me Yes. 0:11:55.880 --> 0:11:58.360 They've got their own No No Jack best selling books. 0:11:59.640 --> 0:12:02.360 So you of what your book's lost out shelf space 0:12:02.440 --> 0:12:03.319 to those Meks. 0:12:03.480 --> 0:12:07.640 Compare the market volumes of the mere Cats. I played 0:12:07.679 --> 0:12:08.200 for that book. 0:12:08.200 --> 0:12:10.680 The men Cats out selling so counting Bird's Eye, I 0:12:10.679 --> 0:12:13.880 mean the world is Oyster. That's a Netflix show, the 0:12:13.880 --> 0:12:17.160 prequel story our universe of the Bird's Eye family. Anyway, 0:12:17.200 --> 0:12:21.520 that's not what I want to talk about. 0:12:23.320 --> 0:12:25.040 Team, can we dig out that advert? Though? 0:12:25.280 --> 0:12:27.079 I can't move on until we've heard that advert. I 0:12:27.080 --> 0:12:29.120 think the listeners are demanding we find that advert and 0:12:29.120 --> 0:12:31.640 play to you as well. Shout out to Captain Bird's Eyes. 0:12:32.720 --> 0:12:35.080 I still partly still hopes he is a real versus 0:12:35.360 --> 0:12:38.760 a real retired naval captain of that trauna boat. All right, 0:12:38.880 --> 0:12:43.000 so have you been chased by an animal? What we're 0:12:43.040 --> 0:12:45.600 hoping to do then is complete the alphabet. So have 0:12:45.679 --> 0:12:47.280 you got an animal that we can tick of one 0:12:47.280 --> 0:12:50.840 of the letters of the alphabet that has chased you down? Patsy, 0:12:50.920 --> 0:12:51.960 what can you kick us off with? 0:12:52.240 --> 0:12:52.480 Yes? 0:12:52.840 --> 0:12:56.120 I have been chased before by a goat and it 0:12:56.200 --> 0:12:59.160 was terrifying. I was about eight. We're out on a farm, 0:12:59.440 --> 0:13:02.520 on a friend's farm, and we were collecting mushrooms. 0:13:02.600 --> 0:13:04.760 And what mushrooms? 0:13:04.920 --> 0:13:07.120 My magic ones or no, not magic ones. We used 0:13:07.160 --> 0:13:10.120 to always go mushy mushy hunting. 0:13:11.320 --> 0:13:15.559 He was like soapiece earlier for a TV soap opera 0:13:15.880 --> 0:13:17.079 soapiece mushies. 0:13:17.640 --> 0:13:18.280 Oh no, it's great. 0:13:18.280 --> 0:13:19.280 You get a bit of rainfall. 0:13:19.559 --> 0:13:20.640 Time for the newsies. 0:13:20.679 --> 0:13:24.800 Now with patties get a bit of rainfall, it's like, oh, 0:13:25.040 --> 0:13:26.880 the mushies will be out. Grab the bucket, we'll go 0:13:26.960 --> 0:13:27.760 mushroom hunting. 0:13:28.480 --> 0:13:30.079 How many mushies would you get. 0:13:32.559 --> 0:13:34.480 Over the shop today? Mate? 0:13:35.120 --> 0:13:38.400 Where's the guy coming on the goat? 0:13:38.720 --> 0:13:39.600 Back to the story. 0:13:39.800 --> 0:13:44.280 It was terrifying because I didn't see him coming and 0:13:44.320 --> 0:13:48.880 he had horns, and quite seriously, it was terrifying. He 0:13:49.080 --> 0:13:53.360 lifted me up off the ground. You asked my mother. 0:13:53.320 --> 0:13:56.160 Anyone who's got a story about where something lifted them 0:13:56.240 --> 0:13:59.480 off the ground, I simply will not believe it was 0:14:01.360 --> 0:14:03.040 my legs. 0:14:03.640 --> 0:14:06.599 My legs were dangling in front of me, and it 0:14:07.160 --> 0:14:11.400 nearly pierced my buttics. But it nearly pierced my But 0:14:11.720 --> 0:14:13.480 it was terrifying. And to this day, I will not 0:14:13.600 --> 0:14:15.160 eat goat. I will not padda goat. 0:14:15.200 --> 0:14:18.439 I will not what a great rule I'm constantly being 0:14:18.440 --> 0:14:25.160 offered goat? And don't tell me another flying. 0:14:23.680 --> 0:14:27.640 Through the airs, dangling. It's bringing back too many memories. 0:14:28.520 --> 0:14:29.720 It was terrifying. 0:14:31.440 --> 0:14:33.760 Eight years of my life so far, flash. 0:14:33.480 --> 0:14:36.320 Of from my mushrooms everywhere es. 0:14:37.120 --> 0:14:37.720 They wear. 0:14:39.200 --> 0:14:40.440 It's my story with a goat. 0:14:40.720 --> 0:14:44.880 Thank you. So we found Captain Bert Yeah nine, We're 0:14:44.920 --> 0:14:45.640 all over the place. 0:14:47.000 --> 0:14:50.400 You're listening to the Questian Know Carl's Show podcast. 0:14:50.600 --> 0:14:52.840 Before we get into finding out this morning, if we 0:14:52.880 --> 0:14:57.200 can complete the entire alphabet A through to set with 0:14:57.400 --> 0:15:01.840 all the animals that have chased you, Captain Bird's Eye 0:15:02.040 --> 0:15:05.160 as won't go away, the Great Captain birds Eye. We 0:15:05.200 --> 0:15:07.360 found the advert the reason when we talk about Captain 0:15:07.360 --> 0:15:10.800 birds I was buying some frozen potato wedges yesterday and 0:15:10.840 --> 0:15:13.280 I bought some birds Eye. Don't think I saw the 0:15:13.280 --> 0:15:15.640 Captain's face on them. I don't know if they I 0:15:15.680 --> 0:15:17.800 couldn't see. It's familiar beard in the navel cat. 0:15:18.280 --> 0:15:20.640 Now, the more you say, I don't think I remember 0:15:20.720 --> 0:15:23.280 him since childhood. He hasn't been on the ads. 0:15:23.400 --> 0:15:25.600 I think he's still on the fish Fingers packet, isn't he? 0:15:25.720 --> 0:15:26.840 I'm pretty sure last. 0:15:26.640 --> 0:15:30.000 Time I was used. You're right, why would we bring 0:15:30.080 --> 0:15:31.920 back a fresh trawl of potato wedges? 0:15:33.440 --> 0:15:35.920 He's the captain. He doesn't worry about stuff like that. 0:15:36.280 --> 0:15:39.680 Anyway, Lennond and McCartney would have killed a tune as 0:15:39.720 --> 0:15:40.120 good as this. 0:15:41.080 --> 0:15:44.920 Are you hungry? 0:15:47.960 --> 0:15:50.040 You was hunger the sheep. 0:15:59.040 --> 0:16:10.440 Tea gone bart to goodness, all, carry on with the show. 0:16:10.480 --> 0:16:16.680 Now, have you been chased by an animal? If so, 0:16:16.800 --> 0:16:19.720 whatever the animal, we need it for our aid ass 0:16:20.240 --> 0:16:23.800 of animals that have chased down listeners. Yet more pioneering 0:16:23.880 --> 0:16:27.920 science work. We're doing Science World. You're welcome. We're at 0:16:27.960 --> 0:16:32.840 the frontier here. We're not the Captain but Breakfast Radio. 0:16:33.240 --> 0:16:34.600 All right, let's go to Tony. 0:16:34.600 --> 0:16:36.760 See. We're gonna kick us off with good morning, Tony. 0:16:37.680 --> 0:16:38.840 Oh, good morning everybody. 0:16:38.920 --> 0:16:41.680 A longtime listener, first time call. And I could have 0:16:41.760 --> 0:16:43.880 actually sung that so singing the song in. 0:16:43.800 --> 0:16:48.400 The cart and I was, yeah, it's amazing how it 0:16:48.480 --> 0:16:51.160 stays in. It stays in your DNA, doesn't it, Tony? 0:16:51.760 --> 0:16:52.960 It does? It does here? 0:16:53.280 --> 0:16:56.480 Now, Tony take us there, what animal chase you down to? 0:16:57.120 --> 0:17:00.640 You can take the off the list. I was back 0:17:00.680 --> 0:17:04.400 in nineteen seventy, you would have been around seventeth grade two. 0:17:04.640 --> 0:17:09.880 Our whole class went to Hillsville Century and I got 0:17:10.160 --> 0:17:12.840 fascinated looking at some sort of animal. I can't remember 0:17:12.880 --> 0:17:15.879 what it was. And the particular group I was in 0:17:15.920 --> 0:17:20.280 all moved on and I hear the teacher yell out. 0:17:20.680 --> 0:17:23.080 Don't get here, and. 0:17:25.160 --> 0:17:29.400 I ran and as I was running, the class started laughing. 0:17:29.880 --> 0:17:32.720 I didn't know, but there was an EMU right behind me, 0:17:32.800 --> 0:17:35.199 and the EMU actually pecked me on the shoulder and 0:17:35.200 --> 0:17:37.960 they all just laughed and laughed and laughed. I cried 0:17:38.040 --> 0:17:40.920 because I turned around to see these two eyes looking 0:17:40.960 --> 0:17:41.639 at me, and. 0:17:43.119 --> 0:17:45.359 Yeah, I had a little kid from grade two, you know. 0:17:45.520 --> 0:17:48.760 And they never let me forget that. At school. 0:17:48.760 --> 0:17:51.040 I'd always say, oh, you chased you. 0:17:51.160 --> 0:17:52.959 And I still keep in touch with a couple of 0:17:53.000 --> 0:17:56.120 mates from them, and they have you told your kids 0:17:56.160 --> 0:17:56.680 about doing you? 0:17:57.760 --> 0:18:00.720 Lady still known as the EU go Tony. 0:18:01.520 --> 0:18:03.600 I reckon that Amy. You knew you were easy. Pray 0:18:03.680 --> 0:18:04.560 that you were grade too. 0:18:04.640 --> 0:18:06.560 It would have gone for grade nine or something, but 0:18:06.560 --> 0:18:09.720 the grade too that go for oh kid running his. 0:18:09.640 --> 0:18:12.399