Speaker 1: People do some weird ship.
Speaker 2: Hello, I'm Tracy Grimshaw.
Speaker 1: Welcome to a parent affair tonight. We're coming to you
Speaker 1: from my bedroom. Some the feelings that make more sense
Speaker 1: than others.
Speaker 3: Hitch is traded in gymnast One commodore games Goald in
Speaker 3: nineteen ninety that his performance on the pommel Horse India
Speaker 3: Marcus grow.
Speaker 2: Up, bless yourself for observations you didn't ask for.
Speaker 4: You are a cheap tramp and a filthy liar.
Speaker 5: This is just still to play a couple of mitches reckon.
Speaker 2: We should include Jenna's name in the opener.
Speaker 1: Tell about a compromise. We'll say your name, but.
Speaker 5: It's said in the simlish drap a luby perfect now
Speaker 5: his michtui and ye swear here?
Speaker 2: How are we all?
Speaker 1: Jenna? That's going to be a big show?
Speaker 2: Oh is it?
Speaker 6: Ja?
Speaker 1: Apparently? So apparently that's what I say every week without
Speaker 1: even noticing I do.
Speaker 2: Someone pointed out in the Faithbook group that perhaps there's
Speaker 2: a bit of false advertising going on. You say big
Speaker 2: show every single week.
Speaker 1: It has been a series of big shows.
Speaker 2: I think today's the big one. Talkback tings everyone's favorite segment.
Speaker 1: Yeah actually voted it's not just hyperbole. Everyone's actual favorite segment.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's we bit a pole in our Facebook group
Speaker 2: and talkback tings where we play random odd shit that
Speaker 2: we hear on talkback radio is the favorite. And so
Speaker 2: I've got another one today. It's actually brilliant and.
Speaker 1: I've never heard them. So this is my Is it
Speaker 1: like a character that we've scrutinized before. Yes, John laws
Speaker 1: ah Ojig, original golden microphone broadcaster.
Speaker 2: The legend Lord to Himself is back again and this
Speaker 2: one is just gold I can't wait to play it
Speaker 2: to you guys.
Speaker 1: Okay, brilliant. I was going to say, though, Mitchell, I
Speaker 1: saw on your Instagram the other day. Actually, if you're
Speaker 1: a fan of the Instagram or any of our socials,
Speaker 1: you'll notice that we go Instagram live every Sunday night.
Speaker 1: We do yes, And this Sunday night, we didn't go
Speaker 1: Instagram live. I was quite busy. I had things on,
Speaker 1: but I had a friend message me and go, why
Speaker 1: weren't you on Instagram lived my dad's sixty tho. I
Speaker 1: was getting drunk, I'll getting turned.
Speaker 2: I decided the show must go on with or without you.
Speaker 2: I'm going to do the Instagram live anyway. I swear
Speaker 2: this is the third time you've used your dad's birthday
Speaker 2: as an excuse in the space of one year. But
Speaker 2: that's all right, it.
Speaker 1: Was just six years.
Speaker 2: You've always got so many family events.
Speaker 1: It's weird. And I don't even have that big of
Speaker 1: a family. I'm white, Like, we don't even have I've
Speaker 1: got two aunties and an uncle.
Speaker 2: But anyway, I did carry on without you, and.
Speaker 1: Someone said, did you know Kums was going on a date?
Speaker 1: And I didn't know, So you were a wee little date.
Speaker 2: Did you make proof that you can instagram live and multitask?
Speaker 2: Just write that one down.
Speaker 1: Cherry, Okay, definitely.
Speaker 2: So yeah, I was. I was going on a date
Speaker 2: at seven and our six perm Instagram live. I was like,
Speaker 2: I'll just use this opportunity to get everyone's advice. Oh well,
Speaker 2: I think the original outfit I was gonna wear on
Speaker 2: this Tinder date got completely slammed by our so called fans.
Speaker 2: But that's all right. They gave me advice. Yeah, it
Speaker 2: was fun.
Speaker 1: Was it a Kesha shirt or a Miley shirt or
Speaker 1: some sort of merchandise.
Speaker 2: No, it's one of my favorite jumpers. They said I
Speaker 2: looked like a teacher.
Speaker 1: Oh, we can't have. Did you watch the Live? Jane?
Speaker 1: Did you see what?
Speaker 2: I asked her to join the Live in your place?
Speaker 2: And she didn't even reply.
Speaker 7: I just go.
Speaker 2: How the weight of this show on my shoulders again?
Speaker 1: Well, rather than get the nitty green and the details
Speaker 1: of the day, and I thought, it's actually been a
Speaker 1: while and we should check in and do this viagra update.
Speaker 1: It's got that made. Okay, let's let's check because you
Speaker 1: made the deep and gut wrenching, heartfelt raw black. They're
Speaker 1: of a better word revelation that your dick is broken
Speaker 1: a couple episodes ago.
Speaker 2: It's not quite what I said. I said that a
Speaker 2: side effect of my antidepressants, which I've only just started
Speaker 2: taking recently, is sexual dysfunction. Yes, and so as a
Speaker 2: safeguard they've given me viagra in case I am having
Speaker 2: performance issues in the bedroom?
Speaker 1: Got it? And did you get to that point with
Speaker 1: via your dame?
Speaker 2: No, I still have not used the viagra. I'm sorry
Speaker 2: to disappoint. I'll be allowed to use Channel nines it.
Speaker 1: With gret Ocloid. I've got the journalist done with me.
Speaker 1: Basil Lemmings, how's the week been it?
Speaker 2: Hasn't been a hard week?
Speaker 7: Oh?
Speaker 1: Really interesting? So another word you'd say, it probably was
Speaker 1: a soft so, yes, amaldime soft soft.
Speaker 2: It's not like it's always so anyway.
Speaker 1: No, but this week was a soft one.
Speaker 2: No, it still works. It's just in case when I'm
Speaker 2: with another person.
Speaker 1: Right, you wouldn't say it hasn't been a hard week.
Speaker 2: Well, no, I didn't. I didn't fuck this person on
Speaker 2: the hint to day, that's what you're saying. We very
Speaker 2: politely said yeah, let's see each other again, and then
Speaker 2: have not texted since. I think it was one of
Speaker 2: those days.
Speaker 1: Have you taken one of the viagras around a date time?
Speaker 1: Because last time you took it as a practice when
Speaker 1: you're padding your cat, and that thought it was a
Speaker 1: new toy to play with you.
Speaker 2: It's complete, complete, been circumstanced making things up about me
Speaker 2: with the cause.
Speaker 1: Did have you used it in a intercourse situation?
Speaker 2: No, I still haven't. Thank you for checking in.
Speaker 1: That's fine. That was the first edition of viagra upstate.
Speaker 1: Keep you updated great.
Speaker 2: Also, this guy, by the way, he I was like,
Speaker 2: I don't know if this is gonna work because he's like,
Speaker 2: I don't really drink or use social media, and I'm
Speaker 2: like that all idea is that's my brand and my job,
Speaker 2: and that's my That's what I do my free time,
Speaker 2: drink and go on TikTok live, like.
Speaker 1: Wouldn't have word. I hate podcasts too. This will be
Speaker 1: a great day.
Speaker 2: You know what he said? Oh you do a podcast.
Speaker 2: I'll have to watch it.
Speaker 1: No, No, is it forty? I'll have to watch it.
Speaker 1: Is he going to get a second date?
Speaker 2: I don't believe.
Speaker 8: So.
Speaker 2: I don't anticipate that. But that's the right I needs.
Speaker 2: These things happen trial and error.
Speaker 1: True.
Speaker 2: I wasn't like in love with him.
Speaker 1: No, good, good, glad he's not watching. Well, let's jump in.
Speaker 1: If it is your first time listening, whit is it
Speaker 1: just me? Every week we start the show with something
Speaker 1: we've noticed, something we hate or appreciate. They're the iems?
Speaker 1: Is it just me? M Mitch?
Speaker 7: Go?
Speaker 1: Why don't you go first? Because I went first last week?
Speaker 2: I don't think you've gone first for like three weeks,
Speaker 2: to be honest, So I think you're about you, but
Speaker 2: I'm happy to it's up to you.
Speaker 1: Was get nervous. I'm like, when you go first, mirors
Speaker 1: are always well thought out and planned, and I've always
Speaker 1: written out on a post it note on the way here. Sure,
Speaker 1: let's jump in.
Speaker 7: Is it just me?
Speaker 2: The sad movies never make you cry usually?
Speaker 1: Oh so it depends on the movie that I'm I
Speaker 1: sort of lean towards the crier.
Speaker 2: Well, I no matter how sad the movie, even the
Speaker 2: saddest movies I've seen in my life ones that's bring
Speaker 2: to mind obviously, you know Titanic right credit dog Fault
Speaker 2: in our Stars, very sad.
Speaker 1: It was all.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it was very sad. I just kind of like
Speaker 2: carried it around internally, didn't actually shared a single tear.
Speaker 2: Oh okay, And I've always been like, oh whatever, I'm
Speaker 2: not much of a crier. But oh, I watched a
Speaker 2: movie last week, that new one on Disney Plus, you
Speaker 2: know Clouds.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I've seen. I haven't seen it myself, but i've
Speaker 1: seen the trailer.
Speaker 2: Yes, So embrace yourself if you see it. Because I
Speaker 2: was a mess, and I wasn't expecting to be because
Speaker 2: I was like I never cried during movies, no matter
Speaker 2: how sad. And also I did think it was going
Speaker 2: to be really daggy, like I don't know, you know,
Speaker 2: notebook or the last Song or some shit where Oh yeah,
Speaker 2: that's kind of thing I thought. I thought it was
Speaker 2: going to be like that. And so the movie is
Speaker 2: about this eighteen year old ride that has cancer and
Speaker 2: he knows it's terminal, so he stops taking chemo. So
Speaker 2: he's like, I'm going to enjoy the last few months
Speaker 2: of my life and he wants to release a song
Speaker 2: and you know, perform and live his dream before he
Speaker 2: carks it. And he puts the video on YouTube. It
Speaker 2: goes viral, and I'm thinking this is a very far
Speaker 2: fetched plot, okay, And then turns out it's a completely
Speaker 2: true story. And if you go on YouTube, the songs
Speaker 2: the video is actually there, the real song, the actor,
Speaker 2: the actual guy that the movie is based on, which
Speaker 2: I had no idea it was true. And that's when
Speaker 2: I went to pieces and song was so terrible that no,
Speaker 2: it's a beautiful song. I've actually added it to my
Speaker 2: Apple Music. It went number one when he died. It
Speaker 2: was because the story blew up, and now all these
Speaker 2: years later they've made a movie all the story. His
Speaker 2: name was Zach Sobiak, and yeah, I didn't realize it
Speaker 2: was the true story. And that's it.
Speaker 1: Ruined me, Jane, did you see the TikTok? Yes?
Speaker 2: That was the That was the movie that made me cry.
Speaker 1: I'm getting it if you haven't seen it, I haven't
Speaker 1: added this on to the wall and the sound effects.
Speaker 7: Me.
Speaker 1: I watched it without sound and I thought this was
Speaker 1: like a you know, a dead Auntie moment, like to
Speaker 1: the camera. He finally cracked it, and I'm like, I
Speaker 1: spent thirty dollars on getting him a sports girl, Jade,
Speaker 1: I roll to get rid of his bags.
Speaker 2: And it wasn't It wasn't pretty.
Speaker 1: Yeah, did you wrap yourself in the little way?
Speaker 2: I did have the way to blanket on me when
Speaker 2: I watched the film that much.
Speaker 1: I did so all the tears are pushed at the top.
Speaker 1: He let me find Mitchell Coombs. I got to sift
Speaker 1: through all that Jack Frost spun. Come what.
Speaker 2: Realize? I don't mean like welling up that that's proper sobbing.
Speaker 5: No.
Speaker 9: I love the juxtaposition between that and the song. Sounds
Speaker 9: so positive.
Speaker 2: Yes, I know, but once you understand the context, that's
Speaker 2: actually the song that he that blew.
Speaker 1: Up, that he who films himself sobbing.
Speaker 2: I don't know it was actually I had to prove
Speaker 2: it to myself that I'm able to because like, this
Speaker 2: is this is a little bit weird, Jenna, You'll be
Speaker 2: able to back me up here though. So, as I
Speaker 2: mentioned the bloody antidepressants they put me on recently, they
Speaker 2: don't necessarily make you feel happy or sad. You just
Speaker 2: kind of feel nothing, yes, exactly. So it's just kind
Speaker 2: of numbing. So I was like, oh, it's really nice
Speaker 2: to feel something that sounds really depressing, wasn't it. But yeah,
Speaker 2: I was like, oh god, this is nice. Actually it
Speaker 2: was a beautiful release.
Speaker 9: No, that's so true.
Speaker 1: Oh you do have feelings.
Speaker 2: So everyone was just as surprised as I was. But
Speaker 2: that went on for like half an hour after the movie.
Speaker 1: I don't believe this is real.
Speaker 2: It was real, And it was one of those things
Speaker 2: where you know when you think you finished crying and
Speaker 2: you're like, yeah, yeah, yeah, I've got my shit back together, Okay,
Speaker 2: now throw the chish about, and then I just feel
Speaker 2: like and well up again. I do the really tight squinted.
Speaker 1: Eye ye yeah, yeah, yeah yeah.
Speaker 2: That went on for half an hour. I'm like, I
Speaker 2: thought I was done.
Speaker 1: I reckon, Isabella. I had another swipe of his dick
Speaker 1: or something because and that's why he was crying. So
Speaker 1: we'll put a sad movie on you. I don't think
Speaker 1: you're capable of that amount of sob.
Speaker 2: No, it was it was full on and it's been
Speaker 2: that's never happened to me before. And it was really
Speaker 2: well done that movie. But also I read online that
Speaker 2: apparently crying during movies does not make you weak, it
Speaker 2: makes you emotionally stronger. So I'm like, oh, maybe it
Speaker 2: means I've become emotionally stronger over the years, because it's
Speaker 2: been a while since I've watched a sad movie. I
Speaker 2: think like Red Dog or Fault Now Stars might have
Speaker 2: been the last one.
Speaker 1: You love a cancer flick. Dam you've got your laptop there,
Speaker 1: why don't you just get Disney Plus open and then
Speaker 1: and then scrub through to the end when the poor
Speaker 1: guy takes.
Speaker 2: It's still fresh from one of those ones that I
Speaker 2: kind of like carry around with me, and every time
Speaker 2: I think about it, I go.
Speaker 1: If I'm not convinced it was, I want I just
Speaker 1: want you to give the last minute.
Speaker 2: I don't know if I could cry and command. As
Speaker 2: you know, I have a struggle with a performance at
Speaker 2: the moment. If I'm put under pressure, I don't know
Speaker 2: if I will get it up.
Speaker 1: I can't get it up here, has problems there, but
Speaker 1: get the video up?
Speaker 2: Do you have to have the app?
Speaker 1: You deal with it?
Speaker 2: I've never used Disney Plus.
Speaker 6: You do?
Speaker 1: They just Google gother browser. Okay, the new Mendalaurean's coming
Speaker 1: out of bricks on it.
Speaker 2: It's longer than a minute, so I might have to
Speaker 2: You guys might have to chat amongst yourselves. I'm going
Speaker 2: to unplug the headphones. Don't look at me until I'm
Speaker 2: already crying. Okay, keep I really didn't think I will.
Speaker 1: That's fine, I'll just on some.
Speaker 2: Like my friend's a noise canceler.
Speaker 1: Just do you think we got a covered?
Speaker 2: I still haven't even found the moment.
Speaker 1: I thought you're turning your for you Now you're right
Speaker 1: there we go? Thank God? When was the last time
Speaker 1: you cry the film?
Speaker 10: I always cried during animal films?
Speaker 1: Oh, Bambi, Yes, I can't.
Speaker 10: Even watch that.
Speaker 9: Oh yes, yes, it's been a while since I saw that.
Speaker 9: But the saddest movie ever is Heartchie.
Speaker 1: Who Heartchie sounds like a dish to Japanese restaurant.
Speaker 10: Well, it's about a Japanese dog and it's based on
Speaker 10: a true story.
Speaker 1: I was just like the Mali and Me Japan version.
Speaker 2: No, this is worse die.
Speaker 9: No, the owner died and it waits for years at
Speaker 9: the train station for him to come home.
Speaker 1: Oh that's hard, right, Yes, yeah, i'd cried too, that's
Speaker 1: so sad. Last movie I cried out was with Mitchell. Actually,
Speaker 1: let's just do a quick check in. Okay, not crying, yes,
Speaker 1: but he looks very mad, so yeah, just his normal state.
Speaker 1: I cried during A Star is Born. Really yeah, about
Speaker 1: twenty minutes ten. I cried when when she dided Bradley
Speaker 1: Cooper to get the ice the peas the ice pack
Speaker 1: foot or a nose or something. I don't know. She
Speaker 1: needed the ice pack and then they sung that song
Speaker 1: in the car park, and I.
Speaker 2: Really I thought maybe towards the end.
Speaker 1: I cried towards the end too when as a dog
Speaker 1: involved and it's waiting as well.
Speaker 10: Yes, that was a very twice.
Speaker 1: In that movie. And then I cried in the Simpsons
Speaker 1: movie when Barton Homer reconciled their differences. Yeah, and then
Speaker 1: I don't really remember. I was to cry. My mum
Speaker 1: and dad will cry and my dad will cry. He'll
Speaker 1: never see an episode of the Bachelor, like, not one
Speaker 1: episode of a season, and then sit down conveniently when
Speaker 1: the finale's on. Oh really, my dad, I don't know.
Speaker 10: I can't cry over things like that.
Speaker 1: Oh, my dad, can I almost your chicken? He still looks. Man,
Speaker 1: there's no tears coming out.
Speaker 10: Into it.
Speaker 1: I can't force it. Yeah, same, I just can't do it.
Speaker 1: But if it comes, it comes.
Speaker 9: If an animal is involved in any single way, like.
Speaker 1: What without being hurt, if it's in it, yes, you'll
Speaker 1: cry the moment you see an animal.
Speaker 10: Yes, there was.
Speaker 9: This really really beautiful animated elephant film. I forget the
Speaker 9: name of it.
Speaker 1: That's sort of the one.
Speaker 10: No, I can't watch that other one, the.
Speaker 1: One on Netflix as Japanese as well, the big Fat
Speaker 1: Pig that escapes.
Speaker 10: The No, I can't watch that, Goku.
Speaker 1: What's it called.
Speaker 2: I can't watch that, No, Jackie.
Speaker 1: It's called something. It's got a name, Bogy. Do you
Speaker 1: know what?
Speaker 9: Yeah, I know the exact one, and I can't even
Speaker 9: watch it.
Speaker 10: I can't even watch the trailer.
Speaker 1: The in his eyes?
Speaker 2: Okay, okay, okay, how.
Speaker 1: Long does it take him to die? Not in real
Speaker 1: life the movie go.
Speaker 2: Every time I was about to well up, I would
Speaker 2: see both of your heads dart in my direction, and
Speaker 2: I could tell I was being watched.
Speaker 1: I have peripherals, no tears, just as I suspected.
Speaker 2: I feel like if I wasn't being watched, I would
Speaker 2: have because I was home alone when it happened.
Speaker 1: Maybe he felt inhibited.
Speaker 2: Say that very quickly.
Speaker 9: His eyes are a bit glassy.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's.
Speaker 2: How is that the Viago talking?
Speaker 1: It can't be on Viagara and Cragger at the same time.
Speaker 1: Someone going to be a prescription for that's my best
Speaker 1: gear of the show. Let's move on. Are we ready
Speaker 1: for mine? Your heart? Let's pig and cry with cancer disgusting?
Speaker 7: Is it just me?
Speaker 1: Are their foods you were banned from eating as a
Speaker 1: kid that you still just don't eat?
Speaker 11: Yeah?
Speaker 2: But I also don't understand why I ate them as
Speaker 2: a kid anyway, Like Mama's right.
Speaker 1: Yeah, mostly junk food, right yeah?
Speaker 2: Like roll up? Why?
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I wasn't banned from roll ups, but I
Speaker 1: love them with the little patterns on them, the round
Speaker 1: kids and chucky.
Speaker 7: Oh I still love a roller well, I was.
Speaker 1: I still eat everything, like everything that junk and name
Speaker 1: of junk food, and I've probably eaten it this week.
Speaker 1: Go oh Dunkaru Mate slammed a pack before record.
Speaker 2: Whiz fizz mate a Yogo.
Speaker 1: No, I don't think they make them anymore. Ship my
Speaker 1: head's off, sucked my guts.
Speaker 2: Out grounds keep it, Jenna, Google that please, now that's
Speaker 2: the go go go to Yogo.
Speaker 9: You know the gorilla thing?
Speaker 1: Yeah, the chocolate.
Speaker 2: Oh, this is bullshit. You claiming eating everything. You don't
Speaker 2: even know what the yoga thing is. Google it.
Speaker 1: I've eaten everything you did.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but I said name of junk food. I've probably
Speaker 2: eaten that.
Speaker 1: What a stupid thing. The clan.
Speaker 2: I've eaten everything you claimed it? Mate, Here we go anyway,
Speaker 2: whyn't you bring this up?
Speaker 6: Oh?
Speaker 1: Yeah, I've pumped yoga.
Speaker 2: Oh you found it.
Speaker 1: I used to buy them for the block bathroom reveals
Speaker 1: every Sunday night. Because I say this because the other
Speaker 1: day Hayden was doing the grocery shoping and I don't
Speaker 1: work working till mids. I'm gonna got their shoping. What
Speaker 1: do you want? I get all these these the basics,
Speaker 1: and he was getting cream for something he was making,
Speaker 1: and then he's like, do you want STRINGERSSD I was
Speaker 1: a kid, right, I used to. I was obsessed with stringers,
Speaker 1: and my mom would have let me have stringers, you know,
Speaker 1: the little cheesy mozzarelative and peel them. Right. Well, I
Speaker 1: would get them for my lunch snack. And what I
Speaker 1: would do is I'd get like maybe say three, and
Speaker 1: I'd braid them like a little girl's ponytail. And I'd
Speaker 1: put the three them together and I braid them and
Speaker 1: twist them, and then I put it on a one
Speaker 1: square of paper towel and I put them in the
Speaker 1: microwave and then i'd microwave them and I'd get like
Speaker 1: a giant cheese ball. You know, there's weird things that
Speaker 1: you do as kids that you probably look back on
Speaker 1: and that wasn't smart, not like that. I did this
Speaker 1: for weeks and then one day I'm like, I had
Speaker 1: an extra inger, extra cheese stringer, and there's probably about
Speaker 1: four and then maybe that night I'm like, oh God,
Speaker 1: I'm a stomach cane, a bit of gas far out.
Speaker 1: I'm all good. Wake up in the morning four am.
Speaker 1: Horrific stomach pains, Like I'm talking, can't move stomach pains.
Speaker 1: Mum is horrific pain. I need help. You'll be fine,
Speaker 1: sleep it off, couldn't sleep. Race to the.
Speaker 2: Hospital, rights and over a stringer four. So this isn't
Speaker 2: one stringer that you've peeled into four strands. You've actually
Speaker 2: done four together, four strings.
Speaker 1: Yeah, there's probably six hundred grams worth of mozzarella in there.
Speaker 2: It still doesn't seem like something that you would go
Speaker 2: to hospital for.
Speaker 1: But anyway, I'm they joined to the hospital and they
Speaker 1: got your appendix is about to explain, And I still
Speaker 1: hadn't put two and four together, knowing that there was
Speaker 1: chase stringers blocking my lower intestine, and they did a
Speaker 1: cat scan and they go, you have a mass in
Speaker 1: your lower intestine. We need to operate urgently. Six year
Speaker 1: old boy. So then mum was crying, getting my last
Speaker 1: will and mouth who do you love? Who's your dad?
Speaker 7: Mama?
Speaker 1: And then they literally do like an ultrasound with a
Speaker 1: jelly on my tummy. I'm in the operating fitter, no
Speaker 1: joke with like one of those you know, little robes
Speaker 1: on with my baby butt checks out, And then they
Speaker 1: do an ultrasound and they go hold on, it's like
Speaker 1: moving and it's squishy and it's not connected to anything,
Speaker 1: like it's free moving. And then they go, it can't
Speaker 1: be a mass because it's like it's dislodged from the walls.
Speaker 1: And then they went, go take this, and they gave me,
Speaker 1: you know, diuretic, and shat myself silly, and I pooed
Speaker 1: out the eight hundred gram cheese ball and they just
Speaker 1: went go home. So you had a cheese ball stuck inside.
Speaker 1: Just lower and testine, you don't appendicitis, cancel the canceled Dave,
Speaker 1: you go home. His appendix is fire as fat little shit.
Speaker 2: Well, so they just wouldn't digest that. They just stayed
Speaker 2: in their solid ball form, didn't break down that this
Speaker 2: is not good pr for stringers.
Speaker 1: Just highly the stringers did nothing wrong.
Speaker 2: Well they did, no, they are indigestible. But I almost
Speaker 2: feel like you should be able to put four stringers
Speaker 2: together now.
Speaker 1: In a microwave for about forty seconds. So they melted,
Speaker 1: so it probably broke down some sort of molecular level.
Speaker 1: They were really sticky, swallowed it. Yeah, horrific. Anyway, from
Speaker 1: that point, I'm not allowed to have stringers, so I said, hated, No,
Speaker 1: I'm not allowed to have stringers. Don't buy the stringers.
Speaker 2: Oh God, we should have gotten you to have one.
Speaker 1: I can't do it. I can't do I will not
Speaker 1: be able to do it.
Speaker 2: It's like it's like when you have a certain alcohol
Speaker 2: too many times or you vomited up, you don't want
Speaker 2: that taste anymore.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, frosted flakes to can't have the ball that
Speaker 1: frosty flakes. Frosty fruits can't. Frosty fruits banned from quite
Speaker 1: a few things. To CC's not allowed, CEC's why not
Speaker 1: too high and too high? The fake flavoring wasn't lund
Speaker 1: of them, and I get all the dust on my
Speaker 1: fingers and Mum would not let me have them.
Speaker 2: I just remember when I first moved to Sydney and
Speaker 2: had to start buying for myself, right, I really took
Speaker 2: advantage of the fact that there was no one to
Speaker 2: say you can't have that, you can't have that. So
Speaker 2: I literally had like a two liter strawberry milk for
Speaker 2: dinner one. I was like, all right, why not? And
Speaker 2: then I'd get like a whole ass mudcake from the bakery,
Speaker 2: bit of wooly like I was just going to town.
Speaker 2: Then after two weeks I was like, Mum was right.
Speaker 2: It really does affect your whole day if you eat
Speaker 2: too much sugar.
Speaker 1: Yeah or rubbish. That's exactly the point that Hayden and
Speaker 1: I are the other day. It is like, do you
Speaker 1: want a frappuccino for dinner? Bab I'm like a frappucina.
Speaker 1: It's like, yeah, I bought he bought the Starbucks cups
Speaker 1: and everything was making at home Starbucks trappuccinas.
Speaker 2: That's all we had, Yeah, with like coffee in it.
Speaker 2: Of course that's just daft. You'll be up all night,
Speaker 2: very true, and I have a sugar headache, nap, no good?
Speaker 1: May they not just shit out more? I'll shit myself
Speaker 1: silly have a coffee at that time of night. Let's
Speaker 1: be real. Anyway, Jenny, your band from any foods or
Speaker 1: did you have snack foods growing up? You probably wouldn't have.
Speaker 2: We made a favorite bushtucker.
Speaker 1: Yeah, fan wasn't damper after midnight.
Speaker 2: When she was roaming her caves. They were like, no,
Speaker 2: those berries your favorite? No more?
Speaker 9: Yes, that is that did actually happen. I'm quite a
Speaker 9: personal story. Actually, also in my current life, when I
Speaker 9: was younger, I ate a whole back packet of kettle chips,
Speaker 9: threw it all up and now I can't eat kettle chips.
Speaker 7: Happened?
Speaker 2: Was the bag this big? It's a visual medium dinner Family.
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Speaker 1: It was actually I wish you could see her hair.
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Speaker 2: It was a family size, the ones that you It's
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Speaker 2: I started posting off air moments that you don't realize
Speaker 2: I'm rolling on during like I've got the cameras rolling.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you posted the story about me being almost date
Speaker 1: rape and I was like, that was not for publication.
Speaker 2: Well, you can only find that in our Facebook groups.
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Speaker 2: you using Apple Podcasts. We've had a few new ones
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Speaker 2: I laugh so loud every Monday when I listen. I've
Speaker 2: had noise complaints from my neighbors. It's been especially fantastic
Speaker 2: to have an hour or so out of each week
Speaker 2: to zone out and have a giggle as I'm locked
Speaker 2: down in Melbourne.
Speaker 1: Jess, that's probably because you're fucking too loud. Don't pin
Speaker 1: that on us. I've had noise complaints and my bins
Speaker 1: are still I haven't taken them out in the month.
Speaker 1: That's probably you problem.
Speaker 2: I see that as a compliment. She's saying that, you know,
Speaker 2: we made her laugh so loudly.
Speaker 1: Very true.
Speaker 7: Fair enough.
Speaker 1: I'm getting all these too.
Speaker 2: I've actually got to heap some new ones.
Speaker 1: Why is Eva dot May saying? Love this podcast? I
Speaker 1: recently found it and binged all the apps over two weeks.
Speaker 1: It makes my time working on the farm so much
Speaker 1: more enjoyable. And I'll tell you what the pig's in
Speaker 1: the pen I've listening to.
Speaker 2: She must be blasting it through a speaker or something.
Speaker 1: I love that.
Speaker 2: I love when people tell us what they're doing when
Speaker 2: they listen, Like we had one last week that said
Speaker 2: that they're a truck mechanic. This one's a pig farmer,
Speaker 2: like I love these little thing. What do you guys
Speaker 2: do when you listen? That's what you can include in
Speaker 2: your review. If you're stuck for compliments, you can't think
Speaker 2: of one single nice thing to say.
Speaker 1: And you get a shout out from us too.
Speaker 9: Yes, of course, because you asked them to mention pig pen.
Speaker 2: Oh that was way that's way less exciting.
Speaker 1: Now, I just remember I said pig pan.
Speaker 2: Yeah, last week you challenged someone to include pigpin.
Speaker 1: Yes, like from Typo, Welcome to tapell pig pen Daddy's.
Speaker 1: But let's move on. I mean, are we ready to
Speaker 1: do our most loved and requested segment on the show.
Speaker 2: Oh my word, I am.
Speaker 1: Let's do a talkback tens.
Speaker 2: Talkback Tings is where we play some really weird shit
Speaker 2: that happens on talkback radio, because I think it's safe
Speaker 2: to assume that our listeners don't really tune in themselves. No,
Speaker 2: but it's okay. Any good shit that happens will bring
Speaker 2: it to you here.
Speaker 1: You actually source most of the content because actually, no
Speaker 1: I saw us from midnight onwards. But it's the trenches
Speaker 1: of AM radio. They're barey breathing that past twelve at night.
Speaker 7: My god.
Speaker 2: Yes, I think I've found most of them so far,
Speaker 2: but like I said, I've never had to look any
Speaker 2: further than two sm that one particular station in Sydney
Speaker 2: where oh the most random and weird shit happens. And
Speaker 2: we've done John Laws before here on the show, he's
Speaker 2: back again. I've got one from the archives today. It's
Speaker 2: an oldly bit of goodie that my dad was telling
Speaker 2: me about. So you know how most talkback listeners are
Speaker 2: ancient and maybe they don't have Google. So this particular
Speaker 2: audio we're about to hear, an old lady hauled into
Speaker 2: John Laws and she'd heard an ad during the ad
Speaker 2: break on his show, and she was asking for the details.
Speaker 2: She's like, oh, sorry, I heard that ad. What was
Speaker 2: their phone number?
Speaker 1: Standard?
Speaker 2: So it was an ad for a nursery, Pike's Nursery.
Speaker 2: So firstly, how would you spell Pikes.
Speaker 1: P y Kes correct?
Speaker 2: So he had a bit of trouble passing that message
Speaker 2: on to her, but he did not give up. So
Speaker 2: strap yourself in. This goes on for a while. He
Speaker 2: was determined to get it to her. And as you
Speaker 2: know John Law's very little patience. Yes, but he persisted.
Speaker 7: Here it is, I'll tell you what to do ring
Speaker 7: Pike's nurseries? What nursery Pikes?
Speaker 2: Pike?
Speaker 7: Yes, P y k E s I? What have I
Speaker 7: known to deserve this? Would you spell that again for me? Hey?
Speaker 5: I A who in?
Speaker 7: Did you cry? No, ma'am? No, I said P why
Speaker 7: y P S P? Why is in Yankee? K is
Speaker 7: in kilo? He is in echo? S is in stupid? Pikes?
Speaker 7: P y k E S Pike's nurseries?
Speaker 4: Y I C.
Speaker 7: Well we try it again, ma'am. Okay, you ready? Now
Speaker 7: you got your pencil handy okay?
Speaker 1: P no P.
Speaker 7: As in piddle? Why?
Speaker 1: Hey I.
Speaker 7: From P P You've got the P there that's right?
Speaker 7: And why why as in Yankee? That's right? Okay? Then
Speaker 7: you have a K K as in kill k P
Speaker 7: y A. Don't get excited, ma'am. Can I ask you
Speaker 7: a leading question? Do you have trouble hearing?
Speaker 5: I have?
Speaker 7: Yes? All right, man, Well we'll try it again. P
Speaker 7: why why K K is yes, k is in kill? Yes? Ees? God,
Speaker 7: you got that? Would you spell would you spell it
Speaker 7: back to me? Now?
Speaker 8: Kay?
Speaker 1: Why? I?
Speaker 7: Oh, no, it's not right. Oh it's not right. P.
Speaker 7: Why K E S.
Speaker 5: P I y E?
Speaker 7: Where do you go A from? I haven't said A anywhere? P.
Speaker 7: You got the P? Right? Why? Why?
Speaker 1: Why? Why?
Speaker 7: Why? Why is in Yankees pay?
Speaker 8: Why?
Speaker 7: It's k Oh? God save me? How can a K
Speaker 7: and an E sounded like yes, I will, I will.
Speaker 7: I throw myself right down the microphone choke you to
Speaker 7: death in a minute. That's what I'm getting.
Speaker 1: Hey, why.
Speaker 7: Did you say no?
Speaker 4: No?
Speaker 7: I didn't know. I don't think we're ever going to
Speaker 7: make it, ma'am? Are we it is? I don't think that.
Speaker 7: I don't think that I'm ever going to be able
Speaker 7: to give you this telephone number. I mean, this is
Speaker 7: just the name. Imagine it when I start to get
Speaker 7: to the telephone number and it's a yes, it is
Speaker 7: strangely enough, give me the number of it? Oh God,
Speaker 7: can I a telephone? That's all right? Here? You are
Speaker 7: you ready? I'll take the risk. Are you ready? Okay?
Speaker 7: Do you have your pen at the ready? Okay?
Speaker 6: Six? Six?
Speaker 7: Good, that's very good. Three h three.
Speaker 1: Jesus.
Speaker 7: I don't know but that I'll just have capt it
Speaker 7: intil babize in my ear. Okay, well, I'll say it
Speaker 7: very quietly. Can you hear me?
Speaker 3: Six three three very good, six three nine nine and
Speaker 3: another nine eight eight very good?
Speaker 7: Five five one one yes, yes? Would you read it
Speaker 7: back to me? Six three none none five on the
Speaker 7: legend eight five one you've got it, You've got it.
Speaker 7: I so just I have a telephone number. And God
Speaker 7: helped Bruce Pyke.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, what they got there?
Speaker 2: And the ended and they that is the best yet
Speaker 2: and that would only happen on talkback.
Speaker 1: Ohy for kill I reckon.
Speaker 2: Halfway through he realized this is gold.
Speaker 1: Where was she getting the A from?
Speaker 5: I then saying the fokay, how could they be eating
Speaker 5: a number?
Speaker 1: I him get that animated before.
Speaker 2: I know, we'll see this was many years ago, right, Okay,
Speaker 2: So I understand now why they call him the Man
Speaker 2: with the Golden tonsils, because that was quite a booming,
Speaker 2: rich voice.
Speaker 1: That was beautiful.
Speaker 2: These days, he doesn't really sound like that anymore.
Speaker 6: So.
Speaker 2: I the reason I've had to dig into the archives
Speaker 2: as well is because his podcast doesn't get updated anymore.
Speaker 2: There hasn't been a new episode. I know, well, That's
Speaker 2: how I usually find shit of his to play on
Speaker 2: talkback teams, because I'm at work when he's on. Ah.
Speaker 2: That's why most of the stuff comes from the night show.
Speaker 2: And now that John Law's podcast has disappeared, I can't
Speaker 2: find the audio. But also the most recent episode, which
Speaker 2: was mid March. He really doesn't sound well, so play
Speaker 2: the old one. This is what he used to sound like.
Speaker 7: I'll tell you what to do, Ring Pike's nurseries, Booming
Speaker 7: Dee and particulate.
Speaker 2: This is him in the most recent podcast upload in.
Speaker 6: The past couple of hours. The World Health Organization has
Speaker 6: described the coronavirus as the defining health crisis of our generation.
Speaker 7: What day are at?
Speaker 2: Well? Do you?
Speaker 4: Oh?
Speaker 7: What they are.
Speaker 6: Advocating is riggot at testing for the virus's pressure mounts
Speaker 6: for personal restrictions on visits to pubs and movie houses
Speaker 6: and age care homes many ANZAC Day commemorations.
Speaker 2: You can tell that it's turning his mic off to
Speaker 2: but it's still there. Irony of course, being that he's
Speaker 2: talking about coronavirus like he's on a death a ventilator.
Speaker 1: I know he is up in his eighties, right.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, but good on him for still being on air,
Speaker 2: right go, But just like, how the fuck am I
Speaker 2: supposed to find audio to play in our podcast? And
Speaker 2: he's stopped uploading episodes of your podcast? It was seventeenth
Speaker 2: of March, was the last up? That's the last podcast episode?
Speaker 1: Poor Avid listeners? Who can't you know, be up at
Speaker 1: the cracker dawn. They might have medical appointments to see
Speaker 1: to listen to their favorite shock.
Speaker 2: I know. Maybe they just assumed that his listeners don't
Speaker 2: listen to podcasts, but they're wrong. Here I am here,
Speaker 2: I am refreshing, it going.
Speaker 1: Come on, mate, what should we call them?
Speaker 11: Well?
Speaker 2: Great minds thinking light. Yeah, that's actually what I was
Speaker 2: going to get you to do.
Speaker 1: Oh, let's do it. Let's call like reception and yeah,
Speaker 1: this is.
Speaker 2: Exactly what I was going to get you to I
Speaker 2: want you to be an old man.
Speaker 1: Yeah, no, I'm gonna want to be a woman. I
Speaker 1: want to be a woman. I don't want to be
Speaker 1: a man. Too close to.
Speaker 2: Reality either works. Just be someone who was listening to
Speaker 2: John Law's call two sm Reception and be like, where
Speaker 2: the fun is the podcast? Yeah it's been months, I'm worried.
Speaker 2: Is John's still on air like, where is he?
Speaker 1: I got the number? All right, I'm gonna call. I'm
Speaker 1: gonna be Dot Wiggins. Okay, I've got the number. Are
Speaker 1: we ready?
Speaker 2: Yep. I've never seen you so eager to do a
Speaker 2: prank call.
Speaker 1: I thought. My alter ego is a ninety seven year
Speaker 1: old woman named Dot. All right, let's ring? Okay, mm
Speaker 1: hmm yeah, Hello, Hello, Hello, Hello, Hi, Hello, My name
Speaker 1: is Dot. Is this reception desk? Reception?
Speaker 2: Hi?
Speaker 11: Yep?
Speaker 2: Query this?
Speaker 1: What did you say?
Speaker 11: Your name was Ben? Ben?
Speaker 8: From two of them?
Speaker 1: Ben? My name is Dot how An.
Speaker 11: I'm good? Thanks?
Speaker 1: So are you been better? I've been better? I have
Speaker 1: a query. I listen to the John Laws Morning show
Speaker 1: program every day. Religious. I mean, I'm not a religious person,
Speaker 1: but I listen every day, and for love of God,
Speaker 1: I can't listen any more. You've seen in the mornings
Speaker 1: do too. I have to get my knee lanced. I've
Speaker 1: got pussing my knee. It's a whole thing. But I
Speaker 1: can't seem to listen live, so I have to listen
Speaker 1: via podcasts. However, there hasn't been a podcast updated then
Speaker 1: since March. Middle of March.
Speaker 8: Middle of March.
Speaker 11: Really, the John.
Speaker 1: Law's program, and God, I haven't heard his voice in months.
Speaker 11: Really okay.
Speaker 1: And my God's son Bailey taught me out to podcasts,
Speaker 1: and I go on every morning without it takes some
Speaker 1: twenty minutes to get on and I click it open.
Speaker 1: At March sevent I've written it down in my like that,
Speaker 1: March seventeen. He is the last podcasts from John Laws.
Speaker 8: Okay, March right now, I'll check the website right now?
Speaker 11: Is here?
Speaker 1: Is there anything okay with John?
Speaker 8: Yes, everything's okay with John. He was sick today, so
Speaker 8: it didn't get on today. Oh no, let me check
Speaker 8: his last show was yesterday and tell him.
Speaker 1: Tell him dot from Wanga Barradine censor. He'll know me.
Speaker 1: We had a briefly in vacinet. But tell him, I said,
Speaker 1: I am my regards. So the podcast just don't. They
Speaker 1: don't get put on, they don't get thumb drived in.
Speaker 1: They're not on anymore.
Speaker 11: They are in.
Speaker 8: They're on the website.
Speaker 1: Oh no, Apple, not the website, Apple.
Speaker 11: Ben Apple, Okay, it's.
Speaker 1: It is lavender in color and the applic application has
Speaker 1: a little boy with two rings around their head.
Speaker 8: Okay you might. Oh, I'm not sure if that's the
Speaker 8: right one. You might have to unload an app called
Speaker 8: tune in. Who turn in t u n E base
Speaker 8: I N.
Speaker 1: I'm getting a pan hold on ben yep.
Speaker 8: So it should be on the app store. Who h
Speaker 8: it's called tune in. Or if you're finding difficulties, you
Speaker 8: can go on the website.
Speaker 1: No, no, I don't want to go on the website.
Speaker 1: I don't. I'm with Dodo at my internet is dreadful.
Speaker 1: Then I oh, okay, yes, the Apple podcast app, you
Speaker 1: see it comes on my phone. It's already there.
Speaker 8: Okay, oh okay, it shouldn't be on our side. I
Speaker 8: think Apple hasn't updated the thing. But I'll pass it
Speaker 8: onto management to see if where they're on Apple. But
Speaker 8: but it should be on an app called tune in.
Speaker 8: If you download that app, you can listen to other
Speaker 8: radio stations as well.
Speaker 1: So that's b u n e.
Speaker 11: No no no n t u n e tune.
Speaker 1: So t w n e l.
Speaker 11: N no no tune t u n e.
Speaker 1: I n like Looney tune, t o O n.
Speaker 11: No no no t t u m e n e
Speaker 11: no tune like tuning the radio tune in.
Speaker 8: T U n e E space n I M.
Speaker 1: Should be on the United Nations.
Speaker 13: I N I oh, I am, I am okay, I
Speaker 13: got to pick up all the Indigo hold on, wait Jamie, Jamie,
Speaker 13: I for Indigo and then N for Nelly.
Speaker 1: Yes, yeah, all right, so spell it with me one
Speaker 1: more time.
Speaker 11: Ready, t U N N E O N I I no,
Speaker 11: I M listen.
Speaker 1: I've got I've got I get my grandson to get you.
Speaker 1: Send Charonathan have I said this meeting him had a
Speaker 1: right way back when we both live in more and Brandeen.
Speaker 8: So can you repeat that again?
Speaker 1: Well, we lived in one but aaradeine. We both had
Speaker 1: a little I don't want to get too much and
Speaker 1: I'm going to start blasting. This is why I need
Speaker 1: to talk to him and listen to the podcasts. I
Speaker 1: will make it happen. It's okay, listen, thank you for everything.
Speaker 1: You're a very young boy. You have a girlfriend, Ben, So.
Speaker 11: My name is Ben.
Speaker 1: Do you have a girlfriend.
Speaker 8: I know I don't know my.
Speaker 1: Grandson. He's not straight, but I don't know what you are.
Speaker 1: But I could maybe I could talk to him and
Speaker 1: see if maybe you could just be friends. He'd love you,
Speaker 1: love to get into broadcasting. He's an artist, so he
Speaker 1: doesn't make any money, but I could talk to him
Speaker 1: and maybe get that to happen.
Speaker 11: Are No, I'm good, Thank you.
Speaker 1: All right, Ben, thank you so much?
Speaker 8: Who who bye?
Speaker 2: Thank you?
Speaker 10: Oh my god.
Speaker 2: But Jesus like that all day every day. I reckon
Speaker 2: so calm, cool and collected.
Speaker 1: Oh god, he did that really well. As I went
Speaker 1: in and out of a very deep British excent.
Speaker 2: I didn't even Yeah, I did, I notice the accent
Speaker 2: was fluctuating. I never even considered this as an option. God,
Speaker 2: I wish we didn't have fucking jobs during John Laws's show.
Speaker 2: How good would it be if we could get through
Speaker 2: and you relived, Oh my god, like you did Pike's
Speaker 2: Nursery two point zero, Like you got him to spell
Speaker 2: you something that's brilliant. You might not have as much
Speaker 2: patience these that.
Speaker 1: I don't think he would. He would that quick to
Speaker 1: realize that there's gold in this material. He was such
Speaker 1: a beautiful boy. Jesus Christ. Wow, I love that. I'm
Speaker 1: going to take dot on a tour around the country.
Speaker 2: You should, Jesus, you're right alien. The old woman came
Speaker 2: a lot more naturally to you than the old man character. Yeah,
Speaker 2: what would the old man have sounded.
Speaker 1: Like, Hello, it's all right British.
Speaker 2: No, I preferred Dot.
Speaker 1: There's much easier to do the poor guys. Wow, you
Speaker 1: get tune in to Mike Lony.
Speaker 2: That was also they're really really dumb for not having
Speaker 2: their podcasts on Apple, and rather than saying, oh, yeah,
Speaker 2: we'll fix that, they go no, no, go to our
Speaker 2: website or tune in instead, Like, there's no way that's
Speaker 2: a good like if not that this would be high
Speaker 2: on two SMS priority list, but that's a very bad
Speaker 2: podcast strategy.
Speaker 1: Yeah, no, I don't think that's exactly top of the listener.
Speaker 2: I think like eighty nine percent of our listeners are
Speaker 2: on Apple by the way. Really yeah, so like like
Speaker 2: Apple is still the number one app that most people
Speaker 2: use for podcasts, and so the fact that they're not
Speaker 2: on there is really fucking So.
Speaker 1: He didn't get an answer, like he didn't really know
Speaker 1: what was happening.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't think he knew it.
Speaker 1: Tune in, poor kid, all right, we'll be back next week.
Speaker 1: He really was a big show. I was true to
Speaker 1: my promise at the start.
Speaker 2: He was really Yes, I think you weren't being deceptive
Speaker 2: one bit.
Speaker 1: Not at all. Next week we'll be back, Jenna. Think
Speaker 1: if you've been here, it's always a pleasure. That's okay,
Speaker 1: just mentally cocked out, my god. Thanks for joining us
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Speaker 2: And don't forget. You can catch us every Sunday night
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Speaker 1: I haven't told you a bit my auntie. She's seventy
Speaker 1: on Sunday and I think I'm gonna joking she's dead.
Speaker 2: All right, We'll see you guys next week, so yeah,
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Speaker 7: Is it just me?
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Speaker 10: Welcome to add break.
Speaker 2: Oh how very dare you? Jenna? It's not your role,
Speaker 2: Jenna stole my line Bitch in the kitchen. This is
Speaker 2: our secret segment that we hide on the end.
Speaker 1: Yes, which is embarrassed by it, but I'm yes.
Speaker 2: We hide it because I just don't think it really
Speaker 2: paints us in a good light. It shows how fucking
Speaker 2: chaotic we are.
Speaker 1: No sometimes it's the best content mostly ninety eight percent
Speaker 1: of the time, it's terrible.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's true. I concur most of the time it's terrible,
Speaker 2: which is why it's a secret. So if you're here,
Speaker 2: don't tell anyone. Don't tell anyone to go listen to
Speaker 2: this bit. Just tell them to listen to the start
Speaker 2: of the show and hopefully we trick everyone out of listening.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Anyway, the reason that we call it ADD brief is
Speaker 2: because ADD, like, you know, attention deficit disorder. I've got it.
Speaker 2: I just highly suspect you've got it. You should actually
Speaker 2: do Jenna, can you google like an ADD checklist or something.
Speaker 1: Please.
Speaker 2: I can't believe we've never done this before. Anyways, No,
Speaker 2: I seriously think you do, which is why we call
Speaker 2: it ADD brief because there's a couple of people with
Speaker 2: suspected ADD having a D breath.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and I definitely, I definitely, you know, go on
Speaker 1: tangents and struggle focusing. So actually, now the more I speak,
Speaker 1: the mo I realized I probably do have it. Yes,
Speaker 1: I was tested as a kid because it was in
Speaker 1: my family, but I didn't have it.
Speaker 2: Oh really, you can tell it later, right, Yeah, I
Speaker 2: didn't get I didn't get diagnosed till I was eighteen.
Speaker 1: And were you happy that you got diagnosed because you're like,
Speaker 1: finally something I can cling onto.
Speaker 2: What do you mean cling on too?
Speaker 1: It's not your body, bumperstick or anything but your insta handle.
Speaker 9: No, yeah, here's some points. Often fails to pay attention
Speaker 9: to detail or makes careless mistakes.
Speaker 1: I don't make careless mistakes.
Speaker 9: Often as troubling. Sorry, often as trouble holding attention on tasks.
Speaker 6: We do.
Speaker 9: Often does not seem to listen when spoken to directly,
Speaker 9: Often does not follow through on instructions.
Speaker 1: Wow, it's like a puppy Prescot training list.
Speaker 2: Hang on, Jenna, I don't want I don't want just
Speaker 2: a list. So I've just found a quiz, so I
Speaker 2: have to take this.
Speaker 7: Yeah?
Speaker 2: How many? How our old are you? Twenty five? Just
Speaker 2: you are male? Newly diagnosed?
Speaker 5: No?
Speaker 9: All right?
Speaker 2: How often do you have difficulty sustaining your attention while
Speaker 2: doing something for work, school, a hobby, like a podcast? Never, rarely, sometimes, often, Oh.
Speaker 1: God, I've reforgot the question. I'm back int my h often.
Speaker 2: How often are you easily distracted by external stimuli, like
Speaker 2: something in your environment or unrelated thoughts often often, No, that's.
Speaker 1: Only when I'm in this podcast, guys? Is it in
Speaker 1: my daily life? I'm very on.
Speaker 2: It, but often I can do sometimes do?
Speaker 1: Sometimes tell me some creep.
Speaker 2: How often do you avoid, dislike, or are reluctant to
Speaker 2: engage in tasks that require sustained mental effort or thought?
Speaker 1: Is there a daily option?
Speaker 2: It's the same options, never, rarely often?
Speaker 1: Okay?
Speaker 2: How often do you have trouble listening to someone even
Speaker 2: when they are speaking directly to you? Like You're mind
Speaker 2: is somewhere else?
Speaker 1: See now, this is never only when I'm here because
Speaker 1: I've got a hundred things to do. So I would say.
Speaker 2: No, but I've told you so many times, particularly in
Speaker 2: aid to d brief, you don't have one hundred things
Speaker 2: to do. This is where it's tools down. We dis
Speaker 2: shoot the ship. No sound effects, there's no need to
Speaker 2: always be looking at other things.
Speaker 1: There hasn't been one sad effect for happening today.
Speaker 2: Well, then, what are you distracted by?
Speaker 1: I organizing? My night show is about to go to
Speaker 1: air any minute. Do do what's the middle of.
Speaker 2: Do you remember the question?
Speaker 1: Yes?
Speaker 2: Sometimes?
Speaker 1: Sometimes?
Speaker 2: Number five? How often do you have difficulty organizing an
Speaker 2: activity or task needing to get done, i e. Poor
Speaker 2: time management, failed to meet deadlines, difficulty managing sequential tasks.
Speaker 1: What'd you call me? Um? Yeah, that's probably up there?
Speaker 1: Often okay?
Speaker 2: How often do you fail to give close attention to
Speaker 2: detail or make careless mistakes?
Speaker 1: Often because I'm just lazy, that's why.
Speaker 2: How often you could see I thought the same. I
Speaker 2: thought that I was just lazy. But then I'm like, no,
Speaker 2: I'm not. The ambitions there, I just keep struggling.
Speaker 1: I feel like how I felt when I realized I
Speaker 1: was gay. But if I didn't do what I did,
Speaker 1: then I'll just forget it for twenty years.
Speaker 2: How often do you forget to do something you do
Speaker 2: all the time, such as forgetting an appointment, No, I
Speaker 2: don't do that, or paying a bill?
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I'm still I'm three months over you on
Speaker 1: my office bill. That cut me off yesterday I had
Speaker 1: to pay the emergially.
Speaker 2: There we go so monthly, and it's like you do
Speaker 2: this the very mouth. Why do you keep forgetting?
Speaker 1: You want to set up a direct debit, I'm like,
Speaker 1: who's debit?
Speaker 2: That's what I've got it so easy? How often do
Speaker 2: you lose, misplaced, or damage something that's necessary in order
Speaker 2: to get things done. I eat phone, glasses, paperwork.
Speaker 1: No, I'm not quite never never, I'm very good like that.
Speaker 1: I am. You can't answer the questions for me.
Speaker 2: There was something. There was something you were saying that
Speaker 2: you lost the other day. You put it in a
Speaker 2: drawer when you were moving, and you've got no iody
Speaker 2: where it ended up. There's something you said the other
Speaker 2: day that you lost and you can't find.
Speaker 1: No, that was five hundred dollars cash my mum gave me.
Speaker 1: She put it in the cling film, right.
Speaker 2: I don't think that's what it was. It was something
Speaker 2: on the podcast. I can't remember what it was, but yeah,
Speaker 2: you said you lost the pie, the technology or something.
Speaker 1: Now, my mom gave me five hundred bucks my birthday,
Speaker 1: and so you don't lose it. I hit it, I
Speaker 1: couldn't find it, and I called on me, where the
Speaker 1: fuck just put the five hundred dollars. It's in the
Speaker 1: clean wrap roll, I went, why so no one would
Speaker 1: steal it? Like no one is in Hayden.
Speaker 2: That's so weird.
Speaker 1: So no, I don't think I'm not I'm actually quite
Speaker 1: on it. Although I did smash my phone screen yesterday.
Speaker 2: What did you do?
Speaker 1: I didn't drop it. A mug fell on it. Oh horrific.
Speaker 2: A mug fell on it with a mug falling from you.
Speaker 1: But yeah, you beat to my house like the cupboards
Speaker 1: are above and I was making coffee early in the
Speaker 1: morning days and confused, and I opened the cupet and
Speaker 1: they weren't stacked correctly and it fell smashed my screen
Speaker 1: and it's horrific, really bad.
Speaker 2: Oh wow, is it the screen protector?
Speaker 3: Oh?
Speaker 1: I peeled the screen protector of from when I'm done
Speaker 1: severe double penetration.
Speaker 2: Continue to house the mug cope.
Speaker 1: The mug was fine. I drunk my coffee out of
Speaker 1: it. It was brilliant.
Speaker 2: What a concrete fucking muggy.
Speaker 1: I don't have Probably hate him, probably got country road
Speaker 1: care on his fucking mugs. It's all thick porcelain mug.
Speaker 2: Okay, here we go. How often do you have trouble
Speaker 2: following through on instructions or commitments? Failing to finish work, duties,
Speaker 2: et cetera.
Speaker 1: See it's different because like when there's no stakes, I
Speaker 1: don't give a shit. Like if you go come to
Speaker 1: my party and I don't go, I won't care. But
Speaker 1: if no, I will care, but I just will be
Speaker 1: like I can get away with not doing it, but
Speaker 1: if it's a work task, I'll lose sleep over not
Speaker 1: getting it done. So it just depends on this.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but I think sometimes you avoid getting things done
Speaker 2: because you think that it's going to be overwhelming or
Speaker 2: you'll have to focus too much.
Speaker 1: Probably, Yeah, it's like a therapy session.
Speaker 2: So often or sometimes when do I get the results?
Speaker 2: You've forgotten to answer the question often or sometimes sometimes?
Speaker 2: How often are you unable to play or engage in
Speaker 2: leisurely activities quietly?
Speaker 6: Ah?
Speaker 1: I played quietly.
Speaker 2: I just thought that was your personality though you're loud.
Speaker 1: Yeah, now, but I love to sit on my iPad
Speaker 1: for an hour and do nothing and not talk to anyone.
Speaker 2: Okay, well, I can do rarely or never do really okay.
Speaker 1: Not never, for God's sake, love causing a scene, you know, Sorry,
Speaker 1: just a side. The other day I told the brister
Speaker 1: that they gave me the wrong milk and they didn't
Speaker 1: know what. I just want to see what would happen.
Speaker 1: I was like, is this oat milk? She's like no,
Speaker 1: and I'm like, oh, I want an oat milk. And
Speaker 1: then she said Oh my god, I'm so sorry. I make
Speaker 1: It's fine, I'll drink it, walked off.
Speaker 11: Sorry.
Speaker 2: I The reason I'm laughing it is because the next
Speaker 2: question is how often do you have difficulty waiting your turn,
Speaker 2: such as waiting in line or interrupting other people? And
Speaker 2: as I was asking the question, you interrupted me? And
Speaker 2: when hang on, goats, milk or whatever the fuck it was,
Speaker 2: is often?
Speaker 1: Yeah, but how many people answering host a podcast and
Speaker 1: radio show, my job is to interrupt. No, it's not
Speaker 1: I don't interrupt.
Speaker 2: I feel it.
Speaker 1: Sorry, I just.
Speaker 2: Won How often do you feel like you're on the go,
Speaker 2: acting as if you're driven by motor example, you're unable
Speaker 2: to be or uncomfortable being still for an extended period
Speaker 2: of time, such as in a restaurant or a meeting.
Speaker 2: That one's me as.
Speaker 1: That's not me. I never I can sit still for
Speaker 1: a year and I'll be fine.
Speaker 2: That's why I don't watch movies that often, because it's
Speaker 2: just it stresses me out. I can't just lie down.
Speaker 1: I worry that I can't lie down because I'll stay there.
Speaker 2: Really. Yeah, that's literally.
Speaker 1: When I wake up in the morning, I make my
Speaker 1: coffee and I sit down to hurt my coffee. I'll
Speaker 1: be there for sometimes an hour or two.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I do that because of my tiredness. If I
Speaker 2: get home, I'm like, don't sit down, don't sit down.
Speaker 2: You'll never go to the gym. Once you're down, You're
Speaker 2: fucking But I've noticed if I'm trying to stay still,
Speaker 2: I'll just have one. I'm a stressful as something that
Speaker 2: that keeps me simulating you into it. Yeah, No, they're
Speaker 2: not USh ferries, you're a furry. How often do you
Speaker 2: leave your seat in situations when remaining seated is expected?
Speaker 1: Never?
Speaker 5: E g.
Speaker 2: Leaving your place in the officer workplace?
Speaker 1: Never? I do that a lot?
Speaker 2: Actually never? Oh really, I can go with never. That's fine.
Speaker 1: Now go really because sometimes I go to the bathroom
Speaker 1: for the sake of it, or go to see Jenner
Speaker 1: on the other side of the building.
Speaker 2: Yes, because how often do you blurt out and answer
Speaker 2: before a question has been consented? I think we both
Speaker 2: do that though we do.
Speaker 1: Just excited, we overlap a lot.
Speaker 2: Let's let's practice having a conversation where we allow a pause. Ready,
Speaker 2: you know, guys, welcome to the show.
Speaker 1: It's gonna be big. We got a lot planned and
Speaker 1: I'm personally excited for talk about things.
Speaker 2: Is it actually going to be big? Are you just
Speaker 2: saying it's going to be big?
Speaker 1: I don't know, Jenna what he thoughts it's going to be.
Speaker 2: Big after you do? You know what I've noticed though,
Speaker 2: that might have felt a bit slow and dreary, right,
Speaker 2: but that's normal. Well, I work for Kyle and Jackie.
Speaker 2: Oh right, and that's actually how they talk like. I
Speaker 2: remember Kyle saying something off air to me once. He's like,
Speaker 2: oh yeah. The best thing about the show is that
Speaker 2: Jackie and I, as the years have gone by, we're
Speaker 2: not afraid of silence anymore, and so they actually speak
Speaker 2: like that and leave lots of pauses. It's because they've
Speaker 2: got obnoxious e DM nightclubs in the background, so we
Speaker 2: could have that same conversation. And as long as we're
Speaker 2: blasting music, you can't tell that it sounds really slow paced.
Speaker 1: Let's try, ready, let's do this. So let's pretend we're
Speaker 1: on Mike KISSFM award winning night show and we'll leave
Speaker 1: spaces between night always Mitch till mid night. It's going
Speaker 1: to be a very big show. I'm excited.
Speaker 2: How big are we talking.
Speaker 1: A couple things happening, three, four, I reckon six things
Speaker 1: in total happening.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but here's the thing. You always say it's going
Speaker 2: to be a big show. And we actually had one
Speaker 2: of our listeners right in and they said, Mitch always
Speaker 2: says it's going to be a big one, so it
Speaker 2: really loses its spark. It can't. They can't all be
Speaker 2: big shows.
Speaker 1: Here's a thing with that. I can say what I
Speaker 1: want because it's my show, right, Jenna.
Speaker 9: I agree, But it's less noticeable with the bed in
Speaker 9: the background.
Speaker 1: Is if we were on kiss though, we'd throw to
Speaker 1: a promo.
Speaker 2: Traffic, don't let's get back to the quiz.
Speaker 6: Yeah.
Speaker 2: The dreadful ironing is that we've just gotten distracted from
Speaker 2: an ADHD quiz. We couldn't even say focused.
Speaker 1: Do you have the answer?
Speaker 2: Okay?
Speaker 1: So are we done?
Speaker 2: Oh sorry, I thought that was and that's the next page. Okay,
Speaker 2: a couple more to go, right, let's power power through
Speaker 2: this ship. You're the one that got distracted and we're
Speaker 2: playing ship fucking primo.
Speaker 1: I'm sorry.
Speaker 2: How often do you feel restless, like you want to
Speaker 2: get out and don't go do something?
Speaker 1: Sometimes?
Speaker 2: Rarely sometimes? How often do you fidget or tap your
Speaker 2: feet or hands, or swirm in your seat.
Speaker 1: Often same, I bite my nails.
Speaker 2: Like how often do you find yourself talking excessively.
Speaker 1: Every day?
Speaker 2: How often do you interrupt or intrude on others? This
Speaker 2: is the same question, like buffing into their conversations or
Speaker 2: taking over what others are doing.
Speaker 1: On a podcast.
Speaker 2: Yeah, no, you do do that, though, do I?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 2: There'll be like two people on the other end of
Speaker 2: the building, between your desk and the mail toilet. They'll
Speaker 2: be having a conversation. You just walk through them and go,
Speaker 2: oh damn, what are we talking about? You just take over.
Speaker 2: They just have to drop everything.
Speaker 1: People team to love it.
Speaker 2: Though, were several of the symptoms present prior to the
Speaker 2: age of twelve, It's only come with adulthood.
Speaker 1: I reckon, Okay, I don't remember anything. I don't remember
Speaker 1: yesterday twelve.
Speaker 2: Do the symptoms appear in at least two or more settings?
Speaker 2: I home and school, home and work?
Speaker 1: See, this is where I think it's interesting. I think
Speaker 1: at home and with family and social I'm quite I'm
Speaker 1: not none of these, but I get very stressed about
Speaker 1: working commitments and events and things like that.
Speaker 2: Here we go. This is the final one. You scored
Speaker 2: a total. Okay, so if you have thirty four or
Speaker 2: above as your score, you more than likely have adult ADHD.
Speaker 2: And you got forty one.
Speaker 1: So I don't have it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, no, no, that's incorrect. They've given me a little pigraph.
Speaker 2: It's mostly green. They're like, yeah, you're add is fucked.
Speaker 1: Bra Oh see, I didn't really sit down to study
Speaker 1: that study what that quiz? I need to thoroughly do it.
Speaker 2: Okay, that's all right. Obviously I'm not a doctor, so
Speaker 2: don't go rushing on.
Speaker 1: So what type of pills can I get?
Speaker 7: Now?
Speaker 1: Oh?
Speaker 2: They're great, really, yeah, but be wary once people find
Speaker 2: out you're taking riddle and or Dexas, they'll be hitting
Speaker 2: you up at every party because.
Speaker 1: It's club drugs too, right yeah.
Speaker 2: Really yeah, And everyone's like, oh, you must have great
Speaker 2: nights out and I'm like, no, these medications make me normal.
Speaker 2: They don't make me.
Speaker 1: Hyperactive, interesting.
Speaker 2: They compliment the chemicals of my brain, whereas if someone
Speaker 2: who doesn't have ADHD takes it, they're like whoa really Yeah.
Speaker 2: Lots of people tried to buy them off me at
Speaker 2: UNI so they could study all night, say awake longer
Speaker 2: they're a stimulant.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I remember one. So we're at a local macas
Speaker 1: and even in the bathroom. I want to get a
Speaker 1: soft serve carne. I went to his wallet to get
Speaker 1: thirty cents and there was full of pills in the coins.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's my my just in case I'm out and about.
Speaker 1: Luckily we're in the country and the stuff when Yeah,
Speaker 1: you can pay with it. Okay, just a soft serve place. Well,
Speaker 1: there you go. Well, at least I'm not soft.
Speaker 2: Don't be shady at me. I wasn't insulting you.
Speaker 1: No, no, I need to be diagnosed. I don't have
Speaker 1: a brain condition after all, so maybe that well.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it could be good to get some clarity. Some
Speaker 2: of those symptoms could be related to your bloody Oh no,
Speaker 2: don't tell me, I'll get it. Don't don't tell me,
Speaker 2: I'll get it. Kiari malformation.
Speaker 1: Hayden doesn't even know, No, he does.
Speaker 2: He calls it kiara kia. Some of the symptoms could
Speaker 2: relate to that. Some could be adhd. Good to you.
Speaker 1: You know what for those listening, got google Kiari malformation
Speaker 1: because the more people that know about it, the better. Yeah,
Speaker 1: And I'll post this link to the Kiri Facebook page.
Speaker 1: I was banned for a short period of time.
Speaker 2: What did you do to get banned?
Speaker 1: I asked twice because I forgot that I posted once before. Oh,
Speaker 1: I said, hey, anyone using a good pillows for the brain?
Speaker 1: And they went to get the duo pillow done a
Speaker 1: pillow get the do rex went great, We glad up.
Speaker 1: Hey guys, I'm make sure you posted this again. You're
Speaker 1: being bought for a week? Like what that's part of
Speaker 1: the condition.
Speaker 2: You would think the Kiari Malformation mounted Brain support group
Speaker 2: and have a bit of sympathy for the fact that
Speaker 2: you've actually forgotten how they.
Speaker 1: Posted it the ki warriors.
Speaker 2: There you go, it's support group.
Speaker 1: Some people have it far worse than I do.
Speaker 2: Why want they ben you?
Speaker 1: I'm into support group. It's like, are durant idiots? By
Speaker 1: the way, there's two point two thousand in there? Random?
Speaker 1: Is anyone else? Oh, let's see if this is right? Hey,
Speaker 1: does anyone else anyone else's head kill? With any slight
Speaker 1: change in emotion like smiling and laughing is a no
Speaker 1: for me, even though he do it all the time, obviously,
Speaker 1: But if something brings a tear to my eye, like
Speaker 1: a video or something I've just watched. Wow, this is
Speaker 1: very apt. I just end up feeling like I have
Speaker 1: to hold my head together. Oh no, I don't feel
Speaker 1: like that, should I comment? No, no, and they get
Speaker 1: fired up. Katie says, two hundred and fifty for two
Speaker 1: h and fifty invoice for a six minute zoom? Wtf
Speaker 1: k tings hashtaged really really no joking? Can anyone recommend
Speaker 1: an oximeter for a child age three phillips? I don't
Speaker 1: enough they make one, but I'm sure that google Kiari
Speaker 1: malformation the ball people that know we can get a
Speaker 1: q made. You know, there's one specialist in the country
Speaker 1: for QR malformation. Guess where his office is? Where mc quarry.
Speaker 2: Park, which is where our radio station is down the road.
Speaker 1: And before I worked here, we had to drive all
Speaker 1: the way to my quarry park. I'm like, fuck six,
Speaker 1: never leaving the shire again next week, get a job. Kiss,
Speaker 1: I've never left here. I'm naming my first born quarry Anyway,
Speaker 1: it really was a great show.
Speaker 2: It was a big show.
Speaker 1: I really enjoyed. It was a big shirt. I'm exhausted
Speaker 1: and I've got to do a national radio shot with.
Speaker 2: You're the one that's still talking. You could be done
Speaker 2: right now if you want to do.
Speaker 1: I don't think I'm done. I don't think I want to.
Speaker 1: I'm enjoying them anyway.
Speaker 2: Thanks guys, Yeah, thanks for listening.
Speaker 9: As always, Thank you everybody for listening to our podcast.
Speaker 1: That sounds like the six src Leader Assembly. Thanks for listening.
Speaker 1: Missus mcconniey wants to not wants. Miss mcconniey wants to
Speaker 1: know if anyone wants to do basketball, volleyball, MIDI and
Speaker 1: the canteen after the assembly, Thank you.
Speaker 2: No, it would be missus Marxon to address the assembly
Speaker 2: and then she walks up. Rather than being prompt and
Speaker 2: like ready to walk, she like gets up and you
Speaker 2: hear the yeah, good morning everyone, and then she would
Speaker 2: ask for basketball recruiting.
Speaker 1: Correct.
Speaker 2: It's like just get the fucking get the little bitch
Speaker 2: that's the class captain to just do a quick speed
Speaker 2: break and just punch that out like okay, basketball sign ups,
Speaker 2: head to blah blah blah, check the newsletter like that caught.
Speaker 2: Those things are fucking they drag on those they're different.
Speaker 9: In seventeen seventy.
Speaker 1: Three, very true, Actru's.
Speaker 9: Sake, I can't relate.
Speaker 2: I just think that School Assembly is a very poorly
Speaker 2: produced Actually.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, I love to produce the School Assembly.
Speaker 2: Do you remember the Radio Awards? Yes, Like, it's so
Speaker 2: obvious that that shit is produced by radio people. It
Speaker 2: is so punchy.
Speaker 1: It's so punchy, and it's done in that we have
Speaker 1: the same amount of wards as you get at the
Speaker 1: bloody Grammys. Grammys is three hours. Our event is forty
Speaker 1: five minutes, and there's no speeches. No speeches.
Speaker 2: By the time the other person has collected their trophy,
Speaker 2: the next person's already walked out and started reading out
Speaker 2: the nominees for the next award. Like it's so like,
Speaker 2: well loyal.
Speaker 1: And they've already hooke and tease what's coming up next?
Speaker 1: It's great. Ellie Golding's performing the halftime showing about twenty
Speaker 1: but first Best Regional Broadcaster and they all announced really well,
Speaker 1: no stumbles. They are all radio announcers. But no speeches
Speaker 1: is a missed off because we all love to talk. Actually, no,
Speaker 1: you're right, speaking of which we should go, We actually
Speaker 1: should go see next week episode. What episode is this forty?
Speaker 1: We didn't say it once.
Speaker 2: Four We didn't really need to. People can read it
Speaker 2: forty five.
Speaker 1: I'd just like to say that loud, like a positive affirmation.
Speaker 1: See next week for episode forty six.
Speaker 4: Catch it in Guys, Bye bye bye everyone
Speaker 1: Soft