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Speaker 1: You are looking a little bit red in the sun.

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Speaker 2: So embarrassed.

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Speaker 1: What happened?

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Speaker 2: I have so neck? You know?

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Speaker 3: Damn?

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Speaker 2: Well what happened? Get started?

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Speaker 4: Welcome back, Welcome back to two notting Dads.

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Speaker 1: I'm manage and this is a podcast all about parenting.

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Speaker 1: It is the good, it is the bad, and one

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Speaker 1: thing we will never ever ever do, even if our

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Speaker 1: lives depended on it. Well, well I probably would in

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Speaker 1: that case, but I was just trying to be dramatic.

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Speaker 1: We will never give advice, No, never give you advice.

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Speaker 1: But we are back from the snow. We have returned

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Speaker 1: to the motherland.

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Speaker 2: Well have we returned? And I guess so.

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Speaker 1: Some of us are rather than others.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, what's the deal with the red fight?

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Speaker 1: Some of us has some injuries.

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Speaker 2: Ash, Why do I always get hurt?

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Speaker 1: I actually I don't know what's happened, but the first

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Speaker 1: hour of the day I can barely move. I'm still I.

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Speaker 2: Have to, like, it must be nice to be able

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Speaker 2: to move.

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Speaker 1: Take your neck brace off, for God's sake.

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Speaker 2: It is uncomfortable. Can I take it off?

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Speaker 1: Please?

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Speaker 2: We tell people what happened though, Yeah, oh god, it's

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Speaker 2: like I can imagine that's what it's like when women

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Speaker 2: take their bra off at the end of the day.

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Speaker 2: Am I right? Sorry? I said, I can imagine that's

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Speaker 2: what it's like. I don't know, but I guess that's

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Speaker 2: what it would feel like.

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Speaker 1: Well said, we were at the Snow, we were at Parashat.

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Speaker 1: It was a journey that was not without its mistakes.

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Speaker 2: It's a lot of effort, would be honest.

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Speaker 1: You know what, Let's start from the beginning.

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Speaker 2: Let's do that.

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Speaker 1: It's a very long drive.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah, we split it that.

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Speaker 1: What do you mean, Yeah, it is a long drive.

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Speaker 2: We split it up though.

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Speaker 1: I think that was the smart joint drive like a maniac.

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Speaker 2: I did really hook it when it was my turn.

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Speaker 1: I'm waiting for the speed fins to come through in that.

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Speaker 2: Car, and then I'm going to disappear.

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Speaker 1: I made a mistake. I put my hand up. I

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Speaker 1: did something wrong. Sure, sure, I booked the wrong accommodation.

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Speaker 1: We had a night in Canberra before then making our

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Speaker 1: way back onto the Snow. The next morning. We checked

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Speaker 1: it at nine o'clock.

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Speaker 2: Well, we tried to check in at nine o'clock. Let

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Speaker 2: me just correct you. There. I was in the car

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Speaker 2: because it was my stint you're like, I'll get out,

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Speaker 2: I'll sort this out. I'm like, beautiful, off you go.

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Speaker 1: And the lady was like, what's your name please. I

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Speaker 1: said it's Matt Johnson because I made the booking. And

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Speaker 1: she goes, it's not there, and I said amateur, So

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Speaker 1: whipped out my phone gave her the book in confirmation.

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Speaker 1: I said, here it is. I think that'll answer any

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Speaker 1: questions that you.

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Speaker 2: Have, ma'am about this situation.

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Speaker 1: And she got, oh, there's a mistake here, and I

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Speaker 1: was like, I don't make my sack somehow, somehow, Okay,

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Speaker 1: I have booked it for twenty twenty.

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Speaker 2: Six, not even the same month though.

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Speaker 1: For January.

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Speaker 2: Why why did you do that?

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Speaker 1: In my defense, yeah, because I think it's like the

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Speaker 1: Midwinter Ball. I think that happens around this time, one

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Speaker 1: of the busiest weekends in the history of Canberra.

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Speaker 2: There was a lot of peace politicians. When we turned

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Speaker 1: Way, busloads off them.

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Speaker 2: Oh man, it was like the old feeling onto the

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Speaker 2: road and I'm like, it's good to see how tax

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Speaker 1: They like, where is the karaoke?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, they're trying to kick on a carryog. I'm ptty sure,

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Speaker 2: they're trying to usher them back to bed.

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Speaker 1: Meanwhile, I'm pleading for a bed and they're like, we're

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Speaker 1: booked out. I'm so sorry you cannot stay here.

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Speaker 2: But you came back to the car with a very

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Speaker 2: sheepish look on your face because you don't often get

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Speaker 2: things wrong. I'm going to be give you a little

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Speaker 2: compliment there.

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Speaker 1: Thank you. I'll take that.

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Speaker 2: And you opened the door and you gave me a look,

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Speaker 2: and I knew immediately something wasn't right. I was like,

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Speaker 2: it for January. But the funny thing was is that

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Speaker 2: we were meant to be meeting someone in the lobby there,

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Speaker 2: so we had to do the walk of shame.

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Speaker 1: Who went to Peppers down the road?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, we managed to get a room drop three point

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Speaker 2: fifty for a beautiful room, a disabled room. She was like,

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Speaker 2: it only we only have one room left in that

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Speaker 2: whole hotel. It's a disabled room. And I was like,

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Speaker 2: totally fine. It's a room that's catered for those that

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Speaker 2: but yeah, what was concerning I think, and I think

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Speaker 1: I went to go page goes whoaha, whoah, whah, whoah,

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Speaker 1: you better look at the room first, And I was like.

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Speaker 2: Where is what hotel? Is this?

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Speaker 1: We saw her and we were like, this is this

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Speaker 1: is heaven? This is perfect.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, it was fine.

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Speaker 1: One little bed.

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Speaker 2: Which also concerning she knocked before we looked at it.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, she was like, Jimmy, we're coming in now.

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Speaker 2: I know. I was like, Jimmy, I was like, why

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Speaker 2: would you need to knock if the room's not rented out?

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Speaker 1: But I woke up. I got pink eye from Ash.

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Speaker 2: We did do a bit of a story arc that

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Speaker 2: seemed like we were having on a gaycation.

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Speaker 1: My biggest takeaway from this trip is the fact that

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Speaker 1: it's okay to make mistakes. But second to that, the

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Speaker 1: snow is not for the faint of heart.

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Speaker 2: No, I feel like everything takes twice as long, everything's

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Speaker 2: twice as heavy, and it's cold. Oh yeah, I'll get that,

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Speaker 2: twice as cold as everywhere else on earth. And like

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Speaker 2: it didn't really help that, like there was a big downpour.

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Speaker 2: The weather wasn't amazing, but the visibility was terrible.

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Speaker 1: But we had a great time.

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Speaker 2: So my first time snowboarding, you did very well. Thank

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Speaker 2: you very well.

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Speaker 1: I want to know, be honest out there. If you're

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Speaker 1: a parent, okay, and I'm not talking about those types

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Speaker 1: of people who are like Olympic level skiers or snowboarders.

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Speaker 2: Rich people.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, the rich people.

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Speaker 2: If you're a rich pass off, stop listening.

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Speaker 1: But actually we need to come back. But if you're

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Speaker 1: just a normal, run of the mill family, honestly, hand

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Speaker 1: your kids? I think when you when you weigh it

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Speaker 1: all up, when you look at the tantrums and you

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Speaker 1: look at the money, are you having a good time overall? Surely?

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Speaker 1: Not right.

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Speaker 2: There's a mixture of there's a mixture of different families

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Speaker 2: that I did see along the way. There was the

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Speaker 2: little three year old girl with her dad having a

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Speaker 2: great time. I was c she was skiing, dad was happy,

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Speaker 2: everyone was happy. They probably they probably had a moment

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Speaker 1: In five minutes time. She was having a meltdown, for sure,

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Speaker 2: But At that moment, I am just like, she's great, Yeah,

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Speaker 2: that's how I'm seeing. I didn't see the melt And

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Speaker 2: then you saw a pram like yes, I didn't even

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Speaker 1: I can only assume that he's just jumped it.

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Speaker 2: It's just like you know, they're on a mountain, it'll

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Speaker 1: It was like there was one point as well on

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Speaker 1: there was a child like starfish laying on its back screaming.

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Speaker 1: The parent was going get up, billy, God, damn it.

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Speaker 2: That was me.

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Speaker 1: And I was thinking to myself, Ah, I don't know

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Speaker 1: if I want to pay like thousands of dollars to

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Speaker 1: have a meltdown, screaming match of a fight with my child.

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Speaker 2: Mark my words, I will never here we go ever

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Speaker 2: take my kids to the snow. Wow, never, never, ever, ever,

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Speaker 2: not while they're okay, hang on, let me rephrase that.

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Speaker 1: Don't backtrack on it. Now.

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Speaker 2: They have to be over sixteen for me to take them,

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Speaker 2: fourteen sixteen, because then they can probably have a job

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Speaker 2: and pay anyway. But I'm like, as kids are they

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Speaker 2: are now where it's like I'm meant to be the

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Speaker 2: responsible adult. No, that would look way more trouble. It

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Speaker 2: was enough trouble just being with me, and I'm.

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Speaker 1: Me You're right. I was exhausted.

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Speaker 2: I know I can feel it.

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Speaker 1: That drive home, I was like, God's good to get

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Speaker 1: a break from that.

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Speaker 2: You were lonely.

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Speaker 1: I drove back by myself, and those seven hours no

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Speaker 2: I called Laura.

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Speaker 1: I was like, hey baby, She's like.

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Speaker 2: Hey, you called me, bro. We've just spent three days

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Speaker 2: together in a car. You were hungry most of it,

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Speaker 2: so I had to try and appease you the whole time,

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Speaker 2: and then now call me to belay, Hey, what do.

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Speaker 1: You do anyway? We're back in one piece?

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Speaker 2: Well, one piece. I did fall a lot.

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Speaker 1: You did exceptionally well. I'm very proud of.

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Speaker 2: You, I did hit the fence.

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Speaker 1: We need to talk about housekeeping, we do. I love that.

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Speaker 2: We need to talk about it all week.

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Speaker 1: A couple of messages. Last week you told a story

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Speaker 1: about being on a flight back home. Soone next to

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Speaker 1: you eight eggs the eggs. Yeah, actually a lot of people.

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Speaker 2: I can't look at eggs the same anymore like eggs.

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Speaker 2: I love eggs. I do love eggs.

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Speaker 1: They've been really they've been tarnished.

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Speaker 2: They just need to be not hard boiled.

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Speaker 1: Well, you actually haven't been too hard done by.

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Speaker 2: It's not your best work, but it's good.

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Speaker 1: It's not my best I'll admit good enough for me.

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Speaker 1: Just really quickly before I get into these messages. Marley's

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Speaker 1: really into jokes at the moment, and just because of

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Speaker 1: the really shit joke that I told, Marley thinks that

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Speaker 1: if words rhyme, it's a joke.

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Speaker 2: She's not wrong.

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Speaker 1: So she's like, why did the chicken across the road?

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Speaker 1: And I'm like, I don't know. She's like to see

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Speaker 1: the toad road.

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Speaker 2: Toad very good, I think, But I'm that creative.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, but it's not a joke. It runs us.

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Speaker 2: That's a poem confusing different Ah, Yes, two people wrote

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Speaker 1: That's Holly says, ashes Ran from last week is definitely valid.

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Speaker 1: He cannot be judged for having a late night.

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Speaker 2: What yeah, because I was hungover.

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Speaker 1: Relax, Holly, Holy loves me.

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Speaker 2: Thanks for validating me, Holly.

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Speaker 2: Right to jail? So they should be there should be

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Speaker 1: I will not be attacked. To my own podcast, Haiti says,

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Speaker 2: Oh my goodness. It's just like no self awareness.

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Speaker 2: It's like just like getting on a plane and whipping

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Speaker 1: Don't that as well? As you've got some housekeeping?

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Speaker 2: I do? How have I forgotten Father's Day surfing? Oh shit, fuck?

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Speaker 2: Excuse me? I do have some housekeeping for us? And

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Speaker 1: But that's not all.

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Speaker 2: You'll get a personal message from me for Father's Day.

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Speaker 2: I don't think they want that. All you have to

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Speaker 2: and we'll pick five. We'll announce it we'll send them out.

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Speaker 2: They'll be they'll be in your hands for twenty sixth summer.

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Speaker 2: You'll figure it out.

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Speaker 1: That's okay, And I think on that note, that is

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Speaker 2: Cat ah A shame, it damn shame.

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Speaker 2: You have a sling on, a very technical looking one.

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Speaker 2: It's got clips, valka, it's got it all. Everyone was

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Speaker 2: asking if you're alive.

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Speaker 5: You are I am alive.

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Speaker 1: This is ai voice.

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Speaker 2: She has come so far.

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Speaker 1: I told someone yesterday that she got a boob job. Yes,

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Speaker 5: So I tore my rotator cuff? Yeah, well how did

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Speaker 5: Well there was a reference to that in my story anyway.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, and look at that age. What do you do

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Speaker 5: You know that is a genuine question.

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Speaker 2: You know what's really funny? Buster only has three legs.

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Speaker 2: You nearly could have been matching.

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Speaker 5: Yes, But does Buster drive? Does he cook? Does he do.

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Speaker 5: But but you all said do it. So I blame

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Speaker 2: You'll be better for it.

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Speaker 5: Well that is the hope that the outcome is a

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Speaker 5: He said, it's quite normal. So we had to put

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Speaker 2: Like a rotten piece of wood.

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Speaker 5: Well you could say that.

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Speaker 2: That's a very good analogy. It's bad analogy.

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Speaker 5: A rotten piece of wood. That really makes me feel good.

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Speaker 2: But you know, I love you though, he loves all

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Speaker 5: Yeah, So there you go. Had the surgery and I

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Speaker 5: thought was all kind of going okay because they put

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Speaker 5: Everything was going fine, but I have to say now,

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Speaker 5: I know that now something's happened my design. You know,

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Speaker 2: Just before we go into that, she says, you won't

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Speaker 5: I had forgotten that.

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Speaker 5: So there I am middle of the night in bed

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Speaker 5: Still asleep and I'm post surgery and there's still crazy

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Speaker 5: And so then what I have to say though, before

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Speaker 5: And I was linked up to a drip somehow, without

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Speaker 5: It really spreads anyway, So what do I do? I

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Speaker 5: So then the process of change all the bed and

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Speaker 2: Happen to me?

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Speaker 5: So I was all cleaned up and very went. I

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Speaker 5: And well, well they didn't say anything. They just came

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Speaker 2: Just to keep on that one. No one likes that.

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Speaker 5: So that was a little experience I could have.

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Speaker 2: Wow, you could have bled out you.

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Speaker 5: Did do that. Really, I was just thinking that, how

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Speaker 1: Someone who's got experience with things that are four inches

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Speaker 1: take it.

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Speaker 2: Away three inches? That's very funny. I was going to say.

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Speaker 2: You started to talk about changing the sheets and stuff,

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Speaker 5: Yeah. Anyway, So here I am now.

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Speaker 1: And I guess it's been a week.

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Speaker 5: Is it's been one week?

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Speaker 1: How things tracking? If you had to check up yet?

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Speaker 5: Tomorrow I see the surgeon tomorrow. Hopefully he'll say it's

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Speaker 1: She's still I've got to knock her over and be like,

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Speaker 5: She just doing I don't do too much now.

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Speaker 1: Doing the dishwasher last night, I was like, we've just.

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Speaker 1: trying to put butter on it like that, just ask

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00:22:05,640 --> 00:22:06,080
Speaker 1: for help.

446
00:22:07,320 --> 00:22:10,080
Speaker 2: What are you doing? What is it with your generation

447
00:22:10,160 --> 00:22:13,480
Speaker 2: and not asking for help? Yeah? What is that generation?

448
00:22:14,359 --> 00:22:17,679
Speaker 2: Just ask for help? The other day I went to

449
00:22:17,720 --> 00:22:20,679
Speaker 2: my grandmother's not that you're the same generation, she's just

450
00:22:21,080 --> 00:22:25,200
Speaker 2: in she's very old. You're young and sprightly. I'm trying

451
00:22:25,200 --> 00:22:28,679
Speaker 2: not to get canceled. And I went round to her

452
00:22:28,680 --> 00:22:32,800
Speaker 2: house and she's on the roof. What are you doing

453
00:22:32,880 --> 00:22:35,240
Speaker 2: on the roof? And she was like, one of the

454
00:22:36,359 --> 00:22:39,680
Speaker 2: what are the roof tiles? Is lobbly. I'm like, okay,

455
00:22:39,720 --> 00:22:42,159
Speaker 2: two questions, how did you figure that out? And to

456
00:22:42,400 --> 00:22:44,800
Speaker 2: how the fuck did you get up there? Anyway, she's

457
00:22:44,840 --> 00:22:47,359
Speaker 2: got the extension ladder out, she's on the eighty eight.

458
00:22:48,160 --> 00:22:52,880
Speaker 1: No god, yeah, credit to a little bit of inheritance

459
00:22:52,880 --> 00:22:53,920
Speaker 1: wouldn't be too bad right now.

460
00:22:54,000 --> 00:22:55,800
Speaker 2: I could use the cash. Nn So get back up

461
00:22:55,800 --> 00:22:57,560
Speaker 2: on the roof after it rained.

462
00:22:57,880 --> 00:23:00,359
Speaker 1: Well, Nana talks about the nurse coming in. Bet you

463
00:23:00,400 --> 00:23:02,520
Speaker 1: any money. She was there one handed trying to change

464
00:23:02,560 --> 00:23:02,880
Speaker 1: the sheet.

465
00:23:05,359 --> 00:23:06,480
Speaker 2: Where's the linen covered?

466
00:23:09,840 --> 00:23:12,920
Speaker 1: Still spurt and blood. She walks down the hallway. I'm

467
00:23:12,920 --> 00:23:14,040
Speaker 1: glad you're backing.

468
00:23:14,080 --> 00:23:16,240
Speaker 5: Yes, And well, look I've got to be in this

469
00:23:16,400 --> 00:23:20,560
Speaker 5: sling night and day for another five weeks.

470
00:23:21,800 --> 00:23:24,600
Speaker 1: Does that trial, and you said, she goes. Do not

471
00:23:24,760 --> 00:23:27,320
Speaker 1: bring up the fact that you have to do my hair,

472
00:23:27,560 --> 00:23:29,040
Speaker 1: and I said I would never dream.

473
00:23:31,320 --> 00:23:32,159
Speaker 5: I said, don.

474
00:23:34,359 --> 00:23:37,119
Speaker 1: Girl, looks great. I was going to do pigtails.

475
00:23:37,320 --> 00:23:38,240
Speaker 2: Just shave it off.

476
00:23:41,280 --> 00:23:44,440
Speaker 1: Well, I know you want to go back to bed,

477
00:23:44,480 --> 00:23:46,480
Speaker 1: you want to lay down to go back.

478
00:23:46,640 --> 00:23:48,160
Speaker 2: I wish you was speedy recovery.

479
00:23:48,280 --> 00:23:48,720
Speaker 5: Thank you.

480
00:23:48,760 --> 00:23:51,399
Speaker 2: Please make sure you wash in and around it.

481
00:23:54,359 --> 00:23:55,680
Speaker 1: Where did you ever wash yesterday?

482
00:23:56,640 --> 00:24:00,960
Speaker 5: Kate? My daughter, bless her cotton sucks. She came yesterday

483
00:24:01,240 --> 00:24:02,760
Speaker 5: and she put me in the shower.

484
00:24:03,240 --> 00:24:05,040
Speaker 1: I can't believe sponge.

485
00:24:05,080 --> 00:24:07,400
Speaker 2: I can't believe that job bongeb.

486
00:24:08,280 --> 00:24:12,520
Speaker 5: But she just rogued me and took this off and

487
00:24:12,520 --> 00:24:15,120
Speaker 5: put me in the show. She did say it would

488
00:24:15,160 --> 00:24:17,439
Speaker 5: have been interesting. She did say, shall I get him

489
00:24:17,480 --> 00:24:21,520
Speaker 5: dressed and get in the show? And I said, I

490
00:24:21,560 --> 00:24:26,200
Speaker 5: told you that in confidence that won't be necessary.

491
00:24:26,680 --> 00:24:27,720
Speaker 1: Thank you for jumping on.

492
00:24:27,920 --> 00:24:31,080
Speaker 2: Next time you need a bath, give me sorry man?

493
00:24:32,480 --> 00:24:32,960
Speaker 1: That's right?

494
00:24:35,480 --> 00:24:37,080
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's all right.

495
00:24:37,160 --> 00:24:38,840
Speaker 5: So will happen updates?

496
00:24:38,920 --> 00:24:40,680
Speaker 1: Can should I help you get back to bed?

497
00:24:42,520 --> 00:24:45,120
Speaker 2: And I'm glad that you're alive because I'm glad I'm alive.

498
00:24:45,160 --> 00:24:47,119
Speaker 2: When Matt mentioned that people think that you're dead. I

499
00:24:47,160 --> 00:24:52,240
Speaker 2: was like, actually, seventeen ages. It's good to see Nana alive.

500
00:24:52,600 --> 00:24:54,879
Speaker 2: I will say, a couple more weeks should be up

501
00:24:54,880 --> 00:24:58,240
Speaker 2: and at him. Can't wait to your first much.

502
00:25:00,520 --> 00:25:03,000
Speaker 1: I'm offended. She asked me to give her a sponge bath.

503
00:25:03,200 --> 00:25:04,800
Speaker 1: I was first in line, and then next thing, my

504
00:25:04,840 --> 00:25:06,400
Speaker 1: sister rocks up and I said, what are you doing here?

505
00:25:06,440 --> 00:25:07,359
Speaker 1: She said, I'm here to bath.

506
00:25:07,480 --> 00:25:07,720
Speaker 6: Mom.

507
00:25:07,840 --> 00:25:11,600
Speaker 2: Well, you clearly didn't say yes quick enough, quick strip

508
00:25:11,600 --> 00:25:11,960
Speaker 2: off again.

509
00:25:12,320 --> 00:25:14,240
Speaker 1: But I was wanted to give her hair a little

510
00:25:15,040 --> 00:25:17,560
Speaker 1: doing hairs hard. I was trying to blow dryers.

511
00:25:18,000 --> 00:25:18,719
Speaker 2: I'm not good at that.

512
00:25:18,760 --> 00:25:20,680
Speaker 1: Ship. No surprises there.

513
00:25:20,720 --> 00:25:23,040
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean, you've got two girls. I've got one.

514
00:25:23,119 --> 00:25:25,600
Speaker 2: But April does her hair most of the time. I

515
00:25:25,640 --> 00:25:26,640
Speaker 2: can like tie it up.

516
00:25:27,240 --> 00:25:27,959
Speaker 1: I love that.

517
00:25:27,960 --> 00:25:28,360
Speaker 2: That's it.

518
00:25:28,560 --> 00:25:33,720
Speaker 1: Love that April or the hair both. Sorry. Sorry, So.

519
00:25:35,920 --> 00:25:40,879
Speaker 2: My wife ideas you've got a little surprise. I have

520
00:25:40,920 --> 00:25:41,840
Speaker 2: a surprise for you.

521
00:25:42,280 --> 00:25:43,320
Speaker 1: Well, what's your surprise?

522
00:25:45,480 --> 00:25:52,320
Speaker 2: What's else? Well, the same time is message. It's a message.

523
00:25:53,880 --> 00:25:57,359
Speaker 2: Oh shit, I thought, Look, the other day, you were

524
00:25:57,400 --> 00:26:01,440
Speaker 2: a little bit stressed out. You've had quite a bang

525
00:26:01,520 --> 00:26:03,920
Speaker 2: up year. Some would say you've had to deal with

526
00:26:04,119 --> 00:26:08,439
Speaker 2: a lot of things like renovations and a kid that's coming,

527
00:26:08,480 --> 00:26:11,240
Speaker 2: and the anxiety around all that and getting everything ready,

528
00:26:11,280 --> 00:26:16,640
Speaker 2: and it's very house falling apart because of Nature's been

529
00:26:16,640 --> 00:26:18,400
Speaker 2: a very, very stressful year.

530
00:26:18,480 --> 00:26:20,520
Speaker 1: And at the same time, I was looking at you

531
00:26:20,600 --> 00:26:23,639
Speaker 1: and your situation, Ash, and I was thinking, Gosh, here's

532
00:26:23,720 --> 00:26:27,920
Speaker 1: someone that works tirelessly. You know, you're getting pulled pillar

533
00:26:27,920 --> 00:26:28,480
Speaker 1: at a post.

534
00:26:28,680 --> 00:26:30,240
Speaker 2: I'm also having fun. I like that fun.

535
00:26:30,440 --> 00:26:32,400
Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't worry you having fun along the way,

536
00:26:32,640 --> 00:26:37,160
Speaker 1: but you know you're juggling multiple projects okay, and you're

537
00:26:37,160 --> 00:26:40,399
Speaker 1: looking after your two gorgeous kids, being a great husband.

538
00:26:40,480 --> 00:26:43,960
Speaker 1: And I thought, sometimes you need to smell the roses

539
00:26:44,000 --> 00:26:45,280
Speaker 1: whilst they're in blossom.

540
00:26:45,520 --> 00:26:47,879
Speaker 2: Yeah, I was thinking the exact same thing. So I

541
00:26:48,040 --> 00:26:50,199
Speaker 2: what I did. What I did first, go on, I

542
00:26:50,320 --> 00:26:53,439
Speaker 2: reached out to your lovely wife to see if she

543
00:26:53,480 --> 00:26:56,760
Speaker 2: can get a little message from your kids for Father's

544
00:26:56,840 --> 00:26:57,520
Speaker 2: Day to you.

545
00:26:57,760 --> 00:27:01,440
Speaker 1: I did the same thing, shut up messaged April and I.

546
00:27:01,400 --> 00:27:03,080
Speaker 2: Said, I can tell you message my wife.

547
00:27:03,960 --> 00:27:06,640
Speaker 1: Also two things that your wife had to go at

548
00:27:06,640 --> 00:27:11,760
Speaker 1: me about. One I send a message for every line.

549
00:27:12,280 --> 00:27:14,760
Speaker 1: So I sent her seven messages, being like, hey, April,

550
00:27:14,840 --> 00:27:17,800
Speaker 1: send wonder if I can ask a favorite, You're like

551
00:27:17,840 --> 00:27:18,960
Speaker 1: A you don't have people like.

552
00:27:18,880 --> 00:27:21,480
Speaker 2: Don't double message. You're like, fuck that. I'm going for seven.

553
00:27:21,320 --> 00:27:23,960
Speaker 1: Because it's easy to read a message when it's broken

554
00:27:23,960 --> 00:27:25,520
Speaker 1: down like that. I was doing her a favor and

555
00:27:25,560 --> 00:27:27,160
Speaker 1: she was like, what's wrong with you? Frequently?

556
00:27:27,200 --> 00:27:28,280
Speaker 2: You don't message me like that?

557
00:27:28,640 --> 00:27:33,360
Speaker 1: Don't know? And then she was like, anyway, after attacking

558
00:27:33,359 --> 00:27:35,360
Speaker 1: me about the way I said messages, I said, can

559
00:27:35,400 --> 00:27:37,000
Speaker 1: I get this message from you? And he goes, wen,

560
00:27:37,040 --> 00:27:37,399
Speaker 1: do you need it?

561
00:27:37,400 --> 00:27:37,520
Speaker 2: Buy?

562
00:27:37,560 --> 00:27:39,440
Speaker 1: And I said tomorrow, and she's.

563
00:27:39,280 --> 00:27:43,359
Speaker 2: Like, for God's sake, I don't want to say that.

564
00:27:43,680 --> 00:27:46,720
Speaker 2: I know that you messaged her. I don't know what about,

565
00:27:47,800 --> 00:27:52,040
Speaker 2: but you did ask me for her phone number for

566
00:27:52,160 --> 00:27:56,520
Speaker 2: a third time, and quite frankly, I don't blame April

567
00:27:56,600 --> 00:27:59,399
Speaker 2: for being a little bit annoyed with you. I'm going

568
00:27:59,480 --> 00:28:01,639
Speaker 2: to play you a little bit of audio here. Okay,

569
00:28:01,680 --> 00:28:03,800
Speaker 2: how many times have we given Matt your phone number?

570
00:28:04,080 --> 00:28:04,960
Speaker 1: Several times?

571
00:28:05,040 --> 00:28:07,320
Speaker 3: I'm actually kissed off the amount of times I've sent

572
00:28:07,400 --> 00:28:10,520
Speaker 3: him stuff, photos, requests, anything he needs.

573
00:28:10,280 --> 00:28:13,320
Speaker 2: You send him photos like two days ago, yeah, a

574
00:28:13,400 --> 00:28:16,199
Speaker 2: recent family photo he needed, and still he.

575
00:28:16,200 --> 00:28:19,959
Speaker 3: Hasn't said my number, if anything, I'm actually like borderline

576
00:28:20,480 --> 00:28:26,840
Speaker 3: kissed off. Wow, how long has you been your partner

577
00:28:26,880 --> 00:28:30,280
Speaker 3: now business funner? And he still doesn't have my numbers?

578
00:28:30,280 --> 00:28:33,120
Speaker 2: Two and a half years and it's unbelievable. He doesn't

579
00:28:33,119 --> 00:28:36,840
Speaker 2: even remember my birthday. I've sent him three messages. Oh

580
00:28:36,920 --> 00:28:40,720
Speaker 2: my goodness. We got the history up of her messaging

581
00:28:40,760 --> 00:28:47,400
Speaker 2: you three three text messages before this request, okay, of

582
00:28:47,720 --> 00:28:51,360
Speaker 2: not just like hey, like files of things that you

583
00:28:51,480 --> 00:28:52,360
Speaker 2: need from her.

584
00:28:52,640 --> 00:28:56,840
Speaker 1: The tone on April, the disappointment. I'm sorry.

585
00:28:57,280 --> 00:29:00,120
Speaker 2: Well, I look, I've had to talk it down. She

586
00:29:00,200 --> 00:29:01,560
Speaker 2: was very worked up about it.

587
00:29:01,640 --> 00:29:03,360
Speaker 1: I know she was, and I apologize. Thank you for

588
00:29:03,400 --> 00:29:04,600
Speaker 1: stepping in there and helping out.

589
00:29:04,680 --> 00:29:07,600
Speaker 2: That's okay. Well, I have Laura's number and I saved

590
00:29:07,640 --> 00:29:10,360
Speaker 2: it in multiple places, so I don't lose it.

591
00:29:10,040 --> 00:29:14,440
Speaker 1: It is, it is saved, Okay, just just know from

592
00:29:14,440 --> 00:29:18,160
Speaker 1: this moment now, from this moment, I will never ever

593
00:29:18,400 --> 00:29:20,480
Speaker 1: ever ask for April's number ever again.

594
00:29:20,760 --> 00:29:22,800
Speaker 2: One more time. There's got to be some sort of punishment.

595
00:29:23,800 --> 00:29:24,600
Speaker 1: I'll shave my head.

596
00:29:25,560 --> 00:29:27,880
Speaker 2: Wow. Yeah, I'm going to delete it out of your phone.

597
00:29:29,400 --> 00:29:29,800
Speaker 1: All right.

598
00:29:29,920 --> 00:29:32,600
Speaker 2: Back to the topic at hand.

599
00:29:32,400 --> 00:29:34,720
Speaker 1: Because it is it's Father's Day as well, we also

600
00:29:34,840 --> 00:29:37,280
Speaker 1: say to all the dad's out there, listen, Happy Father's Day.

601
00:29:37,480 --> 00:29:41,360
Speaker 2: Happy Father's Day to you guys, which was Sunday, just gone. Yeah,

602
00:29:41,440 --> 00:29:44,800
Speaker 2: I hope you were spoilt as you deserve. But also

603
00:29:44,840 --> 00:29:46,320
Speaker 2: I hope you spent the day with your kids and

604
00:29:46,360 --> 00:29:49,200
Speaker 2: your family. And really, I don't know. I'm just trying

605
00:29:49,200 --> 00:29:50,360
Speaker 2: to be sentimental.

606
00:29:51,000 --> 00:29:55,040
Speaker 6: Hi, Daddy, I think I love you because you're so nice?

607
00:29:55,720 --> 00:30:00,440
Speaker 6: Can you make me happy when I'm feeling sad? You

608
00:30:00,560 --> 00:30:03,760
Speaker 6: can't to cheer her when you play with me. It's

609
00:30:03,760 --> 00:30:07,280
Speaker 6: a very funny, and you pretend to be here a

610
00:30:07,520 --> 00:30:12,720
Speaker 6: really silly monster. My favorite thing about Danny Daddy.

611
00:30:13,000 --> 00:30:20,520
Speaker 2: Is Daddy that one slipped and g think I love

612
00:30:20,520 --> 00:30:21,120
Speaker 2: about Frank.

613
00:30:22,160 --> 00:30:24,960
Speaker 1: I mean, I mean really this. I love how she

614
00:30:25,040 --> 00:30:26,640
Speaker 1: has to be prompt as well. Let's get back to

615
00:30:26,640 --> 00:30:32,480
Speaker 1: the message. Sorry daddy, Daddy, Well that's adorable.

616
00:30:32,920 --> 00:30:38,680
Speaker 6: Have his father's say, Daddy, I love him. Be to

617
00:30:38,800 --> 00:30:42,000
Speaker 6: the bathroom silly every night, carry.

618
00:30:41,760 --> 00:30:43,120
Speaker 1: Her upside down by the legs.

619
00:30:43,560 --> 00:30:46,200
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's just easier.

620
00:30:48,240 --> 00:30:51,320
Speaker 6: I think he's funny because I'm always funny.

621
00:30:51,200 --> 00:30:56,000
Speaker 1: Dancing, funny dancing and helways giving you tickles.

622
00:30:56,040 --> 00:30:58,600
Speaker 5: And he's a funny man, isn't he silly.

623
00:30:58,360 --> 00:31:02,000
Speaker 6: Daddy have he does say, Daddy, I love you, I

624
00:31:02,040 --> 00:31:03,240
Speaker 6: love you.

625
00:31:02,360 --> 00:31:06,640
Speaker 5: You're the best daddy in the whole world, the study.

626
00:31:06,280 --> 00:31:10,400
Speaker 2: In the whole world. I love you too, Lola.

627
00:31:10,480 --> 00:31:12,239
Speaker 1: That's adorable. Thank you, thank you.

628
00:31:12,440 --> 00:31:14,560
Speaker 2: Me do a lot for them, We do everything for them,

629
00:31:14,600 --> 00:31:17,560
Speaker 2: so why not? It is weird when you're serious and

630
00:31:17,640 --> 00:31:19,600
Speaker 2: I'm trying. I know it's strange.

631
00:31:20,720 --> 00:31:21,480
Speaker 1: I'm not used to it.

632
00:31:21,480 --> 00:31:21,880
Speaker 2: It's okay.

633
00:31:21,880 --> 00:31:24,080
Speaker 1: It's like getting something really spicy and it feels strange.

634
00:31:24,080 --> 00:31:25,400
Speaker 2: It's going to come out the other end, and it's

635
00:31:25,440 --> 00:31:29,600
Speaker 2: going to sting my kids in them.

636
00:31:29,720 --> 00:31:32,400
Speaker 1: And I will echo your thoughts as.

637
00:31:32,480 --> 00:31:37,200
Speaker 6: Happy Father's Day, Daddy, I love you, Father's Day, I

638
00:31:37,320 --> 00:31:37,760
Speaker 6: love you?

639
00:31:38,280 --> 00:31:39,560
Speaker 2: And why do we love daddy?

640
00:31:39,800 --> 00:31:43,680
Speaker 6: Where is it Father's Day?

641
00:31:43,720 --> 00:31:45,160
Speaker 2: What does he do for us?

642
00:31:45,640 --> 00:31:48,160
Speaker 6: He cleans your toilet for us?

643
00:31:48,280 --> 00:31:51,760
Speaker 2: Stuffy? Yeah? What does he do for us?

644
00:31:53,080 --> 00:31:54,680
Speaker 6: Clean's friends for us?

645
00:31:54,960 --> 00:31:55,200
Speaker 5: Clean?

646
00:31:57,200 --> 00:31:58,400
Speaker 2: And do you clean the whole?

647
00:31:58,520 --> 00:31:58,760
Speaker 3: Matt?

648
00:31:59,320 --> 00:31:59,920
Speaker 2: Do you clean?

649
00:32:03,880 --> 00:32:14,000
Speaker 6: He's very good at a photo, he's very good at lego. Yeah.

650
00:32:14,200 --> 00:32:16,880
Speaker 1: And can we say a big love you Daddy?

651
00:32:17,280 --> 00:32:22,000
Speaker 4: I love you you big gove you.

652
00:32:24,200 --> 00:32:28,280
Speaker 2: Love you, Daddy, so proud of everything you do. Likes

653
00:32:32,640 --> 00:32:40,160
Speaker 2: cue Macy's accent kills me.

654
00:32:40,960 --> 00:32:44,200
Speaker 1: I love you. Are you crying?

655
00:32:44,440 --> 00:32:45,000
Speaker 2: Oh my god?

656
00:32:45,040 --> 00:32:45,560
Speaker 1: The topic?

657
00:32:45,640 --> 00:32:47,000
Speaker 2: I am not that?

658
00:32:47,160 --> 00:32:47,880
Speaker 1: Is that a tear?

659
00:32:48,080 --> 00:32:50,440
Speaker 2: Not at all, no way. But I love how I've

660
00:32:50,520 --> 00:32:54,840
Speaker 2: just diverted to being the kids clean over everything. Ah,

661
00:32:55,320 --> 00:32:57,520
Speaker 2: That's why I do it, so I can go home

662
00:32:57,640 --> 00:33:01,000
Speaker 2: and clean the toilet and the phones and I and

663
00:33:01,080 --> 00:33:03,120
Speaker 2: the mat. Why am I clean? Do you know why

664
00:33:03,160 --> 00:33:04,680
Speaker 2: they said the mat because on the weekend I had

665
00:33:04,680 --> 00:33:05,880
Speaker 2: to give it a deep clean.

666
00:33:07,680 --> 00:33:09,600
Speaker 1: That we can only think back to like two days ago.

667
00:33:11,920 --> 00:33:12,760
Speaker 1: What does he do?

668
00:33:13,000 --> 00:33:15,720
Speaker 2: Yes? But anyway, Happy Father's Day to you, Matthew.

669
00:33:15,440 --> 00:33:16,480
Speaker 1: And right back at.

670
00:33:16,400 --> 00:33:20,440
Speaker 2: You all the dad's out there, the granddad's as well. Guys.

671
00:33:20,440 --> 00:33:23,880
Speaker 2: We usually do parents here, but it's Father's Day.

672
00:33:24,200 --> 00:33:25,960
Speaker 1: You don't have to justify this to anybody.

673
00:33:26,040 --> 00:33:28,360
Speaker 2: I feel like we do what we want very Actually.

674
00:33:28,400 --> 00:33:29,120
Speaker 2: I love that attitude.

675
00:33:29,160 --> 00:33:30,040
Speaker 1: This is our podcast.

676
00:33:30,160 --> 00:33:33,600
Speaker 2: Actually, let's not adopt that attitude because we could get

677
00:33:33,600 --> 00:33:35,040
Speaker 2: out of hand if we just do what we want.

678
00:33:35,320 --> 00:33:38,080
Speaker 1: So do we apologize or how do what?

679
00:33:38,120 --> 00:33:40,200
Speaker 2: I want to remember? But we're going to do some

680
00:33:40,280 --> 00:33:44,440
Speaker 2: questions to finish this off. And one that is a

681
00:33:44,480 --> 00:33:48,440
Speaker 2: reoccurring question which continues to come back up because it

682
00:33:48,520 --> 00:33:52,760
Speaker 2: is great is things not to say to a parent.

683
00:33:53,880 --> 00:33:56,200
Speaker 1: Every time we do this, we're like, surely that's enough.

684
00:33:56,240 --> 00:33:59,280
Speaker 1: We've covered all the potential idiotic things you can say

685
00:33:59,320 --> 00:34:02,520
Speaker 1: to a mother or dad, and yet the people of

686
00:34:02,680 --> 00:34:07,200
Speaker 1: the world keep putting their foot in it, saying stupid.

687
00:34:07,200 --> 00:34:09,919
Speaker 2: Stupid things to parents, which is so dumb.

688
00:34:09,960 --> 00:34:12,000
Speaker 1: And so this is it's not just a chance for

689
00:34:12,080 --> 00:34:14,880
Speaker 1: parents to talk about the things that they've had thrown

690
00:34:14,920 --> 00:34:17,520
Speaker 1: at them, but also just like a little bit of

691
00:34:17,560 --> 00:34:20,719
Speaker 1: advice to anyone out there. Boomers looking at.

692
00:34:20,640 --> 00:34:23,640
Speaker 2: You, guys know, they're all that we better put this

693
00:34:23,680 --> 00:34:24,719
Speaker 2: on Facebook. That's what they all.

694
00:34:24,920 --> 00:34:27,080
Speaker 1: If you're going to speak to a parent, just run

695
00:34:27,120 --> 00:34:30,880
Speaker 1: back to this segment, quick, little refresher. Just check, just

696
00:34:30,960 --> 00:34:32,680
Speaker 1: double check. If any of the things are about to

697
00:34:32,680 --> 00:34:34,400
Speaker 1: say matches up with the things that we say in

698
00:34:34,440 --> 00:34:36,080
Speaker 1: this segment, then don't fucking say it.

699
00:34:36,440 --> 00:34:38,120
Speaker 2: And I'm going to start with just a personal and

700
00:34:38,280 --> 00:34:41,440
Speaker 2: really quick that happened to me over the weekend. And

701
00:34:41,480 --> 00:34:43,120
Speaker 2: I'm going to call this person out.

702
00:34:43,480 --> 00:34:44,040
Speaker 1: Who was it.

703
00:34:44,360 --> 00:34:45,400
Speaker 2: His name's Georgio.

704
00:34:46,080 --> 00:34:46,760
Speaker 1: Is he Italian?

705
00:34:47,440 --> 00:34:51,600
Speaker 2: I would assume, so, yeah, it's a bumby anyway, he is.

706
00:34:51,840 --> 00:34:55,399
Speaker 2: He's on another podcast called kick it forward. I know

707
00:34:57,200 --> 00:34:59,480
Speaker 2: he's the short one, he's the short shot king. Some

708
00:34:59,520 --> 00:35:02,920
Speaker 2: may say he's the list. He's fred he's jacked. I

709
00:35:02,920 --> 00:35:05,440
Speaker 2: spent some time with him in America. He's jacked. Anyway,

710
00:35:05,840 --> 00:35:07,920
Speaker 2: they did a live show. We were meant to go.

711
00:35:08,200 --> 00:35:11,719
Speaker 2: I couldn't go, Okay. I said to him, Hey, sorry,

712
00:35:11,840 --> 00:35:14,880
Speaker 2: I can't come tonight. My wife's a been overwhelmed with

713
00:35:14,920 --> 00:35:17,880
Speaker 2: the kids. I've got to stay home. And his response was,

714
00:35:18,239 --> 00:35:22,480
Speaker 2: I get it. I've got a dog. Ah, you just

715
00:35:22,560 --> 00:35:26,040
Speaker 2: made the list, buddy, and he he did. He did

716
00:35:26,120 --> 00:35:28,759
Speaker 2: say after I was like, how dare you say that

717
00:35:28,800 --> 00:35:31,160
Speaker 2: to me? Dogs are not kids?

718
00:35:31,480 --> 00:35:34,000
Speaker 1: And also it's a great way to deflect when you're

719
00:35:34,080 --> 00:35:36,359
Speaker 1: like apologizing for something and then you can then quickly

720
00:35:36,400 --> 00:35:38,400
Speaker 1: spin it and be like, actually you're the fucking problem.

721
00:35:38,520 --> 00:35:41,200
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, yeah, And he was like he actually baited

722
00:35:41,239 --> 00:35:44,000
Speaker 2: me with it. He was like, I do that to

723
00:35:44,040 --> 00:35:47,000
Speaker 2: all parents, and so he knows what he's doing and

724
00:35:47,160 --> 00:35:50,200
Speaker 2: we don't appreciate it. He listens to this segment, I know, Yeah,

725
00:35:50,239 --> 00:35:51,920
Speaker 2: he was like avid listener of that segment.

726
00:35:51,960 --> 00:35:53,680
Speaker 1: Anyway, He's an informed individual.

727
00:35:53,840 --> 00:35:56,680
Speaker 2: Not do never never, And we harp on about this

728
00:35:56,760 --> 00:36:02,640
Speaker 2: all the time. Never compare your pet to a parent's kids.

729
00:36:02,480 --> 00:36:05,600
Speaker 1: Or never all right, ash. This one is from Katrina

730
00:36:05,800 --> 00:36:08,040
Speaker 1: and this is on behalf of her friend. It's oh,

731
00:36:08,160 --> 00:36:11,160
Speaker 1: it's it's the people you think you know who are

732
00:36:11,160 --> 00:36:14,280
Speaker 1: the real problem here, the culprits. So this is sorry,

733
00:36:14,320 --> 00:36:16,839
Speaker 1: Actually I'm going to retract that statement. This is her

734
00:36:16,880 --> 00:36:20,040
Speaker 1: friend submitting it. Okay, okay, you're with me, I'm with you.

735
00:36:20,520 --> 00:36:23,319
Speaker 1: I apologize about that. I was very quick to point

736
00:36:23,320 --> 00:36:25,800
Speaker 1: the finger at the friend. It's always the friends.

737
00:36:26,800 --> 00:36:28,160
Speaker 2: I would do the same.

738
00:36:28,320 --> 00:36:31,480
Speaker 1: She had her kids eighteen months apart, and a random

739
00:36:31,600 --> 00:36:35,960
Speaker 1: lady said to her at the shops, Oh, he was

740
00:36:35,960 --> 00:36:36,840
Speaker 1: a mistake, wasn't he?

741
00:36:36,920 --> 00:36:42,440
Speaker 2: Oh my god? What someone? Okay, first of all, the

742
00:36:42,480 --> 00:36:44,480
Speaker 2: way she said it was a lady. We know the

743
00:36:44,480 --> 00:36:49,440
Speaker 2: age of that lady roundabouts who totally Oh why would you?

744
00:36:49,480 --> 00:36:56,960
Speaker 2: They're brazen, brazenful, Sorry that you had to endure that.

745
00:36:57,040 --> 00:36:57,239
Speaker 6: Okay.

746
00:36:57,280 --> 00:37:00,560
Speaker 2: This one's from Eva. Oh god, this is going to

747
00:37:00,760 --> 00:37:04,319
Speaker 2: trigger some people. Eva said. Someone said to her, what

748
00:37:04,480 --> 00:37:08,040
Speaker 2: do you mean you're not giving her chocolate for her

749
00:37:08,239 --> 00:37:15,400
Speaker 2: first Easter at four months old? Someone? Okay, you can

750
00:37:15,440 --> 00:37:19,879
Speaker 2: give them chocolate, No anyone, breast milk bro Sorry, We're

751
00:37:19,960 --> 00:37:22,040
Speaker 2: gonna melt it down, put it in a bottle. Actually

752
00:37:22,080 --> 00:37:26,680
Speaker 2: that sounds but like just butt out, man, Like, first

753
00:37:26,719 --> 00:37:27,960
Speaker 2: of all, it's science.

754
00:37:28,600 --> 00:37:31,160
Speaker 1: How old are babies when they're start having solids.

755
00:37:30,920 --> 00:37:33,840
Speaker 2: Must be like over six months? Yeah, and they've.

756
00:37:33,640 --> 00:37:35,200
Speaker 1: Got it like four months? Close enough?

757
00:37:35,400 --> 00:37:38,360
Speaker 2: No, I think, like, just butt out.

758
00:37:38,560 --> 00:37:39,560
Speaker 1: She got a second one there.

759
00:37:40,840 --> 00:37:43,799
Speaker 2: There's another one here that says when you're trying for

760
00:37:43,840 --> 00:37:47,040
Speaker 2: a baby and people say, are you sure you're doing

761
00:37:47,080 --> 00:37:52,279
Speaker 2: it right? Don't ask me.

762
00:37:56,880 --> 00:37:59,959
Speaker 1: From Zoe, my four month old has been barely slip

763
00:38:00,280 --> 00:38:04,160
Speaker 1: during the night, and I got told to just ignore

764
00:38:04,200 --> 00:38:06,000
Speaker 1: the baby and sleep through it.

765
00:38:06,120 --> 00:38:07,280
Speaker 2: Oh my god.

766
00:38:07,440 --> 00:38:10,719
Speaker 1: And then they also said you should just meditate when

767
00:38:10,719 --> 00:38:13,480
Speaker 1: the baby screams. When that was said, I was meditating,

768
00:38:13,640 --> 00:38:14,520
Speaker 1: slapping them.

769
00:38:16,200 --> 00:38:21,120
Speaker 2: Just meditate or just sleep through. Terrible advice. That's someone

770
00:38:21,200 --> 00:38:24,000
Speaker 2: giving you advice who probably hasn't even held a kid

771
00:38:24,080 --> 00:38:24,879
Speaker 2: or a kid.

772
00:38:25,320 --> 00:38:28,480
Speaker 1: It was a dad saying that do what I do.

773
00:38:28,520 --> 00:38:32,800
Speaker 2: Just do what I do. Sleep right through.

774
00:38:35,400 --> 00:38:38,200
Speaker 1: The amount of times when marleinn Laula were younger, and

775
00:38:38,239 --> 00:38:40,960
Speaker 1: I'd wake up after a pretty good night's sleep and

776
00:38:41,040 --> 00:38:42,560
Speaker 1: I sleep through a freight train, and.

777
00:38:42,520 --> 00:38:45,200
Speaker 2: I'd go, not this freight train got Yeah.

778
00:38:45,000 --> 00:38:48,040
Speaker 1: My gosh, it's almost like a bloody like's peeling off wallpaper.

779
00:38:48,239 --> 00:38:50,839
Speaker 1: But I would say, oh, the kids, they slept pretty

780
00:38:50,840 --> 00:38:51,520
Speaker 1: well last night.

781
00:38:51,520 --> 00:38:52,279
Speaker 2: I'd done that too.

782
00:38:52,440 --> 00:38:55,120
Speaker 1: Laura would then turn ahead and look at me, bags

783
00:38:55,200 --> 00:38:56,000
Speaker 1: under rising, like.

784
00:38:57,000 --> 00:38:59,839
Speaker 2: Yeah, so like, if you're a dad, don't say that.

785
00:39:00,160 --> 00:39:03,319
Speaker 1: No, doesn't matter how good the sleep was. Always just say, god,

786
00:39:03,360 --> 00:39:04,880
Speaker 1: I was up four times with the kids last night.

787
00:39:04,960 --> 00:39:07,120
Speaker 1: You slept through it, and then blame it on them. Yeah,

788
00:39:07,239 --> 00:39:08,640
Speaker 1: get ahead of it, Get ahead of it.

789
00:39:08,680 --> 00:39:15,479
Speaker 2: I say, Okay, this one's from Okay, I'm gonna mess

790
00:39:15,520 --> 00:39:20,440
Speaker 2: the pronunciation of his name, key La La, come.

791
00:39:20,320 --> 00:39:30,640
Speaker 1: On, Kyla Okay, Kayla Kayla.

792
00:39:29,920 --> 00:39:32,320
Speaker 2: Ki Lala keela La.

793
00:39:32,360 --> 00:39:36,320
Speaker 1: I'm gone with that. That's fun beautifully, s La la.

794
00:39:36,520 --> 00:39:37,000
Speaker 2: Here we go.

795
00:39:37,200 --> 00:39:39,040
Speaker 1: That's a name that we haven't thought about for number three.

796
00:39:39,239 --> 00:39:42,399
Speaker 2: Key La la at an extra hor in there, key

797
00:39:42,440 --> 00:39:46,920
Speaker 2: La la La. Just keep it going. I'm wildly on.

798
00:39:47,040 --> 00:39:49,760
Speaker 1: You got the long one, that's what she said.

799
00:39:50,920 --> 00:39:55,600
Speaker 2: Sorry, that's that was actually pretty good. Okay. I am

800
00:39:55,719 --> 00:40:00,239
Speaker 2: wildly onto my third pregnancy, and we'll have three under

801
00:40:00,360 --> 00:40:04,320
Speaker 2: three for a week. Good thing is only a week?

802
00:40:09,120 --> 00:40:12,360
Speaker 2: Why is that fine? Just like it was the delivery.

803
00:40:12,760 --> 00:40:17,000
Speaker 1: Yeah, but also like that pain will be endured for

804
00:40:17,040 --> 00:40:17,919
Speaker 1: a very long time.

805
00:40:18,080 --> 00:40:19,400
Speaker 2: Now after the week, it's fine.

806
00:40:20,080 --> 00:40:23,520
Speaker 1: I want to get through this week. Yeah, just get

807
00:40:23,600 --> 00:40:27,200
Speaker 1: to get to Sunday right now. It's gonna be much

808
00:40:27,239 --> 00:40:29,680
Speaker 1: easier on Monday morning, She's like, why it's still so

809
00:40:29,920 --> 00:40:30,640
Speaker 1: fucking hard.

810
00:40:31,280 --> 00:40:35,560
Speaker 2: I thought this was over anyway, my female mum of

811
00:40:35,920 --> 00:40:42,680
Speaker 2: three boss. What My female mum of three boss?

812
00:40:43,600 --> 00:40:43,920
Speaker 1: All day?

813
00:40:44,840 --> 00:40:46,560
Speaker 2: I thought, can you read it.

814
00:40:46,440 --> 00:40:49,120
Speaker 1: With my first She says, I didn't announce until about

815
00:40:49,120 --> 00:40:52,280
Speaker 1: twenty weeks to my boss, since I wasn't necessarily showing

816
00:40:52,360 --> 00:40:55,560
Speaker 1: and I was in a high labor farming job where

817
00:40:55,600 --> 00:40:57,719
Speaker 1: I knew they'd make me do light duties straight away.

818
00:40:57,840 --> 00:40:58,839
Speaker 1: Isn't that good?

819
00:40:59,640 --> 00:41:01,600
Speaker 2: I thought you she was aura farming.

820
00:41:02,360 --> 00:41:07,239
Speaker 1: No no good energy over here, So I held off

821
00:41:07,280 --> 00:41:10,680
Speaker 1: as long as she could. That's like, that is Jesus, Like,

822
00:41:11,120 --> 00:41:12,200
Speaker 1: that's admirable.

823
00:41:12,280 --> 00:41:14,560
Speaker 2: I tell you right now. I would love light judies,

824
00:41:14,840 --> 00:41:17,440
Speaker 2: yeah right now, Yeah, give me something lighter than that.

825
00:41:17,680 --> 00:41:20,279
Speaker 1: Ashes there going, well, I'm pregnant, like Ash, you're a man.

826
00:41:20,360 --> 00:41:23,040
Speaker 2: Yeah, I know. I'm surprised too.

827
00:41:23,640 --> 00:41:27,640
Speaker 1: My female mum of three boss replied, Oh, I thought

828
00:41:27,680 --> 00:41:33,360
Speaker 1: you were just getting fat. Me or it's winter and

829
00:41:33,400 --> 00:41:36,760
Speaker 1: I've been wearing a jumper and some days long pants.

830
00:41:37,160 --> 00:41:39,960
Speaker 1: And the boss replied, nah, your legs are just getting chunky.

831
00:41:40,120 --> 00:41:43,800
Speaker 2: Oh my goodness. And she's a mom.

832
00:41:44,320 --> 00:41:48,160
Speaker 1: Yeah, well okay, lady, she says, well, how do you

833
00:41:48,200 --> 00:41:50,920
Speaker 1: even respond to that? I don't know, slap him in

834
00:41:50,920 --> 00:41:53,479
Speaker 1: the face to give a perspective. I'm five foot four,

835
00:41:53,719 --> 00:41:56,719
Speaker 1: about fifty to fifty five kilos, healthy ish kind of gal,

836
00:41:57,000 --> 00:41:59,360
Speaker 1: who went on to having a shy of nine pound

837
00:41:59,400 --> 00:42:02,560
Speaker 1: big baby boy my size. Are not fuck off with

838
00:42:02,600 --> 00:42:05,560
Speaker 1: your body shaming comments when people are pregnant. I thankfully

839
00:42:05,640 --> 00:42:08,480
Speaker 1: haven't necessarily gone back to work there since my first

840
00:42:08,520 --> 00:42:12,040
Speaker 1: because even announcing the third, the comments started again.

841
00:42:13,040 --> 00:42:16,759
Speaker 2: Yeah, dude, that is fucked up, isn't it. I think

842
00:42:16,880 --> 00:42:21,239
Speaker 2: commenting on anyone's way, especially in a workplace, that's a

843
00:42:21,360 --> 00:42:23,759
Speaker 2: viable effect. You just don't do it. You just don't

844
00:42:23,800 --> 00:42:27,919
Speaker 2: do it. It's called comments. God breeding these people, God's sake.

845
00:42:29,280 --> 00:42:30,120
Speaker 1: I asked a question.

846
00:42:30,920 --> 00:42:32,680
Speaker 2: We're doing the last question, next question.

847
00:42:32,760 --> 00:42:35,719
Speaker 1: We'll wrap this up in a night as well, doing me.

848
00:42:35,920 --> 00:42:36,720
Speaker 1: You're a great reader.

849
00:42:36,920 --> 00:42:41,640
Speaker 2: This can't patronize me. This is from Niri, got that right?

850
00:42:41,960 --> 00:42:43,120
Speaker 2: I think I don't know.

851
00:42:44,800 --> 00:42:47,680
Speaker 1: That's condescending the fact that people still put their names

852
00:42:47,719 --> 00:42:49,600
Speaker 1: and they send any questions to this podcast.

853
00:42:49,600 --> 00:42:52,200
Speaker 2: It's a miracle and I love it. I would love

854
00:42:52,280 --> 00:42:56,120
Speaker 2: to know your thoughts on joint birthday party protocol. We

855
00:42:56,160 --> 00:42:58,560
Speaker 2: all know my thoughts on that my son has been

856
00:42:58,560 --> 00:43:02,120
Speaker 2: invited to a joint six but sixth birthday party. He

857
00:43:02,280 --> 00:43:05,120
Speaker 2: is friends with one of the boys, but doesn't have

858
00:43:05,239 --> 00:43:08,240
Speaker 2: anything to do with the other boy. Oh whoa Okay,

859
00:43:08,280 --> 00:43:11,800
Speaker 2: hang on, is it rude only buy a gift for

860
00:43:11,880 --> 00:43:16,880
Speaker 2: my son's friend or should I buy two gifts? Also,

861
00:43:17,280 --> 00:43:22,080
Speaker 2: they have invited the whole class. I say with that,

862
00:43:22,080 --> 00:43:27,200
Speaker 2: that's the parents gift farming. I just coined a phrase,

863
00:43:27,239 --> 00:43:33,399
Speaker 2: excuse me, where you over invite people to give your

864
00:43:33,520 --> 00:43:35,319
Speaker 2: kid gifts so that you don't have to go out

865
00:43:35,320 --> 00:43:37,080
Speaker 2: and buy all these gifts that they want it.

866
00:43:37,120 --> 00:43:39,600
Speaker 1: But don't you think it's a trade off? Right? You're

867
00:43:40,560 --> 00:43:42,000
Speaker 1: providing the venue.

868
00:43:41,920 --> 00:43:44,720
Speaker 2: If you live there, you pay mortgage, doesn't matter.

869
00:43:44,680 --> 00:43:47,120
Speaker 1: Feeding and cleaning the house, you're getting the preparation, you're

870
00:43:47,160 --> 00:43:48,920
Speaker 1: feeding the child, you get activities.

871
00:43:49,400 --> 00:43:51,399
Speaker 2: You could budget your way out of that and come

872
00:43:51,400 --> 00:43:53,279
Speaker 2: out on top. I know what they're doing.

873
00:43:53,160 --> 00:43:55,920
Speaker 1: It's an exchange. It's in exchange here, It's it's a

874
00:43:55,920 --> 00:43:57,359
Speaker 1: tradition as old as I think.

875
00:43:57,400 --> 00:43:59,000
Speaker 2: It's a con well.

876
00:43:59,040 --> 00:44:00,920
Speaker 1: Birthday parties, yeah, you already know.

877
00:44:00,920 --> 00:44:03,359
Speaker 2: My thoughts on that. I sneak my kids into other

878
00:44:03,360 --> 00:44:05,319
Speaker 2: people's birthdays all the time. I've only ever thrown one,

879
00:44:05,320 --> 00:44:08,280
Speaker 2: but like wedding crashes for birthday parties birthday crashes.

880
00:44:08,480 --> 00:44:10,040
Speaker 1: For those of you who are knew to the podcast,

881
00:44:10,120 --> 00:44:13,600
Speaker 1: Ash walks the parks on Saturdays and Sunday mornings with his.

882
00:44:13,640 --> 00:44:15,200
Speaker 2: Children around their birthday time.

883
00:44:15,200 --> 00:44:17,800
Speaker 1: Once he spots a bunch of balloons tied with gazebo,

884
00:44:17,920 --> 00:44:20,759
Speaker 1: he is in there and he's like, hey, good to

885
00:44:20,760 --> 00:44:21,640
Speaker 1: see you guys again.

886
00:44:21,719 --> 00:44:24,239
Speaker 2: Most of the time I'm doing it silently, or it's

887
00:44:24,239 --> 00:44:26,120
Speaker 2: a friend because it just so happens that a friend

888
00:44:26,160 --> 00:44:28,279
Speaker 2: of mine kid was born on the same day, not

889
00:44:28,320 --> 00:44:31,439
Speaker 2: the same year. His kid's younger. So when that kid

890
00:44:31,480 --> 00:44:33,240
Speaker 2: was born on that day, I was like, thank god,

891
00:44:33,960 --> 00:44:35,959
Speaker 2: he's going to save you so much money, this kid.

892
00:44:36,239 --> 00:44:38,600
Speaker 2: And now I just now it's now it's Matey's birthday.

893
00:44:38,600 --> 00:44:39,440
Speaker 2: Whenever it's his birthday.

894
00:44:39,480 --> 00:44:41,719
Speaker 1: So would Masie get presents from other guests?

895
00:44:41,760 --> 00:44:44,279
Speaker 2: No, they wouldn't know because I've snuck her in. Yeah,

896
00:44:44,520 --> 00:44:47,480
Speaker 2: I just get to the end of Happy Birthday to

897
00:44:47,560 --> 00:44:49,359
Speaker 2: whoever is the kid? And and Ma.

898
00:44:49,680 --> 00:44:51,560
Speaker 1: Why don't you, why don't you actually get in there

899
00:44:51,560 --> 00:44:53,720
Speaker 1: earlier and get her name, like put on the invite?

900
00:44:54,080 --> 00:44:56,279
Speaker 2: Well, it's I'm working on And so then I did

901
00:44:56,320 --> 00:44:58,480
Speaker 2: cop a bit of hate for this though. Remember people

902
00:44:58,520 --> 00:45:00,880
Speaker 2: were like, how tell you I have the child of

903
00:45:00,920 --> 00:45:01,680
Speaker 2: a birthday?

904
00:45:02,160 --> 00:45:04,560
Speaker 1: I was like, well, we celebrate privately, but the thing

905
00:45:04,680 --> 00:45:07,160
Speaker 1: is ash you're starving the child or something they will

906
00:45:07,200 --> 00:45:10,239
Speaker 1: only enjoy at a young age. Okay, we don't know.

907
00:45:10,280 --> 00:45:13,120
Speaker 1: It's like a ticking time, but head when they'll stop

908
00:45:13,200 --> 00:45:16,600
Speaker 1: enjoying being sung to Happy birth as sooner the better, right,

909
00:45:16,680 --> 00:45:19,600
Speaker 1: there's there's a finite number of times they will enjoy

910
00:45:19,640 --> 00:45:20,960
Speaker 1: that song being sung to them.

911
00:45:21,040 --> 00:45:24,719
Speaker 2: No one enjoys that song, the kids do. Hell dare

912
00:45:24,840 --> 00:45:28,440
Speaker 2: you know? Even when we sing it to Oscar as

913
00:45:28,480 --> 00:45:29,400
Speaker 2: a family, he's.

914
00:45:29,239 --> 00:45:31,480
Speaker 1: Like he's there loving it, and You're like, see he

915
00:45:31,560 --> 00:45:33,520
Speaker 1: hates it. He's in pain right now?

916
00:45:33,640 --> 00:45:36,520
Speaker 2: Yeah, he probably is. I was I am. Every time

917
00:45:36,560 --> 00:45:38,680
Speaker 2: someone pipes up and starts singing Happy birth just.

918
00:45:38,600 --> 00:45:40,319
Speaker 1: Because it hurts you doesn't mean it's going to hurt

919
00:45:40,320 --> 00:45:44,120
Speaker 1: your son. Okay, well said okay, but they're not shirt.

920
00:45:44,320 --> 00:45:45,480
Speaker 2: Don't you steal my lines?

921
00:45:45,560 --> 00:45:47,080
Speaker 1: How dare you steal my So what I'm trying to

922
00:45:47,120 --> 00:45:50,600
Speaker 1: say is just give two birthday presents.

923
00:45:50,760 --> 00:45:54,719
Speaker 2: No, I think it's twenty bucks.

924
00:45:55,239 --> 00:45:56,040
Speaker 1: Twenty bucks, my.

925
00:45:56,000 --> 00:45:59,560
Speaker 2: Guy, twenty bucks. Okay, it's as much to you as

926
00:45:59,600 --> 00:46:02,200
Speaker 2: it is to them, right, what do you mean by that?

927
00:46:02,239 --> 00:46:03,479
Speaker 2: So twenty dollars is twenty dollars?

928
00:46:03,520 --> 00:46:05,399
Speaker 1: Okay, so well slow down.

929
00:46:06,040 --> 00:46:08,759
Speaker 2: It's as much to you as it is to them.

930
00:46:08,960 --> 00:46:11,640
Speaker 1: So the next statement, would you say, twenty bucks is

931
00:46:11,680 --> 00:46:13,560
Speaker 1: twenty bucks? Yeah? Yeah, that's lost me.

932
00:46:13,800 --> 00:46:17,160
Speaker 2: Yeah, so twenty dollars to you might mean something different

933
00:46:17,160 --> 00:46:17,879
Speaker 2: to someone else.

934
00:46:18,040 --> 00:46:20,320
Speaker 1: So twenty bucks isn't twenty bucks, Well.

935
00:46:20,200 --> 00:46:22,920
Speaker 2: It is the amounts of the same that means different.

936
00:46:22,920 --> 00:46:23,480
Speaker 2: It's different.

937
00:46:23,560 --> 00:46:25,000
Speaker 1: Yes, it's not twenty bucks.

938
00:46:25,320 --> 00:46:27,200
Speaker 2: Well it is because that's the year round figure.

939
00:46:27,280 --> 00:46:29,040
Speaker 1: No, twenty bucks is twenty bucks to you, but it's

940
00:46:29,080 --> 00:46:29,960
Speaker 1: not twenty bucks someone else.

941
00:46:30,280 --> 00:46:34,720
Speaker 2: Yeah, forty bucks. That twenty dollars to you means something

942
00:46:34,719 --> 00:46:37,040
Speaker 2: else that it does to someone else. Okay, so that

943
00:46:37,080 --> 00:46:40,479
Speaker 2: twenty dollars are still twenty but it might mean someone

944
00:46:40,560 --> 00:46:42,839
Speaker 2: might be less fortunate. It might mean on a meal,

945
00:46:42,880 --> 00:46:45,600
Speaker 2: so it's fort it. No, it might mean that twenty

946
00:46:45,680 --> 00:46:48,040
Speaker 2: dollars that I am buying a gift for means that

947
00:46:48,080 --> 00:46:50,320
Speaker 2: we might miss out on a meal for my family

948
00:46:50,320 --> 00:46:52,040
Speaker 2: that I love very much. Yes, I'm going to take

949
00:46:52,040 --> 00:46:53,239
Speaker 2: you on a guilt journey right now.

950
00:46:53,280 --> 00:46:53,920
Speaker 1: That's a lie.

951
00:46:54,160 --> 00:46:55,839
Speaker 2: Okay, lie to me. But you know what I mean.

952
00:46:55,880 --> 00:46:57,880
Speaker 2: So twenty dollars is going to be twenty dollars, but

953
00:46:58,000 --> 00:47:01,080
Speaker 2: it might mean less to you than it does to

954
00:47:01,080 --> 00:47:01,600
Speaker 2: someone else.

955
00:47:03,239 --> 00:47:05,240
Speaker 1: Let's let's agree to disagree.

956
00:47:05,360 --> 00:47:10,040
Speaker 2: Okay, Okay, Okay, you sure I'm positive?

957
00:47:10,280 --> 00:47:11,600
Speaker 1: Really, don't ask me twice.

958
00:47:11,680 --> 00:47:14,600
Speaker 2: So okay, I'm just thinking, like right here that I

959
00:47:14,640 --> 00:47:18,760
Speaker 2: would go if I don't know the other kid whatsoever. Okay,

960
00:47:18,840 --> 00:47:22,640
Speaker 2: there's no repercussions or backlash on that. I'm buying the

961
00:47:22,719 --> 00:47:25,480
Speaker 2: kid I know at present put it in the pile. Actually,

962
00:47:25,520 --> 00:47:29,319
Speaker 2: fuck it, I'm not buying any presents. I was like, yeah,

963
00:47:29,800 --> 00:47:31,200
Speaker 2: I'll make a point of it when I get there,

964
00:47:31,200 --> 00:47:33,600
Speaker 2: and it's like, where's the present pile. I'll say that,

965
00:47:33,719 --> 00:47:35,319
Speaker 2: so people like, Okay, he's looking for the present pile,

966
00:47:35,360 --> 00:47:37,160
Speaker 2: so he must have presents put in there. And then

967
00:47:37,239 --> 00:47:40,399
Speaker 2: after maybe after the first bevrage if there's bevrage there

968
00:47:40,400 --> 00:47:42,360
Speaker 2: and be like, yeah, I just put my present in

969
00:47:42,400 --> 00:47:47,480
Speaker 2: the pile over there, maybe got lost gas light, saved

970
00:47:47,760 --> 00:47:50,640
Speaker 2: forty bucks there in your mass it.

971
00:47:50,520 --> 00:47:51,440
Speaker 1: Was twenty bucks.

972
00:47:51,480 --> 00:47:56,280
Speaker 2: Bro, it's going up now. I'm just saying, not everyone

973
00:47:56,320 --> 00:47:58,640
Speaker 2: can afford to fork out twenty dollars on a kid

974
00:47:58,680 --> 00:48:05,759
Speaker 2: they don't like. Am I right? No drager in Okay. Look,

975
00:48:06,040 --> 00:48:07,320
Speaker 2: if I think.

976
00:48:07,160 --> 00:48:09,160
Speaker 1: We're different people and I need to appreciate I.

977
00:48:09,080 --> 00:48:12,120
Speaker 2: Think if you like I love to give gifts to

978
00:48:12,239 --> 00:48:15,120
Speaker 2: people that I know, don't try and.

979
00:48:15,080 --> 00:48:17,399
Speaker 1: Paint yourself as but something different to what.

980
00:48:17,360 --> 00:48:20,240
Speaker 2: You actually If you're going to buy gifts for both,

981
00:48:20,400 --> 00:48:22,200
Speaker 2: then you do it within the means that you think

982
00:48:22,280 --> 00:48:27,120
Speaker 2: is appropriate. Not Matt's twenty dollars rule. He's just brought out.

983
00:48:26,840 --> 00:48:29,920
Speaker 1: Don't be such a wuss and stick by your comments

984
00:48:29,920 --> 00:48:31,719
Speaker 1: of like, oh, buy anything for anyone else.

985
00:48:31,760 --> 00:48:33,360
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm just trying to eaven it out of it.

986
00:48:33,600 --> 00:48:36,439
Speaker 2: Yeah fuck it, I'm not getting these kids anything they're

987
00:48:36,440 --> 00:48:39,480
Speaker 2: not going to remember. If we don't get invited the

988
00:48:39,480 --> 00:48:40,560
Speaker 2: next year, that's a win.

989
00:48:43,680 --> 00:48:46,759
Speaker 1: And on that note, if ever, there was a nod

990
00:48:46,800 --> 00:48:50,400
Speaker 1: to why we don't give advice, that question.

991
00:48:50,360 --> 00:48:53,120
Speaker 2: Was a drivel answer that I could have possibly given.

992
00:48:53,239 --> 00:48:57,880
Speaker 1: But if you enjoyed this episode, please review, subscribe. We

993
00:48:57,960 --> 00:49:01,439
Speaker 1: get a lot of lovely comments on Spotify, many bucks

994
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Speaker 1: and follow us where.

995
00:49:04,200 --> 00:49:08,080
Speaker 2: On Instagram or TikTok, Facebook, Two Doting Dads and now

996
00:49:08,280 --> 00:49:11,680
Speaker 2: YouTube episodes, full episodes, no guest episodes.

997
00:49:12,840 --> 00:49:13,560
Speaker 1: Yeah you're greedy.

998
00:49:14,000 --> 00:49:16,080
Speaker 2: No, it's one step at a time.

999
00:49:16,080 --> 00:49:17,799
Speaker 1: And we'll see you guys next week.

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Speaker 2: Okay, bye, this is awkward, Let's go.

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Speaker 1: Two Doting Dads podcast acknowledges the traditional custodians of country

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Speaker 1: throughout Australia and the connections to land, see and community.

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