WEBVTT - MINI: The New Guy

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<v Speaker 1>I heeart podcasts.

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<v Speaker 2>anything good? Hey, this is the Christian Oconnell Show podcast.

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<v Speaker 2>So for the last two weeks we've been on a

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<v Speaker 2>I'm actually about to say school break. That's how I

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<v Speaker 2>regard this job. It is a kind of school break.

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<v Speaker 1>Patsy, welcome back to the show. Thank you. It's so

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<v Speaker 1>good to be bad. It is really good to be back.

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<v Speaker 1>I tell you why the last two weeks.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm now starting this show in far worse shape.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm on heavy medication for kidney infection.

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<v Speaker 2>I have torn and done something awful to my left shoulder,

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<v Speaker 2>my glasses on holiday with the kids in Fiji. The

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<v Speaker 2>hot that the break has done me Irre, I've wasted

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<v Speaker 2>so much money now. It's like the game of life

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<v Speaker 2>is snakes and ladders. I'm way down the bottom of back.

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<v Speaker 1>Ladder that life insurances there is it? Oh my yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>There was one point when where my wife and I

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<v Speaker 2>were in the doctor surgery on Friday afternoon and the

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<v Speaker 2>doctor what is it these days? I don't know if

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<v Speaker 2>this happened to you, Patsy or ear where they start googling,

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<v Speaker 2>they get a taba's not very assuring. This happened to

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<v Speaker 2>me and I could see that she was googling what.

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<v Speaker 1>My condition was and could it lead to the big sea?

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<v Speaker 1>This is this is in front of me. My wife

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<v Speaker 1>and I are sitting there in cancer.

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<v Speaker 2>My wife, and I said, my wife and I was

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<v Speaker 2>sitting there in cans hopefully not my wife, and I

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<v Speaker 2>was saying it. Fortunately, It's like, what do you meant

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<v Speaker 2>to do? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 1>Is he going to.

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<v Speaker 2>Because normally I tell you this a bit on those

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<v Speaker 2>those those meds for five days, two weeks and get

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<v Speaker 2>yours in all.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh no, hey, siy, what is wrong with this man? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 1>I mean I can.

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<v Speaker 2>My wife was trying to reassure me afterwards as we left,

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<v Speaker 2>she said, look at least she was doing her.

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<v Speaker 1>Do that. You do that in your time? What's that

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<v Speaker 1>teeny's of study? Exactly?

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<v Speaker 2>It's not like I've come in with a red tropical Okay.

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<v Speaker 1>She should know. So.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, and now we need to welcome to the show someone.

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<v Speaker 2>We're really excited to be joining the show and our

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<v Speaker 2>family as well. And that isn't just me, Pats and

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<v Speaker 2>Rio and the team here. It's actually everyone who listens

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<v Speaker 2>to the show and makes the show with us every day.

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<v Speaker 1>Welcome to the show, Alex Cullen. Thank you so much.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, a genuine, big, warm hearted Welcome to the team, Alex.

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<v Speaker 2>Everyone's making you film very welcome already. Already you've created

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<v Speaker 2>a buzz. Let me tell you why. When I came

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<v Speaker 2>in this morning, right Alex, a senior engineer goes to me,

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<v Speaker 2>he pulls me so and goes, hey, Alex has been

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<v Speaker 2>in since five a m.

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<v Speaker 1>Now for this team, this is already.

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<v Speaker 2>Remarkable because a certain former team member never came in

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<v Speaker 2>till like, well six, are you already?

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<v Speaker 1>Times are changing. I'm very conscientious. You've got to be

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<v Speaker 1>on your first day. There's a lot going on, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>So what are you going to be in like five

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<v Speaker 1>to six tomorrow? It's a one day thing, is it?

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<v Speaker 1>But welcome.

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<v Speaker 3>Thank you so much. Look, it's wonderful to be here.

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<v Speaker 3>Everyone's been so lovely and friendly and welcoming. It's a

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<v Speaker 3>big move for us, as you will well know. It's

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<v Speaker 3>my girls are starting school this morning as well. So wow, yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>it's all happening in our family. But it's wonderful to

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<v Speaker 3>be We love this kiss the girls. The twins are

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<v Speaker 3>six yep, and they're starting well term three today here

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<v Speaker 3>in Melbourne.

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<v Speaker 1>It's totally new school in New city.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, they're brave girls.

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<v Speaker 3>They're in the same class, which is really lovely.

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<v Speaker 1>And how was the drive over them from Sydney?

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<v Speaker 3>The drive down was a nightmare Christian cats that ages had.

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<v Speaker 1>We're sitting in the military insurgents are in the car.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, and so we're about to go and one of

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<v Speaker 3>the girls, Evenie, just starts vomiting in the car now,

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<v Speaker 3>you know, and we're like, really, is this happening right now?

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<v Speaker 3>And then she's just continuing to do that for most

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<v Speaker 3>of the trip. Then about halfway Audrey does the same.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, they're like Carliles was.

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<v Speaker 2>One goes off, starts chundering, the other one does and

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<v Speaker 2>then you start try heaving and your wife.

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<v Speaker 1>Starts try heaving. It's a it's a funny. It was

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<v Speaker 1>just awful. But you know, was there any point were

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<v Speaker 1>like is this a.

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<v Speaker 2>Sign to the vomiting on the way As we leave

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<v Speaker 2>Sydney it's to Melbourne and that wonderful blowy episode where

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<v Speaker 2>they're moving but they actually stay, they stay.

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<v Speaker 1>But today we're going Yeah, if only you hadn't lost

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<v Speaker 1>that Channel nine.

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<v Speaker 3>I just saw it out of the corner and by

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<v Speaker 3>actually on one of the screens. You're like, oh, that's interesting.

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<v Speaker 3>There they go this morning.

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<v Speaker 1>Very well.

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<v Speaker 2>Now I just have to mention as well that you

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<v Speaker 2>do appear to have a brand new black eye.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>I mean, I know Melbourne's a bit rough, and I'm

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<v Speaker 2>really sorry in your first weekend you've already had a

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<v Speaker 2>punch on.

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<v Speaker 3>I've come in here about it and bruised. And it

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<v Speaker 3>was funny. We bought some walnuts from South Melbourne markets.

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<v Speaker 2>Come on that old story you got into a pub

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<v Speaker 2>five TV guy, you got the shit kicked out.

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<v Speaker 1>Don't insult the show. And day one with some story

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<v Speaker 1>about walnuts.

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<v Speaker 3>Car looks like, so, anyway, we're at the back of

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<v Speaker 3>where and we we're opening these walnuts. The kids love walnuts,

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<v Speaker 3>and so there's the shells everywhere throughout the backyard and

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<v Speaker 3>I'm picking them up. Anyway, My kids are a million

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<v Speaker 3>miles an hour, like proper, proper million miles an hour,

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<v Speaker 3>and so I'm meaning now to pick them up. Edie

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<v Speaker 3>runs over and she starts picking them up, and then

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<v Speaker 3>as I stand up, she takes off, and in that

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<v Speaker 3>exact millisecond she has taken my just taken me out,

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<v Speaker 3>smashing into my eye, my eye full of blood.

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<v Speaker 1>The girls are screaming.

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<v Speaker 2>It's not a good look for down if you can

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<v Speaker 2>be wiped out by a six year old, she like

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<v Speaker 2>sat soon is at that age.

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<v Speaker 1>Man, get a better story, Alex.

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<v Speaker 3>He said to your last night, he said, Daddy, tomorrow

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<v Speaker 3>on the show, you have to say that you were

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<v Speaker 3>beaten up by a six year old.

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<v Speaker 1>All right, well, Alex, welcome to the show. This song

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<v Speaker 1>is for you. It's the Black Eyed Peace. Thank you.

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