Speaker 1: Good morning, it's a Christian color show podcast.
Speaker 2: Good morning, it's thirdsa morning, It's a Christian O'Connor show.
Speaker 2: Almost ten minutes past six, Good morning. Stretching, stretching, stretching
Speaker 2: like a cat who's just woken up? Did you just
Speaker 2: stretching in the last couple of seconds where we go
Speaker 2: on here, you've been at work since quarter to six
Speaker 2: and you start stretching. Now, you know you have those
Speaker 2: mornings where you just can't stop feeling like, yeah, you.
Speaker 3: Want to go back to bed? Yeah, yes, I'm sorry that.
Speaker 2: That's the great one. Start. Thanks coming in, Sampang, Patty,
Speaker 2: how are you you happy to be here? I appreciate
Speaker 2: being here on the show, on the big show.
Speaker 4: Yeah, certainly do.
Speaker 2: This is your fault. We so Rio came in, didn't
Speaker 2: I said, how are you this morning? He went great?
Speaker 2: No other place to be like really sarcastically, it spreads
Speaker 2: like a virus. What do I tell you? Or repeat
Speaker 2: after me? You're lucky to be here.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you're lucky.
Speaker 5: To be here.
Speaker 2: Our productivity at a strange start through were this morning?
Speaker 2: You know, in the morning I have to drop off
Speaker 2: my daughter at the school nice and early.
Speaker 3: How often is she doing this right, oh.
Speaker 2: Week, even though I said to her yesterday the night
Speaker 2: before the early morning departure, she has to get up
Speaker 2: at four twenty okay, the night before, I get all
Speaker 2: her school lunch ready. She ain't getting out of the
Speaker 2: house in time she's doing the morning she can barely move, okay.
Speaker 2: So I make the sandwiches, get it all packed, water
Speaker 2: bottles filled up, so everything's ready. I get the bread out,
Speaker 2: put it in the toaster, so that's ready when I
Speaker 2: get up the morning. I get up early now on
Speaker 2: those mornings, get her nice breakfast ready and warm drinks.
Speaker 2: It's all there because she doesn't want to talk when
Speaker 2: she comes. When she descends into the kitchen, she's just
Speaker 2: like bent over like an old witch. And I now
Speaker 2: know she doesn't want to talk. It's okay, you know.
Speaker 2: So I like your drinks there, your toast there. I
Speaker 2: just leave. You know. The phone goes out. I see
Speaker 2: it straight away, snapchat gets fired out. Why's you look
Speaker 2: at half four in the morning? Who snap o halfour
Speaker 2: in the morning. She's just looking at all these and
Speaker 2: kittens and faces are all sort of hearts all blowing up. Anyway,
Speaker 2: you know, I don't like to be late. I cannot
Speaker 2: stand being late. Right. There were two types of people
Speaker 2: in this life. They're the people that understand what being
Speaker 2: on time means and those that are late patchy. Which
Speaker 2: side of the equation.
Speaker 4: Of you it waivers most days?
Speaker 2: No, you're never late. I've never known you be late.
Speaker 4: No, Chris wouldn't agree with you on this.
Speaker 2: Really, yeah, I'm always waiting for my wife perpetually. My
Speaker 2: state's up there with always one of jack. I don't
Speaker 2: need to ask the question the guy who the only
Speaker 2: guy out of eleven listeners that are to get in
Speaker 2: the middle of nowhere to go this training session two
Speaker 2: days ago, the only person late who turned up halfway
Speaker 2: through training was you.
Speaker 3: In my family, I go to admit I am the
Speaker 3: on time person. Really, I feel like you guys. Wow,
Speaker 3: I am always waiting for Bianca.
Speaker 2: Oh it drives me.
Speaker 3: Now, you guys are the next level.
Speaker 2: Of I get it. For my dad. My dad was
Speaker 2: always let's get early. His granddad, my Irish grandad, was
Speaker 2: always the seventh to one and from a long line
Speaker 2: of people who want to get the early. So this
Speaker 2: morning it backfired, right, So we got to the school.
Speaker 2: So when I drop off at the school is like
Speaker 2: quarter to five, and normally the school coach is there.
Speaker 2: She gets out the car and then she sort of
Speaker 2: staggers with all these other staggering zombies and they get
Speaker 2: on the coach and they get driven out to a
Speaker 2: lake somewhere or the Yarra, and they row. She's out
Speaker 2: there right now, six don and they start rowing. It's
Speaker 2: so dark.
Speaker 3: That does make me feel better about being here.
Speaker 2: Now you're not rowing, You're not rowing right now with one,
Speaker 2: you know, the school teacher's yelling from a megaphone from
Speaker 2: the little sidebar.
Speaker 3: Honestly, how do they see? I don't know, really, one
Speaker 3: could go on through that dark te and the chocolate
Speaker 3: fast see.
Speaker 2: Is it the cox he's meant to sort of guide
Speaker 2: with the rudders. What are they guiding right now? They've
Speaker 2: got floodlights on these lakes here? Anyway, this morning we
Speaker 2: got there so early, right, I pulled up and as
Speaker 2: always pulling upbouts of the scholars. I got no other
Speaker 2: cars there, and not is that the school bus hadn't.
Speaker 3: He got there, Ah were no teachers or anything.
Speaker 2: There's no one there. All the lights are off in
Speaker 2: the school. The street lights are dims there's only one
Speaker 2: car there, it's ours. And oh what I hear is
Speaker 2: Oh my god. My stomach goes for fear. I look
Speaker 2: at the clock, go oh, we're a bit too early.
Speaker 3: So did you make small talk?
Speaker 2: He you? I tried that. I make a living out
Speaker 2: a small talk. Tried that. It was just cutting. I
Speaker 2: want to talk to you. Why are you swirly? Why
Speaker 2: do you have to be early? So I thought, what
Speaker 2: are we going to do?
Speaker 6: Right?
Speaker 2: Do you guys have a song that you listen to sometimes?
Speaker 2: Maybe it's a current song that fires you up.
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Yeah, time driving in there's a song at the moment.
Speaker 2: It's been like this one for about six months. It's
Speaker 2: not every morning, but if I feel I need a
Speaker 2: real blast, I stick it on. So this morning, you
Speaker 2: got to imagine this, right, It's four forty five am.
Speaker 2: There's no one else around, there are no cars on
Speaker 2: South Road. It's me and my daughter right just in
Speaker 2: our car outside an empty school. There's no one else around.
Speaker 2: I crank up this. This is called Born to Race.
Speaker 7: Hell.
Speaker 2: I love this song. Who is he's staring out there? Motorhead?
Speaker 2: She's staring out the window. I'm smashing the dashboard and
Speaker 2: the steering wheel, ray Hell, bar to rays help the
Speaker 2: car's shaking bar to raise hell. Anyway, bit by bill,
Speaker 2: a fist comes up and she starts to get on
Speaker 2: barn to raise hell, barn to raise Hell. And then
Speaker 2: the school bus turns up right and I go see
Speaker 2: you late. As she gets out the car, I go
Speaker 2: see late, and don't forget and put away laughing. If
Speaker 2: you want everything to wake yourself up, get that song
Speaker 2: cranked up, Motorhead Born to Raise Hell.
Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 2: I used to think it was words that were my
Speaker 2: teenager's most devastating weapon. It's not. It's actually the silence.
Speaker 2: It's the withering scorn. It's the eye rolling they can do.
Speaker 2: They can crush you with a side look, a glance
Speaker 2: and suddenly you're just eyes your stone. Anyway, this morning,
Speaker 2: to try and get a reaction out of my sixteen
Speaker 2: year old and I got a way too early to
Speaker 2: the school this morning, and we had an agonizing, very
Speaker 2: very Sometimes five minutes can take a very long time
Speaker 2: to go, like a really really long time, Like is
Speaker 2: that clock not moving? It's time standing still right now
Speaker 2: in this car with no other cars around, just me
Speaker 2: and my daughter dealing with what I've created of getting
Speaker 2: her too early to school for rowing practice, and so
Speaker 2: I cranked up my power song. I think we all
Speaker 2: have if you think about it, a power song that
Speaker 2: never fails to put you in a good mood or
Speaker 2: just bounce you up. For me, it's this crazy big
Speaker 2: rock song by the band Motorhead called Born to Raise Hell.
Speaker 2: If you want to find out what this is money,
Speaker 2: So let me start.
Speaker 7: What are you waiting for me?
Speaker 2: What do you think you were created for? Show us?
Speaker 2: She gets, show us you dad? Get ready? Everyone? Oh,
Speaker 2: sing along? Wherever you are, Come on now, bond that's it.
Speaker 2: You pump along, that's it. Raise your fish, you're pumped
Speaker 2: your fist. I guarantee you're going to listen to us
Speaker 2: on the way back. Let's make this a new show anthem.
Speaker 2: So now when you come in the studio, Jack, I
Speaker 2: haven't lined up. If you can't raise the army all
Speaker 2: the way doesn't matter, Jack, what's your kind of power
Speaker 2: up song?
Speaker 3: So when I was doing long distance running, the Nike
Speaker 3: Running app had this great feature on it where at
Speaker 3: any point you can press give me my pump up song,
Speaker 3: and it would pre load a pump up so yeah,
Speaker 3: so I would use the Pretenders. The Pretender by Food Fighters.
Speaker 3: Great song starts really slow with Dave.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 3: So at this you just.
Speaker 2: Or you're just you've just left the front gate. You're
Speaker 2: just jogging.
Speaker 3: This is just like you just jogging getting into speed.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you're waving to the neighbors this part. Oh yeah,
Speaker 2: brilliant song.
Speaker 3: This is where your feet start and hit the ground and.
Speaker 2: Cart with the sneer russ. This is a great power
Speaker 2: up side. I remember that Nike you Little thing. It
Speaker 2: was Nike PLoP when it first came along, that thing.
Speaker 2: I think we should do a feature called six o'clock
Speaker 2: Rock where you need It's we start the show with
Speaker 2: a pump up song, a power up song, a big
Speaker 2: song like the food Fighters, Pretender or of course, come on, guys,
Speaker 2: come on, that's it. That's it, Jack, Come on. You
Speaker 2: can't have too much energy in the morning. Jack. Okay.
Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell Show podcast.
Speaker 2: So what is your power up song? The song that
Speaker 2: always never fails to get you going. Let's go to Mick.
Speaker 2: Good morning Mick today.
Speaker 7: It's a saying storm.
Speaker 2: Do you know what that takes me straight back to
Speaker 2: the nineties, no messing with the lyrics. This is it
Speaker 2: amazing things that your brain can suddenly remember. Why is
Speaker 2: that still in my head that here go? Here you go, Mick?
Speaker 2: There it is? This is so nineties, isn't it? This
Speaker 2: was huge du sounds.
Speaker 3: So why not does it do anything different for the
Speaker 3: whole three minute duration?
Speaker 2: It started slowly, doesn't It doesn't have quite a sort
Speaker 2: of long, sort of forty second builder.
Speaker 7: Yeah it does, and then it just kicks in and
Speaker 7: it's like the nineties come back.
Speaker 1: Yeah it is.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Yeah, you get all the way and he gets
Speaker 2: straight into the banging with this key right tacks on
Speaker 2: demo Word actually has just released.
Speaker 3: This, So the rest of the band is doing nothing
Speaker 3: on stage, but they've.
Speaker 2: I remember when they used to mime on music shows.
Speaker 2: They were just banging the keyboards. They were like kids
Speaker 2: still when they pretend to play along music. Why are drude? Now?
Speaker 2: Let's get on Google, Jack. What are are they still
Speaker 2: doing shows? I mean, can they put a show together?
Speaker 2: Is it just like eighteen different versions of this? Mick,
Speaker 2: I've got to thank you for bringing this back into
Speaker 2: our lives. Where are they now? Jack? What does the
Speaker 2: web tell us?
Speaker 3: Where are rude a finished DJ. Yeahs from Finland?
Speaker 2: We got that. Yeah, Al he's finished as a DJ?
Speaker 2: What was that? Was that the headline?
Speaker 3: Apparently he's still active.
Speaker 2: He's still one guy. Wow, one guy can do this?
Speaker 2: I mean, how many boys? How many one due to
Speaker 2: do this? All those keyboards up now? The other one
Speaker 2: in the middle?
Speaker 3: Wait, were doing any thing? Where he's pointing to? Here
Speaker 3: is he? Here?
Speaker 2: Is he?
Speaker 6: Rio?
Speaker 2: What's happened? Talk to us? What's going on here?
Speaker 3: He's still very much active. He was in Australia. I
Speaker 3: read our Future music a few years ago.
Speaker 2: Future music. He's the past, present and future of music.
Speaker 3: He's never stopped.
Speaker 2: I think we've done this morning. He he's omnipotent. Mick,
Speaker 2: you've given the show a treat this morning by bringing
Speaker 2: but I reckon if we looked on like Spotify and
Speaker 2: Google Analytics, there'd be a whole lot of people going
Speaker 2: to look for that drude SoundStorm. Mick. That's a great one.
Speaker 2: Thank you very much, Christian Christian O'Connell Show Podcast. Oh,
Speaker 2: I know what you want. You want a few more
Speaker 2: derudes facts about the great man from the ninthies of
Speaker 2: this fame. I'm just going to look on YouTube to
Speaker 2: see the video for this again and one hundred and
Speaker 2: ninety six million views. Well, and you just told me
Speaker 2: that Eril musk in this month actually tweeted about Darud
Speaker 2: soundsor this is Enol Muskau's right at the frontier of
Speaker 2: you know, space exploration actually genuinely himself in a bit
Speaker 2: of space cadet as well.
Speaker 3: In the last month was named the richest man in
Speaker 3: the world.
Speaker 2: She's taking over Jeff Bezos, isn't he?
Speaker 3: He tweeted Sandstorm is a masterpiece, to which Darud replied, man,
Speaker 3: if this is a reference to my song, thank you.
Speaker 3: If not, I'll just get my coat.
Speaker 2: On the centenary of Finland's independence in twenty seventeen, guess
Speaker 2: how they all celebrated. What a way to say Finland
Speaker 2: has been free for one hundred years. How do we
Speaker 2: mark this? Our surprise guest, do you remember him? Daruz?
Speaker 2: We are free?
Speaker 3: We are.
Speaker 2: This came out in nineteen ninety nine. The original track
Speaker 2: length eight minutes, was it? And then they did a
Speaker 2: sawt of three minute forty five for radio. Remember the
Speaker 2: odd radio mix where they go, we ain't playing that,
Speaker 2: come back with it half that and we think about.
Speaker 3: It, but no one's listening to the radio edit and
Speaker 3: going still five more minutes in that at.
Speaker 2: Loe like we could go again with this one. Just
Speaker 2: loop it back round, all right? Tell you what we
Speaker 2: did with all these songs that are still coming in,
Speaker 2: Just about the song that always gets you go for
Speaker 2: Mick Daru. Thank you so much to me to bringing
Speaker 2: Darud back into our lives. Monday morning. Then, when we
Speaker 2: really need a power up song more than nearly the
Speaker 2: during the week, let's Monday morning, the moment we come
Speaker 2: on air right after Patsy's news. Let's not start the
Speaker 2: show with any song until we found a power up
Speaker 2: song from one of you guys in the morning. So
Speaker 2: put a note in your diary, now call me six
Speaker 2: am with your power up song. We'll pick one of
Speaker 2: them and kick start the show on Monday with its Hello.
Speaker 1: Good Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 2: It's a terrible thing when we lose faith in life,
Speaker 2: and that's what's happened this morning. Amongst the team of
Speaker 2: could have bins. They met together, they trained together, they
Speaker 2: laugh together, they sweated together, they bonded together on Tuesdays.
Speaker 3: They sweated together, for sure, they puffed together.
Speaker 2: You're part of the problems.
Speaker 3: No, no, no, no. I love the guys, I love the
Speaker 3: team and I'm pro could have beens.
Speaker 2: How is today's words have cut them to the bone.
Speaker 2: You've cut them when they're bleeding. Tears your words and
Speaker 2: unfortunately the words of Simon Goodwin. So if you don't
Speaker 2: know what we're talking about, one last game is happening now.
Speaker 2: Twelve days, twelve days is it till match time? Twelve
Speaker 2: days until game time for one last game. It's a
Speaker 2: game then between the Could Have Bins, which is a
Speaker 2: team we've made up of you guys, people that love
Speaker 2: playing footy back in the day and maybe could have
Speaker 2: gone all the way and been a legend. And you
Speaker 2: are going up a team of nine Fox footy all
Speaker 2: start legends. We've got some great names in there, Nick Revolt,
Speaker 2: Jordan Lewis, Cam Mooney, loads of legends. All coached by
Speaker 2: Dermot Bremerton, a legend himself. Shane Crawford is our coach
Speaker 2: of the Could Have Bins. Now he couldn't host the
Speaker 2: training session of the night, so we went out to
Speaker 2: the home of the D's Casey Fields, and Simon Goodwin
Speaker 2: stepped up to take the coaching, and yesterday on the show,
Speaker 2: he had this to say about what he saw. Come on,
Speaker 2: I asked him, did anything we get a single goal?
Speaker 2: And I thought, you know it's going to be positive.
Speaker 2: He's going to say, for sure, come on, you're.
Speaker 6: Going to look at it.
Speaker 7: We can still do well.
Speaker 3: We count them, so you're going for.
Speaker 7: On what I saw, I don't think we can score.
Speaker 2: Now those words have created fear for the first time
Speaker 2: amongst the could have bins and this is what the
Speaker 2: guys had to say yesterday. He's got a shotgun.
Speaker 8: Can here. Training session was great with Simon until to
Speaker 8: my dismay, and I heard him say that he doesn't
Speaker 8: think we're going to get any goals. But hey, Matte,
Speaker 8: I'm playing up forward and has killed us a porter.
Speaker 8: I watched Cameron Mooney and Roberts of a Grand Final,
Speaker 8: so I'm not going to let him robbers of a
Speaker 8: bag of goals.
Speaker 2: His voice start to get a little bit of guys
Speaker 2: going to the camera. There's a bad blood going on now.
Speaker 3: Shadd on that emotion though in game.
Speaker 2: Game into the game.
Speaker 9: All right, sorry, facial expression when we walked in it
Speaker 9: was kind of like I got myself into hear him
Speaker 9: on the.
Speaker 2: Radio this morning, I was like, that's fever. Who was
Speaker 2: who was ready to go? He was fit. He did
Speaker 2: not take an each training session.
Speaker 10: Legend here, I was a bit surprised when I heard
Speaker 10: him on the radio say that we wouldn't score against
Speaker 10: those legends.
Speaker 2: Is a sledgend of professional kidnapp. It was just recorded.
Speaker 3: Put the money in a bag, maked location.
Speaker 2: I mean, I know I called him sledgeon, but this
Speaker 2: is a bit much legend here.
Speaker 10: I was a bit surprised when I heard him on
Speaker 10: the radio say that we wouldn't score against those legends.
Speaker 10: I think he might have underestimated a few of us boys.
Speaker 10: I'm not cop. And then anyway, I'm off to the
Speaker 10: ice bath that.
Speaker 2: Was outside his house. It's good, he's in the boot
Speaker 2: of his car.
Speaker 3: It honestly sounded like Big Brothers.
Speaker 6: Terrifying Hollywood here with good. His comments was a bit harsh.
Speaker 6: But he hasn't seen the best of a ship. We
Speaker 6: were foxing.
Speaker 2: Him up right. Let's just say, this's just remind you
Speaker 2: of this guy. You won't know who this is, right,
Speaker 2: Hollywood is a guy who stepped himself forward, saying is
Speaker 2: used to kick one hundred goals a Caesar when he
Speaker 2: was fifteen, sixteen, seventeen eighteen, and then went to train
Speaker 2: with Saints. It was too much of a party boy
Speaker 2: and they threw him out. He turned up with like
Speaker 2: froster tips. He was Billy Idol, Yeah he was. He
Speaker 2: looked like the nickname we gave him a Hollywood. He
Speaker 2: starts limping just getting into the training room, then lies
Speaker 2: down and since we get the medical stuff out to
Speaker 2: bandits up a toe right that he stobbed a couple
Speaker 2: of hours earlier. And this guy said, we haven't seen
Speaker 2: the best of him.
Speaker 6: Hollywood here with Goody's comments was a bit harsh, but
Speaker 6: he hasn't seen the best of a ship. We were
Speaker 6: foxing him a bit, just in case he did go
Speaker 6: back to Foo the All Stars and let him know
Speaker 6: how good we are. It's going to come down to
Speaker 6: game day and I look forward to snagging quite a
Speaker 6: few goals, maybe five plus.
Speaker 2: Jack, no more doubt please, Okay, it's seeping into the
Speaker 2: team we need, I need. I'm thinking about trying to
Speaker 2: hire like a personal motivator to come on the show
Speaker 2: tomorrow to pump them back up. This is an important
Speaker 2: weekend it's the seconds last weekend, they're going to happen.
Speaker 2: This much time left, There's not much time. There's only
Speaker 2: twelve days now until game time.
Speaker 3: Who do you want to speak to them?
Speaker 2: Can you? Tweet Tony Robbins.
Speaker 3: Tony Robins doesn't know anything about.
Speaker 2: What we'll know about the show. I know he listens
Speaker 2: to the podcasts every single day. He's got the iHeart app.
Speaker 2: He is always emailing the show. He's just sent me
Speaker 2: one earlier saying banger of a tune with Darud Sandstorm.
Speaker 2: He thinks the team should run out for that. It's
Speaker 2: a powerful motivator. Tweet Tony Robbins.
Speaker 3: All right, I reckon, let's set outs at Tony Robbins
Speaker 3: and we'll start that. Tony Madra.
Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell show.
Speaker 2: Podcast yesterday, actually noticed something about her daughter and if
Speaker 2: you had to get the school bus to school, right
Speaker 2: and most of us did school bus track? Yep? Yeah,
Speaker 2: me too, Patsy.
Speaker 3: Yeah, definitely did school bus stop outside your house or
Speaker 3: did you go to the central bus stop?
Speaker 4: No, we were in the bush, so down down the driveway.
Speaker 3: I always saw that on American movies and was jealous
Speaker 3: that you had the school bus pull up outside their house.
Speaker 2: No, no, no, you have to go on walk ages
Speaker 2: with your school bank, kicking it along the streets until
Speaker 2: there were loads of other kids there and you to
Speaker 2: went and then there was a mad pylon to even
Speaker 2: just get on the bus as well. So what did
Speaker 2: you notice then? Where is Aldie on the on the
Speaker 2: school bus?
Speaker 4: Well, she's normally right behind the driver up the floor.
Speaker 4: Now she gets bus six, so they've had to put her.
Speaker 2: We all knew at school what they say about the
Speaker 2: kids at the front. You're going to fight your way.
Speaker 2: That's why I had to fight your way to the back.
Speaker 3: Well, she's she's getting there.
Speaker 4: She's like two seats back.
Speaker 2: But this is brilliant. It's like a great gate fat
Speaker 2: I'm going to pick Channel nine. I've got a show
Speaker 2: that can take on the Cube on ten with Andy Lee. Now,
Speaker 2: school bus.
Speaker 3: It's like musical chairs, but on a bus.
Speaker 2: You've got to fight your way to that back.
Speaker 4: So but it's kind of by default because they've got
Speaker 4: all these new preppees that have started. She's grade four,
Speaker 4: so she's nearly middle school. So she's had to go
Speaker 4: a couple of seats back.
Speaker 2: Find a weaker kid or a smaller kid than you go,
Speaker 2: I'm taking that seat. That's how it works.
Speaker 4: But there is a hierarchy, isn't there?
Speaker 3: Definitely? Everyone knows it.
Speaker 2: Back at the back, lord the way is the kids
Speaker 2: at the front, all right, the kids at the front.
Speaker 2: Then it's then then there's the middle front. Then there's
Speaker 2: the back front, and then there's the back. Right. If
Speaker 2: you break it down right, the middle bit right, so
Speaker 2: there's middle front or middle back, middle front. Were the nerves,
Speaker 2: weren't they were sort of intelligent kids.
Speaker 3: Well, right at the front is the kids who were
Speaker 3: there for reason, like the backpacks on their knees, like
Speaker 3: prim and proper.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that was me. Always up the front, were you
Speaker 2: as well? I never got a line upfronts.
Speaker 4: Never ventured past about three seats because I was two.
Speaker 4: Petrified of the tough girls and boys at the back.
Speaker 3: Were at the back every day. You gotta you get
Speaker 3: kids out of the way, especially on that bench back.
Speaker 3: The right at the end of the bus is the
Speaker 3: primo spot.
Speaker 2: And within that there's always a hierarchy. Within the hierarchy. Yeah,
Speaker 2: Queen ant is always right in the middle looking down
Speaker 2: the aisle. Down the aisle, that is the king pin spot.
Speaker 2: You see who's coming down, you shall not pass as
Speaker 2: some little kids thinks it's their time to come to
Speaker 2: the back. And then on the henchmen, they always frank
Speaker 2: my henchmen, they somewhat like an X wing. Find do
Speaker 2: they send one of them out there to defend them
Speaker 2: off to see what they want.
Speaker 3: Our bus was always overcreated as well, so we most
Speaker 3: people were standing up hanging off.
Speaker 2: Those real safe Yeah, no seat belts already back in
Speaker 2: the day. No worry about personal safety. The bus driver
Speaker 2: never used to see sit down to some of the kids.
Speaker 2: Do you also sometimes just run up and down the bus.
Speaker 2: We also do. If you're at the back, you also
Speaker 2: get to sort of flip the burden and stuff like
Speaker 2: that to the car and you can get away with
Speaker 2: murdery and pull your pants down and doing mode and
Speaker 2: stuff like That's to love the back seat.
Speaker 3: Now, we didn't play a part.
Speaker 2: It was a Catholic school I went to. It was
Speaker 2: a different thing. It was the priest.
Speaker 1: Christian Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 2: We're talking about the school bus and the etiquette were
Speaker 2: where you sat on the school bus. You know, there
Speaker 2: were the kids that sat at the front then there
Speaker 2: was the middle, and then there was the back. It's
Speaker 2: like a kind of no man's land. It was Lord
Speaker 2: of the Flies school bus. It's amazing what you still remember, right,
Speaker 2: the higher company off the the coach as was the
Speaker 2: Princess Summabee. This was in the eighties. I still remember
Speaker 2: now for a busm bee and the kids would all
Speaker 2: go when they saw it coming down, knacking on what
Speaker 2: knacking old coach he was, you know when you hear
Speaker 2: that princess and all the kids that would come to
Speaker 2: send and grab their bags and be just a pylon
Speaker 2: to get on there. And there was no kind of hey,
Speaker 2: take it easy kids. They would just cram you in,
Speaker 2: drive around cramming that bus. The windows would all be
Speaker 2: steamed up these days. He pulled over, you be arrested
Speaker 2: traveling like Viil, crammed in crates and you have kids
Speaker 2: sat on the floor, no seat mountas, no concern of
Speaker 2: safety or anything.
Speaker 3: They squished kids into the bus that we were on
Speaker 3: as well. But ours was a public bus, so every
Speaker 3: now and again there would be the thousand kids squished
Speaker 3: in there. Better Normy would get.
Speaker 2: On one of the muggles.
Speaker 3: Worst time of day to catch the bust hell and
Speaker 3: then that fogged up. I just remembered another legendary thing
Speaker 3: about the back of the bus. On the days were
Speaker 3: it was raining and the windows would fogger, there was
Speaker 3: a vent at the back of the bus. A kid
Speaker 3: would grab both rails, the handrails and use it to
Speaker 3: pull himself up and kick the vent open. Legendary man.
Speaker 2: Did you also to remember peoples to write stuff, swear
Speaker 2: words and stuff like that.
Speaker 9: On that and draw.
Speaker 3: Every school in the world.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, thank you, just checking the universal rules. Apply
Speaker 2: whatever you want. We the hemmersme the world you're in.
Speaker 2: All right, let's go to lines. Now, where did you
Speaker 2: sit on the school bus? So? Jack and I were
Speaker 2: at the back. I was never the kingpin in the
Speaker 2: middle though, you know at the back right there controlling
Speaker 2: the alleyway from Drod that the gangplank down the middle.
Speaker 2: Were you ever there?
Speaker 3: No, I would say I was one seat from the back.
Speaker 2: Yeah I was. I would I made it to the back,
Speaker 2: But I wasn't the henchman. I was the court Chester.
Speaker 2: There's always a room for the court chester at any
Speaker 2: king sat.
Speaker 3: The king would know me by first name basis.
Speaker 2: And that's enough.
Speaker 1: Isn't it.
Speaker 2: You know, it's like the Godfather's run that way. All right,
Speaker 2: let's go to Fie. Good morning, good morning, how are you.
Speaker 2: I'm good, Fie. So is this bringing it all back
Speaker 2: school bus etiquette?
Speaker 5: Surely?
Speaker 2: Sure is.
Speaker 11: The thing you could do was get the best spect
Speaker 11: of state, stick to watch the stacks on.
Speaker 2: In the middle of the bus, now the spectator seat. Yes,
Speaker 2: stacks on in the middle of the bus. You're right.
Speaker 2: There was always as people moved from the front trying
Speaker 2: to get to the back, it was always the The
Speaker 2: real battleground wasn't the back, because you respected who was
Speaker 2: at the back. It was only the senior year, wasn't it.
Speaker 3: That was their right the bat The battleground was who's
Speaker 3: standing in the alleyway?
Speaker 2: Yes, that's it. And making your way from front to middle.
Speaker 2: You kind of won your first big battle at school,
Speaker 2: haven't you getting into the middle. But it's a long
Speaker 2: way from the front to the middle.
Speaker 3: Pats, I can't believe you missed all this by just
Speaker 3: sitting in the front.
Speaker 2: Seats, a timid little thing up the front. I can't
Speaker 2: imagine that we're paying the price.
Speaker 3: Flat now, Chack, it's all coming out.
Speaker 2: Now, it's been reversed. You and I are at the
Speaker 2: front trying to get to the back. But look who's
Speaker 2: at the back right in that central one, pat.
Speaker 3: Taking our heads in.
Speaker 2: Let's got a let's got a jam, Come on in, Jan,
Speaker 2: modern Christian, Jan, where were you in the school bus.
Speaker 11: Anywhere I wanted to sit?
Speaker 2: Whoa whoa? We like being cell blockades. You run that joint.
Speaker 11: I never ran anything. I just didn't comply, and no
Speaker 11: one ever stopped me sitting where I wanted, including Queen
Speaker 11: Bay or King Pin whatever whatever.
Speaker 2: Don't you even recognize the title of this office? Wow?
Speaker 2: And I get the feeling. Jan, You're still like that now,
Speaker 2: aren't you.
Speaker 11: I'm a strong personality, yeah, formed forged in the fire
Speaker 11: of the school bus.
Speaker 2: And that's great. Thank you very much for cool. Have
Speaker 2: a good day you too, Jody, Good morning, Good.
Speaker 11: Morning, Christian. I was started at the front, worked my
Speaker 11: way sort of to the middle. But where I knew
Speaker 11: the hierarchy on my bus was on very very cold mornings,
Speaker 11: the bus couldn't actually make it up a hill. So
Speaker 11: the kids that were very cool in the back seat
Speaker 11: they got to stay on the bus and all the
Speaker 11: rest of us plans had to get out and walk.
Speaker 2: Wow. Whatever the cheapest sort of coach hire company was
Speaker 2: in town. That's the school. They would ring around, so
Speaker 2: they got the dirtiest buses but just about to go
Speaker 2: out of sort of being use basically go that's the
Speaker 2: one to put young precious children on.
Speaker 11: Well this this is actually a private bus. It was
Speaker 11: just our school going to and from school. Like our
Speaker 11: parents had to pay a lot of money for us
Speaker 11: to be walk up the hill.
Speaker 3: So were you the walker or did you get to
Speaker 3: sit at the back?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 5: I was a walker?
Speaker 2: All coming back today? All right, Jodey, thanks, thank you
Speaker 2: very much. You cool have a good name.
Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 2: Wednesday is the show for your weakest claim to fame.
Speaker 2: But when I see an email just now come in
Speaker 2: saying I know it's next week, but I can't wait.
Speaker 2: And all this says is my dog's My dog's grandfather
Speaker 2: was the first dog to get a wax model at
Speaker 2: Madam two swords.
Speaker 3: What was the reason?
Speaker 2: Because have you have you got Luna's family tree? No,
Speaker 2: oh my god, we pay for this ridiculous not money
Speaker 2: from the dog breeder. We got the shepherd from the
Speaker 2: German shepherd.
Speaker 3: Wet like an ancestry dot Com for your dog?
Speaker 2: Yeah? Why my wife, especially when she told me how
Speaker 2: much it's enough getting the dog. What's this made up?
Speaker 2: From here? It was that Game of Thrones. I know
Speaker 2: more about the dog's heritage to my own.
Speaker 3: So they actually give you a visual tree with all
Speaker 3: these strange names, right, dog names like Lord Padford. I'm
Speaker 3: like they just made that up. There is no way
Speaker 3: they're tracing the actual Genealogyay.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna have to bring it in. One of them.
Speaker 2: My German shepherd I have you know is descended from
Speaker 2: Lord Padford. That's who is Lord Padfoot. Anyway, I've got
Speaker 2: to find it more about the first ever dog to
Speaker 2: get a waxwork at Madame two Surs, the world famous
Speaker 2: Madame two Sources. I couldn't know what had the dog done,
Speaker 2: So the dog's grandfather. They obviously done that family tree
Speaker 2: that I've done, and we'll get the dog's saliva and
Speaker 2: send it off dog ancestry dot Com. Christian listening to
Speaker 2: the show this morning, how fear has set in amongst
Speaker 2: the players in one last game and it could have
Speaker 2: been it has Christian, I was actually overlooked to playing
Speaker 2: the game. I didn't make the Faint Final Cup aka
Speaker 2: Pedigree chatting to him a couple of weeks ago. Not really, Christian,
Speaker 2: I will have my boots in the car perpany over
Speaker 2: the next two weeks before match day and if there
Speaker 2: is any pregame injury, but plan on that.
Speaker 3: Yes, that is there's a high probability one.
Speaker 2: Of the players the start, the only goal kicker. He
Speaker 2: got injured himself stubbing his toe. He couldn't even train properly.
Speaker 2: I would be more than happy to don the old
Speaker 2: blades and run in that field of broken dreams one
Speaker 2: last time, Richard aka Pedigree. We will bear your mind.
Speaker 2: Get the boots in the car.
Speaker 1: Christian Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 2: What did you collect as a kid For me? I
Speaker 2: used to collect football programs you could send off of them.
Speaker 2: I had a couple of hundred and even games I
Speaker 2: didn't go to. But I don't know why, but I
Speaker 2: used to love collecting them you could send. It was
Speaker 2: in the days when you could get to get anything
Speaker 2: sent you. You would send the old classic stamped to
Speaker 2: dress envelope. It doesn't exist anymore.
Speaker 3: Three weeks for her to come back.
Speaker 2: But the excitement when you want expression. As a kid,
Speaker 2: you only ever got posts well once a year on
Speaker 2: your birthday, and I remember I would I don't know
Speaker 2: if it was just me that did this. I would
Speaker 2: sit by the front windows the postman coming a sad child.
Speaker 2: I was actually.
Speaker 3: Actually similar to that. I remember sending away for footy
Speaker 3: stickies and then counting actually do the cross the day
Speaker 3: out on the calendar until the three weeks is up.
Speaker 2: It was great. You have to wait for something, you know.
Speaker 2: The now we just all we just binge on everything.
Speaker 2: We want it immediately, But I'm not the excitement of
Speaker 2: actually getting a delivery. These football magazines would turn up
Speaker 2: for these games that I never attended, But you find
Speaker 2: out all the player profiles and stuff like that. Jack,
Speaker 2: what did you collect as a kid?
Speaker 3: I fell into my collection and I'm not proud of it,
Speaker 3: but I had a rather large collection of dragon and
Speaker 3: wizard statues.
Speaker 2: That that's a producer who is sniggering at you, actually
Speaker 2: sniggering at you. I've never even heard him make that
Speaker 2: sniggering noise. I don't even know what the emoji is
Speaker 2: for a snigger.
Speaker 3: Yeah, he's not actually meant to make sounds when he's.
Speaker 2: Oh no, no, he is, because when there are no
Speaker 2: words when something like that is dropped, please once more
Speaker 2: in case someone misheard that, Jack post or what did
Speaker 2: you collect.
Speaker 3: As a kid statues of dragon and wizard mythology? I'm
Speaker 3: really shocked, Yes, I do, you know what? I am
Speaker 3: even shocked think back to it. I don't know how
Speaker 3: it started, but I obviously got a few of them,
Speaker 3: and then for any birth got them.
Speaker 2: Well, the first you need to own it. There's no
Speaker 2: point trying to walk away from it every birthday eighteen.
Speaker 3: No, no, no, I was it was you know what?
Speaker 3: It was primary school because as I was transitioning to
Speaker 3: high school, I remember having a conversation with my mum
Speaker 3: that before high school I wanted to get rid of
Speaker 3: all my dragon and wizard statues.
Speaker 2: There are various transitions in life, and there's that classic
Speaker 2: rights of passage when a young boy basically says that
Speaker 2: it's time for me to get my dragons and wizard statues.
Speaker 3: I get givin you like every birthday, every Christmas, and
Speaker 3: uncles playing with them. He actually not meant to play
Speaker 3: with them. You just cave them up on the shelf.
Speaker 2: That's even where were they by the bed or something?
Speaker 2: At nighttime? You get them out, have a little play. Well,
Speaker 2: how did it work?
Speaker 3: I had this shelf that went all the way around
Speaker 3: the bedroom, so three sixty They used to be stuck
Speaker 3: around there and used to watch me at night in the.
Speaker 2: Sorry, sorry, what are you doing? Put it on a
Speaker 2: show for them? Don't answer, don't we don't need to know.
Speaker 2: I'm sorry for I don't have them anymore. Two thous reds.
Speaker 2: Imagine if you stood at them now, it's not three
Speaker 2: sixty sady. Now I'm married, it's only one eighty on
Speaker 2: my side of the room. But they still they still
Speaker 2: watch over me at night or the dragons. Ask other
Speaker 2: people what they absolutely? Oh yeah, I ask other people. Bombshell.
Speaker 2: A bombshell has been dropped on the show from the
Speaker 2: post match.
Speaker 1: Hello Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 2: What did you collect as a kid? I feel bad.
Speaker 2: People have come in the studio now, producers, and they've
Speaker 2: got a lot of questions before Jackie Boy here, who
Speaker 2: shared with us a lovely tender moment about the young
Speaker 2: seventeen year old jack seventeen? Oh changing it now? Sure?
Speaker 2: Who collected wizards?
Speaker 3: Wizards and dragon statues.
Speaker 2: Right, and they will they together? Were they working in
Speaker 2: tandem the dragons with the wizards or were they opposing?
Speaker 3: Actually had a rule that had to go dragon Withzard
Speaker 3: dragon wizard?
Speaker 2: All right, yeah one of those. Yeah, as someone just
Speaker 2: text him, there's no way Jack wasn't at the front
Speaker 2: that bus with that collection there on the seat next
Speaker 2: to him. All right, what did you collect as a kid?
Speaker 2: All I know is your name is mister William, mister
Speaker 2: Willia is this thing? Mister William also collects football programs,
Speaker 2: but him obviously footy here. He's got one as far
Speaker 2: back as nineteen thirty eight, his grandfather's first game for
Speaker 2: the Hawks, taken on Geelong. He's mean sending me some photos. Amazing,
Speaker 2: you got all the old ads for like Melbourne bitters
Speaker 2: and stuff like that. Christian I used to collect those
Speaker 2: trashy snow domes, snow globes from countries all over the world.
Speaker 2: Mitchell used to collect China kittens.
Speaker 3: Now that's worse than wizards and dragon.
Speaker 2: I don't think you can judge. You're in no position.
Speaker 2: I'm not sure it is. Actually I always find that
Speaker 2: China or Paul Slin doles of any thing Oh creepy,
Speaker 2: as are they? What could be more terrifying than a
Speaker 2: porcelain cat with that stony eye sort of looking at you.
Speaker 2: I used to collect a little sachets of sugar you'd
Speaker 2: get in cafes. Oh, I remember those, there's little packets, Christian,
Speaker 2: I should collect beer mats. This comes from Chris. I
Speaker 2: used to collect beer mats, had hundreds of them. Now
Speaker 2: they're effectively banned in pubs because they're unhygienic and COVID times.
Speaker 2: I didn't even think about that, of course there because
Speaker 2: you can wipe down the tables in between people coming
Speaker 2: in for pubs and that. But when won't we ever
Speaker 2: get the humble beer matt.
Speaker 3: It's a COVID sponge to the beer mat.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's right, Dan Andrews, all right, let's go to
Speaker 2: the lines. Now, what did you collect as a kid,
Speaker 2: By the way, Patsy keen very quiet here.
Speaker 4: Maybe well I kind of inherited my brother's stanky step collection,
Speaker 4: but I wasn't really into it.
Speaker 2: So you didn't collect anything, not really. Okay, let's go
Speaker 2: to Anna Coome morning, Anna.
Speaker 12: Good morning, Christian, how are you.
Speaker 2: I'm good, Anna, Welcome to the show, and what did
Speaker 2: you collect?
Speaker 12: Thank you? Well, I'm also in no position to judge
Speaker 12: because I collected the plastic tags off of loads of bread.
Speaker 2: How many did you have?
Speaker 12: I had between five and seven thousand.
Speaker 3: I think that's a lot of bread.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean you're keeping tip top in profits. Where
Speaker 2: did you keep them? All suitcases?
Speaker 12: Or do you remember the old sort of biscuits things
Speaker 12: that you could get and sweetened biscuit tins? So yeah,
Speaker 12: multiple multiple tins they were kept in.
Speaker 2: What did you have all the different colored ones? Because
Speaker 2: they're like red, white, yellow?
Speaker 7: Correct?
Speaker 12: I had all the all the range of colors, and
Speaker 12: I had various members of the family collecting them for me.
Speaker 12: My grandmother was an avid gatherer of them, and she
Speaker 12: would hand me plastic bags full of these bread tags
Speaker 12: with bread crumbs in them that you had stipped through.
Speaker 2: That's when did you get rid of them all?
Speaker 12: I collecting rememb when I was about four or five. Embarrassingly,
Speaker 12: I think I was well into my teenage years.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's cool, that's cool, and thank you very much.
Speaker 2: Sure it feels like a confession today, doesn't it. I
Speaker 2: didn't think it was going to go on that and
Speaker 2: I thanks you Colm. I have a good day.
Speaker 12: Thanks Christian, you too, Matthew.
Speaker 2: Good morning, Matt, Hi Christian, how are Yeah, I'm good Matt.
Speaker 2: What did you used to collect as a kid.
Speaker 5: Well, like Jack, I used to collect musical dragons and
Speaker 5: pretty much still do. I've got over five hundred in
Speaker 5: my parents lander.
Speaker 2: Oh wow, that's a big old collection. How many did
Speaker 2: you have, Jack? If you went around your whole bedroom
Speaker 2: you would have had quite a few thirty tops.
Speaker 5: No, I can top that, mate, I've got a five
Speaker 5: square made of laundry in at all.
Speaker 3: Right, So what do you mum and dad think of
Speaker 3: having the dragons all around that dinner?
Speaker 2: Off their laps watching the Chase, watch Spilo, methical dragons
Speaker 2: and warhorts.
Speaker 5: I don't think my mum has much of an issue
Speaker 5: half the collections hers, But my dad, this is amazing.
Speaker 2: Can you know, been like a shrine to them or something?
Speaker 5: Can you just it's just more their designs and their markings,
Speaker 5: and some of them are quite quite amazing the way
Speaker 5: they look.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I bet they are. Actually, I'd love to see
Speaker 2: some photos. Jax's asked if you can see some photos?
Speaker 5: Yeah, I can try and upload him to your Facebook page.
Speaker 2: That would be great. Thank you very much. Thank god
Speaker 2: Facebook's backs. We can do this. Thank you very much, Matt.
Speaker 7: Have a nice day you too much.
Speaker 5: Thank you.
Speaker 2: Bye bye. Now you can forward a little Facebook group
Speaker 2: with him, you will say, Helen, come.
Speaker 5: On, hi Helen, Hi.
Speaker 2: Yeah, hi Helen. What did you used to connect the kid?
Speaker 5: Well, I've gotten unusual story.
Speaker 12: I call it pet.
Speaker 7: Twisters, all right?
Speaker 2: What you pluck them from the cats or.
Speaker 5: Plat waits into the molty?
Speaker 2: So much more humane, isn't it? And uh, and then
Speaker 2: we're where do you keep the collection of from? And
Speaker 2: then in a.
Speaker 9: Chin?
Speaker 2: Where is that?
Speaker 7: About?
Speaker 5: A thousand?
Speaker 2: Boy?
Speaker 3: From one cat?
Speaker 2: Now she's cloning them an army of cats? Cats, your
Speaker 2: own cats or just in the street cats? Oh lovely? Wow?
Speaker 2: A thousand whiskers?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 2: How do you know there's a thousand in there? Do
Speaker 2: you keep a little Talian little schoolcard?
Speaker 5: That's some time I did that chuting a little while ago.
Speaker 2: Right, okay, lovely, Well, it's lovely to have a collection
Speaker 2: of fum cat whiskers, isn't it?
Speaker 1: Yes?
Speaker 2: Yeah, lovely? All right, we'll take care hell and enjoy collection.
Speaker 2: Have a nice day. Thanks to cool on the show.
Speaker 2: Let's get to one last one. I've just seeing someone
Speaker 2: tweet me saying micro machines. Do you remember my micro machines?
Speaker 5: Ah?
Speaker 2: I love those micro machines. Coming collections on five. He's
Speaker 2: gonna start practicing voiceovers at the age of seven. Jack,
Speaker 2: Good morning, Jack online one.
Speaker 7: Hey Christian, here you go, mate.
Speaker 2: I'm good buddy. What have you got?
Speaker 7: I'm on nineteen and I. Over the years, I heard
Speaker 7: about ten thousand hot wheels cars.
Speaker 2: Oh, those hot wheel cars. I'd love to play with
Speaker 2: the hot wheels again. Great fun. Did you have the loop?
Speaker 2: The Loop? Oh?
Speaker 7: I wasn't really into the track since dad never bought
Speaker 7: those for me, but yeah, he always got me into
Speaker 7: him as a little kid, and I just haven't stopped
Speaker 7: collecting them. So they've sort of stacked up into my bedroom.
Speaker 2: This is also so you've still got them?
Speaker 7: Yeah, most of them have kept them all in boxes
Speaker 7: and in They're all still around.
Speaker 2: So what you said?
Speaker 7: I have sold off a lot over the years. I've
Speaker 7: probably only got about five thousand and left now.
Speaker 2: But oh, is that all those stocks have been really depleted,
Speaker 2: haven't they? You know, hang on to that last.
Speaker 7: Five thousand, only one I can store, So.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's great. All right, Jack, have a good day
Speaker 2: on the show.
Speaker 7: Thank you.
Speaker 1: Christian O'Connell Show podcast.
Speaker 2: Yesterday afternoon Jack was having a nap And if you
Speaker 2: ever have an afternoon nap, maybe you have one at
Speaker 2: the weekend. Whatever. I you know, there's a there's a
Speaker 2: lot to be said for a weekend. Do you still
Speaker 2: have a nap at the weekend? No? Oh I do?
Speaker 2: Oh do you, Patsy? Oh? Absolutely yeah. I'm a seven
Speaker 2: day a weeker napper seven day a week Oh yeah,
Speaker 2: cramon in on Sunday as well, even twenty minutes, sat
Speaker 2: in a chair sometimes.
Speaker 3: But how do you do he is in your house?
Speaker 3: I just imagine it always loud every time I'm visited.
Speaker 3: It's canceling headphones you' wear into sleep.
Speaker 2: Yeah, oh, otherwise there'd be no sup. Where's Dad? I
Speaker 2: will hide. I've got about three hiding places now. I've
Speaker 2: got like a cat, no I generally have, I've got
Speaker 2: I've now found a little place in the garage amongst
Speaker 2: all that junk. Inside the junk is where I hide.
Speaker 2: I've got an old lawn chair in there. I'll just
Speaker 2: sit in and go to sleep. I can catch ten
Speaker 2: or fifteen minutes.
Speaker 3: Pull everything on top of you, the hexpa, the butting bag,
Speaker 3: just cover yourself in chunking.
Speaker 2: Like own machine. It's all in there. So what happened yesterday?
Speaker 3: Rudely awaken? Tell me if you think this is acceptable
Speaker 3: or unacceptable by the neighbor knocking on the door. And
Speaker 3: I'm a peacefully asleep, rudely awaken, Bang bang bang.
Speaker 2: Bank, that's your first mistake. I never get the door,
Speaker 2: even if I'm awake. I don't ever answer the door.
Speaker 2: It's never for me. And even if it was.
Speaker 3: When you're napping or ever, no.
Speaker 2: I never do, Sarah go Chris is something at all?
Speaker 2: And I just I won't even respond. I'm not even asked.
Speaker 2: I've never in our marriage, I've never answered the door.
Speaker 2: It's never for me. And if it was, you've got
Speaker 2: to let you apply and writing to come and drop
Speaker 2: in on me? All right? Would you want me dropping
Speaker 2: in to see you?
Speaker 6: No?
Speaker 3: Not un announced? No, I don't like the other.
Speaker 2: Never do it to our friendship.
Speaker 3: Never, it's rude, and I would I would wait till
Speaker 3: the last moment before I had to go and knock
Speaker 3: on my neighbor's door. Guess what he knocked on? My
Speaker 3: door to do. He goes, oh, come, my phone's at
Speaker 3: home somewhere I can't find it. Can you give me
Speaker 3: my phone a call?
Speaker 2: You've got to be kidding.
Speaker 3: I called his phone and he went back inside picked up.
Speaker 3: He goes, ah, it's in the kitchen. Thanks.
Speaker 2: No, this is what happens when you answer the front door.
Speaker 2: Never answer it.
Speaker 3: Nothing good comes from entering.
Speaker 2: It's never reason. It shut for a reason. The way,
Speaker 2: why would we have doors? Keep people on that out
Speaker 2: the other side of.
Speaker 1: It Christian Show podcast.
Speaker 2: We have stuff to go to next, but tomorrow on
Speaker 2: the show, I think we should do Why did you
Speaker 2: knock on your neighbor's door? I've never heard of anyone
Speaker 2: knocking on a neighbor's door. No, maybe bar a cup
Speaker 2: of sugar. These days, it's more like if the internet's down,
Speaker 2: as if you can borrow their Wi Fi. But Jack's
Speaker 2: neighbor actually knocked on his door in the afternoon to
Speaker 2: see if you could ring his phone because he'd lost it.
Speaker 3: He just no lost It makes it sound like he
Speaker 3: lost it somewhere else, just misplaced it somewhere in his house,
Speaker 3: so had I had to ring it?
Speaker 7: So right?
Speaker 2: I don't do that whatever could look for it. Bother
Speaker 2: your partner. You don't bother the neighbor with that.
Speaker 3: I think I'm adopting your policy of it.
Speaker 2: Never answered the door pro tip, never get the front door.
Speaker 2: There's no good way for you the other side. There'd
Speaker 2: always always some kerfuffle, hassle or something.
Speaker 3: And if it's urgent, you've got your phone. People will
Speaker 3: call you.
Speaker 2: They all know the right channel to communicate with each other.
Speaker 2: The system works, protect the system everyone. Twice, I'm in
Speaker 2: you and a half of living when we do now.
Speaker 2: Twice I've knocked on the neighbor's door. He's a retired
Speaker 2: guy and the car wouldn't start. And it's always the
Speaker 2: retired guy in every street. He's got jump lis Yeah, right,
Speaker 2: and I went straight work, But you've got I didn't
Speaker 2: even say have you? I bet you've got jump leads,
Speaker 2: didn't say alone went yes, I go and get them.
Speaker 2: Do you need them? I knew you'd have a.
Speaker 3: Jump leads over the weekend. But I walked out and
Speaker 3: my neighbor was waiting in the car for the rasave
Speaker 3: to come because he's battery is flat, and I was
Speaker 3: panicking that he would go, do you have any jumper leads.
Speaker 3: I don't know how to do any he.
Speaker 2: Gave them to me in this neighbors say, he go, went, oh,
Speaker 2: I need a guy who comes with them? Are you
Speaker 2: you do? I put them on me? Where do these go? Do?
Speaker 2: I hit them? Hit the battery with them? I don't
Speaker 2: know how to use that. And trying to retrieve our
Speaker 2: cat that was on their shed roof as well. Tomorrow
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Speaker 2: Coming up next, breaking news from Could Have Bins.
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Speaker 2: We're the Fortunes back tomorrow on the show. Right now
Speaker 2: we have urgent breaking news from the training camp. This
Speaker 2: is breaking and is big. My friends. Fear doubt have
Speaker 2: set in amongst the guys that they could have bins
Speaker 2: for one last game game has been played in twelve
Speaker 2: days time. Once we hear the latest from Dan Andrews
Speaker 2: tomorrow where we be announcing Monday because of COVID. We
Speaker 2: want to do it smart and we want to do
Speaker 2: it right. We all want to stay out and about
Speaker 2: not going back into lockdown. We don't want to do
Speaker 2: anything there's too risky. We want to have you watching
Speaker 2: the game. I know a lot of you want to
Speaker 2: come and support all the guys. Thank you for that.
Speaker 2: We will be announcing next week how many of you
Speaker 2: can come along. I'm a friend today. But it's the
Speaker 2: right thing to stay. Is that it is going to
Speaker 2: have to be invitation only, just so we can keep
Speaker 2: it safe for everybody, and it is the right thing
Speaker 2: to do. But will we announcing that some of you
Speaker 2: will be to come down and watch as well. The
Speaker 2: prior toy at the moment is getting all the families
Speaker 2: and kids to make sure that they can watch their
Speaker 2: their dad. However, doubt has set it all because of
Speaker 2: Simon good Wins comment on This Time yesterday on the
Speaker 2: show when Simon Goodwin coached the tes what's he got
Speaker 2: to do with it? One last game? When he was
Speaker 2: coaching the lads on Tuesday night out at Casey Fields,
Speaker 2: and he had this to say yesterday when I asked him,
Speaker 2: do you think we can get a goal? Come on,
Speaker 2: You're got to look at it.
Speaker 7: We can still do well. We just count let them score.
Speaker 3: So you're going for.
Speaker 7: Based on what I saw. I don't think we can.
Speaker 2: Score all our team of you guys that could have
Speaker 2: beens were listening and they've been hurt.
Speaker 8: Shotgun here. Training session was great with Simon until to
Speaker 8: my dismay, and I heard him say that he doesn't
Speaker 8: think we're going to get any goals. But hey mate,
Speaker 8: I'm playing up forward and as has been killed us
Speaker 8: a porter. I watch Cameron Mooney and Robbers of a
Speaker 8: Grand Final, so I'm not going to let him Robbers
Speaker 8: of a bagg of goals.
Speaker 2: Bag of goals is plural, so many goals you need
Speaker 2: a back well down shotgun. That's the spirit. Uh. Fever
Speaker 2: looks very good fit guy, really up for it. Sent
Speaker 2: me an email yesterday with basically a friend of his
Speaker 2: is even fitter than him, saying can he put a
Speaker 2: high visit vest On be a runner, but in the
Speaker 2: case of the game, he can just rip that off aside,
Speaker 2: we've got a tenth man Fever. I haven't replied. I
Speaker 2: didn't want to be a paper trail. Great idea, let's
Speaker 2: do it.
Speaker 9: Sorry facial expression when we walked in it was kind
Speaker 9: of like I got myself. Hear him on the radio
Speaker 9: this morning. I was like a kick in the gap.
Speaker 2: And then he emailed me the tenth man s legend
Speaker 2: legend here.
Speaker 10: I was a bit surprised.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we got no idea what the audio I that
Speaker 2: was recorded from his safety yank legend here.
Speaker 10: I was a bit surprised when I heard him on
Speaker 10: the radio say that we wouldn't score against those legends.
Speaker 10: I think he might have underestimated a few of us boys.
Speaker 10: I'm not copying that anyway. I'm off to the ice bath.
Speaker 5: Now.
Speaker 2: One thing we'll hope you for is a goal. This
Speaker 2: is all about will we get a goal?
Speaker 3: Hey, come on, expectations that the start was to win
Speaker 3: the game, and now we're just a goal.
Speaker 2: Listen. You know me, I'm a wild eyed optimist. However,
Speaker 2: it's all about Hollywood. Hollywood is the guy who stepped
Speaker 2: forward and said he really was a great player back
Speaker 2: in the day. Brad NuGen, you know his brother played
Speaker 2: in with played with the Hawks, Glenn, so Brad used
Speaker 2: to kick. He told was one hundred er season back
Speaker 2: in the day, right at the age of fifteen, sixteen
Speaker 2: and seventeen. We've given them the name Hollywood. He talks
Speaker 2: to talk this guy and he said he used to
Speaker 2: be that good, and I believe he really did. However,
Speaker 2: come training, this guy limps into training, not out of
Speaker 2: into training, and he's limping on his goal kicking leg right.
Speaker 2: He then lies down to receive treatment and a toe.
Speaker 2: The kicking toe, the meta taskal it's all on his toe.
Speaker 2: This meta task is bandaged. He's stumped his toe. This
Speaker 2: was his message yesterday, Hollywood.
Speaker 6: Here was his comments was a bit harsh, but he
Speaker 6: hasn't seen the best of a shit. We were foxing
Speaker 6: him a bit just in case he did. Go back
Speaker 6: to the All Stars and let him know how good
Speaker 6: we are. It's going to come down to game day
Speaker 6: and I look forward to snagging quite a few goals,
Speaker 6: maybe five plus.
Speaker 2: This is great. He's put a number one as well.
Speaker 2: Five plus. The latest we've heard is that guy five plus.
Speaker 2: How does toe now surgically remove? Yesterday? Right? Twelve days
Speaker 2: time they're playing against the foxfifty All Stars. How long
Speaker 2: does it take to grow a new toe?
Speaker 3: Now I can I'm not a doctor, but I know
Speaker 3: it takes more than two weeks to get his toe back.
Speaker 2: Twelve days for it to be not incredibly painful. Where
Speaker 2: he's going to be kicking goals against a load of
Speaker 2: all stars.
Speaker 3: This is our great hope for down Forward. He was
Speaker 3: meant to kick all our goals.
Speaker 2: We need the tenth Man.
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Speaker 2: All right? So today it's ruin a reality show? Makee
Speaker 2: me make one about glass blowing? Ruin a reality show.
Speaker 2: Some TV shows you may not realize actually have been
Speaker 2: made weird reality shows. I want to marry Harry?
Speaker 3: Was this in the UK? I've never heard of this.
Speaker 2: Yes, twenty fourteen. I do remember this years ago. This
Speaker 2: is in twenty fourteen. Twelve women were led to believe
Speaker 2: they were fighting for the affection of the actual Prince Harry,
Speaker 2: like he needs to go and you need to trust me.
Speaker 2: The network this was on was like a tin pot
Speaker 2: network as well, like he go to a small channel
Speaker 2: and go, hey, listen, I'm really having trouble getting the ladies.
Speaker 2: Could you build a TV show where I just find
Speaker 2: you know, a viewer and marry them into the raw family.
Speaker 3: This doesn't look like a palace country home.
Speaker 2: It's been done up at the moment. I'd love to
Speaker 2: meet the Queen very ill, very ill, But it was
Speaker 2: revealed at the end he was just an impersonator.
Speaker 3: And were they shocked or were they like filthy?
Speaker 5: No?
Speaker 2: You deserve it. No, no, no, I'm sorry. If you're
Speaker 2: stupid enough to believe that the real Prince Harry is
Speaker 2: going to marry you off the back of a TV show,
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Speaker 2: Yeah, have you seen this one? Though? The best one?
Speaker 2: Vanilla Ice goes Amish. Vanilla Ice goes into an Amish
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Speaker 2: I would watch a show of this. I'm one hundred
Speaker 2: percent already all over that I want to see this.
Speaker 2: When was this head? All right, So we're asking you
Speaker 2: to ruin a reality show this morning, So just so
Speaker 2: we all understand what we mean by reality TV show,
Speaker 2: Any show that isn't scripted.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yep, I've done anything with real people in it.
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Speaker 2: With and Yes You're better than this? If I wouldn't
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Speaker 2: I wouldn't come on, I retire? Yeah, you should do.
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Speaker 2: probably thought we were joking that it already sounds like
Speaker 2: a strange one. The one about women competing to marry
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Speaker 3: Yeah, it's called I Want to Marry Harry from twenty fourteen.
Speaker 3: Twelve women were led to believe they were fighting for
Speaker 3: the affections of Prince Harry, but it was revealed at
Speaker 3: the end that he was just an impersonator. Haven't listened
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Speaker 2: I'm not Prince Harry. My god, please google the lookerlike.
Speaker 2: He did not look that much.
Speaker 3: Of a like he's this second guy with red hair.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's it. That's as far as it went. All right,
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Speaker 2: the question why did you knock on your neighbour's door.
Speaker 2: Email me early to the party. Christian at Christian O'Connell
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Speaker 2: from the training camp about Hollywood's Big Toe.
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