Speaker 1: Good morning, It's.
Speaker 2: A Christian a CoML show podcast.
Speaker 3: Eyteam, Good morning, Jack Posts, Good morning guys, coome on in, Patrina.
Speaker 4: Jones, Good morning Christian.
Speaker 3: What a lovely time we all had Friday afternoon in
Speaker 3: the pub. It was so nice. The whole team went
Speaker 3: out Friday afternoon because one of us is leaving. Jamie
Speaker 3: does all our videoing. Videographer, yep, videographer is going. He
Speaker 3: leaves Wednesday. Don't know why you need to know he
Speaker 3: leaves wednesdays in case and if you want to light
Speaker 3: a handle on Wednesday. But he's going Wednesday, Okay, heading
Speaker 3: up to gold Ghosts Noo, sir. And he's a lovely guy.
Speaker 3: He's in brilliant, brilliant, brilliant for us, we're all sad
Speaker 3: he's going. So anyway, Friday, we went to the pub
Speaker 3: down the road. And as always, when you go out
Speaker 3: with teammates, whatever industry you work in, you find out
Speaker 3: you see people in a different way when they're in
Speaker 3: the wild.
Speaker 5: It doesn't take long as well, does it. Everybody You
Speaker 5: first sit down, everybody orders to drink, has a little sip,
Speaker 5: You look through the menu. Then minutes later you're revealing
Speaker 5: stuff about yourself that you thought you never would.
Speaker 3: Just talk about that menu. So we all there was
Speaker 3: stay like six of us, six of us there, okay,
Speaker 3: looking at that menu. It's lunch time. We've gone out
Speaker 3: for lunch, a team bonding event, to say goodbye to
Speaker 3: a team member. There's no Iron Team. Jack gets up
Speaker 3: by himself to order his own food. The rest of
Speaker 3: us order food together.
Speaker 5: I was very hungry.
Speaker 3: Like you said, you know, people revealed a different nature
Speaker 3: to them. I was very you didn't even do that thing, going, hey,
Speaker 3: does anyone else want me to do? I can order
Speaker 3: or any of that. The next person got up did
Speaker 3: say that thesman does have there is an Iron Team.
Speaker 5: I thought I did some kind of like I'm going
Speaker 5: to order, So Pansy.
Speaker 3: Did you hear that?
Speaker 4: But I'm surprised that you're surprised by his behavior on Friday,
Speaker 4: I get.
Speaker 3: Some a romantic ortomist. I just want people just to
Speaker 3: you know, be nice to each other. This was at
Speaker 3: the start of a team bonding event. That was That
Speaker 3: was the incredible thing for me.
Speaker 5: It's never called team bonding to me. I was never
Speaker 5: sold in as a bonding but it's a given.
Speaker 3: Well, we have to flag it up with you. Hey,
Speaker 3: this will be a team bonding thing, so just try
Speaker 3: and Actually what I.
Speaker 5: Did was still a positive thing for the team. And
Speaker 5: I'll tell you why. Sometimes at those kind of events,
Speaker 5: people don't really know when to make the move.
Speaker 3: Who's going to be the leader of the table.
Speaker 5: So everybody sits around. Before you know, it's three o'clock,
Speaker 5: everyone's hungry and they're in a crank.
Speaker 3: We've been there five minutes.
Speaker 5: So the team needed a leader to go like, I'm
Speaker 5: going to break the glass.
Speaker 3: Here. There's a book. I'm going to buy it for you.
Speaker 3: It's called Leaders Eat Lasts by Simon Sinek. It's actually
Speaker 3: called leaders Eat Lasts.
Speaker 5: All right, Well, then maybe I'm like the vice captain,
Speaker 5: so I'm not the real leader. But somebody had a step.
Speaker 3: And go first and order for themselves. And then were
Speaker 3: you there, Patsai? I don't know if you've got on
Speaker 3: when his mum came to pick him.
Speaker 5: Up, no way.
Speaker 3: Suddenly one of the bar staff came over right and
Speaker 3: went for somebody at the anchor. That's hilarious. He's obviously
Speaker 3: dialed up the tesla or something and his wife to
Speaker 3: come and get him out of trouble. He'd had one
Speaker 3: point two beers. The point two beer he'd been pushing
Speaker 3: around the table from about an hour and a half
Speaker 3: rubbing his chicken bloated.
Speaker 5: The yank's phone had run out of battery, so that's
Speaker 5: why she told the bas she wanted to come in
Speaker 5: the back. They wouldn't let the dog in, so she
Speaker 5: had to stand the street and she said, a bar
Speaker 5: stuff into.
Speaker 3: There's always a story with you too. And then you
Speaker 3: were like, they said, no the manager, Did I get right?
Speaker 3: They said, the manager doesn't like dogs. It wasn't one
Speaker 3: of those who can't get and the manager doesn't like dogs.
Speaker 3: He went, what about the side gate? Side gate means
Speaker 3: the same rule as the whole place, So there's no dogs.
Speaker 3: There's no dogs. The problem wasn't it can't come in
Speaker 3: that door. It can come through a side gate. And
Speaker 3: then obviously you just had enough. You weren't going to
Speaker 3: go home now because of the no dog rull.
Speaker 5: Well, I can't just leave Biancher and Luder out the
Speaker 5: front waiting for me.
Speaker 3: We I had a really really good time. I left
Speaker 3: at the right time. See I left at five. And
Speaker 3: then the younger team members, you know, Champagne, Charlie, Tom
Speaker 3: and Rio and Jamie that they were at that point
Speaker 3: where they were ordering.
Speaker 5: Shots, and I was like, wow, you gotta get away from.
Speaker 3: No business here, No business here, too old for shots.
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Speaker 3: One of the things we did do in the pub,
Speaker 3: and I love doing this, is we went around the
Speaker 3: little group that was there on Friday afternoon went for
Speaker 3: team drinks and with the other thing where you have
Speaker 3: to imagine it's your last meal you're ever going to eat,
Speaker 3: and so you have your starters, your mans and your puddings.
Speaker 3: I do you remember, I don't know watch which team
Speaker 3: member it is, but I made a note of it
Speaker 3: because I was so surprised that someone would go simply
Speaker 3: for the humble knockie. You remember any meal, you know,
Speaker 3: and we were The most common dish was it was
Speaker 3: a beautiful steak, wasn't it? And people were talking about
Speaker 3: the sauces and the sides and what kind of state
Speaker 3: with it, a sirloin or a tea bow and all that,
Speaker 3: and then the simple simpleness of just a nookie.
Speaker 5: Do you remember? That was a second choice as well,
Speaker 5: because everyone piled on her first choice, which was salmon.
Speaker 5: I mean, seven is great when we want to feel healthy,
Speaker 5: Like salmon is a good meal. But your last meal last.
Speaker 3: And you're going to be healthy, can have the most
Speaker 3: unhealthy meal in the world. You don't need to worry
Speaker 3: about the carbs, the calories and what about emlyin now?
Speaker 3: Emminine is sugar free, vegan, isn't he and free.
Speaker 5: And keto.
Speaker 3: All of them. He all he wanted was some roasted colieflower, right,
Speaker 3: and he said, he said last week, you want with
Speaker 3: a load of beers in the sun, is a big
Speaker 3: old steaming plate of roasted coulieflower. Image the last meal
Speaker 3: on earth, roasted coulieflower. He can have all the sugary foods.
Speaker 3: He's the Niners body for the last twenty years. He's
Speaker 3: going for a roasted coulieflower. Anyway. The next day, Saturday morning,
Speaker 3: woke up a bit dusty, and I'm sure everyone else did,
Speaker 3: but Linda, we went to see some art.
Speaker 5: Oh where'd you go to the National Gallery?
Speaker 3: Yes, in GV brilliant place. Well, we went when we moved, obviously,
Speaker 3: because we're concerned about, you know, just keeping that culture
Speaker 3: topped up in ourselves. Uh. And it was time for
Speaker 3: on the top up at the weekend, and he is
Speaker 3: a brilliant museum.
Speaker 5: And how does it go with the hangover?
Speaker 3: It's nice actually because it's quiet in there. Yes, it's
Speaker 3: very quiet. They've got nice cold air conditioning. There's this
Speaker 3: amaz as soon as you go in. There's an amazing
Speaker 3: kind of three D I don't even know what you
Speaker 3: called it. And it's like calling an art installation. Yeah,
Speaker 3: and there's also, by the way, if you love your
Speaker 3: oldest sort classic painters, there's some there's actually at the
Speaker 3: moment there's some Moonais, some Chazan's. You're looking at me
Speaker 3: now like it's a takeaway order. Who was a knock
Speaker 3: in the roasty cotfowl? Did Jack literally just zoned out? There?
Speaker 3: Was he talking about? Is he okay? Is he co?
Speaker 3: Does it safe work?
Speaker 5: I like how actually the National Gallery has made it
Speaker 5: more friendly for people like me who maybe can't appreciate
Speaker 5: old dull art in its traditional form. Did you go
Speaker 5: into that room where they've got all the old portraits
Speaker 5: on the walls, but then they make to like a
Speaker 5: light show.
Speaker 3: That was my favorite bit. Sit there and it all
Speaker 3: goes dark, and then that you can be in there
Speaker 3: like twenty minutes. It was. It was amazing. However, I
Speaker 3: think if we're all honest, unless you really know about
Speaker 3: your art, right, there was a lot of stuff in
Speaker 3: there where you know, you sort of walk after after
Speaker 3: an hour you pick up your pace, don't you in
Speaker 3: a museum and you just start marching through rooms? Yeah,
Speaker 3: John and I again, everybody, I know it's cooled out.
Speaker 5: The first room you go into is always where you
Speaker 5: give it the most carey. You read everybody's bio.
Speaker 3: You read hang on, and then then later on you're thinking,
Speaker 3: you do you count to ten seconds? You here, you
Speaker 3: don't look at completely philistine. I can't just look at
Speaker 3: this and go, oh crap, get in here. It was
Speaker 3: just a competition. This is like one of us. There's
Speaker 3: now I could put that up there and you can't
Speaker 3: hate because you don't look ignorant.
Speaker 6: Do you.
Speaker 5: But by the last room that's marching through.
Speaker 3: Shop, I just want to buy some rubbers a ruler.
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Speaker 3: Time from Lake's La Party, which is the home of
Speaker 3: all your emails. She can email us about absolutely anything,
Speaker 3: might be something you've heard us talking about previous shows.
Speaker 3: No topic we have on the show has ever Left
Speaker 3: Completely Dead? We got a Tim Christian. I was catching
Speaker 3: up with some podcasts. Listen to you guys talk about
Speaker 3: driving lessons and instructors. I had this amazing drive instructor.
Speaker 3: She was basically like a biker chick called June Chain smoke,
Speaker 3: and she'd smoke throughout the whole lesson. Right. Sometimes we'd
Speaker 3: listen to Black Sabbath. Listen, she sound amazing. Always taught me.
Speaker 3: After three or four lessons with biker June, She's started
Speaker 3: to get really comfortable. It was clear that sometimes you'd
Speaker 3: have a terrible hangover if you picked up if she
Speaker 3: picked me up in the morning, and she would casually
Speaker 3: fall asleep for at least twenty minutes of the lesson
Speaker 3: and I just drive around not knowing what to do.
Speaker 3: Isn't that great? I love it? Not wanting to wake
Speaker 3: up during it. She get yelled at with Sabbath playing.
Speaker 3: I don't know anyone can fwall a seat the Black Sabbath.
Speaker 3: That's from Tim Christian listening to Friday Show. I worked
Speaker 3: backstage on Lame as Arab for a bit in London
Speaker 3: at Covent Garden and also when it was here in Melbourne. Now,
Speaker 3: if you're wondering why on earth were they talking about
Speaker 3: Lama's rab on Friday, show Jack, you fill in the
Speaker 3: gaps here will you?
Speaker 5: Asked for an anthem for our footy players who are
Speaker 5: going to take part in one last game. There guys
Speaker 5: who could have made the AFL, but for whatever original
Speaker 5: injury got in the way. So I gave them an
Speaker 5: anthem to the tune of one day More from Lamias.
Speaker 3: This is so great, right honestly. Joel Selward, Joel Shelward
Speaker 3: from the Cats, actually put a comment on Instagram under
Speaker 3: this saying how much he loved it.
Speaker 5: I was buzzing from that, and now he follows me
Speaker 5: on Instagram as well.
Speaker 3: I saw message wing on over the weekend. He played
Speaker 3: it to his wife the next day. Download the podcast.
Speaker 3: He played to his wife twice. The idea of Joel
Speaker 3: Selwood and Missus Selwood in the cast singing along to
Speaker 3: this is amazing. Anyway, here's a bit of it.
Speaker 5: One more mark, one Marching.
Speaker 3: One Dame. I've genuinely been listening to her over the
Speaker 3: weekend myself. We play it again this morning in full. Anyway,
Speaker 3: A man here here Alex walked on the stage production
Speaker 3: in coving gone in London and here in Melbourne. Want
Speaker 3: to say huge congratulations to Jack for attempting it, but
Speaker 3: says he can hook us up with some actual opera singers.
Speaker 3: You've already done this. You were talking to Vic Opera.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I would the sooner. I can swap my voice
Speaker 5: out of that and put a real voice on it.
Speaker 3: That has got heart and sould. Okay, I'll tell you
Speaker 3: what they should have got you to do that before
Speaker 3: the final of the Australian Open yesterday?
Speaker 1: What was that?
Speaker 3: I mean, you're on the global platform with your open
Speaker 3: the world is watching right and this gets put on? Sorry?
Speaker 1: Laugh?
Speaker 7: How's to Kits?
Speaker 3: THEATA show? I mean, bless them.
Speaker 5: They look like they just got the medal of the audience.
Speaker 3: If they came out today and said they've done that,
Speaker 3: we got well fair enough, all right, fair enough, but
Speaker 3: just to find on the Australian Omen don't do anything rather.
Speaker 1: Than what is this?
Speaker 5: Sorry you last?
Speaker 8: How's to Kits?
Speaker 5: Not exactly thrilled to be inside to gorgeous day?
Speaker 7: So I told him we'd only have a half day
Speaker 7: this morning, and they were quite pleased until I told
Speaker 7: him we'd have the other half.
Speaker 3: In the afternoon. Tell the water sweather that you've ever
Speaker 3: heard of. No, thank you mate, someone cold meat loaf.
Speaker 3: Someone got me Christian. I didn't get to speak to
Speaker 3: you Friday. Thought you were telling me about bad bay. Yes,
Speaker 3: we did do a phone in call. Baby did a
Speaker 3: bad thing and he to tell me about my baby
Speaker 3: son concussion. He gave me concussion when he about six
Speaker 3: months old. He was only just a little kid. I
Speaker 3: was changing his napp He grabbed a solid wooden toy
Speaker 3: from the shelf of Bubba's head and cracked me between
Speaker 3: the eyes with it. I've seen how residant dogs. I'd
Speaker 3: go for doctors. The doctor said, how do you get this,
Speaker 3: I say, the baby did it. I'd a bruised and
Speaker 3: swollen nose for about three weeks after that. That's from
Speaker 3: Erin Christian. My name is cam and here's the story
Speaker 3: of what I did when I was a bad baby.
Speaker 1: Three.
Speaker 3: The legend goes legend. The legend go, Mum was putting
Speaker 3: me down to sleep when I was about eighteen months old.
Speaker 3: This is key, hang on to it now in this story.
Speaker 3: The legend, sorry, this is he's eighteen months old. I
Speaker 3: told her no more sleeps. Mum, Patsy, do you remember
Speaker 3: what Ordie was saying at eighteen months? They're not forming
Speaker 3: sentences on what she really was.
Speaker 4: To be honest, she almost came out of the womb talking.
Speaker 3: She just talked me talking. She was talking at eighteen months.
Speaker 3: She say she counter ten. At eighteen months, it's scared
Speaker 3: of the baby came out the wom go well, counting
Speaker 3: down ten, just counting down to something anyway, No more sleeps, mom.
Speaker 3: Mom didn't like this because she actually got jobs done
Speaker 3: around the house when I went for my nap, But
Speaker 3: I told her I didn't want any more sleeps. Mom.
Speaker 3: She doesn't put me to bed anyway. I decided the
Speaker 3: only reasonable course of action was to defecate in my nappy. Again,
Speaker 3: you're remembering all this. Eighteen months old came out of
Speaker 3: the womb saying defecation. I took off the nappy then
Speaker 3: then rubbed poo into the walls. Car Oh yu, listen,
Speaker 3: you begged me to do this as a phoney. This
Speaker 3: is our new postman, okay, and we all up to
Speaker 3: speed now with the rubbed in squished in on a
Speaker 3: can't put in a wall. My mum came to see
Speaker 3: me and all I said again was altogether. Now the
Speaker 3: final line here is chilling from Cameron. I was a
Speaker 3: psychopath as a baby Christian. We'll leave it there for
Speaker 3: that Cameron.
Speaker 2: Christian Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 3: How was your road trip this weekend? Chat?
Speaker 5: Yeah, it's really nice. Actually we went up to Castlemaine
Speaker 5: in Regional Victoria. Beautiful spot. I've got a road trip
Speaker 5: hack for everybody that I invented actually on the weekend.
Speaker 3: Oh wow, shoes.
Speaker 5: So when I love to go to sleep as the
Speaker 5: passenger in the car and the road trip.
Speaker 3: My wife is a terrible passenger, so but when we
Speaker 3: go anywhere on long trip, she would do the drive.
Speaker 3: It just works that way, right, and then I get
Speaker 3: to sleep, don't you find you go very quickly to
Speaker 3: try to nuts into a very blissful sleep. It's been
Speaker 3: a baby when we used to drive the kids around
Speaker 3: sometimes even one or two in the morning, because they
Speaker 3: would go to sleep effortlessly, and he try and keep
Speaker 3: the cargoing just that little bit of red lights otherwise
Speaker 3: they'd wake up. But I actually had a business idea,
Speaker 3: do it is going for people who are insomniacs. I
Speaker 3: was going to hire a coach and a driver and
Speaker 3: he would go around picking up people who won't go to.
Speaker 5: Sleep and just drive slowly around the sub round for
Speaker 5: eight hour.
Speaker 3: Let's just drive. Well, they all slept.
Speaker 5: Yeah, there's something really movie sleep.
Speaker 3: Yes, it's the best. And you wake up and we're
Speaker 3: almost there. Drives your other half nuts snacks. That's me.
Speaker 3: I will fall asleep by the end of our road. Seriously,
Speaker 3: we're a long old drive. For my wife. I am
Speaker 3: asleep in nano seconds on a car trip, and.
Speaker 5: I'm difficult to have as the passenger because I made
Speaker 5: a rule that you can't flick radio stations because it
Speaker 5: wakes me up when I hear like this bit of
Speaker 5: silence in between.
Speaker 3: A controller.
Speaker 5: So I asked if she could just choose one before
Speaker 5: I fell asleep and then stick to it for the whole.
Speaker 3: While you were asleep. You're controlling. That is too much. Hey,
Speaker 3: watch the hack.
Speaker 5: So the hack is I love getting to sleep. I
Speaker 5: fall asleep really easily with the seat back, but my
Speaker 5: head will often lulled.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm always doing it. Get me to give yourself whiplash,
Speaker 3: don't you?
Speaker 5: So your head rolls off and then you have to
Speaker 5: wake up.
Speaker 3: The window must be a good look.
Speaker 5: So I got my jumper, put it around the back
Speaker 5: of the head rest and then tied it tight around
Speaker 5: my forehead, holding it all in place. So my head
Speaker 5: was tight.
Speaker 3: Stretched into a stretch you know when they take them
Speaker 3: off a footy pitch.
Speaker 5: Yeah, to keep my neck and brace to keep my
Speaker 5: neck really safe. So now my head is strapped into
Speaker 5: the head rest and it can't bubble either side.
Speaker 3: You just at the lights or driving and I looked
Speaker 3: over the car. What is she kidnapped?
Speaker 5: Is all right in the head, I said, the whole
Speaker 5: way there, you know, woke up as we were parking.
Speaker 5: It's perfect.
Speaker 3: Then just undo my head, all right. So let's see
Speaker 3: whatever road trip hacks you guys have got. I've got
Speaker 3: this app. Have you heard of this. It's a great
Speaker 3: app for long car trips where it's called sit or squat. No,
Speaker 3: it's where all the toilets are. Oh right, Oh that's
Speaker 3: a great So you either put in like right now,
Speaker 3: because there's loads of places around here, guys, if you
Speaker 3: have any good to toilet, don't worry loads of places.
Speaker 5: What's full of free times And if you want.
Speaker 3: You can just show all toilets or if you just
Speaker 3: want a number one, you can press a little bunch
Speaker 3: and just give you just for those. Or if you
Speaker 3: want to make sure there's room to go and have
Speaker 3: a sit down, it will give you that. And you
Speaker 3: can plan it on like a car trip, and it
Speaker 3: will let you know where along the white what stages
Speaker 3: there are toilets. If you've got kids, this is.
Speaker 5: Essential right And then can you rate the toilets?
Speaker 3: No short review? Short review of how it was there
Speaker 3: to bust it on like Uber, you can give it
Speaker 3: a five star rating or not.
Speaker 2: Christian Show podcast Jack.
Speaker 3: Post is another weekend inventing stuff for us to further mankind.
Speaker 3: Archimedes in the studio today with me has so and.
Speaker 5: You don't even need to buy anything to work to
Speaker 5: make this work. You just use a simple jumper that it's.
Speaker 3: Working with James Dyson. When do you sleep, of course,
Speaker 3: in the car with your head strapped to the head rest.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I don't like how when the seat is laid back,
Speaker 5: my head bobbles from side to side on the headrest
Speaker 5: as I'm sleeping, keeps waking me up. So tired jumper
Speaker 5: around the back of the head rest and then tighten
Speaker 5: and tight around my forehead.
Speaker 3: Jack's driving the car he's talking about as well. This
Speaker 3: we're all crystal clear with that Tesla. She's got sleep mode.
Speaker 5: Locks your head into play that annimal lecter. Oh yeah
Speaker 5: it is actually but a kind and gentle to one.
Speaker 3: Isn't it you with a nice jump up bit of
Speaker 3: a wood and a critic.
Speaker 5: I would I have never done it, but I would
Speaker 5: love to try it on an aeroplane as well, because
Speaker 5: I get the same problem on an aeroplane where my
Speaker 5: head bubbles from side to side and I keep waking up.
Speaker 3: It's good that you've got some life goals this year,
Speaker 3: you know something. Hopefully when we can help you check off.
Speaker 3: He just go a quick trip around the city. This
Speaker 3: you can try out this new system. Diane's emailed her
Speaker 3: road trip hack. Is you remember the old well? I
Speaker 3: think they still sell them the biggest sort of square iPads.
Speaker 5: Yes, they still sell them all the iPads are still square.
Speaker 3: No, do what you mean? There's the big one, isn't it?
Speaker 3: There was the mini This is more one, but the
Speaker 3: original big old TV screen, isn't it. She has it
Speaker 3: dangling from the rear view mirror as a TV for
Speaker 3: the kids in the back.
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, but wouldn't it, wouldn't it like sort.
Speaker 3: Of, I'm actually still turning around quite a lot. They've
Speaker 3: got to wait for the next rotation of the sun
Speaker 3: to see what happens. Happens next, Let's go to Daniel.
Speaker 3: Good morning, Daniel, Good morning Christian.
Speaker 7: How are you?
Speaker 3: I'm good mate. Have you had a nice weekend? So, Daniel,
Speaker 3: what is your road trip hack that you can share
Speaker 3: with us?
Speaker 7: I do a reverse ponytail the sun out of my
Speaker 7: eyes and sleep like a baby.
Speaker 3: And what's what's a describe this reverse ponytail?
Speaker 7: Well, normally put the ponytail so I have long hairy
Speaker 7: tailer goes to your back sure forward and over my
Speaker 7: eyes and an entirely hair tie around where my nose
Speaker 7: my apt is, and then you sleep because the sun
Speaker 7: locked out by.
Speaker 3: The head, so the hair all goes forward from sort
Speaker 3: of from the back to front like a kind of
Speaker 3: blind Harry blinds for your face. Correct, this is great?
Speaker 3: You know what? I'd love to be in a car
Speaker 3: with Jack with his head basically tied to the head rest,
Speaker 3: and then our friend Daniel with all of his hair
Speaker 3: sort of combed forward asleep like with some kind of
Speaker 3: basically a giant, extra long fringe shielding your eyes from
Speaker 3: the sun. It cousin it yeah, mad, fair it Daniel,
Speaker 3: Thank you very much. So cool.
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Speaker 3: Let's find out what Patsy did over her weekend. Patsy,
Speaker 3: what's the song that sums up your weekend?
Speaker 7: Ma?
Speaker 4: This is my song this week? Speak what you well,
Speaker 4: my poor long suffering family. I've been just bear with
Speaker 4: me for a sex. So there's this lovely little park
Speaker 4: near our house that I go past in the car
Speaker 4: every day, and right next to the road, I've been
Speaker 4: eyeing off this lovely tree branch.
Speaker 3: Bear with me. So it's just I haven't done that,
Speaker 3: you know, every day. Go look body, branch. This thing
Speaker 3: is gorgeous.
Speaker 4: It's perfectly twisted.
Speaker 5: Is it still on the tree.
Speaker 4: No, it's fallen. It's fallen off the tree.
Speaker 3: Of course that's ripped it off during the weekend, your husband, Chris,
Speaker 3: watch you're there with a saw. I'm having this for
Speaker 3: many weeks now. I've been eying up this branch, you know,
Speaker 3: the one I'm talking about. Everyone's seen it. I'm having it.
Speaker 3: It's been there.
Speaker 4: But I'll tell you why. I want it because I've
Speaker 4: got this perfect idea for Christmas. You guys may not
Speaker 4: have seen them to make.
Speaker 3: Are we still better with them? By the way, you
Speaker 3: know when someone says bear with you, you know, God,
Speaker 3: we're going to get the director's cut Christmas. We're talking
Speaker 3: about Christmas. It's gorgeous.
Speaker 4: You might have seen it, Flores saw at weddings. If
Speaker 4: you've been to like an outdoor wedding, you can do.
Speaker 3: Up for three this weekend. I mean, you've got it
Speaker 3: this week Jack, I'm a celebrant at the weekend. So yeah,
Speaker 3: weddings is my middle name.
Speaker 4: A beautiful bit of timber and they will wrap fairy
Speaker 4: lights and bits of folio.
Speaker 3: I have seen that yet, that sort of thing, but
Speaker 3: that's normally like a football two. It's not like a
Speaker 3: sort of five or six sort of stuff.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I've seen that. Do it with little trees. I've
Speaker 5: never seen it with a brand.
Speaker 3: Yeah. No, And you can got that candle.
Speaker 5: That's what recond I look like.
Speaker 3: So have you got it? Have you had it away? Yeah?
Speaker 4: So I sent them down as hunters and collectors and
Speaker 4: they're like, we're not going down. My husband in a
Speaker 4: nine year old anyway. I made them but it wouldn't
Speaker 4: fit in the car.
Speaker 3: How quick is it?
Speaker 2: Then?
Speaker 3: Six seven? What would I go? And meters?
Speaker 5: I reckon?
Speaker 4: It be about three meters three meters at Christmas. So
Speaker 4: what we had to do.
Speaker 3: It's the table is going to be laid on. It's
Speaker 3: going to look more like a radio aerial. Is this
Speaker 3: how you do your radio show? You're talking to this
Speaker 3: and it pumps it all over mouth?
Speaker 4: Chris, they'd put the window down and you'll have to
Speaker 4: like put your arm out. I'll give you the stick
Speaker 4: because the house is only like three streets away. So
Speaker 4: I carried it or sort of held it.
Speaker 3: You are jousting, but in a car now, not on
Speaker 3: a horse. So the passengers got their arm out holding
Speaker 3: this flagpole.
Speaker 4: Yes, you should have seen the looks we got.
Speaker 5: How heavy was it? I was actually quite.
Speaker 4: Heavy because I had to use two hands, and chrisd no,
Speaker 4: I just like use one, and I said I can't
Speaker 4: because like the wind resistance.
Speaker 3: You and the Dolory and going back to the future, and.
Speaker 4: He's going, don't scratch the car.
Speaker 5: Don't scratch the car when you get a home. Is
Speaker 5: this thing standing upright somewhere or it is.
Speaker 4: It's at my front door because Tommy, our producer, said, well,
Speaker 4: is there vermin in it? And I said, well, I
Speaker 4: don't know, Actually, would there be vermin? Do I have
Speaker 4: to dry it out?
Speaker 3: I mon't be terminally, she'd probably infected the whole house. Yeah,
Speaker 3: I think you meant to dry them out and just
Speaker 3: sort of brush it off. An't you brush it off?
Speaker 3: Is that what I do? I don't think.
Speaker 5: There's a protocol for bringing a brand down. From the.
Speaker 2: Christian O'Connell show podcast, Jack.
Speaker 3: What's the story that sums up your weekend?
Speaker 5: The group text went, while this weekend as a boy's
Speaker 5: trip was announced against my like amongst my high school friends.
Speaker 3: People don't realize what manner like when there's the prospects
Speaker 3: of going away. It changes that DNA, doesn't it?
Speaker 5: And this is a buck, This is for a Bucks.
Speaker 5: Poor you, poor man man at the worst. So let
Speaker 5: me give you some backstory to why I'm in a
Speaker 5: between a rock and a hard place for the this
Speaker 5: Bucks party. In twenty sixteen, I took my friends to
Speaker 5: a famous person that we both know, holiday house.
Speaker 3: Which one one is always on the left, is always right?
Speaker 5: I would say he's on the left. He was very
Speaker 5: generous and let us have the keys to his holiday house.
Speaker 5: What I didn't realize when I got there.
Speaker 3: So you went there with all your mates, Yeah, like
Speaker 3: drinking a party.
Speaker 5: They traded it like schoolies two point zero.
Speaker 3: But then you would have been like the dad there
Speaker 3: because you're worried about you work with the Sorry you
Speaker 3: don't work, but you just know this famous person. You're
Speaker 3: doing all the clearing up all the time. This guy's
Speaker 3: pretty off the coffee table.
Speaker 5: So while I'm stressed walking around making sure all bottles
Speaker 5: have been there, Yeah, you goes like where was under
Speaker 5: a full moon? Then it's going crazy.
Speaker 3: How long were you there?
Speaker 5: We were there away honestly the most week of my life.
Speaker 3: Awful.
Speaker 5: So that was five years ago. Now this weekend, my
Speaker 5: friend who's just got engaged, has announced the Bucks party.
Speaker 5: We're going back to the all time boys trip. Maybe no,
Speaker 5: he said, even if we have to pay for the
Speaker 5: house full price, we're going back to the same house.
Speaker 3: Someone's got money in the last five years. He just
Speaker 3: invited himself.
Speaker 5: Well that's why he said, like, even if we pay
Speaker 5: for the house, we're going back to the to the
Speaker 5: same holiday house. Now I'm stressed because they're all like
Speaker 5: on the group text, everybody's gone chaotic because these guys.
Speaker 3: Have been, Like my experience in these buckspies, the older
Speaker 3: people get the worse they behave because it's mainly the
Speaker 3: married man. Now they're in relationships, they've been and they
Speaker 3: seem to think that it's like for a couple of
Speaker 3: days they can do they can go berserk. It's like
Speaker 3: a safety with issue. Don't to that. I hand grenade.
Speaker 3: You don'tant to be off around that when it goes off.
Speaker 5: And I could tell that was the energy emanating from
Speaker 5: the WhatsApp troup and that's what alcohol that. This is
Speaker 5: like shipwrecked castaways. You've seen a boat on the horizon.
Speaker 3: Lord of the Flies a famous for his holiday home.
Speaker 3: What are you going to do?
Speaker 5: I haven't written back to the group.
Speaker 3: How many how many days of silence?
Speaker 5: This came on Friday, so a half place of sailence.
Speaker 3: I COVID, just say COVID.
Speaker 5: But this is this is the thing. It's open ended.
Speaker 5: At the moment, the Bucks party hasn't even got a date.
Speaker 5: Then I could have gone, like I talked to him,
Speaker 5: he's got it rented out that weekend, or it's going
Speaker 5: to be this year, it's going to be some No,
Speaker 5: he's getting married at the end of next year.
Speaker 3: So sometimes this year you said, oh, it's already fully
Speaker 3: booked out because I had to carry them over from
Speaker 3: last year's cancelations.
Speaker 5: I'm thinking of saying he sold the hat and then
Speaker 5: just hope that they never run into him.
Speaker 3: In real life, that won't work because that person is
Speaker 3: very well. You'd have a quick Google yah, and they go,
Speaker 3: maybe can we rent it out from Airbnb's on. Yeah,
Speaker 3: people always run out their holiday home.
Speaker 5: I'm in a difficult position. I'll tell you, I don't
Speaker 5: know what to say.
Speaker 3: You don't know that famous person anymore.
Speaker 2: Christian o'connells Show podcast.
Speaker 3: We did a lot this weekend. I don't know if
Speaker 3: it's because we after a snap five day lockdown. He
Speaker 3: wanted to sort of enjoy the freedom that we've got
Speaker 3: and so, like I said earlier, went to the n
Speaker 3: GV Art Museum, took one of the kids to see
Speaker 3: a movie. Do you Miss Cinemas? Wmber was the last
Speaker 3: time when we went to cinema. We actually went to
Speaker 3: the cinema. Was it getting the ticket, the popcorn? Sitting
Speaker 3: down again? It felt great? To see a movie in
Speaker 3: the cinema. We saw a great film as well, called
Speaker 3: The Summer of Bagnold. It's a coming of age teenage movie,
Speaker 3: very very funny. If any of you ever saw the
Speaker 3: brilliant teenager comedy show from the UK called The in
Speaker 3: Between Us, it's by one the kids who's now grown
Speaker 3: up and a director of right himself. It's his first movie.
Speaker 3: It's brilliant, really really great movie and there's some great
Speaker 3: cameos in it as well. But anyway, my other daughter Ruby,
Speaker 3: she was going to see this band at the my
Speaker 3: bowl band, the Skegs. I presume there is a book
Speaker 3: in the nome. Was it simply ske I've dated myself.
Speaker 3: It's like carbon dating Dad here. Oh yeah, the Skegs
Speaker 3: is it? They go to a triple damn close? Jack,
Speaker 3: I was down in the final two. Anyway, the Skekes.
Speaker 3: She was going to see the Skekes right, and she
Speaker 3: was super excited. So in the morning it was like,
Speaker 3: you know, getting her outfit ready and then I was
Speaker 3: to drop her at the train station where she was
Speaker 3: going to be meeting a friend and they were trying
Speaker 3: to sink at what time they're all going to be
Speaker 3: on so she could be at the station at the
Speaker 3: right time. It was. It was for she was already
Speaker 3: stressed right as fought with a lot going on. The
Speaker 3: train was coming in at twelve oh two, and I
Speaker 3: always get everywhere early, so I'm actually get to the
Speaker 3: train station. She was fuming, my wit, you're going to
Speaker 3: have to just let me run this operation. I can
Speaker 3: get Liam, Needson and taken. That's what was like, you know,
Speaker 3: as they're scoping out twenty minutes before, how we got there.
Speaker 5: Nothing to do with catch it earlier train if you
Speaker 5: want to no, I.
Speaker 3: Mean, there's nothing and do so. Anyway, there was all
Speaker 3: these kids there, like my daughter as well. There are
Speaker 3: a lot of kids. They're all going in to see
Speaker 3: the show. It's a return of live music. How excited. Yeah,
Speaker 3: they're getting to do all we all took for granted
Speaker 3: as teenagers. And I'm noticing that my daughter's bag is
Speaker 3: clinging like some of their bags. I guess it's their
Speaker 3: water bottles, right.
Speaker 5: Take water in the glass.
Speaker 3: Hydrate. Hydrate kids, That's what I say, the next generation
Speaker 3: of hydrators. Anyway, when I pitched, she met all her
Speaker 3: friends in a carriage and there was like this hubbub
Speaker 3: of excitement. I was jealous. Actually, you know what it's
Speaker 3: like to be a teenager and going to see live
Speaker 3: music a gig with your mate. They're meeting up beforehand
Speaker 3: in the park. I guess to have that water, you know,
Speaker 3: have water.
Speaker 5: Then to get the country bless them by the time
Speaker 5: you get about.
Speaker 3: Their water levels, meet in the park, hydrate, and then
Speaker 3: go and see the sketch.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I am jealous of that. They were such great I.
Speaker 3: Wanted to get on the carriage with They were all
Speaker 3: in there, and I was allowed to come a bit
Speaker 3: near the platform. I won't say what train it was,
Speaker 3: but people in the area will know it's renowned for
Speaker 3: being quite sketchy. So can you come with me again?
Speaker 3: Like Liam Nees and I was doing background checks and
Speaker 3: everyone there. I had a backup crew as well, but
Speaker 3: tet the asset assets moving.
Speaker 5: So if you're the one lurking in the bushes, you're
Speaker 5: probably who people think is the most dangerous.
Speaker 3: The one was, I said, so I can't wait here.
Speaker 3: There's a poster of me hide behind a boat.
Speaker 5: Of myself unless she's saying exactly infested.
Speaker 3: Yes, it's like a live art installation. Forele anyway, the
Speaker 3: train train starts to approach, She's.
Speaker 5: Like, get that way.
Speaker 3: She's pushing me. I'm going, I'm going to go. But
Speaker 3: I looked in the carriage that she leaped in with
Speaker 3: all these other teenagers there, and they're all hugging each
Speaker 3: other and just looking in on that little window on
Speaker 3: the trailer. I felt so jealous, like that's what they
Speaker 3: should be doing. Anyway. Couple of hours later, I pick
Speaker 3: her up and I said, how was it? It sounded amazing.
Speaker 3: You know, they're all these like little pods of six
Speaker 3: of them, okay, and there was like Skeggs, this band
Speaker 3: Lively Lads on stage. Right, someone turned up with a
Speaker 3: sign that simply said moush now right, and people started
Speaker 3: to mosh.
Speaker 2: Hey, no way.
Speaker 3: Dan Andrews finds out about this. There's gonna be another
Speaker 3: five day lockdown because someone turned up with a sign
Speaker 3: that said mosh now. I look about the organization. Did
Speaker 3: all did all the teenagers talk to each other going,
Speaker 3: hey are you bringing the marsh now sign? Someone needs
Speaker 3: to turn up with a mosh now sign. Teenagers start
Speaker 3: rushing forward right. The security guards can't control them because
Speaker 3: actually they can't do this. But skeggs and we said
Speaker 3: that security guard comes on stage whilst the band are
Speaker 3: doing a songkayhy He's stops the gig and goes hey,
Speaker 3: hey kids, I don't He's saying this is really boring.
Speaker 3: We are not allowed to play any more until you
Speaker 3: stop moshing. Anyone goes back right, The band start up again.
Speaker 3: The guy who had the marsh now signe breaks out
Speaker 3: of his pod, holds up again. Kids start rushing forward
Speaker 3: again and washing. Security card goes back and again the
Speaker 3: band have to stop for the for another time now
Speaker 3: to say you've got to stop washing.
Speaker 5: It's the kid with the mush side.
Speaker 3: You two ever turned up anywhere where they sign.
Speaker 9: Have you?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 4: When we went to Brian Adams at the Winery and Geelong,
Speaker 4: Audrey made one up and she said what did it say?
Speaker 4: Brian rocks more than the Wiggles And we had a
Speaker 4: T shirt made up as well.
Speaker 3: That is really really She was like five, Yeah, I
Speaker 3: want to know this morning. Has anyone ever made a
Speaker 3: sign and taken it either to us? Because you see
Speaker 3: people turn up like to watch the footy.
Speaker 5: Yeah, they're always got them up for like two hours
Speaker 5: arms get tired.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean who are these people that make all
Speaker 3: these signs? Some of them amazing, some of them are crap?
Speaker 3: Aren't they the worst ones? You see a lot of
Speaker 3: soccer in the UK. It's a bed sheet now with
Speaker 3: like that that you know the manager's name out and
Speaker 3: you think the board aren't gonna fire him because you
Speaker 3: wrote on a bed sheet. See that guy turned up
Speaker 3: the bed sheet. We should hire him and sack the
Speaker 3: actual manager of the team.
Speaker 2: The Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 3: You have him into a music show, right, and it's
Speaker 3: been stopped or shut down.
Speaker 5: No, I can't think of.
Speaker 3: I went to see Bruce Springsteen and he played in
Speaker 3: London's Hyde Part. Amazing show. He was amazing. You're right
Speaker 3: in the middle of London in London's famous Hyde Part
Speaker 3: and you know his shows to go on a bit. Yeah,
Speaker 3: and obviously he got you know, not saying anywhere in
Speaker 3: the world there's rock and roll versus the local council.
Speaker 3: Local council is going to win because they control the power.
Speaker 3: They warned him and said, look, you can't play after
Speaker 3: eleven o'clock because there's people around that. It's not just
Speaker 3: that when they said there's people around there, there's a
Speaker 3: lot of mega mega rich power for people around. If
Speaker 3: it was in a poorer area, Bruce, you can play
Speaker 3: whenever you want, now, why about waking up poor people?
Speaker 3: But rich people they can't be disturbed after eleven o'clock,
Speaker 3: you know, counting all their shares. Anyway, Springsteen's on stage
Speaker 3: with a guest appearance by Seppul McCartney. Oh wow, and
Speaker 3: I'm I'm thinking they're not really going to hold him
Speaker 3: to this eleven o'clock curfew. You've got McCartney on stage,
Speaker 3: Tom Morello is also playing a lineup, Yeah, and the
Speaker 3: Springsteen and the EA Street Man. I think that really
Speaker 3: is going to turn the power off to McCartney and Springsteen.
Speaker 3: But they do. The crowd would have rided no, because
Speaker 3: I think everyone was so tired by then, had been
Speaker 3: going on for three hours. We've got low blood.
Speaker 5: Sugar, no energy to riot.
Speaker 3: People were angry, But what's a bit like, why didn't
Speaker 3: you bring macron earlier? If I wait until you've had
Speaker 3: three hours, they will wait right to the end now.
Speaker 3: But they turned the power off, so everyone just had
Speaker 3: to go home in the dark.
Speaker 5: Was he mad? I guess you couldn't see him anybody you.
Speaker 3: Couldn't hear, He couldn't tell you. It was just all silent.
Speaker 3: It was in the Hyde Park. All right, we're going
Speaker 3: to lines now. Has anyone ever made a sign or
Speaker 3: banner and taken it to a show? Britney can morning?
Speaker 10: Good morning, Christian? How are you?
Speaker 3: I'm good, brittany how you had a great weekend thanks
Speaker 3: to calling the show? No I did? I did? Thank
Speaker 3: you awesome? And what's your sign or banner?
Speaker 10: So my sign was dancing with Bruce at the Rock
Speaker 10: when we went to Bruce springstea hanging rock a few
Speaker 10: years ago.
Speaker 3: Lucky thing. I was so jealous. Amazing apparently it was.
Speaker 10: It was, But to my embarrassment, it wasn't actually me
Speaker 10: that wanted to make the sign. It was my dad
Speaker 10: because he's like you, Christian, he is a die.
Speaker 1: Hard fan good Mane.
Speaker 10: And I said, Dad, make sure it looks good, because
Speaker 10: you know, I'm not ten anymore. I need I need
Speaker 10: a sign. At the time, I was twenty three, I think,
Speaker 10: and I'm twenty eight now. Whenever it was, I can't
Speaker 10: even remember. But anyway, and he constructs this sign out
Speaker 10: of two a three pieces of paper stuck with ullers
Speaker 10: on the back, and I I came to his house
Speaker 10: to pick him up, and I was like, Dad, you
Speaker 10: have got to be joking. He's like, don't worry, it's
Speaker 10: gonna work. Something's gonna happen. And I was like, okay,
Speaker 10: all right.
Speaker 3: And remind us again what this mega is quite construction now,
Speaker 3: isn't it. What is it saying?
Speaker 10: It said? Dancing in the dark with Bruce at the rock, it's.
Speaker 3: A lot going on that banner. You can have thrown
Speaker 3: him off a song and irritated if I saw a
Speaker 3: go that don't disturb it. Had a lot of money
Speaker 3: for these tickets. He's an older guy now and me
Speaker 3: squinting trying to read all that, and he forgets which
Speaker 3: song is doing?
Speaker 10: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, And and it was it was
Speaker 10: to make sure that he sung that song because as
Speaker 10: you would know, Chris, he's doing three hours.
Speaker 3: He's doing all the songs ever, I know songs he
Speaker 3: hasn't even really starts doing up though babies a biting born.
Speaker 5: I don't think there's ever a point in a Bruce
Speaker 5: three stage take where he goes, now, am I forgetting something?
Speaker 8: That?
Speaker 6: Is it?
Speaker 3: Light? All dark? Dancing in the light?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Yeah, So it's a banner and a request. Isn't it
Speaker 3: really correct?
Speaker 1: Yes?
Speaker 10: Yes, yes, but you know, I think, to my kind
Speaker 10: of shock, I got a point from the boss himself.
Speaker 10: He played the.
Speaker 3: Requests DJ give it away the ending. But yes, I was.
Speaker 10: I had to thank at the end you got from
Speaker 10: the boss.
Speaker 3: Yes, yes, yes it was.
Speaker 10: It was awesome, it really was. But yeah, thanks for
Speaker 10: letting me share it.
Speaker 3: Brilliant Brittany. Thank you very much your story. No worries.
Speaker 3: Thanks Christian, Thanks, you have a good week. Let's go
Speaker 3: to Vinnie Vincent's on the line. Come morning, Vinnie.
Speaker 1: Christian?
Speaker 3: Yeah, good, thanks going the show? Is it Vinnie or Vincent?
Speaker 3: I don't mind me? Can it shorter.
Speaker 5: With the y?
Speaker 3: Don't don't put that on that falled out? You know?
Speaker 3: Have you got that? What the banner is Vincent with
Speaker 3: an eye, not a y? Vincent? What was the sign
Speaker 3: of banner you made?
Speaker 8: I I didn't make a sign about a stole a
Speaker 8: street sign. I had my name on it and took
Speaker 8: it to a vessel up in New South Wales called
Speaker 8: Strawberry Fields, which is notorious for being pretty large. So
Speaker 8: I shrapped this straight down to the two PREBC pipes
Speaker 8: and held up with a couple of lights on it
Speaker 8: pretty much all day and my mates always had a
Speaker 8: location apiment.
Speaker 3: I just got the Vinnie now right, Yeah, you've stolen
Speaker 3: a Vinnie sign.
Speaker 1: Yeah from there.
Speaker 8: It was Vincent straight from from Sandringham yep. And uh yeah.
Speaker 8: It's coming up to me and being like that's the
Speaker 8: straight I live on. I'm like, well, sorry, I took
Speaker 8: it on and I'm keeping it.
Speaker 3: It's a very professional sign, isn't it. You know you've
Speaker 3: got the actual Vinnie sign. All right then, Vinnie, thank
Speaker 3: you very much for your mode.
Speaker 2: Christian Hell the Christian O'Connell Show podcast.
Speaker 3: Right now on a Monday morning, it's all about this.
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Speaker 3: been official my whole life. I've been a fish for
Speaker 3: my whole life.
Speaker 2: I've been a person from my whole later.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's how it works. Okay, all right, let's get
Speaker 3: down to these then. First of all, John, the jam
Speaker 3: town called malice hanging out their old love letters on
Speaker 3: the line to dry? Or is it hanging out their
Speaker 3: ornamentals on the line to dry. I'm here and ornamental.
Speaker 3: You fot red red wine. I'd have sworn that with time.
Speaker 3: Or is it now? The swan let me down? Now?
Speaker 3: The swan let me down? Now, the swan let me down.
Speaker 3: You can't shift the animals. Brett Powell's got this unstoppable
Speaker 3: from sea. Yeah, I'm unstoppable today. I'm unstoppable today, or
Speaker 3: is it Yeah, I'm going to stop a boat today.
Speaker 3: I'm going to stop a boat today.
Speaker 2: I'll stop a boat today.
Speaker 3: Stop that little mose here world Unbrepp not sure about
Speaker 3: this one. Stephen, how bizarre by OMC?
Speaker 5: How bizarre?
Speaker 3: How Bazar arbizarcrn to Stephen it's parmesan, How bizarre? No, no, no,
Speaker 3: I think it's the biggest miss of twenty one so far. Sorry, Stephant.
Speaker 3: How about this one? I am hearing? Okay, powder Finger
Speaker 3: my happiness. This is from Mr Carolin Tayler. Must be
Speaker 3: when you pack up and go. I love the song
Speaker 3: so much, but now I'm only going to hear this one.
Speaker 3: Must be when you packer van go smart man Bernie Fanning,
Speaker 3: but a Dutch artist, Adammoyle, Don Henley, Boys of Summer.
Speaker 3: Out the road today I saw a deadhead sticker on
Speaker 3: a cadillacst a card of lesh? Or is it out
Speaker 3: the road? Today? I saw a redhead stripper on a
Speaker 3: camel's back Todays on a card of lesh. No, something
Speaker 3: going on with you? Adam Hey Hotel About this guy
Speaker 3: dancing as Bruce Springsteen. I'll shake this world off my shoulders.
Speaker 3: I wish he'd did this song live. Or is it
Speaker 3: she just swallowed my shoulders? I'm hearing there she swallowed
Speaker 3: the bosses shoulders. Yeah, very good. Terry Murray And finally
Speaker 3: this morning, Michael Ree primal screen rocks. Get your rocks off,
Speaker 3: Get your rocks off, Honey, shake it now, now, get
Speaker 3: them off downtown.
Speaker 2: Or is it?
Speaker 3: Get is it? Get your rock salt, Get your rock salt, honey,
Speaker 3: check your mouth. Now get a muffin town. Get your
Speaker 3: rock salt, get your rock salt, honey, check your mouth,
Speaker 3: now get a muffin town. Ro Buck. It's there. It's
Speaker 3: there's an ambitious what Michael ree, but well done. All right,
Speaker 3: that's the mishurts for this week. Thank you very much
Speaker 3: to everyone who sends them in every single days. We
Speaker 3: love doing the misheurds with you on a Monday. Thank
Speaker 3: you very much. If you've got to eat you on
Speaker 3: the week, email me Christian at Christian O'Connell dot com
Speaker 3: dot au.
Speaker 2: The Christian O'Connell Show podcast.
Speaker 3: All Right, one last game this week. Things start holding
Speaker 3: up the team, our team of could have beens that
Speaker 3: we've been making over the last couple of weeks, people
Speaker 3: who could have gone all the way, or people just
Speaker 3: used to love playing footy and then life comes along.
Speaker 3: We'll give them a chance for one last game. And
Speaker 3: what a game they've been playing up against nine legends
Speaker 3: all from Fox Footy, the All Star team. So far
Speaker 3: three of them have been announced. Give me captain by
Speaker 3: a legend himself, Nick Revolt. What's going be drawn by
Speaker 3: Jordan Lewis and Caam Mooney, three more legends being announced
Speaker 3: in five minutes time. It is the first training session tomorrow.
Speaker 3: It's not just training session's the first time they're all
Speaker 3: going to meet each other, you know, before playing in
Speaker 3: just a couple of weeks. You know, Round one is
Speaker 3: getting nearer and nearer, and one last Game is getting
Speaker 3: nearer and nearer as well. This weekend. Then, for a
Speaker 3: lot of the players who we met on the show
Speaker 3: last week, so many great characters in this team, this
Speaker 3: would have been the first weekend for a lot of
Speaker 3: them to start doing some training. For some people, maybe
Speaker 3: too late. We're find out in a couple of weeks time.
Speaker 3: It's not about that. But anyway, let's hear how they're
Speaker 3: been getting on training this weekend. First of all, let's
Speaker 3: go to Mattie Steele. Mattie Steele by day, a digital marketeer,
Speaker 3: but in our team. Shotgun.
Speaker 9: Hey, Christian Shotgun here. Since we chatted last Thursday and
Speaker 9: you chuck me on the squad, I've been taking my
Speaker 9: training super seriously, setting my alarm at four am to
Speaker 9: either Tiger, waking up my entire family. I'm super excited.
Speaker 9: I'll see you there.
Speaker 3: That is brilliant good Man. Let's go to Brad Nugent
Speaker 3: now Brad Newgent business manager mornings In Masda was the
Speaker 3: guy when he was fifteen, sixteen, seventeen eighteen, kicking one
Speaker 3: hundred every single year, the goal kicking machine. We're going
Speaker 3: to need this come one last game Hollywood for.
Speaker 6: Us, Hi Christian Hollywood here, give you a quick update
Speaker 6: on the training regime. Since being included in the team,
Speaker 6: I have been doing two hundred kilometers per week on
Speaker 6: the pushbike and Shandell does have me on a very
Speaker 6: strict diet no junk food. But I also have been
Speaker 6: snagging a few goals around the local park.
Speaker 3: This is great. And the mysteriously name Shanda as well.
Speaker 3: Hollywood would have a wife called Shandale. That's Hollywood itself,
Speaker 3: isn't It's a Hollywood name for a wife. Let's go
Speaker 3: to Sledgend's daughter Matilda. Matilda told us about her dad
Speaker 3: and how he used to love Grant Spooner, how much
Speaker 3: used to love playing back in the day. She actually
Speaker 3: nominated him. Let's find out from Matilda how dad's been
Speaker 3: getting on Sledgend for us. The tourist for is Sledgend
Speaker 3: and a legend. He is sledgend.
Speaker 11: Hello, it's Matilda here. I'm going to be giving you
Speaker 11: an update on Dad's progress. So far, he's been going
Speaker 11: out and kicking the foody a lot with my brother.
Speaker 11: When he gets home, he ices pretty much every part
Speaker 11: of his body and he's limping for the next couple
Speaker 11: of days. He's been napped a lot recently, like in
Speaker 11: the afternoon, so I hope the games in the morning.
Speaker 11: I think he was scared when he found out who.
Speaker 4: Was going to be on the other team.
Speaker 3: That's great, Thank you, Matilda, I'll be scared. Last week.
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Speaker 3: Time Now to reveal another three legends to join the
Speaker 3: coach Term Brereton of the Fox Footy All Star Team,
Speaker 3: catch All, the afl W and the pre season action
Speaker 3: on Fox foot All the big shows are back Monday,
Speaker 3: the eighth of March on Channel five to four. So
Speaker 3: the team so far going up against our team of
Speaker 3: you guys for one last game they could have beens
Speaker 3: taken on the Fox Footy All Stars. In the team
Speaker 3: so far, we've got Cam Mooney, Jordan Lewis, captain by
Speaker 3: Nick Revolt, three more legends about to announce now one
Speaker 3: of them on the phone. This is gonna be too
Speaker 3: modest to go through. Here's impressive record. Let me do
Speaker 3: it for you. Probably a legend, amazing captain, lethal forward,
Speaker 3: pocket goal keeping assassin, nicknamed the Smiling Assassin and also
Speaker 3: Springboard Bulldogs Team of the Century Hall of Famer in
Speaker 3: twenty fourteen three hundred and sixty four games, a Bulldogs
Speaker 3: club record holder five hundred and fifty eight goals, six time,
Speaker 3: all Australian. Joining our team taking on one last game
Speaker 3: that could have bins is Brad john O Johnson and
Speaker 3: he's on the line now, john O. Welcome to the show.
Speaker 1: Good morning, Christian Jack. How are you guys? It sits
Speaker 1: grape jumbizo.
Speaker 3: There you go, let's just play that. Hey, thanks for
Speaker 3: taking part in this.
Speaker 1: Absolutely absolutely wrapped. I'm rapped to the I'm read to
Speaker 1: the involved because I haven't been coached by Jermy for
Speaker 1: quite some time. He coached an international bulls team I
Speaker 1: was a part of way back, so I look forward
Speaker 1: to the been under the guides of Dermi again and
Speaker 1: Nick Reewald, Cam Mooney, Jordan Lewis is some absolute stars
Speaker 1: of the stars of the game. Interesting that Nick has
Speaker 1: named himself captain. I'm not sure how that has come
Speaker 1: about that all of a sudden. There could be a
Speaker 1: bit of a bit of just some small discussion that
Speaker 1: might need to be held around around that. That will
Speaker 1: work through that.
Speaker 3: As Legends teams so Avengers assemble. There's a lot going
Speaker 3: on here, and you must be studying pretty good shape.
Speaker 3: You still look after yourself, Johnny.
Speaker 1: I still look after myself. It's something that I that
Speaker 1: I've always always had a couple of teammates that that
Speaker 1: retired and put on a little bit and then had
Speaker 1: to work extremely hard to get themselves back into into shape.
Speaker 1: Against always promise myself to stay to stay reasonably fit
Speaker 1: all day. I'm quite relaxed over the last couple of years.
Speaker 1: I've sort of just mentally relaxed a little bit with it,
Speaker 1: but still with the kids keeping in reasonable shape.
Speaker 3: Great. Okay, So who is joining you, John Who else
Speaker 3: can you this?
Speaker 9: This?
Speaker 1: This is exciting because we've got a man who played
Speaker 1: two hundred and eighty seven games for the Saints, one
Speaker 1: hundred and fifty five goals as well, but he keeps
Speaker 1: most of those from the back half of the ground,
Speaker 1: A hard running defender, and midfielder Lee Montaigne.
Speaker 3: Right now, all our team could have beens. They listen,
Speaker 3: the names keep coming.
Speaker 1: That's great. Actually, I actually enjoy going into a bit
Speaker 1: of an announcing voice. Then. I don't know how I
Speaker 1: came across very good?
Speaker 2: Were it?
Speaker 8: Well?
Speaker 3: Very professional? New shoe for you coming up on Fox
Speaker 3: the announcements you could be a CE. You could be.
Speaker 3: But they've got a good voice there.
Speaker 1: John Jonathan Brown does a great job on on Fox
Speaker 1: along with the with all the all the announcements of
Speaker 1: the shows and what's coming up and all those sort
Speaker 1: of things.
Speaker 3: But I can't do it forever.
Speaker 1: No, that's it. I don't know how we're going to
Speaker 1: go with both Joey and Nick rewot waxing on match day,
Speaker 1: but we'll work with we'll work with that and we'll
Speaker 1: Jolley with them. An absolute gun, you know, he's a
Speaker 1: two time more Australian. But the good thing about Joey
Speaker 1: he suits his team because you never picked up an opponent,
Speaker 1: which is which is perfect through his so playing at
Speaker 1: the defender, he just ran off all day. Jeordy Lewis
Speaker 1: has ran off all day, didn't worry about picking up
Speaker 1: any men. So and the most of us that are
Speaker 1: involved in the team of forwards. So I'm not sure
Speaker 1: who's going to play full back. We'll have to we'll
Speaker 1: have to work that one out at the going on.
Speaker 3: Because you're pretty confident about you don't need to really
Speaker 3: worry about that.
Speaker 1: The last time I playeds Well, Garry Morecross took mark
Speaker 1: and the entry on me. So I'm gonna I'm going
Speaker 1: to tell her that there's no way I'm going to
Speaker 1: the back half.
Speaker 3: You get flashbacks.
Speaker 1: That's nightmare, all right.
Speaker 3: So this is great so far. You've got one more
Speaker 3: name for us this morning. Who have you got, John O.
Speaker 1: I have a man who played setdred and three games
Speaker 1: for the Hawks, two hundred and eighty two goals. He
Speaker 1: was the ultimate decoy forward for Jason Dunstall. Bennie Dixon
Speaker 1: is in the lineup as well.
Speaker 3: Great announcing again, by the way, John Iman, you're two
Speaker 3: from two this morning on the show.
Speaker 1: I love it absolutely having a ball that you could
Speaker 1: think about. Benny Dixon. I'm not sure whether you've seen it,
Speaker 1: but he can kick a clutch goal. Now if the
Speaker 1: score is a level at the end and we need
Speaker 1: one man to kick us the winner. I'm throwing the
Speaker 1: ball to Bennie Dixon. I'll get Nick Reenwallders, our captain,
Speaker 1: to throw the ball to to Bennie Dixon because I
Speaker 1: don't know whether you've seen it, but he kicked the
Speaker 1: clutch goal after the siren against Carl at the MCG
Speaker 1: There was fifteen guys on the mark trying to put
Speaker 1: him off. He is as calm as they come and
Speaker 1: he just slotted it straight through the middle forty five
Speaker 1: degree angle about forty meters out.
Speaker 3: So he thought that through that if the scores are level,
Speaker 3: you've got a strategy at the level definitely.
Speaker 1: If it's going to a kickoff after the siren and
Speaker 1: there's no way I'm doing it because I'm too after
Speaker 1: the siren in my career. I'm throwing to straight to
Speaker 1: Anny Dixon, who who's proven that he can do it,
Speaker 1: so there's no doubt whatsoever that the ball will be
Speaker 1: in his hand.
Speaker 3: This is incredible. So six of the nine have been
Speaker 3: announced Jack, So so far, what's the turn of the
Speaker 3: tap for all of these legends?
Speaker 5: So from the team so far we have fifteen all
Speaker 5: Australian entries, seven premierships and a total of one thy
Speaker 5: eight hundred and seventeen goals. Our could have Ben's team.
Speaker 5: At the moment. All we can really go in the
Speaker 5: way of stats is six total knee reconstructions for dictated shoulders.
Speaker 3: When we're not going to take it.
Speaker 1: But I've taken this lightly. I'm telling you that your
Speaker 1: opposition then that'll absolutely steamrolling you, especially when you've got
Speaker 1: someone like the steam training. There is a six or
Speaker 1: three hundred and thirty kilos and he's not getting off
Speaker 1: the line, so I know it nine is meant to
Speaker 1: be non contact, but he's not slowing down. So we've
Speaker 1: got to be prepared for everything.
Speaker 3: This is great, John, know you're just a man to
Speaker 3: having the team and you're going to give these lads
Speaker 3: and all their families are going to be coming down
Speaker 3: to watch this in a couple of weeks time and amazing.
Speaker 3: We really wanted to do one last game to give
Speaker 3: them an amazing experience of one last game, and I
Speaker 3: love the enthusiasm for it. The announcements were great as well.
Speaker 3: I think when we announced the last three, you should
Speaker 3: come back on to announce.
Speaker 1: Then that's no worries at all. I want to give
Speaker 1: my best voiceover voice.
Speaker 3: We'll go John O for now. Thank you very much
Speaker 3: for joining the team. We appreciate it lovely the chat
Speaker 3: chie Legend.
Speaker 1: Thanks Christian, Thanks Jackson, you guys.
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