WEBVTT - FULL: Mosh Now! 0:00:02.920 --> 0:00:05.520 Good morning, It's. 0:00:05.400 --> 0:00:08.600 A Christian a CoML show podcast. 0:00:08.480 --> 0:00:12.080 Eyteam, Good morning, Jack Posts, Good morning guys, coome on in, Patrina. 0:00:11.760 --> 0:00:13.320 Jones, Good morning Christian. 0:00:13.800 --> 0:00:16.840 What a lovely time we all had Friday afternoon in 0:00:16.880 --> 0:00:18.640 the pub. It was so nice. The whole team went 0:00:18.640 --> 0:00:22.360 out Friday afternoon because one of us is leaving. Jamie 0:00:22.400 --> 0:00:27.200 does all our videoing. Videographer, yep, videographer is going. He 0:00:27.360 --> 0:00:29.560 leaves Wednesday. Don't know why you need to know he 0:00:29.640 --> 0:00:31.720 leaves wednesdays in case and if you want to light 0:00:31.720 --> 0:00:34.440 a handle on Wednesday. But he's going Wednesday, Okay, heading 0:00:34.520 --> 0:00:38.080 up to gold Ghosts Noo, sir. And he's a lovely guy. 0:00:38.120 --> 0:00:40.400 He's in brilliant, brilliant, brilliant for us, we're all sad 0:00:40.400 --> 0:00:42.360 he's going. So anyway, Friday, we went to the pub 0:00:42.360 --> 0:00:45.239 down the road. And as always, when you go out 0:00:45.240 --> 0:00:48.800 with teammates, whatever industry you work in, you find out 0:00:48.880 --> 0:00:51.920 you see people in a different way when they're in 0:00:52.120 --> 0:00:52.720 the wild. 0:00:53.120 --> 0:00:55.640 It doesn't take long as well, does it. Everybody You 0:00:55.680 --> 0:00:58.160 first sit down, everybody orders to drink, has a little sip, 0:00:58.280 --> 0:01:01.480 You look through the menu. Then minutes later you're revealing 0:01:01.480 --> 0:01:03.480 stuff about yourself that you thought you never would. 0:01:03.400 --> 0:01:07.160 Just talk about that menu. So we all there was 0:01:07.200 --> 0:01:10.399 stay like six of us, six of us there, okay, 0:01:10.800 --> 0:01:13.800 looking at that menu. It's lunch time. We've gone out 0:01:13.840 --> 0:01:16.840 for lunch, a team bonding event, to say goodbye to 0:01:16.920 --> 0:01:21.039 a team member. There's no Iron Team. Jack gets up 0:01:21.200 --> 0:01:24.360 by himself to order his own food. The rest of 0:01:24.440 --> 0:01:26.360 us order food together. 0:01:29.600 --> 0:01:30.440 I was very hungry. 0:01:30.480 --> 0:01:33.919 Like you said, you know, people revealed a different nature 0:01:33.920 --> 0:01:36.360 to them. I was very you didn't even do that thing, going, hey, 0:01:36.400 --> 0:01:38.600 does anyone else want me to do? I can order 0:01:38.640 --> 0:01:40.920 or any of that. The next person got up did 0:01:41.000 --> 0:01:44.399 say that thesman does have there is an Iron Team. 0:01:44.480 --> 0:01:47.600 I thought I did some kind of like I'm going 0:01:47.640 --> 0:01:49.000 to order, So Pansy. 0:01:48.760 --> 0:01:49.280 Did you hear that? 0:01:49.720 --> 0:01:54.080 But I'm surprised that you're surprised by his behavior on Friday, 0:01:54.280 --> 0:01:54.720 I get. 0:01:54.640 --> 0:01:57.360 Some a romantic ortomist. I just want people just to 0:01:57.840 --> 0:02:00.240 you know, be nice to each other. This was at 0:02:00.240 --> 0:02:02.760 the start of a team bonding event. That was That 0:02:02.880 --> 0:02:03.960 was the incredible thing for me. 0:02:04.200 --> 0:02:06.320 It's never called team bonding to me. I was never 0:02:06.360 --> 0:02:08.400 sold in as a bonding but it's a given. 0:02:09.400 --> 0:02:11.120 Well, we have to flag it up with you. Hey, 0:02:11.120 --> 0:02:13.119 this will be a team bonding thing, so just try 0:02:13.160 --> 0:02:14.200 and Actually what I. 0:02:14.160 --> 0:02:17.239 Did was still a positive thing for the team. And 0:02:17.280 --> 0:02:20.040 I'll tell you why. Sometimes at those kind of events, 0:02:20.120 --> 0:02:22.160 people don't really know when to make the move. 0:02:22.440 --> 0:02:24.040 Who's going to be the leader of the table. 0:02:24.200 --> 0:02:26.320 So everybody sits around. Before you know, it's three o'clock, 0:02:26.360 --> 0:02:27.760 everyone's hungry and they're in a crank. 0:02:27.800 --> 0:02:28.880 We've been there five minutes. 0:02:29.400 --> 0:02:32.320 So the team needed a leader to go like, I'm 0:02:32.320 --> 0:02:33.320 going to break the glass. 0:02:33.360 --> 0:02:34.800 Here. There's a book. I'm going to buy it for you. 0:02:34.800 --> 0:02:38.600 It's called Leaders Eat Lasts by Simon Sinek. It's actually 0:02:38.600 --> 0:02:39.840 called leaders Eat Lasts. 0:02:39.840 --> 0:02:42.200 All right, Well, then maybe I'm like the vice captain, 0:02:42.360 --> 0:02:45.720 so I'm not the real leader. But somebody had a step. 0:02:45.680 --> 0:02:49.280 And go first and order for themselves. And then were 0:02:49.320 --> 0:02:50.640 you there, Patsai? I don't know if you've got on 0:02:50.680 --> 0:02:51.920 when his mum came to pick him. 0:02:51.880 --> 0:02:54.320 Up, no way. 0:02:54.880 --> 0:02:58.040 Suddenly one of the bar staff came over right and 0:02:58.120 --> 0:03:03.760 went for somebody at the anchor. That's hilarious. He's obviously 0:03:03.840 --> 0:03:06.079 dialed up the tesla or something and his wife to 0:03:06.120 --> 0:03:08.000 come and get him out of trouble. He'd had one 0:03:08.040 --> 0:03:11.080 point two beers. The point two beer he'd been pushing 0:03:11.120 --> 0:03:13.440 around the table from about an hour and a half 0:03:13.520 --> 0:03:18.560 rubbing his chicken bloated. 0:03:20.360 --> 0:03:22.440 The yank's phone had run out of battery, so that's 0:03:22.440 --> 0:03:24.920 why she told the bas she wanted to come in 0:03:24.960 --> 0:03:27.040 the back. They wouldn't let the dog in, so she 0:03:27.120 --> 0:03:30.320 had to stand the street and she said, a bar 0:03:30.440 --> 0:03:31.080 stuff into. 0:03:31.120 --> 0:03:33.040 There's always a story with you too. And then you 0:03:33.080 --> 0:03:36.000 were like, they said, no the manager, Did I get right? 0:03:36.040 --> 0:03:39.280 They said, the manager doesn't like dogs. It wasn't one 0:03:39.280 --> 0:03:41.240 of those who can't get and the manager doesn't like dogs. 0:03:41.240 --> 0:03:44.120 He went, what about the side gate? Side gate means 0:03:44.120 --> 0:03:46.280 the same rule as the whole place, So there's no dogs. 0:03:46.280 --> 0:03:48.840 There's no dogs. The problem wasn't it can't come in 0:03:48.880 --> 0:03:51.760 that door. It can come through a side gate. And 0:03:51.800 --> 0:03:54.000 then obviously you just had enough. You weren't going to 0:03:54.040 --> 0:03:55.960 go home now because of the no dog rull. 0:03:56.080 --> 0:03:58.120 Well, I can't just leave Biancher and Luder out the 0:03:58.120 --> 0:03:59.200 front waiting for me. 0:03:59.640 --> 0:04:01.760 We I had a really really good time. I left 0:04:01.800 --> 0:04:03.720 at the right time. See I left at five. And 0:04:03.760 --> 0:04:06.960 then the younger team members, you know, Champagne, Charlie, Tom 0:04:07.040 --> 0:04:10.560 and Rio and Jamie that they were at that point 0:04:10.560 --> 0:04:11.920 where they were ordering. 0:04:11.680 --> 0:04:14.560 Shots, and I was like, wow, you gotta get away from. 0:04:14.480 --> 0:04:16.599 No business here, No business here, too old for shots. 0:04:16.960 --> 0:04:19.400 The Christian O'Connell show podcast. 0:04:19.720 --> 0:04:20.960 One of the things we did do in the pub, 0:04:20.960 --> 0:04:22.600 and I love doing this, is we went around the 0:04:22.839 --> 0:04:24.839 little group that was there on Friday afternoon went for 0:04:25.080 --> 0:04:27.359 team drinks and with the other thing where you have 0:04:27.560 --> 0:04:29.960 to imagine it's your last meal you're ever going to eat, 0:04:30.320 --> 0:04:33.240 and so you have your starters, your mans and your puddings. 0:04:33.400 --> 0:04:34.960 I do you remember, I don't know watch which team 0:04:35.040 --> 0:04:36.320 member it is, but I made a note of it 0:04:36.360 --> 0:04:38.760 because I was so surprised that someone would go simply 0:04:38.760 --> 0:04:44.359 for the humble knockie. You remember any meal, you know, 0:04:44.400 --> 0:04:46.200 and we were The most common dish was it was 0:04:46.240 --> 0:04:48.320 a beautiful steak, wasn't it? And people were talking about 0:04:48.320 --> 0:04:51.000 the sauces and the sides and what kind of state 0:04:51.040 --> 0:04:53.640 with it, a sirloin or a tea bow and all that, 0:04:53.720 --> 0:04:56.680 and then the simple simpleness of just a nookie. 0:04:56.800 --> 0:04:58.560 Do you remember? That was a second choice as well, 0:04:58.600 --> 0:05:01.919 because everyone piled on her first choice, which was salmon. 0:05:03.080 --> 0:05:05.279 I mean, seven is great when we want to feel healthy, 0:05:05.400 --> 0:05:08.800 Like salmon is a good meal. But your last meal last. 0:05:08.760 --> 0:05:11.280 And you're going to be healthy, can have the most 0:05:11.400 --> 0:05:13.680 unhealthy meal in the world. You don't need to worry 0:05:13.680 --> 0:05:16.440 about the carbs, the calories and what about emlyin now? 0:05:16.440 --> 0:05:21.000 Emminine is sugar free, vegan, isn't he and free. 0:05:20.839 --> 0:05:21.760 And keto. 0:05:23.040 --> 0:05:31.240 All of them. He all he wanted was some roasted colieflower, right, 0:05:31.279 --> 0:05:35.560 and he said, he said last week, you want with 0:05:35.720 --> 0:05:38.320 a load of beers in the sun, is a big 0:05:38.320 --> 0:05:42.279 old steaming plate of roasted coulieflower. Image the last meal 0:05:42.360 --> 0:05:46.159 on earth, roasted coulieflower. He can have all the sugary foods. 0:05:46.160 --> 0:05:48.760 He's the Niners body for the last twenty years. He's 0:05:48.800 --> 0:05:53.520 going for a roasted coulieflower. Anyway. The next day, Saturday morning, 0:05:53.560 --> 0:05:56.400 woke up a bit dusty, and I'm sure everyone else did, 0:05:56.400 --> 0:05:59.200 but Linda, we went to see some art. 0:06:00.160 --> 0:06:01.880 Oh where'd you go to the National Gallery? 0:06:02.000 --> 0:06:06.960 Yes, in GV brilliant place. Well, we went when we moved, obviously, 0:06:07.000 --> 0:06:09.400 because we're concerned about, you know, just keeping that culture 0:06:09.400 --> 0:06:12.000 topped up in ourselves. Uh. And it was time for 0:06:12.120 --> 0:06:14.440 on the top up at the weekend, and he is 0:06:14.520 --> 0:06:15.760 a brilliant museum. 0:06:15.839 --> 0:06:17.160 And how does it go with the hangover? 0:06:17.960 --> 0:06:20.280 It's nice actually because it's quiet in there. Yes, it's 0:06:20.400 --> 0:06:23.200 very quiet. They've got nice cold air conditioning. There's this 0:06:23.360 --> 0:06:25.240 amaz as soon as you go in. There's an amazing 0:06:25.320 --> 0:06:28.560 kind of three D I don't even know what you 0:06:28.600 --> 0:06:31.880 called it. And it's like calling an art installation. Yeah, 0:06:31.920 --> 0:06:33.720 and there's also, by the way, if you love your 0:06:33.720 --> 0:06:36.120 oldest sort classic painters, there's some there's actually at the 0:06:36.120 --> 0:06:39.440 moment there's some Moonais, some Chazan's. You're looking at me 0:06:39.480 --> 0:06:42.440 now like it's a takeaway order. Who was a knock 0:06:42.480 --> 0:06:47.480 in the roasty cotfowl? Did Jack literally just zoned out? There? 0:06:47.880 --> 0:06:52.160 Was he talking about? Is he okay? Is he co? 0:06:52.279 --> 0:06:53.080 Does it safe work? 0:06:53.240 --> 0:06:56.080 I like how actually the National Gallery has made it 0:06:56.200 --> 0:06:59.440 more friendly for people like me who maybe can't appreciate 0:06:59.520 --> 0:07:02.680 old dull art in its traditional form. Did you go 0:07:02.680 --> 0:07:04.919 into that room where they've got all the old portraits 0:07:04.920 --> 0:07:07.200 on the walls, but then they make to like a 0:07:07.279 --> 0:07:07.720 light show. 0:07:08.000 --> 0:07:10.800 That was my favorite bit. Sit there and it all 0:07:10.840 --> 0:07:12.600 goes dark, and then that you can be in there 0:07:12.600 --> 0:07:15.280 like twenty minutes. It was. It was amazing. However, I 0:07:15.280 --> 0:07:17.520 think if we're all honest, unless you really know about 0:07:17.520 --> 0:07:19.440 your art, right, there was a lot of stuff in 0:07:19.480 --> 0:07:21.640 there where you know, you sort of walk after after 0:07:21.640 --> 0:07:23.640 an hour you pick up your pace, don't you in 0:07:23.640 --> 0:07:26.760 a museum and you just start marching through rooms? Yeah, 0:07:28.400 --> 0:07:35.320 John and I again, everybody, I know it's cooled out. 0:07:36.160 --> 0:07:38.240 The first room you go into is always where you 0:07:38.280 --> 0:07:41.520 give it the most carey. You read everybody's bio. 0:07:41.360 --> 0:07:45.640 You read hang on, and then then later on you're thinking, 0:07:46.000 --> 0:07:47.720 you do you count to ten seconds? You here, you 0:07:47.760 --> 0:07:51.320 don't look at completely philistine. I can't just look at 0:07:51.320 --> 0:07:57.120 this and go, oh crap, get in here. It was 0:07:57.160 --> 0:07:59.600 just a competition. This is like one of us. There's 0:07:59.600 --> 0:08:02.000 now I could put that up there and you can't 0:08:02.080 --> 0:08:03.800 hate because you don't look ignorant. 0:08:03.480 --> 0:08:03.720 Do you. 0:08:03.760 --> 0:08:06.320 But by the last room that's marching through. 0:08:07.720 --> 0:08:10.480 Shop, I just want to buy some rubbers a ruler. 0:08:12.360 --> 0:08:17.160 The Christian O'Connell show podcast. 0:08:21.800 --> 0:08:24.160 Time from Lake's La Party, which is the home of 0:08:24.200 --> 0:08:27.040 all your emails. She can email us about absolutely anything, 0:08:27.240 --> 0:08:29.880 might be something you've heard us talking about previous shows. 0:08:30.160 --> 0:08:32.040 No topic we have on the show has ever Left 0:08:32.040 --> 0:08:35.000 Completely Dead? We got a Tim Christian. I was catching 0:08:35.040 --> 0:08:37.199 up with some podcasts. Listen to you guys talk about 0:08:37.280 --> 0:08:41.360 driving lessons and instructors. I had this amazing drive instructor. 0:08:41.679 --> 0:08:45.319 She was basically like a biker chick called June Chain smoke, 0:08:45.360 --> 0:08:48.560 and she'd smoke throughout the whole lesson. Right. Sometimes we'd 0:08:48.559 --> 0:08:53.400 listen to Black Sabbath. Listen, she sound amazing. Always taught me. 0:08:54.000 --> 0:08:57.480 After three or four lessons with biker June, She's started 0:08:57.480 --> 0:09:00.199 to get really comfortable. It was clear that sometimes you'd 0:09:00.280 --> 0:09:02.160 have a terrible hangover if you picked up if she 0:09:02.240 --> 0:09:04.400 picked me up in the morning, and she would casually 0:09:04.480 --> 0:09:07.600 fall asleep for at least twenty minutes of the lesson 0:09:07.840 --> 0:09:11.400 and I just drive around not knowing what to do. 0:09:12.640 --> 0:09:15.440 Isn't that great? I love it? Not wanting to wake 0:09:15.520 --> 0:09:18.440 up during it. She get yelled at with Sabbath playing. 0:09:19.120 --> 0:09:21.199 I don't know anyone can fwall a seat the Black Sabbath. 0:09:21.840 --> 0:09:27.240 That's from Tim Christian listening to Friday Show. I worked 0:09:27.360 --> 0:09:31.240 backstage on Lame as Arab for a bit in London 0:09:31.240 --> 0:09:34.360 at Covent Garden and also when it was here in Melbourne. Now, 0:09:34.360 --> 0:09:36.920 if you're wondering why on earth were they talking about 0:09:36.960 --> 0:09:40.040 Lama's rab on Friday, show Jack, you fill in the 0:09:40.040 --> 0:09:41.360 gaps here will you? 0:09:41.400 --> 0:09:44.040 Asked for an anthem for our footy players who are 0:09:44.040 --> 0:09:47.199 going to take part in one last game. There guys 0:09:47.200 --> 0:09:49.640 who could have made the AFL, but for whatever original 0:09:49.800 --> 0:09:52.160 injury got in the way. So I gave them an 0:09:52.280 --> 0:09:55.880 anthem to the tune of one day More from Lamias. 0:09:56.480 --> 0:10:01.080 This is so great, right honestly. Joel Selward, Joel Shelward 0:10:01.080 --> 0:10:05.120 from the Cats, actually put a comment on Instagram under 0:10:05.120 --> 0:10:06.400 this saying how much he loved it. 0:10:06.440 --> 0:10:08.120 I was buzzing from that, and now he follows me 0:10:08.160 --> 0:10:09.040 on Instagram as well. 0:10:09.080 --> 0:10:11.040 I saw message wing on over the weekend. He played 0:10:11.040 --> 0:10:13.520 it to his wife the next day. Download the podcast. 0:10:13.760 --> 0:10:18.079 He played to his wife twice. The idea of Joel 0:10:18.200 --> 0:10:20.880 Selwood and Missus Selwood in the cast singing along to 0:10:20.920 --> 0:10:23.199 this is amazing. Anyway, here's a bit of it. 0:10:23.400 --> 0:10:27.679 One more mark, one Marching. 0:10:29.679 --> 0:10:36.199 One Dame. I've genuinely been listening to her over the 0:10:36.280 --> 0:10:39.520 weekend myself. We play it again this morning in full. Anyway, 0:10:39.559 --> 0:10:43.840 A man here here Alex walked on the stage production 0:10:43.920 --> 0:10:45.880 in coving gone in London and here in Melbourne. Want 0:10:45.920 --> 0:10:50.160 to say huge congratulations to Jack for attempting it, but 0:10:50.520 --> 0:10:53.280 says he can hook us up with some actual opera singers. 0:10:53.600 --> 0:10:55.920 You've already done this. You were talking to Vic Opera. 0:10:56.120 --> 0:10:58.920 Yeah, I would the sooner. I can swap my voice 0:10:58.960 --> 0:11:00.680 out of that and put a real voice on it. 0:11:01.160 --> 0:11:04.000 That has got heart and sould. Okay, I'll tell you 0:11:04.080 --> 0:11:05.440 what they should have got you to do that before 0:11:05.520 --> 0:11:07.400 the final of the Australian Open yesterday? 0:11:08.000 --> 0:11:09.199 What was that? 0:11:10.480 --> 0:11:13.520 I mean, you're on the global platform with your open 0:11:13.960 --> 0:11:17.520 the world is watching right and this gets put on? Sorry? 0:11:17.840 --> 0:11:18.000 Laugh? 0:11:18.120 --> 0:11:18.840 How's to Kits? 0:11:19.080 --> 0:11:21.199 THEATA show? I mean, bless them. 0:11:21.360 --> 0:11:23.559 They look like they just got the medal of the audience. 0:11:25.200 --> 0:11:26.839 If they came out today and said they've done that, 0:11:26.920 --> 0:11:29.679 we got well fair enough, all right, fair enough, but 0:11:29.840 --> 0:11:33.160 just to find on the Australian Omen don't do anything rather. 0:11:33.080 --> 0:11:33.959 Than what is this? 0:11:34.679 --> 0:11:35.560 Sorry you last? 0:11:35.640 --> 0:11:36.320 How's to Kits? 0:11:36.480 --> 0:11:39.240 Not exactly thrilled to be inside to gorgeous day? 0:11:39.520 --> 0:11:41.160 So I told him we'd only have a half day 0:11:41.200 --> 0:11:43.559 this morning, and they were quite pleased until I told 0:11:43.600 --> 0:11:44.920 him we'd have the other half. 0:11:44.800 --> 0:11:49.600 In the afternoon. Tell the water sweather that you've ever 0:11:49.760 --> 0:11:53.360 heard of. No, thank you mate, someone cold meat loaf. 0:11:53.920 --> 0:11:57.800 Someone got me Christian. I didn't get to speak to 0:11:57.840 --> 0:12:00.520 you Friday. Thought you were telling me about bad bay. Yes, 0:12:00.559 --> 0:12:02.040 we did do a phone in call. Baby did a 0:12:02.080 --> 0:12:06.400 bad thing and he to tell me about my baby 0:12:06.520 --> 0:12:08.839 son concussion. He gave me concussion when he about six 0:12:09.000 --> 0:12:11.800 months old. He was only just a little kid. I 0:12:11.880 --> 0:12:14.120 was changing his napp He grabbed a solid wooden toy 0:12:14.200 --> 0:12:16.520 from the shelf of Bubba's head and cracked me between 0:12:16.559 --> 0:12:19.640 the eyes with it. I've seen how residant dogs. I'd 0:12:19.720 --> 0:12:22.719 go for doctors. The doctor said, how do you get this, 0:12:22.920 --> 0:12:25.640 I say, the baby did it. I'd a bruised and 0:12:25.720 --> 0:12:29.360 swollen nose for about three weeks after that. That's from 0:12:29.640 --> 0:12:31.960 Erin Christian. My name is cam and here's the story 0:12:32.000 --> 0:12:33.800 of what I did when I was a bad baby. 0:12:34.880 --> 0:12:35.120 Three. 0:12:36.520 --> 0:12:40.720 The legend goes legend. The legend go, Mum was putting 0:12:40.760 --> 0:12:43.480 me down to sleep when I was about eighteen months old. 0:12:43.840 --> 0:12:46.680 This is key, hang on to it now in this story. 0:12:46.880 --> 0:12:50.079 The legend, sorry, this is he's eighteen months old. I 0:12:50.320 --> 0:12:54.679 told her no more sleeps. Mum, Patsy, do you remember 0:12:54.720 --> 0:12:57.400 what Ordie was saying at eighteen months? They're not forming 0:12:57.520 --> 0:12:59.199 sentences on what she really was. 0:12:59.320 --> 0:13:02.079 To be honest, she almost came out of the womb talking. 0:13:02.240 --> 0:13:08.400 She just talked me talking. She was talking at eighteen months. 0:13:08.960 --> 0:13:12.440 She say she counter ten. At eighteen months, it's scared 0:13:12.440 --> 0:13:16.080 of the baby came out the wom go well, counting 0:13:16.120 --> 0:13:23.920 down ten, just counting down to something anyway, No more sleeps, mom. 0:13:24.080 --> 0:13:26.719 Mom didn't like this because she actually got jobs done 0:13:26.720 --> 0:13:28.480 around the house when I went for my nap, But 0:13:28.520 --> 0:13:30.199 I told her I didn't want any more sleeps. Mom. 0:13:31.040 --> 0:13:33.199 She doesn't put me to bed anyway. I decided the 0:13:33.240 --> 0:13:36.320 only reasonable course of action was to defecate in my nappy. Again, 0:13:36.360 --> 0:13:41.360 you're remembering all this. Eighteen months old came out of 0:13:41.360 --> 0:13:44.679 the womb saying defecation. I took off the nappy then 0:13:44.720 --> 0:13:49.600 then rubbed poo into the walls. Car Oh yu, listen, 0:13:50.320 --> 0:13:53.520 you begged me to do this as a phoney. This 0:13:53.720 --> 0:13:57.480 is our new postman, okay, and we all up to 0:13:57.520 --> 0:14:00.319 speed now with the rubbed in squished in on a 0:14:00.400 --> 0:14:02.400 can't put in a wall. My mum came to see 0:14:02.480 --> 0:14:07.599 me and all I said again was altogether. Now the 0:14:07.760 --> 0:14:11.280 final line here is chilling from Cameron. I was a 0:14:11.400 --> 0:14:14.599 psychopath as a baby Christian. We'll leave it there for 0:14:14.720 --> 0:14:15.880 that Cameron. 0:14:19.240 --> 0:14:23.800 Christian Christian O'Connell show podcast. 0:14:24.040 --> 0:14:25.840 How was your road trip this weekend? Chat? 0:14:26.120 --> 0:14:28.800 Yeah, it's really nice. Actually we went up to Castlemaine 0:14:28.840 --> 0:14:32.320 in Regional Victoria. Beautiful spot. I've got a road trip 0:14:32.400 --> 0:14:35.920 hack for everybody that I invented actually on the weekend. 0:14:36.040 --> 0:14:36.760 Oh wow, shoes. 0:14:37.200 --> 0:14:39.920 So when I love to go to sleep as the 0:14:39.920 --> 0:14:41.400 passenger in the car and the road trip. 0:14:43.240 --> 0:14:46.880 My wife is a terrible passenger, so but when we 0:14:46.960 --> 0:14:48.920 go anywhere on long trip, she would do the drive. 0:14:48.960 --> 0:14:50.680 It just works that way, right, and then I get 0:14:50.720 --> 0:14:53.200 to sleep, don't you find you go very quickly to 0:14:53.360 --> 0:14:56.560 try to nuts into a very blissful sleep. It's been 0:14:56.560 --> 0:14:59.000 a baby when we used to drive the kids around 0:14:59.040 --> 0:15:01.480 sometimes even one or two in the morning, because they 0:15:01.480 --> 0:15:04.160 would go to sleep effortlessly, and he try and keep 0:15:04.200 --> 0:15:06.640 the cargoing just that little bit of red lights otherwise 0:15:06.760 --> 0:15:09.120 they'd wake up. But I actually had a business idea, 0:15:09.160 --> 0:15:11.440 do it is going for people who are insomniacs. I 0:15:11.600 --> 0:15:14.320 was going to hire a coach and a driver and 0:15:14.440 --> 0:15:16.400 he would go around picking up people who won't go to. 0:15:16.440 --> 0:15:18.640 Sleep and just drive slowly around the sub round for 0:15:18.720 --> 0:15:19.120 eight hour. 0:15:19.160 --> 0:15:20.920 Let's just drive. Well, they all slept. 0:15:21.000 --> 0:15:23.760 Yeah, there's something really movie sleep. 0:15:24.000 --> 0:15:28.120 Yes, it's the best. And you wake up and we're 0:15:28.160 --> 0:15:39.560 almost there. Drives your other half nuts snacks. That's me. 0:15:40.160 --> 0:15:44.000 I will fall asleep by the end of our road. Seriously, 0:15:44.120 --> 0:15:46.760 we're a long old drive. For my wife. I am 0:15:46.800 --> 0:15:49.360 asleep in nano seconds on a car trip, and. 0:15:49.400 --> 0:15:51.480 I'm difficult to have as the passenger because I made 0:15:51.560 --> 0:15:55.520 a rule that you can't flick radio stations because it 0:15:55.640 --> 0:15:57.480 wakes me up when I hear like this bit of 0:15:57.560 --> 0:15:58.720 silence in between. 0:16:00.240 --> 0:16:01.040 A controller. 0:16:03.200 --> 0:16:05.280 So I asked if she could just choose one before 0:16:05.280 --> 0:16:07.400 I fell asleep and then stick to it for the whole. 0:16:07.200 --> 0:16:11.160 While you were asleep. You're controlling. That is too much. Hey, 0:16:11.240 --> 0:16:11.840 watch the hack. 0:16:12.040 --> 0:16:14.600 So the hack is I love getting to sleep. I 0:16:14.680 --> 0:16:17.480 fall asleep really easily with the seat back, but my 0:16:17.680 --> 0:16:18.800 head will often lulled. 0:16:19.840 --> 0:16:22.080 Yeah, I'm always doing it. Get me to give yourself whiplash, 0:16:22.120 --> 0:16:22.400 don't you? 0:16:22.840 --> 0:16:24.480 So your head rolls off and then you have to 0:16:24.520 --> 0:16:24.920 wake up. 0:16:25.520 --> 0:16:28.200 The window must be a good look. 0:16:28.320 --> 0:16:31.040 So I got my jumper, put it around the back 0:16:31.040 --> 0:16:33.400 of the head rest and then tied it tight around 0:16:33.480 --> 0:16:36.800 my forehead, holding it all in place. So my head 0:16:36.960 --> 0:16:37.720 was tight. 0:16:38.040 --> 0:16:39.680 Stretched into a stretch you know when they take them 0:16:39.680 --> 0:16:40.360 off a footy pitch. 0:16:40.440 --> 0:16:42.040 Yeah, to keep my neck and brace to keep my 0:16:42.160 --> 0:16:44.680 neck really safe. So now my head is strapped into 0:16:44.720 --> 0:16:47.040 the head rest and it can't bubble either side. 0:16:47.360 --> 0:16:50.320 You just at the lights or driving and I looked 0:16:50.360 --> 0:16:52.840 over the car. What is she kidnapped? 0:16:53.880 --> 0:16:57.240 Is all right in the head, I said, the whole 0:16:57.280 --> 0:16:59.960 way there, you know, woke up as we were parking. 0:17:00.200 --> 0:17:00.920 It's perfect. 0:17:00.960 --> 0:17:07.200 Then just undo my head, all right. So let's see 0:17:07.240 --> 0:17:10.360 whatever road trip hacks you guys have got. I've got 0:17:10.400 --> 0:17:12.200 this app. Have you heard of this. It's a great 0:17:12.240 --> 0:17:16.240 app for long car trips where it's called sit or squat. No, 0:17:16.880 --> 0:17:18.960 it's where all the toilets are. Oh right, Oh that's 0:17:19.000 --> 0:17:20.760 a great So you either put in like right now, 0:17:20.800 --> 0:17:22.320 because there's loads of places around here, guys, if you 0:17:22.320 --> 0:17:24.240 have any good to toilet, don't worry loads of places. 0:17:24.920 --> 0:17:27.640 What's full of free times And if you want. 0:17:27.560 --> 0:17:29.280 You can just show all toilets or if you just 0:17:29.320 --> 0:17:31.160 want a number one, you can press a little bunch 0:17:31.160 --> 0:17:32.720 and just give you just for those. Or if you 0:17:32.760 --> 0:17:34.440 want to make sure there's room to go and have 0:17:34.480 --> 0:17:36.000 a sit down, it will give you that. And you 0:17:36.080 --> 0:17:37.480 can plan it on like a car trip, and it 0:17:37.480 --> 0:17:39.640 will let you know where along the white what stages 0:17:39.840 --> 0:17:42.879 there are toilets. If you've got kids, this is. 0:17:43.200 --> 0:17:45.440 Essential right And then can you rate the toilets? 0:17:46.200 --> 0:17:50.800 No short review? Short review of how it was there 0:17:51.080 --> 0:17:54.440 to bust it on like Uber, you can give it 0:17:54.480 --> 0:17:55.720 a five star rating or not. 0:17:58.960 --> 0:18:01.840 Christian Show podcast Jack. 0:18:01.720 --> 0:18:06.080 Post is another weekend inventing stuff for us to further mankind. 0:18:07.160 --> 0:18:11.280 Archimedes in the studio today with me has so and. 0:18:11.359 --> 0:18:13.639 You don't even need to buy anything to work to 0:18:13.720 --> 0:18:16.240 make this work. You just use a simple jumper that it's. 0:18:16.240 --> 0:18:19.840 Working with James Dyson. When do you sleep, of course, 0:18:19.960 --> 0:18:21.920 in the car with your head strapped to the head rest. 0:18:22.200 --> 0:18:25.400 Yeah, I don't like how when the seat is laid back, 0:18:25.600 --> 0:18:28.000 my head bobbles from side to side on the headrest 0:18:28.040 --> 0:18:30.560 as I'm sleeping, keeps waking me up. So tired jumper 0:18:30.560 --> 0:18:32.960 around the back of the head rest and then tighten 0:18:33.040 --> 0:18:34.480 and tight around my forehead. 0:18:34.880 --> 0:18:36.560 Jack's driving the car he's talking about as well. This 0:18:36.680 --> 0:18:39.280 we're all crystal clear with that Tesla. She's got sleep mode. 0:18:40.040 --> 0:18:43.000 Locks your head into play that annimal lecter. Oh yeah 0:18:43.040 --> 0:18:45.880 it is actually but a kind and gentle to one. 0:18:45.840 --> 0:18:47.200 Isn't it you with a nice jump up bit of 0:18:47.240 --> 0:18:47.960 a wood and a critic. 0:18:48.080 --> 0:18:49.840 I would I have never done it, but I would 0:18:49.840 --> 0:18:51.480 love to try it on an aeroplane as well, because 0:18:51.560 --> 0:18:53.560 I get the same problem on an aeroplane where my 0:18:53.640 --> 0:18:55.639 head bubbles from side to side and I keep waking up. 0:18:55.760 --> 0:18:57.160 It's good that you've got some life goals this year, 0:18:57.240 --> 0:18:59.800 you know something. Hopefully when we can help you check off. 0:19:01.480 --> 0:19:04.119