Speaker 1: Come on.
Speaker 2: Stretched out ladies.
Speaker 1: Hello, we are feeling tired. How are you feeling? Hud
Speaker 1: years old? Why is that? I feel so? We had
Speaker 1: the Big Life on.
Speaker 3: Cut podcast Live to a show in Adelaide last night.
Speaker 3: Mitch was the MC and it was It was sell out.
Speaker 3: It was amazing, It was epic. But the adrenaline is
Speaker 3: so high and you're performing for so many hours and
Speaker 3: you just feel like you're on that. The second you
Speaker 3: walk home and get into bed, you feel like you're hungover.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, I mean last night was our very so
Speaker 4: it was our very first show out of seven shows,
Speaker 4: and I don't this morning.
Speaker 1: I have never felt so old in my entire life.
Speaker 4: I was like, oh, I feel like I have a
Speaker 4: wretched hangover, except I.
Speaker 1: Was barely drinking.
Speaker 4: This is truly just like that massive adrenaline like dump
Speaker 4: after you've had what was the best night of your life,
Speaker 4: and then you're like, there was anything ever going to
Speaker 4: meet up to my expectation?
Speaker 2: Oh my god. You know, I knew it was so
Speaker 2: bad because when I left the hotel, I completely didn't
Speaker 2: even get my free hot breakfast, and normally that's my
Speaker 2: favorite thing about staying in a hotel. I just belined
Speaker 2: it for the taxi I might naturally, I know.
Speaker 3: The funniest part is that we we for some reason,
Speaker 3: Laura and I thought that you had to get back
Speaker 3: before us, Mitch, so we booked you on the six
Speaker 3: am flight, so you had to get up before him,
Speaker 3: and we had a nice.
Speaker 1: Sleepit and we wanted off to the air.
Speaker 2: I was on a red eye for God's sake, Mitch.
Speaker 4: I'm so sorry. Honestly, that was my mistake. And I
Speaker 4: feeled a four hours sleep today.
Speaker 1: So for no reason, Yeah.
Speaker 2: It's gonna be a wild show. Actually, I think we
Speaker 2: should spill. Why don't we. Let's play some songs that
Speaker 2: start to pick up, But we should spill because some
Speaker 2: stuff happened backstage before before we went live that actually
Speaker 2: almost made brit not make the debut live show.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it was a close call, wasn't I almost? Mitch?
Speaker 1: You almost had to step in for me and do
Speaker 1: the show.
Speaker 2: With Laura brown Wig on standby, Didn't I? Laura ready
Speaker 2: to talk about my dog and my boyfriend in Scotland.
Speaker 2: I was ready to be britt touch and go all right.
Speaker 3: On a more serious note, we've got the man himself,
Speaker 3: Kyle Sandalans.
Speaker 1: He's going to be joining us today.
Speaker 3: He's doing the rounds at the moment for the Australian
Speaker 3: Idol auditions and he's going to some like really small
Speaker 3: country places to find the best of the best.
Speaker 1: He's going to come on and spill.
Speaker 2: The day or get Kyle on the way, let's start
Speaker 2: the pickup.
Speaker 3: So we did our very first live Uncut Podcast live
Speaker 3: show tour last night in Adelaide's the first of seven
Speaker 3: shows around the country.
Speaker 1: It was a blast. It went off without a hitch
Speaker 1: on the stage. Oh my god.
Speaker 3: It was just like a series of unfortunate events before
Speaker 3: the show, and I think that's the stuff. That's the
Speaker 3: funny is You're like, I can't believe we actually got
Speaker 3: through that night.
Speaker 4: Well, I feel like brit it's one of those moments
Speaker 4: where you're like, the show must go on. Adelaide absolutely
Speaker 4: sent it. The audience was amazing. The show itself was
Speaker 4: so much fun, but there were a few things that
Speaker 4: happened that made us both go, I wonder if this
Speaker 4: is actually going to come you know, if this is
Speaker 4: the right way to kick off what was supposed to
Speaker 4: be a monumental life tour.
Speaker 3: Well, I Okay, I'm just gonna out myself here. I
Speaker 3: almost didn't make the show. There was a moment where
Speaker 3: I was about to text Mitch and say, I know
Speaker 3: you haven't practiced, but you're my stand in.
Speaker 1: Go put my little sparkly dress on because you've got
Speaker 1: to be Britney tonight. Yeah.
Speaker 3: So we thought it was a brilliant idea to order
Speaker 3: Mexican for dinner before the show, like an hour or
Speaker 3: two before, because we just wanted something in our stomach
Speaker 3: before we went on, because you're on there and drinking champagne. Anyway,
Speaker 3: we scoffed that down because we were so frantically getting ready.
Speaker 3: It did not sit well with me, Like this thing
Speaker 3: went straight through me. I was on the toilet for
Speaker 3: like an hour on and off right like you know
Speaker 3: when you're like okay, I'm good, it's done.
Speaker 2: It just kept coming and we could have find you
Speaker 2: and you're the one half of the show. And Laura
Speaker 2: comes to me and goes, oh, can you go get Britta.
Speaker 2: I don't know where she is. Can you go get
Speaker 2: brit We couldn't find britt For context, I'm opening the show,
Speaker 2: so I've got like five ten minutes of funny banter.
Speaker 2: At the start of the show. I go out, I
Speaker 2: have to start the show, and then I'm up there
Speaker 2: and brit is nowhere to be found.
Speaker 3: It's two minutes to go, and I messaged from the
Speaker 3: toilet and I was like, I'm literally on the toilet.
Speaker 1: I was like, stall, I don't know how. I don't
Speaker 1: know how this is going to end.
Speaker 4: I mean, luckily image like you up on stage. You
Speaker 4: managed to hold them off. You starved off the audience
Speaker 4: for long enough. But no, honestly, I walked in. So
Speaker 4: the show start at eight o'clock. This is now three
Speaker 4: minutes past eight. Britt is nowhere to be seated. I've
Speaker 4: gotten it to the text message that says I'm on
Speaker 4: the loo. So I've run into the toilet and I'm like, Brit,
Speaker 4: is everything okay?
Speaker 1: What are you doing? And she was like, it's a
Speaker 1: code brown people don't I'm not okay anyway.
Speaker 4: Finally, so at the same time we were supposed to
Speaker 4: be going on stage and taking on stage because it's
Speaker 4: like a nice sit down. We were taking on stage
Speaker 4: with us some glasses and a champagne bottle and we're
Speaker 4: going to pop the bottle of wine on stage. I've
Speaker 4: been running back and forth from the stage to the toilet,
Speaker 4: back to the stage, back to the toilet.
Speaker 1: Trying to keep my eye on the time. I can't
Speaker 1: training me around the toilet, and I've got the champagne
Speaker 1: bottle in my hand. Anyway we go.
Speaker 4: I also then had to carry the clicker and stuff,
Speaker 4: so at somewhere along the line, I'd pass the champagne
Speaker 4: bottle to Brit And so Britt finally, once she'd gotten
Speaker 4: herself out of the loo and we were past that
Speaker 4: one problem, we get out.
Speaker 2: And went crazy. They're finally ready to see you, guys,
Speaker 2: like they were so excited to see you, and they go,
Speaker 2: the show's going to start. There's going to be no issues.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 4: And then Britt, she is the one who pops the
Speaker 4: bottle of wine. So she gets the champagne there and
Speaker 4: she undoes it and she's like, guys, it's going to.
Speaker 1: Be a great night. Pops it.
Speaker 4: The thing explodes all over the higher couch, all over
Speaker 4: the stage, all over the notes that we have which
Speaker 4: we need to use to interview people. So we've got
Speaker 4: no prep notes on stage now, and none of this
Speaker 4: was planned. It's just I feel like it was just
Speaker 4: one series of unfortunate events. After an hour, yeah, Ritt's
Speaker 4: soaking with everyone. The Mexican shits have started hitting the crew.
Speaker 4: So you're looking backstage, going can we get some more paper?
Speaker 4: But we're all pooing, They're all poopin, We're all poopen backstage.
Speaker 2: It was a mess.
Speaker 3: Bread I got it together, right, I stop pooping. I
Speaker 3: didn't have to leave the show to poop for the
Speaker 3: rest of the show because I got.
Speaker 2: It all out.
Speaker 3: But then Sam Fisher was singing This City in the
Speaker 3: middle of the show.
Speaker 1: And there was this awkward moment. Mitch were like, he
Speaker 1: called us out, and I mean you witnessed it.
Speaker 2: Exapuriated, we were all backstage. Sam was singing his hit song,
Speaker 2: This City. Laura, Brittan I there and we're going, this
Speaker 2: is such a nice moment, and we didn't rehearse this.
Speaker 2: Sam just goes, you know what, Brittain, Laura, this is
Speaker 2: their show. Why don't you come on out on stage
Speaker 2: and you've got a bit of liquid courage in you.
Speaker 2: I mean, BRIT's got the liquid pool.
Speaker 1: They just roll as well.
Speaker 2: I have to paint the picture. They rush out on stage.
Speaker 2: Sam's got a guitar, Britain Laura put their arms around him.
Speaker 2: It looks like a scene from that Jonestown documentary when
Speaker 2: they're all about to drink kool aid and they're.
Speaker 4: All, Oh, that's so bad, bitch.
Speaker 1: Maha, and we're just swaying.
Speaker 3: And then we were like and then then I'm like,
Speaker 3: I'm so tone deaf, i cannot sing. Sam puts the
Speaker 3: mic to us. He goes, it's oh you, Britt, and
Speaker 3: I was like, and then he goes, Laura hit it,
Speaker 3: and we were like, this is the worst moment of
Speaker 3: our life, Like anyone would die to share that moment
Speaker 3: with Sam Fisher and we were like, where people gonna leave?
Speaker 2: I saw a couple.
Speaker 4: And that was the intermission and people were like, well
Speaker 4: we've had enough now.
Speaker 2: Well if you sat through that and thought, God, I'd
Speaker 2: love to be at that mess of show life up
Speaker 2: podcast dot com dot a you. It actually is a
Speaker 2: very polish show. It's very exciting. We're in Perth on Thursday.
Speaker 1: Do you know what.
Speaker 4: We have our training wheels off now, so every show
Speaker 4: is going to be smooth sailing. But speaking of things
Speaker 4: that did not go to plan, Britt, I have a
Speaker 4: bit of a bone to pick with you because this
Speaker 4: happened pre pre getting to Adelaide, but there was a
Speaker 4: very poorly timed injury and it was all your fault.
Speaker 2: Here we go, Sols, they're going to start fighting again.
Speaker 2: I witnessed this guy down and we'll do it. We'll
Speaker 2: get it to your next here at the pick.
Speaker 1: Yeah, literally, go down.
Speaker 4: We've been talking about what was a spectacular Life Uncut
Speaker 4: Live show last night. We were talking about all the
Speaker 4: things that went wrong prior to the show, because truly,
Speaker 4: I think it was a surprise to Brit myself and
Speaker 4: also to you, Mitch that the show actually went on
Speaker 4: and was as good as what it was with everything
Speaker 4: that happened prior to the show a series of unfortunate Okay,
Speaker 4: well one of them, and it's something that I have
Speaker 4: a little bones pick with you.
Speaker 1: Britt. Now you know what I'm gonna talk about. You
Speaker 1: know what's coming. We're actually doing. We were walking through
Speaker 1: the airport, now not this. Why can I.
Speaker 2: Just say, can I just set contact Laura and Britt
Speaker 2: We have a two of bus taking us around the country.
Speaker 2: That the one hour two of bus ride from the
Speaker 2: airport to the hotel was just full of this chat.
Speaker 2: So I can't believe it's coming.
Speaker 4: To show only because there's never been a sorry, there's
Speaker 4: never been any acknowledgment. There's gas lighting. That's all that
Speaker 4: happened after it. Okay, So we're walking through the airport.
Speaker 4: Britt has the most obnoxious suitcase. Like she's carrying all
Speaker 4: of our like our recording equipment though, so you give
Speaker 4: it that all the recordings from it. It's so heavy
Speaker 4: and the suitcase itself should not be checking baggage because
Speaker 4: it weighs about fifteen to twenty kilos.
Speaker 1: Anyway, so she's wheeling it. I just cut her off.
Speaker 4: She's wheeling it along here. She's not paying attention. She's
Speaker 4: on a phone.
Speaker 2: Looks also of metal, Laura, Like, it is one of
Speaker 2: those metal cases.
Speaker 1: Here we go.
Speaker 3: It's made of spikes. Guys, there's spikes with bullets.
Speaker 1: Is that it was actually a live grenade? Britt?
Speaker 4: No, so, okay, it's a stupid carry on case, right
Speaker 4: it is.
Speaker 1: It's really really hard. It's like looks industrial.
Speaker 4: It looks like the type of carry on case that
Speaker 4: you would take if you were going to the Middle East.
Speaker 3: Looks so, and Do says, looks like the type of
Speaker 3: carry on case you'd use to protect expensive equipment, which
Speaker 3: is what I was doing.
Speaker 4: Yes, yeah, okay, so what else you got for Brittany
Speaker 4: is wielding this thing around like it's a weapon. Anyway,
Speaker 4: we're walking through the airport. We're going to emergency, emergency, recover.
Speaker 1: Saguration, I roll up to emergency.
Speaker 4: We're going to security. Okay, we're all together. Britt is
Speaker 4: on her phone, not paying attention. And you know, when
Speaker 4: you're walking through the shops like a shopping center, or
Speaker 4: you're someone in front of you has like a pram
Speaker 4: and they run it into your ankle, so your ankle
Speaker 4: gets clipped underneath whatever it is that they're pulling along.
Speaker 4: Britt idly scrolling Instagram. If you're ahead of me, carry case.
Speaker 4: I'm just assuming I'm drawing some parallels. Okay, so she's
Speaker 4: pulling this thing along anyway, she put up over my ankle.
Speaker 1: I have never been in so much pain. It was
Speaker 1: so so bad.
Speaker 4: It went up and over and then I just dropped
Speaker 4: to the floor because.
Speaker 1: It hurts so bad. And then there was no like,
Speaker 1: oh my god, I'm so sorry. There was a get up.
Speaker 1: This is embarrassing.
Speaker 4: And I was on the floor while everyone else was
Speaker 4: standing right in the line for security, and there was
Speaker 4: a whole crowd and it was a little bit dramatic,
Speaker 4: but god, it hurt.
Speaker 3: Well, we all know there's two sides to a story, Laura, now.
Speaker 1: My mind, and then there's a lie. Let me tell
Speaker 1: you mine.
Speaker 3: Brittany was on her phone organizing the transport and the hotel,
Speaker 3: making sure they were ready for an early check in.
Speaker 3: We we actually have a stage manager.
Speaker 1: Who did that. Laurie, you've had your moment. Can you
Speaker 1: please be quiet. I'm not allowing for lies. Oh after
Speaker 1: that story bomb bag.
Speaker 3: So I was trailing along behind Laura. Laura was in
Speaker 3: front of me on Laura's phone.
Speaker 1: No, it was Laura's Laura, please Laura stops.
Speaker 3: I run up the back of it, because that's what
Speaker 3: happens when you stop in the middle of an airport.
Speaker 3: Her she throws us off. Mitch, you can confirm this.
Speaker 3: She to the ground. She rolled around, legs in the air.
Speaker 3: I'm not kidding, like wailing in the middle.
Speaker 1: Of the airport. And I said to her, whoa, I'm
Speaker 1: so sorry, but get up. This is you've been dramatic.
Speaker 1: That is the real story.
Speaker 3: Yes, it was a traumatic injury before a show. Yes,
Speaker 3: it shouldn't have happened, but there are multiple people to
Speaker 3: blame me.
Speaker 1: Just the fact that it.
Speaker 2: Was so close security with a woman wailing on the ground,
Speaker 2: it just sends to stress signals right around the whole
Speaker 2: entire airport. So you're both in the wrong. As far
Speaker 2: as I'm concerned, I will.
Speaker 1: Agree with that. I will agree with that.
Speaker 2: We're talking, we're talking polytimed injuries. I'm thirteen, one O
Speaker 2: sixty five. Also, if you want to head to the
Speaker 2: pickup dot com dot you to score a five hundred
Speaker 2: dollars Chemist Square House gift card. This happens all the time.
Speaker 2: You're right, Laura, That awkward like back of the ankle
Speaker 2: hurts more than any pain in the world. Tiana, I'm thirteen.
Speaker 2: What's your polytimed injury?
Speaker 4: So?
Speaker 5: I have broken my left pinky toe whilst being newly
Speaker 5: postparted with all three of my daughters.
Speaker 1: Oh oh, you broke it three times? Sorry? Wait, all
Speaker 1: three your daughters with all three.
Speaker 6: Of my daughters.
Speaker 5: It's become like a tradition.
Speaker 1: Now do you want to.
Speaker 3: Know how I broke my pinky toe? I was chasing
Speaker 3: wild pigs in the Amazon jungle and I broke my
Speaker 3: foot in the jungle and my sister had to carry
Speaker 3: me out of the jungle.
Speaker 1: On her back with a broken foot. Talk about dumb.
Speaker 2: Ridiculous.
Speaker 1: Well, I don't understand.
Speaker 4: How is it something that you've done three times each
Speaker 4: time postpartum, like it's part of your post birth ceremony.
Speaker 5: I know it's ridiculous. So the with my eldest and
Speaker 5: my youngest it was on our like wooden dining table,
Speaker 5: like I've just smashed into that.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 5: And with my middle daughter, I was vacuuming and I've
Speaker 5: like smashed into the wall. I actually did two toes
Speaker 5: that time and the side of my foot.
Speaker 2: I thought you meant during birth like you were just
Speaker 2: your toes were so scrunched because of the pain that
Speaker 2: they just snapped. That's what I thought she meant.
Speaker 1: No, it happened.
Speaker 2: I've ever said. Absolutely. I hope that makes you feel better, Laura. No,
Speaker 2: your injury is fine.
Speaker 4: Sorry, I'm surprised I even managed to get on the
Speaker 4: stage after that, to be honest, and I'm still waiting
Speaker 4: for a sorry and have not received it.
Speaker 1: Now's your chance, after the break, we're going to talk
Speaker 1: about it.
Speaker 3: David Beckham documentary that is absolutely named Beckham.
Speaker 1: I'm obsessed with it. I'm loving it. It's funny, it's emotional.
Speaker 1: I want to tell you all about it.
Speaker 2: All right, that's next other picture.
Speaker 3: I'm coming in with a recommendation today, Mitch and Laura. Now,
Speaker 3: I know you're going to say, you know why I'm
Speaker 3: doing it.
Speaker 1: It is the David Beckham documentary. I feel like I've
Speaker 1: seen this everywhere over the weekend. It's just called Beckham.
Speaker 1: I know.
Speaker 3: Now I am obviously well if not obviously, but I'm
Speaker 3: dating a football player. He plays for Celtic over in Scotland.
Speaker 3: He's a goalkeeper. So I feel like I have an
Speaker 3: interest in football all of a sudden. But what I
Speaker 3: will say is yes, yes, absolutely never watched a.
Speaker 2: Match my interest yeah yeah.
Speaker 3: But what I will say is now that I have
Speaker 3: watched the Beckham documentary, which is about David Beckham's life
Speaker 3: and posh spies of course Victoria Beckham. Anyone, whether you
Speaker 3: know football or not, or whether you're interesting football or not,
Speaker 3: you would love this documentary because it's like it's a
Speaker 3: look inside of David and Victoria Beckham's life where you
Speaker 3: feel like you know everything about them.
Speaker 1: Because they're so public, but in fact, you know not
Speaker 1: much at all.
Speaker 4: Well, I mean, I haven't seen it yet, Britt, but
Speaker 4: I would say, I mean, I know nothing about football,
Speaker 4: and you know, to be fair, I don't really care
Speaker 4: that much about football, But I grew up during the
Speaker 4: era of the Spice Girls, So like for me, that's
Speaker 4: the link.
Speaker 1: I think that it kind of straddles both, Britt.
Speaker 2: Do they discuss love the cheating allegations, because that's what
Speaker 2: I care about, because like the whole relationship has been
Speaker 2: strife with accusations of cheating.
Speaker 1: Yeah, they do. You know what, It's always been the elephant.
Speaker 3: In the room that no one's ever known about, and
Speaker 3: no one's ever committed to, no one's admitted to. And
Speaker 3: they do touch on it briefly, but they mix it
Speaker 3: in with other trauma in their life.
Speaker 1: So have listened to this and tell me where you think.
Speaker 7: There was some horrible stories that were difficult to deal with.
Speaker 7: It was the first time that me and Victoria had
Speaker 7: been put under.
Speaker 1: It was the hardest period for us because it felt
Speaker 1: like the world was against us. And here's the thing,
Speaker 1: we were against each other. If I'm being completely honest.
Speaker 7: I think we both felt at the time that we
Speaker 7: were not losing each other but drowning.
Speaker 3: So he's talking about these allegations of when he moved
Speaker 3: to Real Madrid and Victoria stayed at home with the
Speaker 3: kids because she, you know, she got hate for not
Speaker 3: even going with him, but she's like, you know, my
Speaker 3: kids are in school, what do you want to do?
Speaker 1: Dragon around the country?
Speaker 3: Yeah, and this is when the allegations came out that
Speaker 3: he cheated with his pa. Now it hasn't been proven,
Speaker 3: but not putting fingers usually where they smokes fire, but
Speaker 3: they sort of dance around it. You can see that
Speaker 3: they talk about it being the absolute hardest time of
Speaker 3: their relationship and to add to that pressure, it's like
Speaker 3: they've got all this stress from the rest of the world.
Speaker 1: There's been hating on them for.
Speaker 3: The last five years because of the red card that
Speaker 3: they Beckham got in the nineteen ninety eight World Cup.
Speaker 3: As soon as he got this red card means he
Speaker 3: got sent off mister match and the whole world turned
Speaker 3: on him.
Speaker 1: So what was the red card incident?
Speaker 3: Well, so Laura David Beckham was like their prized player
Speaker 3: and this is in the World Cup against Argentina and
Speaker 3: he got into a scuffle with a player and he
Speaker 3: got a red card.
Speaker 1: Which means he gets sent off.
Speaker 3: Now they lost the game, which could have been for
Speaker 3: a multitude of reasons, but literally everyone Yeah. And I
Speaker 3: actually asked my partner Ben this, who is a professional
Speaker 3: soccer player. I said, was David Beckham actually that good
Speaker 3: or was it more? Because he's just he's so beautiful
Speaker 3: and he had such this great public persona and he
Speaker 3: was a celebrity, But was he that good on the pitch?
Speaker 3: And he's like, absolutely, he absolutely was one of the best.
Speaker 3: So he's so loved. Right, he gets his red card
Speaker 3: in the World Cup, which means you sent off and
Speaker 3: you can't play the next match, and the world literally
Speaker 3: turned on him, and I'm talking death threats. They would
Speaker 3: spit on him, they would hang doles outside his house,
Speaker 3: were like hanging like dead with Beckham on it. So
Speaker 3: isn't it just from this one thing, like this one
Speaker 3: mistake and then this cheating allegation came at the same time,
Speaker 3: And I can only imagine what that would have put
Speaker 3: on them when you feel like the whole world is
Speaker 3: against you, literally, like you're fearing for your life, and
Speaker 3: then on top of that, there's these personal allegations, like
Speaker 3: you can't even go through this together as a.
Speaker 1: Team because you're not a team at the moment.
Speaker 4: Yeah, And I mean, you know, in one essence, he
Speaker 4: has done the wrong thing and that's why he's been
Speaker 4: red carded.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 4: But Britt, I know that this is something that you
Speaker 4: care about because I know from your past relationship and
Speaker 4: conversations that we've had. You were once upon a time
Speaker 4: dating a professional tennis player, and when he went through
Speaker 4: a bad game or a bad you know, match or whatever,
Speaker 4: it was the absolute vitriol he would receive, and in
Speaker 4: turn that you would receive when he didn't play up
Speaker 4: to the education.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and so maybe I look at this, maybe maybe
Speaker 3: I am looking at this like it's more personal and
Speaker 3: I have more empathy for them because on such a
Speaker 3: much smaller, like such a smaller level. Sorry, when my
Speaker 3: ex would lose a tennis match and they would try
Speaker 3: their hardest, and I'm talking the big matches like Wimbledon
Speaker 3: or US Open or something. I can't tell you the
Speaker 3: hate because I used to be in his dms, like
Speaker 3: I used to help him manage that stuff, and I
Speaker 3: would delete them before sometimes I wouldn't even let him
Speaker 3: see them. I would monitor them because I was like,
Speaker 3: I can't let him see that. But then it would
Speaker 3: come to me in my personals that he lost. So
Speaker 3: I'm talking like I don't even know if I can
Speaker 3: repeat this.
Speaker 1: They were sick.
Speaker 3: People wanting to string me up and like, you know,
Speaker 3: I don't know if I can say this, but like
Speaker 3: cut me open, like horrific things because my partner had
Speaker 3: lost a match, and wow, that I can't imagine if
Speaker 3: you're someone like on David Beckham's level, the amount and
Speaker 3: the mass that would have come in on that. So
Speaker 3: maybe I am looking from a different level because I
Speaker 3: don't think there's nothing in sport that you could do.
Speaker 3: No one should get those messages or anything enough, but
Speaker 3: in sport that if you lose a match or you
Speaker 3: miss a goal or like, is this the answer?
Speaker 4: I mean, like it's not not even I mean, obviously
Speaker 4: the context of what's being sent like is horrific, but
Speaker 4: it's the volume of as well that also contributes to it. Like,
Speaker 4: you know, one person sending a threatening message thinks that
Speaker 4: they're one person, but when that person's receiving hundreds and
Speaker 4: thousands of them, like it really makes you question, like
Speaker 4: how on earth they are able to even get out
Speaker 4: of bed in the morning.
Speaker 2: I will say that, Britt, you are and I think
Speaker 2: I speak for the nation. You are our Victoria Beckham
Speaker 2: and you and Ben, oh my god, Ben and Brie.
Speaker 2: You guys could be B and B. That could be
Speaker 2: because what did they have?
Speaker 1: You're the bed and breakfast. If you're going to give
Speaker 1: me a monica, I don't think it's like Airbnb.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but we can. We can workshop it off there,
Speaker 2: all right, everyone. Next on the show, Kyle Sandalands is
Speaker 2: joining us. Australian Idol is back. He's currently doing a
Speaker 2: tour right around the country. We're going to get the
Speaker 2: behind the scenes goss direct from the man himself. He's
Speaker 2: on with us after this on the Pickup Ladies, It
Speaker 2: is back Australia's favorite talent competition, Australia's favorite singing competition,
Speaker 2: Australian Idol. The auditions are actually on Tomorrow and Wednesday
Speaker 2: at the Sydney Cricket Grounds. Now this year you got
Speaker 2: Amy Shark, She's back. Marsha Hines is returning. Of course
Speaker 2: our favorite and our very own Kyle sandal Lands. He
Speaker 2: joins us now on the pickup. Hello, Okay, whoa, whoa Wow?
Speaker 6: What do you mean your favorite? Marsha?
Speaker 2: Heins know the nation, the nation, she's returning.
Speaker 6: The nation's favorite.
Speaker 1: Oh, I say, she's an Australian sweetheart. You know that
Speaker 1: there's no bad thing anyone can say about martial hearts
Speaker 1: that is true.
Speaker 6: And I said, beside the woman, and let me tell you,
Speaker 6: no one is more of a wonderful person than Marsha is.
Speaker 1: Oh that's last.
Speaker 6: The other two out to bring Marster back. Yes, is
Speaker 6: that your question?
Speaker 1: Yes? No, Kyle, I.
Speaker 3: Want to know because there's a lot of rumors going
Speaker 3: around Harry Connick Junr Has disappeared.
Speaker 1: Do you have anything to do with his disappearance?
Speaker 3: Because rumor has it there's been a little bit of
Speaker 3: tears between you guys.
Speaker 6: Got anything to do with the aparence of No one's.
Speaker 1: Turned from him since no one knows where he is,
Speaker 1: put out a search party for that eye is here. Okay.
Speaker 6: Can I tell you that only a couple of days ago,
Speaker 6: Harry was doing live shows in Tasmania. He's not part
Speaker 6: of the Idol experience this year.
Speaker 1: Ah, you're devastated.
Speaker 2: Well, Amy Shark's back you're back. So Meghan Train is
Speaker 2: not coming back, Kyle.
Speaker 6: She she's got her second little Bubba, her first baby, Riley.
Speaker 6: What a delight. Apparently her words, not mine. The second
Speaker 6: child is the son of the demon, the devil himself.
Speaker 7: Man.
Speaker 6: Definitely, she has her hands full.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Kyle, that's how it works out.
Speaker 6: Though.
Speaker 4: If you guys go number two, you always get an
Speaker 4: angel baby first go, and then the second one really
Speaker 4: gives you a run for its money.
Speaker 6: Yeah, I know. I'm telling my wife the same thing, Laura.
Speaker 6: It's like, look, it's so because it's we had a
Speaker 6: dream run with Otto. Yeah, and you know, and let's
Speaker 6: face it, do I really want to be seventy at
Speaker 6: my child's the fifth year school anniversary?
Speaker 4: Never, Kyle, is it true that you're not actually going
Speaker 4: around to the auditions this year?
Speaker 1: You've got people coming to you.
Speaker 6: Wow, gee, the rumors start quick. But yes, I can
Speaker 6: confirm that. Due to my inherent laziness and Amy's and
Speaker 6: and Marsha's requirements because they're both active touring recording artists,
Speaker 6: they thought this year because what normally happens, and I
Speaker 6: think this is no secret to anyone, is the first
Speaker 6: round of auditions everyone shows up and you sing to
Speaker 6: the vocal coaches that producers the TV show, and we
Speaker 6: get the very best, the very bad, and the bunch
Speaker 6: in the middle. And because we can't have, you know,
Speaker 6: fifty thousand people auditioning, so we get a good collection
Speaker 6: of those that people want to see. And then they
Speaker 6: are all flown to Sydney to the SCG and we're
Speaker 6: all I'm here now looking over the grass. Now. No,
Speaker 6: I know you guys won't care, but Mitt blows a bloke.
Speaker 6: Have you ever seen a better loan than the SCG?
Speaker 2: I love nothing more than a landing strip? Is that
Speaker 2: what we're talking about? I don't really know.
Speaker 1: You don't even know what you're talking about me.
Speaker 6: Can I say, listen, girls, what supplements from Chemis warehouses?
Speaker 6: Mitch on? Because this bloke looks like a runway model
Speaker 6: and I don't know how we've done that my life.
Speaker 6: And three weeks ago Mitch looked like a Kardashian's ass,
Speaker 6: and now look at it.
Speaker 1: He is Kyle. It's gay, mat Mitch has been trying
Speaker 1: to tell us about it. It's game. I would never understand.
Speaker 2: Six bottom of the bottom of the aisle. It's a
Speaker 2: secret ingredient. I'll get it to your Kyle. I'll ship
Speaker 2: it to you Kyle.
Speaker 3: On a serious note, we're on our tour at the moment,
Speaker 3: and we've been you know, we put our riders in.
Speaker 3: Our writer is like a bag of chips and some
Speaker 3: soft drink. But you apparently need someone to follow you
Speaker 3: around with a bag of lollies and a fan at
Speaker 3: all times.
Speaker 1: Can you confirm it to know?
Speaker 6: Wow, You're like, this is like being on a current.
Speaker 1: Yeah, moonlight, it's a journal, Britt.
Speaker 6: I was shocked, Like, so we're we're in regional South Australia.
Speaker 6: There's about thirty people on a crew, and there's one
Speaker 6: guy carrying one of those zip up you know those
Speaker 6: zip up woolies bags that you put your cold stuff in. Ye,
Speaker 6: and it's sharka block And I said, what's in that bag?
Speaker 6: And he unzipped it and he goes every lollie you've
Speaker 6: ever asked for during the last twelve years of auditions.
Speaker 6: And I live there and there's lollies that I've got
Speaker 6: no taste for anymore. You know, there's every lolly that
Speaker 6: I like, but there's all these strawberry creams I gave
Speaker 6: up strawberry creams years ago, and I thought, this guy's
Speaker 6: only job is to carry you around a bag a lot.
Speaker 3: Hang on, hang on, Kyle, I've worked with you personally,
Speaker 3: and I'm going to back this guy.
Speaker 1: This kid.
Speaker 3: Everybody knows that sometimes you can get a little grumpy,
Speaker 3: a little on edge. And there is at work a
Speaker 3: box of emergency kick cats. If anyone can see your yeah,
Speaker 3: if we can see it coming, and we all look
Speaker 3: at each other when we make these hand signals, it's
Speaker 3: like subliminal messages, and someone will throw that kick cat
Speaker 3: in you before you explode.
Speaker 2: Wow.
Speaker 6: So that's how it happens, because I know I get
Speaker 6: annoyed things, I start fuming, and then all of a sudden,
Speaker 6: someone will throw a two fingered Kitkats.
Speaker 2: Australian idols coming back to I'll tell he's very soon.
Speaker 2: Good luck for auditions. Go go back in and get
Speaker 2: your chair, Get your chair. God, he's good. He comes
Speaker 2: on our show, he's so nice to us, and we
Speaker 2: grill him. They're so confrontational.
Speaker 3: You know it's right because every time you go in
Speaker 3: his show, he grills you. So it's almost like you want.
Speaker 2: To give it back. Let's get out of here guys,
Speaker 2: we're done. We'll see tomorrow everyone, Sey