WEBVTT - FULLSHOW! Kyle reveals what really happens at the idol auditions 0:00:14.040 --> 0:00:14.600 Come on. 0:00:19.280 --> 0:00:20.720 Stretched out ladies. 0:00:20.920 --> 0:00:26.560 Hello, we are feeling tired. How are you feeling? Hud 0:00:26.880 --> 0:00:30.240 years old? Why is that? I feel so? We had 0:00:30.720 --> 0:00:31.800 the Big Life on. 0:00:31.960 --> 0:00:35.440 Cut podcast Live to a show in Adelaide last night. 0:00:35.520 --> 0:00:38.040 Mitch was the MC and it was It was sell out. 0:00:38.120 --> 0:00:41.280 It was amazing, It was epic. But the adrenaline is 0:00:41.280 --> 0:00:43.640 so high and you're performing for so many hours and 0:00:43.680 --> 0:00:45.159 you just feel like you're on that. The second you 0:00:45.159 --> 0:00:47.479 walk home and get into bed, you feel like you're hungover. 0:00:47.720 --> 0:00:49.400 Oh yeah, I mean last night was our very so 0:00:49.400 --> 0:00:51.680 it was our very first show out of seven shows, 0:00:51.800 --> 0:00:53.840 and I don't this morning. 0:00:53.880 --> 0:00:56.040 I have never felt so old in my entire life. 0:00:56.080 --> 0:00:57.720 I was like, oh, I feel like I have a 0:00:57.720 --> 0:00:59.000 wretched hangover, except I. 0:00:58.960 --> 0:00:59.760 Was barely drinking. 0:00:59.800 --> 0:01:03.320 This is truly just like that massive adrenaline like dump 0:01:03.440 --> 0:01:05.600 after you've had what was the best night of your life, 0:01:05.640 --> 0:01:07.040 and then you're like, there was anything ever going to 0:01:07.080 --> 0:01:07.959 meet up to my expectation? 0:01:08.080 --> 0:01:09.520 Oh my god. You know, I knew it was so 0:01:09.600 --> 0:01:12.319 bad because when I left the hotel, I completely didn't 0:01:12.319 --> 0:01:14.640 even get my free hot breakfast, and normally that's my 0:01:14.640 --> 0:01:16.720 favorite thing about staying in a hotel. I just belined 0:01:16.720 --> 0:01:18.520 it for the taxi I might naturally, I know. 0:01:18.600 --> 0:01:22.040 The funniest part is that we we for some reason, 0:01:22.280 --> 0:01:25.280 Laura and I thought that you had to get back 0:01:25.560 --> 0:01:28.360 before us, Mitch, so we booked you on the six 0:01:28.400 --> 0:01:30.200 am flight, so you had to get up before him, 0:01:30.240 --> 0:01:31.120 and we had a nice. 0:01:30.920 --> 0:01:32.480 Sleepit and we wanted off to the air. 0:01:32.600 --> 0:01:35.199 I was on a red eye for God's sake, Mitch. 0:01:35.280 --> 0:01:38.480 I'm so sorry. Honestly, that was my mistake. And I 0:01:38.520 --> 0:01:40.720 feeled a four hours sleep today. 0:01:40.800 --> 0:01:42.440 So for no reason, Yeah. 0:01:42.280 --> 0:01:44.680 It's gonna be a wild show. Actually, I think we 0:01:44.680 --> 0:01:46.640 should spill. Why don't we. Let's play some songs that 0:01:46.760 --> 0:01:48.680 start to pick up, But we should spill because some 0:01:48.680 --> 0:01:51.680 stuff happened backstage before before we went live that actually 0:01:51.720 --> 0:01:54.520 almost made brit not make the debut live show. 0:01:54.920 --> 0:01:57.400 Yeah, it was a close call, wasn't I almost? Mitch? 0:01:57.480 --> 0:01:59.040 You almost had to step in for me and do 0:01:59.080 --> 0:01:59.520 the show. 0:01:59.320 --> 0:02:02.120 With Laura brown Wig on standby, Didn't I? Laura ready 0:02:02.120 --> 0:02:04.160 to talk about my dog and my boyfriend in Scotland. 0:02:04.160 --> 0:02:06.800 I was ready to be britt touch and go all right. 0:02:06.880 --> 0:02:09.400 On a more serious note, we've got the man himself, 0:02:09.480 --> 0:02:10.359 Kyle Sandalans. 0:02:10.360 --> 0:02:11.799 He's going to be joining us today. 0:02:11.919 --> 0:02:14.519 He's doing the rounds at the moment for the Australian 0:02:14.560 --> 0:02:17.480 Idol auditions and he's going to some like really small 0:02:17.520 --> 0:02:19.919 country places to find the best of the best. 0:02:19.960 --> 0:02:21.720 He's going to come on and spill. 0:02:21.440 --> 0:02:23.280 The day or get Kyle on the way, let's start 0:02:23.280 --> 0:02:23.720 the pickup. 0:02:24.120 --> 0:02:27.839 So we did our very first live Uncut Podcast live 0:02:27.880 --> 0:02:30.840 show tour last night in Adelaide's the first of seven 0:02:30.880 --> 0:02:31.960 shows around the country. 0:02:32.560 --> 0:02:34.800 It was a blast. It went off without a hitch 0:02:34.960 --> 0:02:36.679 on the stage. Oh my god. 0:02:36.840 --> 0:02:40.000 It was just like a series of unfortunate events before 0:02:40.040 --> 0:02:41.560 the show, and I think that's the stuff. That's the 0:02:41.560 --> 0:02:44.240 funny is You're like, I can't believe we actually got 0:02:44.280 --> 0:02:44.919 through that night. 0:02:45.080 --> 0:02:46.359 Well, I feel like brit it's one of those moments 0:02:46.360 --> 0:02:49.000 where you're like, the show must go on. Adelaide absolutely 0:02:49.120 --> 0:02:52.560 sent it. The audience was amazing. The show itself was 0:02:53.000 --> 0:02:56.000 so much fun, but there were a few things that 0:02:56.080 --> 0:02:58.200 happened that made us both go, I wonder if this 0:02:58.240 --> 0:02:59.679 is actually going to come you know, if this is 0:02:59.720 --> 0:03:01.640 the right way to kick off what was supposed to 0:03:01.639 --> 0:03:02.959 be a monumental life tour. 0:03:03.040 --> 0:03:05.880 Well, I Okay, I'm just gonna out myself here. I 0:03:05.919 --> 0:03:07.960 almost didn't make the show. There was a moment where 0:03:08.120 --> 0:03:10.880 I was about to text Mitch and say, I know 0:03:10.919 --> 0:03:12.360 you haven't practiced, but you're my stand in. 0:03:12.440 --> 0:03:14.359 Go put my little sparkly dress on because you've got 0:03:14.360 --> 0:03:15.440 to be Britney tonight. Yeah. 0:03:15.480 --> 0:03:17.760 So we thought it was a brilliant idea to order 0:03:17.880 --> 0:03:20.799 Mexican for dinner before the show, like an hour or 0:03:20.840 --> 0:03:23.200 two before, because we just wanted something in our stomach 0:03:23.240 --> 0:03:25.840 before we went on, because you're on there and drinking champagne. Anyway, 0:03:25.840 --> 0:03:28.560 we scoffed that down because we were so frantically getting ready. 0:03:28.960 --> 0:03:31.799 It did not sit well with me, Like this thing 0:03:31.840 --> 0:03:36.400 went straight through me. I was on the toilet for 0:03:36.520 --> 0:03:38.080 like an hour on and off right like you know 0:03:38.120 --> 0:03:39.520 when you're like okay, I'm good, it's done. 0:03:39.560 --> 0:03:41.920 It just kept coming and we could have find you 0:03:41.960 --> 0:03:43.920 and you're the one half of the show. And Laura 0:03:44.040 --> 0:03:45.520 comes to me and goes, oh, can you go get Britta. 0:03:45.640 --> 0:03:47.000 I don't know where she is. Can you go get 0:03:47.040 --> 0:03:50.000 brit We couldn't find britt For context, I'm opening the show, 0:03:50.040 --> 0:03:52.520 so I've got like five ten minutes of funny banter. 0:03:52.600 --> 0:03:54.120 At the start of the show. I go out, I 0:03:54.160 --> 0:03:56.360 have to start the show, and then I'm up there 0:03:56.480 --> 0:03:58.000 and brit is nowhere to be found. 0:03:58.280 --> 0:04:00.760 It's two minutes to go, and I messaged from the 0:04:00.800 --> 0:04:03.520 toilet and I was like, I'm literally on the toilet. 0:04:03.560 --> 0:04:05.920 I was like, stall, I don't know how. I don't 0:04:05.920 --> 0:04:07.040 know how this is going to end. 0:04:07.160 --> 0:04:09.080 I mean, luckily image like you up on stage. You 0:04:09.120 --> 0:04:11.800 managed to hold them off. You starved off the audience 0:04:11.800 --> 0:04:14.040 for long enough. But no, honestly, I walked in. So 0:04:14.440 --> 0:04:16.520 the show start at eight o'clock. This is now three 0:04:16.560 --> 0:04:19.360 minutes past eight. Britt is nowhere to be seated. I've 0:04:19.360 --> 0:04:21.200 gotten it to the text message that says I'm on 0:04:21.240 --> 0:04:23.279 the loo. So I've run into the toilet and I'm like, Brit, 0:04:23.320 --> 0:04:23.960 is everything okay? 0:04:24.120 --> 0:04:26.120 What are you doing? And she was like, it's a 0:04:26.200 --> 0:04:30.160 code brown people don't I'm not okay anyway. 0:04:30.440 --> 0:04:32.919 Finally, so at the same time we were supposed to 0:04:32.920 --> 0:04:35.120 be going on stage and taking on stage because it's 0:04:35.120 --> 0:04:36.760 like a nice sit down. We were taking on stage 0:04:36.800 --> 0:04:39.560 with us some glasses and a champagne bottle and we're 0:04:39.560 --> 0:04:41.680 going to pop the bottle of wine on stage. I've 0:04:41.720 --> 0:04:44.120 been running back and forth from the stage to the toilet, 0:04:44.200 --> 0:04:46.120 back to the stage, back to the toilet. 0:04:46.120 --> 0:04:48.280 Trying to keep my eye on the time. I can't 0:04:48.240 --> 0:04:50.679 training me around the toilet, and I've got the champagne 0:04:50.680 --> 0:04:51.920 bottle in my hand. Anyway we go. 0:04:52.080 --> 0:04:53.680 I also then had to carry the clicker and stuff, 0:04:53.720 --> 0:04:56.080 so at somewhere along the line, I'd pass the champagne 0:04:56.080 --> 0:04:58.680 bottle to Brit And so Britt finally, once she'd gotten 0:04:58.680 --> 0:05:01.760 herself out of the loo and we were past that 0:05:01.800 --> 0:05:03.120 one problem, we get out. 0:05:02.920 --> 0:05:05.039 And went crazy. They're finally ready to see you, guys, 0:05:05.080 --> 0:05:06.800 like they were so excited to see you, and they go, 0:05:07.120 --> 0:05:09.160 the show's going to start. There's going to be no issues. 0:05:09.640 --> 0:05:09.960 Yeah. 0:05:10.000 --> 0:05:12.360 And then Britt, she is the one who pops the 0:05:12.360 --> 0:05:15.040 bottle of wine. So she gets the champagne there and 0:05:15.080 --> 0:05:16.960 she undoes it and she's like, guys, it's going to. 0:05:16.960 --> 0:05:18.800 Be a great night. Pops it. 0:05:19.360 --> 0:05:22.840 The thing explodes all over the higher couch, all over 0:05:22.880 --> 0:05:26.599 the stage, all over the notes that we have which 0:05:26.600 --> 0:05:28.720 we need to use to interview people. So we've got 0:05:28.720 --> 0:05:30.800 no prep notes on stage now, and none of this 0:05:30.960 --> 0:05:33.320 was planned. It's just I feel like it was just 0:05:33.360 --> 0:05:38.200 one series of unfortunate events. After an hour, yeah, Ritt's 0:05:38.200 --> 0:05:41.640 soaking with everyone. The Mexican shits have started hitting the crew. 0:05:41.960 --> 0:05:45.000 So you're looking backstage, going can we get some more paper? 0:05:45.040 --> 0:05:48.800 But we're all pooing, They're all poopin, We're all poopen backstage. 0:05:48.880 --> 0:05:49.640 It was a mess. 0:05:49.680 --> 0:05:51.520 Bread I got it together, right, I stop pooping. I 0:05:51.520 --> 0:05:52.600 didn't have to leave the show to poop for the 0:05:52.600 --> 0:05:53.640 rest of the show because I got. 0:05:53.520 --> 0:05:53.920 It all out. 0:05:54.040 --> 0:05:57.159 But then Sam Fisher was singing This City in the 0:05:57.160 --> 0:05:58.280 middle of the show. 0:05:58.440 --> 0:06:00.960 And there was this awkward moment. Mitch were like, he 0:06:01.080 --> 0:06:03.280 called us out, and I mean you witnessed it. 0:06:03.800 --> 0:06:07.120 Exapuriated, we were all backstage. Sam was singing his hit song, 0:06:07.200 --> 0:06:09.400 This City. Laura, Brittan I there and we're going, this 0:06:09.440 --> 0:06:11.240 is such a nice moment, and we didn't rehearse this. 0:06:11.320 --> 0:06:13.640 Sam just goes, you know what, Brittain, Laura, this is 0:06:13.680 --> 0:06:16.120 their show. Why don't you come on out on stage 0:06:16.279 --> 0:06:17.919 and you've got a bit of liquid courage in you. 0:06:18.040 --> 0:06:19.440 I mean, BRIT's got the liquid pool. 0:06:20.640 --> 0:06:22.080 They just roll as well. 0:06:22.279 --> 0:06:24.760 I have to paint the picture. They rush out on stage. 0:06:24.839 --> 0:06:27.960 Sam's got a guitar, Britain Laura put their arms around him. 0:06:28.000 --> 0:06:30.360 It looks like a scene from that Jonestown documentary when 0:06:30.360 --> 0:06:32.000 they're all about to drink kool aid and they're. 0:06:31.839 --> 0:06:34.040 All, Oh, that's so bad, bitch. 0:06:34.839 --> 0:06:36.760 Maha, and we're just swaying. 0:06:36.880 --> 0:06:39.279 And then we were like and then then I'm like, 0:06:40.640 --> 0:06:44.080 I'm so tone deaf, i cannot sing. Sam puts the 0:06:44.120 --> 0:06:45.839 mic to us. He goes, it's oh you, Britt, and 0:06:45.880 --> 0:06:48.760 I was like, and then he goes, Laura hit it, 0:06:48.800 --> 0:06:50.000 and we were like, this is the worst moment of 0:06:50.040 --> 0:06:52.520 our life, Like anyone would die to share that moment 0:06:52.520 --> 0:06:54.920 with Sam Fisher and we were like, where people gonna leave? 0:06:57.720 --> 0:06:58.640 I saw a couple. 0:07:00.080 --> 0:07:02.160 And that was the intermission and people were like, well 0:07:02.200 --> 0:07:03.080 we've had enough now. 0:07:03.520 --> 0:07:05.240 Well if you sat through that and thought, God, I'd 0:07:05.279 --> 0:07:07.880 love to be at that mess of show life up 0:07:07.920 --> 0:07:09.440 podcast dot com dot a you. It actually is a 0:07:09.480 --> 0:07:11.760 very polish show. It's very exciting. We're in Perth on Thursday. 0:07:12.080 --> 0:07:12.440 Do you know what. 0:07:12.480 --> 0:07:14.520 We have our training wheels off now, so every show 0:07:14.600 --> 0:07:17.120 is going to be smooth sailing. But speaking of things 0:07:17.120 --> 0:07:19.480 that did not go to plan, Britt, I have a 0:07:19.480 --> 0:07:21.400 bit of a bone to pick with you because this 0:07:21.480 --> 0:07:24.640 happened pre pre getting to Adelaide, but there was a 0:07:24.760 --> 0:07:26.720 very poorly timed injury and it was all your fault. 0:07:27.880 --> 0:07:32.080 Here we go, Sols, they're going to start fighting again. 0:07:32.080 --> 0:07:34.120 I witnessed this guy down and we'll do it. We'll 0:07:34.120 --> 0:07:35.160 get it to your next here at the pick. 0:07:35.320 --> 0:07:36.760 Yeah, literally, go down. 0:07:37.480 --> 0:07:41.640 We've been talking about what was a spectacular Life Uncut 0:07:41.640 --> 0:07:44.000 Live show last night. We were talking about all the 0:07:44.040 --> 0:07:46.600 things that went wrong prior to the show, because truly, 0:07:46.640 --> 0:07:48.920 I think it was a surprise to Brit myself and 0:07:48.960 --> 0:07:50.800 also to you, Mitch that the show actually went on 0:07:50.880 --> 0:07:52.960 and was as good as what it was with everything 0:07:53.000 --> 0:07:56.920 that happened prior to the show a series of unfortunate Okay, 0:07:56.960 --> 0:07:59.200 well one of them, and it's something that I have 0:07:59.200 --> 0:07:59.960 a little bones pick with you. 0:08:00.200 --> 0:08:03.160 Britt. Now you know what I'm gonna talk about. You 0:08:03.240 --> 0:08:05.640 know what's coming. We're actually doing. We were walking through 0:08:05.640 --> 0:08:08.480 the airport, now not this. Why can I. 0:08:08.520 --> 0:08:10.480 Just say, can I just set contact Laura and Britt 0:08:10.480 --> 0:08:12.239 We have a two of bus taking us around the country. 0:08:12.320 --> 0:08:14.080 That the one hour two of bus ride from the 0:08:14.080 --> 0:08:16.600 airport to the hotel was just full of this chat. 0:08:16.680 --> 0:08:17.960 So I can't believe it's coming. 0:08:17.840 --> 0:08:21.320 To show only because there's never been a sorry, there's 0:08:21.360 --> 0:08:25.280 never been any acknowledgment. There's gas lighting. That's all that 0:08:25.360 --> 0:08:28.760 happened after it. Okay, So we're walking through the airport. 0:08:28.960 --> 0:08:32.040 Britt has the most obnoxious suitcase. Like she's carrying all 0:08:32.040 --> 0:08:34.880 of our like our recording equipment though, so you give 0:08:34.880 --> 0:08:37.200 it that all the recordings from it. It's so heavy 0:08:37.600 --> 0:08:41.720 and the suitcase itself should not be checking baggage because 0:08:41.760 --> 0:08:43.559 it weighs about fifteen to twenty kilos. 0:08:43.800 --> 0:08:48.120 Anyway, so she's wheeling it. I just cut her off. 0:08:48.280 --> 0:08:50.959 She's wheeling it along here. She's not paying attention. She's 0:08:51.000 --> 0:08:51.440 on a phone. 0:08:51.480 --> 0:08:53.680 Looks also of metal, Laura, Like, it is one of 0:08:53.679 --> 0:08:55.000 those metal cases. 0:08:55.120 --> 0:08:55.520 Here we go. 0:08:55.559 --> 0:08:59.360 It's made of spikes. Guys, there's spikes with bullets. 0:08:59.520 --> 0:09:02.600 Is that it was actually a live grenade? Britt? 0:09:02.600 --> 0:09:06.280 No, so, okay, it's a stupid carry on case, right 0:09:06.280 --> 0:09:06.600 it is. 0:09:07.080 --> 0:09:10.199 It's really really hard. It's like looks industrial. 0:09:10.280 --> 0:09:11.800 It looks like the type of carry on case that 0:09:11.840 --> 0:09:13.800 you would take if you were going to the Middle East. 0:09:13.840 --> 0:09:16.160 Looks so, and Do says, looks like the type of 0:09:16.200 --> 0:09:18.640 carry on case you'd use to protect expensive equipment, which 0:09:18.679 --> 0:09:19.400 is what I was doing. 0:09:19.559 --> 0:09:22.080 Yes, yeah, okay, so what else you got for Brittany 0:09:22.120 --> 0:09:24.240 is wielding this thing around like it's a weapon. Anyway, 0:09:24.240 --> 0:09:27.680 we're walking through the airport. We're going to emergency, emergency, recover. 0:09:29.920 --> 0:09:32.160 Saguration, I roll up to emergency. 0:09:32.280 --> 0:09:36.760 We're going to security. Okay, we're all together. Britt is 0:09:36.800 --> 0:09:39.319 on her phone, not paying attention. And you know, when 0:09:39.320 --> 0:09:42.520 you're walking through the shops like a shopping center, or 0:09:42.600 --> 0:09:44.600 you're someone in front of you has like a pram 0:09:44.640 --> 0:09:47.040 and they run it into your ankle, so your ankle 0:09:47.080 --> 0:09:50.040 gets clipped underneath whatever it is that they're pulling along. 0:09:50.280 --> 0:09:55.360 Britt idly scrolling Instagram. If you're ahead of me, carry case. 0:09:55.400 --> 0:09:58.520 I'm just assuming I'm drawing some parallels. Okay, so she's 0:09:58.559 --> 0:10:01.160 pulling this thing along anyway, she put up over my ankle. 0:10:01.280 --> 0:10:03.120 I have never been in so much pain. It was 0:10:03.200 --> 0:10:04.200 so so bad. 0:10:04.480 --> 0:10:06.920 It went up and over and then I just dropped 0:10:06.920 --> 0:10:08.439 to the floor because. 0:10:08.400 --> 0:10:11.040 It hurts so bad. And then there was no like, 0:10:11.120 --> 0:10:13.200 oh my god, I'm so sorry. There was a get up. 0:10:13.400 --> 0:10:14.400 This is embarrassing. 0:10:14.679 --> 0:10:16.520 And I was on the floor while everyone else was 0:10:16.520 --> 0:10:19.520 standing right in the line for security, and there was 0:10:19.559 --> 0:10:22.080 a whole crowd and it was a little bit dramatic, 0:10:22.080 --> 0:10:22.800 but god, it hurt. 0:10:22.920 --> 0:10:27.320 Well, we all know there's two sides to a story, Laura, now. 0:10:27.800 --> 0:10:29.760 My mind, and then there's a lie. Let me tell 0:10:29.800 --> 0:10:30.280 you mine. 0:10:30.440 --> 0:10:34.520 Brittany was on her phone organizing the transport and the hotel, 0:10:34.640 --> 0:10:36.800 making sure they were ready for an early check in. 0:10:36.920 --> 0:10:38.600 We we actually have a stage manager. 0:10:38.600 --> 0:10:40.360 Who did that. Laurie, you've had your moment. Can you 0:10:40.400 --> 0:10:43.160 please be quiet. I'm not allowing for lies. Oh after 0:10:43.200 --> 0:10:44.480 that story bomb bag. 0:10:45.000 --> 0:10:50.880 So I was trailing along behind Laura. Laura was in 0:10:50.920 --> 0:10:52.440 front of me on Laura's phone. 0:10:52.480 --> 0:10:55.600 No, it was Laura's Laura, please Laura stops. 0:10:55.920 --> 0:10:57.439 I run up the back of it, because that's what 0:10:57.480 --> 0:11:00.160 happens when you stop in the middle of an airport. 0:10:59.800 --> 0:11:03.280 Her she throws us off. Mitch, you can confirm this. 0:11:03.400 --> 0:11:06.760 She to the ground. She rolled around, legs in the air. 0:11:06.800 --> 0:11:10.280 I'm not kidding, like wailing in the middle. 0:11:10.080 --> 0:11:11.960 Of the airport. And I said to her, whoa, I'm 0:11:12.000 --> 0:11:15.280 so sorry, but get up. This is you've been dramatic. 0:11:15.720 --> 0:11:16.800 That is the real story. 0:11:16.880 --> 0:11:19.280 Yes, it was a traumatic injury before a show. Yes, 0:11:19.280 --> 0:11:21.040 it shouldn't have happened, but there are multiple people to 0:11:21.040 --> 0:11:21.319 blame me. 0:11:21.559 --> 0:11:22.280 Just the fact that it. 0:11:22.240 --> 0:11:25.240 Was so close security with a woman wailing on the ground, 0:11:25.320 --> 0:11:27.680 it just sends to stress signals right around the whole 0:11:27.840 --> 0:11:29.760 entire airport. So you're both in the wrong. As far 0:11:29.800 --> 0:11:30.880 as I'm concerned, I will. 0:11:30.760 --> 0:11:31.960 Agree with that. I will agree with that. 0:11:32.160 --> 0:11:34.599 We're talking, we're talking polytimed injuries. I'm thirteen, one O 0:11:34.679 --> 0:11:35.920 sixty five. Also, if you want to head to the 0:11:35.920 --> 0:11:37.920 pickup dot com dot you to score a five hundred 0:11:37.920 --> 0:11:40.280 dollars Chemist Square House gift card. This happens all the time. 0:11:40.320 --> 0:11:42.560 You're right, Laura, That awkward like back of the ankle 0:11:42.640 --> 0:11:45.960 hurts more than any pain in the world. Tiana, I'm thirteen. 0:11:46.520 --> 0:11:47.800 What's your polytimed injury? 0:11:48.960 --> 0:11:49.120 So? 0:11:49.559 --> 0:11:53.679 I have broken my left pinky toe whilst being newly 0:11:53.800 --> 0:11:56.000 postparted with all three of my daughters. 0:11:56.200 --> 0:11:59.520 Oh oh, you broke it three times? Sorry? Wait, all 0:11:59.600 --> 0:12:02.079 three your daughters with all three. 0:12:01.920 --> 0:12:02.480 Of my daughters. 0:12:02.520 --> 0:12:03.679 It's become like a tradition. 0:12:03.840 --> 0:12:05.400 Now do you want to. 0:12:05.320 --> 0:12:08.680 Know how I broke my pinky toe? I was chasing 0:12:08.720 --> 0:12:11.160 wild pigs in the Amazon jungle and I broke my 0:12:11.160 --> 0:12:14.240 foot in the jungle and my sister had to carry 0:12:14.240 --> 0:12:15.199 me out of the jungle. 0:12:14.920 --> 0:12:17.800 On her back with a broken foot. Talk about dumb. 0:12:19.960 --> 0:12:20.560 Ridiculous. 0:12:20.840 --> 0:12:22.400 Well, I don't understand. 0:12:22.440 --> 0:12:24.960 How is it something that you've done three times each 0:12:25.040 --> 0:12:28.800 time postpartum, like it's part of your post birth ceremony. 0:12:29.480 --> 0:12:32.360 I know it's ridiculous. So the with my eldest and 0:12:32.400 --> 0:12:35.120 my youngest it was on our like wooden dining table, 0:12:35.200 --> 0:12:36.440 like I've just smashed into that. 0:12:38.280 --> 0:12:38.520 Yeah. 0:12:38.559 --> 0:12:41.240 And with my middle daughter, I was vacuuming and I've 0:12:41.320 --> 0:12:44.560 like smashed into the wall. I actually did two toes 0:12:44.600 --> 0:12:46.160 that time and the side of my foot. 0:12:48.280 --> 0:12:50.679 I thought you meant during birth like you were just 0:12:50.800 --> 0:12:53.040 your toes were so scrunched because of the pain that 0:12:53.040 --> 0:12:54.880 they just snapped. That's what I thought she meant. 0:12:55.000 --> 0:12:56.120 No, it happened. 0:12:58.840 --> 0:13:05.320 I've ever said. Absolutely. I hope that makes you feel better, Laura. No, 0:13:05.559 --> 0:13:06.439 your injury is fine. 0:13:06.679 --> 0:13:08.959 Sorry, I'm surprised I even managed to get on the 0:13:08.960 --> 0:13:11.240 stage after that, to be honest, and I'm still waiting 0:13:11.240 --> 0:13:12.439 for a sorry and have not received it. 0:13:12.760 --> 0:13:16.400 Now's your chance, after the break, we're going to talk 0:13:16.400 --> 0:13:16.760 about it. 0:13:16.840 --> 0:13:21.200 David Beckham documentary that is absolutely named Beckham. 0:13:21.280 --> 0:13:23.840 I'm obsessed with it. I'm loving it. It's funny, it's emotional. 0:13:23.920 --> 0:13:24.840 I want to tell you all about it. 0:13:24.880 --> 0:13:26.240 All right, that's next other picture. 0:13:27.520 --> 0:13:31.760 I'm coming in with a recommendation today, Mitch and Laura. Now, 0:13:31.800 --> 0:13:33.640 I know you're going to say, you know why I'm 0:13:33.640 --> 0:13:34.080 doing it. 0:13:34.080 --> 0:13:37.199 It is the David Beckham documentary. I feel like I've 0:13:37.240 --> 0:13:40.760 seen this everywhere over the weekend. It's just called Beckham. 0:13:40.800 --> 0:13:41.040 I know. 0:13:41.200 --> 0:13:44.040 Now I am obviously well if not obviously, but I'm 0:13:44.080 --> 0:13:46.680 dating a football player. He plays for Celtic over in Scotland. 0:13:46.679 --> 0:13:48.320 He's a goalkeeper. So I feel like I have an 0:13:48.360 --> 0:13:50.800 interest in football all of a sudden. But what I 0:13:50.840 --> 0:13:53.839 will say is yes, yes, absolutely never watched a. 0:13:53.760 --> 0:13:55.600 Match my interest yeah yeah. 0:13:55.840 --> 0:13:57.720 But what I will say is now that I have 0:13:57.800 --> 0:14:01.560 watched the Beckham documentary, which is about David Beckham's life 0:14:01.559 --> 0:14:06.160 and posh spies of course Victoria Beckham. Anyone, whether you 0:14:06.200 --> 0:14:08.640 know football or not, or whether you're interesting football or not, 0:14:08.760 --> 0:14:10.960 you would love this documentary because it's like it's a 0:14:11.000 --> 0:14:15.560 look inside of David and Victoria Beckham's life where you 0:14:15.600 --> 0:14:16.960 feel like you know everything about them. 0:14:17.000 --> 0:14:19.320 Because they're so public, but in fact, you know not 0:14:19.480 --> 0:14:20.000 much at all. 0:14:20.080 --> 0:14:21.520 Well, I mean, I haven't seen it yet, Britt, but 0:14:21.560 --> 0:14:23.440 I would say, I mean, I know nothing about football, 0:14:23.480 --> 0:14:25.080 and you know, to be fair, I don't really care 0:14:25.080 --> 0:14:27.720 that much about football, But I grew up during the 0:14:27.760 --> 0:14:30.160 era of the Spice Girls, So like for me, that's 0:14:30.240 --> 0:14:30.520 the link. 0:14:30.600 --> 0:14:32.360 I think that it kind of straddles both, Britt. 0:14:32.360 --> 0:14:35.120 Do they discuss love the cheating allegations, because that's what 0:14:35.200 --> 0:14:38.160 I care about, because like the whole relationship has been 0:14:38.600 --> 0:14:40.680 strife with accusations of cheating. 0:14:41.280 --> 0:14:45.000 Yeah, they do. You know what, It's always been the elephant. 0:14:44.640 --> 0:14:46.200 In the room that no one's ever known about, and 0:14:46.200 --> 0:14:48.560 no one's ever committed to, no one's admitted to. And 0:14:48.600 --> 0:14:52.080 they do touch on it briefly, but they mix it 0:14:52.080 --> 0:14:53.600 in with other trauma in their life. 0:14:53.640 --> 0:14:55.840 So have listened to this and tell me where you think. 0:14:56.200 --> 0:15:02.520 There was some horrible stories that were difficult to deal with. 0:15:02.800 --> 0:15:05.520 It was the first time that me and Victoria had 0:15:05.560 --> 0:15:06.480 been put under. 0:15:06.800 --> 0:15:10.000 It was the hardest period for us because it felt 0:15:10.040 --> 0:15:12.000 like the world was against us. And here's the thing, 0:15:12.000 --> 0:15:15.080 we were against each other. If I'm being completely honest. 0:15:14.920 --> 0:15:17.000 I think we both felt at the time that we 0:15:17.000 --> 0:15:20.720 were not losing each other but drowning. 0:15:23.120 --> 0:15:26.160 So he's talking about these allegations of when he moved 0:15:26.160 --> 0:15:28.800 to Real Madrid and Victoria stayed at home with the 0:15:28.880 --> 0:15:31.200 kids because she, you know, she got hate for not 0:15:31.240 --> 0:15:32.800 even going with him, but she's like, you know, my 0:15:32.880 --> 0:15:34.000 kids are in school, what do you want to do? 0:15:34.360 --> 0:15:35.360 Dragon around the country? 0:15:35.880 --> 0:15:38.840 Yeah, and this is when the allegations came out that 0:15:38.840 --> 0:15:41.320 he cheated with his pa. Now it hasn't been proven, 0:15:41.360 --> 0:15:44.120 but not putting fingers usually where they smokes fire, but 0:15:45.080 --> 0:15:46.960 they sort of dance around it. You can see that 0:15:47.000 --> 0:15:49.200 they talk about it being the absolute hardest time of 0:15:49.240 --> 0:15:53.120 their relationship and to add to that pressure, it's like 0:15:53.160 --> 0:15:55.040 they've got all this stress from the rest of the world. 0:15:55.120 --> 0:15:56.280 There's been hating on them for. 0:15:56.240 --> 0:15:59.760 The last five years because of the red card that 0:15:59.800 --> 0:16:01.840 they Beckham got in the nineteen ninety eight World Cup. 0:16:01.880 --> 0:16:04.040 As soon as he got this red card means he 0:16:04.080 --> 0:16:06.960 got sent off mister match and the whole world turned 0:16:07.000 --> 0:16:07.280 on him. 0:16:07.560 --> 0:16:08.960 So what was the red card incident? 0:16:09.320 --> 0:16:12.320 Well, so Laura David Beckham was like their prized player 0:16:12.520 --> 0:16:14.800 and this is in the World Cup against Argentina and 0:16:15.040 --> 0:16:17.960 he got into a scuffle with a player and he 0:16:18.000 --> 0:16:18.840