WEBVTT - Free Britney with Joel Creasey 0:00:00.080 --> 0:00:03.720 In twenty twenty one, Britney Spears, at the time thirty 0:00:03.800 --> 0:00:07.280 nine years old, had spent the last thirteen years living 0:00:07.400 --> 0:00:10.040 under a conservative ship. Is that too many numbers so far? 0:00:10.760 --> 0:00:13.400 I'm doing girl math right now. It's that's like the 0:00:13.440 --> 0:00:16.480 cool thing at the moment, girl girl math whatever. No 0:00:16.480 --> 0:00:19.080 one really does. This is degrading to women. I don't know. 0:00:19.360 --> 0:00:21.680 People love saying it though I've got my account. A 0:00:21.720 --> 0:00:24.919 woman's fantastic. We should start saying boy math. Yeah, it's okay, 0:00:24.920 --> 0:00:27.479 we're doing goy math. Doing boy math. In court, she 0:00:27.560 --> 0:00:31.640 spoke out publicly for over twenty minutes about her harrowing 0:00:31.680 --> 0:00:34.919 experience under the thumb of her father Jamie Spears and 0:00:35.000 --> 0:00:38.800 lawyer Andrew Wallat. No, that is not a joke. Oh 0:00:38.800 --> 0:00:43.320 my gosh. Is that that's called nominative determinism. 0:00:43.640 --> 0:00:43.840 Yes. 0:00:44.080 --> 0:00:47.000 Yes, when your name is your job, like if you're 0:00:47.080 --> 0:00:49.600 Craig Baker and you're a Baker, great, great, Yeah, I 0:00:49.600 --> 0:00:52.839 love that. Since the establishment of Spears's conservativeship, she had 0:00:52.880 --> 0:00:56.400 released four albums, headlined a global tour that grossed one 0:00:56.480 --> 0:00:59.960 hundred and thirty one million dollars and performed for four 0:01:00.120 --> 0:01:04.320 years in her Las Vegas residency, yet her conservatives deemed 0:01:04.360 --> 0:01:08.320 her unfit to take care of herself. They had control 0:01:08.400 --> 0:01:12.360 of a spending communications and personal decisions. This is a 0:01:12.480 --> 0:01:16.640 story of the Free Britney movement. It's Britney bitch, It's 0:01:16.880 --> 0:01:39.560 Britney bitch. And we can reference George is not here 0:01:39.680 --> 0:01:41.920 of course, Yeah yeah, yeah, let's not pretend that she's here. 0:01:42.480 --> 0:01:46.399 She didn't speak because I do such great impression, great gread, 0:01:46.400 --> 0:01:48.880 this would be great. This is so good. Hey, everybody, 0:01:48.920 --> 0:01:53.640 welcome to not Another Crime podcast. I'm Sammy Peterson and 0:01:53.920 --> 0:01:57.800 I am not a journalist. I'll just say that right 0:01:57.880 --> 0:02:01.680 up front. I'm not a goddamn journal A very quick 0:02:01.800 --> 0:02:05.880 message from me aka semip letting you know that she 0:02:06.480 --> 0:02:11.280 was sick this week when we recorded, and instead I 0:02:11.520 --> 0:02:16.160 was joined by the Great Joel Creasy and decided to 0:02:16.200 --> 0:02:21.680 actually have a less grisly murder story this week and 0:02:21.800 --> 0:02:24.919 give you all a very well deserved break. But still 0:02:24.960 --> 0:02:29.000 in the realm of crime. I am talking about the 0:02:29.200 --> 0:02:34.880 Free Britney Movement, the great Britney Spears Icon Britney Spears, 0:02:35.280 --> 0:02:37.200 and in the same vein, I want to let you 0:02:37.240 --> 0:02:40.880 know that Joel and I get very excited around each other, 0:02:40.960 --> 0:02:44.240 continue to talk, have a great time, and I will 0:02:44.560 --> 0:02:48.359 break up this episode by bringing in some facts about Britney, 0:02:48.400 --> 0:02:51.000 so at some point it will just be me just talking, 0:02:51.120 --> 0:02:55.160 just delivering the facts. And then Joel and I discussed 0:02:55.200 --> 0:02:58.320 more about Britney and some of the things that kind 0:02:58.320 --> 0:03:01.960 of happened around that time. I hope you enjoy this episode. 0:03:01.960 --> 0:03:06.080 Gee will be back this coming Thursday in a Thursday 0:03:06.120 --> 0:03:10.520 Treat episode which is a murder story this week, so 0:03:10.600 --> 0:03:14.280 you get this episode is just an overview of the 0:03:14.400 --> 0:03:19.000 Britney Spears conservativeship and we'll be back with the mail 0:03:19.120 --> 0:03:22.079 bag as well very soon. Thank you for writing in 0:03:22.440 --> 0:03:24.600 the best way to support this podcast, as you know, 0:03:24.840 --> 0:03:29.400 is continually leaving five star reviews, five star ratings and 0:03:29.480 --> 0:03:32.639 of course writing into Sammy at just Another Company dot 0:03:32.680 --> 0:03:37.000 com dot au or leaving us a voicemail. All of 0:03:37.040 --> 0:03:42.800 the links are in the show notes below. It's Brittany Bitch. Okay, 0:03:43.040 --> 0:03:46.360 let's start Mickey Mouse Club. Were you Team Brittany or 0:03:46.400 --> 0:03:50.520 Team Christina? Always team Brittany. Who are you team Christina? Yeah? Yeah, 0:03:50.560 --> 0:03:53.440 yeah yeah. I love Christina Aguilera. I went and saw 0:03:53.480 --> 0:03:56.960 her in Perth at the Burswood Dome which was the 0:03:57.000 --> 0:04:00.280 old theater in Perth Theater Stadium and it was held 0:04:00.320 --> 0:04:02.960 up by like a like a like a helium sort 0:04:02.960 --> 0:04:06.280 of dome. And when you exited because of the I 0:04:06.320 --> 0:04:08.520 guess the air pressure, you get like blown out. Yeah, 0:04:08.560 --> 0:04:10.560 you have security catch you on the other side of 0:04:10.600 --> 0:04:12.600 the door. God. Yeah. That's also where they had the 0:04:12.640 --> 0:04:14.920 Hopman Cup, which was the Perth tennis tournament, where I 0:04:14.920 --> 0:04:16.840 was a bull boy. Were you actually yes, I was 0:04:16.839 --> 0:04:21.039 a ball a boy for the concert. Throw a ball 0:04:21.080 --> 0:04:23.839 at because you know when you see the ball kids, 0:04:24.160 --> 0:04:28.479 ball boys, boy kids, ball kids, the top ball kid 0:04:28.839 --> 0:04:32.400 one at the net. Yes, that's experienced. You get to 0:04:32.400 --> 0:04:34.159 stay at the net the whole time, just in case 0:04:34.320 --> 0:04:36.719 you're gonna run across. Yes, yeah, yeah yeah, and often 0:04:36.760 --> 0:04:39.160 you mon't get hit by a ball. The most exciting bit. 0:04:39.560 --> 0:04:41.839 Yeah I was not. I never got net, but I 0:04:41.920 --> 0:04:44.479 was up the back and Serena hit me with the 0:04:44.480 --> 0:04:47.200 ball once and that bruise, like, I wish it stayed 0:04:47.200 --> 0:04:48.960 for life. Yeah she could designed it. 0:04:49.240 --> 0:04:49.400 Yeah. 0:04:49.480 --> 0:04:52.200 Oh go your tattoo. I love that, but tattoo the 0:04:52.200 --> 0:04:55.520 band other things she's said, I don't think she's sad 0:04:56.080 --> 0:04:59.360 and are they fake lesbians or not. Remember that its controversy. 0:05:00.160 --> 0:05:03.280 Oh also, yeah, I'll get back to it. Tattoo when 0:05:03.320 --> 0:05:07.360 I was commentating Eurovision with Beautiful before hers, Yeah, Tattoo, 0:05:07.760 --> 0:05:13.920 the band the Foe whatever they were commentate Eurovision for Russia. 0:05:14.240 --> 0:05:16.080 Do they really They are in the commentary booth next 0:05:16.080 --> 0:05:17.840 to Oh my God because they're legends. Yeah. With that 0:05:17.920 --> 0:05:22.120 one song, Capital T little a Capital T listener, it's 0:05:22.120 --> 0:05:25.360 so confusing to spell. I can never get it right. 0:05:25.440 --> 0:05:27.520 I know, at least at Nova, you know, we keep 0:05:27.560 --> 0:05:30.400 it really familiar. I don't think, just know. That's our 0:05:30.440 --> 0:05:33.440 current catch phrase. Now I should say Georgie Love is 0:05:33.480 --> 0:05:37.560 not here today, but she said I want someone who 0:05:37.600 --> 0:05:41.360 is like me, another gay man. So crazy. That's exactly 0:05:41.440 --> 0:05:43.400 what she said because she's not here. And you know, 0:05:43.400 --> 0:05:46.920 it's weird giving compliments to people's face and something you 0:05:46.960 --> 0:05:49.400 and I do, like you get you get so uncomfortable 0:05:49.400 --> 0:05:52.039 when someone starts complimenting you. She is so great, she's 0:05:52.040 --> 0:05:55.039 so great, she's so great, she's so funny. I just 0:05:55.080 --> 0:05:58.400 think she's such a talent. She has such a beautiful 0:05:58.400 --> 0:06:01.560 speaking voice. Yeah, yeah, you really should be anchoring like 0:06:01.600 --> 0:06:07.000 a primetime news show. And she's so beautiful, so beautiful. 0:06:07.040 --> 0:06:10.240 I forget every I've known a for years, hung out 0:06:10.360 --> 0:06:13.080 so many times, every single time, I'm like, oh that's right, 0:06:13.120 --> 0:06:15.400 you're stunning. Yeah yeah, well you forget because there's so 0:06:15.400 --> 0:06:18.360 many other qualities to her, like she's so fucking funny 0:06:18.400 --> 0:06:21.360 all the time, and she's really britiitue. Yes. Yeah, there's 0:06:21.360 --> 0:06:23.480 a beautiful photo of her as a child to your 0:06:24.240 --> 0:06:26.880 people left that she thought I wouldn't hang up, and 0:06:26.880 --> 0:06:28.280 I was like, oh, I'm going to hang that out. 0:06:28.360 --> 0:06:30.680 That is so funny. She's also the gayest man Ever's 0:06:30.720 --> 0:06:34.440 the gayest man? Like, where is she right now? New York? Yeah, 0:06:34.520 --> 0:06:35.880 she's pretating to be sick so she can go to 0:06:35.880 --> 0:06:40.120 New York for five hours, I know, seeing Hamilton show time. 0:06:40.640 --> 0:06:42.760 So what was I saying? So you were talking about 0:06:42.800 --> 0:06:45.760 the concert? Yeah, and Bulkid and then I'll get back 0:06:45.800 --> 0:06:48.440 to the concert. Oh my gosh, this is okay. So 0:06:48.600 --> 0:06:51.600 bull Kid, I was put on drinks duty, so that's 0:06:51.640 --> 0:06:54.280 kind of like your lower ranking bull Kid, and I 0:06:54.360 --> 0:06:58.000 was fabulous on drinks. It's getting like the powerade. Yeah, 0:06:58.360 --> 0:07:00.240 I'm going like, Kim Cloisters, what would you like? Like, 0:07:00.279 --> 0:07:02.839 you know, like, what can I make you. And also 0:07:02.920 --> 0:07:05.599 I was such a huge Kim Clysis fan growing up 0:07:05.640 --> 0:07:09.680 because I used to play competitive tennis. Loved Belgian number 0:07:09.760 --> 0:07:12.360 one Kim Cleisters so much. I had my tennis racket, 0:07:12.960 --> 0:07:15.480 I had the grip the same color as her, the 0:07:15.520 --> 0:07:19.640 same brand babbalat the same shock absorber. And we were 0:07:19.680 --> 0:07:22.280 waiting to walk out because one because I'm hotting cup 0:07:22.360 --> 0:07:24.760 is country versus country. Okay, sure I got to walk 0:07:24.840 --> 0:07:27.720 the Belgian flag out for Kim Cleisters. Wow. And this 0:07:27.760 --> 0:07:30.600 is when she was dating Lane and Hewett and twelve 0:07:30.640 --> 0:07:33.360 year old Joel in a legionnaire's cap because we were 0:07:33.720 --> 0:07:35.600 sponsored by like Sun Smart even though it was an 0:07:35.600 --> 0:07:38.320 indoor event. Terrible name for a cap, by the way, 0:07:38.360 --> 0:07:41.000 like it's also a disease which the legion and that's 0:07:41.080 --> 0:07:43.440 the cap is so ugly. I probably hardly get the disease. 0:07:44.200 --> 0:07:46.920 I said to Kim Clisters, you're too good for Layton. 0:07:48.000 --> 0:07:50.440 They broke They broke up a month later. Yes, I 0:07:50.520 --> 0:07:52.880 said that almost did no as like will as the 0:07:52.880 --> 0:07:56.400 Belgian national anthem was playing. Whether she heard me or not, 0:07:56.440 --> 0:07:58.760 I don't know, but they brought it al. That's so funny. 0:07:58.800 --> 0:08:01.320 So you broke those two up. Oh my god, Now 0:08:01.680 --> 0:08:03.320 the concert that you went to, what did you think 0:08:03.360 --> 0:08:06.120 when you saw this Christina Aguilra. So this is when 0:08:06.160 --> 0:08:08.280 everyone was like, oh, she's pregnant and she was pretending 0:08:08.320 --> 0:08:11.000 not to be. On the screens were these like amazing 0:08:11.000 --> 0:08:13.840 images of her, like walking backstage, and we meant to 0:08:13.880 --> 0:08:15.600 imagine it was at the Birdswood Dome, and I guess 0:08:15.600 --> 0:08:18.480 because they used the same the same vision everywhere and 0:08:18.520 --> 0:08:20.640 she's in this like amazing This was during the you know, 0:08:20.680 --> 0:08:23.440 the candy Man sort of sixties zero. Yeah, this amazing 0:08:23.560 --> 0:08:26.400 tight white suit with a little like white fedora. And 0:08:26.440 --> 0:08:28.920 then and it's like as if she's about to come 0:08:28.960 --> 0:08:31.720 out onto stage, but she comes out in a completely different, 0:08:32.160 --> 0:08:36.240 altered sort of suit, all everything taken out, and I'm like, oh, 0:08:36.280 --> 0:08:39.320 she's pregnant. And that was the last show. She canceled 0:08:39.360 --> 0:08:41.720 the rest of the Australian tour. Oh wow, because she 0:08:41.720 --> 0:08:47.440 had a fight with Carl gais the only reason. What 0:08:47.520 --> 0:08:51.040 a reference? Just reference? Well, you're talking about the Nckey 0:08:51.080 --> 0:08:52.960 Mouse Club and it you like the most. But she 0:08:53.080 --> 0:08:56.280 was so good life. She is one of the great vocalists. 0:08:56.320 --> 0:08:58.400 But then I went and saw her last year at 0:08:58.400 --> 0:09:02.360 Flemington Racecourse. She had a racecods. I think she was 0:09:02.440 --> 0:09:06.800 number seventeen. And no, she did a like a festival 0:09:07.400 --> 0:09:09.079 and the weather was so bad. It wasn't the one 0:09:09.120 --> 0:09:10.920 with tea pain or something. Was that there was a 0:09:11.720 --> 0:09:16.880 boy of course and was better. Wow, admittedly the weather 0:09:17.000 --> 0:09:20.640 was not on Christina side. Yeah, sure, it was so good. Yeah, 0:09:20.800 --> 0:09:22.720 she'd be great live, she'd be so much fun. So 0:09:22.760 --> 0:09:26.160 that have you seen Britney? Yes, so I saw Brittany 0:09:26.200 --> 0:09:28.760 in the burrs Were Dome, the same place. It's it's 0:09:28.760 --> 0:09:33.280 now off to stadium and no, so she comes out 0:09:33.280 --> 0:09:36.040 she's doing the Circus tour. This is when stuff's really 0:09:36.080 --> 0:09:38.320 starting to go down with Brittany and people are starting 0:09:38.320 --> 0:09:40.400 to go is everything okay? They're as talking about the 0:09:40.440 --> 0:09:42.320 lip syncing at this time. Weren't they a lot of 0:09:42.360 --> 0:09:45.760 lip sync? Yeah? And this is before Perez Hilton was canceled. 0:09:45.960 --> 0:09:47.960 So Perez is like kind of doing this big intro 0:09:48.120 --> 0:09:50.760 about Perez Hill. Yeah, never forget, you know, the penises 0:09:50.760 --> 0:09:54.160 on the face. And and it's a concert where the 0:09:54.240 --> 0:09:57.680 stage is in the middle. So Brittany arrives, everyone cheers 0:09:57.880 --> 0:10:02.559 and then Brittany goes in Perth and she goes, Hello Brisbane. 0:10:04.040 --> 0:10:06.920 For any other artist, the crowd would turn on you, 0:10:07.360 --> 0:10:12.520 but the Perth crowd were like, yes, we've got we've 0:10:12.559 --> 0:10:14.960 got crazy Britney. We don't care that you don't know 0:10:15.000 --> 0:10:17.920 where you are. It's better for us if you don't. Yes, 0:10:18.520 --> 0:10:22.439 But now all the Britney videos go dancing with the nice. 0:10:22.800 --> 0:10:25.400 There is so much going on. And also, like people 0:10:25.400 --> 0:10:27.959 became obsessed with the Instagram and I want to kind 0:10:28.000 --> 0:10:30.079 of long caption the long captions. I want to get 0:10:30.080 --> 0:10:32.200 you back on at some point to talk about don't 0:10:32.240 --> 0:10:36.560 fuck with cats where people actually did the did like 0:10:36.640 --> 0:10:39.319 internet sleuths did something good for one. Yeah, Body Movin 0:10:39.480 --> 0:10:41.720 and John Green, the two like that were they were 0:10:41.760 --> 0:10:45.360 their Internet aliases. Yeah, yeah, biggest nerds ever tracked down 0:10:45.559 --> 0:10:50.120 a serial killer obsessed wild But Britney I'm right across 0:10:50.160 --> 0:10:52.760 because we talk about her a lot of Yeah, yeah, 0:10:52.880 --> 0:10:55.240 have you seen the footage of her recently doing the 0:10:55.360 --> 0:10:58.240 dance you know with the weird sort of yeah, what 0:10:58.280 --> 0:11:01.080 do they call those tops? They're like, was the bally 0:11:01.160 --> 0:11:02.360 dance one that she did? 0:11:02.600 --> 0:11:02.760 Well? 0:11:02.800 --> 0:11:05.040 She always saw its a little of dancing, you know, 0:11:05.400 --> 0:11:08.360 on the house. Improly it's jazz dance. Yeah, she loves 0:11:08.360 --> 0:11:10.720 the little belly dancing. You know, she's like ten years 0:11:10.720 --> 0:11:14.560 They add a and who I once met and she 0:11:14.760 --> 0:11:16.800 said to me, I'm really good friends with the comedian 0:11:16.880 --> 0:11:19.839 And I said her and she said, Joe Christy get out. 0:11:20.800 --> 0:11:22.559 This was like ten years ago. Look do you know 0:11:22.600 --> 0:11:25.040 why she would have said that. I used to write 0:11:25.120 --> 0:11:27.959 jokes for ten years? Did you really had some sort 0:11:27.960 --> 0:11:29.960 of online series? And I was writing some jokes for 0:11:30.000 --> 0:11:33.679 her and she's for everyone is from Who Dares Win? 0:11:33.720 --> 0:11:35.680 Who Dares Win? Which is so funny because an episode 0:11:35.679 --> 0:11:37.720 that's coming out this week, we talk about Mike Whitney 0:11:37.720 --> 0:11:41.280 for a very long time and ten years Lada comes up, so, oh, Michael, yeah, 0:11:41.280 --> 0:11:43.840 because if Mike Whitney, So if the person they asked 0:11:43.880 --> 0:11:46.880 to do the dare wouldn't do the dare, then Mike 0:11:46.880 --> 0:11:49.160 would do it. And then remember sometimes ten years iad 0:11:49.160 --> 0:11:50.760 it would do the dare and I was like little 0:11:50.800 --> 0:11:55.120 gay was like and also looking back, the dares were 0:11:55.120 --> 0:11:57.560 so light, so lame. I remember one where it was 0:11:57.600 --> 0:12:00.240 like always in a shopping center and it was like, oh, 0:12:00.280 --> 0:12:00.880 we're jumping. 0:12:01.160 --> 0:12:01.280 No. 0:12:01.520 --> 0:12:03.040 This was one where there was like would you get 0:12:03.120 --> 0:12:06.640 naked in a sleeping on that show. And then and 0:12:06.640 --> 0:12:08.560 then Mike always went and got the clothes that was 0:12:08.600 --> 0:12:12.880 his bit and walked up, Hey, Mike, good stuff, still 0:12:12.960 --> 0:12:15.400 good stuff. Well, I remember doing a gig with Fiona 0:12:15.559 --> 0:12:18.080 Lachlan and had the comics lounge and ten year's Ada 0:12:18.080 --> 0:12:20.360 came along because this is around the time to see 0:12:20.400 --> 0:12:23.240 Joe Christie, her favorite Joe Christie. He's great, sounds like 0:12:23.280 --> 0:12:27.560 great Christie, like a US politician. And she came up 0:12:27.600 --> 0:12:31.560 to Fiona and I and sort of like, kind of 0:12:32.040 --> 0:12:37.880 she's really lovely and very in person. Tanya's very enigmatic 0:12:37.920 --> 0:12:40.200 and you kind of like draws you in. And she 0:12:40.280 --> 0:12:43.800 came up to Fionna and I and she goes, I 0:12:43.840 --> 0:12:48.080 love humor, she told, she told, she told me that 0:12:48.120 --> 0:12:51.800 she loves jokes. Yeah, I love jokes. And the second 0:12:51.840 --> 0:12:53.640 she left the room, Fiona and I were like, well, 0:12:53.640 --> 0:12:57.840 I love air, I love water, Yeah, I love breathing, 0:12:57.960 --> 0:13:01.040 I love sleeping, I love him, I love humor. I 0:13:01.080 --> 0:13:03.360 don't do it myself, but I love to watch. But 0:13:03.400 --> 0:13:06.600 she would thought it was a real insightful yeah comment, 0:13:06.840 --> 0:13:08.920 And I don't want ten years out of any other way. 0:13:09.720 --> 0:13:12.480 That's exactly the person you imagine for sure. 0:13:12.920 --> 0:13:15.560 What you don't realize is that Britney's making you all 0:13:15.600 --> 0:13:17.520 this money and all you do is write a bunch 0:13:17.520 --> 0:13:22.120 of crap about her. She hasn't performed on stage in years. 0:13:23.600 --> 0:13:25.960 Her song ist God Give Me More for a reason 0:13:25.960 --> 0:13:27.920 because all you people one is more and more and 0:13:27.960 --> 0:13:31.599 more and more and more alone. 0:13:31.760 --> 0:13:34.560 And the Free Britney movement was such a thing where 0:13:34.559 --> 0:13:37.000 it was like Chris Crocker was the first person to 0:13:37.000 --> 0:13:39.880 come out and say leave Britain, that's right, which was 0:13:39.880 --> 0:13:41.920 like two thousand and seven. Yeah, and that was like 0:13:42.160 --> 0:13:44.959 kind of early days of YouTube, I want to say, Yeah, 0:13:45.000 --> 0:13:47.320 it was, yeah, and Chris Crocker became a huge star 0:13:47.640 --> 0:13:50.079 around that time. Yeah, he surely drew like an I'm 0:13:50.080 --> 0:13:53.120 a celebrity appearance, But it was It was such an 0:13:53.120 --> 0:13:56.520 interesting time because people went, there's something going on with Britney, 0:13:56.600 --> 0:14:00.880 but no one really knew exactly what to And because 0:14:00.920 --> 0:14:03.320 when was the kiss with Madonna on stage? Oh god, 0:14:03.320 --> 0:14:05.440 that would have been early two thousands, I think, because 0:14:05.440 --> 0:14:08.240 wouldn't Christina have been pissed because sheer this Madonna too, 0:14:08.240 --> 0:14:12.120 but they cut away really yeah, but that Madonna kissed 0:14:12.160 --> 0:14:16.079 Christina first and then Brittany. So Brittany got Christina Christina 0:14:16.120 --> 0:14:19.600 sloppy second, but they do a cut away to the audience. 0:14:19.960 --> 0:14:22.040 Oh my god, this was double a dirty day. So 0:14:22.040 --> 0:14:26.960 when Christine had like the really raggedy black hair, but yeah, 0:14:26.960 --> 0:14:29.040 I remember that leave Britney alone. It was iconic. And 0:14:29.080 --> 0:14:32.800 also so many people have told me that I look 0:14:32.960 --> 0:14:36.240 like him, really Chris Crocker, I'm like, cool, thanks, what 0:14:36.320 --> 0:14:40.120 the guy the guy on YouTube over a person he 0:14:40.200 --> 0:14:43.200 doesn't even know and say, remember the line, if you 0:14:43.240 --> 0:14:44.880 want to go to Brittany, You're gonna have to go 0:14:44.960 --> 0:14:48.400 through me. Hilarious, And I think even Brittany was like, hilario, 0:14:48.480 --> 0:14:50.280 take that. I don't want to know. Yeah, that would 0:14:50.320 --> 0:14:51.560 be hard. That's like a feather. 0:14:52.320 --> 0:14:56.440 Speaking of professionalism, when is it professional to publicly bash 0:14:56.520 --> 0:14:58.680 someone who's going through our time? 0:15:00.480 --> 0:15:01.600 Bretty alone? 0:15:03.040 --> 0:15:12.600 Please leave Britney Spruce alone right now a minute. Anyone 0:15:12.640 --> 0:15:14.920 who has a problem with her, you deal with me 0:15:15.800 --> 0:15:17.680 because she's not well right now. 0:15:19.280 --> 0:15:22.280 Oh my god. Conservativeships, there aren't that many like public 0:15:22.600 --> 0:15:25.600 conservative ships. It's so conservativeship for people that don't know 0:15:25.760 --> 0:15:29.200 is kind of you're under some sort of like illegal 0:15:29.240 --> 0:15:31.120 guardian when you can't take care of yourself. A lot 0:15:31.120 --> 0:15:33.200 of the time. It's for people with Alzheimer's. Yeah, you 0:15:33.280 --> 0:15:36.640 can't take over them to take care of their own 0:15:36.640 --> 0:15:40.320 finances and everything. Wendy Williams is apparently under one. Oh 0:15:40.400 --> 0:15:45.360 my god, Wendy Williams. Wendy Williams. Yeah, waiting for the 0:15:45.400 --> 0:15:47.920 people that you would know. Okay, I'll come back and 0:15:47.960 --> 0:15:49.360 do don't fuck your cats and they I'll come back 0:15:49.400 --> 0:15:51.000 and do. Wendy Williams. What about when she wasssed this 0:15:51.120 --> 0:15:54.080 is the statue of Liberty and fa Yeah. Yeah. And 0:15:54.080 --> 0:15:56.960 Amanda Bindes is the other one that's under Conservative ship 0:15:57.080 --> 0:15:59.320 at the same time. Amanda Bynes is a bit like 0:15:59.360 --> 0:16:03.280 Lindsay Lynghan could have had an oscar in it. Absolutely 0:16:03.360 --> 0:16:06.520 still could. I think Lindsay still could. Yeah, after Freaky 0:16:06.560 --> 0:16:14.640 Friday too, it's a sorry get a freaky freaky freaky, 0:16:14.680 --> 0:16:17.360 but the first one was really fun, so much fun. Yeah, 0:16:17.440 --> 0:16:19.720 So basically a conservative ship for people that don't know. 0:16:20.240 --> 0:16:21.880 Is it like being a child again and your adults 0:16:21.880 --> 0:16:24.600 are in the parents. Yeah. Yeah, it's like kind of 0:16:24.640 --> 0:16:27.080 like just having I guess power of attorney is when 0:16:27.080 --> 0:16:30.080 someone can actually say you're going to take care of 0:16:30.120 --> 0:16:32.560 this stuff for me. I I can't do it anymore. 0:16:32.600 --> 0:16:35.160 They don't have but they actually vocalize that or write 0:16:35.160 --> 0:16:37.720 it down. Okay. And a conservativeship is when someone else 0:16:37.800 --> 0:16:42.240 takes over, including finance, including finance, so you're not even 0:16:42.240 --> 0:16:45.160 allowed to like buy a coffee. Well no, so you 0:16:45.240 --> 0:16:48.160 have an allowance in a conservative ship. So which is 0:16:48.360 --> 0:16:50.000 the stuff that we're going to get into is that 0:16:50.480 --> 0:16:53.760 Jamie her dad started to take control of her finances 0:16:53.760 --> 0:16:59.200 and everything wage and it got really horrible really quickly. 0:16:59.280 --> 0:17:01.760 Like it's a yeah. Look, I was saying to someone 0:17:01.760 --> 0:17:03.640 the other day, like I think I might need a Carara. 0:17:03.840 --> 0:17:07.560 That's a bit different to being like so nice. I 0:17:07.560 --> 0:17:10.040 had a PA for seven years. Yeah, I've gone a 0:17:10.119 --> 0:17:12.480 year without one. Did you call did she call them 0:17:12.480 --> 0:17:16.520 your cara? Essentially? Yeah, came fed you. Yeah, to give 0:17:16.520 --> 0:17:18.840 a walk being a dog kid, I know. I mean 0:17:18.840 --> 0:17:22.080 I was late today. I'm late everywhere, but on gates 0:17:22.520 --> 0:17:24.280 or drag time. You told me that, you said gates 0:17:24.320 --> 0:17:27.080 always run late. Yeah, we call it drag time. A 0:17:27.119 --> 0:17:29.000 drag show will never go up on time. Say the 0:17:29.040 --> 0:17:30.840 drag show is at ten pm. Yeah, those girls are going 0:17:30.880 --> 0:17:33.480 on a twenty five because they're backstage learning the curry 0:17:33.560 --> 0:17:36.480 like fifteen minutes. Yeah yeah, yeah, Well, so Joel, today, 0:17:36.520 --> 0:17:37.960 I'm going to tell you a little bit about Britney 0:17:38.000 --> 0:17:40.880 spears and you you know a lot of this stuff anyway, 0:17:41.000 --> 0:17:44.440 so I don't yeah, yeah, need to be more informed. 0:17:44.480 --> 0:17:46.320 You're going to learn all of this stuff about Britney 0:17:46.359 --> 0:17:48.840 and then you're going to be a Britney expert. Maybe 0:17:48.840 --> 0:17:52.520 it'll be Pritzburg, maybe it'll be a convert Kin. Well, 0:17:52.560 --> 0:17:54.800 I can, I can. I can change you from loving 0:17:54.880 --> 0:17:57.520 Christina and seeing Christina every time. I don't think you no, 0:17:57.520 --> 0:17:59.760 I don't think you about to change it because Brittany, 0:18:00.400 --> 0:18:02.959 this is what I always have a debate about. I 0:18:03.000 --> 0:18:06.120 don't think she's a gay icon. Right. There's a lot 0:18:06.200 --> 0:18:10.520 of like, like how we choose gay icons is very weird. 0:18:11.359 --> 0:18:14.640 I wouldn't say Christine is a gay icon, nor would 0:18:14.760 --> 0:18:21.080 Colleen gay. So how are they picked? Like happen? It 0:18:21.240 --> 0:18:28.960 just happens anyone with the surname and Brendan Madonna, yes, okay, 0:18:29.359 --> 0:18:38.240 Gaga probably, yeah, Chris Jenna, it's Piggy, Yes, huge gay 0:18:38.440 --> 0:18:44.119 icon one of the originals share icon. But that's so obvious. Yeah, yeah, 0:18:44.160 --> 0:18:48.200 but Brittany maybe not, maybe not Julie Hillard Weirdly maybe 0:18:48.240 --> 0:18:50.119 a gay icon, even though she didn't pass gay marriage. 0:18:50.119 --> 0:18:52.679 It's just we have a weird set of rystols and 0:18:52.720 --> 0:18:55.320 then it either comes across Magda or my desk and 0:18:55.320 --> 0:18:58.879 we stamp it and then you've got your gay. It 0:18:59.000 --> 0:19:03.399 just says gay. Yeah, she gave a gay icon. So 0:19:04.640 --> 0:19:08.600 on July fourteenth, twenty twenty one, Britney Spears gave her 0:19:08.680 --> 0:19:13.720 court testimony. I have been in shock. I am traumatized. 0:19:14.000 --> 0:19:16.840 You know, fake till you make it. But now I'm 0:19:16.880 --> 0:19:20.679 telling you the truth. Okay. I'm not happy. I can't sleep. 0:19:20.960 --> 0:19:24.960 I'm so angry it's insane, and I'm depressed. I cry 0:19:25.080 --> 0:19:27.919 every day. So maybe you can understand the depth and 0:19:28.000 --> 0:19:30.960 the degree and the damage that they did to me 0:19:31.119 --> 0:19:35.080 back then. I want changes and I want changes going forward. 0:19:35.440 --> 0:19:38.560 I deserve changes. So that was her court testimony to 0:19:39.040 --> 0:19:42.800 get Jamie Spears her father away. So when she says 0:19:42.960 --> 0:19:45.840 they did to me, she's talking about gay parents. Yeah, 0:19:45.880 --> 0:19:48.880 so Lynn and and Jamie are two parents that she's 0:19:48.880 --> 0:19:52.639 talking about. Because the sister as well, Yeah, who was 0:19:52.640 --> 0:19:55.240 in the film Crossroads. I believe do you know I 0:19:55.240 --> 0:19:57.159 don't think I've ever seen it because she's not a 0:19:57.160 --> 0:20:00.760 gay icon. That's I know, very I mean the thing though, 0:20:00.800 --> 0:20:02.439 there would be people that go, know she is a 0:20:02.480 --> 0:20:05.760 gay icon. There's debate, there's debate. Would you have a 0:20:05.840 --> 0:20:08.040 debate about it? Do you think that you would? Who 0:20:08.040 --> 0:20:09.920 would be the first? I do the great debate Forum 0:20:10.000 --> 0:20:12.760 Comedy Festival. I'll run past them and is Brittany a 0:20:12.760 --> 0:20:13.280 gay icon? 0:20:13.320 --> 0:20:13.399 On? 0:20:13.400 --> 0:20:16.560 It's so fun? Yeah, can't wait to see Tom Gleason 0:20:16.600 --> 0:20:20.720 debating that one. A few days later, Brittany took to 0:20:20.800 --> 0:20:23.960 instagram dot com to thank her fans for their ongoing support. 0:20:24.400 --> 0:20:29.119 The hashtag she wrote was free Britney. I remember online 0:20:29.119 --> 0:20:32.320 slits would tell Britney that if she needed help, she 0:20:32.359 --> 0:20:35.480 should wear a yellow shirt. Remember this in one of 0:20:35.480 --> 0:20:39.760 her videos, And the next day Britney wore a yellow shirt. 0:20:40.520 --> 0:20:44.119 Was this conspiracy theory or was it actually happening in 0:20:44.160 --> 0:20:46.360 front of everyone's eyes? So that was a big thing. 0:20:46.359 --> 0:20:49.000 Everyone went she shaved her head at one point, So 0:20:49.040 --> 0:20:51.120 I was going to say, over in cancer, when did 0:20:51.119 --> 0:20:53.399 the shaving the head? Two thousand and seven? And was 0:20:53.400 --> 0:20:56.400 that when she was hitting the bonet of the yep? 0:20:56.440 --> 0:20:58.480 Because there was a paparazzo that she was not a 0:20:58.520 --> 0:21:00.280 fan of it. Oh, tell me about it. I would 0:21:00.320 --> 0:21:02.440 have done the same. You are with an umbrella most 0:21:02.440 --> 0:21:05.800 of the time. You hit there with onever do you know? 0:21:06.119 --> 0:21:09.320 I when I get papped, it's always when they're waiting 0:21:09.320 --> 0:21:11.720 for someone else at the airport. So like I'll be 0:21:11.760 --> 0:21:13.600 walking through the airport, the pap will see me and 0:21:13.640 --> 0:21:17.720 he'll go, okay, pick up his camera and go click 0:21:18.640 --> 0:21:20.159 and put it back down because he's waiting for like 0:21:20.200 --> 0:21:23.160