Speaker 1: Okay, guys, welcome to this little bonus episode of Is
Speaker 1: It Just Me? We are currently both in my lounge room.
Speaker 1: You might remember Mitchell Cherry here recently signed himself up
Speaker 1: for cat sitting duties. If you miss it, here's how
Speaker 1: that came about. One thing that's going to be interesting
Speaker 1: about this Christmas is it's the first time I'm going
Speaker 1: to have to cut my fucking rescue cat back to Bogenate.
Speaker 1: Oh it's her first Christmas with you?
Speaker 2: Ye, marriage am.
Speaker 3: The cat Isabelle Isabelle.
Speaker 1: I'm not exactly sure how a cat is going to
Speaker 1: go with a seven hour car trip.
Speaker 3: You can't take. You can't take the cat, leave it
Speaker 3: with your HOUSEMATEE.
Speaker 1: No, well he's going home as well.
Speaker 3: Oh no, you need a cat sitter?
Speaker 1: Well, I just I can't because she was re homed
Speaker 1: so many times before I adopted her, and I just
Speaker 1: couldn't bear the thought of her thinking that she's been
Speaker 1: abandoned again. So it's either she comes with me or
Speaker 1: I leave her at home and I get someone in
Speaker 1: Sydney to go and feed her. But I just don't
Speaker 1: try trust any of my friends in Sydney enough to
Speaker 1: keep her alive.
Speaker 4: Ok.
Speaker 2: Feed her.
Speaker 1: I'll say it again. I don't trust any of my
Speaker 1: friends in Sydney enough to keep her alive.
Speaker 3: Oh, if it's one, what DoD you have one fancy
Speaker 3: feast today? I can pop that in. I could probably
Speaker 3: do if you really want to be a fee involved.
Speaker 1: Absolutely not.
Speaker 2: Do you really not want me to do it?
Speaker 3: Because I'm telling you that there's.
Speaker 1: No fucking way I'm leaving my cat in your care.
Speaker 2: Well, why I would rather have.
Speaker 1: Her sitting in the little bloody carrier shitting everywhere all
Speaker 1: through my astra but he project our diarrhea from the
Speaker 1: stress of the car trip. I'd rather that than you
Speaker 1: just conveniently forget to feed her and she gets electrocuted
Speaker 1: or some ship.
Speaker 3: Why did I do an audition and I come to
Speaker 3: your house and you audition me to be the pussy
Speaker 3: patter and we see how I go.
Speaker 1: You want to played it with my cat to see
Speaker 1: if you're worthy about looking after it.
Speaker 2: I'll be Mitchell Coombs for a day.
Speaker 1: Okay, Well, what are you doing Sunday the thirteenth? Maybe
Speaker 1: we'll do our Instagram live from my place and then
Speaker 1: I'll leave just you and the cat and will see
Speaker 1: how it codes.
Speaker 3: Okay, I'll do it.
Speaker 1: I'm in great so this coming Sunday Instagram Live at
Speaker 1: couple of miches. You're going to do a play Dane.
Speaker 1: We'll see if my cat gets along with you.
Speaker 3: All right?
Speaker 1: Done?
Speaker 3: Locked in book, gomb me bond I vet so.
Speaker 1: We said we'd do a trial shift. And now here
Speaker 1: you are in my home.
Speaker 3: It's beautiful. It smells like cat food. I can see
Speaker 3: the kiddy little tray from here. Isabella is running around
Speaker 3: my feet because we have a resolution. Is she running
Speaker 3: around trying to avoid me? Or is she running around
Speaker 3: frolicking because she loves me so much? You're about to
Speaker 3: find out.
Speaker 1: It's a big deal for me to hand over responsibility.
Speaker 1: I love my little girl so much. I don't trust
Speaker 1: her with just anyone.
Speaker 2: Oh but I'm not just anyone, you know. I'm calm,
Speaker 2: I'm cool, I'm collected.
Speaker 1: Well, you really had to prove your worth. We did
Speaker 1: the whole thing on Instagram Live. If you had to
Speaker 1: do our Instagram at a couple of mitches, you can
Speaker 1: rewatch it. But we're going to bring you some of
Speaker 1: the best bits right now. So how did you go?
Speaker 2: I feel fun? I'm very sweaty, can you see the
Speaker 2: g listening. Yeah, I'm very hot. I also came in
Speaker 2: quite literally hot.
Speaker 3: I bought a cheeseburger, a double Cheeseburgerabella.
Speaker 2: I had a hat.
Speaker 3: I had gloves and apron up and mitts. I was
Speaker 3: scared she was going to attack me.
Speaker 1: Well hit, how you went preparing her meal?
Speaker 3: Isabella Denner's coming.
Speaker 5: He didn't say how much dry food.
Speaker 3: But when I held her for the point three seconds
Speaker 3: before she jumped to her.
Speaker 5: Freedom, she felt very bony. So I'm gonna give her
Speaker 5: a chewery handful, like a good sold.
Speaker 2: Bid.
Speaker 5: All right, that's the dry food.
Speaker 3: Tonight. I'll be having dime saucy morsels with salmon, irresistible taste.
Speaker 5: It's like blood.
Speaker 3: How much halt him?
Speaker 2: I do?
Speaker 3: Hold him?
Speaker 2: She deserves it.
Speaker 3: Actually, I'll sprinkle some cheeseberg on it. Oh, the moon
Speaker 3: meets your eye like a big a pizza pie.
Speaker 5: Lad's of cat food. So what I'm doing here is
Speaker 5: I'm sprinkling morsels of the beef patty into the cat
Speaker 5: food for added flavored fat and a simple cheeky texture.
Speaker 4: Isabella, Hi, Belle, come here, But Dina's ready. Come on, Isabelle,
Speaker 4: She's burg yum. He's so yum, Isabella.
Speaker 2: I'll go pick her up.
Speaker 3: She wants me to pick her up, I'll pick her up,
Speaker 3: stand by, hiel, come on, Oh god, god food.
Speaker 5: She's scared.
Speaker 3: She's freaking out. Oh shit, didn't mean she'll say medication.
Speaker 3: I don't feel comfortable giving her medication. Let's have a
Speaker 3: look in the drawers.
Speaker 4: Oh what does this say?
Speaker 3: This says take one per night, Mitchell Kuh's viagra? All right,
Speaker 3: let's give one, right, viagra?
Speaker 2: That's odd. Maybe it's for the cat.
Speaker 3: I'm sure it's for the cat.
Speaker 2: Do you have viagra? Does this help your tail grow?
Speaker 4: Let's add it.
Speaker 2: Then there we go.
Speaker 3: Biagra's in.
Speaker 5: Sorry, I don't need a helicopter.
Speaker 1: Parent. But that was not her medication that you'd put
Speaker 1: in a vole.
Speaker 5: Where'd you get that?
Speaker 1: Yeah? So that was the point that I interrupted, because
Speaker 1: you were meant to give her medication. Yes, And I
Speaker 1: was watching the Instagram live and I was like, that's
Speaker 1: the white tablet. Her tablets aren't white? Is he trying
Speaker 1: to dope my cat? But we turned out to be
Speaker 1: what it.
Speaker 2: Was a tic tac. I have them in my pocket.
Speaker 2: I pretended it was a viagra but it was TikTok.
Speaker 1: I freaked out. I was like, he's doping my cat.
Speaker 3: He ran out of the room, and what did you
Speaker 3: give the fucking cat?
Speaker 2: And meant as a joke anyway.
Speaker 1: There was another task that you didn't realize you signed
Speaker 1: up for, and that was cleaning out the kiddy litter.
Speaker 2: Yes, screw that.
Speaker 1: You're gonna have to do that every day you come
Speaker 1: over here.
Speaker 3: I don't actually remember committing to that. I didn't think
Speaker 3: that was part of it. I thought I was just
Speaker 3: feeding it, making sure she wasn't dead.
Speaker 1: I didn't mention that was part of the gig because
Speaker 1: I thought it would put you off. But once you
Speaker 1: were here, it was too late. So here's how you
Speaker 1: went cleaning out the cat shit.
Speaker 4: Oh god, Jesus.
Speaker 3: There's like a small child.
Speaker 2: Shit, there's a pillar.
Speaker 3: Where does that come from?
Speaker 5: Look at me like that?
Speaker 3: I know that's your dookie, Jesus, here I go.
Speaker 5: She shit's like a small infant. Jesus, sicks, you're done.
Speaker 6: I forgot to tell you.
Speaker 5: Whenever I do this, I can usually put a peg
Speaker 5: on my nose. I'm not kidding, this is disgusting. I
Speaker 5: actually put a peg on my nose really Yeah, okaycause
Speaker 5: I need a break.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, yeah, I can't explain this spell.
Speaker 7: Where's the rest of the letter? Oh ship, got it?
Speaker 7: I'm never getting a cat. Dogs are so much easier.
Speaker 7: I'm wearing design of five hundred dollars shoes. I should
Speaker 7: have pre thought. All right, that's done, A We're going
Speaker 7: back in that room, and I just cleaned your feces.
Speaker 1: Beautiful.
Speaker 3: That's actually the easiest, to be perfectly honest, it's quite
Speaker 3: an easy, simple job.
Speaker 1: Oh but like, it's a pretty easy way to kill
Speaker 1: someone's ego. Here you are one minute interviewing du Aleipa,
Speaker 1: Miley Cyrus, the world's biggest stars, and here you are
Speaker 1: cleaning my cat's shit, perspiring from every pore in my body.
Speaker 2: All in the day of a broadcaster.
Speaker 3: So I did well there, I was happy, and then
Speaker 3: things started to change.
Speaker 1: Yeah, much to my surprise, she did start to warm
Speaker 1: to you eventually, which doesn't usually happen. It takes her
Speaker 1: a while to start trusting the guests we bring in
Speaker 1: the house. She's very timid, But this is the moment
Speaker 1: that she finally decided to trust her new babysitter.
Speaker 6: Would kill It's the fella.
Speaker 4: She's perfeing.
Speaker 1: Oh it's a fella.
Speaker 6: I'm so proudly.
Speaker 1: Baby girl loved the shoulder, rub the shoulder. There we go,
Speaker 1: you go. She's gonna h here to look after you.
Speaker 6: Baby, isn't she little?
Speaker 3: She loves that oh big streak you with the cliver? Yeah?
Speaker 6: Are you being nice to Mitchie?
Speaker 1: You're such a good girl.
Speaker 3: Is a fellow.
Speaker 1: I'm less worried now about leaving you with that fucking monster.
Speaker 3: Who else are you auditioning?
Speaker 1: No one?
Speaker 6: No one's offered. Oh, dear, you're the only one that's offered. Well,
Speaker 6: this is just such a relief, I must tell you.
Speaker 1: Because I was very worried about taking her on a
Speaker 1: seven hour car right back to bogen Gate. I was
Speaker 1: willing to do it, but I was just waiting for
Speaker 1: the right person to offer.
Speaker 6: And I think I found the right person.
Speaker 2: A couple of her past the test.
Speaker 3: I'm thrilled she likes me like she it's not just
Speaker 3: fun and games showbiz. She is in love with me.
Speaker 1: How cute?
Speaker 2: Yeah, we're best friend. To go on my shoulder like
Speaker 2: a parrot. I wish you guys could see it. We're
Speaker 2: just best pals.
Speaker 3: She's oh oh, Isabella, stop, you must love the validation.
Speaker 2: Oh I do.
Speaker 3: I get it from humans, Now, I get it from animals.
Speaker 3: I'm the animal whisper. Although she is actually on the
Speaker 3: balcony looking off, so maybe I've pushed her to the
Speaker 3: brin's edge. Isabella, don't do it.
Speaker 1: Well, you pass the tests, you are you are fully
Speaker 1: qualified to look after the cat while I'm away. Dear God,
Speaker 1: As it turns out, Jordan will be working, so he's
Speaker 1: going to be here the whole time. You don't need
Speaker 1: to look after her. Oh yeah, my housemate's going to
Speaker 1: be home.
Speaker 2: Oh so this is all just a bit Oh my god.
Speaker 3: Thank fuck, because I was actually thinking I can't even
Speaker 3: commit to doing our.
Speaker 2: Own podcast, let alone and cat.
Speaker 3: I was gonna put it on antasker and hire someone
Speaker 3: to I'm not even joking.
Speaker 1: I would have killed you if you did that.
Speaker 2: Wow. Okay, so I don't have to do it. Yeah,
Speaker 2: well that was fun.
Speaker 1: Well good to know. Next time I need a babysitter,
Speaker 1: I'll call you out that you're off the hook this time.
Speaker 3: Thank you.
Speaker 2: I'll bring tik tags.
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