WEBVTT - BONUS: Churi cat-sits Isabella! 😻

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, guys, welcome to this little bonus episode of Is

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<v Speaker 1>It Just Me? We are currently both in my lounge room.

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<v Speaker 1>You might remember Mitchell Cherry here recently signed himself up

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<v Speaker 1>for cat sitting duties. If you miss it, here's how

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<v Speaker 1>that came about. One thing that's going to be interesting

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<v Speaker 1>about this Christmas is it's the first time I'm going

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<v Speaker 1>to have to cut my fucking rescue cat back to Bogenate.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh it's her first Christmas with you?

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<v Speaker 2>Ye, marriage am.

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<v Speaker 3>The cat Isabelle Isabelle.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not exactly sure how a cat is going to

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<v Speaker 1>go with a seven hour car trip.

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<v Speaker 3>You can't take. You can't take the cat, leave it

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<v Speaker 3>with your HOUSEMATEE.

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<v Speaker 1>No, well he's going home as well.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh no, you need a cat sitter?

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<v Speaker 1>Well, I just I can't because she was re homed

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<v Speaker 1>so many times before I adopted her, and I just

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<v Speaker 1>couldn't bear the thought of her thinking that she's been

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<v Speaker 1>abandoned again. So it's either she comes with me or

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<v Speaker 1>I leave her at home and I get someone in

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<v Speaker 1>Sydney to go and feed her. But I just don't

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<v Speaker 1>try trust any of my friends in Sydney enough to

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<v Speaker 1>keep her alive.

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<v Speaker 4>Ok.

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<v Speaker 2>Feed her.

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<v Speaker 1>I'll say it again. I don't trust any of my

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<v Speaker 1>friends in Sydney enough to keep her alive.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh, if it's one, what DoD you have one fancy

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<v Speaker 3>feast today? I can pop that in. I could probably

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<v Speaker 3>do if you really want to be a fee involved.

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<v Speaker 1>Absolutely not.

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<v Speaker 2>Do you really not want me to do it?

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<v Speaker 3>Because I'm telling you that there's.

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<v Speaker 1>No fucking way I'm leaving my cat in your care.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, why I would rather have.

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<v Speaker 1>Her sitting in the little bloody carrier shitting everywhere all

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<v Speaker 1>through my astra but he project our diarrhea from the

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<v Speaker 1>stress of the car trip. I'd rather that than you

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<v Speaker 1>just conveniently forget to feed her and she gets electrocuted

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<v Speaker 1>or some ship.

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<v Speaker 3>Why did I do an audition and I come to

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<v Speaker 3>your house and you audition me to be the pussy

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<v Speaker 3>patter and we see how I go.

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<v Speaker 1>You want to played it with my cat to see

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<v Speaker 1>if you're worthy about looking after it.

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<v Speaker 2>I'll be Mitchell Coombs for a day.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, Well, what are you doing Sunday the thirteenth? Maybe

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<v Speaker 1>we'll do our Instagram live from my place and then

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<v Speaker 1>I'll leave just you and the cat and will see

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<v Speaker 1>how it codes.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, I'll do it.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm in great so this coming Sunday Instagram Live at

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<v Speaker 1>couple of miches. You're going to do a play Dane.

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<v Speaker 1>We'll see if my cat gets along with you.

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<v Speaker 3>All right?

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<v Speaker 1>Done?

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<v Speaker 3>Locked in book, gomb me bond I vet so.

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<v Speaker 1>We said we'd do a trial shift. And now here

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<v Speaker 1>you are in my home.

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<v Speaker 3>It's beautiful. It smells like cat food. I can see

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<v Speaker 3>the kiddy little tray from here. Isabella is running around

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<v Speaker 3>my feet because we have a resolution. Is she running

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<v Speaker 3>around trying to avoid me? Or is she running around

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<v Speaker 3>frolicking because she loves me so much? You're about to

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<v Speaker 3>find out.

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<v Speaker 1>It's a big deal for me to hand over responsibility.

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<v Speaker 1>I love my little girl so much. I don't trust

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<v Speaker 1>her with just anyone.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh but I'm not just anyone, you know. I'm calm,

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<v Speaker 2>I'm cool, I'm collected.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, you really had to prove your worth. We did

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<v Speaker 1>the whole thing on Instagram Live. If you had to

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<v Speaker 1>do our Instagram at a couple of mitches, you can

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<v Speaker 1>rewatch it. But we're going to bring you some of

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<v Speaker 1>the best bits right now. So how did you go?

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<v Speaker 2>I feel fun? I'm very sweaty, can you see the

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<v Speaker 2>g listening. Yeah, I'm very hot. I also came in

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<v Speaker 2>quite literally hot.

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<v Speaker 3>I bought a cheeseburger, a double Cheeseburgerabella.

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<v Speaker 2>I had a hat.

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<v Speaker 3>I had gloves and apron up and mitts. I was

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<v Speaker 3>scared she was going to attack me.

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<v Speaker 1>Well hit, how you went preparing her meal?

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<v Speaker 3>Isabella Denner's coming.

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<v Speaker 5>He didn't say how much dry food.

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<v Speaker 3>But when I held her for the point three seconds

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<v Speaker 3>before she jumped to her.

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<v Speaker 5>Freedom, she felt very bony. So I'm gonna give her

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<v Speaker 5>a chewery handful, like a good sold.

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<v Speaker 2>Bid.

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<v Speaker 5>All right, that's the dry food.

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<v Speaker 3>Tonight. I'll be having dime saucy morsels with salmon, irresistible taste.

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<v Speaker 5>It's like blood.

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<v Speaker 3>How much halt him?

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<v Speaker 2>I do?

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<v Speaker 3>Hold him?

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<v Speaker 2>She deserves it.

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<v Speaker 3>Actually, I'll sprinkle some cheeseberg on it. Oh, the moon

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<v Speaker 3>meets your eye like a big a pizza pie.

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<v Speaker 5>Lad's of cat food. So what I'm doing here is

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<v Speaker 5>I'm sprinkling morsels of the beef patty into the cat

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<v Speaker 5>food for added flavored fat and a simple cheeky texture.

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<v Speaker 4>Isabella, Hi, Belle, come here, But Dina's ready. Come on, Isabelle,

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<v Speaker 4>She's burg yum. He's so yum, Isabella.

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<v Speaker 2>I'll go pick her up.

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<v Speaker 3>She wants me to pick her up, I'll pick her up,

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<v Speaker 3>stand by, hiel, come on, Oh god, god food.

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<v Speaker 5>She's scared.

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<v Speaker 3>She's freaking out. Oh shit, didn't mean she'll say medication.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't feel comfortable giving her medication. Let's have a

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<v Speaker 3>look in the drawers.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh what does this say?

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<v Speaker 3>This says take one per night, Mitchell Kuh's viagra? All right,

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<v Speaker 3>let's give one, right, viagra?

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<v Speaker 2>That's odd. Maybe it's for the cat.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm sure it's for the cat.

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<v Speaker 2>Do you have viagra? Does this help your tail grow?

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<v Speaker 4>Let's add it.

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<v Speaker 2>Then there we go.

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<v Speaker 3>Biagra's in.

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<v Speaker 5>Sorry, I don't need a helicopter.

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<v Speaker 1>Parent. But that was not her medication that you'd put

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<v Speaker 1>in a vole.

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<v Speaker 5>Where'd you get that?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah? So that was the point that I interrupted, because

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<v Speaker 1>you were meant to give her medication. Yes, And I

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<v Speaker 1>was watching the Instagram live and I was like, that's

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<v Speaker 1>the white tablet. Her tablets aren't white? Is he trying

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<v Speaker 1>to dope my cat? But we turned out to be

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<v Speaker 1>what it.

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<v Speaker 2>Was a tic tac. I have them in my pocket.

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<v Speaker 2>I pretended it was a viagra but it was TikTok.

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<v Speaker 1>I freaked out. I was like, he's doping my cat.

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<v Speaker 3>He ran out of the room, and what did you

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<v Speaker 3>give the fucking cat?

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<v Speaker 2>And meant as a joke anyway.

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<v Speaker 1>There was another task that you didn't realize you signed

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<v Speaker 1>up for, and that was cleaning out the kiddy litter.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, screw that.

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<v Speaker 1>You're gonna have to do that every day you come

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<v Speaker 1>over here.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't actually remember committing to that. I didn't think

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<v Speaker 3>that was part of it. I thought I was just

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<v Speaker 3>feeding it, making sure she wasn't dead.

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<v Speaker 1>I didn't mention that was part of the gig because

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<v Speaker 1>I thought it would put you off. But once you

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<v Speaker 1>were here, it was too late. So here's how you

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<v Speaker 1>went cleaning out the cat shit.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh god, Jesus.

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<v Speaker 3>There's like a small child.

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<v Speaker 2>Shit, there's a pillar.

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<v Speaker 3>Where does that come from?

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<v Speaker 5>Look at me like that?

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<v Speaker 3>I know that's your dookie, Jesus, here I go.

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<v Speaker 5>She shit's like a small infant. Jesus, sicks, you're done.

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<v Speaker 6>I forgot to tell you.

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<v Speaker 5>Whenever I do this, I can usually put a peg

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<v Speaker 5>on my nose. I'm not kidding, this is disgusting. I

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<v Speaker 5>actually put a peg on my nose really Yeah, okaycause

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<v Speaker 5>I need a break.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh yeah, yeah, I can't explain this spell.

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<v Speaker 7>Where's the rest of the letter? Oh ship, got it?

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<v Speaker 7>I'm never getting a cat. Dogs are so much easier.

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<v Speaker 7>I'm wearing design of five hundred dollars shoes. I should

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<v Speaker 7>have pre thought. All right, that's done, A We're going

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<v Speaker 7>back in that room, and I just cleaned your feces.

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<v Speaker 1>Beautiful.

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<v Speaker 3>That's actually the easiest, to be perfectly honest, it's quite

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<v Speaker 3>an easy, simple job.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh but like, it's a pretty easy way to kill

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<v Speaker 1>someone's ego. Here you are one minute interviewing du Aleipa,

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<v Speaker 1>Miley Cyrus, the world's biggest stars, and here you are

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<v Speaker 1>cleaning my cat's shit, perspiring from every pore in my body.

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<v Speaker 2>All in the day of a broadcaster.

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<v Speaker 3>So I did well there, I was happy, and then

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<v Speaker 3>things started to change.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, much to my surprise, she did start to warm

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<v Speaker 1>to you eventually, which doesn't usually happen. It takes her

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<v Speaker 1>a while to start trusting the guests we bring in

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<v Speaker 1>the house. She's very timid, But this is the moment

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<v Speaker 1>that she finally decided to trust her new babysitter.

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<v Speaker 6>Would kill It's the fella.

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<v Speaker 4>She's perfeing.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh it's a fella.

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<v Speaker 6>I'm so proudly.

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<v Speaker 1>Baby girl loved the shoulder, rub the shoulder. There we go,

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<v Speaker 1>you go. She's gonna h here to look after you.

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<v Speaker 6>Baby, isn't she little?

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<v Speaker 3>She loves that oh big streak you with the cliver? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 6>Are you being nice to Mitchie?

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<v Speaker 1>You're such a good girl.

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<v Speaker 3>Is a fellow.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm less worried now about leaving you with that fucking monster.

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<v Speaker 3>Who else are you auditioning?

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<v Speaker 1>No one?

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<v Speaker 6>No one's offered. Oh, dear, you're the only one that's offered. Well,

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<v Speaker 6>this is just such a relief, I must tell you.

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<v Speaker 1>Because I was very worried about taking her on a

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<v Speaker 1>seven hour car right back to bogen Gate. I was

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<v Speaker 1>willing to do it, but I was just waiting for

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<v Speaker 1>the right person to offer.

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<v Speaker 6>And I think I found the right person.

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<v Speaker 2>A couple of her past the test.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm thrilled she likes me like she it's not just

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<v Speaker 3>fun and games showbiz. She is in love with me.

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<v Speaker 1>How cute?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, we're best friend. To go on my shoulder like

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<v Speaker 2>a parrot. I wish you guys could see it. We're

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<v Speaker 2>just best pals.

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<v Speaker 3>She's oh oh, Isabella, stop, you must love the validation.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh I do.

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<v Speaker 3>I get it from humans, Now, I get it from animals.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm the animal whisper. Although she is actually on the

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<v Speaker 3>balcony looking off, so maybe I've pushed her to the

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<v Speaker 3>brin's edge. Isabella, don't do it.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, you pass the tests, you are you are fully

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<v Speaker 1>qualified to look after the cat while I'm away. Dear God,

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<v Speaker 1>As it turns out, Jordan will be working, so he's

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<v Speaker 1>going to be here the whole time. You don't need

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<v Speaker 1>to look after her. Oh yeah, my housemate's going to

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<v Speaker 1>be home.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh so this is all just a bit Oh my god.

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<v Speaker 3>Thank fuck, because I was actually thinking I can't even

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<v Speaker 3>commit to doing our.

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<v Speaker 2>Own podcast, let alone and cat.

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<v Speaker 3>I was gonna put it on antasker and hire someone

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<v Speaker 3>to I'm not even joking.

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<v Speaker 1>I would have killed you if you did that.

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<v Speaker 2>Wow. Okay, so I don't have to do it. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>well that was fun.

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<v Speaker 1>Well good to know. Next time I need a babysitter,

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<v Speaker 1>I'll call you out that you're off the hook this time.

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<v Speaker 3>Thank you.

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<v Speaker 2>I'll bring tik tags.

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<v Speaker 1>Just don't forget to subscribe and leave a review on

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