WEBVTT - Ep 129: SPOOKTACULAR! 

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<v Speaker 1>Here in the vast plains of Adelaide, South Australia, two

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<v Speaker 1>young males engage in an ancient ritual known as a podcast.

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<v Speaker 1>Its purpose, to attract mates. And by mates, we mean listeners.

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<v Speaker 1>They're both married, so please don't slide into their DMs.

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<v Speaker 1>Their names are Ben and Liam.

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<v Speaker 2>G'day there, podcaster. Well, let's leave the spooker.

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<v Speaker 3>For the episode.

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<v Speaker 4>I suppose so. Yeah, we don't want to.

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<v Speaker 4>You know, spook you too early.

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<v Speaker 2>Prematurely spook.

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<v Speaker 3>No, no.

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<v Speaker 4>We've got to warm you up for the spooking.

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<v Speaker 3>There is, yeah, a lot of spooky stuff coming your way.

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<v Speaker 3>I mean, as you can see by, you know, it

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<v Speaker 3>does what it says on the title. It is a spooktacular.

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<v Speaker 2>Genuinely a very fun show. We did it two years ago.

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<v Speaker 2>And I remember when we did it, I enjoyed it.

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<v Speaker 2>I thought we should do this regularly. And then obviously

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<v Speaker 2>we got fired.

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<v Speaker 4>Last year.

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<v Speaker 3>So we didn't do it.

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<v Speaker 4>We had quite the fright.

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<v Speaker 3>We weren't on around Halloween last year.

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<v Speaker 2>So it's becoming a biannual tradition.

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<v Speaker 3>Yes, and we will do it again next year, unless

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<v Speaker 3>we get sacked again.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, that'll be tradition, I guess.

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<v Speaker 4>That would be tradition.

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<v Speaker 2>Firing, doing it, firing, doing it.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>Anyway, enjoy.

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<v Speaker 3>Ben, I'm dressed as Dr. Frickin' Evil. Where's your costume, a-hole?

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<v Speaker 3>I take dress-ups very seriously. I've got a lot of

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<v Speaker 3>costumes at home.

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<v Speaker 4>So I brought you a few options.

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<v Speaker 6>Shrek.

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<v Speaker 4>Hello there.

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<v Speaker 2>Ah, yeah, a bit of a corky vest.

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<v Speaker 4>Can you get rid of the music, please?

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<v Speaker 2>Sorry, sorry.

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<v Speaker 4>So I've got that. I've got Spider-Man. Oh, yeah. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 4>I didn't want to be too full, but I.

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<v Speaker 3>Thought that's a full Austin Powers, so I thought if

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<v Speaker 3>I'm doing a couple dress sort of thing, if I'm Dr.

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<v Speaker 4>Evil, it would be Austin Powers. And then I've got,

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<v Speaker 4>that's my Grinch costume.

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<v Speaker 6>Oh, wow.

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<v Speaker 4>That's what I've got in this box here.

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<v Speaker 2>With a prosthetic mask and everything?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, it's like the whole work. So I've got, there's

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<v Speaker 3>more in the boot as well, but I just thought.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, Well, I don't need any of your outfits, costumes,

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<v Speaker 2>because I brought my own.

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<v Speaker 4>Interesting.

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<v Speaker 2>I am going to go as... Oh, come on. 2004

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<v Speaker 2>premiership hero from Port Adelaide with the glove on and

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<v Speaker 2>casual clothes.

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<v Speaker 4>You can't wear one.

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<v Speaker 2>Warren Treadray.

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<v Speaker 3>You can't wear one glove and I'm... And I'm sitting

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<v Speaker 3>here dressed as Dr.

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<v Speaker 4>Evil all morning.

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<v Speaker 2>The big fella, Ford 50, just clunking.

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<v Speaker 3>Absolute bombs. It's not even scary. It's not even.

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<v Speaker 2>He was scary to defend us.

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<v Speaker 3>It's like book week when you're like, you know, you're

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<v Speaker 3>being a lazy kid.

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<v Speaker 4>I'm like, it's not even a book, dude.

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<v Speaker 3>It's Warren Treadray.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm Warren Treadray in casual clothes.

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<v Speaker 3>It's a terrible freaking costume, Mookie. You should have given

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<v Speaker 3>me the info before.

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<v Speaker 4>Do you like my costume, Belle?

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<v Speaker 7>No, and I hate it. Also, you look like just

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<v Speaker 7>a surgeon with a hairnet on.

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<v Speaker 6>I'm here.

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<v Speaker 8>Or a prisoner.

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<v Speaker 6>I'm with it.

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<v Speaker 8>My biggest question is, are you going to be doing

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<v Speaker 8>this all morning?

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<v Speaker 3>Yes, because my childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons.

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<v Speaker 3>In the spring, we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent,

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<v Speaker 3>I was placed into a burlap bag and beaten with reeds.

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<v Speaker 8>For Ben's way more.

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<v Speaker 2>I kind of want you to take it off.

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<v Speaker 3>You know, my birth mother was incinerated and I only

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<v Speaker 3>survived because her smoking carcass formed a protective cocoon of

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<v Speaker 3>slaughtered human influence. You know, that old chestnut.

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<v Speaker 8>This is actually problematic. Please don't say that.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, it is Ben and Liam's Spooktacular. We've got plenty

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<v Speaker 2>more spooky things coming up on the show. I wouldn't

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<v Speaker 2>go anyway.

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<v Speaker 3>We're about to do some radio trick-or-treating. You know, it

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<v Speaker 3>wasn't really a thing when we were growing up. It

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<v Speaker 3>certainly seems to be like we're following in America's footsteps.

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<v Speaker 3>But maybe if you feel like you missed the boat,

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<v Speaker 3>you know, maybe you're an adult now and you'd like

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<v Speaker 3>to try trick-or-treating on for size.

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<v Speaker 7>131065.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh, is someone at the door? Oh, g'day. It's Paige

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<v Speaker 3>from Northgate.

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<v Speaker 9>Trick-or-treat.

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<v Speaker 4>Thanks for getting into the spirit. Who have you come as?

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<v Speaker 8>I'm a lizard.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh, I can see now from the frills. Yeah, that's excellent. No,

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<v Speaker 4>you look really good.

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<v Speaker 3>Well, put your hand out, Paige. It's out.

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<v Speaker 4>He's a caramello koala.

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<v Speaker 10>Thank you.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh, that was, you know.

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<v Speaker 1>And I like, you know what?

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<v Speaker 3>You've actually put so much effort into your costume. We'll

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<v Speaker 3>give you a whole packet.

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<v Speaker 6>Oh, that's nice. Perfect.

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<v Speaker 3>Don't eat them all at once.

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<v Speaker 7>Thank you.

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<v Speaker 2>Of course, that was a treat.

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<v Speaker 4>That was a treat.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh, geez. Busy night here. Daniel in Thompson Beach.

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<v Speaker 6>Trick or treat.

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<v Speaker 4>Hey, mate, what have you come as?

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<v Speaker 9>I'm Spider-Man.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, very cool.

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<v Speaker 4>You're the Tobey Maguire one, I see.

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<v Speaker 6>Yes.

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<v Speaker 3>Yes.

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<v Speaker 2>Let me see you shoot a web.

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<v Speaker 9>Whoa.

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<v Speaker 3>Pretty cool, mate. Well, go on, put both your hands out,

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<v Speaker 3>your Spidey hands.

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<v Speaker 6>Thank you.

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<v Speaker 3>Here's some Pascal Swirls.

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<v Speaker 6>Awesome.

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<v Speaker 2>You know what? Give him the fantails.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, go on, Daniel.

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<v Speaker 3>Have some fantails, pal.

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<v Speaker 6>Beautiful, thank you.

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<v Speaker 2>Don't eat them all at once, though.

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<v Speaker 3>You'll get sick. You'll rot your teeth. All right, surely

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<v Speaker 3>that's all we have time for. Oh, someone else is

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<v Speaker 3>at the door. It's Roz in Salisbury North.

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<v Speaker 10>Trick or treat.

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<v Speaker 3>Ah, Roz, who have you come as?

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<v Speaker 10>Little Red Riding Hood.

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<v Speaker 4>I see that now. I see that.

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<v Speaker 3>Put your hands out, Roz.

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<v Speaker 10>Yes?

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<v Speaker 3>You've won an all-expenses-paid trip to Hawaii!

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<v Speaker 11>Oh, my God!

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<v Speaker 5>Oh, my God! Oh, my God!

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<v Speaker 10>Yes, Rod, yes! Oh, my God, I can't breathe!

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<v Speaker 4>Unfortunately, that was a trick.

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<v Speaker 7>Oh!

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<v Speaker 3>Yes, so trick or treat, you know, you either get

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<v Speaker 3>a treat... Sometimes you get tricked.

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<v Speaker 4>That unfortunately was a trick.

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<v Speaker 2>There is no trip to Hawaii.

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<v Speaker 3>Boys, I want to be.

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<v Speaker 10>Can I be a little bit cheeky, boys? Can I

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<v Speaker 10>please be promoted to silver?

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<v Speaker 3>Of course.

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<v Speaker 6>Of course.

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<v Speaker 10>Yes.

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<v Speaker 4>We would happily do that. You are now a silver

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<v Speaker 4>member in the Ben and Liam loyalty program.

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<v Speaker 2>Hey, Roz, guess what?

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<v Speaker 11>Yes.

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<v Speaker 2>That was also a trick you still brought.

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<v Speaker 10>No.

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<v Speaker 3>No. No. You know what, Roz?

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<v Speaker 4>You've taken this really well.

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<v Speaker 3>Genuinely, not a trick, you're gold, okay?

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<v Speaker 2>You're gold.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh, yes, gold.

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<v Speaker 7>Yay.

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<v Speaker 6>And?

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<v Speaker 2>Thank you.

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<v Speaker 3>Put your hand out, Roz.

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<v Speaker 10>Yes, the hand's out.

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<v Speaker 3>Here's a bag of minties.

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<v Speaker 5>Woo-hoo.

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<v Speaker 3>Good on you, Roz.

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<v Speaker 10>Thanks, boys.

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<v Speaker 3>No worries at all.

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<v Speaker 6>Thank you.

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<v Speaker 3>Hopefully you have a lovely week.

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<v Speaker 2>She did take that very well.

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<v Speaker 3>She took that excellently. I appreciated that.

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<v Speaker 2>Now, look, there is a segment we're about to do

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<v Speaker 2>that we used to do as a regular segment, but

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<v Speaker 2>people were getting too spooked.

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<v Speaker 3>It had a spook ban over it, and we vowed

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<v Speaker 3>to never do it again unless it was a spooktacular.

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<v Speaker 3>Gory stories.

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<v Speaker 2>The gorier, the better. Now, just to give you an

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<v Speaker 2>idea of how gory these can get, producer Steph, who

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<v Speaker 2>just joined the team, she told us that whenever we

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<v Speaker 2>used to do this on the podcast, she would skip

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<v Speaker 2>it because she got too scared. Is that right, Steph?

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<v Speaker 8>Yes, it is right.

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<v Speaker 12>And I dread the stories coming through that I need

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<v Speaker 12>to answer.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, now you have to listen to them off air.

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<v Speaker 3>You're literally on the front lines.

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<v Speaker 4>That's going to hurt.

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<v Speaker 2>Just to give you some more examples of some of

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<v Speaker 2>the gory stories we've had in the past, Do you remember, Liam,

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<v Speaker 2>there was the woman who told the story about, I

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<v Speaker 2>believe it was her dad, who was using the pressure

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<v Speaker 2>washer to pressure wash the driveway.

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<v Speaker 3>That's right.

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<v Speaker 2>Had it like locked on. Something happened where they somehow

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<v Speaker 2>dropped it. The pressure washer flicked up, hit him in

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<v Speaker 2>the eye, blew their eye.

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<v Speaker 11>Out.

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<v Speaker 3>There's also some simple ones that still stick with me.

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<v Speaker 3>Like there was that guy, a bit of a content one.

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<v Speaker 6>Oh, no, sorry.

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<v Speaker 2>And then do you remember?

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<v Speaker 5>Sorry.

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<v Speaker 9>Sorry.

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<v Speaker 2>The best bit about the story was the eye.

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<v Speaker 3>It was dangling and he could still see from it.

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 7>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 4>It was like in the pocket.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't know if that's real or not. She seemed

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<v Speaker 3>pretty genuine. Like as in the eye was like out

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<v Speaker 3>of the socket.

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<v Speaker 4>So it was hanging.

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<v Speaker 3>So he could see one eye, he could see like

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<v Speaker 3>forward and the other eye is like looking.

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<v Speaker 2>In his shoes.

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<v Speaker 3>Stressing him out.

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<v Speaker 4>There's also like more simple ones.

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<v Speaker 3>As I said, a bit of a content warning on

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<v Speaker 3>this one, but there was that fella who got up,

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<v Speaker 3>had a shower, was naked, was going for a late

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<v Speaker 3>night snack.

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<v Speaker 11>Mm-hmm.

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<v Speaker 3>And he was opening the middle drawer out to get

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<v Speaker 3>a plate, and he slammed it shut, and he accidentally

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<v Speaker 3>caught his foreskin in the.

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<v Speaker 6>Drawer.

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<v Speaker 2>Do you remember the one where there was the person

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<v Speaker 2>who said that they went fishing with some mates?

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<v Speaker 3>Yes.

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<v Speaker 7>Yes.

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<v Speaker 2>And they did the casting motion where they flick it back,

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<v Speaker 2>but it got hooked into their eyelid and casted forward.

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<v Speaker 3>There was also a guy who had his arm hanging

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<v Speaker 3>out of his car and a truck knocked his arm off.

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<v Speaker 2>That was one of the goriest.

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<v Speaker 3>We were like, no!

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<v Speaker 2>That was one of the goriest.

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<v Speaker 3>That was very gory. Look, if you have a gory story,

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<v Speaker 3>maybe some sort of horrific injury, could also just be

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<v Speaker 3>one of those little unnerving ones. Yeah. We are looking

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<v Speaker 3>for your gory stories this morning. I'm going to give

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<v Speaker 3>this a content warning. If you don't like gruesome stuff

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<v Speaker 3>or you get a bit queasy hearing about horrible injuries...

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<v Speaker 3>probably not the best segment to listen to. Roslyn in

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<v Speaker 3>Salisbury North, this was your son. You've got a gory

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<v Speaker 3>story for us.

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<v Speaker 10>Yes, boys, I've got a gory story for you. So

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<v Speaker 10>my son was about 12 and he was in primary school.

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<v Speaker 10>He was at lunch in the school oval and, you know,

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<v Speaker 10>they had a chain link fence. He caught his index

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<v Speaker 10>finger at the base of the finger and And the

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<v Speaker 10>fence ripped his finger open from the bottom of the

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<v Speaker 10>index finger all the way to the tip. And he

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<v Speaker 10>went to the office, obviously bleeding everywhere. Some kid was

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<v Speaker 10>in the office, took one look at him and vomited all.

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<v Speaker 9>Over the floor.

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<v Speaker 10>So I got there later and walked in. I'm like,

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<v Speaker 10>what is going on? There's sand and cones around the office.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh, God.

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<v Speaker 10>Then he went to hospital and his dad came to

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<v Speaker 10>pick me up. And while his dad was gone, they

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<v Speaker 10>basically drugged my son and stitched him up with about

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<v Speaker 10>12 stitches on the index finger.

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<v Speaker 3>And I mean, that's a busy day for the sick bay.

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<v Speaker 3>You know what I mean?

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<v Speaker 4>Normally they're like, oh, kid comes in, headache, yeah, whatever,

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<v Speaker 4>we'll call you parents.

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<v Speaker 3>It's all of a sudden like casualties in a war

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<v Speaker 3>and there's blood, there's vomit, there's all things going on.

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<v Speaker 2>Now, yes, that's pretty gory. but I believe we can

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<v Speaker 2>get even gorier than that. Greg joins us in Clarendon.

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<v Speaker 2>Tell us your gory story, mate.

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<v Speaker 6>Good morning, Ben and Liam.

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<v Speaker 3>Good morning.

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<v Speaker 6>A number of years ago, I was a volunteer ambulance

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<v Speaker 6>man and we got sent to an address of a

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<v Speaker 6>deceased person. Right. Unfortunately, the deceased person had been in

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<v Speaker 6>the house for about three weeks and But the cause

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<v Speaker 6>of death was, we believe, might have been a heart attack,

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<v Speaker 6>but she fell over her on radiator. No, no, that's

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<v Speaker 6>the good part. The bad part is that because she

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<v Speaker 6>hadn't been found for a number of weeks, the flies

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<v Speaker 6>had attacked her. And, of course, the flies then produced maggots.

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<v Speaker 2>Goodness gracious me.

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<v Speaker 6>So for an area about two square metres round her,

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<v Speaker 6>the whole carpet was moving.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh.

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<v Speaker 6>No.

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<v Speaker 2>This is what you get on Ben and Liam's spooktacular.

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<v Speaker 3>I mean, that's just. How do you even, like, go

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<v Speaker 3>to sleep after that? Do you know what I mean?

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<v Speaker 4>Like, surely that stays with you, Greg.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, look, the way this usually works is the stories

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<v Speaker 2>get gorier as we go.

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<v Speaker 4>They can't get gorier than that.

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<v Speaker 2>So now I'm worried to go to Dylan in Glenalta. Morning, Dylan.

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<v Speaker 2>How you doing?

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<v Speaker 11>Good morning, Ben and Liam.

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<v Speaker 6>How are you?

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<v Speaker 2>Very good. Please tell us your gory story.

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<v Speaker 11>Oh, well, look, we were downstairs in the pool room

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<v Speaker 11>playing pool, and then my cousin decided to run up

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<v Speaker 11>three sets of stairs to the top of the stairs.

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<v Speaker 1>And get on the.

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<v Speaker 11>Banister, and he slid down the banister, and he was

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<v Speaker 11>picking up speed, and at the bottom of the banister

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<v Speaker 11>resting was a pool cue, and up it went.

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<v Speaker 6>No, it didn't. Up what?

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<v Speaker 3>I mean, I got a few ideas. I suppose if

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<v Speaker 3>he was sliding down the banister cheeks first.

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<v Speaker 9>Yeah, he picked up.

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<v Speaker 11>Some speed, and it actually damaged one of his lungs.

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<v Speaker 10>What?

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<v Speaker 5>Yep, yep.

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<v Speaker 7>What?

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<v Speaker 2>And you're telling me there was a pole cue at

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<v Speaker 2>the bottom of the three flights of stairs and it

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<v Speaker 2>was just perfectly positioned?

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<v Speaker 11>Well, we used to just rest them against them, you know,

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<v Speaker 11>and we rested it against the bottom of the banister and, yeah,

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<v Speaker 11>talk about a trick shot.

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 11>Yeah, the ambulance came, he was lying on the floor

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<v Speaker 11>with it there, you know, and it was... I've got

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<v Speaker 11>goosebumps thinking about it.

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<v Speaker 3>That's just.

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<v Speaker 2>That's gnarly.

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<v Speaker 3>I remember why we got rid of the segment now. Dylan,

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<v Speaker 3>that is insane. I tell you what. I believe you

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<v Speaker 3>called through about a glass eye earlier in the week

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<v Speaker 3>as well. Was that you as well, Dylan?

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 4>I tell you what.

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<v Speaker 3>Stay by your phone.

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<v Speaker 4>I think you're probably going to be getting some freak

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<v Speaker 4>meat later on this morning.

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<v Speaker 2>It's going to be a hard call to top. Goodness gracious, Dylan.

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<v Speaker 2>One of the goriest stories I've ever had.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, that's a lot. You remember the ghost train?

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<v Speaker 6>Yep.

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<v Speaker 3>Bloody good. I don't know why, you know, maybe Adelaide

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<v Speaker 3>was just all spooked out. I don't know why it closed.

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<v Speaker 3>As in the ghost train at the Royal Show? No, no, no,

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<v Speaker 3>I'm talking about the one... Yeah, there was a spot

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<v Speaker 3>sort of at the... It's near where the Arts Centre is,

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<v Speaker 3>like at the end of Hindley Street. Maz in the newsroom.

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<v Speaker 3>I mean, you would remember the... I think it's a

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<v Speaker 3>big sex shop now, to be honest. I'm not sure

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<v Speaker 3>what it is now.

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<v Speaker 8>But, yes, I remember the ghost train.

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<v Speaker 3>You went there? It was like a building. It was

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<v Speaker 3>like an all-year-round. You could go and do the time

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<v Speaker 3>warp in there.

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<v Speaker 2>And you'd go there and have food?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, you could. I think I went there for a

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<v Speaker 3>kid's birthday party maybe, but I think they would do

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<v Speaker 3>sort of.

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<v Speaker 8>Kid's birthday party? What are you talking about that?

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<v Speaker 3>Well, I went as a kid.

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<v Speaker 8>Oh, did you? Oh, okay.

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<v Speaker 7>Wouldn't have been on my list for like kid's parties.

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<v Speaker 3>Hey, come and let's get spooked out. I don't know.

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<v Speaker 3>The ghost train, when did it shut? Let me have

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<v Speaker 3>a look. I've never been. When did it close? It

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<v Speaker 3>was pretty iconic for Adelaide.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 3>I think in Melbourne there's a place called Witches and Bridges.

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<v Speaker 10>Yes.

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<v Speaker 3>That's like theatre. That's like theatre. Was it called the

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<v Speaker 3>Ghost Train? It was the Ghost Train, wasn't it?

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<v Speaker 9>Never heard of it.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't know. Okay, I'm just openly wondering now. Sorry, guys.

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<v Speaker 3>Night Train?

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<v Speaker 6>I don't know.

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<v Speaker 9>Night Train?

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<v Speaker 3>Maybe. Was it the Night Train?

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<v Speaker 13>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 3>If anyone knows what we're talking about, there used to

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<v Speaker 3>be a spooky... It was near like Lion Arts. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>it was the Night Train Theatre Restaurant. The Night Train.

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<v Speaker 6>Yes. Yes.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, the Ghost Train was a different thing.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, look, if there's any show of the year when

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<v Speaker 2>we're going to wonder about this place, it's the Spooktacular Show.

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<v Speaker 3>This is it. Look, we weren't really intending on doing this,

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<v Speaker 3>but if there's any... If anyone's been to the Night

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<v Speaker 3>Train or remembers that establishment and what they did there,

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<v Speaker 3>I have some very... vague memories of being there as

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<v Speaker 3>a kid and being a bit scared.

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<v Speaker 4>Nell in Salisbury Heights. Am I crazy? I swear I

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<v Speaker 4>went there as, like, a child. Did you go? Was

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<v Speaker 4>it a thing?

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<v Speaker 14>Hi, Ben and Liam.

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<v Speaker 5>Yes, I did.

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<v Speaker 14>First, yes, I thought it was Ghost Train when you

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<v Speaker 14>were saying that. Then I was like, oh, no, it

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<v Speaker 14>is the Night Train.

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<v Speaker 4>The Night Train.

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 14>I went there when I was, ooh, I don't know

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<v Speaker 14>if it was with school, like a school holiday thing,

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<v Speaker 14>or it was a kid's birthday party.

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<v Speaker 3>So that's what I thought. From memory... Maybe there was

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<v Speaker 3>like an adult show and stuff, but maybe in the

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<v Speaker 3>school holidays, maybe they would do like slightly less spooky.

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<v Speaker 3>Because I remember it was the first time I'd ever

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<v Speaker 3>heard the Time Warp. And I thought it was their

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<v Speaker 3>song that they'd made up. And I was like, it's

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<v Speaker 3>really catchy. And then I was like, oh, they're doing

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<v Speaker 3>that song from the night train. But obviously, yeah, it's

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<v Speaker 3>a bit of a classic. And so do you remember

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<v Speaker 3>they just sort of like pop out and scare you?

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<v Speaker 3>And I don't know, you have dinner there or something?

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<v Speaker 14>Yeah, it was like a big walkthrough sort of ghost

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<v Speaker 14>train sort of thing. And I didn't realize at the

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<v Speaker 14>time that they obviously have secret cameras there. And so

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<v Speaker 14>they pick up on who gets scared really easily. And

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<v Speaker 14>then you come back after you do your walkthrough and whatnot.

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<v Speaker 14>And then you all sit in front of this stage

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<v Speaker 14>where there's big, projector screen is, and then they really

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<v Speaker 14>just zoom in and show everybody getting absolutely scared.

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<v Speaker 4>It's sort of like the spookiest bit, isn't it?

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<v Speaker 3>There's cameras everywhere.

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<v Speaker 2>The whole thing's being recorded. Good on you, Mel.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, thank you, Mel.

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<v Speaker 4>I mean, as you're talking, I'm like, yeah, that's right.

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<v Speaker 4>This is all coming back to me now.

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<v Speaker 3>Sharon, you're in Normanville. You remember the night train, Light Square, Adelaide?

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<v Speaker 5>Well, Liam and Ben, Ben and Liam, have I got

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<v Speaker 5>a story for you. Liam, you actually went to my

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<v Speaker 5>son's birthday party and you were both from Padere and

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<v Speaker 5>you went to the night train.

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<v Speaker 8>What?

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<v Speaker 3>Crazy.

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<v Speaker 11>Who was your son?

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, his name was Jordan Sparks.

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<v Speaker 3>Yes, I remember Jordan Sparks.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, of course.

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<v Speaker 3>I haven't seen Jordan Sparks since probably year three.

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<v Speaker 5>No, well, he's just messaging me now saying to me,

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<v Speaker 5>I might call soon.

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<v Speaker 10>What the hell?

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<v Speaker 3>Well, hello to Jordan Spahr. It's been a hell of

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<v Speaker 3>a long time. Sharon, there you go.

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<v Speaker 4>So what year was it?

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<v Speaker 3>How old was Jordan when he had this?

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<v Speaker 5>We think you were younger than 13. So whether you

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<v Speaker 5>were 11 or something like that.

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<v Speaker 10>Young, young.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, and there was a meal and there were characters

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<v Speaker 5>dressed up and you guys were all dressed up. And

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<v Speaker 5>I'm going to make it my mission to find the

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<v Speaker 5>photo of all of you.

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<v Speaker 3>Please do. Please do. That's such a funny, from such

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<v Speaker 3>a random little off-the-cuff memory for you and Jordan Sparks

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<v Speaker 3>to be listening like, you were there.

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<v Speaker 2>You did go.

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<v Speaker 3>I know I wasn't making it out of my head. Oh, man,

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<v Speaker 3>that's awesome. Well, Sharon, warm regards to you and the fam.

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<v Speaker 3>Thanks for getting in touch.

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<v Speaker 2>Good on you, Sharon.

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<v Speaker 3>Rockwell. Obviously a bit of a spooky number, somebody watching me.

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<v Speaker 3>Anything familiar in that song?

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<v Speaker 2>Sounds like MJ.

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<v Speaker 3>It is MJ.

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<v Speaker 10>Is it?

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<v Speaker 4>That's the thing. Yeah, right. Which is crazy. So that

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<v Speaker 4>was like Rockwell's main song.

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<v Speaker 2>And Rockwell was a band?

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<v Speaker 4>Rockwell was like a dude.

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<v Speaker 2>A person, right.

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<v Speaker 4>He's a dude.

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<v Speaker 3>And arguably the only good part of that song is

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<v Speaker 3>MJ going, I.

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<v Speaker 13>Always feel like somebody's watching me.

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<v Speaker 2>Singing the cool hook.

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<v Speaker 4>And he goes, who's watching me?

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<v Speaker 3>The mailman?

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<v Speaker 4>You know, he does all the goofy bits.

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<v Speaker 2>So how did he manage to... So if he's a

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<v Speaker 2>bit of a nobody, how did they get MJ on

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<v Speaker 2>the side?

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<v Speaker 4>Well, here's the thing.

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<v Speaker 3>They were childhood friends. MJ was like childhood friends of

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<v Speaker 3>Rockwell's brother-in-law. They're like, yo, you reckon you can get

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<v Speaker 3>MJ to just lay a bit of a sexy hook.

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<v Speaker 4>Down for us?

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<v Speaker 10>And.

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<v Speaker 3>So he is not... Even now, if you look at

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<v Speaker 3>it on the thing, it just says Rockwell, because Michael

0:20:11.070 --> 0:20:14.530
<v Speaker 3>Jackson's not credited on the song. Because he did it

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<v Speaker 3>as a favor, but he didn't want to overshadow Rockwell.

0:20:18.119 --> 0:20:19.699
<v Speaker 3>He was just like, cool, I'm just going to do

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<v Speaker 3>this favor for you. You don't have to pay me.

0:20:22.160 --> 0:20:23.399
<v Speaker 3>You don't have to put my name on it. And

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<v Speaker 3>it was in peak Thriller fame. I suppose it was

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<v Speaker 3>around the time that people were doing spooky songs.

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<v Speaker 7>Wow.

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<v Speaker 2>It'd be like if Jordan Sparks wanted to do a

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<v Speaker 2>radio demo and he got you, his childhood friend.

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<v Speaker 3>To do some VO. We just had Jordan Sparks' mum

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<v Speaker 3>on because I was at the night training.

0:20:42.090 --> 0:20:44.430
<v Speaker 2>And it'd be like you going, hey, I'll be your co-host.

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<v Speaker 3>Say like, Liam, I know you've done radio for like

0:20:46.530 --> 0:20:49.609
<v Speaker 3>15 years. I'm putting out some demos. Can you just

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<v Speaker 3>chop it up maybe like over the top, but just

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<v Speaker 3>don't say it's you. And then that is exactly.

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<v Speaker 8>What it would be like.

0:20:55.490 --> 0:21:01.260
<v Speaker 3>And then just hoping that no one notices. We're about

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<v Speaker 3>to do Horror Who Am I? Chloe in Edwardstown. Do

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<v Speaker 3>you like your slasher films? Oh, kind of.

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<v Speaker 6>All right.

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<v Speaker 3>Well, I hope at least you've seen a couple. Otherwise,

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<v Speaker 3>this might be a little tricky.

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<v Speaker 8>Okay.

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<v Speaker 4>First one.

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<v Speaker 3>You might think you're safe when you go to sleep,

0:21:17.150 --> 0:21:20.350
<v Speaker 3>but that's exactly when I'm most dangerous. I have a

0:21:20.450 --> 0:21:24.970
<v Speaker 3>very badly burned face and a wardrobe that hasn't changed

0:21:25.060 --> 0:21:29.020
<v Speaker 3>in decades. I wear a striped jumper and a fedora.

0:21:29.920 --> 0:21:32.510
<v Speaker 3>And a glove fitted with razor-sharp blades.

0:21:32.550 --> 0:21:33.169
<v Speaker 4>Who am I?

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<v Speaker 14>Freddy Krueger.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, you've nailed it.

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<v Speaker 1>All right.

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<v Speaker 2>And are we doing five or three?

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<v Speaker 9>Three, preferably.

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<v Speaker 4>Well, I have five.

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<v Speaker 3>Let's just see how you go. Let's just see how

0:21:43.380 --> 0:21:46.800
<v Speaker 3>you go. I may be small, but I have a

0:21:46.859 --> 0:21:50.720
<v Speaker 3>big reputation for being dangerous. I look like a small,

0:21:50.840 --> 0:21:52.350
<v Speaker 3>innocent child's toy.

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<v Speaker 10>Chucky.

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<v Speaker 1>Yep.

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<v Speaker 7>Jeez.

0:21:55.390 --> 0:21:56.989
<v Speaker 4>You're crushing this. You're crushing this.

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<v Speaker 2>I think you're going to have to do five.

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<v Speaker 4>I think you're going to have to do five, Chloe.

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<v Speaker 4>You made a rod for your own back.

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<v Speaker 6>Okay.

0:22:01.700 --> 0:22:05.760
<v Speaker 3>I often appear in drains. I love.

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<v Speaker 4>She's so good.

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<v Speaker 6>Wow.

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<v Speaker 4>You're crushing this.

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<v Speaker 3>All right, let's turn up the heat just a little bit.

0:22:11.720 --> 0:22:14.050
<v Speaker 3>If you're camping in the woods, you probably don't want

0:22:14.090 --> 0:22:17.869
<v Speaker 3>me turning up. I rarely speak, but I have a

0:22:17.970 --> 0:22:21.790
<v Speaker 3>habit of making a very memorable entrance. I wear a

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<v Speaker 3>hockey mask and am often seen... Yes. All right.

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<v Speaker 4>Now, if you get this one, I'm going to be

0:22:29.220 --> 0:22:29.940
<v Speaker 4>very impressed.

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<v Speaker 6>All right.

0:22:31.060 --> 0:22:35.840
<v Speaker 3>My appearance might make you think I'm holy, but there

0:22:35.920 --> 0:22:41.740
<v Speaker 3>is nothing heavenly about me. I haunt religious settings and

0:22:41.810 --> 0:22:45.790
<v Speaker 3>have a disturbing connection to the supernatural. I wear a

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<v Speaker 3>black and white outfit.

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<v Speaker 10>The nun?

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<v Speaker 3>Yes, the nun from Nun 2. Well done. Very spooky.

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<v Speaker 2>Very spooky.

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<v Speaker 3>You've gone five for five. Sorry to everyone else on

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<v Speaker 3>the line. You've taken it out. Oh, what the helly?

0:23:03.230 --> 0:23:03.710
<v Speaker 3>That's cool.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, what the helly indeed.

0:23:04.840 --> 0:23:05.390
<v Speaker 3>No, you've won.

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<v Speaker 9>Congrats.

0:23:05.920 --> 0:23:07.120
<v Speaker 2>And you got yourself a couple of tickets to go

0:23:07.160 --> 0:23:08.260
<v Speaker 2>see Five Sauce.

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<v Speaker 5>Oh, what the helly?

0:23:09.480 --> 0:23:10.260
<v Speaker 3>Even better.

0:23:10.460 --> 0:23:11.700
<v Speaker 2>You keep saying what the helly.

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<v Speaker 3>Love it.

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<v Speaker 4>Thanks for joining us on the spooktacular, Chloe.

0:23:17.010 --> 0:23:19.230
<v Speaker 2>Good on you, Chloe. Hey, look, we're only a couple

0:23:19.270 --> 0:23:22.149
<v Speaker 2>of hours into the Ben and Liam spooktacular. Still plenty

0:23:22.190 --> 0:23:22.909
<v Speaker 2>more to come.

0:23:22.990 --> 0:23:25.010
<v Speaker 4>We're only halfway through the spooktacular.

0:23:25.070 --> 0:23:26.760
<v Speaker 3>It's a spook marathon, not a sprint.

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<v Speaker 2>Coming up next, don't forget about the Friday freak meat tray.

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<v Speaker 4>Some freak meat.

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<v Speaker 3>Have you heard about this, Chloe? There's some freak meat

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<v Speaker 3>being thrown out a little bit later on?

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<v Speaker 8>No, not really.

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<v Speaker 14>I know about the Friday meat tray.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, so this is different, though. This is the Friday

0:23:40.000 --> 0:23:40.420
<v Speaker 4>freak meat.

0:23:40.440 --> 0:23:43.090
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, we left the meat out for ages. It's super freaky.

0:23:43.950 --> 0:23:47.570
<v Speaker 4>We take spooking pretty seriously. That's why we've done a spooktacular.

0:23:48.070 --> 0:23:52.210
<v Speaker 3>But no one in South Australia takes Halloween more seriously

0:23:52.630 --> 0:23:57.480
<v Speaker 3>than Ross, who runs the Ambrosia Cemetery in Salisbury East.

0:23:57.740 --> 0:23:59.700
<v Speaker 2>Which started out, as you know, your neighbours, some people

0:23:59.740 --> 0:24:01.460
<v Speaker 2>take it more seriously than others. They put a few

0:24:01.520 --> 0:24:04.859
<v Speaker 2>jack-o'-lanterns out, a few skeletons. That's how it started for Ross.

0:24:05.180 --> 0:24:06.770
<v Speaker 2>And then over the years, it built and it got

0:24:06.830 --> 0:24:09.070
<v Speaker 2>bigger and bigger and bigger. And then it was just

0:24:09.090 --> 0:24:10.210
<v Speaker 2>there all year round.

0:24:10.270 --> 0:24:13.980
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, it just got so big. that the neighbours complained.

0:24:15.119 --> 0:24:19.580
<v Speaker 3>I believe it's now entirely gone. Ross joins us.

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<v Speaker 9>Is that right?

0:24:20.040 --> 0:24:20.500
<v Speaker 3>It's gone?

0:24:20.520 --> 0:24:22.859
<v Speaker 9>No, it's gone. We've packed it in.

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<v Speaker 6>Oh, mate.

0:24:25.119 --> 0:24:27.510
<v Speaker 3>Because of complaints from the neighbours, is that right?

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<v Speaker 9>Yeah, it was just one single neighbour that made a

0:24:30.290 --> 0:24:31.160
<v Speaker 9>complaint to council.

0:24:31.680 --> 0:24:35.010
<v Speaker 2>Now, Ross, I saw some photos of it at its

0:24:35.090 --> 0:24:38.630
<v Speaker 2>peak online, and you had a lot of stuff. So

0:24:38.730 --> 0:24:42.129
<v Speaker 2>if you've closed down Ambrosia Cemetery... What did you do

0:24:42.150 --> 0:24:43.750
<v Speaker 2>with the stuff? I thought you would have brought it

0:24:43.790 --> 0:24:44.730
<v Speaker 2>back out for Halloween.

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<v Speaker 9>No, we've decided not to do anything at all. So

0:24:48.730 --> 0:24:51.210
<v Speaker 9>we had a massive garage sale a few months ago

0:24:51.270 --> 0:24:53.730
<v Speaker 9>and sold off most of it. We do still have

0:24:53.760 --> 0:24:54.450
<v Speaker 9>a little bit left, though.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, what have you got?

0:24:55.630 --> 0:24:56.720
<v Speaker 3>What's left in the spook house?

0:24:57.200 --> 0:25:00.760
<v Speaker 9>We've got some morgue trolleys. I think I've got some

0:25:00.859 --> 0:25:03.180
<v Speaker 9>severed heads, a couple of zombies.

0:25:03.920 --> 0:25:06.620
<v Speaker 2>Now, I've got to ask, obviously the severed heads, props,

0:25:06.840 --> 0:25:09.439
<v Speaker 2>the morgue trolleys, are they real morgue trolleys or are

0:25:09.460 --> 0:25:09.920
<v Speaker 2>they a prop?

0:25:10.560 --> 0:25:12.580
<v Speaker 9>No, they're actually real trolleys.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh, my God.

0:25:13.560 --> 0:25:14.080
<v Speaker 9>Morbid.

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<v Speaker 6>Be honest.

0:25:14.500 --> 0:25:15.379
<v Speaker 2>I mean, I know you said you're not going to

0:25:15.400 --> 0:25:17.300
<v Speaker 2>do it this year, but do you have that little

0:25:17.380 --> 0:25:18.180
<v Speaker 2>Halloween itch?

0:25:18.900 --> 0:25:22.480
<v Speaker 9>Oh, look, definitely got the itch, but we're definitely going

0:25:22.500 --> 0:25:23.180
<v Speaker 9>to take a break.

0:25:23.510 --> 0:25:26.710
<v Speaker 3>You know, you're taking a break this spooky season. People

0:25:26.730 --> 0:25:28.750
<v Speaker 3>can reach out to you, Ambrosia Cemetery, I suppose, on

0:25:28.770 --> 0:25:30.550
<v Speaker 3>Facebook if they want to buy that morgue trolley or

0:25:30.670 --> 0:25:33.389
<v Speaker 3>severed head. Obviously, it's a real morgue trolley, not a

0:25:33.410 --> 0:25:34.450
<v Speaker 3>real severed head, I'm assuming.

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<v Speaker 2>What's a morgue trolley going to set you back?

0:25:37.460 --> 0:25:38.760
<v Speaker 9>They're $ 2.

0:25:37.880 --> 0:25:38.320
<v Speaker 6>58.

0:25:38.320 --> 0:25:39.680
<v Speaker 9>I got two of them.

0:25:39.960 --> 0:25:42.560
<v Speaker 2>I imagine that's pretty good value for a real morgue tray.

0:25:42.619 --> 0:25:43.389
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, I would say so.

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<v Speaker 6>It is, yeah.

0:25:44.000 --> 0:25:44.400
<v Speaker 4>Pretty good.

0:25:44.940 --> 0:25:47.739
<v Speaker 3>What about the Christmas cheer? Is there a little bit

0:25:47.760 --> 0:25:51.229
<v Speaker 3>of you thinking, you know, maybe we'll get a few snowflakes,

0:25:51.270 --> 0:25:53.550
<v Speaker 3>a few reindeers, just mix it up a little bit?

0:25:54.180 --> 0:25:55.810
<v Speaker 9>Look, we're actually going to do that. We're going to

0:25:55.890 --> 0:25:59.229
<v Speaker 9>put it on a fairly big inflatable and light display

0:25:59.250 --> 0:26:01.250
<v Speaker 9>in the front yard, and I'm definitely going to aim

0:26:01.490 --> 0:26:06.889
<v Speaker 9>some spotlights at the neighbour who complains.

0:26:06.910 --> 0:26:10.230
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I can sense a little bit of disdain there

0:26:10.270 --> 0:26:11.170
<v Speaker 2>towards the neighbour.

0:26:11.190 --> 0:26:13.470
<v Speaker 3>You don't have to answer this if you don't want to, Ross,

0:26:13.490 --> 0:26:16.690
<v Speaker 3>but how does that go? You mentioned one person complained

0:26:16.710 --> 0:26:19.590
<v Speaker 3>it shut down the Ambrosia Cemetery Spook House in Salisbury East.

0:26:20.430 --> 0:26:22.389
<v Speaker 3>Is it a bit awkward when you're sort of walking

0:26:22.590 --> 0:26:23.550
<v Speaker 3>past each other?

0:26:23.609 --> 0:26:25.669
<v Speaker 4>Obviously, you're living in the same sort of street. You

0:26:25.710 --> 0:26:26.990
<v Speaker 4>would come across each other.

0:26:27.020 --> 0:26:28.450
<v Speaker 3>Is it just sort of frosty?

0:26:28.859 --> 0:26:29.450
<v Speaker 6>Yeah, yeah.

0:26:29.490 --> 0:26:31.379
<v Speaker 9>We just sort of ignore them now. I mean, we

0:26:31.400 --> 0:26:32.619
<v Speaker 9>didn't really talk much anyway.

0:26:32.780 --> 0:26:33.580
<v Speaker 6>Yeah, yeah.

0:26:33.640 --> 0:26:33.860
<v Speaker 7>Right.

0:26:33.900 --> 0:26:34.300
<v Speaker 6>Okay.

0:26:34.380 --> 0:26:36.540
<v Speaker 9>Yeah. We talked to all the other neighbours. All the

0:26:36.560 --> 0:26:38.320
<v Speaker 9>other neighbours in the street are fantastic.

0:26:38.500 --> 0:26:39.000
<v Speaker 4>Wonderful.

0:26:39.060 --> 0:26:43.480
<v Speaker 3>Well, hey, look, Ross, hopefully you still have a good Halloween.

0:26:43.560 --> 0:26:45.280
<v Speaker 3>I know it's not going to be as spooky as

0:26:45.340 --> 0:26:46.280
<v Speaker 3>years gone by.

0:26:46.400 --> 0:26:48.100
<v Speaker 2>Even though you're not doing it at your house, are

0:26:48.119 --> 0:26:49.159
<v Speaker 2>you going to go trick-or-treating?

0:26:49.830 --> 0:26:52.129
<v Speaker 9>Yeah, we're definitely going to go trick-or-treating. That's something we

0:26:52.150 --> 0:26:54.350
<v Speaker 9>haven't been able to do in years because we're always here.

0:26:54.390 --> 0:26:57.030
<v Speaker 2>We've been so tied down, you know, putting it on.

0:26:57.070 --> 0:26:57.570
<v Speaker 3>The Spook House.

0:26:57.830 --> 0:26:59.369
<v Speaker 4>What are you going to be dressed as?

0:26:59.390 --> 0:27:02.240
<v Speaker 9>Well, I'll probably go as an undertaker, which was my

0:27:02.260 --> 0:27:05.700
<v Speaker 9>typical theme. My son will be a vampire. He's three

0:27:05.740 --> 0:27:06.480
<v Speaker 9>and a half years old.

0:27:06.500 --> 0:27:08.400
<v Speaker 2>Oh, that's cute. You know what you could do? You

0:27:08.460 --> 0:27:10.900
<v Speaker 2>could go all out. You could do like a mortician.

0:27:11.580 --> 0:27:14.520
<v Speaker 2>and you could put your son on the morgue bed,

0:27:14.540 --> 0:27:16.199
<v Speaker 2>or you lay on it and get your son to

0:27:16.220 --> 0:27:17.460
<v Speaker 2>push you around, so you knock.

0:27:17.359 --> 0:27:17.859
<v Speaker 6>On the door.

0:27:17.960 --> 0:27:18.940
<v Speaker 4>I don't know what's worse.

0:27:19.380 --> 0:27:22.660
<v Speaker 3>Either way, I'm calling the police if I see something

0:27:22.700 --> 0:27:24.570
<v Speaker 3>like that. I think what you've got is great, Ross.

0:27:24.609 --> 0:27:26.730
<v Speaker 3>I think what you've got is great. Thank you so

0:27:26.750 --> 0:27:27.810
<v Speaker 3>much for your time, mate.

0:27:27.830 --> 0:27:28.610
<v Speaker 11>No worries.

0:27:28.650 --> 0:27:29.130
<v Speaker 7>Thanks, guys.

0:27:29.150 --> 0:27:30.090
<v Speaker 2>Good on you, Ross.

0:27:31.250 --> 0:27:35.450
<v Speaker 3>It just wouldn't be a Halloween spooktacular without an evil

0:27:35.520 --> 0:27:37.020
<v Speaker 3>laugh competition.

0:27:38.680 --> 0:27:38.780
<v Speaker 5>Um.

0:27:39.710 --> 0:27:42.050
<v Speaker 3>I mean, you know, there's tons in cinema.

0:27:46.090 --> 0:27:47.270
<v Speaker 2>Cruella de Vil.

0:27:47.350 --> 0:27:49.010
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, wants to skin some Dalmatians.

0:27:49.070 --> 0:27:49.350
<v Speaker 6>Yep.

0:27:49.910 --> 0:27:56.590
<v Speaker 2>One of my personal favourites. Agent Smith from The Matrix.

0:27:57.109 --> 0:27:58.070
<v Speaker 8>Oh, yeah.

0:27:58.270 --> 0:28:01.389
<v Speaker 2>Very, like, straight edge 180, very, like, straight 180 kind

0:28:01.410 --> 0:28:02.869
<v Speaker 2>of guy, but then he does do a good evil laugh.

0:28:02.890 --> 0:28:04.310
<v Speaker 4>Does do a good evil laugh.

0:28:04.330 --> 0:28:05.189
<v Speaker 1>Yeah.

0:28:05.350 --> 0:28:08.930
<v Speaker 3>Well, yeah, we're going to have an evil laugh competition, 131065.

0:28:08.960 --> 0:28:11.040
<v Speaker 3>Because I'm dressed as Dr.

0:28:11.100 --> 0:28:14.030
<v Speaker 4>Frickin' Evil. I might do his laugh.

0:28:14.210 --> 0:28:14.490
<v Speaker 6>Okay.

0:28:17.990 --> 0:28:19.129
<v Speaker 2>I forgot how he does a laugh.

0:28:19.190 --> 0:28:21.450
<v Speaker 3>Me too. I just realised it as I started to

0:28:21.470 --> 0:28:31.240
<v Speaker 3>do it. You sound like Skull from the cricket Skullduggery.

0:28:31.780 --> 0:28:33.940
<v Speaker 2>You actually look like Skullduggery.

0:28:33.960 --> 0:28:34.980
<v Speaker 3>My dad's a Rolling Stone.

0:28:35.000 --> 0:28:36.239
<v Speaker 2>You could have told me you were Skull because you've

0:28:36.260 --> 0:28:37.199
<v Speaker 2>got the bald cap on.

0:28:37.720 --> 0:28:41.310
<v Speaker 4>I look like Skull from the cricket covery.

0:28:41.370 --> 0:28:42.420
<v Speaker 2>To be fair, you could take the bald cap off.

0:28:45.840 --> 0:28:47.060
<v Speaker 3>That was freaking rude.

0:28:47.200 --> 0:28:47.560
<v Speaker 6>Okay.

0:28:47.700 --> 0:28:50.800
<v Speaker 3>I'm going to throw you into a pool with sharks

0:28:50.820 --> 0:28:51.860
<v Speaker 3>with freaking lasers.

0:28:51.900 --> 0:28:53.660
<v Speaker 4>Can we get your evil laugh, Ben?

0:28:53.790 --> 0:28:55.210
<v Speaker 13>Mwahaha.

0:28:55.350 --> 0:28:57.070
<v Speaker 2>Mwahaha.

0:28:57.090 --> 0:28:59.730
<v Speaker 3>You're not going to win if you do that. Producer Belle.

0:29:01.190 --> 0:29:01.910
<v Speaker 8>Do I have to?

0:29:01.990 --> 0:29:02.830
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, of course.

0:29:02.870 --> 0:29:04.290
<v Speaker 4>It's part of your job description.

0:29:04.310 --> 0:29:07.400
<v Speaker 2>Well, no one else is dressed up, so... Yeah.

0:29:08.200 --> 0:29:08.860
<v Speaker 8>I'll give you this.

0:29:09.400 --> 0:29:10.780
<v Speaker 2>Only Liam's dressed up, to be fair.

0:29:12.470 --> 0:29:15.370
<v Speaker 8>This classic lame kid prank.

0:29:15.570 --> 0:29:15.970
<v Speaker 9>What?

0:29:17.170 --> 0:29:18.170
<v Speaker 8>What else got dressed up?

0:29:18.410 --> 0:29:22.710
<v Speaker 3>Do the laugh. Mwahaha. There you go.

0:29:22.720 --> 0:29:24.020
<v Speaker 4>Wouldn't win with that either.

0:29:24.300 --> 0:29:26.719
<v Speaker 3>Steph, producer Steph, could you give us one?

0:29:28.900 --> 0:29:29.560
<v Speaker 8>Mwahaha.

0:29:31.560 --> 0:29:34.810
<v Speaker 3>I'm hearing a lot of weak laughs this morning. Carmen

0:29:34.850 --> 0:29:37.530
<v Speaker 3>and Albert Park, I hope you'll do better. Have you

0:29:37.570 --> 0:29:39.170
<v Speaker 3>got a bit of a good evil laugh in you?

0:29:39.190 --> 0:29:39.950
<v Speaker 2>No.

0:29:40.390 --> 0:29:41.990
<v Speaker 8>I'd say all right all.

0:29:41.870 --> 0:29:43.050
<v Speaker 4>Right well let her rip.

0:29:48.280 --> 0:29:51.140
<v Speaker 3>Low bar low bar low bar.

0:29:50.800 --> 0:29:52.560
<v Speaker 4>Guys thank you for your time carmen 13 1065 i

0:29:52.620 --> 0:29:53.140
<v Speaker 4>think it's.

0:29:54.970 --> 0:29:58.550
<v Speaker 3>I think the $ 150 voucher is still there for the taking.

0:29:58.650 --> 0:30:03.970
<v Speaker 2>All right. 131065 is our number. It's Halloween. Get involved

0:30:03.990 --> 0:30:05.990
<v Speaker 2>with Ben and Liam's big spooktacular.

0:30:06.090 --> 0:30:07.770
<v Speaker 3>It sounded like Carmen was just sort of getting like

0:30:07.850 --> 0:30:10.310
<v Speaker 3>a karate chop kind of massage on the back. You

0:30:10.330 --> 0:30:12.290
<v Speaker 3>know what I mean?

0:30:13.850 --> 0:30:14.950
<v Speaker 4>Marty and Moana, good morning.

0:30:14.990 --> 0:30:17.710
<v Speaker 3>How are you? Hello, boys.

0:30:17.790 --> 0:30:18.500
<v Speaker 6>How are you?

0:30:18.610 --> 0:30:22.120
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, well, I feel like you're already... Getting into the mindset,

0:30:22.160 --> 0:30:24.400
<v Speaker 3>I feel like you're already playing the villain. You've sort

0:30:24.440 --> 0:30:27.700
<v Speaker 3>of got a lower tone this morning. You ready to

0:30:27.740 --> 0:30:28.160
<v Speaker 3>give us one?

0:30:28.980 --> 0:30:29.459
<v Speaker 1>I'm ready.

0:30:29.500 --> 0:30:32.360
<v Speaker 9>Would you like a balloon? Now that's what.

0:30:32.360 --> 0:30:34.140
<v Speaker 10>I'm talking about.

0:30:34.240 --> 0:30:35.510
<v Speaker 11>That is good.

0:30:44.850 --> 0:30:47.130
<v Speaker 3>That was freaky. You like that? Yeah, I did. I

0:30:47.170 --> 0:30:47.870
<v Speaker 3>really liked that.

0:30:47.890 --> 0:30:48.770
<v Speaker 4>That's going to be.

0:30:48.890 --> 0:30:50.910
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I got it. I was a scary clown. Yeah,

0:30:50.930 --> 0:30:54.610
<v Speaker 3>that's going to be hard to beat. Chantel, do you

0:30:54.630 --> 0:30:56.100
<v Speaker 3>think you can beat the evil laugh?

0:30:56.580 --> 0:30:57.700
<v Speaker 10>I'm going to try.

0:30:57.920 --> 0:30:58.620
<v Speaker 7>All right.

0:31:04.840 --> 0:31:08.280
<v Speaker 3>Pretty good. Pretty good. I think Marty's clown is still

0:31:08.300 --> 0:31:11.420
<v Speaker 3>the one to beat. Alan in Aldinga Beach, do you

0:31:11.440 --> 0:31:13.090
<v Speaker 3>think you've got it within your soul.

0:31:13.550 --> 0:31:14.750
<v Speaker 4>to.

0:31:14.170 --> 0:31:16.460
<v Speaker 3>Just come in and take it at the last minute.

0:31:17.280 --> 0:31:18.700
<v Speaker 9>It's all mine, mate. It's all mine.

0:31:18.840 --> 0:31:28.510
<v Speaker 3>All right. It's pretty good. It's very good.

0:31:28.530 --> 0:31:29.030
<v Speaker 2>It's pretty good.

0:31:29.050 --> 0:31:29.970
<v Speaker 6>It's hard. It's very spooky.

0:31:30.090 --> 0:31:31.790
<v Speaker 2>It's hard to go past Marty.

0:31:31.970 --> 0:31:36.110
<v Speaker 3>It is. I think, Marty, you've won the evil laugh competition.

0:31:36.130 --> 0:31:37.040
<v Speaker 4>Congratulations.

0:31:37.560 --> 0:31:38.860
<v Speaker 6>Ah, thank you, boys.

0:31:39.120 --> 0:31:39.980
<v Speaker 2>Good on you, Marty.

0:31:40.000 --> 0:31:41.740
<v Speaker 6>Everyone does the evil clown like I do.

0:31:41.780 --> 0:31:44.560
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, it's genuinely horrifying. It feels like you've worked on

0:31:44.580 --> 0:31:50.260
<v Speaker 3>it a little bit. Everything has had a spooky theme.

0:31:50.900 --> 0:31:54.620
<v Speaker 3>Not just any meat. Freak meat this morning. Going to

0:31:54.660 --> 0:31:57.930
<v Speaker 3>our best caller, thanks to Gramazio Foods, South Australia's first

0:31:57.970 --> 0:32:02.730
<v Speaker 3>and only 100% gluten-free, celiac, Australia-certified butcher.

0:32:02.770 --> 0:32:06.150
<v Speaker 4>Visit Burnside Village, Golden Grove, or gramaziofoods.com.au.

0:32:06.350 --> 0:32:08.330
<v Speaker 3>And you may say, Ben and Liam, what is so

0:32:08.730 --> 0:32:12.190
<v Speaker 3>freaky about this meat? Well, it's freakishly large and delicious.

0:32:12.410 --> 0:32:14.230
<v Speaker 2>Oh, yeah.

0:32:14.290 --> 0:32:16.410
<v Speaker 4>That is why it is the Friday Freak Tray.

0:32:16.470 --> 0:32:17.710
<v Speaker 2>And we left it in the sun for a bit.

0:32:20.070 --> 0:32:21.250
<v Speaker 4>That last bit was a joke.

0:32:23.010 --> 0:32:23.510
<v Speaker 10>But....

0:32:24.710 --> 0:32:27.220
<v Speaker 3>I mean, it's not even hard this week because one

0:32:27.360 --> 0:32:31.160
<v Speaker 3>caller just came out of the woodwork and hit us

0:32:31.200 --> 0:32:34.680
<v Speaker 3>with a fatal punch earlier in the week. Well, they've

0:32:34.700 --> 0:32:37.510
<v Speaker 3>obviously won the meat tray. And that was a story

0:32:37.870 --> 0:32:38.470
<v Speaker 3>about their grandpa.

0:32:39.420 --> 0:32:41.640
<v Speaker 11>My grandfather used to work in a slate quarry in

0:32:41.700 --> 0:32:43.840
<v Speaker 11>Wales and he lost his eye. And then he got

0:32:43.900 --> 0:32:46.860
<v Speaker 11>fitted with a glass eye. My grandmother lived across the

0:32:46.900 --> 0:32:48.940
<v Speaker 11>road from him. Before he met her, he was putting

0:32:48.980 --> 0:32:51.560
<v Speaker 11>his glass eye in the window and he told her

0:32:51.620 --> 0:32:55.300
<v Speaker 11>he was watching her. So this went on for weeks

0:32:55.360 --> 0:32:56.880
<v Speaker 11>and weeks. And in the end, she went over to

0:32:56.920 --> 0:32:58.700
<v Speaker 11>him and said, you've got to stop doing it because

0:32:58.760 --> 0:33:01.840
<v Speaker 11>it's scary. So she said, if you put your glass

0:33:01.960 --> 0:33:03.360
<v Speaker 11>eye away, we'll go for a dance.

0:33:03.440 --> 0:33:04.380
<v Speaker 6>And that's how they met.

0:33:05.080 --> 0:33:05.760
<v Speaker 2>Oh, that's sweet.

0:33:06.700 --> 0:33:07.870
<v Speaker 11>Yeah, I remember him.

0:33:07.890 --> 0:33:08.469
<v Speaker 10>We used to go then.

0:33:08.490 --> 0:33:10.470
<v Speaker 11>He used to take his glass eye out and suck

0:33:10.530 --> 0:33:12.350
<v Speaker 11>it clean and put it back in his head.

0:33:12.730 --> 0:33:14.390
<v Speaker 2>Great story.

0:33:14.410 --> 0:33:16.310
<v Speaker 3>We already copped a big hit earlier in the week.

0:33:16.330 --> 0:33:17.600
<v Speaker 4>We're like, well, that'll do.

0:33:17.600 --> 0:33:18.150
<v Speaker 11>Us, you know.

0:33:19.240 --> 0:33:24.460
<v Speaker 3>And then this morning, again, the same caller, Dylan, hit

0:33:24.480 --> 0:33:25.040
<v Speaker 3>us with a KO.

0:33:26.120 --> 0:33:28.880
<v Speaker 11>We were downstairs in the pool room playing pool and

0:33:28.920 --> 0:33:32.420
<v Speaker 11>then my cousin decided to run up three sets of

0:33:32.460 --> 0:33:34.580
<v Speaker 11>stairs to the top of the stairs and get on

0:33:34.620 --> 0:33:37.360
<v Speaker 11>the banister and he slid down the banister and he

0:33:37.380 --> 0:33:39.580
<v Speaker 11>was picking up speed and at the bottom of the

0:33:39.620 --> 0:33:43.260
<v Speaker 11>banister resting was a pool cue and up it went.

0:33:47.660 --> 0:33:51.700
<v Speaker 3>Dylan, congratulations. You've won the Friday Freak Tray.

0:33:52.680 --> 0:33:53.440
<v Speaker 6>That's awesome.

0:33:53.520 --> 0:33:54.220
<v Speaker 11>Thank you very much.

0:33:54.240 --> 0:33:58.270
<v Speaker 3>Mate, congratulations. Thank you for not one, but two incredible stories.

0:33:58.980 --> 0:34:00.910
<v Speaker 3>What's the deal, man? We never heard from you before.

0:34:00.930 --> 0:34:02.730
<v Speaker 3>And then all of a sudden, just two crazy stories.

0:34:02.750 --> 0:34:04.410
<v Speaker 3>Have you only just started listening or?

0:34:04.930 --> 0:34:08.290
<v Speaker 11>Well, yeah. In my last job, I was working as

0:34:08.330 --> 0:34:10.530
<v Speaker 11>a truck driver and starting really early in the morning.

0:34:10.570 --> 0:34:13.239
<v Speaker 11>And by the time I got out, out into the

0:34:13.280 --> 0:34:16.460
<v Speaker 11>sticks i had no signal radio signal okay yeah i've

0:34:16.480 --> 0:34:18.060
<v Speaker 11>started a new job now and i listen to you

0:34:18.100 --> 0:34:19.259
<v Speaker 11>every day oh.

0:34:19.280 --> 0:34:21.940
<v Speaker 3>Good on you mate please feel free to call through

0:34:21.960 --> 0:34:24.680
<v Speaker 3>anytime you're a hell of a storyteller um and yeah

0:34:25.320 --> 0:34:28.969
<v Speaker 3>i love this big mismatched family as well with paul

0:34:28.989 --> 0:34:32.170
<v Speaker 3>q's up bums and glass eyes popping out and i

0:34:32.210 --> 0:34:34.230
<v Speaker 3>feel like there's a lot more there so mate thank

0:34:34.250 --> 0:34:36.489
<v Speaker 3>you so much uh for making us laugh and uh

0:34:36.570 --> 0:34:39.969
<v Speaker 3>we're gonna just uh program in clonelta now um so

0:34:39.989 --> 0:34:43.020
<v Speaker 3>we can um shoot the freak meat over.

0:34:43.060 --> 0:34:46.140
<v Speaker 4>Now, we actually have a witch.

0:34:45.960 --> 0:34:48.100
<v Speaker 3>That we've arranged to fly around on a broomstick.

0:34:48.239 --> 0:34:48.560
<v Speaker 5>Oh, yeah.

0:34:48.640 --> 0:34:52.689
<v Speaker 3>Rather than shooting it over. So, yeah. The witch, she's

0:34:52.810 --> 0:34:55.430
<v Speaker 3>sort of like an extra spooky witch, so.

0:34:55.430 --> 0:34:56.930
<v Speaker 11>You won't be able to hear her.

0:34:57.170 --> 0:34:58.310
<v Speaker 3>You won't be able to hear the witch.

0:34:58.610 --> 0:35:01.110
<v Speaker 2>Right, okay. So, how's he getting it?

0:35:01.130 --> 0:35:02.750
<v Speaker 4>I've just handed the meat tray to the witch. Thank you.

0:35:03.210 --> 0:35:05.210
<v Speaker 3>She's on a broomstick now.

0:35:05.230 --> 0:35:05.630
<v Speaker 9>Right.

0:35:05.670 --> 0:35:08.660
<v Speaker 3>She'll probably drop it over your head at some point.

0:35:09.500 --> 0:35:21.930
<v Speaker 2>That sounds very canon-y. Okay, here it comes. Oh no,

0:35:22.010 --> 0:35:24.310
<v Speaker 2>we've killed Dylan with the Friday freak meat.

0:35:24.550 --> 0:35:26.350
<v Speaker 4>Oh, we knew the meat was too heavy.

0:35:26.370 --> 0:35:31.580
<v Speaker 2>Oh, Dylan, are you there? Dylan, are you there? Oh no.

0:35:31.600 --> 0:35:33.200
<v Speaker 4>Oh God.

0:35:33.980 --> 0:35:35.419
<v Speaker 2>We're going to have no listeners left if we keep

0:35:35.440 --> 0:35:36.100
<v Speaker 2>killing them.

0:35:36.140 --> 0:35:40.020
<v Speaker 3>Keep killing them with heavy loads of meat.

0:35:40.219 --> 0:35:42.340
<v Speaker 4>I really wish I thought of that witch thing before

0:35:42.400 --> 0:35:42.920
<v Speaker 4>I'd opened my.

0:35:42.960 --> 0:35:45.520
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, because we have sound effects pre-made, but then you

0:35:45.540 --> 0:35:46.779
<v Speaker 2>start doing this witch one, and I was like, I

0:35:46.780 --> 0:35:47.180
<v Speaker 2>don't have that.

0:35:47.200 --> 0:35:47.640
<v Speaker 9>Imagine this.

0:35:47.680 --> 0:35:48.899
<v Speaker 3>I was like, I wonder if he's got a witch

0:35:48.980 --> 0:35:50.620
<v Speaker 3>flying and dropping meat per chance.

0:35:50.640 --> 0:35:51.600
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, it would have been great.

0:35:51.620 --> 0:35:54.219
<v Speaker 4>It would have been great if Posse... Oh, a little

0:35:54.280 --> 0:35:56.800
<v Speaker 4>note for next year. Spooktacular will be back.

0:35:59.820 --> 0:36:00.640
<v Speaker 2>And we are back.

0:36:01.250 --> 0:36:04.810
<v Speaker 4>We're back. It's a Friday. Let's get schloppy.

0:36:05.010 --> 0:36:08.229
<v Speaker 3>Let's bring everyone who.

0:36:08.190 --> 0:36:11.390
<v Speaker 4>Is available in. Does Maz need her own chime?

0:36:11.710 --> 0:36:13.230
<v Speaker 2>With Maz, do you want to bring her in when

0:36:13.290 --> 0:36:16.110
<v Speaker 2>she's ready rather than waiting around through all the slop?

0:36:16.210 --> 0:36:17.790
<v Speaker 3>Are you ready, Maz?

0:36:17.850 --> 0:36:18.450
<v Speaker 6>Oh, she's ready.

0:36:18.469 --> 0:36:20.109
<v Speaker 2>Last time she had to read the news, I was

0:36:20.150 --> 0:36:21.450
<v Speaker 2>worried we were putting her out of her room.

0:36:21.469 --> 0:36:23.690
<v Speaker 3>No, no, she looks like she's ready to go.

0:36:23.710 --> 0:36:24.190
<v Speaker 2>Come on in.

0:36:24.850 --> 0:36:27.890
<v Speaker 3>Open door policy as well to Tien, but normally this

0:36:27.950 --> 0:36:29.200
<v Speaker 3>is kind of the busiest part of his day, so

0:36:29.219 --> 0:36:30.390
<v Speaker 3>we're getting promos and things ready.

0:36:30.850 --> 0:36:32.469
<v Speaker 2>I feel bad, Mads, because sometimes I feel like you

0:36:32.570 --> 0:36:34.710
<v Speaker 2>need to actually read the news and we're here just

0:36:34.750 --> 0:36:36.790
<v Speaker 2>talking absolute ridiculous nonsense and then you need to read

0:36:36.830 --> 0:36:37.109
<v Speaker 2>the news.

0:36:37.489 --> 0:36:39.149
<v Speaker 3>Thanks, Ben. TN's not coming.

0:36:39.430 --> 0:36:39.770
<v Speaker 6>Okay.

0:36:39.790 --> 0:36:40.570
<v Speaker 4>That's okay.

0:36:41.050 --> 0:36:42.910
<v Speaker 3>Are those mics working or are we just going to

0:36:42.950 --> 0:36:43.270
<v Speaker 3>share that?

0:36:43.290 --> 0:36:43.890
<v Speaker 2>They should be fine.

0:36:43.950 --> 0:36:46.730
<v Speaker 8>Hello. May I have these headphones?

0:36:46.750 --> 0:36:48.350
<v Speaker 4>Try that other one there, Mads.

0:36:48.430 --> 0:36:49.670
<v Speaker 8>Every week we have the same.

0:36:49.710 --> 0:36:51.629
<v Speaker 3>Perfect. Oh, that's good.

0:36:51.670 --> 0:36:53.370
<v Speaker 2>Can we just delete the one with no sock on it?

0:36:53.930 --> 0:36:54.160
<v Speaker 6>Yeah.

0:36:54.219 --> 0:36:55.390
<v Speaker 2>Just delete that from our lives.

0:36:55.570 --> 0:36:57.049
<v Speaker 8>You could just pull it out, though.

0:36:57.070 --> 0:36:57.799
<v Speaker 9>Yeah, there we go.

0:36:58.500 --> 0:36:59.600
<v Speaker 8>They're not going to air, are they, Ben?

0:37:00.140 --> 0:37:03.680
<v Speaker 2>Probably are, yeah. Nope, they're not.

0:37:03.930 --> 0:37:06.180
<v Speaker 1>Nope.

0:37:06.200 --> 0:37:06.390
<v Speaker 10>Good.

0:37:06.410 --> 0:37:10.970
<v Speaker 8>Are you right? Are you right? Oh, sorry, Liam.

0:37:10.989 --> 0:37:11.650
<v Speaker 2>You're allowed to breathe.

0:37:11.670 --> 0:37:12.250
<v Speaker 4>I'm allowed to breathe?

0:37:12.270 --> 0:37:12.590
<v Speaker 7>Gosh.

0:37:12.610 --> 0:37:14.969
<v Speaker 4>I only slept four hours last night.

0:37:15.090 --> 0:37:16.430
<v Speaker 6>Why? I don't know.

0:37:16.469 --> 0:37:18.250
<v Speaker 4>Just staring at the ceiling for ages. It's one of

0:37:18.290 --> 0:37:18.649
<v Speaker 4>those nights.

0:37:18.710 --> 0:37:24.270
<v Speaker 3>I know specifically because of my aura. I know specifically

0:37:24.330 --> 0:37:28.300
<v Speaker 3>because of my aura ring. I've only got a score

0:37:28.320 --> 0:37:30.960
<v Speaker 3>of 50. It says be kind to yourself. And your

0:37:30.980 --> 0:37:32.640
<v Speaker 3>total sleep was four hours, eight minutes.

0:37:32.739 --> 0:37:34.770
<v Speaker 8>Oh, thank God it told me to be kind to myself.

0:37:34.790 --> 0:37:36.670
<v Speaker 8>Why does it need to tell you that?

0:37:36.710 --> 0:37:38.489
<v Speaker 4>Why have you woken up and chosen violence?

0:37:38.510 --> 0:37:38.610
<v Speaker 7>Yeah.

0:37:40.690 --> 0:37:44.950
<v Speaker 2>She needs an aura ring to tell her to be kinder.

0:37:46.430 --> 0:37:47.450
<v Speaker 8>Sorry. I'm sorry.

0:37:47.530 --> 0:37:52.590
<v Speaker 7>I did clock that out there.

0:37:53.050 --> 0:37:54.850
<v Speaker 2>I went through a real phase there of wanting to

0:37:54.870 --> 0:37:57.170
<v Speaker 2>get like a, you know, I wore a whoop. I

0:37:57.310 --> 0:37:59.509
<v Speaker 2>did the trial for a month. And then I was

0:37:59.550 --> 0:38:01.660
<v Speaker 2>looking at the rings, the aura rings. I really liked

0:38:01.680 --> 0:38:04.279
<v Speaker 2>the idea of just like tracking everything. And then I

0:38:05.340 --> 0:38:06.940
<v Speaker 2>kind of, I did it and I was like, why

0:38:06.960 --> 0:38:08.380
<v Speaker 2>am I tracking everything? And I found it really like,

0:38:09.170 --> 0:38:11.300
<v Speaker 2>I just didn't like it. Too much tracking. Too much tracking.

0:38:11.969 --> 0:38:14.489
<v Speaker 2>And then now- It's literally, it'll come up with a notification.

0:38:14.510 --> 0:38:17.280
<v Speaker 4>It's like, did you fart yesterday at three o'clock? Yeah,

0:38:17.300 --> 0:38:17.860
<v Speaker 4>I did actually.

0:38:17.880 --> 0:38:19.800
<v Speaker 2>But now the idea of having kids and then it

0:38:19.860 --> 0:38:22.520
<v Speaker 2>telling me every single morning you had a shit sleep,

0:38:22.540 --> 0:38:24.200
<v Speaker 2>it's not going to sound fun. It's like, well, I

0:38:24.239 --> 0:38:25.580
<v Speaker 2>know I had a shit sleep. I need you to

0:38:25.600 --> 0:38:26.279
<v Speaker 2>tell me that ring.

0:38:26.640 --> 0:38:27.430
<v Speaker 8>I've never heard of that.

0:38:27.450 --> 0:38:29.710
<v Speaker 12>So that ring that you have, Liam, on your pointer finger,

0:38:29.750 --> 0:38:30.710
<v Speaker 12>the thick one, is an aura.

0:38:30.830 --> 0:38:31.830
<v Speaker 8>So it tracks- That's an aura ring.

0:38:31.850 --> 0:38:33.310
<v Speaker 12>I thought you were just kind of baller.

0:38:33.330 --> 0:38:33.770
<v Speaker 8>Yeah, me too.

0:38:33.790 --> 0:38:35.240
<v Speaker 3>I thought you were just doing a ring. No, no, no.

0:38:35.270 --> 0:38:35.750
<v Speaker 3>That tracks.

0:38:35.770 --> 0:38:36.850
<v Speaker 4>So this is just the sleep.

0:38:37.610 --> 0:38:39.880
<v Speaker 3>Yes, it was going three hours sleep debt there. I

0:38:39.910 --> 0:38:40.580
<v Speaker 3>need to work off.

0:38:40.969 --> 0:38:43.410
<v Speaker 7>That's the thing, like, you know, like, I could wake

0:38:43.469 --> 0:38:45.260
<v Speaker 7>up and I know, because I look at the clock

0:38:45.300 --> 0:38:46.780
<v Speaker 7>or whatever, I know what I've slept.

0:38:46.880 --> 0:38:49.700
<v Speaker 8>I know what's happened. Like, I don't need, I just,

0:38:49.800 --> 0:38:50.080
<v Speaker 8>it's weird.

0:38:50.140 --> 0:38:51.840
<v Speaker 4>No, no, I get it. Yes, you did exercise.

0:38:51.940 --> 0:38:53.299
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I went to the gym. Trust me, trust me. Well,

0:38:53.320 --> 0:38:55.370
<v Speaker 3>I don't even wear this at the gym because I'll

0:38:55.390 --> 0:38:57.690
<v Speaker 3>scratch it or I can't box with it otherwise.

0:38:57.430 --> 0:38:58.569
<v Speaker 4>I'll break my finger.

0:38:58.590 --> 0:39:00.150
<v Speaker 3>I don't know, just the whole thing. Or someone's face,

0:39:00.310 --> 0:39:01.250
<v Speaker 3>someone's head, am I right?

0:39:01.530 --> 0:39:01.800
<v Speaker 10>Yeah.

0:39:02.660 --> 0:39:03.180
<v Speaker 3>Yeah.

0:39:03.280 --> 0:39:03.740
<v Speaker 9>Yeah, man.

0:39:04.300 --> 0:39:05.860
<v Speaker 4>Catch these fists.

0:39:05.900 --> 0:39:07.759
<v Speaker 8>You need a Fitbit. You just need a Fitbit. That's

0:39:07.780 --> 0:39:08.340
<v Speaker 8>what you need.

0:39:08.380 --> 0:39:09.320
<v Speaker 6>Well, yeah.

0:39:09.360 --> 0:39:12.299
<v Speaker 3>I don't know. To be honest, guys, you're preaching to

0:39:12.320 --> 0:39:15.110
<v Speaker 3>the choir. Sarah bought me this against my will. I

0:39:15.780 --> 0:39:17.480
<v Speaker 3>was just like, I won't use it.

0:39:17.630 --> 0:39:18.989
<v Speaker 4>I won't use it. She was like, you'll love it.

0:39:19.030 --> 0:39:20.220
<v Speaker 4>You'll love it. Because she loves it.

0:39:20.370 --> 0:39:21.830
<v Speaker 3>And she tells me about her stats and stuff. And

0:39:21.930 --> 0:39:24.390
<v Speaker 3>I was always like, I don't really care. But now, yeah,

0:39:24.469 --> 0:39:27.509
<v Speaker 3>we literally send each other screenshots of our.

0:39:27.410 --> 0:39:29.850
<v Speaker 8>Sleep stories in the morning. True love.

0:39:30.200 --> 0:39:30.900
<v Speaker 6>Yeah, yeah.

0:39:30.940 --> 0:39:33.200
<v Speaker 4>She literally sent this one. She was like, oh.

0:39:33.820 --> 0:39:36.520
<v Speaker 3>She sent hers, and it was like, I was up

0:39:36.540 --> 0:39:38.980
<v Speaker 3>for two hours last night, but the total sleep time,

0:39:39.040 --> 0:39:40.020
<v Speaker 3>seven hours, 23 minutes.

0:39:40.320 --> 0:39:42.280
<v Speaker 4>And I was like, hold this.

0:39:42.780 --> 0:39:43.080
<v Speaker 3>Bang.

0:39:43.239 --> 0:39:43.660
<v Speaker 11>Four hours.

0:39:44.920 --> 0:39:45.120
<v Speaker 7>Yep.

0:39:45.520 --> 0:39:46.680
<v Speaker 3>And she was like, oh, my God, no.

0:39:46.700 --> 0:39:47.700
<v Speaker 8>Yeah, yeah.

0:39:48.530 --> 0:39:50.730
<v Speaker 4>Anyway, enough about sleep.

0:39:51.030 --> 0:39:54.230
<v Speaker 2>Can we work on, can someone remind us next week

0:39:55.180 --> 0:39:56.279
<v Speaker 2>to make an intro for this?

0:39:56.300 --> 0:39:59.960
<v Speaker 12>I feel like it needs an intro.

0:39:59.980 --> 0:40:00.340
<v Speaker 3>Well, no.

0:40:00.540 --> 0:40:00.820
<v Speaker 9>Sorry?

0:40:00.860 --> 0:40:02.529
<v Speaker 8>What is it? Like, what do we.

0:40:02.550 --> 0:40:03.690
<v Speaker 2>We'll work that out in the background.

0:40:03.710 --> 0:40:04.670
<v Speaker 8>It's got to be a couple.

0:40:04.570 --> 0:40:07.109
<v Speaker 3>Of tidbits I've got before we get to Team Member

0:40:07.130 --> 0:40:08.230
<v Speaker 3>of the Week, if that's cool.

0:40:08.390 --> 0:40:10.480
<v Speaker 2>But just please remind us next week to make a

0:40:10.480 --> 0:40:11.239
<v Speaker 2>Team Member of the Week intro.

0:40:11.260 --> 0:40:12.400
<v Speaker 8>Yeah, but we can't have music.

0:40:12.500 --> 0:40:16.040
<v Speaker 2>Royalty free. We'll just do something. We need some sort

0:40:16.060 --> 0:40:16.779
<v Speaker 2>of signpost.

0:40:16.840 --> 0:40:19.360
<v Speaker 7>The last 24 hours, everyone's gone a little bit cowboy

0:40:19.380 --> 0:40:20.450
<v Speaker 7>on the music and the pod.

0:40:20.640 --> 0:40:22.189
<v Speaker 8>And I feel like everyone's just gone.

0:40:22.710 --> 0:40:26.750
<v Speaker 2>Let's just start putting it back in. The Halloween show,

0:40:26.770 --> 0:40:28.469
<v Speaker 2>which is the one we just did, the one you

0:40:28.489 --> 0:40:29.890
<v Speaker 2>just listened to, I suppose, is going to be a

0:40:29.910 --> 0:40:33.899
<v Speaker 2>bit of an experiment because there was lots of Halloween music. Now, yes,

0:40:33.960 --> 0:40:37.580
<v Speaker 2>we think we got royalty free, but we don't know

0:40:37.620 --> 0:40:39.120
<v Speaker 2>if that means it will or won't get pulled down.

0:40:39.140 --> 0:40:41.739
<v Speaker 2>So if you're hearing this, it seemed like it was

0:40:42.180 --> 0:40:42.480
<v Speaker 2>a success.

0:40:42.520 --> 0:40:43.239
<v Speaker 4>Hopefully it made it.

0:40:43.969 --> 0:40:46.779
<v Speaker 7>Yeah, but then the instructions have been given, like the

0:40:46.900 --> 0:40:49.560
<v Speaker 7>business has been, it doesn't matter if it's royalty free.

0:40:49.600 --> 0:40:51.310
<v Speaker 2>But sometimes you've got to push the boundaries a little bit.

0:40:51.320 --> 0:40:53.419
<v Speaker 8>Oh, I'm all for it, but I'm just saying I'm

0:40:53.460 --> 0:40:54.240
<v Speaker 8>a bit scared.

0:40:54.260 --> 0:40:55.500
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, got to rock the boat every now and then.

0:40:55.680 --> 0:40:55.960
<v Speaker 14>Agreed.

0:40:56.160 --> 0:40:57.219
<v Speaker 2>All right, small tidbits, Liam.

0:40:57.739 --> 0:41:00.629
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I appreciate, Belle, you asking for my coffee order

0:41:00.650 --> 0:41:04.970
<v Speaker 3>this morning. And I said, because I was dressed as Dr. Evil,

0:41:05.070 --> 0:41:06.290
<v Speaker 3>I think you might have even seen it on the

0:41:06.350 --> 0:41:08.770
<v Speaker 3>Ben and Liam Instagram story. I said, I'll have a

0:41:08.850 --> 0:41:11.670
<v Speaker 3>freaking hot chocolate because I'm from Bruges, don't you know?

0:41:11.690 --> 0:41:14.640
<v Speaker 3>It's where a freaking chocolate's from. But I appreciate how

0:41:15.120 --> 0:41:17.779
<v Speaker 3>you knew I was in character and you actually got

0:41:17.800 --> 0:41:20.410
<v Speaker 3>me a long black because that's what Liam wanted, not

0:41:20.469 --> 0:41:20.930
<v Speaker 3>what Dr.

0:41:21.010 --> 0:41:21.410
<v Speaker 4>Evil wanted.

0:41:21.450 --> 0:41:23.189
<v Speaker 3>So I was like, oh, I wonder if she's actually,

0:41:23.270 --> 0:41:24.290
<v Speaker 3>because I didn't give you a real answer.

0:41:24.310 --> 0:41:25.569
<v Speaker 4>I was like, I wonder if she's going to get

0:41:25.610 --> 0:41:26.350
<v Speaker 4>me a hot chocolate now.

0:41:26.390 --> 0:41:28.489
<v Speaker 3>I would have just got you a hot chocolate. Yeah,

0:41:28.530 --> 0:41:31.770
<v Speaker 3>I know, but she must have gone, he's a character.

0:41:31.810 --> 0:41:32.990
<v Speaker 8>I should have gotten you a piccolo.

0:41:33.010 --> 0:41:35.280
<v Speaker 3>A fricking piccolo.

0:41:35.300 --> 0:41:39.140
<v Speaker 7>We used to do a really stupid gag most mornings

0:41:39.180 --> 0:41:42.060
<v Speaker 7>where I'd go up the road, get the coffees at

0:41:42.060 --> 0:41:42.180
<v Speaker 7>7 a.m.

0:41:43.489 --> 0:41:45.430
<v Speaker 4>And I'd be like, take my card or whatever.

0:41:45.630 --> 0:41:47.950
<v Speaker 7>And Liam would pay, but like everyone would get a

0:41:48.010 --> 0:41:49.740
<v Speaker 7>big coffee and then I'd bring back.

0:41:49.700 --> 0:41:51.020
<v Speaker 3>A big one.

0:41:51.120 --> 0:41:53.060
<v Speaker 8>It was like the biggest big move.

0:41:53.120 --> 0:41:54.200
<v Speaker 3>It was very funny.

0:41:54.500 --> 0:41:58.810
<v Speaker 2>It started getting too predictable and Liam was like, oh yeah, piccolo.

0:41:58.850 --> 0:42:00.910
<v Speaker 2>And then one time just to mix the bit up.

0:42:01.530 --> 0:42:03.989
<v Speaker 2>He came in with all regular-sized coffees, and he was like, oh,

0:42:04.010 --> 0:42:05.569
<v Speaker 2>you should get me a normal one. But there was

0:42:05.610 --> 0:42:07.339
<v Speaker 2>a piccolo shot in the regular one.

0:42:07.440 --> 0:42:09.640
<v Speaker 3>Very good. Very good.

0:42:09.660 --> 0:42:12.560
<v Speaker 4>Because, yeah, the barista was sort of on our side

0:42:12.600 --> 0:42:15.160
<v Speaker 4>by that point. Yeah, he loved the show.

0:42:15.260 --> 0:42:18.440
<v Speaker 2>I love that that had no on-air content purpose. That

0:42:18.460 --> 0:42:19.540
<v Speaker 2>was just for the love of the game.

0:42:19.760 --> 0:42:21.319
<v Speaker 4>No, that was pure love of the game.

0:42:22.100 --> 0:42:24.680
<v Speaker 3>Another little thing I wanted to mention. Yesterday we had

0:42:25.060 --> 0:42:29.200
<v Speaker 3>a shoot for the ARN Upfronts, which will be held

0:42:29.280 --> 0:42:33.350
<v Speaker 3>in Sydney tomorrow. just, you know, talking about all the

0:42:33.410 --> 0:42:36.609
<v Speaker 3>exciting things happening in the company. And, yeah, there was, like,

0:42:36.630 --> 0:42:39.430
<v Speaker 3>a bunch of questions and stuff. And one of them was, like,

0:42:40.110 --> 0:42:41.190
<v Speaker 3>good radio shows always.

0:42:41.469 --> 0:42:41.989
<v Speaker 6>And I don't know.

0:42:42.010 --> 0:42:43.569
<v Speaker 4>It was, like, a lot of guff, to be honest.

0:42:43.590 --> 0:42:44.160
<v Speaker 2>A lot of guff.

0:42:44.180 --> 0:42:44.719
<v Speaker 3>A lot of guff.

0:42:45.280 --> 0:42:47.180
<v Speaker 4>And there was, like, people. Belle was here.

0:42:47.200 --> 0:42:49.620
<v Speaker 3>There was a guy we had in to film. Boss

0:42:49.640 --> 0:42:51.060
<v Speaker 3>Stephen was in the room. And there was, like, someone

0:42:51.219 --> 0:42:53.420
<v Speaker 3>in Sydney watching it on FaceTime to make sure it was.

0:42:54.080 --> 0:42:56.080
<v Speaker 3>And she was really nice. I think she's actually new

0:42:56.120 --> 0:42:58.779
<v Speaker 3>here at work. um but she's sort of like pull

0:42:58.800 --> 0:43:01.859
<v Speaker 3>it they're external yeah oh right they're hired to pull

0:43:01.900 --> 0:43:03.940
<v Speaker 3>it all together right yeah so up front seemed to

0:43:03.960 --> 0:43:05.719
<v Speaker 3>be like it was never a thing in radio but

0:43:05.739 --> 0:43:06.719
<v Speaker 3>it seems like a thing now.

0:43:06.620 --> 0:43:08.140
<v Speaker 8>Where they're like we don't have acros so everyone's like

0:43:08.160 --> 0:43:09.219
<v Speaker 8>well we gotta do something.

0:43:08.980 --> 0:43:11.450
<v Speaker 3>It's kind of like each company is just like right

0:43:11.510 --> 0:43:13.130
<v Speaker 3>like big stage production they have.

0:43:12.989 --> 0:43:14.650
<v Speaker 4>Like It's like the future.

0:43:14.670 --> 0:43:16.750
<v Speaker 3>And like they do their, all their announcements.

0:43:16.810 --> 0:43:17.489
<v Speaker 6>Radios.

0:43:17.570 --> 0:43:18.780
<v Speaker 3>Yeah.

0:43:23.480 --> 0:43:25.719
<v Speaker 7>It's like that Baker's Delight one where they had the

0:43:25.780 --> 0:43:27.540
<v Speaker 7>dancing people, like the people dressed as bread.

0:43:27.719 --> 0:43:28.219
<v Speaker 3>Did you see that?

0:43:28.239 --> 0:43:30.980
<v Speaker 8>And they're on the stage dancing as the loads of bread.

0:43:31.110 --> 0:43:33.649
<v Speaker 12>They're like, I love Baker's Delight.

0:43:33.730 --> 0:43:36.390
<v Speaker 3>It's so good. But I liked, we were like, we

0:43:36.410 --> 0:43:38.830
<v Speaker 3>were like, yeah, in radio, you just, you know, nothing's

0:43:38.850 --> 0:43:39.430
<v Speaker 3>off the table.

0:43:39.450 --> 0:43:40.570
<v Speaker 4>You got to share everything.

0:43:41.060 --> 0:43:43.400
<v Speaker 3>And then Ben started like riddling off the whole, you know,

0:43:43.420 --> 0:43:47.359
<v Speaker 3>I was born with two urethras. And the lady was like,

0:43:48.020 --> 0:43:50.280
<v Speaker 3>I was like looking at the lady in the periphery,

0:43:50.300 --> 0:43:50.819
<v Speaker 3>like in the.

0:43:51.860 --> 0:43:53.239
<v Speaker 4>She was like, wasn't really sure how to react.

0:43:53.260 --> 0:43:55.820
<v Speaker 3>And then she's just like laughing. And then, yeah, he's like, yeah,

0:43:55.840 --> 0:43:56.900
<v Speaker 3>that's right. He's got two niggles.

0:43:56.940 --> 0:43:57.759
<v Speaker 8>I'm crushed.

0:43:57.800 --> 0:43:59.219
<v Speaker 3>And it was kind of like botched.

0:43:59.300 --> 0:44:00.430
<v Speaker 4>And it was like a whole like.

0:44:01.520 --> 0:44:02.620
<v Speaker 3>Yeah she didn't know where.

0:44:02.540 --> 0:44:04.920
<v Speaker 7>To look like the adelaide sydney shows are very professional

0:44:04.940 --> 0:44:06.739
<v Speaker 7>like everyone's doing their bits and then she's like all

0:44:06.760 --> 0:44:08.859
<v Speaker 7>right now i've got adelaide and then does you guys

0:44:08.880 --> 0:44:11.700
<v Speaker 7>know he's got two tickles she's like this this.

0:44:11.620 --> 0:44:13.410
<v Speaker 2>Team is makes sense why at the end of it

0:44:13.469 --> 0:44:15.109
<v Speaker 2>she said to us she was like thanks guys lovely

0:44:15.120 --> 0:44:16.569
<v Speaker 2>to meet you we're like thanks nice to meet you

0:44:16.590 --> 0:44:18.009
<v Speaker 2>too she said now don't be offended if we don't

0:44:18.130 --> 0:44:22.910
<v Speaker 2>use any of that.

0:44:20.750 --> 0:44:23.009
<v Speaker 3>I don't think we're gonna make that thing i don't

0:44:23.030 --> 0:44:24.610
<v Speaker 3>think we're gonna make it i also like that we

0:44:24.630 --> 0:44:28.080
<v Speaker 3>did another bit where they were like um you know,

0:44:28.120 --> 0:44:30.920
<v Speaker 3>what's the most important thing about breakfast radio? And then

0:44:30.960 --> 0:44:35.540
<v Speaker 3>it was like, we're like, oh, you gotta, what do

0:44:35.560 --> 0:44:38.640
<v Speaker 3>we say? You gotta love your city and enjoy your

0:44:38.680 --> 0:44:41.469
<v Speaker 3>listeners or something like that. Love your city, know your listeners.

0:44:44.430 --> 0:44:45.950
<v Speaker 4>And I was like, and I said, sometimes you can

0:44:46.010 --> 0:44:46.989
<v Speaker 4>love your listeners too.

0:44:47.670 --> 0:44:49.689
<v Speaker 3>And sort of had a joke. And then it sort

0:44:49.750 --> 0:44:51.350
<v Speaker 3>of was like this ongoing. And then sort of Ben

0:44:51.370 --> 0:44:52.590
<v Speaker 3>sort of ran with it. And then there was just

0:44:52.610 --> 0:44:55.430
<v Speaker 3>like lots of jokes about me sleeping with listeners, which

0:44:55.469 --> 0:44:58.830
<v Speaker 3>I don't do. He was so big.

0:44:58.850 --> 0:45:01.549
<v Speaker 7>He kept coming back and being like, unless you're like

0:45:01.550 --> 0:45:02.650
<v Speaker 7>10 minutes later, unless.

0:45:02.430 --> 0:45:04.710
<v Speaker 3>You're Liam and you've got this. And then once again,

0:45:04.730 --> 0:45:05.190
<v Speaker 3>the lady was.

0:45:05.430 --> 0:45:07.290
<v Speaker 2>It's probably just like, we can't use any of this.

0:45:07.310 --> 0:45:08.859
<v Speaker 3>It's just like, cross, cross out, cross out.

0:45:09.120 --> 0:45:09.580
<v Speaker 6>Oh, man.

0:45:09.840 --> 0:45:11.620
<v Speaker 4>You know, it's like, what do you think of Dr.

0:45:11.640 --> 0:45:12.120
<v Speaker 3>Chris Brown?

0:45:12.180 --> 0:45:13.980
<v Speaker 4>Oh, hopefully you can help with my, you know, dick hole.

0:45:14.100 --> 0:45:16.880
<v Speaker 2>She actually said at one point she pulled us in

0:45:16.900 --> 0:45:18.560
<v Speaker 2>and she was like, hey, remember, we've got to use

0:45:18.580 --> 0:45:21.900
<v Speaker 2>this to pitch to clients. And we're like, oh, okay.

0:45:21.920 --> 0:45:22.180
<v Speaker 11>Okay.

0:45:22.390 --> 0:45:22.890
<v Speaker 6>All right.

0:45:23.160 --> 0:45:24.009
<v Speaker 2>Stop being funny.

0:45:24.090 --> 0:45:24.450
<v Speaker 3>Yeah.

0:45:24.530 --> 0:45:25.710
<v Speaker 8>And then it did take a while.

0:45:25.730 --> 0:45:27.489
<v Speaker 7>Then she said, yeah, at the end, look, heads up.

0:45:27.830 --> 0:45:29.529
<v Speaker 7>Just don't be offended if we don't use any of it.

0:45:29.650 --> 0:45:34.130
<v Speaker 7>And then I spoke to another producer from interstate. And

0:45:34.150 --> 0:45:36.190
<v Speaker 7>we were talking about everyone's videos because they were doing

0:45:36.210 --> 0:45:36.770
<v Speaker 7>theirs as well.

0:45:37.290 --> 0:45:39.160
<v Speaker 8>And I said, oh, what did you do for yours?

0:45:39.410 --> 0:45:42.580
<v Speaker 8>And she was like, oh, like, no, we didn't do

0:45:42.739 --> 0:45:44.739
<v Speaker 8>anything like what you guys did. They did it. It

0:45:44.780 --> 0:45:46.360
<v Speaker 8>was like how you guys.

0:45:46.219 --> 0:45:48.259
<v Speaker 7>Normally do your little camera things in the studio where

0:45:48.300 --> 0:45:49.779
<v Speaker 7>you pretend that you're on air and then you look

0:45:49.800 --> 0:45:51.839
<v Speaker 7>at the camera and go, oh, hey, and da, da, da.

0:45:51.860 --> 0:45:53.719
<v Speaker 8>So they're doing theirs like they're on.

0:45:53.680 --> 0:45:57.169
<v Speaker 7>Air and they're saying like 131065, like call in, da, da, da.

0:45:57.250 --> 0:45:59.810
<v Speaker 8>And they integrated it. And then I just thought back

0:45:59.830 --> 0:46:01.009
<v Speaker 8>to you guys standing.

0:46:00.770 --> 0:46:03.600
<v Speaker 7>There going, Liam's got two urethras. I was like, I

0:46:03.660 --> 0:46:06.219
<v Speaker 7>think their bits are whole. It's like a whole video thing.

0:46:06.239 --> 0:46:08.040
<v Speaker 7>And then you guys, I was like, ours is not

0:46:08.120 --> 0:46:08.460
<v Speaker 7>going to be.

0:46:08.460 --> 0:46:11.100
<v Speaker 2>There's going to be an hour of two urethra chat.

0:46:11.120 --> 0:46:12.399
<v Speaker 2>We've never seen the light of day.

0:46:13.880 --> 0:46:15.740
<v Speaker 8>And Liam effing listening.

0:46:15.760 --> 0:46:18.500
<v Speaker 3>To be fair, there was a, um, there was a

0:46:18.560 --> 0:46:21.600
<v Speaker 3>suggestion that I came out as a character and I,

0:46:22.489 --> 0:46:25.049
<v Speaker 3>as much as I love doing the characters, I was

0:46:25.070 --> 0:46:26.230
<v Speaker 3>pretty quick to quash that one.

0:46:26.250 --> 0:46:26.320
<v Speaker 7>Hmm.

0:46:27.960 --> 0:46:28.899
<v Speaker 8>What did they want you to do?

0:46:28.920 --> 0:46:32.000
<v Speaker 3>It was nondescript, right?

0:46:32.020 --> 0:46:32.839
<v Speaker 2>It was nondescript.

0:46:33.160 --> 0:46:36.180
<v Speaker 3>But I, you know, I feel like, and this is

0:46:36.200 --> 0:46:38.880
<v Speaker 3>just me, I feel like if I was standing up

0:46:38.940 --> 0:46:41.960
<v Speaker 3>there in an auditorium in Sydney, I've got Dr. Chris

0:46:42.000 --> 0:46:45.940
<v Speaker 3>Brown on my right shoulder. You know, I've got Ash

0:46:46.000 --> 0:46:50.700
<v Speaker 3>London there to the left and I'm dressed as the Grinch.

0:46:51.100 --> 0:46:51.540
<v Speaker 8>Yeah, that's me.

0:46:51.540 --> 0:46:54.850
<v Speaker 3>I've spent four hours in makeup and, All the breakfast

0:46:54.870 --> 0:46:57.010
<v Speaker 3>shows there, they're all like nice looking hair and makeup

0:46:57.090 --> 0:46:59.700
<v Speaker 3>and then there's people from like Chemist Warehouse in the

0:46:59.739 --> 0:47:03.190
<v Speaker 3>crowd going like. Does that guy have something wrong with him?

0:47:03.330 --> 0:47:06.190
<v Speaker 2>Obviously, we love Ash London. It's funny when you think

0:47:06.230 --> 0:47:08.660
<v Speaker 2>about you standing in the middle of Dr. Chris Brown

0:47:08.760 --> 0:47:10.840
<v Speaker 2>and Isaac Smith, the AFL footy player.

0:47:10.900 --> 0:47:11.100
<v Speaker 7>Yes.

0:47:11.280 --> 0:47:13.020
<v Speaker 2>And then you're dressed as Borat.

0:47:13.340 --> 0:47:15.600
<v Speaker 4>As Borat.

0:47:15.820 --> 0:47:16.900
<v Speaker 2>Buy our show.

0:47:17.000 --> 0:47:18.460
<v Speaker 4>Do you guys like Borat?

0:47:19.100 --> 0:47:21.560
<v Speaker 8>Again, it'd be like, who's that guy? Oh, they're from Adelaide.

0:47:24.880 --> 0:47:29.310
<v Speaker 3>I was like, look, respectfully, don't think it's the place.

0:47:29.650 --> 0:47:30.310
<v Speaker 2>Any more tidbits?

0:47:31.980 --> 0:47:32.120
<v Speaker 7>No.

0:47:32.540 --> 0:47:32.759
<v Speaker 11>No?

0:47:33.200 --> 0:47:33.399
<v Speaker 10>No.

0:47:33.500 --> 0:47:33.700
<v Speaker 9>All right.

0:47:33.719 --> 0:47:35.100
<v Speaker 2>I'm just conscious of Matt's having to read the news.

0:47:35.200 --> 0:47:36.700
<v Speaker 8>Do you guys like my screen, though?

0:47:37.360 --> 0:47:38.140
<v Speaker 4>Well, we might get to that.

0:47:38.160 --> 0:47:38.660
<v Speaker 1>Well, who knows?

0:47:38.700 --> 0:47:41.860
<v Speaker 2>We'll get to that when we get to that. First

0:47:41.980 --> 0:47:46.180
<v Speaker 2>up this week is going to be Belly Banana.

0:47:47.450 --> 0:47:49.810
<v Speaker 7>That wheel really does know.

0:47:49.850 --> 0:47:50.250
<v Speaker 10>Well.

0:47:56.050 --> 0:48:01.340
<v Speaker 7>I have thought long and hard about this team member

0:48:01.380 --> 0:48:06.430
<v Speaker 7>of the week this week, and I would like to give.

0:48:08.790 --> 0:48:09.450
<v Speaker 8>My vote?

0:48:09.469 --> 0:48:11.160
<v Speaker 3>Do it yourself.

0:48:11.300 --> 0:48:13.180
<v Speaker 4>I feel like it's going to be yourself. That's fine.

0:48:13.680 --> 0:48:16.900
<v Speaker 7>No, for all the videos she's had shoved down her throat,

0:48:17.000 --> 0:48:18.640
<v Speaker 7>I'll give it to Steph.

0:48:18.930 --> 0:48:19.969
<v Speaker 6>Oh, please.

0:48:20.330 --> 0:48:21.290
<v Speaker 7>Wonderful, wonderful.

0:48:21.310 --> 0:48:21.529
<v Speaker 9>Thank you.

0:48:21.590 --> 0:48:22.790
<v Speaker 8>I was not expecting that.

0:48:22.810 --> 0:48:23.529
<v Speaker 3>Neither was Belle.

0:48:26.890 --> 0:48:30.120
<v Speaker 13>It's just, yeah, every day it's like, oh, I've got

0:48:30.140 --> 0:48:31.819
<v Speaker 13>to do all these client videos now.

0:48:31.840 --> 0:48:35.940
<v Speaker 8>I'm like, bloody hell. So I'm sorry. No, it's okay.

0:48:36.020 --> 0:48:38.400
<v Speaker 8>Every day I say to you, we'll come back to this.

0:48:38.500 --> 0:48:40.140
<v Speaker 8>After Kiss the Car finishes.

0:48:41.239 --> 0:48:42.970
<v Speaker 3>We'll circle back to that. I hope there's no correlation

0:48:42.989 --> 0:48:45.589
<v Speaker 3>to that in the shirt you're wearing today, Steph. I'd

0:48:45.710 --> 0:48:47.610
<v Speaker 3>like to read that one out, Mads. What does the

0:48:47.650 --> 0:48:48.150
<v Speaker 3>shirt say, Mads?

0:48:48.210 --> 0:48:48.950
<v Speaker 8>I'm dead inside.

0:48:48.969 --> 0:48:50.049
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, that's what we do.

0:48:50.090 --> 0:48:52.060
<v Speaker 12>That's what radio does to you.

0:48:52.300 --> 0:48:52.700
<v Speaker 8>Truly.

0:48:52.920 --> 0:48:55.520
<v Speaker 12>But also, it's got all of these like child drawings.

0:48:55.540 --> 0:48:57.040
<v Speaker 8>There's like a dolphin. There's cherries.

0:48:57.060 --> 0:48:58.300
<v Speaker 12>There's like a son smiling.

0:48:58.320 --> 0:48:58.880
<v Speaker 3>That's fine.

0:48:59.000 --> 0:49:00.710
<v Speaker 8>They're all smiling and crying.

0:49:00.770 --> 0:49:01.790
<v Speaker 4>Is it from Dangerfield?

0:49:01.989 --> 0:49:04.090
<v Speaker 12>No, it's from Threadheads, actually.

0:49:04.130 --> 0:49:05.109
<v Speaker 3>Not familiar. No.

0:49:05.489 --> 0:49:07.779
<v Speaker 12>You should check them out if you love a graphic t-shirt.

0:49:07.930 --> 0:49:11.320
<v Speaker 8>Non-sponsored. They have really good quality, like, materials.

0:49:11.320 --> 0:49:14.840
<v Speaker 12>And really fun graphics. And I just love a fun t-shirt.

0:49:14.840 --> 0:49:18.120
<v Speaker 2>A little thread I do I do alright well that's

0:49:18.200 --> 0:49:21.029
<v Speaker 2>one vote to Steph thank you around the wheel goes

0:49:21.190 --> 0:49:26.270
<v Speaker 2>where it stops Only the wheel knows. It's going to be,

0:49:26.290 --> 0:49:28.129
<v Speaker 2>speak of the devil, it is Steph.

0:49:28.210 --> 0:49:29.630
<v Speaker 8>I knew it would be me.

0:49:31.870 --> 0:49:34.380
<v Speaker 13>I would like to give an honorary mention to Liam

0:49:34.390 --> 0:49:35.560
<v Speaker 13>for bringing the costumes for today.

0:49:35.600 --> 0:49:36.439
<v Speaker 8>I thought that was a bit of fun.

0:49:36.460 --> 0:49:39.140
<v Speaker 3>Thanks to everyone for wearing them.

0:49:40.460 --> 0:49:42.220
<v Speaker 4>Glad I dug them all out of storage.

0:49:42.880 --> 0:49:46.180
<v Speaker 13>Multiple options no bell did ask you both and ben

0:49:46.219 --> 0:49:47.950
<v Speaker 13>said i don't care do what you want and we

0:49:47.969 --> 0:49:49.589
<v Speaker 13>just i think the thing is like when ben runs

0:49:49.630 --> 0:49:50.850
<v Speaker 13>a tight ship and we don't want to get in

0:49:50.870 --> 0:49:52.290
<v Speaker 13>the way and when you guys are on air and

0:49:52.310 --> 0:49:54.330
<v Speaker 13>you know you're working hard you know we don't want

0:49:54.350 --> 0:49:57.529
<v Speaker 13>to fluff around and just be prancing in our costumes we.

0:49:57.469 --> 0:49:59.689
<v Speaker 7>Thought that's true steph because like we could have doubled

0:49:59.710 --> 0:50:01.090
<v Speaker 7>down and be like guys like we could have come

0:50:01.110 --> 0:50:02.170
<v Speaker 7>back and be like do you really want us to

0:50:02.190 --> 0:50:04.160
<v Speaker 7>dress up please yeah as soon as you said do

0:50:04.180 --> 0:50:06.900
<v Speaker 7>whatever it was like you didn't care enough but if

0:50:06.920 --> 0:50:08.779
<v Speaker 7>you had said to us no you have to get

0:50:08.820 --> 0:50:10.759
<v Speaker 7>dressed up of course we would have yeah I brought

0:50:10.800 --> 0:50:12.140
<v Speaker 7>my boots and stuff.

0:50:12.280 --> 0:50:15.820
<v Speaker 8>It's true. But you didn't. I wore this for Halloween.

0:50:16.060 --> 0:50:20.540
<v Speaker 3>Actually, out of interest, I just had a little squiz

0:50:20.580 --> 0:50:23.739
<v Speaker 3>of thread heads. Never heard of that before. But I

0:50:24.219 --> 0:50:26.919
<v Speaker 3>just want to see if Belle gets why this is funny.

0:50:27.560 --> 0:50:29.360
<v Speaker 3>Because I would genuinely buy that t-shirt.

0:50:29.420 --> 0:50:30.040
<v Speaker 4>Why is that funny?

0:50:30.219 --> 0:50:31.260
<v Speaker 8>That is so funny.

0:50:31.280 --> 0:50:33.060
<v Speaker 4>See if Belle can get it first.

0:50:33.820 --> 0:50:34.620
<v Speaker 2>Can you describe what it is?

0:50:34.620 --> 0:50:35.780
<v Speaker 8>Is this a show thing?

0:50:35.800 --> 0:50:38.960
<v Speaker 3>That's... Bell's not getting it.

0:50:38.960 --> 0:50:39.130
<v Speaker 6>Hang on.

0:50:39.120 --> 0:50:40.280
<v Speaker 4>Let's see if Ben can get it.

0:50:40.710 --> 0:50:41.110
<v Speaker 8>Pickleless.

0:50:42.650 --> 0:50:45.190
<v Speaker 2>It's Nicolas Cage as a pickle.

0:50:45.489 --> 0:50:46.370
<v Speaker 4>It's Pickleless Cage.

0:50:46.390 --> 0:50:46.690
<v Speaker 6>Pickleless Cage.

0:50:46.750 --> 0:50:47.190
<v Speaker 8>Yeah, okay.

0:50:47.530 --> 0:50:48.030
<v Speaker 9>That's brilliant.

0:50:48.050 --> 0:50:49.030
<v Speaker 8>That's a bit of a thinker.

0:50:49.130 --> 0:50:53.029
<v Speaker 3>Dude, they've got some cliche. It's Nicholas Cage as like

0:50:53.070 --> 0:50:53.550
<v Speaker 3>a pickle.

0:50:54.320 --> 0:50:55.260
<v Speaker 4>Pickleless Cage.

0:50:55.520 --> 0:50:56.240
<v Speaker 3>I thought you were.

0:50:56.160 --> 0:50:57.779
<v Speaker 8>Asking for a show-related thing.

0:50:57.840 --> 0:51:00.780
<v Speaker 3>No, I was literally looking at the first thing on Threadheads.

0:51:01.060 --> 0:51:04.239
<v Speaker 3>That's the website that Steph used, and I was like,

0:51:04.280 --> 0:51:05.120
<v Speaker 3>that is funny.

0:51:05.180 --> 0:51:06.020
<v Speaker 4>Pickleless Cage is good.

0:51:06.040 --> 0:51:06.440
<v Speaker 9>I like that.

0:51:06.750 --> 0:51:07.790
<v Speaker 6>Yeah. All right.

0:51:07.810 --> 0:51:09.239
<v Speaker 2>That's an honorable mention to Belle.

0:51:09.989 --> 0:51:13.700
<v Speaker 13>No, to Liam. Honorable mention to Liam for the costumes.

0:51:13.840 --> 0:51:17.420
<v Speaker 13>But Belle is my team member of the week. Yeah,

0:51:17.540 --> 0:51:20.219
<v Speaker 13>because she stayed back a lot this week. She's been

0:51:20.239 --> 0:51:23.359
<v Speaker 13>doing a lot of graphics. She did the Spooktacular. She

0:51:23.460 --> 0:51:26.259
<v Speaker 13>organized the Hover Hogs. Um, and she was having some

0:51:26.300 --> 0:51:29.600
<v Speaker 13>qualms with Photoshop earlier in the week, getting really frustrated, um,

0:51:30.219 --> 0:51:31.940
<v Speaker 13>with the pod tiles.

0:51:32.140 --> 0:51:33.840
<v Speaker 8>She's a bit of a graphic designer at the moment.

0:51:33.940 --> 0:51:35.739
<v Speaker 8>And yes, I have no idea what I'm doing.

0:51:35.760 --> 0:51:37.840
<v Speaker 7>I just drag stuff around and then shit disappears.

0:51:37.880 --> 0:51:39.319
<v Speaker 8>And I'm like, I don't know what's going on.

0:51:39.360 --> 0:51:42.960
<v Speaker 13>Well, on Wednesday, she also, um, I asked her, I

0:51:43.020 --> 0:51:44.759
<v Speaker 13>fell asleep and I didn't do the video like a

0:51:44.960 --> 0:51:45.620
<v Speaker 13>piece of ass.

0:51:45.780 --> 0:51:47.550
<v Speaker 8>And then she was like, I just got home.

0:51:47.660 --> 0:51:49.410
<v Speaker 13>And it was like four o'clock and she'd been driving

0:51:49.450 --> 0:51:51.270
<v Speaker 13>around doing calls and just picking stuff up.

0:51:51.330 --> 0:51:51.469
<v Speaker 10>So.

0:51:51.770 --> 0:51:52.650
<v Speaker 8>Yeah, respect.

0:51:52.670 --> 0:51:55.469
<v Speaker 4>That is, yeah. And your screens are incredible, Belle.

0:51:55.550 --> 0:51:58.970
<v Speaker 3>If some people saw the Ben and Liam spooktacular on screens,

0:51:59.030 --> 0:52:00.230
<v Speaker 3>back in the day, I'd just be like, hey, we'll

0:52:00.250 --> 0:52:01.670
<v Speaker 3>just give that to the graphic design department.

0:52:01.690 --> 0:52:02.390
<v Speaker 4>But I don't think that exists.

0:52:02.430 --> 0:52:06.270
<v Speaker 8>It's Belle now. The department is just one.

0:52:06.550 --> 0:52:08.350
<v Speaker 2>Next up to vote is Maz.

0:52:12.750 --> 0:52:15.830
<v Speaker 3>It's going to come around, you know what I mean?

0:52:15.950 --> 0:52:18.630
<v Speaker 3>It always surprises me when people are just like, oh,

0:52:18.650 --> 0:52:21.910
<v Speaker 3>my time has come. Like, yeah, I mean, it's like obviously,

0:52:21.950 --> 0:52:23.850
<v Speaker 3>you know what I mean?

0:52:24.390 --> 0:52:27.960
<v Speaker 7>Mine goes to Steph this week too, only because I

0:52:28.040 --> 0:52:30.560
<v Speaker 7>had a shocking day Wednesday.

0:52:30.140 --> 0:52:32.580
<v Speaker 2>In these ones and I couldn't get my bulletins out.

0:52:32.620 --> 0:52:35.930
<v Speaker 8>I couldn't read. Everything was just bad. a bumbling train wreck,

0:52:36.730 --> 0:52:38.230
<v Speaker 8>and I came out and I was like, Steph, I

0:52:38.250 --> 0:52:41.770
<v Speaker 8>can't read today. And she's like, it's okay. You're doing

0:52:41.790 --> 0:52:45.090
<v Speaker 8>really well. And at least people know you're not AI. Oh,

0:52:45.130 --> 0:52:48.870
<v Speaker 8>that's nice. It's just really nice. Sometimes you need to

0:52:48.890 --> 0:52:49.270
<v Speaker 8>hear that, right?

0:52:49.290 --> 0:52:50.790
<v Speaker 3>That's all we need to hear here sometimes.

0:52:51.210 --> 0:52:51.610
<v Speaker 2>I'm not AI.

0:52:53.250 --> 0:52:55.310
<v Speaker 8>I believe I said as well, people listen to you

0:52:55.330 --> 0:52:55.610
<v Speaker 8>every day.

0:52:55.660 --> 0:52:57.120
<v Speaker 12>We know you're good on air, so you don't have

0:52:57.160 --> 0:52:57.940
<v Speaker 12>to worry about.

0:52:57.820 --> 0:52:58.219
<v Speaker 8>One bad day.

0:52:58.239 --> 0:53:00.760
<v Speaker 12>And then we got a little treat. It's my resolution

0:53:00.780 --> 0:53:01.160
<v Speaker 12>to everything.

0:53:01.180 --> 0:53:03.620
<v Speaker 8>Let's get a little treat. So that was really nice.

0:53:03.640 --> 0:53:04.280
<v Speaker 4>Good work.

0:53:04.460 --> 0:53:05.000
<v Speaker 8>Thank you.

0:53:05.040 --> 0:53:07.310
<v Speaker 2>So where are we at then, vote-wise?

0:53:07.410 --> 0:53:09.230
<v Speaker 8>Steph's got two and I've got one.

0:53:09.250 --> 0:53:09.469
<v Speaker 13>Okay.

0:53:10.610 --> 0:53:12.469
<v Speaker 8>And Steph's won three weeks in a row, haven't you?

0:53:12.489 --> 0:53:12.609
<v Speaker 7>Yes.

0:53:12.630 --> 0:53:12.950
<v Speaker 6>I don't know.

0:53:14.650 --> 0:53:16.230
<v Speaker 12>Last week, or did I?

0:53:16.250 --> 0:53:17.230
<v Speaker 2>Yes, you did.

0:53:17.510 --> 0:53:20.630
<v Speaker 12>Since you've been here, you've won every match.

0:53:20.850 --> 0:53:21.650
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, you did!

0:53:21.930 --> 0:53:23.910
<v Speaker 12>I'll have to make a mess next week.

0:53:23.950 --> 0:53:25.650
<v Speaker 8>You'll be in my boat for next week.

0:53:25.670 --> 0:53:27.430
<v Speaker 7>You can't say that!

0:53:27.450 --> 0:53:28.890
<v Speaker 8>Let it be known.

0:53:29.390 --> 0:53:34.680
<v Speaker 3>Yes, I'll be giving a dishonourable mention to Steph. Not

0:53:34.719 --> 0:53:38.859
<v Speaker 3>a downvote, a dishonorable mention. Whoa! Earlier in the week.

0:53:38.890 --> 0:53:40.069
<v Speaker 8>Who answers that first?

0:53:40.120 --> 0:53:41.069
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, well, that's it.

0:53:41.110 --> 0:53:41.930
<v Speaker 8>Oh, it's the caption.

0:53:42.090 --> 0:53:42.710
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, it is the caption.

0:53:42.770 --> 0:53:46.610
<v Speaker 3>But there was two chats. There's the socials chat and

0:53:46.650 --> 0:53:48.290
<v Speaker 3>then there's just, like, the team chat where it's, like,

0:53:48.530 --> 0:53:51.910
<v Speaker 3>put the news stories in. Anyway, Steph asked, what's the

0:53:51.950 --> 0:53:54.610
<v Speaker 3>caption for this video of me with, like, at the

0:53:54.650 --> 0:53:56.970
<v Speaker 3>doorbell and the postman's there?

0:53:57.070 --> 0:53:57.250
<v Speaker 6>Yes.

0:53:57.350 --> 0:54:01.469
<v Speaker 3>And so I wrote, poor postie. Sort of ties into

0:54:01.710 --> 0:54:05.969
<v Speaker 3>the thing. And then in a completely separate chat... Steve

0:54:05.989 --> 0:54:07.640
<v Speaker 3>and our boss put in a news story saying that

0:54:07.660 --> 0:54:09.410
<v Speaker 3>the word of the year for young people was maxing.

0:54:10.219 --> 0:54:15.719
<v Speaker 3>And I said, mogging robbed as a joke. And Steph thought, oh, yeah, okay,

0:54:15.780 --> 0:54:18.940
<v Speaker 3>mogging robbed seems like, yeah, that's whatever Liam says, I suppose.

0:54:19.020 --> 0:54:23.739
<v Speaker 3>I won't actually think at all about what, you know,

0:54:23.760 --> 0:54:24.380
<v Speaker 3>the connection.

0:54:25.180 --> 0:54:25.950
<v Speaker 2>Absolutely not.

0:54:27.030 --> 0:54:31.630
<v Speaker 3>Zero thought other than, nope, nope, the boss said so.

0:54:31.810 --> 0:54:34.540
<v Speaker 3>So the caption on the actual video, which I was

0:54:34.560 --> 0:54:38.020
<v Speaker 3>watching the video, I'm like, mogging Rob? I was reading

0:54:38.060 --> 0:54:41.140
<v Speaker 3>it because it's been up like 40 minutes. I was like, what?

0:54:42.719 --> 0:54:46.479
<v Speaker 3>I was like, hey, yo, Steph, this chat is where

0:54:46.540 --> 0:54:51.930
<v Speaker 3>you ask me the question. So, you know, and then

0:54:51.989 --> 0:54:53.610
<v Speaker 3>Belle was like confused and I was like, and then

0:54:53.650 --> 0:54:55.129
<v Speaker 3>I went in the other chat and I was like,

0:54:55.370 --> 0:54:59.610
<v Speaker 3>not this. And like simultaneously in both those chats, you

0:54:59.630 --> 0:55:01.109
<v Speaker 3>would be able to see what happened there and be like,

0:55:01.130 --> 0:55:02.149
<v Speaker 3>that's funny as.

0:55:02.170 --> 0:55:05.549
<v Speaker 13>You know, even because I, even when you sent it

0:55:05.610 --> 0:55:07.029
<v Speaker 13>and I said, what do you want the caption to be?

0:55:07.070 --> 0:55:08.750
<v Speaker 13>And I saw you replied kind of at the same

0:55:08.790 --> 0:55:11.170
<v Speaker 13>time and you were like mogging Rob's and I was like, oh,

0:55:11.210 --> 0:55:12.830
<v Speaker 13>that's interesting.

0:55:12.850 --> 0:55:15.260
<v Speaker 4>It has zero correlation at all.

0:55:15.290 --> 0:55:18.590
<v Speaker 12>Yeah, but like so many things we do is no context, okay?

0:55:18.610 --> 0:55:22.690
<v Speaker 13>Forgive me, we have two chats, okay?

0:55:22.850 --> 0:55:24.830
<v Speaker 2>That's a real weak defence.

0:55:24.870 --> 0:55:28.069
<v Speaker 3>This video about, well, I'm glad I didn't write anything else.

0:55:28.110 --> 0:55:29.839
<v Speaker 12>But I was quick on it.

0:55:29.880 --> 0:55:35.069
<v Speaker 3>Like, God, I hate that chick from sales. She's the worst. Oh,

0:55:35.090 --> 0:55:37.110
<v Speaker 3>if she ever talks to me again, I'll lose it.

0:55:37.510 --> 0:55:39.690
<v Speaker 3>Steph's looking at the chat going, yeah, right, okay, well,

0:55:39.830 --> 0:55:42.049
<v Speaker 3>interesting caption, but I suppose if that's what he wants,

0:55:42.090 --> 0:55:43.069
<v Speaker 3>that's what he wants, I'll put.

0:55:42.989 --> 0:55:43.270
<v Speaker 7>It on there.

0:55:43.550 --> 0:55:45.930
<v Speaker 12>I try so hard to be on top of every single.

0:55:45.950 --> 0:55:48.000
<v Speaker 13>Because I will make the video, send it to you,

0:55:48.140 --> 0:55:49.839
<v Speaker 13>I will sit there by the phone and wait for.

0:55:49.800 --> 0:55:50.360
<v Speaker 8>You to reply.

0:55:50.420 --> 0:55:52.759
<v Speaker 13>Every notification has Liam reply, does Liam reply, I've got

0:55:52.780 --> 0:55:54.299
<v Speaker 13>to get this up, you know what I mean? So

0:55:54.420 --> 0:55:56.280
<v Speaker 13>I just was like, I was being hot on my toes.

0:55:56.300 --> 0:55:57.000
<v Speaker 8>It might have been.

0:55:57.020 --> 0:55:59.069
<v Speaker 3>You were cold on your toes, my friend.

0:55:59.110 --> 0:56:02.310
<v Speaker 4>Your toes were cold. Your toe had a tiny.

0:56:02.010 --> 0:56:04.270
<v Speaker 3>Little tag on it, like they're doing morgues on their...

0:56:05.130 --> 0:56:06.030
<v Speaker 3>That's how.

0:56:05.830 --> 0:56:07.150
<v Speaker 8>Cold your toes were.

0:56:07.170 --> 0:56:08.710
<v Speaker 13>But can't you at least give me some credit for

0:56:08.750 --> 0:56:11.470
<v Speaker 13>at least being proactive enough to try and, like, respond

0:56:11.489 --> 0:56:13.720
<v Speaker 13>to you quickly, upload the videos in my own time,

0:56:13.739 --> 0:56:14.720
<v Speaker 13>you know, I'm off the clock.

0:56:14.760 --> 0:56:18.200
<v Speaker 2>I mean, Chef, it's just you consider yourself lucky it's.

0:56:18.100 --> 0:56:18.660
<v Speaker 3>Not a downvote.

0:56:18.700 --> 0:56:20.360
<v Speaker 4>Consider yourself it's not a downvote.

0:56:20.460 --> 0:56:22.940
<v Speaker 3>And, like, honestly, as soon as it happened, I was like,

0:56:23.040 --> 0:56:25.200
<v Speaker 3>that's my downvote for the week. I was literally like,

0:56:25.719 --> 0:56:26.859
<v Speaker 3>I'm going to humble her in three days.

0:56:26.880 --> 0:56:28.359
<v Speaker 8>Apologies, King.

0:56:28.469 --> 0:56:29.410
<v Speaker 3>Apologies, King.

0:56:29.660 --> 0:56:32.290
<v Speaker 4>But, you know, it's only outdone.

0:56:33.239 --> 0:56:36.660
<v Speaker 3>by someone who is very worthy of an upvote this week,

0:56:36.700 --> 0:56:37.320
<v Speaker 3>and that is Ben.

0:56:37.360 --> 0:56:37.720
<v Speaker 6>Yes.

0:56:38.940 --> 0:56:40.960
<v Speaker 3>Because he's had a rough week with the family and

0:56:41.140 --> 0:56:43.420
<v Speaker 3>the kids have been a bit sick. He wasn't there

0:56:43.440 --> 0:56:44.820
<v Speaker 3>that one day, but he drove all the way to

0:56:44.840 --> 0:56:47.200
<v Speaker 3>Mulberry to get his boat licence, which is actually a

0:56:47.219 --> 0:56:51.330
<v Speaker 3>massive pain in the arse. Oh, I forgot about that.

0:56:51.350 --> 0:56:53.810
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, well, this is exactly what the team member relates.

0:56:53.910 --> 0:56:56.029
<v Speaker 3>That's actually a lot out of his way on a

0:56:56.070 --> 0:56:58.150
<v Speaker 3>day that he would probably otherwise not do it. And

0:56:58.170 --> 0:56:59.370
<v Speaker 3>I'm not even convinced we're going to be able to

0:56:59.410 --> 0:57:01.609
<v Speaker 3>do the bit, so... That was nice of him to

0:57:01.630 --> 0:57:03.130
<v Speaker 3>do that. Real above and beyond.

0:57:03.150 --> 0:57:04.310
<v Speaker 2>I thought it was going to be because I brought

0:57:04.350 --> 0:57:06.070
<v Speaker 2>in the hacksaw for your wardrobe.

0:57:06.710 --> 0:57:08.890
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, that was also great. Yeah, I got it in

0:57:08.930 --> 0:57:09.390
<v Speaker 3>there myself.

0:57:09.930 --> 0:57:10.550
<v Speaker 4>Drilled it in there.

0:57:10.570 --> 0:57:11.069
<v Speaker 2>Good stuff, mate.

0:57:11.090 --> 0:57:13.380
<v Speaker 4>I have a handyman, bloody. Measure it up.

0:57:13.560 --> 0:57:14.120
<v Speaker 3>Yeah.

0:57:14.219 --> 0:57:15.819
<v Speaker 4>Use my phone as a spirit level.

0:57:16.240 --> 0:57:16.880
<v Speaker 6>Oh, my God.

0:57:17.400 --> 0:57:18.520
<v Speaker 3>Use your phone.

0:57:18.540 --> 0:57:19.480
<v Speaker 2>That's crazy.

0:57:19.940 --> 0:57:20.580
<v Speaker 4>Well, I don't have one, so.

0:57:20.620 --> 0:57:22.680
<v Speaker 3>You're going fast with that.

0:57:22.760 --> 0:57:25.330
<v Speaker 4>I downloaded the app. I'm pretty sure the phone fricking knows, man.

0:57:25.370 --> 0:57:25.530
<v Speaker 9>It can.

0:57:26.040 --> 0:57:30.490
<v Speaker 4>You can do everything. But yeah, unfortunately, 0.6. So not

0:57:30.590 --> 0:57:31.690
<v Speaker 4>quite level, but close enough.

0:57:32.470 --> 0:57:35.370
<v Speaker 2>That means I'm last to vote. So I'm on one.

0:57:35.470 --> 0:57:36.030
<v Speaker 2>Belle's on one.

0:57:36.050 --> 0:57:36.670
<v Speaker 8>Yep.

0:57:36.790 --> 0:57:37.740
<v Speaker 6>Steph's on two.

0:57:38.030 --> 0:57:39.300
<v Speaker 8>Yep.

0:57:39.700 --> 0:57:43.320
<v Speaker 2>I am going to give an honourable mention to Steph

0:57:43.340 --> 0:57:43.720
<v Speaker 2>this week.

0:57:44.280 --> 0:57:44.700
<v Speaker 6>Thank you.

0:57:45.370 --> 0:57:46.230
<v Speaker 8>Thank you so much.

0:57:46.510 --> 0:57:51.490
<v Speaker 2>I think that you finally nailed the voting formula. You

0:57:51.530 --> 0:57:53.370
<v Speaker 2>got the Honourable Mention in there and then you did

0:57:53.390 --> 0:57:55.610
<v Speaker 2>your vote. I think after many a week, you've really

0:57:55.750 --> 0:57:56.330
<v Speaker 2>figured it out.

0:57:56.410 --> 0:57:56.890
<v Speaker 11>Thank you.

0:57:56.910 --> 0:57:58.890
<v Speaker 2>So well done for that. Thank you so much. But

0:57:59.070 --> 0:58:02.010
<v Speaker 2>I'm going to give my vote this week to Belle.

0:58:02.650 --> 0:58:03.800
<v Speaker 3>Yay!

0:58:04.840 --> 0:58:05.160
<v Speaker 6>Thank you.

0:58:05.240 --> 0:58:08.190
<v Speaker 2>I think you nailed the screens, and that's a definition

0:58:08.230 --> 0:58:10.990
<v Speaker 2>of not doing your job. You don't do the graphics,

0:58:11.110 --> 0:58:11.830
<v Speaker 2>and you did the graphics.

0:58:11.870 --> 0:58:13.830
<v Speaker 4>They look actually very good.

0:58:13.870 --> 0:58:15.170
<v Speaker 2>And it made the show feel special.

0:58:15.390 --> 0:58:15.670
<v Speaker 1>Yes.

0:58:16.050 --> 0:58:19.250
<v Speaker 3>It made us feel spooktacular, and that's what every girl

0:58:19.270 --> 0:58:19.750
<v Speaker 3>wants to feel like.

0:58:20.030 --> 0:58:24.230
<v Speaker 8>Yeah, thank you. I wanted it to be a moving graphic,

0:58:24.310 --> 0:58:24.870
<v Speaker 8>but I'm going to.

0:58:24.830 --> 0:58:26.370
<v Speaker 4>Work on that for next time. No, I didn't need it.

0:58:26.390 --> 0:58:27.490
<v Speaker 4>Too much guff.

0:58:27.810 --> 0:58:31.140
<v Speaker 13>She emailed Mal, actually, to get the resolution, and she's like,

0:58:32.470 --> 0:58:33.970
<v Speaker 13>He replied and he's like, it's 1920 by 1080.

0:58:33.970 --> 0:58:36.070
<v Speaker 8>And I replied, yes.

0:58:36.850 --> 0:58:38.350
<v Speaker 2>Just fit it in there.

0:58:38.470 --> 0:58:41.530
<v Speaker 8>I said to Steph, I don't know what, is that millimeters?

0:58:41.970 --> 0:58:43.570
<v Speaker 8>What is he talking about? And then I sent it

0:58:43.590 --> 0:58:44.710
<v Speaker 8>back and he said, this is wrong.

0:58:44.770 --> 0:58:47.270
<v Speaker 7>And I was like, just please help me.

0:58:48.270 --> 0:58:49.490
<v Speaker 4>You've done a wonderful job.

0:58:49.530 --> 0:58:51.690
<v Speaker 2>So that means we're going to have a good old

0:58:51.750 --> 0:58:53.730
<v Speaker 2>fashioned rock off between Belle and Steph.

0:58:54.410 --> 0:58:57.000
<v Speaker 8>Well, Ben, I am sorry. I forgot about the licensing.

0:58:57.040 --> 0:58:58.480
<v Speaker 3>That feels like forever ago.

0:58:58.540 --> 0:59:00.780
<v Speaker 2>Everyone forgets about what I do.

0:59:00.920 --> 0:59:03.420
<v Speaker 3>Just like that time I was, like, fricking putting trees

0:59:03.460 --> 0:59:08.090
<v Speaker 3>into your house and just giving people hundreds and hundreds

0:59:08.130 --> 0:59:09.330
<v Speaker 3>of dollars of free stuff.

0:59:09.670 --> 0:59:09.910
<v Speaker 10>Yes.

0:59:10.260 --> 0:59:12.540
<v Speaker 8>But we're helping you. No, that's true.

0:59:12.840 --> 0:59:14.390
<v Speaker 2>You didn't want to deal with people at Marketplace, to

0:59:14.410 --> 0:59:14.660
<v Speaker 2>be fair.

0:59:15.570 --> 0:59:17.390
<v Speaker 3>I've had people in my house all day, every day,

0:59:17.410 --> 0:59:19.590
<v Speaker 3>fixing little bits and bobs. I probably could have done

0:59:19.610 --> 0:59:21.350
<v Speaker 3>with the cash, but I was just so selfless.

0:59:21.730 --> 0:59:25.260
<v Speaker 8>All right, so we'll do a rock off. So is

0:59:25.440 --> 0:59:26.660
<v Speaker 8>it scissors, paper?

0:59:26.720 --> 0:59:28.740
<v Speaker 7>See, that's how I used to do it, and then

0:59:28.800 --> 0:59:30.700
<v Speaker 7>I came with these boys and changed it.

0:59:30.720 --> 0:59:31.660
<v Speaker 6>Rock, paper, scissors.

0:59:31.800 --> 0:59:33.500
<v Speaker 8>It's always been rock, paper, scissors.

0:59:33.520 --> 0:59:34.300
<v Speaker 6>Yes, it is.

0:59:34.430 --> 0:59:35.110
<v Speaker 4>Majority rules.

0:59:35.200 --> 0:59:36.870
<v Speaker 2>Rock, paper, scissors, and you shoot on scissors.

0:59:36.950 --> 0:59:40.170
<v Speaker 8>Yes. So how do we do it? I used to

0:59:40.190 --> 0:59:41.590
<v Speaker 8>do scissors, paper, rock.

0:59:41.710 --> 0:59:42.910
<v Speaker 2>If you do it that way, it won't be counted.

0:59:43.210 --> 0:59:43.940
<v Speaker 8>Oh, frick me.

0:59:43.970 --> 0:59:45.230
<v Speaker 2>It won't be an official walk-off.

0:59:45.250 --> 0:59:45.930
<v Speaker 8>So what is it?

0:59:46.210 --> 0:59:48.290
<v Speaker 2>Rock, paper, scissors, shoot.

0:59:48.310 --> 0:59:49.050
<v Speaker 6>No, no, no.

0:59:49.370 --> 0:59:51.530
<v Speaker 2>You shoot on scissors. You go rock, paper, scissors.

0:59:52.590 --> 0:59:53.950
<v Speaker 8>Oh, I didn't know that.

0:59:54.110 --> 0:59:54.290
<v Speaker 6>Yeah.

0:59:54.480 --> 0:59:58.340
<v Speaker 8>That doesn't make sense. Or is it scissors? No, paper, scissors, rock.

0:59:58.400 --> 0:59:59.560
<v Speaker 4>You'll be both stripped of your votes.

1:00:00.940 --> 1:00:02.660
<v Speaker 2>And I'll be awarded the winner if you can't do

1:00:02.760 --> 1:00:03.440
<v Speaker 2>it properly.

1:00:03.660 --> 1:00:04.780
<v Speaker 4>So here we go.

1:00:04.800 --> 1:00:07.240
<v Speaker 3>Rock, paper, scissors. You shoot on scissors. Best of three.

1:00:07.500 --> 1:00:08.820
<v Speaker 6>Three, two, one. Hang on, hang on, hang on.

1:00:09.440 --> 1:00:09.900
<v Speaker 3>Jesus.

1:00:09.920 --> 1:00:10.920
<v Speaker 8>This is getting scary.

1:00:11.000 --> 1:00:13.300
<v Speaker 2>Best of three? We never do that.

1:00:13.580 --> 1:00:14.200
<v Speaker 3>It always isn't that way.

1:00:14.520 --> 1:00:15.910
<v Speaker 2>It's never been that ever.

1:00:16.010 --> 1:00:16.570
<v Speaker 8>We can just do one.

1:00:16.810 --> 1:00:17.810
<v Speaker 2>It's never been that.

1:00:18.250 --> 1:00:18.790
<v Speaker 3>One and done.

1:00:19.670 --> 1:00:20.430
<v Speaker 8>One and done.

1:00:20.450 --> 1:00:21.990
<v Speaker 4>You want to play crazy like that?

1:00:22.010 --> 1:00:23.030
<v Speaker 3>You want to go one and done?

1:00:23.370 --> 1:00:24.390
<v Speaker 4>You guys can go one and done.

1:00:24.410 --> 1:00:26.170
<v Speaker 8>All right, dog. Let's do it.

1:00:26.830 --> 1:00:31.560
<v Speaker 2>Although, hang on. I do think in the interest of

1:00:31.580 --> 1:00:36.620
<v Speaker 2>the best content, three is way more dramatic because you

1:00:36.640 --> 1:00:37.459
<v Speaker 2>can have a massive comeback.

1:00:37.480 --> 1:00:38.720
<v Speaker 4>We're an entertainment brand.

1:00:38.740 --> 1:00:39.300
<v Speaker 3>That's what we do.

1:00:39.540 --> 1:00:41.200
<v Speaker 2>From now on, we do best of three.

1:00:41.760 --> 1:00:43.540
<v Speaker 8>I'm getting the heebie-jeebies.

1:00:43.560 --> 1:00:45.540
<v Speaker 12>So we're doing three rounds.

1:00:45.680 --> 1:00:45.860
<v Speaker 6>Yep.

1:00:46.380 --> 1:00:47.390
<v Speaker 2>And if you get it wrong, I win.

1:00:48.590 --> 1:00:50.770
<v Speaker 3>We can't.

1:00:50.890 --> 1:00:53.010
<v Speaker 8>There's got to be someone getting it right.

1:00:53.110 --> 1:00:57.760
<v Speaker 3>If you both do the same thing three times, it's

1:00:57.780 --> 1:01:02.200
<v Speaker 3>best of three, but within that, if you're... Scissors. If

1:01:02.220 --> 1:01:03.260
<v Speaker 3>that happens three times, Ben wins.

1:01:03.320 --> 1:01:05.890
<v Speaker 8>Remember Andy and I... Did it? And we went like

1:01:05.890 --> 1:01:06.070
<v Speaker 8>50 times.

1:01:06.090 --> 1:01:07.530
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, that was actually great. It was actually insane.

1:01:07.730 --> 1:01:08.530
<v Speaker 8>It was like it was rehearsed.

1:01:08.550 --> 1:01:10.750
<v Speaker 7>Andy and I, it was like our old EP. We

1:01:10.790 --> 1:01:13.930
<v Speaker 7>were doing Rock, Paper, Scissors. And we did the same

1:01:14.030 --> 1:01:17.650
<v Speaker 7>thing like so many times. We were in tears of laughter. Dozens.

1:01:18.050 --> 1:01:19.380
<v Speaker 8>It was so funny. You were just synced.

1:01:19.410 --> 1:01:19.990
<v Speaker 3>You were just synced.

1:01:20.030 --> 1:01:20.760
<v Speaker 4>All right, here we go.

1:01:20.860 --> 1:01:22.080
<v Speaker 3>I'll be keep master.

1:01:22.100 --> 1:01:24.560
<v Speaker 8>All right, all right. Keep master.

1:01:26.340 --> 1:01:26.580
<v Speaker 6>Okay.

1:01:27.330 --> 1:01:28.910
<v Speaker 8>Rock, paper, scissors.

1:01:30.630 --> 1:01:33.110
<v Speaker 3>Already both gone rock. That's one.

1:01:33.190 --> 1:01:34.060
<v Speaker 8>I'm still in it.

1:01:34.150 --> 1:01:35.710
<v Speaker 3>Ben's still in it.

1:01:36.170 --> 1:01:37.270
<v Speaker 8>God, this is good.

1:01:37.330 --> 1:01:37.760
<v Speaker 6>I love it.

1:01:37.790 --> 1:01:38.690
<v Speaker 3>What a new format.

1:01:39.150 --> 1:01:40.350
<v Speaker 5>Okay, okay, okay.

1:01:40.470 --> 1:01:41.310
<v Speaker 3>All right, here we go.

1:01:42.110 --> 1:01:43.780
<v Speaker 8>Rock, paper, scissors.

1:01:43.800 --> 1:01:49.560
<v Speaker 3>Steph's gone scissors. That's one for Steph, one for Ben,

1:01:49.640 --> 1:01:50.439
<v Speaker 3>and one for Belle.

1:01:51.270 --> 1:01:51.590
<v Speaker 8>All right.

1:01:51.730 --> 1:01:52.450
<v Speaker 6>Is it first to three?

1:01:52.510 --> 1:01:53.570
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, first to three.

1:01:53.770 --> 1:01:55.350
<v Speaker 3>So if Steph gets this step in. First to three.

1:01:55.370 --> 1:01:56.370
<v Speaker 8>That's going to take ages.

1:01:56.410 --> 1:01:57.290
<v Speaker 4>What are you talking about?

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<v Speaker 3>Oh, I thought it was best to three.

1:01:58.690 --> 1:02:00.070
<v Speaker 8>It's best to three. But if I get this one.

1:02:00.130 --> 1:02:00.669
<v Speaker 3>But we don't count.

1:02:00.710 --> 1:02:02.390
<v Speaker 4>Best of three because we don't count.

1:02:02.410 --> 1:02:03.180
<v Speaker 3>Can't count the first one.

1:02:03.230 --> 1:02:03.850
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, yeah, yeah.

1:02:03.870 --> 1:02:04.370
<v Speaker 6>All right.

1:02:04.390 --> 1:02:05.800
<v Speaker 2>Belle needs this to keep staying up.

1:02:05.930 --> 1:02:06.169
<v Speaker 14>Yeah.

1:02:06.330 --> 1:02:07.070
<v Speaker 4>Or unless it's a draw.

1:02:07.090 --> 1:02:07.230
<v Speaker 5>Yeah.

1:02:07.320 --> 1:02:07.570
<v Speaker 7>All right.

1:02:08.340 --> 1:02:09.840
<v Speaker 8>Rock, paper, scissors.

1:02:10.320 --> 1:02:12.540
<v Speaker 3>Oh, that's a bell.

1:02:12.600 --> 1:02:13.800
<v Speaker 1>Drama, drama, drama.

1:02:13.900 --> 1:02:15.160
<v Speaker 3>Belle's gone paper.

1:02:15.600 --> 1:02:16.800
<v Speaker 4>Steph has gone rock.

1:02:17.640 --> 1:02:20.840
<v Speaker 3>Everyone's won a piece. It's anyone's game at this point.

1:02:20.920 --> 1:02:21.960
<v Speaker 8>It's whoever, not Ben's.

1:02:22.000 --> 1:02:24.740
<v Speaker 3>Well, it is Ben's because if you draw again, then

1:02:24.780 --> 1:02:26.080
<v Speaker 3>that's another point for Ben. If you draw again, that's

1:02:26.160 --> 1:02:27.920
<v Speaker 3>another point for Ben. So everyone's still in it to

1:02:27.940 --> 1:02:28.190
<v Speaker 3>win it.

1:02:28.600 --> 1:02:29.030
<v Speaker 8>All right.

1:02:29.360 --> 1:02:29.680
<v Speaker 10>Okay.

1:02:29.800 --> 1:02:30.240
<v Speaker 3>All right, ready?

1:02:30.260 --> 1:02:31.650
<v Speaker 4>It should be the sixth thing ever, by the way.

1:02:32.630 --> 1:02:34.750
<v Speaker 3>I'm actually so backing it up.

1:02:35.350 --> 1:02:38.430
<v Speaker 8>Okay, ready? Rock, paper, scissors.

1:02:38.910 --> 1:02:43.189
<v Speaker 3>Oh, Steph wins. Steph wins again. The monopoly continues. She's

1:02:43.450 --> 1:02:47.800
<v Speaker 3>gone rock, bell went scissors. Is that a month straight?

1:02:47.940 --> 1:02:48.560
<v Speaker 8>I think so.

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<v Speaker 3>Jesus.

1:02:49.380 --> 1:02:53.840
<v Speaker 8>You're getting too powerful. What the hell?

1:02:53.890 --> 1:02:54.510
<v Speaker 3>Congratulations.

1:02:54.830 --> 1:02:56.770
<v Speaker 13>I am taking it in my stride, I will say.

1:02:57.170 --> 1:02:58.550
<v Speaker 13>There will be a time when I won't get it

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<v Speaker 13>for probably six months, so I'm soaking it in.

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<v Speaker 3>Hey, if I got four hours sleep last night, Belle's

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<v Speaker 3>getting two for the next week at least.

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<v Speaker 8>It's really starting to get there. Next week will be

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<v Speaker 8>your week.

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<v Speaker 3>If you had an aura ring, it would call an

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<v Speaker 3>ambulance on you. Your heart rate has not gone under 180.

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<v Speaker 7>You've been thinking about Ben and Liam hating you for

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<v Speaker 7>two nights straight now.

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<v Speaker 3>No, we do not hate you.

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<v Speaker 2>No, we don't hate you. Have a good weekend.

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<v Speaker 3>Thank you, everyone. Hopefully you enjoy your respective weekends.

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<v Speaker 4>We will see you, mate.

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<v Speaker 3>And that's it.