Speaker 1: Christ Yeah, welcome friends to the Christian o'connells Show podcast.
Speaker 2: This week on the show, We're looking for your embarrassing injuries.
Speaker 2: We had some amazing stories yesterday on the show, some
Speaker 2: of our favorites.
Speaker 1: I was playing basketball with my mate ring was about
Speaker 1: nine and a half foot, so you could have some
Speaker 1: fun and dunk on it. My head, brushes and net
Speaker 1: come down and all of a sudden, I'm like, where
Speaker 1: are my teeth? My teeth got ripped out on the
Speaker 1: basketball net.
Speaker 3: I was made of honor at my friend's wedding break
Speaker 3: my ankle and took places and dissocated it and stopped
Speaker 3: the wedding.
Speaker 1: The solid ball has damaged my wrist. Wasn't expecting it
Speaker 1: to be so heavy. Someone just handed it to me
Speaker 1: and I just felt this between in my wrist. Still
Speaker 1: a problem.
Speaker 3: Now I'm going to get a bloody Mr Right.
Speaker 2: He's one of my quarters of the show. Ever.
Speaker 4: Nowhere safe, not even passing salad across the dinner table.
Speaker 4: Can ninja you?
Speaker 2: My wife got the sellard bowled out. Yes, I was
Speaker 2: a cap of those things. We had a quarter today
Speaker 2: did himself a mischief. So once we got yesterday after
Speaker 2: the show Christian. I tore attended in my finger, tugging
Speaker 2: my undies down in a shallue break at work. I
Speaker 2: love this one from Naomi. Broke my arm burying the goldfish.
Speaker 2: I mean, how big was the goldfish? Abi was the shovel?
Speaker 2: Was the ground hard when you were digging it out?
Speaker 2: How did you break your arm burying the goldfish? This
Speaker 2: is some Chris walks into whereby football ground strangely chaosk
Speaker 2: Pie in one hand, dim Sim in the other hand,
Speaker 2: football under arm. I slipped on the mud, landed on
Speaker 2: the football and broke two ribs, lost the dim Sims Christian,
Speaker 2: but saved the pine. This is all a week before
Speaker 2: going on holiday. We had to cancel, so I'd hear
Speaker 2: that Chris Kelly. I injured myself picking up coins for
Speaker 2: a pregnant customer, blew out my knees.
Speaker 3: Kim.
Speaker 2: I fell over racing my grandson at science works and
Speaker 2: my shoe came off and I fell on my wrist
Speaker 2: and broke a rib.
Speaker 4: I know the exact exhibit that they're racing the Kathy Framan.
Speaker 2: Christian. I I've been sat for half an hour and
Speaker 2: not knowing whether to put this in writing I'm still suffering,
Speaker 2: never repaired emotionally from two years ago. I got a
Speaker 2: complete bicep detachment from wiping myself after using the toilet Ria.
Speaker 2: We don't need to reenact it. The mind's already doing that.
Speaker 2: I'm thinking, was it one of those ones? You know?
Speaker 2: Sometimes you have quite a messy clean up operation, don't you,
Speaker 2: and you do some vigorous scrub. You need that loofer
Speaker 2: too much detail? Yeah, I'll move on. And this one
Speaker 2: here from Abby snapped her acl changing her socks. All right,
Speaker 2: your embarrassing injuries, give us a call down.
Speaker 1: Christian Connall's show podcast.
Speaker 2: Christian O'Connell's show. I merely made a pass in common
Speaker 2: about the strange but not strange technical problems during poor
Speaker 2: Rachel Storer's news there. We don't get any of that
Speaker 2: when Patsy's doing it all, and it wouldn't beyond pats
Speaker 2: We know what she's like to actually deliberately screw things
Speaker 2: up a bit. Yea, you know, I mean he said
Speaker 2: maybe past that.
Speaker 4: I've just had a text fro perhaps going how dam.
Speaker 2: How I tell you what I dare? I dare Patsy,
Speaker 2: I dare back to you, my friend.
Speaker 3: She knew.
Speaker 2: Why do you listen to harm seven news, Patsy, You
Speaker 2: should be caring right now, careously. Yeah yeah, poor old
Speaker 2: Chris right now? All right, So how did you injure yourself?
Speaker 2: We're looking for your embarrassing injuries nine four one four
Speaker 2: three Christian. I managed to burst a disc in my
Speaker 2: neck pressing the copy button on the photo copier. I
Speaker 2: was out for six weeks. Christian, my brother Christian, my
Speaker 2: brother boker is tripping in the hallway, was wrapped in
Speaker 2: a duna one morning while running to answer a phone.
Speaker 2: He had to up surgery to repair it. What a
Speaker 2: great brotherly thing to do to actually share that story
Speaker 2: on Albann's biggest radio station. Happy to call for this one.
Speaker 2: We don't need you because the next three lines in
Speaker 2: that text, I will never forget or on seat that.
Speaker 2: Please don't tell me they really don't do that like
Speaker 2: a banana. That is just too much. That is horrific.
Speaker 2: You've also don't seen grim Ones aren't coming on. I
Speaker 2: just keep hearing Jack, that's a bit too much on
Speaker 2: the show to that's a level I think, come on
Speaker 2: to Michelle.
Speaker 3: Christian.
Speaker 2: I broke my wrist at home dancing by my sow
Speaker 2: try and do the macarena. The kids are all at school.
Speaker 2: Coffee table got in the way. Don't blame the coffee table. Michelle,
Speaker 2: all right, you're emboucing injuries. Nine four one four one
Speaker 2: O four three. Good morning Cindy. Hi, good morning Cindy.
Speaker 2: Thanks to Coo on the show. So how did you
Speaker 2: injure yourself? Ah?
Speaker 3: Two year old gren daughter said, let's go down the slide,
Speaker 3: Nanny and I okay, went down the slide, got stuck
Speaker 3: with my leg went one way and my body went
Speaker 3: the other. Torn the ACL joint and a torn killy's
Speaker 3: pendon got dark. Daughter took me out of this slide
Speaker 3: and went to doctor and he said, Cindy, you got
Speaker 3: to stop going down the slides at sixty Wow.
Speaker 2: We oh, Cindy, there's so much going on there.
Speaker 4: They're they're more dangerous than you think. And this is
Speaker 4: I've just had a toddler, s Denise. I've just started
Speaker 4: going on slides again as an adult. And you're right.
Speaker 4: You can easily catch a shoe or something hits the side,
Speaker 4: catches itself and then you're at wrong angles.
Speaker 2: You're not going down the side.
Speaker 4: Yes, they like you to go down sevent is it
Speaker 4: I like you to go. I even go down that
Speaker 4: tubule one. Oh no, it's around it.
Speaker 3: They're filthy as well. I did it.
Speaker 2: You did it as well. So that's a lot of
Speaker 2: damage you did to yourself there.
Speaker 3: Yeah, six weeks. I wasn't allowed to walk on my
Speaker 3: arm leg and of course, you know, going with the
Speaker 3: grandkids and they're saying, come on, nanny, and you're missing
Speaker 3: al and doing and having fun. I still got slides.
Speaker 3: I'm not listening to the doctor.
Speaker 2: Yeah, he's certainly country tough. Supergram, Supergram Cindy, thank you
Speaker 2: very much, your story mate. Have a good day.
Speaker 3: Thanks everyone, have a great day well.
Speaker 1: Christian Connells Show Podcast