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Speaker 1: Ash, I need to apologize.

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Speaker 2: No, don't apologize to me.

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Speaker 1: It's a little bit chaotic right now in this household.

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Speaker 2: What's you, big guy?

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Speaker 1: We've got a huge construction site next door. There is

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Speaker 1: currently four concrete trucks. I exaggerated this one, but it

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Speaker 1: might as well before they're doing piling. Okay, we've got

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Speaker 1: we've got builders doing the jip rocking. It's just it's

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Speaker 1: all kicking off.

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Speaker 2: I've got piles.

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Speaker 1: What are piles?

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Speaker 2: Just hemorrhoids?

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Speaker 1: Great, Welcome back to two doting dads.

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Speaker 2: I'm Maddie J And I'm Ash.

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Speaker 1: And this is a podcast all about parenting. It is

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Speaker 1: the good, it is the bad and the relatable. And

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Speaker 1: I need to apologize now to the listener. If you

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Speaker 1: hear drills a saw.

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Speaker 2: I think they're used to it.

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Speaker 1: I feel like today is particularly bad.

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Speaker 2: That is bad, But you know what, let it be

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Speaker 2: a surprise.

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Speaker 1: Let me. I'm trying to I'm trying to give them

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Speaker 1: some love. Stop me from loving the listener, Let me

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Speaker 1: love them.

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Speaker 2: Love love away time I give advice on this podcast,

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Speaker 2: I'm sorry.

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Speaker 1: Sorry.

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Speaker 2: It's nice for me to say a line every now

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Speaker 2: and then carry on. Do you know what what time

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Speaker 2: is it asking? There?

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Speaker 1: We go?

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Speaker 2: We got there. My first question is to you, no

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Speaker 1: Look, Laura wants it to be out where. Moments away

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Speaker 1: she looked up.

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Speaker 2: Very uncomfortable at that stage where it's like the very

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Speaker 2: last couple of weeks.

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Speaker 1: Every step is agony for her, and she wants it

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Speaker 1: to come out.

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Speaker 2: Indian food. I heard people.

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Speaker 1: Have a lot of different thoughts on how to make

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Speaker 1: I heard olive oil is another reason that the baby

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Speaker 2: Okay, from what end?

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Speaker 1: Don't this is what.

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Speaker 2: I go.

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Speaker 1: It's not from me, it's the Italians.

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Speaker 2: Ah, but a rumor.

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Speaker 1: That I heard. I don't know if you're familiar with

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Speaker 1: this rumor, but apparently sex will bring on.

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Speaker 2: Labor between us. If so, let's get it there.

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Speaker 1: I wasn't expecting to say that, but so sex with

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Speaker 1: doing some scientific research.

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Speaker 2: On TikTok on this.

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Speaker 1: Well, now do you more so Instagram than TikTok. I

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Speaker 1: have had labor come on off the back of sex.

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Speaker 1: Mixed reports, there's only one way to get a true answer.

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Speaker 1: Here a medical expert.

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Speaker 2: Oh, absolutely, I'm not a medical ebsert. I appreciate the

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Speaker 2: kind word. What are you going to call one?

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Speaker 1: I have in my hand right now a mobile phone,

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Speaker 1: and on that phone is a number of an obstetrician,

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Speaker 1: doctor Bennett, Doctor Bennett, Doctor Bennett.

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Speaker 2: Doctor Bennett's strong name.

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Speaker 1: Strong name the expert. Let's speak to her any other

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Speaker 2: No, but in that name, there's two e's, two ends,

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Speaker 1: How your mind works is a mystery.

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Speaker 2: Maybe she can study my mind while it's on the phone.

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Speaker 1: That's called doctor Bennett, Doctor Bennett. We would like to

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Speaker 1: put forward a question that has been asked by parents

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Speaker 1: to be for centuries. My wife is currently not in labor.

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Speaker 1: Would like to be in labor? Yeah, and I have

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Speaker 3: You'll be pleased to know that, yes, there has been

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Speaker 3: It basically is worth a try. But no, guarantees. It

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Speaker 4: It might help, but it's got to be good sex.

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Speaker 4: Whatever position you can get yourself into, well said.

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Speaker 1: Well, Laura will be thrilled with this news.

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Speaker 3: Other ways you can bring on labor naturally though the

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Speaker 4: There's lots of walking.

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Speaker 2: I'm sure she's already waddling right.

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Speaker 4: I'm sure she is chasing after two little ones already.

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Speaker 4: There's a lot of walking involved. Nipple stimulation you might

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Speaker 1: What about for Laura Victoria please ignore ash.

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Speaker 4: Well, so that's probably a good it's a good thing.

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Speaker 1: It's a good thing me.

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Speaker 2: Okay, massage, got massage.

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Speaker 3: Lots of massages. For massages, you can make her a

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Speaker 1: I've noted all this.

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Speaker 4: She hasn't paid me to say all these.

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Speaker 2: What you're saying is chaw play brings on labor.

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Speaker 4: For play. Did you say raw.

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Speaker 1: Play cleaning the house? We call it choror play.

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Speaker 4: No problem, and.

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Speaker 1: Thank you again. We will be in touch with future

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Speaker 4: Lovely thanks guys. Laura.

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Speaker 1: Well, there you go.

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Speaker 2: It's true. From the horse's mouth.

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Speaker 1: It's true.

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Speaker 2: I hope, Laura, you better get out of here, big guy,

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Speaker 1: But when she comes home, she's still working.

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Speaker 2: That get down the office.

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Speaker 1: I have a huge shout out to doctor Bennett, specialist

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Speaker 1: obstetrician and onecologist on the Northern Beaches. And if you

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Speaker 1: want to find her on social media, she is at

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Speaker 1: doctor Victoria Bennett, double N, double T. That's it. You

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Speaker 1: know it. Ash actually still in housekeeping. If I may.

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Speaker 1: People may be wondering about Rhonda. Okay, I'm gonna whisper

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Speaker 2: She's got you all, she's got you all wrapped around.

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Speaker 2: Whatever she wants she has, she gets and I think

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Speaker 2: I look I'm starting to come around and rondo because

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Speaker 1: Of doing things, you would have run very similar.

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Speaker 2: I feel like, I'm like, okay, you don't not nine hundred,

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Speaker 2: how about eight hundred going the wrong way? Am I not?

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Speaker 1: I'm not. She complained about the fence by the way.

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Speaker 2: Because she complains with the wind.

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Speaker 1: No, she said. I was like, right, it fences up,

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Speaker 1: And she goes, oh, it's it's untreated pine. And I'm like, yeah,

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Speaker 2: I'm a busy gud.

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Speaker 3: You're not.

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Speaker 1: Stop pretending like you've got things to do. I know

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Speaker 2: I just asked, how was your weekend? To see what

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Speaker 4: How do you?

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Speaker 2: How do you have the energy?

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Speaker 1: I'm staring down the barrel right now of enrolling Lola

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Speaker 1: I'll do anything to dance, and we're like, I just

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Speaker 1: Hang over.

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Speaker 2: Another quick one, really quick.

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Speaker 1: This is from Housekeeping.

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Speaker 2: We are you sure?

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Speaker 2: Why not?

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Speaker 1: Housekeeping is taking over the podcast.

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Speaker 2: This is from beer Porter. That's her name A beer

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Speaker 1: The world record for most park visits.

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Speaker 2: Were like shut up in a monologue? Is like, can

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Speaker 2: I'm not doing anything you asked me to anyway. I

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Speaker 2: Sunday after right, So dancers Dedford. Okay, do you remember

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Speaker 2: This would be fine bonding.

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Speaker 2: Well, I've read up.

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Speaker 1: Good Now when is it.

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Speaker 1: We are still in housekeeping for anyone wondering the last

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Speaker 1: and it's Aldi inspired. She says, we buy the Aldi cauliflower,

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Speaker 2: No way, win is a wind.

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Speaker 2: So cauliflower bake with broccoli.

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Speaker 1: Now she is not. She is okay, but we fuck,

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Speaker 1: the house and I was still on the phone trying

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00:20:52,960 --> 00:20:54,919
Speaker 1: to explain where the hidden key was for the door

450
00:20:54,920 --> 00:20:58,119
Speaker 1: because the door was locked. And when they got to Mom,

451
00:20:58,480 --> 00:21:05,080
Speaker 1: she was breathing, she was non responsive, and at first

452
00:21:05,200 --> 00:21:07,480
Speaker 1: I wasn't the phone because I was trying to speak

453
00:21:07,520 --> 00:21:10,000
Speaker 1: to my brother in law about where the key was.

454
00:21:10,320 --> 00:21:13,160
Speaker 1: You know, my sister's got this blood curdling scream because

455
00:21:13,280 --> 00:21:16,520
Speaker 1: they've just the paramedics. They've just seen Mom. She's in bed,

456
00:21:17,040 --> 00:21:20,320
Speaker 1: and the way it was all kind of unfolding. I

457
00:21:20,359 --> 00:21:22,400
Speaker 1: was getting updates in real time. I was like, fuck,

458
00:21:22,480 --> 00:21:27,240
Speaker 1: Mum's had a stroke. Fuck, And so then I kind

459
00:21:27,240 --> 00:21:29,280
Speaker 1: of jumped off the phone to let them deal with

460
00:21:29,280 --> 00:21:33,320
Speaker 1: the situation. I'm there waiting now just for my phone

461
00:21:33,359 --> 00:21:36,080
Speaker 1: to ring, being like, what the hell is happening?

462
00:21:36,200 --> 00:21:37,240
Speaker 2: You're like three hours away.

463
00:21:37,600 --> 00:21:40,639
Speaker 1: I'm three hours away. And so then I'm kind of

464
00:21:40,680 --> 00:21:43,680
Speaker 1: just in shock. Like one second, Laura and I were

465
00:21:43,680 --> 00:21:45,760
Speaker 1: literally about to like we're about to have dinner. I'm

466
00:21:45,760 --> 00:21:47,159
Speaker 1: about to have like a glass of wine and be

467
00:21:47,240 --> 00:21:49,360
Speaker 1: like what are we gonna do for Father's Day tomorrow?

468
00:21:49,800 --> 00:21:51,920
Speaker 1: Next thing, I'm waiting to try and get any update

469
00:21:51,960 --> 00:21:56,119
Speaker 1: and what's happening with mum. They've then got her into

470
00:21:56,160 --> 00:21:59,200
Speaker 1: the ambulance. She's on her way to hospital. I'm thinking, fuck,

471
00:21:59,240 --> 00:22:02,920
Speaker 1: I'm gonna and again this point, everyone's kind of saying

472
00:22:03,000 --> 00:22:07,239
Speaker 1: stroke yeah, because she's not talking. She's still breathing, but

473
00:22:07,280 --> 00:22:11,159
Speaker 1: she's can barely get any words out. So then I

474
00:22:11,240 --> 00:22:14,280
Speaker 1: jump in the car, I drive back to Sydney. I

475
00:22:14,359 --> 00:22:18,639
Speaker 1: get to the emergency room at Saint Vincent at about

476
00:22:18,760 --> 00:22:22,920
Speaker 1: twelve thirty. Yeah, and you know, Mum's got all kind

477
00:22:22,920 --> 00:22:25,479
Speaker 1: of things hooked up to Her blood pressure was about seventy,

478
00:22:25,520 --> 00:22:28,399
Speaker 1: her body temp was almost like thirty three thirty four.

479
00:22:28,440 --> 00:22:28,640
Speaker 3: Oh.

480
00:22:29,960 --> 00:22:32,440
Speaker 1: If anyone who doesn't know, that's really bloody low.

481
00:22:32,560 --> 00:22:36,560
Speaker 2: Yeah, hypothemia, yes, even though it's like two degrees low

482
00:22:36,640 --> 00:22:39,880
Speaker 2: where it should be. It makes a massive difference totally.

483
00:22:39,920 --> 00:22:42,800
Speaker 1: The doctors, that the nurses, they are all working trying

484
00:22:42,800 --> 00:22:45,400
Speaker 1: to find out what this problem is. She's at this point.

485
00:22:45,400 --> 00:22:47,040
Speaker 1: The good thing was they ruled out the stroke. She

486
00:22:47,200 --> 00:22:49,879
Speaker 1: had an MRI scan of oh god, I don't know

487
00:22:49,920 --> 00:22:54,280
Speaker 1: what the proper stroke scan. Yeah, they came back clear.

488
00:22:54,359 --> 00:22:59,560
Speaker 1: They have a specialist who works only with stroke patients.

489
00:22:59,560 --> 00:23:01,640
Speaker 1: And she then spoken to my sister and said, hey,

490
00:23:01,680 --> 00:23:03,800
Speaker 1: we've looked at the test results. It's not a stroke,

491
00:23:03,880 --> 00:23:06,080
Speaker 1: which is a great result, but we don't know what

492
00:23:06,119 --> 00:23:09,720
Speaker 1: it is. And then also, I don't know if anyone's

493
00:23:09,760 --> 00:23:12,119
Speaker 1: been to Saint Vincent's Hospital. It's near the city in

494
00:23:12,160 --> 00:23:16,640
Speaker 1: Sydney on a Saturday night. But the nurse was like, hey, mate,

495
00:23:16,680 --> 00:23:18,720
Speaker 1: you're coming for a good day. This is gonna be

496
00:23:18,760 --> 00:23:21,840
Speaker 1: a lot of fun. And I was like, oh, oh,

497
00:23:21,880 --> 00:23:27,359
Speaker 1: there's people on nights out. Someone's been glassed. Police are there,

498
00:23:27,400 --> 00:23:30,480
Speaker 1: like it's kicking off. My mom's there like hooked up

499
00:23:30,520 --> 00:23:32,399
Speaker 1: to machines. I was like, fucking how it's one in

500
00:23:32,440 --> 00:23:32,840
Speaker 1: the morning.

501
00:23:32,880 --> 00:23:36,080
Speaker 2: Now, that's the same place Dad went when he had

502
00:23:36,080 --> 00:23:39,280
Speaker 2: the triple bypass last year. So he went because he

503
00:23:39,359 --> 00:23:42,359
Speaker 2: wasn't feeling well. He's like bad enough. My sister's like,

504
00:23:42,400 --> 00:23:45,040
Speaker 2: I'm taking you to the emergency room. And that's the hospital,

505
00:23:45,080 --> 00:23:48,600
Speaker 2: that's the local. And it was a Saturday night on

506
00:23:48,720 --> 00:23:51,600
Speaker 2: Friday night. And Dad was like, oh.

507
00:23:51,440 --> 00:23:57,240
Speaker 1: My god, it's like carnage. Oh, carnage. It's yeah. The

508
00:23:57,320 --> 00:24:00,080
Speaker 1: nurse was like like thumbs up, good day for it.

509
00:24:00,200 --> 00:24:01,560
Speaker 1: And I was like, what the fuck you mean?

510
00:24:01,840 --> 00:24:03,720
Speaker 2: You just must get some entertainment.

511
00:24:03,720 --> 00:24:06,080
Speaker 1: Because it's for the nervouses with the medical stuff. It's

512
00:24:06,080 --> 00:24:08,000
Speaker 1: just another down in the office. Yeah, for sure, but

513
00:24:08,040 --> 00:24:11,040
Speaker 1: for you it's like fucking You're not used to all

514
00:24:11,040 --> 00:24:13,200
Speaker 1: that sort of not at all, especially someone being glassed.

515
00:24:13,560 --> 00:24:16,400
Speaker 1: But then also, I've got in the hospital. I'm looking

516
00:24:16,440 --> 00:24:19,040
Speaker 1: at Mom and I'm like holding at hand, and you know,

517
00:24:19,160 --> 00:24:21,800
Speaker 1: she can barely open her eyes, hasn't said a word,

518
00:24:22,520 --> 00:24:26,120
Speaker 1: but then she looks over, she looks at me, and

519
00:24:26,160 --> 00:24:29,439
Speaker 1: I'm like, it's okay, Mom, I love you, And she

520
00:24:30,800 --> 00:24:32,800
Speaker 1: opens her eyes and she clocks at it to me,

521
00:24:33,480 --> 00:24:36,080
Speaker 1: and then she opens her mouth and she goes, I

522
00:24:36,119 --> 00:24:37,200
Speaker 1: think the cat got out.

523
00:24:42,880 --> 00:24:45,720
Speaker 2: Oh shit, fuck, you really got me with that one.

524
00:24:45,880 --> 00:24:47,920
Speaker 2: Oh my god. Wow.

525
00:24:48,840 --> 00:24:51,359
Speaker 1: And I'm like, don't worry about the cat, and she's like,

526
00:24:51,960 --> 00:24:54,400
Speaker 1: I don't. I don't know if the door was shut

527
00:24:54,440 --> 00:24:58,800
Speaker 1: behind me, And I'm like totally fine, Like raspberry not important.

528
00:24:58,840 --> 00:25:00,720
Speaker 1: Then she like closes her eyes and goes back to sleep,

529
00:25:00,760 --> 00:25:02,640
Speaker 1: and I'm like such a mom.

530
00:25:02,960 --> 00:25:06,000
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, caring about everything else other than the fact

531
00:25:06,040 --> 00:25:07,640
Speaker 2: that she's like really ill.

532
00:25:08,160 --> 00:25:10,160
Speaker 1: The washing machine has a load that needs to go out.

533
00:25:12,280 --> 00:25:13,520
Speaker 2: Did you take the play out of the other?

534
00:25:14,040 --> 00:25:18,720
Speaker 1: Yeah? And the good thing was as every kind of

535
00:25:18,880 --> 00:25:22,120
Speaker 1: minute passed, she became more stable. Blood pressure was good, high,

536
00:25:22,160 --> 00:25:23,679
Speaker 1: right was okay. But then they were just trying to

537
00:25:23,680 --> 00:25:28,600
Speaker 1: figure out what had caused this thing. So we left

538
00:25:28,720 --> 00:25:31,880
Speaker 1: at about three point thirty in the morning. We're back.

539
00:25:31,920 --> 00:25:33,919
Speaker 1: She was still in the r than the Sunday morning,

540
00:25:34,160 --> 00:25:37,880
Speaker 1: but then after heaps of tests, was then admitted to hospital.

541
00:25:38,520 --> 00:25:39,320
Speaker 2: So you're no longer.

542
00:25:39,200 --> 00:25:41,840
Speaker 1: An er, but you're still in the hospital, still doing

543
00:25:41,880 --> 00:25:44,639
Speaker 1: heaps of tests. My sister and I were kind of

544
00:25:44,640 --> 00:25:46,919
Speaker 1: tag teaming because they have a doctor in the morning,

545
00:25:46,920 --> 00:25:49,879
Speaker 1: a doctor at lunchtime, and then you know, trying to

546
00:25:49,920 --> 00:25:53,160
Speaker 1: explain to mom what tests they're doing, and there's like, yeah,

547
00:25:53,200 --> 00:25:55,480
Speaker 1: long list, and then if we would miss that, we'd

548
00:25:55,600 --> 00:25:58,040
Speaker 1: kind of ask Mom, who's still not with it one

549
00:25:58,080 --> 00:26:00,679
Speaker 1: hundred percent with what are they testing for? And she's like, oh,

550
00:26:00,720 --> 00:26:05,160
Speaker 1: I don't know this raspberry okame like fuck forget about her.

551
00:26:06,400 --> 00:26:11,520
Speaker 1: But in the end, it was some kind of viral

552
00:26:11,600 --> 00:26:16,960
Speaker 1: infection imagine I forget the name. It's like gashtro on steroids.

553
00:26:17,960 --> 00:26:21,720
Speaker 1: And they said sometimes when it's really severe cases, it

554
00:26:21,720 --> 00:26:25,160
Speaker 1: comes on very acutely, which means fast in medical term.

555
00:26:26,200 --> 00:26:27,879
Speaker 2: Wow are you a doctor?

556
00:26:27,920 --> 00:26:28,080
Speaker 3: Now?

557
00:26:28,960 --> 00:26:32,400
Speaker 1: I think I'm a doctor. That's a final test and yeah,

558
00:26:32,520 --> 00:26:34,879
Speaker 1: just it just hit really hard. So Mum was saying

559
00:26:34,920 --> 00:26:37,560
Speaker 1: that she had dinner ready. She was actually about to

560
00:26:37,560 --> 00:26:39,679
Speaker 1: pour herself a drink. She was like, oh, I've got

561
00:26:39,720 --> 00:26:42,520
Speaker 1: to saw a tummy and then she's like that's weird.

562
00:26:42,520 --> 00:26:44,240
Speaker 1: She's like, I'm just going to go to the loo quickly,

563
00:26:44,920 --> 00:26:48,000
Speaker 1: and she's like really, like it's signed to hurt. So

564
00:26:48,040 --> 00:26:50,639
Speaker 1: she had a lay down in bed for a split

565
00:26:50,680 --> 00:26:53,240
Speaker 1: second and next thing she was like, I can't even

566
00:26:53,280 --> 00:26:56,400
Speaker 1: get up, like wow. She had to muster the strength

567
00:26:56,440 --> 00:27:00,399
Speaker 1: to get her phone and managed to just call my sister.

568
00:27:00,680 --> 00:27:04,080
Speaker 1: And like, the really scary thing is if she hadn't

569
00:27:04,119 --> 00:27:07,240
Speaker 1: been able to call my sister when your blood pressure

570
00:27:07,280 --> 00:27:10,399
Speaker 1: is that low. Yeah, I this sounds really obvious, but

571
00:27:10,480 --> 00:27:12,200
Speaker 1: blood pressure is like a hose, you know, It's like

572
00:27:12,240 --> 00:27:14,520
Speaker 1: the amount of pressure that goes through So when it

573
00:27:14,600 --> 00:27:16,879
Speaker 1: drops really low, the amount of blood going through your

574
00:27:16,880 --> 00:27:19,600
Speaker 1: system is super low. Your body then goes into shock.

575
00:27:19,640 --> 00:27:22,320
Speaker 1: Your organs shut down. We want you to come back

576
00:27:22,400 --> 00:27:27,880
Speaker 1: until the next night. So it's yeah, really really really scary.

577
00:27:28,920 --> 00:27:30,760
Speaker 1: But we're like, don't I think about it. We're now

578
00:27:30,800 --> 00:27:34,760
Speaker 1: where we've purchased mum a watch that has a button

579
00:27:35,240 --> 00:27:38,040
Speaker 1: that you can press and it calls a number of people.

580
00:27:38,119 --> 00:27:41,080
Speaker 1: If those people don't pick up, it automatically calls triple zero.

581
00:27:41,240 --> 00:27:43,480
Speaker 1: That's clever, and then comes straight to the address that

582
00:27:43,520 --> 00:27:44,280
Speaker 1: you've designated.

583
00:27:44,600 --> 00:27:47,200
Speaker 2: Fuck, that's pretty I don't want to say cool.

584
00:27:47,200 --> 00:27:50,720
Speaker 1: But that's the technology. They used to have, like big buttons,

585
00:27:50,720 --> 00:27:52,600
Speaker 1: and now it's just like a little watch that you wear.

586
00:27:52,960 --> 00:27:55,480
Speaker 2: I might get my nan one, mate, I know where'd

587
00:27:55,480 --> 00:27:55,840
Speaker 2: you get it?

588
00:27:56,760 --> 00:27:58,360
Speaker 1: I'll send you link? Yeah, I send to the link.

589
00:27:58,440 --> 00:28:01,280
Speaker 2: So how's Ellie? As of right, she's still.

590
00:28:01,080 --> 00:28:03,480
Speaker 1: I mean, she's still recovering from the shoulder surgery. She's

591
00:28:03,520 --> 00:28:08,720
Speaker 1: still weak, but she's doing a lot better. Oh good,

592
00:28:08,840 --> 00:28:10,600
Speaker 1: a lot better. And the annoly thing was, dude, I

593
00:28:10,600 --> 00:28:13,679
Speaker 1: think I told you when I left for Aladulla on

594
00:28:13,720 --> 00:28:16,399
Speaker 1: that Friday morning, Laura was already down there. I was

595
00:28:16,440 --> 00:28:18,200
Speaker 1: heading down with the kids and I was racing out

596
00:28:18,200 --> 00:28:20,480
Speaker 1: the door and you know, trying to beat the traffic,

597
00:28:20,600 --> 00:28:23,840
Speaker 1: and my mom tried to tell me a story as

598
00:28:23,840 --> 00:28:25,080
Speaker 1: I was like at the door and I'm my mom,

599
00:28:25,080 --> 00:28:27,920
Speaker 1: not now, like fuck, you know, I'll call you later.

600
00:28:28,000 --> 00:28:30,720
Speaker 1: And then that whole time, I was thinking, obviously, you

601
00:28:30,760 --> 00:28:32,600
Speaker 1: can't live your life thing, that every conversation is going

602
00:28:32,680 --> 00:28:34,520
Speaker 1: to be a last with someone. But at the same

603
00:28:34,560 --> 00:28:38,880
Speaker 1: time as driving back, like, I hate that that last

604
00:28:38,880 --> 00:28:41,080
Speaker 1: moment I had with Mum was me being frustrated and

605
00:28:41,320 --> 00:28:43,960
Speaker 1: racing out the door and not giving her the time

606
00:28:44,440 --> 00:28:45,600
Speaker 1: that I would normally give her.

607
00:28:45,640 --> 00:28:47,920
Speaker 2: And yeah, like, you just don't know what could have

608
00:28:47,960 --> 00:28:49,880
Speaker 2: been it. So if that was the last interaction you

609
00:28:49,920 --> 00:28:51,200
Speaker 2: had with you, as much as you don't want to

610
00:28:51,200 --> 00:28:52,720
Speaker 2: think about that, it's.

611
00:28:52,560 --> 00:28:56,120
Speaker 1: Like kills me, kills me, So it's a it was

612
00:28:56,400 --> 00:28:59,560
Speaker 1: a pretty big wake up call.

613
00:29:00,120 --> 00:29:02,160
Speaker 2: I'm so sorry I had to go through that. Every

614
00:29:02,200 --> 00:29:07,640
Speaker 2: time I leave something happening. Time you leave this, just

615
00:29:07,640 --> 00:29:10,200
Speaker 2: as the listeners call your mum, call you death. Right now,

616
00:29:10,240 --> 00:29:11,600
Speaker 2: give him a call and say I'm going to call

617
00:29:11,600 --> 00:29:14,920
Speaker 2: my mom on the way to the next thing, because yeah,

618
00:29:14,920 --> 00:29:17,520
Speaker 2: you're right. You just don't know what the last words

619
00:29:17,760 --> 00:29:19,600
Speaker 2: have ever told you? The last words my grandfather said

620
00:29:19,600 --> 00:29:21,600
Speaker 2: to me, for he told what did he say? Get

621
00:29:21,640 --> 00:29:24,240
Speaker 2: his a schooner? And then I never saw him again?

622
00:29:24,600 --> 00:29:26,440
Speaker 2: And you went to go no, because we were going

623
00:29:26,520 --> 00:29:28,320
Speaker 2: for lunch. He was in hospital and he was eighty eight.

624
00:29:28,400 --> 00:29:29,880
Speaker 1: He didn't even get you didn't get the schooner.

625
00:29:30,280 --> 00:29:32,160
Speaker 2: I can't take a schooner into the hospital. It was

626
00:29:32,160 --> 00:29:34,320
Speaker 2: the middle of COVID too. So we went down to

627
00:29:34,360 --> 00:29:36,120
Speaker 2: have lunch at the like the pub next door to

628
00:29:36,120 --> 00:29:38,520
Speaker 2: the hospital out of Westmead and I was like, oh,

629
00:29:38,560 --> 00:29:40,200
Speaker 2: I'm going to go down, and he was sort of

630
00:29:40,400 --> 00:29:42,640
Speaker 2: with it at that time. He come on and going

631
00:29:42,680 --> 00:29:46,760
Speaker 2: and he was like, come here, okay, get us the sconer,

632
00:29:46,760 --> 00:29:49,840
Speaker 2: would you. I was like absolutely, and I left and

633
00:29:49,880 --> 00:29:50,920
Speaker 2: then I never saw him again.

634
00:29:51,360 --> 00:29:52,280
Speaker 1: It's crazy, isn't it.

635
00:29:52,360 --> 00:29:54,040
Speaker 2: Yeah, he did drink thirty schooners a day.

636
00:29:56,480 --> 00:29:58,520
Speaker 1: I like that you just said, yes, you didn't argue.

637
00:29:58,600 --> 00:30:00,600
Speaker 2: I'm never gonna argue with him, no way, my favorite

638
00:30:00,640 --> 00:30:04,160
Speaker 2: person in the world. And uh yeah, but you just

639
00:30:04,240 --> 00:30:06,800
Speaker 2: don't know when the last what the last conversation. So

640
00:30:06,840 --> 00:30:08,600
Speaker 2: call your mom, call your parents, call your sister, call

641
00:30:08,600 --> 00:30:09,160
Speaker 2: your loved ones.

642
00:30:09,160 --> 00:30:11,880
Speaker 1: And but as I said, your fault, you went away

643
00:30:12,200 --> 00:30:13,160
Speaker 1: and BALLEI.

644
00:30:13,600 --> 00:30:16,760
Speaker 2: Yes, well I know, I know, And I was like

645
00:30:17,320 --> 00:30:19,240
Speaker 2: at first when you told me, I was like, oh shit.

646
00:30:19,320 --> 00:30:23,080
Speaker 2: And then I didn't realize how serious it was until

647
00:30:23,080 --> 00:30:27,080
Speaker 2: we had a conversation the next day, and I was like, fuck, anyway,

648
00:30:27,880 --> 00:30:29,360
Speaker 2: I'm sorry you had to go through that without me,

649
00:30:29,440 --> 00:30:30,720
Speaker 2: Thank you, and I'm glad.

650
00:30:31,040 --> 00:30:33,400
Speaker 1: Actually, can I say very kind of you to message

651
00:30:33,440 --> 00:30:36,040
Speaker 1: mom to see if she was okay. After the fact,

652
00:30:36,080 --> 00:30:38,920
Speaker 1: she she came to me and said, oh, she's been

653
00:30:38,960 --> 00:30:40,160
Speaker 1: messaging me, And I said, I.

654
00:30:42,040 --> 00:30:46,840
Speaker 2: Message her every day. I said to me, photos, she

655
00:30:46,920 --> 00:30:49,360
Speaker 2: wasn't meant to tell you that we are out of

656
00:30:49,400 --> 00:30:50,720
Speaker 2: housekeeping that man, are we?

657
00:30:51,080 --> 00:30:51,680
Speaker 1: Are you sure?

658
00:30:52,560 --> 00:30:56,120
Speaker 2: Is this? As the cleaners would say, it's a clean sweep,

659
00:30:57,120 --> 00:31:02,640
Speaker 2: But I never said that. Anyway, I'm back, I'm back

660
00:31:02,640 --> 00:31:05,880
Speaker 2: in the country. I'm here. I'm with us in one piece.

661
00:31:06,200 --> 00:31:09,280
Speaker 1: Can I just for a second, just for a second,

662
00:31:10,360 --> 00:31:13,200
Speaker 1: tell people what you said in the group chat with

663
00:31:13,240 --> 00:31:15,880
Speaker 1: myself and Jess And yeah, let's just keep in mind,

664
00:31:15,880 --> 00:31:18,120
Speaker 1: you've had a week in Bali on an island, a

665
00:31:18,160 --> 00:31:23,320
Speaker 1: tropical island with no kids, enjoying cocktails every afternoon, and

666
00:31:23,320 --> 00:31:25,960
Speaker 1: then you come back and you're like, guys, I've had

667
00:31:25,960 --> 00:31:30,760
Speaker 1: the cold sweats, the shippers. I wouldn't wish this upon anybody. Yeah,

668
00:31:31,200 --> 00:31:35,120
Speaker 1: doing some sympathy. I never expected Jesse holding down.

669
00:31:35,160 --> 00:31:38,320
Speaker 2: The reason I said it is because I was moving house,

670
00:31:38,360 --> 00:31:40,960
Speaker 2: which we'll get to next week. We're talking about a.

671
00:31:40,880 --> 00:31:43,400
Speaker 1: Moved house with a little rumble in your tummy.

672
00:31:43,200 --> 00:31:49,760
Speaker 2: A little parasite in my eaten im witherd way, I'm

673
00:31:49,800 --> 00:31:51,320
Speaker 2: okay now kind of. I still can't eat.

674
00:31:51,360 --> 00:31:53,760
Speaker 1: I'm a medical expert, and there is no parasite inside.

675
00:31:53,800 --> 00:31:58,800
Speaker 2: It's in a cute parasite. Very good. Anyway, before that happened,

676
00:31:58,800 --> 00:32:01,240
Speaker 2: we did go to Bali. Think everyone deserves a break.

677
00:32:01,840 --> 00:32:05,200
Speaker 1: Weren't you just in La that was for Work't you've

678
00:32:05,200 --> 00:32:06,800
Speaker 1: been how many time you've been to Bali this year?

679
00:32:06,960 --> 00:32:09,440
Speaker 2: That's the first time. No, I haven't been away with

680
00:32:09,480 --> 00:32:15,200
Speaker 2: my wife all year. Okay, m backtrack there, buddy, back

681
00:32:15,240 --> 00:32:15,840
Speaker 2: track a little bit.

682
00:32:15,960 --> 00:32:16,959
Speaker 1: Would check the history.

683
00:32:17,040 --> 00:32:21,240
Speaker 2: You can check with your annual leave history here. I

684
00:32:21,560 --> 00:32:24,600
Speaker 2: finished off the block of shooting for this TV show

685
00:32:24,960 --> 00:32:29,960
Speaker 2: mid April at the airport and we went and can

686
00:32:30,000 --> 00:32:30,560
Speaker 2: I talk?

687
00:32:30,600 --> 00:32:32,360
Speaker 1: Can we get an a Can we get one episode

688
00:32:32,360 --> 00:32:34,720
Speaker 1: of the podcast without you talking about the TV show?

689
00:32:35,240 --> 00:32:38,760
Speaker 2: Okay, take it out, just leave it in, please, I

690
00:32:38,840 --> 00:32:42,320
Speaker 2: need this. And April and I got to spend a

691
00:32:42,400 --> 00:32:45,800
Speaker 2: much deserved week in Bali without the kids. First trip

692
00:32:45,840 --> 00:32:47,560
Speaker 2: away for April without the kids.

693
00:32:48,040 --> 00:32:49,720
Speaker 1: She find that well.

694
00:32:49,920 --> 00:32:53,920
Speaker 2: And I posed the question to how how how soon

695
00:32:54,040 --> 00:32:57,160
Speaker 2: is too soon to start looking at photos on your phone?

696
00:32:57,320 --> 00:32:59,560
Speaker 1: I think like the flight out there, literally.

697
00:32:59,200 --> 00:33:05,880
Speaker 2: We hadn't even taken and was like, lord, but before

698
00:33:05,920 --> 00:33:09,120
Speaker 2: we got to that point, something really interesting happened. And

699
00:33:09,320 --> 00:33:12,840
Speaker 2: we had mainly just checking baggage because it's hot weather.

700
00:33:12,840 --> 00:33:14,200
Speaker 2: You don't he jumpers over there, and I had a

701
00:33:14,200 --> 00:33:18,440
Speaker 2: board bag. Still bring one jumper just in case, Yeah, yeah, yeah,

702
00:33:18,480 --> 00:33:18,920
Speaker 2: just in case.

703
00:33:22,320 --> 00:33:24,120
Speaker 1: Said I don't want to ruin anyone's trip to Barley

704
00:33:24,120 --> 00:33:25,160
Speaker 1: by them not bringing a jumper.

705
00:33:25,160 --> 00:33:28,360
Speaker 2: You're welcome you take one, just in case. The aircon

706
00:33:28,520 --> 00:33:32,239
Speaker 2: be cold. We're going through security and my bag's come

707
00:33:32,320 --> 00:33:35,040
Speaker 2: through fine, and then April's bag gets pulled up. And

708
00:33:35,080 --> 00:33:37,320
Speaker 2: I don't know if you no, no, this is in Sydney,

709
00:33:37,360 --> 00:33:40,240
Speaker 2: which is fine and not just fine on the other end.

710
00:33:42,240 --> 00:33:43,960
Speaker 2: And I don't know if you've been to the International

711
00:33:44,000 --> 00:33:48,080
Speaker 2: air lately. They've changed the config it's really thrown everybody out,

712
00:33:48,400 --> 00:33:51,320
Speaker 2: really throwing the smugglers out. So you used to go

713
00:33:51,400 --> 00:33:54,480
Speaker 2: in and it was security, I mean it was immigration

714
00:33:54,920 --> 00:33:58,680
Speaker 2: then security. Now it's security immigration, but it's all redone.

715
00:33:58,720 --> 00:34:02,200
Speaker 2: It's not it's actually much better. I will say, there's

716
00:34:02,240 --> 00:34:03,840
Speaker 2: nothing you know that line that I would know.

717
00:34:03,840 --> 00:34:05,680
Speaker 1: I haven't flown International for such a long went.

718
00:34:05,600 --> 00:34:08,760
Speaker 2: To this year, bro, Remember you missed your for you canceled.

719
00:34:08,800 --> 00:34:11,520
Speaker 2: I don't know whatever. Anyway, this is my story anyway.

720
00:34:11,560 --> 00:34:15,719
Speaker 2: So we're in, we go through the security, my bag's

721
00:34:15,760 --> 00:34:18,640
Speaker 2: come through fine, and then April's bag gets pulled up

722
00:34:18,640 --> 00:34:20,520
Speaker 2: and it goes over to that big metal table. You know,

723
00:34:20,520 --> 00:34:23,120
Speaker 2: they've got to big it's like a sterile surgical table.

724
00:34:23,120 --> 00:34:25,120
Speaker 2: For some reason, they've got gloves on, like you've got

725
00:34:25,120 --> 00:34:26,879
Speaker 2: a dead body in your bag or something like that.

726
00:34:26,920 --> 00:34:32,560
Speaker 2: Too soon, bro, with who she's alive though for how

727
00:34:32,600 --> 00:34:39,040
Speaker 2: long we don't know anyway, So they're going through their rummish.

728
00:34:39,280 --> 00:34:42,480
Speaker 2: Let me get through it. There rummaging through April's bag.

729
00:34:42,920 --> 00:34:47,400
Speaker 2: It's going like this, and you guys have been April's

730
00:34:47,440 --> 00:34:52,959
Speaker 2: been a little nervous. I'm like, what have you done?

731
00:34:53,760 --> 00:34:57,080
Speaker 2: And she leans on and she's like, I think it's

732
00:34:57,120 --> 00:35:02,040
Speaker 2: my vibrain the pair, Thanks Amy Gerard.

733
00:35:02,920 --> 00:35:04,440
Speaker 1: Why did you carry on?

734
00:35:04,680 --> 00:35:08,359
Speaker 2: We didn't have check in other than my surfboard. What

735
00:35:08,360 --> 00:35:12,120
Speaker 2: what I know? Anyway, put in this surfboard bag. She

736
00:35:12,200 --> 00:35:13,879
Speaker 2: didn't want to. I was like, you need to tell

737
00:35:13,920 --> 00:35:16,360
Speaker 2: her so that she can find it. We can go

738
00:35:16,400 --> 00:35:18,719
Speaker 2: on our merry way, and she's like no, so she

739
00:35:18,880 --> 00:35:22,160
Speaker 2: was reluctant to tell. So her whole bag sprawled out

740
00:35:22,320 --> 00:35:24,040
Speaker 2: over the thing, and the lady looks up and she

741
00:35:24,040 --> 00:35:26,799
Speaker 2: goes just trying to find something that keeps popping up.

742
00:35:26,840 --> 00:35:30,000
Speaker 2: It's like a circular thing like that, the pair, because

743
00:35:30,000 --> 00:35:33,440
Speaker 2: it's a particular sex toy. The kids in the car, sorry,

744
00:35:33,440 --> 00:35:36,640
Speaker 2: but they'll learn one day. It's a pair, looks like

745
00:35:36,680 --> 00:35:39,160
Speaker 2: a pair, and goes, oh yeah, And there's like an

746
00:35:39,200 --> 00:35:41,560
Speaker 2: old guy there as well, and it was like, looks

747
00:35:41,560 --> 00:35:44,279
Speaker 2: away from him a little bit. It's like it's a vibrator.

748
00:35:44,480 --> 00:35:50,200
Speaker 2: And the lady was like, oh, okay.

749
00:35:47,080 --> 00:35:47,160
Speaker 4: No.

750
00:35:49,160 --> 00:35:52,520
Speaker 2: Problems anyway. This she pulls this bag out. It's like

751
00:35:52,560 --> 00:35:55,120
Speaker 2: a like a bag. It's stays in like a tie

752
00:35:55,200 --> 00:35:57,520
Speaker 2: up little bag thing that comes in lovely, so it's

753
00:35:57,520 --> 00:36:02,120
Speaker 2: not so virtually. Yeah, so she opens that. She opens

754
00:36:02,200 --> 00:36:05,280
Speaker 2: that up and plops the vibrator on the metal desk,

755
00:36:05,760 --> 00:36:10,120
Speaker 2: hacks up the bag, it goes back through security and

756
00:36:10,200 --> 00:36:14,840
Speaker 2: on the metal table. It's just aprils vibrate.

757
00:36:16,480 --> 00:36:20,920
Speaker 5: At six am in the morning, standing there next to

758
00:36:21,040 --> 00:36:28,080
Speaker 5: a blank table, metal surgical table with a pink sex toy.

759
00:36:28,239 --> 00:36:34,840
Speaker 2: Like and they're like yeah, And I'm like, I just kept.

760
00:36:34,600 --> 00:36:37,360
Speaker 1: Gone, but did you get to keep the vibrate?

761
00:36:38,560 --> 00:36:43,160
Speaker 2: And I worried that, like maybe she just said that cockpit.

762
00:36:44,360 --> 00:36:44,720
Speaker 1: Twice.

763
00:36:46,320 --> 00:36:48,520
Speaker 2: Anyway, so we got to keep the vibrator, which is great,

764
00:36:48,520 --> 00:36:50,719
Speaker 2: but it was a ver It is so funny.

765
00:36:51,040 --> 00:36:53,720
Speaker 1: I feel like my pilot Drake needed more more laughter.

766
00:36:56,360 --> 00:36:58,719
Speaker 2: I'm not going to get it to you. Try it

767
00:36:58,760 --> 00:37:01,799
Speaker 2: again soon. Hanging That was was good? Was it? What

768
00:37:01,840 --> 00:37:02,239
Speaker 2: did you say?

769
00:37:02,920 --> 00:37:04,759
Speaker 1: Fucking go again?

770
00:37:05,560 --> 00:37:07,879
Speaker 2: I'll give you on yeah, I give you this one.

771
00:37:07,960 --> 00:37:13,640
Speaker 2: Let me anyway, moving on, and then the sex capades continue.

772
00:37:13,640 --> 00:37:15,919
Speaker 1: I can only imagine the laughter right now echoing through

773
00:37:16,800 --> 00:37:19,640
Speaker 1: the houses and cars of the listeners zill around the country.

774
00:37:20,080 --> 00:37:20,520
Speaker 2: Whatssaid?

775
00:37:21,200 --> 00:37:22,520
Speaker 4: Uh?

776
00:37:22,560 --> 00:37:26,879
Speaker 2: The sexual escapades continued, Matthew, we did. We have had

777
00:37:26,920 --> 00:37:29,040
Speaker 2: conversations prior to be going on this trip about my

778
00:37:29,160 --> 00:37:35,479
Speaker 2: current well, like love my current thing?

779
00:37:35,600 --> 00:37:36,480
Speaker 1: You like lingerie?

780
00:37:36,600 --> 00:37:39,440
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm loving it. I'm loving it. And I was like,

781
00:37:39,480 --> 00:37:40,920
Speaker 2: we're going on a trip, no kids.

782
00:37:42,120 --> 00:37:45,120
Speaker 1: Yeah. Every time I spoke to you, like tracking the delivery,

783
00:37:45,120 --> 00:37:47,359
Speaker 1: like I still has to ripe yet, this is taking

784
00:37:47,400 --> 00:37:47,799
Speaker 1: so long.

785
00:37:47,880 --> 00:37:50,759
Speaker 2: This is the thing. I ordered some for her. It

786
00:37:50,800 --> 00:37:52,800
Speaker 2: was like in a nice little gift box, the whole

787
00:37:52,840 --> 00:37:55,600
Speaker 2: fucking deal for this trip. Jess, stop laughing at me.

788
00:37:56,320 --> 00:37:59,239
Speaker 2: And I was like, this is great, this is going

789
00:37:59,280 --> 00:37:59,440
Speaker 2: to be.

790
00:37:59,440 --> 00:38:02,080
Speaker 1: Perfect and were glad to be talking about this, yes, And.

791
00:38:02,040 --> 00:38:03,960
Speaker 2: Then we got a notification. I got a notification. It

792
00:38:04,040 --> 00:38:06,560
Speaker 2: was like from the UK, It's not going to be

793
00:38:06,640 --> 00:38:08,960
Speaker 2: here until after I've gone. I'm like, that's not good.

794
00:38:09,400 --> 00:38:14,240
Speaker 2: So I jumped on to another website ordered some more stuff. Jesus,

795
00:38:14,280 --> 00:38:18,520
Speaker 2: I know, right, and I was like sweet express delivery

796
00:38:18,680 --> 00:38:24,080
Speaker 2: and you're picking it. Yeah, broh, yeah it's yeah, it's

797
00:38:24,080 --> 00:38:26,360
Speaker 2: for me, but she likes to No, I love that. Okay,

798
00:38:27,040 --> 00:38:30,120
Speaker 2: sorry checking just checking where your hands are. Then what happened?

799
00:38:31,920 --> 00:38:34,600
Speaker 2: And then a couple of days gone past and I

800
00:38:34,640 --> 00:38:38,120
Speaker 2: got a similar notification it's going to arrive after the fact.

801
00:38:39,800 --> 00:38:42,120
Speaker 2: Oh so this. At this point, I'm like five hundred

802
00:38:42,120 --> 00:38:45,760
Speaker 2: bucks up and my elbow and lingerie without a scarep

803
00:38:45,960 --> 00:38:46,520
Speaker 2: show for it.

804
00:38:46,680 --> 00:38:51,680
Speaker 1: Children, have an evening, You've got a creative.

805
00:38:53,320 --> 00:38:54,920
Speaker 2: I'm like the body SIT's coming.

806
00:38:56,560 --> 00:38:56,960
Speaker 1: Anyway.

807
00:38:56,960 --> 00:38:59,040
Speaker 2: Then I was like, funk, what am I going to do?

808
00:38:59,360 --> 00:39:01,319
Speaker 2: And I had one day before I had to go

809
00:39:01,360 --> 00:39:03,840
Speaker 2: to Melbourne and then go go to Barley, and I

810
00:39:03,880 --> 00:39:07,600
Speaker 2: was like, fuck, So I've had I've click and collected

811
00:39:07,600 --> 00:39:11,239
Speaker 2: from another shop and I've actually gone.

812
00:39:11,040 --> 00:39:11,960
Speaker 1: Three separate orders.

813
00:39:12,000 --> 00:39:14,680
Speaker 2: Yeah you've got a problem. I actually thank you. I

814
00:39:14,719 --> 00:39:16,480
Speaker 2: went and collected that one because I wanted for I

815
00:39:16,480 --> 00:39:17,960
Speaker 2: wanted it for the trip. I want us to have

816
00:39:18,000 --> 00:39:21,359
Speaker 2: a nice, fun week, no kids, an adult trip. There

817
00:39:21,400 --> 00:39:24,520
Speaker 2: was going to be sex, Matthew, Okay, thank you. I'm

818
00:39:24,520 --> 00:39:28,200
Speaker 2: just gonna admit it. There was gonna be sex. Sex

819
00:39:28,360 --> 00:39:32,319
Speaker 2: was to be had. Hopefully at that point it didn't help.

820
00:39:32,320 --> 00:39:38,600
Speaker 2: She's on a period anyway, No, never mind, just the

821
00:39:38,640 --> 00:39:43,279
Speaker 2: story for another time. But anyway, it gets worse, it

822
00:39:43,320 --> 00:39:47,080
Speaker 2: gets worse than the period or no, we get to BALI.

823
00:39:47,719 --> 00:39:50,319
Speaker 2: I've said to April, I've got this, and she was like,

824
00:39:50,719 --> 00:39:52,839
Speaker 2: taken aback. She's like, that's lovely and it's beautiful. That's

825
00:39:52,880 --> 00:39:59,120
Speaker 2: stuff they do anyway, So we're going through the week

826
00:39:59,440 --> 00:40:01,840
Speaker 2: of the whole they having a great time. It was

827
00:40:01,840 --> 00:40:03,040
Speaker 2: a bit rain. I don't know if he's on the

828
00:40:03,040 --> 00:40:05,920
Speaker 2: news like it flooded floody. Yeah, it was on the

829
00:40:05,920 --> 00:40:09,080
Speaker 2: main We were on a different island, and I kept

830
00:40:09,080 --> 00:40:13,080
Speaker 2: getting notifications the lingerie was being delivered as I was away,

831
00:40:13,640 --> 00:40:17,160
Speaker 2: all gift boxed and lovely to the house.

832
00:40:17,280 --> 00:40:17,480
Speaker 1: Yeah.

833
00:40:17,520 --> 00:40:21,520
Speaker 2: And my parents, oh god, yep, my parents were at

834
00:40:21,520 --> 00:40:27,360
Speaker 2: my house watching my kids. Yeah. And as the days progressed,

835
00:40:28,080 --> 00:40:30,439
Speaker 2: the one of them was split up into two orders.

836
00:40:30,440 --> 00:40:31,960
Speaker 2: It must have come from a different warehouse. You And

837
00:40:32,000 --> 00:40:34,440
Speaker 2: sometimes so they've got like three or four orders of

838
00:40:34,520 --> 00:40:39,080
Speaker 2: lingerie turn up unannounced for no reason. They're like, ash

839
00:40:39,200 --> 00:40:43,600
Speaker 2: has a right anyway, I get home, it's all sat

840
00:40:43,680 --> 00:40:44,920
Speaker 2: there and Mum was just.

841
00:40:44,880 --> 00:40:46,160
Speaker 1: Like a discrete box.

842
00:40:46,680 --> 00:40:50,239
Speaker 2: It's it's it, says lounge wear and the brand of

843
00:40:50,320 --> 00:40:52,480
Speaker 2: everything all over it. And my Mom's just like, oh,

844
00:40:52,560 --> 00:40:54,440
Speaker 2: you've got some packages and I was like, oh yeah, and.

845
00:40:54,440 --> 00:40:55,200
Speaker 1: I knew they were there.

846
00:40:55,320 --> 00:40:57,480
Speaker 2: I was bracing myself because my mom's one of those

847
00:40:57,520 --> 00:40:59,279
Speaker 2: people who just tells it how it is, Like she

848
00:40:59,320 --> 00:41:00,680
Speaker 2: spent thirty minute. It's one time when I was a

849
00:41:00,719 --> 00:41:02,080
Speaker 2: kid telling me what an orgasm was.

850
00:41:02,680 --> 00:41:04,960
Speaker 1: It's like, for fox sake, she's created this monster.

851
00:41:06,120 --> 00:41:12,160
Speaker 2: Yeah essentially essentially yeah yeah. And I was like, hey, mama,

852
00:41:12,239 --> 00:41:14,279
Speaker 2: may it's good to see how the kids. Trying to

853
00:41:14,280 --> 00:41:16,759
Speaker 2: divert any conversations. She was like, so, what have you

854
00:41:16,800 --> 00:41:17,240
Speaker 2: been into?

855
00:41:19,040 --> 00:41:19,320
Speaker 3: Fuck?

856
00:41:20,560 --> 00:41:24,360
Speaker 2: And she was like, seems like a bit much turning

857
00:41:24,360 --> 00:41:28,759
Speaker 2: into a bit of a kink. I was like, what's

858
00:41:28,800 --> 00:41:31,160
Speaker 2: just like, just be careful. It's a slippery so what

859
00:41:31,239 --> 00:41:37,279
Speaker 2: I'm doing slippery slope to what kimsuits apparently, and if

860
00:41:37,280 --> 00:41:41,120
Speaker 2: that's what you're into, that is that is not my thing?

861
00:41:40,960 --> 00:41:41,920
Speaker 1: Be honest to be brought one.

862
00:41:42,560 --> 00:41:46,319
Speaker 2: Yeah anyway, So it's coming from the UK. So that's

863
00:41:46,320 --> 00:41:49,480
Speaker 2: how the that's how the Barley trip went. I would

864
00:41:49,480 --> 00:41:54,160
Speaker 2: say one other thing. April is terrified of crossing the

865
00:41:54,239 --> 00:41:55,560
Speaker 2: road in Barley.

866
00:41:55,600 --> 00:41:57,520
Speaker 1: It's scary. It's full on, so she would I.

867
00:41:57,520 --> 00:41:59,319
Speaker 2: Would have to hold her hand all the time. One time,

868
00:41:59,360 --> 00:42:02,120
Speaker 2: I I walked out in front of him. She wasn't watching,

869
00:42:02,160 --> 00:42:05,120
Speaker 2: and then she grabbed a Balinese guy's hand, thinking it

870
00:42:05,160 --> 00:42:08,200
Speaker 2: was me. I mean, the guy freaked out.

871
00:42:08,680 --> 00:42:10,600
Speaker 1: He freaked out. He'd be like, well, hellu.

872
00:42:11,480 --> 00:42:13,239
Speaker 2: It was a bit of both freak out. And I

873
00:42:13,280 --> 00:42:14,680
Speaker 2: was like, you're in the middle of the road.

874
00:42:15,040 --> 00:42:17,080
Speaker 1: How did she mistake a Balinese man for you?

875
00:42:17,360 --> 00:42:20,240
Speaker 2: She was looking at something and I've stepped out to walk,

876
00:42:20,280 --> 00:42:22,200
Speaker 2: and I went, let's go. And then the guy just

877
00:42:22,320 --> 00:42:25,279
Speaker 2: was the next man in line. That's how quickly I

878
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Speaker 2: could be replaced.

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Speaker 1: That You sometimes when it's busy, like in a shopping

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Speaker 1: center and you you got to overtake someone and the

881
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Speaker 1: kid is in front of you, and the kid thinks

882
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Speaker 1: you're the parents. They turn around, they're like, say, ma,

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Speaker 1: I'm this.

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Speaker 2: That happened to Abel. This little kid started following Avery no,

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Speaker 2: and then turned around and stopped to look at something,

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Speaker 2: and then this kid starts hugging the leg. She was like,

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Speaker 2: fucking kids this and I was like, it's not mine, obviously, no, no.

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Speaker 2: But anyway, we came back all in one piece. I

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Speaker 2: did come back and with a stomach parasite, which I

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Speaker 2: will tell you about next week during Because we are

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Speaker 2: moving house, okay.

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Speaker 1: Current you are, we're taking How about this? How about this?

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Speaker 1: This is exciting? Why don't next record? Why don't we

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Speaker 1: do it from the new house? Done in the Northern

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Speaker 1: beachesized we can do a.

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Speaker 2: Tour, a tour of the house.

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Speaker 1: Will it be ready in time by next day? Yeah?

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Speaker 2: Okay someone of that is?

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Speaker 1: Can I help it anyway? Oh?

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Speaker 2: Now you ask?

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Speaker 1: I love it. I can't wait to see the new pad.

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Speaker 2: Thank you.

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Speaker 1: Normally we would do a segment parents, but this is

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Speaker 1: a meaty episode. Housekeeping is sucked up so much time

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Speaker 1: that we're going to park that till next week and

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Speaker 1: we're just going to have a little look at some

907
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Speaker 1: of the questions Matt.

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Speaker 2: This one is from Charlie. Thank you Charlie for writing this.

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Speaker 2: How on earth do you juggle two completely different sleeping

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Speaker 2: routines of a newborn and a toddler. You're about to

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Speaker 2: go through this, so what's the plan?

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Speaker 1: Oh shit, Charlie, don't give me this type of anxiety.

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Speaker 1: Do you know what my biggest fear by having two

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Speaker 1: kids in the one room would be how hard it

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Speaker 1: would be to make them go to sleep at the

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Speaker 1: same time. Like I always thought it would be a

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Speaker 1: case one was keeping the other one up. But and

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Speaker 1: the kids are a bit older when they started sharing

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Speaker 1: a room, Like, I'm not going to put a newborn

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Speaker 1: in with Nyle and Lola. You know, she's going to

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Speaker 1: have her own little because that's because I think up

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Speaker 1: until one, fuh, that's like a little time bomb.

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Speaker 2: Like, yeah, I think like the the night I think

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Speaker 2: the nighttime routines are a little bit easier if you've got

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Speaker 2: a baby and a toddler, right, because you're all at home.

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Speaker 2: Maybe the baby can go to bed earlier. Yes, and

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Speaker 2: it's not a big deal, and like I get to

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Speaker 2: stay up and it can be a bit like that.

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Speaker 2: But you know what, like the sleep routine for a

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Speaker 2: newborn is all day, every day. And then you've got

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Speaker 2: i'd say, you've got both girls home with you and

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Speaker 2: Laura and then you guys go to the park and

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Speaker 2: it's like, okay, well this kid needs to nap.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, we nap traps, so one of us will stay home.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, And it's like if it doesn't, if the baby's

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Speaker 2: not good at napping in the pram while out, then

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Speaker 2: you're fucked because it's like you've got to come back.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, but I also kind of think, I mean, I can't.

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Speaker 1: My memory of the newborn phase is more like I

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Speaker 1: kind of think of Marley, who was really easy. I'm

941
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Speaker 1: trying to think of what it was like with Lola.

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Speaker 1: I think I've just blocked it out because it was

943
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Speaker 1: so awful. Yeah, lovey Lola. But I think you can

944
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Speaker 1: kind of if you create a certain environment for your

945
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Speaker 1: newborn to go to sleep in, and it's like, you know,

946
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Speaker 1: a quiet, tranquill place, then I think you're gonna find

947
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Speaker 1: it really hard to have them fall asleep when they're

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Speaker 1: not in that little environment that you're set up. So

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Speaker 1: I kind of think make them sleep wherever.

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Speaker 2: The best thing go on right when you're out with

951
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Speaker 2: a newborn baby is getting them to go to sleep

952
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Speaker 2: in a crowd. Yes, because the constant murmur of chatter,

953
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Speaker 2: it's like in the belly bro there it is. I

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Speaker 2: think we've answered that question. I think we Good luck, Charlie,

955
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Speaker 2: you're up.

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Speaker 1: This one is from Lim and she wants to know

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Speaker 1: how much TV is? Okay, all of it? For it

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Speaker 1: wait for a two year old.

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Speaker 2: There's not enough, all of it again to them all.

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Speaker 1: Well, she says, I feel guilty when I turn the

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Speaker 1: Wiggles on YouTube for my little one to watch. But

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Speaker 1: she absolutely loves it, don't we all? She does have

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00:46:21,040 --> 00:46:23,200
Speaker 1: tantrum sometimes when we turn it off. The mum guild

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00:46:23,200 --> 00:46:26,640
Speaker 1: sinks in when parenting feels easier with the TV on.

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Speaker 1: I only let her watch TV on the weekends and

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Speaker 1: hour each day of the weekend.

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Speaker 2: That's pretty good. I think you're doing a great job.

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Speaker 1: Lim Wow, that is that is a plus.

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Speaker 2: Go easy on yourself.

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Speaker 1: Also like an hour.

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Speaker 2: My kids will watch it for like five hours straight.

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Speaker 2: There he is, I forget I've got them. I think. Look,

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Speaker 2: I think if you've got already too.

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Speaker 1: Busy there on your phone ordering lingerie, guilty, I'm now broke.

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Speaker 2: I think she's got to I think you've got to die.

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Speaker 2: If you've already know, I wouldn't be able to tell

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Speaker 2: you how much TV my kids would watch it in

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Speaker 2: the week. You know how much time, and you restrict it.

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Speaker 2: You are fucking far and ahead of a majority of people.

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Speaker 2: And I don't think, I don't think. I don't think

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Speaker 2: they're each their own whatever works for you guys.

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Speaker 1: But it's so hard because there is no question about it.

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00:47:20,600 --> 00:47:25,440
Speaker 1: It's universal that kids absolutely go benign us for TV

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Speaker 1: for screen time. It does make it easier, there is

985
00:47:28,080 --> 00:47:30,279
Speaker 1: no question about it. And when you're exhausted, when you

986
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Speaker 1: need a little break, you put that TV on and

987
00:47:32,760 --> 00:47:34,440
Speaker 1: you just know that they're going to be locked in

988
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Speaker 1: just for a little bit, just for a little bit.

989
00:47:37,040 --> 00:47:39,000
Speaker 2: But also I would say the only thing that I

990
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Speaker 2: don't like is that just the individual screen, you know

991
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Speaker 2: what I mean.

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00:47:43,960 --> 00:47:46,239
Speaker 1: Yeah, we've actually did we stop that. We had the

993
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Speaker 1: eyepa much better and like there's actually the iPads are

994
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Speaker 1: in the little side table thing here in the living

995
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Speaker 1: room and I was cleaning it out and I put

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Speaker 1: it on the table and Lowlas saw it when she

997
00:47:57,000 --> 00:47:58,480
Speaker 1: came home from day. I forgot to put it back

998
00:47:58,480 --> 00:48:02,920
Speaker 1: and she was like, and I was like, fucking hell,

999
00:48:03,400 --> 00:48:05,319
Speaker 1: had to like try and hide it from her and

1000
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Speaker 1: she just all night up until through dinner bath time. Think,

1001
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Speaker 1: I just want the iPad.

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Speaker 2: I get it off of it too. It's crazy and

1003
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Speaker 2: like because they can't regulate it, they just ride the

1004
00:48:16,000 --> 00:48:18,479
Speaker 2: emotion they're watching. But I like it. I don't mind

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Speaker 2: like the TV for example, Bluie and I've got the

1006
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Speaker 2: kids table and chair in front, and Macy's playing playto

1007
00:48:23,840 --> 00:48:25,880
Speaker 2: and watching that all for that she can sit there

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Speaker 2: for eight hours like it's a job.

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Speaker 1: But do you know what Apparently apparently like the cocoa

1010
00:48:31,080 --> 00:48:33,439
Speaker 1: melon people, I don't know what's going on, but people

1011
00:48:33,480 --> 00:48:36,960
Speaker 1: are like, it's it's so high stimulating with the noises

1012
00:48:37,000 --> 00:48:39,960
Speaker 1: and the flashing and everything else. You can get like

1013
00:48:40,040 --> 00:48:44,000
Speaker 1: the old school ABC shows, they're like a lot more calming.

1014
00:48:44,360 --> 00:48:49,040
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, April hits the ABC at night, the ABC

1015
00:48:49,200 --> 00:48:51,839
Speaker 2: shows at night, because yeah, it is, it's way more

1016
00:48:51,960 --> 00:48:55,640
Speaker 2: like it's mellow. It's way more Yeah, for sure, because

1017
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Speaker 2: like they get they're so easy to get worked up,

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Speaker 2: aren't they.

1019
00:48:58,719 --> 00:49:04,440
Speaker 1: But the short answer was you're doing a lim carry on.

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Speaker 1: Absolutely fine. You're a great parent.

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Speaker 2: That well said, And if you.

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Speaker 1: Have any questions you can hit us up.

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Speaker 2: We're ash on social media Instagram, TikTok, the Facebook group

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Speaker 2: twotorating Dads for All three or YouTube now now.

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Speaker 1: We have YouTube full episodes as well. And if you're

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Speaker 1: watching this on YouTube, hello, thank you. And if you've

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Speaker 1: enjoyed this episode, the reviews have stopped. I'm not gonna lie.

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Speaker 2: That's because you keep asking for God.

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Speaker 1: Seven hundred and fifty seven.

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Speaker 2: Someone leave a review for Mat So next week, when

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Speaker 2: I'm sitting in front of him, he goes, We've got

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Speaker 2: a review, thank you. Yeah, so you can do that

1033
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Speaker 2: on Spotify. You can do that on Apple. A couple

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Speaker 2: of nice words would be good. If you hate it

1035
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Speaker 2: one star and leave some hate for words, I don't care.

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Speaker 2: I do right until then.

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Speaker 1: We'll see you guys next week from Ash's house.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I think.

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Speaker 1: Two Doting Dad's podcast acknowledges the traditional custodians of country

1040
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Speaker 1: throughout Australia and the connections to land, see and community.

1041
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Speaker 2: We pay our respects to their elders past and present

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Speaker 2: and extend that respect to all Aboriginal and Torrestrate Islander

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Speaker 2: peoples today