WEBVTT - FULL SHOW: Tattoo Regrets 💉 0:00:12.600 --> 0:00:19.520 Laura, come on, hi, hello everyone? 0:00:19.960 --> 0:00:21.880 What are we? We are? We are? 0:00:21.960 --> 0:00:24.079 Where Britt mentioned Laura we are? 0:00:24.760 --> 0:00:25.120 We are? 0:00:25.160 --> 0:00:28.160 But like I mean the song we are the pickup? 0:00:28.240 --> 0:00:30.160 We are the pickup. Welcome everyone? 0:00:30.760 --> 0:00:31.280 What a way to. 0:00:31.320 --> 0:00:33.159 Kicks out on Monday. Laura's like, sorry, excuse me? 0:00:33.200 --> 0:00:34.519 Does any anyone know who we are? 0:00:34.640 --> 0:00:37.840 No? I'm having an existential crisis, guys, Okay, what's happened? 0:00:37.960 --> 0:00:40.919 Not nothing? Just I think a reason for a crisis. 0:00:41.000 --> 0:00:41.320 Sorry. 0:00:41.479 --> 0:00:43.280 I think I just hit the point in my life. 0:00:43.840 --> 0:00:46.559 They call that a midlife crisis. Yeah, but midlife crisis 0:00:46.560 --> 0:00:48.640 is a different now. Like back in the day, you'd 0:00:48.640 --> 0:00:50.360 buy like a Ferrari or something. 0:00:50.400 --> 0:00:50.680 I can't. 0:00:50.720 --> 0:00:52.200 I mean, I'm not gonna buy a Ferrari, but I'm 0:00:52.240 --> 0:00:54.440 just like covering myself in house plants and cat hair. 0:00:54.480 --> 0:00:56.720 That's my midlife crisis, right? Is it that bad that 0:00:56.760 --> 0:00:59.319 you hear we are we are? And it makes you think? 0:00:59.360 --> 0:01:02.600 What am I? I have no ide? I'm so lost? 0:01:02.640 --> 0:01:03.000 Where am my? 0:01:03.080 --> 0:01:04.319 God? I am? 0:01:04.400 --> 0:01:04.679 You are? 0:01:04.720 --> 0:01:05.560 We are Australian? 0:01:05.600 --> 0:01:08.440 What I'm going to go home and buy some more 0:01:08.480 --> 0:01:10.480 house plans and that will make me feel better of 0:01:10.600 --> 0:01:12.760 what am I? Great? 0:01:13.200 --> 0:01:18.039 I would love to do a proper like genealogy, ancestry 0:01:18.040 --> 0:01:19.080 and test. 0:01:19.160 --> 0:01:20.600 Why don't we all do that because I reckon I've 0:01:20.640 --> 0:01:24.400 got some like splatters of different European in me. 0:01:24.440 --> 0:01:26.039 I don't know, but it'd be cool to actually do it. 0:01:26.200 --> 0:01:28.200 I won't for my dog. I haven't done one for 0:01:28.240 --> 0:01:30.080 myself yet, but I don't think my dog. 0:01:30.040 --> 0:01:33.399 Really yeah, wow, and where is he from? 0:01:33.480 --> 0:01:35.920 It was actually really telling Germany. 0:01:36.440 --> 0:01:38.560 No, he's a rescue and I wanted to get to 0:01:38.560 --> 0:01:39.679 the bottom of the mystery that. 0:01:39.680 --> 0:01:40.960 Is busted And what's the answer? 0:01:41.080 --> 0:01:43.000 Well, I don't know. I can't remember, but it was. 0:01:43.120 --> 0:01:44.120 I'm glad you did that, Laura. 0:01:44.200 --> 0:01:46.800 Thank you. Also thanks for the update on you don't 0:01:46.800 --> 0:01:48.600 know what he is? Right, let's do it on a. 0:01:48.840 --> 0:01:52.040 Let's do all spit in the tube and send it 0:01:52.080 --> 0:01:53.680 off to France and TBC. 0:01:53.760 --> 0:01:55.520 I'm that guy. Well, welcome to the show. It's Monday. 0:01:55.560 --> 0:01:56.280 It is to pick up. 0:01:56.680 --> 0:01:58.920 If you were wondering who we are, Laura, you're a 0:01:58.960 --> 0:02:01.520 lovely mother. Just so you know, let's do pick up 0:02:01.520 --> 0:02:03.800 put down. It's how we start the show every week. 0:02:03.840 --> 0:02:06.080 It is all the big talking points from the weekend 0:02:06.320 --> 0:02:08.639 brought to you girls, and you decide whether that conversation 0:02:08.760 --> 0:02:11.080 is snuffed out and finished, or we carry it on 0:02:11.480 --> 0:02:14.120 into the week. All I'm gonna say is we're talking 0:02:14.240 --> 0:02:15.320 raw dogging flights. 0:02:16.280 --> 0:02:18.600 Wow, that sounds sexual. I think. Not the raw dogging 0:02:18.639 --> 0:02:18.959 you think? 0:02:19.120 --> 0:02:21.440 No, definitely not nothing to do with my high club. 0:02:21.440 --> 0:02:22.960 I we'll talk it next. We'll going to the pick 0:02:23.000 --> 0:02:26.000 up for your Monday over. It's Monday, girls, let's give 0:02:26.160 --> 0:02:32.280 in pick up, pick up, put down bitch's favorite. All 0:02:32.280 --> 0:02:34.440 the big stories from the weekend that everyone was talking 0:02:34.480 --> 0:02:38.040 about we bring to you, and you girls decide whether 0:02:38.120 --> 0:02:39.919 or not we carry on the discussion into the week 0:02:40.120 --> 0:02:42.000 or we snuff it out never to speak on it again. 0:02:42.040 --> 0:02:43.440 We did decide as a group not to tackle the 0:02:43.440 --> 0:02:44.519 Trump thing. That's not our show. 0:02:44.680 --> 0:02:46.560 When you say the big things that people are talking about, 0:02:46.600 --> 0:02:48.440 it's a pretty big thing to ignore. But yeah, look 0:02:48.440 --> 0:02:50.519 everyone's talking about it. Let's go for the slightly less 0:02:50.520 --> 0:02:50.800 big thing. 0:02:50.880 --> 0:02:51.880 I don't think the moment happened. 0:02:51.880 --> 0:02:53.800 Everyone thought, you know what, I'd kill for Britney Hockley's 0:02:53.840 --> 0:02:54.600 take on this whole thing. 0:02:54.880 --> 0:02:57.600 They do they want my they want me to put 0:02:57.639 --> 0:02:58.520 my ear over things. 0:02:59.200 --> 0:03:02.919 That's too soon, too soon. It was a day ago. 0:03:04.000 --> 0:03:06.000 Put down is here, all right? 0:03:06.480 --> 0:03:14.600 Ladies pick up, put down, smashing cakes in faces at weddings. 0:03:15.760 --> 0:03:18.560 Put down, put it down, put down, drop the cake. 0:03:18.680 --> 0:03:21.560 Do not put it unless unless like that's that's like 0:03:21.639 --> 0:03:23.440 the cute thing that you guys do as a couple, 0:03:23.480 --> 0:03:25.400 that you're like crazy like that, then go for it. 0:03:25.440 --> 0:03:27.480 But if you're just like if I'd spent all this 0:03:27.520 --> 0:03:29.880 time on my hair and my makeup and my dress, 0:03:30.160 --> 0:03:31.919 and I've put a lot of effort into my wedding day, 0:03:31.960 --> 0:03:33.680 the last thing I want is for my husband to 0:03:33.720 --> 0:03:36.360 smear cake on my face. And I think if you've 0:03:36.400 --> 0:03:37.760 asked your husband not to do it and then he 0:03:37.800 --> 0:03:40.520 goes ahead and does it, that's pretty gross to me. 0:03:40.640 --> 0:03:41.920 I feel like I've read recently, I. 0:03:41.920 --> 0:03:43.240 Don't know if this is what it's off the back 0:03:43.240 --> 0:03:45.320 of me, that there were a couple online who she 0:03:45.480 --> 0:03:47.360 had said one thing I don't want you to do 0:03:47.360 --> 0:03:49.600 at the wedding is smash my facing cake and he 0:03:49.720 --> 0:03:52.480 did it and then she annulled the wedding and divorced him. 0:03:52.520 --> 0:03:54.400 That's not the story. I've seen that story. 0:03:54.400 --> 0:03:56.800 But this is a wedding planner has gone on Reddit 0:03:56.840 --> 0:03:58.960 and doesn't ask me anything, and they said, I can 0:03:59.040 --> 0:04:01.200 tell you one of the bigest indicators that a couple 0:04:01.240 --> 0:04:03.040 won't last is if the cake is smashed on the 0:04:03.040 --> 0:04:03.640 face at a wedding. 0:04:03.720 --> 0:04:05.160 Yeah, because it's always the woman's face. 0:04:05.200 --> 0:04:07.520 The woman's never picking it up and putting the whole 0:04:07.520 --> 0:04:09.480 cake in a man's face either, And it just seems 0:04:09.480 --> 0:04:10.480 a bit disrespectful. 0:04:10.680 --> 0:04:10.880 Yeah. 0:04:11.200 --> 0:04:11.360 Yeah. 0:04:11.360 --> 0:04:12.880 And also what a waste of a cake? How much 0:04:12.920 --> 0:04:13.440 is a wedding cake? 0:04:13.520 --> 0:04:15.119 I'm necessary too expensive. 0:04:15.200 --> 0:04:18.040 Wedding cakes are wildly anything that has wedding attached to it, 0:04:18.480 --> 0:04:20.160 Like the zero on the end just gets added on, 0:04:20.320 --> 0:04:20.720 all right. 0:04:20.640 --> 0:04:23.479 Pick up, put down? Raw dogging a flight? 0:04:27.160 --> 0:04:29.279 Put it down? And you know why, because I know 0:04:29.320 --> 0:04:29.840 what this is. 0:04:29.960 --> 0:04:32.279 There is a sensation that is sweeping the nation at 0:04:32.320 --> 0:04:36.160 the moment or top where men are getting onto flights 0:04:36.240 --> 0:04:38.479 and they are doing what they call raw dogging, and 0:04:38.520 --> 0:04:42.640 it means having no water, no food, no inflight entertainment 0:04:43.240 --> 0:04:46.760 like nothing, sitting down on a plane and doing absolutely 0:04:46.800 --> 0:04:49.640 nothing for the duration of the flight, which I think 0:04:50.160 --> 0:04:52.600 go to therapy, Like, if you need to have that 0:04:52.680 --> 0:04:55.880 much time in silence, why not just book a little 0:04:55.880 --> 0:04:56.200 bit of. 0:04:56.120 --> 0:04:57.520 Time with a one on one therapist. 0:04:57.640 --> 0:04:58.440 I'm missing a point. 0:04:58.520 --> 0:04:59.920 Yeah, I'm not missing the point. 0:05:00.040 --> 0:05:02.000 I happily will do a twenty four hour flight and 0:05:02.000 --> 0:05:02.599 not watch anything. 0:05:02.640 --> 0:05:04.920 No, no water, They're not allowed to have water or food. 0:05:05.080 --> 0:05:06.880 Yeah that's excessive, but I mean challenge. 0:05:06.880 --> 0:05:08.760 They're allowed to do whatever they want, they just choose 0:05:08.800 --> 0:05:11.120 not to and they're not booking it for the silence, 0:05:11.600 --> 0:05:13.800 like they're just doing it because they're on a flight, 0:05:14.000 --> 0:05:14.920 like they're going somewhere. 0:05:15.320 --> 0:05:18.120 Look, I'm I'm I don't have anything against sitting through 0:05:18.120 --> 0:05:20.719 a flight and not watching TV or not watching it 0:05:20.839 --> 0:05:22.400 or listening to a podcast or whatever. I think it's 0:05:22.400 --> 0:05:24.080 fine to sit with your own thoughts for a small 0:05:24.120 --> 0:05:24.720 period of time. 0:05:24.960 --> 0:05:27.000 But this is to the like excess. 0:05:27.080 --> 0:05:28.800 These are people who are getting on flights and they're 0:05:28.839 --> 0:05:31.880 refusing to drink water because they want to raw dog 0:05:31.880 --> 0:05:32.240 a flight. 0:05:32.320 --> 0:05:33.200 Like it's so stupid. 0:05:33.200 --> 0:05:35.400 If anything is just unhealthy, you get very dehydrated on 0:05:35.480 --> 0:05:35.800 the plane. 0:05:35.880 --> 0:05:36.040 Yeah. 0:05:36.080 --> 0:05:38.080 Think of the poor people who are the air flight hostesses. 0:05:38.080 --> 0:05:39.480 They don't want to pick you up if you fainted. 0:05:39.640 --> 0:05:41.440 Think of them, they are thinking to them they don't 0:05:41.440 --> 0:05:42.720 have to do anything, then they don't for work. I 0:05:42.800 --> 0:05:44.200 have to give them drinks, don't give food. 0:05:44.520 --> 0:05:46.360 I think it's so stupid, it's peanuts. 0:05:46.400 --> 0:05:48.920 Well, thanks for bringing those hard hitting news articles which 0:05:49.440 --> 0:05:51.360 everyone go get yourself a Brussels sprout, you know what, 0:05:51.400 --> 0:05:54.120 you don't want to go and get yourself an unfortunate, 0:05:54.279 --> 0:05:57.080 awkward tattoo because one man in England has done that. 0:05:57.080 --> 0:05:58.960 He's gone viral. We're going to talk about it after. 0:05:58.760 --> 0:05:59.920 The break, all right, it's next on the pick. 0:06:01.800 --> 0:06:05.279 So many people around the world stopped in their tracks 0:06:05.279 --> 0:06:08.599 this morning to watch the Euro's football Final. Now the 0:06:08.600 --> 0:06:10.479 final happened at like five am this morning and it 0:06:10.520 --> 0:06:12.320 was England versus Spain. 0:06:13.120 --> 0:06:16.040 In the football world, England has been trying to get 0:06:16.080 --> 0:06:17.240 a win for a long time. 0:06:17.320 --> 0:06:18.279 They think they're the best. 0:06:18.360 --> 0:06:21.800 Anyway, there's this one English lad that is going viral. 0:06:21.880 --> 0:06:25.200 England they're very patriotic, you know. Their title tag line 0:06:25.320 --> 0:06:27.560 is It's coming home. That's what they do. They're like, 0:06:27.560 --> 0:06:28.359 it's coming home. 0:06:28.440 --> 0:06:31.360 I mean we didn't unfortunately for them, but yes, well yeah, 0:06:31.440 --> 0:06:35.360 So this lad in the semifinal or two matches ago 0:06:35.440 --> 0:06:39.000 or something, it was England versus Switzerland and it was 0:06:39.120 --> 0:06:41.760 so I watched this match. It was so neck and 0:06:41.839 --> 0:06:44.159 neck like that England were not going to win and 0:06:44.200 --> 0:06:48.760 in like with sixty seconds to spare, England scored went wild. 0:06:48.880 --> 0:06:51.760 So this lad was on holiday in Portugal with some mates. 0:06:52.000 --> 0:06:55.480 He's gotten wasted and decided to get a tattoo. Just 0:06:55.520 --> 0:06:58.600 have a quick listen, Oh. 0:06:58.240 --> 0:07:06.440 No, jack war have you done? He's coming home. Look 0:07:06.480 --> 0:07:09.000 at the state of it England. 0:07:11.240 --> 0:07:14.280 So what happened was they won in this the last 0:07:14.320 --> 0:07:16.760 minute and they were so excited. This guy was so 0:07:16.800 --> 0:07:19.240 excited and he, I guess in a way was trying 0:07:19.280 --> 0:07:21.280 to manifest England to win the entire thing. So he 0:07:21.400 --> 0:07:24.040 went and got a tattoo in Portugal off when he 0:07:24.080 --> 0:07:27.120 was on this adrenaline high, and across his chest he's 0:07:27.160 --> 0:07:30.920 written England for twenty twenty four winners. That's what he 0:07:30.960 --> 0:07:34.760 got tattooed. And in this photo he's so happy, he's smiling. 0:07:34.800 --> 0:07:38.360 He's got this big tattoo bit England. It is spelt 0:07:38.600 --> 0:07:44.520 e ng e r LA and England twenty twenty four winners. 0:07:44.560 --> 0:07:47.320 So first England spelt wrong twenty twenty four looks like 0:07:47.320 --> 0:07:48.960 twenty twenty one, and then they lost. 0:07:49.480 --> 0:07:51.360 It is the funniest tattoo I have seen. 0:07:51.360 --> 0:07:54.880 And he's getting troll online. He looks so off. 0:07:54.880 --> 0:07:58.280 His face Firstly, firstly, where's the responsibility. You should not 0:07:58.280 --> 0:08:01.640 be tattooing people this drunk. This has to be like 0:08:01.680 --> 0:08:03.360 someone's done this. It's a stitch up. Like no one 0:08:03.400 --> 0:08:05.440 who lives in a country doesn't know how to spell 0:08:05.480 --> 0:08:06.840 the name of the country that they live in. 0:08:06.960 --> 0:08:08.200 It has to be a stitch up. 0:08:08.200 --> 0:08:09.640 Did a friend do it or did he go to 0:08:09.640 --> 0:08:10.080 a parlor? 0:08:10.280 --> 0:08:11.320 So I know what I'm wondering. 0:08:11.360 --> 0:08:14.760 Engerland, I reckon Portugal is pretty close with Spain, and 0:08:14.800 --> 0:08:17.080 everyone basically knew Spain was going to be in the 0:08:17.080 --> 0:08:19.960 final I reckon is like the tattoos is like stuff 0:08:20.040 --> 0:08:23.360 going for England. I'm gonna I'm gonna properly spell this wrong. 0:08:23.400 --> 0:08:24.000 That's what I reckon. 0:08:24.080 --> 0:08:25.880 This reminds me of do you remember that tattoo the 0:08:25.880 --> 0:08:27.720 when viral years ago and it was instead of saying 0:08:27.720 --> 0:08:30.960 no regrets, it was no regrets, no rag rats. 0:08:31.080 --> 0:08:32.040 It's like, yeah, you've got. 0:08:31.920 --> 0:08:33.920 A lot of regrets. My sister Becky got a tattoo 0:08:33.960 --> 0:08:35.480 when she went to Balley for the first time. She 0:08:35.520 --> 0:08:38.200 got an infinity like under her rib cage. But they 0:08:38.280 --> 0:08:40.160 kind of did it a bit too high, so when 0:08:40.200 --> 0:08:43.560 she came back I branded it the infinity and she 0:08:44.040 --> 0:08:45.240 was so mad and embarrassed. 0:08:45.280 --> 0:08:47.520 And now we'll never show that tattoo. Why why isn't 0:08:47.520 --> 0:08:48.000 it But. 0:08:47.960 --> 0:08:49.719 Like, is it on her boob? Is that why? But 0:08:49.800 --> 0:08:50.880 it's still an Infinity sign. 0:08:50.920 --> 0:08:52.360 It's an infinity sign on a titty. 0:08:52.520 --> 0:08:54.320 Yeah, someone like look at this stupid one I have, 0:08:54.440 --> 0:08:56.839 which looks like a nightclub stamp. And I've told you 0:08:56.880 --> 0:08:59.320 about it. But when I was I was young, I 0:08:59.400 --> 0:09:01.960 was in India and I decided to get a mandala 0:09:02.000 --> 0:09:05.479 and mendala. The whole thing about a mandala also culturally inappropriate, 0:09:05.520 --> 0:09:07.920 but mandalas are meant to be about being centered and 0:09:07.920 --> 0:09:12.840 finding your center ground and all this sort of spiritual associations. 0:09:12.880 --> 0:09:15.000 And I got it off center for the fact that 0:09:15.280 --> 0:09:16.440 nothing in life is centered. 0:09:16.480 --> 0:09:19.000 It is so such it makes. 0:09:18.800 --> 0:09:21.400 Me want to vomit on myself. For the twenty year old, 0:09:21.440 --> 0:09:21.680 I was. 0:09:21.760 --> 0:09:23.880 Yeah, I'm a clean skin. I don't have any tattoos. 0:09:23.920 --> 0:09:26.240 I think if I ever get a tattoo, it'll be 0:09:26.280 --> 0:09:29.000 one tiny little letter for my fiance or a kid 0:09:29.080 --> 0:09:31.000 or something. But I reckon, there are so many people. 0:09:31.040 --> 0:09:33.000 If you're out there and you have got a tattoo 0:09:33.480 --> 0:09:35.960 that wasn't what you wanted or your friend had a 0:09:35.960 --> 0:09:36.760 bit of a mishap. 0:09:36.840 --> 0:09:37.480 Please give us a. 0:09:37.480 --> 0:09:40.080 Call because we want we like, we live for this stuff. 0:09:40.120 --> 0:09:42.359 Tattoo regrets, tattoo. 0:09:42.080 --> 0:09:46.920 Rag right, maybe you're anger, relish angers and give us 0:09:46.960 --> 0:09:48.120 a call. Here the pickup. 0:09:49.559 --> 0:09:50.840 If you're just joining us. 0:09:50.840 --> 0:09:52.679 We're talking about tattooed mishaps. 0:09:52.720 --> 0:09:54.720 If you've had one, or you know someone with a mishap, 0:09:54.760 --> 0:09:55.720 please call up now. 0:09:56.559 --> 0:09:58.040 A pall that in England. 0:09:57.720 --> 0:10:00.440 That was a huge football fan. It was going for 0:10:00.520 --> 0:10:03.280 England in the Euros in the final. He pre emptied 0:10:03.280 --> 0:10:06.480 their win and got England winners. 0:10:06.040 --> 0:10:09.400 On his chest tattooed and they spelled England E n 0:10:09.520 --> 0:10:12.280 G E R l A n D. 0:10:12.280 --> 0:10:13.680 Tattoos are forever, like sure. 0:10:13.880 --> 0:10:15.800 And also you change your mind, Flora, I think is 0:10:15.840 --> 0:10:17.960 that you think you want when you're in your twenties. 0:10:18.280 --> 0:10:20.400 By the time you're a bit older, often you change 0:10:20.400 --> 0:10:22.320 your mind. I went to UNI with a girl who 0:10:22.320 --> 0:10:24.880 we went to UNI games together. Too much drinking was 0:10:24.920 --> 0:10:27.200 done and she went to the tattoo pile of this one. 0:10:27.240 --> 0:10:29.640 It was like after the games at the evening she 0:10:29.720 --> 0:10:31.920 went and she wanted to get like a horny devil 0:10:32.280 --> 0:10:34.800 on her butt. So she got a horny devil and 0:10:34.840 --> 0:10:37.960 it was running, but the tattooist took liberty right at 0:10:37.960 --> 0:10:39.480 the end, and he did like a little bit of 0:10:39.520 --> 0:10:41.600 smoke kicking off her back heel, and we were all 0:10:41.640 --> 0:10:45.000 there because it was running so fast away from her 0:10:45.000 --> 0:10:48.160 butt crack. But the little bit of dust that had 0:10:48.200 --> 0:10:51.079 been kicked off the horny devil's heel looked like a fart, 0:10:51.120 --> 0:10:52.839 and it looked like the horny devil was running away 0:10:52.840 --> 0:10:53.559 from her ass cracks. 0:10:53.920 --> 0:10:55.720 And the smell so bad. 0:10:55.880 --> 0:10:59.120 He did that so bad, Melissa's called us on the show. Hey, 0:10:59.320 --> 0:11:00.600 tell us about your regrets. 0:11:00.600 --> 0:11:01.280 What happened to you? 0:11:02.080 --> 0:11:03.880 So, I don't know if you guys remember that singer 0:11:04.040 --> 0:11:05.920 Anastasia there, I'm out of love hit. 0:11:06.080 --> 0:11:11.280 Oh yeah, what a banger. I loved it? 0:11:11.520 --> 0:11:12.079 Was this going? 0:11:12.360 --> 0:11:13.040 Yeah? 0:11:13.160 --> 0:11:13.480 Yeah? 0:11:13.520 --> 0:11:16.000 So I loved it too, and I thought she looked great, 0:11:16.880 --> 0:11:18.840 and I decided to copy. 0:11:18.559 --> 0:11:21.800 Her and get her same tramp stamp on my tramp damp. 0:11:22.679 --> 0:11:24.679 You guys have the same tattoo that she has. You 0:11:24.800 --> 0:11:25.679 got what is it? 0:11:26.440 --> 0:11:26.680 Yeah? 0:11:26.679 --> 0:11:28.679 So it's like a like a sun that kind of 0:11:28.720 --> 0:11:30.360 looks like a flame, and it's got like a cross 0:11:30.400 --> 0:11:31.960 in the middle and it's huge. 0:11:32.280 --> 0:11:34.679 That was like the breakout part of her film clip, 0:11:34.760 --> 0:11:36.360 wasn't it like she always had the crop on the 0:11:36.400 --> 0:11:37.280 low rise jeans? 0:11:37.320 --> 0:11:40.440 And yes, and how big is it? Melissa? 0:11:41.040 --> 0:11:44.600 It's massive? So like the end of the Delli Good, 0:11:44.720 --> 0:11:46.440 Delli Positive is I can't see it. 0:11:46.520 --> 0:11:49.440 So it's so big. It's got like a pagan symbol 0:11:49.480 --> 0:11:50.520 in the middle of the sun. 0:11:50.559 --> 0:11:51.560 It's like the dinner. 0:11:51.840 --> 0:11:53.760 It's hi pretty much. 0:11:54.040 --> 0:11:55.640 You need to make up a better story. Don't just 0:11:55.640 --> 0:11:57.160 say you're a super fan. Just say look out of 0:11:57.200 --> 0:11:58.640 stage and I used to be friends and we got 0:11:58.640 --> 0:12:02.920 matching tattoos and then you know, I don't see much anymore. Yeah, 0:12:02.960 --> 0:12:05.480 you make up a better story. You don't just say 0:12:06.880 --> 0:12:09.160 she changed. She changed, she got famous. 0:12:09.160 --> 0:12:10.959 Oh, Melissa, that is embarrassing. And he's told her on 0:12:11.000 --> 0:12:12.520 the radio, Maddie, what happened to you? 0:12:13.360 --> 0:12:20.160 So I was sixteen or seventeen and my friend's mum 0:12:20.360 --> 0:12:23.959 was apparently a tattoo artist. I thought, well, obviously I'm 0:12:23.960 --> 0:12:27.280 going to get my birthday tatoo on me, because why 0:12:27.320 --> 0:12:30.520 not forget? And I got it pretty much from rib 0:12:30.559 --> 0:12:33.440 to rib up my side. It was quite large in 0:12:33.559 --> 0:12:36.120 Roman numerals, but it's wrong. 0:12:39.320 --> 0:12:40.880 When did you discover it was wrong? 0:12:42.760 --> 0:12:44.280 I think it was once I was at the beach 0:12:44.320 --> 0:12:47.200 and someone went, oh, like, what's that and that's her 0:12:47.240 --> 0:12:48.400 birthday and I'm like, no, it's not. 0:12:49.280 --> 0:12:51.600 I was like, so did you get that wrong when 0:12:51.640 --> 0:12:54.240 you took it to the tattooist, or like did you 0:12:54.280 --> 0:12:55.800 take what you wanted or they got it wrong? 0:12:56.600 --> 0:12:59.040 So I just went this is my great idea and 0:12:59.080 --> 0:12:59.880 she drew it up. 0:13:01.360 --> 0:13:03.320 Hang on, does it make you younger or older? 0:13:04.600 --> 0:13:04.720 Oh? 0:13:04.960 --> 0:13:06.439 Look it makes no sense, so. 0:13:08.679 --> 0:13:12.559 It's not a birthday. So good you can I mean, 0:13:12.600 --> 0:13:14.160 we can get these things lasered off now. 0:13:14.520 --> 0:13:17.800 Yeah, technology exists. Thenk go on, hey joining us next. 0:13:18.400 --> 0:13:20.000 This is a first for the pickup. I don't think 0:13:20.040 --> 0:13:21.600 many of us know in this country we have our 0:13:21.640 --> 0:13:23.880 own space program, right, we have our own space program 0:13:23.880 --> 0:13:28.000 in Australia. We actually now have our first official astronaut 0:13:28.000 --> 0:13:31.040 that is primed and flight ready, could take off and 0:13:31.080 --> 0:13:32.760 be the first Australian in space ever. 0:13:33.080 --> 0:13:35.520 It's absolutely incredible and we're getting the chance to talk 0:13:35.520 --> 0:13:36.439 to her after the break. Yeah. 0:13:36.480 --> 0:13:38.480 Catherine B Benelpeg joins us after this on the Pickup. 0:13:39.600 --> 0:13:42.319 Britt Mitch, when you were growing up as little kids, 0:13:42.679 --> 0:13:44.560 what did you want to be and did you ever 0:13:44.640 --> 0:13:46.920 have aspirations to be an astronaut? 0:13:47.000 --> 0:13:48.280 I wanted to be a spy, and. 0:13:48.240 --> 0:13:50.280 If the spy things didn't work out, I wanted to 0:13:50.320 --> 0:13:50.840 be a builder. 0:13:51.440 --> 0:13:52.800 What a what a breadth of ideas? 0:13:52.840 --> 0:13:55.280 I wanted to run a donut king franchise, That's all 0:13:55.280 --> 0:13:55.679 I wanted. 0:13:56.280 --> 0:13:57.559 That doesn't surprise me too. 0:13:58.000 --> 0:14:01.000 You're the anomaly because eighty seven percent children out there 0:14:01.360 --> 0:14:04.640 have some sort of dreams or aspirations to explore space, 0:14:04.679 --> 0:14:07.280 whether that's to be an astronaut themselves or to find 0:14:07.280 --> 0:14:07.920 new planets. 0:14:08.160 --> 0:14:09.920 And I, even as a mum, like I've got two. 0:14:09.800 --> 0:14:12.600 Little girls, they are so obsessed with out of space 0:14:12.640 --> 0:14:15.240 and learning about the planets. Especially Maley, Oh my god, 0:14:15.280 --> 0:14:17.240 she knows so much more about out of. 0:14:17.160 --> 0:14:17.720 Space than I do. 0:14:17.840 --> 0:14:20.160 As thirty eight, you're a woman, which is why I'm 0:14:20.200 --> 0:14:21.640 so excited to speak today's guest. 0:14:21.720 --> 0:14:23.000 Now we have Katherine Bentelpeg. 0:14:23.360 --> 0:14:25.120 She is joining us on the show and she is 0:14:25.160 --> 0:14:28.080 the first qualified astronaut under the Australian flag. But not 0:14:28.160 --> 0:14:30.960 just the first qualified astronaut, she's the first female astronaut 0:14:31.000 --> 0:14:33.360 and it's such an incredible achievement because I think in 0:14:33.360 --> 0:14:36.520 this industry you think so much of men being astronauts 0:14:36.520 --> 0:14:38.160 that as a woman to be able to kind of 0:14:38.160 --> 0:14:41.480 fly that flag for Australia, it's such a wonderful achievement. 0:14:41.800 --> 0:14:43.240 Catherine, Welcome to the show. 0:14:43.360 --> 0:14:46.440 Hi Catherine, Oh, Hi, thanks so much for having me. 0:14:46.720 --> 0:14:47.440 Hey Catherine. 0:14:47.560 --> 0:14:51.920 Question twenty two thousand and five hundred people went forth 0:14:52.000 --> 0:14:53.520 to try and get this training program. 0:14:53.680 --> 0:14:56.080 Six people graduated. You are one of them. 0:14:56.640 --> 0:14:59.040 What do you need to do that separates you from 0:14:59.040 --> 0:15:01.080 everyone else to be an astronaut? 0:15:01.840 --> 0:15:03.880 I would say, yeah, to become an astronaut, you can 0:15:03.960 --> 0:15:07.520 have a career in like pretty much any stem field, 0:15:07.560 --> 0:15:10.760 so science, technology, engineering, maths, including being a doctor or 0:15:10.840 --> 0:15:12.920 being a pilot. So kids have just got to pick 0:15:12.920 --> 0:15:15.000 something that they love and then become a bit of 0:15:15.000 --> 0:15:18.320 an all rounder doing lots of excurriculus in sports. And 0:15:18.360 --> 0:15:20.000 then if you get the chance to apply to be 0:15:20.080 --> 0:15:22.760 an astronaut in your career, it's like the cherry on 0:15:22.800 --> 0:15:24.920 the top of a career you love already, so it's 0:15:25.200 --> 0:15:27.400 it's really exciting. After I applied, I had to go 0:15:27.480 --> 0:15:30.280 through like a year and a half of tests like 0:15:30.360 --> 0:15:32.480 in the movies, like every kind of medical test. You 0:15:32.520 --> 0:15:35.680 can imagine stress tests and everything, and then to be 0:15:35.760 --> 0:15:38.560 picked it's kind of like, wow, why did they pick me? 0:15:38.880 --> 0:15:39.400 What does it mean? 0:15:39.440 --> 0:15:41.320