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Speaker 1: Jonesy and Amanda's breaking news. Yesterday, Amanda had a fall happen.

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Speaker 2: Now. We started the show saying, Amanda can't be here today,

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Speaker 2: and I was sitting here.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I wasn't too sure you might zone out day

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Speaker 1: you had a fall and you're okay.

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Speaker 3: Well, yes, I've I landed.

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Speaker 2: I didn't hit my elbow, the bones there just below that,

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Speaker 2: but I seem to have munched. The two bones went

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Speaker 2: bunk from my upper and lower arm, and some fragments

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Speaker 2: have come loose. But so I fractured it a little

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Speaker 2: bit of the bone. So I had my arm in

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Speaker 2: a sling, but which gets exhausting. So you have propped

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Speaker 2: me up here.

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Speaker 1: I've got you a spinalse pillow.

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Speaker 2: You've kept the plastic on so we can still give

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Speaker 2: it away. Very good, very comfy. I'm very happy here.

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Speaker 1: You should be almost cured with that.

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Speaker 3: The healing powers and the curing powers of spinalse.

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Speaker 1: I've had set up a little dinghy bell for you.

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Speaker 3: Thank you.

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Speaker 1: What would you like? You're just ringing the bell?

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Speaker 2: Actually, I really love a cup of days, and don't

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Speaker 2: I don't normally have a sugar, but I feel like

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Speaker 2: I need one today.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, thank you.

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Speaker 3: We don't pull a face. You know it was interesting

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Speaker 3: this morning, is I thank you?

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Speaker 1: What else do you want?

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Speaker 2: Can you peel an egg for me? And can you

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Speaker 2: remove the bell from this bike? Because this is quite

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Speaker 2: comberssome So I had to go and have X rays

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Speaker 2: and cat scan yesterday, and as I was leaving, the

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Speaker 2: nurse said two terrifying things. You'll need help getting dressed, yep.

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Speaker 2: And you can't drink for twenty for seventy two hours.

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Speaker 1: Seventy two is that negotiable?

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Speaker 3: One of the other doctors there said, ah, don't.

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Speaker 1: Be too seventy two hours. When did that start?

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Speaker 2: Well, the bruising, I guess they said that. She said

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Speaker 2: the things that aren't good are massage, heat, and alcohol.

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Speaker 2: So I heard two things massage and heat I can

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Speaker 2: do without so anyway, because I'm left handed and this

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Speaker 2: is my left arm awkward. So I had a shower

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Speaker 2: and all those things, and I keep forgetting and so

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Speaker 2: I went to put a moisturizer and I sound like

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Speaker 2: I've trodden on a catw So I have to remember

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Speaker 2: not to use my left hand.

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Speaker 1: Don't do that. It's not brilliant.

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Speaker 2: Well the small okay, sorry, it's an annoying This morning,

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Speaker 2: the big challenge was getting dressed well.

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Speaker 3: I had to wait Harley up to do up my bra.

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Speaker 2: It was the least attractive scenario you can imagine, Harley,

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Speaker 2: can you do my bra?

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Speaker 1: Turned? There was a time.

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Speaker 2: And and he had to watch me go through my

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Speaker 2: normal morning ritual. He's just standing there asleep, and.

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Speaker 3: I put on pretty much pretty much.

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Speaker 2: I put a blanket on him where I put on

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Speaker 2: a skirt, and then he helped me put on a jumper.

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Speaker 2: And then I said, this skirt doesn't really go with

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Speaker 2: his jumper, and he was he just stood there. He

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Speaker 2: knew not to say anything, and I said, this is

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Speaker 2: but I could see his annoyance.

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Speaker 3: Of course, this is how my mornings go.

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Speaker 1: It's four in the morning.

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Speaker 3: I don't know all right now, I'll just wear this.

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Speaker 3: I'll just wear this.

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Speaker 2: And then as I was leaving, he said, it's tucked

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Speaker 2: in front and I said, Harley.

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Speaker 3: That's a French tuck that's supposed to be there.

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Speaker 2: But trying to do my makeup with my right hand,

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Speaker 2: because I don't leave the house for work without makeup on,

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Speaker 2: I just couldn't do it. So what is all efforts

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Speaker 2: for me, efforts for you, and if it's for life,

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Speaker 2: and our webcam, all kinds of things. So I was

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Speaker 2: doing my makeup, but I couldn't do my eye show

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Speaker 2: with my right hand. So with my left injured hand

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Speaker 2: in a sling, I just brought my eye down to

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Speaker 2: my hand. Yeah, this looked the strangest thing. Has it worked?

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Speaker 1: If we're doing a show called the Mullygrubs, you'd be fine.

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Speaker 2: You know, it's not a good week for the Kellers.

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Speaker 2: My brother had a bike accident. He rides a group

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Speaker 2: of friends on the Saturday and he came off his bike.

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Speaker 3: He's got six.

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Speaker 2: Fractured ribs, a fractured shoulder, a bunt eye socket. I

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Speaker 2: sent him a fruit basket phone me to say thank

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Speaker 2: you yesterday. I said, well, how about you send me

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Speaker 2: some grapes. I've spent the day in hospital as.

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Speaker 3: Well, And I said.

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Speaker 2: He said, he's right handed but has to go to

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Speaker 2: the toilet with his left hand. I'm left handed enough

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Speaker 2: to go to talk with my right I said, maybe

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Speaker 2: we can come to some horrendous agreement that we never

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Speaker 2: speak of.

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Speaker 1: What horrendous agreement would that be?

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Speaker 3: No, the more I thought it through, I thought it's

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Speaker 3: not it's crazy. He's not going to work.

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Speaker 1: Well, I'm here for you.

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Speaker 3: Well, I appreciate it.

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Speaker 2: And years ago when I pulled a ligand in my leg.

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Speaker 2: Thirty years ago, Harley and I were married and he

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Speaker 2: went out for the day for work, and he gave

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Speaker 2: me an axe to lean on and threw me a banana.

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Speaker 3: And this morning, as I left, he said, I'm just

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Speaker 3: off to Bunnings.

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Speaker 1: To buy that which no doubt you'll grind when you

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Speaker 1: get hurt.

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Speaker 3: Maybe Jones and Amanda's