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Speaker 1: It's a special Will and Woody podcast Mini. We've got

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Speaker 1: a prank call idea right now.

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Speaker 2: We're inspired Will by a story saw in the UK

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Speaker 2: today about a woman who received a note on a

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Speaker 2: door from a neighbor, effectively saying, I can see you're

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Speaker 2: naked in the shower there.

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Speaker 1: Can you put a blind down or something? That's what

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Speaker 1: the notes on a door?

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Speaker 3: Which is fair enough? Which is fair which is absolutely

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Speaker 3: fair enough.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I agree with you. I agree with you.

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Speaker 2: So it's not such a stretch, Will for you to

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Speaker 2: call a random number. I've got a random number here

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Speaker 2: and just try and convince this random person that you

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Speaker 2: are the next door neighbor.

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Speaker 3: Yes, and that you challenge.

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Speaker 1: Which is a bit of a challenge or it.

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Speaker 2: But then you have to say to them that you

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Speaker 2: can also you can see them naked through the window,

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Speaker 2: and you want them to either put down some blinds

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Speaker 2: or stop being nude in the room where you can

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Speaker 2: see them. What's the point, No point, Just want to

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Speaker 2: see if you can do it and you win. Here,

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Speaker 2: by the way, the metric to win is if they

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Speaker 2: agree to put the blinds down or stop getting nudes

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Speaker 2: in a particular room, that's still win. But again, distress,

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Speaker 2: there is no point to this, but I think it'd

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Speaker 2: be pretty funny listening to you trying to convince them

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Speaker 2: you're the neighbor.

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Speaker 1: Okay, okay, darl, I mean all right, let's do it.

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Speaker 3: Good afternoon Ronnie speaking, Brodney speaking?

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Speaker 1: Is it?

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Speaker 3: Yes? Yes it is Brodniy Has you going? My name

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Speaker 3: Stephen Heavyes. I'm killing from just up the road from you, mate. Yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 3: here's go mate.

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Speaker 1: Yeah?

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Speaker 3: Really well, how are you so afternoon? Yeah? Not too bad?

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Speaker 3: I thinks buddy lockdown's your buddy, annoying mate? No good mate,

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Speaker 3: no good at all.

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Speaker 2: What can I help you with? I'm just at work, sorry, Bud.

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Speaker 3: Oh showry Rodney. Yeah, look matter, hope you don't mind.

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Speaker 3: I've got your number of share all who lives a

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Speaker 3: couple of doors down from you. I don't think you did.

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Speaker 3: Only give me a number out to anyone who listened

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Speaker 3: to me. Yeah, no, she know, she she said, for

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Speaker 3: a while, she passed it on Jeremy.

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Speaker 2: Nah, do think you might have got the wrong number.

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Speaker 3: I'm sorry, but I don't.

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Speaker 1: I don't even know with Cheryl.

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Speaker 3: What straight you live on, Rodney.

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Speaker 2: I'm not going to release that inform.

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Speaker 3: That's totally fair enough. I personally live on Johnson Street.

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Speaker 3: You're obviously not on Johnson Street. We wanted No, I'm

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Speaker 3: not sorry, Bush, that's all right, that's all right, Ron. Well,

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Speaker 3: I enjoy your afternoons. Called the wrong person, thanks, Rodney.

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Speaker 1: Appalling, absolutely abysmal.

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Speaker 3: I thought Steven had in there for a second.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, the voice is good. Look the voice and the

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Speaker 2: character is good.

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Speaker 3: With bluff.

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Speaker 2: Well, yeah, I love how you had a crack at

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Speaker 2: the stems right at the end there and just shot

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Speaker 2: for Johnson Street, of all the streets you're gonna lived.

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Speaker 3: On anyway, Chili Charley from gave me.

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Speaker 2: That's obviously not that's not a very common name either,

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Speaker 2: shot with a Cheryl. There's no sherl that lives on

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Speaker 2: his street anyway. Do you want another chance?

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Speaker 1: Do you want a second?

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Speaker 3: I feel like you think that Stephen Habs is too ridiculous, Joe,

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Speaker 3: Like you know, it wasn't your your name. If your

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Speaker 3: Stephen has here, I can see you in the newe.

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Speaker 1: You'd probably call the police.

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Speaker 3: Potentially, Like, do you think he's a bit ridiculous? Maybe

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Speaker 3: I should you scale back a bit?

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Speaker 2: No, I think he sounds like a real person. I

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Speaker 2: think he sounds Yeah. I think I'm happy with him.

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Speaker 1: I'm happy.

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Speaker 3: You need to get better, Steve. What do you reckon

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Speaker 3: he does for a living? Like? I just can't picture

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Speaker 1: Yeah, he's a little sparking. Yeah, perfect choice to worry

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Speaker 1: us out anyway.

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Speaker 2: Let's go to a song. You can work on your

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Speaker 2: character during the song. You can figure out your backstory

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Speaker 2: to this made up person. But let's go to a

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Speaker 2: song made a second crack up next.

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Speaker 3: Maybe he was an orphans the child Stephen.

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Speaker 2: No one cares if he had a good upbringing or not.

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Speaker 2: Let's make the second crack of a call up things.

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Speaker 3: He loves his swings in the playground, Stephen. Sometimes it

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Speaker 3: takes him back to that child he didn't have.

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Speaker 2: Now he's sounding more creepy.

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Speaker 1: Let's go to a song.

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Speaker 3: We're just joining us zero from one on the prank front.

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Speaker 3: We're trying to convince somebody that I am their neighbor.

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Speaker 3: Stephen heavers her neighbor. He's just killing them up. As

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Speaker 3: a Curties she called it and known you can see

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Speaker 3: them in their window, and he's like to put their

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Speaker 3: blinds down. And now that would be easy enough if

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Speaker 3: it didn't sound like I'd been hitting the face with

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Speaker 2: And it's a pretty weird call to get to be honest, like,

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Speaker 2: regardless of the weird voice.

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Speaker 3: It's a curtious call. Stephen's a nice guy. It's just

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Speaker 3: saying like, look, mate, at the end of the day,

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Speaker 3: I don't want to have to see the old rasty

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Speaker 3: trombone in the front window. It's totally fair enough.

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Speaker 2: Speaking of rusty trombone, I've got one more challenge for you,

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Speaker 2: just because I know you're full of euphemisms, like honestly,

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Speaker 2: rich man's purse. I want you to try and get

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Speaker 2: as many euphemisms for the male appendage into this.

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Speaker 3: Call, oh right, like the grizzle stick like the grizzle.

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Speaker 1: I don't give away now, mate, don't give him away. Now.

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Speaker 3: I've got a gentleman that I can see his honeypot,

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Speaker 3: clever the front winder.

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Speaker 1: How many times you can use a euphemism like that.

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Speaker 2: I'm going to get our audio producer, Tim to put

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Speaker 2: a being underneath the call every time you use one,

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Speaker 2: which obviously they won't be able to hear.

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Speaker 3: Oh, good luck to me. So as many times as

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Speaker 3: I can say there's a lollipop without actually saying the

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Speaker 3: naughty words there.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, family friendly show of course.

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Speaker 3: Right here we go. Hello, Oh yeah, jad Liam speaking, yeah,

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Speaker 3: speaking Lam. My name is Stephen. He has been killing

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Speaker 3: from next door.

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Speaker 1: From next door.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, that's right, right. I'm just calling because my wife

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Speaker 3: and I have had a few issues recently, and this

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Speaker 3: is really just a courtesy call because we've actually been

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Speaker 3: able to see any your property recently. Okay, So you

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Speaker 3: know the window you've got at the front of your house. Yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 3: so we can see straight through there. Okay, and there's

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Speaker 1: There is someone nude right now in the window?

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Speaker 3: Are they? No? Not right now? No, I'm actually not

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Speaker 3: I'm actually not at home right now. I'm not doing

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Speaker 3: the job perspecting. Just when we wake up in the morning,

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Speaker 3: sometimes there's someone and you're looking at the window and

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Speaker 3: there's someone wearing only a smile in the window, you know,

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Speaker 3: their own attire. L Yeah, right, I think you can

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Speaker 3: understand that it's not the sort of thing that you

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Speaker 3: want to wake up seeing a stranger action Jackson at

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Speaker 3: that time. Do you do you know that? Do you

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Speaker 3: know who that might be? Well for the old boy.

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Speaker 3: Actually it's your old boy, he said, what's his name? Liam? Look,

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Speaker 3: it doesn't really matter. I just don't have to wake

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Speaker 3: up and see acorn andy in the window at seven

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Speaker 3: o'clock in the morning. It's just not the sort of

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Speaker 3: And to be perfectly frank with your lamb, it's far

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Speaker 3: more impressive Bosnian beef stick than mine is. So I'd

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Speaker 3: appreciate it if he could just get a towel around

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Speaker 3: him and the one eyed German and we could Yeah,

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Speaker 3: we'll go on that. That'd be great. I'm happy to

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Speaker 3: have an old chat with your old man as well,

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Speaker 3: because you know, and sometimes he wakes up, you know,

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Speaker 3: it started a day like most folks, doing his homo erectus,

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Speaker 3: and all of a sudden, Yeah, I've got to explain

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Speaker 3: to my wife why, you know, the tent's not necessarily

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Speaker 3: pegged first thing in the morning as well. So if

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Speaker 3: he could just do a job of parking your hooded warrior.

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Speaker 3: That'll be huge and then we can wake up to

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Speaker 3: waking up with the birds and other natural things. And

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Speaker 3: not to say that Richard and the twins aren't necessarily welcome,

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Speaker 3: but it would be nice if we could just look

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Speaker 3: at it. We're not a bit to sunshine.

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Speaker 1: I may not agree with you, that's fair enough.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, beautiful. Right, Well, I'll leave you to have a

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Speaker 3: chat with your old man. I'm not sure how any

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Speaker 3: time to keep the round stak in the pants or

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Speaker 3: you know, at the end of the day, he's got

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Speaker 3: the best of us, but I'll getting neurd before a shower.

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Speaker 3: It doesn't happen to the best of its lamb, It

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Speaker 3: off before a shower. Mate, don't be an idiot, all right, Liam.

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Speaker 3: So I'll leave it to you to sort out the

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Speaker 1: No worry, buddy, Hey Liam, before you go, mate, it's willing.

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Speaker 1: What are you here? How about you? Liam? Just throwing

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Speaker 1: your old man under the bus. Yeah, it's got to

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Speaker 1: be my dad. Oh yeah, look, well something I was

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Speaker 1: gonna n up to. Fair enough, fair enough, Oh very

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Speaker 1: good stuff.

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Speaker 3: Has your lockdown?

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Speaker 1: Oh mate, look it's yes all right.

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Speaker 3: It's been a bit off work with Yeah yeah we

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Speaker 3: managed that. We What are you doing? What do you

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Speaker 3: what do you do at home to two fists of sweet.

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Speaker 1: Clearly getting maked in your front window? More of the

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Speaker 1: boys on the Full Show podcast. You know you want

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Speaker 1: to