1 00:00:00,520 --> 00:00:02,200 Speaker 1: It's the Will and Woody podcast. 2 00:00:02,800 --> 00:00:06,280 Speaker 2: The mask on pants off, effectively is the instruction that 3 00:00:06,320 --> 00:00:09,240 Speaker 2: you would have to give another athlete in the COVID 4 00:00:10,000 --> 00:00:12,880 Speaker 2: Safe Olympic Village for twenty twenty one wards. 5 00:00:12,960 --> 00:00:16,280 Speaker 3: Yeah, now you're an intelligent man, which makes one of us. 6 00:00:17,040 --> 00:00:20,119 Speaker 3: And you started saying you'll hear this in the podcast. 7 00:00:20,120 --> 00:00:22,360 Speaker 3: We've got a little bit scientific guard's apologies. Sometimes the 8 00:00:22,400 --> 00:00:23,720 Speaker 3: academia spills. 9 00:00:24,120 --> 00:00:28,640 Speaker 2: Sometimes yeah, yeah, we waver into the but you this 10 00:00:28,680 --> 00:00:29,640 Speaker 2: is not fine art. 11 00:00:29,680 --> 00:00:32,879 Speaker 3: It's just yeah, it be fine anyway. You seem to 12 00:00:32,880 --> 00:00:35,800 Speaker 3: think that if you were to get intimate with someone, yeah, 13 00:00:36,080 --> 00:00:37,040 Speaker 3: I had a mask on. 14 00:00:37,400 --> 00:00:39,000 Speaker 2: Yes, if I wanted to get into it with someone 15 00:00:39,040 --> 00:00:40,959 Speaker 2: and had a mask on, yes. 16 00:00:40,800 --> 00:00:42,680 Speaker 3: You potentially would not be passing. 17 00:00:43,120 --> 00:00:44,680 Speaker 2: Is because the virus is an aerosol. 18 00:00:44,840 --> 00:00:47,480 Speaker 3: But don't you think if you were being intimate with someone, 19 00:00:47,520 --> 00:00:51,680 Speaker 3: surely it's coming out of some poor autoly. 20 00:00:50,880 --> 00:00:52,880 Speaker 2: I think we're finding, if anything, that you can find 21 00:00:52,920 --> 00:00:56,040 Speaker 2: COVID in the water and that no one gets infected 22 00:00:56,040 --> 00:00:56,279 Speaker 2: by it. 23 00:00:56,600 --> 00:00:58,880 Speaker 3: Yeah, right, so again we don't we wouldn't condone by 24 00:00:58,920 --> 00:01:02,040 Speaker 3: the way people are going on and having hanky panky 25 00:01:02,080 --> 00:01:02,600 Speaker 3: with Mark. 26 00:01:02,560 --> 00:01:04,720 Speaker 2: I reckon they Budy, I reckon, they reckon, they would. 27 00:01:06,080 --> 00:01:08,759 Speaker 2: There are people out there who are obviously breaching quarantine rules. 28 00:01:09,080 --> 00:01:13,399 Speaker 2: Looking at you, most people in Sydney, Well, seriously, there's 29 00:01:13,400 --> 00:01:15,240 Speaker 2: a bit of flowering of the rules going on out there. 30 00:01:15,280 --> 00:01:17,360 Speaker 2: We know that not their fault, not their fault, not 31 00:01:18,480 --> 00:01:20,319 Speaker 2: definitely is there's a few people up there who aren't 32 00:01:20,360 --> 00:01:22,320 Speaker 2: taking it seriously, there's no doubt about it. From the 33 00:01:23,120 --> 00:01:24,840 Speaker 2: just from the top chop. We're not going to ma. 34 00:01:26,920 --> 00:01:29,720 Speaker 3: Are you coming up next on Q and A. 35 00:01:30,720 --> 00:01:31,080 Speaker 4: I don't know. 36 00:01:31,080 --> 00:01:32,840 Speaker 2: We're not. We're not not naming names. But there will 37 00:01:32,880 --> 00:01:34,839 Speaker 2: be people flatting the rules. And even in Melbourn obviously 38 00:01:34,880 --> 00:01:37,880 Speaker 2: as well, there are people who are single who are 39 00:01:37,959 --> 00:01:40,520 Speaker 2: still looking to, you know, get a bit of source 40 00:01:40,600 --> 00:01:42,880 Speaker 2: on the side. Yes, and that's fine. You've been in 41 00:01:42,880 --> 00:01:45,960 Speaker 2: that situation Woods where you've you've househopped during quarantine. 42 00:01:46,000 --> 00:01:47,560 Speaker 3: I wouldn't say a househopped. I'd say I went for 43 00:01:47,600 --> 00:01:49,160 Speaker 3: a number of walks where I did a lot of 44 00:01:49,200 --> 00:01:55,600 Speaker 3: walking dates right, sorry, look at you to your married 45 00:01:55,680 --> 00:01:57,800 Speaker 3: man and bloggers in a relationship for fifteen years, Yeah, 46 00:02:00,640 --> 00:02:03,160 Speaker 3: to go for walks, that was that was how you people. 47 00:02:03,680 --> 00:02:04,840 Speaker 2: But at the end of the day, you know, if 48 00:02:04,880 --> 00:02:08,480 Speaker 2: the walk ended up, you know, and you ended up, 49 00:02:08,760 --> 00:02:10,680 Speaker 2: you know, going doing a bit more than a walk. 50 00:02:11,280 --> 00:02:13,640 Speaker 2: I've been told to keep this clean, so I'm trying 51 00:02:13,639 --> 00:02:16,120 Speaker 2: to keep it clean. Yeah, I'm saying that the government 52 00:02:16,160 --> 00:02:20,080 Speaker 2: would say to you, if you are going to do 53 00:02:20,200 --> 00:02:23,760 Speaker 2: the fosburry flop with a member of the opposite sex 54 00:02:23,840 --> 00:02:26,280 Speaker 2: or a member of the same things, then we would 55 00:02:26,280 --> 00:02:27,480 Speaker 2: prefer you to do it with a mask. 56 00:02:27,560 --> 00:02:29,760 Speaker 3: Does that mean no kisses or a mask? 57 00:02:29,840 --> 00:02:33,800 Speaker 2: Kiss would would would would undermine the purpose of them. 58 00:02:34,040 --> 00:02:36,919 Speaker 3: We've been seeing some Olympic athletes have to withdraw from COVID. 59 00:02:36,960 --> 00:02:38,840 Speaker 3: So imagine you're over there in Tokyo. 60 00:02:38,880 --> 00:02:41,280 Speaker 2: And you don't want your inventors in week two, you 61 00:02:41,320 --> 00:02:44,880 Speaker 2: don't want COVID You've got You're a You're as toy 62 00:02:44,919 --> 00:02:47,760 Speaker 2: as a Roman sandal, no doubt about it. Are you're 63 00:02:47,760 --> 00:02:50,400 Speaker 2: in the Olympic village, You're over there, it's Tokyo. Mask 64 00:02:50,520 --> 00:02:52,079 Speaker 2: on pants off, mask on pants off. 65 00:02:52,080 --> 00:02:54,000 Speaker 3: I would have thought, buddy, hell, pretty well, well, we 66 00:02:54,040 --> 00:02:56,480 Speaker 3: should talk to an athlete. Good would they chat to us? 67 00:02:56,520 --> 00:02:58,480 Speaker 3: And then the first question is did you have any 68 00:02:58,520 --> 00:02:59,480 Speaker 3: mask on pants off? 69 00:03:00,160 --> 00:03:01,800 Speaker 2: I would be saying to an athlete who's going to 70 00:03:01,800 --> 00:03:06,200 Speaker 2: stay in the village because they're obviously looking to, you know, 71 00:03:06,280 --> 00:03:09,959 Speaker 2: do the pole vault with another member of another Olympic team. Obviously, 72 00:03:10,000 --> 00:03:11,720 Speaker 2: that's why you stay in the Olympic village. 73 00:03:11,720 --> 00:03:13,160 Speaker 3: Why as we just don't know. We said this on 74 00:03:13,160 --> 00:03:14,640 Speaker 3: the air on but in Beijing they ran out of 75 00:03:14,639 --> 00:03:18,120 Speaker 3: condoms a weekend. They might have been Sydney, Sydney, was it. Yeah, 76 00:03:18,160 --> 00:03:20,520 Speaker 3: I think every single Olympics they run out of the 77 00:03:20,520 --> 00:03:24,760 Speaker 3: greatest games of all. They called it. A few more 78 00:03:24,760 --> 00:03:26,720 Speaker 3: Olympic rings in there, so we know they're doing it. 79 00:03:26,800 --> 00:03:29,560 Speaker 3: So we know they're doing it, so yours. If we 80 00:03:29,639 --> 00:03:31,360 Speaker 3: know they're doing it, as long as they're doing it 81 00:03:31,400 --> 00:03:32,440 Speaker 3: with their masks, son. 82 00:03:32,720 --> 00:03:35,240 Speaker 2: I think that's kosher. But the thing was, as you'll 83 00:03:35,240 --> 00:03:37,520 Speaker 2: find out very surely, is that they've tried to change 84 00:03:37,520 --> 00:03:40,680 Speaker 2: the beds to make them cardboard beds so you can't 85 00:03:40,720 --> 00:03:45,280 Speaker 2: have another person on the bed, which yeah, I mean, 86 00:03:45,320 --> 00:03:47,200 Speaker 2: what did you say, voy you grub? 87 00:03:47,320 --> 00:03:50,160 Speaker 3: I said, you do it on the floor. I think 88 00:03:50,560 --> 00:03:53,800 Speaker 3: it is like wet paper bag went. We did have 89 00:03:53,840 --> 00:03:56,160 Speaker 3: the Irish guy though, who proved that. 90 00:03:56,440 --> 00:03:58,280 Speaker 2: There's a little gymnast who us jumping up and down 91 00:03:58,280 --> 00:04:00,960 Speaker 2: in his bed, But he was practically a leprecording, so 92 00:04:05,440 --> 00:04:10,360 Speaker 2: I don't think it was actually getting any weight. All 93 00:04:10,440 --> 00:04:12,720 Speaker 2: I'm saying is exactly. All I'm saying is if you 94 00:04:12,800 --> 00:04:14,680 Speaker 2: had a couple of weightlifters. 95 00:04:15,560 --> 00:04:17,880 Speaker 3: The Belgian weightlifting team are in trouble, yeah. 96 00:04:17,800 --> 00:04:19,799 Speaker 2: Doing a bit of a snatch and grab or whatever 97 00:04:19,800 --> 00:04:22,400 Speaker 2: they call it, the weightlifting clean jerk. That's beautiful. 98 00:04:23,120 --> 00:04:25,760 Speaker 4: You can snatch and graber. Is it a clean and jerk? 99 00:04:26,120 --> 00:04:27,240 Speaker 4: Clean and jerk? Clean? 100 00:04:27,360 --> 00:04:28,680 Speaker 3: But a clean and jerk you can do one. 101 00:04:29,040 --> 00:04:30,400 Speaker 2: The other one is the snatch, isn't it? 102 00:04:30,800 --> 00:04:32,840 Speaker 4: Sorry, isn't there clean and jerk and snap? 103 00:04:33,080 --> 00:04:35,719 Speaker 3: The snatches part of the clean and jerk. The snatches 104 00:04:35,760 --> 00:04:37,120 Speaker 3: when they catch it at the neck. 105 00:04:37,320 --> 00:04:37,960 Speaker 2: Yeah, there you go. 106 00:04:38,160 --> 00:04:39,480 Speaker 3: So yeah, Jesus, what are we talking to? 107 00:04:39,600 --> 00:04:42,640 Speaker 2: Snatching cleaning jerking on a cardboard bed? Telling you the 108 00:04:42,640 --> 00:04:48,159 Speaker 2: weightlifters have break that thing anyway. It's not weight proof. 109 00:04:48,240 --> 00:04:50,640 Speaker 2: It's not weightlifted proof. That's what we know. That might 110 00:04:50,680 --> 00:04:54,200 Speaker 2: be every other discipline sorted. Get two weightlifters on that thing, 111 00:04:54,360 --> 00:04:58,280 Speaker 2: clean and jerk, the thing would just combust. All right, 112 00:04:58,560 --> 00:05:00,720 Speaker 2: We're going to get get out of here. 113 00:05:00,760 --> 00:05:01,880 Speaker 3: And then we kept that pretty clean. 114 00:05:02,240 --> 00:05:04,880 Speaker 2: Then we get that pretty clean. Apart from Woody claiming. 115 00:05:04,640 --> 00:05:06,839 Speaker 3: That he was what I didn't do anything having sex 116 00:05:06,880 --> 00:05:09,320 Speaker 3: and bushes people walks on sex. 117 00:05:09,200 --> 00:05:11,520 Speaker 2: In a bush. Did you said that and then you 118 00:05:11,560 --> 00:05:14,240 Speaker 2: said you do it on the floor? Absolutely, I said 119 00:05:14,279 --> 00:05:15,880 Speaker 2: they would do it on the said you do it 120 00:05:15,880 --> 00:05:16,240 Speaker 2: on the floor. 121 00:05:16,279 --> 00:05:16,960 Speaker 3: No, you didn't say that. 122 00:05:17,160 --> 00:05:19,200 Speaker 2: You said you'd do it on the floor, suggesting. 123 00:05:18,800 --> 00:05:22,240 Speaker 5: That you frequent the floor anyway, which is just we're 124 00:05:22,240 --> 00:05:25,960 Speaker 5: going to start the podcast. Frequent frequent the floor, your 125 00:05:26,120 --> 00:05:29,839 Speaker 5: floor anyway, floor anyway. 126 00:05:29,920 --> 00:05:31,839 Speaker 3: Sorry I went start. 127 00:05:33,600 --> 00:05:38,520 Speaker 6: Let's talk about the Tokyo twenty twenty one Olympics today 128 00:05:38,520 --> 00:05:39,360 Speaker 6: start on Thursday. 129 00:05:39,480 --> 00:05:40,920 Speaker 2: Most anticipated Olympics ever. 130 00:05:40,960 --> 00:05:46,160 Speaker 7: Woods and I have no idea we're good broadcast. 131 00:05:46,600 --> 00:05:49,640 Speaker 2: No, I know it is anticipated, but I think you know, yeah, 132 00:05:49,680 --> 00:05:51,240 Speaker 2: obviously it's under a bit of a cloud. 133 00:05:51,080 --> 00:05:53,000 Speaker 3: Under a virus produces a mouthing it Friday. 134 00:05:53,560 --> 00:05:56,440 Speaker 2: This Friday is Friday, perfect perfect. I was staying up 135 00:05:56,480 --> 00:06:03,039 Speaker 2: for that anyway, The so so so so they've Actually 136 00:06:03,160 --> 00:06:04,680 Speaker 2: I want to ask you everyroun a question. 137 00:06:05,560 --> 00:06:08,240 Speaker 3: Get about mateo. 138 00:06:07,880 --> 00:06:09,280 Speaker 4: Anyone A six five ye? 139 00:06:09,720 --> 00:06:15,040 Speaker 2: How did your parents try and mitigate or reduce your 140 00:06:15,279 --> 00:06:19,640 Speaker 2: intimacy as a teenager. All right, that's a question thirty 141 00:06:19,640 --> 00:06:21,400 Speaker 2: one six y five. How did your parents try and 142 00:06:21,720 --> 00:06:24,800 Speaker 2: mitigate or reduced your intimacy as a teenager. And the 143 00:06:24,839 --> 00:06:27,279 Speaker 2: reason I'm asking that is because the Olympic Committee have 144 00:06:27,520 --> 00:06:31,120 Speaker 2: introduced a way to try and stop athletes sleeping together, 145 00:06:36,839 --> 00:06:39,200 Speaker 2: which I think, to be honest, is a bit of 146 00:06:39,200 --> 00:06:41,680 Speaker 2: a tragedy in a lot of ways, because I think 147 00:06:41,800 --> 00:06:44,000 Speaker 2: if you are going to the Olympics, then you've earned 148 00:06:44,000 --> 00:06:47,680 Speaker 2: the right to compete for your country and be at 149 00:06:47,720 --> 00:06:49,799 Speaker 2: it like rabbits for two weeks with the other people 150 00:06:49,800 --> 00:06:51,560 Speaker 2: in the village. That's the way that it goes. You 151 00:06:51,640 --> 00:06:52,200 Speaker 2: rock up. 152 00:06:52,560 --> 00:06:54,400 Speaker 3: It's one of the big perpoks of being an Olympian. 153 00:06:54,480 --> 00:06:56,000 Speaker 3: I reckon, you get to go to this village where 154 00:06:56,000 --> 00:07:00,320 Speaker 3: there's similar aged people that are fit, healthy, attractive. Yes, 155 00:07:00,720 --> 00:07:05,320 Speaker 3: you come together, and I mean you gather together. That happens, 156 00:07:05,400 --> 00:07:07,320 Speaker 3: and then you know, you go from dorm to dorm. 157 00:07:07,360 --> 00:07:09,320 Speaker 3: I mentioned, yeah, you do, absolutely you do. 158 00:07:10,200 --> 00:07:12,480 Speaker 2: That's what we hear every Olympics and that's the idea 159 00:07:12,480 --> 00:07:16,320 Speaker 2: and apparently it's a bloody hoot. But what they've done 160 00:07:16,360 --> 00:07:20,120 Speaker 2: in Tokyo, these Japanese engineers and they're savvy. There's no 161 00:07:20,160 --> 00:07:24,320 Speaker 2: doubt they're savvy. They've installed these beds in the Olympic 162 00:07:24,400 --> 00:07:26,320 Speaker 2: village which are made out of cardboard. 163 00:07:26,920 --> 00:07:29,120 Speaker 3: That's not stopping anyone, Can I just say? 164 00:07:29,200 --> 00:07:32,000 Speaker 2: Well, So they're made out of cardboard and the idea 165 00:07:32,160 --> 00:07:35,280 Speaker 2: is that they're going to support just one person's body weight. 166 00:07:36,040 --> 00:07:38,680 Speaker 3: Yeah, I get the reasoning behind it. So it's like, 167 00:07:38,680 --> 00:07:40,800 Speaker 3: if you bring a second person, you'll break the bed 168 00:07:40,880 --> 00:07:42,520 Speaker 3: and then we know you're up to no good. But 169 00:07:42,960 --> 00:07:44,320 Speaker 3: I mean they'll do it on the floor. 170 00:07:44,360 --> 00:07:47,520 Speaker 2: Will Well, we're not all grubs like you would. 171 00:07:47,600 --> 00:07:49,560 Speaker 3: I wouldn't thought. I would like to say, I'm sorry, 172 00:07:49,600 --> 00:07:52,240 Speaker 3: but it's been four years of hard training. Yeah, and 173 00:07:52,280 --> 00:07:52,960 Speaker 3: then you meet them. 174 00:07:52,960 --> 00:07:55,200 Speaker 2: It's not like they've abstained from having sex in that 175 00:07:55,280 --> 00:07:55,800 Speaker 2: four years. 176 00:07:55,840 --> 00:07:58,560 Speaker 3: Though some people do training, they take the training very 177 00:07:58,640 --> 00:08:00,760 Speaker 3: very seriously, don't get into relationship chips. And then all 178 00:08:00,760 --> 00:08:02,200 Speaker 3: of a sudden you can knock on your door from 179 00:08:02,200 --> 00:08:09,520 Speaker 3: the finish synchronized swimmer called Holy a bizarre name for 180 00:08:09,560 --> 00:08:11,080 Speaker 3: a finished girl. But you get past that. 181 00:08:11,200 --> 00:08:11,360 Speaker 2: Yeah. 182 00:08:11,440 --> 00:08:15,080 Speaker 3: Yeah, and I don't care if my if my bead 183 00:08:15,160 --> 00:08:17,160 Speaker 3: is made of marshmallows. 184 00:08:16,520 --> 00:08:19,640 Speaker 2: Well, marshmallows would be quite delighting that'd be the dream. 185 00:08:19,840 --> 00:08:21,920 Speaker 2: They put that through in the first coffee, but they're like, no, 186 00:08:22,000 --> 00:08:24,960 Speaker 2: two wis They'll just stay in the dorms. So I 187 00:08:25,080 --> 00:08:27,560 Speaker 2: know they've gone with the cardboard Yeah, only supports a 188 00:08:27,560 --> 00:08:29,800 Speaker 2: single person. Which can I just say again, like you've 189 00:08:29,840 --> 00:08:31,720 Speaker 2: got these athletes in there. I'm not sure if you've 190 00:08:31,720 --> 00:08:34,360 Speaker 2: seen the size of some of those hammer throwers or 191 00:08:35,280 --> 00:08:38,160 Speaker 2: wrestlers and whatnot. Where big boys or summer wrestling is 192 00:08:38,160 --> 00:08:40,959 Speaker 2: in the Olympic sport, I wouldn't have thought so, but 193 00:08:40,960 --> 00:08:42,200 Speaker 2: but you know, you know what I mean, there's a 194 00:08:42,320 --> 00:08:45,000 Speaker 2: huge discrepancy, and it's these tiny gymnasts. You've got fourteen 195 00:08:45,080 --> 00:08:47,640 Speaker 2: year old to you know, wait fifty kilos or something. 196 00:08:47,800 --> 00:08:49,240 Speaker 2: Of course, at the other end you've got you know, 197 00:08:49,280 --> 00:08:51,160 Speaker 2: weightlifters weighing one hundred and sixty kilos. 198 00:08:51,440 --> 00:08:53,480 Speaker 3: How are they going to be supported by a cardboard box? 199 00:08:53,520 --> 00:08:55,360 Speaker 2: But what I'm saying is is if you're if you 200 00:08:55,400 --> 00:08:58,040 Speaker 2: weigh seventy kilos and you know the max, wait one 201 00:08:58,120 --> 00:09:00,400 Speaker 2: hundred and fifty, because they've got a weightlifter who's one 202 00:09:00,480 --> 00:09:06,760 Speaker 2: hundred and fifty and you've absolutely solved the problem. 203 00:09:07,360 --> 00:09:10,640 Speaker 3: So what you're saying is for the trim and small athletes. 204 00:09:10,840 --> 00:09:11,720 Speaker 3: It's just pumping. 205 00:09:11,840 --> 00:09:12,400 Speaker 2: Absolutely. 206 00:09:12,760 --> 00:09:16,000 Speaker 3: My stocks have just risen. Absolutely, I'm under sixty five kegs. 207 00:09:16,000 --> 00:09:17,240 Speaker 2: So that's going to be the question. It's going to 208 00:09:17,280 --> 00:09:19,680 Speaker 2: be a bit controversial when you're walking through the Olympic village. 209 00:09:19,679 --> 00:09:21,240 Speaker 2: Don't run, you know, you're kid? How much do you wait? 210 00:09:22,280 --> 00:09:24,160 Speaker 4: Sorry for the limit. 211 00:09:25,800 --> 00:09:28,160 Speaker 2: It's not nothing personal, but we don't want to be 212 00:09:28,160 --> 00:09:30,400 Speaker 2: doing it on the floor. But anyway, look, I actually 213 00:09:30,400 --> 00:09:33,079 Speaker 2: think that's quite a good idea to try and reduce intimacy. 214 00:09:33,160 --> 00:09:35,520 Speaker 2: I mean, you know, gags to one side, there woulds. 215 00:09:35,240 --> 00:09:38,240 Speaker 3: Did your parents try to stop you from from getting Yes, 216 00:09:39,200 --> 00:09:40,320 Speaker 3: your teenage. 217 00:09:39,880 --> 00:09:42,640 Speaker 2: Years there's a door open policy for a while there. 218 00:09:42,720 --> 00:09:44,440 Speaker 3: Yeah. Classic, that's a classic one. 219 00:09:44,559 --> 00:09:47,680 Speaker 2: Yeah. And I also and I had a single bed 220 00:09:47,720 --> 00:09:49,640 Speaker 2: for a very long time. That was enforced on me. 221 00:09:49,840 --> 00:09:52,079 Speaker 3: I remember that the King single used to it was 222 00:09:52,080 --> 00:09:54,040 Speaker 3: a kinging. It was just nothing. It was a standard scene. 223 00:09:55,360 --> 00:09:56,840 Speaker 3: You're on the defense, I'm sorry. 224 00:09:56,640 --> 00:10:00,920 Speaker 2: What are you king single? Well that's the way to 225 00:10:00,960 --> 00:10:05,160 Speaker 2: try and say to prospective prospective suitors as well. Don't 226 00:10:05,200 --> 00:10:06,440 Speaker 2: you worry about it though it's a. 227 00:10:06,480 --> 00:10:08,800 Speaker 3: King signal only royalty here. 228 00:10:10,400 --> 00:10:13,120 Speaker 2: What methods did your parents employ? To try and stop 229 00:10:13,160 --> 00:10:18,320 Speaker 2: you being intimate as a kid. I use that word 230 00:10:18,440 --> 00:10:22,440 Speaker 2: kid liberally, obviously, I mean in your younger years, guys, 231 00:10:22,960 --> 00:10:26,680 Speaker 2: teenage years, well potentially, who knows, who knows, woods you 232 00:10:26,760 --> 00:10:28,439 Speaker 2: might still be living with your mother and you're thirty 233 00:10:28,480 --> 00:10:32,240 Speaker 2: five and she doesn't like you doing the horizontal greas 234 00:10:32,320 --> 00:10:34,320 Speaker 2: weasel tango in the room next to hers. So you know, 235 00:10:34,400 --> 00:10:37,760 Speaker 2: maybe she plays her opera very loudly. M we take that, 236 00:10:37,840 --> 00:10:40,680 Speaker 2: call our producer el Ja. The reason, sorry, the reason 237 00:10:40,720 --> 00:10:43,920 Speaker 2: we're talking about this is the International Olympic Committee have employed 238 00:10:44,360 --> 00:10:47,280 Speaker 2: cardboard beds in the new Olympic Village that can only 239 00:10:47,280 --> 00:10:51,800 Speaker 2: withstand one person's weight, and I imagine is a bit 240 00:10:51,840 --> 00:10:57,200 Speaker 2: of a hassle to dunk the dinghis on a. 241 00:10:57,200 --> 00:10:59,959 Speaker 3: Lot of broken beds, I reckon after the other. 242 00:11:00,320 --> 00:11:02,360 Speaker 2: Well, we'll wait and see, wait and see. Maybe maybe 243 00:11:02,360 --> 00:11:06,040 Speaker 2: maybe they'll stick to their own dorms. Who knows, who knows? 244 00:11:05,920 --> 00:11:12,240 Speaker 2: You gotta be COVID. Do they have to have I 245 00:11:12,880 --> 00:11:14,280 Speaker 2: do they have to have sex with the mask on? 246 00:11:14,320 --> 00:11:16,640 Speaker 2: But that would be a ridiculous question. I actually a 247 00:11:17,760 --> 00:11:19,800 Speaker 2: friend of COVID friendly village. 248 00:11:20,080 --> 00:11:21,839 Speaker 3: Of course they did, yeah, yeah, But a friend of 249 00:11:21,920 --> 00:11:23,400 Speaker 3: mine was saying that he's like, no, it's also have 250 00:11:23,480 --> 00:11:26,439 Speaker 3: to pick my mask on, bloody moron. Anyway, l J. 251 00:11:27,480 --> 00:11:31,920 Speaker 2: It is a respiratory disease though, like it's it's transmitted 252 00:11:31,960 --> 00:11:34,000 Speaker 2: by the air. Yeah, but I think if you're an 253 00:11:34,000 --> 00:11:35,959 Speaker 2: air assault, that's the word I was after. If you're 254 00:11:35,960 --> 00:11:39,120 Speaker 2: in bed with someone, it's not an st I it's 255 00:11:39,160 --> 00:11:41,559 Speaker 2: on st I woulds I reckon that would be anyway, 256 00:11:41,640 --> 00:11:44,160 Speaker 2: we'll get someone on talking about you get a doctor on, actually, 257 00:11:44,240 --> 00:11:46,959 Speaker 2: mask on, pants off? Am I right? 258 00:11:47,559 --> 00:11:55,959 Speaker 8: Anyway, Let's let's go to produce because LG. 259 00:11:56,040 --> 00:11:59,160 Speaker 2: Your parents used to employ some methods to stop you 260 00:11:59,200 --> 00:12:00,559 Speaker 2: being intimate as a teenager. 261 00:12:01,679 --> 00:12:05,480 Speaker 9: Yes, so if I had a boy around to the house, 262 00:12:05,840 --> 00:12:08,520 Speaker 9: I had to keep my bedroom door open at all 263 00:12:08,640 --> 00:12:14,120 Speaker 9: times so that we couldn't get up to any mischief. Unfortunately, 264 00:12:14,120 --> 00:12:15,920 Speaker 9: my mom and dad didn't realize at the time that 265 00:12:16,120 --> 00:12:19,440 Speaker 9: I was actually figuring out that I was gay. My 266 00:12:19,480 --> 00:12:21,600 Speaker 9: girlfriend's round, the door could be closed. 267 00:12:23,280 --> 00:12:26,520 Speaker 2: No idea funny got them them. 268 00:12:28,520 --> 00:12:32,520 Speaker 10: Oh god, at what point did they realize? And while 269 00:12:32,600 --> 00:12:34,640 Speaker 10: we were always closing the door when the women were 270 00:12:34,640 --> 00:12:36,360 Speaker 10: coming over, we're playing lego again. 271 00:12:36,440 --> 00:12:37,960 Speaker 2: Don't want to be able to hear you out there, 272 00:12:38,600 --> 00:12:43,760 Speaker 2: My son pumps off. Alright, let's go to Mandy on 273 00:12:44,280 --> 00:12:48,880 Speaker 2: I six five, Mandy, how you going? Your parents tried 274 00:12:48,920 --> 00:12:54,360 Speaker 2: to mitigate intimacy through a technique they did far away. 275 00:12:55,600 --> 00:12:59,199 Speaker 11: So I had a boyfriend when I was about eighteen, 276 00:12:59,200 --> 00:13:03,920 Speaker 11: who I'm now married too. I'm Nelly forty. Oh thank you. 277 00:13:04,840 --> 00:13:08,320 Speaker 11: But yeah, so when he came around and started staying over, 278 00:13:08,920 --> 00:13:14,200 Speaker 11: my dad's a pretty hard man with a lot of rules, 279 00:13:14,400 --> 00:13:16,439 Speaker 11: and we were sitting down to dinner before we went 280 00:13:16,480 --> 00:13:19,640 Speaker 11: to bed, and he asked my boyfriend at the time, 281 00:13:20,480 --> 00:13:22,880 Speaker 11: is he a loud sleeper and does he move a lot? 282 00:13:23,840 --> 00:13:26,360 Speaker 11: And my offerend kind of said, no, not really, I 283 00:13:26,360 --> 00:13:28,320 Speaker 11: don't think. So he said, oh, that's good, because I'm 284 00:13:28,320 --> 00:13:30,520 Speaker 11: going to tie a pair of bells around your ankles 285 00:13:30,520 --> 00:13:36,400 Speaker 11: tonight before you go to bed then, and then we'll 286 00:13:36,440 --> 00:13:38,439 Speaker 11: stay good night and see what happened. 287 00:13:38,640 --> 00:13:42,920 Speaker 2: That bells around the ankles? 288 00:13:42,960 --> 00:13:45,760 Speaker 3: Wouldn't that be exciting? Though? Trying to keep the ankles still? 289 00:13:46,320 --> 00:13:49,720 Speaker 3: Wouldn't that just be wild? The movie A Quiet Place. 290 00:13:49,920 --> 00:13:52,160 Speaker 2: Yes it is woods, Let's go to Jo. You don't 291 00:13:52,160 --> 00:13:55,560 Speaker 2: think that'd be excited when trying to keep your ankles still? Yeah? 292 00:13:56,480 --> 00:13:57,400 Speaker 4: Yeah, think about it. 293 00:13:58,280 --> 00:13:59,480 Speaker 2: What do you mean I'm thinking about it? 294 00:13:59,559 --> 00:14:01,800 Speaker 3: I just think let's got a Jody here. For anyone 295 00:14:01,840 --> 00:14:03,760 Speaker 3: who's sinks five, Jody's. 296 00:14:03,240 --> 00:14:05,520 Speaker 2: Probably he's probably targeted the wrong thing, isn't he. 297 00:14:06,520 --> 00:14:08,559 Speaker 3: Where do you want to tie? Wanted to tie around 298 00:14:08,559 --> 00:14:09,040 Speaker 3: the dingers? 299 00:14:10,360 --> 00:14:11,520 Speaker 2: Just around your hips or something. 300 00:14:11,960 --> 00:14:14,280 Speaker 3: Yeah, without your hips, you'd be you'd been stripe. Not 301 00:14:14,360 --> 00:14:16,040 Speaker 3: you, You're established. Let's go to. 302 00:14:19,200 --> 00:14:22,400 Speaker 2: Taking calls. What methods did your parents employ to try 303 00:14:22,440 --> 00:14:26,040 Speaker 2: and stop you being intimate as a teenager. We've got 304 00:14:26,120 --> 00:14:29,920 Speaker 2: Jody who's joined us. Joe's your parents. Your parents tried 305 00:14:29,920 --> 00:14:32,520 Speaker 2: to mitigate you being a bit saucy as a kid mate. 306 00:14:33,200 --> 00:14:36,720 Speaker 12: Yeah, so basically when I was a young teenager, you know, 307 00:14:37,040 --> 00:14:41,960 Speaker 12: starting to find my way in life. Yes, I worked 308 00:14:41,960 --> 00:14:45,440 Speaker 12: after the shower was a fun place to be the shower, 309 00:14:45,560 --> 00:14:48,280 Speaker 12: of course, yeah, just you know, to shower hip. 310 00:14:49,200 --> 00:14:54,840 Speaker 3: Oh hello, a bit of a midnight mas for you 311 00:14:55,640 --> 00:14:56,000 Speaker 3: with my. 312 00:14:56,040 --> 00:14:59,360 Speaker 12: Mother called window. I'm not really sure how. Maybe because 313 00:14:59,360 --> 00:15:03,400 Speaker 12: I was just having really long showers and the next 314 00:15:03,480 --> 00:15:05,320 Speaker 12: day when I went to go and have a shower, 315 00:15:06,000 --> 00:15:11,000 Speaker 12: she basically untwisted the shower heads so that the water 316 00:15:11,040 --> 00:15:13,560 Speaker 12: wouldn't be able to come out there, and she said 317 00:15:13,720 --> 00:15:15,080 Speaker 12: it's just not necessary. 318 00:15:15,800 --> 00:15:18,440 Speaker 2: Oh she took the whole shower head off. 319 00:15:19,200 --> 00:15:22,400 Speaker 3: Yep, she is just not necessary. 320 00:15:22,440 --> 00:15:24,440 Speaker 2: How long were you in the shower for Jody? 321 00:15:25,000 --> 00:15:26,720 Speaker 12: Look, I'm not going to allow it was probably a 322 00:15:26,720 --> 00:15:27,680 Speaker 12: good half an hour. 323 00:15:30,680 --> 00:15:32,320 Speaker 1: It's the Will and Woody podcast. 324 00:15:32,600 --> 00:15:37,000 Speaker 6: Let's talk about the Tokyo twenty twenty one Olympics. 325 00:15:37,200 --> 00:15:38,360 Speaker 3: Did I start on Thursday? 326 00:15:38,480 --> 00:15:39,920 Speaker 2: Most anticipated Olympics ever? 327 00:15:39,960 --> 00:15:45,160 Speaker 7: Woods and I have no idea we're good broadcast. 328 00:15:45,640 --> 00:15:47,760 Speaker 2: No, I know it is anticipated, but I think you know, 329 00:15:48,480 --> 00:15:50,320 Speaker 2: you know obviously it's under a bit of a cloud. 330 00:15:50,080 --> 00:15:52,040 Speaker 3: Under a viral produces a mouthing it Friday. 331 00:15:52,600 --> 00:15:55,480 Speaker 2: This Friday is Friday, perfect, perfect. I was staying up 332 00:15:55,480 --> 00:16:02,080 Speaker 2: for that. Anyway, the so so so so they've actually 333 00:16:02,200 --> 00:16:05,320 Speaker 2: I want to ask you every other question. Get about mate, 334 00:16:06,920 --> 00:16:11,080 Speaker 2: anyone six five? How did your parents try and mitigate 335 00:16:12,120 --> 00:16:17,960 Speaker 2: or reduce your intimacy as a teenager? All right, that's 336 00:16:17,960 --> 00:16:20,080 Speaker 2: a question. Thirty six y five? How did your parents 337 00:16:20,120 --> 00:16:23,680 Speaker 2: try and mitigate or reduced your intimacy as a teenager? 338 00:16:23,720 --> 00:16:25,440 Speaker 2: And the reason I'm asking that is because the Olympic 339 00:16:25,440 --> 00:16:29,200 Speaker 2: Committee have introduced a way to try and stop athletes 340 00:16:29,280 --> 00:16:38,000 Speaker 2: sleeping together, which I think, to be honest, is a 341 00:16:38,000 --> 00:16:40,360 Speaker 2: bit of a tragedy in a lot of ways, because 342 00:16:40,400 --> 00:16:42,640 Speaker 2: I think if you are going to the Olympics, then 343 00:16:42,680 --> 00:16:45,360 Speaker 2: you've earned the right to compete for your country and 344 00:16:45,480 --> 00:16:48,360 Speaker 2: be at it like rabbits for two weeks with the 345 00:16:48,400 --> 00:16:50,400 Speaker 2: other people in the village. That's the way that it goes. 346 00:16:50,480 --> 00:16:51,240 Speaker 2: You rock up. 347 00:16:51,600 --> 00:16:53,440 Speaker 3: It's one of the big perpoks have been an Olympian. 348 00:16:53,480 --> 00:16:55,040 Speaker 3: I reckon, you get to go to this village where 349 00:16:55,040 --> 00:16:59,320 Speaker 3: there's similar aged people that are fit, healthy, attractive. Yes, 350 00:17:00,080 --> 00:17:04,480 Speaker 3: come together. I mean you gather together. That happens and 351 00:17:04,520 --> 00:17:07,080 Speaker 3: then you know, you go from dorm to dorm. I mangine, Yeah, 352 00:17:07,119 --> 00:17:08,320 Speaker 3: you do, absolutely you do. 353 00:17:09,040 --> 00:17:11,520 Speaker 2: That's what we hear every Olympics and that's the idea. 354 00:17:11,520 --> 00:17:15,400 Speaker 2: And apparently it's a bloody hoot. But what they've done 355 00:17:15,400 --> 00:17:19,160 Speaker 2: in Tokyo, these Japanese engineers, and they're savvy, there's no 356 00:17:19,160 --> 00:17:23,360 Speaker 2: doubt they're savvy. They've installed these beds in the Olympic 357 00:17:23,400 --> 00:17:25,320 Speaker 2: village which are made out of cardboard. 358 00:17:25,920 --> 00:17:27,200 Speaker 3: That's not stopping anyone. 359 00:17:27,280 --> 00:17:30,400 Speaker 2: Can I just say, well, so they're made out of cardboard. 360 00:17:30,400 --> 00:17:32,760 Speaker 2: And the idea is that they're going to support just 361 00:17:32,880 --> 00:17:34,320 Speaker 2: one person's body weight. 362 00:17:35,040 --> 00:17:37,679 Speaker 3: Yeah, I get the reasoning behind it. So it's like 363 00:17:37,720 --> 00:17:39,840 Speaker 3: if you bring a second person, you'll break the bed 364 00:17:39,880 --> 00:17:41,920 Speaker 3: and then we know you're up to no good. But yeah, 365 00:17:41,960 --> 00:17:43,359 Speaker 3: I mean they'll do it on the floor. 366 00:17:43,400 --> 00:17:46,520 Speaker 2: Will Well, we're not all grubs like you would. 367 00:17:46,640 --> 00:17:48,600 Speaker 3: I wouldn't what I would like to say. I'm sorry, 368 00:17:48,640 --> 00:17:51,280 Speaker 3: but it's been four years of hard training. Yeah, and 369 00:17:51,320 --> 00:17:51,959 Speaker 3: then you meet them. 370 00:17:51,960 --> 00:17:54,199 Speaker 2: It's not like they've abstained from having sex in that 371 00:17:54,280 --> 00:17:54,840 Speaker 2: four years. 372 00:17:54,840 --> 00:17:57,600 Speaker 3: Though some people do training. They take the training very 373 00:17:57,680 --> 00:17:59,800 Speaker 3: very seriously, don't get into relationships, and then all of 374 00:17:59,880 --> 00:18:03,520 Speaker 3: us I can knock on your door from the finish 375 00:18:03,720 --> 00:18:09,320 Speaker 3: synchronized swimmer called Holy a bizarre name for a finished girl. 376 00:18:09,320 --> 00:18:12,560 Speaker 3: But you get past that. Yeah, yeah, and I don't 377 00:18:12,600 --> 00:18:15,399 Speaker 3: care if my if my bead is made of marshmallows. 378 00:18:15,880 --> 00:18:18,960 Speaker 2: Marshmallows would be quite delighted. That'd be the dream. They 379 00:18:19,040 --> 00:18:20,919 Speaker 2: put that through in the first coffee. But they're like, no, 380 00:18:21,040 --> 00:18:24,000 Speaker 2: two whiz, they'll just stay in the dorms. So I 381 00:18:24,080 --> 00:18:26,560 Speaker 2: know they've gone with the cardboard. Yeah, only supports a 382 00:18:26,600 --> 00:18:28,840 Speaker 2: single person, which can I just say again, like you've 383 00:18:28,840 --> 00:18:30,760 Speaker 2: got these athletes in there I'm not sure if you've 384 00:18:30,760 --> 00:18:33,200 Speaker 2: seen the size of some of those you hammer throwers 385 00:18:33,280 --> 00:18:37,119 Speaker 2: or wrestlers and whatnot, where big boys or summer wrestling 386 00:18:37,160 --> 00:18:39,440 Speaker 2: is in Olympic sport, I wouldn't have thought so, but 387 00:18:39,960 --> 00:18:41,239 Speaker 2: but you know, you know what I mean, there's a 388 00:18:41,359 --> 00:18:44,199 Speaker 2: huge discrepancy in these tiny gymnasts. You got fourteen year 389 00:18:44,240 --> 00:18:47,120 Speaker 2: old to you know, wait, fifty kilos or something. Of course, 390 00:18:47,160 --> 00:18:49,000 Speaker 2: at the other end, you've got you know, weightlifters weighing 391 00:18:49,000 --> 00:18:50,200 Speaker 2: one hundred and sixty kilos. 392 00:18:50,440 --> 00:18:52,520 Speaker 3: How are they going to be supported by a cardboard box? 393 00:18:52,560 --> 00:18:54,359 Speaker 2: But what I'm saying is is if you're if you 394 00:18:54,440 --> 00:18:57,080 Speaker 2: weigh seventy kilos and you know the max waits one 395 00:18:57,119 --> 00:18:59,399 Speaker 2: hundred and fifty because they've got a weightlifter who's one 396 00:18:59,480 --> 00:19:06,160 Speaker 2: hundred and fifty and you you absolutely solved the problem. 397 00:19:06,359 --> 00:19:09,639 Speaker 3: So what you're saying is for the trim and small athletes, 398 00:19:09,880 --> 00:19:10,679 Speaker 3: it's just pumping. 399 00:19:10,880 --> 00:19:11,440 Speaker 2: Absolutely. 400 00:19:11,800 --> 00:19:15,040 Speaker 3: My stocks have just risen. Absolutely, I'm under sixty five kegs. 401 00:19:15,040 --> 00:19:16,280 Speaker 2: So that's going to be the question. It's going to 402 00:19:16,320 --> 00:19:18,720 Speaker 2: be a bit controversial. When you're walking through the Olympic village, 403 00:19:18,720 --> 00:19:19,600 Speaker 2: don't run you you're kid? 404 00:19:19,640 --> 00:19:24,280 Speaker 4: How much do you want sorry for the limitlogy. 405 00:19:24,840 --> 00:19:27,159 Speaker 2: It's not nothing personal, but we don't want to be 406 00:19:27,200 --> 00:19:29,439 Speaker 2: doing it on the floor. But anyway, look, I actually 407 00:19:29,440 --> 00:19:32,080 Speaker 2: think that's quite a good idea to try and reduce intimacy. 408 00:19:32,160 --> 00:19:34,240 Speaker 2: I mean, you know, gangs to one side, there woulds? 409 00:19:34,240 --> 00:19:37,280 Speaker 3: Did your parents try to stop you from from getting yes, 410 00:19:37,760 --> 00:19:38,880 Speaker 3: your teenage. 411 00:19:38,920 --> 00:19:41,680 Speaker 2: Yes, there's a door open policy for a while there. 412 00:19:41,760 --> 00:19:41,960 Speaker 3: Yeah. 413 00:19:41,960 --> 00:19:45,800 Speaker 2: Classic, that's a classic one. Yeah. And I also and 414 00:19:45,840 --> 00:19:47,600 Speaker 2: I had a single bed for a very long time. 415 00:19:47,640 --> 00:19:48,679 Speaker 2: That was enforced on me. 416 00:19:48,840 --> 00:19:51,119 Speaker 3: I remember that the King single used to it was 417 00:19:51,119 --> 00:19:52,840 Speaker 3: the King. It was just nothing. It was a standard 418 00:19:52,880 --> 00:19:55,880 Speaker 3: scene you ony defense, I'm sorry. 419 00:19:55,640 --> 00:19:56,320 Speaker 12: What are you king? 420 00:19:56,440 --> 00:19:56,800 Speaker 13: Jingle? 421 00:19:59,320 --> 00:20:02,200 Speaker 2: That's why I did. I don't say to prospective prospective 422 00:20:02,240 --> 00:20:03,160 Speaker 2: suitors as well. 423 00:20:03,359 --> 00:20:03,919 Speaker 3: Did it work? 424 00:20:04,000 --> 00:20:06,080 Speaker 2: Don't you worry about it though? It's a king signal 425 00:20:06,960 --> 00:20:11,400 Speaker 2: only royalty here all right? So thirty one, six six 426 00:20:11,480 --> 00:20:13,880 Speaker 2: months and phone number, love to hear from you guys. 427 00:20:14,119 --> 00:20:17,200 Speaker 2: Did your parents try and stop you from being intimate? How? 428 00:20:17,640 --> 00:20:21,040 Speaker 2: How is the question? Like? What savvy techniques did they use? 429 00:20:21,440 --> 00:20:22,960 Speaker 2: We'll take your calls right next time with them. What 430 00:20:23,480 --> 00:20:26,040 Speaker 2: methods did your parents employ to try and stop you 431 00:20:26,160 --> 00:20:31,480 Speaker 2: being intimate? As a kid. I used that word kid 432 00:20:31,600 --> 00:20:33,440 Speaker 2: liberally obviously. 433 00:20:33,440 --> 00:20:36,920 Speaker 3: I mean in your younger years, guys, teenage years. 434 00:20:36,840 --> 00:20:39,960 Speaker 2: Well potentially, who knows, who knows, woods you might still 435 00:20:39,960 --> 00:20:41,600 Speaker 2: be living with your mother and you're thirty five and 436 00:20:41,640 --> 00:20:45,879 Speaker 2: she doesn't like you doing the horizontal grease weasel tango 437 00:20:45,880 --> 00:20:47,480 Speaker 2: in the room next to hers. So you know, maybe 438 00:20:47,520 --> 00:20:50,880 Speaker 2: she plays her opera very loudly. We take that call 439 00:20:51,600 --> 00:20:53,680 Speaker 2: our producer el Ja. The reason, sorry, the reason we're 440 00:20:53,680 --> 00:20:57,800 Speaker 2: talking about this is the International Olympic Committee have employed cardboard 441 00:20:57,840 --> 00:21:00,639 Speaker 2: beds in the new Olympic Village that can own withstand 442 00:21:00,680 --> 00:21:04,760 Speaker 2: one person's weight, and I imagine is a bit of 443 00:21:04,760 --> 00:21:09,080 Speaker 2: a hassle to dunk the dingers on. 444 00:21:10,040 --> 00:21:13,600 Speaker 3: What of broken beds, I reckon after the Olympics, Well, we'll. 445 00:21:13,440 --> 00:21:15,640 Speaker 2: Wait and see, wait and see. Maybe maybe maybe they'll 446 00:21:15,640 --> 00:21:18,800 Speaker 2: stick to their own dorms. Who knows, who knows. You 447 00:21:18,880 --> 00:21:25,760 Speaker 2: got to be COVID. Do they have to have do 448 00:21:25,800 --> 00:21:27,199 Speaker 2: they have to have sex with a mask on? But 449 00:21:27,240 --> 00:21:30,840 Speaker 2: that would be a ridiculous question. I actually a friend 450 00:21:30,880 --> 00:21:32,640 Speaker 2: of COVID friendly village. 451 00:21:32,920 --> 00:21:34,600 Speaker 3: Of course they do. Yeah, yeah, but no. A friend 452 00:21:34,640 --> 00:21:36,040 Speaker 3: of mine was saying that he's like, no, it's all 453 00:21:36,040 --> 00:21:38,879 Speaker 3: safe to keep my mask on. Bloody more on anyway, 454 00:21:39,040 --> 00:21:39,240 Speaker 3: l J. 455 00:21:40,320 --> 00:21:44,720 Speaker 2: It is a respiratory disease though, like it's it's transmitted 456 00:21:44,800 --> 00:21:46,800 Speaker 2: by the air. Yeah, but I think if you're an 457 00:21:46,800 --> 00:21:48,280 Speaker 2: air assault, that's the word I was after. 458 00:21:48,520 --> 00:21:50,840 Speaker 3: If you're in bed with someone, it's. 459 00:21:50,720 --> 00:21:53,199 Speaker 2: Not on st I, it's on st I woulds I 460 00:21:53,240 --> 00:21:55,560 Speaker 2: reckon that would be anyway, we'll get someone on. 461 00:21:55,520 --> 00:21:57,360 Speaker 3: Talking about you, get a doctor on, actually. 462 00:21:57,080 --> 00:21:58,160 Speaker 2: Mask on, pants off? 463 00:21:59,280 --> 00:21:59,760 Speaker 4: Am I right? 464 00:22:00,359 --> 00:22:05,720 Speaker 8: Anyway, let's get let's go to produce house. 465 00:22:08,200 --> 00:22:11,560 Speaker 2: Because LG. Your parents used to employ some methods to 466 00:22:11,600 --> 00:22:13,400 Speaker 2: stop you being intimate as a teenager. 467 00:22:14,520 --> 00:22:18,240 Speaker 9: Yeah, so if I had a boy around to the house, 468 00:22:18,640 --> 00:22:21,360 Speaker 9: I had to keep my bedroom door open at all 469 00:22:21,480 --> 00:22:26,960 Speaker 9: times so that we couldn't get up to any mischief. Unfortunately, 470 00:22:26,960 --> 00:22:28,760 Speaker 9: my mom and dad didn't realize at the time that 471 00:22:28,920 --> 00:22:32,280 Speaker 9: I was actually figuring out that I was gay. My 472 00:22:32,320 --> 00:22:33,440 Speaker 9: girlfriend's round. 473 00:22:33,320 --> 00:22:34,399 Speaker 3: The door could be closed. 474 00:22:34,760 --> 00:22:36,920 Speaker 14: Well, no idea. 475 00:22:37,119 --> 00:22:37,920 Speaker 3: Funny got them. 476 00:22:38,000 --> 00:22:43,480 Speaker 10: The joke is on them. Oh god, at what point 477 00:22:43,560 --> 00:22:46,439 Speaker 10: did they realize? And while we were always closing the 478 00:22:46,480 --> 00:22:49,200 Speaker 10: door when the women were coming over, we're playing lego again. 479 00:22:49,280 --> 00:22:50,280 Speaker 2: Don't want to be able to hear. 480 00:22:50,200 --> 00:22:54,879 Speaker 9: You out there, my son pumps off. 481 00:22:55,359 --> 00:22:57,879 Speaker 4: Alright, let's go to Mandy on six five. 482 00:22:59,359 --> 00:23:03,560 Speaker 2: May you and your parents tried to mitigate intimacy through 483 00:23:03,560 --> 00:23:05,760 Speaker 2: a technique they. 484 00:23:05,680 --> 00:23:07,200 Speaker 3: Did far away. 485 00:23:08,440 --> 00:23:12,000 Speaker 11: So I had a boyfriend when I was about eighteen 486 00:23:12,040 --> 00:23:16,760 Speaker 11: who I'm now married to. I'm nearly forty. Oh thank you, 487 00:23:17,680 --> 00:23:21,160 Speaker 11: but yeah, So when he came around and started staying over, 488 00:23:21,760 --> 00:23:27,040 Speaker 11: my dad's a pretty hard man with a lot of rules, 489 00:23:27,240 --> 00:23:29,239 Speaker 11: and we were sitting down to dinner before we went 490 00:23:29,280 --> 00:23:32,480 Speaker 11: to bed, and he asked my boyfriend at the time, 491 00:23:33,280 --> 00:23:35,680 Speaker 11: is he a lowed sleeper and does he move a lot? 492 00:23:36,640 --> 00:23:39,199 Speaker 11: And my boyfriend kind of said, no, not really, I 493 00:23:39,200 --> 00:23:41,120 Speaker 11: don't think so he said, oh, that's good, because I'm 494 00:23:41,119 --> 00:23:43,320 Speaker 11: going to tie a pair of bells around your ankles 495 00:23:43,359 --> 00:23:44,080 Speaker 11: tonight where you. 496 00:23:44,119 --> 00:23:44,880 Speaker 14: Go to bed. 497 00:23:47,320 --> 00:23:51,320 Speaker 11: Then, and then we'll stay good night and see what happens. 498 00:23:54,280 --> 00:23:55,720 Speaker 2: Bells around the ankles. 499 00:23:55,800 --> 00:23:58,200 Speaker 3: Wouldn't that be exciting? Though? Trying to keep the ankles 500 00:23:58,240 --> 00:24:02,240 Speaker 3: still will just be wild? Not the movie A quiet. 501 00:24:01,880 --> 00:24:04,760 Speaker 2: Place, Yes it is woods, Let's go to Joe. You 502 00:24:04,800 --> 00:24:07,159 Speaker 2: don't think that would be excited trying to keep your 503 00:24:07,160 --> 00:24:11,119 Speaker 2: ankles still? Yeah, yeah, think about it, you know, what 504 00:24:11,200 --> 00:24:12,320 Speaker 2: do you mean, I'm thinking about it. 505 00:24:12,359 --> 00:24:13,159 Speaker 4: I just think about it. 506 00:24:13,359 --> 00:24:16,080 Speaker 3: Let's go to Jody here. For anyone who's six to five, Jody. 507 00:24:15,920 --> 00:24:18,359 Speaker 2: He's probably he's probably targeted the wrong thing, isn't he? 508 00:24:19,160 --> 00:24:20,879 Speaker 3: Well, where do you want to tie? You wanted to 509 00:24:20,880 --> 00:24:21,880 Speaker 3: tie around the dingers? 510 00:24:23,200 --> 00:24:24,359 Speaker 2: Just around your hips or something. 511 00:24:24,760 --> 00:24:26,959 Speaker 3: Yeah, without your hips, you'd be in you'd being striped. 512 00:24:27,040 --> 00:24:28,880 Speaker 3: Not you, you're established. Let's go to. 513 00:24:31,480 --> 00:24:33,159 Speaker 1: It's the Will and Woody podcast. 514 00:24:34,000 --> 00:24:36,920 Speaker 2: It's time for Believe or not. 515 00:24:40,080 --> 00:24:43,280 Speaker 3: He's got some weird facts and stories. 516 00:24:44,119 --> 00:24:45,359 Speaker 2: Some of them are real. 517 00:24:48,280 --> 00:24:50,280 Speaker 3: It's your job, Will to guess if it is a 518 00:24:50,320 --> 00:24:52,960 Speaker 3: real story or a fake story. That I'm talking about 519 00:24:53,280 --> 00:24:55,520 Speaker 3: every week we do it. This is this is themed 520 00:24:56,480 --> 00:24:59,960 Speaker 3: me coming up with real or fake stories, and today 521 00:25:00,000 --> 00:25:08,280 Speaker 3: the theme is surgeries. I'm doing surgery stories because I 522 00:25:08,359 --> 00:25:10,960 Speaker 3: found myself in a bit of a whole on the 523 00:25:10,960 --> 00:25:12,360 Speaker 3: weekend watching Doctor. 524 00:25:12,119 --> 00:25:14,399 Speaker 2: Death as not a whole understand it. 525 00:25:14,720 --> 00:25:16,040 Speaker 3: It's actually a crazy show. 526 00:25:16,080 --> 00:25:18,680 Speaker 2: I binged at heart like Sunshine. 527 00:25:18,800 --> 00:25:21,720 Speaker 3: It's about a doctor called Christopher Dunch and all these 528 00:25:21,720 --> 00:25:25,240 Speaker 3: surgeries that go horrifically wrong. And it's a wild program. 529 00:25:25,280 --> 00:25:27,680 Speaker 3: So I found myself in a in a deep internet 530 00:25:27,680 --> 00:25:31,680 Speaker 3: holders looking up surgeries going wrong. So today will Yeah, 531 00:25:31,800 --> 00:25:36,000 Speaker 3: I'm just giving you surgery stories. Right, you have to 532 00:25:36,000 --> 00:25:38,600 Speaker 3: say if it's a true story, or if I've just 533 00:25:38,680 --> 00:25:39,119 Speaker 3: made it up. 534 00:25:39,160 --> 00:25:47,960 Speaker 2: I've already prepped my winning song I don't care for me. Well, 535 00:25:48,160 --> 00:25:49,160 Speaker 2: it's almost a little win. 536 00:25:49,520 --> 00:25:51,760 Speaker 3: Having played it already for the record, I have also 537 00:25:51,880 --> 00:25:55,680 Speaker 3: prepped my winning song, knowing we win no matter what. 538 00:25:57,080 --> 00:25:58,280 Speaker 3: Bit of gangster on my side? 539 00:25:58,280 --> 00:26:02,679 Speaker 2: Baby, who is that little Kim? 540 00:26:03,520 --> 00:26:05,920 Speaker 3: One of them could be a combo between the two? 541 00:26:06,480 --> 00:26:09,400 Speaker 3: All right, first one, this is best of three. I'll 542 00:26:09,440 --> 00:26:14,159 Speaker 3: give you one. Now here we go. A man was 543 00:26:14,160 --> 00:26:20,919 Speaker 3: having a testicle removed, basic testicle removal surgery. During is 544 00:26:20,920 --> 00:26:24,399 Speaker 3: that basic? Well yeah, for a surgeon who does it, 545 00:26:24,520 --> 00:26:26,320 Speaker 3: you know, pretty clean and cut gets it done? 546 00:26:27,280 --> 00:26:27,720 Speaker 2: Well, I don't know. 547 00:26:27,720 --> 00:26:34,600 Speaker 3: I'm not a doctor. So during the surgery, unfortunately, the 548 00:26:34,680 --> 00:26:40,280 Speaker 3: gentleman starts winging, starts winging uncontrollably, so like quite powerful. 549 00:26:40,920 --> 00:26:45,199 Speaker 3: This not only this not only strikes the doctor, but 550 00:26:45,520 --> 00:26:48,800 Speaker 3: goes onto the floor and in the doctor's haste, yeah, 551 00:26:49,200 --> 00:26:52,680 Speaker 3: slips on the urine, which on the floor knocks himself out, 552 00:26:53,000 --> 00:26:57,199 Speaker 3: cannot complete the surgery. Is that a true story or 553 00:26:57,240 --> 00:26:58,240 Speaker 3: if I just made that up. 554 00:27:01,160 --> 00:27:01,520 Speaker 1: Mm hmm. 555 00:27:04,800 --> 00:27:05,320 Speaker 2: This is big. 556 00:27:05,359 --> 00:27:07,879 Speaker 3: This is the best of three. You can't stuff them 557 00:27:07,960 --> 00:27:08,359 Speaker 3: up early. 558 00:27:09,240 --> 00:27:11,640 Speaker 2: Oh you can. There's a new two to come back. 559 00:27:12,280 --> 00:27:13,720 Speaker 3: Yeah, you can't. Me there. 560 00:27:14,600 --> 00:27:17,280 Speaker 2: We know how best. We've all watched it. 561 00:27:17,280 --> 00:27:19,840 Speaker 3: It's hard to come back from Grand Slam Match. 562 00:27:20,520 --> 00:27:21,840 Speaker 2: Party did it last week? 563 00:27:22,280 --> 00:27:22,600 Speaker 3: She went? 564 00:27:23,160 --> 00:27:23,800 Speaker 2: Did she really know how? 565 00:27:23,840 --> 00:27:24,080 Speaker 5: She went? 566 00:27:24,119 --> 00:27:30,000 Speaker 2: In three? I watched it plaid plaid, you are bankrupt 567 00:27:30,080 --> 00:27:35,000 Speaker 2: in this segment, you get it, I guess out of time. 568 00:27:35,400 --> 00:27:38,399 Speaker 2: So he wheeze uncontrolled. I was trying to like color 569 00:27:38,480 --> 00:27:39,760 Speaker 2: this with a bit of knowledge. 570 00:27:40,119 --> 00:27:40,840 Speaker 3: Sure you can do that. 571 00:27:40,880 --> 00:27:45,520 Speaker 2: You can, you can sure whether or so you can 572 00:27:45,520 --> 00:27:46,600 Speaker 2: wheeze subconsciously. 573 00:27:47,240 --> 00:27:50,040 Speaker 3: That's what he did. He was under Yeah, yeah. 574 00:27:50,680 --> 00:27:52,719 Speaker 2: So I think that's alright. I'm trying whether we're removing 575 00:27:52,720 --> 00:27:55,520 Speaker 2: a testicle would make you we though, Like I don't 576 00:27:55,520 --> 00:27:58,960 Speaker 2: think your testes are responsible for any weeing thing, and 577 00:27:59,040 --> 00:28:01,160 Speaker 2: I also don't know. But it's also like a very 578 00:28:01,200 --> 00:28:03,840 Speaker 2: glamorous way to end the surgery. Like if you came 579 00:28:04,200 --> 00:28:06,920 Speaker 2: this week yourself, it would have been like the guy slipped, 580 00:28:06,960 --> 00:28:08,480 Speaker 2: you know, knocked his knob off, Like that's what you 581 00:28:08,520 --> 00:28:11,120 Speaker 2: would have you could have thought that would have been 582 00:28:11,200 --> 00:28:11,679 Speaker 2: very funny. 583 00:28:11,720 --> 00:28:12,359 Speaker 3: I am childish. 584 00:28:13,400 --> 00:28:13,880 Speaker 4: I was dead. 585 00:28:13,880 --> 00:28:16,080 Speaker 2: The guy just falls on the floor and knocks himself out. 586 00:28:16,119 --> 00:28:19,320 Speaker 2: That just seems a bit basic. But is that a 587 00:28:19,320 --> 00:28:21,640 Speaker 2: deliberate ploy? Is that a deliberate boy? It's a good question. 588 00:28:21,880 --> 00:28:22,760 Speaker 2: It's a good question. 589 00:28:22,600 --> 00:28:25,399 Speaker 3: Because I know if I say something so outrageous, you 590 00:28:25,480 --> 00:28:25,920 Speaker 3: won't believe. 591 00:28:26,040 --> 00:28:26,200 Speaker 2: Did it? 592 00:28:26,440 --> 00:28:26,640 Speaker 4: Where? 593 00:28:26,800 --> 00:28:27,920 Speaker 2: Where did he eat? Did he hit him in the 594 00:28:27,960 --> 00:28:28,880 Speaker 2: face when he went to. 595 00:28:28,840 --> 00:28:30,600 Speaker 3: Be honest, I don't know exactly where it hit him. 596 00:28:30,640 --> 00:28:33,800 Speaker 3: I've added a little bit of color there, but I 597 00:28:33,840 --> 00:28:36,560 Speaker 3: believe it struck him and then he definitely slipped over. 598 00:28:36,560 --> 00:28:37,560 Speaker 2: I think it's a true story. 599 00:28:39,320 --> 00:28:46,280 Speaker 3: Just made it up, mate, just made it up. We've 600 00:28:46,320 --> 00:28:47,920 Speaker 3: got to go to a song, right now, We've got 601 00:28:47,960 --> 00:28:50,000 Speaker 3: to go to a song. But I am one mill up. 602 00:28:50,040 --> 00:28:50,280 Speaker 15: It is. 603 00:28:52,520 --> 00:28:54,400 Speaker 3: Well too bad. It's not a mad the made up story. 604 00:28:54,400 --> 00:28:55,840 Speaker 3: It's about convincing you. 605 00:28:55,920 --> 00:28:58,440 Speaker 2: It's a shocking made up story. What it was entertaining 606 00:28:58,440 --> 00:29:00,360 Speaker 2: it all game. 607 00:29:00,720 --> 00:29:02,400 Speaker 1: It's the Will and Woody podcast. 608 00:29:04,000 --> 00:29:09,120 Speaker 3: It's time for Believe or Not. I basically tell Will 609 00:29:09,360 --> 00:29:12,520 Speaker 3: real and fake stories. He has to try and tell 610 00:29:12,520 --> 00:29:15,720 Speaker 3: if it is true or not. Today we're doing surgery 611 00:29:15,840 --> 00:29:20,000 Speaker 3: stories because I was inspired by the new Stand show 612 00:29:20,120 --> 00:29:24,320 Speaker 3: Doctor Death, unreal stuff. Christopher Dunch, this doctor who would 613 00:29:24,360 --> 00:29:27,640 Speaker 3: just cock up a lot of surgeries. It's truly incredible. 614 00:29:27,800 --> 00:29:32,520 Speaker 3: Joshua Jackson, pay Joshua Jackson, Christian Slater's in it, Alec 615 00:29:32,560 --> 00:29:36,120 Speaker 3: Bourburn's bloody good stuff. Anyway, I'm currently one nil up, 616 00:29:37,880 --> 00:29:39,880 Speaker 3: thank you very much, and I will now go into 617 00:29:39,880 --> 00:29:41,600 Speaker 3: my second story. 618 00:29:41,800 --> 00:29:42,880 Speaker 2: Best of three to win. 619 00:29:43,040 --> 00:29:45,440 Speaker 3: Best of three to win. That's right, okay, And your 620 00:29:45,440 --> 00:29:48,600 Speaker 3: first story was crap. Everyone thought it doesn't matter if 621 00:29:48,640 --> 00:29:50,080 Speaker 3: it's crap. Just matters if you. 622 00:29:50,040 --> 00:29:52,400 Speaker 2: Get spoken to people about it. And they've said that 623 00:29:52,520 --> 00:29:55,600 Speaker 2: sucks when woody stories are crap. They said it to 624 00:29:55,640 --> 00:29:57,719 Speaker 2: me on the weekend. Two people, two separate people, two 625 00:29:57,720 --> 00:29:59,440 Speaker 2: different occasions, and I was in lockdown, so I took 626 00:29:59,440 --> 00:30:00,680 Speaker 2: a phone call for them as well. I didn't just 627 00:30:00,720 --> 00:30:02,840 Speaker 2: bump into them. I'll take that called into bed and 628 00:30:02,840 --> 00:30:04,440 Speaker 2: they're like, God, I had when he just tells those 629 00:30:04,440 --> 00:30:05,920 Speaker 2: cramp stories in that segment. 630 00:30:05,640 --> 00:30:07,280 Speaker 3: Why didn't you give me the feedback before the bit 631 00:30:07,560 --> 00:30:09,080 Speaker 3: so I would have improved my stories? 632 00:30:09,880 --> 00:30:12,000 Speaker 2: I felt like doing it now I knew if I 633 00:30:12,040 --> 00:30:12,520 Speaker 2: was one. 634 00:30:12,360 --> 00:30:16,720 Speaker 3: Down story number two, you're not inside my head you're 635 00:30:16,720 --> 00:30:19,080 Speaker 3: not inside my head. Story number two. 636 00:30:19,520 --> 00:30:22,040 Speaker 2: Phone's going so I might be telling me that last 637 00:30:22,040 --> 00:30:22,840 Speaker 2: story was grabbing again? 638 00:30:23,160 --> 00:30:27,600 Speaker 3: Who was it? It's my mum, she is she is 639 00:30:27,640 --> 00:30:36,360 Speaker 3: brutal of anyway, Story number two. There was once a surgery. 640 00:30:37,120 --> 00:30:42,200 Speaker 3: There was attempting to do a reverse colostomy. Now, a 641 00:30:42,360 --> 00:30:46,680 Speaker 3: reverse colostomy is reattaching the healthy colon to the anus. 642 00:30:47,240 --> 00:30:48,400 Speaker 3: Excuse me for you. 643 00:30:48,320 --> 00:30:52,960 Speaker 2: Know, reattaching the the colon to the anus, not the 644 00:30:53,000 --> 00:30:58,400 Speaker 2: anus to the colon. Well, colon, no, because one of them. 645 00:30:58,400 --> 00:30:59,960 Speaker 2: You put it in your genuinely put in the car 646 00:31:00,040 --> 00:31:03,120 Speaker 2: before the horse, or the colon before the mean, are 647 00:31:04,080 --> 00:31:07,280 Speaker 2: the colon's inside you on the outside, that's the that's 648 00:31:07,360 --> 00:31:11,040 Speaker 2: the orifice. How are you getting in if there's not 649 00:31:11,040 --> 00:31:12,080 Speaker 2: even aus to begin with? 650 00:31:12,160 --> 00:31:13,560 Speaker 3: I imagine keyhole surgery. 651 00:31:13,800 --> 00:31:16,000 Speaker 2: What do you mean you're going in through the butt 652 00:31:16,080 --> 00:31:19,080 Speaker 2: cheek to reinsert a colon to the anus. 653 00:31:19,480 --> 00:31:23,160 Speaker 3: Yes, that's a reverse colostomy. Apparently I don't know a 654 00:31:23,200 --> 00:31:27,480 Speaker 3: lot about the details of the surgery. Now, what happened 655 00:31:27,480 --> 00:31:30,200 Speaker 3: in this surgery is, unfortunately, the healthy colon was actually 656 00:31:30,200 --> 00:31:33,240 Speaker 3: attached to the bladder, which meant that when the when 657 00:31:33,240 --> 00:31:37,200 Speaker 3: the gentleman woke up. He was pupping. He was pupping, 658 00:31:37,240 --> 00:31:44,880 Speaker 3: we and farting out of his pecker. What they attached 659 00:31:45,200 --> 00:31:50,000 Speaker 3: colon to a bladder by accident, and that meant that 660 00:31:50,040 --> 00:31:54,800 Speaker 3: he was pupping and popping out of his pecker. 661 00:31:55,040 --> 00:31:59,480 Speaker 2: Well, this stinks of a fake story obviously. M M. 662 00:31:59,560 --> 00:32:01,560 Speaker 2: You've even pronounce the name incorrectly. 663 00:32:01,920 --> 00:32:02,360 Speaker 3: What name? 664 00:32:02,360 --> 00:32:05,120 Speaker 2: I'm not sure about the details, all that sort of gear. 665 00:32:06,720 --> 00:32:16,400 Speaker 3: Ah, So you think it's faked. 666 00:32:12,560 --> 00:32:14,160 Speaker 2: I just don't know. Whe your doule bluff me is 667 00:32:14,160 --> 00:32:17,360 Speaker 2: that's all this game comes down to the game. I 668 00:32:17,400 --> 00:32:22,720 Speaker 2: think it's real. I think it's true story, true story. Yes, 669 00:32:22,840 --> 00:32:34,400 Speaker 2: that was tried, everything, everything bag yet by the people. 670 00:32:35,480 --> 00:32:39,000 Speaker 3: Yet all right, final story. This one's this one. This 671 00:32:39,280 --> 00:32:42,240 Speaker 3: means everything. It's currently one. Okay. This is just a 672 00:32:42,280 --> 00:32:44,680 Speaker 3: surgery story. This is an anecdote from a doctor and 673 00:32:45,280 --> 00:32:47,280 Speaker 3: elderly lady had a procedure in which she had a 674 00:32:47,360 --> 00:32:51,120 Speaker 3: tube placed into her throat to help her breathing. During 675 00:32:51,160 --> 00:32:53,200 Speaker 3: the procedure. 676 00:32:52,240 --> 00:32:54,840 Speaker 2: Called a track. 677 00:32:54,120 --> 00:32:58,640 Speaker 3: You something trachyotomy. We're making up words now, carrying tube 678 00:32:58,640 --> 00:33:01,600 Speaker 3: down a throat. And she woke up after the procedures. 679 00:33:01,600 --> 00:33:04,880 Speaker 3: She was a little bit groggy from the anesthetic and whatever, 680 00:33:05,080 --> 00:33:07,680 Speaker 3: and the nurses tell the story that when the tube 681 00:33:07,920 --> 00:33:11,360 Speaker 3: was removed, she said, hmmm, that is the best I've 682 00:33:11,400 --> 00:33:20,680 Speaker 3: had in years. Is that a true story? Or have 683 00:33:20,800 --> 00:33:24,600 Speaker 3: I Just as the tube was removed from her mouth, 684 00:33:26,080 --> 00:33:31,640 Speaker 3: she goes, it was just out. It's tubes out. I'm 685 00:33:31,640 --> 00:33:35,040 Speaker 3: not sure it makes that noise. She goes, mmm, that 686 00:33:35,160 --> 00:33:39,040 Speaker 3: is the best I've had in years. Naturally, there's a 687 00:33:39,040 --> 00:33:41,760 Speaker 3: lot of laughter in the room, a little bit immature 688 00:33:41,760 --> 00:33:42,240 Speaker 3: from the nurses. 689 00:33:42,240 --> 00:33:44,960 Speaker 2: If you ask me, was she under like an anesthetic 690 00:33:45,080 --> 00:33:47,320 Speaker 2: or anything, or was she a bit delirious when she said. 691 00:33:47,080 --> 00:33:49,200 Speaker 3: That, Yes, she just come out. She was groggy from 692 00:33:49,200 --> 00:33:50,720 Speaker 3: an anesthec. She doesn't remember it either. 693 00:33:56,040 --> 00:33:57,200 Speaker 2: I think it's false. 694 00:33:58,400 --> 00:34:05,960 Speaker 3: Final anthem. Yeah, it's the true story of my friend. 695 00:34:09,040 --> 00:34:10,120 Speaker 2: It's a crap story. 696 00:34:10,719 --> 00:34:12,280 Speaker 3: I didn't story. 697 00:34:13,080 --> 00:34:14,000 Speaker 4: It was not my story. 698 00:34:14,080 --> 00:34:19,160 Speaker 2: It's a real story. Games good year believe or not? 699 00:34:19,480 --> 00:34:22,799 Speaker 2: Lazy who researched them for you? 700 00:34:23,640 --> 00:34:24,239 Speaker 3: Right up next? 701 00:34:24,400 --> 00:34:25,360 Speaker 2: That's a true story. 702 00:34:25,480 --> 00:34:27,359 Speaker 3: That's a true story. That is a true true story. 703 00:34:27,360 --> 00:34:29,960 Speaker 2: How do we even know, like who gave the account? 704 00:34:30,200 --> 00:34:31,800 Speaker 2: Was it? You know, it's not like it was filmed 705 00:34:31,880 --> 00:34:32,280 Speaker 2: or anything. 706 00:34:32,760 --> 00:34:35,080 Speaker 3: That one popped up on a few websites popped up 707 00:34:35,120 --> 00:34:37,200 Speaker 3: on a few websites, so we don't even know if 708 00:34:37,239 --> 00:34:37,640 Speaker 3: it's true. 709 00:34:37,840 --> 00:34:39,680 Speaker 1: It's the Rhythm Woody podcast. 710 00:34:40,320 --> 00:34:43,799 Speaker 2: Last week. You and I spend the whole week trying 711 00:34:43,840 --> 00:34:47,040 Speaker 2: to find something that everybody likes, and it was not 712 00:34:47,719 --> 00:34:52,640 Speaker 2: without failure. Nobody dislikes fifty percent of the. 713 00:34:52,600 --> 00:34:53,480 Speaker 11: Bigger th sale. 714 00:34:53,640 --> 00:34:56,320 Speaker 16: The more likely I am to spend money on something 715 00:34:56,440 --> 00:34:58,239 Speaker 16: that I definitely do not need. 716 00:34:58,600 --> 00:35:00,040 Speaker 2: Getting an upgrade. 717 00:34:59,600 --> 00:35:02,120 Speaker 16: On your well, I think I just I wouldn't want 718 00:35:02,120 --> 00:35:04,320 Speaker 16: to be separated from my family when. 719 00:35:04,160 --> 00:35:06,440 Speaker 3: Someone lets you in in bumper traffic. 720 00:35:06,640 --> 00:35:10,520 Speaker 1: Oh, guys love the show, loves this gangs but hate 721 00:35:10,560 --> 00:35:11,120 Speaker 1: this topic. 722 00:35:11,280 --> 00:35:13,840 Speaker 14: Actually just it blows down the traffic. 723 00:35:14,200 --> 00:35:16,799 Speaker 3: They don't like making a joke and then making the 724 00:35:17,040 --> 00:35:18,839 Speaker 3: entire group of people there with luve. 725 00:35:19,120 --> 00:35:21,040 Speaker 16: It's definitely not Then you feel blind. 726 00:35:21,239 --> 00:35:22,200 Speaker 15: It's always like. 727 00:35:23,120 --> 00:35:27,480 Speaker 3: This, And then came the day when you finally listen 728 00:35:27,520 --> 00:35:29,600 Speaker 3: to me. Now, I don't mean to blow my own 729 00:35:29,600 --> 00:35:31,919 Speaker 3: trumpet here will, but I was pitching this all week. 730 00:35:32,200 --> 00:35:36,800 Speaker 3: Finally we put it forward Fresh Air, and only one 731 00:35:36,880 --> 00:35:39,920 Speaker 3: person attempted to say they didn't like it. 732 00:35:41,320 --> 00:35:42,600 Speaker 2: Are you a fan of Fresh Air? 733 00:35:43,520 --> 00:35:45,200 Speaker 15: Well, you don't really get it. In Sydney, so I 734 00:35:45,200 --> 00:35:48,280 Speaker 15: couldn't try you. I don't think I've ever bringing fresh air. 735 00:35:48,360 --> 00:35:50,839 Speaker 2: So that means that discounts it from the debate it's made, 736 00:35:51,000 --> 00:35:51,560 Speaker 2: we've done. 737 00:35:52,520 --> 00:35:58,360 Speaker 13: Everybody likes a bit of fresh air. Nobody dislikes fresh air. 738 00:35:58,520 --> 00:36:02,640 Speaker 13: Everybody loves a bit of a take a sniff for bitch. 739 00:36:02,760 --> 00:36:03,920 Speaker 3: But now. 740 00:36:06,400 --> 00:36:07,680 Speaker 2: I dance to your own song. 741 00:36:07,760 --> 00:36:08,800 Speaker 3: Well it's a good chip. 742 00:36:13,040 --> 00:36:13,279 Speaker 2: Song. 743 00:36:13,360 --> 00:36:14,640 Speaker 3: There was going to be a lyric. There's been an 744 00:36:14,680 --> 00:36:19,360 Speaker 3: edit there, and I'm furious. There's a bit when I 745 00:36:19,400 --> 00:36:22,120 Speaker 3: start breathing in the air and he's done an edit. 746 00:36:23,920 --> 00:36:25,960 Speaker 2: We'll have to insert that one live, mate, What are 747 00:36:25,960 --> 00:36:30,239 Speaker 2: you going for? I yeah, I'm glad. I'm glad that 748 00:36:30,560 --> 00:36:33,759 Speaker 2: take it out might have been a captain's call on 749 00:36:33,840 --> 00:36:35,960 Speaker 2: the other side of the glass anyway. 750 00:36:36,000 --> 00:36:39,319 Speaker 3: So we found out that that everybody loves fresh air. 751 00:36:39,400 --> 00:36:41,680 Speaker 3: Now naturally, I've been thinking, I'm a businessman over the 752 00:36:41,719 --> 00:36:44,799 Speaker 3: weekend and I thought to myself, if everyone in Australia 753 00:36:44,920 --> 00:36:46,680 Speaker 3: likes this stuff, yeah, fresh air. 754 00:36:46,520 --> 00:36:49,200 Speaker 2: And everyone's got access to it, then there's no way 755 00:36:49,239 --> 00:36:51,640 Speaker 2: I can monetize it. Well, I reached the same conclusion. 756 00:36:51,719 --> 00:36:54,319 Speaker 3: Well, no, that's not necessarily true, because what we found 757 00:36:54,360 --> 00:36:58,440 Speaker 3: out in high density suburban areas the air is not fresh, mate. 758 00:36:58,480 --> 00:37:00,680 Speaker 2: But I'm getting by without the fresh of the airs. 759 00:37:00,680 --> 00:37:03,000 Speaker 2: I don't need Mount kiliman Jarro. 760 00:37:02,960 --> 00:37:05,279 Speaker 3: Air, don't you. No, I think you could be a 761 00:37:05,360 --> 00:37:08,160 Speaker 3: much better person breathing quite well. Think about the time 762 00:37:08,160 --> 00:37:10,200 Speaker 3: when you go into the country or something, you're breathing 763 00:37:10,200 --> 00:37:12,200 Speaker 3: that fresh air. It's like a whole reset for your body. 764 00:37:12,360 --> 00:37:14,640 Speaker 3: Imagine if you didn't have to travel for it. Now 765 00:37:14,680 --> 00:37:16,600 Speaker 3: here's what I'd like to do. Will thirteen one oh 766 00:37:16,640 --> 00:37:17,520 Speaker 3: six five is our numb. 767 00:37:17,520 --> 00:37:18,640 Speaker 2: I'm not sure i'd pay for it. 768 00:37:19,040 --> 00:37:20,799 Speaker 3: Well, let's just just let's just hear out the idea. 769 00:37:20,880 --> 00:37:22,200 Speaker 2: How are you dishing this out? 770 00:37:22,640 --> 00:37:24,360 Speaker 3: Well, I'm not sure yet. I haven't really done that, 771 00:37:24,400 --> 00:37:26,239 Speaker 3: you know, I haven't crossed the t's and doped the eyes, 772 00:37:26,600 --> 00:37:27,879 Speaker 3: the business, the ideas. 773 00:37:27,640 --> 00:37:29,560 Speaker 2: Or the guy that comes in here. I'm not perpe, 774 00:37:30,120 --> 00:37:30,359 Speaker 2: you know. 775 00:37:30,800 --> 00:37:31,040 Speaker 4: You know. 776 00:37:31,400 --> 00:37:33,719 Speaker 2: Whatever's the other guy's name that you're like quoting. 777 00:37:33,520 --> 00:37:36,399 Speaker 3: Mark Boris, Yeah, Borros, I'm his mentor. I mean, he's 778 00:37:36,400 --> 00:37:42,040 Speaker 3: my mentor. Boris. He never turns me, but wine, I'm 779 00:37:42,040 --> 00:37:45,239 Speaker 3: the next Mark Boris. You son out of there. He's 780 00:37:45,239 --> 00:37:47,040 Speaker 3: an idiot anyway, What I want to do right now. 781 00:37:47,520 --> 00:37:51,359 Speaker 3: Thirteen one oh six five is our number. Do you 782 00:37:51,560 --> 00:37:56,279 Speaker 3: think you live or you are in Australia's freshest air? 783 00:37:58,120 --> 00:38:00,000 Speaker 2: You do know that we only go to metropolitans. 784 00:38:00,040 --> 00:38:02,879 Speaker 3: It is well a few people listen on the iHeartRadio app. 785 00:38:03,200 --> 00:38:05,640 Speaker 3: They get it all over the overseas. Who might get 786 00:38:05,680 --> 00:38:08,960 Speaker 3: an overseas caller? We might, So do you live in 787 00:38:09,000 --> 00:38:13,399 Speaker 3: an environment which has Australia's freshest air? Okay, I need 788 00:38:13,440 --> 00:38:15,879 Speaker 3: to hear why. Yeah, it is so fresh. It might 789 00:38:15,920 --> 00:38:18,080 Speaker 3: be down in the city for the day. Oh yeah, 790 00:38:18,080 --> 00:38:20,279 Speaker 3: that's good. You don't be there right now. Maybe you've 791 00:38:20,280 --> 00:38:23,080 Speaker 3: got a holiday house, maybe you've got a cabin, who knows, 792 00:38:23,280 --> 00:38:25,920 Speaker 3: Maybe you like to go for walks, whatever. But if 793 00:38:25,960 --> 00:38:28,840 Speaker 3: you think you know Australia's freshest air is. 794 00:38:31,120 --> 00:38:38,440 Speaker 4: We had to he said. Maybe you like going for walks. 795 00:38:38,080 --> 00:38:39,320 Speaker 3: And let's bottle this stuff. 796 00:38:41,120 --> 00:38:44,000 Speaker 2: Have you having a great drive home or you know, 797 00:38:44,480 --> 00:38:47,440 Speaker 2: lie on the couch wherever you are in lockdown a 798 00:38:47,520 --> 00:38:49,919 Speaker 2: hard day, you put the boys on the iHeart Radio app, 799 00:38:49,960 --> 00:38:53,120 Speaker 2: no doubt, no doubt in the dB plus speaker. However 800 00:38:53,160 --> 00:38:54,880 Speaker 2: you'd like us, however you want to take us, You 801 00:38:54,880 --> 00:38:57,880 Speaker 2: can take us right now because we're trying to find 802 00:38:58,239 --> 00:38:59,959 Speaker 2: and monetize fresh air. 803 00:39:01,200 --> 00:39:07,040 Speaker 13: Everybody likes a bit of fresh air. Nobody dislikes fresh air. 804 00:39:07,200 --> 00:39:10,840 Speaker 13: Everybody loves a bit of fresh air. Take a sniff 805 00:39:10,920 --> 00:39:11,239 Speaker 13: for bit. 806 00:39:11,440 --> 00:39:16,200 Speaker 3: But now it's already been market tested. Oh there he 807 00:39:16,239 --> 00:39:21,200 Speaker 3: is sniffing. God, he's good. Last week mate, So last 808 00:39:21,239 --> 00:39:23,080 Speaker 3: week we asked everyone, like, what's the one thing that 809 00:39:23,120 --> 00:39:26,520 Speaker 3: everyone likes. We conclusively found out that fresh air is 810 00:39:26,560 --> 00:39:30,480 Speaker 3: something that everybody likes, if not loves. So the question 811 00:39:30,640 --> 00:39:35,520 Speaker 3: is can we somehow bottle or can fresh air and 812 00:39:35,520 --> 00:39:37,120 Speaker 3: then sell it for serious cash? 813 00:39:37,400 --> 00:39:39,680 Speaker 2: I don't know if i'd buy it for serious cash? 814 00:39:39,920 --> 00:39:41,840 Speaker 3: Oh not a nine sense that we're still making a 815 00:39:41,840 --> 00:39:43,120 Speaker 3: profit there at the end of the day. 816 00:39:43,840 --> 00:39:46,120 Speaker 2: How much does it cost a bottle? Like, there's a 817 00:39:46,200 --> 00:39:49,000 Speaker 2: lot you haven't thought about here and I love you. 818 00:39:49,000 --> 00:39:51,160 Speaker 2: You come in here a lot of enthusiasm. Yeah yeah, 819 00:39:51,200 --> 00:39:55,840 Speaker 2: I just think this is not a successful business venture. 820 00:39:57,160 --> 00:39:57,840 Speaker 3: Dive headfirst. 821 00:39:57,920 --> 00:40:00,440 Speaker 2: You've had some good business ventures in the past. This one, 822 00:40:00,480 --> 00:40:02,480 Speaker 2: I feel like, is not going to make any money. 823 00:40:02,920 --> 00:40:05,319 Speaker 3: The first step is, let's just find out where Australia's 824 00:40:05,320 --> 00:40:06,319 Speaker 3: freshest air is. 825 00:40:06,320 --> 00:40:07,799 Speaker 2: The only thing we have on our side is that 826 00:40:07,840 --> 00:40:10,160 Speaker 2: we know that everybody likes it, and that's that's a 827 00:40:10,239 --> 00:40:13,480 Speaker 2: huge part companies spend years. Yeah. No, the reason we've 828 00:40:13,480 --> 00:40:15,719 Speaker 2: done the research. We've done the research. That's a good point. 829 00:40:15,719 --> 00:40:17,279 Speaker 3: Thank you very much. That's got a pat here. Pat, 830 00:40:17,360 --> 00:40:19,919 Speaker 3: you reckon you've got access to Australia's freshest air. 831 00:40:20,680 --> 00:40:23,160 Speaker 14: Yes, I do. I reckon, it's right here where I live. 832 00:40:23,480 --> 00:40:24,480 Speaker 3: Where do you live? Pat? 833 00:40:25,000 --> 00:40:26,120 Speaker 14: I mean ginger Vine. 834 00:40:28,160 --> 00:40:30,040 Speaker 2: Mountains. 835 00:40:30,239 --> 00:40:34,840 Speaker 3: He's made the snow is the fresh snow capped mountains. 836 00:40:36,560 --> 00:40:40,080 Speaker 2: Donate you're familiar with them, all right, Pat? So the 837 00:40:40,600 --> 00:40:41,719 Speaker 2: air is good, there is it? 838 00:40:42,320 --> 00:40:45,239 Speaker 14: Yeah? So it's got like fresh snow gums. If you 839 00:40:45,280 --> 00:40:47,920 Speaker 14: wear a mask outside and you breathe through the masket 840 00:40:48,000 --> 00:40:52,200 Speaker 14: cleanses your lungs. Every breath of freshure. It's like eucalyptus 841 00:40:52,239 --> 00:40:54,279 Speaker 14: seeping into your lungs. It's fantastic. 842 00:40:54,360 --> 00:40:55,920 Speaker 2: Wow, that sounds pretty fresh. 843 00:40:56,239 --> 00:40:57,239 Speaker 3: That's extraordinary. 844 00:40:57,280 --> 00:40:58,839 Speaker 2: It's pretty fresh. I'll pay for that in the can. 845 00:40:59,000 --> 00:41:01,440 Speaker 2: Do we have different care hands, you know, like you've 846 00:41:01,480 --> 00:41:03,560 Speaker 2: got you've got your Casiosco. 847 00:41:03,080 --> 00:41:04,080 Speaker 3: Air, different flavors. 848 00:41:04,120 --> 00:41:06,319 Speaker 2: Well, you know you've got your uller. Maybe if you're 849 00:41:06,360 --> 00:41:09,120 Speaker 2: like a drier heat. You've got your Ularu fresh hair. 850 00:41:09,239 --> 00:41:10,880 Speaker 3: Yeah, I like that. I'd really like you know if 851 00:41:10,920 --> 00:41:11,239 Speaker 3: you if. 852 00:41:11,120 --> 00:41:12,600 Speaker 2: You're a bit of a flog, we've got your Byron 853 00:41:12,640 --> 00:41:14,960 Speaker 2: Bay fresh air, you know, depending on what people are into. 854 00:41:15,120 --> 00:41:16,719 Speaker 3: Yeah, but it's salt in the air, a little bit 855 00:41:16,760 --> 00:41:18,920 Speaker 3: of seawater in the air. Hey, Pat, hold the lime. 856 00:41:18,920 --> 00:41:20,200 Speaker 3: I'm going to talk to a few other people. We've 857 00:41:20,200 --> 00:41:22,120 Speaker 3: got Danny here. Danny, you think you've got access to 858 00:41:22,160 --> 00:41:23,560 Speaker 3: Australia's freshest. 859 00:41:23,160 --> 00:41:26,640 Speaker 15: Air, mate, Yeah, one hundred percent. Man's got to be 860 00:41:26,719 --> 00:41:29,480 Speaker 15: the Blue Mountains. I'm telling you haven't one probably with 861 00:41:29,520 --> 00:41:33,719 Speaker 15: me even right now, Like you just you can just 862 00:41:33,920 --> 00:41:36,880 Speaker 15: breathe in that air, mate, I'm telling you now, the 863 00:41:36,880 --> 00:41:40,239 Speaker 15: Blue Mountains. You want, you want fresh air, you gotta 864 00:41:40,239 --> 00:41:40,839 Speaker 15: go there, mate. 865 00:41:40,920 --> 00:41:45,280 Speaker 2: Nice Danny pitch great pitch minded to watch people inhaling 866 00:41:45,360 --> 00:41:49,000 Speaker 2: vigorously on the airways. It sounds a good dodge. It 867 00:41:49,000 --> 00:41:50,800 Speaker 2: sounds like I'm walking through a music festival. 868 00:41:51,520 --> 00:41:54,560 Speaker 3: Then let's go to that's big. 869 00:41:55,280 --> 00:41:56,640 Speaker 2: That's the other thing, Like, how are we going to 870 00:41:56,719 --> 00:41:59,160 Speaker 2: get Like people are gonna get arrested for inhaling and 871 00:41:59,200 --> 00:42:00,640 Speaker 2: cannon fresh air on the street. 872 00:42:00,719 --> 00:42:02,480 Speaker 3: No, what a moment though, when you get arrested and 873 00:42:02,520 --> 00:42:04,000 Speaker 3: you go, mate, I was just sniffing a bit of 874 00:42:04,000 --> 00:42:07,600 Speaker 3: fresh air, right and caniff that. 875 00:42:07,880 --> 00:42:09,680 Speaker 2: Sorry mate, I'm all out, Yeah. 876 00:42:09,600 --> 00:42:11,919 Speaker 3: Right, got one over them. That's got to make you, Meg. 877 00:42:12,160 --> 00:42:15,480 Speaker 3: You think you've got access to Australia's freshest air, We 878 00:42:15,640 --> 00:42:16,000 Speaker 3: sure do. 879 00:42:16,200 --> 00:42:18,600 Speaker 11: Let me just step outside on the Mount. 880 00:42:18,440 --> 00:42:19,640 Speaker 15: Wellington hober. 881 00:42:21,280 --> 00:42:23,760 Speaker 2: Live live WHI give us a live whiff. That doesn't 882 00:42:23,760 --> 00:42:27,680 Speaker 2: sound like you're taking Joe seriously the best? Go again. 883 00:42:27,760 --> 00:42:29,200 Speaker 2: I might have talked over you there. You try to 884 00:42:29,200 --> 00:42:29,480 Speaker 2: get me. 885 00:42:31,480 --> 00:42:33,719 Speaker 15: There's nothing better than this fresh air down here. 886 00:42:34,600 --> 00:42:37,120 Speaker 2: Some super gelos to Nathan would but hang on, Meg, 887 00:42:37,200 --> 00:42:38,640 Speaker 2: like if we were gonna if we were going to 888 00:42:38,680 --> 00:42:40,800 Speaker 2: monetize this, how would you would you be willing to 889 00:42:40,840 --> 00:42:41,839 Speaker 2: bottle that up for us? 890 00:42:42,480 --> 00:42:42,600 Speaker 7: Oh? 891 00:42:42,760 --> 00:42:43,240 Speaker 14: Definitely? 892 00:42:43,719 --> 00:42:44,040 Speaker 3: What were you? 893 00:42:44,080 --> 00:42:44,480 Speaker 2: Oriental? 894 00:42:44,560 --> 00:42:48,440 Speaker 1: I actually do on the Far north West coast. 895 00:42:48,280 --> 00:42:49,960 Speaker 2: They do it. They already do this, do they? 896 00:42:50,320 --> 00:42:53,040 Speaker 3: Yeah? I think they do the Far Northwest coast. You 897 00:42:53,160 --> 00:42:58,080 Speaker 3: talking about like Broom, like Marra War. In Marra War, 898 00:42:58,440 --> 00:43:03,319 Speaker 3: they're already canning. There is the hell is Merrow war 899 00:43:04,239 --> 00:43:06,480 Speaker 3: stuff and no one market the bad way. 900 00:43:06,520 --> 00:43:08,840 Speaker 2: So we haven't done our fresh air research. 901 00:43:09,200 --> 00:43:13,880 Speaker 3: Small down of marrow ware thought mer war. Let's go 902 00:43:13,920 --> 00:43:17,920 Speaker 3: to Nathan. Nathan, Mate, you reckon, You've got access to 903 00:43:17,920 --> 00:43:19,719 Speaker 3: Australia's freshest here. Where are you? 904 00:43:19,800 --> 00:43:22,200 Speaker 15: Yeah, mate, I'm in the Queensland. Where else would I 905 00:43:22,200 --> 00:43:23,759 Speaker 15: want to be with the freshest air up here? I 906 00:43:23,760 --> 00:43:24,640 Speaker 15: mean with Sundays. 907 00:43:24,800 --> 00:43:28,439 Speaker 3: Yeah, so you've got that sort of sea breeze sort 908 00:43:28,440 --> 00:43:30,319 Speaker 3: of it. All right, Look, I don't want I don't 909 00:43:30,320 --> 00:43:32,040 Speaker 3: want pe coral reef on the air. 910 00:43:33,320 --> 00:43:33,440 Speaker 2: Will. 911 00:43:33,480 --> 00:43:35,319 Speaker 3: Let's not get controversial, man, We're trying to get some 912 00:43:35,360 --> 00:43:38,120 Speaker 3: fresh air here. Look, I think I think you're right, Will. 913 00:43:38,600 --> 00:43:41,800 Speaker 3: Different flavors of fresh air is the key. Yeah, okay, 914 00:43:41,840 --> 00:43:43,440 Speaker 3: So what I'd like to do right now we just 915 00:43:43,480 --> 00:43:48,000 Speaker 3: can Nathan have We know, I don't need to ask 916 00:43:48,040 --> 00:43:52,840 Speaker 3: more questions. I get it. It is fresh. It was 917 00:43:52,840 --> 00:43:55,960 Speaker 3: getting repetitive there. If everyone's going, yeah, fresh air. Look, 918 00:43:56,440 --> 00:43:59,040 Speaker 3: we want to take it to the next level. I'm 919 00:43:59,080 --> 00:44:01,080 Speaker 3: going to get in touch with all of those people 920 00:44:01,280 --> 00:44:04,439 Speaker 3: and enjoy that. Let me get that extended on the podcast. 921 00:44:05,320 --> 00:44:07,200 Speaker 3: You know, I'm going to hear it in feedback. We 922 00:44:07,320 --> 00:44:09,680 Speaker 3: got it after one call? Would he stop taking more calls? 923 00:44:09,840 --> 00:44:10,120 Speaker 11: Mate? 924 00:44:10,120 --> 00:44:12,480 Speaker 3: So what I'd like to do, though, I'm going to 925 00:44:12,520 --> 00:44:14,319 Speaker 3: get all those people who just called the show to 926 00:44:14,360 --> 00:44:17,960 Speaker 3: send in some sort of capsule there, right, and then 927 00:44:18,040 --> 00:44:20,160 Speaker 3: live on the show tomorrow. Whenever it gets to us, 928 00:44:20,200 --> 00:44:25,839 Speaker 3: we can have a line tomorrow Express Post mat austral Post. 929 00:44:26,040 --> 00:44:28,680 Speaker 3: What have they done at the moment? Probably a lot actually. 930 00:44:30,320 --> 00:44:33,040 Speaker 4: By Lena Winners. 931 00:44:33,040 --> 00:44:34,440 Speaker 3: We're going to get some mirror in the studio, some 932 00:44:34,480 --> 00:44:36,280 Speaker 3: live whiffs, and then we're going to sell this stuff 933 00:44:36,280 --> 00:44:38,719 Speaker 3: all right tomorrow, all right, all right. 934 00:44:39,160 --> 00:44:40,920 Speaker 1: It's the Wood Podcast. 935 00:44:41,640 --> 00:44:44,759 Speaker 2: It's interesting topic from you. Give us a call thirty 936 00:44:44,800 --> 00:44:46,400 Speaker 2: one a six five if you're single and on the 937 00:44:46,480 --> 00:44:50,200 Speaker 2: dating apps and a woman, I might add, yes, which 938 00:44:50,239 --> 00:44:53,680 Speaker 2: is you know, all screaming of dodgy from a man who. 939 00:44:53,560 --> 00:44:59,279 Speaker 3: Has taken well had for the assertion. Well just but yeah, 940 00:44:59,320 --> 00:45:01,120 Speaker 3: look from face this could look a bit dodgy. But 941 00:45:01,160 --> 00:45:03,000 Speaker 3: at the end of the day, all I'm doing is 942 00:45:03,160 --> 00:45:09,279 Speaker 3: testing this theory I've heard around dating that's going on 943 00:45:09,600 --> 00:45:09,920 Speaker 3: right now. 944 00:45:10,040 --> 00:45:11,120 Speaker 2: Where's where do you need the theory? 945 00:45:11,520 --> 00:45:12,440 Speaker 3: Read it in an article? 946 00:45:12,560 --> 00:45:13,120 Speaker 2: Oh? Nice? 947 00:45:14,160 --> 00:45:15,840 Speaker 3: So yeah, So if you are female and on the 948 00:45:15,920 --> 00:45:17,600 Speaker 3: dating apps, give a score thirty one and six five. 949 00:45:17,640 --> 00:45:21,120 Speaker 3: We've got Kobe here, Hey, Kobe, Hey, Hey, how are 950 00:45:21,120 --> 00:45:21,480 Speaker 3: you going? 951 00:45:21,840 --> 00:45:22,840 Speaker 2: Very very well? Thank you? 952 00:45:23,000 --> 00:45:26,799 Speaker 3: Now you're on the datty apps, Kobe. First question, how 953 00:45:26,800 --> 00:45:28,400 Speaker 3: are you going in there? It's a bit of a battlefield, 954 00:45:28,400 --> 00:45:28,680 Speaker 3: isn't it. 955 00:45:28,920 --> 00:45:32,440 Speaker 16: Oh it's hidden, miss very hidden, Miss pretty dire. 956 00:45:32,280 --> 00:45:34,640 Speaker 3: At the moment, pretty roller coaster. 957 00:45:34,840 --> 00:45:36,320 Speaker 2: I heard about a new one the other day, a 958 00:45:36,480 --> 00:45:38,280 Speaker 2: dating app, yes, called Field. 959 00:45:38,760 --> 00:45:39,440 Speaker 3: What does Field do? 960 00:45:39,560 --> 00:45:45,280 Speaker 2: Will? It's it's for you can filter out and filter 961 00:45:45,400 --> 00:45:49,120 Speaker 2: in sexual kinks so you can catch up with, you know, 962 00:45:49,400 --> 00:45:52,160 Speaker 2: a couple. And if you're exploring that sort of stuff, okay, 963 00:45:52,360 --> 00:45:55,480 Speaker 2: polysexuals and bisexuals and pan sexuals, all that sort of stuff. 964 00:45:55,560 --> 00:45:56,040 Speaker 4: Why do you hell? 965 00:45:56,120 --> 00:45:57,360 Speaker 2: There you go, Kobe, if you're interested. 966 00:45:59,000 --> 00:46:00,440 Speaker 16: No, I don't think so that one. 967 00:46:01,239 --> 00:46:02,440 Speaker 3: Horses for course, horses. 968 00:46:03,560 --> 00:46:04,279 Speaker 2: Horses there as well. 969 00:46:06,440 --> 00:46:08,399 Speaker 3: Now, Goby, the question though, this is what I read 970 00:46:08,440 --> 00:46:12,080 Speaker 3: an article today. Apparently guys that are good at the 971 00:46:12,280 --> 00:46:17,640 Speaker 3: banter over texting, so texts on the dating app have 972 00:46:17,960 --> 00:46:20,040 Speaker 3: awful banter in person? 973 00:46:20,960 --> 00:46:21,800 Speaker 1: Is that true? 974 00:46:21,880 --> 00:46:22,840 Speaker 3: From your experience? 975 00:46:23,960 --> 00:46:27,160 Speaker 16: From my experience that that has been the case in 976 00:46:27,280 --> 00:46:30,080 Speaker 16: many a case, on many occasions, and I don't know 977 00:46:30,160 --> 00:46:33,040 Speaker 16: what it is. There's been guys where I've literally gone, oh, 978 00:46:33,120 --> 00:46:36,040 Speaker 16: we've got so much in common and that, and it's 979 00:46:36,120 --> 00:46:40,040 Speaker 16: just amazing. It just rolls it disclosed by a text 980 00:46:40,239 --> 00:46:43,160 Speaker 16: and then you meet up and I don't know what 981 00:46:43,280 --> 00:46:45,239 Speaker 16: it is. It's just something in the way that they 982 00:46:45,360 --> 00:46:49,080 Speaker 16: hold themselves or what. I can't explain it, but they 983 00:46:49,200 --> 00:46:51,480 Speaker 16: just can't follow through with the goods in person. 984 00:46:51,800 --> 00:46:54,759 Speaker 2: I feel like this is Kobe crime me if I'm 985 00:46:54,800 --> 00:46:56,799 Speaker 2: wrong and you're still on the dating scene. But when 986 00:46:56,840 --> 00:46:59,120 Speaker 2: I was on the dating scene back in ninety seven, 987 00:47:00,480 --> 00:47:06,440 Speaker 2: the theory of the map not matching the terrain seemed 988 00:47:06,640 --> 00:47:10,920 Speaker 2: to persevere across all categories. So like, if you met 989 00:47:11,000 --> 00:47:14,600 Speaker 2: somebody who said that they were quite sexually outgoing, that 990 00:47:14,640 --> 00:47:17,480 Speaker 2: would often mean that they weren't very promiscuous, do you 991 00:47:17,560 --> 00:47:19,279 Speaker 2: know what I mean? I feel like that's the way 992 00:47:19,360 --> 00:47:22,320 Speaker 2: it is. Didn't we find out recently that it like 993 00:47:22,640 --> 00:47:25,400 Speaker 2: on a survey that accountants were the wildest people in 994 00:47:25,440 --> 00:47:28,120 Speaker 2: the bedroom across all different professions. 995 00:47:28,440 --> 00:47:29,840 Speaker 3: Yes, we did hear that. There are a lot of 996 00:47:29,920 --> 00:47:32,440 Speaker 3: anecdotes saying that the accountants really did like to. 997 00:47:33,560 --> 00:47:34,120 Speaker 4: Go there you go. 998 00:47:34,200 --> 00:47:36,759 Speaker 2: But just the way that somebody often likes to put 999 00:47:36,800 --> 00:47:39,640 Speaker 2: themselves or perceived likes to be perceived is often not 1000 00:47:39,800 --> 00:47:40,600 Speaker 2: how they really are. 1001 00:47:40,960 --> 00:47:41,160 Speaker 14: Yeah. 1002 00:47:41,800 --> 00:47:44,080 Speaker 3: So, but if it's you right in the messages, how 1003 00:47:44,120 --> 00:47:46,680 Speaker 3: can your band to be so good from writing a 1004 00:47:46,719 --> 00:47:48,879 Speaker 3: text and then when you're in person, like, isn't it's 1005 00:47:48,880 --> 00:47:51,000 Speaker 3: the same brain that's coming up with stuff, isn't it? 1006 00:47:52,040 --> 00:47:54,560 Speaker 2: Yeah? I suppose so, But it's the same brain that's saying, Hey, 1007 00:47:54,640 --> 00:47:57,160 Speaker 2: look I'm really kinky. Yeah, but their nack's actually not 1008 00:47:57,280 --> 00:47:59,680 Speaker 2: really kinky. I think people also get the security. You 1009 00:47:59,719 --> 00:48:02,319 Speaker 2: know what, it's like keyboard warriors not you find out 1010 00:48:02,320 --> 00:48:04,400 Speaker 2: who the keyboard warriors are the most timid person in the. 1011 00:48:04,719 --> 00:48:06,600 Speaker 3: Yeah, a lot of confidence. Yeah, they're actually not face 1012 00:48:06,640 --> 00:48:08,520 Speaker 3: to face. It's got l here l. What are your 1013 00:48:08,600 --> 00:48:10,560 Speaker 3: thoughts on this? People that are really good on the 1014 00:48:10,640 --> 00:48:12,640 Speaker 3: bands are over text not so good in person. 1015 00:48:13,640 --> 00:48:16,080 Speaker 15: I a hundred and ten percent agree. 1016 00:48:16,440 --> 00:48:18,120 Speaker 12: It's like you'll have everything. 1017 00:48:17,840 --> 00:48:20,799 Speaker 16: Going to them online it's such strong center, and. 1018 00:48:20,840 --> 00:48:23,000 Speaker 11: Then when you meet them in person, the only thing 1019 00:48:23,040 --> 00:48:24,279 Speaker 11: that's going for them is their looks. 1020 00:48:24,640 --> 00:48:27,040 Speaker 16: They'll just be nothing with the personality. 1021 00:48:27,400 --> 00:48:28,640 Speaker 14: Yeah, I honestly think. 1022 00:48:28,560 --> 00:48:31,120 Speaker 16: It's because they're just doing stuff online. 1023 00:48:31,680 --> 00:48:32,880 Speaker 14: Mud as in person. 1024 00:48:33,120 --> 00:48:37,400 Speaker 12: They just can't really quick Yeah, right, you. 1025 00:48:37,440 --> 00:48:38,120 Speaker 3: Can google band. 1026 00:48:38,160 --> 00:48:40,719 Speaker 2: You can also ask you your bands, like Ellie, what's 1027 00:48:40,760 --> 00:48:41,400 Speaker 2: your dance? Like? 1028 00:48:42,719 --> 00:48:44,080 Speaker 16: I sew my band's pretty good. 1029 00:48:44,440 --> 00:48:48,880 Speaker 11: But I feel like when you're online depends. 1030 00:48:48,920 --> 00:48:50,960 Speaker 15: I feel like anyone who's fun isn't the best. 1031 00:48:50,760 --> 00:48:52,439 Speaker 16: Online because they're too busy out of life. 1032 00:48:52,880 --> 00:48:57,279 Speaker 2: Yeah, on the app, it's a good point. 1033 00:48:57,400 --> 00:48:58,800 Speaker 3: Well just before you go sorry, do you think it 1034 00:48:58,800 --> 00:49:01,240 Speaker 3: goes the other way? So if if someone is ranked 1035 00:49:01,320 --> 00:49:04,080 Speaker 3: just the rancors chat over the app over the messages, 1036 00:49:04,600 --> 00:49:07,000 Speaker 3: are you often more excited because you know they're going 1037 00:49:07,040 --> 00:49:08,120 Speaker 3: to be more excited in person. 1038 00:49:09,440 --> 00:49:12,880 Speaker 16: Honestly at this point, yes, Like the less day they 1039 00:49:13,000 --> 00:49:15,359 Speaker 16: have over the messages at this point, the more kind 1040 00:49:15,360 --> 00:49:18,640 Speaker 16: of interested I am, because clearly they're a genuine person 1041 00:49:18,719 --> 00:49:19,160 Speaker 16: in real. 1042 00:49:19,080 --> 00:49:20,960 Speaker 3: Life, just out and about bloody hell. 1043 00:49:21,160 --> 00:49:24,000 Speaker 2: There you go over on the authenticity part of it 1044 00:49:24,120 --> 00:49:26,440 Speaker 2: is the big bit, really, isn't it? Like you just 1045 00:49:26,640 --> 00:49:29,759 Speaker 2: nobody is that charismatic? Yeah, like to think about how 1046 00:49:29,760 --> 00:49:31,719 Speaker 2: you write an email? No one's charismatic. 1047 00:49:32,680 --> 00:49:33,479 Speaker 3: I'll do a few gags. 1048 00:49:33,520 --> 00:49:36,719 Speaker 2: Ever email mate, you put fifty exclamation marks over three lines. 1049 00:49:36,760 --> 00:49:40,680 Speaker 2: It's bloody annoying. You know it's important your screen now, 1050 00:49:41,000 --> 00:49:43,360 Speaker 2: quickly before we go into strays. Easiest quiz speaking of 1051 00:49:43,480 --> 00:49:46,640 Speaker 2: banter on the online apps wouldn't be doing it, just 1052 00:49:46,719 --> 00:49:49,479 Speaker 2: as if I didn't have Ellie the former bachelorette, reading 1053 00:49:49,520 --> 00:49:51,120 Speaker 2: out the messages that you sent her. 1054 00:49:51,239 --> 00:49:54,600 Speaker 3: That's not fair via DM that's on Instagram. I'm also 1055 00:49:54,719 --> 00:49:56,400 Speaker 3: getting to know my new pot players. 1056 00:50:01,680 --> 00:50:03,960 Speaker 2: His name is Dorian, and while. 1057 00:50:07,160 --> 00:50:10,759 Speaker 3: And while he's relatively shy, he has a wealth of 1058 00:50:10,880 --> 00:50:15,879 Speaker 3: knowledge and is an astute listener. And then he ends 1059 00:50:16,600 --> 00:50:22,600 Speaker 3: he ends it with do you live alone? Obviously my 1060 00:50:22,680 --> 00:50:23,720 Speaker 3: band is good in person. 1061 00:50:24,000 --> 00:50:25,960 Speaker 2: If I ever seen that woman, I'm giving her a 1062 00:50:26,040 --> 00:50:28,080 Speaker 2: big hug and a box of chocolates for some of 1063 00:50:28,080 --> 00:50:29,399 Speaker 2: the best audio I've ever hear in my life. 1064 00:50:29,680 --> 00:50:30,520 Speaker 3: See what you're hearing. 1065 00:50:30,760 --> 00:50:33,960 Speaker 1: Find us on Instagram and Facebook search Woman Woody