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Speaker 2: What was it? Welcome back to three darting Days.

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Speaker 3: I am Mattie J and I'm Ash and this is

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Speaker 3: a podcast with our parenting and it is the good.

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Speaker 1: It is the bad and the relatable. If you come

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Speaker 1: for advice, sorry, none, no, none, none, except maybe don't

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Speaker 1: shop on pet parents because your dog were here and

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Speaker 1: she was like, you neglected me? Was it your ship

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Speaker 1: the dog shit, not my ship. I'm not shopping out

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Speaker 1: So I was doing some stuff around, giving me a

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Speaker 1: I like it. I was like doing stuff around the

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Speaker 1: And then I put some other slides on, walked around

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Speaker 1: How many slides have you got? Six? Nice? Then I

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Speaker 3: And let them talk, and like April did, do it

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Speaker 1: little far and I'd be like, oh, Mick, have you

432
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Speaker 1: seen this? And he would like walk over and he'd

433
00:23:29,280 --> 00:23:30,680
Speaker 1: be like, I'm like just here, and he lean down

434
00:23:31,760 --> 00:23:34,520
Speaker 1: and he called the dragon. And there was this old

435
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Speaker 1: guy that he was the sort he was like real

436
00:23:37,359 --> 00:23:40,080
Speaker 1: old school where he used to you never knew if

437
00:23:40,119 --> 00:23:41,440
Speaker 1: he went to the tour. I used to call him

438
00:23:41,440 --> 00:23:43,760
Speaker 1: the cat because he would sneak off to the bathroom

439
00:23:43,760 --> 00:23:45,200
Speaker 1: to do a pool and then no one did hear

440
00:23:45,280 --> 00:23:47,000
Speaker 1: him or see him, so like he was like you know,

441
00:23:47,040 --> 00:23:48,560
Speaker 1: your cat would just sneak into the kiddy litter and

442
00:23:48,560 --> 00:23:50,080
Speaker 1: then all of a sudden they come back out happy because

443
00:23:50,080 --> 00:23:51,840
Speaker 1: they've done a ship. So he's to call him the cat.

444
00:23:52,240 --> 00:23:54,040
Speaker 1: We used to do this sort of time. But would

445
00:23:54,040 --> 00:23:58,240
Speaker 1: you lick himself? Yeah? He did, actually yeah, and he

446
00:23:58,400 --> 00:24:00,760
Speaker 1: was like the number one target still works. They worked

447
00:24:00,760 --> 00:24:02,560
Speaker 1: there for like thirty five years and.

448
00:24:02,520 --> 00:24:06,080
Speaker 3: We were all there and everyone would holding down so.

449
00:24:06,359 --> 00:24:12,080
Speaker 1: Naive and gullible get dragged into buying. We use a

450
00:24:12,119 --> 00:24:18,199
Speaker 1: holding down and were called him the cat. Cat. It

451
00:24:18,280 --> 00:24:22,640
Speaker 1: always happened. We talk about ship. We just can't help ourselves.

452
00:24:22,760 --> 00:24:27,639
Speaker 1: We're so far just like we're human. We're human. But anyway,

453
00:24:27,640 --> 00:24:28,960
Speaker 1: what are your top three farts?

454
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Speaker 3: I just want to give you a quick update. We've

455
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Speaker 3: upgraded on the stick aboard we have I did see

456
00:24:37,640 --> 00:24:38,520
Speaker 3: something up there.

457
00:24:38,600 --> 00:24:41,080
Speaker 1: We have upgraded. Would you like to show me you've

458
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Speaker 1: got it on the heat on the heat.

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Speaker 3: You you were you were very vocal about wanting a whiteboard,

460
00:24:47,680 --> 00:24:51,159
Speaker 3: which I absolutely acknowledged, a great shout from you. I

461
00:24:51,240 --> 00:24:54,520
Speaker 3: chose to ignore it, actually, Laura ignored it. This is

462
00:24:54,720 --> 00:24:57,359
Speaker 3: it's like a rip off chart, magnetic on the back,

463
00:24:57,480 --> 00:25:01,400
Speaker 3: beautiful like that and the nice touch, just rip it off.

464
00:25:01,680 --> 00:25:04,760
Speaker 3: It's kind of like a careful, be careful.

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Speaker 1: That is current although ash you can see although what

466
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Speaker 1: what day are we at now Wednesday and we're recording

467
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Speaker 1: some Tuesday. Sorry, so what days today is? Tuesday? Wednesday?

468
00:25:23,560 --> 00:25:25,640
Speaker 3: Sorry? Sorry, I apologize.

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00:25:25,800 --> 00:25:28,399
Speaker 1: I can I apologize because I was going to say, yeah, okay,

470
00:25:28,480 --> 00:25:30,760
Speaker 1: so hang on what I'm seeing here? Just for the

471
00:25:30,840 --> 00:25:34,240
Speaker 1: listeners at home, I'm going to give my worth says

472
00:25:34,320 --> 00:25:37,919
Speaker 1: reward chart at the top right, very good reading. Thinking

473
00:25:38,359 --> 00:25:42,880
Speaker 1: that could be that could cause some trawle down the track. YOCHI. Yep,

474
00:25:43,200 --> 00:25:46,719
Speaker 1: that's the reward I'm given. But Tuesday night, what's happened?

475
00:25:47,160 --> 00:25:48,119
Speaker 1: Oh someone's missed it?

476
00:25:48,240 --> 00:25:48,440
Speaker 4: Yeah?

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Speaker 1: Who was Ala? Lola? That's not like Lola Lola. I

478
00:25:51,520 --> 00:25:54,399
Speaker 1: have money on Lola being perfect. So there was a floor.

479
00:25:55,040 --> 00:25:57,120
Speaker 3: There was a floor with the system right, because we're

480
00:25:57,200 --> 00:25:58,240
Speaker 3: saying you need to get.

481
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Speaker 1: A full chart. Also, that be a really good band

482
00:26:00,760 --> 00:26:06,719
Speaker 1: name what's that floor with the system? Con and moving on.

483
00:26:07,880 --> 00:26:10,160
Speaker 3: So if they missed one night, they're like, well, fuck,

484
00:26:10,160 --> 00:26:10,960
Speaker 3: I'm out for the week.

485
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Speaker 1: Oh why would I if I miss Tuesday? Why would

486
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Speaker 1: I bother on Wednesday? Exactly right, Yeah, you need to

487
00:26:16,680 --> 00:26:21,400
Speaker 1: come up with a way to earn it back. Oh contingency,

488
00:26:21,440 --> 00:26:24,760
Speaker 1: I like it clean bedroom, So that gives them. That's

489
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Speaker 1: the redeeming. Okay, so are you accumulating over the week?

490
00:26:28,320 --> 00:26:33,800
Speaker 1: If you've got fives or six, you need five? So okay, right,

491
00:26:35,560 --> 00:26:36,480
Speaker 1: the system's working.

492
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Speaker 3: Okay, for the record, just in case anyone is wondering,

493
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Speaker 3: the system is great. It's flawless, it is perfect. I

494
00:26:44,720 --> 00:26:47,000
Speaker 3: have had a bit of negativity.

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Speaker 1: Perfect, very subjective.

496
00:26:47,720 --> 00:26:50,680
Speaker 3: But yes, go okay, just this is like I don't

497
00:26:50,680 --> 00:26:54,280
Speaker 3: want to attack her, go on on TikTok, she says,

498
00:26:54,880 --> 00:26:57,040
Speaker 3: as a child and family therapist.

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Speaker 1: Oh fuck, oh god, did you read that first? I

500
00:27:03,000 --> 00:27:05,800
Speaker 1: just didn't you. What would you know? I'll tell you

501
00:27:05,840 --> 00:27:06,159
Speaker 1: what you know.

502
00:27:06,320 --> 00:27:09,840
Speaker 3: Here's a degree. I'd implement a reward that is immediate.

503
00:27:10,040 --> 00:27:12,920
Speaker 3: So the morning of maybe she can pick a favorite

504
00:27:12,960 --> 00:27:16,040
Speaker 3: snack from a snack box for the day. Having rewards

505
00:27:16,040 --> 00:27:18,919
Speaker 3: that potentially five days away is not going to be exciting.

506
00:27:19,080 --> 00:27:21,639
Speaker 1: You fucking made the money, Jesus Christ. Well, I would

507
00:27:21,640 --> 00:27:25,400
Speaker 1: say you're already doing that because kids love stickers. Sticker

508
00:27:25,440 --> 00:27:27,960
Speaker 1: is the reward. So joke's on you, therapist.

509
00:27:28,080 --> 00:27:31,680
Speaker 3: So we make an ordeal an ordeal maybe the wrong word.

510
00:27:32,440 --> 00:27:35,320
Speaker 3: If we made it a thing.

511
00:27:35,800 --> 00:27:38,960
Speaker 1: Why don't we do this? Why don't we come out

512
00:27:38,960 --> 00:27:47,680
Speaker 1: with a two doting dad's reward chart like this one. Yeah, yeah,

513
00:27:47,680 --> 00:27:53,680
Speaker 1: stickers at the back. I didn't realize you. So you went,

514
00:27:53,760 --> 00:27:57,280
Speaker 1: you've got external stickers on a you've got third party

515
00:27:57,280 --> 00:27:58,920
Speaker 1: stickers on a first party pat.

516
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Speaker 3: I had no idea. I just will let you know

517
00:28:01,119 --> 00:28:03,360
Speaker 3: some idea.

518
00:28:05,080 --> 00:28:08,520
Speaker 1: Smoke coming off that keyboard, Damn girl, I will, I will.

519
00:28:08,640 --> 00:28:10,800
Speaker 3: Because some people were also Okay. The other bit of

520
00:28:10,840 --> 00:28:14,199
Speaker 3: negativity that I got, people were like, what happens if

521
00:28:14,240 --> 00:28:16,400
Speaker 3: the kids need to get out of bed and they're

522
00:28:16,440 --> 00:28:18,720
Speaker 3: too afraid to get out of bed because they want

523
00:28:18,720 --> 00:28:19,400
Speaker 3: to get the sticker?

524
00:28:21,240 --> 00:28:23,879
Speaker 1: Okay, I think that's stupid. I think it's a bit silly.

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00:28:24,200 --> 00:28:27,080
Speaker 1: I think when it comes they go into the toilet,

526
00:28:27,520 --> 00:28:29,119
Speaker 1: they will get out of bed. I can tell your

527
00:28:29,200 --> 00:28:32,560
Speaker 1: attitude about people's response on here, and we can fix

528
00:28:32,640 --> 00:28:35,960
Speaker 1: this really easily. Go on, you change your word negativity

529
00:28:36,080 --> 00:28:40,120
Speaker 1: to feedback. Okay, how does that work? So the feedback says,

530
00:28:40,240 --> 00:28:41,400
Speaker 1: I already feel better about it.

531
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Speaker 3: I'm sure what your process is for them knowing when

532
00:28:44,360 --> 00:28:46,200
Speaker 3: they can get out of bed. But we found a

533
00:28:46,280 --> 00:28:49,680
Speaker 3: digital clock that changes color at a specific set time,

534
00:28:49,880 --> 00:28:52,440
Speaker 3: usually green for go, and that is when they can

535
00:28:52,480 --> 00:28:55,560
Speaker 3: get up. Has helped more than you could imagine.

536
00:28:55,680 --> 00:28:58,280
Speaker 1: How I like that. That's a good that's good feedback.

537
00:28:58,320 --> 00:29:01,400
Speaker 1: I heard of something similar like that before. My kids.

538
00:29:01,400 --> 00:29:04,720
Speaker 1: This morning, they've lately they've been waking up. April goes

539
00:29:04,720 --> 00:29:07,960
Speaker 1: to the gym at five o'clock every morning. She's a workhorse.

540
00:29:08,480 --> 00:29:10,840
Speaker 1: But the kids now are waking up because they hear her,

541
00:29:11,840 --> 00:29:14,160
Speaker 1: mainly because I haven't WD forty the bathroom door and

542
00:29:14,160 --> 00:29:15,800
Speaker 1: now it's squeaky and it keeps waking up. So it's

543
00:29:15,840 --> 00:29:19,560
Speaker 1: my fault apparently. And then this morning I could hear

544
00:29:19,600 --> 00:29:21,200
Speaker 1: them and I could hear one of them going, we

545
00:29:21,200 --> 00:29:24,600
Speaker 1: should go to daddy's bed, and I was like, standing right, man.

546
00:29:26,680 --> 00:29:29,160
Speaker 1: And then now they're like, they're like, can we come

547
00:29:29,200 --> 00:29:32,160
Speaker 1: in yet? I'm just like no, just now they've just

548
00:29:32,240 --> 00:29:34,320
Speaker 1: bypassed my room. Then they're in the lounge room at

549
00:29:34,320 --> 00:29:35,720
Speaker 1: five o'clock in the morning with the lights on, the

550
00:29:35,800 --> 00:29:38,680
Speaker 1: lego flipping around the room. TV. Yeah, this TV. It's

551
00:29:38,720 --> 00:29:43,080
Speaker 1: like I can't hear it. It's like Oscar's pouring rice

552
00:29:43,120 --> 00:29:46,000
Speaker 1: bubbles all over the fucking kitchen floor. It's a shimmuzzle.

553
00:29:47,280 --> 00:29:48,280
Speaker 1: We need a reward chart.

554
00:29:48,360 --> 00:29:50,920
Speaker 3: Yeah, let me work on that ash whilst that marinates

555
00:29:50,920 --> 00:29:51,480
Speaker 3: in my head.

556
00:29:51,760 --> 00:29:53,680
Speaker 1: Maroon had a way, big guy, what segment is it?

557
00:29:53,680 --> 00:30:02,040
Speaker 1: It's paran you do mostly regression. You don't want so

558
00:30:03,720 --> 00:30:11,760
Speaker 1: just tell me what your parent? Do you want my grandpa?

559
00:30:11,920 --> 00:30:12,640
Speaker 1: You got the shirt?

560
00:30:13,800 --> 00:30:18,280
Speaker 3: You don't want advice from frangers, Go and tell me

561
00:30:19,160 --> 00:30:26,440
Speaker 3: what is your parent. I didn't hear back the intro

562
00:30:26,560 --> 00:30:32,280
Speaker 3: song until this morning. Jess producers had the pleasure of

563
00:30:32,360 --> 00:30:33,360
Speaker 3: editing that one.

564
00:30:33,200 --> 00:30:35,960
Speaker 1: And she said, it's terrible. It's pretty bad. So it's perfect.

565
00:30:36,040 --> 00:30:38,520
Speaker 1: It's pretty bad. I thought we were like right on

566
00:30:38,640 --> 00:30:39,600
Speaker 1: time with the beat.

567
00:30:39,640 --> 00:30:43,720
Speaker 3: Oh no, no, Jesse, have you used different backing track?

568
00:30:44,040 --> 00:30:46,760
Speaker 1: Is it backing track? That's betters? That? Like what is

569
00:30:46,800 --> 00:30:48,680
Speaker 1: going on there? She told me that she used AI

570
00:30:48,800 --> 00:30:53,560
Speaker 1: to make it better. Oh god, anyway, anyway, can I

571
00:30:53,720 --> 00:30:55,560
Speaker 1: go first? Really? And I want to have a little

572
00:30:55,640 --> 00:30:59,800
Speaker 1: rant first. I'm just gonna preface this by saying that

573
00:31:00,200 --> 00:31:02,280
Speaker 1: it's going to be a little story into a rand.

574
00:31:02,640 --> 00:31:06,400
Speaker 1: I hope that's okay. This morning, Okay, this is fresh

575
00:31:06,680 --> 00:31:10,120
Speaker 1: fresh gear this morning. Kids not listening night, mean to

576
00:31:10,160 --> 00:31:13,480
Speaker 1: get him out of the house. Anyway. We finally get

577
00:31:13,520 --> 00:31:15,960
Speaker 1: out of the house, We get halfway to school, starts

578
00:31:16,000 --> 00:31:18,360
Speaker 1: to rain, now I've told you my kids school has

579
00:31:18,480 --> 00:31:21,120
Speaker 1: quite a long track to get down. I'm already late.

580
00:31:22,000 --> 00:31:24,560
Speaker 1: Oscar's late for school. And first of all, I got

581
00:31:24,600 --> 00:31:26,960
Speaker 1: a little bit of dad guilt here because I had

582
00:31:27,000 --> 00:31:28,800
Speaker 1: Macy in the car too, is doing the double drop.

583
00:31:29,160 --> 00:31:30,800
Speaker 1: And we get to the top and I get out

584
00:31:30,800 --> 00:31:33,560
Speaker 1: of the car and it's not raining, but it's not sprinkling.

585
00:31:33,600 --> 00:31:36,120
Speaker 1: It somewhere in between there, and I'm like to Oscar,

586
00:31:37,040 --> 00:31:38,720
Speaker 1: You're gonna have to walk down the rain. My guy,

587
00:31:38,880 --> 00:31:42,880
Speaker 1: I'm so sorry. Gave himccuddle blah blah blah blah blah,

588
00:31:43,040 --> 00:31:47,000
Speaker 1: and I immediately I was like, okay. I sat in

589
00:31:47,040 --> 00:31:49,760
Speaker 1: the car, in the nice dry car. Oscar walked in

590
00:31:49,760 --> 00:31:53,600
Speaker 1: the rain down the path and he looked back, gave

591
00:31:53,640 --> 00:31:55,880
Speaker 1: me a wave, game another wave. Macey gave it a wave,

592
00:31:55,880 --> 00:31:58,280
Speaker 1: and I just felt, really I felt fucking horrible. I

593
00:31:58,280 --> 00:32:01,080
Speaker 1: felt because he had to walk down in the rain.

594
00:32:01,200 --> 00:32:03,840
Speaker 1: I've just blown up at them at home. Yeah, yeah,

595
00:32:04,040 --> 00:32:07,400
Speaker 1: feeling like shit. And I was like, oh, fucking whatever. Anyway,

596
00:32:07,440 --> 00:32:10,800
Speaker 1: I messaged April to say, hey, I just so you know,

597
00:32:11,000 --> 00:32:13,200
Speaker 1: this is what happened. I feel really really bad, but

598
00:32:13,640 --> 00:32:16,320
Speaker 1: maybe call and check on him. I didn't get a response, right,

599
00:32:16,960 --> 00:32:21,480
Speaker 1: and then I'm here, get no respond and I get

600
00:32:21,520 --> 00:32:24,640
Speaker 1: a screenshot from April that it's say and I'm going

601
00:32:24,680 --> 00:32:29,000
Speaker 1: to read it to you from the school. Okay, and

602
00:32:29,040 --> 00:32:34,040
Speaker 1: I want to round about this specifically. Okay, just read this,

603
00:32:34,280 --> 00:32:36,600
Speaker 1: just read just read that out. Just keep in mind's

604
00:32:36,600 --> 00:32:41,680
Speaker 1: in kindergarten. Dear parents and carers. We are excited to

605
00:32:41,720 --> 00:32:45,280
Speaker 1: announce that our kindergarten excursion to Nope, that's the wrong one.

606
00:32:46,800 --> 00:33:03,520
Speaker 4: Sorry, that couldn't be more perfect. Fuck, Sorry, that's funny.

607
00:33:03,840 --> 00:33:08,920
Speaker 3: Dear miss Wicks, your child Oscar Wicks was marked partially

608
00:33:09,120 --> 00:33:10,760
Speaker 3: absent late on arrival.

609
00:33:10,880 --> 00:33:14,360
Speaker 1: What's the time on there? Read it out? Read it out?

610
00:33:14,440 --> 00:33:19,320
Speaker 3: Late to school at nine o three a m.

611
00:33:19,520 --> 00:33:20,960
Speaker 1: Get fucked.

612
00:33:22,880 --> 00:33:25,719
Speaker 3: As a part of department policy, we are now required

613
00:33:25,760 --> 00:33:28,240
Speaker 3: to monitor and attain a reason for all partial attendance,

614
00:33:28,320 --> 00:33:32,200
Speaker 3: including late arrivals. Surely there's a little buffer.

615
00:33:32,600 --> 00:33:35,800
Speaker 1: Right, Okay, this is my rant. Finally from the story

616
00:33:35,840 --> 00:33:36,400
Speaker 1: to the rant.

617
00:33:36,480 --> 00:33:37,880
Speaker 3: Wait, what time did you wave him off?

618
00:33:38,440 --> 00:33:47,080
Speaker 1: Not like nine am? Okay, that's late. Yeah, but it's

619
00:33:47,120 --> 00:33:49,600
Speaker 1: not the late thing I'm worried about. Yeah, stop lay thing.

620
00:33:49,640 --> 00:33:54,960
Speaker 1: I'm going to rant about our fault Oscar's fault. Yes, okay, really,

621
00:33:55,400 --> 00:33:57,080
Speaker 1: And then he did dawdle in the rain down there

622
00:33:57,080 --> 00:33:59,080
Speaker 1: because I did say once don't run in the grain,

623
00:33:59,120 --> 00:34:01,040
Speaker 1: you'll get more wet, and that was silly. And now

624
00:34:01,040 --> 00:34:04,240
Speaker 1: he's dawdling in the rain, he gets really wet. Anyway,

625
00:34:04,960 --> 00:34:09,640
Speaker 1: I think my rant is parents have got enough on

626
00:34:09,680 --> 00:34:12,960
Speaker 1: their plate. Okay, it's hard enough to get two kids

627
00:34:12,960 --> 00:34:15,600
Speaker 1: out of the door on time. Get yourself out of

628
00:34:15,600 --> 00:34:19,319
Speaker 1: the door. Buffer is needed. If it was like nine

629
00:34:19,560 --> 00:34:23,120
Speaker 1: thirty ten o'clock, send me that email. But what I'm

630
00:34:23,160 --> 00:34:26,760
Speaker 1: saying is is a bit rich. Give us some buffer.

631
00:34:27,120 --> 00:34:29,719
Speaker 1: I've already felt guilty about that. I'm letting my kid

632
00:34:29,920 --> 00:34:32,400
Speaker 1: walk down in the rain after yelling at him at home.

633
00:34:32,800 --> 00:34:35,480
Speaker 1: And then I get that, and I'm like, this is

634
00:34:35,640 --> 00:34:39,560
Speaker 1: unbe Give us a break. That is adding insult to injury.

635
00:34:39,719 --> 00:34:42,759
Speaker 1: Well said, and it's like there's parents out there and

636
00:34:42,800 --> 00:34:45,640
Speaker 1: I'm thankfully, very lucky that what I do for a

637
00:34:45,719 --> 00:34:48,279
Speaker 1: job is very flexible unless you're in a bad mood,

638
00:34:48,320 --> 00:34:54,799
Speaker 1: and it's not very flexible. I'm sorry. What more, Jess,

639
00:34:55,120 --> 00:34:58,759
Speaker 1: she's the problem. She's the real problem. And then you know,

640
00:34:58,880 --> 00:35:01,319
Speaker 1: like it parents out there that have got to be

641
00:35:01,360 --> 00:35:04,600
Speaker 1: at work at certain times, and not every there's not

642
00:35:04,680 --> 00:35:07,200
Speaker 1: one morning in your house that goes to plan right

643
00:35:07,280 --> 00:35:09,880
Speaker 1: when it when's the last time? Never? Never, And that

644
00:35:10,080 --> 00:35:12,480
Speaker 1: every other family would be the same where it's like

645
00:35:12,880 --> 00:35:17,000
Speaker 1: there's something, there's always fucking something going on that you're

646
00:35:17,040 --> 00:35:17,759
Speaker 1: gonna be late.

647
00:35:18,640 --> 00:35:22,879
Speaker 3: Give us a break, No, no, three, no five, sure, no, no, no.

648
00:35:23,239 --> 00:35:28,839
Speaker 1: I reckon nine fifteen, nine to fifteen on words, you

649
00:35:28,880 --> 00:35:32,680
Speaker 1: could say nine ten, but through kindergarten. I think it's

650
00:35:33,280 --> 00:35:34,960
Speaker 1: if there were like a year six kid. I'm like,

651
00:35:35,080 --> 00:35:38,279
Speaker 1: I'm no better, I'm going. I'm going. When gets home,

652
00:35:38,320 --> 00:35:41,080
Speaker 1: I'm like, where the fuck were you for fifteen minutes?

653
00:35:41,520 --> 00:35:44,040
Speaker 1: You know, like I dropped you off. Now I'm getting

654
00:35:44,040 --> 00:35:50,480
Speaker 1: the school call me, where were you? Just turn the

655
00:35:50,520 --> 00:35:51,239
Speaker 1: lights on the l.

656
00:35:53,120 --> 00:35:54,880
Speaker 3: I'm sorry, I'm sorry I had to go through that.

657
00:35:54,960 --> 00:35:56,719
Speaker 3: I agree with you. I agree with you.

658
00:35:56,760 --> 00:36:00,800
Speaker 1: You've done a great job. It's the that's the faulty.

659
00:36:01,200 --> 00:36:03,560
Speaker 1: I still I feel really guilty and I can't wait

660
00:36:03,600 --> 00:36:09,080
Speaker 1: to get home and give them a cuddle. He'll probablysly, no,

661
00:36:09,600 --> 00:36:11,680
Speaker 1: look I did. I felt really really really bad. I

662
00:36:11,680 --> 00:36:14,719
Speaker 1: didn't need that. And yeah, there'd be other parents that

663
00:36:14,800 --> 00:36:17,480
Speaker 1: are same because I wasn't the only one. And you know,

664
00:36:17,600 --> 00:36:19,320
Speaker 1: like I said, people that love that, I wasn't the

665
00:36:19,400 --> 00:36:23,040
Speaker 1: only one. Yeah, so long was later than me. Anyway,

666
00:36:23,080 --> 00:36:25,600
Speaker 1: that's my rant, go ran away, Ran Away.

667
00:36:25,840 --> 00:36:30,040
Speaker 3: This one ash is from Maddie and she says, why

668
00:36:30,080 --> 00:36:33,120
Speaker 3: the fuck do kids sleep late on school days and

669
00:36:33,160 --> 00:36:36,040
Speaker 3: then get up super early on the weekends. I want

670
00:36:36,040 --> 00:36:40,240
Speaker 3: to snooze, yes, Maddie, see it's more.

671
00:36:40,280 --> 00:36:44,520
Speaker 1: Like they're excited to get up. I think, yeah, because

672
00:36:44,880 --> 00:36:46,920
Speaker 1: April's really guilty of this, I'm going to throw open

673
00:36:47,000 --> 00:36:52,279
Speaker 1: on the bus. Please April goes. It's Friday, Okay, we

674
00:36:52,400 --> 00:36:58,399
Speaker 1: have two fun filled family days Tomorrow and Sunday. First

675
00:36:58,440 --> 00:37:01,480
Speaker 1: of all, don't over promise, because I don't know what

676
00:37:01,520 --> 00:37:03,680
Speaker 1: I'm going to feel like tomorrow. I could be lazy,

677
00:37:03,840 --> 00:37:06,759
Speaker 1: I don't know, you don't know. Don't don't promise the

678
00:37:06,760 --> 00:37:08,880
Speaker 1: world and hand in Atlas, that's the first thing you do.

679
00:37:09,239 --> 00:37:11,960
Speaker 1: But then also, they're super excited now they don't want

680
00:37:11,960 --> 00:37:14,399
Speaker 1: to go to bed on Friday night, and Friday night's

681
00:37:14,400 --> 00:37:18,319
Speaker 1: are for wing wing, you know what I mean? Ash

682
00:37:18,360 --> 00:37:22,799
Speaker 1: in April time, not really, But then it's like then

683
00:37:22,840 --> 00:37:25,360
Speaker 1: they go up at five am. What are we doing today?

684
00:37:25,920 --> 00:37:29,439
Speaker 1: Oh man, I lower the expectation, dude, And I think

685
00:37:29,480 --> 00:37:32,200
Speaker 1: that's what's happening this morning. The time my kids got

686
00:37:32,200 --> 00:37:37,880
Speaker 1: out of bed seven forty that's the fucking dream. No,

687
00:37:38,000 --> 00:37:42,080
Speaker 1: what they get picked up, my sister takes them to school. Oh,

688
00:37:44,200 --> 00:37:46,960
Speaker 1: the driver takes them to school. My sister gets here

689
00:37:47,160 --> 00:37:54,480
Speaker 1: at eight point fifteen. Yeah, so I'm like, Mother's like

690
00:37:54,560 --> 00:37:58,920
Speaker 1: what And I'm like, as they're in ben, Ye're like

691
00:37:59,040 --> 00:38:00,600
Speaker 1: shoving milk down there, throat.

692
00:38:02,280 --> 00:38:06,160
Speaker 3: Isn't either weekends those things that they're up. Yeah, five o'clock,

693
00:38:07,880 --> 00:38:09,160
Speaker 3: give us, give us a break.

694
00:38:09,360 --> 00:38:12,760
Speaker 1: Anyway. Who else I got? Oh, this is from Selena,

695
00:38:12,800 --> 00:38:15,440
Speaker 1: which is this is a very unique one. It won't

696
00:38:15,520 --> 00:38:18,480
Speaker 1: be I suppose if you have twins, this will this

697
00:38:18,480 --> 00:38:22,840
Speaker 1: will grind you get Someone might say boiler water. I

698
00:38:22,880 --> 00:38:27,360
Speaker 1: don't know whatever, Selena, the twins aren't multiple in the

699
00:38:27,440 --> 00:38:31,640
Speaker 1: government's eyes, so we get zilch help. What the fuck?

700
00:38:32,160 --> 00:38:35,399
Speaker 1: So I think what she means there is in terms

701
00:38:35,440 --> 00:38:38,080
Speaker 1: of having more kids, and you would get help from

702
00:38:38,080 --> 00:38:41,359
Speaker 1: the government in certain aspects. I'm not sure what she's

703
00:38:41,360 --> 00:38:46,239
Speaker 1: trying to get. She's like, I just want to do

704
00:38:46,360 --> 00:38:50,560
Speaker 1: car How hard is it? But like, because that they're

705
00:38:50,600 --> 00:38:53,440
Speaker 1: born on the same day, they're considered as one.

706
00:38:53,880 --> 00:38:56,799
Speaker 3: I mean, we could do our research and look into this,

707
00:38:57,000 --> 00:38:58,920
Speaker 3: but who has time.

708
00:38:58,760 --> 00:39:01,720
Speaker 1: For that whatever came from research?

709
00:39:01,800 --> 00:39:05,520
Speaker 3: Matthew surely, Like, if you're getting like support from the government,

710
00:39:05,600 --> 00:39:07,480
Speaker 3: you'd get double because you've got twins. No, because I

711
00:39:07,480 --> 00:39:08,680
Speaker 3: would say, how many kids have you got?

712
00:39:08,800 --> 00:39:08,960
Speaker 4: Yeah?

713
00:39:09,000 --> 00:39:12,759
Speaker 1: So, like for example, daycare, here we go daycare. We

714
00:39:12,840 --> 00:39:15,239
Speaker 1: try and define this, not to find it. We're trying

715
00:39:15,239 --> 00:39:20,239
Speaker 1: to describe this daycare. Okay, you get a subsidy. That's

716
00:39:20,280 --> 00:39:25,400
Speaker 1: a big word for me. Subsidy right as certain wage

717
00:39:25,480 --> 00:39:28,960
Speaker 1: brackets and stuff like that for each kid. But they

718
00:39:29,080 --> 00:39:31,960
Speaker 1: might see the twins as one kid. Are they Siamese?

719
00:39:38,239 --> 00:39:41,440
Speaker 1: I'm sorry if they are, That's what I'm wondering. I'm like,

720
00:39:41,520 --> 00:39:43,959
Speaker 1: how is this? Well, what's the conversation Selena is having

721
00:39:43,960 --> 00:39:47,040
Speaker 1: with the government? She like, how dare you not support

722
00:39:47,040 --> 00:39:52,719
Speaker 1: my Siamese twins? They're like, ma'am, you have one trial.

723
00:39:53,840 --> 00:39:59,280
Speaker 1: They got two heads, god twice as many mouths. It's like, yeah,

724
00:39:59,320 --> 00:40:01,279
Speaker 1: I think that's there's got to be some sort of

725
00:40:01,440 --> 00:40:05,439
Speaker 1: justice for Selena. What do we want? We don't know.

726
00:40:06,520 --> 00:40:11,560
Speaker 1: We're not quite sure anyway, Selena, really you also you

727
00:40:11,600 --> 00:40:14,160
Speaker 1: have that on that. Please some more context right back

728
00:40:14,200 --> 00:40:17,200
Speaker 1: to us. Yeah. I like how there's no context because

729
00:40:17,200 --> 00:40:24,680
Speaker 1: of them. We can just assume we're getting zilt. Surely, surely,

730
00:40:27,239 --> 00:40:35,319
Speaker 1: like I have these kids for no goddamn reason. Very good,

731
00:40:36,760 --> 00:40:38,279
Speaker 1: I don't care. This one's from Laura, and.

732
00:40:40,160 --> 00:40:42,080
Speaker 3: I don't want this to turn into us attacking the

733
00:40:42,160 --> 00:40:43,360
Speaker 3: parents who are having their rants.

734
00:40:43,360 --> 00:40:45,640
Speaker 1: I want their rants to be heard. I don't want

735
00:40:45,640 --> 00:40:48,279
Speaker 1: their rants to be questioned. So far, we're just mocking them,

736
00:40:48,280 --> 00:40:49,839
Speaker 1: and I'm I'm on board with that.

737
00:40:49,920 --> 00:40:54,280
Speaker 3: But La Laura says PRAM parking spaces should be wider,

738
00:40:54,800 --> 00:41:00,600
Speaker 3: not locking each other out, saying it sister, okay, okay, okay,

739
00:41:00,680 --> 00:41:02,080
Speaker 3: just like Laura is.

740
00:41:02,080 --> 00:41:05,120
Speaker 1: Going to be like, stop yelling. I'm projecting.

741
00:41:06,880 --> 00:41:09,400
Speaker 3: But aren't we using the boot of the car for

742
00:41:09,480 --> 00:41:13,640
Speaker 3: the PRAM? I think, oh, she wants sorry, she wants

743
00:41:13,680 --> 00:41:15,600
Speaker 3: the wider because it's hard because you've got to get

744
00:41:15,600 --> 00:41:17,040
Speaker 3: the kids in the.

745
00:41:16,719 --> 00:41:21,840
Speaker 1: Door open wide, okay, maneuver the child in. Yeah, I

746
00:41:21,880 --> 00:41:25,879
Speaker 1: get it, I get okay, door open. Then you've got yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,

747
00:41:25,880 --> 00:41:28,720
Speaker 1: I'm on board. I'm on board. Your kid's doing ninja

748
00:41:28,760 --> 00:41:31,520
Speaker 1: worrying before get, so I apologize.

749
00:41:31,560 --> 00:41:33,759
Speaker 3: I thought she wanted to put the pram in the

750
00:41:33,840 --> 00:41:34,640
Speaker 3: side of the car.

751
00:41:35,040 --> 00:41:37,840
Speaker 1: But it's wow, when are you putting the PRAM in?

752
00:41:38,480 --> 00:41:41,200
Speaker 1: I was like, what kind of rand is? There's like

753
00:41:41,280 --> 00:41:44,120
Speaker 1: pram goes in the front seat. Guys, put the get

754
00:41:44,120 --> 00:41:48,000
Speaker 1: in the boot. She's got it all wrong. Okayt least

755
00:41:48,040 --> 00:41:52,520
Speaker 1: the questions, Yes, finally got what have we got here?

756
00:41:53,480 --> 00:41:57,080
Speaker 1: What's the last fight, if, if you will, that you

757
00:41:57,200 --> 00:42:00,000
Speaker 1: had with your beautiful wife Laura got a good quest

758
00:42:00,160 --> 00:42:03,880
Speaker 1: big deep, because I know you guys never fight. Look, okay,

759
00:42:04,239 --> 00:42:05,839
Speaker 1: the thing that I did wrong was a cheeky jab.

760
00:42:05,840 --> 00:42:09,160
Speaker 1: I don't know, say it again, I said, because I

761
00:42:09,560 --> 00:42:11,399
Speaker 1: dig deep, because I know you guys really fight. I'm

762
00:42:12,000 --> 00:42:18,880
Speaker 1: quite fresh language. What language is that? I don't know.

763
00:42:18,920 --> 00:42:21,279
Speaker 3: The last fight we had, last fight we had was

764
00:42:22,400 --> 00:42:25,759
Speaker 3: yesterday fresh. It was very fresh, and this morning we

765
00:42:25,760 --> 00:42:27,680
Speaker 3: only have small little TIFFs.

766
00:42:27,760 --> 00:42:29,719
Speaker 1: It's like it's just a bicker. I find it's a

767
00:42:29,719 --> 00:42:32,719
Speaker 1: bigger I say, bickers keep the relationship interesting. They do

768
00:42:33,000 --> 00:42:36,200
Speaker 1: is pushing Paul, pushing Paul, and you know sometimes I'm

769
00:42:36,200 --> 00:42:40,800
Speaker 1: in the I'm in the wrong and and I'm pulling.

770
00:42:43,040 --> 00:42:44,759
Speaker 1: It's it's a bit of push and Paul every time

771
00:42:44,800 --> 00:42:45,279
Speaker 1: I'm in the wrong.

772
00:42:45,360 --> 00:42:48,640
Speaker 3: Okay, well, so what I did wrong? Ash Sometimes in

773
00:42:48,719 --> 00:42:52,200
Speaker 3: my head I know I have to do something and

774
00:42:52,239 --> 00:42:52,920
Speaker 3: I just forget.

775
00:42:53,520 --> 00:42:56,000
Speaker 1: That's totally fair. I don't see a problem with that.

776
00:42:56,600 --> 00:42:57,480
Speaker 1: So it reminds me.

777
00:42:57,480 --> 00:43:02,640
Speaker 3: Actually, so my sister speaking about pickup drop offs, very

778
00:43:02,719 --> 00:43:04,120
Speaker 3: lucky in that we have kids that go to the

779
00:43:04,160 --> 00:43:06,799
Speaker 3: same school, same scenario with the daycare. We have one

780
00:43:06,880 --> 00:43:08,640
Speaker 3: child each that goes to the same daycare, so we

781
00:43:08,680 --> 00:43:09,759
Speaker 3: share the pickup drop off.

782
00:43:09,840 --> 00:43:13,040
Speaker 1: Very good. That is convenience. It's convenient with the capital

783
00:43:13,040 --> 00:43:15,200
Speaker 1: cdly convenient. Thank you.

784
00:43:16,120 --> 00:43:20,359
Speaker 3: And my sister said, hey, I'm running early. I can

785
00:43:20,400 --> 00:43:23,040
Speaker 3: pick up the kids running early.

786
00:43:23,120 --> 00:43:25,799
Speaker 1: Is that an expression? Fuck?

787
00:43:25,840 --> 00:43:31,279
Speaker 3: You're throwing me anyway, carry on and on that particular afternoon, Laura.

788
00:43:31,200 --> 00:43:33,759
Speaker 1: Was picking up the kids. Okay with you.

789
00:43:34,200 --> 00:43:37,000
Speaker 3: I was already in conversation with my sister. She said,

790
00:43:37,120 --> 00:43:39,480
Speaker 3: I can get the kids. I said, great, get the kids.

791
00:43:39,960 --> 00:43:43,359
Speaker 3: And I should have messaged Laura and said, don't worry

792
00:43:43,360 --> 00:43:44,240
Speaker 3: about getting the kids.

793
00:43:44,920 --> 00:43:49,839
Speaker 1: My sister's going to get them. I forgot because I

794
00:43:49,960 --> 00:43:57,560
Speaker 1: was at the gym. And so Laura raises the daycare

795
00:43:58,160 --> 00:44:01,000
Speaker 1: as she calls me. She's like, where the fucking kids?

796
00:44:02,840 --> 00:44:05,319
Speaker 1: And also like the gym's.

797
00:44:05,000 --> 00:44:08,680
Speaker 3: Like oh yeah, and I'm like, oh, Kate's picked them up,

798
00:44:08,719 --> 00:44:11,080
Speaker 3: and she's like where are you And I'm like, I'm at.

799
00:44:10,920 --> 00:44:11,520
Speaker 4: The gym.

800
00:44:13,080 --> 00:44:18,480
Speaker 1: And so Laura's raised from work. That's a bad, bad mistake.

801
00:44:18,520 --> 00:44:21,560
Speaker 3: And I should have said I should have said my bad,

802
00:44:21,600 --> 00:44:22,520
Speaker 3: I'm sorry.

803
00:44:22,520 --> 00:44:26,080
Speaker 1: You didn't you doubled down. But I was like, anyway,

804
00:44:26,120 --> 00:44:29,080
Speaker 1: you need to swallow the pride. I get it. I'm

805
00:44:29,080 --> 00:44:31,040
Speaker 1: the same I always go. I always think how can

806
00:44:31,080 --> 00:44:33,200
Speaker 1: I wheeze on my way out of this? But that's

807
00:44:33,239 --> 00:44:33,880
Speaker 1: not my fault.

808
00:44:33,920 --> 00:44:36,320
Speaker 3: But when it is good, defense is a strong offense,

809
00:44:36,360 --> 00:44:38,359
Speaker 3: and I think, like communication is key.

810
00:44:38,520 --> 00:44:46,360
Speaker 1: Shut up, shut up. Do ask me what did you

811
00:44:46,400 --> 00:44:48,000
Speaker 1: an April find about? I don't believe you guys have

812
00:44:48,080 --> 00:44:51,640
Speaker 1: a fight, thank you. We don't often same thing like

813
00:44:51,680 --> 00:44:58,680
Speaker 1: bickers never nothing, no argie bargie. Yeah, we did have

814
00:44:58,680 --> 00:45:01,640
Speaker 1: a fight over we were going to see I'm actually going

815
00:45:01,680 --> 00:45:04,120
Speaker 1: to blame Becky Lucas on this. We were going to

816
00:45:04,120 --> 00:45:08,560
Speaker 1: see Becky Lucas and before so, April's mum was coming

817
00:45:08,600 --> 00:45:10,560
Speaker 1: over to watch the kids because it was on quite early,

818
00:45:10,560 --> 00:45:14,000
Speaker 1: which is lovely from home early, and we had the

819
00:45:14,239 --> 00:45:18,680
Speaker 1: discussion about driving because it's Sunday nights at night out people.

820
00:45:18,760 --> 00:45:20,439
Speaker 1: Who's going to drive, who's going to drink? Yeah, who's

821
00:45:20,440 --> 00:45:22,000
Speaker 1: going to drive, who's gonna drink, who's going to have

822
00:45:22,000 --> 00:45:24,959
Speaker 1: more drinks, who's going to have less? And I said, hey,

823
00:45:26,719 --> 00:45:29,680
Speaker 1: I'm happy to spot us an uber there and back

824
00:45:29,719 --> 00:45:32,480
Speaker 1: so we both can enjoy the night together. And April

825
00:45:32,520 --> 00:45:36,200
Speaker 1: said no, she said, I don't feel like drinking at all.

826
00:45:36,239 --> 00:45:38,000
Speaker 1: I want to come. I'll enjoy myself, but I want

827
00:45:38,080 --> 00:45:39,719
Speaker 1: I need to get up early for Jim tomorrow morning,

828
00:45:39,719 --> 00:45:44,800
Speaker 1: because that's responsible. Responsible. And she was like, I'll drive back,

829
00:45:44,880 --> 00:45:47,359
Speaker 1: so I'll write there, I'll drive back. And usually I'm

830
00:45:47,400 --> 00:45:51,560
Speaker 1: fine with that and I do majority of the driving.

831
00:45:51,640 --> 00:45:53,360
Speaker 1: I'll do that all the time anyway. But I just

832
00:45:53,440 --> 00:45:56,520
Speaker 1: wasn't feeling it. I was like, look, I was like,

833
00:45:56,560 --> 00:45:58,160
Speaker 1: I want to have a couple of drinks this afternoon,

834
00:45:58,280 --> 00:46:02,280
Speaker 1: go in a good mood, come home. And she was like, okay,

835
00:46:02,280 --> 00:46:04,480
Speaker 1: well I can just drop that's fine, and I was

836
00:46:04,520 --> 00:46:09,839
Speaker 1: like sweet. Uh. And then a couple of hours go past,

837
00:46:09,880 --> 00:46:13,320
Speaker 1: I've had a couple of beverages, cleaning up the house,

838
00:46:13,400 --> 00:46:15,480
Speaker 1: making sure the kids are good, just doing stuff around

839
00:46:15,520 --> 00:46:19,360
Speaker 1: the house that I do. And then I cracked a

840
00:46:19,440 --> 00:46:22,520
Speaker 1: can and we're April's mum was in the house too,

841
00:46:22,600 --> 00:46:24,840
Speaker 1: so she was ready there. I cracked a can and

842
00:46:24,920 --> 00:46:26,839
Speaker 1: April comes out and she was like, I just heard

843
00:46:26,840 --> 00:46:29,960
Speaker 1: you crack a can. Ye, how are we going to

844
00:46:30,000 --> 00:46:33,560
Speaker 1: get there? And I said, wh whoa whoa, whoa, whoa

845
00:46:33,600 --> 00:46:38,520
Speaker 1: whoa you said, and I took your word that you're

846
00:46:38,600 --> 00:46:41,120
Speaker 1: going to drive, and she was like, I said it

847
00:46:41,160 --> 00:46:44,799
Speaker 1: was sarcasm, and I was like, whoa, whoa, No, you

848
00:46:44,840 --> 00:46:47,640
Speaker 1: did it. It's pretty selfish from you though, to have

849
00:46:47,719 --> 00:46:50,279
Speaker 1: a couple of drinks pre gig, so she has to

850
00:46:50,320 --> 00:46:54,920
Speaker 1: do both legs of the dry Yeah, by offer rich, Wow,

851
00:46:55,239 --> 00:46:59,040
Speaker 1: that's app I offered to pay for us to go

852
00:46:59,080 --> 00:47:00,640
Speaker 1: there and back because I was like, I would much

853
00:47:00,680 --> 00:47:02,799
Speaker 1: rather do that. We can have dinner. We've got time,

854
00:47:02,840 --> 00:47:04,560
Speaker 1: we've got to sit, let's have dinner. Let's do this.

855
00:47:04,960 --> 00:47:08,080
Speaker 1: But that got poop pooed, It got shoved in the face.

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Speaker 1: She needs to go to the gym first. Some ways around, yeah,

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Speaker 1: And it was like it became that thing where she

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Speaker 1: said one thing but meant another thing apparently, and I

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Speaker 1: just I just think it's pretty pretty obnoxious. During the day.

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Speaker 1: It wasn't during the day. It was like an hour.

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Speaker 3: I'm sure the jobs that you were doing would have

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Speaker 3: like the quality would have deteriorated.

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Speaker 1: No, No, it was like this. April got that whole

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Speaker 1: hour or two to get ready because she needs that,

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Speaker 1: and I cleaned the house with a couple of actually

866
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Speaker 1: mid strength beers if I'm honest. Next question, we have

867
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Speaker 1: god autro music. I gave solutions. I can't end it there.

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Speaker 1: I gave solutions.

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Speaker 3: Next question, Next question you're asking me, I'm asking you

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Speaker 3: asking your show.

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Speaker 1: Why don't you playing out in the front door? How

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Speaker 1: do you do that? Let's go?

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Speaker 3: What are three things that you swore you would never

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Speaker 3: do as a parent, but now you do it a podcast?

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Speaker 1: And that's all we have time for? Kim Easy, It's funny,

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Speaker 1: isn't it a good time over here? I love you?

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Speaker 1: I love you? Sorry? Three things go? Number three? I

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Speaker 1: would say number three screen time. I would always thought

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Speaker 1: that I'm not going to need that, and I think

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00:48:53,080 --> 00:48:54,920
Speaker 1: there's a lot of people out there that would be

881
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Speaker 1: in that list. Oh yeah, yeah. Screen time is like

882
00:48:58,360 --> 00:49:03,960
Speaker 1: a classic delusion. It is a beautiful thing. Like there

883
00:49:04,040 --> 00:49:07,439
Speaker 1: is nothing that will shut the child up quicker. It's

884
00:49:07,520 --> 00:49:10,520
Speaker 1: like giving them like a like a little cyanide pill.

885
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Speaker 1: Well said, like, it're just it is crazy.

886
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Speaker 3: They could be having to crack the worst meltdown ever

887
00:49:18,280 --> 00:49:20,600
Speaker 3: and you just like, I just need twenty minutes of

888
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Speaker 3: silence and put TV on, give them the iPad.

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Speaker 1: Oh it's it's three. It is like crack, but not

890
00:49:27,000 --> 00:49:29,239
Speaker 1: that of that cheap stuff. It's like good c good crack.

891
00:49:29,400 --> 00:49:30,880
Speaker 1: It's the top level crack.

892
00:49:30,960 --> 00:49:33,839
Speaker 3: It's like well made, synthetic cra.

893
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Speaker 1: What's your number three?

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Speaker 3: Okay, number three would be sharing a bed co sleeping.

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Speaker 1: Oh.

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Speaker 3: I remember speaking to the parents and being like.

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Speaker 1: I will never know. It's just easy, you know.

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00:49:46,360 --> 00:49:48,560
Speaker 3: It's just like a brothel in that room. People are

899
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Speaker 3: coming and going.

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Speaker 1: You want to choice the words there, my friend, I'm

901
00:49:53,040 --> 00:49:54,280
Speaker 1: getting tired. It's end of the podcast.

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Speaker 3: But now I almost I enjoy it. Well obviously with

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Speaker 3: the rewards chart.

904
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Speaker 1: At certain points, I think you enjoy it. Now.

905
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Speaker 3: I'm a deep sleeper, so I could literally I've had

906
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Speaker 3: like Marley laying on my face.

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Speaker 1: Oh god, oh my goodness, I've.

908
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Speaker 3: Had I've had Marley like laying across like her backs

909
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Speaker 3: across my face.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I know you mean, I'm I'm a light sleeper,

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00:50:17,360 --> 00:50:21,680
Speaker 1: so it infuriates me. But I do love the morning cuddle.

912
00:50:21,760 --> 00:50:28,000
Speaker 1: That's about it. Guilty, guilty. My next one was like

913
00:50:28,760 --> 00:50:33,480
Speaker 1: baby talk and you're a king for that. Guilty as well.

914
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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, it just rolls off. Yeah. Yeah, when you've

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Speaker 1: got girls, especially, it's so easy. And what you're doing

916
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Speaker 1: there he is. Yeah, that's my number two. You boo boo.

917
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Speaker 1: It's the biggest well, snacky wacky. Why do I have

918
00:50:49,960 --> 00:50:55,919
Speaker 1: an erection? It's a bit. It's an ick. I think

919
00:50:56,000 --> 00:50:58,680
Speaker 1: like in public, oh yeah, but at home, I think

920
00:50:58,680 --> 00:51:01,560
Speaker 1: it's fair game. Yeah, there's nothing. It's better. It's you

921
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Speaker 1: know what the best is when you're in public and

922
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Speaker 1: then you're like your mate. So when I fucking down

923
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Speaker 1: the fucking popular day and I was like, what's up,

924
00:51:07,360 --> 00:51:11,520
Speaker 1: what's up? What's up? Like yourself anyway? One fifties on

925
00:51:11,560 --> 00:51:14,360
Speaker 1: the slippers and anyway. So then I fucking put twenty

926
00:51:14,360 --> 00:51:19,920
Speaker 1: bucks on the nose, I was like, what a seamless

927
00:51:19,960 --> 00:51:24,400
Speaker 1: gear change? Yeah, number two. I this might sound weird,

928
00:51:24,840 --> 00:51:27,360
Speaker 1: but I remember saying to myself, I'll never give my

929
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Speaker 1: child a bottle like breast milk only. Ah, yeah, Laura

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00:51:32,480 --> 00:51:36,719
Speaker 1: feed that child, free range, breastfed child. I was always like,

931
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Speaker 1: why would anyone decide to use the formula for the child?

932
00:51:40,680 --> 00:51:45,000
Speaker 1: That's disgusting, Like breast is best. And then Laura just

933
00:51:45,000 --> 00:51:48,399
Speaker 1: stopped making breast milk. I was like, what straight up

934
00:51:48,480 --> 00:51:51,799
Speaker 1: already look at Yeah, a few months in it was

935
00:51:51,840 --> 00:51:55,920
Speaker 1: just like that things run dry, and it's like, yeah,

936
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Speaker 1: I think that's the naivety or like that not the

937
00:51:59,640 --> 00:52:03,200
Speaker 1: naive that's the you just don't know what you don't know,

938
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Speaker 1: especially as a man. We put not a whole lot

939
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Speaker 1: of like study into what is possible and what then

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Speaker 1: the different you know, like for example, like Oscar had

941
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Speaker 1: a dairy intolerance, so it's like we could have easily

942
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Speaker 1: gone to a dairy free formula. Like there's all these

943
00:52:19,760 --> 00:52:22,400
Speaker 1: different variations that can happen because we're all different. My

944
00:52:22,480 --> 00:52:26,440
Speaker 1: number one go on I always and this is absolute

945
00:52:26,480 --> 00:52:31,120
Speaker 1: delusion to the full and the highest regard hit me.

946
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Speaker 1: I said that I would never yell at my kids.

947
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Speaker 1: That's my now. I yelled at It's like a sport.

948
00:52:43,719 --> 00:52:45,399
Speaker 1: It's like I'm hunting humans in my eyes.

949
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Speaker 3: I remember my sister and not to call her out,

950
00:52:53,080 --> 00:52:54,520
Speaker 3: but I was like, gosh, she just.

951
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Speaker 1: Yelled at them non stop. It's sub human the way

952
00:52:58,760 --> 00:53:02,680
Speaker 1: she treats her children. I just sounded exactly like human.

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00:53:05,360 --> 00:53:08,480
Speaker 1: That's my exercise routine now, just yelling it gets my blood,

954
00:53:09,040 --> 00:53:11,800
Speaker 1: my pulses out. I'm shredding at the same time a

955
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Speaker 1: buster when the kids are at Dacre in school because

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Speaker 1: I miss it and it is good to laugh.

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Speaker 3: If you've laughed at this episode, please subscribe or we've

958
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Speaker 3: triggered you either one. Yeah, if you're currently no, come

959
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Speaker 3: in Christmas Stars.

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Speaker 1: Send it to a friend. It's important. Send it to

961
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Speaker 1: a friend, send it to a delusional friend, and things

962
00:53:37,080 --> 00:53:39,480
Speaker 1: that they're not going to yell at their kids, and

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Speaker 1: I think, oh yeah, it does feel good though what yelling?

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, right yeah, and then ashback. Can they find

965
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Speaker 1: us on social media? To earning dads on Instagram and

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Speaker 1: the Facebook and the TikTok and I don't mean the

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Speaker 1: glob moveing on amusing me out of here, you see guys.

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Speaker 3: Hey, Two Doting Dads podcast acknowledges the traditional custodians of

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Speaker 3: country throughout Australia and their connections to land, see and community.

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Speaker 1: We pay our respects to their elders past and present,

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Speaker 1: and extend that respect to all Aboriginal and torrestright Islander

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Speaker 1: peoples today