Speaker 1: Christ Yeah. Welcome friends to the Christian O'Connell Show podcast
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Speaker 3: Trina Jones, I live once out now.
Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell Gold One.
Speaker 3: By the way, I've just found out about that strong
Speaker 3: Man tea that you have in nort milk. Which type
Speaker 3: of tea is it?
Speaker 2: Great?
Speaker 3: Oh? Great? Is the weakest tea there is. I didn't
Speaker 3: know that Jack brings his own stash of tea bags
Speaker 3: in because the tea bags we have here, I don't it.
Speaker 3: You're a coffee drinker, but the tea bags they have here, pats,
Speaker 3: they must have whatever standard issue is. Say it's five
Speaker 3: grams of tea in them, must be zero point five.
Speaker 4: It's like army issue tea bags.
Speaker 2: Here, water is still clear.
Speaker 3: And though you dunk in the tea bags, so you
Speaker 3: have to use two bags right to try and get
Speaker 3: a cup of tea. I mean, Jackie boy goes today.
Speaker 3: By the way, I've got my own stash of t bag.
Speaker 3: She never won it five years, never mentioned this.
Speaker 2: I was only telling you everybody actually.
Speaker 3: Leant in this secret stash at tea bags. Oh, Patty,
Speaker 3: you would have loved last night I saw Michael McIntyre,
Speaker 3: who he also made. I took my six year old
Speaker 3: daughter Lois. We loved it. He was incredibles at rod Labor.
Speaker 3: What is that about? Ten thousand people at.
Speaker 4: Fifteen thousand capacity.
Speaker 3: I'm a shy heaving last night. A lot of people
Speaker 3: my age, a lot of people my age with their kids.
Speaker 3: It was amazing. He's got a rare gift, Michael. I
Speaker 3: saw the same venue about six or eight months ago.
Speaker 3: We saw Chris Rock there, and Chris Rock one of
Speaker 3: the best to ever do stand up. But you knew
Speaker 3: you were watching a performance of one of the best
Speaker 3: to ever do stand up right. It was almost like
Speaker 3: it's a preacher at times. You're watching a presentation of
Speaker 3: stand up done at a very high art form. Michael
Speaker 3: McIntyre made that huge venue, sold out last night, twelve thousand,
Speaker 3: twelve thousand US. You feel like it was an in
Speaker 3: pub gig. It was incredible, effortless stand up. Actually it
Speaker 3: was a masterclass. I love stand up and I've seen
Speaker 3: so much great stand up that goes into the top
Speaker 3: two or three performances I've ever seen really really, really really.
Speaker 5: Funny personable though, isn't he Oh my god, like he's performing,
Speaker 5: it's like he's in your living room.
Speaker 4: Yeah, he was just so regular and common. He was
Speaker 4: just I loved it.
Speaker 3: So common regular in comment, listen, that guy is not
Speaker 3: common pattery.
Speaker 5: No, he's that's what I mean. That's a point. He's
Speaker 5: definitely not. But he's just so natural and down to work.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's brilliant. And also it's something about when you
Speaker 3: leave a music show, people are quite quiet and they're
Speaker 3: in their head about what they thought about the gig.
Speaker 3: When it's a stand up show, there's an energy. Everyone's
Speaker 3: opened up. Everyone was talking. Last night we left there.
Speaker 3: It was like a half ten in the evening as
Speaker 3: everyone poured out trying to get the tax sis and
Speaker 3: go drive out there to go home. But everyone, the
Speaker 3: energy of everyone there was buzzing. It was amazing to
Speaker 3: walk amongst all the crowd, just hearing everyone. It was great.
Speaker 3: How's everything with you, Patsy?
Speaker 5: Well really, I have to apologize to the cleaners overnight
Speaker 5: we have the cleaners coming to the station.
Speaker 3: We did take another dump on the floor.
Speaker 1: Did you excuse me?
Speaker 4: It's a bit low brow? Dare you talk about the queen?
Speaker 3: Very regular though topic?
Speaker 5: No, I got something sent to work yesterday in one
Speaker 5: of those. I've never had them before.
Speaker 3: Get all your package is sent here, because I do
Speaker 3: notice there is a.
Speaker 4: Lot, you know there was it was work related. It
Speaker 4: might be suching.
Speaker 3: It what are you getting set related?
Speaker 5: You might just find out for double thumbs on Friday.
Speaker 5: I was very impressed. It's something for the whole team.
Speaker 4: A little surprise.
Speaker 5: But anyway, what it came in was like in one
Speaker 5: of those eco brown postage bags.
Speaker 3: I'm not the ones with all that basically explode on impact.
Speaker 4: It honestly did. It just went pushed like a cloud.
Speaker 3: I get so nervous opening them. You don't even know
Speaker 3: what's the easy way.
Speaker 5: They just they've got a tab and I even like
Speaker 5: you pulled that tab back. So I even opened it
Speaker 5: the right way, but it was like asbestos anyway. It
Speaker 5: was stuck all over my clothes. I couldn't get it
Speaker 5: off when I got home yesterday.
Speaker 3: That sort of stuff they put on like cash, you know,
Speaker 3: armor guard die. It's on you every day and you
Speaker 3: feel like it's dust. They're meant to be is that there?
Speaker 3: Are they meant to be eco friendly?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Everywhere all over the environment.
Speaker 5: I thought someone had let it bomb to me like
Speaker 5: an angry listeners there it was a miss.
Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell show podcast about.
Speaker 3: Again to extra time waster and we're looking for your
Speaker 3: academic movies. Yesterday I heard some very very smart academic
Speaker 3: radio for arrivals Fox FM, and some of the great
Speaker 3: thinkers of our time are on Fox FM. We're lucky
Speaker 3: to burn a chin into that frequency and hear some
Speaker 3: of the smartest people. Yesterday there's a presenter on its
Speaker 3: lunch time okay, and they're pushing the moment you can
Speaker 3: win your way to go and see Pink in Paris.
Speaker 3: I think I'm pretty sure she's here at the New Year.
Speaker 3: That's a real ball lake to go all the way
Speaker 3: over there when she's just waits the New Year with summertime,
Speaker 3: it'd be lovely here.
Speaker 2: Did you hear? The whole promo was the Paris end
Speaker 2: of Melbourne.
Speaker 3: So anyway, they were doing the thing which we do
Speaker 3: here on day times as well as the other the
Speaker 3: code words, the code word this hour to get on
Speaker 3: the list to go and see Going to see Pink
Speaker 3: in Paris is Camembert, right, and then the presenter goes
Speaker 3: it's a post cheese. And then half an hour later
Speaker 3: the lot of people calling you in and there go
Speaker 3: and then she goes, ah, do you know what the
Speaker 3: code word is? And they're going yahs, Camembert. And then
Speaker 3: she goes, oh my god, when you get to Paris,
Speaker 3: you'll be eat loads of cheese. I'm thinking you can
Speaker 3: eat cheese here. Every superpass got Camembert.
Speaker 6: Cheese is widely available. We've got cows here. Someone tell
Speaker 6: Fox FM Camembert is a code word. It's a post cheese,
Speaker 6: all right.
Speaker 3: So we're looking for your academic movies on the extra
Speaker 3: time waste of this morning. Academic movies. What are they
Speaker 3: watching in academia? Mensa who stare at notes?
Speaker 7: Oh?
Speaker 3: Gold? Huh? Watched type of cheese?
Speaker 8: Gramma Mia silver, American pie charts gold, you've got fail
Speaker 8: oh silver and Grades of the Lost Marks silver plus.
Speaker 3: Jackie boy, what have you got? Academic movies?
Speaker 2: Crazy rich equations.
Speaker 3: Oh, very good equations gold, The Dark Knight Revisors also gold.
Speaker 2: The usual subjects silver and V four ben Diagram gold plus.
Speaker 3: I mean, hang on a minute, no, I'm down green
Speaker 3: and that's a bronze. You can't say, anyman. Just academic movies,
Speaker 3: just have ven diagram very academic. It was like someone
Speaker 3: yesterday when we saw academic movies sent in Planet of
Speaker 3: the Shapes.
Speaker 2: Two Shapes?
Speaker 3: Quite right? All right?
Speaker 1: Silver plus Chris you know Connell Show podcast.
Speaker 3: Extra time on the timeway to some morning. We're looking
Speaker 3: for your academic movies, Jackie bye, are you ready to mark?
Speaker 2: That's mark.
Speaker 3: Let's coach to the world of academia. Even seeing some
Speaker 3: of these terms someone's put down their X accesses made
Speaker 3: me queasy they'd be back at school.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Do you guys ever still have that dream right where
Speaker 3: you haven't revised for an exam and you're back in
Speaker 3: exam about once a month ish. I will still have
Speaker 3: that dream, the horrible fear where you're back in an
Speaker 3: exam test conditions. My rubies at university now, she had
Speaker 3: her first university exam on Friday. You know we were
Speaker 3: two thousand people?
Speaker 9: Is it?
Speaker 3: Where were you add two thousand people? Who is marking that? Robots?
Speaker 3: All right, so we're looking for your academic movies. Let's
Speaker 3: get into them. Back to the tutor Gold, what Matthew
Speaker 3: Scholar of Rock Bronze You mean chemistry?
Speaker 2: Silver?
Speaker 3: Driving Miss Daisy to Uni?
Speaker 2: Silver?
Speaker 3: Really? No, that's not academic. Giving someone a lift isn't
Speaker 3: like the world of academia in Harvard.
Speaker 2: I just like the thought of her as a mutua student.
Speaker 3: Very ma sure. Weekend at Brainy's Silver Missus Harris goes
Speaker 3: to Frankston High Silver plus Little Cliff at Frankston Malcolm
Speaker 3: got expelled. Malcolm X, you mean relativity silver plus Conan
Speaker 3: and a mathematician instead of barbarian silver, A fist full
Speaker 3: of scholars silver plus for whom the bell curve tolls,
Speaker 3: Bell Curve very good, well done, soup, the Swinburne identity
Speaker 3: and Freddie got fractioned. It could have been better than
Speaker 3: it could have been.
Speaker 1: Well, Christian O'Connell's show podcast, all right, not Colwayne's stay.
Speaker 3: This is for you. If you're already at work, Well,
Speaker 3: the rest of Melbourne is asleep. We celebrate you, we
Speaker 3: cheer you, We give you the run of the merch cupboard.
Speaker 3: And wow, what tap we've got in the merch cupboard.
Speaker 3: Our producer Thomas Away, he's all sick. Actually, this lurgie
Speaker 3: that's been going around the team and all around Melbourne.
Speaker 3: How we didn't realize he obviously has these kind of
Speaker 3: special powers invested in him. Caitlin, who's now in charge
Speaker 3: of us, are equally terms of producer. She's not allowed
Speaker 3: to get extra stuff from the merch cupboard.
Speaker 2: I think she is said the word clearance. I don't
Speaker 2: have clearance to go in there.
Speaker 3: Is he taking the keys home with it? That's my bold,
Speaker 3: I'll take it home with me and only played football
Speaker 3: when I'm there. Actually hears a.
Speaker 2: Bit lucky that he's got the keys.
Speaker 3: There is actually a merch cupboard here as well. Actually,
Speaker 3: I remember when we first started working together five years ago.
Speaker 3: Here you would routine going out yourself to start I
Speaker 3: remember Sue the boss to the boss having a word
Speaker 3: and me going, I mean, I don't mind it. She
Speaker 3: clearly did, because she was speaking to me about he
Speaker 3: just needs to sort of let people know what he's thinking.
Speaker 3: Why are you talking to me about this?
Speaker 2: I just thought it would be nice if we could
Speaker 2: wear the gold merchandise show we had none.
Speaker 5: I still have never in how many years have I
Speaker 5: been here now over twenty.
Speaker 3: Lady, you're not really wandering around with your own radio station's.
Speaker 5: Merchant weekend in the garden on the weekend or done it?
Speaker 3: Absolutely a nice silk bomber jacket doing the weeding. What
Speaker 3: have we got in the locks? Merch covered for the
Speaker 3: this morning, so.
Speaker 2: We got access still to the good stuff. The Christians
Speaker 2: show pens. Christ Oh, so.
Speaker 3: Go down to the wine cellar, go and dust off
Speaker 3: this vintage pens. Thank god we can still get those pens.
Speaker 2: The Chris show fridge magnets. The Chris showed coffee mugs
Speaker 2: and the gold one of four point three water bottles.
Speaker 2: Passport holder or guitar sport holder?
Speaker 3: Is that new?
Speaker 2: Oh you're away last week?
Speaker 3: We didn't know either.
Speaker 2: It's something they came up with for the when they're
Speaker 2: giving people trips away to see a dell overseason.
Speaker 4: We had some leftover.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I had some leftover. So there's seven passport holders left.
Speaker 2: Get yours now?
Speaker 3: Do you know? I'd love to have made into merchandise.
Speaker 3: Actually it would be very popular. Sell boss is one
Speaker 3: of those iPhone holders. Can't in here my keys on
Speaker 3: the inside.
Speaker 2: It's my wallet and my phone's.
Speaker 3: It's actually a purse and it's a phone. It's both.
Speaker 3: Swe need to get some of those.
Speaker 2: Well, maybe Tom will have the clearance.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, he's got y made.
Speaker 1: This is the Christian O'Connell Show podcast.
Speaker 3: In the merch cup, but they can have their choice off.
Speaker 2: Christian O'Connell Show branded pens, fridge magnets or coffee mugs,
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Speaker 3: Good morning, Christian. Jack and Pat started work at six am,
Speaker 3: unfortunately too busy to call in right now, setting up
Speaker 3: the cafe to open shops. Seven o'clock yesterday. It was
Speaker 3: Paran and I went into the food market there and
Speaker 3: I went to make a manger, which too mads and
Speaker 3: these amazing toasties. Good God. Anyway, credit card got declined,
Speaker 3: so I put my glasses on to see what the
Speaker 3: problem was. It's sambarassed when that happens, right, I thought,
Speaker 3: I saw that the guy was overcharging me. He put
Speaker 3: in one hundred and fifty million. What and she wrote down?
Speaker 3: Took a photo of it right, just to check my bag.
Speaker 3: One hundred and fifty million, three hundred and eighty three thousand,
Speaker 3: two hundred and sixty two thousand. I love these cheese soasis,
Speaker 3: but one hundred and fifty when it went year nine digits,
Speaker 3: I said, it should be fifteen bucks for the drink
Speaker 3: of the toasty one hundred and fifty million. It was
Speaker 3: very good.
Speaker 2: I'm surprised he still got decline.
Speaker 3: All right, so knock on Wednesday ninety four one, one
Speaker 3: oh four three if you're already at work, Daniel, good morning,
Speaker 3: Hey go mate, Daniel. What do you do? What have
Speaker 3: you knocked onto? What's your job?
Speaker 10: Mateh just driving a cry into the job site?
Speaker 2: Was driving a crye? Okay? I thought? No, Now you're
Speaker 2: in the cab of the car.
Speaker 10: I'm in the cab of the crane.
Speaker 2: Wow, you can drive it on the road from inside
Speaker 2: the crane.
Speaker 3: Yeah, put up like two hundred feet up in the
Speaker 3: air mobile crane, right, Because you know there's two types
Speaker 3: of crane there's static or mobile.
Speaker 10: Yeah, that's great.
Speaker 3: Yeah. So you're in a mobile one, are you?
Speaker 10: Yeah?
Speaker 3: And what's your what's your max capass for lifting?
Speaker 10: This one's only thirteen little city crane?
Speaker 2: Do you dream of getting in the static ones one day?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 7: Nah?
Speaker 3: All the fun Jack is having the mobile ones?
Speaker 10: Right, Yes, that's it.
Speaker 3: You've got a Danny woe with your mate mobile to
Speaker 3: the day I die. That's what I'm going to say. Now, Daniel,
Speaker 3: what can we what can we give you? Today? What
Speaker 3: would you like?
Speaker 10: I think I'll go on cup.
Speaker 3: Go Mark, Okay, tell me this, Daniel. You obviously got
Speaker 3: like a you have to get a certificate to just
Speaker 3: drive around a crane, right.
Speaker 10: Yeah, yeah you got. If you want a mobile crane,
Speaker 10: go to trap Lawsons and the crame lawcense.
Speaker 3: So you have do you have to go to like
Speaker 3: crane school to learn how to do that?
Speaker 10: Pretty much? That's correct.
Speaker 3: There must be like a crane school because it's a
Speaker 3: highly dangerous thing to you. So is it in a
Speaker 3: classroom and there's like theory and then you'll go out,
Speaker 3: put your pea plates on and drive around somewhere.
Speaker 10: Ah, you don't you just drive around the yard normally
Speaker 10: just to learn. And then yes, set yourself up to
Speaker 10: a couple of lists and yeah after thirty pass and
Speaker 10: theory of course.
Speaker 2: Yeah, or an old theory.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and cranes invented crane till I die? I told you, Daniel.
Speaker 3: Enjoy your work today and thanksgiving us a call mate.
Speaker 7: Cheers mate, thank you.
Speaker 3: Margaret. Good morning, Margaret, good morning?
Speaker 11: Who are you?
Speaker 3: I'm good Margaret? What do you do? Margaret?
Speaker 11: I drive a school mash.
Speaker 3: Yeah, how many years you've been doing that?
Speaker 1: About thirty years?
Speaker 3: Thirty years? My god, So you must have taken some
Speaker 3: kids to school that are now parents themselves.
Speaker 12: Here, i'm the school or I work at there's a
Speaker 12: parentee that I used to pick up take the school,
Speaker 12: and the kids are here at the school.
Speaker 3: That is amazing. Generations you've picked up on the bus
Speaker 3: over the years.
Speaker 13: Oh, it's great.
Speaker 3: And is it the same route?
Speaker 14: I'm here time run every day.
Speaker 3: For thirteen weeks. Now, wow, So.
Speaker 12: You get to know the kids and then you get
Speaker 12: to know the parents when you get to the school.
Speaker 12: And now it's good.
Speaker 3: That's amazing. Thirty years stint to do that market good
Speaker 3: on you. Now, what can we give you, Margaret?
Speaker 15: What a better drink?
Speaker 3: Bottle? What about it? Yeah, we'll give you an absolutely
Speaker 3: yeah droop bottle. Sometimes, because you're doing that same route
Speaker 3: for thirty years, you ever felt like just do you sometimes?
Speaker 3: Ever just take it a little bit of a detour,
Speaker 3: just have a different change of sceneior in the morning.
Speaker 12: Oh, you're tempted it, but uh, the kids market upset
Speaker 12: if they like the school screaming and stuff like that.
Speaker 3: It's a random two hour trips because Marcaret's had enough
Speaker 3: for that same route every day. It's tanding on rangers
Speaker 3: for a big kids. Stop crying.
Speaker 5: Hey, Margaret, do you have the Do you have a
Speaker 5: song in the bus in the morning? Do you have
Speaker 5: gold on in the morning?
Speaker 16: I do?
Speaker 4: Ah, awesome, well done.
Speaker 2: You can have two drink bottles you?
Speaker 11: Oh, thank you?
Speaker 3: Yeah, I can have.
Speaker 7: I can keep one from the bus and one for
Speaker 7: my car.
Speaker 3: There here go, lovely Margaret. Nice to tork you. Thank
Speaker 3: you very much. Right eh, good morning, Steve.
Speaker 7: Kay, happy Wednesday gang. How you going?
Speaker 3: We're good, Steve always loved to hear from you.
Speaker 2: Steve.
Speaker 3: So you knocked out at work at the moment.
Speaker 7: Yeah, so it's really unusually. He prostually do to six
Speaker 7: o'clock news from inside the workshop.
Speaker 17: So I normally still got my head and the pillow then,
Speaker 17: but early starts and late finishes at the moment, we've
Speaker 17: got to get some workout.
Speaker 3: And how much business at the moment Steve's car alarms.
Speaker 7: Yes, it is.
Speaker 17: Yeah, our business pretty good where We've got a lot
Speaker 17: of cars coming in the shop. And I worked most
Speaker 17: of last week in Soday, Sunday, Monday. I've got a
Speaker 17: show car in the workshop. At the moment, we're just
Speaker 17: trying to get it out. I reckon, I've got an
Speaker 17: hour left before it's completely finished.
Speaker 18: And what is the show car to nineteen sixty seven
Speaker 18: Valliant And it is absolutely gorgeous. And unfortunately, when you
Speaker 18: do these sort of cars, you have to make it
Speaker 18: absolutely perfect. If it's not perfect, it's not good enough,
Speaker 18: and they drive you mad sometimes, but they're really good
Speaker 18: things to work on.
Speaker 2: Don't tell yourself short, Steve. I'm sure all the Carolines
Speaker 2: are perfect. Don't just do a Corolla with wires hanging
Speaker 2: out everywhere.
Speaker 3: But I don't think it's even actually fitting one on
Speaker 3: a coronas you don't hear who's stealing coronas Parson Fiorus
Speaker 3: nineteen Corona Camri Special that.
Speaker 7: Wheel Drive edition.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Steve, what would you like for the much Cobo?
Speaker 18: I think I'm going to go nuts because it's Wednesday
Speaker 18: and help myself do a pen please.
Speaker 3: Steve, thank you very much for giving us a call
Speaker 3: and always supporting the show. Love to chat. You may
Speaker 3: take care Carl a.
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Speaker 3: You ever written a chord? A company found out yesterday
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Speaker 2: You've got a bonus flavor ball you should be happy about.
Speaker 3: I was absolutely sicken in a pool to finance play
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Speaker 3: daughter to the cracker company, to whoever it may concern.
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Speaker 3: Good day to whoever it may concern. I was absolutely
Speaker 3: sickening the ball to find a strange ball of unidentical
Speaker 3: substance at the bottom of my sour cream and Chai crackers.
Speaker 3: I had eatn aormous the entire packet. Now I'm feeling
Speaker 3: uneasy after finding this lurk in the bottom. Please find
Speaker 3: attached photos. Look forward to hearing how you intend to
Speaker 3: remedy this, as I normally love all your snacks and
Speaker 3: all flavors. Thank you, Lois O'Connell.
Speaker 2: She's getting marked doing that drink brilliant the mats.
Speaker 3: Now they email back saying they've contacted there their words, laboratory,
Speaker 3: like there's in my mind there's a sea through window,
Speaker 3: you know, like complaints today, turn the headphones off, bloody
Speaker 3: boffins in there. Did it make it to NASA at
Speaker 3: the unnamed cracker company Sour Creep and Crackers, They replied,
Speaker 3: They've chatted to the geniuses and the laboratory and they
Speaker 3: think it's just a load of season. It must sort
Speaker 3: stuck in the hopper and erroneously there would erroneously many
Speaker 3: hinto It's all just packet of crackers.
Speaker 2: Well, I hope someone gets fired for that.
Speaker 3: Some free boxes, Patsy, you love this. They've asked for
Speaker 3: her contact eater so they can scent some complimentary crackers.
Speaker 4: It's perfectly handled.
Speaker 3: Patty. You must have done this. You must have contacted company,
Speaker 3: either emailing them.
Speaker 4: Writing or phone numerous times.
Speaker 3: Don't name them, please.
Speaker 5: No, I won't. There's a certain chocolate biscuit that is
Speaker 5: a family favorite that is just no, like it's just
Speaker 5: got smaller and smaller over the years, like it used
Speaker 5: to be lovely and fat with.
Speaker 4: Lots of come of it.
Speaker 3: They're not in business anymore anymore. They're sleeping with the
Speaker 3: chocolates right to them and say.
Speaker 5: What's happened to our family favorite? And they did send
Speaker 5: a couple of packets, but it's still not remedy.
Speaker 3: Thousand dollar notes. Yeah, jackie boy, have you done this?
Speaker 2: I had a Veny machine steal made two dollar coin and.
Speaker 3: I get out of it. Come on, you know a
Speaker 3: kid who's born out of a mindro and a maths lesson?
Speaker 3: I get no. As an adult.
Speaker 2: It was some time ago when two dollars would still
Speaker 2: buy you a chocolate bar in Veny machine but I
Speaker 2: was out of school. I called the number on the
Speaker 2: top of the Veny machine and said that my money
Speaker 2: has been stolen.
Speaker 3: Guess what they do.
Speaker 2: They send out in an envelope a piece of cardboard
Speaker 2: that perfectly fits the envelope and has a perfectly cut
Speaker 2: circle for a two dollar coin to sit in the middle.
Speaker 2: We've got to be you get your two dollars.
Speaker 3: Back now, producer Kaitlin. I didn't realize I Producer Kaylor
Speaker 3: has got form on this, right, sheese, at the moment, then,
Speaker 3: is this right that I've heard this right? You're not paying.
Speaker 3: You've got a year and a half free. Your moment
Speaker 3: actually longer.
Speaker 16: I think it might be two years. I got a
Speaker 16: one thy, six and twenty eight dollars credit for a
Speaker 16: telecommunications company.
Speaker 9: Wow.
Speaker 2: Now, my understanding is that the problem with your phone
Speaker 2: wasn't actually to do with the company. It was to
Speaker 2: do with your charger.
Speaker 16: It wasn't my charger. I had downloaded a corrupted file
Speaker 16: to my phone, which was through an app.
Speaker 3: And it happened on Current Affairs told me to download it.
Speaker 3: The man from Amazon, were you in download? Not download
Speaker 3: a corrupted file?
Speaker 16: No, I just downloaded an app and it corrupted in
Speaker 16: the download.
Speaker 3: On some sort of sound bullet thing only fans.
Speaker 16: It was like an ESPN tipping app.
Speaker 3: Oh, Queenslanders out of Queens spa tipping app.
Speaker 2: So because you downloaded malware, you think the telecommunications company
Speaker 2: should pay your bill for two years?
Speaker 16: No, So what happened was I wanted to to get
Speaker 16: a phone, obviously during the time in which they needed
Speaker 16: to take the phone to figure out what was wrong,
Speaker 16: and they couldn't offer me that. And as a producer
Speaker 16: of a brilliant radio show.
Speaker 3: Well, I'm sorry, Spielberg or de Niro or zac Efron
Speaker 3: could be calling, and how am I meant to take
Speaker 3: their calls? For Christian O'Connell, I love that the option was.
Speaker 16: For me to be without my phone for fourteen days.
Speaker 3: And that was not crazy. It's a courtesy car when
Speaker 3: you were to.
Speaker 2: Be repaired, exactly.
Speaker 16: And so because they couldn't offer.
Speaker 3: Me that, what do you get the manager's phone of yours?
Speaker 16: I actually called a thing called the t IO, which
Speaker 16: is the telecommunication on Budsman and he tell them you case.
Speaker 16: You tell them your case, and they kind of say, yep,
Speaker 16: you have a right to do this. And I had
Speaker 16: a rite, because they didn't offer me a substantial, like
Speaker 16: a substantial even.
Speaker 2: All the language around this story, it means you've spoken
Speaker 2: to somebody, yes language, and.
Speaker 16: So because of that, they had no option but to
Speaker 16: do whatever I say, and so.
Speaker 3: Give me your trousers.
Speaker 16: So what I said, I need a brand new and
Speaker 16: so they gave me a bran.
Speaker 3: So they gave you a complimentary phone in the meantime
Speaker 3: world yours was prepared.
Speaker 16: No, no, no, they just gave me a brand new replace.
Speaker 3: You got brand new phone out of this. What up?
Speaker 16: Great brand new phone? And I also got sixteen hundred
Speaker 16: dollars in Yeah, because because it took so long, like
Speaker 16: I had to go back and forth to like these
Speaker 16: other places to to kind of get information about what
Speaker 16: was wrong with it so that I didn't have to
Speaker 16: send it away and that took like five days. So yeah,
Speaker 16: essentially they had to pay for all of that.
Speaker 2: Now they have to do whatever you saidever you say.
Speaker 3: I love this. I want you to go shout on
Speaker 3: my b I'm terrible to doing this though. All right,
Speaker 3: So have you ever complained to a company, whether it's
Speaker 3: an email written to them, called them and it's a
Speaker 3: favorite Please today right any call in the shed stories,
Speaker 3: don't name the company. If you love the show and
Speaker 3: you want to hear it. Ever, again, don't name the company.
Speaker 1: The Christian Connell Show podcast.
Speaker 3: Asking you have you ever complained to a company? Chrish
Speaker 3: oh Oss bought a packet of chocolate covered snackies. They
Speaker 3: were not supposed to have nuts in them, but there
Speaker 3: was a sneaky chocolate coated peanut in there. Contact at
Speaker 3: the company. They sent me a twenty dollars Carls voucher.
Speaker 3: Not bad, not bad. Chris and I also have contact
Speaker 3: to the telecommunication ombardsman known as to to help deal
Speaker 3: with one of those great phone companies. I'd moved house
Speaker 3: to location they didn't have coverage for and I was
Speaker 3: trying to obviously cancer my contract because I couldn't use
Speaker 3: the phone. They wanted a ridiculous amount of money to
Speaker 3: exit the contract earlier. It's like a divorce that it's
Speaker 3: probably easy to get divorced to break up with your
Speaker 3: gym or a phone company. After talking with the Ombardsman,
Speaker 3: not only did they have to cancer my contract for free,
Speaker 3: but had to refund two months payment as that's what
Speaker 3: I've paid in time to the talk to try and
Speaker 3: sort it.
Speaker 2: That reminds you of the time I tried to get
Speaker 2: out of my internet contract. Is when I moved house.
Speaker 2: I set up the all the motive and stuff, and
Speaker 2: it didn't work. And I'm on the phone with the
Speaker 2: company for hours and they're trying to get to work.
Speaker 2: It's not working. I said, I think we just have
Speaker 2: to quit it here. They said, no, before we can
Speaker 2: give you a refund, you have to go and take
Speaker 2: your motem to your neighbor's house and see if it works.
Speaker 3: You've got to that's ridiculous. Oh my god on Earth.
Speaker 3: I bet you've been to an m Bosman a couple
Speaker 3: of times. Bats.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I went to the telecommunication on the ombitsman. When
Speaker 5: we were working from home, I had drastic trouble with
Speaker 5: our internet.
Speaker 4: We still were.
Speaker 3: Drastic is another language you use and complain emails and
Speaker 3: phone calls, Isn't it?
Speaker 2: Didn't the radio station end up buying you and you
Speaker 2: like antenna or something to get better in No.
Speaker 5: There was talk of doing that because we weren't yet
Speaker 5: on broadband out where we were at where a bit
Speaker 5: and it was a nightmare. Oh, we were one of
Speaker 5: the NBA on me not broadband.
Speaker 3: Frangle.
Speaker 5: Just trying to talk to a human to get it
Speaker 5: fixed was utterly impossible, and I had no other option
Speaker 5: but to go to the ombitsman and they sorted it.
Speaker 3: You leave me with that's it. That's another thing. I've
Speaker 3: said that before. You well, you didn't meant no option.
Speaker 3: That's it.
Speaker 4: My hands are tied.
Speaker 2: Just quickly. Had a great call from Brendan who had
Speaker 2: to go to work. But he complained to a pizza
Speaker 2: company who delivered the wrong pizzas, and they said, no worries,
Speaker 2: we'll put it in the system. Next time you order,
Speaker 2: you get two free pizzas. It never turned off. Every
Speaker 2: time he ordered pizza from there, they went, it looks
Speaker 2: like you got two free pizzas on the system.
Speaker 3: Guys living the dream. Wow, Liz, good morning, This.
Speaker 22: Good morning.
Speaker 7: This is about ten plus years ago.
Speaker 10: He bought where he bought a mixed box of.
Speaker 12: Chocolates and it was very heavy on the chocolates and
Speaker 12: not very heavy on the the Nifer chocolates.
Speaker 7: So everybody watched, all right, I'm with you now. Yes,
Speaker 7: ratios were very wrong.
Speaker 2: It's a really complaint worthy. I think it's just like
Speaker 2: they just like shuffle them in the bag.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 11: Yeah, we weren't happy and they we complained and they
Speaker 11: sent us a five dollars out.
Speaker 2: How do you split that amongst the company.
Speaker 14: Work?
Speaker 12: Time for the complaints?
Speaker 3: Chocolate on Botsman. All right, let's thank you very much.
Speaker 3: You com I have a good day. Let's go to Terse.
Speaker 3: Come on in, Teresa, Oh.
Speaker 14: Christian, good morning. How are you all this morning? Oh?
Speaker 3: Teres were good? Who do you complain to? Teres? Okay?
Speaker 14: So it was the customer of mine. I worked in
Speaker 14: a well known department store in Melbourne in ladies fashion
Speaker 14: in the imported and Australian designer section, and the customer
Speaker 14: had I had sold suit to her for her son's wedding,
Speaker 14: which I might add cost five thousand dollars. A couple
Speaker 14: of weeks later, I saw her come through the elevated
Speaker 14: door with the bag in her hand. I thought this
Speaker 14: is unusual. I had been serving her for quite some time.
Speaker 14: So I went up to her and I said, how
Speaker 14: are you? Is everything okay? She said, well, actually no,
Speaker 14: I didn't wear the suits to my son's wedding. I said,
Speaker 14: why what happened? She said, it has a very peculiar smell.
Speaker 12: I said, really.
Speaker 14: She says, yes, you can't smell it here, but as
Speaker 14: soon as you put it on, you can smell it.
Speaker 14: I said, look, I'll get it, thought it for you.
Speaker 14: I will send it to quality control. There is such
Speaker 14: a thing, and said what they come back with, sure enough,
Speaker 14: get ready for it. A week later they contact me
Speaker 14: and they said, you'll never guess what the peculiar smell is.
Speaker 14: The suit has been embalmed.
Speaker 1: Oh god, that put it on a body the front door.
Speaker 14: Someone had purchased the suits, buried their loved one in
Speaker 14: the suit and then returned the suit and got their
Speaker 14: money back.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, this is unbelow.
Speaker 4: Oh my gosh, I didn't even know.
Speaker 2: I thought you the suit went in the ground with
Speaker 2: the person.
Speaker 3: Did me too?
Speaker 4: If it was five grands with jack?
Speaker 3: You're right, you go back at midnight tagging up old
Speaker 3: grand get that.
Speaker 5: Yeah, back on and later see this is why you
Speaker 5: wash everything after you buy it, because you never know where.
Speaker 3: It's been fluid, never know.
Speaker 1: True.
Speaker 3: Do you know what? I want to start a weekly
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Speaker 14: The front door. One of my all time favorite stories,
Speaker 14: which I could tell you the exact details, but we
Speaker 14: can't because you're on rad fire out Shut the front door.
Speaker 3: You've got to listen before you go. I'll give you
Speaker 3: my email address. I want all the details in this story.
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Speaker 14: Oh Christian, let me cry that bort them.
Speaker 3: Thank you, oh, thank you. You made us laugh an
Speaker 3: insane story. We get so many crazy stories, but the
Speaker 3: embalming suit, the embalmed suit is one of the all
Speaker 3: time greats.
Speaker 14: Yees, unbelievable. So I will like all ignite at some
Speaker 14: point and tell you that heard the details.
Speaker 3: That sounds like a gros terse. Thank you so much
Speaker 3: to give us a call. No, no, you're a great storyteller.
Speaker 1: Christian Connell's show podcasts.
Speaker 3: There are certain things, when do I see them or
Speaker 3: hear about them, that remind me of my nad and
Speaker 3: Granddad's home. And I think you all have this right, Jack,
Speaker 3: and I will think what piece of music in it?
Speaker 3: As straight us taking you back to nann and Granddad's home. Please,
Speaker 3: this fellow, this let live in legends to the line
Speaker 3: Engelber humpening Jack can out and he just discovered not
Speaker 3: his real name.
Speaker 2: It's a strange name to like chang, like this kind
Speaker 2: of name he was born with. Then he goes, ah
Speaker 2: that one get into show this whole change that. But
Speaker 2: his name is Arnold Dorothy, very normal name.
Speaker 9: You know.
Speaker 3: Recently on the show we did Distant Cousins and so
Speaker 3: like dear famous he is.
Speaker 2: No, come on, no, he's not in the family.
Speaker 10: He is the front door.
Speaker 3: Close it, madam. But I'm telling you he is. I
Speaker 3: don't want to get into it now, sidetracker, but this
Speaker 3: guy me please tweet? All right? Then what things did
Speaker 3: you always find in nan Ingrad's house? For me, it's
Speaker 3: a couple of things. Right. They were very very religious people,
Speaker 3: Irish grandparents, so there was crucifixes everywhere and a bowl
Speaker 3: of holy water that you had to as you went in,
Speaker 3: you would put your hand in and do the crucifix.
Speaker 2: I thought there was something you could only have it
Speaker 2: in a church, and I don't know you could have
Speaker 2: residential holy.
Speaker 3: Or a lot of Irish Catholics will have it in
Speaker 3: the house. Holy water sort of bless yourself. You don't
Speaker 3: bring any spirits.
Speaker 2: Do you get it from the church or do you
Speaker 2: just fill it up in the scene?
Speaker 4: Kind of it blessed by a church? Otherwise it's not who.
Speaker 3: Maybe he sold out the gift shop at the back
Speaker 3: of the church by gallant And the other thing coasters retired.
Speaker 3: Do you ever put down a drink on that bear
Speaker 3: bear wood without a coaster or some kind of doily
Speaker 3: as well. The other thing they had that terrified me
Speaker 3: as a young boy was they had an old fashioned, solid, hefty,
Speaker 3: old wooden toilet seat.
Speaker 2: Oh yes as well, and if you accidentally dropped it,
Speaker 2: it went off like a gunshot.
Speaker 3: As a young boy going to toilet, I'd be terrified
Speaker 3: that something might get broken off that might need in
Speaker 3: later life. And put some of that holy water on myself,
Speaker 3: all the holy water in the world. That what an
Speaker 3: old thing takes a chunk of it. Anyway, things remind
Speaker 3: you of your nannin Granddad's home.
Speaker 2: What would you say, Jack, It would be the fridge magnets.
Speaker 2: For me, they from top to bottom of the fridge.
Speaker 2: It was plastered in fridge magnets, and especially the ones
Speaker 2: that were novelty frames. The maybe or no all the
Speaker 2: other trips they've been on, but also anybody in their
Speaker 2: life who had been on a trip ever anywhere had
Speaker 2: given them a magnet and they'll put in the fridge.
Speaker 2: But the novelty frames, I don't know if you had
Speaker 2: these that were like cut out so that you could
Speaker 2: put a picture in, and they had a picture of
Speaker 2: all the grains in their own frames.
Speaker 3: Even made it look a little bit fancier, didn't it
Speaker 3: almost like it was like a gallery on the fridge. Patsy,
Speaker 3: what about your Roundana?
Speaker 5: Grande Adam Parr had an awesome teaspoon collection, but it
Speaker 5: had its own cabinet like wooden you know, thing that
Speaker 5: my power had made that was on the wall. And
Speaker 5: then on the opposite wall, this was a classic, was
Speaker 5: the massive great wooden fork and spoon.
Speaker 4: Do you remember those? And they were like you happened
Speaker 4: to those?
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's amazing, Patch. I'm literally back in their front room.
Speaker 3: You don't see them anymore.
Speaker 2: My grandparents had the teaspoon collection next to that oversized spoon.
Speaker 5: In the dining room, like that's not in Queensland or
Speaker 5: somewhere like that. It was all the rage at the time.
Speaker 3: Can you even buy those now? All right, things reminds
Speaker 3: you of in that and grandeed house. Things you're only
Speaker 3: found in adding grandad's home.
Speaker 1: This is the Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 3: Things you always see in grandparents' homes? Some of these
Speaker 3: are brilliant. Patsy mentioned the giant knife, and the spoon
Speaker 3: and the fort. Someone said they saw them a couple
Speaker 3: of weeks ago. Some of the old ones in a
Speaker 3: op shop. If you ever see them, please at snow.
Speaker 3: We need to get hold of someone. Give them us prizes.
Speaker 3: People would go nuts to win those old school prizes.
Speaker 2: And can you even buy them new? I've not seen
Speaker 2: them now, who's buying.
Speaker 3: No, Christian. My grandfather had an enormous collection of old
Speaker 3: national geographic magazines. Oh yeah, you know granddad was doing
Speaker 3: with that. The women are borne here. I'm not going
Speaker 3: to judge. I'm not going to judge Grandpa. He also
Speaker 3: buried with them. Take them to the other side. Any
Speaker 3: who were we That's it live in the old radio
Speaker 3: show Gang. Let's go back to Nan and Granddad's home. Christian.
Speaker 3: Things you always say grandparents' house. Catherine says, the good room, Yes, yes,
Speaker 3: they had the good room. I remember a friend of
Speaker 3: mine his grandparents they bought a couch. You know, it
Speaker 3: used to come with that plastic covering. They never ever
Speaker 3: took it off to make it last longer, and said
Speaker 3: in mind it was three porcelain ducks in different flying positions.
Speaker 4: Classic from the forties.
Speaker 3: Yeah, on the wall, Aaron, several ticking old school clocks, Jody,
Speaker 3: a stable table, lollie jar with extra strong peppermints, John
Speaker 3: biscuits always on the table, and Kily a jar of buttons.
Speaker 3: That's good to Steve.
Speaker 23: Good morning, Steve, Good morning Christian, Jack and Pats love
Speaker 23: the show.
Speaker 3: Oh bless you, thanks Steve. And things you see in
Speaker 3: your grandparents home.
Speaker 23: Yeah, So when my sister and I were younger, and
Speaker 23: our grandparents might have been looking after us, it was.
Speaker 3: Hot.
Speaker 23: In the summertime, it was the most watered down lemonade
Speaker 23: you could have possibly it looked clear, you couldn't see
Speaker 23: any flavoring it. And in the winter time it was
Speaker 23: either milo or ovaltine, and it was less than half
Speaker 23: a teaspoon.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, I think very frugal that generation. Still, the
Speaker 3: war was over, the still rush rationing them we alast
Speaker 3: cordial think ingrained in My grandparents.
Speaker 2: Still had for many years the pantry at the back
Speaker 2: that had spam in it.
Speaker 4: Your job, just in case.
Speaker 3: I don't think. I think a lot of the spam
Speaker 3: cans that are in circulation still from the war, they
Speaker 3: look like they're going to last a thousand years, those
Speaker 3: old triangular cans, Steve, Thank you very much. Cool. We
Speaker 3: have a good day. Thank you and good morning an.
Speaker 12: Good morning guys.
Speaker 3: How are you? Yeah, we're good and what's it for you?
Speaker 3: Things you always see in your grandparents home?
Speaker 5: So, my grandparents had the most funky marone.
Speaker 12: The lure in bossed wallpaper.
Speaker 2: A look.
Speaker 10: Really cool?
Speaker 3: That takes about and thank you very much. Cool.
Speaker 1: You're listening to the christ you know Carl's Show podcast.
Speaker 3: Taking back to your nan and granddad's house. What were
Speaker 3: the things you always saw in there? Christian, my grandparents,
Speaker 3: we never think of them. Miss all about the cutlery
Speaker 3: draw and the bone handled cutlery. Fancy chilling, chilling day.
Speaker 3: Come on him morning, Chris, how I'm going dam Welcome
Speaker 3: to the show, so yourn and Granddad's house. What was
Speaker 3: always there? The things you saw?
Speaker 15: They would always have doilies, doily doily doilies on everything
Speaker 15: you have, tissue box under them you have the land.
Speaker 15: You'd even have your food on it. And the worst
Speaker 15: thing was nothing would sit level on it.
Speaker 7: So whatever was you're always rot it was going to
Speaker 7: knock over a.
Speaker 15: Flight with the word. They even exist anymore, I've never
Speaker 15: seen them at the shop.
Speaker 3: No, no, I mean the doily industry must be in
Speaker 3: the crap of these days.
Speaker 2: You know my grandparents damon, did you know grandparents have
Speaker 2: even doilies for the couch and the armchairs where you
Speaker 2: had have one on the realm and then even on
Speaker 2: the back of the of the armchair.
Speaker 15: Every I recommend that they even had the tall paper
Speaker 15: and then.
Speaker 3: On top of the all right, I think my grandparents
Speaker 3: had doily condoms as well, toiles on everything.
Speaker 2: The doily. The doily industry must have shocked because there
Speaker 2: was something for every item of the house.
Speaker 5: You got when you were collecting your gruelry box as
Speaker 5: a young young girl.
Speaker 3: Was No, it's not what you guys not familiar with.
Speaker 5: That tory box is something you start collecting stuff for
Speaker 5: your house. It was before you moved in together in
Speaker 5: an older time.
Speaker 4: It was a different.
Speaker 3: Any who, thank you very much, you call very funny.
Speaker 7: Thanks.
Speaker 3: Yeah, he was shocked. Yeah right, it was taking a moment.
Speaker 3: It's calling an audible. Let's done it again. Yeah, welcome back,
Speaker 3: Tim boy.
Speaker 13: You know anybody?
Speaker 3: Yeah, a little bit shocked actually by anyway, Tim. Things
Speaker 3: you find in your grandparents home.
Speaker 13: Both grandparents my hairsworth full of porcelain dolls, didn't matter
Speaker 13: what room you walked into. There's a porcelain dogs there,
Speaker 13: aren't you.
Speaker 3: Yeah, porcelain animals and stuff like that. Again, it's the
Speaker 3: Doyley industry in that porcelain industry are not They can't
Speaker 3: be doing well these days. The Cloyd days are over
Speaker 3: and the Gloyd box days actually.
Speaker 13: And the distinct smell of moth balls.
Speaker 3: Mate, Tim, that's two great ones. Thank you very much.
Speaker 3: You cool mate.
Speaker 13: All right, we'll go one.
Speaker 3: Thank you, Teres. Yes Terse, What do you find in
Speaker 3: your grandparents home?
Speaker 11: I don't know if it's because I'm from a Lebanese background,
Speaker 11: but we say my grandparents used to have a huge
Speaker 11: bowl of packets of cigarette. Every single packet of cigarettes
Speaker 11: you could think of was in.
Speaker 3: That bowlt Okay, toback of this? Why, I don't know.
Speaker 11: I don't you know what. No one ever, I never
Speaker 11: saw anyone like them.
Speaker 3: I never that's incredible.
Speaker 2: I love that one.
Speaker 3: That's brilliant them.
Speaker 11: It was every other liberties house you go to there
Speaker 11: was just a huge bowl of cigarette.
Speaker 3: That is incredible. That's amazing. Yeah, I love that, Terrees,
Speaker 3: thank you very much for sharing that.
Speaker 1: Give us a call today, Christian Connell Show podcast.
Speaker 3: But talking about the things you used to find that
Speaker 3: only exist in the homes of our grandparents, Christian, mantle
Speaker 3: piece clocks. Even mantle piece feel like an old definitely,
Speaker 3: and actually quite motional here about some of these. It's
Speaker 3: like time traveling back to a different time. But yeah,
Speaker 3: mantle pieces even feel like an old thing. But yeah,
Speaker 3: mantle piece clocks, Christian. Also, don't forget the teapot also
Speaker 3: had a doily as well. Now perhaps you've remember all
Speaker 3: doilies were made out of late weren't they.
Speaker 4: Yeah, life like crosier material.
Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, it's the lace market in the porcelain market
Speaker 3: must be in the pooper. Compared to the heyday that
Speaker 3: we grew up in. My grandparents had the fake fruit bowl. Yep.
Speaker 3: My grandparents had the mega tin of International Roast coffee
Speaker 3: and a home brand packet of assorted biscuits for any
Speaker 3: potential dropping guests. My grandparents had dozens of four pack
Speaker 3: wander soft toilet well all around the walls in the toilet.
Speaker 3: My grandmother crocheted her own doilies and Christian good morning.
Speaker 3: One of my most about my gran is going to
Speaker 3: her house in my school lunch break cleaning all the
Speaker 3: brass stuff that she had brasses on her mantlepiece. And
Speaker 3: we were just chats, maybe quite emotional this morning. Thank
Speaker 3: you for that. Angel Lewis, that's lovely. Liz Is on
Speaker 3: the like and what of Liz?
Speaker 12: Good morning guys.
Speaker 3: So Liz, things you only would find in your nat
Speaker 3: and grandad's home. What was it for you? Oh?
Speaker 12: Big crystal cabinet with all the crystal in it.
Speaker 3: Yes, it's a big sort of display cabinet.
Speaker 12: Yep. And I've inherited at all.
Speaker 3: Have what you've got one?
Speaker 12: Oh, I've got all of it from my grandparents through
Speaker 12: from my grandmother, sorry my grandmother to my mother and
Speaker 12: all the stuff that my godmother gave to me when
Speaker 12: I was young. I have it all, and I'm looking
Speaker 12: for a home for it. People have said just take
Speaker 12: it to the op shop, but I want to find
Speaker 12: somewhere that someone appreciates it. Because some of the pieces
Speaker 12: are over one hundred years old, or don't you want
Speaker 12: to cap some Well, I've got two boys that are
Speaker 12: in their thirties and not going to get married soon,
Speaker 12: so they're going to just throw it down with.
Speaker 3: So can you feature that two waves and two brothers
Speaker 3: actually writing that down right now, putting their car over.
Speaker 2: If they don't get married by the end of the year,
Speaker 2: they don't get the calorie.
Speaker 12: There's no females in my family that would even appreci
Speaker 12: So it'll go to the tip if.
Speaker 5: I go, oh no, don't, please don't take it to
Speaker 5: the tip at. Please take it to Red Cross or
Speaker 5: a charity shop. Please don't.
Speaker 12: I don't want to even take it to a charity
Speaker 12: shop because they just people just go in and go,
Speaker 12: oh yeah, they put a plant or something in a
Speaker 12: piece of it. I'd like it to go to somewhere
Speaker 12: and not for a monetary value, but to an option
Speaker 12: house that someone wants to buy it, that wants it.
Speaker 4: Well appreciate it.
Speaker 3: Yeah, So what has it got inside this sort of
Speaker 3: glass cabinet? Because we all remember those glass cabinets that
Speaker 3: the old folks used to have, and that with all
Speaker 3: their various and whether it's spoons or Doiley's or what was?
Speaker 24: So?
Speaker 3: What have you got?
Speaker 12: There's dessert bowls, there's champagne flutes. There's even items like
Speaker 12: little there's a glass crystal shoe that was given to
Speaker 12: me for my twenty first which was only just yesterday.
Speaker 12: But there's new name it. It's in there. There's the
Speaker 12: old platters that had a sort of a circular bowl
Speaker 12: in it with a spike on it. You put all
Speaker 12: your rings on it, all sorts of stuff.
Speaker 3: Why you've got loads of the tell you what? Why
Speaker 3: don't we cha off for the show and we see
Speaker 3: what we might be able to do on tomorrow show? Okayliz, oh,
Speaker 3: wonderful well Christian Connell's show podcast. We're moving on from
Speaker 3: things you always used to find in in Alan Grandad's home.
Speaker 3: You can email me you got any more, Christian at
Speaker 3: Christian O'Connell dot com dot au. Christian, do you remember
Speaker 3: the large bottle of pot pourri that never had any smell? Peter,
Speaker 3: I do, right, a bottle of po pourri? All right?
Speaker 3: Time for today's at work time waster. This week is
Speaker 3: World Resilience Week. I don't know how many of you
Speaker 3: are familiar with ultra athlete former Navy still as well
Speaker 3: David Goggins. Yes, I've got friends of mine who I
Speaker 3: love David Goggins. Have you ever heard of David Goggins.
Speaker 2: I haven't.
Speaker 3: Incredible incredible life story, but that's intense. Listen to his
Speaker 3: daily routine, right this ain't wants or twice to eat
Speaker 3: every day. David goggins daily routine was named by Men's
Speaker 3: Health magazine as the toughest in the world. Every day
Speaker 3: I do radio show with radios David Goggins jackpost. Three am,
Speaker 3: wake up, straight away, run twenty k dumb.
Speaker 2: That's done for a week.
Speaker 3: Yeah, done for the day. Not the gog Five am
Speaker 3: he's stretching for ninety minutes. Six am has a black
Speaker 3: coffee and one small boiled egg. Treat yourself. Seven am
Speaker 3: rides his bite to work fifty five K lunch runs
Speaker 3: another eight k has one plain turkey breast and unseasoned
Speaker 3: salad leaves. Five PM rides back on fifty five K dinner,
Speaker 3: steam veggies and lean pork. Seven pm ninety minute resistant
Speaker 3: trading session. Eight thirty bed.
Speaker 2: I would have to live just one day, yeah, every day.
Speaker 3: All right, So we're looking for your tough bands on
Speaker 3: World Resilience Week. Tough Bands, you say, oh, what kind
Speaker 3: of keyboard version we've got?
Speaker 16: This?
Speaker 3: Not from the movie Smashing Punchkins. Gold Pearl jab, silver,
Speaker 3: match Boxer twenty silver pluff, watch out here, kick you
Speaker 3: in the head, Elton john Wick Gold break your bones
Speaker 3: and I break your bones and I oh, all right, Jack,
Speaker 3: what are you got? Tough bands?
Speaker 2: Buff Daddy Gold, UFC and C Music Factory.
Speaker 3: Oh, that's very good. Gold for the reference as well.
Speaker 3: Barry Haller notes, that's very good. Barry Haoll notes, Gold's
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Speaker 2: And the kid laroids.
Speaker 3: That's a tough job. That's cheap. Gods don't roid it.
Speaker 3: Oh no, bronze boom look after that crystal cabinet as well, please, ma'am.
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Speaker 3: This week is World Resilience Week. Sit to down the
Speaker 3: time waster. We're looking for your tough bands. Ready to march, Jack,
Speaker 3: let's go tough bands. An the rolling Stones the carrying
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Speaker 2: Ladies, Silver puff Mean Day, Silva, got.
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Speaker 3: Gold Sins you a world m Brian's got float like
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Speaker 3: Collins Silva, Daniel Woldem nine inch Ninjas Silver plus Power
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Speaker 3: wishes the very gum. Will you be on your back
Speaker 3: in forty seconds? Silver, Black Belt, Sabbath Silver, Jimmy Eat
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Speaker 3: Alana's Chuck Norrissets, Oh my God gold plus Mary Gravanovitch
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Speaker 3: the Rock Yeah Men at Workout, Silva, Simon and Barbell
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Speaker 2: You never get to.
Speaker 3: That's tougher than God Kenny. So well done, Sam Day.
Speaker 3: These have been brilliant. Taylor Swift kick to the bollocks.
Speaker 3: Excuse me, Linda Bronze and like that, Ed Sherim becomes
Speaker 3: ed he Man. Oh no, no mending, Sorry, Jarrem bum nding.
Speaker 3: Maybe that's a new feature on the show.
Speaker 1: This is the Christian o'connells show podcast.
Speaker 3: What an email. Let's just come in to my youngest
Speaker 3: daughter to lowest to see Michael McIntyre last night Rod
Speaker 3: Laver in incredible show. Maxine was listening. Christian, I was
Speaker 3: meant to be there last night Online. I have put
Speaker 3: cruisers flights, the ETA tickets for many years, but I
Speaker 3: made a very big mistake. Very excited to be trying
Speaker 3: to get tickets to see Michael McIntyre, accidentally selected Woolengong
Speaker 3: instead of Rod Labor. Oh no, cut a long story
Speaker 3: very short. My trip to see Michael nanvolves a taxi
Speaker 3: to avalon flight to Sydney. Can't hire airbnb for two
Speaker 3: most expensive the tickets I have ever bought, Maxie. That
Speaker 3: is incredible. We should talk about that tomorrow maybe online errors.
Speaker 3: All right, before we go there, let's has play some
Speaker 3: more brilliant entries as you try and sing for your cruise.
Speaker 3: Were given away a cruise for two thanks to Royal
Speaker 3: Cabin Off to the South Pacific.
Speaker 13: Singest.
Speaker 3: Baby, Head to the Christian O'Connor show to condod Au.
Speaker 3: That's where you send us your song. You pick a song,
Speaker 3: put your own lyrics to it, sing for the cruise.
Speaker 3: This one is a double at two friends that want
Speaker 3: to go, Lucas and Liam taking on Ice Ice Baby
Speaker 3: Vie of course Banilla Ice cruise ship.
Speaker 10: Baby.
Speaker 3: Let's at the dock. We're gonna board that cruise ship.
Speaker 3: Bags of pactush and is that destination?
Speaker 5: Drinking sang greas on the front decks, Women and the
Speaker 5: poor meet and loves it sounds perfect.
Speaker 24: Will never start, damn, I hope.
Speaker 19: So the Zion's in the South and I think I'd
Speaker 19: really like to go sell on the seas with my
Speaker 19: best mate Liam.
Speaker 3: It's going to be free thanks to Jack Gaing Christian Dude.
Speaker 24: We're sipping on the hido, slashing out cash in the ship,
Speaker 24: don't go over the balcony micing in trouble. For at
Speaker 24: least it's not a film. Love it, believe it. We're
Speaker 24: gonna be cruising secred than n a fire. Would rather
Speaker 24: be bruising. If there is a buffet, that is where
Speaker 24: you'll find it.
Speaker 7: The fine ship like.
Speaker 3: It good, very Lucas and Liam. And here's a final one.
Speaker 3: Then Crazy by Non Sparkley. This is by Bethany Liston.
Speaker 20: I remember when I remember, I remember when I wanna
Speaker 20: cruise very good. It was so worth doing this embarrassing.
Speaker 20: Then I'll bet drinking cockts on the top deck thinking
Speaker 20: of you. And it was all cause I'm gold Radio
Speaker 20: one A four point three. I'll be on a cruise
Speaker 20: because I entered this car and I had the best song.
Speaker 20: Sooner I'll be drunk.
Speaker 3: Okay, So you go to that. You know you understand it.
Speaker 2: Mixed bag guys, Cruising is not just about getting drunk
Speaker 2: as well, Dad.
Speaker 3: They want to go and hit that bar. One of
Speaker 3: them did sing a song about Matt Mock tells earlier
Speaker 3: that I did not buy a single word of all
Speaker 3: Right sing for the cruise. Head to the Christian O'Connell show.
Speaker 3: Dot com. Today you good luck cruise will be given
Speaker 3: away Friday.
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