Speaker 1: Welcome back to the Mason Cox Show. Everyone. We have
Speaker 1: a massive, massive catch up to get on. It is
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Speaker 1: the things we're recover, I'm telling you it is pretty well.
Speaker 1: We've got Commwealth games, We've got Brittany Grinder, We've got
Speaker 1: oh my favorite things, Kim Kardashian and Pete Davison. We're
Speaker 1: gonna talk about Kim kaya on this show. What happened
Speaker 1: big news, big news in Kim k World Entertainment. We're
Speaker 1: all about it here. We're talking obviously about footy. We're
Speaker 1: gonna have fan questions also, so there's a lot of
Speaker 1: things we're gonna go through. Mate, But without further ado,
Speaker 1: I will introduce my fellow colleague, mister Braden Cox.
Speaker 2: Mate, I am hanging by a thread. It was a
Speaker 2: long couple of weeks and a long couple of lots happened.
Speaker 2: I don't get out that often, but I had a
Speaker 2: couple of big weekends. One I went and saw you
Speaker 2: play against Paul.
Speaker 1: Yes, yeah, which we'll get to we will.
Speaker 2: And then the weekend just gone had a Big Bucks party.
Speaker 1: The Big Bucks party. Oh, he's dusty.
Speaker 2: It takes me minimum two days.
Speaker 1: I'm the same. Oh, I'm like, man, the older I get,
Speaker 1: the more days and more hours it takes to get
Speaker 1: back to normal.
Speaker 2: Yeah, my organs are shutting just shutting down my lips
Speaker 2: like the driest thing on the planet Earth.
Speaker 1: Right, that's good start anyway. Well, the first thing we'll
Speaker 1: get into comm Wealth Games. Obviously massive at the moment.
Speaker 1: There's a lot of stuff going on Australia. I don't
Speaker 1: really understand the Commonwealth Games, if I'm being honest with
Speaker 1: your brain, and it doesn't really make sense to me.
Speaker 2: It's the same as the Olympics, but all the good
Speaker 2: countries aren't in.
Speaker 1: It, Okay, so like why are you doing it? Then
Speaker 1: it's like because then when number one I just don't
Speaker 1: get it doesn't make It's like literally just a trial
Speaker 1: run for the Olympics.
Speaker 2: Yeah kind of, Yeah, well one hundred percent, we get
Speaker 2: all the golds. That's we're not complaining.
Speaker 1: It's just a real pump up against It's really a
Speaker 1: pump up against England, the people that used to own you,
Speaker 1: being like, hey, we're no better than you. We've really
Speaker 1: jumped you. We jumped you in the gold medals.
Speaker 2: Still for the Queen, she's still all.
Speaker 1: Right, she's still kicking. Go bless her.
Speaker 2: And she's your queen too now she is, she is.
Speaker 1: We love you, Queen Elizabeth. You're a lovely, lovely lady.
Speaker 2: Hail Queen.
Speaker 1: I'm not going that far, but some of the things
Speaker 1: are happening to Conwealth Games now. Peter Bowl, big, big,
Speaker 1: big fan of Peter Bowl. Here love Peter was having
Speaker 1: a spag Bowl wearing a bowlo tight and watching him
Speaker 1: in his qualifier which he dominated, like just absolutely murdered it.
Speaker 1: Like he's like fifty meters from the line, just like
Speaker 1: pulled up and was jogging past. He gets to the final,
Speaker 1: he wins silver. So I went silver for Australia and
Speaker 1: we're gonna trying him on the pod. He's a super fan,
Speaker 1: bit of a fan and big fan of Peter Bowl.
Speaker 1: He absolutely smashed it and he's become a worldwide sensation
Speaker 1: in the last like four years.
Speaker 2: That's a brilliant effort because like in those fields, the
Speaker 2: competitive nations are still in it. So like for him
Speaker 2: to do what he did was amazing and oh yeah,
Speaker 2: Oliver Whore as well, shout out to h Yes, fifteen
Speaker 2: hundred meters first to get gold for Australia since nineteen
Speaker 2: fifty eight. Jesus, So it's a fair while And it
Speaker 2: was a brilliant run and a brilliant call from Bruce.
Speaker 1: Bruce. Man, Bruce is the ultimate. He could Seriously, he could.
Speaker 1: He could do something like going to the grocery store.
Speaker 1: He can make that entertaining, Like I'm telling you that. Man,
Speaker 1: if you just overlay his commentary on anything, you'll be entrenched.
Speaker 2: I love his passion too.
Speaker 1: We had netball won the thousandth Commonwealth Gold medal for Australia.
Speaker 1: They I think Jamaica. I want to say in the final, not.
Speaker 2: Just thousand for the year. I know we win a
Speaker 2: long Oh.
Speaker 1: Get stuffed, two thousands of all time. Man, you're not
Speaker 1: that good if you're talking about thousands in a year.
Speaker 1: He might talk about the US, but now they did
Speaker 1: win the thousands, but the most entertaining thing that happened
Speaker 1: in netball.
Speaker 2: Now.
Speaker 1: I don't know if you saw spreading, but this was
Speaker 1: this was the most like the funniest thing I've maybe
Speaker 1: have ever seen on netball court. Now very new netball
Speaker 1: being American, you know, very new. I've dated a few
Speaker 1: netballers over the years, don't get me wrong, so I've
Speaker 1: got into it. But the English team was playing and
Speaker 1: there's a girl that was running for a ball, like
Speaker 1: running back kind of like with the flight and didn't
Speaker 1: get the ball, but like kind of got like SAand
Speaker 1: it like like literally jumped onto the actual netball pole
Speaker 1: and like bint it like bint it like backwards, and
Speaker 1: then Lee Matthews stuff, Well yeah, I don't know what
Speaker 1: that means, but yes, and then like it was crazy.
Speaker 1: So then like the poles like off centered. So then
Speaker 1: they have to go and like bring out a new
Speaker 1: pole to like fix it in the middle of a game,
Speaker 1: Like middle of a game is two people and they
Speaker 1: bring it out and they take the pole out, they
Speaker 1: put the new one in, and there's two people just
Speaker 1: kind of like sitting there looking at it like they've
Speaker 1: never seen a netball pole. And then they're kind of like,
Speaker 1: how do I fix this because it's still in an angle
Speaker 1: and a good friend of mine juvn mentor just rolls
Speaker 1: out rips the thing back in. It was like, all right,
Speaker 1: play on, let's go and just move on. It was
Speaker 1: actually the funniest thing like in the whenever it actually happened.
Speaker 1: The girl like she full koalied onto this like pole.
Speaker 1: Like she didn't just like hit it and fall off.
Speaker 1: She just fool like just like hugged it, just bin it.
Speaker 1: Did she play it? She did? I think, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: that's my highlight of the Commonwealth Games. It gives you
Speaker 1: an idea of how much I've been following it. But
Speaker 1: another thing that's happened in the sporting world. We will
Speaker 1: get into foot at the end of Don't get me wrong,
Speaker 1: we're putting putting footy at the back end of this
Speaker 1: whole chat. But something very interesting in like my world.
Speaker 1: I've got a bit of a weird connection with this girl,
Speaker 1: Britney Grinder, and now she's kind of the reason I've
Speaker 1: got into sport and started playing college ball and then
Speaker 1: got into AFL and all that.
Speaker 2: Which was crazy because you would what you'd essentially have
Speaker 2: to pretend to be Britney Grider.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that was kind of my job that led me
Speaker 1: into AFL life. Yeah, it's a long story, but checked out.
Speaker 1: I've told it plenty of times. But she she's actually
Speaker 1: been sentence in Russia. Now, a lot of these women
Speaker 1: basketball players go overseas to China or Russia are different
Speaker 1: places to play and make money because they don't make
Speaker 1: as much in the WNBA. And she's gone over there
Speaker 1: and she was going to play I think it was,
Speaker 1: and then she got sentence for cannabis oil, which is
Speaker 1: like pretty legal in most US states.
Speaker 2: I think, yeah, it's pretty standard.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and now she's been sentenced to nine years in
Speaker 1: Russian prison, and they're trying to figure out that they're
Speaker 1: trying to like trade swap for someone else in America.
Speaker 2: It's like this, and it's a real crazy trade swap.
Speaker 2: So it's like one person had like cannabis oil on
Speaker 2: them and gets nine years. The other blok that they're
Speaker 2: like trying to trade is like an arms dealers.
Speaker 1: Very very questionable trade.
Speaker 2: I feel like, yeah, it's not a great trade. It's
Speaker 2: not it's not a hind trade, but it's a.
Speaker 1: I guess she's very profile and it's been very well covered,
Speaker 1: so they definitely want to get her back because it's
Speaker 1: been like all over the news. But it is such
Speaker 1: a weird thing in politics to be like we'll give
Speaker 1: one to get one. You wonder how many people do
Speaker 1: we have stashed up just ready to trade? Yeah, like
Speaker 1: that kind of is what I'm thinking the whole time,
Speaker 1: Like what is who else does America have just like
Speaker 1: stashed in their prison system that they can like trade
Speaker 1: for someone else?
Speaker 2: Yeah, you got someone like on a lower level, but
Speaker 2: you do like a future third round like crime.
Speaker 1: Gosh, we've got entertainment now. This is this is my
Speaker 1: big spot, man, this is I was shattered.
Speaker 2: I have been shattered.
Speaker 1: Shattered. Kim Kardashian, Pete Davidson no more the couple of
Speaker 1: the century, braid and you have to be you have
Speaker 1: to be a cross these things with me like this
Speaker 1: because they it's official, Kanye, I'm telling You'll be the
Speaker 1: happiest man of the world right now.
Speaker 2: There's no hope for anyone, is there.
Speaker 1: Well, if they can't make it, I mean, like what
Speaker 1: how are we supposed to make it?
Speaker 2: You know?
Speaker 1: I mean, Kim King, Pete Davidson, I mean that is
Speaker 1: the couple.
Speaker 2: They were very cute.
Speaker 1: They were cute. They were cute because it was so
Speaker 1: ridiculously random.
Speaker 2: Yeah, bad luck. So who broke it off?
Speaker 1: I think they always say that mutually did it, but
Speaker 1: they said one of the reasons it was long distance.
Speaker 1: And Pete Davidson is currently filming a movie in Australia,
Speaker 1: so I want to say there's a little bit of
Speaker 1: it that's partially to blame for Australia being so far
Speaker 1: away from the rest of the world.
Speaker 2: I'm on hinge. If he jumps on a hinge, come
Speaker 2: just pack her up.
Speaker 1: Jeez, he's on hinge, mate, you got no chance.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: I recently had a few days off and now rural Australia.
Speaker 1: Now you're from a beautiful place in the world called
Speaker 1: a cheeker the checker sneeze. I didn't say that. I
Speaker 1: went to a place called Graoshan Road right down the
Speaker 1: street here in Victoria. Beautiful, beautiful place. If you've not been,
Speaker 1: I'm telling you it is a highlight of the country.
Speaker 1: You have to go.
Speaker 2: It is pretty as cold as ship right now.
Speaker 1: Right it was sunny every single day, but like there was,
Speaker 1: there's so many things talking on this podcast. I didn't realize.
Speaker 1: I guess, like, maybe how many people have been listening
Speaker 1: to us and stuff? And I was in the Polar
Speaker 1: Bakery millions just millions bread and one of the guys
Speaker 1: working there was like, hey, love the pod and I
Speaker 1: was like, thanks so much. Man. I was like, Hi, man,
Speaker 1: we're doing it, Braidon. We're reaching the outskirts of a
Speaker 1: Polo Bay. They're listening in. So shout out to the
Speaker 1: the Polar Bay Baker either known for their scallop pie
Speaker 1: is delicious.
Speaker 2: It sounds gross.
Speaker 1: They're delicious, mate, don't even going south on this.
Speaker 2: Shout out to a Polo Bay baker. No, I'm wait.
Speaker 2: I went to the MCG to watch you play footy
Speaker 2: and I was like, someone will notice.
Speaker 1: Me, someone will know. Are you out looking around like someone?
Speaker 2: Someone? Eventually, no, no.
Speaker 1: No one has said anything. It has to be some
Speaker 1: random person on the street. See Braidon. Don't walk and
Speaker 1: walk down the street. Make sure it say hi. It's
Speaker 1: a big fan of the poul.
Speaker 2: Please do please do even shining away from it.
Speaker 1: As you're traveling, I feel like there's a lot of
Speaker 1: things right, so you run into little cafes and pubs
Speaker 1: and stuff like that, but a lot of times, you know,
Speaker 1: as you're on the road, you need to go to toilet, right, Yeah,
Speaker 1: as everyone knows this great segue, Mason, and I want
Speaker 1: to ask because I feel like everyone's real awkward about
Speaker 1: talking about this, right, everyone has different bathroom experiences, and.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but what if I bring up mine and you're like.
Speaker 1: What the that's the thing? No one talks about it,
Speaker 1: so no one knows what's actually a proper ot a kit.
Speaker 1: But yeah, there's one thing on this road. I also
Speaker 1: say where it was. But we'd stopped at a certain
Speaker 1: place and I went to the bathroom, and like, as
Speaker 1: you go to a bathroom, and then you know, there's
Speaker 1: like the most annoying things of a bathroom, Like you
Speaker 1: get the like paper thin toilet paper. It's like sheet
Speaker 1: by sheet by sheet you have to pull out and
Speaker 1: when you're wiping it absolutely annoys the hell out of.
Speaker 2: My finger goes through it up your butt.
Speaker 1: Jeez. I didn't say that. It's maybe too much. This
Speaker 1: is what I'm too much to say. Stop stop. I
Speaker 1: was thinking about, like, you know, the annoying sinks. They
Speaker 1: are like one hand you can get in, you have
Speaker 1: to wash one hand at the time. I can't stand
Speaker 1: those Jesus we watched, actually, we talked about this previously.
Speaker 1: You watch the TikTok on air dryers. How disgustingly dirty
Speaker 1: air dryers are.
Speaker 2: I don't know if you've seen this. It's like if
Speaker 2: you use air dryers in bathrooms to clean your hands,
Speaker 2: they're like a cesspool of just germs and bacteria and
Speaker 2: they blow them onto your hands, so your hands are
Speaker 2: essentially dirtier having used the air dryer. So what they
Speaker 2: recommend is you air dry to wave by like just
Speaker 2: waving your arm and it drives them out.
Speaker 1: The one thing I always found weird when I came
Speaker 1: to this country, and I don't know if other people
Speaker 1: have felt this, but I went into a bathroom and
Speaker 1: there's a sign of someone like standing on the toilet
Speaker 1: and it's got like a cross or the like, don't
Speaker 1: stand and go to the toilet standing on the toilet,
Speaker 1: on the seat, on the seat, you know. I was
Speaker 1: just it's a cold sharks. I feel like other countries
Speaker 1: maybe that's acceptable. I'm not really too sure, but I've
Speaker 1: never seen eight actual sign like that, And I was
Speaker 1: confused and thought it was a joke. And then people
Speaker 1: realize now I come to z people said, no, that's
Speaker 1: that's the actual thing, Like, yeah, someone will stand above
Speaker 1: the toilet and go to the toilet.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I worked on like fruit farms growing up in
Speaker 2: the country. Well, it's like you'd go into the toilets
Speaker 2: and there'd be two footprints either side of like the seat,
Speaker 2: like on the seat, and it's for reasons like that,
Speaker 2: but it's because other places, like they have the drop toilet,
Speaker 2: so it's not like a toilet and you just go
Speaker 2: over a hole and you it drops in just straight down.
Speaker 2: And yeah, which, man, just bringing the dog millionaire atacks
Speaker 2: got to be problematic for you. That's a drop and
Speaker 2: a half. That's like a five footer.
Speaker 1: Wouldn't be ideal. But without further ado, we will move
Speaker 1: on to everyone's favorite part of the podcast, Breaden Cox's
Speaker 1: news stories.
Speaker 2: But I've got some absolute bangers this week. And I
Speaker 2: say that every week, but that's it's just true every week.
Speaker 1: Well, every everyone's a banger.
Speaker 2: Passenger find one thousand, eight hundred and seventy four dollars
Speaker 2: coin coin after two undeclared mcmuffins found in their luggage.
Speaker 2: How much one thousand, eight hundred and seventy four.
Speaker 1: Dollars and mcmuffins got like two bucks.
Speaker 2: Yeah. And if you've ever seen that, like the TV
Speaker 2: show about when they go through security.
Speaker 1: Yeah, board, security, board, whatever.
Speaker 2: It's like it's always like, oh, this passenger brought in
Speaker 2: seven hundred kilos of like duck eggs or something and
Speaker 2: they just let them off. Yeah, but not this guy,
Speaker 2: mc muffins, not Mick muffin guy. I think they just
Speaker 2: wanted the mc muffins.
Speaker 1: Oh my gosh. Well, first of all, why is that
Speaker 1: in your bag? I feel like that would be disgusting.
Speaker 1: If you're leaving that in your bag for like an
Speaker 1: over two hours on.
Speaker 2: A plane to carry on, that's not bad.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but you're flying in a nationley surely.
Speaker 2: For easy access. Well. A passenger traveling from Bali, Indonesia
Speaker 2: to Australia found themselves paying a hefty price for McDonald's breakfast, so.
Speaker 1: He would have lied on his little like into sheet
Speaker 1: you fill out and as like, yeah, declaration like no,
Speaker 1: I've not traveled through any mud in the last two weeks.
Speaker 2: That stuff. It's like, have you been outside nowhere near
Speaker 2: a cattle farm. The incident came about days after the
Speaker 2: Australian authorities brought in tough new biosecurity laws for foot
Speaker 2: and mouth disease.
Speaker 1: Ah, yes, that makes sense. Just eat the McMuffin, Like
Speaker 1: why why are you got to bring it in? Like
Speaker 1: why why are you treasuring this thing? And you're like
Speaker 1: in your carriage.
Speaker 2: Wouldn't think about it. You just chuck it in your
Speaker 2: bag and you're like, I'll eat that. He's probably hung over.
Speaker 1: Just throw it out. Usually, just go do you want
Speaker 1: those McMuffin And you're like, oh no, I forgot that
Speaker 1: was in there. Throw it out.
Speaker 2: See what they serve on these flats. He's probably like
Speaker 2: I got to take a sausage McMuffin. He should have
Speaker 2: eaten it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, why would you bring you on there? You can
Speaker 1: eat it.
Speaker 2: Guard cat credited with preventing would be robbery. It's nice.
Speaker 1: Yep. This is a positive story. Yep.
Speaker 2: It's on straight out of Mississippi.
Speaker 1: Love that love the South. Always good news story out
Speaker 1: of there.
Speaker 2: Name of the cat band it what a legend. It's
Speaker 2: almost ironic, right it is cat.
Speaker 1: That's a fat cat.
Speaker 2: Nine kegs for us Australians.
Speaker 1: Yeah, twenty pound cat.
Speaker 2: The people tried to break into his house three am
Speaker 2: in the morning, and the cat heard it. So he
Speaker 2: was like, well, I can't take down two blocks.
Speaker 1: And what's the first thing the guy? I thought? Gun?
Speaker 2: So band It ran into the bedroom, dragged the covers
Speaker 2: of Fred to wake him up, scratch the shit out
Speaker 2: of you.
Speaker 1: We all know a cat like that too. There's a
Speaker 1: pain in the ass cat that no one really likes.
Speaker 1: It just causes a problem every single time you see it.
Speaker 2: And then he woke up and he's like, well, Bandit's
Speaker 2: never done this before, so something must be something. It
Speaker 2: must be a miss something ass. And so then he
Speaker 2: heard the kitchen went out there. One robber's got a gun,
Speaker 2: the other's got a hammer, trying to like break into
Speaker 2: the ziint. Fred goesund gets out of his gun.
Speaker 1: I called it.
Speaker 2: By the time he gets back there, they've run off.
Speaker 2: And yeah, so Bandit saved the day, banned it foiled
Speaker 2: the bandits.
Speaker 1: Boy, there you go. I don't think that's your best yet.
Speaker 2: No, but we will end on a Florida man.
Speaker 1: Yes, it's always Florida, Texas telling you always. At least one.
Speaker 2: Florida man accused of driving to the Space Force base
Speaker 2: in a stolen truck to warn a valiance. This doubles
Speaker 2: up on our last catch up. Florida man's been arrested
Speaker 2: after he was accused of stealing a pickup truck and
Speaker 2: driving to the Space Force base to warn the government
Speaker 2: about extraterrestrial and mythical creatures. Corey Johnson, twenty nine, was
Speaker 2: arrested Friday at Patrick's Space Force Base by local deputies
Speaker 2: after he attempted to get on the base. Johnson reportedly
Speaker 2: explained to authorities he was told by the president to
Speaker 2: warn the government that there was US aliens fighting with
Speaker 2: Chinese dragons, US.
Speaker 1: Aliens fighting with Chinese drug Oh thank god. He went
Speaker 1: to the Space Force that we just recently created. Oh man,
Speaker 1: that's so good.
Speaker 2: They'll no doubt just be straight on the case.
Speaker 1: Can I just ask what the Space Force's uniform looks like?
Speaker 2: Yeah, it might. It's like it's like in Silver Onesie,
Speaker 2: almost like a space Balls, like just the big fuck elbot.
Speaker 2: If you didn't steal the truck, it was the truck.
Speaker 1: It was just like the guy in the last one,
Speaker 1: the guy that was up in the Sydney Crater. If
Speaker 1: he wouldn't have pissed off the roof, would have been
Speaker 1: a legend.
Speaker 2: So close would have been a legend because Space Force
Speaker 2: would have believed him. That's what they're there for.
Speaker 1: My gosh, imagine Trump's at the front of it. Anyway,
Speaker 1: from Florida. Man, another word that starts with F. We've
Speaker 1: got the footy chap, man, the footy chap. Now, lots
Speaker 1: happened this weekend. Last two weeks has been a lot
Speaker 1: that's happened now as of recent Josh Kennedy kicked eight
Speaker 1: goals in his final game. For me, I always kind
Speaker 1: of think like, if you're team like that, like take
Speaker 1: the West Coast Eaguals scenario right, like your team's out
Speaker 1: of finals, it's not really a ton you're playing for
Speaker 1: per se. You know, like you already know you're not
Speaker 1: going to play in the postseason. And let's say one
Speaker 1: year legends of the club is going out, Like do
Speaker 1: you just out of center balance back half, like everything's
Speaker 1: going to him, just like, don't care every kick inside
Speaker 1: fifty Josh Kenny, it's to you, mate.
Speaker 2: Yeah. So they did this with Jared Rufford, Yes, they
Speaker 2: did kicked what six in his last game six I
Speaker 2: think it was against Sydney and Sydney but like if
Speaker 2: if West Coast had won that game, My argument is,
Speaker 2: why don't you just do it every game? Like, oh,
Speaker 2: Josh Kennedy kicked like seven goals or whatever.
Speaker 3: It's like, well, there's a game, but actually, what are
Speaker 3: you doing every other game? Just if it's that easy
Speaker 3: kick it to him, and the other team knew they
Speaker 3: were going to kick it to Josh Kennedy.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, you wouldn't start a bit. Would still didn't
Speaker 2: stop it.
Speaker 1: So it's like just pretty it's pretty effort kicking eight
Speaker 1: goals knowing that the balls going to you matter what
Speaker 1: he knowing that he kicked straight, So he's a good
Speaker 1: he's a good kick.
Speaker 2: That's a big difference. It's like kick it to you.
Speaker 1: We'll move on. So we had a game last Friday,
Speaker 1: at a game Friday night. If you saw the game,
Speaker 1: did you go to the game?
Speaker 2: I didn't go to this one, So let's go back
Speaker 2: one more. We went to port I went to the pores.
Speaker 1: That's your segue.
Speaker 2: I got free tip, I got free tickets to a
Speaker 2: Collingwood function or you know a guy, Oh you can
Speaker 2: drink alcohol.
Speaker 1: Oh gosh, couldn't all imagine you on that.
Speaker 2: But yeah, So I remembered the end of the game,
Speaker 2: so that's pretty good.
Speaker 1: That's a good story.
Speaker 2: And I remembered you one of your highlights.
Speaker 1: Yeah, go ahead.
Speaker 2: Took a big clunk right on the line. That was
Speaker 2: pretty crazy. It almost looked like it was going to
Speaker 2: go through, but I made so Freden lucky you got there.
Speaker 2: Trent Bianco, who's gonna slaughter girl.
Speaker 1: But it was actually a good stat for the boundary, like.
Speaker 2: A good I had a good view of it. It's
Speaker 2: very very to make certain of these things.
Speaker 1: Oh mate, And you know it was an important goal.
Speaker 2: Went back, pumped it through from all two meters out
Speaker 2: and now you're in goalkicking form.
Speaker 1: We don't jink these things.
Speaker 2: In the pod on the weekend, we're talking about going
Speaker 2: back with the flight in the netball. Yeah, you went
Speaker 2: back with the flight and took a courageous mark, slutted it.
Speaker 2: It's pretty good.
Speaker 1: Got fired up. Nothing better than having a big seventy
Speaker 1: thousand crowd Friday night. Just living it up. Mate, You
Speaker 1: need to kick a snag in front of seventy thousand.
Speaker 2: What's celebrations?
Speaker 1: So good? I just get the double cobras, you know,
Speaker 1: just like the fist pumped cobras, not the up up top,
Speaker 1: you know, just to keep it in close. Let the
Speaker 1: boys now get around them. And then you look up
Speaker 1: and you see your number on the substitute thing. All right,
Speaker 1: see your boys are out. Job. I'll catch it the
Speaker 1: next quarter.
Speaker 2: You've been doing it for probably longer than this year,
Speaker 2: Like for a long time you've been the man on
Speaker 2: the mark, and it's only been recently in the last
Speaker 2: couple of weeks. Has noticed it.
Speaker 1: Bran Taylor always always just the interesting fella. I always
Speaker 1: get something going.
Speaker 2: But I think what you've probably adapted. You can tell
Speaker 2: me if I'm wrong.
Speaker 1: But the jack in the box style, well I've had
Speaker 1: to change it up because of these stupid stand the
Speaker 1: mIRC rules. Yeah, so we're not allowed to just to
Speaker 1: like you know, run up and like run back and
Speaker 1: forth and run the side and like make all gestures
Speaker 1: and stuff. It's like numb parts like stand like you
Speaker 1: have to stand here in your.
Speaker 2: Camp move so you can jump straight up.
Speaker 1: Jumps up and that's like as much motion as you
Speaker 1: can do.
Speaker 2: So you go down essentially almost on all fours.
Speaker 1: I become as small as possible. And then right Whenember
Speaker 1: he's like running up before he kicks it. You become
Speaker 1: as big as possible. Yeah, and usually and I've had
Speaker 1: like other oppositions told me this. They're like, it actually
Speaker 1: scares the shot of me because I'm not used to
Speaker 1: a human that big being on the mark. And if
Speaker 1: you do it right before I kick, I'm going, oh,
Speaker 1: maybe I'm actually too close to him.
Speaker 2: How tall do you think you get? So you're to
Speaker 2: ten from foot to top of your head.
Speaker 1: To twelve and then you I think also on length of.
Speaker 2: Arm length is probably like another seventy centiment.
Speaker 1: I don't know what we're talking about cinemeters, but I
Speaker 1: would say, yeah, you then jump probably like I mean
Speaker 1: like I can touch a ram, So if you're ten
Speaker 1: feet that's pretty big. Brian Taylor's taking this to the instagree.
Speaker 2: The Georgia artists. One, could you do celebrate when they miss?
Speaker 1: I don't celebrate, but I do. And this is this
Speaker 1: dog act by me. I just walked by and give
Speaker 1: them at the top on the mom go good shot, brass.
Speaker 1: Oh just a real real dagger, just to really let
Speaker 1: them know, you know you just you just pat them
Speaker 1: on the back as they're like pissed off, fixing the
Speaker 1: shoelace as if there's something wrong with their shoe and
Speaker 1: iver they kicked it. Yeah maybe next time.
Speaker 2: Mate, don't mind that. And some big news, you hit
Speaker 2: your trigger in the contract.
Speaker 1: Yeah, thank you IFL for releasing that. Apparently our contracts
Speaker 1: are not public, you know, tweet it anyway. Yeah, so
Speaker 1: its true though, it's true, but it's also like, dude, like,
Speaker 1: come on, well, it's like your information to release and
Speaker 1: they've just literally just put it out in the world
Speaker 1: just oh yeah, by hey, this is a there's a
Speaker 1: signed contract, you know, like really between us two, we're
Speaker 1: not going to tell anyone else, and then you go
Speaker 1: and tweet it out to the world anyway.
Speaker 2: So there was an article that said that you hit
Speaker 2: your one year trigger contract by playing x amount of games.
Speaker 2: Is very specific like contractual details. Yeah, that's great news,
Speaker 2: great news to be around for another year, so you
Speaker 2: have to deal with my ship for another year.
Speaker 1: Now. It's it's kind of crazy. Now you look back
Speaker 1: to the like the year from the beginning and starting
Speaker 1: off the year I thought would be great, and then
Speaker 1: we went into this kind of loll and I was
Speaker 1: kind of thinking this might be my last year. And
Speaker 1: then the opportunity kind of came and made the most
Speaker 1: of it and then yeah, played enough games to hit
Speaker 1: the trigger and we'll be around again.
Speaker 2: You're starting to nudge some numbers. I keep talking on
Speaker 2: my mind that father side father son.
Speaker 1: You reckon. My kid's gonna be playing for no chance.
Speaker 1: My kid is playing NBA and I'm retiring on his
Speaker 1: first contract.
Speaker 2: No, no, good luck, he'll be He'll be strutting around
Speaker 2: the AFL.
Speaker 1: Can you imagine that? Another annoying ass American rolling around?
Speaker 2: Almost do it out of spot. We better get into
Speaker 2: the fan questions, because yes, we're running out.
Speaker 1: Of tape, run out of tape. I'll let's start off
Speaker 1: on the first one, but I hit it.
Speaker 2: How is the relationship between you and the other defenders
Speaker 2: that you play against? That's from Hate US twenty one.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's an interesting one. I've told about this before.
Speaker 1: Is there's a bit of a big boys club. Now.
Speaker 1: It's like Rock's tall defenders, tall forwards, and we're all
Speaker 1: kind of mates. I feel like during the game, yes,
Speaker 1: you punch each other and hit each other and hate
Speaker 1: each other, but like after the game, everyone's like, how
Speaker 1: you been? Man? Like, what's what's you know? How's the
Speaker 1: family been, what you been up to, like, like on
Speaker 1: the weekend? I need maxicon and he went down. Then
Speaker 1: after the game, I was like, man, how's it like
Speaker 1: being a father? You know, Like after the game, I
Speaker 1: was just like, how you've been how was a kid going?
Speaker 2: Like coughing up blood?
Speaker 1: It's like, that's great. I love it, you know, it's
Speaker 1: just a great, great time.
Speaker 2: Do you wish that you'd ever played for a less
Speaker 2: scrutinized team. That's a good one.
Speaker 1: Yeah, this is interesting. I actually was having this conversation
Speaker 1: with someone recently and they brought up that they said
Speaker 1: that I was the most scrutinized player on the most
Speaker 1: scrutinized team in the country. So he played toll forward
Speaker 1: of Rock, which is one of the most screwed nice
Speaker 1: positions for the most scrutinized team in the nation. Yeah,
Speaker 1: which is kind of like, it's kind of funny to
Speaker 1: me because I'm like, you know, just some guys doesn't
Speaker 1: know what AFL is, just like walks in. It's like
Speaker 1: most scrutinized player, one of the most scrutinized players in
Speaker 1: the league, expects no sense. I feel like it just works.
Speaker 1: I don't know your reckon. I just can't take it
Speaker 1: in straight. I feel like you're the guy for it.
Speaker 2: Otherwise it's what you're playing for, like a lesser known
Speaker 2: club kind of just skirt along. It's a bit boring.
Speaker 1: I mean, I wouldn't be probably doing the pod to
Speaker 1: be honest, if I was in a smaller club, like
Speaker 1: I think i'd I don't know, like if I'm if
Speaker 1: I'm playing a smaller club, like maybe there's like Gold Coast,
Speaker 1: maybe their lifestyle, I don't know, maybe there's like kind
Speaker 1: of better weather, there's some kind of positive to it.
Speaker 1: But there's other clubs that, Yeah, I don't know you'd
Speaker 1: play for, But I don't think i'd have the opportunities
Speaker 1: I've had being able to play for the Comic Football Club.
Speaker 1: Whenever I first signed on to the Common Club, one
Speaker 1: of the reasons I was signing on with them was
Speaker 1: not because of their only their team and the coaching
Speaker 1: staff and staff, but also because I knew i'd be
Speaker 1: in the center of Melbourne and if getting a full
Speaker 1: experience of what AFL was, Yeah, and like that's that's
Speaker 1: what I've been able to doing. It's been an amazing,
Speaker 1: amazing experience. We'll go on to the next level from
Speaker 1: TAM four to five nine. Shout out thanks for sitting
Speaker 1: on the questions. The next one things you've learned since
Speaker 1: starting out as podcast hosts Now, I'm asked this to
Speaker 1: you because you technically our host too for this thing.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Nice, I'm so rough, so rough.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I feel like you've gotten better though. I've got
Speaker 1: some good feedback from people to say that, you know,
Speaker 1: you and Brandon riff off each other very well.
Speaker 2: Tell them to send some feedback to me.
Speaker 1: Just my feedback to you from other people. That's good.
Speaker 2: No, I well, I didn't expect to be on the
Speaker 2: show ever. I just thought it was going to be
Speaker 2: you and I was going to be like your ass
Speaker 2: into this sitting over by the desk. But it's getting
Speaker 2: It's good, like building the community. People are getting around
Speaker 2: us the Yeah, I like making like the social clips
Speaker 2: and stuff. And then because I edited, I can make
Speaker 2: me look better. Yeah, make me look which I often do.
Speaker 2: What's a favorite part about doing the podcast the feedback
Speaker 2: from the community. Love that, like people getting around it
Speaker 2: and saying like stuff like I remember we missed one
Speaker 2: deadline and people are like, oh no, like it ruined
Speaker 2: my like ruin the week, start to the morning and stuff,
Speaker 2: because it's part of their part of their routine. It's like, oh,
Speaker 2: like on a Wednesday going to work they listen to
Speaker 2: it or whatever. And then you realize, like it is
Speaker 2: a part of people's routines and like that's really cool, and.
Speaker 1: That's why you subscribe to the podcast. You follow light comment, Facebook, Instagram, Twitter, TikTok.
Speaker 1: A YouTube podcast is Spotify.
Speaker 2: Let's go, we got it next, Americans coming through. I
Speaker 2: assume that means in footy.
Speaker 1: Yes, yes, yeah, Now this is something I would love
Speaker 1: to do. I'd love to kind of do what I
Speaker 1: was able to do is bring Americans over to Australia
Speaker 1: to play. I think there's plenty of talent over there
Speaker 1: and everything else, and being able to sell the game
Speaker 1: to a different country.
Speaker 2: Like speak their linger.
Speaker 1: Yeah I know, And like we've got an exciting we
Speaker 1: haven't really released this, but we've got an exciting little
Speaker 1: side experiment we're going to come out with too soon.
Speaker 1: So everyone's stay tuned, stay tuned. It's along this whole
Speaker 1: idea of being able to sell the game sees. But
Speaker 1: that's kind of something I'm very passionate about. I think
Speaker 1: it's an amazing, awesome game. As I've said many many times,
Speaker 1: that's not very known outside the borders. And with the
Speaker 1: magic of this thing called the Internet, we should be
Speaker 1: able to give access to people to it.
Speaker 2: If you could get some young athletic like basketball talent,
Speaker 2: like a cross.
Speaker 1: They would kill it. Do some broke athlete compared to
Speaker 1: people back in America, just get it.
Speaker 2: Get it happened in earlier.
Speaker 1: Who is your dream person to have on the pod?
Speaker 1: From Joel Snazzy twenty six?
Speaker 2: I like, who do you.
Speaker 1: Want on the pod? I want Tommy Argument?
Speaker 2: I want Tommy tom Little Like.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I think I might have a connect there. I
Speaker 1: might be able to sort that out. Yeah right, yeah,
Speaker 1: it's just someone I want to I want Andy Lee.
Speaker 1: Andy Lee is like one of the first people I
Speaker 1: knew about in Australia because he had this famous skit
Speaker 1: of you ever heard it. It's like this guy they
Speaker 1: call a random number and ask him to be a
Speaker 1: reference for a job, and it's like this whole you
Speaker 1: have to look it up. It's hilarious. The random number
Speaker 1: and this guy like just vouches for this random person
Speaker 1: and they like calm up as the company and they're like, hey,
Speaker 1: we heard about let's say Rob his name, heard about Rob.
Speaker 1: He's applying blah blah. And they're like, oh, you know,
Speaker 1: how's he with how's he with numbers? And he's like, oh, yeah,
Speaker 1: you know he was. Here's our accountan at the local
Speaker 1: football club. You know this is pretty good. He's like,
Speaker 1: goes on this whole ray. It's hilarious. They're just like
Speaker 1: losing it on this thing. You should look it up
Speaker 1: on YouTube. It's hilarious. But Andy Lee, we're gonna get
Speaker 1: you on, mate, We're gonna get you on. I like that,
Speaker 1: still need to get Tony or I'm showing that one
Speaker 1: he said he would Tony.
Speaker 2: Come on, man, when the siren goes and you win,
Speaker 2: what do you think about it at the time? Mmm?
Speaker 1: The past few times I've actually been on the bench,
Speaker 1: so it's kind of like you come off with a
Speaker 1: bit of time left and you're kind of gone, I
Speaker 1: have no influence any more. Kind of thing like this
Speaker 1: is you can help out by telling people from the
Speaker 1: bench what to do, and like, you know, if we
Speaker 1: go into a certain like situation or whatever. But the
Speaker 1: main bit, like actually being out there kind of like
Speaker 1: you're almost watching this. You're like almost in the stands,
Speaker 1: like watching this whole thing transpire. But as soon as
Speaker 1: the siren goes, it's just like if you're winning the game,
Speaker 1: you win it, like you're static and you kind of
Speaker 1: look and I always look at Crag and Craigs like
Speaker 1: it's so psyched for a mag So you imagine a
Speaker 1: first year coach like and having the success that he's
Speaker 1: had in the regular season so far, like it means
Speaker 1: the world to him, you know, like you have a
Speaker 1: lot of pressure. Is one of the like the coach
Speaker 1: of the commic of football club, like to win that
Speaker 1: many games is there's a credit to him what he's
Speaker 1: been able to do. And it's just cool to see
Speaker 1: him really enjoying it like that. I really get enjoyment
Speaker 1: out of seeing him enjoy it, if that makes sense.
Speaker 2: Attitude is phenomenal, Like.
Speaker 1: No, he's a great humans anything, he's.
Speaker 2: A great human negative but like regardless of all the time,
Speaker 2: like he's so happy and just everything. It does also
Speaker 2: help that you're like having an absolute tear of a season,
Speaker 2: like winning every week, it would just be he's just
Speaker 2: entertaining to riding this roller coaster of like, he just
Speaker 2: gets to be positive all the time because he is
Speaker 2: actual like it helps.
Speaker 1: It's in his nature to be positive time and he
Speaker 1: reinforces positive and I think that's very much something that
Speaker 1: like everyone does. You know. It's like if you can
Speaker 1: have positive energy to give out, I feel like it
Speaker 1: comes back.
Speaker 2: Yeah. So yeah, I'm loving the vibe coming out of
Speaker 2: the club. We haven't talked about your ship.
Speaker 1: Yeah, sorry, we'll finish off this. We'll do the final
Speaker 1: siren of the podcast talking about this show. How cool
Speaker 1: is this? Someone sims the other day, Trible Wafer. It's
Speaker 1: just like the Telescopic Cox. I think that's BT again. BT.
Speaker 1: He just loves it. He always he's got something for me,
Speaker 1: whether they be Jack of the Vix, Telescopic Cocks, American Pie.
Speaker 1: He's got many your nicknames for me. You're rather than
Speaker 1: talking about you, he should be. He should be getting
Speaker 1: a little cut of these things.
Speaker 2: I think, you up, we should be making t shirts
Speaker 2: off everything that he's maying.
Speaker 1: We could be on the pod. Who knows, huge, We
Speaker 1: don't want to catch up. I'm a big fan of
Speaker 1: Roaming Mason. Roaming Mason. Yes, oh yes, we're talking now
Speaker 1: we're talking all right, Well, that is the fist final
Speaker 1: siren to the podcast to catch up. He's been a
Speaker 1: massive two weeks. There's a lot of stuff we've gone through,
Speaker 1: from the entertainment of Kim K and Pete Pete Davison
Speaker 1: that's got me sure, shock, absolutely shock, and everything else
Speaker 1: in between, from COMWF games and whatnot. It's been a
Speaker 1: great as always, Brandon, thank you so much for doing this.
Speaker 1: But I'm gonna actually put the pressure on you. What's
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Speaker 1: Check us out on all of them. Hit the like, subscribes,
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Speaker 1: we come out with a new one of these, whether
Speaker 1: it be a new podcast as far as a catch
Speaker 1: up or a new podcast with a new exciting person
Speaker 1: on as a guest.
Speaker 2: So I guess Nick, we've got one.
Speaker 1: Can we say who it is? You'll see it next Tuesday.
Speaker 1: Check it out. It's gonna be an amazing one. It's
Speaker 1: gonna be one of the best of the season, I
Speaker 1: can promise you that, and it's an absolutely epic chat,
Speaker 1: epic epic chat with an epic person, so really, really
Speaker 1: really just teasing that one in, But thanks so much
Speaker 1: for listening. As always, follow us on seven, subscribe all
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Speaker 2: The peace m m
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