WEBVTT - Kete Break-Up, Space Force & Mase In A Box 0:00:06.200 --> 0:00:08.760 Welcome back to the Mason Cox Show. Everyone. We have 0:00:08.840 --> 0:00:12.240 a massive, massive catch up to get on. It is 0:00:12.320 --> 0:00:14.680 a crazy, crazy, crazy episode, I'm telling you. But as 0:00:14.680 --> 0:00:19.880 always a start off, Follow us on Apple, Spotify, Twitter, Instagram, Facebook, 0:00:20.040 --> 0:00:23.599 YouTube and TikTok. I'm smashing the seven. Follow us on 0:00:23.640 --> 0:00:27.520 all those share comment like do all that kind of stuff. Follow, 0:00:27.600 --> 0:00:30.080 Hit the subscribe button so you can get every notification 0:00:30.080 --> 0:00:32.040 when a new one comes up. But today, some of 0:00:32.040 --> 0:00:34.159 the things we're recover, I'm telling you it is pretty well. 0:00:34.159 --> 0:00:36.440 We've got Commwealth games, We've got Brittany Grinder, We've got 0:00:36.560 --> 0:00:38.760 oh my favorite things, Kim Kardashian and Pete Davison. We're 0:00:38.760 --> 0:00:40.800 gonna talk about Kim kaya on this show. What happened 0:00:41.800 --> 0:00:44.360 big news, big news in Kim k World Entertainment. We're 0:00:44.360 --> 0:00:46.720 all about it here. We're talking obviously about footy. We're 0:00:46.720 --> 0:00:48.159 gonna have fan questions also, so there's a lot of 0:00:48.159 --> 0:00:50.280 things we're gonna go through. Mate, But without further ado, 0:00:50.400 --> 0:00:54.040 I will introduce my fellow colleague, mister Braden Cox. 0:00:54.440 --> 0:00:56.440 Mate, I am hanging by a thread. It was a 0:00:56.480 --> 0:00:59.560 long couple of weeks and a long couple of lots happened. 0:00:59.640 --> 0:01:01.880 I don't get out that often, but I had a 0:01:01.880 --> 0:01:04.200 couple of big weekends. One I went and saw you 0:01:04.240 --> 0:01:05.000 play against Paul. 0:01:05.080 --> 0:01:06.759 Yes, yeah, which we'll get to we will. 0:01:07.000 --> 0:01:10.400 And then the weekend just gone had a Big Bucks party. 0:01:10.440 --> 0:01:12.080 The Big Bucks party. Oh, he's dusty. 0:01:12.200 --> 0:01:14.560 It takes me minimum two days. 0:01:14.720 --> 0:01:17.280 I'm the same. Oh, I'm like, man, the older I get, 0:01:17.319 --> 0:01:19.080 the more days and more hours it takes to get 0:01:19.120 --> 0:01:19.640 back to normal. 0:01:19.720 --> 0:01:23.120 Yeah, my organs are shutting just shutting down my lips 0:01:23.640 --> 0:01:25.759 like the driest thing on the planet Earth. 0:01:25.840 --> 0:01:29.920 Right, that's good start anyway. Well, the first thing we'll 0:01:29.920 --> 0:01:32.040 get into comm Wealth Games. Obviously massive at the moment. 0:01:32.080 --> 0:01:34.920 There's a lot of stuff going on Australia. I don't 0:01:34.920 --> 0:01:36.840 really understand the Commonwealth Games, if I'm being honest with 0:01:36.840 --> 0:01:38.319 your brain, and it doesn't really make sense to me. 0:01:38.520 --> 0:01:41.440 It's the same as the Olympics, but all the good 0:01:41.480 --> 0:01:42.319 countries aren't in. 0:01:42.280 --> 0:01:44.679 It, Okay, so like why are you doing it? Then 0:01:44.760 --> 0:01:47.280 it's like because then when number one I just don't 0:01:47.280 --> 0:01:49.160 get it doesn't make It's like literally just a trial 0:01:49.240 --> 0:01:50.200 run for the Olympics. 0:01:50.360 --> 0:01:52.880 Yeah kind of, Yeah, well one hundred percent, we get 0:01:52.920 --> 0:01:55.160 all the golds. That's we're not complaining. 0:01:55.200 --> 0:01:57.200 It's just a real pump up against It's really a 0:01:57.200 --> 0:01:59.280 pump up against England, the people that used to own you, 0:01:59.400 --> 0:02:01.720 being like, hey, we're no better than you. We've really 0:02:01.800 --> 0:02:03.680 jumped you. We jumped you in the gold medals. 0:02:03.680 --> 0:02:05.240 Still for the Queen, she's still all. 0:02:05.160 --> 0:02:07.680 Right, she's still kicking. Go bless her. 0:02:07.800 --> 0:02:10.720 And she's your queen too now she is, she is. 0:02:10.960 --> 0:02:14.280 We love you, Queen Elizabeth. You're a lovely, lovely lady. 0:02:14.360 --> 0:02:15.080 Hail Queen. 0:02:15.560 --> 0:02:17.639 I'm not going that far, but some of the things 0:02:17.680 --> 0:02:20.280 are happening to Conwealth Games now. Peter Bowl, big, big, 0:02:20.320 --> 0:02:22.839 big fan of Peter Bowl. Here love Peter was having 0:02:22.880 --> 0:02:26.440 a spag Bowl wearing a bowlo tight and watching him 0:02:26.440 --> 0:02:29.440 in his qualifier which he dominated, like just absolutely murdered it. 0:02:29.480 --> 0:02:30.840 Like he's like fifty meters from the line, just like 0:02:30.880 --> 0:02:33.640 pulled up and was jogging past. He gets to the final, 0:02:33.639 --> 0:02:35.560 he wins silver. So I went silver for Australia and 0:02:35.560 --> 0:02:38.200 we're gonna trying him on the pod. He's a super fan, 0:02:38.280 --> 0:02:40.839 bit of a fan and big fan of Peter Bowl. 0:02:40.880 --> 0:02:43.360 He absolutely smashed it and he's become a worldwide sensation 0:02:43.440 --> 0:02:44.720 in the last like four years. 0:02:44.760 --> 0:02:48.080 That's a brilliant effort because like in those fields, the 0:02:48.120 --> 0:02:51.720 competitive nations are still in it. So like for him 0:02:51.760 --> 0:02:54.799 to do what he did was amazing and oh yeah, 0:02:54.880 --> 0:02:58.160 Oliver Whore as well, shout out to h Yes, fifteen 0:02:58.240 --> 0:03:02.040 hundred meters first to get gold for Australia since nineteen 0:03:02.160 --> 0:03:05.360 fifty eight. Jesus, So it's a fair while And it 0:03:05.440 --> 0:03:07.880 was a brilliant run and a brilliant call from Bruce. 0:03:08.040 --> 0:03:12.320 Bruce. Man, Bruce is the ultimate. He could Seriously, he could. 0:03:12.639 --> 0:03:15.000 He could do something like going to the grocery store. 0:03:15.000 --> 0:03:17.320 He can make that entertaining, Like I'm telling you that. Man, 0:03:17.440 --> 0:03:21.000 if you just overlay his commentary on anything, you'll be entrenched. 0:03:21.240 --> 0:03:22.400 I love his passion too. 0:03:22.600 --> 0:03:25.960 We had netball won the thousandth Commonwealth Gold medal for Australia. 0:03:26.240 --> 0:03:29.320 They I think Jamaica. I want to say in the final, not. 0:03:29.400 --> 0:03:31.600 Just thousand for the year. I know we win a 0:03:31.600 --> 0:03:32.120 long Oh. 0:03:32.080 --> 0:03:34.240 Get stuffed, two thousands of all time. Man, you're not 0:03:34.240 --> 0:03:36.760 that good if you're talking about thousands in a year. 0:03:36.760 --> 0:03:39.120 He might talk about the US, but now they did 0:03:39.120 --> 0:03:41.120 win the thousands, but the most entertaining thing that happened 0:03:41.120 --> 0:03:41.560 in netball. 0:03:41.560 --> 0:03:41.640 Now. 0:03:41.640 --> 0:03:43.000 I don't know if you saw spreading, but this was 0:03:43.560 --> 0:03:45.960 this was the most like the funniest thing I've maybe 0:03:46.000 --> 0:03:48.560 have ever seen on netball court. Now very new netball 0:03:48.840 --> 0:03:50.840 being American, you know, very new. I've dated a few 0:03:50.840 --> 0:03:52.480 netballers over the years, don't get me wrong, so I've 0:03:52.520 --> 0:03:55.560 got into it. But the English team was playing and 0:03:55.560 --> 0:03:57.200 there's a girl that was running for a ball, like 0:03:57.280 --> 0:03:59.200 running back kind of like with the flight and didn't 0:03:59.200 --> 0:04:01.560 get the ball, but like kind of got like SAand 0:04:01.560 --> 0:04:04.360 it like like literally jumped onto the actual netball pole 0:04:04.440 --> 0:04:07.280 and like bint it like bint it like backwards, and 0:04:07.320 --> 0:04:09.360 then Lee Matthews stuff, Well yeah, I don't know what 0:04:09.400 --> 0:04:11.880 that means, but yes, and then like it was crazy. 0:04:11.920 --> 0:04:14.200 So then like the poles like off centered. So then 0:04:14.240 --> 0:04:16.000 they have to go and like bring out a new 0:04:16.080 --> 0:04:18.200 pole to like fix it in the middle of a game, 0:04:18.279 --> 0:04:19.640 Like middle of a game is two people and they 0:04:19.640 --> 0:04:22.080 bring it out and they take the pole out, they 0:04:22.080 --> 0:04:23.960 put the new one in, and there's two people just 0:04:24.000 --> 0:04:25.599 kind of like sitting there looking at it like they've 0:04:25.640 --> 0:04:27.760 never seen a netball pole. And then they're kind of like, 0:04:27.760 --> 0:04:29.520 how do I fix this because it's still in an angle 0:04:29.800 --> 0:04:31.679 and a good friend of mine juvn mentor just rolls 0:04:31.680 --> 0:04:34.240 out rips the thing back in. It was like, all right, 0:04:34.279 --> 0:04:37.280 play on, let's go and just move on. It was 0:04:37.400 --> 0:04:40.280 actually the funniest thing like in the whenever it actually happened. 0:04:40.320 --> 0:04:43.280 The girl like she full koalied onto this like pole. 0:04:43.400 --> 0:04:45.039 Like she didn't just like hit it and fall off. 0:04:45.080 --> 0:04:48.280 She just fool like just like hugged it, just bin it. 0:04:48.320 --> 0:04:50.640 Did she play it? She did? I think, yeah, yeah, 0:04:50.640 --> 0:04:52.280 that's my highlight of the Commonwealth Games. It gives you 0:04:52.320 --> 0:04:54.000 an idea of how much I've been following it. But 0:04:54.040 --> 0:04:56.240 another thing that's happened in the sporting world. We will 0:04:56.240 --> 0:04:57.720 get into foot at the end of Don't get me wrong, 0:04:57.720 --> 0:04:59.479 we're putting putting footy at the back end of this 0:04:59.480 --> 0:05:02.479 whole chat. But something very interesting in like my world. 0:05:02.520 --> 0:05:04.560 I've got a bit of a weird connection with this girl, 0:05:04.600 --> 0:05:06.599 Britney Grinder, and now she's kind of the reason I've 0:05:06.680 --> 0:05:09.560 got into sport and started playing college ball and then 0:05:09.600 --> 0:05:10.920 got into AFL and all that. 0:05:10.920 --> 0:05:15.040 Which was crazy because you would what you'd essentially have 0:05:15.160 --> 0:05:17.440 to pretend to be Britney Grider. 0:05:17.560 --> 0:05:19.520 Yeah, that was kind of my job that led me 0:05:19.560 --> 0:05:23.200 into AFL life. Yeah, it's a long story, but checked out. 0:05:23.360 --> 0:05:25.520 I've told it plenty of times. But she she's actually 0:05:25.600 --> 0:05:27.920 been sentence in Russia. Now, a lot of these women 0:05:27.960 --> 0:05:30.440 basketball players go overseas to China or Russia are different 0:05:30.440 --> 0:05:32.760 places to play and make money because they don't make 0:05:32.760 --> 0:05:35.520 as much in the WNBA. And she's gone over there 0:05:35.560 --> 0:05:37.200 and she was going to play I think it was, 0:05:37.240 --> 0:05:39.120 and then she got sentence for cannabis oil, which is 0:05:39.160 --> 0:05:41.320 like pretty legal in most US states. 0:05:41.320 --> 0:05:42.839 I think, yeah, it's pretty standard. 0:05:42.880 --> 0:05:45.120 Yeah, and now she's been sentenced to nine years in 0:05:45.200 --> 0:05:48.560 Russian prison, and they're trying to figure out that they're 0:05:48.560 --> 0:05:52.200 trying to like trade swap for someone else in America. 0:05:52.240 --> 0:05:54.960 It's like this, and it's a real crazy trade swap. 0:05:55.000 --> 0:05:58.080 So it's like one person had like cannabis oil on 0:05:58.160 --> 0:06:01.720 them and gets nine years. The other blok that they're 0:06:01.720 --> 0:06:04.760 like trying to trade is like an arms dealers. 0:06:04.560 --> 0:06:06.080 Very very questionable trade. 0:06:06.120 --> 0:06:08.120 I feel like, yeah, it's not a great trade. It's 0:06:08.120 --> 0:06:12.359 not it's not a hind trade, but it's a. 0:06:12.960 --> 0:06:15.799 I guess she's very profile and it's been very well covered, 0:06:15.839 --> 0:06:17.480 so they definitely want to get her back because it's 0:06:17.480 --> 0:06:19.920 been like all over the news. But it is such 0:06:19.920 --> 0:06:22.080 a weird thing in politics to be like we'll give 0:06:22.160 --> 0:06:24.240 one to get one. You wonder how many people do 0:06:24.279 --> 0:06:26.479 we have stashed up just ready to trade? Yeah, like 0:06:26.520 --> 0:06:28.159 that kind of is what I'm thinking the whole time, 0:06:28.200 --> 0:06:30.240 Like what is who else does America have just like 0:06:30.279 --> 0:06:32.599 stashed in their prison system that they can like trade 0:06:32.600 --> 0:06:33.160 for someone else? 0:06:33.240 --> 0:06:35.080 Yeah, you got someone like on a lower level, but 0:06:35.120 --> 0:06:37.560 you do like a future third round like crime. 0:06:41.040 --> 0:06:43.200 Gosh, we've got entertainment now. This is this is my 0:06:43.240 --> 0:06:46.080 big spot, man, this is I was shattered. 0:06:46.320 --> 0:06:47.800 I have been shattered. 0:06:48.600 --> 0:06:54.280 Shattered. Kim Kardashian, Pete Davidson no more the couple of 0:06:54.320 --> 0:06:56.640 the century, braid and you have to be you have 0:06:56.680 --> 0:06:58.680 to be a cross these things with me like this 0:06:58.760 --> 0:07:02.839 because they it's official, Kanye, I'm telling You'll be the 0:07:02.839 --> 0:07:04.159 happiest man of the world right now. 0:07:04.200 --> 0:07:06.360 There's no hope for anyone, is there. 0:07:06.640 --> 0:07:08.200 Well, if they can't make it, I mean, like what 0:07:08.920 --> 0:07:10.120 how are we supposed to make it? 0:07:10.160 --> 0:07:10.360 You know? 0:07:10.480 --> 0:07:12.720 I mean, Kim King, Pete Davidson, I mean that is 0:07:12.760 --> 0:07:13.360 the couple. 0:07:13.840 --> 0:07:14.880 They were very cute. 0:07:15.280 --> 0:07:16.880 They were cute. They were cute because it was so 0:07:17.000 --> 0:07:18.040 ridiculously random. 0:07:18.200 --> 0:07:19.840 Yeah, bad luck. So who broke it off? 0:07:19.920 --> 0:07:22.800 I think they always say that mutually did it, but 0:07:23.040 --> 0:07:25.040 they said one of the reasons it was long distance. 0:07:25.120 --> 0:07:28.400 And Pete Davidson is currently filming a movie in Australia, 0:07:28.520 --> 0:07:31.280 so I want to say there's a little bit of 0:07:31.280 --> 0:07:33.960 it that's partially to blame for Australia being so far 0:07:33.960 --> 0:07:34.920 away from the rest of the world. 0:07:35.160 --> 0:07:37.680 I'm on hinge. If he jumps on a hinge, come 0:07:37.720 --> 0:07:38.480 just pack her up. 0:07:39.280 --> 0:07:41.880 Jeez, he's on hinge, mate, you got no chance. 0:07:42.000 --> 0:07:42.160 Yeah. 0:07:42.600 --> 0:07:46.720 I recently had a few days off and now rural Australia. 0:07:46.800 --> 0:07:49.400 Now you're from a beautiful place in the world called 0:07:49.400 --> 0:07:54.560 a cheeker the checker sneeze. I didn't say that. I 0:07:54.600 --> 0:07:56.960 went to a place called Graoshan Road right down the 0:07:56.960 --> 0:08:00.800 street here in Victoria. Beautiful, beautiful place. If you've not been, 0:08:00.840 --> 0:08:03.760 I'm telling you it is a highlight of the country. 0:08:03.800 --> 0:08:04.360 You have to go. 0:08:04.640 --> 0:08:06.560 It is pretty as cold as ship right now. 0:08:06.640 --> 0:08:09.280 Right it was sunny every single day, but like there was, 0:08:09.480 --> 0:08:12.480 there's so many things talking on this podcast. I didn't realize. 0:08:12.480 --> 0:08:14.160 I guess, like, maybe how many people have been listening 0:08:14.160 --> 0:08:16.360 to us and stuff? And I was in the Polar 0:08:16.360 --> 0:08:21.320 Bakery millions just millions bread and one of the guys 0:08:21.360 --> 0:08:23.600 working there was like, hey, love the pod and I 0:08:23.640 --> 0:08:26.280 was like, thanks so much. Man. I was like, Hi, man, 0:08:26.400 --> 0:08:29.520 we're doing it, Braidon. We're reaching the outskirts of a 0:08:29.560 --> 0:08:33.079 Polo Bay. They're listening in. So shout out to the 0:08:33.080 --> 0:08:35.559 the Polar Bay Baker either known for their scallop pie 0:08:35.600 --> 0:08:36.280 is delicious. 0:08:36.320 --> 0:08:37.240 It sounds gross. 0:08:38.280 --> 0:08:40.960 They're delicious, mate, don't even going south on this. 0:08:41.120 --> 0:08:43.400 Shout out to a Polo Bay baker. No, I'm wait. 0:08:44.000 --> 0:08:46.360 I went to the MCG to watch you play footy 0:08:46.400 --> 0:08:48.760 and I was like, someone will notice. 0:08:48.559 --> 0:08:51.520 Me, someone will know. Are you out looking around like someone? 0:08:51.840 --> 0:08:53.200 Someone? Eventually, no, no. 0:08:53.320 --> 0:08:55.040 No one has said anything. It has to be some 0:08:55.120 --> 0:08:57.520 random person on the street. See Braidon. Don't walk and 0:08:57.559 --> 0:08:59.199 walk down the street. Make sure it say hi. It's 0:08:59.200 --> 0:09:00.120 a big fan of the poul. 0:09:00.520 --> 0:09:03.679 Please do please do even shining away from it. 0:09:03.720 --> 0:09:05.360 As you're traveling, I feel like there's a lot of 0:09:05.400 --> 0:09:08.120 things right, so you run into little cafes and pubs 0:09:08.160 --> 0:09:10.320 and stuff like that, but a lot of times, you know, 0:09:10.360 --> 0:09:13.360 as you're on the road, you need to go to toilet, right, Yeah, 0:09:13.440 --> 0:09:17.040 as everyone knows this great segue, Mason, and I want 0:09:17.080 --> 0:09:19.640 to ask because I feel like everyone's real awkward about 0:09:19.679 --> 0:09:24.040 talking about this, right, everyone has different bathroom experiences, and. 0:09:23.200 --> 0:09:25.640 Yeah, but what if I bring up mine and you're like. 0:09:25.600 --> 0:09:27.640 What the that's the thing? No one talks about it, 0:09:27.679 --> 0:09:29.200 so no one knows what's actually a proper ot a kit. 0:09:29.320 --> 0:09:31.280 But yeah, there's one thing on this road. I also 0:09:31.280 --> 0:09:32.959 say where it was. But we'd stopped at a certain 0:09:32.960 --> 0:09:35.439 place and I went to the bathroom, and like, as 0:09:35.520 --> 0:09:36.840 you go to a bathroom, and then you know, there's 0:09:36.880 --> 0:09:39.480 like the most annoying things of a bathroom, Like you 0:09:39.520 --> 0:09:42.880 get the like paper thin toilet paper. It's like sheet 0:09:43.000 --> 0:09:45.280 by sheet by sheet you have to pull out and 0:09:45.320 --> 0:09:47.920 when you're wiping it absolutely annoys the hell out of. 0:09:47.920 --> 0:09:49.400 My finger goes through it up your butt. 0:09:50.120 --> 0:09:53.320 Jeez. I didn't say that. It's maybe too much. This 0:09:53.360 --> 0:09:58.719 is what I'm too much to say. Stop stop. I 0:09:58.760 --> 0:10:01.600 was thinking about, like, you know, the annoying sinks. They 0:10:01.600 --> 0:10:03.160 are like one hand you can get in, you have 0:10:03.200 --> 0:10:05.120 to wash one hand at the time. I can't stand 0:10:05.200 --> 0:10:09.880 those Jesus we watched, actually, we talked about this previously. 0:10:09.960 --> 0:10:13.480 You watch the TikTok on air dryers. How disgustingly dirty 0:10:13.520 --> 0:10:14.240 air dryers are. 0:10:14.480 --> 0:10:16.920 I don't know if you've seen this. It's like if 0:10:16.960 --> 0:10:20.079 you use air dryers in bathrooms to clean your hands, 0:10:20.080 --> 0:10:23.560 they're like a cesspool of just germs and bacteria and 0:10:23.600 --> 0:10:26.120 they blow them onto your hands, so your hands are 0:10:26.200 --> 0:10:30.120 essentially dirtier having used the air dryer. So what they 0:10:30.160 --> 0:10:34.000 recommend is you air dry to wave by like just 0:10:34.080 --> 0:10:36.559 waving your arm and it drives them out. 0:10:36.720 --> 0:10:38.240 The one thing I always found weird when I came 0:10:38.320 --> 0:10:40.080 to this country, and I don't know if other people 0:10:40.160 --> 0:10:43.439 have felt this, but I went into a bathroom and 0:10:43.640 --> 0:10:46.440 there's a sign of someone like standing on the toilet 0:10:46.440 --> 0:10:48.319 and it's got like a cross or the like, don't 0:10:48.360 --> 0:10:50.720 stand and go to the toilet standing on the toilet, 0:10:50.760 --> 0:10:52.880 on the seat, on the seat, you know. I was 0:10:53.000 --> 0:10:55.560 just it's a cold sharks. I feel like other countries 0:10:55.600 --> 0:10:58.000 maybe that's acceptable. I'm not really too sure, but I've 0:10:58.120 --> 0:11:01.199 never seen eight actual sign like that, And I was 0:11:01.240 --> 0:11:03.560 confused and thought it was a joke. And then people 0:11:03.720 --> 0:11:05.440 realize now I come to z people said, no, that's 0:11:05.480 --> 0:11:08.240 that's the actual thing, Like, yeah, someone will stand above 0:11:08.280 --> 0:11:09.560 the toilet and go to the toilet. 0:11:09.640 --> 0:11:12.240 Yeah, I worked on like fruit farms growing up in 0:11:12.280 --> 0:11:15.120 the country. Well, it's like you'd go into the toilets 0:11:15.160 --> 0:11:18.480 and there'd be two footprints either side of like the seat, 0:11:18.559 --> 0:11:21.959 like on the seat, and it's for reasons like that, 0:11:22.000 --> 0:11:26.480 but it's because other places, like they have the drop toilet, 0:11:26.720 --> 0:11:28.720 so it's not like a toilet and you just go 0:11:28.760 --> 0:11:32.679 over a hole and you it drops in just straight down. 0:11:32.720 --> 0:11:36.160 And yeah, which, man, just bringing the dog millionaire atacks 0:11:36.200 --> 0:11:38.760 got to be problematic for you. That's a drop and 0:11:38.800 --> 0:11:41.880 a half. That's like a five footer. 0:11:44.360 --> 0:11:47.719 Wouldn't be ideal. But without further ado, we will move 0:11:47.760 --> 0:11:51.000 on to everyone's favorite part of the podcast, Breaden Cox's 0:11:51.040 --> 0:11:51.520 news stories. 0:11:51.520 --> 0:11:55.200 But I've got some absolute bangers this week. And I 0:11:55.240 --> 0:11:57.600 say that every week, but that's it's just true every week. 0:11:57.600 --> 0:11:58.679 Well, every everyone's a banger. 0:11:59.360 --> 0:12:03.560 Passenger find one thousand, eight hundred and seventy four dollars 0:12:04.240 --> 0:12:09.359 coin coin after two undeclared mcmuffins found in their luggage. 0:12:09.480 --> 0:12:12.800 How much one thousand, eight hundred and seventy four. 0:12:12.600 --> 0:12:14.760 Dollars and mcmuffins got like two bucks. 0:12:15.080 --> 0:12:18.360 Yeah. And if you've ever seen that, like the TV 0:12:18.440 --> 0:12:20.719 show about when they go through security. 0:12:20.440 --> 0:12:22.640 Yeah, board, security, board, whatever. 0:12:22.520 --> 0:12:25.440 It's like it's always like, oh, this passenger brought in 0:12:25.559 --> 0:12:29.079 seven hundred kilos of like duck eggs or something and 0:12:29.160 --> 0:12:32.160 they just let them off. Yeah, but not this guy, 0:12:32.360 --> 0:12:34.760 mc muffins, not Mick muffin guy. I think they just 0:12:34.800 --> 0:12:35.800 wanted the mc muffins. 0:12:35.840 --> 0:12:37.840 Oh my gosh. Well, first of all, why is that 0:12:37.920 --> 0:12:40.760 in your bag? I feel like that would be disgusting. 0:12:40.760 --> 0:12:42.880 If you're leaving that in your bag for like an 0:12:43.000 --> 0:12:44.760 over two hours on. 0:12:44.720 --> 0:12:47.120 A plane to carry on, that's not bad. 0:12:47.280 --> 0:12:49.119 Yeah, but you're flying in a nationley surely. 0:12:48.960 --> 0:12:53.160 For easy access. Well. A passenger traveling from Bali, Indonesia 0:12:53.200 --> 0:12:58.120 to Australia found themselves paying a hefty price for McDonald's breakfast, so. 0:12:58.080 --> 0:13:00.360 He would have lied on his little like into sheet 0:13:00.400 --> 0:13:03.120 you fill out and as like, yeah, declaration like no, 0:13:03.160 --> 0:13:05.280 I've not traveled through any mud in the last two weeks. 0:13:07.400 --> 0:13:12.000 That stuff. It's like, have you been outside nowhere near 0:13:12.000 --> 0:13:15.040 a cattle farm. The incident came about days after the 0:13:15.080 --> 0:13:18.520 Australian authorities brought in tough new biosecurity laws for foot 0:13:18.520 --> 0:13:19.320 and mouth disease. 0:13:19.520 --> 0:13:22.640 Ah, yes, that makes sense. Just eat the McMuffin, Like 0:13:22.679 --> 0:13:24.040 why why are you got to bring it in? Like 0:13:24.040 --> 0:13:26.080 why why are you treasuring this thing? And you're like 0:13:26.120 --> 0:13:27.120 in your carriage. 0:13:26.880 --> 0:13:28.960 Wouldn't think about it. You just chuck it in your 0:13:28.960 --> 0:13:31.000 bag and you're like, I'll eat that. He's probably hung over. 0:13:31.120 --> 0:13:32.920 Just throw it out. Usually, just go do you want 0:13:32.920 --> 0:13:34.640 those McMuffin And you're like, oh no, I forgot that 0:13:34.720 --> 0:13:35.400 was in there. Throw it out. 0:13:35.520 --> 0:13:37.680 See what they serve on these flats. He's probably like 0:13:37.880 --> 0:13:40.080 I got to take a sausage McMuffin. He should have 0:13:40.120 --> 0:13:40.600 eaten it. 0:13:41.200 --> 0:13:43.360 Yeah, why would you bring you on there? You can 0:13:43.440 --> 0:13:43.680 eat it. 0:13:43.800 --> 0:13:48.520 Guard cat credited with preventing would be robbery. It's nice. 0:13:48.600 --> 0:13:49.920 Yep. This is a positive story. Yep. 0:13:49.960 --> 0:13:51.480 It's on straight out of Mississippi. 0:13:51.800 --> 0:13:54.439 Love that love the South. Always good news story out 0:13:54.440 --> 0:13:54.679 of there. 0:13:54.800 --> 0:13:57.880 Name of the cat band it what a legend. It's 0:13:57.880 --> 0:14:00.760 almost ironic, right it is cat. 0:14:01.000 --> 0:14:01.880 That's a fat cat. 0:14:02.080 --> 0:14:04.400 Nine kegs for us Australians. 0:14:04.600 --> 0:14:06.920 Yeah, twenty pound cat. 0:14:07.040 --> 0:14:10.439 The people tried to break into his house three am 0:14:10.480 --> 0:14:14.360 in the morning, and the cat heard it. So he 0:14:14.480 --> 0:14:17.160 was like, well, I can't take down two blocks. 0:14:16.880 --> 0:14:19.040 And what's the first thing the guy? I thought? Gun? 0:14:21.160 --> 0:14:26.840 So band It ran into the bedroom, dragged the covers 0:14:26.880 --> 0:14:30.440 of Fred to wake him up, scratch the shit out 0:14:30.480 --> 0:14:30.640 of you. 0:14:33.200 --> 0:14:35.440 We all know a cat like that too. There's a 0:14:35.480 --> 0:14:37.640 pain in the ass cat that no one really likes. 0:14:37.680 --> 0:14:40.560 It just causes a problem every single time you see it. 0:14:40.640 --> 0:14:42.520 And then he woke up and he's like, well, Bandit's 0:14:42.520 --> 0:14:45.960 never done this before, so something must be something. It 0:14:46.040 --> 0:14:48.960 must be a miss something ass. And so then he 0:14:48.960 --> 0:14:52.440 heard the kitchen went out there. One robber's got a gun, 0:14:52.560 --> 0:14:54.680 the other's got a hammer, trying to like break into 0:14:54.720 --> 0:14:59.040 the ziint. Fred goesund gets out of his gun. 0:15:00.240 --> 0:15:00.800 I called it. 0:15:00.920 --> 0:15:02.840 By the time he gets back there, they've run off. 0:15:03.920 --> 0:15:07.800 And yeah, so Bandit saved the day, banned it foiled 0:15:07.840 --> 0:15:08.440 the bandits. 0:15:08.600 --> 0:15:14.280 Boy, there you go. I don't think that's your best yet. 0:15:14.240 --> 0:15:17.320 No, but we will end on a Florida man. 0:15:17.680 --> 0:15:21.520 Yes, it's always Florida, Texas telling you always. At least one. 0:15:21.440 --> 0:15:25.640 Florida man accused of driving to the Space Force base 0:15:25.720 --> 0:15:30.640 in a stolen truck to warn a valiance. This doubles 0:15:30.720 --> 0:15:34.480 up on our last catch up. Florida man's been arrested 0:15:34.520 --> 0:15:36.960 after he was accused of stealing a pickup truck and 0:15:37.040 --> 0:15:39.880 driving to the Space Force base to warn the government 0:15:40.680 --> 0:15:45.680 about extraterrestrial and mythical creatures. Corey Johnson, twenty nine, was 0:15:45.760 --> 0:15:50.440 arrested Friday at Patrick's Space Force Base by local deputies 0:15:50.600 --> 0:15:54.960 after he attempted to get on the base. Johnson reportedly 0:15:55.040 --> 0:15:59.000 explained to authorities he was told by the president to 0:15:59.120 --> 0:16:02.720 warn the government that there was US aliens fighting with 0:16:02.920 --> 0:16:05.359 Chinese dragons, US. 0:16:05.120 --> 0:16:07.840 Aliens fighting with Chinese drug Oh thank god. He went 0:16:07.880 --> 0:16:10.720 to the Space Force that we just recently created. Oh man, 0:16:10.840 --> 0:16:11.640 that's so good. 0:16:12.280 --> 0:16:14.560 They'll no doubt just be straight on the case. 0:16:14.720 --> 0:16:18.000 Can I just ask what the Space Force's uniform looks like? 0:16:18.480 --> 0:16:21.640 Yeah, it might. It's like it's like in Silver Onesie, 0:16:21.880 --> 0:16:26.080 almost like a space Balls, like just the big fuck elbot. 0:16:26.560 --> 0:16:30.240 If you didn't steal the truck, it was the truck. 0:16:30.920 --> 0:16:32.440 It was just like the guy in the last one, 0:16:32.440 --> 0:16:34.120 the guy that was up in the Sydney Crater. If 0:16:34.120 --> 0:16:36.640 he wouldn't have pissed off the roof, would have been 0:16:36.680 --> 0:16:37.080 a legend. 0:16:37.160 --> 0:16:39.160 So close would have been a legend because Space Force 0:16:39.160 --> 0:16:40.840 would have believed him. That's what they're there for. 0:16:41.160 --> 0:16:44.560 My gosh, imagine Trump's at the front of it. Anyway, 0:16:44.840 --> 0:16:47.960 from Florida. Man, another word that starts with F. We've 0:16:47.960 --> 0:16:51.200 got the footy chap, man, the footy chap. Now, lots 0:16:51.200 --> 0:16:53.760 happened this weekend. Last two weeks has been a lot 0:16:53.800 --> 0:16:56.320 that's happened now as of recent Josh Kennedy kicked eight 0:16:56.320 --> 0:16:58.520 goals in his final game. For me, I always kind 0:16:58.520 --> 0:17:00.920 of think like, if you're team like that, like take 0:17:00.960 --> 0:17:03.480 the West Coast Eaguals scenario right, like your team's out 0:17:03.520 --> 0:17:06.760 of finals, it's not really a ton you're playing for 0:17:06.960 --> 0:17:08.320 per se. You know, like you already know you're not 0:17:08.320 --> 0:17:10.199 going to play in the postseason. And let's say one 0:17:10.240 --> 0:17:12.720 year legends of the club is going out, Like do 0:17:12.800 --> 0:17:15.640 you just out of center balance back half, like everything's 0:17:15.680 --> 0:17:19.600 going to him, just like, don't care every kick inside 0:17:19.600 --> 0:17:21.400 fifty Josh Kenny, it's to you, mate. 0:17:21.520 --> 0:17:24.360 Yeah. So they did this with Jared Rufford, Yes, they 0:17:24.359 --> 0:17:27.479