WEBVTT - Should We Feel Guilty For Speculating About Princess Catherine? 0:00:00.160 --> 0:00:03.800 Life Uncut acknowledges the traditional custodians of country whose lands 0:00:03.840 --> 0:00:04.680 were never seated. 0:00:05.000 --> 0:00:07.600 We pay our respects to their elders past and present. 0:00:07.560 --> 0:00:11.399 Always was, always will be Aboriginal Land. This episode was 0:00:11.440 --> 0:00:13.360 recorded on Drug Wallamuta Land. 0:00:23.160 --> 0:00:23.920 Hi guys, and. 0:00:23.920 --> 0:00:26.880 Welcome back to another episode of Life Uncut. I'm Laura 0:00:27.040 --> 0:00:29.639 and I produced a Keisha filling in for brit because 0:00:29.680 --> 0:00:31.640 she has entered the jungle. 0:00:32.040 --> 0:00:36.640 And last night Kish and Mitch Jury came over to 0:00:36.760 --> 0:00:38.760 my house and we sat there and we all sat 0:00:38.800 --> 0:00:39.800 there like nervous parents. 0:00:39.840 --> 0:00:41.320 Watching Britt enter into the. 0:00:41.360 --> 0:00:43.760 Jungle also took their sweetlass time. I was like, is 0:00:43.800 --> 0:00:45.040 she even on this episode? 0:00:45.159 --> 0:00:46.760 I started to feel as though we were going to 0:00:46.840 --> 0:00:49.239 have to come back tonight and watch Brit actually into 0:00:49.240 --> 0:00:49.640 the jungle. 0:00:49.640 --> 0:00:50.880 But they did eventually. 0:00:50.479 --> 0:00:53.520 Get there, and I was actually really impressed with the cast. 0:00:53.600 --> 0:00:55.680 I know every year everyone's like, who the fuck is that? 0:00:56.080 --> 0:01:00.680 And usually sometimes sometimes I'm like, genuinely fair, no clue 0:01:00.800 --> 0:01:03.360 that person is. But it's usually because you know, I'm 0:01:03.400 --> 0:01:06.040 an NRL girl, it will be because they're an AFL person. 0:01:06.120 --> 0:01:07.440 You know, it would be because they're not in my 0:01:07.520 --> 0:01:08.399 niche categories. 0:01:08.600 --> 0:01:10.880 I like that you use that example, but that's exactly 0:01:10.920 --> 0:01:13.120 what played out on last night's episode. The only person 0:01:13.120 --> 0:01:14.800 that we were all like, who the fuck is that 0:01:15.280 --> 0:01:17.600 was some guy who was, you know, an ex AFL 0:01:17.640 --> 0:01:18.840 player and they. 0:01:18.640 --> 0:01:21.759 One from Victoria, South Australia, Western Australia. Right now are. 0:01:21.600 --> 0:01:26.160 Screaming sorry, sorry, it should come as no surprise after 0:01:26.200 --> 0:01:28.279 five years, but I'm not football, doesn't. 0:01:28.319 --> 0:01:30.520 It doesn't get me juices going. It's not to me. 0:01:30.680 --> 0:01:31.720 People are unsubscribing. 0:01:32.400 --> 0:01:32.840 Sorry. 0:01:33.000 --> 0:01:35.880 The thing I don't understand and we'll never understand about 0:01:35.920 --> 0:01:39.080 I'm a celebrity is why people don't lie. What I'm 0:01:39.120 --> 0:01:41.560 saying is okay. So brit is petrified of heights. It's 0:01:41.560 --> 0:01:42.119 probably the. 0:01:42.000 --> 0:01:45.639 One thing that she deeply, deeply cannot do and doesn't 0:01:45.640 --> 0:01:47.600 ever want to put herself in that situation. She has 0:01:48.080 --> 0:01:51.320 no interest in skydiving, she has no interest in bungee jumping. 0:01:51.720 --> 0:01:54.080 But the girl is competitive and will do pretty much 0:01:54.120 --> 0:01:57.320 everything right. So that to me is I guess it's 0:01:57.360 --> 0:01:57.840 a surprise. 0:01:57.920 --> 0:01:59.559 Like I would have thought had I not known Brit, 0:01:59.560 --> 0:02:01.160 that she would have been okay with those sorts of 0:02:01.200 --> 0:02:04.640 things because she seeks out adrenaline in other ways. Yes, 0:02:05.400 --> 0:02:07.440 but she last night had to go out. She walked 0:02:07.440 --> 0:02:09.519 out into this little plank. It was like a trapdoor 0:02:09.919 --> 0:02:12.800 and then it's like over the top of a gorge 0:02:12.880 --> 0:02:13.280 or something. 0:02:13.320 --> 0:02:15.079 And they trapped the door too so you could see 0:02:15.120 --> 0:02:15.400 through it. 0:02:15.560 --> 0:02:18.360 Yeah, and then it opens and you plummet down, and 0:02:18.400 --> 0:02:20.600 at the same time you had to recite a number 0:02:20.639 --> 0:02:23.040 that was in front of yourself. And majority of people 0:02:23.080 --> 0:02:25.799 who were there doing it, there was five of them 0:02:26.200 --> 0:02:28.800 were okay with it, even if they were scared. They 0:02:28.880 --> 0:02:31.240 had processes pretty well. And Britt was. 0:02:32.200 --> 0:02:35.040 It was actually so hard to watch. She was in tears. 0:02:35.639 --> 0:02:39.360 She was visibly uncomfortable with the whole situation. And my 0:02:39.520 --> 0:02:41.560 question is, why the fuck. 0:02:41.360 --> 0:02:43.919 Didn't she just lie and say that she was scared 0:02:43.960 --> 0:02:44.640 of snakes? 0:02:45.080 --> 0:02:47.640 Why would you give Like we've done reality TV, we 0:02:47.720 --> 0:02:48.600 know how this works. 0:02:48.639 --> 0:02:51.120 Why would you give them the truth? I would lie? 0:02:51.200 --> 0:02:54.200 Why didn't she say that she's petrified of reptiles and 0:02:54.240 --> 0:02:55.720 then she would have had to have done the snake 0:02:55.840 --> 0:02:56.680 challenge or something. 0:02:57.080 --> 0:03:01.080 Why they're afire of ice cream? Oh, it would be 0:03:01.120 --> 0:03:04.560 so bad if it just fell from the zeiling. Sleep 0:03:05.000 --> 0:03:08.720 petrifies me. Don't let me near it. 0:03:09.240 --> 0:03:11.360 I haven't slept in years, not because I can't, but 0:03:11.400 --> 0:03:13.440 because I'm fucking petrified of it. 0:03:13.480 --> 0:03:16.359 Caffeine makes me psychotic. Yeah, so that would be a 0:03:16.639 --> 0:03:19.200 really really bad TV for you if you were to 0:03:19.240 --> 0:03:21.600 give me coffee. Yeah, terrible, terrible. 0:03:21.680 --> 0:03:21.880 See. 0:03:22.000 --> 0:03:24.120 So I don't understand why people are honest about these 0:03:24.160 --> 0:03:27.040 things because you know it's going to be used against you. 0:03:27.600 --> 0:03:29.680 I also don't, and I don't know why britain't because 0:03:29.680 --> 0:03:30.359 she does know better. 0:03:30.639 --> 0:03:32.519 But yeah, absolutely know it's better. You're right. 0:03:32.800 --> 0:03:35.200 But she did a really good job, and I think 0:03:35.240 --> 0:03:38.280 that they very much deliberately put her in the position 0:03:38.320 --> 0:03:39.600 where she was the one who was going to have 0:03:39.640 --> 0:03:41.280 to fall through the trap door instead of doing the 0:03:41.280 --> 0:03:41.760 red tiles. 0:03:41.800 --> 0:03:45.440 So can you imagine how so like the amount of 0:03:45.600 --> 0:03:47.920 drama that they managed to get over those few minutes. 0:03:47.960 --> 0:03:50.440 It might have been like maybe five minutes of Brita 0:03:50.480 --> 0:03:52.440 on screen where they were like really drawing out the 0:03:52.480 --> 0:03:56.280 intensity of how scared she was. What it made me 0:03:56.320 --> 0:03:57.880 think at the time was how long they would have 0:03:57.880 --> 0:04:00.680 had her standing out on that plank for that would 0:04:00.680 --> 0:04:03.280 have been filmed over twenty five minutes, half an hour, 0:04:03.720 --> 0:04:05.560 just to try and get as much fear out of 0:04:05.600 --> 0:04:06.600 her as possible and. 0:04:06.520 --> 0:04:07.120 That I hate. 0:04:07.120 --> 0:04:09.760 That makes me feel even worse for her. And I 0:04:10.440 --> 0:04:12.800 felt like a proud mum. You know when you when 0:04:12.840 --> 0:04:15.160 you're so nervous. Okay, no one, no one's gonna know 0:04:15.200 --> 0:04:17.000 this because like we don't have children who are old 0:04:17.120 --> 0:04:20.120 enough to deal with this majority of listeners. But I 0:04:20.160 --> 0:04:22.840 remember if I was competing in something and my mum 0:04:22.880 --> 0:04:24.960 would be so nervous that she'd be almost crying for me, 0:04:25.040 --> 0:04:27.000 and I'd be like, settle down, mom, No, you know 0:04:27.120 --> 0:04:27.839 your parents didn't do that. 0:04:28.000 --> 0:04:31.680 But she absolutely didn't do that. They're like, go out 0:04:31.680 --> 0:04:34.360 there and win, you know, coming home because my win, 0:04:34.520 --> 0:04:38.159 my love is conditional, you little shit. That's really hard 0:04:38.480 --> 0:04:41.400 to really like she cared that. That's really calm. 0:04:41.480 --> 0:04:43.839 No, not for me, for more for my sister and gymnastics, 0:04:43.880 --> 0:04:46.320 but like it's you know, I recognized it in her. No, 0:04:46.720 --> 0:04:48.400 even when I was doing when I did Dancing with 0:04:48.440 --> 0:04:50.520 the Stars, like Matt had it, he was so nervous 0:04:50.560 --> 0:04:52.640 for me that he couldn't but he just couldn't. He 0:04:52.720 --> 0:04:54.640 was so nervous. And that's how I felt last night 0:04:54.680 --> 0:04:56.159 for Britt sitting on the couch, I was like, oh 0:04:56.240 --> 0:04:58.719 my god, my child, they're gonna throw her off a 0:04:58.720 --> 0:04:59.960 little platform. 0:04:59.560 --> 0:05:01.400 Or so worried about it, but she did good. 0:05:01.440 --> 0:05:06.000 Guys, I don't hate them for it made when I 0:05:06.080 --> 0:05:09.080 was thinking about the situation, it's the anticipation of that 0:05:09.560 --> 0:05:12.800 floor falling beneath you that's worse. It's not the fact 0:05:12.800 --> 0:05:14.800 that she's at a height, like if that were me, 0:05:15.480 --> 0:05:18.880 I've been bungee jumping, and oh, we know, kich. 0:05:19.240 --> 0:05:24.320 Oh, we know, so there's a ride. I went lyle wait, 0:05:24.320 --> 0:05:24.960 why do we know? 0:05:26.960 --> 0:05:29.360 Because last night we took a trip down memory Lane 0:05:29.440 --> 0:05:31.599 and I thoroughly enjoyed it, and I thought it was 0:05:31.720 --> 0:05:33.120 very relevant to the conversation. 0:05:33.520 --> 0:05:35.760 And I was told to shush and that it was 0:05:36.040 --> 0:05:40.359 not relevant to So why we were all deep in 0:05:40.680 --> 0:05:41.680 watching bread and. 0:05:41.600 --> 0:05:43.599 Like whilst I was at the peak of my feet, 0:05:43.600 --> 0:05:46.080 like I was invested. We were sitting there on the couch, 0:05:46.160 --> 0:05:48.800 Mitch and I hand in hand, like really absorbed. 0:05:48.800 --> 0:05:51.560 And then Keisha goes, I've been to Africa, I did 0:05:51.600 --> 0:05:53.839 the bungee jump and the Gorge suite. Let me show 0:05:53.880 --> 0:05:54.320 you photos. 0:05:54.360 --> 0:05:56.160 And we're like, Keisha, not now, And you were like, 0:05:56.360 --> 0:05:58.719 hold on, I've even got a video recording of me 0:05:58.839 --> 0:06:06.720 Screaming's put that in here. Let's include the scream of Keisha. 0:06:07.160 --> 0:06:09.560 The reason the video is so funny is it because 0:06:09.600 --> 0:06:13.480 I sound like them being stabbed. It's it's not a cute, 0:06:13.520 --> 0:06:16.640 girly scream. That's true, that's a terrified scream. And also 0:06:16.760 --> 0:06:20.279 I was really terrified because from the time that it 0:06:20.400 --> 0:06:22.839 took for them to wrap towels and a bungee cort 0:06:22.880 --> 0:06:24.599 around my feet to the point of which I was 0:06:24.640 --> 0:06:28.240 plummeting off of that bridge was less than fifteen seconds. Okay, 0:06:28.400 --> 0:06:30.760 there were no checks. There was not me going are 0:06:30.800 --> 0:06:33.480 you sure I know we do this day in day out? 0:06:33.640 --> 0:06:33.839 Off? 0:06:33.880 --> 0:06:36.760 You go jump off, hurry up, you're holding up the schedule. 0:06:36.800 --> 0:06:39.240 There's twenty people behind you. I can't bungee jump. I 0:06:39.279 --> 0:06:41.200 did try it when I was in New Zealand and 0:06:41.240 --> 0:06:43.320 I had a panic attack and matt ended up taking 0:06:43.360 --> 0:06:46.800 my bungee jump because we paid for two and I 0:06:46.800 --> 0:06:48.040 didn't want to waste the money. 0:06:48.520 --> 0:06:49.719 But this isn't about me. 0:06:50.000 --> 0:06:51.920 And last night when you were like tro she were 0:06:52.000 --> 0:06:54.680 like showing us the family photo album, we were like, Qija, 0:06:54.720 --> 0:06:56.320 now is not the time. 0:06:56.760 --> 0:06:57.480 Now is not the time. 0:06:57.520 --> 0:06:59.479 There's always that one friend who wants to show you 0:06:59.520 --> 0:07:01.600 photos from their holiday that they had four years ago. 0:07:01.720 --> 0:07:04.960 Sorry, when was the last time you were with wild rhinos? Okay? 0:07:05.160 --> 0:07:07.920 When was the last time you saw a zebra milking? 0:07:08.000 --> 0:07:10.720 It's calf. I don't even know if it's called a calf. 0:07:10.680 --> 0:07:13.520 But I have had those experiences, and I thought, I did, 0:07:13.720 --> 0:07:14.840 I did, I do? 0:07:14.960 --> 0:07:15.640 And I do. 0:07:15.800 --> 0:07:17.440 Look, it wasn't the time of the wait stop, can 0:07:17.480 --> 0:07:19.240 we just play that audio again one more time? 0:07:21.560 --> 0:07:22.000 Perfect? 0:07:22.160 --> 0:07:24.240 I'm glad we've all experienced it. It wasn't the time 0:07:24.240 --> 0:07:26.360 of the place, all right. It was meant to be 0:07:26.400 --> 0:07:28.800 about Britt. She did a really good job. But all 0:07:28.840 --> 0:07:30.520 I could think about when she was on that platform 0:07:30.560 --> 0:07:32.320 is that this is right. It went and wild up 0:07:32.320 --> 0:07:37.400 in the Gold Coast, standing there and there's. 0:07:37.200 --> 0:07:39.600 Water rushing down your back and you wear this shell thing. 0:07:40.000 --> 0:07:43.600 People that have been they know, but this is rogan 0:07:43.680 --> 0:07:45.560 I'm here for. There's four of you in a row, 0:07:45.600 --> 0:07:47.600 and you're all looking at each other, going why are 0:07:47.680 --> 0:07:48.560 we doing this? 0:07:48.560 --> 0:07:50.080 This is an opt in situation? 0:07:50.200 --> 0:07:53.000 And then the floor falls from beneath you, and I 0:07:53.040 --> 0:07:53.800 will say. 0:07:53.760 --> 0:07:58.080 You get a free enima it really? Oh gross. 0:07:58.120 --> 0:08:00.480 I've just thought about what would be in that water. Oh, 0:08:00.520 --> 0:08:02.240 I don't want I don't want to do that ever again. No, 0:08:02.280 --> 0:08:03.679 you just clinch shut. 0:08:04.800 --> 0:08:06.840 I say this because I made the mistake at Wet 0:08:06.880 --> 0:08:08.800 and Wild and I got a free enement there, and 0:08:08.840 --> 0:08:10.239 now I don't go on water slides. 0:08:10.960 --> 0:08:12.360 Actually it wasn't Wet and Wild. It was the one 0:08:12.360 --> 0:08:16.840 in Bali, but it was closed. It was not good. 0:08:17.320 --> 0:08:19.720 That was the closest thing I have experienced to what 0:08:19.800 --> 0:08:21.560 Brute went through. And I think she did a really 0:08:21.600 --> 0:08:24.480 good job because it was really terrifying for me. And 0:08:24.560 --> 0:08:27.000 I'm not scared of heights out Wet and Wild. Yeah, 0:08:27.040 --> 0:08:28.440 and she was over a gorge. 0:08:28.600 --> 0:08:30.360 I'm interested to see. I mean, obviously we're going to 0:08:30.400 --> 0:08:32.160 talk about the show. It's not going to be the 0:08:32.200 --> 0:08:34.640 only thing we talk about, we promised. But last night 0:08:34.720 --> 0:08:36.120 was a very big night. It was the very first 0:08:36.120 --> 0:08:39.800 time that Britt entered, and I am excited to see 0:08:40.000 --> 0:08:43.160 how some of the other contestants go, in particular someone 0:08:43.200 --> 0:08:46.240 like Sky Wheatley, because I know her from social media. 0:08:46.640 --> 0:08:48.760 I know the version of herself that she presents on 0:08:48.760 --> 0:08:52.040 social media. I also know that she can be quite polarizing. 0:08:52.120 --> 0:08:54.440 People either love her or they hate her, and I 0:08:54.480 --> 0:08:57.880 think that we're very critical of influences and of social 0:08:57.920 --> 0:09:02.160 media personalities, and last night she came in with a 0:09:02.320 --> 0:09:05.320 lot of personality and she was very herself, I guess. 0:09:05.360 --> 0:09:08.200 And on one instance she also had a moment where 0:09:08.200 --> 0:09:10.080 she put her hand into the box and she got 0:09:10.120 --> 0:09:11.560 bitten by a snake and she had to get a 0:09:11.559 --> 0:09:14.240 star out and that sort of stuff is quite endearing 0:09:14.320 --> 0:09:18.080 to see people overcome their fears. So I wonder how 0:09:18.520 --> 0:09:20.280 this is going to play out for all of the 0:09:20.320 --> 0:09:23.200 participants and who's going to get their redemption arc, who's 0:09:23.240 --> 0:09:26.320 going to be seen more humanized on TV? Who is 0:09:26.360 --> 0:09:29.079 it going to really kind of like display their personality 0:09:29.120 --> 0:09:31.199 in a more authentic way and we're going to dislike it? 0:09:31.240 --> 0:09:33.240 And I find that a really interesting part of how 0:09:33.240 --> 0:09:35.480 these reality shows play out me too. 0:09:35.960 --> 0:09:38.520 My favorite moment of last night was actually when Britt 0:09:38.679 --> 0:09:41.559 got into the camp and she saw. 0:09:41.400 --> 0:09:45.000 Ellie Cole Elie, Ellie Love Ellie. She's amazing. 0:09:45.080 --> 0:09:48.040 She is the most decorated Paralympic athlete I think we've 0:09:48.040 --> 0:09:50.280 ever had in Australia, so most medals of all time. 0:09:50.360 --> 0:09:52.640 And she was on the podcast with you guys about 0:09:52.679 --> 0:09:54.320 a year ago. It'd have to be about it year. 0:09:54.360 --> 0:09:55.640 It was in January last year year. 0:09:55.880 --> 0:09:57.800 I'll actually link that episode in the show notes so 0:09:57.800 --> 0:09:59.040 that you can go back and listen to it because 0:09:59.040 --> 0:10:01.600 it was such a good episode. Ellie is a straight shooter, 0:10:01.800 --> 0:10:03.200 she tells it how it is. I think she's going 0:10:03.280 --> 0:10:05.880 to make such good TV because she is not the 0:10:05.920 --> 0:10:08.600 type of person that will sugarcoat her opinions, and she's 0:10:08.720 --> 0:10:09.439 really funny. 0:10:09.720 --> 0:10:13.000 Well this is now, so you know, Ripeter Maths, I'm 0:10:13.040 --> 0:10:14.320 a celebrity, to get me out of here. Don't think 0:10:14.320 --> 0:10:16.320 I would ever say that. There has never been a 0:10:16.320 --> 0:10:17.960 time in history that I have said that, and I 0:10:18.000 --> 0:10:21.040 probably will never say it again. But in the competition 0:10:21.120 --> 0:10:24.480 of the ratings war between the two Juggernauts, this is 0:10:24.559 --> 0:10:26.400 kind of the perfect time that I'm a celebrity has 0:10:26.440 --> 0:10:29.680 dropped because I personally have been finding Maths very boring 0:10:30.040 --> 0:10:33.240 and I'm ready for something new and obviously our girl, Britt. 0:10:33.240 --> 0:10:34.839 We all need to support her. We all need to 0:10:34.840 --> 0:10:37.240 get behind it. Even if you're not watching it, go 0:10:37.320 --> 0:10:40.320 and vote for her. The voting opens tonight, which is 0:10:40.400 --> 0:10:42.959 Monday night, So if you watch Monday night's episode, you 0:10:43.000 --> 0:10:45.679 can start voting for the participants. And we need to 0:10:45.720 --> 0:10:49.040 make Brittany a winner. Queen brittey Te speaking of. 0:10:49.400 --> 0:10:51.120 The day that this comes out, because it will be 0:10:51.200 --> 0:10:53.600 last night that you can vote for britt Well. Today's 0:10:53.600 --> 0:10:59.199 a special day, Laura d da du everyone together, hoopy hoot. 0:11:00.040 --> 0:11:01.800 But you're not going to sing it from front to back. 0:11:01.920 --> 0:11:03.559 I don't think anyone from back to the crack. 0:11:03.800 --> 0:11:07.080 You want me to from back to Yeah, I get 0:11:07.120 --> 0:11:08.480 the whole studio in here. 0:11:08.559 --> 0:11:15.800 Happy birthday too. I'm joking. Don't you hate it when 0:11:15.840 --> 0:11:18.040 people are singing Happy birthday to you. There's a group 0:11:18.080 --> 0:11:19.160 of people and you're. 0:11:19.000 --> 0:11:20.720 The one behind the cake, and you don't know what 0:11:20.760 --> 0:11:22.839 the fuck to do with your hands or your eyes, and. 0:11:22.800 --> 0:11:23.280 You're like this. 0:11:24.360 --> 0:11:26.720 I'm gonna be honest, I think I'm an anomaly. I 0:11:26.800 --> 0:11:28.880 kind of like it. I kind of like it having 0:11:28.920 --> 0:11:31.840 Happy Birthday being sung to me. I don't like the attention. 0:11:32.559 --> 0:11:34.679 I just think it's such a novelty that I don't 0:11:34.679 --> 0:11:37.679 mind it. People who say that they get so embarrassed 0:11:37.679 --> 0:11:40.760 by having happy birthdays, I'm like, get go touch grass. 0:11:41.280 --> 0:11:43.440 If that is what embarrasses. 0:11:42.840 --> 0:11:45.320 You, you need to do a shit on the street 0:11:45.480 --> 0:11:47.520 or something that's truly embarrassing, like. 0:11:47.720 --> 0:11:49.840 I don't know when everyone at the restaurant doings in 0:11:49.920 --> 0:11:52.320 and you're like, oh, they're all looking at me. I 0:11:52.360 --> 0:11:53.920 don't know what to do it for me. It's really 0:11:53.920 --> 0:11:55.320 I don't know what to do with my hands or 0:11:55.360 --> 0:12:01.680 my I like this, I'll do anyway. I think that 0:12:01.760 --> 0:12:03.520 over the course of the years that I have known you, 0:12:04.200 --> 0:12:06.320 we have really put an emphasis on mine and Brute's 0:12:06.320 --> 0:12:08.560 birthday because it's on the same day, and so it's 0:12:08.600 --> 0:12:10.800 a bit of a two for one special. And I 0:12:10.840 --> 0:12:13.880 don't feel as though we've given you enough airtime for 0:12:13.960 --> 0:12:16.080 your birthdays, and so I want to give you airtime 0:12:16.120 --> 0:12:21.160 for your birthdays. I want everyone all miss about your birthday. 0:12:21.480 --> 0:12:24.120 I have ordered you a birthday present. I'm really sorry 0:12:24.120 --> 0:12:26.079 that I wasn't organized enough that it would be here 0:12:26.160 --> 0:12:28.600 on time for me to give it to you. But 0:12:28.640 --> 0:12:31.120 by the time this goes live, you might have it, 0:12:31.400 --> 0:12:33.360 and I think you'll like it, and I think you 0:12:33.440 --> 0:12:34.920 have a pretty good idea as to what. 0:12:34.840 --> 0:12:36.960 It might be. I know that has to do with plants. 0:12:37.000 --> 0:12:40.600 Birthdays to me are not And when I say like, 0:12:40.640 --> 0:12:42.560 I don't care about people singing happy birthday to me 0:12:42.559 --> 0:12:44.360 in a restaurant. It's not because I want people to 0:12:44.360 --> 0:12:46.520 make a big deal about me. I often forget how 0:12:46.520 --> 0:12:48.680 old I am. I sometimes have to type in my 0:12:48.840 --> 0:12:51.520 date of birth into Google to remember if I'm thirty 0:12:51.559 --> 0:12:54.920 eight or thirty seven, which Google told me half an 0:12:54.960 --> 0:12:57.280 hour ago. I'm thirty seven turning thirty eight. When I 0:12:57.360 --> 0:12:59.600 was twenty six, I had an whole entire year where 0:12:59.600 --> 0:13:01.400 I thought I was a different age to what I was. 0:13:01.640 --> 0:13:03.040 I thought, how did you party? 0:13:03.120 --> 0:13:03.320 They? 0:13:06.800 --> 0:13:09.280 I thought I was twenty seven, And so I had 0:13:09.280 --> 0:13:12.480 my twenty six birthday twice because I'd already celebrated my 0:13:12.480 --> 0:13:15.800 twenty six birthday. And then somebody, when I was seemingly 0:13:15.840 --> 0:13:17.559 turning twenty seven said to me, you know you're only 0:13:17.559 --> 0:13:18.200 turning twenty six. 0:13:18.280 --> 0:13:20.760 And I was like, wow, that something happened to me. 0:13:21.280 --> 0:13:23.400 And I don't know what it was. I have a 0:13:23.440 --> 0:13:24.040 few theories. 0:13:26.000 --> 0:13:27.760 So anyway, yeah, look, Matt and I are going to 0:13:27.760 --> 0:13:30.360 go out for dinner. But apart from that, nothing too 0:13:30.559 --> 0:13:33.600 exciting is happening. We may do a lunch at our house, 0:13:33.679 --> 0:13:35.600 but that's going to be in mid April, and that 0:13:35.760 --> 0:13:37.760 is because somebody else is organizing it and I don't 0:13:37.760 --> 0:13:40.000 have to do anything which is nice. That is the 0:13:40.280 --> 0:13:41.760 just the birthday celebration, right. 0:13:41.840 --> 0:13:44.480 We spoke about this last year on my birthday, and 0:13:44.559 --> 0:13:47.360 I think I realized that i'd kind of like I'd 0:13:47.400 --> 0:13:49.320 said that I wasn't at all a birthday person. But 0:13:49.360 --> 0:13:50.880 as it turns out, it's just because I've been really 0:13:50.880 --> 0:13:53.360 disappointed on my birthday before. So maybe I'm met half 0:13:53.400 --> 0:13:55.760 a birthday person. But I actually I believe you. 0:13:55.760 --> 0:13:57.360 When you say you're not a birthday person. 0:13:57.800 --> 0:13:59.800 But I want you to know that we love you 0:13:59.840 --> 0:14:02.959 so much and we're very proud of everything you've achieved. 0:14:03.000 --> 0:14:05.440 By the time you're thirty eight, Is this all thirty nine? 0:14:05.520 --> 0:14:09.400 Who knows? Is this like what you thought life would 0:14:09.440 --> 0:14:10.800 be like as a thirty eight year old. 0:14:10.920 --> 0:14:13.720 I don't know in terms of like life progression. I'm 0:14:13.800 --> 0:14:16.480 so happy with where I'm at in life. I'm so 0:14:16.720 --> 0:14:20.920 grateful for my relationship. I'm so grateful for my children. 0:14:21.040 --> 0:14:23.040 I'm so grateful for the work that I get to 0:14:23.080 --> 0:14:28.040 do for my businesses. I never could have thought that 0:14:28.080 --> 0:14:30.880 my life would be here. And so then sometimes I 0:14:30.920 --> 0:14:32.880 think when you feel like you have so much to 0:14:32.920 --> 0:14:35.480 be happy for, you have to downplay that because you, 0:14:35.800 --> 0:14:38.560 like I understand it. Yeah, and it's such a privilege, 0:14:38.600 --> 0:14:40.280 and I know I work incredibly hard for the things 0:14:40.320 --> 0:14:42.080 that I have, But at the same time, like I 0:14:42.120 --> 0:14:45.360 got fucking lucky in terms of the relationship situation. I 0:14:45.400 --> 0:14:48.400 know that because I was so unlucky prior to meeting Matt. 0:14:48.600 --> 0:14:50.680 But maybe that also is a reason why for me 0:14:50.800 --> 0:14:54.200 now the years, I'm not defined by a birthday year 0:14:54.280 --> 0:14:57.320 because I'm so grateful that I have someone in my 0:14:57.320 --> 0:14:58.880 life who makes me feel special all the time. 0:14:59.120 --> 0:15:01.400 Last year, when we did speak about this, someone wrote 0:15:01.440 --> 0:15:03.600 into us and they had a really good point about this, 0:15:03.680 --> 0:15:07.000 and they said, I am a birthday person because it 0:15:07.080 --> 0:15:09.480 is one of the only things that is just about 0:15:09.480 --> 0:15:11.760 me that we celebrate as an adult. You know, a 0:15:11.760 --> 0:15:13.520 lot of the other things that we celebrate have to 0:15:13.560 --> 0:15:15.960 do with relationship success or what. 0:15:15.920 --> 0:15:18.480 Would be deemed as success in little quotation marks. 0:15:19.080 --> 0:15:21.680 And so yeah, I really hope that we can make 0:15:21.920 --> 0:15:24.560 you feel special on your thirty eighth birthday. 0:15:24.680 --> 0:15:26.480 Guys, you make me feel special all the time. 0:15:26.480 --> 0:15:28.840 Though, I am also very grateful for everyone in the 0:15:28.880 --> 0:15:33.040 Facebook community for their good recommendations of gifts to get Laura, 0:15:33.160 --> 0:15:36.920 because Laura, you are the hardest person to buy a gift. 0:15:37.040 --> 0:15:37.760 Don't die anything. 0:15:37.840 --> 0:15:39.720 I actually struggle so much to get you a gift 0:15:39.760 --> 0:15:41.720 because you're not materialistic. 0:15:41.080 --> 0:15:42.960 But I do want the propagation station. 0:15:43.880 --> 0:15:46.760 Usually not being materialistic is a good thing, but it's 0:15:46.840 --> 0:15:48.840 really bloody hard when it comes to presents. But you 0:15:48.840 --> 0:15:51.200 also don't like massages and stuff that could be like 0:15:51.200 --> 0:15:52.000 an easy just. 0:15:52.000 --> 0:15:54.160 Gift, so I like food. 0:15:54.280 --> 0:15:59.040 I was really hopeful on Friday when I posted in 0:15:59.080 --> 0:16:01.880 the Facebook group you had I'd seen you that day 0:16:01.920 --> 0:16:03.720 and you were busy at Tony May and I thought 0:16:03.760 --> 0:16:05.480 you had shit on for the whole day, so I 0:16:05.520 --> 0:16:07.640 thought I was safe. I also didn't know how to 0:16:07.640 --> 0:16:10.280 block a post from someone being able to see it. 0:16:10.320 --> 0:16:11.960 I don't think you can block a post from the 0:16:11.960 --> 0:16:14.000 person who owns the Facebook page. 0:16:14.280 --> 0:16:15.440 I don't think you care. 0:16:15.520 --> 0:16:17.280 Maybe I could have just blocked you for the day 0:16:17.320 --> 0:16:19.440 and then you couldn't have seen it. But I did 0:16:19.480 --> 0:16:22.760 ask for some help about gifts in the Facebook group. 0:16:22.640 --> 0:16:24.920 And you guys came through. Oh yeah, you were good. 0:16:25.080 --> 0:16:27.600 I asked for the other green thumbed goddesses to give 0:16:27.600 --> 0:16:29.960 me their plant recommendations because I am not a green 0:16:30.000 --> 0:16:30.640 thumbed goddess. 0:16:30.680 --> 0:16:31.640 Say that three times. 0:16:31.520 --> 0:16:34.240