Speaker 1: Life Uncut acknowledges the traditional custodians of country whose lands
Speaker 1: were never seated.
Speaker 2: We pay our respects to their elders past and present.
Speaker 3: Always was, always will be Aboriginal Land. This episode was
Speaker 3: recorded on Drug Wallamuta Land.
Speaker 2: Hi guys, and.
Speaker 1: Welcome back to another episode of Life Uncut. I'm Laura
Speaker 1: and I produced a Keisha filling in for brit because
Speaker 1: she has entered the jungle.
Speaker 3: And last night Kish and Mitch Jury came over to
Speaker 3: my house and we sat there and we all sat
Speaker 3: there like nervous parents.
Speaker 2: Watching Britt enter into the.
Speaker 3: Jungle also took their sweetlass time. I was like, is
Speaker 3: she even on this episode?
Speaker 1: I started to feel as though we were going to
Speaker 1: have to come back tonight and watch Brit actually into
Speaker 1: the jungle.
Speaker 2: But they did eventually.
Speaker 1: Get there, and I was actually really impressed with the cast.
Speaker 1: I know every year everyone's like, who the fuck is that?
Speaker 1: And usually sometimes sometimes I'm like, genuinely fair, no clue
Speaker 1: that person is. But it's usually because you know, I'm
Speaker 1: an NRL girl, it will be because they're an AFL person.
Speaker 2: You know, it would be because they're not in my
Speaker 2: niche categories.
Speaker 3: I like that you use that example, but that's exactly
Speaker 3: what played out on last night's episode. The only person
Speaker 3: that we were all like, who the fuck is that
Speaker 3: was some guy who was, you know, an ex AFL
Speaker 3: player and they.
Speaker 2: One from Victoria, South Australia, Western Australia. Right now are.
Speaker 3: Screaming sorry, sorry, it should come as no surprise after
Speaker 3: five years, but I'm not football, doesn't.
Speaker 1: It doesn't get me juices going. It's not to me.
Speaker 1: People are unsubscribing.
Speaker 2: Sorry.
Speaker 3: The thing I don't understand and we'll never understand about
Speaker 3: I'm a celebrity is why people don't lie. What I'm
Speaker 3: saying is okay. So brit is petrified of heights. It's
Speaker 3: probably the.
Speaker 1: One thing that she deeply, deeply cannot do and doesn't
Speaker 1: ever want to put herself in that situation. She has
Speaker 1: no interest in skydiving, she has no interest in bungee jumping.
Speaker 1: But the girl is competitive and will do pretty much
Speaker 1: everything right. So that to me is I guess it's
Speaker 1: a surprise.
Speaker 3: Like I would have thought had I not known Brit,
Speaker 3: that she would have been okay with those sorts of
Speaker 3: things because she seeks out adrenaline in other ways. Yes,
Speaker 3: but she last night had to go out. She walked
Speaker 3: out into this little plank. It was like a trapdoor
Speaker 3: and then it's like over the top of a gorge
Speaker 3: or something.
Speaker 2: And they trapped the door too so you could see
Speaker 2: through it.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and then it opens and you plummet down, and
Speaker 3: at the same time you had to recite a number
Speaker 3: that was in front of yourself. And majority of people
Speaker 3: who were there doing it, there was five of them
Speaker 3: were okay with it, even if they were scared. They
Speaker 3: had processes pretty well. And Britt was.
Speaker 2: It was actually so hard to watch. She was in tears.
Speaker 3: She was visibly uncomfortable with the whole situation. And my
Speaker 3: question is, why the fuck.
Speaker 2: Didn't she just lie and say that she was scared
Speaker 2: of snakes?
Speaker 1: Why would you give Like we've done reality TV, we
Speaker 1: know how this works.
Speaker 2: Why would you give them the truth? I would lie?
Speaker 3: Why didn't she say that she's petrified of reptiles and
Speaker 3: then she would have had to have done the snake
Speaker 3: challenge or something.
Speaker 2: Why they're afire of ice cream? Oh, it would be
Speaker 2: so bad if it just fell from the zeiling. Sleep
Speaker 2: petrifies me. Don't let me near it.
Speaker 3: I haven't slept in years, not because I can't, but
Speaker 3: because I'm fucking petrified of it.
Speaker 2: Caffeine makes me psychotic. Yeah, so that would be a
Speaker 2: really really bad TV for you if you were to
Speaker 2: give me coffee. Yeah, terrible, terrible.
Speaker 1: See.
Speaker 3: So I don't understand why people are honest about these
Speaker 3: things because you know it's going to be used against you.
Speaker 1: I also don't, and I don't know why britain't because
Speaker 1: she does know better.
Speaker 2: But yeah, absolutely know it's better. You're right.
Speaker 1: But she did a really good job, and I think
Speaker 1: that they very much deliberately put her in the position
Speaker 1: where she was the one who was going to have
Speaker 1: to fall through the trap door instead of doing the
Speaker 1: red tiles.
Speaker 3: So can you imagine how so like the amount of
Speaker 3: drama that they managed to get over those few minutes.
Speaker 3: It might have been like maybe five minutes of Brita
Speaker 3: on screen where they were like really drawing out the
Speaker 3: intensity of how scared she was. What it made me
Speaker 3: think at the time was how long they would have
Speaker 3: had her standing out on that plank for that would
Speaker 3: have been filmed over twenty five minutes, half an hour,
Speaker 3: just to try and get as much fear out of
Speaker 3: her as possible and.
Speaker 2: That I hate.
Speaker 3: That makes me feel even worse for her. And I
Speaker 3: felt like a proud mum. You know when you when
Speaker 3: you're so nervous. Okay, no one, no one's gonna know
Speaker 3: this because like we don't have children who are old
Speaker 3: enough to deal with this majority of listeners. But I
Speaker 3: remember if I was competing in something and my mum
Speaker 3: would be so nervous that she'd be almost crying for me,
Speaker 3: and I'd be like, settle down, mom, No, you know
Speaker 3: your parents didn't do that.
Speaker 2: But she absolutely didn't do that. They're like, go out
Speaker 2: there and win, you know, coming home because my win,
Speaker 2: my love is conditional, you little shit. That's really hard
Speaker 2: to really like she cared that. That's really calm.
Speaker 3: No, not for me, for more for my sister and gymnastics,
Speaker 3: but like it's you know, I recognized it in her. No,
Speaker 3: even when I was doing when I did Dancing with
Speaker 3: the Stars, like Matt had it, he was so nervous
Speaker 3: for me that he couldn't but he just couldn't. He
Speaker 3: was so nervous. And that's how I felt last night
Speaker 3: for Britt sitting on the couch, I was like, oh
Speaker 3: my god, my child, they're gonna throw her off a
Speaker 3: little platform.
Speaker 2: Or so worried about it, but she did good.
Speaker 1: Guys, I don't hate them for it made when I
Speaker 1: was thinking about the situation, it's the anticipation of that
Speaker 1: floor falling beneath you that's worse. It's not the fact
Speaker 1: that she's at a height, like if that were me,
Speaker 1: I've been bungee jumping, and oh, we know, kich.
Speaker 2: Oh, we know, so there's a ride. I went lyle wait,
Speaker 2: why do we know?
Speaker 1: Because last night we took a trip down memory Lane
Speaker 1: and I thoroughly enjoyed it, and I thought it was
Speaker 1: very relevant to the conversation.
Speaker 2: And I was told to shush and that it was
Speaker 2: not relevant to So why we were all deep in
Speaker 2: watching bread and.
Speaker 3: Like whilst I was at the peak of my feet,
Speaker 3: like I was invested. We were sitting there on the couch,
Speaker 3: Mitch and I hand in hand, like really absorbed.
Speaker 2: And then Keisha goes, I've been to Africa, I did
Speaker 2: the bungee jump and the Gorge suite. Let me show
Speaker 2: you photos.
Speaker 3: And we're like, Keisha, not now, And you were like,
Speaker 3: hold on, I've even got a video recording of me
Speaker 3: Screaming's put that in here. Let's include the scream of Keisha.
Speaker 1: The reason the video is so funny is it because
Speaker 1: I sound like them being stabbed. It's it's not a cute,
Speaker 1: girly scream. That's true, that's a terrified scream. And also
Speaker 1: I was really terrified because from the time that it
Speaker 1: took for them to wrap towels and a bungee cort
Speaker 1: around my feet to the point of which I was
Speaker 1: plummeting off of that bridge was less than fifteen seconds. Okay,
Speaker 1: there were no checks. There was not me going are
Speaker 1: you sure I know we do this day in day out?
Speaker 2: Off?
Speaker 3: You go jump off, hurry up, you're holding up the schedule.
Speaker 3: There's twenty people behind you. I can't bungee jump. I
Speaker 3: did try it when I was in New Zealand and
Speaker 3: I had a panic attack and matt ended up taking
Speaker 3: my bungee jump because we paid for two and I
Speaker 3: didn't want to waste the money.
Speaker 2: But this isn't about me.
Speaker 3: And last night when you were like tro she were
Speaker 3: like showing us the family photo album, we were like, Qija,
Speaker 3: now is not the time.
Speaker 2: Now is not the time.
Speaker 3: There's always that one friend who wants to show you
Speaker 3: photos from their holiday that they had four years ago.
Speaker 2: Sorry, when was the last time you were with wild rhinos? Okay?
Speaker 2: When was the last time you saw a zebra milking?
Speaker 2: It's calf. I don't even know if it's called a calf.
Speaker 1: But I have had those experiences, and I thought, I did,
Speaker 1: I did, I do?
Speaker 2: And I do.
Speaker 1: Look, it wasn't the time of the wait stop, can
Speaker 1: we just play that audio again one more time?
Speaker 2: Perfect?
Speaker 1: I'm glad we've all experienced it. It wasn't the time
Speaker 1: of the place, all right. It was meant to be
Speaker 1: about Britt. She did a really good job. But all
Speaker 1: I could think about when she was on that platform
Speaker 1: is that this is right. It went and wild up
Speaker 1: in the Gold Coast, standing there and there's.
Speaker 2: Water rushing down your back and you wear this shell thing.
Speaker 1: People that have been they know, but this is rogan
Speaker 1: I'm here for. There's four of you in a row,
Speaker 1: and you're all looking at each other, going why are
Speaker 1: we doing this?
Speaker 2: This is an opt in situation?
Speaker 1: And then the floor falls from beneath you, and I
Speaker 1: will say.
Speaker 2: You get a free enima it really? Oh gross.
Speaker 1: I've just thought about what would be in that water. Oh,
Speaker 1: I don't want I don't want to do that ever again. No,
Speaker 1: you just clinch shut.
Speaker 3: I say this because I made the mistake at Wet
Speaker 3: and Wild and I got a free enement there, and
Speaker 3: now I don't go on water slides.
Speaker 2: Actually it wasn't Wet and Wild. It was the one
Speaker 2: in Bali, but it was closed. It was not good.
Speaker 1: That was the closest thing I have experienced to what
Speaker 1: Brute went through. And I think she did a really
Speaker 1: good job because it was really terrifying for me. And
Speaker 1: I'm not scared of heights out Wet and Wild. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and she was over a gorge.
Speaker 3: I'm interested to see. I mean, obviously we're going to
Speaker 3: talk about the show. It's not going to be the
Speaker 3: only thing we talk about, we promised. But last night
Speaker 3: was a very big night. It was the very first
Speaker 3: time that Britt entered, and I am excited to see
Speaker 3: how some of the other contestants go, in particular someone
Speaker 3: like Sky Wheatley, because I know her from social media.
Speaker 3: I know the version of herself that she presents on
Speaker 3: social media. I also know that she can be quite polarizing.
Speaker 3: People either love her or they hate her, and I
Speaker 3: think that we're very critical of influences and of social
Speaker 3: media personalities, and last night she came in with a
Speaker 3: lot of personality and she was very herself, I guess.
Speaker 3: And on one instance she also had a moment where
Speaker 3: she put her hand into the box and she got
Speaker 3: bitten by a snake and she had to get a
Speaker 3: star out and that sort of stuff is quite endearing
Speaker 3: to see people overcome their fears. So I wonder how
Speaker 3: this is going to play out for all of the
Speaker 3: participants and who's going to get their redemption arc, who's
Speaker 3: going to be seen more humanized on TV? Who is
Speaker 3: it going to really kind of like display their personality
Speaker 3: in a more authentic way and we're going to dislike it?
Speaker 3: And I find that a really interesting part of how
Speaker 3: these reality shows play out me too.
Speaker 1: My favorite moment of last night was actually when Britt
Speaker 1: got into the camp and she saw.
Speaker 2: Ellie Cole Elie, Ellie Love Ellie. She's amazing.
Speaker 1: She is the most decorated Paralympic athlete I think we've
Speaker 1: ever had in Australia, so most medals of all time.
Speaker 2: And she was on the podcast with you guys about
Speaker 2: a year ago. It'd have to be about it year.
Speaker 2: It was in January last year year.
Speaker 1: I'll actually link that episode in the show notes so
Speaker 1: that you can go back and listen to it because
Speaker 1: it was such a good episode. Ellie is a straight shooter,
Speaker 1: she tells it how it is. I think she's going
Speaker 1: to make such good TV because she is not the
Speaker 1: type of person that will sugarcoat her opinions, and she's
Speaker 1: really funny.
Speaker 3: Well this is now, so you know, Ripeter Maths, I'm
Speaker 3: a celebrity, to get me out of here. Don't think
Speaker 3: I would ever say that. There has never been a
Speaker 3: time in history that I have said that, and I
Speaker 3: probably will never say it again. But in the competition
Speaker 3: of the ratings war between the two Juggernauts, this is
Speaker 3: kind of the perfect time that I'm a celebrity has
Speaker 3: dropped because I personally have been finding Maths very boring
Speaker 3: and I'm ready for something new and obviously our girl, Britt.
Speaker 3: We all need to support her. We all need to
Speaker 3: get behind it. Even if you're not watching it, go
Speaker 3: and vote for her. The voting opens tonight, which is
Speaker 3: Monday night, So if you watch Monday night's episode, you
Speaker 3: can start voting for the participants. And we need to
Speaker 3: make Brittany a winner. Queen brittey Te speaking of.
Speaker 1: The day that this comes out, because it will be
Speaker 1: last night that you can vote for britt Well. Today's
Speaker 1: a special day, Laura d da du everyone together, hoopy hoot.
Speaker 2: But you're not going to sing it from front to back.
Speaker 2: I don't think anyone from back to the crack.
Speaker 1: You want me to from back to Yeah, I get
Speaker 1: the whole studio in here.
Speaker 2: Happy birthday too. I'm joking. Don't you hate it when
Speaker 2: people are singing Happy birthday to you. There's a group
Speaker 2: of people and you're.
Speaker 1: The one behind the cake, and you don't know what
Speaker 1: the fuck to do with your hands or your eyes, and.
Speaker 2: You're like this.
Speaker 3: I'm gonna be honest, I think I'm an anomaly. I
Speaker 3: kind of like it. I kind of like it having
Speaker 3: Happy Birthday being sung to me. I don't like the attention.
Speaker 3: I just think it's such a novelty that I don't
Speaker 3: mind it. People who say that they get so embarrassed
Speaker 3: by having happy birthdays, I'm like, get go touch grass.
Speaker 2: If that is what embarrasses.
Speaker 3: You, you need to do a shit on the street
Speaker 3: or something that's truly embarrassing, like.
Speaker 1: I don't know when everyone at the restaurant doings in
Speaker 1: and you're like, oh, they're all looking at me. I
Speaker 1: don't know what to do it for me. It's really
Speaker 1: I don't know what to do with my hands or
Speaker 1: my I like this, I'll do anyway. I think that
Speaker 1: over the course of the years that I have known you,
Speaker 1: we have really put an emphasis on mine and Brute's
Speaker 1: birthday because it's on the same day, and so it's
Speaker 1: a bit of a two for one special. And I
Speaker 1: don't feel as though we've given you enough airtime for
Speaker 1: your birthdays, and so I want to give you airtime
Speaker 1: for your birthdays. I want everyone all miss about your birthday.
Speaker 1: I have ordered you a birthday present. I'm really sorry
Speaker 1: that I wasn't organized enough that it would be here
Speaker 1: on time for me to give it to you. But
Speaker 1: by the time this goes live, you might have it,
Speaker 1: and I think you'll like it, and I think you
Speaker 1: have a pretty good idea as to what.
Speaker 2: It might be. I know that has to do with plants.
Speaker 3: Birthdays to me are not And when I say like,
Speaker 3: I don't care about people singing happy birthday to me
Speaker 3: in a restaurant. It's not because I want people to
Speaker 3: make a big deal about me. I often forget how
Speaker 3: old I am. I sometimes have to type in my
Speaker 3: date of birth into Google to remember if I'm thirty
Speaker 3: eight or thirty seven, which Google told me half an
Speaker 3: hour ago. I'm thirty seven turning thirty eight. When I
Speaker 3: was twenty six, I had an whole entire year where
Speaker 3: I thought I was a different age to what I was.
Speaker 2: I thought, how did you party?
Speaker 1: They?
Speaker 3: I thought I was twenty seven, And so I had
Speaker 3: my twenty six birthday twice because I'd already celebrated my
Speaker 3: twenty six birthday. And then somebody, when I was seemingly
Speaker 3: turning twenty seven said to me, you know you're only
Speaker 3: turning twenty six.
Speaker 2: And I was like, wow, that something happened to me.
Speaker 2: And I don't know what it was. I have a
Speaker 2: few theories.
Speaker 3: So anyway, yeah, look, Matt and I are going to
Speaker 3: go out for dinner. But apart from that, nothing too
Speaker 3: exciting is happening. We may do a lunch at our house,
Speaker 3: but that's going to be in mid April, and that
Speaker 3: is because somebody else is organizing it and I don't
Speaker 3: have to do anything which is nice. That is the
Speaker 3: just the birthday celebration, right.
Speaker 1: We spoke about this last year on my birthday, and
Speaker 1: I think I realized that i'd kind of like I'd
Speaker 1: said that I wasn't at all a birthday person. But
Speaker 1: as it turns out, it's just because I've been really
Speaker 1: disappointed on my birthday before. So maybe I'm met half
Speaker 1: a birthday person. But I actually I believe you.
Speaker 2: When you say you're not a birthday person.
Speaker 1: But I want you to know that we love you
Speaker 1: so much and we're very proud of everything you've achieved.
Speaker 2: By the time you're thirty eight, Is this all thirty nine?
Speaker 2: Who knows? Is this like what you thought life would
Speaker 2: be like as a thirty eight year old.
Speaker 3: I don't know in terms of like life progression. I'm
Speaker 3: so happy with where I'm at in life. I'm so
Speaker 3: grateful for my relationship. I'm so grateful for my children.
Speaker 3: I'm so grateful for the work that I get to
Speaker 3: do for my businesses. I never could have thought that
Speaker 3: my life would be here. And so then sometimes I
Speaker 3: think when you feel like you have so much to
Speaker 3: be happy for, you have to downplay that because you,
Speaker 3: like I understand it. Yeah, and it's such a privilege,
Speaker 3: and I know I work incredibly hard for the things
Speaker 3: that I have, But at the same time, like I
Speaker 3: got fucking lucky in terms of the relationship situation. I
Speaker 3: know that because I was so unlucky prior to meeting Matt.
Speaker 3: But maybe that also is a reason why for me
Speaker 3: now the years, I'm not defined by a birthday year
Speaker 3: because I'm so grateful that I have someone in my
Speaker 3: life who makes me feel special all the time.
Speaker 1: Last year, when we did speak about this, someone wrote
Speaker 1: into us and they had a really good point about this,
Speaker 1: and they said, I am a birthday person because it
Speaker 1: is one of the only things that is just about
Speaker 1: me that we celebrate as an adult. You know, a
Speaker 1: lot of the other things that we celebrate have to
Speaker 1: do with relationship success or what.
Speaker 2: Would be deemed as success in little quotation marks.
Speaker 1: And so yeah, I really hope that we can make
Speaker 1: you feel special on your thirty eighth birthday.
Speaker 2: Guys, you make me feel special all the time.
Speaker 1: Though, I am also very grateful for everyone in the
Speaker 1: Facebook community for their good recommendations of gifts to get Laura,
Speaker 1: because Laura, you are the hardest person to buy a gift.
Speaker 2: Don't die anything.
Speaker 1: I actually struggle so much to get you a gift
Speaker 1: because you're not materialistic.
Speaker 2: But I do want the propagation station.
Speaker 1: Usually not being materialistic is a good thing, but it's
Speaker 1: really bloody hard when it comes to presents. But you
Speaker 1: also don't like massages and stuff that could be like
Speaker 1: an easy just.
Speaker 2: Gift, so I like food.
Speaker 1: I was really hopeful on Friday when I posted in
Speaker 1: the Facebook group you had I'd seen you that day
Speaker 1: and you were busy at Tony May and I thought
Speaker 1: you had shit on for the whole day, so I
Speaker 1: thought I was safe. I also didn't know how to
Speaker 1: block a post from someone being able to see it.
Speaker 3: I don't think you can block a post from the
Speaker 3: person who owns the Facebook page.
Speaker 2: I don't think you care.
Speaker 1: Maybe I could have just blocked you for the day
Speaker 1: and then you couldn't have seen it. But I did
Speaker 1: ask for some help about gifts in the Facebook group.
Speaker 2: And you guys came through. Oh yeah, you were good.
Speaker 1: I asked for the other green thumbed goddesses to give
Speaker 1: me their plant recommendations because I am not a green
Speaker 1: thumbed goddess.
Speaker 2: Say that three times.
Speaker 3: Quickly, green thumb goddess anyway, only a green thumb goddess,
Speaker 3: we say fast, we do.
Speaker 2: We do have a gift coming for you.
Speaker 1: I'm really sorry I wasn't organized in time for it
Speaker 1: to get here, but it is plant related and I
Speaker 1: think you're gonna love it.
Speaker 3: And I really really enjoyed the enthusiasm. But what I
Speaker 3: would like you all to know about me is that
Speaker 3: my obsession for house plants runs so deep.
Speaker 2: At the moment, it is so out of.
Speaker 3: Control that I would say I own ninety nine point
Speaker 3: nine percent of the things that were suggested in that threat.
Speaker 3: And that's when it dawned on me that I have
Speaker 3: a real problem. I was like, I just want to
Speaker 3: come downstairs on my birthday and I want Matt to
Speaker 3: have laid out garden soil in the lound room and
Speaker 3: just started a veggie patch with some all spectrum lights
Speaker 3: in my laundroom.
Speaker 2: That's what I want, and my entire table to be sprouting.
Speaker 2: Your kink's are weirds? Sorry? How did we end up
Speaker 2: here again? I don't know.
Speaker 1: Can I just say that there was one brand that
Speaker 1: kept on being brought up. I feel so stupid because
Speaker 1: I've now realized that it's wee the Wild. But for
Speaker 1: some reason, when I saw that written out as the website,
Speaker 1: I thought it was wet hey Wild.
Speaker 2: What like wet and wild? Why is it called wet
Speaker 2: he wild? Wet he Wild?
Speaker 4: And I kept on saying it to myself And it
Speaker 4: wasn't until like literally two hours had passed and I
Speaker 4: checked back in on the suggestions and someone had written
Speaker 4: wee the Wild and I was like, oh wow, I'd
Speaker 4: in this.
Speaker 2: I don't belong here. This is not my places, are
Speaker 2: not my people?
Speaker 1: Like?
Speaker 2: Does sound fun?
Speaker 1: Though?
Speaker 2: Well sign me up, babies, slap it on.
Speaker 3: We wanted to talk about the thing that everybody is
Speaker 3: talking about this weekend. Well, it's the news that hit
Speaker 3: the headlines on Saturday and it made so many of
Speaker 3: us ask the question should we feel bad? Kate Middleton,
Speaker 3: Princess Catherine. She came out with a public statement on Saturday,
Speaker 3: which would have been their Friday in the UK, saying
Speaker 3: that she had cancer and speaking about her cancer diagnosis
Speaker 3: and the fact that she was undergoing preventative chemotherapy. Now,
Speaker 3: as you guys all know because we spoke about it
Speaker 3: on the episode prior, Kate had been missing from public
Speaker 3: affairs for the majority of this year, and there had
Speaker 3: been a statement that had been released from the Royal
Speaker 3: family saying that Kate would not be present for royal
Speaker 3: duties until Easter due to a planned surgery that was
Speaker 3: happening on her stomach. Now, that did not stop the
Speaker 3: rumor mill from running absolutely fucking rafe, and there was
Speaker 3: so many conspiracy theories. The conspiracy theories had gotten out
Speaker 3: of control, namely because of the photoshop fail that we
Speaker 3: all saw happened last week where on Mother's Day in
Speaker 3: the UK, Kate posted a photo or a photo was
Speaker 3: obviously she didn't post it of her and the kids
Speaker 3: and it was then later said by Geddy that it
Speaker 3: was an AI generated image, it wasn't real, and then
Speaker 3: all hell broke loose. Now, some of the conspiracy theories
Speaker 3: that were surrounding this and that really got out of control,
Speaker 3: were things that maybe William was having an affair, the
Speaker 3: rumored affair from twenty nineteen was brought back to the
Speaker 3: surface and that maybe that affair had kicked off again.
Speaker 3: There were rumors around her health. There was rumors that
Speaker 3: maybe she had died and they were delaying the announcement
Speaker 3: of her death because of King Charles being currently undergoing
Speaker 3: cancer treatment as well.
Speaker 2: There were rumors of surgery.
Speaker 3: There was rumors of eating disorders and bolimia, and that
Speaker 3: she was having time for stomach surgery because of her bolimia.
Speaker 2: Have I missed anything here? There were a lot of rumors.
Speaker 2: There were so many we couldn't listen them all.
Speaker 3: Possibly for anybody who saw her videos statement, it was
Speaker 3: very humanizing to see Princess Kate sit there and speak
Speaker 3: candidly and say that she's undergoing cancer treatment. And I
Speaker 3: think for anybody who watched that, it was such an
Speaker 3: interesting way that she set it up, because the whole
Speaker 3: setup was thanking people for their kindness and their grace.
Speaker 3: But anyone who's been across the news cycle for the
Speaker 3: last couple of weeks knows that there has been zero kindness,
Speaker 3: zero grace. It has been unrelenting, the memes and the
Speaker 3: mockery of what it is that she all the reasons why,
Speaker 3: the fact that she's been missing. I think the really
Speaker 3: big question here is is how much privacy should be
Speaker 3: awarded to a family that not only lives off the
Speaker 3: public dollar, but also whose primary role is public facing,
Speaker 3: Like that's the big question is how much how much
Speaker 3: should we be sorry for the fact that there was
Speaker 3: speculation and the conspiracy theories that followed around Kate's disappearance
Speaker 3: when so much of what the Royal family gains is
Speaker 3: because they are public facing.
Speaker 2: I think there are two parts to this.
Speaker 1: I have not made it a secret that I'm not
Speaker 1: a fan of the Royal family, and I think it's
Speaker 1: important to acknowledge bias when we have these conversations. And
Speaker 1: this scenario has made me more solid in that opinion.
Speaker 1: And I know that there are people who are really
Speaker 1: going to disagree with me, and I'm okay with that,
Speaker 1: and I'm also okay that you have different opinions. There
Speaker 1: are two questions here, and one is do you think
Speaker 1: that they are entitled to complete privacy? And the other
Speaker 1: is should we feel guilty about the fact that we
Speaker 1: spatigate for this speculation or you know, bought into the
Speaker 1: conspiracy theories or had fun with it that we enjoyed
Speaker 1: the gossip of it. The first, on the privacy element,
Speaker 1: for anyone who lives in the public space, I think
Speaker 1: there's this balancing act of the fact that you are
Speaker 1: paid by the people, and therefore you should have transparency
Speaker 1: with them, but there is an element of, well, everyone
Speaker 1: deserves to be able to keep things private if it's
Speaker 1: something that's very sensitive and if it's something that they
Speaker 1: are working through at the time. I think for a
Speaker 1: normal person undergoing something like a cancer diagnosis, I've actually
Speaker 1: had this happen in my family, and I'm not going
Speaker 1: to give too many details, but someone in my immediate
Speaker 1: family took three months to tell us that they had
Speaker 1: received a cancer diagnosis, and at the time, that was
Speaker 1: a really shocking thing for us to hear. It's put
Speaker 1: a lot of questions about why didn't you tell us
Speaker 1: what was going on? And those things did end up
Speaker 1: being answered, and I don't necessarily agree with the answers,
Speaker 1: but I.
Speaker 2: Had to respect the fact that that's what they wanted
Speaker 2: to do.
Speaker 1: And a cancer diagnosis is such an individual thing, even
Speaker 1: though it affects so many people, how everyone processes that
Speaker 1: information is going to be really specific to the person,
Speaker 1: and so I normally think that people undergoing something like
Speaker 1: that are entitled to privacy. But when it becomes a
Speaker 1: royal member of this institution that is the monarchy, I
Speaker 1: question whether they traded that in to receive the role
Speaker 1: that they have. The main part of their job, I
Speaker 1: would argue, is being public facing. That's kind of what
Speaker 1: they do now. They don't have as much to do with,
Speaker 1: you know, ruling Great Britain as what they used to do,
Speaker 1: so their main job is to kind of bring awareness
Speaker 1: to certain causes that need them and attend public events
Speaker 1: and bring eyes to things that need eyes on them.
Speaker 2: And I don't think.
Speaker 1: That they are entitled to the same level of privacy
Speaker 1: is what other people are. I think that they made
Speaker 1: that deal with the devil.
Speaker 3: I guess the question though, is is not that they're
Speaker 3: not entitled to the same level of privacy.
Speaker 2: They don't.
Speaker 3: They don't receive anywhere near the same level of privacy
Speaker 3: that a normal person would receive.
Speaker 2: That's not even a comparable thing.
Speaker 3: But are they entitled to any privacy, especially when it
Speaker 3: is a bround something that is so sensitive, like a
Speaker 3: cancer diagnosis. My belief is yes, I think everybody is
Speaker 3: entitled no matter how much you've traded with the devil,
Speaker 3: we are all entitled to some sense of privacy or
Speaker 3: some sense around timelines of when you are able to
Speaker 3: talk about the things that's going on in your life.
Speaker 3: And I guess the question around Kate Middleton is we're
Speaker 3: expecting not only that she would give us transparency, but
Speaker 3: that she would be at a state of mind to
Speaker 3: be able to process what's happening to herself, to be
Speaker 3: able to also have those conversations with her children and
Speaker 3: then navigate the public space. I think the place where
Speaker 3: there's like a lack of empathy and a lack of
Speaker 3: sympathy for that is that the royal family has the
Speaker 3: most supposedly incredible pr team around them, the most incredible
Speaker 3: advisors that help to navigate these very very sensitive situations,
Speaker 3: so that when you and when I say, when you,
Speaker 3: when Kate Middleton is in a situation where she is
Speaker 3: experiencing something that is beyond maybe her comprehension or her
Speaker 3: ability to be able to reconcile how she feels about it,
Speaker 3: they're supposed to help guide her within a public space
Speaker 3: and protect her. And I think we can all agree
Speaker 3: that that system doesn't work and that that system did
Speaker 3: not serve to protect her in that instance. You know,
Speaker 3: the photoshop fail, the lack of conversation, the going underground,
Speaker 3: all of those things only create groundswell. And because of
Speaker 3: social media now and the way in which things can
Speaker 3: become viral, and the way in which conspiracy theories can
Speaker 3: spread like absolute wildfire. I think that that's where the
Speaker 3: real problems from. It's almost like not understanding or not
Speaker 3: realizing the impact it was going to have, or maybe
Speaker 3: they did realize the impact that it was going to have,
Speaker 3: that they didn't care enough to stop Kate Middleton from
Speaker 3: being like the sacrificial lamb in that situation. But I guess,
Speaker 3: ultimately for me, when I watched that announcement, I felt
Speaker 3: sad for her. I felt genuinely sad that there is
Speaker 3: a real woman at the bottom of all of this,
Speaker 3: the questioning as to whether we are entitled to or
Speaker 3: not entitled to the conspiracy theories. To me, it felt
Speaker 3: incredibly sad that there is a real person who has
Speaker 3: to sit there and explain what's going on in their
Speaker 3: body and face up to a camera in order to
Speaker 3: be believed. And even in doing that, they still were
Speaker 3: people who were like, this looks like AI to me.
Speaker 3: You know, this has the AI fuzz with some of
Speaker 3: the comments below the actual video, the announcement video, but
Speaker 3: for all the conversations we have around body autonomy, around
Speaker 3: you know, having the right to one's own sense of self.
Speaker 3: That is undermined in the case when it's someone of
Speaker 3: such a huge celebrity presence, I e. Kate Middleton, And
Speaker 3: when we talk about this idea, keish what you said,
Speaker 3: the trading of your privacy for all the benefits of
Speaker 3: being public facing, there is that question of okay, well,
Speaker 3: where is the line? And now I'm not saying that
Speaker 3: media should be deeply sorry, because I think it's very
Speaker 3: important to draw a line between what it was that
Speaker 3: they're poking fun at. The media was not poking fun
Speaker 3: at Kate Middleton having cancer. They were poking fun at
Speaker 3: the disappearance and the absolute absurdity of the way in
Speaker 3: which it was being handled, and that's why it got
Speaker 3: out of control. So I think that you know the
Speaker 3: way that it's now flipped in media landscape where everyone's like,
Speaker 3: we should feel ashamed of ourselves. How dare we jump
Speaker 3: on the bandwagon of memes. It's almost like that's the
Speaker 3: product that's created by the disappearance, that's the product that
Speaker 3: was being fueled.
Speaker 1: I should also make it clear that I feel as
Speaker 1: though I may have sounded like a bit of a
Speaker 1: dick when I said that Kate, don't. I do think
Speaker 1: that she deserves privacy. I'm talking more about the institution
Speaker 1: of the royal family as a whole. And it's very
Speaker 1: interesting to me that King Charles is currently going through
Speaker 1: cancer treatment himself, but we're not talking about that. It's
Speaker 1: all were talking about where the fuck is Kate. It
Speaker 1: makes me raise my eyebrows even more. The phrasing of
Speaker 1: abdominal surgery what part of the.
Speaker 2: Planned abdominal surgery.
Speaker 3: It's very different to so the way in which it
Speaker 3: was communicated in January. Planned abdominal surgery verse major abdominal
Speaker 3: surgery doesn't sound like there's a lot of difference, but
Speaker 3: the inference of that is a lot of difference. It
Speaker 3: left people wild to make up their own imagination around
Speaker 3: what was happening.
Speaker 1: Kate is worthy of privacy, but in order for you
Speaker 1: to obtain that privacy from the public, you have to
Speaker 1: give them enough clarifications so that adults in the room
Speaker 1: can go, Okay, there's something going on and right now.
Speaker 2: She needs the space to process that.
Speaker 1: And I don't think that we awarded her that, But
Speaker 1: I don't think it's our fault, and that's why I
Speaker 1: don't think that we should feel guilty because the institution
Speaker 1: that is, the monarchy have worked so hand in hand
Speaker 1: with the media for generations. They have traded stories, they
Speaker 1: have the tick of approval of what goes out about them,
Speaker 1: which pictures are actually posted, and that has existed for
Speaker 1: so long. But what has changed is that we now
Speaker 1: critique that. I almost feel as though there's a bit
Speaker 1: of gas lighting going on here with them saying that
Speaker 1: you should feel bad about doing this because we've been
Speaker 1: conditioned to assume that what they're telling us may not
Speaker 1: necessarily be the truth. But the next thing that I've
Speaker 1: been thinking about is the amount of people that are
Speaker 1: coming out saying I feel really bad about the fact
Speaker 1: I kind of joked about this and I bought into
Speaker 1: the conspiracies and I had a bit of fun with it,
Speaker 1: you know, I toyed around with what might actually be
Speaker 1: going on. Blake Lively even came out and posted something
Speaker 1: on an Instagram story where she was like, I feel
Speaker 1: like an idiot and I'm really sorry.
Speaker 4: You know.
Speaker 1: There have been many celebrities and many normal people that
Speaker 1: have also kind of said I feel a bit bad
Speaker 1: for participating.
Speaker 3: Everyone's now in panic stations being like, are we bad
Speaker 3: people because we subscribe to this conspiracy theory which so
Speaker 3: many of us did, right, and we did. We spoke
Speaker 3: about it on Tuesday's episode. You know, we had a
Speaker 3: laugh about it. We had a laugh about the absurdity
Speaker 3: of the photoshop fail, as most people did, and in
Speaker 3: most friendship groups people were talking about, well, what do
Speaker 3: you think has happened? There is something incredibly humbling that
Speaker 3: happens when the truth is as simple as I am very,
Speaker 3: very sick and I need my privacy, and when you
Speaker 3: hear that being spoken by a woman that is being
Speaker 3: completely humanized, the royalness was stripped bare. Even the way
Speaker 3: in which it was filmed, it was very understated. It
Speaker 3: was a and I don't want to use the word
Speaker 3: frail because she's not frail, but she's very slight in frame,
Speaker 3: just a woman sitting there speaking to camera with nobody
Speaker 3: else around her. Her husband's not there. It was very
Speaker 3: much just her and the people saying this is what
Speaker 3: I'm going through. And I guess that that is why
Speaker 3: now there's been this massive backflip, because it was a
Speaker 3: plead for humanity almost is how it came across.
Speaker 1: And I question whether you know, so Kate's gotten to
Speaker 1: the point where she has made this video. Was that
Speaker 1: because she felt that the collective public harassment was so
Speaker 1: huge that it was the only way that she could
Speaker 1: kind of get everyone to fuck off by saying, guys,
Speaker 1: I'm actually going through cancer, leave me alone and give
Speaker 1: me some space. Was it because of the public harassment
Speaker 1: or was it actually because of the multitude of failures
Speaker 1: by the PR team that worked for the royals? And
Speaker 1: I think that had the Royal family not put us
Speaker 1: in a position so many times in the past where
Speaker 1: they'd breadcrumbed us with information and we were left to
Speaker 1: put the rest of the pieces together ourselves. Had that
Speaker 1: not have occurred so many times, I don't think that
Speaker 1: people would have run as rampant with these conspiracies.
Speaker 4: You know.
Speaker 1: I just feel as though the people who are feeling
Speaker 1: guilty for this are feeling that way because they're like,
Speaker 1: oh my gosh, we've pushed her into a corner where
Speaker 1: she has felt the need to disclose something that she
Speaker 1: thought was private and that she.
Speaker 2: Didn't want to tell us. She didn't want to tell
Speaker 2: us that she was going through cancer. That's obvious.
Speaker 1: Other way she would have told us that, and they're
Speaker 1: feeling guilty because they feel as though they contributed to
Speaker 1: forcing her into that corner. And I personally don't think
Speaker 1: it's the public harassment that did that. I think it's
Speaker 1: the failure of the team that is supposed to protect
Speaker 1: her in the royal family so many times over. It's
Speaker 1: not one thing, it's the collection of these things that
Speaker 1: I think pushed her into this corner, and I think
Speaker 1: they are more responsible.
Speaker 3: I think ultimately it's not how badly it was handled,
Speaker 3: but it's how badly she was the one who was
Speaker 3: left out to dry during a cancer diagnosis, during a
Speaker 3: chemotherapy treatment. There was no support, there was no protection
Speaker 3: of her. It was just one instance after another that
Speaker 3: she became the sacrificial lamb in that whole situation. On
Speaker 3: one hand, the machine serves them so well and it
Speaker 3: is a needed product, which is a huge revenue raiser.
Speaker 3: It is imperative to them that we have a keen
Speaker 3: interest in the monarchy. It is what keeps that wheel
Speaker 3: constantly in motion. And I guess the dark side of
Speaker 3: that is you don't get to shoes when you hop
Speaker 3: off the bus, even if you should, even if you
Speaker 3: should be able to say I'm entitled to privacy now,
Speaker 3: which you are. Unfortunately, the wheels of that bus don't
Speaker 3: stop moving just because now it is the time to
Speaker 3: claim privacy. And on a very very very small scale,
Speaker 3: this happened with britt when she was going through the
Speaker 3: breakup with Jordan. Now I am not drawing comparisons between
Speaker 3: Kate Middleton and Brittany Hockley, Please let that be known
Speaker 3: before someone jumps in our reviews and goes, oh my god,
Speaker 3: I can't believe. But what I'm saying is you guys
Speaker 3: might remember britt was going through a breakup with Jordan,
Speaker 3: and at the time, the media was ferociously reporting around
Speaker 3: their breakup, and at the time they weren't yet broken up.
Speaker 3: They were in the phases of a complicated situation of
Speaker 3: her not knowing what was going on, of her hoping
Speaker 3: that they were going to be able to resurrect the relationship,
Speaker 3: and there were some gossip magazines and podcasts who were
Speaker 3: very much reporting that their relationship was over. And then
Speaker 3: when she finally came out and said that we'd broken up,
Speaker 3: it was like a heart we got you moment.
Speaker 2: And the thing that was so hard to I.
Speaker 1: Actually feel further than that, I feel like people literally
Speaker 1: then reported, see I told you months ago.
Speaker 3: Yeah, like we had the scoop. Yes, And the problem
Speaker 3: with that is is, like, and we spoke about it.
Speaker 4: You know.
Speaker 3: Britt feels very passionately around the fact that it doesn't
Speaker 3: matter what scale of celebrity you are, there are always
Speaker 3: things in life where you're entitled to privacy until the
Speaker 3: point that you're ready to share that part of your story.
Speaker 3: Because just like when great things happen, I e. When
Speaker 3: I was pregnant with Marley, I didn't tell everyone that
Speaker 3: I was pregnant the day that I pissed on that
Speaker 3: fucking pregnancy test.
Speaker 2: You know I didn't.
Speaker 3: But it's true though, right, like we choose the moments
Speaker 3: to share the happy stuff, and we also should be
Speaker 3: able to choose the moments to share the bad stuff.
Speaker 3: And the argument during that whole situation was people saying, well,
Speaker 3: we're invested in your relationships, so we have a right
Speaker 3: to know. And I think the bigger part here is
Speaker 3: the faux concern. And that's the same thing for Princess Kate.
Speaker 3: It's this faux concern about her being, where is she?
Speaker 3: What have you done with her? We care about her.
Speaker 3: The reality is, we don't really care about these people,
Speaker 3: not deeply, not in a sense that we feel like
Speaker 3: we are friends with them. We're concerned with the gossip.
Speaker 3: We're concerned with like the water cooler chat around their lives.
Speaker 3: But at the bottom of it, they're real people, and
Speaker 3: I do I do question how difficult it must be,
Speaker 3: even though you've subscribed to it, even though you're brought in,
Speaker 3: and even though you had a choice to join that
Speaker 3: royal family, how hard it must be as a mother
Speaker 3: and as an individual in times of great family distress
Speaker 3: and trauma, to navigate the public side of it, and
Speaker 3: to be able to satiate the unsatiable needs of the
Speaker 3: public audience, whilst also protecting your three children who didn't choose.
Speaker 2: They just grew up in it.
Speaker 4: All right.
Speaker 1: Well, at this time, for accidentally unfiltered guys, you're embarrassing stories.
Speaker 2: They're my favorite bit.
Speaker 3: Please send them in. You need to send them in.
Speaker 3: If you have a humiliating story, that thing, that thing
Speaker 3: that happened to you that you have been saying you're
Speaker 3: never gonna speak about. You just want it to go
Speaker 3: and stick your head in the sand and just die.
Speaker 3: Tell us and we'll share it and we can all
Speaker 3: laugh about it. Because when you claim and reclaim that
Speaker 3: thing that makes you embarrassed, you can no longer be
Speaker 3: embarrassed by it. Okay, This one reads I got a
Speaker 3: woop band a few weeks ago.
Speaker 2: In it, it's a woop band. It's that fitness band
Speaker 2: that measures everything. It measures your sleep, It measures your
Speaker 2: like a garment.
Speaker 1: It's kind of more than that. There's a word strain, strain.
Speaker 1: It measures and it tells you, like what percentage you
Speaker 1: need to recover.
Speaker 2: It's a strain, like what strain you've put on your body.
Speaker 3: It frightens me. I do not want to know. Why
Speaker 3: would I want to know how close I am to death?
Speaker 1: Because data can be good for some people, No tracking
Speaker 1: it can be good.
Speaker 2: That to me sounds anxiety riddling. I really want one. Matt.
Speaker 3: Matt has a garment and when he's asleep, every so
Speaker 3: often the light would just turn on because something will
Speaker 3: have happened. And then I get blinded by the light
Speaker 3: in the middle of the night and he's just fucking
Speaker 3: happily sleeping, get in his rams and there I am
Speaker 3: getting blasted.
Speaker 2: This one doesn't have a screen, so at least you'd
Speaker 2: be more approving of a whoop How do you what
Speaker 2: do you do? You go on line check it?
Speaker 1: Yeah, I think it's like to your phone to the APPA.
Speaker 2: Anyway, it is important to the story.
Speaker 1: I got a whoop band a few weeks ago, and
Speaker 1: in an effort to encourage each other, my whole workplace
Speaker 1: decided to add each other.
Speaker 2: On the app.
Speaker 1: I've only worked at this company for a few months,
Speaker 1: and I'm close with some people, but not so close
Speaker 1: with others.
Speaker 2: Our whoop data has become.
Speaker 1: A real topic of chat in the office, something that
Speaker 1: we are all bonding over. Fast forward to last Saturday night,
Speaker 1: when I'd been to the gym in the morning and
Speaker 1: I'd gone out for some drinks with some friends in
Speaker 1: the evening. I ended up hooking up with a hot
Speaker 1: guy that night, and we were going at it for
Speaker 1: hours and hours. We barely had any sleep. Fast forward
Speaker 1: to Monday morning, when the whole group of us were
Speaker 1: in the office and we were catching up about our
Speaker 1: weekends when my CFO turns to me and said, interesting,
Speaker 1: time to.
Speaker 2: Be doing yoga for eighty six minutes.
Speaker 1: I'd forgotten that my whoop bend had been on my wrist,
Speaker 1: and it just assumes the type of activity that you're
Speaker 1: doing based off of previous data. Now my entire office
Speaker 1: knows that particular session had me at sixty to seventy
Speaker 1: percent of my max heart rate.
Speaker 2: Oh, she could have put in more effort than couldn't
Speaker 2: she eighty six minutes?
Speaker 1: Why does she haven't linked for everyone to see. I
Speaker 1: don't understand, because you can do that with Apple and
Speaker 1: garment like share because it's meant to encourage, because people
Speaker 1: are competitive.
Speaker 2: Why do people care how much sleep you're getting.
Speaker 1: It's a competition, mate, of who's getting the most recovery.
Speaker 2: We're all fighting it out for who's the most ultimate human.
Speaker 2: I hate this. I hate this as because you wouldn't
Speaker 2: do well at it.
Speaker 1: I can tell you it would not be clocking up
Speaker 1: eighty six minutes of yoga for me.
Speaker 2: It was a good seven yoga session that they'll look
Speaker 2: at mine.
Speaker 3: It all just look like I'm in sleep, just laying
Speaker 3: there in missionary that like Lauris left that had a
Speaker 3: slightly elevated heart rate.
Speaker 2: Good dream. Ah.
Speaker 3: Oh guys, if you have an accellent, unfilled story, send
Speaker 3: them on into the DMS at Life Uncut podcast and
Speaker 3: it is time for suck and sweet pops, what is
Speaker 3: your suck?
Speaker 1: My suck is so incredibly niche and I haven't actually
Speaker 1: checked whether it's like, okay, I share this story. But
Speaker 1: the other day I was scrolling through Instagram and my
Speaker 1: boyfriend was sitting next to me, and at one point
Speaker 1: he kind of like really concerningly, went why are you
Speaker 1: looking at that?
Speaker 2: And I was like what? And he's like, why are
Speaker 2: you looking at that?
Speaker 1: And it was just a shot like a sponsored ad
Speaker 1: on Instagram and it was for like a brand of
Speaker 1: clothing or something.
Speaker 2: And I was like why, what.
Speaker 1: Do you mean, like huh? And he goes show me
Speaker 1: and I showed him and he was.
Speaker 2: Like oh, and he kind of acted a little bit weird.
Speaker 1: And after a while I was like, why are you
Speaker 1: so concerned about what I'm looking at on Instagram?
Speaker 2: Was a sponsored ad?
Speaker 4: Like?
Speaker 1: Is so strange? Turns out the model in it was
Speaker 1: his ex girlfriend.
Speaker 2: And now now because I.
Speaker 1: Aged with that, fucking oh my god, how are we
Speaker 1: gotten to this part of the episode and you're only
Speaker 1: telling me there're so hot?
Speaker 2: Do you remember?
Speaker 1: No?
Speaker 3: Wait, wait, do you remember when I told you about
Speaker 3: how I bought the invisible zinc invisible zinc, and I
Speaker 3: brought it home and Matt was like, what like the
Speaker 3: same thing, like kind of and the girl the model
Speaker 3: he dated before me, like some like super famous model,
Speaker 3: and I would just bought.
Speaker 1: It because I was like, oh, I was just trying
Speaker 1: to keep some stages, trying to protect yourself from the
Speaker 1: damaging effects of the sun, and now your relationship is damaged.
Speaker 1: I'm now being reminded as well because the product's there
Speaker 1: in my bathroom and there's her beautiful face, her beautiful,
Speaker 1: non sun damaged face that I want to look like
Speaker 1: because I bought the product that she looked good, she's great. Well,
Speaker 1: now it seems as though this girl, and I'm so
Speaker 1: sorry she listened to the podcast, how embarrassing for you.
Speaker 1: You're a fucking beautiful human being, in which I hate
Speaker 1: obviously naturally good for you, but you did sell the
Speaker 1: clothes bad for me.
Speaker 2: She pops up all the time.
Speaker 1: Now on my sponsored ads, I've actually screenshot six of them,
Speaker 1: six separate.
Speaker 2: Do you send them?
Speaker 3: Do you send them to toblerone or do you just
Speaker 3: screenshot them for your own sort of like torture.
Speaker 1: I send them to brit You can send them to
Speaker 1: me now, and what is your sweet for the week.
Speaker 1: My sweet for the week is very wholesome. Speaking of
Speaker 1: my boyfriend, this is really insular this week. He's a
Speaker 1: really good cook, and often that kind of pisses me
Speaker 1: off because he's a better cook than I am.
Speaker 2: But every now and then I get to enjoy the
Speaker 2: fruits of the labor.
Speaker 1: And the other night he made dinner for his friends
Speaker 1: and I and on my job, we made a tira
Speaker 1: massu from scratch, and my job was to whip the cream.
Speaker 2: I don't have a what's the cooking appliance that.
Speaker 1: You need to like pot, a kitchen master or something
Speaker 1: who has whipped cream.
Speaker 2: I had to do it by hand. I did it
Speaker 2: with my arm. And now about pa think about how
Speaker 2: grandparents used to survive. I don't need to think about it.
Speaker 2: I did do it. Keisha's out there washing her clothes
Speaker 2: on a stove by the river. So he he made
Speaker 2: this beautiful dinner.
Speaker 1: But I contributed to a really, really delicious tiramisu. And
Speaker 1: I'm enjoying the things at the moment that are like
Speaker 1: I'm really trying to seek joy out of the process
Speaker 1: of things.
Speaker 2: And I felt so fucking accomplished that.
Speaker 1: I did not use one electronic appliance other than the
Speaker 1: Oh no, wait, we'd use the fridge. What did you
Speaker 1: heat it with? Just a campfire out the back? You
Speaker 1: just like say, in the fridge, right, so you used
Speaker 1: a fridge. Yeah, I used a fridge than that. Set
Speaker 1: it in front of the air conditioner. Oh, that's also
Speaker 1: an appliance. No, I don't have any. But anyway, I
Speaker 1: had a really, really beautiful dinner, and it was kind
Speaker 1: of just that reminder that, you know, sometimes doing things
Speaker 1: the old school weight can make you feel, can make
Speaker 1: you feel the little dopamine surge that I've been seeking.
Speaker 1: There's nothing better than like when you put something together
Speaker 1: or you do something on your own and you're like,
Speaker 1: I'm capable, Like I can make a bunk bed.
Speaker 2: I felt so accomplished the lady. It was whip cream.
Speaker 2: I'm proud of you. All Right, mine suck for the week.
Speaker 3: I'm not going to get into a rant because I
Speaker 3: have ranted about it so many times.
Speaker 2: Takeisha, this is this is worthwhile of a rant. No,
Speaker 2: he's a dick. It's okay. I hate him, I hate him,
Speaker 2: I hate him.
Speaker 3: Okay, So I got a fine on the weekend guys.
Speaker 3: And I'm not proud of it, but I got a fine.
Speaker 3: I had Buster off leash about we were like four
Speaker 3: houses down from my house. I live on a hill,
Speaker 3: and Buster, being nine years old and having three legs,
Speaker 3: he struggles these days, especially when it's hot. Man, he's
Speaker 3: he is not the young, sprightly boy that he used
Speaker 3: to be. So we were coming up our hill heading
Speaker 3: towards our house and I'd taken him off leash, and
Speaker 3: a fucking ranger he like pulls up his car, he
Speaker 3: gets out and he goes, oh, I know you, and
Speaker 3: he was you know, the whole interaction was shit. It
Speaker 3: was just a terrible, terrible interaction. And part of me
Speaker 3: was like, I know the rules, and this is not
Speaker 3: me seeking any sort of like special treatment. But I'm like, man,
Speaker 3: we're four houses from our house and he is an
Speaker 3: old dog with three legs who cannot get up the hill.
Speaker 1: Like I have some empathy for the poor thing. Sorry,
Speaker 1: dogs do deserve space. Like he's to say, We're like,
Speaker 1: let he's doing his best. I'm just trying to provide
Speaker 1: a good quality of life for the poor guy, Okay.
Speaker 1: But also I kind of was like everybody has to
Speaker 1: do a job. And this is not me shitting on
Speaker 1: rangers who ninety nine point nine percent of the time
Speaker 1: do an exceptional job and their services are very very required.
Speaker 2: To keep things. You know, what's the word just? Is
Speaker 2: it cordial? Cordially?
Speaker 3: I just disagree with you whatever, But this incident I
Speaker 3: thought was so unreasonable. It was so unreasonable, and it
Speaker 3: was so following rules for the sake of following rules. Anyway,
Speaker 3: That was my situation. Is it relatable. No, is somebody
Speaker 3: going to be like, bro, you did the wrong thing
Speaker 3: and you deserve a fine. Absolutely? Was it a fucking
Speaker 3: suck for my week? Yes, so that is my suck,
Speaker 3: my sweet for the week. However, is that yesterday we
Speaker 3: had such a good day with the girls. There was
Speaker 3: like all these sweet activations down at Bondi Beach. We
Speaker 3: took the kids. They got to do like pluster, fun
Speaker 3: house shit for free. It was just it was a
Speaker 3: free activation. They went and destroyed some sand castles that
Speaker 3: were on the beach and they had the most amazing time.
Speaker 3: And every so often when you have nothing on your
Speaker 3: plate and you are able to just like clock in
Speaker 3: with your kids and they go and do really sweet
Speaker 3: things that you can tell really fills their cup. I
Speaker 3: was like, oh, I'm loving this and I had a
Speaker 3: really nice time. And then it ended with Matt going
Speaker 3: and watching Idol and us sitting on the couch watching
Speaker 3: Britt on TV. And it was a fucking good.
Speaker 2: Sunday raging about the dog ranger. I did rage. I've
Speaker 2: raged a bit. I told you should send an email.
Speaker 3: I did send an email. Anyway, guys, that is it
Speaker 3: from us. Go and watch Brite on. I'm a celebrity,
Speaker 3: Please vote. It is going to be like honestly, it
Speaker 3: is up to us to keep her in the competition,
Speaker 3: and if she ends up being crowned Queen of the Jungle,
Speaker 3: it's because we did it.
Speaker 2: We made it happen. I mean actually, though, because.
Speaker 1: You've taken over her Instagram account, which is a lot
Speaker 1: of trust to put in a friend.
Speaker 2: I don't know how i'd feel about giving someone to
Speaker 2: log us to my social media. Oh no, we'll talk
Speaker 2: about that on Thursday.
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