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<v Speaker 1>Laura, come on, we are we are still absolutely high.

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<v Speaker 2>We did our We're on our live show tour all

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<v Speaker 2>around Australia.

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<v Speaker 1>Its Perth.

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<v Speaker 2>Last night, Berth was absolutely amazing. We've got Sydney this

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<v Speaker 2>Sunday with Rebel Wilson as.

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<v Speaker 1>A special guest.

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<v Speaker 2>It's what a time to beer, you know.

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<v Speaker 1>The adrenaline still pumping through my.

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<v Speaker 3>Day last year. A few girls on stage. Can I

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<v Speaker 3>just praise you too for a second. You were so

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<v Speaker 3>good And if you're thinking, what the hell are these

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<v Speaker 3>three idiots going on about every afternoon, it's basically what

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<v Speaker 3>we do on this pickup you guys do on stage.

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<v Speaker 3>You've got great guests like you guys are so great

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<v Speaker 3>up there.

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<v Speaker 4>So proud of you.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh thank you.

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<v Speaker 2>Because Mitch is opening our show. He's open, he's like

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<v Speaker 2>the comedy stand up. Oh yeah yeah, and it's we

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<v Speaker 2>had a few plauses for you last night.

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<v Speaker 3>A few left, everyone went crazy. It was bizarre when

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<v Speaker 3>I walked off stage and then.

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<v Speaker 1>We came on and they were like, oh here we go.

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<v Speaker 1>What are we in for now?

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<v Speaker 2>No, you're absolutely brilliant and thank you for funny you

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<v Speaker 2>say that, thank you for that compliment, those words of affirmation.

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<v Speaker 1>I want to talk to you guys about love languages.

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<v Speaker 5>We've spoken about love languages in relationships plenty of times.

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<v Speaker 2>It's not going to be about relationships. It's about something else.

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<v Speaker 2>How you about it after the break?

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<v Speaker 4>Okay, that's next here at the pickup.

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<v Speaker 3>If you don't know your love language, because many people don't,

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<v Speaker 3>I think this would be good for them to.

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<v Speaker 1>Learn, right, absolutely, yeah, I'm going to blow your mind.

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<v Speaker 4>Okay, that's next.

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<v Speaker 1>No, I love love. I'm a big fan of love.

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<v Speaker 1>Doesn't now, I have no doubt.

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<v Speaker 2>Almost everyone in the car listening right now, wherever you are,

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<v Speaker 2>I have heard of the five love languages. The love

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<v Speaker 2>languages in a relationship. They from They came from an author,

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<v Speaker 2>Gary Chapman. He had his best seller called The Five

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<v Speaker 2>Love Languages. You wouldn't have thought it was groundbreaking, but

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<v Speaker 2>still to this day, it's what people people live by relationship.

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<v Speaker 1>People in relationship, you talk about it.

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<v Speaker 2>You figure out each other's love language to ensure you

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<v Speaker 2>have the strongest, best relationship you can have.

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<v Speaker 5>It's all about like how you receive and show love. Right,

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<v Speaker 5>there's different ways how you might want to want to

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<v Speaker 5>receive that love and how you might be showing it

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<v Speaker 5>to your partner.

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<v Speaker 1>That's what's important to you.

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<v Speaker 2>So I'm talking things like quality time, words of affirmation,

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<v Speaker 2>We've got gifts, you've got physical touch. So it's how

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<v Speaker 2>you thrive in a relationship and what means the most

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<v Speaker 2>to you. Yeah, so these love languages has been translated

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<v Speaker 2>to the workplace to ensure that you're getting the most

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<v Speaker 2>out of your relationships at work. So it is words

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<v Speaker 2>of affirmation, which is like praise, quality time, tangible gifts.

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<v Speaker 1>Appropriate physical touch. So physical touch like a high five.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know, I want to know what it is,

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<v Speaker 2>like a like a fist pump maybe, Like.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know what that is.

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<v Speaker 2>And then of course there's acts of service, you know,

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<v Speaker 2>like maybe pitching in if you're on a deadline, or

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<v Speaker 2>like project helping someone out running an errand like quality time.

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<v Speaker 5>Though in a workplace, is this like going for like

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<v Speaker 5>after work drinks or something and spend time with your

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<v Speaker 5>colleagues that you're going to feel.

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<v Speaker 1>That you're team building activities and stuff like that.

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 3>Hold on because here at the Pickup, right, we all

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<v Speaker 3>work together. The three of us do our show live

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<v Speaker 3>every afternoon. But then we also have our executive producer,

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<v Speaker 3>producer Tony.

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<v Speaker 2>You spend the most time with Mitch, Laura and myself

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<v Speaker 2>out of anyone in existence.

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<v Speaker 7>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 8>Essentially, my job is to manager guys ggos, which is

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<v Speaker 8>a big job.

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<v Speaker 2>Like it's a big job to manage the three of

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<v Speaker 2>us from the outskirts. Have you noticed any specific love

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<v Speaker 2>languages from the three of us?

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<v Speaker 1>I use them every day with the three of you.

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<v Speaker 1>You have very specific love languages.

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<v Speaker 5>You make us sound like children, like you have to

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<v Speaker 5>pander to us just like little babies.

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<v Speaker 1>She does, she does, she fits.

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<v Speaker 4>I mean, Fritz, what's Brits? Do Britz love language? It work?

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<v Speaker 8>Yeah, So it's funny how we talked about like, you know,

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<v Speaker 8>appropriate physical charge.

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<v Speaker 1>You love inappropriate physical Dutch.

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<v Speaker 8>You love, you love massages and cuddles like I I

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<v Speaker 8>know if your sense if I sent you a little

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<v Speaker 8>bit off, I'll go over and be like, h just

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<v Speaker 8>gonna cuddle odly in on your head.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah close, that is true, Like a little there's nothing

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<v Speaker 2>better and more comforting than when you're not feeling well.

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<v Speaker 2>And you know those like you get big circular backroub.

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<v Speaker 2>You know how someone rubs your back like that. That's

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<v Speaker 2>so calm.

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<v Speaker 3>We host a radio show. You're not a sick child.

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<v Speaker 3>You don't need a lemonade.

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<v Speaker 1>I still get down sometimes you.

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<v Speaker 4>Do, Okay, all right, So that's pretty touch.

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<v Speaker 8>And then laws yours is actually kind of like it's

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<v Speaker 8>like tangible gifts.

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<v Speaker 1>Now I say that, but it's actually just you love

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<v Speaker 1>a a sausage roll of This is true. I don't

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<v Speaker 1>actually like gifts at all, but I like food.

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<v Speaker 4>Gift. It's a I wish you.

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<v Speaker 3>Could just see before during the songs, Laura has a

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<v Speaker 3>box of shapes chicken crimpies, and she was licking this

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<v Speaker 3>flavor off in the song I gave her.

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<v Speaker 4>My god, you're so good at your job.

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<v Speaker 1>Tony's like, we need a great efficient show today. Let's

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<v Speaker 1>be real.

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<v Speaker 5>They're very Moorish and if you give someone a chicken crempy,

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<v Speaker 5>they're going to have to keep on snacking.

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<v Speaker 8>There's no more because I think I know what is

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<v Speaker 8>kind of like words of affirmation, but it's actually I

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<v Speaker 8>don't use words with you. If I sense your down,

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<v Speaker 8>I just need a big laugh at one of your jokes.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, it needs to be a big laugh. I did

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<v Speaker 2>we laugh crying. I shed a tear in some stuff there's.

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<v Speaker 4>Fake tears, you're putting eye drops in.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I don't know, mit, you know what actually like

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<v Speaker 2>because we all love it. I think we all do

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<v Speaker 2>that if we know, especially because this year you've gone

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<v Speaker 2>through a breakup. If we know you're in a down mood,

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<v Speaker 2>we quickly say it and then you walk in the

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<v Speaker 2>door and you're like, hey, guys, we're like that.

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<v Speaker 1>We don't mit. It's all authentic, only the real deal here.

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<v Speaker 4>I thought this was a real friendship we all have

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<v Speaker 4>it is.

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<v Speaker 1>That's what a real friend would do. They would fake

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<v Speaker 1>laugh at you.

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<v Speaker 4>Don't.

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<v Speaker 1>Tea.

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<v Speaker 5>I also feel like we're just using this now to

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<v Speaker 5>manipulate each other to get the best working environment possible.

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<v Speaker 1>You can use it in your own workplace.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, well, I think we need to put a disclaimer

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<v Speaker 2>on about my touch level at work. But besides that, anyway,

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<v Speaker 2>bosses are listening to anyone.

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<v Speaker 4>Let us keep our jobs.

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<v Speaker 3>Next on the show, we had a bit of an

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<v Speaker 3>argument the three of us in the middle of an airport. Me,

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<v Speaker 3>Britt and Laura got into a major argument over what

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<v Speaker 3>I can only describe as a moral conundrum.

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<v Speaker 2>Never be more embarrassing my life, all.

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<v Speaker 4>Right, that's next on the pickup.

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<v Speaker 5>I have a story for you guys, and now you

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<v Speaker 5>both are going to have different opinions on this. So

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<v Speaker 5>at the moment, we are spending so much time together. Now,

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<v Speaker 5>we got off the plane recently and we were going.

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<v Speaker 1>Through the airport.

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<v Speaker 5>Everything was a fluster, but we were all very hungry,

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<v Speaker 5>and we stopped. Do you know what story I'm getting out?

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<v Speaker 4>Humane? I feel like you are and I feel this

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<v Speaker 4>is a setup.

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<v Speaker 5>We're all a little bit hungry. So we walked up

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<v Speaker 5>to this cafe and I ordered my sandwich and Britt

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<v Speaker 5>ordered her sandwich, and then Mitch ordered his sandwich. And

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<v Speaker 5>he's chatting away and he's not paying attention. He's barely

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<v Speaker 5>talking to the lady who is at the shopping sittant

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<v Speaker 5>who's getting the sandwiches on a big flight. I was tired,

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<v Speaker 5>but you were not paying attention. You flipping your your

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<v Speaker 5>card around anyway. She puts their force machine down and

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<v Speaker 5>Mitch just swings around pay passes, and then the shop

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<v Speaker 5>assistant goes, oh my god, I'm sorry, sir, sir. She's

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<v Speaker 5>trying to get your attention, sir. You just paid for

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<v Speaker 5>their meal. Mitch accidentally paid for the entire meal of

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<v Speaker 5>the family that was standing next to him.

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<v Speaker 1>Now, this is a lovely family. They look like they've

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<v Speaker 1>been on.

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<v Speaker 5>Their very first holiday ever out of their small town,

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<v Speaker 5>and they were like Mitch. His response to that wasn't

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<v Speaker 5>Oh my god, I've made a mistake. He turns to

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<v Speaker 5>the family and he says, oh, I've.

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<v Speaker 1>Just paid for your meal.

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<v Speaker 5>Understandably, they think Mitch is saying I've just paid for

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<v Speaker 5>your meal willingly, and so they then react to this

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<v Speaker 5>and they're so grateful.

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<v Speaker 1>They're like, oh, mate, thank you so much.

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<v Speaker 4>That's me on the shoulder.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, at which point I think it's important to note

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<v Speaker 2>here the meal was thirty nine dollars.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, my rap was eight.

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<v Speaker 2>Your trap was included in that price. That was the

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<v Speaker 2>total prices and yours.

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<v Speaker 1>So that has just happened, right.

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<v Speaker 5>This man is so grateful because Mitch has led him

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<v Speaker 5>to be grateful for the fact of the kind generosity

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<v Speaker 5>to pay it forward moment. And then Mitch turns around

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<v Speaker 5>and says, oh, no, no, sorry mate, not like that.

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<v Speaker 5>Excuse me, can you refund me?

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<v Speaker 1>It was.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't know the thing was because he thought he

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<v Speaker 3>was on some Ellen hidden camera.

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<v Speaker 4>Pay it Forward TikTok.

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<v Speaker 1>Would you think that.

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<v Speaker 4>Well, because I'm a radio presenter, I'm natural bubbly.

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<v Speaker 2>No, because you turned to him and said, I just

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<v Speaker 2>paid for your lunch, because nothing.

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<v Speaker 1>Else after it.

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<v Speaker 4>He said, what's the issue? And I went after, just

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<v Speaker 4>paid for your meal. But I said it in the

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<v Speaker 4>wrong way anyway. I turned to the attendant and I said,

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<v Speaker 4>can you please? Can you please?

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<v Speaker 1>You didn't even say to the guy, I said, can you.

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<v Speaker 4>Please process a refund? And she did and I just

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<v Speaker 4>and he paid for his own life.

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<v Speaker 5>Mit, your literal job is speaking. So when you say

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<v Speaker 5>I just said it the wrong way, it doesn't fly

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<v Speaker 5>as much as what it might for other people.

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<v Speaker 1>I think this is was terrible.

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<v Speaker 4>What time? What's tide?

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<v Speaker 3>Do you want?

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<v Speaker 2>Bre I love you dearly, but I've never been more

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<v Speaker 2>mortified in my life. And I think in that moment,

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<v Speaker 2>with how many lunches I've brought you over the years,

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<v Speaker 2>that you should have paid it forward. I think you

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<v Speaker 2>should have bought their lunch for them. I haven't seen

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<v Speaker 2>so much disappointment on their poor faces in a long time.

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<v Speaker 2>You set them up and then you pulled the carpet

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<v Speaker 2>out from under their feet. You're like I got your

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<v Speaker 2>lunch sight.

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<v Speaker 4>Do you think I'm made of money? They look so

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<v Speaker 4>think I'm Warren Buffett or Gina rein Hard. I'm not

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<v Speaker 4>made of cash, thank you very.

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<v Speaker 1>Much, need to be. It's more just look you could

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<v Speaker 1>have handled it differently.

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<v Speaker 2>Also with how much stuff you steal from work, like

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<v Speaker 2>cartons and milk and cereals like.

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<v Speaker 1>Also save money. How expensive is this handbag right here?

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<v Speaker 4>Well that's my work bag and I saved up for that.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh it was on sale.

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<v Speaker 1>How much is the T shirt you're wearing? You're like

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<v Speaker 1>expensive things you could have paid.

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<v Speaker 4>These are relevant.

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<v Speaker 3>Producer Tony out there in the phone room has pulled

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<v Speaker 3>the office right or wrong?

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<v Speaker 4>What's what's the stance? Where are we at? Because I'm

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<v Speaker 4>stressed the.

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<v Speaker 8>Office records you should have it and paid it forward.

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<v Speaker 1>Bye, that's a pretty good stand.

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<v Speaker 5>That's a big It was so embarrassing, mish, But you

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<v Speaker 5>know what made do you know? The lesson here is

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<v Speaker 5>if you're ordering something at a cafe, get off your

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<v Speaker 5>phone for two seconds.

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<v Speaker 4>I apologize to Nancy and Gavin.

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<v Speaker 1>Next up. Okay.

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<v Speaker 5>Earlier this week we spoke about poorly timed injuries. I

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<v Speaker 5>want to know when have you hurt yourself at the

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<v Speaker 5>most inconvenient time.

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<v Speaker 4>All right, we'll take your calls next on the pickup.

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<v Speaker 5>Earlier this week, I told you all about an injury

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<v Speaker 5>I sustained.

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<v Speaker 1>It was a terrible, terrible injury. We were walking through

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<v Speaker 1>the airport.

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<v Speaker 5>I mean, if you haven't heard, we're on our Life

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<v Speaker 5>Uncut live show tour at the moment, Britt and I

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<v Speaker 5>heading through the air airport, heading to the security desk.

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<v Speaker 5>Brit not paying any attention, idly on her phone, just

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<v Speaker 5>with her ridiculously heavy and very very very metal shaped case.

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<v Speaker 5>She rolled it straight up over my ankles.

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<v Speaker 1>I hit the deck. I was wailing around down on

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<v Speaker 1>the ground.

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<v Speaker 5>It was very embarrassing, and I'm still waiting for an apology,

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<v Speaker 5>which I'm never ever ever going to get.

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<v Speaker 2>Because it was a fabricated, exaggerated story I've ever heard

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<v Speaker 2>in my life.

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<v Speaker 1>It really hurt me. It made it difficult to walk.

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<v Speaker 1>I had to do a live show that night.

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<v Speaker 5>I was hobbling around on stage in my stilettos. But honestly,

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<v Speaker 5>I wanted to know when have your when have you

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<v Speaker 5>ever injured yourself? And it has been so inconvenient, so

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<v Speaker 5>poorly timed, and look, I thought my story was bad,

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<v Speaker 5>but actually it's pretty fine.

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<v Speaker 3>We got some stories away, some crazy ones. We've got

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<v Speaker 3>a five hundred dollars chemistware house gift cart up for grabs. Danielle,

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<v Speaker 3>What happened when? What was the poly timed injury?

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<v Speaker 7>Hi?

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<v Speaker 3>Hi?

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<v Speaker 6>I went out for a special dinner. It was our

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<v Speaker 6>first I think I was about seventeen, and I leant

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<v Speaker 6>in for my first kid with my first boyfriend. And

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<v Speaker 6>I thought we were a boyfriend and girlfriend at the time,

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<v Speaker 6>but it was just new and I leant in for

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<v Speaker 6>the first kiss and he moved away and I fell

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<v Speaker 6>on the ground, ended up with a broken roost, and

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<v Speaker 6>ended up in plaster.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh my god, I'm actually we're playing this in my

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<v Speaker 2>head like a scene out of a movie.

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<v Speaker 1>This is really embarrassing.

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<v Speaker 2>Why did you pull away because he didn't want to

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<v Speaker 2>kiss you, because you weren't in fact girl friend?

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<v Speaker 6>Well I thought that it was. I think there was

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<v Speaker 6>more in it than I thought, and we didn't end

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<v Speaker 6>up being boyfriend and girlfriend, and I ended up looking

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<v Speaker 6>like a clown on the ground, and he sort of

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<v Speaker 6>moved away from me and thought, this lady is a

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<v Speaker 6>bit weird. All this girl's a bit weird.

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<v Speaker 1>And we just met.

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<v Speaker 6>We've been out a couple of times.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, I'm one to be honest, I know, Ma, it's

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<v Speaker 4>a bit weird.

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<v Speaker 1>That you're on a date. You go for to make

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<v Speaker 1>and she.

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<v Speaker 3>Broke their hand on a date because he pulled away. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>and I'm on his side, you Tina. Hello, what was

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<v Speaker 3>your polly placed injury?

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<v Speaker 7>We had a flashy work party Christmas party dinner, so

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<v Speaker 7>I thought I could and get my hair all done,

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<v Speaker 7>make up professionally done. When I went to the shopping center,

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<v Speaker 7>had it done, walked back up to the car and

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<v Speaker 7>it had started to rain by this dage, so I

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<v Speaker 7>rushed a little so I wouldn't ruin it. Got to

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<v Speaker 7>the car, realized I'd forgotten my earrings, so rushed back in,

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<v Speaker 7>but a little too fast, slipped on the car out

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<v Speaker 7>in the car park on the big white painted arrow.

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<v Speaker 7>One leg went one way, one went the other way,

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<v Speaker 7>and I broke my kneecap in the split. And yes,

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<v Speaker 7>so in front of everyone, the trolley boy, everyone rain.

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<v Speaker 1>No Christmas party with your hair and makeup done? You

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<v Speaker 1>were so good at the hospital.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, that ambulance would have been glamorous.

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<v Speaker 7>In hospital for five days, a couple of operations, and

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<v Speaker 7>I missed out.

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<v Speaker 4>Tina's getting a congratulation box at Chemi's way House.

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<v Speaker 6>Thank you, thank you so.

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<v Speaker 5>Much, You're so welcome. At least you don't need any

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<v Speaker 5>advantages or anything for your knee. Hopefully it's all right.

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<v Speaker 7>I'll be I'll be much more careful this Christmas party.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, watch out for white arrows. That'ssage. I'm all right.

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<v Speaker 4>We're going to go home now