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Speaker 2: Good morning, It's the Christian O'Connor Breakfast Show. Tuesday morning
Speaker 2: is two minutes past six, Show number one hundred and
Speaker 2: forty three, one hundred and forty three for us, I'm
Speaker 2: in agony right now. My right hip is on fire.
Speaker 4: Not that golf lesson last time? Ye, what's there? Really?
Speaker 2: It really was, who's trying to re teach me how
Speaker 2: to my mankey? In consistent and trying to learn how
Speaker 2: to play golf at the moment. Maybe a bad idea
Speaker 2: in your forties to take up one of the most technical, complicated,
Speaker 2: infuriating sports around, But I keep going back for more.
Speaker 2: And so yesterday there was a key part that I
Speaker 2: didn't understand. It's to start the golf swing a bit
Speaker 2: where you just take it away and put it back
Speaker 2: over your shoulder. As he was trying to groove in,
Speaker 2: as they said, groove in a new way of doing it,
Speaker 2: and it was taking ages. So he's been a whole
Speaker 2: hour just on this one. Like ten percent golfers will
Speaker 2: know this the backswing and that this is the take
Speaker 2: a while. I was working on for an hour non stop,
Speaker 2: the takeaway and twisting it round. And I'm in agony today.
Speaker 2: That right hip is killing me.
Speaker 4: Golfers hip, golf is hip.
Speaker 2: I think they do call it that. You're right?
Speaker 4: Did they really have made that up?
Speaker 2: Yeah? And noticed that he gave me yesterday some old
Speaker 2: club He said, hey, because I don't have any clubs
Speaker 2: at the moment, you know, and I'm playing again seven
Speaker 2: am Saturday morning, and he said, EGO, have this. This
Speaker 2: will help. It's a driver. Okay. You know, if you've
Speaker 2: not too familiar with golf, you see them when they
Speaker 2: first get the big old ones out and they will
Speaker 2: whack that ball or I try to whack that ball.
Speaker 2: And I went home yesterday evening and I was going,
Speaker 2: I said, someone said something down a side here, something flex.
Speaker 2: I wonder what that means, And so I had to
Speaker 2: look on the side of it, right, and the shaft
Speaker 2: of a golf club on the the big drivers. The
Speaker 2: flex the stiffer it is, the further it will go.
Speaker 2: So when you knew it's very flexible to help you
Speaker 2: get it up in the.
Speaker 4: Air, it's kind It's not about distance, it's about.
Speaker 2: Getting it up. You think, oh, I'm hitting it okay.
Speaker 2: It's good for your confidence, and it's that they're they're
Speaker 2: ranked for your ability and also for your age. The
Speaker 2: one he gave me, which he didn't say anything about, right,
Speaker 2: he said, ideal for a woman or pensioner. I'm a
Speaker 2: forty five year old man. Ideal for a woman or pensioner.
Speaker 2: That's where my golf game is. The moment I thought
Speaker 2: the lesson went well yesterday I got home, I was
Speaker 2: just like, wow, I don't know. Maybe I should pick
Speaker 2: up the ukulele something that's a bit easier. So that's
Speaker 2: why I am right now. Anyway, I thought, you're the
Speaker 2: next half. For now. There'll be loads of people listening
Speaker 2: right now who've got various ongoing aches. Let's open up
Speaker 2: the phones now, see if we can form our classic
Speaker 2: listener human skeleton with who's got various aches and pains
Speaker 2: right now? Who's nursing some kind of injury? Might be
Speaker 2: one on the weekend. But right now, if you got
Speaker 2: a body part that is really really playing up, have
Speaker 2: you two got anything to donate? So it's my right hip.
Speaker 4: I'm not gonna good as got the nurse.
Speaker 5: You're young and fit.
Speaker 2: He's drinking at the moment, so you know she's got
Speaker 2: that glow about her asking the pain.
Speaker 5: I've always got that psiatica that's always there, never goes away.
Speaker 2: Why don't you get that scene to you?
Speaker 5: I do, I go to the physio. It just flares
Speaker 5: up every now and again.
Speaker 2: Scientisic is supposed to be agony.
Speaker 4: It is.
Speaker 5: Yeah, So that's my left hip again.
Speaker 2: Oh we were balanced out, aren't Well, it's my right hip.
Speaker 2: You're left hip. We are good to go for the
Speaker 2: next four hours. Don't worry. Stick with us. We'll keep
Speaker 2: you going. This morning, the're walking wounded like a scene
Speaker 2: from the Great Wall. Hi, give us a call, then,
Speaker 2: what's your injury? This morning? You can see we can
Speaker 2: form a skeleton, the human skeleton with your various aches
Speaker 2: and pains right now nine four one four one oh
Speaker 2: four three nine four one four one oh four three.
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Speaker 2: So this morning, do you have an ache? Do you
Speaker 2: have a pain? You don't even really notice these once
Speaker 2: you get over thirty suddenly it's just going to bed.
Speaker 2: I mean, when you wake up in the morning, something
Speaker 2: mysterious happens to your body. Dur other night you wake
Speaker 2: up in a worse state than when you went to bed.
Speaker 2: Something that. How can lying down lying still some a'll
Speaker 2: be bad for me as well? Ah, what has happened
Speaker 2: through the night. Pixie's broken in and kick the crap
Speaker 2: out of me? Why is such a bad way from sleeping?
Speaker 2: So if you have an your pain this morning, we're
Speaker 2: seeing with our aches and pains my right hip from
Speaker 2: a golf lesson yesterday. Patsy with a poor old sciatica
Speaker 2: is on the left side. We're trying to Jack's at
Speaker 2: the whiteboard right now in the studio and is going
Speaker 2: to try and make a human body with your various
Speaker 2: donated aches and pains. Nine four one four one oh
Speaker 2: four three is the number if you want to donate
Speaker 2: a part of your body. Let's first all go to Bridget.
Speaker 2: Good morning Christian, Hi guys, Good morning Bridget. Welcome to
Speaker 2: the show. Bridget what's injured? Where's your ache?
Speaker 6: My right shoulder?
Speaker 2: Right shoulder? And then why is that knackered bridget What
Speaker 2: have you been up to?
Speaker 6: Mate?
Speaker 7: Well?
Speaker 6: I own a coffee machine, a cafe which has a
Speaker 6: big coffee machine, so pumping out all those.
Speaker 2: Coffee, right, I see, because with the coffee machine, it's
Speaker 2: a it's a noisy old beast to use that. You
Speaker 2: got that the thing with the handle, that always noisy
Speaker 2: thing is and then the drawer you're slamming that drawer and.
Speaker 8: Yeah, that's that's the group.
Speaker 6: And then you got the grinder. Yep, that's it making
Speaker 6: coffees for all you people and you And so I'm
Speaker 6: not in Melbourne. I'm in a Victoria a couple of
Speaker 6: hours away.
Speaker 2: Oh wow, how are you listening to us?
Speaker 6: Oh?
Speaker 9: Well, I am.
Speaker 6: I have that appened? I just down stream you guys
Speaker 6: every morning. That's I started five thirty in the morning.
Speaker 6: So I can't wait till six o'clock for some decent
Speaker 6: radio to come one.
Speaker 2: Who do you listen to?
Speaker 6: And also I'm Sally. I'm Sally who won last week
Speaker 6: Harry Matt Sally.
Speaker 2: You know what I got into so much trouble for
Speaker 2: doing that? I got into so much. My wife said,
Speaker 2: I don't really think that was right what you did
Speaker 2: with that?
Speaker 6: Really? What about me? I got into trouble too.
Speaker 2: Do you know what to do? The last show this year?
Speaker 2: I'm going to do it all over again and then
Speaker 2: run out the door my partner.
Speaker 6: My partner said to me, he's going away and he
Speaker 6: wants a copy of us.
Speaker 2: It's still living on. A week later.
Speaker 6: This is a week later, still the dream is still
Speaker 6: living on. And in a small cowke Arah I had
Speaker 6: I was actually doing that live and there was people
Speaker 6: in the coffee shop. What was going on?
Speaker 2: Oh that is so great, Bridget. I love to talk
Speaker 2: to you again as well. A great so there was
Speaker 2: it was a right shoulder.
Speaker 8: Yeah yeah, let's get back to that.
Speaker 2: Yes, the right shoulder. What's the name of your cafe?
Speaker 6: My cafe is called Seed Cafe?
Speaker 2: You know what? Could you should rename it? You people,
Speaker 2: have a good day at the restaurant. Okay, the cafe?
Speaker 2: Thanks for calling mate, Thank you Bridge.
Speaker 10: Thanks guys.
Speaker 2: I love that from last week when Harry met Study
Speaker 2: got us some trouble off the boss, the sales team,
Speaker 2: my wife, James, good.
Speaker 11: Morning, Good morning there, Christian, how are we going.
Speaker 2: I'm pretty good, mate, I hope you well this morning.
Speaker 2: So it's your left shoulder.
Speaker 11: Yeah, yes, this is my left shoulder for me.
Speaker 2: What have you done to it?
Speaker 11: Oh, let's just say, uh, probably about three years ago. Okay,
Speaker 11: I just met my lovely partner Emma, and we thought, well,
Speaker 11: you know, I turned back, turned back the clock of
Speaker 11: time and do a bit of roller skating and see
Speaker 11: and I was a little twenty three years younger, one
Speaker 11: hundred kilos lighter, and yeah, I had a serious fall
Speaker 11: more left shoulder. Yeah, a couple of years on the
Speaker 11: keyhole surgery and just the plane was still there. But
Speaker 11: it was mate, tonight at work, Yeah, it just it's
Speaker 11: just explerted. I just fainted a lovely lady. Before I'm
Speaker 11: going home, I'm gonna put some minds. So I'm gonna
Speaker 11: put some jel and hope we get rid of for
Speaker 11: work later on tonight.
Speaker 2: Well, listen, boogie Knights. You know it's a topical reference.
Speaker 2: It's a it's a tough one to get sympathy for,
Speaker 2: isn't it an old roller skating?
Speaker 11: Yeah, that's what I was doing, the old backwards thing.
Speaker 11: And I thought I was going very well until yeah,
Speaker 11: I'll just going too quick. The tune back.
Speaker 12: Around, So got it all right?
Speaker 2: Thank you very much. James, do you have a good
Speaker 2: day look after this? Put some ice on it you too,
Speaker 2: Thank you, Thank you. Should we do a phone in
Speaker 2: one day simply called let's just say all right then?
Speaker 2: Have you got any more aches and pains for us?
Speaker 2: Give us a call? Nine four one four one oh
Speaker 2: four three.
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Speaker 2: So this morning we're trying to form our own human
Speaker 2: body made up of your aches and pains right now.
Speaker 2: So Jack, you'll live at the Whiteboar Jack as the
Speaker 2: artist and musician in residents on the show. Jack, what
Speaker 2: have we got so far?
Speaker 4: We're well balanced. Actually we got both hips from you
Speaker 4: and Patsy, and then both shoulders from Bridget and James.
Speaker 4: So we're injured, but at least evenly.
Speaker 2: Nothing on the bottom half of the body, yep, or
Speaker 2: on the head either. Nine four one four one four three.
Speaker 2: Good morning, Deadly Dave is on the line, Deadly Dave.
Speaker 2: What I can make everything for me? What's what's sacred?
Speaker 2: That's what we should have called this? Just great idea Dave.
Speaker 2: I used that Dave. Hello, mate, and what's up with you?
Speaker 2: What's aching?
Speaker 13: A year ago? I had a tree fall on me.
Speaker 2: Now I'm not laughing at obviously, you know it could
Speaker 2: have been a lot worse. But what happened? When? Did?
Speaker 2: Were you chopping it down?
Speaker 7: No?
Speaker 13: I was actually in my panics at home with the
Speaker 13: wife and a ten meter branch from a tree calm
Speaker 13: down hit me on the head, neck and shoulder. It
Speaker 13: knocked me out. Watch that hospital and I had total
Speaker 13: shoulder reconstruction surgery.
Speaker 2: Wow. So there have been a storm or some of
Speaker 2: that choppy weather you get in Melbourne. You know sometimes
Speaker 2: its gonna be boiling hot forty degrees. Then suddenly got
Speaker 2: a storm.
Speaker 13: No, it was a lovely calm day of the sun
Speaker 13: was out, no wind. I've just got probably ten or
Speaker 13: fifteen acres of gun trees in my property and it
Speaker 13: just come down.
Speaker 2: Wow. All right, well let's put your reconcert. So have
Speaker 2: you still got pins in your shoulder?
Speaker 13: No? I had key or surgery. But I'm a little
Speaker 13: bit older than New York fifty six. It's just takes
Speaker 13: a long long time to heal.
Speaker 2: Was so amazing other stuff that it can do with
Speaker 2: this keyhole surgery. Now, I didn't know. I know they
Speaker 2: can do it for knees and stuff like that and
Speaker 2: knee reconstruction. I didn't know they do the same for shoulders. Yeah.
Speaker 13: Well the other shoulder done two years previous as well.
Speaker 12: So it's really buggered.
Speaker 14: Me up because I live on a farm as well.
Speaker 2: How do they think how do you think that the
Speaker 2: surgeons practice keyholes surgery because it's so precise and with
Speaker 2: that game operation or does and I actually go through
Speaker 2: a keyhole and they're trying to thread it through there
Speaker 2: and go when you can do the keyhole keyhole surgery,
Speaker 2: then we'll let you loose on actual live human deady day.
Speaker 2: Thank you very much and cool. We have a good day, Shane.
Speaker 2: Good morning, Good morning, Shane morning crew. Oh are we Yeah?
Speaker 2: We're good Shane. I hope you're well this morning, buddy.
Speaker 2: And what body part aches for you this morning? What's
Speaker 2: aching that left me?
Speaker 11: I had a surfing ex of it when I was eighteen,
Speaker 11: dropped in on a wave, fell down and smashed the may.
Speaker 12: On the board, broke the board in half. Four operations
Speaker 12: later and last operation three pins put in the knee.
Speaker 2: Oh wow, I didn't know that you could actually add
Speaker 2: something like that could happen, that you could actually drop
Speaker 2: down on the suburb with such a force you'd break
Speaker 2: it in half. I thought any sharks could do that
Speaker 2: to the boards.
Speaker 15: I come down with such force and yeah, straight on
Speaker 15: the board and he broke it.
Speaker 2: So how old are you now? How many years ago?
Speaker 2: Is was? When you were eighteen?
Speaker 12: I'm forty two now.
Speaker 2: That's what It's still in a bad way.
Speaker 11: Yeah, it plays up every now and then.
Speaker 14: I know when the rain's coming because and they starts twitching.
Speaker 2: You should be on weather Man from Shane's knee. Weather now, Shane,
Speaker 2: what's its same? No, you're right mate.
Speaker 4: How what are we looking like today?
Speaker 2: Shane? Yeah, what's the knee saying?
Speaker 8: Yeah?
Speaker 12: No, and it's all right today?
Speaker 11: But it should be right.
Speaker 12: It might Ryan, but then they'll start twitching.
Speaker 2: Do you know what we have to check in with
Speaker 2: you as a weather reporter Shane's knee? How do we
Speaker 2: get on weather? We've got a listener's knee who lets
Speaker 2: us know.
Speaker 4: How we could do reverse weather. So Shane, when it
Speaker 4: starts twitching, you call the show. Yes, we're still on there,
Speaker 4: We'll go eight. That's it pull the washing in.
Speaker 2: Rain today, take your umbrella, get a jacket on today
Speaker 2: it's going to rain. And what happens to the knee
Speaker 2: when the rain's coming? Does it starts to eight beforehand?
Speaker 12: You can feel it.
Speaker 15: It starts to twitch a little bit, it starts to
Speaker 15: ache little bit.
Speaker 14: So yeah, you know when the cold weather's coming, and.
Speaker 12: A bit of round as well.
Speaker 2: Probably it's not that you know what I just on
Speaker 2: the first time I've heard that people who've had like
Speaker 2: broken bones and they reckon they know when bad weather's coming.
Speaker 4: How it's a good one for our smarter than Google
Speaker 4: on Thursday hotly, Yeah, definitely, all right, Shane, thank you
Speaker 4: very much, buddy, have a good day.
Speaker 11: Thanks guys.
Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show, Melbourne's Gold one oh four
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Speaker 2: This day, mystery on this day, all right, on this
Speaker 2: day and mystery we go back in time today February
Speaker 2: the nineteenth. Back in twenty ten, jimber Tiger Woods, when
Speaker 2: it would appear that Tiger Woods's time management was pretty amazing.
Speaker 2: Now only had he been the world's greatest golfer, playing
Speaker 2: in tournaments all over the world, he had friends all
Speaker 2: over the world as well.
Speaker 4: But he was in Melbourne when it all started to unravel.
Speaker 4: Oh really, yeah he was what was he playing the
Speaker 4: president like the.
Speaker 5: Was it the President's Cup something something like that, but it.
Speaker 2: Would have been it's obviously at the end of this year.
Speaker 2: But yeah, back in twenty ten on this day in
Speaker 2: history for the nineteenth was when he did the televised,
Speaker 2: rambling fourteen minute speech begging for forgiveness from his wife.
Speaker 2: If I was saying, maybe this is between you two,
Speaker 2: not millions of us watching on TV, no sounding it
Speaker 2: with us chat to the wife. So it was, but
Speaker 2: it really happened in November was when do you remember?
Speaker 2: I remember as soon a radio show for the BBC
Speaker 2: we had to interrupt it for coverage. It looked like
Speaker 2: he just crashed his car in his own driveway, right.
Speaker 4: She was chasing him with golf club.
Speaker 2: With the golf club thinking he was an intruder. And
Speaker 2: I remember thinking, I don't think, no, we've heard the
Speaker 2: anywhere near the start that learned the end of this story.
Speaker 2: Why would she think he was an intruder in his
Speaker 2: Mercedes and hit her with up one of his irons
Speaker 2: as well, one of his golf clubs. And amazing and
Speaker 2: then it all just unraveled. Wow. Anyway, but that's not
Speaker 2: the thing I'm really talking about.
Speaker 4: To that all lies ahead for you in the golf career.
Speaker 4: You're on lesson three at the.
Speaker 5: Moment, Sarah, would happily you knock him over the head
Speaker 5: with a golf stick.
Speaker 2: Domestic bute. Yeah, all right, thanks Pats, All right on
Speaker 2: this day in mystery today though, February the nineteenth, let
Speaker 2: me take you back in time. In fact, why don't
Speaker 2: we get in a time machine? Time machine? Time machine?
Speaker 2: Where are we going?
Speaker 16: Stom were sun.
Speaker 2: Uh toylet's you say over there?
Speaker 16: I think, oh spec Zachy, Hey, yeah.
Speaker 2: We're back in the time machine. Send me back to
Speaker 2: twenty nineteen to set this up now with a phone number.
Speaker 2: So twenty nineteen, a world record was set today. That
Speaker 2: powerful acting. That's what you just heard, by the way,
Speaker 2: that powerful acting. Me back at that moment when the
Speaker 2: world record was set. You got to guess what it was. Oh,
Speaker 2: you want to go back in the time machine? All right, anyone,
Speaker 2: that's all hold hands and jump back in time. We're
Speaker 2: going to the time machine, time machine, time machine?
Speaker 16: Were suburn uh toilets?
Speaker 17: You say over there, I think, oh spec zaki, Hey, yeah,
Speaker 17: go back.
Speaker 2: In the time machine, going to twenty nineteen, so I
Speaker 2: can tell you now in the future present calling nine
Speaker 2: four one four one oh four three, a world record
Speaker 2: was set today.
Speaker 4: Can we know the year that the time we just
Speaker 4: traveled to in the time machine?
Speaker 2: Nope, drivers, I went by the way. I didn't just
Speaker 2: go back in time. I went to the country as well.
Speaker 2: Hence the native tongue.
Speaker 4: Yes, there was a native tongue.
Speaker 2: What is in the language was? Did you recognize it?
Speaker 5: Japanese nope, Chinese nope, Malaysian nope, Singaporean.
Speaker 2: Nope, Swedish nope. English? Backwards all right? Nine four one
Speaker 2: four one oh four three. Let me play the clue
Speaker 2: one more time as we go back in that time machine.
Speaker 2: But the world record was set on this day in history.
Speaker 16: We're subburned, uh toilets?
Speaker 2: You say over there?
Speaker 16: I think, whoaspiss zechi.
Speaker 2: Hey, yeah, and I'm back nine four one four, one
Speaker 2: oh four three.
Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show, Melbourne's Gold one oh four point.
Speaker 2: Three History This morning and every morning on our show,
Speaker 2: This Time Morning with on this day in Mystery, is this.
Speaker 16: Day in mystery.
Speaker 2: On this day not just history but also powerful acting
Speaker 2: as well and sound effects of a time machine. So
Speaker 2: on this day in history, a world record was set.
Speaker 2: Something to do in the world of music. The clue
Speaker 2: this morning is this powerful short acting sketch. Us did
Speaker 2: you say over there?
Speaker 16: I think well spec Zachy.
Speaker 2: Hey, yeah, all right, let's find out what do you
Speaker 2: think it is. I don't know if we're going to
Speaker 2: get any right once this morning. Let's go the lines.
Speaker 2: Good morning to Jody. Oh wait, God, good morning Jody.
Speaker 2: What do you think the answer is?
Speaker 13: I think it might be the amount of people in
Speaker 13: an outdoor concert at Wimber Stadium for lyraid you're.
Speaker 2: Halfway right, wrong concert the Wembley Stadium were I think
Speaker 2: it was about ninety thousand to one hundred thousand. This
Speaker 2: is a eleve a lot bigger. It's a ridiculous answer.
Speaker 2: Hey about this, and you are halfway right? So thanks
Speaker 2: the guests. Nathan, good morning, yeap, Hello hello Nathan. What
Speaker 2: do you think the answer is? Mate?
Speaker 12: I believe it is the most bathroom user the concert.
Speaker 2: The most amounts of toilets use their concert.
Speaker 7: Yeah, that's all I believe.
Speaker 2: Well, I guess it kind of is technically part of
Speaker 2: the answer, but it's not exactly the right answer. So
Speaker 2: you are kind of right, okay, wonderful, all right, but
Speaker 2: kind of right, it's not the full answer. And let's
Speaker 2: go to Ross. Good morning, Good morning, Christian, Good morning, Ross.
Speaker 2: Welcome to the show. Let's talk to each other like this,
Speaker 2: And Rossie, why what do you think the answer is?
Speaker 13: I think that is a Queen do a concert in
Speaker 13: South Paolo for one hundred and thirty one thousand people.
Speaker 2: It's this world record was set in Brazil. It was
Speaker 2: set by a different band, though, Ross, you're almost there.
Speaker 2: It was set by the Rolling Stones. So tell you
Speaker 2: what the answer is, then get this. Then the Rolling
Speaker 2: Stones played on the Stay in History. It's Copa Cabana
Speaker 2: Beach a free concept part of their Bigger Bang tour
Speaker 2: two one point three to one point five million people
Speaker 2: all on the beach free concept of twenty songs. I
Speaker 2: remember I was loucky enough to interview Mick Jag about
Speaker 2: a year after it. He was saying how it was
Speaker 2: so there was so many bit but we can't even
Speaker 2: wrap your head around what even if you think about
Speaker 2: the g when it's full, it's an amazing sight. And
Speaker 2: how many people that as a und about hundred hundred
Speaker 2: thousand are you talking about thirteen times that to get
Speaker 2: to around one point three million, all on a beach.
Speaker 2: If you've seen the footage of it, it stretches out
Speaker 2: for miles and on the beach. Mick Jagger said to
Speaker 2: get them to the stage the only way they could
Speaker 2: do it, well, he said it was the only where
Speaker 2: they could do it from the six star hotel. Did
Speaker 2: you know there were six star hotels? He rights six
Speaker 2: star hotels? How much do you and me go to them?
Speaker 2: Six months they built a stairway that took them from
Speaker 2: the hotel to the stage.
Speaker 4: They built stairs over my crowd.
Speaker 2: Yeah, oh wow. So they could get them there and
Speaker 2: also it looked pretty cool as well, and they did
Speaker 2: twenty songs. If you go on YouTube, there's a really
Speaker 2: interesting little mini series, so free up there about it.
Speaker 2: It's like a ten part YouTube mini series about the
Speaker 2: making of and the gig as well.
Speaker 4: So is that what they is?
Speaker 7: There?
Speaker 4: A news radio was saying in your time machine.
Speaker 2: Now she was actually me and hush, she's at the gig.
Speaker 2: I'm at the gig, and she's saying, I love this band.
Speaker 2: There's so many people here in Portuguese, which is the
Speaker 2: native language of Brazilian. So yeah, it was the Running Stones'
Speaker 2: biggest ever gig. When I was reading up and it's yesterday,
Speaker 2: I didn't know that the world record is one point
Speaker 2: three million people all at one gig and free.
Speaker 4: But Banana Rama are trying to break it this weekend
Speaker 4: in Melbourne, quite right.
Speaker 2: The palais they're going to smash that.
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Speaker 2: When I was a teenager, I had a massive crush.
Speaker 2: You know those teenage crushes. Don't you say this? After
Speaker 2: how many posters were on that bedroom walls. It was
Speaker 2: splattered in posters and Kim Wha had a massive crush
Speaker 2: wild And a couple of years ago I was hosting
Speaker 2: some god awful awards to and I was introduced to
Speaker 2: Kim Wild and I've had a couple of drinks, okay,
Speaker 2: and it was like during an interval and it was
Speaker 2: really hard work hosting this too, and someone said, oh,
Speaker 2: do you want to come meet Kim one? Oh my god, yeah,
Speaker 2: it's thirteen, I said, crushing. So I went over and
Speaker 2: I'm chatting to her, and I don't know why I
Speaker 2: said this, but it's this creepiest thing to ever say
Speaker 2: to women. We were talking and I go and when
Speaker 2: I was thirty and I had a massive crush on you,
Speaker 2: and that was a conversation went dead there because you
Speaker 2: there's there's no need, no need to bring up such
Speaker 2: a grubby thing to say to someone. Dollar yours over
Speaker 2: the production, Patsy. I'm gonna have to hear it again,
Speaker 2: Christian O'Connors. Dollar your bes, alrighty, the cash is running out.
Speaker 2: I'll be really honest with you. Yesterday I had a
Speaker 2: big day. The boss said, splash the cash. On Monday.
Speaker 2: I splashed the cash. How much money do I spend yesterday?
Speaker 4: Big round total of five foul dollars with eleven thousand
Speaker 4: dollars remaining five thousand, five thousand on the dit you
Speaker 4: did yesterday?
Speaker 2: Wow? Okay, So I did have fifty thousand when we
Speaker 2: started this over three weeks ago, thanks to tintacar call
Speaker 2: one three tints to cover up. But I've been burning
Speaker 2: through that money. So it is down now two from
Speaker 2: fifty thousand and two.
Speaker 4: Eleven thousand, one hundred and eighty one and thirty five
Speaker 4: per cents.
Speaker 2: All right, So if you want me to pay your bills,
Speaker 2: you've still got time, but you need to headle a website.
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Speaker 2: let's call up someone live right now. You get chances
Speaker 2: four times a day seven o' tootch on the Breakfast
Speaker 2: shows ten am, one in the afternoon and four pm
Speaker 2: as well during with Gavin Miller, Claire Cassidy Croydon. Let's
Speaker 2: caller up right now. All you have to do is
Speaker 2: pick up and I will and if you pick up,
Speaker 2: I'll pay your bills.
Speaker 7: Hello Clay speaking Claire.
Speaker 2: Good morning. Hi, Hi Claire, you're live and god won
Speaker 2: a four point three?
Speaker 10: Oh wow?
Speaker 7: Hi?
Speaker 2: How are you sorry? Are you getting everyone ready? I
Speaker 2: know you've got three beautiful girls? You're getting ready for school?
Speaker 10: Yes I am. I'm just preparing lunches and they've just
Speaker 10: had breakfasts, so they're all very excited to hear me.
Speaker 2: And what are the girls got for lunch today? What
Speaker 2: are you preparing? What is sandwiches?
Speaker 10: Yes, for my youngest she's got what has she got
Speaker 10: cheese and lettuce sandwich?
Speaker 2: Yummy. Can I have some extra iceberg with salad green?
Speaker 4: All the kids at school want to sweat for lunch,
Speaker 4: but I.
Speaker 2: Say, boys in the yard of so jealous when I
Speaker 2: break out the old iceberg and give us a little
Speaker 2: bit of costs in there. Today as well is actually
Speaker 2: a bit of today, don't you find it? Claire. The
Speaker 2: biggest bull like is making their flipping lunches. My wife
Speaker 2: and I bicker and we do like trade offs. If
Speaker 2: you do this, then you can do that. Last night
Speaker 2: I was making the packed lunches and not cheese again, Dan,
Speaker 2: it's all. The one they really hate is tuna. When
Speaker 2: you break out the old tuna can.
Speaker 10: Ah, Yeah, now that's too smelly really, And my thirteen
Speaker 10: year olds she is actually the worst. So she has
Speaker 10: honey in her sandwich. She's looking honey.
Speaker 2: Evacuating the school. There's been so good terrorist incident.
Speaker 10: It's the fussy one of the kids when it comes
Speaker 10: to lunches, so she.
Speaker 2: Can't get away with just having honey sandwiches.
Speaker 15: Bear as long as.
Speaker 10: She eats it, I don't really care.
Speaker 2: It's amazing, great mummy, were Claire?
Speaker 10: Thank you so much.
Speaker 2: Well, listen, I'm glad you picked up so we can
Speaker 2: pay off your bill. You've got a bill here at
Speaker 2: home contents insurance? Is that to ensure all the stalks
Speaker 2: of honey? Then?
Speaker 12: Yeah?
Speaker 10: Occasionally, Yeah, it's basically because we rent and you know,
Speaker 10: if we you know, the house goes up in flames
Speaker 10: or something, and you know, we want to make sure
Speaker 10: we can replace everything. And yeah, it's a bit difficult
Speaker 10: to you know, on a limited income and with free
Speaker 10: growing kids.
Speaker 4: So yeah, well then we are wanted to have.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we're happy to help out. And you've got a
Speaker 2: oh this is sounding. So you've got an eighteen year
Speaker 2: old and you couldn't. Money's tight at the moment, and
Speaker 2: so we all know what that's like. And she couldn't
Speaker 2: have a big party, don't they?
Speaker 10: Yeah, they do. And I really wanted to make it,
Speaker 10: you know, something to remember for her because she's been
Speaker 10: my rock, you know, in the past several years. And yeah,
Speaker 10: unfortunately I had to sort of say, no, we can't
Speaker 10: really do much, but you know, we made it happen.
Speaker 10: We had a good time. I think she had a
Speaker 10: good day.
Speaker 2: One was her eighteenth, because that's a big birthday.
Speaker 10: It is a big birthday. It's in October.
Speaker 7: Last year.
Speaker 10: So it's a very difficult time because I've got all
Speaker 10: my kids within three weeks, all their birthdays.
Speaker 2: So it's a very and it's a couple of weeks
Speaker 2: before Christmas as.
Speaker 10: Well, exactly exactly, and then you've got school fees as
Speaker 10: well around that time, and then the New Years, so
Speaker 10: everything comes at once, so it's a difficult time.
Speaker 2: Now you're eleven year old little girl, she's getting into guitars.
Speaker 2: That the future rock and roll.
Speaker 16: She is.
Speaker 10: Yes, she had a first lesson last week and was
Speaker 10: very excited about it. And then she brought back the
Speaker 10: invoice and said, here you go. Mom's oh great, thank you.
Speaker 2: Well, I tell you what you want from us, three
Speaker 2: hundred and thirty nine dollars. I think we're going to
Speaker 2: give you a bit extra. It's not more money Monday,
Speaker 2: but you need to make her help, so I'm going
Speaker 2: to give you one thousand dollars a case.
Speaker 4: Oh my god, Oh Jesus.
Speaker 2: I think that works out too. If you buy Manuka, honey,
Speaker 2: it's only one job. There's a cheaper Coals version you
Speaker 2: can get, but that Manukul why is Manuka? Manukah and
Speaker 2: ink Cartridges? Don't get me started. In again. It's the
Speaker 2: world's most suspect something. It's a talk of the town.
Speaker 2: So listen, we're going to give you one thousand dollars
Speaker 2: a k.
Speaker 10: Oh gosh, thank you so much.
Speaker 2: And you never know who might hear this, who might
Speaker 2: want to offer some other little treats for your daughter
Speaker 2: for a birthday on her eighteenth as well. But listen,
Speaker 2: we're definitely going to up your money to a thousand
Speaker 2: bucks because the guitar lessons and everything you're trying to
Speaker 2: do and raise three beautiful girls as well, you need
Speaker 2: to make sure help and we're happy to do that.
Speaker 10: Oh, thank you so much, Christian, I do appreciate this.
Speaker 2: Hey, this is my pleasure, lovely chat you. We enjoyed
Speaker 2: speaking to you today, right back to the sandwiches and
Speaker 2: the old cross letters, the stuff of life. You live
Speaker 2: in a dream.
Speaker 16: Thank you.
Speaker 2: All right, you're doing a great job. You're an awesome mom. Okay,
Speaker 2: thank you, all right, take care Claire. All right, that
Speaker 2: was lovely, Thank you very much.
Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show, Melbourn's Gold one oh four
Speaker 1: point three.
Speaker 2: Don't you just want to help out a woman like Claire?
Speaker 2: You just know that she's a great person and awesome
Speaker 2: mum raising her three girls, you know, trying to just
Speaker 2: do a great job with them and doing a great
Speaker 2: job being a moment you can just tell that I
Speaker 2: can't out think and I can't move on, can't help
Speaker 2: but think any of the eighteen year old daughter feel
Speaker 2: bad if I got to ask a daughter's name. There's
Speaker 2: anything we can do to help out with like a
Speaker 2: late eighteenth birthday party if we shouldn't.
Speaker 4: Want the guy from gold like the music station.
Speaker 2: Throw and it doesn't have to be we don't have
Speaker 2: to be out that, but just to help them out.
Speaker 2: If there's a venue or anything that could just give
Speaker 2: them a little you know, just give them a late eighteenth,
Speaker 2: or if there is anyone that could help give us
Speaker 2: a call nine four one, one oh four three, anyone
Speaker 2: who could just out there have a late birthday by
Speaker 2: It doesn't have to be anything to do with us,
Speaker 2: but just they can have a little bit of a
Speaker 2: late birthday pike because you don't get your eighteenth again,
Speaker 2: the those key ages you get your eighteenth and you're
Speaker 2: twenty first. I still remember, Mike, do you remember? Did
Speaker 2: you guys you remember your eighteenth?
Speaker 4: M Yeah, maybe we did it in the backyard of
Speaker 4: mum and dad's place. Yeah, I have good fun memories
Speaker 4: of it. Did you have like a little party and
Speaker 4: you think you were an adult, don't you when you're eighteen?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Yeah, I also they're just do reminiscent. It really is
Speaker 2: a ball acher's parents having to do that pant lunch.
Speaker 2: I think if I everyone like the tats lotto, I
Speaker 2: just have someone full time came in in the evening
Speaker 2: and made that flipping pant lunch.
Speaker 5: Checked it out.
Speaker 4: It brings up your pants because I my mum was
Speaker 4: the same made my sandwich every day, and every day
Speaker 4: I'd come home from school forgetting to eat my sandwich
Speaker 4: and I'd piff it in the bin before I got home.
Speaker 2: What did you eat? Did you go to tuck shop
Speaker 2: or yeah?
Speaker 4: I just I would go through the day and not
Speaker 4: like I would eat all the like.
Speaker 2: No wonder you literally have half an normond to got
Speaker 2: anything else becausually when your calorie intec must have been zero?
Speaker 2: What do you eat?
Speaker 15: Air?
Speaker 4: And the kid I walked home with every day, my
Speaker 4: neighbor Scott, he would do the same thing, heavy sandwich instead.
Speaker 4: I don't know why he didn't put it in the bin.
Speaker 4: He piffed it on his roof. He had a bunch
Speaker 4: of sandwich.
Speaker 2: Was a lot of piffing going on in your neighborhood.
Speaker 2: The pigeons must have the field in Possum was eating
Speaker 2: off that roof. I remember if it was a real
Speaker 2: class system at school as well. But who had what
Speaker 2: in the pat lunch You tell the kids that had
Speaker 2: a bit of money, you know, because the lunch box,
Speaker 2: the lunch box and like the spread they'd have in there,
Speaker 2: the type of bread. I remember, right, even I didn't
Speaker 2: even have a like expensive lunch box or that. Mine
Speaker 2: would just be you know, the bag that the bread
Speaker 2: came in. Yeah, my mom would just keep those and
Speaker 2: wrap it in that I'd kind of get it out
Speaker 2: really subtly. So people can go go lunch box to
Speaker 2: get really anxious.
Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show Melbourne's Gold one oh four point.
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Speaker 2: We've had a good look at the many, many, many
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Speaker 2: can based on yesterday, we're just doing it and can
Speaker 2: you fill the love tonight? And it's Goodbye Yellow Brick Road.
Speaker 2: This is farewell tour. He's going to chuck in a
Speaker 2: few from the Lion King, right, So I love that line,
Speaker 2: I intend to go dressed as a lion.
Speaker 4: Lion King soundtrack my first everite album I own, Yeah.
Speaker 2: Got so many great suckle lifeata. Yeah, he's gonna do that,
Speaker 2: isn't he? I don't know.
Speaker 4: Does he put in a funny voice like the Mika
Speaker 4: in the movie.
Speaker 2: I think the ending is he comes out as a
Speaker 2: lion dressed at the piano and sings them from the
Speaker 2: Lion King. Some of you might know how these go.
Speaker 2: It's hard to play the piano with the lions. Paul,
Speaker 2: all right, so we're asking you, Jack, You ready to
Speaker 2: show them how it's done? The first album you ever got?
Speaker 4: Ready?
Speaker 18: God, can you feel the.
Speaker 2: Tune? Night? Very good? Those are the best ones you've done. Okay,
Speaker 2: let's see how Tina Turner gets on, pats Are you ready?
Speaker 13: Yeah?
Speaker 5: I am? And can your feud the love to night
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Speaker 2: Well, I keep going, Please don't, please don't just see
Speaker 2: more hot air balloons fall out the sky. Actually that's
Speaker 2: what I crashed those two balloons yesterday. Perhaps he starts
Speaker 2: singing the nova balloon, fill out the sky, keep singing, Patsy,
Speaker 2: let's bring them all down, bleave the very please, all right,
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Speaker 2: Until we're number one. Every hour, pats we'll sing on
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Speaker 2: John John, Christian O'Connell's Helson OK. Day two. These amazing
Speaker 2: out on John tickets this morning and the line we're
Speaker 2: asking you to China your best out and John is
Speaker 2: from this from can you feel the love tonight? Fu
Speaker 2: lis Bit. We need to feel it and then you
Speaker 2: can have these amazing out and John tickets. All right,
Speaker 2: then hopefully it's a little bit better than yesterday. Let's try.
Speaker 2: Andrew is up first of all. Good morning, Andrew, Good morning.
Speaker 7: How are you doing?
Speaker 15: Christian?
Speaker 2: I'm good? And how are you feeling this morning? Do
Speaker 2: you think you can be out in John? I hope so,
Speaker 2: I definitely think the al right, so I'm gonna give
Speaker 2: you a little bit of reverbandoo to help your voice
Speaker 2: out there we go, all right, there he is technology.
Speaker 2: All right, here you go. I'm gonna play in the
Speaker 2: first bit and then you jump in all right.
Speaker 12: Yeah, and.
Speaker 2: Yeah I did, I could there. Actually that was very
Speaker 2: very good Andrew, well done. He's still there with a
Speaker 2: big voice with the echo machine. All right, and you
Speaker 2: stay there. Strong start this morning. Let's go to Annie.
Speaker 2: Good morning, good morning, Good morning Annie. She's got echo there.
Speaker 2: Sounds like you're the bottom of a well. Annie. Where
Speaker 2: about you calling from you on the school run.
Speaker 10: I'm just gotting to work this morning.
Speaker 2: Okay, all right then, good luck Annie, let's here. You're out.
Speaker 7: John, can you see the.
Speaker 2: Sorry everyone, very very very good. Another strong one. Both
Speaker 2: very good today and you and he were on a roll.
Speaker 2: Stay there, and let's go to Geelong now and David,
Speaker 2: come morning, David, Good morning, Christian el John fan a
Speaker 2: good man? All right, all right, let's see who are
Speaker 2: singing as Elton John? Good luck?
Speaker 12: And can you feel love?
Speaker 2: Yeah? Another very good one. David's strong entry Strong Entry
Speaker 2: one final contested this morning. Megan, good morning, good morning Megan.
Speaker 2: You so you're gonna be singing and driving?
Speaker 13: Oh yeah for sure?
Speaker 2: Okay, whereabouts on the lovely roads this tomorrow morning? Are
Speaker 2: you in Melbourne? Oh? Where in the on the Monash?
Speaker 2: On the Monash? Right? Okay, right you ready? Who's in
Speaker 2: the car with you? Are you alone with my two boys?
Speaker 2: Two boys as well? They're doing back in vocals. They're
Speaker 2: going to do harmonies, I hope so well. They must
Speaker 2: know the lion King, right, yeah for sure? Great, you're
Speaker 2: bringing them up right? All right? Meghan bring it.
Speaker 18: Year in carey, be alone?
Speaker 2: And how is there to control how you had it all?
Speaker 2: Stay there? You are straight into the Live sing Off final.
Speaker 2: The question really is who's taking you on? So Meghan
Speaker 2: goes there. That's a high standard. Who do you think
Speaker 2: takes on Megs?
Speaker 4: I think David. They're all good. I mean either the
Speaker 4: the reverb machine does everybody.
Speaker 2: It's forgiving, but they are. They're all nailing it today.
Speaker 2: They're on point, all right, So let's go. Let's get
Speaker 2: David back. David our friend a janong. Yeah, yeah, yep, okay,
Speaker 2: David one more time. You're in the Live Single final.
Speaker 2: Now fifty to fifty chances of getting these Elton John tickets.
Speaker 12: Good luck thank you, thank you.
Speaker 2: Oh that's that other one. Just when we thought it
Speaker 2: was he has that beautifully done. It sounds it sounds
Speaker 2: almost a matter of fact that he makes it work.
Speaker 2: Great stove, David, Let's get Mega Mac still probably not
Speaker 2: moved during the last minute on the are there on Monash?
Speaker 2: All right you ready, all right? The always ready in
Speaker 2: the car?
Speaker 10: You ready?
Speaker 12: Bye?
Speaker 2: Yes, all right, help mama out, she's in the final go.
Speaker 13: Far and care.
Speaker 2: Hellove and how is le Win? A right there, it's Meghan,
Speaker 2: it's ah you. You've got the Elton John tickets. Thank
Speaker 2: you so so much. That's all right. You off to
Speaker 2: go and see Elton John Live. Get great seats at
Speaker 2: the Rod Laver Arena for Elton John's farewell tour. You
Speaker 2: also get the backstage tour and you also to get
Speaker 2: to sit on stage add his piano. Well done, well sung,
Speaker 2: Thank you so so much, really, thank you, all right,
Speaker 2: good luck on the score, run slid to Meghan Sinnator boys,
Speaker 2: bye hye.
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Speaker 2: Three to say well Grace song. This is Steven Nicks,
Speaker 2: that amazing guitar riff edge of seventeen. Just coming up
Speaker 2: for ten minutes past stay Tuesday morning, it's time for
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Speaker 2: here they are no red order, I tell him I
Speaker 2: didn't notice. Yes they put the bins out its recycling.
Speaker 2: Yeah no, no big old clinking around of empty booze potters.
Speaker 2: Because normally it's a big old who's came off pretty quickly.
Speaker 2: So lights, no wine in there, The bin was like
Speaker 2: half fall My Tommy's got more room in here all
Speaker 2: right then, So today's five topics Lies your parents made
Speaker 2: you tell? I thought of this one because I was
Speaker 2: remembering over the weekend as a friend of mine and
Speaker 2: he was his Mum and dad were very postitional and
Speaker 2: them once they went away. They drove away to a
Speaker 2: holiday in England, and the dad had a meltdown and
Speaker 2: hated the holiday camp. They drove back in the middle
Speaker 2: of the night. This dad was a surgeon and a
Speaker 2: very stuck up guy, and he didn't want the neighbors
Speaker 2: or anybody else knowing that they come back from their
Speaker 2: holiday on the first day, so he drove the car
Speaker 2: back in the middle of the night, parted it in
Speaker 2: the garage, and made them live in the house for
Speaker 2: the next couple of days and all convinced the lie
Speaker 2: that they had a great time on holiday. Isn't that
Speaker 2: just so?
Speaker 18: What?
Speaker 4: No lights on it? Nine?
Speaker 2: Or they just kept very quiet in So lies your
Speaker 2: parents made you tee this morning? Also, have you got
Speaker 2: any stories I want to hear about unusual weird things?
Speaker 2: That you've been hit by. I was hit by a
Speaker 2: woman at the weekend, walking on the street in Hampton
Speaker 2: High Street, going way too fast, way too fast, on
Speaker 2: one of those mobility scooters.
Speaker 4: Things are dangerous chucking into.
Speaker 2: Like a big old bag of chips. No care for
Speaker 2: me is I went flying into a shop window. It
Speaker 2: went over my heir. This thing was curdling along. She
Speaker 2: must have been going seventy k's an hour. Slight saggeration.
Speaker 2: Things you've been hit by? Okay, starting with me, mobility scooter?
Speaker 2: What have you got? Do you have a pet with
Speaker 2: a superpower? All right, I'm still convinced. My dog and
Speaker 2: occasionally when she wants German Shepherd dog wink at men, Sorry,
Speaker 2: sorry again, pats over the weekend she just sort of
Speaker 2: does it to tease me and go, I know you
Speaker 2: can wink? You could?
Speaker 5: What in command?
Speaker 18: No?
Speaker 16: No?
Speaker 2: When she feels like could she just go and I
Speaker 2: come down the morning, she's going, all right it again?
Speaker 2: You Why wouldn't you do when I want you? We
Speaker 2: could tour. We'd be millionaires when you who wouldn't come
Speaker 2: and see the winking dog? Oh?
Speaker 4: Maybe in the nineteen twenties.
Speaker 2: Neverlace now, can't see the winking dog, I said, winking.
Speaker 2: All right, so so far we've got lies your parents
Speaker 2: made to town things. You've been hit my pets with
Speaker 2: superpowers like my winking dog, and breaking things in your
Speaker 2: own home as a grown up. As a kid, you're
Speaker 2: always knocking something over and breakers, So what amount when
Speaker 2: you're a grown up breaking things in your own home
Speaker 2: practicing my goal swing at the weekend. My wife doesn't
Speaker 2: know that yet. We're in a rental. I raise a
Speaker 2: golf club, not checking what was above me, hit a light,
Speaker 2: took out of lights. So breaking things in your home
Speaker 2: as a grown up. And lastly today famous people in planes,
Speaker 2: trains and automobiles. Have you seen a famous person on
Speaker 2: a plane, train or automobile? Who have you seen? Which
Speaker 2: one were they in? All right, that's the five this morning.
Speaker 2: Lies your parents major town things, you've been hit by
Speaker 2: pets with superpowers, breaking things in your home as a
Speaker 2: grown up, and famous people in planes, trains and automobiles.
Speaker 2: As always, the big number is nine four one four
Speaker 2: one oh four three, nine four one four one oh
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Speaker 1: Next the Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show, Melbourne's Gold one oh
Speaker 1: four point three we.
Speaker 2: Could development's biggest radio phone in on Breakfast Radio five
Speaker 2: to bit. Tuesday on The Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show, It's
Speaker 2: Gon one I four point three Phil Collins the Studio
Speaker 2: eighteen minutes past eight. Today's five topics are lies your parents,
Speaker 2: major town things you've been hit by with super bowers,
Speaker 2: breaking things in your home as had grown up and
Speaker 2: spawning famous people. Spotting celebrities either on a plane, in
Speaker 2: a train or the car. A couple of quick stories
Speaker 2: in a coming This is great one about her pets
Speaker 2: and superpowers. Christian. I believe my pet has the power
Speaker 2: of invulnerability. Last year was walking my dog. It saw
Speaker 2: a dead rat in the road and went for it.
Speaker 2: He was on a leader my ad. He was hit
Speaker 2: by a Toyota Yaris doing about forty He walked away
Speaker 2: my dog with a bloodshot eye and just a dessicated toe.
Speaker 2: The Yaris not so well front end smashed with about
Speaker 2: two thousand dollars worth of damage and God for pet insurance.
Speaker 2: Our dog's name is Bear and he is like a bear,
Speaker 2: a fifty five kilogram husker mute beautiful looking dog had
Speaker 2: shown Jack a photo of bear, so that's amazing. Other
Speaker 2: fact that Bed's got a desiccated toe a bloodshot eye
Speaker 2: was the tote. The toyote Yaris is in a bad way, Christian,
Speaker 2: talk about things you've been hit by? This comes from Alis.
Speaker 2: I was side swiped by Bono's Limo, as in Bono
Speaker 2: from you two is Limo. My friend and I were
Speaker 2: crossing the road to a big stadium, the sun Call Stadium.
Speaker 2: We thought it might be saved a cross because the
Speaker 2: police motorbikes had passed, but it turned out it was
Speaker 2: a cavalcade for the car and they would just wait
Speaker 2: for them. Bono looked ride us out the window with
Speaker 2: a c of oh Jesus, really, Christian. I was hit
Speaker 2: by an ice cream truck when I was six. I
Speaker 2: spent six weeks in hospital and never got my ice cream.
Speaker 2: That is ti, Nick, you start to hear that. Let's
Speaker 2: go to the lines, Matt, good morning, Good morning Christian. Okay, Matt,
Speaker 2: which one are.
Speaker 14: You calling in about things I've been hit by?
Speaker 2: Okay? And what's your story? Mate?
Speaker 14: So I was at a birthday party with Alison Wonderland.
Speaker 14: Same someone decided become as from my chair. I don't
Speaker 14: know which one that is. That's the hair that likes
Speaker 14: the frost of people get their late for tea.
Speaker 2: Yep.
Speaker 14: So this person expecting me to dart uh throws a
Speaker 14: teaspoon at me. It's me in the heads. So I
Speaker 14: was hit by a flying teaspoon. Adam E from Wonderland
Speaker 14: a birthday pi.
Speaker 2: Okay, so we can add that to all this. Tho
Speaker 2: me and the mobility scoot to you with the flying teaspoon.
Speaker 2: Perfect setting Willie and and Alice in Wonderland tea party.
Speaker 2: All right, Matt, thank you very much. She called Jess good.
Speaker 8: Morning, good morning, how are you.
Speaker 2: I'm good, Jess, thanks for calling five Topic Tuesday excellent.
Speaker 9: I have a really good one for you. My dog
Speaker 9: loves to sing. That's his superpower.
Speaker 2: What would it sing to?
Speaker 9: So he has favorite songs. I recently, well not recently,
Speaker 9: but I discovered that there were certain songs if I
Speaker 9: sang along to them in the car at home, that
Speaker 9: he would join in on and he even tries to harmonize.
Speaker 9: So his favorite song is by the boomtown Rats, and
Speaker 9: that would be I don't like mondays who.
Speaker 2: Beast exactly?
Speaker 9: He loves it. He also loves seeing Chandelier a song
Speaker 9: It's fantastic. Yes, also another one that he loves too.
Speaker 2: So yes, we need to we need to test this
Speaker 2: life on the show. Okay, I will line those what's
Speaker 2: your dog's name? His name is Stormy, Stormy. I will
Speaker 2: line up Stormy's favorite songs, play them, and I want
Speaker 2: to hear Stormy sing.
Speaker 9: Okay. I've got some video too, so I can try
Speaker 9: and do that perhaps tomorrow morning. I'm on my way
Speaker 9: to work right now, but I can definitely do it
Speaker 9: tomorrow morning.
Speaker 2: What time are you're at home? So we can make
Speaker 2: this happen on the show, and I will rearrange tomorrows
Speaker 2: show to build this.
Speaker 9: Seven ams fine, by seven am.
Speaker 2: We will have a singing Stormy on the radio. Tow Fox,
Speaker 2: don't come in fee five and I've got.
Speaker 4: A sing And then if you can prove these things,
Speaker 4: he can go for the album on ticket today to class.
Speaker 9: It sounds like a plan.
Speaker 2: Chess, Chess, that's amazing. We'll speak to you tomorrow and
Speaker 2: here from Stormy singing.
Speaker 12: Okay, don't worry, says mate.
Speaker 2: Well, I thought I'd a turn to dog that can wink.
Speaker 2: If I put the two of them together, Stormy and
Speaker 2: my niche shirt. Wow, I'm going to be a millionaire, right,
Speaker 2: Keep the calls coming. Nine four one four, one oh
Speaker 2: four to three.
Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show, Melbourne's Gold one oh four point.
Speaker 2: Three, running five phoners at the same time as take
Speaker 2: squeeze in another couple of quick calls before we get
Speaker 2: the latest news headlines from Pats on the line waiting patiently.
Speaker 2: So Sylvana, Sylvania, Sylvana, Sylvana, great name, Sylvanna. Welcome to
Speaker 2: the show and welcome to five topic Tuesday.
Speaker 9: If you go, mate, Well, pulled up at a satellite
Speaker 9: at Carlton and had my window down on this line
Speaker 9: and who comes up next to me the right line,
Speaker 9: chop A Reid.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'd be terrified. This is why I'd empty my
Speaker 2: guts if I saw chop a Reed at the car
Speaker 2: in the car next to me.
Speaker 10: I did, I did. I couldn't waite away, wait to
Speaker 10: take off.
Speaker 2: He's just asking for direction, so I would just say
Speaker 2: a lot the way you turn that corner, then you can't.
Speaker 2: All right, thank you very much, your co Let's try
Speaker 2: Kate then, good morning, Good morning, Hey Kaylen, welcome to
Speaker 2: the show. What's your story for us?
Speaker 10: Things I broke as an adult?
Speaker 6: I was really cross at the kids one day and
Speaker 6: threw one of their.
Speaker 10: Toys at the floor and it bounced up and broke
Speaker 10: my sixty five inch TV.
Speaker 2: No, you punish yourself that way, don't you? The TV.
Speaker 2: It's all about our beloved TVs. A sixty five inchro
Speaker 2: as well. What a tiny crack, big crack, big crack.
Speaker 2: Oh no, it's not like your windscreen. Whey, give it's
Speaker 2: a little one. But oh that's a nightmare. Klen. Thanks
Speaker 2: your story. Ruins Katelyn, thank you very much. Keep your
Speaker 2: calls come. We take some more after the headlines The.
Speaker 1: Christian O'Connell breakfast Show, Melbourne's Gold one oh four point three.
Speaker 2: All right, Shane, thank you very much for waiting for
Speaker 2: the last ten minutes to share your story with us.
Speaker 2: No worries, all right, Hugh Grant, give us your story.
Speaker 15: At JFK Airport about the head to London. I think
Speaker 15: he had a TV short at the time he was
Speaker 15: trying to promote with poor rating.
Speaker 2: Son Shaney. I love that.
Speaker 4: I can't remember a few grand TV shows I've done
Speaker 4: well because it's not in our memories.
Speaker 15: Yeah, yeah, so I think he was already in a
Speaker 15: bad mood anyway. So I'm lining up my turn at
Speaker 15: the counter. When I put my pastor on the counter,
Speaker 15: Hugh Grant's pushed in front and p he's on top
Speaker 15: of mine.
Speaker 2: At the same time, he's not He's not a big
Speaker 2: guy Shane either. He's a shorter guy than he'd realized
Speaker 2: that I thought.
Speaker 15: About it, so either way. So then the guy behind
Speaker 15: the counter was like, are you two traveling together? And
Speaker 15: I've just looked at him and realized that's you Grant
Speaker 15: and I've just gone no, it's just me. And then
Speaker 15: the guy goes, sorry, so you'll have to step back
Speaker 15: in line. So then he has absolutely let fly with
Speaker 15: a barrage of f bomb. He was there with his manager.
Speaker 15: He was trying to calm him down. So yeah, he
Speaker 15: wasn't happy at all.
Speaker 4: But what a bold move as well, to put the
Speaker 4: passport right on top of your aggressive like.
Speaker 2: Wait in line. Yeah, that's shocking. Many years ago, was
Speaker 2: one in the morning and are going to see an
Speaker 2: American comedian at the Edinburgh Comedy Festival. Hugh Grant was
Speaker 2: there with a load of young friends and they got
Speaker 2: thrown out of the gig. This is all online, you
Speaker 2: can read it. They got thrown out the show.
Speaker 4: What were they doing wrong?
Speaker 2: One of the group he was with wasn't over eighteen.
Speaker 2: You can't be in a venue that time in the morning.
Speaker 2: Got thrown out. Yeah, wow, she was with them as well.
Speaker 2: He had a great old night as well.
Speaker 15: Yeah, he was definitely New York promoting. I'm pretty sure
Speaker 15: it was a TV show, wasn't working. He was on
Speaker 15: a late night show as well.
Speaker 2: The promoter, Shane's going about that TV show you have
Speaker 2: to google. You're now going to make me google a
Speaker 2: Hugh Grant TV show. I remember. I remember a few
Speaker 2: stinky movies he's done. It's also funny movies as well,
Speaker 2: but there was one Mickey Blue Eyes with James Cahn,
Speaker 2: which was an absolute stinker. It's not a great film.
Speaker 2: I think he was fleeing. I think he was hiding
Speaker 2: in America to escape that. That's why I was maybe
Speaker 2: thought he was a gangster hanging out with James Cahn.
Speaker 4: Mickey blue Eyes has a close, close place in my
Speaker 4: heart because my dad had it borrowed from Blockbuster and
Speaker 4: they kept sending him let us saying hey keep it
Speaker 4: blue Eyes, and they were Blockbuster went out of business,
Speaker 4: and so he's still got Mickey blue Eyes.
Speaker 2: I'm trying to remember. Is that the movie where he
Speaker 2: had an American accident as well?
Speaker 15: Oh I can't remember that.
Speaker 2: Well, yeah, no, I'm gonna have to look into the huguet.
Speaker 4: I can't find it. What era was this TV show.
Speaker 15: Shane TV show? Look, it could have been a movie,
Speaker 15: but whatever it was, it was bombing.
Speaker 2: And hence the reason why're trying to what It was
Speaker 2: bombing and Troy was stepping in front of you in
Speaker 2: the line. That's great story, Shane. Al Right, glad we
Speaker 2: got it this morning. Thank you, mate, Jesus, Lisa in
Speaker 2: Craigie bone coome on and Lisa.
Speaker 8: Hi, yep, I'm here.
Speaker 2: Great, I'm here. Fine at last, we finally meet this
Speaker 2: morning and Lisa tell us your story on five time
Speaker 2: but tuesdays, so it's taken a while to get to you.
Speaker 2: We try and get through as many calls as possible.
Speaker 8: Sorry, that that's okay. So basically, when I was sixteen,
Speaker 8: my dad's a lawyer and he had clients asking him
Speaker 8: why he was late on some paperwork, and he told
Speaker 8: them it was because I had a mental breakdown over
Speaker 8: some homework. I guess, and I was in hospital. So
Speaker 8: they came over to visit at our house a few
Speaker 8: days later with flowers, and I had no idea what
Speaker 8: was going on. So he had to tell me what
Speaker 8: was happening, I guess, and I to pretend like, yeah,
Speaker 8: I'd just been in hospital over a mental breakdown.
Speaker 2: That is sckey. Wow, wait, Lisa, that's incredible, Lisa, thanks
Speaker 2: you cool?
Speaker 8: Oh good, No, where he's from?
Speaker 2: Right? Thank you.
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Speaker 2: What a time to be alive. We spoke to Jess
Speaker 2: earlier this morning on five but Tuesday, along the topic
Speaker 2: pets were superpowers. Heard dog Stormsey. He can sing. This
Speaker 2: dog will sing when certain songs are played to him
Speaker 2: and he will sing to I don't like Mondays by
Speaker 2: the boomtown Rats. We're hoping to bring you this tomorrow
Speaker 2: morning live on the show. Jess the owner manager if
Speaker 2: you will of Stormzy and so email mes just got
Speaker 2: to work. Beautiful looking dog. Little updates. She forgot to
Speaker 2: tell us that there's another dog called Nix. Nix sings
Speaker 2: backing vocals. When Stormsy sings friends, It's all building. This
Speaker 2: is why I came to the Southern Hemisphere to find
Speaker 2: a singing dog that will sing. I don't like mondays
Speaker 2: tomorrow on the show seven am. It's all building to this.
Speaker 2: Very excited now when we do five TOI but Tuesday,
Speaker 2: we're getting, like you know, last week, this week, so
Speaker 2: many phone calls. That are two producers hard working, yep,
Speaker 2: hard working. I'm talking about the old the world's oldest producer,
Speaker 2: Brad and then fog On leg gorn Beck. They work hard.
Speaker 2: They are at the sharp end though, trying to hear
Speaker 2: the stories. And I think that to improve customer service
Speaker 2: they need help. Sure, they need help, don't they.
Speaker 4: Well, there's so many calls coming in, especially during that
Speaker 4: five topics.
Speaker 2: They've got to hear the stories and they work out,
Speaker 2: oh is that a good one, And then they've got
Speaker 2: to let the right people through and you know, say
Speaker 2: and be kind to the ones that aren't quite right
Speaker 2: and maybe just come over from Fox and don't have
Speaker 2: to tell a story. And it's okay. We're going to
Speaker 2: take them wile to house train them again and get
Speaker 2: them out of that sheltered life they've had over there,
Speaker 2: just dealing on the bread crumbs that have been thrown
Speaker 2: by that show. So what I'm saying is when you
Speaker 2: call out some different organizations, some people are very very
Speaker 2: good on the phone. Doctor's receptionists are amazing because they
Speaker 2: can't just let anyone in to see the doctor. Who's
Speaker 2: the doctor on the show? Who's in the surgery? Is
Speaker 2: it you? It is?
Speaker 4: Yeah? Okay, so they're the receptionist for your office?
Speaker 2: Thank you? So all right, so do we get who
Speaker 2: do you think are the best people to deal with
Speaker 2: when you call an organization? Because the doctor's receptions are
Speaker 2: very good. They've got to find out what's wrong with
Speaker 2: you and then they work out whether or not you
Speaker 2: should call somebody else or go to a chemist, you know,
Speaker 2: so they have to hear that and they're strong but fair.
Speaker 4: So you want a real doctor's receptionist to come in
Speaker 4: here in the morning before they go to a Tuesday
Speaker 4: nine to five job.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and take pop in here, just help us out
Speaker 2: for five double Tuesday? Yeah? Who else do you think
Speaker 2: is good? So if we see if we can find
Speaker 2: someone who's a doctor's receptionist. Who else do you think
Speaker 2: is good when you call them up? Because these days
Speaker 2: it's a rare thing to even speak to a human,
Speaker 2: yeah or not? Have to wait eighty seven minutes and
Speaker 2: we put through a system of like was it hash
Speaker 2: one to speak to a human?
Speaker 1: I know?
Speaker 2: They put back in the thing, they go zero, you're
Speaker 2: back in the original menu.
Speaker 4: The people that drive through maybe, or are they good?
Speaker 2: Aren't they because they tell you what they are? The patient?
Speaker 2: Aren't the because some go, oh, what's that Chickenny one?
Speaker 2: Or you go no, no, no, she doesn't want I thought
Speaker 2: you said he wanted to scratch the price, and then
Speaker 2: they read it back to you.
Speaker 4: Especially if you haven't been through certain fast food in
Speaker 4: a while and you're staring at the board like, oh,
Speaker 4: I haven't been KFC for a bit? Do you still
Speaker 4: do chicken?
Speaker 2: You're right? Okay, So we need for five to whiches
Speaker 2: there next week. Someone who is an active doctor's receptionist
Speaker 2: and someone who is an active person on the old
Speaker 2: drive through speaker yep, and you want them in here,
Speaker 2: go out there calls with the dynamic duo. Great, all right,
Speaker 2: see if you can help us out, please let me
Speaker 2: note nine four one four three.
Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show, Melbourne's Gold one oh four
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Speaker 2: Time for this morning's at work time waster. Nice prize
Speaker 2: every single day this week you can go to Flemington
Speaker 2: and off to the races this weekend for Australian Guineas Day.
Speaker 2: Tickets are twenty five dollars. Through ticket tech you can win.
Speaker 2: You and three mates are the best at work time waster.
Speaker 2: We get again today. Today we're looking for your body
Speaker 2: part movies. How are your sicking?
Speaker 4: I'm happy with mine?
Speaker 2: Happy, all right.
Speaker 4: I even got a huge grant one in there too.
Speaker 2: Yeah, break the story. Oh nice, all right then, so
Speaker 2: body part movies. Here's mine. I've got Harry Potter and
Speaker 2: they're deathly bowels. The sound of mucus thoracic Park, I
Speaker 2: had to google how to spell thoracic the upper chest region.
Speaker 4: Spell thoracic G, thoracic.
Speaker 2: T H yep, yep, you no, do you know what?
Speaker 2: Let's do a show spelling radio radio thumb like it hot,
Speaker 2: that's great, cloudy with a chant. No, that's rude. Actually
Speaker 2: not that one shows that one as well. Let's leave
Speaker 2: it with thumb like it hot. Okay, what have you
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Speaker 4: Ankle buck, Gorillas in the wrist yep, chinny chinny bang bangs,
Speaker 4: gold and forehead, weddings and a funeral.
Speaker 2: All right, Send us your body part movies. The best
Speaker 2: time we get when we mark them in ten minutes time.
Speaker 2: You're off to the races for you and three mates
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Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell breakfast Show Melbourne's Gold one oh four
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Speaker 2: If tomorrow morning goes well with a singing dog, we
Speaker 2: got more that during the next half an hour. I
Speaker 2: just had it offer. One of our listeners has got
Speaker 2: a dog that he reckons, will high five meet on command.
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's the kind of common dog tree.
Speaker 5: It's like shake hands, isn't it.
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Roll shape, Yeah, we're seeing the old classic shape boar shape,
Speaker 2: bar and then you give them a treat. But you've
Speaker 2: seen a dog off your high five, I know.
Speaker 4: But you're talking about a dog seeing boomtown rats up
Speaker 4: against the dog del high five?
Speaker 2: All right, we tore the Incredible Dog Show. We need
Speaker 2: a couple to come on and do the warm up,
Speaker 2: all right, A high five in dog. It's going to
Speaker 2: go and chat the people in the front row and
Speaker 2: start sticking the poor and high fiving the poor. That
Speaker 2: is that's good enough?
Speaker 4: Good enough? Yeah, that's a good price.
Speaker 2: We can't hold the Incredible Dog Show and come straight
Speaker 2: in with I don't like mondays. Whether you need to
Speaker 2: build them up? How do you build them up? High
Speaker 2: five dog, Paul?
Speaker 4: Okay, alright, just don't put it on the poster.
Speaker 2: Ideal show we build to this year. Dogs win prizes,
Speaker 2: all right, I'm serious, Producer Beck, make a note of
Speaker 2: dogs win prizes? All right? So body part movies remember
Speaker 2: the best one today? We get that you're off the races.
Speaker 2: You and three mates to a straining Guinea's day at
Speaker 2: Flemington this weekend. The fast and is humorous, great start, gold,
Speaker 2: very smart Scott and Warby, well done, Enemy of the Prostate.
Speaker 4: God.
Speaker 2: Greg, Greg and dandon On, well done et extra testicle naughty? No,
Speaker 2: how did that one get through? Naughty? Naughty? Naughty bone alone?
Speaker 4: That's all right? Silver?
Speaker 2: Oh no, he emailed me, saying, check your text I
Speaker 2: said one, and he has had a gold this year,
Speaker 2: our friend Luke and Noosa stoking, you know, because he
Speaker 2: was having a bad run of form and now a
Speaker 2: silver is better than the bronze. He's only Michigan.
Speaker 4: Maybe I didn't bone alone. It's a silver plus.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you're getting bit of hope that Ben and Ted's
Speaker 2: excellent denture.
Speaker 4: That's good gold. A scar is worn silver.
Speaker 2: Julian mo Rabin, no country for old meningitis. Listen, it's
Speaker 2: not illnesses. It's part of that from the day top
Speaker 2: gupi bowl, but effective.
Speaker 4: Gold plus some like it's not no bronze.
Speaker 2: Peter in Trquy dancing. Spleen all right, silver pains train
Speaker 2: and ah no s it's done, he means, plain sprains
Speaker 2: and automobiles, Silver demo, Silence of the Glands.
Speaker 4: Better silver plus.
Speaker 2: Spleens just not that into you, Spleens, not even not
Speaker 2: that good silver plus. Lisa okay, who is after races
Speaker 2: them and three mates this weekend.
Speaker 1: Top Gut, top gut, You're the winner. Enjoy the Christian
Speaker 1: O'Connell breakfast show. Melbourne's Gold one oh four point three.
Speaker 4: I was at a friend's house yesterday. Who still lives
Speaker 4: with his parents, and his dad is fond of putting
Speaker 4: up signs around the house that he makes.
Speaker 2: It probably saying time to move out, gravy train coming
Speaker 2: to a hale, get out.
Speaker 4: Year on year, kids stay in houses longer and stay
Speaker 4: with their parents longer and longer.
Speaker 2: Devastating news. I love my daughters, but you know, listen,
Speaker 2: you've got another years. Then out you go out the nest,
Speaker 2: cut the cord.
Speaker 4: This was a laminated sign that he'd made him laminated.
Speaker 2: You've got that's a big production. Now we've got a
Speaker 2: home laminator.
Speaker 4: It even had pictures, so it's a bit of photo shopping.
Speaker 2: What did it say?
Speaker 4: So the toaster sits under their overhead cabinets, and the
Speaker 4: overhead cabinets are quite low, so obviously he's been the
Speaker 4: toast has been melting in the.
Speaker 2: Bottom of the cabin peeling off the paint and stuff
Speaker 2: like that.
Speaker 4: So the sign says, do not toast underneath the cabinets.
Speaker 4: Underneath that has a photo of the toaster underneath the
Speaker 4: cabinet with a big X on top of it. Then
Speaker 4: it says please move the toaster out onto the bench,
Speaker 4: and then under that a photo toaster out on the
Speaker 4: bench with a big tick above.
Speaker 2: That's incredible. This guy's had to put those up for reason. Yeah,
Speaker 2: because he's obviously tried a reason with the sun. Please
Speaker 2: stop doing that, and nothing's happened.
Speaker 4: And now that just leaves twenty four to seven in
Speaker 4: their family kitchen, just so that when visitors come over
Speaker 4: they know how to toast properly, like.
Speaker 2: A hotel or something that I've got a We use
Speaker 2: post it notes a lot. Ninety nine nine percent of
Speaker 2: them are my wife around various rooms in the house.
Speaker 2: There's only one I've got. It tries me nuts how
Speaker 2: much loo roll my daughter's use. I mean just rings.
Speaker 2: I put a loo roll in in the evening when
Speaker 2: I come back in the afternoon, and I'm saying, I
Speaker 2: always go and check it's gone. So now the post
Speaker 2: it note just angry, says block capitals because you know
Speaker 2: I can't write lower case. Think of the trees that's
Speaker 2: right above the plunge and the flusher. So I wanted
Speaker 2: to think about how much roll they use.
Speaker 4: You should put it halfway through the toilet roll, then
Speaker 4: roll it back up so that when they're using it,
Speaker 4: they've come across the post it note halfway through do you.
Speaker 2: Know what about this? What if I just a portion
Speaker 2: their daily usage? No too much?
Speaker 4: My hotel will put towels in the chrucolate on your
Speaker 4: head at the night. You can put their serving of
Speaker 4: toilet papers toilet.
Speaker 5: I put post it notes in the fridge for Chris
Speaker 5: not to eat certain foods. So I did a lasangnia
Speaker 5: the other week in we had people coming over love
Speaker 5: what homemade one Yeah, and he would just come home
Speaker 5: from work starving, hungry, cut a big slice out of
Speaker 5: the woos out of the middle of it. So it's like,
Speaker 5: do not eat, Chris, don't touch.
Speaker 2: And it works all right. So tonight, if you've got these,
Speaker 2: take a picture of them tonight and share them with
Speaker 2: us tomorrow morning. If you want to email when when
Speaker 2: you get back and you have homes with these signs up,
Speaker 2: email me for tomorrow's show. Christian at Godwei four to
Speaker 2: three dot com dot au.
Speaker 1: For Christian O'Connell breakfast Show Melbourne's Gold one oh four
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Speaker 2: We end on exciting news as we look forward to
Speaker 2: something magical happening on tomorrow's show. Not one possibly two
Speaker 2: singing dogs Storms Eat with backing vocals from his other
Speaker 2: mate dog as well. This is a bit we're hoping
Speaker 2: to get them into the studio. Yeah, all right, to
Speaker 2: see if they can do this, as promised by a
Speaker 2: listener Jess earlier when we're talking about pets with superpowers.
Speaker 2: So tomorrow morning, just after seven o'clock, in an ideal world,
Speaker 2: let's hope we live in that ideal world. You will
Speaker 2: why they're laughing. You will tune in this great radio
Speaker 2: station and you will hear a singing dog.
Speaker 4: And then what's next for us? We take them to
Speaker 4: X Factor. We tour the world.
Speaker 2: Absolutely Suddenly we're up in Darwin playing to packed houses. Oway,
Speaker 2: it's not the circus is in town that storm. See
Speaker 2: the singing dog is into.
Speaker 4: We open for Fleetwood Mac and they to us.
Speaker 2: So it's all there for us. Tomorrow morning, seven a m.
Speaker 2: Stand by your phone so could be calling you next time.
Speaker 2: Of today's show is My Winking Dog The
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