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Speaker 1: We've got a guest in the studio in Todd Cash.

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Speaker 1: Fornjoins as welcome.

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Speaker 2: What's going on. My name is Tom.

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Speaker 3: It's great to have you here, Tom, great to have

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Speaker 3: you here.

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Speaker 4: It's good to be here being Tom.

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Speaker 5: He's alerding to an idea we've got and I'm actually

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Speaker 5: very very excited about it. But before we get to

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Speaker 5: the big idea about you not being Tom stand up special,

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Speaker 5: you're doing one.

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Speaker 2: That's it. It's out. It's out a week ago.

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Speaker 6: It's called Pests and it's free on YouTube for anyone

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Speaker 6: to watch. It kind of takes the audience through a

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Speaker 6: beautiful series of jokes, but also the landlord reference kind

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Speaker 6: of media Yes, yes, yes, but this is finally now

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Speaker 6: my perspective on what was a media storm which ended

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Speaker 6: up with like politicians in the Act Parliament arguing about

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Speaker 6: whether I was trying to be funny or not.

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Speaker 7: Basically, really, yeah, so you.

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Speaker 6: Asked for a reference for a landlord. I asked my perspective,

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Speaker 6: landlord that approved me. They wanted me in there desperately.

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Speaker 6: I said, hey, wait a second, could you please get

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Speaker 6: a referen I've given me three references from my existing.

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Speaker 2: Landlord, from my employer from a.

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Speaker 7: Friend of mine.

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Speaker 2: I don't know why you need to know that I'm

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Speaker 2: a good friend.

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Speaker 6: Yeah yeah, could you please get a reference from one

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Speaker 6: of your tenants to prove you're a good landlord?

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Speaker 2: And they said no, and also you're you're out.

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Speaker 6: We don't want to approve you anymore. Then subsequently, two

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Speaker 6: weeks later, another unrelated landlord approved me.

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Speaker 7: Found out I was that guy that was the most.

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Speaker 6: Annoying tend to live from the news also canceled my approval.

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Speaker 6: Really and this was covered in media, including in this

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Speaker 6: beautiful program.

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Speaker 5: I don't know if this gives away too much from

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Speaker 5: people watching the special, but what was the what's the

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Speaker 5: resolution here?

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Speaker 7: I mean, yes it does.

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Speaker 4: Sorry, yeah right, no, no, I mean yeah.

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Speaker 6: The resolution I think is that absolutely no change has

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Speaker 6: been made because no one in Australia will ever fix

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Speaker 6: this problem and it's an ongoing problem.

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Speaker 3: The power.

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Speaker 6: I think this was a symptom, one of many symptoms,

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Speaker 6: but a very specific symptom that I kind of went

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Speaker 6: through of the power and balance that exists between landlords

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Speaker 6: and tenants and asking for references. It is certainly not

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Speaker 6: going to fix that, but god, it was a good

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Speaker 6: example of it if you even asked for.

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Speaker 7: A MEAs leading.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, they couldn't even believe it. And even the real

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Speaker 6: estate the head of the real estate institute, who who

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Speaker 6: represents real estate agents, set on record, I think accidentally

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Speaker 6: that what I had proposed was actually.

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Speaker 1: Pretty reasonable, and even then gone, wow, So there's no

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Speaker 1: hope none that I discovered.

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Speaker 2: But also I'm a comedian, so it's also not completely

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Speaker 2: do you.

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Speaker 8: Find that hard?

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Speaker 1: Like I mean in general, I mean, obviously this has

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Speaker 1: been magnified on a much larger scale where they're kind

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Speaker 1: of in parliament going is he being a dickhead? I mean,

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Speaker 1: that's why it's called a show, is called pests I

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Speaker 1: imagine it was? Or is he actually genuinely like, I

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Speaker 1: don't know, are you in a relationship? Is that something

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Speaker 1: that's like constantly indue for you in your everyday life?

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Speaker 6: No, being argued about whether being a hero or an

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Speaker 6: idiot is not an issue in my life.

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Speaker 7: And I'm single.

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Speaker 6: I wonder what they were One politician was saying, literally said,

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Speaker 6: there's a quote in the show this will lead us

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Speaker 6: into utopia, just like no, it has the potential to

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Speaker 6: lead us into utopia, making it a law that you're

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Speaker 6: gonna ask landlords for references.

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Speaker 2: I'm watching.

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Speaker 6: It was my idea, I'm easy, folks, let's not get

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Speaker 6: too great away. But then another guy was being like,

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Speaker 6: it comes from TikTok. This guy is an idiot. He

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Speaker 6: was just true for the last one, but go easy mane.

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Speaker 3: I looked him up.

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Speaker 2: He has a TikTok hypocrite, so like, yeah, it got interesting. Wow.

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Speaker 4: Do you know who I looked at recently?

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Speaker 5: Tom Cashman, a guy who's currently touring in Australia called

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Speaker 5: Fred again. He makes this banger famous d J, you're

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Speaker 5: the wrong verse indu engineered, I mean again. He's probably

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Speaker 5: the most famous music producer in the world at the moment.

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Speaker 5: He was in Australia for something else and then pretty

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Speaker 5: much just announced, Hey, I'm doing ten shows in Sydney

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Speaker 3: He is, he's a phenomenon.

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Speaker 7: At the moment, I preferred for the first time, Oh

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Speaker 7: very good.

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Speaker 2: I don't think.

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Speaker 8: Come.

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Speaker 6: I love that like cool Australia, cool music, cool kind

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Speaker 6: of particularly guys like the Here guys. They were like

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Speaker 6: twenty years ago. They were playing guitar guitars and now

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Speaker 6: they're going.

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Speaker 2: The coolest thing.

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Speaker 5: It is as cool as well, that is, that's going

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Speaker 5: to be you. Because I had never seen Fred again.

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Speaker 5: I saw a picture and I was like, that's Tom Cashman,

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Speaker 5: straight up, Tom Cashman.

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Speaker 4: Look at it. I've got a photo in front of you.

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Speaker 6: Goodness gracious, Okay, that's a mirror, right, I mean, I'm

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Speaker 6: loving this.

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Speaker 2: I'm just nodding along.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, okay, you're you're a poor man's fread again.

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Speaker 4: You're I read the first time.

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Speaker 7: Come on, lucky guys.

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Speaker 5: But the amazing news is because we knew you looked

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Speaker 5: like Fred Again, we have organized you to have an

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Speaker 5: interview with Mitchchury, who does.

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Speaker 4: Nights here at this station.

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Speaker 5: Okay, he is currently standing by thinking that he is

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Speaker 5: about to interview. Yes, this DJ Sensation fread again. So

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Speaker 5: I'm just gonna I'm cooling you up slightly, if that's okay.

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Speaker 2: I've got to get you needed it.

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Speaker 3: Not that not that you needed any huge cool up.

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Speaker 2: Oh you're putting a different clothes on me, just a

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Speaker 2: baggy jumper. I was actually.

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Speaker 7: Impressed with the shirt that I wore.

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Speaker 8: But that's fine.

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Speaker 2: This this is okay, this.

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Speaker 1: Is a really tough he's kind of like a backhanded

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Speaker 2: Backhanding out?

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Speaker 3: Look, what do you know?

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Speaker 1: I think if you've been watching task Master, which I've

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Speaker 1: been watching religiously, mate, But well, congratulations, it's such a

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Speaker 1: great show.

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Speaker 3: Thank you. You can also go and see Tom's brand

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Speaker 3: new comedy special Pest. It's on YouTube. Or he's doing

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Speaker 3: a comedy show called Everything.

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Speaker 1: But he's also touring the country selling out the Syney

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Speaker 1: Opera House and rob Laver Arena as Fred Again Wood

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Speaker 1: you and I think he's got a double ganger in

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Speaker 1: Fred Again.

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Speaker 3: Now that you're in here in person.

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Speaker 6: I.

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Speaker 4: Still see. For the record, I still see.

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Speaker 6: I've put a cool hat on and I've put a

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Speaker 6: jumper on and you're like, it does not suit this guy.

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Speaker 2: You never worn this in ever?

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Speaker 4: Can I plucked us the accent?

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Speaker 8: Yes?

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Speaker 4: So you're from England?

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Speaker 7: Okay, I'm from London.

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Speaker 8: Yeah.

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Speaker 3: Nice, he's posh.

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Speaker 7: It's absolutely fantastic to be here and I love.

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Speaker 3: To dg this is Okay, that's exactly what it's going.

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Speaker 7: To in this absent from no On.

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Speaker 3: Nice.

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Speaker 5: Okay, So we have got Mitch Jury on standby. He

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Speaker 5: does a show on this station. Night's with Mitch.

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Speaker 4: Okay, we're going to bring a computer in, okay.

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Speaker 5: Or you're going to be on Zoom with Mitch. Your

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Speaker 5: task yes, little task master reference there is to pull

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Speaker 5: off an interview as Fred again for five minutes.

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Speaker 7: Five minutes. That is much longer than I thought it

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Speaker 1: See as long as you can really I think five

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Speaker 1: minutes is I mean, that's how long you'd probably interview

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Speaker 1: him for. With these high profile junkets, they're normally a

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Speaker 7: Five minutes is an extraordinary laugh period of time.

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Speaker 4: Okay, here we go.

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Speaker 3: We're going to duck out. Mitch is going to be

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Speaker 3: joining you.

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Speaker 7: Live now, that's sure.

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Speaker 8: Hello, buddy, how are you? Oh much so nice to

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Speaker 8: meet you.

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Speaker 7: Yeah, gorgeous to meet you with two honest to god.

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Speaker 8: A big fan of your work, A big fan of

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Speaker 8: your line bike riding. I saw in your instra story.

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Speaker 8: I'm like that. To film on a line bike and

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Speaker 8: to ride through Melbourne like one handed. That is skill.

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Speaker 8: Your brain works in mysterious ways.

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Speaker 7: Zoom and then, but I'm zooming even more.

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Speaker 8: Now he's got jokes you are, tell you what you're

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Speaker 8: funny you're handsome, You're talented, I mean you are Are

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Speaker 8: you single? I mean, I'm sure people would want to know.

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Speaker 7: Oh I'm single for now, but you know who knows

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Speaker 7: what goes on on the tour?

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Speaker 8: You know, yeah, that's exactly right.

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Speaker 7: What the single match?

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Speaker 8: Yeah, I'm in a weird situationship, fred what what weird situation?

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Speaker 8: One with someone and I just doesn't have a label yet,

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Speaker 7: Together, so it's like, you're not together.

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Speaker 8: Don't make this about me. God, you're good. The psychology of.

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Speaker 3: Freddie s sorry me just on a lot of these

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Speaker 8: Hey, it's such a pleasure to have you on the

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Speaker 8: now a Grammy winner, you sell out shows in literal seconds.

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Speaker 8: A couple of years ago, this is I'm not trying

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Speaker 8: to be rude here, I didn't know who fred again was.

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Speaker 8: Now I can't escape you. You were everywhere that must

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Speaker 8: be for like, you know, a thirty year old, he's

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Speaker 8: been doing this quite a while. A good spot to

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Speaker 8: being in your career.

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Speaker 6: It's a fantastics what to be and can I say

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Speaker 6: a few years ago, I didn't know who you were either,

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Speaker 6: so it's even but no, absolutely, I was just making

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Speaker 6: of an Arrow. It's absolutely fantastic.

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Speaker 8: Is this a real accent?

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Speaker 3: This?

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Speaker 8: I feel like I'm on a sketch show. This is

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Speaker 8: a brilliant accents. What's the hybrid of where were you born?

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Speaker 6: Well, I've been in Australia for about five days, so

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Speaker 6: I thought it would be right to kind of adjust

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Speaker 2: So I'm putting one over on your humich.

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Speaker 8: Are you actually putting on an as the acent?

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Speaker 4: But then you walked into this nightclub with a backpack

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Speaker 3: Yeah.

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Speaker 1: Well, one kid asked if they were like, mate, you're

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Speaker 8: That's good stuff.

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Speaker 3: Sounds pretty good stuff.

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Speaker 1: Towards you and I are putting the myth it's not

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Speaker 1: and the way we are doing that is what You're

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Speaker 3: There is no secret, simply and you shall find all,

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Speaker 1: So look, I've beaten you at waiting effectively working in

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Speaker 3: We did that.

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Speaker 3: That fans to you at the past.

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Speaker 4: It definitely fans me at the past.

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Speaker 5: I think I created the song of autumn, so that

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Speaker 4: So I think we're wan.

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Speaker 1: All given that no one makes songs in autumn. I

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Speaker 1: but you want to have another crack at this? Yes,

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Speaker 5: You know, and this seems a bit obscure, but I

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Speaker 5: Well, I just think a big part of being a

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Speaker 4: You're a weapon at it.

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Speaker 1: dom You might know her from maths.

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Speaker 5: Famously, I was sitting there eating animal balls while her

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Speaker 7: I probably don't have to answer anything.

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Speaker 7: Literally no respect or no decency for anyone else but yourself.

450
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Speaker 10: I've never met anyone so self.

451
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Speaker 11: Centered you, that's right.

452
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Speaker 4: Well, wa totally wild, so she's very, very good at it.

453
00:19:10,560 --> 00:19:13,879
Speaker 1: Okay, well, she's very yeah, yeah, strong in a confrontation,

454
00:19:13,920 --> 00:19:15,760
Speaker 1: which I suppose is what a parking inspector has to

455
00:19:15,800 --> 00:19:17,880
Speaker 1: be exactly. All right, So you want to call Dom

456
00:19:17,880 --> 00:19:20,400
Speaker 1: and ask her, if you were a parking inspector, how

457
00:19:20,400 --> 00:19:21,440
Speaker 1: to deal with the confrontation.

458
00:19:21,720 --> 00:19:23,359
Speaker 3: Yeah, okay, keep in mind you've only got a minute.

459
00:19:23,359 --> 00:19:24,520
Speaker 3: That's the rule for all of these.

460
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Speaker 1: And then tomorrow, after you finished speaking to Dom today,

461
00:19:29,040 --> 00:19:31,440
Speaker 1: you and I will hit the streets as parking inspectors.

462
00:19:31,840 --> 00:19:35,800
Speaker 1: Yeah okay, all right, well and just like see how

463
00:19:35,800 --> 00:19:37,520
Speaker 1: many confrontations we have to deal with.

464
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Speaker 4: I think it's just who can dish the most tickets successfully? Okay,

465
00:19:41,720 --> 00:19:43,600
Speaker 4: I think that's the bit. Okay, we'll figure out the

466
00:19:43,680 --> 00:19:44,200
Speaker 4: rules tomorrow.

467
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Speaker 3: But okay, I'm going to call call Dom and see

468
00:19:47,040 --> 00:19:48,760
Speaker 3: how to deal with the confrontation. Yeah, all right, here

469
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Speaker 3: we go.

470
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Speaker 4: Hello, Tom, it's Woody. So good, so good. You're currently

471
00:20:00,600 --> 00:20:01,200
Speaker 4: live on air.

472
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Speaker 12: I'm currently live on air.

473
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Speaker 8: Great. Yeah, yeah, you really put me on the spot.

474
00:20:05,400 --> 00:20:08,120
Speaker 4: Sorry, very sorry. I've only got sixty seconds to talk

475
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Speaker 4: to you as well.

476
00:20:09,119 --> 00:20:10,359
Speaker 11: Okay, all right, let's do it.

477
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Speaker 5: Okay, So tomorrow I'm being a Parking Inspector.

478
00:20:15,040 --> 00:20:16,639
Speaker 10: Oh God, why would you want to do that?

479
00:20:16,840 --> 00:20:19,480
Speaker 4: Well, well, it's just yeah, I don't know. To be honest,

480
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Speaker 4: I don't know.

481
00:20:20,080 --> 00:20:22,680
Speaker 5: But I feel like the biggest issue we've been in

482
00:20:22,720 --> 00:20:26,000
Speaker 5: Parking Inspector is confronting people or being stuck in a confrontation.

483
00:20:26,160 --> 00:20:29,119
Speaker 5: So what's the key to being good in a confrontation?

484
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Speaker 5: Because I've seen you in this and you're very good

485
00:20:30,880 --> 00:20:31,159
Speaker 5: at it.

486
00:20:31,240 --> 00:20:32,199
Speaker 3: You've got thirty seconds.

487
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Speaker 5: Okay, Okay, I'm good at it.

488
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Speaker 13: Just walk away.

489
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Speaker 5: No, I don't think I can do that because I've

490
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Speaker 5: got to give the ticket to the car. So, like,

491
00:20:40,720 --> 00:20:43,000
Speaker 5: if someone attacks you, dom, Like, how do you like?

492
00:20:43,080 --> 00:20:45,480
Speaker 4: I've seen you and Garry Ann Kennelly go at it,

493
00:20:45,480 --> 00:20:47,200
Speaker 4: you know what I mean? Like you held your grand's

494
00:20:47,280 --> 00:20:48,120
Speaker 4: what's the key to that?

495
00:20:48,320 --> 00:20:48,840
Speaker 8: Ten seconds?

496
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Speaker 14: Look, I probably can't say it on radio.

497
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Speaker 15: Say it, Tom, We've only got ten seconds seven time.

498
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Speaker 4: I'm not sure if I'm going to be in the job.

499
00:21:13,119 --> 00:21:16,920
Speaker 5: Nothing good can come from sleeping in a different bed

500
00:21:16,960 --> 00:21:17,880
Speaker 5: in a different location.

501
00:21:19,119 --> 00:21:25,080
Speaker 4: Would you agree with that statement? Yes, because your bearings are.

502
00:21:25,000 --> 00:21:28,879
Speaker 5: Just right off right, Like you're in You're in a

503
00:21:28,920 --> 00:21:32,320
Speaker 5: new room, the toilet's in a new place, and I

504
00:21:32,359 --> 00:21:33,879
Speaker 5: just think if you wake up in the middle of

505
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Speaker 5: the night, are we talking.

506
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Speaker 1: Like from the perspective of a five year old, no,

507
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Speaker 1: as a thirty year old.

508
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Speaker 3: Let me tell you a quick story.

509
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Speaker 5: So I was away on the weekend, so I'm in

510
00:21:43,520 --> 00:21:46,840
Speaker 5: a different bed. Okay, So I'm sleeping in a bed

511
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Speaker 5: with my partner, mim though, And it just so happens

512
00:21:49,200 --> 00:21:51,240
Speaker 5: that the way that we set up, we we ended

513
00:21:51,280 --> 00:21:52,600
Speaker 5: up going on different sides.

514
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Speaker 3: Of the bed from what from what you? Wow, that's weird.

515
00:21:55,680 --> 00:21:58,120
Speaker 1: As soon as we get to any foreign bed, it's

516
00:21:58,160 --> 00:21:59,560
Speaker 1: just like, assume your position.

517
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Speaker 3: Don't even talk about it. Why did just what?

518
00:22:01,720 --> 00:22:01,800
Speaker 10: So?

519
00:22:01,840 --> 00:22:03,639
Speaker 5: I think our number one rule is I'm closest to

520
00:22:03,680 --> 00:22:05,960
Speaker 5: the door, of course, And because the door was on

521
00:22:06,000 --> 00:22:09,720
Speaker 5: the different, different side set up, it's for me, it's.

522
00:22:09,600 --> 00:22:12,040
Speaker 1: Just if you're never go to the door, yeah, fair enough,

523
00:22:12,400 --> 00:22:14,520
Speaker 1: fair enough, sacrificial lamb spot and.

524
00:22:14,480 --> 00:22:16,239
Speaker 5: To be honest and would be a better fighter than

525
00:22:16,280 --> 00:22:19,080
Speaker 5: you if an intrudu absolute anyway, that's the way we

526
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Speaker 5: do it. And because of the way the door was

527
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Speaker 5: set up, I was on a different side to what

528
00:22:22,280 --> 00:22:23,000
Speaker 5: I'm usually like.

529
00:22:23,160 --> 00:22:25,359
Speaker 1: Okay, so you're already you're you're playing away and then

530
00:22:25,400 --> 00:22:26,399
Speaker 1: you're playing away from away.

531
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Speaker 4: It's so confusing.

532
00:22:27,760 --> 00:22:29,680
Speaker 5: Anyway, I wake up in the middle of the night,

533
00:22:30,119 --> 00:22:32,800
Speaker 5: it's all dark, and usually what I do at home

534
00:22:32,920 --> 00:22:34,399
Speaker 5: if I wake up in the middle of the night

535
00:22:34,440 --> 00:22:38,640
Speaker 5: and I have a little bit of gas, is I

536
00:22:38,680 --> 00:22:42,919
Speaker 5: open up the doner, hang my bottom out at the

537
00:22:43,000 --> 00:22:47,680
Speaker 5: edge of the beard and let it go out so

538
00:22:47,720 --> 00:22:51,760
Speaker 5: it's not going to disturb her sleep. Now you're already

539
00:22:51,800 --> 00:22:55,359
Speaker 5: putting together what's happened here. I'm on the other side,

540
00:22:55,480 --> 00:22:59,200
Speaker 5: so I think I'm doing this chivalrous thing, and I

541
00:22:59,280 --> 00:23:01,560
Speaker 5: think I'm putting my bottom over the edge of the

542
00:23:01,600 --> 00:23:08,240
Speaker 5: bed dunes out. I had put my bottom like right

543
00:23:08,359 --> 00:23:12,080
Speaker 5: up like towards this.

544
00:23:12,040 --> 00:23:14,920
Speaker 4: Day, half asleep. I'm half asleep, well, and it's automatic.

545
00:23:15,320 --> 00:23:16,159
Speaker 4: It's automatic.

546
00:23:16,480 --> 00:23:20,240
Speaker 5: So I just put my right into her and so

547
00:23:20,440 --> 00:23:24,600
Speaker 5: she wakes up to an all mighty fart.

548
00:23:24,880 --> 00:23:27,240
Speaker 4: And shock of her and she.

549
00:23:27,359 --> 00:23:29,400
Speaker 8: Was like, what did you did?

550
00:23:29,440 --> 00:23:33,040
Speaker 5: You just point it towards me and decide to absolutely

551
00:23:33,200 --> 00:23:35,000
Speaker 5: erupt on me and I and at that point I

552
00:23:35,080 --> 00:23:35,640
Speaker 5: was like, oh my.

553
00:23:35,640 --> 00:23:38,600
Speaker 8: God, what are you doing there? Why are you out

554
00:23:38,640 --> 00:23:39,040
Speaker 8: of the bed?

555
00:23:39,040 --> 00:23:40,879
Speaker 5: And then I was like, oh, hang on a second,

556
00:23:41,160 --> 00:23:45,399
Speaker 5: I've gone the wrong way? Is I just I just

557
00:23:45,520 --> 00:23:48,639
Speaker 5: think bad things happen when you sleep in a different

558
00:23:48,640 --> 00:23:49,840
Speaker 5: bed in a different location.

559
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Speaker 4: And I'm sure I'm not the only person who has

560
00:23:52,760 --> 00:23:53,360
Speaker 4: a story here.

561
00:23:53,920 --> 00:23:57,159
Speaker 5: Thirteen one oh sixty five is our number. What happened

562
00:23:57,160 --> 00:23:59,160
Speaker 5: when you slept in a different bed?

563
00:24:00,960 --> 00:24:01,200
Speaker 3: Yes?

564
00:24:01,359 --> 00:24:04,119
Speaker 1: Well, famously, a friend of ours was staying in a

565
00:24:04,160 --> 00:24:08,040
Speaker 1: hotel room. He thought the hotel door was the bathroom door.

566
00:24:08,480 --> 00:24:08,879
Speaker 4: Here we go.

567
00:24:09,000 --> 00:24:12,679
Speaker 1: Woke up in the middle of the night, node sleeps nude.

568
00:24:12,960 --> 00:24:14,199
Speaker 1: Woke up in the middle of the night. It was like,

569
00:24:14,240 --> 00:24:16,560
Speaker 1: oh great, there's the bathroom. Just because there's a little

570
00:24:16,600 --> 00:24:19,720
Speaker 1: light under the door. Open the door, And by the

571
00:24:19,840 --> 00:24:24,359
Speaker 1: time the door clicked lock, close, he realized he was

572
00:24:24,400 --> 00:24:26,399
Speaker 1: standing in the middle of the hallway of the hotel,

573
00:24:26,440 --> 00:24:31,120
Speaker 1: completely nerd, without his without a hotel card, by the way,

574
00:24:31,680 --> 00:24:35,639
Speaker 1: and only his boss in the room opposite. So that

575
00:24:35,640 --> 00:24:37,600
Speaker 1: that was yeah, and by the way, shouted out to

576
00:24:37,600 --> 00:24:41,960
Speaker 1: the horn if he's listening, stroke of genius, grabbed the

577
00:24:42,040 --> 00:24:45,520
Speaker 1: garbage bag from the hallway bin.

578
00:24:45,840 --> 00:24:48,080
Speaker 3: Brilliant and wore it like a dress like a poncho.

579
00:24:48,359 --> 00:24:50,040
Speaker 4: Brilliant. Yeah, actually actually quite genous.

580
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Speaker 1: A little bit of doodle out the bottom every now

581
00:24:51,400 --> 00:24:57,159
Speaker 1: and then, But apart from it, that's about as bad

582
00:24:57,200 --> 00:24:57,800
Speaker 1: as it gets me.

583
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Speaker 4: Thirty six five. What happened when you slept in a

584
00:25:02,040 --> 00:25:03,920
Speaker 4: different location, Felicia.

585
00:25:03,960 --> 00:25:07,359
Speaker 11: This was last year, Yeah, almost a year ago. It's

586
00:25:07,400 --> 00:25:10,840
Speaker 11: my fiftieth birthday. Yeah, And I got up to go

587
00:25:10,880 --> 00:25:12,560
Speaker 11: to the toilet. It was dark. I was in the

588
00:25:12,640 --> 00:25:16,240
Speaker 11: hotel room with my husband, and I went to the loop,

589
00:25:16,280 --> 00:25:19,479
Speaker 11: came back and thought the bed was nice and white

590
00:25:19,600 --> 00:25:20,960
Speaker 11: and fluffy and gorgeous.

591
00:25:21,000 --> 00:25:23,560
Speaker 9: I thought I would flop backwards.

592
00:25:23,040 --> 00:25:27,280
Speaker 11: On the bed, but I missed the bed and fell

593
00:25:27,520 --> 00:25:32,119
Speaker 11: on the hard concrete floor and broke my shoulder into places.

594
00:25:32,200 --> 00:25:38,440
Speaker 11: And it's still hurts, it's still, sergeant.

595
00:25:38,520 --> 00:25:41,560
Speaker 3: But there's nothing worse than thanks, Felicia.

596
00:25:41,680 --> 00:25:47,760
Speaker 1: Thinking that something like in your subconsciousness, assuming that something

597
00:25:47,880 --> 00:25:49,960
Speaker 1: is there or something is going to catch you. Yeah,

598
00:25:50,440 --> 00:25:53,560
Speaker 1: and it not been there At the moment when it's

599
00:25:53,640 --> 00:25:57,000
Speaker 1: not there, it's just so scary. There's like half a

600
00:25:57,080 --> 00:25:58,840
Speaker 1: second there. If I could, if I could make a

601
00:25:58,880 --> 00:26:02,200
Speaker 1: compilation on YouTube of the moment when people realized that, yes,

602
00:26:02,880 --> 00:26:06,040
Speaker 1: the seat wasn't there, that would be the best thing ever.

603
00:26:06,200 --> 00:26:08,840
Speaker 5: You were at the house party when my mat and

604
00:26:08,920 --> 00:26:11,280
Speaker 5: mum playing Tiggy in the house, and I went to

605
00:26:11,320 --> 00:26:12,880
Speaker 5: go and run outside and it was a.

606
00:26:12,720 --> 00:26:14,600
Speaker 4: Full wall length window.

607
00:26:15,119 --> 00:26:18,240
Speaker 5: Yes, And I hit windows, shattered window and fell back.

608
00:26:18,280 --> 00:26:20,040
Speaker 5: And I genuinely thought that moment that I'd hit an

609
00:26:20,080 --> 00:26:22,840
Speaker 5: alien force field.

610
00:26:22,880 --> 00:26:24,760
Speaker 4: Your mind just can't catch.

611
00:26:24,600 --> 00:26:27,399
Speaker 3: Up because you're just happened. I'm drawing straight down the

612
00:26:27,440 --> 00:26:30,640
Speaker 3: wall here. I love that. For most people, they'd be like, oh,

613
00:26:30,880 --> 00:26:32,280
Speaker 3: must have been some glass. I hadn't seen.

614
00:26:32,280 --> 00:26:35,920
Speaker 4: It was too quick, you quick, someone who with a

615
00:26:35,960 --> 00:26:36,480
Speaker 4: force field.

616
00:26:37,160 --> 00:26:40,800
Speaker 5: Let's go to story Zoe, what happened in a when

617
00:26:40,800 --> 00:26:41,960
Speaker 5: you slept in a different location.

618
00:26:43,080 --> 00:26:46,359
Speaker 9: I was at a friend's wedding with my partner, staying

619
00:26:46,359 --> 00:26:51,719
Speaker 9: in a hotel afterwards. Then, in my very broken sleep,

620
00:26:51,760 --> 00:26:54,199
Speaker 9: with my vivid dreams, I lifted my hand up and

621
00:26:54,320 --> 00:26:57,320
Speaker 9: smacked down as hard as I could onto his meat

622
00:26:57,359 --> 00:26:58,320
Speaker 9: and true edge.

623
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Speaker 1: Ah the foreign bed or is that just the dream?

624
00:27:04,600 --> 00:27:07,280
Speaker 9: I think I must have been sleeping funny in the.

625
00:27:07,240 --> 00:27:09,840
Speaker 14: Bed right right dream.

626
00:27:09,960 --> 00:27:13,119
Speaker 9: I vaguely remember doing it. I'm not sure the dream.

627
00:27:13,160 --> 00:27:14,720
Speaker 3: What was the what was the moment in the dream?

628
00:27:15,920 --> 00:27:16,879
Speaker 9: I can't even remember.

629
00:27:17,000 --> 00:27:19,879
Speaker 3: I just slapping down on a like slapping down like

630
00:27:20,160 --> 00:27:21,320
Speaker 3: a warrant or something.

631
00:27:21,359 --> 00:27:25,879
Speaker 1: Maybe you were my demand to search this peters you know,

632
00:27:25,960 --> 00:27:29,760
Speaker 1: well I don't know, Like what, well, well, well that's

633
00:27:29,760 --> 00:27:30,720
Speaker 1: what she's you know.

634
00:27:30,880 --> 00:27:32,399
Speaker 4: The funny thing is that has nothing to do with

635
00:27:32,440 --> 00:27:33,120
Speaker 4: being in a different bed.

636
00:27:33,160 --> 00:27:35,719
Speaker 5: I agree with you, she had my dream she smacked

637
00:27:35,720 --> 00:27:37,000
Speaker 5: her partner on the tod have you.

638
00:27:37,680 --> 00:27:41,800
Speaker 1: I've had a few, like recently where I've had where

639
00:27:41,800 --> 00:27:44,320
Speaker 1: I've been having sexy dreams and I've made a bit

640
00:27:44,359 --> 00:27:45,200
Speaker 1: of a play on sam.

641
00:27:45,400 --> 00:27:47,800
Speaker 4: Oh interest, that's really but I don't remember it at all.

642
00:27:48,240 --> 00:27:48,440
Speaker 8: Oh.

643
00:27:48,560 --> 00:27:51,160
Speaker 5: So she tells you that in the morning after, like, hey,

644
00:27:51,200 --> 00:27:51,800
Speaker 5: you tried to.

645
00:27:52,520 --> 00:27:54,359
Speaker 3: Oh no, She'll often wake me up at the time.

646
00:27:54,520 --> 00:27:56,920
Speaker 3: She was like, well, well, no, no.

647
00:27:56,800 --> 00:27:57,720
Speaker 8: I'm not Hoolliana.

648
00:27:57,840 --> 00:28:03,640
Speaker 4: I'm not Hooliana. Let's go to of course, because you're

649
00:28:03,640 --> 00:28:05,480
Speaker 4: in no control there, you're in no control.

650
00:28:05,560 --> 00:28:07,159
Speaker 3: Let's go to Shauna on thurday one.

651
00:28:07,240 --> 00:28:09,200
Speaker 1: Imagine if you were sleeping next to me, Hi, Shauna,

652
00:28:11,119 --> 00:28:13,200
Speaker 1: I'm getting on ki tour.

653
00:28:13,520 --> 00:28:16,439
Speaker 13: Sure. Yeah, So I went on the Katiki just before

654
00:28:16,480 --> 00:28:18,880
Speaker 13: COVID And of course, like Kentikies, you're in like funk

655
00:28:18,920 --> 00:28:20,520
Speaker 13: beds and stuff like this. So I normally sits in

656
00:28:20,560 --> 00:28:22,840
Speaker 13: the queen side like single, enjoy my life.

657
00:28:22,880 --> 00:28:23,160
Speaker 11: Whatever.

658
00:28:23,440 --> 00:28:24,159
Speaker 14: Anyway, I went.

659
00:28:24,040 --> 00:28:26,400
Speaker 13: Over there and they put me on a top bunk

660
00:28:26,600 --> 00:28:29,119
Speaker 13: and about half president I rolled the wrong way and

661
00:28:29,240 --> 00:28:31,880
Speaker 13: ended up smacking myself into the bedside table and ended

662
00:28:31,960 --> 00:28:33,439
Speaker 13: up with six stitches in New Zealand.

663
00:28:33,560 --> 00:28:34,359
Speaker 9: So that was fun.

664
00:28:34,760 --> 00:28:41,840
Speaker 3: Six ditches in New Zealand all the places. Emily's wait,

665
00:28:42,320 --> 00:28:46,120
Speaker 3: what didn't in the country there, did you? Emily? On

666
00:28:46,240 --> 00:28:47,760
Speaker 3: thirty one and six five.

667
00:28:48,440 --> 00:28:51,640
Speaker 12: Emily, I can't believe I'm called I'm embarrassed to tell

668
00:28:51,680 --> 00:28:52,360
Speaker 12: this story.

669
00:28:52,680 --> 00:28:54,520
Speaker 4: Awesome, that's the best story.

670
00:28:54,880 --> 00:28:57,520
Speaker 12: If I don't laugh at myself, then yeah, there won't

671
00:28:57,560 --> 00:29:00,160
Speaker 12: be there won't be a story in itself. We're the

672
00:29:00,560 --> 00:29:03,720
Speaker 12: Hen's Night down in Melbourne, staying in a hotel room.

673
00:29:03,760 --> 00:29:05,160
Speaker 12: So I was staying with her, a girl that i'd

674
00:29:05,320 --> 00:29:08,480
Speaker 12: met for the first time. When now I got extremely drunk,

675
00:29:08,600 --> 00:29:11,280
Speaker 12: got kicked out of the nightclub, got back into the room,

676
00:29:11,280 --> 00:29:13,200
Speaker 12: girl put me back into bed. So middle of the night,

677
00:29:13,240 --> 00:29:15,680
Speaker 12: I woke up to go to the bathroom and the

678
00:29:15,720 --> 00:29:17,480
Speaker 12: bathroom book doors like narrow and small.

679
00:29:17,560 --> 00:29:19,800
Speaker 14: So I got up, worked my way around like the

680
00:29:19,880 --> 00:29:22,880
Speaker 14: room could fill the door, went in, went to the

681
00:29:22,920 --> 00:29:26,440
Speaker 14: toilet and then Midwi. I heard the girl go, Emily, stop,

682
00:29:27,200 --> 00:29:30,680
Speaker 14: and I stopped Midwi, like opened my eyes and realized

683
00:29:30,720 --> 00:29:32,920
Speaker 14: I was sitting on the chair in the hotel room

684
00:29:33,040 --> 00:29:36,200
Speaker 14: seeking it was the toilet, peeking all over the floor.

685
00:29:40,280 --> 00:29:43,240
Speaker 1: You know, Emily, Apparently with men, once you lose that inhibition,

686
00:29:43,320 --> 00:29:44,360
Speaker 1: you can't get it back.

687
00:29:44,400 --> 00:29:45,640
Speaker 3: So have you done this since?

688
00:29:45,880 --> 00:29:46,800
Speaker 14: So embarrassed?

689
00:29:47,240 --> 00:29:48,080
Speaker 3: Have you done it since?

690
00:29:48,080 --> 00:29:48,440
Speaker 7: Emily?

691
00:29:48,880 --> 00:29:49,440
Speaker 14: No way?

692
00:29:50,040 --> 00:29:53,000
Speaker 4: I want weed on MIM's mum's car, thinking it was

693
00:29:53,000 --> 00:29:53,480
Speaker 4: the toilet.

694
00:29:56,320 --> 00:29:57,719
Speaker 1: What I said to you before the song, I'm going

695
00:29:57,760 --> 00:29:59,200
Speaker 1: to put you in the place you most want to

696
00:29:59,240 --> 00:30:01,800
Speaker 1: be some staneously that is the place you least want

697
00:30:01,800 --> 00:30:01,960
Speaker 1: to be.

698
00:30:02,120 --> 00:30:03,080
Speaker 3: What do you think that is?

699
00:30:03,240 --> 00:30:05,840
Speaker 4: I figured it out. Yeah, it's a Miley Cyrus concert.

700
00:30:06,120 --> 00:30:09,640
Speaker 5: I love Miley Cyrus so much, but I have noise sensitivity,

701
00:30:09,680 --> 00:30:11,160
Speaker 5: so I wouldn't want to be at a concert.

702
00:30:11,400 --> 00:30:12,800
Speaker 4: That would be my purgatory.

703
00:30:12,920 --> 00:30:16,000
Speaker 3: Good answer, it's heaven and Hell. It's a great answer.

704
00:30:19,120 --> 00:30:21,880
Speaker 1: So we're going to take you the long way to

705
00:30:21,920 --> 00:30:23,800
Speaker 1: get there because it's more torturous for you.

706
00:30:24,320 --> 00:30:27,320
Speaker 3: So I'm going to take you to Norway.

707
00:30:29,000 --> 00:30:33,240
Speaker 4: Okay, never been, No. I think people are very happy

708
00:30:33,240 --> 00:30:37,360
Speaker 4: in Norway. I think so in Norway.

709
00:30:37,400 --> 00:30:40,880
Speaker 1: There was a story today and this suggests maybe they're

710
00:30:40,880 --> 00:30:43,520
Speaker 1: not as happy as you think they are, ah where

711
00:30:44,000 --> 00:30:48,720
Speaker 1: they are expecting a well, sorry, they're experiencing an unexpected

712
00:30:48,840 --> 00:30:54,320
Speaker 1: health crisis. Oh no, seven hundred thousand people in Norway

713
00:30:54,960 --> 00:30:59,400
Speaker 1: have found themselves in the grip of a nasal spray addiction,

714
00:31:00,600 --> 00:31:04,600
Speaker 1: a sniff stick addiction. No why between twenty eighteen twenty two,

715
00:31:04,960 --> 00:31:08,480
Speaker 1: thirty six percent surge in sales, and they think the

716
00:31:08,600 --> 00:31:11,680
Speaker 1: number of sniff sticks sold in twenty twenty two alone

717
00:31:11,720 --> 00:31:14,160
Speaker 1: was eight point eight million sniff sticks.

718
00:31:14,280 --> 00:31:14,840
Speaker 8: Get out.

719
00:31:15,080 --> 00:31:15,880
Speaker 3: They think that in the.

720
00:31:15,960 --> 00:31:19,840
Speaker 1: US the number is close to approaching the ten million mark.

721
00:31:20,040 --> 00:31:22,840
Speaker 4: They're so good, so it's the only good thing about

722
00:31:22,880 --> 00:31:23,400
Speaker 4: getting sick.

723
00:31:23,640 --> 00:31:25,480
Speaker 1: And then there's a bit of research I did on

724
00:31:25,520 --> 00:31:28,400
Speaker 1: this and apparently it is well regarded within medical circles

725
00:31:28,760 --> 00:31:33,040
Speaker 1: as a fact that chemical nasals praise are as addictive

726
00:31:33,080 --> 00:31:33,960
Speaker 1: as morphine.

727
00:31:35,680 --> 00:31:38,480
Speaker 5: Yep, well, I've never, never, never had morphine before, so

728
00:31:38,560 --> 00:31:40,640
Speaker 5: I can't speak to the addiction around morphine. But I

729
00:31:40,680 --> 00:31:42,640
Speaker 5: can tell you that as soon as I as soon

730
00:31:42,680 --> 00:31:45,040
Speaker 5: as I have a few sniffs, and look, I'm gonna

731
00:31:45,080 --> 00:31:47,040
Speaker 5: be fully honest here, I don't do it out of leisure,

732
00:31:47,280 --> 00:31:48,880
Speaker 5: I get sick, and I get a block to nasal.

733
00:31:49,200 --> 00:31:52,040
Speaker 5: The problem for me, arise, is that after I've started sniffing,

734
00:31:52,120 --> 00:31:52,840
Speaker 5: I can't stop.

735
00:31:53,120 --> 00:31:54,760
Speaker 3: No, I know, you just walk around with it hanging

736
00:31:54,760 --> 00:31:55,360
Speaker 3: out of your nose.

737
00:31:55,480 --> 00:31:57,360
Speaker 5: Well, when I keep them in locations, Turf got one

738
00:31:57,360 --> 00:31:59,000
Speaker 5: in the studio, I've got one in the car. I've

739
00:31:59,000 --> 00:32:01,880
Speaker 5: got three at home in different locations. So I'm always

740
00:32:01,880 --> 00:32:04,240
Speaker 5: within reach of a sniff stick. Jesus Christ, I'm an addict.

741
00:32:04,400 --> 00:32:07,080
Speaker 1: So you and you, you, and you're the first person

742
00:32:07,120 --> 00:32:09,320
Speaker 1: to say this. You have a very addictive personality.

743
00:32:09,440 --> 00:32:12,240
Speaker 3: Yes, so I'm all or nothing. Yeah, so let's let's

744
00:32:12,240 --> 00:32:13,840
Speaker 3: have a think about you. So you've got the sniff

745
00:32:13,840 --> 00:32:14,400
Speaker 3: stick addiction.

746
00:32:14,680 --> 00:32:14,920
Speaker 8: Yep.

747
00:32:15,320 --> 00:32:18,280
Speaker 4: Nuts, nuts, yep. I either have a lot of nuts

748
00:32:18,360 --> 00:32:18,920
Speaker 4: or no nuts.

749
00:32:19,960 --> 00:32:20,160
Speaker 3: Yep.

750
00:32:20,320 --> 00:32:22,280
Speaker 1: To the point where you've had to cancel out certain

751
00:32:22,400 --> 00:32:28,520
Speaker 1: nuts from your eating regime because you've effectively forced yourself

752
00:32:28,560 --> 00:32:29,920
Speaker 1: into being allergic to them.

753
00:32:30,080 --> 00:32:30,560
Speaker 4: Yes, you've have.

754
00:32:30,640 --> 00:32:34,200
Speaker 5: So you have so many of them, yep. Tuna sushi sushi.

755
00:32:35,200 --> 00:32:37,320
Speaker 5: Like I used to go to sushi sushi and just go,

756
00:32:37,440 --> 00:32:38,200
Speaker 5: how many have you got?

757
00:32:38,920 --> 00:32:41,040
Speaker 3: Flows me up? Juna sushi nuts.

758
00:32:41,160 --> 00:32:44,200
Speaker 1: Yeah, and they're weird because it goes away from just

759
00:32:44,240 --> 00:32:47,600
Speaker 1: the ingestibles as well. The movie Gladiator. I believe you

760
00:32:47,680 --> 00:32:50,400
Speaker 1: watched up to three hundred times in one year.

761
00:32:50,280 --> 00:32:52,920
Speaker 5: At least at least you know, in our final year

762
00:32:52,920 --> 00:32:54,520
Speaker 5: of school, I would watch Gladiator daily.

763
00:32:54,880 --> 00:33:00,360
Speaker 1: I know so so probably suggests how you did at

764
00:33:00,360 --> 00:33:02,920
Speaker 1: school foot massages. Foot massages are up there.

765
00:33:02,960 --> 00:33:04,480
Speaker 4: I got addicted to foot massages.

766
00:33:04,920 --> 00:33:08,080
Speaker 1: Yeah, So what I want to do because none of

767
00:33:08,120 --> 00:33:10,600
Speaker 1: these are illicit, Like obviously, if you talk addictions, we're

768
00:33:10,640 --> 00:33:14,600
Speaker 1: often you know, talking drugs, or you know, something nasty, sex,

769
00:33:14,960 --> 00:33:17,640
Speaker 1: you know these sorts of naughty things.

770
00:33:17,840 --> 00:33:18,280
Speaker 3: Nasty.

771
00:33:18,400 --> 00:33:20,040
Speaker 4: My addictions are kind of dorky.

772
00:33:20,400 --> 00:33:24,280
Speaker 1: Yes, but nevertheless, I think that given that they are

773
00:33:24,280 --> 00:33:29,280
Speaker 1: relatively safe for most people, what I wouldn't mind doing.

774
00:33:29,400 --> 00:33:30,800
Speaker 3: Just because I just want to see what happens. This

775
00:33:30,880 --> 00:33:32,160
Speaker 3: is just purely curious me.

776
00:33:32,800 --> 00:33:36,360
Speaker 4: Don't bring in my addictions, please, So you can't. You can't.

777
00:33:36,360 --> 00:33:37,960
Speaker 4: You can't, Well, we're going to what we're going to do,

778
00:33:38,560 --> 00:33:39,200
Speaker 4: will you can't.

779
00:33:39,240 --> 00:33:42,000
Speaker 3: I just want to see problem. I just want to

780
00:33:42,000 --> 00:33:42,560
Speaker 3: see what happens.

781
00:33:43,480 --> 00:33:47,480
Speaker 1: I just want to see what happens to you if

782
00:33:47,480 --> 00:33:51,560
Speaker 1: we at the same time let you or make you

783
00:33:51,680 --> 00:33:56,800
Speaker 1: sniff a sniff stick pretty aggressively, whilst also eating peanut butter.

784
00:33:57,760 --> 00:33:58,880
Speaker 4: Do I get a dual nostril?

785
00:33:58,880 --> 00:33:58,960
Speaker 8: It?

786
00:33:59,000 --> 00:34:02,960
Speaker 4: Can you get me too? Sniffty? Yeah, I think I've

787
00:34:02,960 --> 00:34:04,200
Speaker 4: got ten around the station.

788
00:34:05,880 --> 00:34:11,400
Speaker 1: Whilst whilst watching the speech from the movie Gladiator.

789
00:34:12,320 --> 00:34:14,240
Speaker 8: My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius.

790
00:34:14,680 --> 00:34:15,320
Speaker 3: What do you? What do you?

791
00:34:16,160 --> 00:34:17,600
Speaker 1: I mean, We're going to see how this plays out

792
00:34:17,680 --> 00:34:19,600
Speaker 1: up next, but how do you what do you think

793
00:34:19,640 --> 00:34:20,160
Speaker 1: is gonna happen?

794
00:34:20,719 --> 00:34:23,759
Speaker 4: I think I'm going to pass out. Okay, it'll be

795
00:34:23,800 --> 00:34:25,359
Speaker 4: too much, It'll be too much.

796
00:34:25,480 --> 00:34:25,760
Speaker 6: Joy.

797
00:34:28,000 --> 00:34:29,080
Speaker 4: I really think I'm gonna.

798
00:34:28,840 --> 00:34:34,520
Speaker 1: Pass So sorry, We've brought in some of your what

799
00:34:34,520 --> 00:34:37,520
Speaker 1: we'll call PG addictions because I honestly, just as a

800
00:34:37,520 --> 00:34:39,080
Speaker 1: as a scientist, you're shaking.

801
00:34:39,160 --> 00:34:42,759
Speaker 4: I'm not shaking shaking. I'm very excited, sweating as well,

802
00:34:43,000 --> 00:34:43,560
Speaker 4: very excited.

803
00:34:43,840 --> 00:34:46,840
Speaker 1: Okay, so got three of the things that you're I

804
00:34:46,840 --> 00:34:48,600
Speaker 1: think most addicted to, so sniff sticks.

805
00:34:48,600 --> 00:34:49,840
Speaker 4: I'm feeling a little bit overwhelmed.

806
00:34:50,160 --> 00:34:52,320
Speaker 3: Yeah, fair enough, sniff dis.

807
00:34:54,360 --> 00:34:55,320
Speaker 8: Yeah, I'm not grind.

808
00:34:55,480 --> 00:34:57,319
Speaker 4: There's there's a lot of emotion going on right now. Okay,

809
00:34:57,440 --> 00:34:58,080
Speaker 4: I love all of it.

810
00:34:58,360 --> 00:34:59,520
Speaker 3: Okay, so you love sniff sticks.

811
00:34:59,560 --> 00:35:02,000
Speaker 1: We just found doubt that seven hundred thousand people are

812
00:35:02,000 --> 00:35:06,319
Speaker 1: a reporter as addicted to sniff sticks in Norway, And

813
00:35:07,040 --> 00:35:09,600
Speaker 1: it's been apparently said that apparently sniff sticks are addictive.

814
00:35:09,640 --> 00:35:13,719
Speaker 3: Is morphine you have? At least you? I mean, did

815
00:35:13,719 --> 00:35:15,040
Speaker 3: do you finish it? I mean I've never had a

816
00:35:15,040 --> 00:35:17,040
Speaker 3: sniffstick before, Like, how quickly do you get through it?

817
00:35:17,120 --> 00:35:19,480
Speaker 4: The great thing about a sniffstick is at lasts for ages.

818
00:35:19,600 --> 00:35:21,279
Speaker 1: But you've often told me that when you because I

819
00:35:21,280 --> 00:35:23,760
Speaker 1: know I've seen you crack one before and the first

820
00:35:23,760 --> 00:35:25,759
Speaker 1: one goes in and you hold it in there for

821
00:35:25,800 --> 00:35:26,240
Speaker 1: a while.

822
00:35:26,719 --> 00:35:28,799
Speaker 4: Well, nothing like a fresh stick.

823
00:35:30,120 --> 00:35:30,239
Speaker 10: You.

824
00:35:30,600 --> 00:35:32,359
Speaker 1: We're talking about a snifstick, by the way, everyone, we're

825
00:35:32,360 --> 00:35:33,800
Speaker 1: talking about a Vic's sniffstick.

826
00:35:33,840 --> 00:35:35,200
Speaker 4: You know when you open tennis balls.

827
00:35:35,560 --> 00:35:38,359
Speaker 5: Yes, oh, that's like the first crack of a sniff stick.

828
00:35:38,360 --> 00:35:41,200
Speaker 3: All right, And then we're walking the line here. Oh,

829
00:35:41,640 --> 00:35:43,279
Speaker 3: I just think inhaling things, I.

830
00:35:43,280 --> 00:35:47,560
Speaker 4: Don't think it's just men though, man and something called

831
00:35:47,600 --> 00:35:48,200
Speaker 4: camp four.

832
00:35:53,440 --> 00:35:57,399
Speaker 1: Okay, all right, So what we've got is got two

833
00:35:57,400 --> 00:35:59,239
Speaker 1: sniff sticks for you. We've got all your addictions in

834
00:35:59,239 --> 00:36:01,480
Speaker 1: one spot. We've got two stip sticks for you. We've

835
00:36:01,480 --> 00:36:02,760
Speaker 1: got a jar of peanut butter.

836
00:36:02,680 --> 00:36:05,520
Speaker 4: Is your your heart, your heart, My heart's gone up.

837
00:36:06,400 --> 00:36:07,279
Speaker 3: We've got two stiff sticks.

838
00:36:07,360 --> 00:36:08,919
Speaker 1: We have a jar of peanut butter in which case

839
00:36:09,000 --> 00:36:12,360
Speaker 1: in which you have a heaped dessert spoon of the

840
00:36:12,360 --> 00:36:14,560
Speaker 1: peanut butter on a spoon.

841
00:36:14,920 --> 00:36:17,239
Speaker 3: And we've got your third addiction. You watch the movie.

842
00:36:17,600 --> 00:36:19,440
Speaker 1: You watch the movie Gladiator three hundred times in a

843
00:36:19,800 --> 00:36:23,360
Speaker 1: calendar year once. So you're going to watch the speech

844
00:36:23,360 --> 00:36:25,480
Speaker 1: from Gladiator on your laptop.

845
00:36:26,160 --> 00:36:27,600
Speaker 3: Okay, we're gonna have that on mute.

846
00:36:27,400 --> 00:36:28,879
Speaker 1: Just so that it doesn't confuse things, but we will

847
00:36:28,880 --> 00:36:30,680
Speaker 1: play the Gladiator music as this unfolds.

848
00:36:30,719 --> 00:36:32,880
Speaker 5: Okay, do you want me to do it all at once,

849
00:36:33,080 --> 00:36:34,200
Speaker 5: like just get them all in.

850
00:36:34,080 --> 00:36:36,160
Speaker 1: I reckon or do you think like a little bit

851
00:36:36,200 --> 00:36:38,240
Speaker 1: of a like a chat with you as we go? Okay,

852
00:36:38,280 --> 00:36:41,200
Speaker 1: so maybe if we start, let's start with the sniff sticks.

853
00:36:41,920 --> 00:36:42,600
Speaker 4: Be my pleasure.

854
00:36:42,640 --> 00:36:46,240
Speaker 3: Well, my god. Okay, so you're dual wielding.

855
00:36:46,280 --> 00:36:48,880
Speaker 5: You're going out, which which I don't usually do. But

856
00:36:49,200 --> 00:36:59,160
Speaker 5: you know, when in Rome, just there is nothing like it.

857
00:36:59,239 --> 00:37:02,120
Speaker 5: You just it's like it's like the freshest show you've

858
00:37:02,120 --> 00:37:02,560
Speaker 5: ever had.

859
00:37:02,600 --> 00:37:04,960
Speaker 4: But internally, do you know what I mean?

860
00:37:05,000 --> 00:37:08,560
Speaker 5: It's like having the freshest. It's like, it's like you've

861
00:37:08,600 --> 00:37:13,400
Speaker 5: never felt cleaner, but you haven't had to deal you

862
00:37:13,440 --> 00:37:15,440
Speaker 5: haven't had to deal with the admin of getting wet.

863
00:37:15,520 --> 00:37:16,200
Speaker 4: Do you know what I mean?

864
00:37:16,360 --> 00:37:16,440
Speaker 6: Like?

865
00:37:16,680 --> 00:37:21,920
Speaker 4: I feel cleanse like I wish I could live like this.

866
00:37:22,280 --> 00:37:26,040
Speaker 4: I wish I could live in a world I wish.

867
00:37:26,200 --> 00:37:27,759
Speaker 4: Have you seen the movie June? You know, you know

868
00:37:27,800 --> 00:37:29,480
Speaker 4: in June when they're in the desert and they've got

869
00:37:29,480 --> 00:37:31,399
Speaker 4: a thing up their nose. If that was sniff stick

870
00:37:31,440 --> 00:37:33,840
Speaker 4: for me, that is my heaven.

871
00:37:35,400 --> 00:37:37,920
Speaker 1: You hold them up there. Next we're going to go

872
00:37:37,960 --> 00:37:39,520
Speaker 1: the peanut butter. You're going to keep the sniff sticks

873
00:37:39,560 --> 00:37:43,239
Speaker 1: in there. Okay, how are you.

874
00:37:43,320 --> 00:37:44,879
Speaker 2: Actually getting hot right now?

875
00:37:45,000 --> 00:37:46,000
Speaker 8: You feel like Darth Vader?

876
00:37:46,120 --> 00:37:47,720
Speaker 3: You've changed something.

877
00:37:47,719 --> 00:37:48,640
Speaker 2: I feel good something.

878
00:37:49,120 --> 00:37:52,040
Speaker 4: You're really good. I feel like me. All of a sudden,

879
00:37:52,280 --> 00:37:54,600
Speaker 4: I finally feel like me. Welcome home.

880
00:37:55,840 --> 00:37:57,960
Speaker 8: Let's okay.

881
00:37:57,960 --> 00:37:59,480
Speaker 3: What do you know.

882
00:38:14,400 --> 00:38:14,560
Speaker 9: Now?

883
00:38:14,600 --> 00:38:15,040
Speaker 3: The Gladdy?

884
00:38:15,120 --> 00:38:15,720
Speaker 6: I know it's.

885
00:38:20,520 --> 00:38:21,080
Speaker 11: What we.

886
00:38:22,680 --> 00:38:25,359
Speaker 8: What we so look at his.

887
00:38:25,360 --> 00:38:31,839
Speaker 4: Eyes, looking his eyes. You're waiting for this moment. Tell

888
00:38:31,880 --> 00:38:32,640
Speaker 4: him how you are.

889
00:38:34,239 --> 00:38:35,160
Speaker 8: That session.

890
00:38:35,760 --> 00:38:37,560
Speaker 2: I don't think we can broke out anymore of this.

891
00:38:37,960 --> 00:38:41,239
Speaker 3: That's feeling you listen.

892
00:38:42,080 --> 00:38:43,000
Speaker 8: Crying drop.

893
00:38:44,280 --> 00:38:47,600
Speaker 3: This Okay, okay, take you tell him where you are.

894
00:38:47,719 --> 00:38:50,160
Speaker 2: Take us out, Take us out, Take us out.

895
00:38:50,000 --> 00:38:54,040
Speaker 3: Copp take us out his out Coppet.

896
00:38:53,760 --> 00:38:58,000
Speaker 4: Comment us, He's alive, comment us well.

897
00:39:00,880 --> 00:39:03,480
Speaker 3: Australia's tallest.

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Speaker 6: Unbelievable Australia's biggest arts festival, Adelaide Fringe from sixteen to

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Speaker 6: March seventeen.

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Speaker 8: Tickets at Adelaide Fringe dot.

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Speaker 1: Com dot at you unbelievable. As I was saying, I

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Speaker 1: love it when the credit cuts you off. Hey, right now, seriously,

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Speaker 1: it's ten thousand bucks just for having a great yard though.

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Speaker 1: Woods Williamo dot com if you want to register that story.

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Speaker 1: It's happening at the Adelaide friend. We're going to be

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Speaker 1: in the Wonderlandspiegel Tent next Thursday night, so come on.

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Speaker 3: Down if you are in Adelaide. Yeah.

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Speaker 4: I think the show starts at eight thirty pm, so yeah,

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Speaker 4: come on.

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Speaker 3: Mist of great comedians as well. Claire Hoop is going

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Speaker 3: to be on there. Merrick.

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Speaker 1: What's is going to be telling a great story himself,

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Speaker 1: some really great stand up plus some great storytellers.

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Speaker 3: That's you, guys. Natalie's Gold. Natalie was my life.

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Speaker 10: Hey, hey, so this story is that when I went

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Speaker 10: to my friend's half party. So it's just standard half party,

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Speaker 10: getting drunk and single me miets this guy and you know,

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Speaker 10: we're hitting it off and we wanted to leave the party,

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Speaker 10: so we wanted to get out of there, and we

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Speaker 10: couldn't go to each other's houses.

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Speaker 3: Couldn't.

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Speaker 10: I don't know why at the time, So we booked

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Speaker 10: a hotel and through at this hotel, and you know,

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Speaker 10: things happened this, that, and the other, and we wake

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Speaker 10: up the next morning. He's still half asleep and I

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Speaker 10: was starving, so I ordered room service and so obviously

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Speaker 10: the room service comes. He's like, you know, peeping around,

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Speaker 10: and I turn around once I've gotten the food, and

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Speaker 10: it's like you've seen an absolute ghost and close the door,

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Speaker 10: and I was like, what's wrong with you? And he's like,

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Speaker 10: I know this guy. And I was like, how do

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Speaker 10: you know this guy? Like what's the matter? He goes, oh,

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Speaker 10: this is the guy that works with my fiance.

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Speaker 14: A hotel, and I was like, how did you, like not.

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Speaker 10: Saying you think at the time, and he's just like,

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Speaker 10: I don't know, mate, Like like I was just I

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Speaker 10: was just shocked, and I was just self diressed. God

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Speaker 10: like getting out of that hotel was one nightmare because

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Speaker 10: I just didn't know if she was working like that shift.

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Speaker 10: But yeah, the colleague knew, and I don't know if

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Speaker 10: ye locked eyes and it was just the end for him.

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Speaker 4: Oh yeah, do you know what ended up having? Did

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Speaker 4: she find out?

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Speaker 14: Well?

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Speaker 10: Yeah, because a couple of years later we so my

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Speaker 10: friends that had the house party, myself, we actually got

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Speaker 10: an invite to a wedding for that guy, but it

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Speaker 10: was for another girl. So obviously she must have found

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Speaker 10: out something or it was you know, obviously Peter was

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Speaker 10: always the cheetah. But yeah, so yeah, Ruth, I know,

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Speaker 10: I know. So yeah, sometimes ahead.

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Speaker 1: Well said Natalie, and there could be fun times ahead

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Speaker 1: for you.

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Speaker 3: You're going to be sure this did a head along too.

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Speaker 1: Our Tall Towls competition is happening at the Adelaide Fringe.

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Speaker 1: If you want to come down on the night, it's

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Speaker 1: next Thursday at the Wonderland Spiegel Tent. Otherwise, if you

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Speaker 1: think you can win the ten ground, if you think

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Speaker 1: your story is better than Natalie's head along to willimany

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Speaker 1: dot com, the winner wins ten grand. As I said,

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Speaker 1: there's going to be other great comedians doing stories on

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Speaker 1: the night.

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Speaker 3: Claire Claire Hoop is going to be there.

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Speaker 1: She is a comedian, and Merrick Wats is also going

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Speaker 1: to be down there telling some yards. Well, it's going

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Speaker 1: to be a hell of the night, guys, so please

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Speaker 1: head al on to the Wonderland speagele tent if you're

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Speaker 1: Nadelaide otherwise Williman dot com with a great yarn