WEBVTT - FULL SHOW: The differences travelling as Type A & Type B personalities 0:00:10.379 --> 0:00:14.219 Hi Heart Podcasts, hear more Kiss Podcast playlist and listen 0:00:14.259 --> 0:00:15.859 live on the Free iHeart app. 0:00:19.499 --> 0:00:23.659 Good Pickup with Britt Hockley and Laura Ben Radio work 0:00:24.619 --> 0:00:25.579 our windows down. 0:00:25.859 --> 0:00:29.099 If my worldris in the dust, only good vibs out 0:00:29.139 --> 0:00:34.099 all down. I've don't much, but yeah, I know I'll 0:00:34.139 --> 0:00:35.659 big get and what I want. 0:00:35.939 --> 0:00:37.019 It don't matter where. 0:00:37.699 --> 0:00:40.539 This is the pickup, Hi guys, It's the Pickup with 0:00:40.579 --> 0:00:42.059 Britt Hockeley and Laura Ben. 0:00:42.779 --> 0:00:46.099 Welcome back. Oh do you know you're still in cloud nine? 0:00:46.179 --> 0:00:49.778 Well I was just about to say yes, but I'm 0:00:50.139 --> 0:00:51.739 riding some rollercoaster waves. 0:00:51.739 --> 0:00:53.379 So I got married last week. 0:00:53.419 --> 0:00:55.699 If you guys are just catching up to speed, I 0:00:55.699 --> 0:00:56.739 got back to love my life. 0:00:56.779 --> 0:00:57.059 Ben. 0:00:57.739 --> 0:01:00.139 He is here in Australia with me. I say that 0:01:00.139 --> 0:01:01.659 because he lives in Italy. He's here with me for 0:01:01.699 --> 0:01:02.579 another couple of weeks. 0:01:02.739 --> 0:01:03.379 But it's a. 0:01:03.259 --> 0:01:06.219 Funny wave, like I've heard people talk about the low 0:01:06.459 --> 0:01:08.818 that you can get. Like it's like, I guess, the 0:01:08.859 --> 0:01:11.379 wedding equivalent of baby blues, Like when you're on a 0:01:11.459 --> 0:01:13.699 hype for so long looking forward to and then your 0:01:13.738 --> 0:01:16.298 hormones drop, and then the energy drops and you're exhausted 0:01:16.339 --> 0:01:18.258 and your stress and you've got nothing to like plan 0:01:18.378 --> 0:01:20.098 or look forward to any more. Everyone says, you go 0:01:20.179 --> 0:01:22.779 on this low and I feel like I'm hitting it. 0:01:22.779 --> 0:01:24.538 And I said to Ben, I feel really sad and 0:01:24.658 --> 0:01:27.859 like really down, and you know it's over this thing 0:01:27.859 --> 0:01:29.699 that you put on this pedestal and. 0:01:29.658 --> 0:01:32.219 Like it's all you think about for a year. You're like, no, 0:01:32.419 --> 0:01:34.779 I just have the marriage to look forward to. Oh gosh, 0:01:34.938 --> 0:01:37.378 Like now we just have to like spend time with other. 0:01:37.499 --> 0:01:39.059 I was like, what have you. 0:01:39.139 --> 0:01:41.819 Done with your wedding dress? Because for anyone who hasn't 0:01:41.818 --> 0:01:44.499 seen it, Print's wedding dress was the single handedly the 0:01:44.499 --> 0:01:47.139 biggest wedding dress I have ever seen in my entire life. 0:01:47.139 --> 0:01:50.338 It was large, she might get Your aisle was four 0:01:50.419 --> 0:01:54.859 meters across and the wedding dress train touched either side. 0:01:54.939 --> 0:01:58.019 I had to custom build the aisle. Yeah they didn't yourself. 0:01:58.099 --> 0:01:59.259 Yeah no one helped you. You did it. 0:01:59.339 --> 0:02:00.979 Yeah, no, by yourself in the morning of the wedding, 0:02:01.019 --> 0:02:03.019 because you just really are a can do attitude kind 0:02:03.019 --> 0:02:03.219 of gat. 0:02:03.339 --> 0:02:05.579 It was over in Bali, but we did in advance. 0:02:05.619 --> 0:02:07.538 I said, look, I think we need to do some measurements. 0:02:07.539 --> 0:02:09.138 Because I'm not convinced I'm going to fit down the 0:02:09.139 --> 0:02:10.699 aisle with my dress, and I had to send them 0:02:10.739 --> 0:02:12.619 my dress and my mum and dad both walked me 0:02:12.659 --> 0:02:15.099 down the aisle on either side, so that like added 0:02:15.139 --> 0:02:17.659 to the width anyway. They built a four meter wine 0:02:17.698 --> 0:02:20.019 aisle and I only just fit down. I leave in 0:02:20.019 --> 0:02:22.858 a two bedroom apartment. My dress takes up my living room. 0:02:22.899 --> 0:02:23.659 It's insane. 0:02:24.059 --> 0:02:25.939 Well, look, the wedding did go off without a hitch. 0:02:26.698 --> 0:02:28.659 No thanks true no, thanks. 0:02:28.499 --> 0:02:30.819 To my husband who tried to give it away. 0:02:30.579 --> 0:02:31.659 To all of the media. 0:02:31.819 --> 0:02:36.499 The day of My husband, Matt has been leaking things 0:02:36.538 --> 0:02:39.339 on his podcast, and usually we're on the same page 0:02:39.339 --> 0:02:41.458 with things that is okay for him to talk about 0:02:41.659 --> 0:02:42.819 all things that I talk about on. 0:02:42.819 --> 0:02:43.539 The radio show. 0:02:43.779 --> 0:02:45.939 That he's really crossed the line, and Britt, I'm going 0:02:45.978 --> 0:02:46.739 to tell you about it next. 0:02:46.779 --> 0:02:50.418 It's the pickup on kiss Now. Britt, you and I have. 0:02:50.379 --> 0:02:52.699 Been doing a podcast together, Life on Car podcast or. 0:02:52.659 --> 0:02:53.779 Anyone wants to go and listen. 0:02:54.059 --> 0:02:56.819 We've been doing this together for six years, right, and 0:02:56.899 --> 0:02:59.899 I think between you and I we have a pretty 0:02:59.899 --> 0:03:02.939 good gauge on what is or isn't appropriate to share 0:03:02.978 --> 0:03:04.779 in terms of storytelling because. 0:03:05.019 --> 0:03:06.379 I'd say a perfect gauge. 0:03:06.459 --> 0:03:09.219 Yeah, Like, I you know my husband and he also 0:03:09.258 --> 0:03:12.379 has a podcast, and like sometimes we tell personal stories, 0:03:12.379 --> 0:03:15.138 whether it be about parenting or it be about what's 0:03:15.138 --> 0:03:18.899 happened in our lives. And Matt and I are pretty 0:03:18.978 --> 0:03:21.298 much always on the same page. Like I don't think 0:03:21.299 --> 0:03:24.099 I've ever crossed a line in sharing a story that 0:03:24.138 --> 0:03:24.979 he wasn't okay with. 0:03:25.138 --> 0:03:26.899 No, And I think this might surprise a lot of 0:03:26.939 --> 0:03:29.899 people because our job is to talk. We do five 0:03:30.019 --> 0:03:32.819 radio shows a week and we do three podcasts a week. 0:03:33.219 --> 0:03:35.859 People think we share everything. We absolutely don't. 0:03:35.859 --> 0:03:37.579 Like there are so many things that we know for 0:03:37.659 --> 0:03:40.859 our relationships or our friendships, like where the line totally 0:03:40.979 --> 0:03:41.219 or for. 0:03:41.179 --> 0:03:43.699 Like privacy, sometimes it's not your own story and so 0:03:43.779 --> 0:03:47.459 like you're not going to share someone else's secrets. But recently, 0:03:47.579 --> 0:03:49.699 I mean we were talking about it and I was 0:03:49.779 --> 0:03:51.619 telling I was telling you, guys, if you were listening 0:03:51.619 --> 0:03:54.499 the other week, how Matt and I have chosen our 0:03:54.619 --> 0:03:56.179 third baby's baby name. 0:03:56.259 --> 0:03:57.739 Oh yeah, but you wouldn't actually tell us. 0:03:57.779 --> 0:03:58.699 You kept beeping it out. 0:03:58.779 --> 0:04:01.459 We beat it out because like I just assumed that 0:04:01.539 --> 0:04:03.939 a baby name unless you've had a conversation with your 0:04:03.939 --> 0:04:07.819 partner unless you both have mutually agreed that you're not 0:04:07.859 --> 0:04:09.499 going to tell peop people or that you are going 0:04:09.579 --> 0:04:11.619 to tell people. I feel like that that's the decision 0:04:11.659 --> 0:04:14.819 you come to together. And now, for reference, I'm not 0:04:14.859 --> 0:04:16.979 saying like tell your friends or tell your mom or 0:04:16.979 --> 0:04:19.498 tell you. I'm talking about like talking about it on 0:04:19.499 --> 0:04:21.699 a podcast or saying it on a national radio show. 0:04:21.739 --> 0:04:23.539 I feel like that's one of those things that the 0:04:23.619 --> 0:04:25.659 line you should just kind of check and make sure 0:04:25.699 --> 0:04:26.539 everyone's okay with. 0:04:26.739 --> 0:04:27.979 Yeah, one hundred percent agree. 0:04:28.179 --> 0:04:31.738 So I alluded to the fact that we've chosen a name, 0:04:31.899 --> 0:04:34.419 first name, middle name, and the first name starts with P, 0:04:35.139 --> 0:04:38.859 and we were pretty certain on that. I receive a 0:04:38.899 --> 0:04:41.859 message whilst we're away and BALI for your wedding bread 0:04:42.379 --> 0:04:44.979 by a listener who doesn't listen to our podcast, who 0:04:44.979 --> 0:04:47.579 doesn't listen to this radio show, but she listens to 0:04:47.619 --> 0:04:51.099 Matt's podcast, and she said, I just wanted to say 0:04:51.339 --> 0:04:53.139 the name Poppy is so cute. 0:04:53.339 --> 0:04:54.979 I think you've chosen a great name. 0:04:55.339 --> 0:04:58.539 And I was like, I'm sorry, what, And then she goes, oh, 0:04:58.659 --> 0:05:00.459 was Matt not meant to say it on the podcast? 0:05:00.939 --> 0:05:02.259 I then went. 0:05:02.099 --> 0:05:05.939 Through the transcript of two doting dads, and Matt not 0:05:06.059 --> 0:05:08.099 only did he say the name that we actually chose, 0:05:08.179 --> 0:05:10.779 he don't your onborn baby. 0:05:11.219 --> 0:05:13.939 It gets it worse, so he dogs our unbond baby. 0:05:13.939 --> 0:05:15.939 Now everyone, in case you're curious, we're calling it poppy. 0:05:15.979 --> 0:05:17.659 It's it's not a pick up exclusive. 0:05:17.779 --> 0:05:18.379 So is that out? 0:05:18.379 --> 0:05:18.539 Now? 0:05:18.619 --> 0:05:21.379 It's out pop star, it's out popped up poppy. 0:05:21.659 --> 0:05:22.339 I've got popped up. 0:05:22.539 --> 0:05:25.459 I like that. Yeah, cute, lollipop, popsicle cute. I don't 0:05:25.499 --> 0:05:26.979 call my dad. I love that. 0:05:27.219 --> 0:05:30.419 Poppy means we've got a Marley, a Lola, and a Poppy, 0:05:30.419 --> 0:05:32.339 and I feel like those names fit beautifully together. What 0:05:32.379 --> 0:05:35.019 happens if it comes out she comes out sorry, and 0:05:35.339 --> 0:05:37.219 it doesn't look like a poppy, and you're like, you're 0:05:37.259 --> 0:05:39.699 not poppy. I just feel like babies all look weird anyway. 0:05:39.699 --> 0:05:41.139 I feel like they could be anything. 0:05:40.899 --> 0:05:41.539 So just stick to it. 0:05:41.579 --> 0:05:43.539 Like what baby came out and looked like a David 0:05:43.779 --> 0:05:45.739 it grew into that name or. 0:05:45.979 --> 0:05:47.139 An interesting example. 0:05:47.219 --> 0:05:50.219 Yeah, okay, continue, No, I get it, like Frank baby. 0:05:50.659 --> 0:05:52.179 So I have something to tell you as well, and 0:05:52.219 --> 0:05:53.739 that is is that there were more things that my 0:05:53.819 --> 0:05:57.939 husband has leaked recently. So you made it very clear. 0:05:58.139 --> 0:05:59.899 I mean, we didn't talk about it on the show. 0:06:00.019 --> 0:06:01.499 We didn't talk about it on the pod. We have 0:06:01.539 --> 0:06:04.259 not spoken about it anywhere. And that was the details 0:06:04.299 --> 0:06:08.099 surrounding your wedding. We all went to Bali on a 0:06:08.179 --> 0:06:10.899 seat mission to get Brit hitched. 0:06:11.259 --> 0:06:13.219 Everyone really, everyone was well aware. 0:06:13.259 --> 0:06:15.779 Yeah, Britt was posting from Italy pretending she was in Europe. 0:06:16.179 --> 0:06:18.259 I was also on a work trip in Bali, so 0:06:18.299 --> 0:06:20.459 I had said I was over there for work and 0:06:21.059 --> 0:06:23.179 managed to kind of, you know, fly under the radar. 0:06:23.859 --> 0:06:26.819 Our friends, all the everyone who's from Australia that was 0:06:26.819 --> 0:06:28.779 traveling over there all pretended as though they were not 0:06:28.819 --> 0:06:29.299 in Bali. 0:06:29.459 --> 0:06:29.899 Yeah. 0:06:30.099 --> 0:06:32.899 No, my husband, my husband got on two doting dads 0:06:32.939 --> 0:06:34.979 and said on his podcast, oh yeah. 0:06:34.779 --> 0:06:35.699 We're going over to Bali for. 0:06:35.659 --> 0:06:39.219 BRIT's wedding the day what the day. 0:06:39.099 --> 0:06:39.819 Of your wedding? 0:06:39.859 --> 0:06:43.299 That came out, So that came out at six am in. 0:06:43.939 --> 0:06:46.859 Is he that thirsty for a headline? Do you know 0:06:46.899 --> 0:06:50.579 what he said? He's like, you guys, get everything he goes. 0:06:50.619 --> 0:06:52.419 I even have to give my baby gender reveals to 0:06:52.459 --> 0:06:54.579 the pickup. He's like, give me this the wedding is. 0:06:54.539 --> 0:06:56.779 Not your fair, but the wedding doesn't come into the 0:06:56.779 --> 0:06:59.459 baby gender reveal. No, it was an honest mistake and 0:06:59.499 --> 0:07:02.059 the problem was to be out the location, give coordinates 0:07:02.259 --> 0:07:05.059 like time, Friends, schedule Pandaura Estate. 0:07:05.539 --> 0:07:08.859 Pandal Clip Estate, guest list. Yeah, he put a drop 0:07:08.979 --> 0:07:11.739 and that was just me assurance on the left wing. No, 0:07:11.979 --> 0:07:14.499 he yeah, he was devastated. 0:07:14.499 --> 0:07:17.179 So once again, someone one of his listeners slid into 0:07:17.219 --> 0:07:18.059 my DMS. 0:07:17.699 --> 0:07:19.299 And was like, hey, was Matt meant. 0:07:19.059 --> 0:07:21.899 To give away the fact that you guys are all 0:07:21.899 --> 0:07:24.179 over there for its wedding, which I said, no, No, 0:07:24.259 --> 0:07:28.339 he was it. He made a mistake because he had 0:07:28.419 --> 0:07:32.099 pre recorded that episode and so when he looked at 0:07:32.139 --> 0:07:34.819 the dates, he just assumed that it was going to 0:07:34.859 --> 0:07:37.219 be retrospective, that your wedding would have already happened and 0:07:37.259 --> 0:07:39.699 it would have been okay. He didn't realize it was 0:07:39.739 --> 0:07:40.139 the day. 0:07:40.419 --> 0:07:42.419 I must admit, that would have been very hard to 0:07:42.459 --> 0:07:44.819 cross check your release date with the wedding dates. 0:07:44.899 --> 0:07:46.419 Yeah, that's asking a lot. 0:07:46.619 --> 0:07:49.219 Yeah, that's a big cost, a lot of data there 0:07:49.259 --> 0:07:49.779 to go through. 0:07:49.859 --> 0:07:53.859 Mat he was so sad. I don't think it was sad. 0:07:54.499 --> 0:08:00.659 My wedding got doxed. Baby's name got doxed. Think about 0:08:00.659 --> 0:08:01.299 the children. 0:08:02.099 --> 0:08:02.699 To be fair. 0:08:02.899 --> 0:08:04.939 He was almost in tears when he realized and he 0:08:05.019 --> 0:08:07.739 had the he had the podcast taken down straight away. 0:08:08.539 --> 0:08:10.539 Several thousand people had already listened. But that's okay. 0:08:10.819 --> 0:08:13.059 Put your wedding invites out for Matt, put them on 0:08:13.139 --> 0:08:13.659 the stoop. 0:08:13.739 --> 0:08:16.939 Yeah, I'll put the baby out for him. Oh my god. 0:08:18.499 --> 0:08:20.979 So if you're just catching up all of us here 0:08:21.019 --> 0:08:23.659 at the pick up went over to Barley last. 0:08:23.379 --> 0:08:26.139 Week for my wedding. It was like my secret little 0:08:26.139 --> 0:08:28.299 squirrel wedding. We ran away. It was wonderful. 0:08:28.339 --> 0:08:30.539 It was beautiful as we just established not that secret, 0:08:30.739 --> 0:08:33.299 but you know, not that secret thanks to my husband. 0:08:33.499 --> 0:08:36.299 But I feel like in Bali there are certain rules 0:08:36.338 --> 0:08:38.419 that just like everyone knows, certain things that you have 0:08:38.458 --> 0:08:41.619 to follow. You don't drink the tapewater ever, you always 0:08:41.659 --> 0:08:44.379 wear a helmet if you ride a scooter, and you'd 0:08:44.379 --> 0:08:48.858 be extra cautious around the monkeys because the monkeys are everywhere. 0:08:48.939 --> 0:08:52.459 Anyone who goes to Bali and goes anywhere near where 0:08:52.459 --> 0:08:55.419 the monkeys are has a monkey story, like everyone does. 0:08:55.659 --> 0:08:57.499 It's just part and parcel of going to Barley. 0:08:57.619 --> 0:09:00.739 There is a monkey still running around Barley somewhere with 0:09:00.819 --> 0:09:01.659 my visa line. 0:09:01.699 --> 0:09:03.499 There is a monkey wearing my visit and it took 0:09:03.499 --> 0:09:06.179 it out of your mouth. You should see them. 0:09:06.539 --> 0:09:10.579 But producer, Grace, you've been to Bali before, right, you 0:09:10.619 --> 0:09:12.099 should know the rules I do. 0:09:12.579 --> 0:09:13.939 What happened to you, Grace? 0:09:14.259 --> 0:09:17.219 A monkey came and ripped my phone out of my 0:09:17.299 --> 0:09:18.659 hand and stole it. 0:09:19.019 --> 0:09:21.139 Okay, you're making that sound a little bit too easy. 0:09:21.179 --> 0:09:22.619 You went into like a monkey temple. 0:09:22.699 --> 0:09:25.099 Okay, So just to set it up a little bit, 0:09:25.659 --> 0:09:28.459 I have had not one, but two close encounters with 0:09:28.499 --> 0:09:30.219 monkeys the last two times I've been to Bali. 0:09:30.299 --> 0:09:32.779 Both times I was bitten. I was viciously attacked. 0:09:32.819 --> 0:09:33.859 You attacked. 0:09:34.019 --> 0:09:36.779 I vowed, never again will I go to a monkey 0:09:36.819 --> 0:09:37.859 forest in Bali. 0:09:38.499 --> 0:09:41.019 I did not realize that monkeys aren't just in monkey. 0:09:40.859 --> 0:09:44.419 Forests, they also live in print like majority of the temples. 0:09:44.899 --> 0:09:47.019 So we went to a temple, we did some sightseeing, 0:09:47.419 --> 0:09:50.779 and a large monkey came up to me and just 0:09:51.419 --> 0:09:52.179 stole it from that. 0:09:52.339 --> 0:09:54.019 What were you doing waving your phone around? Like, well, 0:09:54.019 --> 0:09:56.179 how did I come? How did it come up and take? 0:09:56.219 --> 0:09:56.419 Yeah? 0:09:56.979 --> 0:09:59.379 Grace, is there filming content? Job? 0:09:59.579 --> 0:10:00.218 Was holding it. 0:10:00.299 --> 0:10:02.299 I was looking at something on my phone and then 0:10:02.299 --> 0:10:05.099 someone called out my name and I dropped my hand 0:10:05.179 --> 0:10:06.259 and looked away. 0:10:06.259 --> 0:10:07.379 Oh, and he just took it straight. 0:10:07.619 --> 0:10:09.059 It was it was like he was casing me. 0:10:09.139 --> 0:10:11.139 He looked at me when this woman is a chump 0:10:11.539 --> 0:10:13.219 and I'm going to take her phone. 0:10:13.259 --> 0:10:15.299 So you didn't see he was there like he was 0:10:15.339 --> 0:10:17.139 like a spy came out of nowhere like monkeys. 0:10:17.579 --> 0:10:19.539 I don't believe this one second. Grace knew that there 0:10:19.539 --> 0:10:20.659 were monkeys all around her. 0:10:20.699 --> 0:10:21.379 I saw the video. 0:10:21.619 --> 0:10:23.139 Yeah, there were a lot of monkeys. 0:10:23.179 --> 0:10:24.579 Okay, so you just let your guard down. 0:10:24.579 --> 0:10:25.379 I let my guard down. 0:10:25.419 --> 0:10:27.859 You're a bit cocky, yes, So I was like, I'm 0:10:27.859 --> 0:10:28.899 not going to get a bit in this time. 0:10:28.899 --> 0:10:29.859 I'm going to be so good. 0:10:29.979 --> 0:10:32.899 I'll give them one thousand dollar iPhone. And so what 0:10:32.979 --> 0:10:34.179 was the monkey's attitude? 0:10:34.339 --> 0:10:35.939 Like like, oh, so cavalier. 0:10:36.179 --> 0:10:38.259 So he not like a bit cheeky, like a bit cheeky. 0:10:38.299 --> 0:10:39.899 He took my screen protector off. 0:10:40.299 --> 0:10:41.099 He's like, I'll show you. 0:10:41.339 --> 0:10:43.179 He went, you know what, I have a posable thumbs 0:10:43.179 --> 0:10:44.099 and I'm going to use them. 0:10:44.539 --> 0:10:47.099 Peeled that screen protector off. He's like trying to crack. 0:10:49.019 --> 0:10:50.579 He's trying to crack the pass code. 0:10:50.739 --> 0:10:53.739 I saw this because it was uploaded onto Instagram. Your 0:10:53.779 --> 0:10:56.219 friend who was there was filming it as well and 0:10:56.579 --> 0:10:59.099 managed to capture the whole thing as it was going down. 0:10:59.259 --> 0:11:02.499 You looking quite concerned, the phone being taken off into 0:11:02.499 --> 0:11:07.339 the forest, and everyone everyone was just standing around filming 0:11:07.419 --> 0:11:09.379 the phone being taken away, but not helping. 0:11:09.579 --> 0:11:10.259 Such a crowd. 0:11:10.499 --> 0:11:13.659 I've never been like so famous. All these people were like, wow, 0:11:13.699 --> 0:11:15.499 look at this loser, got a phone stolen. I'm in 0:11:15.539 --> 0:11:17.779 a film it I'm probably on everyone's TikTok. 0:11:17.979 --> 0:11:20.979 And then one of the monkey handlers or the I 0:11:20.979 --> 0:11:22.499 don't even know what is there. 0:11:23.219 --> 0:11:25.939 They're like in unofficial zookib. They just they control the 0:11:25.979 --> 0:11:27.059 monkeys in the temples. 0:11:27.099 --> 0:11:28.979 And he managed to get the phone back and it 0:11:29.059 --> 0:11:30.019 all was good in the world. 0:11:30.139 --> 0:11:31.419 It was good. He gave me a bit of a 0:11:31.419 --> 0:11:32.899 talking to. He was like, be careful. 0:11:33.219 --> 0:11:33.939 He actually I. 0:11:33.899 --> 0:11:36.019 Saw that he looked at you like you're the biggest idiot, 0:11:36.059 --> 0:11:36.819 and he was just like. 0:11:37.099 --> 0:11:39.619 Keep your phone on you Like, I feel like everyone 0:11:39.619 --> 0:11:40.339 has a story like this. 0:11:40.539 --> 0:11:43.619 I when I was in Bali many many moons ago, 0:11:43.779 --> 0:11:45.779 we went to the monkey temple and there was a 0:11:45.819 --> 0:11:47.699 little monkey and it was so cute. It was like 0:11:47.739 --> 0:11:50.338 a baby monkey that had clearly just ventured away from 0:11:50.379 --> 0:11:52.779 its mum. And it was sitting on a bag of 0:11:52.819 --> 0:11:56.019 powdered concrete and it was eating powdered concrete. I was like, 0:11:56.059 --> 0:11:57.619 and this is back in the day when you couldn't 0:11:57.939 --> 0:12:00.618 good so I know. I was like, the poor thing's gonna. 0:12:00.339 --> 0:12:02.019 Die because when you mix it with water. 0:12:02.139 --> 0:12:04.499 Yeah, And so I wanted to help it because I 0:12:04.539 --> 0:12:06.499 care about amimals. I was like, you, poor little thing. 0:12:07.019 --> 0:12:09.779 So this really over a decade ago. You used to 0:12:09.819 --> 0:12:12.259 be able to take bananas into the monkey forest and 0:12:12.259 --> 0:12:14.379 you could feed them. They obviously don't do that anymore 0:12:14.379 --> 0:12:15.819 because it didn't end well for a lot of people. 0:12:16.899 --> 0:12:18.899 So I had a couple of bananas and I gave one. 0:12:18.979 --> 0:12:22.299 I tried to take the concrete away and hand the 0:12:22.299 --> 0:12:25.179 banana over, thought that'd be a more desirable dish. Anyway, 0:12:25.219 --> 0:12:28.458 the little monkey went absolutely feral, pushed the banana out 0:12:28.499 --> 0:12:30.578 of my hand, grabbed onto my shirt, and bit straight 0:12:30.619 --> 0:12:33.979 through my t shirt into my stomach. And I just 0:12:34.139 --> 0:12:36.259 was like, okay, well I probably should get a raby shop. 0:12:36.579 --> 0:12:37.019 Anyway. 0:12:37.139 --> 0:12:39.539 Two weeks later, I traveled back, but in Bali they're 0:12:39.539 --> 0:12:41.899 actually quite hard to come across, and so sometimes if 0:12:41.939 --> 0:12:43.379 they're at a low on stock, you've got to fly 0:12:43.459 --> 0:12:45.218 to Singapore. And I was like, I'm not flying to 0:12:45.259 --> 0:12:46.739 Singapore to get a raby shop. I'll just get it 0:12:46.739 --> 0:12:47.259 when I get home. 0:12:47.339 --> 0:12:49.339 Yeah, fair for rabies, it's probably worth a. 0:12:49.379 --> 0:12:52.858 Flight, Yeah, one hundred percent. It's so expensive, though. 0:12:52.859 --> 0:12:56.739 So is dying from rabies. That also sucks. 0:12:56.779 --> 0:12:56.979 Laura. 0:12:57.099 --> 0:12:58.819 I was in my twenties and I was, you know, 0:12:59.059 --> 0:13:01.419 I was careless and reckless. So I got home to Australia, 0:13:01.459 --> 0:13:04.259 I book myself straight in, went to the GP, sat 0:13:04.299 --> 0:13:05.579 down and said I got be in by a monkey 0:13:05.619 --> 0:13:06.819 And she was like, oh yeah, when I was like 0:13:06.859 --> 0:13:07.579 two weeks ago. 0:13:08.059 --> 0:13:10.259 She goes, you can't get a raby shot. 0:13:10.299 --> 0:13:12.699 Now you're on the you're outside of the time frame 0:13:12.739 --> 0:13:15.059 that you needed in You're gonna die. And something I 0:13:15.059 --> 0:13:18.819 didn't know about rabies he's awarding to everyone. Apparently the 0:13:18.859 --> 0:13:21.859 side effects of it can present themselves in any time 0:13:21.939 --> 0:13:24.019 up to ten years after being exposed, so you can 0:13:24.099 --> 0:13:27.539 just spontaneously go rabid. Eight years after being bitten by 0:13:27.539 --> 0:13:28.659 a monkey in Balley, how. 0:13:28.579 --> 0:13:30.179 Long ago was that because a lot of things are 0:13:30.179 --> 0:13:31.579 making sense to me right now. I think it was 0:13:31.619 --> 0:13:33.299 ten years. I think I'm in the clue. I think 0:13:33.299 --> 0:13:34.899 you're in the customer. I think I'm in the clue. 0:13:35.099 --> 0:13:37.458 So it's actually okay, there's no there's no rabies in 0:13:37.499 --> 0:13:38.619 the monkeys in BALI. 0:13:38.699 --> 0:13:41.659 Well, so my husband now Ben, so he's spin to 0:13:41.739 --> 0:13:43.779 Balley before, but he's still you know, he's swears and 0:13:43.859 --> 0:13:45.579 they don't spend as much time over there as we have. 0:13:46.179 --> 0:13:49.219 He almost died by a monkey this trip. We were like, 0:13:50.099 --> 0:13:51.939 he has life insurance. We were in each. 0:13:51.819 --> 0:13:54.899 Other's villa in Abula, sorry, in opposite rooms that weren't attached, 0:13:55.419 --> 0:13:57.979 and we could see glass windows right, and that was outside, 0:13:57.979 --> 0:14:00.659 so there's a little hallway between us. And I see 0:14:00.699 --> 0:14:03.459 Ben walk out of his little glass door, walk down 0:14:03.499 --> 0:14:06.299 outside with some fruit in his hand, and I'm like, 0:14:07.099 --> 0:14:08.459 is he going to sit by the pool to eat? 0:14:08.539 --> 0:14:11.219 And then I hear him go here, monkey monkey, And 0:14:11.259 --> 0:14:14.419 I was like what, and he's like monkey, monkey, monkey. Anyway. 0:14:14.459 --> 0:14:15.179 I look out and. 0:14:15.139 --> 0:14:17.099 It's not a cute little baby monkey. It's one of 0:14:17.099 --> 0:14:19.019 those big boys with a mustache. He had like a 0:14:19.019 --> 0:14:21.979 full mustache that was going up. Anyway, Ben's trying to 0:14:23.339 --> 0:14:25.259 Ben's trying to make a peace offering to him. 0:14:25.259 --> 0:14:27.579 He's holding out fruit and this monkey is sitting up. 0:14:27.579 --> 0:14:29.099 They'll mess you up. Launches. 0:14:29.259 --> 0:14:32.059 This monkey is chasing Ben and it's like an ape. 0:14:32.059 --> 0:14:35.059 It's like a gorilla chasing him. Ben realizes very quickly 0:14:35.099 --> 0:14:37.699 that he's made a gray bearer. He throws the fruit 0:14:37.939 --> 0:14:39.619 and I was like, run bend, but I closed my 0:14:39.659 --> 0:14:41.539 door to protect myself. 0:14:42.139 --> 0:14:44.659 And through the glass I say, run band quick. 0:14:44.979 --> 0:14:45.979 This thing's catching him. 0:14:46.019 --> 0:14:48.819 He jumps inside his door, closes the glass as it 0:14:49.059 --> 0:14:51.139 hits the glass. It was like, what what was that 0:14:51.219 --> 0:14:52.619 movie where the monkeys will try and. 0:14:52.619 --> 0:14:53.619 Eat the Jamanji? 0:14:53.659 --> 0:14:54.859 The apes planet. 0:14:56.179 --> 0:14:57.059 Planet of the Apes. 0:14:57.139 --> 0:14:59.219 Anyway, I had to give Ben a talking to and 0:14:59.259 --> 0:15:01.299 I was like, these guys aren't your friends. 0:15:01.339 --> 0:15:04.739 Like they're cute, but you could die here. This is 0:15:04.739 --> 0:15:06.299 your warning to anyone going to Balley. 0:15:06.419 --> 0:15:07.539 I mean, everyone. 0:15:07.179 --> 0:15:08.659 Knows this is not going to come as as a 0:15:08.659 --> 0:15:10.739 surprise for anyone. The monkeys are not that friendly. Stay 0:15:10.739 --> 0:15:15.139 away from them now, Britt. We've obviously just come back 0:15:15.179 --> 0:15:18.259 from a trip to Bali for your wedding. As we 0:15:18.259 --> 0:15:20.019 Wedding of the Century, I feel like we're gonna be 0:15:20.059 --> 0:15:22.459 talking about it every day for the next forever until 0:15:22.459 --> 0:15:23.419 we exhausted all the content. 0:15:23.499 --> 0:15:25.179 Oh yeah, I haven't even started posting photos. 0:15:25.219 --> 0:15:25.619 Just you wait. 0:15:25.659 --> 0:15:28.379 Okay, Well, one thing I have done, and this is 0:15:28.819 --> 0:15:32.219 so unlike me, and I think I already know which 0:15:32.299 --> 0:15:33.619