WEBVTT - BONUS EP - Strictly Accidentally Unfiltered, finished differently 0:00:21.079 --> 0:00:25.680 Guys, we are back. Welcome to our little bonus extra 0:00:25.720 --> 0:00:29.280 episode of Life on Part I'm Brittany and I'm Laura. 0:00:29.400 --> 0:00:32.040 Did this really throw you? It's Wednesday and here we are. 0:00:33.680 --> 0:00:35.919 I guys really thought we'll spoil you because we've been 0:00:35.920 --> 0:00:37.919 teasing for a little while. We put our feelers out 0:00:37.960 --> 0:00:40.920 there and we thought we should do a just a 0:00:41.000 --> 0:00:44.400 dedicated little extra episode because you guys froth it so hard. 0:00:44.440 --> 0:00:47.960 We froth it so hard of just accidentally unfilters. Basically, 0:00:48.080 --> 0:00:51.840 you're writing your most embarrassing, funniest stories and we take 0:00:51.840 --> 0:00:55.080 the piss a little bit or a lot. 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I love 0:02:25.560 --> 0:02:27.520 how you always want to go off piece with these things. 0:02:27.639 --> 0:02:29.840 Just stick to the script. Brittany, Well, I thought this 0:02:29.919 --> 0:02:32.640 fits the whole Jacob's Creek Finished Differently campaign. I was 0:02:32.680 --> 0:02:34.720 just really trying to go outside the box here, really 0:02:34.760 --> 0:02:38.160 align it alright to hit me all right, this actually happened. 0:02:38.160 --> 0:02:39.600 I'm not gonna name names, but I happened to a 0:02:39.639 --> 0:02:41.800 friend of mine, And this is like an urban legend 0:02:41.840 --> 0:02:44.720 that happened to you, a friend of a friend himself. 0:02:45.120 --> 0:02:50.320 It's actually so funny. This guy was going on a date. 0:02:50.520 --> 0:02:53.440 He met this girl online well okay, he met her 0:02:53.480 --> 0:02:56.840 on Instagram and she was an absolute smoke show. She 0:02:56.880 --> 0:02:59.440 was so bloody hot. So his friends are over and 0:02:59.480 --> 0:03:02.079 his flat mate over and he's like frothing this chick. 0:03:02.080 --> 0:03:03.440 He's like, look at this chick I'm going on a 0:03:03.520 --> 0:03:05.520 date with. And he was showing a profile like a kid, 0:03:05.560 --> 0:03:06.799 like you know, you're like, oh, look at it here, 0:03:06.840 --> 0:03:08.880 look at here, zoomying on her Instagram and having a 0:03:08.880 --> 0:03:11.520 great old time. And they were like, bro, she's so hot, 0:03:11.639 --> 0:03:14.600 Like you've got to take this home. You've got to 0:03:14.880 --> 0:03:16.880 get a home run. And he was like, I'm on it, 0:03:16.919 --> 0:03:19.000 bring it on home. So he goes on to the date, 0:03:19.600 --> 0:03:22.280 has a great time, and she's an eleven out of 0:03:22.280 --> 0:03:25.200 ten and she's into him. She's into him, she is 0:03:25.360 --> 0:03:28.040 here for it. And he's like rubbing his hands together. 0:03:28.120 --> 0:03:30.040 A because he gets to take this smoke show home. 0:03:30.160 --> 0:03:33.440 B Because he actually really likes her. See He's like, yes, 0:03:33.600 --> 0:03:35.920 my flatties are going to see that I've just taken 0:03:35.960 --> 0:03:38.360 this really really hot chick home. So he gets home 0:03:38.800 --> 0:03:40.960 with her and the flatmates and friends are still all 0:03:41.000 --> 0:03:42.720 love because they've just been having a few drinks at home. 0:03:43.480 --> 0:03:45.920 He walks into the land room and they see her 0:03:46.080 --> 0:03:48.880 and their face pretty confronting for the girl to walk 0:03:48.920 --> 0:03:51.200 in and have like a whole group of housemates and 0:03:51.280 --> 0:03:53.920 friends there. Yeah, but she owned it. She was like, hey, 0:03:53.960 --> 0:03:56.640 what's up. Like, they're all really friendly, but the flatmates 0:03:56.960 --> 0:04:00.240 in hindsight, he's like, the flatmates' faces faulted for just 0:04:00.280 --> 0:04:02.760 a split second. He's like, but I just thought they 0:04:02.760 --> 0:04:04.880 were surprised that I'd brought a home. I didn't think 0:04:04.920 --> 0:04:06.520 much of it. Anyway, they get on with it. They 0:04:06.560 --> 0:04:08.360 all have a bit of a chat and whatever else. 0:04:09.040 --> 0:04:11.400 Then they sort of go into the other room and 0:04:11.400 --> 0:04:13.040 give them some space. They sit in the lounge, they're 0:04:13.040 --> 0:04:15.040 making out, they're having a wine, and he's like, let's 0:04:15.120 --> 0:04:17.400 take it to the bedroom, and she's here for it. 0:04:17.480 --> 0:04:20.479 So they're going to the bedroom. What is this girl? 0:04:21.760 --> 0:04:25.080 What do they see in the bedroom that makes her 0:04:25.160 --> 0:04:29.680 turn and run? What is it? I'm imagining like the 0:04:29.760 --> 0:04:32.600 housemates has like left a dildo or something on his bed, 0:04:33.000 --> 0:04:35.000 or like a strap on for him to his kegged 0:04:37.360 --> 0:04:42.160 him like a queen. That would probably be That sounded like, 0:04:42.200 --> 0:04:45.800 my love, we are wearing off. You were turning it 0:04:45.800 --> 0:04:49.520 into the same person. Okay, what was in the room 0:04:49.600 --> 0:04:51.760 is worse than a dildo being on the bed. They 0:04:51.839 --> 0:04:54.120 walk into the room and whilst he was on the date, 0:04:54.520 --> 0:04:56.480 the flatmates thought it would be really funny to go 0:04:56.600 --> 0:05:00.520 on to her Instagram page and print out photos of 0:05:00.560 --> 0:05:05.240 her giant photos and put them up as posters all 0:05:05.320 --> 0:05:07.160 out of his room. Someone looks like he was a 0:05:07.279 --> 0:05:11.520 psycho kind of shrine. He had a shrine of this 0:05:11.680 --> 0:05:13.640 chicken only met on the DMS And she walks in 0:05:13.760 --> 0:05:16.200 and her face is blown up all over the room 0:05:16.520 --> 0:05:20.000 and he's like, I am so sorry. This was not me, 0:05:20.320 --> 0:05:22.440 this was my flatmates. And she's like, there's no way 0:05:22.520 --> 0:05:24.240 this could have been your flatmates in this time. You're 0:05:24.279 --> 0:05:28.360 a fucking psycho. But also even if it was his flatmates, 0:05:28.400 --> 0:05:31.640 it just shows that he's been bragging to his flatmates 0:05:31.680 --> 0:05:33.880 and showing them all the photos. Anyway, Like, both of 0:05:33.960 --> 0:05:37.440 them are bad options. Obviously, the shrine option is the worst. Okay, 0:05:37.480 --> 0:05:40.400 So would you have stayed or run? Oh? Look, I'm 0:05:40.400 --> 0:05:42.320 a sucker for punishment. If it was like pre Matt, 0:05:42.360 --> 0:05:45.520 I probably would have married the guy. Oh is that 0:05:45.560 --> 0:05:48.799 a red flag? Let's be together forever? Perfect, let's get married. 0:05:49.040 --> 0:05:50.160 I would have been like, oh my god, this is 0:05:50.160 --> 0:05:55.160 a great shot of me. Can I take it? Anyway? 0:05:55.240 --> 0:05:57.520 I just think like it's pretty funny. I mean, they 0:05:57.520 --> 0:05:59.560 could have. They never spoke again. That's it. She bailed. 0:05:59.680 --> 0:06:01.480 He tried to contact her and explain, and it just 0:06:01.800 --> 0:06:04.840 block de yeah, block a delete, flew on out of there. 0:06:04.920 --> 0:06:06.920 I think it's I think it's so funny, but I 0:06:06.960 --> 0:06:09.760 would not. But imagine if you were that keen, I 0:06:09.800 --> 0:06:12.960 would not forgive. It's funny in hindsight, but you wouldn't 0:06:12.960 --> 0:06:14.800 forgive them You're like, what if she was my wife, 0:06:15.920 --> 0:06:17.560 that was my soulmate and you've ruined it for me 0:06:17.640 --> 0:06:19.920 for ever? Oh my god. Okay, alright, god, I love 0:06:20.000 --> 0:06:22.240 these so much. Guys. Don't you actually get some ideas 0:06:22.520 --> 0:06:24.120 of you one of your listeners shoud probably try this 0:06:24.240 --> 0:06:27.000 one time. It's so cruel. Don't stick your friends up. 0:06:27.320 --> 0:06:29.960 It's a great way to lose some mates. How to 0:06:30.040 --> 0:06:31.760 lose a mate one night? All right, I have a 0:06:31.800 --> 0:06:34.360 good one, but we on that level. I really enjoy 0:06:34.440 --> 0:06:37.040 this one. Guys, we've all we all know the lemon 0:06:37.120 --> 0:06:39.280 dtox diet. I'm sure that there's people out there who 0:06:39.320 --> 0:06:41.400 have tried the lemon detox diet. I tried the lemon 0:06:41.440 --> 0:06:44.960 dtox diet. So when this story came in, I was like, dead, 0:06:46.080 --> 0:06:49.640 rip me a time of death today. So basically I'm 0:06:49.640 --> 0:06:51.880 gonna summarize a little bit, because it's a really long one. 0:06:52.320 --> 0:06:54.520 I decided to do the lemon dtox diet with a 0:06:54.600 --> 0:06:57.040 couple of friends from work. This is going back about 0:06:57.120 --> 0:07:00.080 ten years ago now. So if for those who if 0:07:00.080 --> 0:07:02.600 you who don't know what the lemon detox diet is. Basically, 0:07:02.960 --> 0:07:06.600 you have to drink a concoction of lemon water, cayeenne 0:07:06.640 --> 0:07:10.360 pepper every single day without eating any food, and then 0:07:10.800 --> 0:07:12.680 in the mornings and the afternoons you have to take 0:07:12.760 --> 0:07:18.400 a one lider salt water flush SLA. We don't recommend 0:07:18.440 --> 0:07:21.840 doing this, guy. This is a terrible, terrible idea, which 0:07:21.920 --> 0:07:23.800 is also why you need to listen to the story. 0:07:24.160 --> 0:07:26.400 So She's like, I woke up on my first morning. 0:07:26.520 --> 0:07:28.320 It was a Saturday, and at the time I lived 0:07:28.360 --> 0:07:31.560 with my boyfriend in a tiny, little one bedroom studio apartment. 0:07:31.840 --> 0:07:34.480 The bed was literally right next to the kitchen. I 0:07:34.600 --> 0:07:37.400 got up and I drank my one lid of salty water, 0:07:37.720 --> 0:07:39.520 and I looked over my boyfriend and was like, Babe, 0:07:39.560 --> 0:07:42.080 I'm gonna make you some eggs. Feeling light as a feather. 0:07:42.520 --> 0:07:45.800 So here I am standing in the kitchen wearing his underwear, 0:07:46.160 --> 0:07:50.920 cooking him eggs. I've just finished my entire lid of 0:07:51.040 --> 0:07:55.760 warm salty water when I felt it a rumbling, a 0:07:55.880 --> 0:08:00.480 rumbling below, and I had the urge to fart. Oh, no, 0:08:01.280 --> 0:08:03.920 it's totally fine. My boyfriend and I are very very 0:08:04.000 --> 0:08:06.120 open with things like that, so I let it rip. 0:08:07.000 --> 0:08:09.160 But to my surprise, it wasn't a part ha ha. 0:08:12.640 --> 0:08:16.200 It was a cascade of one liter of warm, salty water. 0:08:17.960 --> 0:08:23.040 I can't that ran down all my legs and all 0:08:23.120 --> 0:08:25.200 over the floor as my poor boyfriend sat on the 0:08:25.240 --> 0:08:27.960 bed and watched me cook his eggs. Needless to say, 0:08:28.040 --> 0:08:29.760 I don't think that these were the runny eggs that 0:08:29.840 --> 0:08:31.920 he was after, and we ended up breaking up a 0:08:32.000 --> 0:08:35.400 couple of months later. Hang on, I ate a couple 0:08:35.480 --> 0:08:37.280 of months. I took you a couple of months. B 0:08:38.800 --> 0:08:40.760 was Did I get this right? Is this a lea 0:08:40.920 --> 0:08:44.760 of diarrhea running down her leg? Yes? Oh my god, 0:08:44.920 --> 0:08:47.559 I want to die for her. It's not okay, is it? 0:08:48.440 --> 0:08:51.000 I did the Lemondee dogs. Everyone did it like fifteen 0:08:51.040 --> 0:08:52.319 years ago, you know what. It was the trend, and 0:08:52.520 --> 0:08:54.640 I was like Beyonce, she did it for some movie 0:08:54.720 --> 0:08:56.960 role and had to lose heaps of weight before the role. Yeah, 0:08:57.000 --> 0:09:00.320 but the reason people lose weight is because you don't eat. 0:09:00.800 --> 0:09:03.240 You drink water with some lemon in it and soul. 0:09:03.320 --> 0:09:06.400 It's just a laxity. It's like, it's so bad diet. 0:09:06.559 --> 0:09:08.280 It's so bad. I did it and I lasted for 0:09:08.360 --> 0:09:10.680 about seven hours and then ate an ice cream sandwich. 0:09:10.760 --> 0:09:12.600 I think I got downside. I didn't do and then 0:09:12.679 --> 0:09:14.599 like had a picnic of cheese and bickiees. I was like, 0:09:14.840 --> 0:09:17.520 fuck this anyway. She goes on to say that her 0:09:17.559 --> 0:09:20.280 boyfriend was actually really supportive, and he left the apartments 0:09:20.320 --> 0:09:22.000 that she could clean up and sought her life out. 0:09:22.080 --> 0:09:24.160 Oh yeah, that support. I'm out of here. You clean 0:09:24.280 --> 0:09:27.280 this up. That's the support you want in your life. 0:09:27.320 --> 0:09:29.200 I'm pretty sure that's the support I would want under 0:09:29.240 --> 0:09:33.040 these circumstances. You know, it's like bridesmaids, don't look at me, 0:09:34.480 --> 0:09:40.319 I'm shitting in the street. That's exactly the same. And 0:09:40.400 --> 0:09:42.360 I also know she didn't break up as a result 0:09:42.400 --> 0:09:46.280 of the lemon detox disaster. Oh my god, I just can't. Guys, 0:09:46.400 --> 0:09:48.679 do not try that at home, all right. Next, I 0:09:48.800 --> 0:09:50.800 lived in a sharehouse with three other girls, where it 0:09:50.880 --> 0:09:54.720 was super rare to be home alone. However, one week, 0:09:54.800 --> 0:09:57.199 when two of my housemates were traveling overseas, I went 0:09:57.240 --> 0:09:59.760 to bed super early and my other housemate left for 0:09:59.840 --> 0:10:02.640 a night shift. As she is a paramedic, I knew 0:10:02.679 --> 0:10:04.440 she wouldn't be home all night. I woke up at 0:10:04.440 --> 0:10:07.040 eleven pm with a fright to a large banging sound 0:10:07.120 --> 0:10:09.480 in our kitchen and I just assumed my housemate was 0:10:09.520 --> 0:10:12.959 homemaking dinner. However, the sound continued and I realized it 0:10:13.040 --> 0:10:15.520 was way too early for her to be home. Panicked, 0:10:15.559 --> 0:10:17.959 I called her quickly to confirm, and yes, she was 0:10:17.960 --> 0:10:21.240 still at work. By this stage, there was more banging, 0:10:21.400 --> 0:10:24.720 more loud noises. It was chaos and I was freaking out. 0:10:25.000 --> 0:10:27.000 She told me to call the police and my boyfriend, 0:10:27.040 --> 0:10:29.720 who lived only a street away. So I called my boyfriend, 0:10:29.800 --> 0:10:32.760 then I called Triple zero, convinced someone had broken into 0:10:32.840 --> 0:10:35.360 our kitchen. On the phone to Triple zero and waiting 0:10:35.400 --> 0:10:37.600 for the police, I was freaking out, and my boyfriend 0:10:37.679 --> 0:10:40.400 arrived and knocked on the front door really loudly. My 0:10:40.480 --> 0:10:42.800 bedroom is closest to the front, so I decided I'm 0:10:42.880 --> 0:10:45.320 just going to make a run for it, screaming and yelling, 0:10:45.440 --> 0:10:48.200 I ran past and said I've called the police, I'm leaving. 0:10:48.400 --> 0:10:50.920 As I was running out of the house, the police 0:10:51.000 --> 0:10:53.480 rocked up a few seconds later and stormed into the house, 0:10:53.640 --> 0:10:56.120 opened the front door to a cloud of smoke. They 0:10:56.280 --> 0:11:00.199 ran in and came out with a burned Saucepan was 0:11:00.240 --> 0:11:02.800 then that my stomach dropped and I realized that I 0:11:02.920 --> 0:11:05.480 must have forgotten to turn off our stove fully because 0:11:06.000 --> 0:11:08.440 when I had gone to bed, I had left eggs 0:11:08.480 --> 0:11:10.760 on the stove. They had boiled to the point that 0:11:10.920 --> 0:11:14.840 they had exploded. I'm talking they had burnt out, exploded 0:11:14.880 --> 0:11:17.720 with such force that they knocked over our utensils, pots, 0:11:18.120 --> 0:11:20.880 They dishrack cracked open, pans were fell out. I thought 0:11:20.960 --> 0:11:23.079 someone was breaking in, but I had actually called the 0:11:23.120 --> 0:11:27.680 police on some boiled eggs. I think it's very obvious 0:11:27.720 --> 0:11:30.319 that the real issue here and the common denominator is 0:11:30.400 --> 0:11:35.200 once again the eggs. I think this is so funny 0:11:35.240 --> 0:11:37.760 because imagine the police coming to save the day and 0:11:37.800 --> 0:11:40.120 they're like, ma'am, you've been attacked by two boiled eggs. 0:11:40.200 --> 0:11:43.319 This sounds like the time that you tried to accost 0:11:43.400 --> 0:11:45.640 a robber and ended up being a koala in your sink, 0:11:47.080 --> 0:11:50.800 the infamous koala breaking How embarrassing. I think we all 0:11:50.920 --> 0:11:53.199 have a story about a time where we thought we 0:11:53.280 --> 0:11:55.160 were getting broken into and it ended up just being 0:11:55.360 --> 0:11:57.920 some like very benign Like I remember this time where 0:11:57.960 --> 0:11:59.840 I was convinced I was being broken into and they 0:11:59.880 --> 0:12:01.720 were a fucking poss him in the house. Yeah. See, 0:12:02.120 --> 0:12:04.520 animals are a big one for that, because I had 0:12:04.559 --> 0:12:07.200 the quality those animals and those eggs. You really got 0:12:07.320 --> 0:12:09.719 to watch out. Okay, all right, okay, I've got another one. 0:12:09.880 --> 0:12:11.920 I had been out with my housemates for a dance 0:12:12.000 --> 0:12:14.280 and a cheeky drink, but after a couple of hours, 0:12:14.320 --> 0:12:16.360 I really wasn't feeling it, so I left the party 0:12:16.400 --> 0:12:19.400 early to get home. After paying the taxi driver, I 0:12:19.480 --> 0:12:22.040 accidentally left my handbag in the taxi, and I didn't 0:12:22.080 --> 0:12:24.800 realize until the taxi had driven away. Now, at the time, 0:12:24.880 --> 0:12:29.080 I lived in London in a really, really really dodgy area, 0:12:29.440 --> 0:12:31.160 and it was the middle of the night. It was 0:12:31.200 --> 0:12:34.079 also the middle of winter. I panicked. I had no 0:12:34.160 --> 0:12:36.079 way of calling my housemates to let them know what 0:12:36.160 --> 0:12:38.520 had happened, and no way of getting into the apartment. 0:12:39.080 --> 0:12:40.920 So I did what I thought was a smart idea 0:12:40.960 --> 0:12:43.599 at the time. I smashed the little window next to 0:12:43.679 --> 0:12:47.319 the door and tried to reach inside and unlock, obviously, 0:12:47.600 --> 0:12:51.079 but the door still wouldn't open. Brittany, what do you 0:12:51.120 --> 0:12:54.800 think happened next? How do you think this happened? How 0:12:54.800 --> 0:12:58.839 do you think he's finished? Differently? I read, Okay, this 0:12:58.920 --> 0:13:01.480 middle of winter, she's free, it's late at night, she's 0:13:01.559 --> 0:13:05.200 on her porch. I reckon. She froze to and really 0:13:05.400 --> 0:13:08.599 hot guys walk past and said, gin need help, And 0:13:08.679 --> 0:13:11.240 he had a kitten two and then because he'd saved 0:13:11.280 --> 0:13:14.200 it from the tree, You're fantasy goes on in your 0:13:14.280 --> 0:13:17.600 head and then I reckon. She went home with him. Okay, 0:13:18.000 --> 0:13:20.280 she had one nice sand Well it's a kitten, man. Hey, 0:13:20.360 --> 0:13:22.679 well this can be this could be ending anyway. Well, 0:13:22.720 --> 0:13:25.360 it truly finished differently to that. So anyway, fast forward, 0:13:25.440 --> 0:13:27.000 and it must have been around three am when my 0:13:27.080 --> 0:13:29.560 housemates came home and they found that the window had 0:13:29.600 --> 0:13:32.280 been smashed. They went inside and I was nowhere to 0:13:32.320 --> 0:13:35.000 be found. So they, of course they started freaking out 0:13:35.040 --> 0:13:37.040 and they called the police. They were also trying to 0:13:37.080 --> 0:13:38.800 call my phone at the time. The phone was going 0:13:38.840 --> 0:13:41.920 to voicemail. The police arrive and they take this very 0:13:42.200 --> 0:13:45.720 very seriously, so they call in the air pole as 0:13:45.800 --> 0:13:48.880 in like the helicopter police. Oh, the chopper. The helicopter 0:13:48.960 --> 0:13:51.920 police start searching the marshlands around the area with a 0:13:52.040 --> 0:13:55.640 huge spotlight. It's now five am and they have decided, 0:13:55.760 --> 0:13:57.920 with absolutely no luck, that they're going to start door 0:13:58.040 --> 0:13:59.959 knocking to see if any of the neighbors saw anything. 0:14:00.800 --> 0:14:03.360 Tell me surely. Later, there's a knock at the door 0:14:03.640 --> 0:14:05.880 and I wake up off the couch and the police 0:14:05.920 --> 0:14:08.560 are there. Excuse me, are you Sarah? I'm not gonna 0:14:08.559 --> 0:14:11.360 say her last name. I'd fallen asleep in my neighbor's 0:14:11.440 --> 0:14:13.800 house because my neighbor had heard me smashed my window 0:14:13.840 --> 0:14:16.560 open and thought I was being broken into. So anyway, 0:14:16.720 --> 0:14:19.720 here I am on my neighbor's couch with fifteen police 0:14:19.760 --> 0:14:23.480 officers the air pole, and my housemates crying their eyes out, 0:14:23.560 --> 0:14:27.520 thinking I've been abducted. She's having a great old snooze 0:14:27.560 --> 0:14:30.520 next door with a heated blanket. She's so fine. I 0:14:30.600 --> 0:14:33.880 was like, how does this escalate so fucking quickly? But 0:14:34.080 --> 0:14:36.080 you know what what I get from this is that 0:14:36.160 --> 0:14:39.240 was a really good response time from the police. If 0:14:39.280 --> 0:14:42.320 she was abducted, great response time. Could you imagine the 0:14:42.360 --> 0:14:43.920 fright you would get though if you came home, as 0:14:44.080 --> 0:14:46.000 if you were the flat mate you came home, you 0:14:46.040 --> 0:14:48.160 couldn't contact your flat mate and someone had been broken 0:14:48.200 --> 0:14:50.560 in and knew she went home. We like that pretty. 0:14:50.680 --> 0:14:53.680 I think they weren't being drastic, they were like, holy moly. 0:14:53.880 --> 0:14:55.200 And I think the thing with this as well is 0:14:55.240 --> 0:14:58.240 like the window was smashed as but then the place 0:14:58.360 --> 0:14:59.840 was locked, so I think they thought that she had 0:14:59.840 --> 0:15:02.360 been trying to get away from someone. So they thought that, 0:15:02.760 --> 0:15:04.720 you know, she'd been abducted as she was trying to 0:15:04.720 --> 0:15:06.880 get into the apartment. Oh my, yeah, that took a 0:15:06.960 --> 0:15:11.160 really dark turn. All right, I have just one more 0:15:11.200 --> 0:15:13.520 and it actually ties in really well with the story 0:15:13.560 --> 0:15:17.400 you just said. Okay. My boyfriend and I went on 0:15:17.520 --> 0:15:20.200 our first ever overseas trip to Japan a year ago. 0:15:20.440 --> 0:15:22.560 I knew bits and pieces of Japanese from high school, 0:15:22.680 --> 0:15:26.240 but was absolutely not fluent. After a long journey, he 0:15:26.360 --> 0:15:28.880 checked into our Airbnb ready for a hard core nap. 0:15:29.200 --> 0:15:31.240 It was super cold, so I flicked through the welcome 0:15:31.280 --> 0:15:33.440 guy to find out whether or not the unit had 0:15:33.440 --> 0:15:36.440 a heater. The unit in fact did have a heater, 0:15:36.800 --> 0:15:40.760 but unfortunately the instructions were all in Japanese. Now, I 0:15:40.840 --> 0:15:43.160 told my boyfriend that my A plus understanding of the 0:15:43.280 --> 0:15:45.240 language would save the day because I was really trying 0:15:45.240 --> 0:15:47.440 to impress him, so he trusted me to sort it 0:15:47.480 --> 0:15:49.440 out while he went and had a shower. I flicked 0:15:49.480 --> 0:15:51.680 through the instructions pretending I knew what I was reading, 0:15:51.800 --> 0:15:56.920 but had no idea. I loved the confidence. Trust me, babe, 0:15:56.960 --> 0:15:59.960 I got this. She probably learned how to say like hello, thanks, 0:16:00.000 --> 0:16:02.360 thank you, my name is not how to read an 0:16:02.400 --> 0:16:05.400 instruction manual. I march on over to the air conditioning 0:16:05.440 --> 0:16:07.960 control panel. It is very high tech looking, and I 0:16:08.040 --> 0:16:10.280 press the large red button, which I assume will turn 0:16:10.320 --> 0:16:13.960 the heating on. Suddenly, the panel whirled to life, and 0:16:14.040 --> 0:16:16.360 a little animation of a woman wearing a police hat 0:16:16.440 --> 0:16:19.480 flashed onto the screen. The animated police lady spoke in 0:16:19.560 --> 0:16:23.920 Japanese and jested two flashing buttons, one blue and one red. 0:16:24.040 --> 0:16:27.800 I thought, super crack. The code red means heat, so 0:16:27.880 --> 0:16:31.880 I'm going to last the red button. So I hit 0:16:31.960 --> 0:16:34.960 that red button with all my might, and all hell 0:16:35.320 --> 0:16:39.000 broke loose. The apartment had an alarm that started to 0:16:39.160 --> 0:16:43.320 loudly sound, with the air conditioning panel flashing red Japanese 0:16:43.360 --> 0:16:45.840 text flying all over the screen. I couldn't turn it off, 0:16:45.880 --> 0:16:48.600 and within minutes, the intercom panel beside the front door 0:16:48.680 --> 0:16:52.440 flashed to life as well. Outside our unit, within three 0:16:52.560 --> 0:16:56.680 minutes were three heavily armed policemen with protective helmets, guns, 0:16:56.800 --> 0:17:00.280 bulletproof vests. Everything. My boyfriend flew out out of the 0:17:00.280 --> 0:17:03.000 shower buttter snaked, wondering what the hell was going on. 0:17:03.240 --> 0:17:05.200 I was in my Winning the Pooh baggy pajamas and 0:17:05.280 --> 0:17:07.720 had a face mask on and was freaking the hell out. 0:17:08.200 --> 0:17:10.280 Was it illegal to use heating in Japan? Should I 0:17:10.320 --> 0:17:12.960 have registered with your authorities my intent to eat first? 0:17:13.280 --> 0:17:15.720 I don't know. I wasn't about to go outside and 0:17:15.760 --> 0:17:19.359 deal with these three hectically armed policemen. My boyfriend grabbed 0:17:19.400 --> 0:17:21.040 a towel and opened the door while I hit in 0:17:21.080 --> 0:17:23.240 the wardrobe. From my hiding spot, I could hear the 0:17:23.280 --> 0:17:25.919 policeman explaining to my boyfriend that the alarm had been 0:17:26.000 --> 0:17:30.360 sounded and the user had selected urgently requesting help from police. 0:17:30.440 --> 0:17:32.600 My boyfriend tried to tell them that his girlfriend had 0:17:32.680 --> 0:17:34.520 made a mistake and they thought it was the air 0:17:34.600 --> 0:17:38.320 conditioning control, but they were not buying it. They demanded 0:17:38.480 --> 0:17:40.400 entry for a well being check. I think they thought 0:17:40.440 --> 0:17:42.960 I was being kidnapped, so I stepped out of my 0:17:43.080 --> 0:17:45.560 hiding place with my pink pj's and my face mask 0:17:45.640 --> 0:17:48.080 to explain that I am indeed fine, I was just 0:17:48.240 --> 0:17:51.360 really really cold. He was baffled and asked over and over, 0:17:52.000 --> 0:17:54.919 how on earth did you think this was heating. How 0:17:55.000 --> 0:17:57.400 did you not know about this alarm? The best bit 0:17:57.560 --> 0:18:02.160 is that she's actually hiding in the cupboards. Something even 0:18:02.200 --> 0:18:04.479 worse was going on, Yeah, she said, I finally convinced 0:18:04.520 --> 0:18:10.160 him that I was just a more on. I think 0:18:10.200 --> 0:18:14.320 it's hilarious. But again, I love how affective this is. 0:18:14.359 --> 0:18:16.120 That you can press a button in your hotel room 0:18:16.160 --> 0:18:18.080 and within three minutes the police are there to help 0:18:18.119 --> 0:18:21.680 you mate spotlights and marsh Land and Airpole police. And 0:18:21.760 --> 0:18:24.439 then having someone an arm guard show up at your 0:18:24.480 --> 0:18:29.200 apartment to call four times to get room service your 0:18:29.359 --> 0:18:31.440 suit flat is not an emergency, Brittany, Well, it is, 0:18:31.520 --> 0:18:34.080 God got down the emergency. Don't they know what I've 0:18:34.119 --> 0:18:38.480 been through this year? Oh Man, tell me about it? 0:18:38.680 --> 0:18:41.439 Becauld you imagine? That's so funny. But also the police 0:18:41.440 --> 0:18:43.240 actually said to her, but how did you know there 0:18:43.320 --> 0:18:46.640 was a police lady on the screen pointing to two buttons. 0:18:46.920 --> 0:18:48.480 I just thought it was a very official way of 0:18:48.560 --> 0:18:52.240 hitting the room. That is it for our little bonus episode. 0:18:52.359 --> 0:18:55.679 Thank you so much for listening. We absolutely love our 0:18:55.720 --> 0:18:59.080 accidentally unfiltered stories if you have one. For next week's episode, 0:18:59.080 --> 0:19:00.639 of course, we're going to go back to the normal 0:19:00.720 --> 0:19:03.239 format where you can just send them on into us 0:19:03.440 --> 0:19:05.600 and we will pick out our favorite ones. 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