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Speaker 1: Podcasting.

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Speaker 2: Wow, Well the guy was refused Nando's service because they

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Speaker 2: thought he was using a fake name when he went

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Speaker 2: to go and order his food.

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Speaker 3: Okay, and what name did he use? What's his name

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Speaker 3: is Stephen Chicken? No, it's no. This is the most

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Speaker 3: interesting thing about this is that's actually his name, Stephen Chicken.

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Speaker 2: There's a dude called Stephen Chicken and he goes to

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Speaker 2: Nando's and he's like, yeah, my name is Stephen Chicken.

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Speaker 2: They're like, yeah, good on, your mate didn't come down

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Speaker 2: the last shower.

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Speaker 3: Bugger off. And he's like, no, I'm actually Stephen Chicken.

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Speaker 3: So it's really unlucky for old Stephen Chicken.

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Speaker 2: And I imagine it's had whenever he is trying to

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Speaker 2: order a chicken tasted meal.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, because he can just write, you know, the dirty

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Speaker 1: bird KFC has gone there, Rooster's gone there, Get.

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Speaker 3: The chicken palm. I watch your name Stephen Chicken piss

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Speaker 3: off mate, So I must be hard for Stephen Chicken.

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Speaker 3: Didn't drive everywhere, isn't he?

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Speaker 2: But it did get me thinking, Yeah, I'd like to

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Speaker 2: throw a challenge yourway if you're.

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Speaker 3: Up for ah, yeah, you want for a bit of

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Speaker 3: a challenge.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, all right, Well, well i'll hear it first.

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Speaker 3: I'm thinking you call a bar.

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Speaker 2: I'll find a number of a bar, like a local

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Speaker 2: bar somewhere, and I want you to ask if there

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Speaker 2: are people that are there with clearly fake names.

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Speaker 3: So I've written a whole bunch of fake stupid names down.

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Speaker 3: I want you to call a bar, yeah.

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Speaker 2: And ask them like, oh, is is huge ass here?

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Speaker 2: And I want to see how many you can do

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Speaker 2: before they pull you up. It's a bit like when

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Speaker 2: Bart Simpson used to always I was.

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Speaker 1: About to say, Bart Simpson, doesn't it?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, Hey, guys, do I got a leak key bomb?

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Speaker 1: Come?

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Speaker 3: I look at the store? Is there a leak key bomb? Alcoholic?

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Speaker 3: Is there an alcoholic here? Homosexual? Come on, come on

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Speaker 3: one of your gates. It's gotta be homoseexual. So I've

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Speaker 3: got a whole bunch of these names here.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, I mean they were often quite rude that

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Speaker 1: Bart Simpson called the Bart Simpson one.

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Speaker 3: These aren't rude, okay, haven't had rude ones?

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Speaker 1: Okay?

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Speaker 3: How many do you reckon? You'll get before they pull

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Speaker 3: you up?

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Speaker 1: Well, it depends on the place. Like a I calling

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Speaker 1: you a bar, I'm going to call a pub.

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Speaker 3: There were people in hubs now.

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Speaker 1: And I'm just looking and I have to find a

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Speaker 1: way to look for how many bulk random people? I'm

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Speaker 1: not just going for one here.

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Speaker 2: I've got eight names because I don't think you're going

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Speaker 2: to get anywhere near that. And I'm just going to

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Speaker 2: be flashing you cards with the ridiculous names on them.

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Speaker 2: How many do you reckon you'll get because I don't

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Speaker 2: reckon you'll get I don't reckon you'll get past two. Okay,

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Speaker 2: I think you might get one.

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Speaker 3: And that's it.

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Speaker 1: I need to cout with a reason. I need to

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Speaker 1: cout with a reason why I'm asking for.

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Speaker 3: Bolk people at a bar as well. You figure that, Oh,

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Speaker 3: that's all part of the challenge to do it for you.

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Speaker 3: I'm going to do it for you, all right.

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Speaker 1: Wow.

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Speaker 2: The guy was refused Nando's because they thought he was

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Speaker 2: using a fake name. His name is Stephen Chicken, Yes,

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Speaker 2: so they just assumed he was. He was he was

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Speaker 2: taking the mickey and that is his actual name.

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Speaker 1: You think someone with the names surname Chicken would almost

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Speaker 1: just get free Nando's arrival.

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Speaker 3: Maybe they will use him.

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Speaker 1: Hopefully they do. Their wonderful people. Nandos that got a

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Speaker 1: great product.

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Speaker 3: I love Nando's, there's no doubt about it. Well, I

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Speaker 3: want to put that on record right now.

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Speaker 2: Anyway, to give me an idea, to give you a challenge,

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Speaker 2: I've got a number of a pub right here, and

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Speaker 2: i want you to call that pub. And I've got

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Speaker 2: a list of fake names in front of me. Yes,

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Speaker 2: you've got some almost like Q cards. Yes, I'm going

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Speaker 2: to flash you these Q cards. All of them have

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Speaker 2: a fake name on them. Yeah, okay. I want you

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Speaker 2: to say that you're looking for that person and if

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Speaker 2: they're in.

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Speaker 3: The bar there, yes, yeah, anyone.

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Speaker 1: For any Simpsons fans out there, this is essentially the

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Speaker 1: Bart Simpson call to Mo's Tavern exactly.

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Speaker 2: The challenging for you, though, is to see how many

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Speaker 2: you can get through without the person pulling you up.

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Speaker 3: Yes, and I don't think you'll even get one.

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Speaker 1: I've decided yes, And I appreciate the faith, because, if

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Speaker 1: I'm being honest, it's.

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Speaker 3: Probably the hardest.

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Speaker 1: The hardest thing about this whole thing is actually just

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Speaker 1: coming up with a reason to actually call a pub

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Speaker 1: and get them to read out a whole bunch of

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Speaker 1: random names.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, so what are you going for? Well, Bart had the.

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Speaker 1: Benefit of the fact that nobody had a mobile phone back.

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Speaker 3: Then to call the pub phone. Yeah, it is harder now,

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Speaker 3: much harder. It is harder. What are you going for?

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Speaker 1: I'm not going to tell you.

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Speaker 3: You have to just see.

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Speaker 1: I think I have come. I actually think I've comet

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Speaker 1: with a full proof plane.

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Speaker 3: Okay, here we go.

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Speaker 2: I don't know are going to get three?

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Speaker 3: Well, I haven't said the names yet, so very ridiculous.

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Speaker 3: Let's just call it. Let's just give it a go.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, Hello, it's Shane.

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Speaker 1: Shane.

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Speaker 3: My name is Kevin.

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Speaker 1: I'm just calling from the old People's Home, the retired

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Speaker 1: village just around the corner, and we're just doing a

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Speaker 1: bit of a head count and we've lost a countle

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Speaker 1: of them. I know you guys are serving birds down

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Speaker 1: there at this time, so they tend to sort of

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Speaker 1: float down that way, and I'm just wondering if you

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Speaker 1: could check the bar for a couple of them for me. Yes, sure, mate,

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Speaker 1: I've got someone here. I'll tell you that I've got

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Speaker 1: a few of them. But the first one. Her surname

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Speaker 1: is Bath. Her first name is Anita.

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Speaker 3: Anita Bar Sorry is that it.

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Speaker 1: Yes, yes, Anita Bath.

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Speaker 2: All right mate? See what you didn't even go on?

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Speaker 3: Go go again?

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Speaker 1: Yes, I want to go again.

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Speaker 3: Read another name. We've had another pub?

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Speaker 1: Can we give we have another pub? Yes?

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Speaker 3: Okay, I deserve another chance. That was really hard, Anita Bath.

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Speaker 3: No one's called Anita Bar. I'll give you a slightly

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Speaker 3: easier one. Please. That was outrageous. That outrageous.

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Speaker 1: Nobody in there, right, yell out, Anita Barth.

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Speaker 3: I've got a more subtle one to start with. Okay, great,

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Speaker 3: and we go another pub number? Yes, hang on, yes, okay,

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Speaker 3: we're good to go. Are you ready? Yes?

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Speaker 1: Hello?

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Speaker 3: Hello, speaking, good, yell out? How you doing?

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Speaker 1: My name is Kevin. I'm just calling for the retirement Village,

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Speaker 1: which is a little bit further down.

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Speaker 3: We're just lost, just got just do a bit of

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Speaker 3: a head count, and we're.

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Speaker 1: Missing a few. And I know you guys have got

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Speaker 1: pokes down there, and they're like moths to a flame

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Speaker 1: with those things. So look, I was just wondering, do

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Speaker 1: you mind if I just give you a couple of

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Speaker 1: names and you could just see if they're in the bar.

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Speaker 1: We currently don't even have any customers in here. Oh oh,

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Speaker 1: I can write down some names if anyone comes there

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Speaker 1: about that. Let me just cover a pen. Who are

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Speaker 1: we looking for? This?

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Speaker 3: First name is?

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Speaker 1: His surname is Key, yep. His first name, give me

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Speaker 1: a saying is don Donkey.

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Speaker 3: Yep. Perfect.

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Speaker 1: There's another guy here. Surname is Time yep. His surname

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Speaker 1: is Time. First name is justin.

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Speaker 3: Just in time?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, okay, So I've got another one here.

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Speaker 3: So his surname is hair ye h a r E.

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Speaker 3: And his first name is Henry. So that's not but

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Speaker 3: he might sometimes he goes by header. Yeah.

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Speaker 1: So he definitely taking the pit, No, absolutely not, Yeah,

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Speaker 1: definitely are what what is think that? Because of all

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Speaker 1: these names, his.

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Speaker 3: Name's head of hair?

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Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, and donkey and just in time.

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Speaker 1: Look, it's an outrageous coincidence that each of them makes

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Speaker 1: up a sentence. But it's not. You know.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, that's good. I get one man, well fined, well done. Wow,

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Speaker 3: it's pretty funny.

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Speaker 1: She pulled me up on.

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Speaker 3: Head of Hair was the easiest one, actually, she believed. Donkey.

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Speaker 3: You see what you're hearing.

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