1 00:00:00,200 --> 00:00:04,000 Speaker 1: I saw on the drive here. I saw one of 2 00:00:04,040 --> 00:00:08,160 Speaker 1: those mini full wall drives that are for kids. 3 00:00:09,039 --> 00:00:10,600 Speaker 2: Oh that you can they sit in there like the 4 00:00:10,640 --> 00:00:11,879 Speaker 2: top and it's remote control. 5 00:00:12,200 --> 00:00:14,760 Speaker 1: Dude. I had to fucking have every strength of my 6 00:00:14,800 --> 00:00:16,119 Speaker 1: body to not pull over and put it in the 7 00:00:16,160 --> 00:00:18,120 Speaker 1: back of the car. Was it just someone just thrown 8 00:00:18,160 --> 00:00:21,000 Speaker 1: it out? I mean, I'm sure that didn't work. Fixed it. 9 00:00:21,079 --> 00:00:23,800 Speaker 1: I remember I remember being a kid and going to 10 00:00:23,800 --> 00:00:24,600 Speaker 1: toys rass. 11 00:00:24,760 --> 00:00:26,200 Speaker 2: I mean, like, I fucking want that. 12 00:00:26,200 --> 00:00:28,720 Speaker 1: That was like if you had one of those, you 13 00:00:28,760 --> 00:00:29,120 Speaker 1: made it. 14 00:00:29,200 --> 00:00:30,920 Speaker 2: There's a shop. Have you seen there's a it's not 15 00:00:30,960 --> 00:00:35,240 Speaker 2: a shop, there's a garage in su Yeah. Yeah, it's 16 00:00:35,440 --> 00:00:38,080 Speaker 2: iconic because you go past it all the time and 17 00:00:38,080 --> 00:00:39,480 Speaker 2: it still got like the Mercedes. 18 00:00:40,760 --> 00:00:42,240 Speaker 1: I just don't have the room. There's like a g 19 00:00:42,440 --> 00:00:43,760 Speaker 1: wagon and there's a hummer. 20 00:00:43,960 --> 00:00:46,680 Speaker 2: I've got Macy out there with the Flintstones car. 21 00:01:02,800 --> 00:01:04,319 Speaker 1: Welcome back to Two Dity Dads. 22 00:01:04,360 --> 00:01:06,200 Speaker 2: I'm Maddie Jay and I'm as. 23 00:01:06,400 --> 00:01:09,480 Speaker 1: This is a podcast where both hosts are always sick. 24 00:01:12,840 --> 00:01:13,680 Speaker 1: Well played, sir. 25 00:01:14,160 --> 00:01:16,600 Speaker 2: Yeah, the curse, the podcast curse. 26 00:01:16,640 --> 00:01:20,080 Speaker 1: I don't know who out there, some witch has put 27 00:01:20,080 --> 00:01:22,240 Speaker 1: a curse on ask because we've never been so sick 28 00:01:22,240 --> 00:01:26,640 Speaker 1: in the six months that this podcast has started falling pieces. Yeah, 29 00:01:26,720 --> 00:01:30,319 Speaker 1: we're both struggling, and yes, people right now must be like, 30 00:01:30,480 --> 00:01:34,360 Speaker 1: surely not. You've just come out of like a hectic 31 00:01:34,400 --> 00:01:37,240 Speaker 1: throat infection, the two of us, and now we're both 32 00:01:37,560 --> 00:01:40,399 Speaker 1: a little bit nasily once again, I'm so bad. 33 00:01:40,440 --> 00:01:43,720 Speaker 2: Well, this podcast is meant to be about parenting, but 34 00:01:43,760 --> 00:01:46,160 Speaker 2: we're going to talk about it my sickness today. 35 00:01:47,680 --> 00:01:51,480 Speaker 1: This is a like health and wellness podcast. 36 00:01:52,000 --> 00:01:53,960 Speaker 2: I love like I rang you up and I was like, 37 00:01:54,480 --> 00:01:55,840 Speaker 2: I don't know why I'm sick of the time you 38 00:01:56,360 --> 00:01:58,040 Speaker 2: because you drink sixty beers a week. 39 00:01:59,320 --> 00:02:03,160 Speaker 1: Guilty Now in our late thirties, I've aged in the. 40 00:02:03,200 --> 00:02:06,200 Speaker 2: Last six months. But the reason I am the way 41 00:02:06,240 --> 00:02:09,120 Speaker 2: I am is my mum's been visiting, but she's been 42 00:02:09,160 --> 00:02:12,000 Speaker 2: house sitting in a complex and stuff from us, which 43 00:02:12,040 --> 00:02:14,160 Speaker 2: is great because she doesn't get to spend a long 44 00:02:14,200 --> 00:02:16,160 Speaker 2: period of time with the kids, but she was house 45 00:02:16,160 --> 00:02:19,200 Speaker 2: sitting up there and they have a cat and anyway, 46 00:02:19,280 --> 00:02:21,839 Speaker 2: so when mum moved into that house, we're like, let's 47 00:02:21,880 --> 00:02:23,040 Speaker 2: go check out their stuff. 48 00:02:26,360 --> 00:02:28,240 Speaker 1: All the kids round up. Do you know who this 49 00:02:28,240 --> 00:02:28,800 Speaker 1: person is? 50 00:02:28,919 --> 00:02:30,880 Speaker 2: No, A Mum's part of like a it's like an 51 00:02:30,960 --> 00:02:33,720 Speaker 2: app that you can house sit. Do you get paid 52 00:02:33,720 --> 00:02:35,840 Speaker 2: for that or no, it's like a free thing, so 53 00:02:35,880 --> 00:02:37,679 Speaker 2: you get free accommodations. So she's there for like seven 54 00:02:37,760 --> 00:02:38,880 Speaker 2: days for free. That's great. 55 00:02:39,080 --> 00:02:39,480 Speaker 1: That's great. 56 00:02:39,880 --> 00:02:41,800 Speaker 2: It's like this. It's like one of these places in 57 00:02:42,160 --> 00:02:45,679 Speaker 2: so shipthold this is actually renovated. 58 00:02:45,760 --> 00:02:46,760 Speaker 1: I shouldn't lasty. 59 00:02:47,400 --> 00:02:49,480 Speaker 2: Sorry. My mum was like, oh, it's just like this, 60 00:02:49,560 --> 00:02:51,760 Speaker 2: but they've renovated. It was like getting the car kids, 61 00:02:52,600 --> 00:02:55,640 Speaker 2: let's go. And they have two boys up there that 62 00:02:55,639 --> 00:02:57,280 Speaker 2: are a little bit older than Oscar. So they've got 63 00:02:57,360 --> 00:03:01,079 Speaker 2: like good toys, sick toys, square hoop in the backyard. 64 00:03:01,400 --> 00:03:02,320 Speaker 1: Did you steal anything? 65 00:03:02,800 --> 00:03:05,320 Speaker 2: No, we broke a pot, which he broke a pot. 66 00:03:05,560 --> 00:03:11,120 Speaker 2: If you're listening, it wasn't. The cat was macy, But 67 00:03:11,160 --> 00:03:14,440 Speaker 2: we went gathered ther family and went on. We walked 68 00:03:14,480 --> 00:03:16,720 Speaker 2: up there she's up the road and get there and 69 00:03:16,720 --> 00:03:19,440 Speaker 2: they've got this like I don't like cats, but it's. 70 00:03:19,360 --> 00:03:20,000 Speaker 1: A beautiful cat. 71 00:03:20,040 --> 00:03:20,400 Speaker 2: You can tell it. 72 00:03:20,360 --> 00:03:22,000 Speaker 1: The beautiful cat. I've got no time for cats. 73 00:03:22,120 --> 00:03:26,040 Speaker 2: It turns out I'm allergic to this cat. And I 74 00:03:26,080 --> 00:03:31,480 Speaker 2: was like, this is fun. Was idiot? Didn't help that 75 00:03:31,560 --> 00:03:35,200 Speaker 2: I sat next to the cat bed for like five 76 00:03:35,240 --> 00:03:36,560 Speaker 2: minutes and I was like, oh. 77 00:03:39,800 --> 00:03:40,960 Speaker 1: Oh, I started the itch. 78 00:03:41,360 --> 00:03:43,440 Speaker 2: I'm like, it was so bad. 79 00:03:43,520 --> 00:03:44,520 Speaker 1: What kind of cat is it? 80 00:03:44,800 --> 00:03:47,720 Speaker 2: Oh, it's an expensive cat. It's not one off the street. 81 00:03:47,960 --> 00:03:50,400 Speaker 2: Of course i'd be allergic to the expensive. 82 00:03:51,000 --> 00:03:54,640 Speaker 1: Give me. And then I was like, I've got. 83 00:03:54,440 --> 00:03:57,040 Speaker 2: To get out of here. And I got the hell 84 00:03:57,080 --> 00:03:59,120 Speaker 2: out of there. And then, because Mama had been coming 85 00:03:59,160 --> 00:04:02,839 Speaker 2: back and forth over the course of a week, I've 86 00:04:02,880 --> 00:04:05,440 Speaker 2: just slowly gotten worse because she's bringing the cat hair 87 00:04:05,480 --> 00:04:07,960 Speaker 2: into my house. She sits next to me. I'm like, 88 00:04:08,000 --> 00:04:11,600 Speaker 2: can you fucking move and she was like I'm sorry. 89 00:04:11,760 --> 00:04:15,280 Speaker 2: I'm like it's not good enough. And my sister was 90 00:04:15,360 --> 00:04:18,839 Speaker 2: over too on the Friday, and she is really bad allergies, 91 00:04:19,480 --> 00:04:21,520 Speaker 2: and she was like, oh, I keep having a fucking 92 00:04:21,640 --> 00:04:25,440 Speaker 2: move away from mump. I was like a crazy cat lady. 93 00:04:26,240 --> 00:04:28,440 Speaker 2: And then yesterday I was in the car when I 94 00:04:28,440 --> 00:04:30,479 Speaker 2: spoke to on the phone and I had dropped her 95 00:04:30,480 --> 00:04:32,839 Speaker 2: at the airport an hour in the car next to 96 00:04:32,880 --> 00:04:34,040 Speaker 2: her with the cat hair and. 97 00:04:34,000 --> 00:04:36,120 Speaker 1: The only reason you put her in an uber I. 98 00:04:36,440 --> 00:04:40,160 Speaker 2: Was gonna And then I was severely hungover and the 99 00:04:40,240 --> 00:04:42,760 Speaker 2: kids are really loud, and it was pissing down with Rain. 100 00:04:42,839 --> 00:04:44,160 Speaker 2: I thought, it's the only time I'm going to get 101 00:04:44,160 --> 00:04:44,960 Speaker 2: some peas and quiet. 102 00:04:45,040 --> 00:04:47,039 Speaker 1: So what you're weighing up? Do I want to spend 103 00:04:47,240 --> 00:04:51,080 Speaker 1: my afternoon at home with the kids hungover, or with 104 00:04:51,200 --> 00:04:52,200 Speaker 1: the cat lady in the. 105 00:04:52,160 --> 00:04:58,279 Speaker 2: Car and get violently sick. My mum's really insistent on 106 00:04:58,320 --> 00:05:00,640 Speaker 2: public transport. She's like, oh, we're gonna buy because she 107 00:05:00,720 --> 00:05:03,039 Speaker 2: loves It's like an adventure. She loves that. But it 108 00:05:03,080 --> 00:05:04,760 Speaker 2: was piecing now with Rand I'm like, I can't. I'll 109 00:05:04,800 --> 00:05:08,800 Speaker 2: have son guilt unless I drive you good Son here 110 00:05:08,800 --> 00:05:10,760 Speaker 2: we are here. I am honestly I feel like my 111 00:05:10,800 --> 00:05:13,920 Speaker 2: head's going to explode, but thank you, I'm committed. 112 00:05:14,200 --> 00:05:16,840 Speaker 1: We I thought for a second that we may have 113 00:05:16,920 --> 00:05:19,600 Speaker 1: to cancel this episode because. 114 00:05:19,360 --> 00:05:23,159 Speaker 2: Imagine no episode on the people are being uproll would 115 00:05:23,160 --> 00:05:26,080 Speaker 2: they be canceled. I don't think anyone would even notice. 116 00:05:26,720 --> 00:05:28,640 Speaker 1: We'd have to put out like a formal Yeah. 117 00:05:28,680 --> 00:05:30,640 Speaker 2: We like, sorry, guys, we didn't put an episode out there. 118 00:05:30,720 --> 00:05:35,640 Speaker 1: They're like, what, so, what's the podcast called it? To 119 00:05:35,720 --> 00:05:38,560 Speaker 1: the twenty listeners that we've got all twenty, Hey, I'm 120 00:05:38,560 --> 00:05:42,320 Speaker 1: surprised you haven't mentioned anything about my appearance today. 121 00:05:43,480 --> 00:05:47,840 Speaker 2: Can go on. You mustas thank you, thank you, thank you. 122 00:05:47,839 --> 00:05:50,080 Speaker 2: You need some work on it, like in terms of 123 00:05:50,160 --> 00:05:51,680 Speaker 2: like just how to trim your wullstash? 124 00:05:51,720 --> 00:05:52,799 Speaker 1: What's wrong with it? 125 00:05:52,839 --> 00:05:54,360 Speaker 2: Just needs a little seds of work. 126 00:05:54,480 --> 00:05:56,479 Speaker 1: Quite a few people had to go at me because 127 00:05:57,200 --> 00:06:00,000 Speaker 1: I I think there is a rule they said somewhere 128 00:06:00,080 --> 00:06:02,920 Speaker 1: on the line that for November on the first, you 129 00:06:02,920 --> 00:06:05,960 Speaker 1: have to clean shave your whole face, and then like, 130 00:06:06,000 --> 00:06:08,480 Speaker 1: who cares, I've got four weeks. 131 00:06:08,520 --> 00:06:10,800 Speaker 2: Who gives a fuck. It's all for a good cause, right, 132 00:06:10,880 --> 00:06:13,480 Speaker 2: It's not about that you growing it. It's about that 133 00:06:13,600 --> 00:06:15,640 Speaker 2: it's on your face so that we can get the 134 00:06:15,680 --> 00:06:16,440 Speaker 2: word out there. 135 00:06:17,160 --> 00:06:19,640 Speaker 1: Thank you. I needed that. I mean, I've been defending 136 00:06:19,680 --> 00:06:21,040 Speaker 1: myself a week to the people. 137 00:06:21,760 --> 00:06:27,120 Speaker 2: Came crow a four month? I need three months. 138 00:06:27,120 --> 00:06:29,479 Speaker 1: But I was going to get anywhere near what you've got. 139 00:06:29,520 --> 00:06:29,920 Speaker 2: You've got? 140 00:06:30,120 --> 00:06:32,960 Speaker 1: Can I just ask quickly? Yours is the up top 141 00:06:33,040 --> 00:06:36,320 Speaker 1: the top line of the mustache? Is that? Do you 142 00:06:36,360 --> 00:06:40,080 Speaker 1: like shave that in? It's very but I'm trying to 143 00:06:40,080 --> 00:06:43,480 Speaker 1: describe what part. Yeah, the top part of the mustache 144 00:06:44,320 --> 00:06:47,040 Speaker 1: is that in line with yours is just very straight. 145 00:06:47,120 --> 00:06:47,360 Speaker 1: Do you. 146 00:06:47,560 --> 00:06:49,719 Speaker 2: I got it straight raised the other night. 147 00:06:49,680 --> 00:06:52,440 Speaker 1: Did you. Okay, that's what I'm going wrong. So yeah, 148 00:06:52,440 --> 00:06:56,240 Speaker 1: so growing the mustache obviously this month, ash it is November. Yeah, 149 00:06:56,279 --> 00:06:57,480 Speaker 1: we're doing it for a good cause. 150 00:06:58,040 --> 00:07:00,880 Speaker 2: I like, there was telling me about this, but you 151 00:07:00,920 --> 00:07:03,520 Speaker 2: didn't believe me. It was like Fanuary, which if you 152 00:07:03,560 --> 00:07:04,440 Speaker 2: set their fanny. 153 00:07:04,160 --> 00:07:06,040 Speaker 1: Grow out for what? For what course? 154 00:07:06,920 --> 00:07:09,600 Speaker 2: I don't think there's any calls it just. 155 00:07:09,560 --> 00:07:11,720 Speaker 1: Take a breath. Actually, most of the women that I 156 00:07:11,800 --> 00:07:15,240 Speaker 1: know these days all have it laser. Yeah, so even 157 00:07:15,280 --> 00:07:17,559 Speaker 1: if they wanted to let it grow, it comes back. 158 00:07:17,640 --> 00:07:18,960 Speaker 1: I don't know when I've heard. 159 00:07:19,080 --> 00:07:23,560 Speaker 2: Nothing wrong with the beach fars anyway, Sorry, we turn 160 00:07:23,640 --> 00:07:26,600 Speaker 2: this podcast and do some sort of what we like sexually. 161 00:07:27,120 --> 00:07:29,960 Speaker 1: April has warned you that you were getting quite crass. 162 00:07:30,200 --> 00:07:32,600 Speaker 1: I know you're on your last morning. 163 00:07:33,200 --> 00:07:35,240 Speaker 2: Yeah, she's asleep upstairs. 164 00:07:35,600 --> 00:07:38,160 Speaker 1: She's listening in. That was her like, I'm just going 165 00:07:38,200 --> 00:07:39,960 Speaker 1: to go have a little nab and I'm like, April, 166 00:07:40,000 --> 00:07:44,080 Speaker 1: I can see your feet hiding behind the table, but 167 00:07:44,120 --> 00:07:46,960 Speaker 1: I have. I've been growing the mustache so far. It's 168 00:07:47,000 --> 00:07:47,760 Speaker 1: looking pretty good. 169 00:07:47,800 --> 00:07:51,160 Speaker 2: If I make last little pimple in there, yeah, in there. 170 00:07:51,720 --> 00:07:55,160 Speaker 2: It's the worst that and in an eyebrow, Dude, look 171 00:07:55,320 --> 00:07:58,000 Speaker 2: see there got it hurts so much. 172 00:07:58,840 --> 00:08:00,720 Speaker 1: Someone did say to me that put a story up 173 00:08:00,760 --> 00:08:02,920 Speaker 1: and they mentioned that, and I don't know if this 174 00:08:03,000 --> 00:08:05,360 Speaker 1: is a compliment or an insult. They said, you. 175 00:08:05,320 --> 00:08:09,080 Speaker 2: Look like ash massive compliment. 176 00:08:09,680 --> 00:08:11,320 Speaker 1: I was like, thank you very much. You do. Your 177 00:08:11,400 --> 00:08:15,080 Speaker 1: mustache is iconic, exquisite. It is going to be People 178 00:08:15,120 --> 00:08:16,880 Speaker 1: may start to get us mixed up now on the 179 00:08:16,880 --> 00:08:20,080 Speaker 1: social videos and you'll gain all these new follow us. 180 00:08:20,120 --> 00:08:23,320 Speaker 1: Ye're on new account or ash we have. We've wrapped 181 00:08:23,400 --> 00:08:26,920 Speaker 1: up the life on Cut Live tour. It is done 182 00:08:26,920 --> 00:08:31,320 Speaker 1: and dusted. My god, it was a tough home straight. 183 00:08:32,600 --> 00:08:35,240 Speaker 2: Yeah. Look, I was going to come onto the camera one, 184 00:08:35,280 --> 00:08:36,960 Speaker 2: but I'm very glad I didn't. 185 00:08:37,200 --> 00:08:40,600 Speaker 1: A few few people a few people they did because 186 00:08:40,600 --> 00:08:42,720 Speaker 1: we do this meet and greet before the show starts, 187 00:08:43,040 --> 00:08:44,920 Speaker 1: and I kind of had forgotten that we spoke about 188 00:08:44,960 --> 00:08:46,240 Speaker 1: it on the podcast that you were going to jump 189 00:08:46,240 --> 00:08:48,840 Speaker 1: in the bus and RT. A lot of people they're like, 190 00:08:49,160 --> 00:08:50,160 Speaker 1: when's he coming out? 191 00:08:51,320 --> 00:08:55,520 Speaker 2: Waiting for me? For him, even that's why you sold out. 192 00:08:55,520 --> 00:08:56,600 Speaker 2: At the very last minute. 193 00:08:57,400 --> 00:08:59,760 Speaker 1: Everyone was like, I here, jam Pikelets is going to 194 00:08:59,800 --> 00:09:02,440 Speaker 1: be in a tendancy nice, You're such a bloody tease. 195 00:09:03,040 --> 00:09:08,439 Speaker 1: But my involvement in the show, I wanted to have 196 00:09:08,480 --> 00:09:10,240 Speaker 1: a bit more, to be honest, I wanted to be, 197 00:09:10,840 --> 00:09:13,800 Speaker 1: you know, a bit more of like a bigger piece 198 00:09:13,840 --> 00:09:16,720 Speaker 1: of the puzzle, if you will. But essentially all I 199 00:09:16,760 --> 00:09:19,720 Speaker 1: had to do. There was a gag where Mitch Who 200 00:09:19,760 --> 00:09:22,000 Speaker 1: he's one of the hosts of the radio show. He 201 00:09:22,040 --> 00:09:23,960 Speaker 1: does this big intro and he's like, all right, put 202 00:09:23,960 --> 00:09:26,680 Speaker 1: your hands together. Here they are. Everyone makes no noise, 203 00:09:26,840 --> 00:09:29,080 Speaker 1: and then it's meant to be Laura and brit But 204 00:09:30,200 --> 00:09:33,160 Speaker 1: I run out, ash, I run out. I get a 205 00:09:33,160 --> 00:09:35,800 Speaker 1: little cheer and I take my shirt off. 206 00:09:36,679 --> 00:09:40,080 Speaker 2: You love taking your shirt off, opportunity you can. 207 00:09:40,360 --> 00:09:42,080 Speaker 1: They treat me like I'm just a piece of me 208 00:09:43,040 --> 00:09:47,280 Speaker 1: and I'm so much more than that. And halfway through 209 00:09:47,320 --> 00:09:49,160 Speaker 1: the show, I instead of taking my shirt off, I 210 00:09:49,320 --> 00:09:54,079 Speaker 1: dacked myself. I pull my pants down. He'll do anything, 211 00:09:54,160 --> 00:09:55,640 Speaker 1: and well, I wanted to mix it up. I was 212 00:09:55,640 --> 00:09:58,240 Speaker 1: getting bored taking a shirt off, and then I thought 213 00:09:58,640 --> 00:10:00,520 Speaker 1: it's a bit I watched the backs and footage and 214 00:10:00,520 --> 00:10:03,280 Speaker 1: it looks a bit crass, just me on stage like 215 00:10:03,480 --> 00:10:06,080 Speaker 1: dacking myself. It looks a bit I didn't like what 216 00:10:06,160 --> 00:10:10,679 Speaker 1: I was who you'll be coming? So then I actually 217 00:10:10,720 --> 00:10:13,000 Speaker 1: I went to Kmart, brought a pair of pants, and 218 00:10:13,080 --> 00:10:15,520 Speaker 1: I went to a seamstress who inserted some velcrow. 219 00:10:16,120 --> 00:10:19,559 Speaker 2: So I got stripped of the strip pants. Second you 220 00:10:19,679 --> 00:10:23,200 Speaker 2: got them, they're here. You've just turned all of your 221 00:10:23,200 --> 00:10:29,280 Speaker 2: pants into stripper pants. Now I can't live any other way. 222 00:10:29,960 --> 00:10:32,640 Speaker 2: I just need to go to the bathroom. Who they are? 223 00:10:33,520 --> 00:10:37,680 Speaker 1: Give us a look at those? I thought, if you 224 00:10:37,800 --> 00:10:39,720 Speaker 1: like ash, I'm not sure if you're. 225 00:10:39,440 --> 00:10:41,520 Speaker 2: Oh, I'm going to have a go. Yeah, it's definitely 226 00:10:41,559 --> 00:10:45,880 Speaker 2: going to have a go. Oh my goodness, you paid 227 00:10:45,920 --> 00:10:46,600 Speaker 2: someone to do that. 228 00:10:46,679 --> 00:10:49,480 Speaker 1: I could have what do all the pants? 229 00:10:49,559 --> 00:10:55,800 Speaker 2: I thought that was do all the clothes you have now? Shirts, shorts, pants. 230 00:10:56,440 --> 00:10:58,480 Speaker 1: I thought the fifty bucks is a good price. 231 00:10:58,559 --> 00:11:00,720 Speaker 2: Yeah that's all right, that's good. I'm definitely gonna have 232 00:11:00,720 --> 00:11:11,439 Speaker 2: a go. I'll give it a go now. Yeah, really, you. 233 00:11:11,440 --> 00:11:15,440 Speaker 1: Are a natural mate. Poor dogs petrified. That's what I 234 00:11:15,440 --> 00:11:17,920 Speaker 1: did all around the country, and then I would then 235 00:11:18,040 --> 00:11:20,640 Speaker 1: just walk off stage, and that was pretty much an investment. 236 00:11:20,920 --> 00:11:22,240 Speaker 2: Well, yeah, I. 237 00:11:22,160 --> 00:11:25,679 Speaker 1: Don't know what i'll do now with them. Sky's limits 238 00:11:26,080 --> 00:11:31,640 Speaker 1: ends parties, You and me tons party. I don't know 239 00:11:31,640 --> 00:11:34,680 Speaker 1: what you charged for a stripper, but we'd be pretty discounted. 240 00:11:34,720 --> 00:11:37,600 Speaker 1: I reckon, you're just an idea. But it was half 241 00:11:37,640 --> 00:11:41,800 Speaker 1: ash because that's the first locations. The last two were 242 00:11:41,800 --> 00:11:45,240 Speaker 1: Canberra and Brisbane. We hadn't taken Marley and Lola to 243 00:11:45,320 --> 00:11:48,599 Speaker 1: any of them. We had to arrange babysitters. But we 244 00:11:48,720 --> 00:11:50,400 Speaker 1: got a bit of a pickle. Didn't have anyone to 245 00:11:50,400 --> 00:11:52,720 Speaker 1: look after the girls, so we thought, you know, stuff, 246 00:11:52,720 --> 00:11:55,480 Speaker 1: it will bring them with us. So we're on the bus. 247 00:11:55,559 --> 00:11:58,040 Speaker 1: We drove from Sydney to Canberra, brought the girls along 248 00:11:58,080 --> 00:12:04,640 Speaker 1: with us, and it was nice for I'd say five minutes. 249 00:12:06,280 --> 00:12:08,120 Speaker 2: I saw some footage you're just on the bus and 250 00:12:08,160 --> 00:12:08,360 Speaker 2: I was. 251 00:12:08,360 --> 00:12:11,080 Speaker 1: Like, yeah, the bus ride. They were like, this is fun. 252 00:12:11,120 --> 00:12:13,679 Speaker 1: And then they kind of were like also because of 253 00:12:13,720 --> 00:12:15,480 Speaker 1: the bus, everyone's chatting and the girls it was over 254 00:12:15,480 --> 00:12:16,880 Speaker 1: the nap time and don't have to be. 255 00:12:17,840 --> 00:12:19,679 Speaker 2: Guys aready shut. 256 00:12:21,240 --> 00:12:23,080 Speaker 1: But it was nice for them to see mom on 257 00:12:23,400 --> 00:12:25,959 Speaker 1: the show. But then and dad pulling his pants. Yeah. 258 00:12:27,880 --> 00:12:30,000 Speaker 1: When I left the hotel room in Cambra, we had 259 00:12:30,000 --> 00:12:32,640 Speaker 1: a babysitter, I was like, bye, guys. I did the 260 00:12:32,720 --> 00:12:35,520 Speaker 1: kind of handover before I went to the show and 261 00:12:35,559 --> 00:12:37,880 Speaker 1: they're like, Daddy, where are you going? And I'm like, now, 262 00:12:38,040 --> 00:12:39,520 Speaker 1: Daddy's going to go to work. I'm going to go 263 00:12:39,800 --> 00:12:44,920 Speaker 1: to the stage. I'm a stripper. They were like, Molly 264 00:12:45,000 --> 00:12:46,640 Speaker 1: looks at me and goes, are you going to be 265 00:12:46,679 --> 00:12:48,600 Speaker 1: on stage? And I go yeah, yeah, he'll be on 266 00:12:48,600 --> 00:12:50,560 Speaker 1: stage just for a little bit, and she goes, are 267 00:12:50,559 --> 00:12:54,400 Speaker 1: you going to take your pants off? And the babysitter 268 00:12:54,400 --> 00:12:57,960 Speaker 1: is also like what And I'm like, no, no, daddy, no, 269 00:12:57,960 --> 00:12:59,800 Speaker 1: I don't take my pants off. What are you talking about? 270 00:13:00,120 --> 00:13:02,000 Speaker 1: And she goes, no, I've seen the video you take 271 00:13:02,040 --> 00:13:03,400 Speaker 1: your pants off on stage. 272 00:13:04,000 --> 00:13:06,839 Speaker 2: And I was like, yeah, my daddy's going to make 273 00:13:06,880 --> 00:13:10,920 Speaker 2: that money somehow. I mean, baby, something was like, yeah, 274 00:13:10,960 --> 00:13:12,040 Speaker 2: don't career, shame me. 275 00:13:13,640 --> 00:13:18,520 Speaker 1: I made my choices. But the hardest thing was having myself. 276 00:13:18,880 --> 00:13:21,439 Speaker 1: Laura Marley was in the bed with us, and then 277 00:13:21,480 --> 00:13:24,560 Speaker 1: the cop was also in the room, and it was 278 00:13:24,800 --> 00:13:28,520 Speaker 1: just like when one wakes up, everyone wakes up. 279 00:13:28,840 --> 00:13:31,120 Speaker 2: I know we have done it before as well, and like, 280 00:13:31,200 --> 00:13:34,840 Speaker 2: thankfully it's there's like the odd bad night, but like 281 00:13:35,440 --> 00:13:38,320 Speaker 2: it sucks when it's like you're just like on rotation 282 00:13:38,360 --> 00:13:39,360 Speaker 2: of who's waking up. 283 00:13:39,400 --> 00:13:42,280 Speaker 1: Oh dude. We got back maybe midnight and then we're 284 00:13:42,360 --> 00:13:44,440 Speaker 1: up at like five thirty and then we had to 285 00:13:44,520 --> 00:13:45,719 Speaker 1: the next day go straight to. 286 00:13:45,679 --> 00:13:48,000 Speaker 2: Brisbane and do it all. 287 00:13:48,080 --> 00:13:51,000 Speaker 1: Can do all again and similar scenario. This was the 288 00:13:51,040 --> 00:13:53,120 Speaker 1: setup in Brisbane. This is a video. 289 00:13:54,160 --> 00:13:55,280 Speaker 2: Didn't make the bed I see, so. 290 00:13:57,080 --> 00:14:00,720 Speaker 1: That's our bed there, Yeah, and then that's in the cupboard. 291 00:14:00,760 --> 00:14:04,760 Speaker 1: We had to like put Lola there and after the 292 00:14:04,800 --> 00:14:08,920 Speaker 1: Brisbane show, ash midnight and finish right, we get home, 293 00:14:09,280 --> 00:14:12,880 Speaker 1: Laura and I are both exhausted. Lola wakes up I'm 294 00:14:12,880 --> 00:14:16,040 Speaker 1: going to say about four o'clock and she still has 295 00:14:16,120 --> 00:14:17,920 Speaker 1: warm water in a bottle. She doesn't have an actual 296 00:14:17,960 --> 00:14:21,320 Speaker 1: milk bottle, but that's just her comforter. She had wet herself, 297 00:14:21,320 --> 00:14:24,840 Speaker 1: like gone through the nappy, so she's crying. I get 298 00:14:24,960 --> 00:14:27,800 Speaker 1: up changing nappy. She then kind of knows that Laura 299 00:14:27,840 --> 00:14:29,480 Speaker 1: and I and Mali are in the bed, so she 300 00:14:29,520 --> 00:14:31,960 Speaker 1: wants to go into bed with all of us to 301 00:14:32,000 --> 00:14:34,880 Speaker 1: put a clean nappy on her. And then there's like 302 00:14:34,920 --> 00:14:36,200 Speaker 1: two the beds quite small. 303 00:14:36,400 --> 00:14:38,120 Speaker 2: Yeah that no no for rooms. 304 00:14:38,240 --> 00:14:42,560 Speaker 1: I'm like, fuck it, you're in the cot because she'd 305 00:14:42,600 --> 00:14:46,520 Speaker 1: wet the nappy. Yeah, the cot was wet. So I'm 306 00:14:46,600 --> 00:14:49,680 Speaker 1: laying there in the cot like in the fetal position, 307 00:14:50,080 --> 00:14:52,560 Speaker 1: which has got a bit of you know, wetness. 308 00:14:52,120 --> 00:14:52,680 Speaker 2: From the WII. 309 00:14:52,840 --> 00:14:55,640 Speaker 1: Oh yeah, and I'm just I fall asleep. And then 310 00:14:55,720 --> 00:14:57,800 Speaker 1: I'm like, well you actually got in the I fell 311 00:14:57,800 --> 00:14:59,760 Speaker 1: asleep in the cots. That's where I slept. 312 00:15:00,080 --> 00:15:06,080 Speaker 2: And one more pistain God yeah, And I was like, Dad, 313 00:15:06,120 --> 00:15:07,520 Speaker 2: that's just pro dadding. 314 00:15:07,600 --> 00:15:09,560 Speaker 1: One minute I'm on the stage and getting cheers from 315 00:15:09,600 --> 00:15:10,400 Speaker 1: a thousand. 316 00:15:10,040 --> 00:15:12,359 Speaker 2: People in your pirs off, the next minute. 317 00:15:12,080 --> 00:15:15,880 Speaker 1: I'm in a pistaine cot. Anyway, then we wrapped up 318 00:15:15,880 --> 00:15:20,480 Speaker 1: the Brisbane show, got back to Sydney, lost our luggage. 319 00:15:21,000 --> 00:15:24,120 Speaker 1: One of our bags. Am I a airline? Had no 320 00:15:24,200 --> 00:15:25,080 Speaker 1: idea where it was? 321 00:15:25,120 --> 00:15:27,040 Speaker 2: They were like, God sucks, doesn't it. 322 00:15:27,120 --> 00:15:28,520 Speaker 1: They were like, we just don't. We don't know where 323 00:15:28,560 --> 00:15:28,760 Speaker 1: it is. 324 00:15:28,840 --> 00:15:30,240 Speaker 2: It's that when I got to Bali, I was like, 325 00:15:30,280 --> 00:15:34,160 Speaker 2: where are my surfboards? They're like you're what, yeah, what? 326 00:15:34,560 --> 00:15:38,120 Speaker 2: They're like, they didn't leave Sydney. I was like why why. 327 00:15:38,240 --> 00:15:39,880 Speaker 2: They're like, well, actually we're not sure if they did 328 00:15:39,880 --> 00:15:42,040 Speaker 2: it or really didn't. I'm like, what do you know? They're like, 329 00:15:42,080 --> 00:15:43,800 Speaker 2: I'll tell you what. We do know is when when 330 00:15:43,840 --> 00:15:45,760 Speaker 2: they do show up, we'll send them to you. 331 00:15:45,800 --> 00:15:48,760 Speaker 1: I don't understand how it happens anyway, So we've been 332 00:15:48,800 --> 00:15:51,480 Speaker 1: trying to Still now we don't know where the bag is. 333 00:15:51,800 --> 00:15:53,880 Speaker 2: Still you still don't have it. How many days were 334 00:15:53,880 --> 00:15:54,120 Speaker 2: in there? 335 00:15:54,120 --> 00:15:56,560 Speaker 1: What do we Monday was Thursday? Last week? Yeah, they 336 00:15:56,600 --> 00:16:00,600 Speaker 1: don't know the whereabouts. And then when we also initially 337 00:16:00,600 --> 00:16:01,720 Speaker 1: they were like what was in it? And I'm like, 338 00:16:01,760 --> 00:16:03,880 Speaker 1: I just some clothes, Except now when I call up, 339 00:16:03,880 --> 00:16:07,880 Speaker 1: I'm like, there was fifty thousand dollars birth of equipment 340 00:16:07,960 --> 00:16:11,720 Speaker 1: for podcasting in the bag. I record you just mentioned 341 00:16:11,760 --> 00:16:12,880 Speaker 1: it was closed. 342 00:16:12,760 --> 00:16:15,560 Speaker 2: The clothes were protecting it. 343 00:16:16,280 --> 00:16:20,120 Speaker 1: And then and then to top it all off, Laura 344 00:16:20,120 --> 00:16:22,000 Speaker 1: on the Friday was like, I don't feel too good. 345 00:16:22,160 --> 00:16:23,880 Speaker 1: Oh no, spicy cough. 346 00:16:24,400 --> 00:16:25,720 Speaker 2: Oh she got the VID. 347 00:16:26,960 --> 00:16:30,920 Speaker 1: So she was then isolating for the whole weekend. 348 00:16:31,760 --> 00:16:38,040 Speaker 2: Force I would love to isolate for my family a 349 00:16:38,160 --> 00:16:41,760 Speaker 2: whole weekends, like, well, we can't come to see dad. 350 00:16:42,080 --> 00:16:45,680 Speaker 2: I know. I was like, I get some serious wanking done. 351 00:16:50,160 --> 00:16:52,640 Speaker 1: Did you guys last week? Did you guys do anything 352 00:16:52,680 --> 00:16:53,480 Speaker 1: for Halloween? 353 00:16:55,160 --> 00:16:56,240 Speaker 2: What day was Halloween? 354 00:16:56,480 --> 00:16:56,640 Speaker 1: Oh? 355 00:16:56,720 --> 00:16:58,760 Speaker 2: Yeah, I had the I did the my member shaped 356 00:16:58,760 --> 00:16:59,800 Speaker 2: own things, so na. 357 00:17:00,720 --> 00:17:01,920 Speaker 1: More so with the kids. 358 00:17:02,360 --> 00:17:04,440 Speaker 2: Nah, look, we just pretended like I didn't happen. 359 00:17:05,160 --> 00:17:06,360 Speaker 1: Ah. 360 00:17:06,400 --> 00:17:09,600 Speaker 2: When I was growing, my mom fucking hated it. 361 00:17:09,760 --> 00:17:11,760 Speaker 1: Same with mine America. 362 00:17:12,080 --> 00:17:14,280 Speaker 2: If a kid came to the door, my mom was 363 00:17:14,320 --> 00:17:16,480 Speaker 2: like she was like a dog. She'd be like, it's 364 00:17:16,480 --> 00:17:21,119 Speaker 2: so like the easy percup. She'd be like, God no 365 00:17:21,280 --> 00:17:22,160 Speaker 2: my friends Mom. 366 00:17:22,520 --> 00:17:24,800 Speaker 1: Well, yeah, as a kid, we never did anything for that. 367 00:17:25,119 --> 00:17:28,119 Speaker 2: It's kind of got this starting to build second to me. 368 00:17:28,440 --> 00:17:31,320 Speaker 1: Yeah, maybe it's just just in Sydney, though, I feel 369 00:17:31,359 --> 00:17:32,920 Speaker 1: like Brisbane. 370 00:17:33,119 --> 00:17:36,560 Speaker 2: It's so red hot, mate. The line between it being 371 00:17:36,880 --> 00:17:40,480 Speaker 2: fun for the kids and then something sexual happens to 372 00:17:40,520 --> 00:17:42,600 Speaker 2: a child and it will ruin it. The line is 373 00:17:42,680 --> 00:17:44,439 Speaker 2: so thin, Like I don't want to have to go 374 00:17:44,520 --> 00:17:47,159 Speaker 2: over that subject, but like it is a little bit 375 00:17:47,200 --> 00:17:49,120 Speaker 2: red hot because it could be like this is all 376 00:17:49,160 --> 00:17:51,480 Speaker 2: well and fun and it's a resurgence of Halloween and 377 00:17:51,480 --> 00:17:53,200 Speaker 2: we're all getting into it, and then a kid gets. 378 00:17:53,040 --> 00:17:56,359 Speaker 1: Taken off the street. It does how was it not? Like? 379 00:17:56,480 --> 00:17:57,320 Speaker 1: How does it not happen? 380 00:17:57,359 --> 00:17:57,560 Speaker 2: More? 381 00:17:58,040 --> 00:18:01,040 Speaker 1: We're like drilling into kids, do not to strangers, do 382 00:18:01,160 --> 00:18:03,919 Speaker 1: not take any type of item, especially not food. 383 00:18:04,840 --> 00:18:08,520 Speaker 2: Now we're just we're just proactively walking around a stranger's houses. 384 00:18:10,119 --> 00:18:11,919 Speaker 1: Go knock on the door, Timmy, go and do it. 385 00:18:12,000 --> 00:18:15,879 Speaker 1: Timmy's like, what the hell is happening? I know, yeah, 386 00:18:15,920 --> 00:18:18,760 Speaker 1: But in Brisbane, no one's really they are a little bit. 387 00:18:18,760 --> 00:18:20,720 Speaker 1: I saw a few people with decorations on the doors, 388 00:18:20,800 --> 00:18:22,879 Speaker 1: but no one's into it as much as Sydney and 389 00:18:22,880 --> 00:18:26,320 Speaker 1: the girls were so pumped to go trick or treating. Yeah, 390 00:18:26,359 --> 00:18:28,919 Speaker 1: and Halloween is a double edged sword because on the 391 00:18:28,920 --> 00:18:31,880 Speaker 1: one hand, it is quite fun to get dressed up. 392 00:18:32,080 --> 00:18:36,960 Speaker 1: Miley was a mermaid, Lola was a witch, and then really. 393 00:18:36,720 --> 00:18:39,840 Speaker 2: Matches their personality. 394 00:18:40,560 --> 00:18:42,000 Speaker 1: I was like, how do I do this because I 395 00:18:42,080 --> 00:18:45,600 Speaker 1: was so pumped. I was like, we'll do Halloween hunt 396 00:18:47,119 --> 00:18:47,880 Speaker 1: in the backyard. 397 00:18:48,000 --> 00:18:52,920 Speaker 2: That way more appropriate, right, because like, you know now 398 00:18:52,960 --> 00:18:54,720 Speaker 2: that you've got to register your house to be part 399 00:18:54,760 --> 00:18:56,960 Speaker 2: of trick or treat, So all these pedophiles is probably 400 00:18:57,000 --> 00:19:00,320 Speaker 2: just registering the house, waiting for the perfect opportunity unity 401 00:19:00,800 --> 00:19:03,040 Speaker 2: I shouldn't And if they haven't and they're not doing 402 00:19:03,080 --> 00:19:05,320 Speaker 2: that after listening to this, they're going to be like, 403 00:19:05,560 --> 00:19:07,560 Speaker 2: hang on, damn it, ashes onto something. 404 00:19:08,600 --> 00:19:11,760 Speaker 1: Well. I was like, I explained to my Hunt's a 405 00:19:11,800 --> 00:19:14,720 Speaker 1: good idea and they were like, they're kind of a 406 00:19:14,720 --> 00:19:16,600 Speaker 1: bit confused, like what's with the hunt? And I was like, well, 407 00:19:16,600 --> 00:19:17,879 Speaker 1: it's because a ghost. 408 00:19:18,000 --> 00:19:18,600 Speaker 2: What do you call me? 409 00:19:21,920 --> 00:19:24,080 Speaker 1: I was like, a ghost has come and he's left 410 00:19:24,080 --> 00:19:25,840 Speaker 1: some treats. And then but she was like, well, who's 411 00:19:25,840 --> 00:19:27,080 Speaker 1: the ghost and I was like, well, he's just a 412 00:19:27,119 --> 00:19:30,040 Speaker 1: young ghost and she imagination. She was like but then 413 00:19:30,520 --> 00:19:33,359 Speaker 1: I was like I hadn't gone further, and she was 414 00:19:33,359 --> 00:19:35,320 Speaker 1: like what was his name? And I was like, Rupert, 415 00:19:35,359 --> 00:19:37,360 Speaker 1: I don't know, and She's like, is he still here? 416 00:19:37,400 --> 00:19:38,680 Speaker 1: And I'm like, no, he's gone, and she's like. 417 00:19:38,600 --> 00:19:39,200 Speaker 2: Well bring it back. 418 00:19:39,280 --> 00:19:42,000 Speaker 1: She was all the fucking question and then I had 419 00:19:42,000 --> 00:19:43,800 Speaker 1: to like deviate her off that course. 420 00:19:44,080 --> 00:19:47,639 Speaker 2: This is why they take him round to strangers, just 421 00:19:47,720 --> 00:19:50,920 Speaker 2: like take this one one of with all the questions. 422 00:19:52,080 --> 00:19:53,920 Speaker 1: But you know when you plan something and then you 423 00:19:54,040 --> 00:19:56,600 Speaker 1: kind of realize that you haven't thought it quite through. 424 00:19:57,200 --> 00:20:01,880 Speaker 1: So we found all the chocolate of life. We found 425 00:20:01,880 --> 00:20:04,440 Speaker 1: all the chocolates, and it was right before dinner time, 426 00:20:04,560 --> 00:20:07,520 Speaker 1: like four o'clock happens. So now it's four thirty. All 427 00:20:07,520 --> 00:20:11,320 Speaker 1: the chocolate's been found, and Marley's like, so well eat 428 00:20:11,359 --> 00:20:13,680 Speaker 1: it now, and I'm like well, no, because you've got 429 00:20:13,680 --> 00:20:15,159 Speaker 1: to have dinner now, so we're going to eat it 430 00:20:15,200 --> 00:20:20,760 Speaker 1: after dinner. And she's like, fuck off on my days. 431 00:20:21,040 --> 00:20:22,800 Speaker 2: And just like it was, meltdown. 432 00:20:22,960 --> 00:20:25,359 Speaker 1: It was such a level nine melk. 433 00:20:25,440 --> 00:20:28,000 Speaker 2: It really brings you back down to earth, doesn't it 434 00:20:28,080 --> 00:20:30,720 Speaker 2: Like this? You're like, you know what, Matt, maybe you 435 00:20:31,600 --> 00:20:34,720 Speaker 2: maybe you are a good parent. And then you're like, 436 00:20:35,320 --> 00:20:37,920 Speaker 2: you can't actually eat the thing that I've just voluntarily 437 00:20:38,000 --> 00:20:38,399 Speaker 2: given you. 438 00:20:38,760 --> 00:20:41,679 Speaker 1: She did not understand in hindsight. 439 00:20:42,080 --> 00:20:44,840 Speaker 2: Sure, it's almost worth just being like, eat it, eat 440 00:20:44,840 --> 00:20:47,400 Speaker 2: it all. So they get sick totally and then they're 441 00:20:47,440 --> 00:20:49,160 Speaker 2: like I don't want to ever eat that over again. 442 00:20:49,280 --> 00:20:51,840 Speaker 1: But then, to make matters worse, I had to go 443 00:20:51,840 --> 00:20:53,800 Speaker 1: to the live show so and the babysitter roughed up 444 00:20:54,160 --> 00:20:57,399 Speaker 1: as I was like, here are my kids wired up 445 00:20:58,920 --> 00:20:59,679 Speaker 1: off their face. 446 00:21:00,280 --> 00:21:02,199 Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm not a huge fan of Halloween either. I 447 00:21:02,200 --> 00:21:05,920 Speaker 2: think it's fucking stupid. Also, look, I know the kids 448 00:21:05,960 --> 00:21:08,600 Speaker 2: love that sort of shit, but it's a bit like 449 00:21:08,640 --> 00:21:10,280 Speaker 2: a fucking money grab if you ask me. 450 00:21:10,480 --> 00:21:12,520 Speaker 1: Oh for sure, for sure. The Mermaid outfit was like 451 00:21:12,520 --> 00:21:13,200 Speaker 1: sixty bucks. 452 00:21:13,280 --> 00:21:16,720 Speaker 2: Oh my god. Anyway, speaking of shit parenting, let's go 453 00:21:16,880 --> 00:21:21,639 Speaker 2: into budget Smuggler's most ordinary parent. 454 00:21:23,280 --> 00:21:27,640 Speaker 1: We just ardently repair, ordinary repair. 455 00:21:28,119 --> 00:21:29,919 Speaker 2: We don't know what we do. 456 00:21:31,000 --> 00:21:34,960 Speaker 1: We don't know what we're doing because we repair. 457 00:21:40,600 --> 00:21:43,399 Speaker 2: So Matthew this segment, as we all know, people sending 458 00:21:43,520 --> 00:21:47,240 Speaker 2: their stories of them being ordinary, and we just had 459 00:21:47,240 --> 00:21:49,520 Speaker 2: the ordinary red competition over the weekend. 460 00:21:50,040 --> 00:21:52,600 Speaker 1: I couldn't make it to the boat party. 461 00:21:52,960 --> 00:21:56,040 Speaker 2: Yes, you missed out, mate, because I that's all right. 462 00:21:56,080 --> 00:21:58,000 Speaker 2: I partied enough for both of us, So that's so good. 463 00:21:58,480 --> 00:21:59,399 Speaker 1: Who'd you take again? 464 00:21:59,640 --> 00:22:00,480 Speaker 2: Took friend of mine? 465 00:22:00,480 --> 00:22:01,920 Speaker 1: Now the name of Zach Zach? 466 00:22:02,040 --> 00:22:03,600 Speaker 2: Who Zach Beer? His name? 467 00:22:03,680 --> 00:22:06,919 Speaker 1: You were like, he's six foot four, captain of like 468 00:22:06,960 --> 00:22:09,040 Speaker 1: the North Sydney Bears. 469 00:22:08,800 --> 00:22:10,080 Speaker 2: He's the coach. 470 00:22:10,160 --> 00:22:12,920 Speaker 1: Actually he is better than me in every way possible. 471 00:22:13,040 --> 00:22:15,320 Speaker 2: Yes, did he wear Did he wear Budgy Smugglers? 472 00:22:15,400 --> 00:22:15,560 Speaker 1: Yeah? 473 00:22:15,800 --> 00:22:18,840 Speaker 2: He wore my jam Parker ones because he's got a 474 00:22:18,880 --> 00:22:20,439 Speaker 2: pair as well. 475 00:22:20,640 --> 00:22:22,760 Speaker 1: Did you wear Budgy Smugglers the whole time or did 476 00:22:22,760 --> 00:22:25,080 Speaker 1: you not the whole time? I saw some footage of 477 00:22:25,080 --> 00:22:27,800 Speaker 1: you ash dancing in the back of the boat. Oh fuck, 478 00:22:29,320 --> 00:22:31,440 Speaker 1: fully dressed. How did you get the scratch on your nipple? 479 00:22:31,480 --> 00:22:35,280 Speaker 2: By the way, so someone who works at Budgy smuggler. 480 00:22:35,520 --> 00:22:38,080 Speaker 2: Her and I went for a race down the slide 481 00:22:38,200 --> 00:22:40,520 Speaker 2: and she shoulder charged me into the rope on it 482 00:22:40,640 --> 00:22:43,280 Speaker 2: and it's just about ripped half my nipple. Lot I 483 00:22:43,320 --> 00:22:47,480 Speaker 2: smell a lawsuit, as do And while we do with 484 00:22:47,480 --> 00:22:48,800 Speaker 2: the segment, call Budge. 485 00:22:50,760 --> 00:22:53,400 Speaker 1: Can I ask who won the competition? 486 00:22:53,520 --> 00:23:00,840 Speaker 2: He's from? He was really funny, also great, rig ordinary, 487 00:23:01,240 --> 00:23:04,520 Speaker 2: very hot. All right, so what have you got? What 488 00:23:04,560 --> 00:23:04,960 Speaker 2: have you got? 489 00:23:04,960 --> 00:23:08,119 Speaker 1: What have you got? Ash? This one is from Natasha 490 00:23:08,359 --> 00:23:11,280 Speaker 1: and she says, just a little bit of ordinary pairing 491 00:23:11,280 --> 00:23:14,800 Speaker 1: here for you boys. Her daughter is a big fan 492 00:23:14,880 --> 00:23:18,200 Speaker 1: of the snacks, doesn't like her dinner and a roundabout 493 00:23:18,400 --> 00:23:21,959 Speaker 1: flasic toddler move. Yeah, it's a nightmare. Lola is obsessed 494 00:23:22,000 --> 00:23:24,840 Speaker 1: with news of bas but she says, around four o'clock 495 00:23:25,280 --> 00:23:27,800 Speaker 1: her daughter will keep an eye on the pantry and 496 00:23:27,840 --> 00:23:31,320 Speaker 1: if that door opens, she can spot the treats or 497 00:23:31,359 --> 00:23:35,080 Speaker 1: the biscuits, and she'll always asks for one of those 498 00:23:35,480 --> 00:23:38,240 Speaker 1: right before dinner, and her mum says, oh, so sorry, 499 00:23:38,640 --> 00:23:42,160 Speaker 1: they're dog treats. It's the only way that she can 500 00:23:42,160 --> 00:23:45,960 Speaker 1: respond with a toddler not questioning it. You got to 501 00:23:45,960 --> 00:23:47,080 Speaker 1: do whatever means necessary. 502 00:23:47,080 --> 00:23:49,960 Speaker 2: It nearly falls into lie category though, doesn't it still 503 00:23:50,000 --> 00:23:51,480 Speaker 2: like it's it's pretty ordinary. 504 00:23:51,880 --> 00:23:52,920 Speaker 1: They probably don't even have a dog. 505 00:23:56,280 --> 00:24:00,680 Speaker 2: Okay, I honestly think I have the winner. That's actually 506 00:24:00,920 --> 00:24:04,000 Speaker 2: from someone by the name of Josh. So Josh says, 507 00:24:04,200 --> 00:24:06,800 Speaker 2: So this week, my partner has been working late, and 508 00:24:06,880 --> 00:24:09,479 Speaker 2: I've been capitalizing on this warmer weather and instead of 509 00:24:09,520 --> 00:24:12,760 Speaker 2: dealing with the bathtime saga, I've just been jumping in 510 00:24:12,800 --> 00:24:15,080 Speaker 2: the pool with my one year old. Now he says 511 00:24:15,480 --> 00:24:17,800 Speaker 2: he loves it and it's close enough to a bath 512 00:24:18,000 --> 00:24:20,640 Speaker 2: or whatever. But I nearly got busted the other night. 513 00:24:20,800 --> 00:24:23,159 Speaker 2: My partner asked if I had bathed him because he 514 00:24:23,320 --> 00:24:27,760 Speaker 2: still smelt a little chlorini. So the next day I 515 00:24:27,840 --> 00:24:29,960 Speaker 2: took it one step further and brought out the soap 516 00:24:30,040 --> 00:24:36,840 Speaker 2: and even some bath toys to really sell it. And 517 00:24:36,880 --> 00:24:39,480 Speaker 2: there's a of the mid budgets Bugglars in the pool. 518 00:24:40,000 --> 00:24:43,159 Speaker 1: So good. So that's my that's my. 519 00:24:43,080 --> 00:24:45,360 Speaker 2: Winner this week. Thank you Josh for sending that in. 520 00:24:45,800 --> 00:24:51,800 Speaker 2: And that's fucking ordinary. 521 00:24:55,600 --> 00:24:58,359 Speaker 1: I've put a little call out on the weekend for 522 00:24:58,560 --> 00:25:01,960 Speaker 1: some parent questions all that, asking if there's anyone out 523 00:25:01,960 --> 00:25:05,480 Speaker 1: there who may be struggling with parent related questions. 524 00:25:05,080 --> 00:25:07,200 Speaker 2: Into some serious answers. 525 00:25:07,359 --> 00:25:09,800 Speaker 1: Yeah. I did have to say look because some people 526 00:25:09,880 --> 00:25:13,679 Speaker 1: sent through some really fucking serious questions like what please 527 00:25:13,720 --> 00:25:16,080 Speaker 1: send through like the sleep plan of your two year 528 00:25:16,080 --> 00:25:17,960 Speaker 1: old and how you handled sleep regressions. 529 00:25:17,960 --> 00:25:20,359 Speaker 2: And I was like, whoa, I'm trying to get me 530 00:25:20,440 --> 00:25:23,080 Speaker 2: completeness a school assign and and then somebody was like 531 00:25:23,160 --> 00:25:27,880 Speaker 2: you'll be marked from make sure you reference. Yeah. 532 00:25:28,240 --> 00:25:31,000 Speaker 1: And then someone also said about like the child had 533 00:25:31,000 --> 00:25:33,880 Speaker 1: certain allergies for food, like what diet would I recommend? 534 00:25:33,880 --> 00:25:38,240 Speaker 1: And I was like, ah shit A. I was like, 535 00:25:38,359 --> 00:25:39,399 Speaker 1: I have to preface this. 536 00:25:40,080 --> 00:25:41,880 Speaker 2: I always tell people that I'm not a physician. 537 00:25:42,160 --> 00:25:44,760 Speaker 1: I don't like still the questions. I for a second, 538 00:25:44,800 --> 00:25:46,600 Speaker 1: I was like, maybe, like I should I googled for 539 00:25:46,640 --> 00:25:47,680 Speaker 1: a bit, and I was like, what am I doing. 540 00:25:48,440 --> 00:25:50,720 Speaker 1: I'm not offering any type of advice in a lawsuit. 541 00:25:51,320 --> 00:25:54,080 Speaker 1: Coming take whatever we say with a grain of salt. 542 00:25:54,119 --> 00:25:57,480 Speaker 2: Oh seriously, Look, the questions are so to see if 543 00:25:57,480 --> 00:26:00,199 Speaker 2: we've got a humorous answer. Yeah, sometimes you can. You 544 00:26:00,200 --> 00:26:01,800 Speaker 2: get a couple of good little things out of this. 545 00:26:02,000 --> 00:26:05,119 Speaker 2: But like anything that you need to be qualified for, 546 00:26:05,400 --> 00:26:07,240 Speaker 2: he's someone who's actually qualified. 547 00:26:07,440 --> 00:26:10,879 Speaker 1: Lease speak to a gpay that goes without saying go 548 00:26:10,920 --> 00:26:12,800 Speaker 1: to a real doctor. Yeah, and also like Ash and 549 00:26:12,840 --> 00:26:17,840 Speaker 1: I are like two of the sickest people in many Okay, 550 00:26:17,840 --> 00:26:20,560 Speaker 1: all right, what do you got question number one? How 551 00:26:20,560 --> 00:26:23,800 Speaker 1: would you stop your toddler from doing the death crocodile 552 00:26:23,880 --> 00:26:30,040 Speaker 1: role on the change map? I gotta say, treat it 553 00:26:30,080 --> 00:26:32,000 Speaker 1: in the same way that you would treat a crocodile. 554 00:26:32,760 --> 00:26:35,199 Speaker 2: You jump on it, pin it down. It's a real 555 00:26:35,320 --> 00:26:39,120 Speaker 2: fine line between being like come on to like man 556 00:26:39,160 --> 00:26:40,320 Speaker 2: handling a small ChIL. 557 00:26:43,160 --> 00:26:46,000 Speaker 1: You gotta like with Lola, Marley was fine, like as 558 00:26:46,000 --> 00:26:47,800 Speaker 1: soon as she was on her back, she would relax 559 00:26:47,880 --> 00:26:49,120 Speaker 1: and you know, let you do your thing. 560 00:26:49,760 --> 00:26:52,320 Speaker 2: Lola was like, fuck this slip. 561 00:26:52,800 --> 00:26:53,920 Speaker 1: She would be kicking. 562 00:26:54,080 --> 00:26:56,800 Speaker 2: She would be square. Oscar was like that. Oscar was fine. 563 00:26:57,440 --> 00:26:59,439 Speaker 2: But Macy, now as soon as I get a nappy 564 00:26:59,440 --> 00:27:02,560 Speaker 2: out or something, she's taken off. Oh yeah, dude, and 565 00:27:02,600 --> 00:27:05,959 Speaker 2: then she's crawling up like wherever it is and flipping about. 566 00:27:06,320 --> 00:27:08,800 Speaker 2: She's flipping back, and I'm just like, for fox sake, 567 00:27:09,000 --> 00:27:13,360 Speaker 2: And if they've taken a ship or something, it's just like, oh, 568 00:27:13,680 --> 00:27:15,399 Speaker 2: ends up and then they kick their feet their foot 569 00:27:15,440 --> 00:27:15,879 Speaker 2: goes in it. 570 00:27:16,280 --> 00:27:18,439 Speaker 1: You know, the pain that you would feel as well, 571 00:27:18,760 --> 00:27:21,119 Speaker 1: when you get to change the nappy, it's a really 572 00:27:21,119 --> 00:27:23,399 Speaker 1: big poo and it's you know, it's my Lola or 573 00:27:23,400 --> 00:27:26,000 Speaker 1: your Macy where you know you've got like every second 574 00:27:26,560 --> 00:27:29,720 Speaker 1: counts and you look and there's no nappy there, or 575 00:27:29,720 --> 00:27:32,760 Speaker 1: you're looking like you've already used the last wipe and 576 00:27:32,800 --> 00:27:35,720 Speaker 1: you've got nothing left, and then you're like, what do 577 00:27:35,800 --> 00:27:37,800 Speaker 1: I do? Do I do I leave this child even 578 00:27:37,840 --> 00:27:40,199 Speaker 1: for a split second on the change Matt, or do 579 00:27:40,320 --> 00:27:42,400 Speaker 1: I go like how do I do this? They know, 580 00:27:42,640 --> 00:27:44,679 Speaker 1: they know, they know as soon as you release any 581 00:27:44,760 --> 00:27:46,440 Speaker 1: kind of pressure from the shoulder. 582 00:27:46,560 --> 00:27:48,879 Speaker 2: I know, they flip and roll. And then if they 583 00:27:49,080 --> 00:27:51,080 Speaker 2: if it's a ship man, then all of a sudden 584 00:27:51,160 --> 00:27:53,560 Speaker 2: they's ship on their foot. Then they've kicked you with 585 00:27:53,600 --> 00:27:56,240 Speaker 2: that foot and it's just a knock on effect where 586 00:27:56,240 --> 00:27:58,680 Speaker 2: the shit ends up and then you just find yourself 587 00:27:58,720 --> 00:28:02,520 Speaker 2: just cleaning ship off everything because they've just you've let 588 00:28:02,600 --> 00:28:03,080 Speaker 2: them go. 589 00:28:03,480 --> 00:28:08,200 Speaker 1: But also with Marley, we could say to her, lay down, 590 00:28:08,359 --> 00:28:11,639 Speaker 1: don't kick and she would listen. She would go, this 591 00:28:11,760 --> 00:28:12,040 Speaker 1: is the. 592 00:28:11,960 --> 00:28:15,399 Speaker 2: Wrong thing to do. Parenting's easy, Lola. 593 00:28:15,600 --> 00:28:16,919 Speaker 1: She finds it hilarious. 594 00:28:16,960 --> 00:28:18,760 Speaker 2: Oh, they think it's so funny anytime that. 595 00:28:18,760 --> 00:28:21,679 Speaker 1: We've tried to discipline her with a stern voice, she 596 00:28:21,880 --> 00:28:25,399 Speaker 1: just literally laughs laughs in our face. So I'm like, fuck, 597 00:28:25,480 --> 00:28:28,800 Speaker 1: it's just so infuriated. Where like at the point now 598 00:28:28,840 --> 00:28:30,920 Speaker 1: where you know you see footage of like a Formula 599 00:28:30,920 --> 00:28:32,280 Speaker 1: One pit team where it's like. 600 00:28:35,680 --> 00:28:36,159 Speaker 2: That is me. 601 00:28:36,320 --> 00:28:38,080 Speaker 1: I'm like, if I do this and rip off a 602 00:28:38,120 --> 00:28:44,719 Speaker 1: leg at the same time, shit throughout the house, it's fucked, 603 00:28:44,800 --> 00:28:45,520 Speaker 1: but they love it. 604 00:28:47,920 --> 00:28:51,360 Speaker 2: Matt, how long does it take before you got used 605 00:28:51,400 --> 00:28:52,720 Speaker 2: to wiping asses? 606 00:28:53,560 --> 00:28:57,800 Speaker 1: Very good question, Very good question. Assuming this may be 607 00:28:57,800 --> 00:29:00,800 Speaker 1: from someone who soon to be a parent, maybe it's just. 608 00:29:00,800 --> 00:29:05,720 Speaker 2: Not just a random person. I'm not interested may kids 609 00:29:05,800 --> 00:29:06,080 Speaker 2: or anything. 610 00:29:06,080 --> 00:29:12,600 Speaker 1: I just want to know. I'm going to say I 611 00:29:12,680 --> 00:29:16,960 Speaker 1: still have the odd moment where I'm like, oh God, what. 612 00:29:16,960 --> 00:29:17,560 Speaker 2: Did you eat? 613 00:29:20,240 --> 00:29:23,040 Speaker 1: Because at the start it's quite weird, But then you 614 00:29:23,040 --> 00:29:26,240 Speaker 1: get used to it because like the poo's not too aggressive, 615 00:29:26,320 --> 00:29:29,040 Speaker 1: like it's quite when they're on breast milk, it's not 616 00:29:29,200 --> 00:29:32,360 Speaker 1: a hectic poo to clean up. But it's when they 617 00:29:32,400 --> 00:29:36,719 Speaker 1: then transition to solids that the poo becomes like adult 618 00:29:36,840 --> 00:29:40,200 Speaker 1: smelling poo, and that takes a while to adjust to. 619 00:29:40,480 --> 00:29:42,600 Speaker 2: Yeah, then you adjust to it. And I throw your 620 00:29:42,640 --> 00:29:45,840 Speaker 2: curve ball or something real fucking stink. Yeah, and you're like, 621 00:29:46,760 --> 00:29:49,680 Speaker 2: it's I always say, I can't wait till I'm at 622 00:29:49,720 --> 00:29:55,080 Speaker 2: an age where you have to wipe my house because 623 00:29:55,080 --> 00:29:56,800 Speaker 2: I'll tell you right now, hang over you eating like 624 00:29:56,840 --> 00:29:58,720 Speaker 2: a fucking pig. 625 00:30:00,080 --> 00:30:01,480 Speaker 1: Amount you have spitty bum. 626 00:30:01,840 --> 00:30:04,320 Speaker 2: Oh. Yeah, I sent you that meme the other day 627 00:30:04,360 --> 00:30:06,040 Speaker 2: and it wasn't a mean it was just like it 628 00:30:06,120 --> 00:30:08,440 Speaker 2: was a video of someone explaining the different types of 629 00:30:08,440 --> 00:30:10,880 Speaker 2: stool samples, and I was like like little pebbles to 630 00:30:11,040 --> 00:30:13,520 Speaker 2: like proper ship to liquid, and I was like, I'm 631 00:30:13,560 --> 00:30:15,880 Speaker 2: all of these. I don't know. 632 00:30:16,240 --> 00:30:18,840 Speaker 1: You never get used to it, though not fully. 633 00:30:18,880 --> 00:30:21,479 Speaker 2: There's there's times where you're like it becomes like a 634 00:30:21,480 --> 00:30:23,760 Speaker 2: bit like automated, right, you just I've got to do it, 635 00:30:24,200 --> 00:30:26,360 Speaker 2: get it done right. But then like sometimes you'd be 636 00:30:26,400 --> 00:30:27,200 Speaker 2: like doing that and you'd be. 637 00:30:27,160 --> 00:30:35,680 Speaker 1: Like if the girls have had like say, like sausages 638 00:30:35,680 --> 00:30:38,480 Speaker 1: two nights in a row or like bolonaise, there's something 639 00:30:38,520 --> 00:30:42,760 Speaker 1: like real rich yeah, and then the poos after that 640 00:30:42,920 --> 00:30:45,400 Speaker 1: have like a you know, particular smell to it. 641 00:30:45,400 --> 00:30:47,880 Speaker 2: It's a bit more punch and toddlers. They're used to 642 00:30:47,960 --> 00:30:51,040 Speaker 2: eating random things so if they get into the dog biscuits, 643 00:30:51,040 --> 00:30:51,680 Speaker 2: you're in for a roof. 644 00:30:53,680 --> 00:30:57,640 Speaker 1: Even now, Like I'll be watching TV or I'm on 645 00:30:57,680 --> 00:31:02,880 Speaker 1: my phone and it's that memory I hear in the background. Hey, 646 00:31:03,840 --> 00:31:08,320 Speaker 1: someone white my eyes. It's so funny. 647 00:31:08,400 --> 00:31:11,680 Speaker 2: Yeah, and you're just like, here we go. This is 648 00:31:11,680 --> 00:31:12,200 Speaker 2: my life down. 649 00:31:12,280 --> 00:31:14,360 Speaker 1: Yeah, and you're like, bend over, touch your toes and you're. 650 00:31:14,240 --> 00:31:16,720 Speaker 2: Like and then you're looking into the toilet bowling. You 651 00:31:16,760 --> 00:31:22,560 Speaker 2: see the turn at the bottom and you're like, yeah, 652 00:31:22,600 --> 00:31:26,280 Speaker 2: it's amazing. He's at the moment she's she's embarrassed about poop, 653 00:31:26,320 --> 00:31:28,480 Speaker 2: and so she'll be like she'll just go quiet in 654 00:31:28,480 --> 00:31:30,360 Speaker 2: the corner and I'll be like, you poop and she'll 655 00:31:30,360 --> 00:31:37,960 Speaker 2: be like no, no, no, And I'm just like, oh 656 00:31:38,000 --> 00:31:40,000 Speaker 2: know what's going on? Yeah, like if you knowsh She's like, 657 00:31:44,520 --> 00:31:45,400 Speaker 2: you never get used to it. 658 00:31:45,400 --> 00:31:50,640 Speaker 1: To long story short, ash, You've done very well. Can 659 00:31:50,680 --> 00:31:53,800 Speaker 1: I just say to persevere to get through this entire record. 660 00:31:53,920 --> 00:31:55,200 Speaker 1: You're not feeling one hundred percent. 661 00:31:55,640 --> 00:31:57,360 Speaker 2: I haven't felt one hundred percent in a month. 662 00:31:57,840 --> 00:32:01,840 Speaker 1: I'm blaming you. I'm testing for COVID. 663 00:32:01,960 --> 00:32:06,800 Speaker 2: Let me just put that not anymore. But yeah, I 664 00:32:07,000 --> 00:32:09,560 Speaker 2: just like I just want to feel better again. 665 00:32:10,640 --> 00:32:13,520 Speaker 1: Hey, if I could hug you right now and we 666 00:32:13,560 --> 00:32:16,360 Speaker 1: wouldn't exchange some type of virus, I'd do that sweet. 667 00:32:17,600 --> 00:32:19,640 Speaker 1: But if you're listening right now, let's say you have 668 00:32:19,760 --> 00:32:24,920 Speaker 1: enjoyed this episode. I'm not begging because someone said. Someone 669 00:32:24,960 --> 00:32:27,240 Speaker 1: said in the comments like, could you guys beg so 670 00:32:27,320 --> 00:32:30,640 Speaker 1: much at the end of each episode? I don't beg, 671 00:32:30,800 --> 00:32:38,040 Speaker 1: I asked politely, but we would love a review. Don't 672 00:32:38,040 --> 00:32:40,440 Speaker 1: have to give a comment, although I do enjoy a comment. 673 00:32:40,760 --> 00:32:43,239 Speaker 1: A few stars. And if you think anyone out there 674 00:32:43,280 --> 00:32:47,400 Speaker 1: would benefit from having two sick individuals breathe heavily into 675 00:32:47,480 --> 00:32:54,560 Speaker 1: a microphone for their enjoyment, send it on. Yes, thank you, 676 00:32:55,400 --> 00:32:56,440 Speaker 1: We'll see you guys next week. 677 00:32:57,120 --> 00:33:01,200 Speaker 2: Bye. 678 00:33:04,680 --> 00:33:08,320 Speaker 1: Two Doting Dads. Podcast acknowledges the traditional custodians of country 679 00:33:08,320 --> 00:33:12,040 Speaker 1: throughout Australia and their connections to land, sea and community. 680 00:33:12,280 --> 00:33:14,800 Speaker 2: We pay our respects to their elders past and present 681 00:33:14,840 --> 00:33:17,920 Speaker 2: and extend that respect to all Aboriginal and Torrestrate islander 682 00:33:17,960 --> 00:33:18,720 Speaker 2: peoples today. 683 00:33:19,280 --> 00:33:21,840 Speaker 1: This episode was recorded on gadagal Land