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Speaker 1: How Advity iHeartRadio app from ninety six airfam to whenever

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Speaker 1: You're listening Today, This is Cleesy and Lisa's podcast.

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Speaker 2: Coming up on the podcast today we chat to comedian

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Speaker 2: Test Birch about her upcoming fringe show.

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Speaker 1: We celebrated the seventy eighth birthday of Pete Waterman, of

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Speaker 1: course with Stockache and Waterman, and played little bits of

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Speaker 1: so many of those eighties hits.

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Speaker 2: Apparently the Olympic gold medals are deteriorating, so we ask

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Speaker 2: what doesn't last like it used to?

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Speaker 1: And in the shot report the Village people set to

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Speaker 1: perform at Trump's inauguration, but not without a little disclaimer

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Speaker 1: sine for another fringe festival act with Clezi and Lisa.

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Speaker 2: The Fringe Festival kicks off this weekend. You can catch

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Speaker 2: Test Birch and How Not to Run a Music Festival

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Speaker 2: at the Laugh Resort in the City Friday to Sunday

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Speaker 2: this week. Tickets are available through fringeworld dot com dot you.

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Speaker 2: Test is joining us this morning.

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Speaker 3: Hello Test morning, Hi Closy Highways.

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Speaker 4: How you guys going good?

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Speaker 1: Really good?

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Speaker 4: Now?

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Speaker 2: What's this show about?

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Speaker 4: So? This show is a true story about the time

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Speaker 4: that I ran a music festival six times.

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Speaker 2: So okay, six times more information, please explain?

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Speaker 4: So sorry, we actually ran it on the weekend, so

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Speaker 4: I'm losing my voice a bit, which is probably not

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Speaker 4: the best.

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Speaker 3: Timing for this show.

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Speaker 4: But yeah, yeah, about eight years ago my partner and

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Speaker 4: I started a small music festival in Victoria on the

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Speaker 4: Great Ocean Road. And since then we've run it six

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Speaker 4: times and every year something has gone quite horrifically wrong.

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Speaker 4: And I thought it was good comedic material for a show.

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Speaker 3: It's an into a comedy show, I can funny.

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Speaker 1: I thought it is the dangerous words there. We start

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Speaker 1: a small music festival, we'll start small. Could that have

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Speaker 1: doesn't matter how big or small, always start small.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, they sort of have to start small.

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Speaker 4: I mean, unfortunately we've never really been able to get

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Speaker 4: it bigger, just because the industry it's so hard to

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Speaker 4: sell tickets and to run festivals at the moment, and

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Speaker 4: I think you know that there's been a few in

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Speaker 4: pers that haven't gone ahead recently, low ticket sales and

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Speaker 4: it's just something that's happening all around Australia.

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Speaker 2: Really, Well, how did you get into running the music festivals.

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Speaker 2: I mean, this is what they asked the fire guy

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Speaker 1: But I think we.

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Speaker 4: Are from out in a regional area in Victoria and

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Speaker 4: we just wanted to get some more things happening out there,

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Speaker 4: and we liked running events.

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Speaker 3: We're actually both lawyers.

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Speaker 4: So it's not our typical kind of data handing.

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Speaker 2: No, it's not.

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Speaker 1: What have helped you deal with those agents, those managers

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Speaker 1: of artists.

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Speaker 2: I would imagine one of my favorite places in the

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Speaker 2: world though, the Great Ocean Road. Oh my god, it's

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Speaker 2: such a beautiful part of the world. So who are

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Speaker 2: some of the artists that you've encountered?

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Speaker 4: So over the years, we've had bands such as Confidence Man,

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Speaker 4: Triple J. And we're like like local community radio.

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Speaker 1: Uh huh, yeah, Tess, no link necessarily do those acts.

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Speaker 1: But who are the biggest night is? Is it managers

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Speaker 3: It's actually the food truck So really, really.

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Speaker 1: The food truck, the food truck people.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, the food trucks people.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, the number of times they arrived without the right ingredients.

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Speaker 4: One someone someone from the Vegan food truck actually went

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Speaker 2: Turns up without the rite ingredients. You job, potato guy.

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Speaker 1: They complain about their site and stuff as well, Like

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Speaker 4: Yeah, sometimes they complain that it's the music's going too

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Speaker 2: It's like I would have thought portals would present the

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Speaker 1: He tests. On the weekend, my wife and I sat

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Speaker 1: through the three hour Woodstock movie. It is a marathon.

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Speaker 1: It's nearly as long as the festival itself from way

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Speaker 4: I mean there's a lot of locals who know different

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Speaker 1: That was ridiculous.

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Speaker 3: Yeah that they had it with.

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Speaker 2: Have you been to Fringe before?

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Speaker 4: I have, Yeah, not to perform, just to see that.

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Speaker 4: I am normally perform at the Melbourne International Comedy Festival

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Speaker 4: each Yeah, all right.

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Speaker 2: What tell me this? Why ask you said you're a lawyer?

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Speaker 2: Why are so many lawyers often they make the switch

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Speaker 2: to comedy? Is it because the two things are so similar?

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Speaker 4: I think it's there's definitely something to there with a

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Speaker 2: Uh huh. The number of people I've known over the years,

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Speaker 2: like you know, back to Libby el mcfeast, she was

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Speaker 2: a lawyer as well. All right, well it's this weekend

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Speaker 2: Friday to Sunday. We hope your voice stays with you.

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Speaker 2: Tests really will? We like running a music festival. Tickets

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Speaker 2: are available through Fringe world dot com dot au.

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Speaker 1: Good on your test, Well done, good luck, Thanks tests,

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Speaker 1: Thanks so much. Guys in music circles if it's your birthday.

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Speaker 1: By the way, have your birthday to you January fifteen.

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Speaker 1: I heard. I'm pretty sure I heard that on ninety six.

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Speaker 1: Last week we were played the eighties. Okay, so next

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Speaker 2: Yeah, you better sifty stuff.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, it was so simple. Yeah, and a lot of

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Speaker 1: the boys we're doing. Next one Divine, Yes, you could

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Speaker 1: say someone novelty songs, some very novelty, so novelty and

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Speaker 1: Pete there has also Pete Waterman has also outlived a

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Speaker 1: and from eighty three to eighty eight, like so many hits.

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Speaker 2: You know, our boss has just fallen off the treadmill.

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Speaker 1: He's fallen off the treadmill and he's living his best life.

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Speaker 2: Everything you just play, Yeah, so up his alley as

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Speaker 1: Shockers full, absolutely, say Pete Waterman. And there is a

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Speaker 1: if you google net Worth, pet what say's fifty million dollars?

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Speaker 1: made a hell of a lot of money on those hits.

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Speaker 1: But he's seventy eight to day. We wish him well.

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Speaker 2: It's so thank you for your service.

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Speaker 1: Sweet what.

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Speaker 2: More crazy as more podcasts soon.

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Speaker 1: Some things are built to last and others just don't know.

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Speaker 2: A lot of Olympians that won medals in Paris are

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Speaker 2: They're all sort of tarnished and it's like bits of

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Speaker 2: Were made on the cheap. The company that made the medals,

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Speaker 1: Hello morning.

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Speaker 2: You're not going to say that, and were you?

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Speaker 2: Yeah you guys, let me. You've got to match your

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Speaker 1: Have you ever put a blue shirt up with from them?

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Speaker 1: It's also if we leave the bucket or whatever you've

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Speaker 2: Well I don't do that.

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Speaker 2: Some people leave their pegs on the line.

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Speaker 2: Rachel and Mirrabooker.

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Speaker 1: Right, hello, No they don't. What do you go? What

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Speaker 7: I have got an apple what a couple of years ago,

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Speaker 7: and now it will charge eighty said, don't there? What

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Speaker 7: charge you for all? Charged eighty percent? And then it

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Speaker 7: will start going backwards.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, that's annoying.

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Speaker 2: That's it. Well, I won't get all the way.

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Speaker 7: To one hundred, no, all the way two hundreds, So

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Speaker 7: I've got to take it off. I'll take it off

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Speaker 7: about seventy six because I don't want it going soon. Yeah,

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Speaker 7: im last overnight then no, and I've still got twelve

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Speaker 2: Oh, I mean you expect it to at least last

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Speaker 2: as long as the contract.

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Speaker 1: Yeah? Absolutely, I mean that's ridiculous planned obsolescence.

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Speaker 2: Gone, Maybe take that one back.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, that doesn't that doesn't sound right.

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Speaker 2: To Yeah, well, good luck with that. Hopefully you'll have

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Speaker 1: Yeah, exactly. Thanks for thanks for the shout out, Thanks

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Speaker 1: for Rachel. That's the thing, isn't that planned obsolescence? That

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Speaker 2: Yeah, And funnily enough, how often does it happen when

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Speaker 2: you get to the end of the contract all of

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Speaker 2: a sudden clicks in and it's not holding its charged.

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Speaker 1: I've got to charge it four times today.

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Speaker 2: Stephen in Sterling says, what didn't last my liver? After

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Speaker 2: working away and getting on the beers every night, I

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Speaker 1: Well, there you go, good luck, that's let's go to

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Speaker 1: John and John. There you go, last, Thanks thanks having us.

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Speaker 1: What do you go?

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Speaker 4: Can I just give Lisa a quick tip? Yes?

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Speaker 5: Lisa, do the g don't DELI you won't.

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Speaker 2: Yesterday's we talked about that.

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Speaker 1: Yes, yes, it's worth it as Jo.

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Speaker 4: Darwin.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I'll do that direction.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, okay, all right, Tip John.

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Speaker 2: It doesn't wary fancy you have been listening pearls aff Okay,

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Speaker 2: what didn't last marriages?

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Speaker 1: We knew them to come up?

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Speaker 2: Yes sometimes, yes, not like they used to.

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Speaker 3: I can't really talk to the last.

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Speaker 1: Thanks John, John, And you make a good point about,

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Speaker 1: you know, these days, because it is, I mean, people

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Speaker 4: Yeah.

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Speaker 1: She remember being somewhere whoever it was, and she was

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Speaker 2: Leon and Heathrid Hello.

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Speaker 1: Good morning, tell you Yeah, thanks way back. What do

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Speaker 3: Paper straws?

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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, that's it's a wondrink only, really, isn't it?

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Speaker 1: Pretty much?

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Speaker 3: That's right?

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Speaker 5: Yeah, you get halfway, you need to grab two or

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Speaker 2: Some are better than others, I think. I mean some

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Speaker 1: Also the plate plates, yeah, yeah, especially experience that over Christmas.

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Speaker 2: You can't have anything heavy on it.

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Speaker 1: You get a heavy sausage on there, a bit floppy,

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Speaker 2: Then two hands to handle a paper plate, thank you, Leon.

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Speaker 1: using two or three during a drink, no ideal, Leah.

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Speaker 2: On the text lines washing machine, Lear and dianalysays we

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Speaker 2: It died just before Christmas. Took three weeks to get

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Speaker 2: it's not worth the labor. This is what we talked

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Speaker 1: Out, until you're an adult.

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Speaker 2: Not only do they not last, but they always get

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Speaker 1: The land for under three years. What a ripple.

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Speaker 2: That's terrible.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, it's not good. Let's get to buy for good. Dennis.

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Speaker 5: Oh god, yeah, Dennis the spam guy in hyper shirt

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Speaker 1: The old hyper color.

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Speaker 5: But yeah, I've seen someone was trying to sell one

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Speaker 5: They're like ten bucks or something back in the old OA.

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Speaker 2: Ridley Scott's Beg's biopickause facing a major, major, major setback.

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Speaker 2: I wasn't expecting. The Village people are on the bill

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Speaker 8: Nobody they must have known, would be surprised because they've

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Speaker 2: time to bring the country together with music.

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Speaker 1: Okay, okay, and a fair old payment.

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Speaker 2: I think they doth protest too much, but anyway, there

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Speaker 2: you go, The Village People and kid Rock. We kid

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Speaker 2: Rock is of course, because makes no apology.

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Speaker 1: Then he won't be putting the big disclaimer on it.

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Speaker 1: Cleazy and Lisa