WEBVTT - The Best Of The PickUp 0:00:00.240 --> 0:00:04.640 Life Uncut podcast acknowledges the traditional custodians of country throughout 0:00:04.640 --> 0:00:08.119 Australia and their connections to land, sea and community. We 0:00:08.160 --> 0:00:10.959 pay our respect to their elders past and present and 0:00:11.039 --> 0:00:14.360 extend that respect to all Aboriginal and Torres Strait Islander 0:00:14.400 --> 0:00:15.160 people's today. 0:00:15.320 --> 0:00:18.599 This episode is recorded on Gadigal Land of the Aurora Nation. 0:00:23.680 --> 0:00:26.320 Hi guys, and welcome back to another episode of Life Uncut. 0:00:26.360 --> 0:00:27.840 I'm Laura, I'm Brittany. 0:00:28.040 --> 0:00:28.600 I'm Mitchell. 0:00:28.800 --> 0:00:30.960 Hi Mitchell, Hi Brittany. How are we all? 0:00:31.080 --> 0:00:31.159 Like? 0:00:31.200 --> 0:00:34.600 Sixty minutes? Do you want to know a hack, fun fact? 0:00:35.000 --> 0:00:36.840 Get this? You know sixty minutes? How it goes? I'm 0:00:37.040 --> 0:00:38.600 Michael Rusher, I'm Peter Rogton. 0:00:38.920 --> 0:00:41.640 The last person to say their name has the first 0:00:41.640 --> 0:00:43.920 story on sixty minutes and it changes every week. 0:00:44.080 --> 0:00:44.559 Wow. 0:00:44.680 --> 0:00:46.559 Yeah, because it's a continuity flow on. 0:00:47.120 --> 0:00:48.680 But is that just such a fun little hack for. 0:00:48.880 --> 0:00:50.600 What a beautiful peak behind the curtains? 0:00:50.600 --> 0:00:50.960 That was me? 0:00:51.600 --> 0:00:52.680 You heard anything more fun? 0:00:52.720 --> 0:00:54.520 Sarah Arbo told me of the logos in the red 0:00:54.600 --> 0:00:55.000 that's fun. 0:00:55.240 --> 0:00:55.720 Shut up? 0:00:56.040 --> 0:00:57.640 What were you going to add? What were you going 0:00:57.680 --> 0:00:58.120 to say? 0:00:58.400 --> 0:01:00.920 We're talking about how your house this week? And I 0:01:00.960 --> 0:01:03.400 was just telling you off air that I have an 0:01:03.400 --> 0:01:06.600 anxiety blanket for you, a weighted anxiety blanket. 0:01:06.240 --> 0:01:08.000 And I was trying to speed this process up because 0:01:08.000 --> 0:01:09.039 I want to go home to my kids. 0:01:09.040 --> 0:01:11.080 So that's where we were at. We were bickering like 0:01:11.080 --> 0:01:14.080 an old married trio. It's a polyamorous couple that we are. 0:01:14.440 --> 0:01:15.760 We really are at times, aren't we. 0:01:15.640 --> 0:01:16.080 We love it. 0:01:16.080 --> 0:01:16.800 You stopped having. 0:01:16.680 --> 0:01:20.040 None each other point not a polyamorous a couple. 0:01:20.200 --> 0:01:21.800 We could have sex. I've got all the parts, as 0:01:21.840 --> 0:01:22.360 do you both. 0:01:22.840 --> 0:01:24.880 Yes, of course we could, which we didn't. We don't 0:01:24.920 --> 0:01:26.319 need to have the parts. You can do it with 0:01:26.360 --> 0:01:27.680 any part. That's the whole point. 0:01:27.760 --> 0:01:29.080 I can I have. 0:01:29.640 --> 0:01:31.399 I don't want to have sex with you, guys, but 0:01:31.440 --> 0:01:32.280 I love you so much. 0:01:32.319 --> 0:01:34.280 Please don't take that as a criticism, because I'm sure 0:01:34.319 --> 0:01:35.240 individually you're. 0:01:35.160 --> 0:01:37.560 Both Laura cat me to have sex with you. You don't worry. 0:01:37.560 --> 0:01:41.240 I gay, I am. You both have the figure of 0:01:41.240 --> 0:01:43.280 my partner. I could go you too. I love it. 0:01:43.280 --> 0:01:45.959 You're beautiful, have way bigger boobs than your partners. 0:01:45.600 --> 0:01:50.280 And from the waist down you guys asked even wow, wow. 0:01:50.320 --> 0:01:52.080 It's a compliment to you and to him I think 0:01:52.080 --> 0:01:52.520 you'll hate that. 0:01:54.280 --> 0:01:56.800 I yep, it's not a compliment in it anyway, It's 0:01:56.800 --> 0:01:58.440 the radio show. If you missed it, this is all 0:01:58.440 --> 0:02:00.640 the best bits apparently, so. 0:02:00.080 --> 0:02:01.880 So Mitch is house sitting, so we are talking about 0:02:01.920 --> 0:02:04.160 that today because you have house sat for me before, 0:02:04.400 --> 0:02:06.640 but you've never dog sat, which is the difference this time, 0:02:06.680 --> 0:02:08.960 your house sitting and dog sitting. We all knowdal Eila 0:02:09.080 --> 0:02:11.920 is my pride and joy. Yeah, last time I did 0:02:12.160 --> 0:02:14.280 catch you on the dog. You can doing the dirty 0:02:14.360 --> 0:02:15.840 when with someone on my lounge. 0:02:16.120 --> 0:02:17.840 Yeah, but isn't it cute? We haven't spoken about this. 0:02:18.040 --> 0:02:20.520 It's actually full circle because I was living with my 0:02:20.600 --> 0:02:22.680 parents and I houseat for you brit and I needed 0:02:22.680 --> 0:02:24.480 to get away from my parents this time last year 0:02:24.720 --> 0:02:27.360 and I was like, you know, single gay hadn't really 0:02:27.400 --> 0:02:29.680 done that before, so I was having men over anyway. 0:02:29.720 --> 0:02:31.400 The guy that I had over at BRIT's house is 0:02:31.400 --> 0:02:33.200 now my boyfriend's even isn't that so cools? 0:02:33.240 --> 0:02:33.840 Full circle? 0:02:34.200 --> 0:02:36.359 You guys can celebrate on Britney's couch again and. 0:02:36.360 --> 0:02:38.640 Raw dog for the second time. Yeah, that was boyfriends. 0:02:38.680 --> 0:02:40.080 You've done the damage, so do whatever. 0:02:40.080 --> 0:02:41.800 Okay, The brown leather couch it was fine. 0:02:42.200 --> 0:02:43.720 Oh the Stay in Stone show. 0:02:43.760 --> 0:02:45.280 I actually asked, no, they do. 0:02:45.360 --> 0:02:46.440 They are not. 0:02:46.680 --> 0:02:49.440 I thought they were water stains, but it checks out now. 0:02:49.360 --> 0:02:50.080 They are not. 0:02:50.880 --> 0:02:52.200 Anyway, we break look. 0:02:52.200 --> 0:02:54.600 Also on the show, Matt joined us on the show 0:02:54.639 --> 0:02:56.760 this week. You guys might know if you listen to 0:02:56.760 --> 0:02:59.200 two doting dads. Also, I vibed it. So there's been 0:02:59.200 --> 0:03:02.080 a lot of Matt con unfortunately sorry for everyone that 0:03:02.160 --> 0:03:05.080 he wrote a kid's book. But also it's been book week. 0:03:05.240 --> 0:03:07.520 It's also Father's Day coming up, and we got to 0:03:07.520 --> 0:03:10.840 the bottom of some very nefarious headlines that have been 0:03:10.840 --> 0:03:12.280 written about my husband, and we. 0:03:12.240 --> 0:03:13.240 Got to the bottom of those two. 0:03:13.320 --> 0:03:13.920 Yeah, it was fine. 0:03:13.960 --> 0:03:16.880 Also, Brittan I concocted a plan at the back of 0:03:16.880 --> 0:03:19.320 off the back of the logis Laura did something at 0:03:19.320 --> 0:03:22.320 the table shocked us. Like Brittan, I genuinely was so 0:03:22.400 --> 0:03:25.560 shocked at the way that you how do I can 0:03:25.600 --> 0:03:26.000 I put. 0:03:25.960 --> 0:03:28.040 I reacted to someone on stage who I love and 0:03:28.120 --> 0:03:30.920 adore and admire because I think that they got me 0:03:30.919 --> 0:03:32.000 through some really hard times. 0:03:32.080 --> 0:03:33.080 Yeah, no, I'm not knocking it. 0:03:33.280 --> 0:03:36.080 However, we concocted a plan to actually surprise you with 0:03:36.080 --> 0:03:38.560 this person. They're an international celeb flew in for the 0:03:38.600 --> 0:03:40.240 logis and on their way to the airport to go 0:03:40.320 --> 0:03:42.920 back home, they came to the pick up to surprise Laura. 0:03:42.960 --> 0:03:44.400 I don't even I haven't even had a chance to 0:03:44.440 --> 0:03:47.240 thank you guys for that yet that absolutely. 0:03:46.640 --> 0:03:47.240 Made my day. 0:03:47.320 --> 0:03:48.880 Like I know, we joked about it a lot, and 0:03:48.880 --> 0:03:51.160 you guys will see who this international celebrity is very soon. 0:03:52.080 --> 0:03:54.280 But honestly, it met haes to me. 0:03:55.040 --> 0:03:58.680 I genuinely loved him growing up, and it was like 0:03:58.720 --> 0:03:59.600 such a nice surprise. 0:03:59.680 --> 0:04:02.320 I do want to admit it was completely selfish reason 0:04:02.840 --> 0:04:05.120 I love him as well, so I did it for me. 0:04:05.480 --> 0:04:07.000 But then I was like, I'll just stal for Laura 0:04:07.000 --> 0:04:07.280 as well. 0:04:07.360 --> 0:04:09.760 Can we bring him into our polyamory relationships that we 0:04:09.720 --> 0:04:11.120 were at when I. 0:04:11.280 --> 0:04:12.760 Like horny for each other? Did you see the look 0:04:12.880 --> 0:04:13.440 we had in each other? 0:04:13.720 --> 0:04:16.159 He's been with his partner since he was sixteen. He's 0:04:16.240 --> 0:04:19.200 not honey, Look like we said, we don't have to 0:04:19.240 --> 0:04:20.880 have sex with each other, just an open quad. 0:04:20.920 --> 0:04:22.840 I also love that we haven't actually said who it is. 0:04:22.760 --> 0:04:26.360 So whys coming aft? 0:04:27.040 --> 0:04:28.719 It's okay, it's Robert Irwin. 0:04:32.000 --> 0:04:37.080 In our relationship, I think nothing, nothing screams sex appeal 0:04:37.160 --> 0:04:38.080 like Robert Irwin. 0:04:38.200 --> 0:04:39.680 I think he's the same as as your boyfriend. 0:04:39.960 --> 0:04:41.720 Don't don't laugh too hard. 0:04:41.800 --> 0:04:45.760 I actually think he's older, all right. Doctor Harry joins 0:04:45.800 --> 0:04:52.360 us on James bays here in the studio. Hello, Joan, Hello, 0:04:52.440 --> 0:04:53.400 it's very nice to be here. 0:04:53.760 --> 0:04:56.640 I'm so glad you are here. But also I feel 0:04:56.640 --> 0:04:58.760 so stitched up now and out of my death because 0:04:59.800 --> 0:05:02.040 I I just added myself as a mad superfan and 0:05:02.080 --> 0:05:03.680 then here you are, and it was a surprise. 0:05:03.720 --> 0:05:06.279 I'm in Australia, the land of the Stitcher. There's some 0:05:06.279 --> 0:05:08.880 some beautiful so what we do to each other, it's fantastical. 0:05:08.960 --> 0:05:11.280 James, Yeah, he performed at the Logis on Sunday night. 0:05:11.400 --> 0:05:14.480 Laura was at our table on her feet dancing. 0:05:14.120 --> 0:05:18.880 During dance not dance, Come on. I was saying. 0:05:18.920 --> 0:05:21.080 This album came out in twenty fourteen and it was 0:05:21.160 --> 0:05:23.800 my breakup symphony. It got me through every hard time. 0:05:23.880 --> 0:05:25.920 I was like, it's all right, everything's going on to shit. 0:05:25.920 --> 0:05:27.320 But was put some James Day on a cry. 0:05:27.920 --> 0:05:29.400 I don't know when the album before I really lift 0:05:29.400 --> 0:05:30.840 people up at the end of any song. I think 0:05:30.920 --> 0:05:33.919 no's hey, things are tough and maybe that's okay, but maybe. 0:05:33.760 --> 0:05:35.440 You'll get through it. Maybe you won't, but you'll be 0:05:35.480 --> 0:05:36.760 all right. Put the album on again. 0:05:36.839 --> 0:05:39.440 I think it sometimes feels really good when your heartbreaking, 0:05:39.480 --> 0:05:41.640 to lean into the pain, though, and like I have 0:05:42.120 --> 0:05:44.760 sat in my car crying to let it go, singing 0:05:44.800 --> 0:05:46.960 like and I can't sing, like screaming at the top 0:05:46.960 --> 0:05:48.360 of my lungs that many times. 0:05:48.600 --> 0:05:50.120 But let me just see if I can get this right. 0:05:50.240 --> 0:05:54.920 Let it go stream one billion, two hundred and fifteen, 0:05:55.360 --> 0:05:58.680 six hundred and fifty one, eight hundred and fifty seven times. 0:05:59.000 --> 0:06:01.920 Do you ever get seek of hearing your own song? 0:06:01.920 --> 0:06:02.920 I would love to know that. 0:06:03.240 --> 0:06:03.520 Well. 0:06:04.000 --> 0:06:07.559 I don't get sick of playing it. Touring around the world. 0:06:07.600 --> 0:06:10.920 I have arrived sometimes in like hotels, like I remember 0:06:11.160 --> 0:06:13.919 a few different occasions where we pull up in like 0:06:13.960 --> 0:06:16.360 the bus outside the hotel and like all the hotel stuff, 0:06:16.520 --> 0:06:19.359 like stood around the like check in desk, looking a 0:06:19.360 --> 0:06:24.919 bit pleasing themselves, and the music's playing like it's so lame, 0:06:25.120 --> 0:06:29.280 like yeah, respect, with all respect. It's like, guys, I'm 0:06:29.320 --> 0:06:35.120 so tired. I just gotta that's what they think. It'll 0:06:35.120 --> 0:06:37.400 love this? Well, yeah, I don't know. 0:06:37.839 --> 0:06:38.120 It is. 0:06:38.160 --> 0:06:40.599 It's huge it's massively like flattering, don't get me wrong. 0:06:40.680 --> 0:06:43.080 But at the same time, no, I don't get tired 0:06:43.120 --> 0:06:46.520 of singing it for sure, and I've sang it a lot. 0:06:46.880 --> 0:06:48.560 I hope I get to sing it like way more 0:06:48.560 --> 0:06:50.840 than I already have. And on top of that, the 0:06:50.839 --> 0:06:52.200 moment when people are singing it back to me and 0:06:52.240 --> 0:06:54.400 there's a really like obvious good moment in the middle 0:06:54.400 --> 0:06:55.600 of the song where we can hand it to the 0:06:55.640 --> 0:06:57.360 audience and they like scream it back. 0:06:57.680 --> 0:06:59.800 When you are writing, are you drawing from your own 0:06:59.800 --> 0:07:00.800 post experiences? 0:07:01.160 --> 0:07:02.960 Yeah, you're going through your own heartbreak. 0:07:03.320 --> 0:07:06.599 I if I'm not going through my own, like and 0:07:06.640 --> 0:07:09.039 I go through I think we all go through heartbreaks 0:07:09.080 --> 0:07:11.480 about all kinds of different things. By the way, it's 0:07:11.520 --> 0:07:13.840 not always as straightforward as a breaking up or whatever. 0:07:13.920 --> 0:07:16.640 And then also the other thing I find myself drawing 0:07:16.680 --> 0:07:20.040 from is like and they remain anonymous, but like friends 0:07:20.080 --> 0:07:21.880 and people that I know going through stuff, and like 0:07:22.040 --> 0:07:24.240 sometimes even you get like affected by what's happening in 0:07:24.280 --> 0:07:24.560 a movie. 0:07:24.600 --> 0:07:25.640 And I kind of love those stories. 0:07:25.640 --> 0:07:27.560 When some of my favorite songwriters were so inspired by 0:07:27.560 --> 0:07:29.200 like a story in a book that they wrote the 0:07:29.200 --> 0:07:31.680 most beautiful heartbreak song on the most uplifting song, it's 0:07:31.760 --> 0:07:34.680 nice to there's drawing from direct personal experience, and I'm 0:07:34.680 --> 0:07:36.920 always doing that in some amount. But then you can 0:07:36.960 --> 0:07:38.720 sort of glean things from all kinds of different things 0:07:38.760 --> 0:07:40.560 that happen around you in like culture or in. 0:07:40.520 --> 0:07:41.080 Life or whatever. 0:07:41.200 --> 0:07:43.680 So James, you, I mean, I hope I've got this right. 0:07:43.720 --> 0:07:47.200 You've been in a relationship since you were sixteen. What 0:07:47.560 --> 0:07:51.800 I'm getting married next year. What's your advice for maintaining 0:07:51.800 --> 0:07:54.560 a healthy long term relationship. We see people, especially in 0:07:54.560 --> 0:07:56.720 the entertainment industry, they're breaking up all the time. 0:07:56.800 --> 0:07:59.000 I think you take each day as it comes. I 0:07:59.000 --> 0:08:00.960 think it's one step at a time. I think you 0:08:00.960 --> 0:08:04.880 don't leap into the future and you don't well on 0:08:04.880 --> 0:08:06.400 the part or even just sort of sit in the 0:08:06.400 --> 0:08:08.440 past too much, because you can just celebrating the past 0:08:08.480 --> 0:08:10.240 and there's remembering it and all that stuff. But just 0:08:10.440 --> 0:08:11.200 try to be present. 0:08:11.600 --> 0:08:13.680 Do you asking for a friend? 0:08:13.680 --> 0:08:19.680 Do you sing it people's wedding. 0:08:17.960 --> 0:08:19.720 Person that comes on the show? 0:08:20.040 --> 0:08:20.440 You have me? 0:08:20.520 --> 0:08:22.640 Drawn, you have me? Then you got your Yeah, yeah 0:08:22.640 --> 0:08:23.680 I've done it. Yeah, I've done it. 0:08:24.200 --> 0:08:25.560 I'm going to get my people to speak to your 0:08:25.560 --> 0:08:26.280 pier it. 0:08:26.280 --> 0:08:27.680 Well, you fell here for the LOGI, so you fly 0:08:27.760 --> 0:08:32.440 for Brittany Hockley's events Instagram. He's got on television anyway. 0:08:32.600 --> 0:08:34.960 I'm better exposure that listen. James brand new album, the 0:08:35.000 --> 0:08:36.600 fourth Studio album changes all the time. 0:08:36.640 --> 0:08:37.600 He's out October fourth. 0:08:37.800 --> 0:08:39.600 I mean, Laurie, you'll be there at JB High Fi 0:08:39.679 --> 0:08:41.240 buying the album first day it's out. 0:08:41.240 --> 0:08:43.959 Wa't Sunday is still around because I'll be front and center. 0:08:44.080 --> 0:08:44.960 I'm getting my seating. 0:08:47.400 --> 0:08:50.199 Hey, Mitch and Laurie, you might have seen this chat 0:08:50.320 --> 0:08:55.240 GPT roasting going viral online. So if you haven't seen this, 0:08:55.600 --> 0:08:58.120 people are doing this trend where you know, you can. 0:08:58.040 --> 0:09:00.160 Ask chat GPT literally anything. 0:09:00.760 --> 0:09:01.360 It's AI. 0:09:01.559 --> 0:09:06.040 It knows everything people are sending in their own Instagram 0:09:06.120 --> 0:09:10.360 or social media profiles and getting them to tell them 0:09:10.400 --> 0:09:12.319 what they think of It just based off the pictures, 0:09:12.320 --> 0:09:14.839 so it's not based off like your bio or your 0:09:14.920 --> 0:09:17.400 name or anything. You just have a look at whatever 0:09:17.440 --> 0:09:18.360 pictures are on the. 0:09:18.320 --> 0:09:20.480 Screen and then they just roasted. 0:09:20.679 --> 0:09:23.400 How have we gotten to the place in society where 0:09:23.640 --> 0:09:24.920 we need to be paid. 0:09:24.640 --> 0:09:26.160 Out by artificial intelligence? 0:09:26.200 --> 0:09:26.280 Like? 0:09:26.280 --> 0:09:27.400 How we gotten there? 0:09:27.559 --> 0:09:27.760 I know? 0:09:27.880 --> 0:09:29.800 But isn't it sad that we don't ask our friends 0:09:29.800 --> 0:09:32.040 for advice. We go, hey, computer, tell me what you 0:09:32.080 --> 0:09:34.280 think about me, Mitch, tell me what you actually think 0:09:34.320 --> 0:09:35.840 about me. I'm not going to ask you. I'm going 0:09:35.880 --> 0:09:36.800 to go and ask this robot. 0:09:36.880 --> 0:09:38.400 Guys, I don't think I think you're missing the point. 0:09:38.440 --> 0:09:41.320 No one's doing it because they actually want the computer's advice. 0:09:41.320 --> 0:09:43.160 They're not going to go and change their profile based 0:09:43.200 --> 0:09:45.240 on it. But it's just a bit of amusement. People 0:09:45.280 --> 0:09:48.240 just want to see what they say. So I organized 0:09:48.320 --> 0:09:52.600 for chat GPT to roast all of us basically, so 0:09:52.760 --> 0:09:55.120 I don't know what. I didn't want to know the answer. 0:09:55.200 --> 0:09:57.120 I got to producer Grace to do it, so she 0:09:57.320 --> 0:10:00.080 sent them in. All I know is that one one 0:10:00.120 --> 0:10:02.160 of us is far worse off than the other. 0:10:02.320 --> 0:10:03.559 That's what she sped back to me. 0:10:03.600 --> 0:10:06.520 Who do you think is the easiest the easiest offended, like, 0:10:06.679 --> 0:10:06.960 out of. 0:10:06.960 --> 0:10:08.360 The three of us, Well, you've got kids, so I 0:10:08.400 --> 0:10:10.480 doubt chat GTP is going to be like two grommets 0:10:10.520 --> 0:10:11.760 around that woman's. 0:10:13.240 --> 0:10:15.640 There's a lot of photos of me with plants and animals, though, 0:10:15.640 --> 0:10:16.880 so that might think I live on a farm. 0:10:17.040 --> 0:10:19.400 Yeah, crazy cat lady you've got your dog brit but 0:10:19.400 --> 0:10:21.400 then you've got a beautiful boyfriend Ben mine. 0:10:21.440 --> 0:10:23.079 Then you have lots of hot summer photos. 0:10:23.080 --> 0:10:24.720 So like, I don't know what might will. 0:10:24.600 --> 0:10:27.920 Be because I've got dog stuff, I've got very unfiltered, 0:10:28.000 --> 0:10:31.480 hectic like podcast stuff like sexy chat, and then I've 0:10:31.480 --> 0:10:32.760 got some fashion stuff. 0:10:32.760 --> 0:10:34.720 We just had the logis, so I don't know what 0:10:34.880 --> 0:10:35.240 was going to be. 0:10:35.280 --> 0:10:37.560 It's chat GTP comes to my age gap boyfriend, I'm 0:10:37.600 --> 0:10:38.160 gonna lose it. 0:10:38.360 --> 0:10:40.080 Let's have a look what they say, producer Grace. 0:10:40.760 --> 0:10:42.480 What do they call that in a gay relationship when 0:10:42.480 --> 0:10:43.240 there's like a gap? 0:10:43.600 --> 0:10:47.800 But that was brilliant and that was a dumb question. 0:10:49.880 --> 0:10:52.679 Let's see what chat GPT has to say. We are 0:10:52.679 --> 0:10:55.439 going to start Laura play. 0:10:56.320 --> 0:10:59.880 This Instagram profile looks like the chaotic love child of 0:11:00.000 --> 0:11:03.520 a family scrapbook and a pr campaign. Instead of the 0:11:03.559 --> 0:11:06.720 shiny red carpet shots mixed in with the obligatory look 0:11:06.720 --> 0:11:09.520 at my cute kids and pets come as if the 0:11:09.600 --> 0:11:13.120 algorithm's going to implode without both. It's like they can't 0:11:13.120 --> 0:11:15.320 decide if they want to be a household name or 0:11:15.440 --> 0:11:19.080 just a regular person trying to get by. Newsflash you 0:11:19.120 --> 0:11:22.360 can't have it both ways, That's right. 0:11:23.280 --> 0:11:26.920 It's like a PR campaign slash what I'm sorry, I 0:11:27.679 --> 0:11:29.480 I think I need to go to therapy with chat 0:11:29.559 --> 0:11:30.959 JPT like they need to be. 0:11:31.000 --> 0:11:33.960 My my personal I'm okay with this. 0:11:34.200 --> 0:11:38.199 It's so brutal PR with family that is hilarious. 0:11:38.800 --> 0:11:42.760 Okay, I guess I will volunteer's true ephin Brits. 0:11:43.320 --> 0:11:46.839 This Instagram profile looks like it's trying way too hard 0:11:46.880 --> 0:11:50.560 to convince everyone that juggling, podcasting, red carpet events and 0:11:50.600 --> 0:11:54.400 sipping green juice is the pinnacle of human achievements. It's 0:11:54.440 --> 0:11:57.040 like a bizarre mix of look how glamorous my life 0:11:57.120 --> 0:11:59.720 is and I'm just a down to earth girl with 0:11:59.800 --> 0:12:03.800 a dog and a smoothie. It's basically the influencer starter 0:12:03.920 --> 0:12:07.479 pack and the sprinkle of trying to stay relevant desperation. 0:12:08.600 --> 0:12:12.480 I love desperation. Literally a picture on there that I 0:12:12.480 --> 0:12:13.440 have a dog in a smoothie. 0:12:13.440 --> 0:12:15.720 He's literally, He's like, it's like she has a dog 0:12:15.760 --> 0:12:16.479 in a smoothie. 0:12:16.520 --> 0:12:18.199 I do have a dog in a smoothie. 0:12:18.320 --> 0:12:22.559 I am a chaotic mess and you are in influencer desperation. 0:12:22.840 --> 0:12:25.080 I look like I'm trying too hard. To balance work 0:12:25.120 --> 0:12:26.120 with being humbled. 0:12:26.160 --> 0:12:28.280 I don't understand how it can be so brutal. Isn't 0:12:28.320 --> 0:12:30.000 AI meant to be non biased? No? 0:12:30.120 --> 0:12:31.760 I think that this is like, you know, how people 0:12:31.800 --> 0:12:34.200 do the roast like that, like the TV show. 0:12:34.200 --> 0:12:36.240 It's it's proper roast, and I think it's gonna have 0:12:36.320 --> 0:12:37.920 some really interesting things to say about. 0:12:37.679 --> 0:12:38.040 You, Mitch. 0:12:38.160 --> 0:12:40.360 I have a sneaky suspicion this is gonna be worse. 0:12:40.360 --> 0:12:42.920 All right, it's my Instagram feed roasted by chat GPT. 0:12:43.720 --> 0:12:46.520 Looks like someone is having a mid career crisis, trying 0:12:46.520 --> 0:12:49.160 to decide between being the next big radio star or 0:12:49.240 --> 0:12:51.920 a full time meme. Lord from Red Carpet poses that 0:12:52.000 --> 0:12:55.760 scream look at me, I dressed myself to the obligatory 0:12:55.960 --> 0:12:59.800 hot girl walk flex. It's a buffet of try hard content. 0:13:00.400 --> 0:13:03.120 Half the posts are just recycled radio bits, and the 0:13:03.160 --> 0:13:07.120 other half are shameless plugs disguised as attempts to stay relevant. 0:13:07.520 --> 0:13:09.920 Bravo for the effort, though, oh well done. 0:13:10.400 --> 0:13:11.800 She got a compliment to finish it. 0:13:13.000 --> 0:13:16.720 Mitch, recycled radio in a midlife crisis. 0:13:16.880 --> 0:13:19.560 I'm twenty eight. That's not midlife. 0:13:19.720 --> 0:13:23.120 At least you didn't attack your age gape. Oh my god, guys, 0:13:23.120 --> 0:13:25.120 this is brutal. We're all gonna go and have therapy 0:13:25.160 --> 0:13:25.480 after this. 0:13:25.559 --> 0:13:27.800 Now I'm gonna go post to smoothie in my dog. 0:13:30.920 --> 0:13:31.160 Look. 0:13:31.200 --> 0:13:34.760 Parents across the country at the moment midway, we are 0:13:35.280 --> 0:13:37.640 well and truly into what is book week. And some 0:13:37.720 --> 0:13:40.360 parents love book week and some parents absolutely hate book 0:13:40.360 --> 0:13:41.480 Week and forget. 0:13:41.160 --> 0:13:45.400 It, like you, Laura Ben. Yeah, well tell me exceptional parents. 0:13:45.400 --> 0:13:47.679 But speaking of book Week, it is a very big 0:13:47.720 --> 0:13:49.240 thing in our household, even though we do seem to 0:13:49.240 --> 0:13:51.400 forget it every year. And the reason for that is 0:13:51.440 --> 0:13:55.120 because we now have a published author in our house. 0:13:55.360 --> 0:13:56.200 You already had one. 0:13:56.240 --> 0:14:00.160 You're a published author, that's true, a kid's book, published. 0:13:59.679 --> 0:14:01.199 Author authors in one house. 0:14:01.400 --> 0:14:04.360 My husband, Matty Jay, somebody might know him by He 0:14:04.480 --> 0:14:06.800 wrote a book with his podcast partner Ash Wicks, and 0:14:06.840 --> 0:14:09.400 it is called Two Doting Dads, A Quest for Free 0:14:09.400 --> 0:14:11.000 Time coming into Father's Day. 0:14:11.000 --> 0:14:13.840 It's quite the exceptional book. Matthew Johnson, Welcome. 0:14:16.280 --> 0:14:19.000 It's weird to be here in person. Normally I'm dialing in, 0:14:19.840 --> 0:14:21.680 you know, defending myself. 0:14:21.800 --> 0:14:22.000 Yeah. 0:14:22.080 --> 0:14:24.240 Usually it's to try and talk about something that you've 0:14:24.240 --> 0:14:26.320 done at home. That's you know, I've gotten upset about 0:14:26.520 --> 0:14:28.080 but you have written a book. 0:14:27.880 --> 0:14:28.640 And got it here. 0:14:28.680 --> 0:14:30.360 I've got the I've got the hard copy of Two 0:14:30.400 --> 0:14:33.720 Doting Dads. Matt, what is the book like? Give it 0:14:33.720 --> 0:14:35.760 a hard seal for those who who read books for 0:14:35.840 --> 0:14:36.600 children listening? 0:14:36.640 --> 0:14:37.880 Now, what's the book? 0:14:38.280 --> 0:14:41.160 Well, it took a long time to come to terms 0:14:41.200 --> 0:14:43.760 with this idea, but it's stemmed from the fact that 0:14:43.800 --> 0:14:47.040 when we read stories to Marley and Lola, Marley would 0:14:47.080 --> 0:14:48.760 often say she would get fed up with the books 0:14:48.800 --> 0:14:50.400 that we have at home that will be on rotation, 0:14:50.480 --> 0:14:53.440 and she said, Dad, can you can you make a fluffy. 0:14:54.040 --> 0:14:56.000 And if she didn't want him to fart into the door, 0:14:56.560 --> 0:14:58.800 And I do that anyway. 0:14:59.000 --> 0:15:01.080 But I would make up these stories and she would 0:15:01.120 --> 0:15:03.360 be into them, and the ones that were real life 0:15:03.440 --> 0:15:04.960 were the ones that she liked the most. And so 0:15:05.000 --> 0:15:07.040 then I thought, well, when it came time to writing 0:15:07.080 --> 0:15:09.720 a book, I didn't really have to make one up. 0:15:09.880 --> 0:15:12.720 It was just retelling what was happening in real life, 0:15:12.760 --> 0:15:16.440 which is Ash and myself. We sounds very self indulgent, 0:15:16.480 --> 0:15:19.000 but we've got ourselves as the main characters of this 0:15:19.080 --> 0:15:22.280 kid's book, and it's all about Ash and I trying 0:15:22.320 --> 0:15:24.440 to escape our kids and have some free time. But 0:15:24.480 --> 0:15:26.800 every time we try and get out the house, the 0:15:26.920 --> 0:15:28.960 kids are a nightmare and stop us. 0:15:29.120 --> 0:15:30.560 But it does have a very happy ending. 0:15:31.080 --> 0:15:33.280 Well, I don't want to give it away. I die 0:15:33.360 --> 0:15:33.800 in the book. 0:15:34.840 --> 0:15:38.600 So I heard a little rumor that some people depicted 0:15:38.640 --> 0:15:40.960 in the book weren't happy with said depiction. 0:15:41.560 --> 0:15:41.880