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Speaker 1: Jonesy and Amanda in the morning Sam well.

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Speaker 2: As we know, Victoria tough lockdown in Melbourne. Police have

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Speaker 2: issued a number of fines for Victorians were breaching these

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Speaker 2: lockdown rules in the last twenty four hours. One man

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Speaker 2: said he was visiting a friend to practice his DJ

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Speaker 2: skills because I do have a curfew. They're supposed to

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Speaker 2: be home after eight o'clock at night.

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Speaker 3: What about this though?

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Speaker 2: They say they found a man sitting in his car

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Speaker 2: in a car park more than five kilometers from his

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Speaker 2: home and they said, what's going on here? He's not

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Speaker 2: allowed to travel more than five kilometers unless you're going

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Speaker 2: to work or whatever. When asked for the reason to

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Speaker 2: be there, he said that his housemate's intimate partner was

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Speaker 2: over and the couple were being quote too loud in

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Speaker 2: the bedroom, so he left the house to get some

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Speaker 2: peace and quiet.

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Speaker 1: He had to go further than five k's how loud

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Speaker 1: were that.

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Speaker 3: He had to be fined because of it.

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Speaker 1: That's quite a circle. It's quite a bit of noise.

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Speaker 3: I had a friend who lived above.

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Speaker 2: He lived below a couple and she seemed to have

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Speaker 2: very noisy cong every night, and he'd just hear it

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Speaker 2: he'd block his ears. It'd go on for a period

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Speaker 2: of time, then the toilet would flush.

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Speaker 3: And he'd know it was over.

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Speaker 2: And then one night it was very quick congress toilet flushed,

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Speaker 2: and then she was quiet for ages. He said, Yep,

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Speaker 2: they've broken up. You could tell because the congress had

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Speaker 2: been yet whatever, flush a.

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Speaker 1: Toilet over, that was it.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, there was no there's no loud noise. All the

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Speaker 3: joy had gone. And he was relieved.

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Speaker 2: Because it's as attractive as you think it is when

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Speaker 2: you see it in movies and whatever. You never want

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Speaker 2: to hear anybody else.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, I don't want hear it.

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Speaker 3: I don't want to he himself.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, you don't want to hear that.

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Speaker 3: No.

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Speaker 1: I remember when I was working in the resort of

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Speaker 1: the Snow.

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Speaker 4: I had a single room and a lot of the

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Speaker 4: other chaps had to bunk in with each other, so

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Speaker 4: they had a series of bunk beds in their room.

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Speaker 4: And one night there was a guy, Pommy Paul, who

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Speaker 4: was quite adept with the ladies. He came up to

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Speaker 4: me and said, hey, geezai, I've I've got a sure

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Speaker 4: thing here. Can I borrow your room?

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Speaker 1: Borrow your room? Yeah?

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Speaker 4: The ignomy of this was the girl he was talking

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Speaker 4: to was a girl that I'd been doing spade work

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Speaker 4: on earlier in the night to no avail, and it

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Speaker 4: was Las Vegas night, so she was dressed as a

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Speaker 4: show girl, so she.

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Speaker 1: Was pretty there.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, so she had the feathers on and was ready

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Speaker 2: to go.

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Speaker 1: So I was kind of like, yeah, sure, mate, whatever not.

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Speaker 2: So anyway, so he's taken the girl who you thought

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Speaker 2: you might get into your room, and you're booted out.

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Speaker 1: I'm booted out.

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Speaker 4: So I'm just sitting in the common room and I

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Speaker 4: noticed a bunch of people just heading towards the staff corridor,

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Speaker 4: going down.

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Speaker 1: Towards my room. What's going on here? So anyway, there's like.

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Speaker 4: A bunch of people out front of my room and

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Speaker 4: they were going nudging each other.

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Speaker 1: Listen, he's doing all right in there, and you could

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Speaker 1: hear that, you know, the Congress. And then one of

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Speaker 1: the guys there looks around and goes, what are you

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Speaker 1: doing out here? You're supposed to be in there. It's

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Speaker 1: not me. And then they instantly went, yeah, we thought

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Speaker 1: it wouldn't be here. So this is even worse. And

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Speaker 1: I was in my prime. This is when I was

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Speaker 1: like nineteen.

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Speaker 2: Oh the ignity Brenda na me.

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Speaker 1: I was outraged.

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Speaker 2: But no one wants to hear anybody else. No, no,

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Speaker 2: So the tribal drum is beating for us.

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Speaker 3: Let's call it this.

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Speaker 1: Hey, you get a candy coat this way.

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Speaker 3: I wish I was deaf. The Congress edition.

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Speaker 1: Jelly shut up.

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Speaker 3: Maybe you've heard your parents when you didn't want to.

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Speaker 2: Maybe you brought someone into your life and they're as

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Speaker 2: noisy as hell. You go, Oh, what's here, Let's see

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Speaker 2: what we've got. Karla Ali has joined us. Gooday, Carlette, how.

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Speaker 5: Are you not too bad?

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Speaker 6: Amanda?

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Speaker 3: How are you very well? Thank you?

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Speaker 2: Okay, let's all hold hands, let's all do this nicely.

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Speaker 3: What did you hear? What happened?

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Speaker 6: Yeah? Look about ten years ago, my daughter with six

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Speaker 6: and we were on holidays at a resort and we

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Speaker 6: were just coming out of the pool walking back to

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Speaker 6: our room, and all we could hear was the inevitable

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Speaker 6: sounds that you make when these things are happening. And

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Speaker 6: my daughter looked at me and she said, is that lady? Okay?

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Speaker 6: And I kind of looked at her and I had

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Speaker 6: to think for a second, and how I'm going to

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Speaker 6: answer this, And I said, look, she was probably having

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Speaker 6: a really strenuous exercise session and that's all I could

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Speaker 6: tell her. We kept on walking and that was it.

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Speaker 1: Yeah.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, And when I got six years old, what do

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Speaker 6: you tell them?

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Speaker 3: Her fit bit to be working over time? But why

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Speaker 3: do people have to be noisy? Do it?

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Speaker 2: But don't be too loud, and said, people walking past

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Speaker 2: your room can hear.

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Speaker 1: Without going too far into details.

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Speaker 3: What are you I'm normally snoring?

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Speaker 2: No, that's not fair, but you know to hear it

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Speaker 2: when you're just walking past your hotel room near a pool.

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Speaker 3: How loud is it?

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Speaker 1: Steven's with us?

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Speaker 3: Hillo Stephen?

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Speaker 5: Yeah, Hi, guys. When I used to live in Elizabeth

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Speaker 5: Bay where it was for a very long time, I

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Speaker 5: had some neighbors. They're only there for six months. I

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Speaker 5: think they're Eastern European backpackers or something like that. And

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Speaker 5: it was quite. It was all quite during the week

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Speaker 5: and they say, but on Sunday it was pull on

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Speaker 5: And basically he was a grunter and she was a squealer.

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Speaker 5: That's probably the best way I can describe. But the

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Speaker 5: thing was on the Sunday. They made up for it

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Speaker 5: during the week I don't know where they work, but

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Speaker 5: on a Sunday as regular as clockwork was ten am,

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Speaker 5: two pm and ten pm every Sunday, three times. And

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Speaker 5: you could hear it through the walls, of course, because

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Speaker 5: they were both pretty vocal. But to say it was strange.

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Speaker 5: You could set your clock by it. I didn't have

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Speaker 5: to look at the clock to know what time it was.

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Speaker 5: They were my clock on a Sunday because they did

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Speaker 5: it exactly at those times. It wasn't they did it

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Speaker 5: like three times at various times. It was three times

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Speaker 5: exactly at those times. I don't matter why.

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Speaker 3: So they must have been setting a clock.

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Speaker 1: It sounds like seeing the water ski show at Seawell, you.

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Speaker 3: Know, fascinating.

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Speaker 1: Stephen, thank you, you get a good seat.

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Speaker 3: You line up early just in case, don't get dows.

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Speaker 3: Get your snacks. We've got Jeff. Hi, Jeff, how are you?

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Speaker 7: Good morning?

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Speaker 3: So what happened? I wish I was dead? What did

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Speaker 3: you hear?

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Speaker 6: Well?

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Speaker 7: My boss sent us away to a country town for work,

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Speaker 7: and we all stayed at the backpacker joint. We walked

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Speaker 7: into the rooms, about half a dozen of us, and

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Speaker 7: the wall beside us in the room next door, we

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Speaker 7: could hear them going away at it, and one of

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Speaker 7: my workmates went and banged on the door and the

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Speaker 7: wall and goes, hey, you get off my daughter, you Martha,

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Speaker 7: and they stopped midstroking.

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Speaker 5: We never heard a noise at.

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Speaker 8: That's true, once you interrupted, but also with a phrase

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Speaker 8: like that, we'll give me worth because again my wife,

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Speaker 8: oh thank you, Jeff.

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Speaker 3: Well, that one's exhausted me. I have to say

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Speaker 5: Jonesy and Amanda in the morning, tell you