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Speaker 1: AIRFM to where fever you're listening today This is Crazy

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Speaker 1: and Leasa's.

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Speaker 2: Podcast coming up.

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Speaker 3: On the podcast, we asked you when you still ate it?

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Speaker 3: After I found a moth in my mate salad.

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Speaker 4: Roll Duhl, the politically correct pen people are after his.

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Speaker 3: Works, and we spoke to the lovely, the ever wonderful

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Speaker 3: voice of Formula one, David Croft, at least last week.

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Speaker 2: I called it with an old radio mate, you know,

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Speaker 2: Cookie Cookie. He's a good bloke. Cookie.

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Speaker 3: We thought we'd catch up lunch. We can't ch up

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Speaker 3: for lunch once or twice a year. So we ended

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Speaker 3: up at a franchise cafe in one of the shopping centers,

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Speaker 3: his local shops there in the northern suburbs. Yes, and

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Speaker 3: we started talking and then we got distracted them we're

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Speaker 3: better ordered, So we ordered a couple of toasted things

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Speaker 3: and some coffees. Toasted things came out on a plate

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Speaker 3: with a big pile of.

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Speaker 5: Salad, as they always do.

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Speaker 3: As we were reminiscing, I just noticed a bit of movement.

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Speaker 3: The bit of movement was in cookie salad. I looked

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Speaker 3: at this pile of salad. Ye know how they do

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Speaker 3: the modern day greens.

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Speaker 2: The bag of leaves.

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Speaker 5: This salad was moving.

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Speaker 3: This salad was moving. But I'm not just talking about

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Speaker 3: a little movement. This was movement, big time.

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Speaker 2: Pretty much. The plate, the whole pile's gone up and down.

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Speaker 2: I'm going, Please, don't be a cockroach. Please don't be

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Speaker 2: a cockroach. Don't be a cockroach.

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Speaker 3: It wasn't a cockroach, but a giant moth reared its

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Speaker 3: head out of the salad, blinded by salad dressing as

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Speaker 3: it came out, And I thought, and because I lived

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Speaker 3: when my wife is, she's freaked out by bugs, my

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Speaker 3: instinct just grabbed the moth, a giant moth, and threw

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Speaker 3: it on the ground. And Cookie went, What was that?

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Speaker 3: I went, I think a moth just got a new salad.

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Speaker 3: And he went, and he looked at me and went

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Speaker 3: and continue to eat his tasted things. No, I was

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Speaker 3: checking my salad like I was looking for a needle

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Speaker 3: and artistack.

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Speaker 2: So you're still he hate his.

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Speaker 3: I checked mine and then I ate mine. We ate

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Speaker 3: our toasted things and our salad and did not miss it.

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Speaker 5: Sorry, I'm sorry.

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Speaker 4: All it would take would be seeing that and I'm

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Speaker 4: out of I couldn't eat it. No, I could not.

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Speaker 4: It would make me feel so sick. We in no

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Speaker 4: way I would be putting anything from that place in

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Speaker 4: my mouth.

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Speaker 2: We ate the like.

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Speaker 3: The conversation continued as though nothing had happened, and then

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Speaker 3: I was driving home. I went, should maybe have reported

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Speaker 3: that to.

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Speaker 4: The things risen like the phoenix huge out of his salad.

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Speaker 5: It was a huge moth and you just the ground carry.

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Speaker 3: And we kept talking and maybe I should have No,

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Speaker 3: maybe I should have told the manager, too bad, Never mind,

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Speaker 3: so sometimes you just eat it anyway.

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Speaker 4: No, not if I've seen it, no doubt, we've all

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Speaker 4: ean some things that it's just as well.

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Speaker 5: We don't know what was going on.

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Speaker 2: Could have been half a month, but you know, and.

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Speaker 5: It could have been half a month.

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Speaker 4: But if I've seen it, I'm out sorry, and there's

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Speaker 4: no way I would be able to eat mine or

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Speaker 4: anything if I'd seen a moth walk out of his salad.

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Speaker 3: Literally stag it out. Actually yeah, it was pretty grass.

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Speaker 3: But we moved on and we continued our chat. Now

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Speaker 3: we want to know where you still ate it? What

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Speaker 3: was it? Where was where?

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Speaker 2: You have to tell the company name, but where was it?

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Speaker 5: Peter and ykk when did you still eat it?

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Speaker 6: Good morning. I used to be a sharer, but prior

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Speaker 6: to that, I was a wool presser. We used to

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Speaker 6: because I was wool presser, like get the kappas ready

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Speaker 6: and and get all the lunch out. So there was

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Speaker 6: myself and about two or three other shearers. We had

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Speaker 6: already ate the mate, and then one of the blokes

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Speaker 6: come up and said, this is fly blown. You had

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Speaker 6: maggots in the mate. We'd already ate in it. We

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Speaker 6: didn't need anything else. Agaeah got the sack. Yea, but

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Speaker 6: yeah one of one of the blokes jewels, yeah Q bloke,

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Speaker 6: Yeah he still. I said it was all right.

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Speaker 7: He didn't have any in his.

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Speaker 4: I just stayed around it.

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Speaker 2: That's great.

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Speaker 6: We touched would we didn't have me nail. But it's

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Speaker 6: not a nice no.

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Speaker 5: That's not a nice thought at all.

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Speaker 2: Peter, anyone get anyone get crooked. You get.

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Speaker 6: A bit crooked thinking about it.

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Speaker 5: Thank you.

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Speaker 3: Good story. That's a good story. Not necessarily if you're

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Speaker 5: Michelle and the vines, what's your story?

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Speaker 8: Yeah? Hi, my story goes back a little while. I

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Speaker 8: used to be a barmaid in a tavern and when

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Speaker 8: it came to lunchtime, you're allowed to go down into

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Speaker 8: big bistro and help yourself to a beautiful, big place salad.

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Speaker 2: Of course, you.

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Speaker 8: Would go down. And we had a lovely tie lady

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Speaker 8: this really extensively long hair which she's always wear up

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Speaker 8: and have her hat on it. And this particular day,

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Speaker 8: I went down and dished up my lunch and I

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Speaker 8: took some of the the Thai noodle salad that she

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Speaker 8: prepared earlier in the kitchen and went on to consume

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Speaker 8: my salad to find that I could feel there was

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Speaker 8: a hair in my mouth. So so I'm standing there

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Speaker 8: and I'm thinking, okay, let's get the hair out of

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Speaker 8: hair was like an extension fishing line. It just went

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Speaker 8: on and I could feel it coming up through my throat,

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Speaker 8: you know, like noodles, and oh, it was absolutely disgusting.

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Speaker 8: It just went on and on. So but I did

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Speaker 8: get the hair out and throw that to the side lunch.

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Speaker 3: It's the salad hair noodle salad.

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Speaker 8: Were together loose chen, but actually felt like it was

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Speaker 8: coming up to the piteous.

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Speaker 5: Shall we get it from her? That's that's awful.

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Speaker 4: But thank you, thanks Michelle, we think thank you.

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Speaker 2: I guess I asked for it. Sorry, sorry soon in

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Speaker 2: shol water.

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Speaker 5: Where did you still eat it?

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Speaker 9: Actually it wasn't me that stillated. My husband was on

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Speaker 9: a health kick, so I decided to make him salads

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Speaker 9: for lunch. And part of that was I bought a

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Speaker 9: packet of the alfalfa sprout and when I was putting

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Speaker 9: I know that'll be okay. So I sort of less

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Speaker 9: a part of the cob web aside, but put some

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Speaker 9: his lunch and sent him away to work. And he

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Speaker 9: rang me later in the day to say that when

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Speaker 9: he went to eat it, a red back spider had

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Speaker 5: A red spider.

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Speaker 9: A red back spider.

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Speaker 5: Well that's all you need to put you off salad

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Speaker 5: for life.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, well I haven't.

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Speaker 9: I haven't been able to eat ourself a sprout.

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Speaker 5: Wow, you were trying to kill him?

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Speaker 3: Given long enough to happen just been one of those

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Speaker 3: those full on webs.

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Speaker 5: Oh my god, you would have had to make him

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Speaker 5: a good dinner that laser.

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Speaker 4: Wouldn't you to make.

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Speaker 5: Up for it?

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Speaker 9: Oh?

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Speaker 2: Oh no, exactly, It's good that he said.

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Speaker 4: I guess it is brought to you by Red Back Spider.

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Speaker 9: Know how horrible horrible?

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Speaker 5: Indeed you could have been a Black Widows.

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Speaker 9: But we're not together anymore.

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Speaker 4: I'll try to try again, Okay, Lisa, say no more

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Speaker 4: very much.

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Speaker 3: Oh dear, I hope she made the Red Back Spider

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Speaker 3: into the you know, the perspects thing on the on

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Speaker 3: the handle of.

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Speaker 5: The spider in the LFL Fights Classic. Would you have eaten?

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Speaker 1: That?

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Speaker 2: Probably would have run not good with spiders?

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Speaker 5: Fretting Port Kennedy, when did you still eat it?

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Speaker 7: Good morning? Because he climb of years ago and had

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Speaker 7: one of those old brick style barbige is there and

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Speaker 7: we're done with a camp oven in it, and had

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Speaker 7: had all cooked up, and I was just about ready

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Speaker 7: to serve it up, and I've picked up a spoon

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Speaker 7: off the bricks, and so he's crawling all over my arms.

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Speaker 7: I'm thinking, what the hell is that? So I manage

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Speaker 7: you can find a bit of light and realized his

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Speaker 7: ants all over the spoon. I had a look in

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Speaker 7: the camp oven, and his ants all the way through

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Speaker 7: the stew looked at me, mate, and we've shrugged their shoulders,

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Speaker 7: gave it the one last serve it.

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Speaker 2: Up extra protein.

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Speaker 7: Oh that's right.

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Speaker 5: See that's probably one of those things where it would

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Speaker 5: have been right if you hadn't know.

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Speaker 2: Yes, well.

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Speaker 5: Afterwards that is an evil laugh.

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Speaker 7: Yeah, it's just a good.

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Speaker 2: Right, yeah, answer the dead.

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Speaker 4: I guess so thank you, I didn't.

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Speaker 5: Thank you all well, are you good?

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Speaker 2: Good?

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Speaker 10: I'm originally from South Africa. This was like nearly thirty

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Speaker 10: years ago. So lady officer of the neighbor used to

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Speaker 10: make me call it the Afrikaans word. It's cook sisters.

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Speaker 10: You know, it's old that they pulled up in a flat,

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Speaker 10: you know, like a plant type of form, and they

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Speaker 10: cook it in syrup, golden syrup right right, and thro

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Speaker 10: those coconut flakes on it, and it is delicious. And anyway,

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Speaker 10: she's we buy it every Sunday morning before for breakfast before.

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Speaker 8: We go to church.

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Speaker 10: And yeah, she gave us some night but the half

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Speaker 10: of it to it swallowed it and as I brought

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Speaker 10: the second half to my mouth, and I looked at it.

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Speaker 10: I saw ship there's a cockroach sitting there. You know

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Speaker 10: that I've already better.

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Speaker 2: Than half of half a cock.

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Speaker 10: Half of the cockroach, already better than swallowed. So I

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Speaker 10: thought it was one of those small ones, you know, yes,

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Speaker 10: But anyway, I thought, come on, this is delicacy in

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Speaker 10: some countries.

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Speaker 8: You know.

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Speaker 10: It's not like anyone was saying it's protein, you know, yeah,

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Speaker 10: over the rest of it. But yeah, after that, I

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Speaker 10: had a few sleepless nights thinking about it.

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Speaker 2: You want to get a bit sick.

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Speaker 8: Oh, it was.

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Speaker 11: It was terrible.

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Speaker 10: But anyway, it is so delicious that you can't help.

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Speaker 5: Thank you for all your calls. So wonderful.

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Speaker 4: More Lisa, More podcasts soon.

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Speaker 5: So it continues.

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Speaker 4: Now it's Roll Duhl being pillaged by political correctness. Roll

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Speaker 4: Dahl's children's books have been partially rewritten to emit so

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Speaker 4: called offensive references, including to those of quote unquote, fat,

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Speaker 4: had or ugly characters. The publisher of Dahl's Blood Tales

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Speaker 3: don't like you like me. You don't like heights, right.

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Speaker 1: I'm not great on heights, I must admit. I mean,

444
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Speaker 1: I don't mind flying. I like flying, but I'm not

445
00:22:19,960 --> 00:22:24,320
Speaker 1: good with walking on woggley bridges that are high. Yeah, climbing, yeah,

446
00:22:24,560 --> 00:22:27,160
Speaker 1: ladders and all that sort of thing, really really bad.

447
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Speaker 1: I went to New York about twelve months ago. My

448
00:22:30,320 --> 00:22:32,480
Speaker 1: other half, my gorgeous other half, said, I want to

449
00:22:32,520 --> 00:22:35,040
Speaker 1: go on to the edge, one hundred and one floors

450
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Speaker 1: up and it just tapers into a point and you

451
00:22:38,960 --> 00:22:41,159
Speaker 1: stand at the point, you lean on the glass. I

452
00:22:41,240 --> 00:22:44,080
Speaker 1: got about meters from the edge and couldn't go any closer.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm with you.

454
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Speaker 3: At last, laughed at me, because my wife has not

455
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Speaker 3: forgiven me for not going up the Eiffel Tower on

456
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Speaker 3: our honeymoon.

457
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Speaker 2: I'm still paying for that one.

458
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Speaker 1: What So she went up with the Eiffel Tower as

459
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Speaker 1: you stayed at the.

460
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Speaker 3: Refuse to go up with. I just couldn't do it

461
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Speaker 3: that day. You know, you when you have a bad height.

462
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Speaker 3: So we had a big get down the bottom.

463
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Speaker 5: I can go on, but I can't come down.

464
00:23:04,240 --> 00:23:07,960
Speaker 4: I can go up on that, you know when you've

465
00:23:07,960 --> 00:23:10,120
Speaker 4: got to throw the leg over and get back onto

466
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Speaker 4: the ladder to come down from the building.

467
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Speaker 5: I come up. I'm up there forever get me a

468
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Speaker 5: cherry picker.

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Speaker 1: I'm learning so much about you this.

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Speaker 5: Well, let's talk about the show.

471
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Speaker 4: There's only a half of tickets, by the way left

472
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Speaker 4: for the shows in April.

473
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Speaker 5: How does this work? What can we expect?

474
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Speaker 1: I have no idea whatsoever. As you can see, I

475
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Speaker 1: like to surprise people. Basically, the concept behind the show

476
00:23:37,320 --> 00:23:39,919
Speaker 1: is I like talking about Formula one, and I've realized

477
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Speaker 1: there's a lot of people in Perth love talking about

478
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Speaker 1: Formula one as well. I love coming to Perth and

479
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Speaker 1: I love coming to Western Australia and Big Tony and

480
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Speaker 1: I and Carun are going to go down to Margaret

481
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Speaker 1: River and do a bit of wine tasting while we're there.

482
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Speaker 1: Big Tony is a guy that I met in Perth

483
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Speaker 1: last year and we've become firm friends ever since. And

484
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Speaker 1: what we do is we basically come on stage and

485
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Speaker 1: say hi, and then we talk Formula one, but not

486
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Speaker 1: about the stuff we want to talk about. Necessarily, it's

487
00:24:08,000 --> 00:24:11,160
Speaker 1: about the audience want to talk about. We have lots

488
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Speaker 1: of polls and interaction with the fans that are there,

489
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Speaker 1: and the fans get their voice too, and we want

490
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Speaker 1: to hear what the fans have to say, and we

491
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Speaker 1: want to hear their opinion. And yeah, we'll try and

492
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Speaker 1: debunk a few myths. We've talked a lot about Abbi

493
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Speaker 1: Daddy twenty twenty one last year, and I think we'll

494
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Speaker 1: probably still talk about that because people still want to.

495
00:24:30,040 --> 00:24:31,879
Speaker 1: And we'll get some people up the stage to have

496
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Speaker 1: a go at commentary, which is a real laugh because

497
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Speaker 1: for ten seconds they're brilliant and then they run out

498
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Speaker 1: of breath or things to say, or both, and then

499
00:24:40,440 --> 00:24:44,400
Speaker 1: it becomes quite hilarious. We're going to test Karoun's encyclopedic

500
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Speaker 1: knowledge of formula one. We do some giveaways and have

501
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Speaker 1: some fun and enjoy the sport that we all love.

502
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Speaker 1: And it is all about fun. And I'm not sure

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Speaker 1: what else you do in Perth on a Monday and

504
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Speaker 1: Tuesday night. Not a lot idea. Yeah, yeah, I mean

505
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Speaker 1: we might well be talking I'll be on the series

506
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Speaker 1: ten by and we might well be talking about that

507
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Speaker 1: quite a lot. But you know, I stayed. I stayed

508
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Speaker 1: in Fremantle last year and I realized that after nine

509
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Speaker 1: o'clock at night everything is shut in Freemantle. So we

510
00:25:17,280 --> 00:25:19,720
Speaker 1: basically we carry on to about half past ten just

511
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Speaker 1: to keep things open and be the only thing that's

512
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Speaker 1: going in Western Australia at that time.

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Speaker 5: Monday night's for.

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Speaker 2: Giving you the look last yeark's gentlemen, Yes.

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Speaker 1: Old school last year. So I'm in Freemantle. It's Sunday

516
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Speaker 1: night and a West Hammer playing. I think we're playing

517
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Speaker 1: Everton and so I thought, you know what, right, I'm

518
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Speaker 1: going to go and see the match. So I walked

519
00:25:42,640 --> 00:25:45,080
Speaker 1: into this sports bar. I said, you're showing the match

520
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Speaker 1: the English Premier League. You went yet, mate, I went, brilliant,

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Speaker 1: So can I watch it on the big screen? Yep?

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Speaker 1: I mean that's fantastic. Said yeah, but we shut at ten.

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00:25:52,800 --> 00:25:55,880
Speaker 1: The match match doesn't finish until eleven. Yeah, that's right.

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Speaker 1: Can I watch the whole match? He went that, now

525
00:26:00,160 --> 00:26:02,720
Speaker 1: we shut up ten, but if you keep it open,

526
00:26:02,760 --> 00:26:04,720
Speaker 1: I can watch the whole thing. Now we can't do

527
00:26:04,800 --> 00:26:07,239
Speaker 1: that trying to bar up the road. So I went

528
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Speaker 1: to the bar up the road and they had someone

529
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Speaker 1: playing acoustic guitar and I said, you're showing the English

530
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Speaker 1: Premier Yeah, yeah, normally we do, I said, right, I said, yeah,

531
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Speaker 1: but it's the it's the Derby today. I went, yeah,

532
00:26:18,400 --> 00:26:20,600
Speaker 1: the Dockers and the Eagles, the Dockers one. Yeah, but

533
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Speaker 1: we're showing we're showing like the after show. I went

534
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Speaker 1: not as a guy playing acoustic guitar and you've got

535
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Speaker 1: the TV is on mute and I watched the match.

536
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Speaker 1: Now it makes the Derby match. It's not going well

537
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Speaker 1: in the end, and this is the challenge in my life.

538
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Speaker 1: I had to sit in my room, my hotel room, FaceTime,

539
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Speaker 1: my beautiful other half. I would put a step ladder

540
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Speaker 1: in front of the telly with the match on so

541
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Speaker 1: I could watch it the only way I could see it.

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Speaker 3: Right, that's great, Sorry, true love. And you know what

543
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Speaker 3: that's worth an engagement at Christmas?

544
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Speaker 1: I reckon congratulations and she got it.

545
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Speaker 5: Now I have I have a question Danny.

546
00:27:00,800 --> 00:27:05,359
Speaker 1: Riccardo, Daniel Ricardo? Is that a question?

547
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Speaker 5: I know, Daniel Riccardo? Where to now for Daniel?

548
00:27:09,560 --> 00:27:13,320
Speaker 1: Where to now for Daniel? Oh that sounded like an

549
00:27:13,320 --> 00:27:23,600
Speaker 1: episode of Gaviner Stacey. It's very good. I think. I

550
00:27:23,640 --> 00:27:26,280
Speaker 1: think this is one of the most fascinating subplots of

551
00:27:26,359 --> 00:27:30,560
Speaker 1: the twenty twenty three seasons. Yeah, you know, Daniel's gone

552
00:27:30,600 --> 00:27:35,119
Speaker 1: back to Redfull because look, he needed to go somewhere.

553
00:27:35,320 --> 00:27:38,840
Speaker 1: If he wanted to carry on his Formula one career,

554
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Speaker 1: he could have gone to has. I think they were interested,

555
00:27:41,720 --> 00:27:44,720
Speaker 1: but for whatever reason Daniel wasn't. He's accepted the job

556
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Speaker 1: as reserve driver to go back and to be within

557
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Speaker 1: a team that he knows will give him a car

558
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Speaker 1: that can win races if he gets a drive full

559
00:27:54,400 --> 00:27:57,439
Speaker 1: time drive once again with them. But sitting there at

560
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Speaker 1: the moment is Sergio Perez, who may or may not

561
00:28:00,440 --> 00:28:03,160
Speaker 1: have the best relationship with Max withstaff and you've ever

562
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Speaker 1: seen so this is a bit how can I put this?

563
00:28:06,040 --> 00:28:09,000
Speaker 1: It's it's not quite married at first sight Australian material

564
00:28:09,080 --> 00:28:12,440
Speaker 1: where Daniel is sat in the wings waiting to pick

565
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Speaker 1: up the girl who doesn't want to be with deal exactly.

566
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Speaker 1: But Daniel sat in the wings here and he is

567
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Speaker 1: in the right place at the right time. If Red

568
00:28:21,840 --> 00:28:25,040
Speaker 1: Bull wants to make a change for the future, yeah,

569
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Speaker 1: and it's all I think. And it's to what Max wants.

570
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Speaker 1: You know, Max's The team is not built around Max,

571
00:28:30,920 --> 00:28:34,199
Speaker 1: but Max's is their number one, two times champion, is

572
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Speaker 1: the defending champion. If he feels it's better to go

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Speaker 1: forward with Daniel, then I can see it happening. Because

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Speaker 1: if formaler one never ever say never. Once upon a

575
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Speaker 1: time we never thought Daniel Ricardo could go back to

576
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Speaker 1: drive for Redbell again. But time is a great healer

577
00:28:49,240 --> 00:28:51,840
Speaker 1: and things move on a pace. And wouldn't it be

578
00:28:51,880 --> 00:28:54,080
Speaker 1: lovely to see Daniel Ricardo back in the winning machine.

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Speaker 3: Yes, yes, better than just being the brand ambassador, which

580
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Speaker 3: I think he is at the moment the Banana.

581
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Speaker 1: He's a reserve driver, He's a brand ambassador, and that's

582
00:29:03,480 --> 00:29:05,760
Speaker 1: an important job. Red We'll have a lot of partners

583
00:29:06,040 --> 00:29:08,400
Speaker 1: that need servicing in terms of some of the come

584
00:29:08,440 --> 00:29:10,760
Speaker 1: along talk to the guests at the race weekend, spend

585
00:29:10,840 --> 00:29:14,040
Speaker 1: time with him and give an insight into Formula one.

586
00:29:14,040 --> 00:29:16,600
Speaker 1: So he has an important job to play in the sin.

587
00:29:16,760 --> 00:29:18,720
Speaker 1: He has an important job to play to help prepare

588
00:29:18,760 --> 00:29:24,280
Speaker 1: the car. But that relationship Daniel Max Sergio, you know

589
00:29:24,480 --> 00:29:28,440
Speaker 1: three into two, don't go. How's that gonna blossom or not?

590
00:29:28,760 --> 00:29:31,760
Speaker 1: During the course of this season. Carud already thinks Daniel

591
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Speaker 1: Ricardo will be in that seat for next year. We're

592
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Speaker 1: talking about it on Friday when we met. So yeah,

593
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Speaker 1: I'm not sure, but it wouldn't surprise me if it handed.

594
00:29:41,520 --> 00:29:42,920
Speaker 1: That's giving you some food for thought, is it.

595
00:29:43,040 --> 00:29:44,680
Speaker 3: Yeah, Well, we're thinking about a boy from Don Craig.

596
00:29:44,920 --> 00:29:47,280
Speaker 3: He's the Perth boy with there you Go.

597
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Speaker 1: But what I would say is Formula One with a

598
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Speaker 1: Daniel Ricardo in a machine that he gets on, yeah,

599
00:29:52,800 --> 00:29:55,720
Speaker 1: you can drive well in is a much better sport

600
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Speaker 1: than Formula One without Daniel Riccardo. I honestly, he is

601
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Speaker 1: a delight to watch on the track. He's a delight

602
00:30:03,400 --> 00:30:06,120
Speaker 1: to know off the track as well, and he has

603
00:30:06,200 --> 00:30:09,600
Speaker 1: produced some amazing races over the years and has more

604
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Speaker 1: in him to come if he's given the chance.

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Speaker 4: I wanted to ask you about commentary boxes. You've seen

606
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Speaker 4: them all. Who's the best, Who's got the worst?

607
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Speaker 1: Okay, so the worst was the time in Monza when

608
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Speaker 1: we used to be in a porter cabin in the

609
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Speaker 1: stand and had a hole in the corner of the

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Speaker 1: roof and it rained the year Sebastian Federal one in

611
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Speaker 1: two thousand and eight. It rained and it rained and

612
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Speaker 1: it rained, and it was so bad on the Friday

613
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Speaker 1: they canceled the sessions. It was too wet. But the

614
00:30:35,240 --> 00:30:38,040
Speaker 1: rain was cascading through the hole in the roof and

615
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Speaker 1: was forming like about that much of a puddle on

616
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Speaker 1: the floor, which is where all our equipment was placed.

617
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Speaker 1: And we were in danger of going live. Whilst we

618
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Speaker 1: were live. I actually pulled the plug in the end,

619
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Speaker 1: so let's get out of it. This is actually dangerous. Yeah,

620
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Speaker 1: And that was without doubt the worst, although the ones

621
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Speaker 1: in Canada used to be pretty bad. In a condemned

622
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Speaker 1: three story building by the Chicage. Oh man, it was

623
00:31:01,600 --> 00:31:04,400
Speaker 1: a horrible building. It was a great view, but the

624
00:31:04,440 --> 00:31:06,640
Speaker 1: building wasn't good and we used to us to use

625
00:31:06,640 --> 00:31:09,040
Speaker 1: these porterloos that have been there all weekends as well.

626
00:31:09,840 --> 00:31:12,719
Speaker 1: The Canadian sunshine can get quite hot, and you know,

627
00:31:12,760 --> 00:31:15,400
Speaker 1: by the time you get to ten minutes before racetime

628
00:31:15,440 --> 00:31:17,160
Speaker 1: on a Sunday where you go for your final Wii

629
00:31:17,200 --> 00:31:20,000
Speaker 1: before your commentary, you didn't want to be using water lowers.

630
00:31:20,040 --> 00:31:22,160
Speaker 1: It was honestly, it was like dwnload festival and it

631
00:31:22,240 --> 00:31:28,520
Speaker 1: was not particularly pleasant. But the best the best commentary

632
00:31:28,560 --> 00:31:32,680
Speaker 1: boxes barh Rains Good A Daddy's Good China was mega

633
00:31:32,720 --> 00:31:35,920
Speaker 1: because you could see the whole the whole track. I

634
00:31:35,960 --> 00:31:38,040
Speaker 1: have to say I do love the commentary boxes in

635
00:31:38,080 --> 00:31:39,920
Speaker 1: Albert Park because they're a bit of a walk from

636
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Speaker 1: the paddock, so you basically whilst you're walking, you're talking

637
00:31:44,240 --> 00:31:47,200
Speaker 1: to all the Aussie fans and the conversations get more

638
00:31:47,200 --> 00:31:50,200
Speaker 1: and more delightful as the weekend goes on, and more

639
00:31:50,240 --> 00:31:53,800
Speaker 1: tinnies have been consumed, quite frankly and towing over people

640
00:31:54,360 --> 00:31:57,800
Speaker 1: on the way back. It is the best festival of

641
00:31:57,880 --> 00:32:01,240
Speaker 1: motorsport that Australia could ever produce. They grow on pre weekend.

642
00:32:01,280 --> 00:32:03,040
Speaker 1: It's a sellout. I think again it's going to be

643
00:32:03,120 --> 00:32:04,040
Speaker 1: mega and Albert time.

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00:32:04,120 --> 00:32:06,400
Speaker 4: I was actually at that first race at Albert Park

645
00:32:06,720 --> 00:32:10,360
Speaker 4: way back then in the nineties and I have and

646
00:32:10,400 --> 00:32:12,960
Speaker 4: also I live a few suburbs away and I could

647
00:32:13,000 --> 00:32:15,440
Speaker 4: still hear the qualifying races the days before.

648
00:32:16,320 --> 00:32:19,280
Speaker 5: It was so such a vibe, it really was.

649
00:32:21,240 --> 00:32:24,200
Speaker 1: There's two seats Formula one car that goes on the track. Yeah,

650
00:32:24,200 --> 00:32:26,280
Speaker 1: and our hotels right next to the track. It starts

651
00:32:26,320 --> 00:32:32,560
Speaker 1: at half seven in the morning. Please come on gilf hour. Yeah.

652
00:32:32,640 --> 00:32:34,520
Speaker 2: Even the noise can on your headphones don't work.

653
00:32:37,840 --> 00:32:39,080
Speaker 1: Vibrating that's right.

654
00:32:39,160 --> 00:32:40,120
Speaker 2: Yeah, they're the whole room.

655
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Speaker 5: I guess we do have to let you go.

656
00:32:41,840 --> 00:32:44,520
Speaker 4: But these are the kind of stories that you can

657
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Speaker 4: expect to hear in April when you take the stage.

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Speaker 5: We look forward to that, David listen loads of stories.

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Speaker 1: Give you all the gossip from Albert Park as well,

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Speaker 1: and will be three races into Oscar Piastre's Formula one career.

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Speaker 1: Yes that's stage I confidently predict him have scored his

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Speaker 1: first points in Formulae.

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Speaker 5: Such a pleasure.

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Speaker 1: Thanks for having me on.

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Speaker 8: Chat.

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Speaker 4: More, thank you David Crazy and Lisa Sam