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Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show Melbourne's Gold one oh four

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Speaker 1: point three.

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Speaker 2: Every single show, we are blessed with some amazing callers

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Speaker 2: this week, so many outstanding callers, so we decide now

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Speaker 2: to give you a Caller of the Week and the

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Speaker 2: best caller. Tough to pick each week, but best caller

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Speaker 2: gets five hundred dollars and it's all thanks to Springvale

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Speaker 2: Caravans Great deals and service for over thirty six years

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Speaker 2: at Springvale Caravans dot com dot au. Some of the

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Speaker 2: almost made it contenders.

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Speaker 3: To what was banned at your schoolmate.

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Speaker 4: My son's school.

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Speaker 5: They were banned from making are a gami love huts?

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Speaker 3: Are a gamy love huts?

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Speaker 2: Why please don't tell me the worry about paper cuts?

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Speaker 4: Know?

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Speaker 5: Their words were that they were malicious.

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Speaker 3: And threatening spreads. That's the calling. What's the spy story?

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Speaker 6: My grandfather during World War Two was caught having an

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Speaker 6: affair and he talked his way out of it with

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Speaker 6: my grandmother boy saying that she was a spy and

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Speaker 6: he had to interrogate her.

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Speaker 7: Wow which celebrity yelled at you Kirk Douglas for burning

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Speaker 7: his mouth with hot coffee.

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Speaker 5: When he was out here filming the man from Snowy River.

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Speaker 5: I managed an indoor tennis conflict, and he and a

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Speaker 5: friend came and hired the center to play tennis. Afterwards,

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Speaker 5: I served them coffee. He picked up the cup, drank

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Speaker 5: it and yelled, goddamn man, what are you trying to do?

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Speaker 5: Burn my tannel out trailer to drink coffee hot? So

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Speaker 5: I had to make him another one that was drinkable.

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Speaker 2: So tough to but they were all great. We had

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Speaker 2: loads more great calls this week. But when you get

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Speaker 2: a call from someone who is the agent of a merlady,

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Speaker 2: that's cool of the week from two hours ago.

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Speaker 3: You are the agent of a merlady.

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Speaker 4: I certainly am Jack. I heard you have a thing

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Speaker 4: for mermaid. Let me clarify, Actually not only Jack has

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Speaker 4: a thing for mermaid, but Christian does too.

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Speaker 3: Say I would leave my wife from merlady.

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Speaker 4: Oh well, then get your skates on, because I know

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Speaker 4: an absolutely stunning real life mermaid who will just wow

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Speaker 4: your heart. She's an actual professional mermaid. She does kids'

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Speaker 4: birthday parties as well as corporate events. She does beach appearances.

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Speaker 4: She does pool party Otherwise, if a child can't have

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Speaker 4: a pool she'll do online appearances where the mermaid magic

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Speaker 4: has brought her there.

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Speaker 3: How does she do it? Does she get in the shower,

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Speaker 3: kids into the bathroom, don't crowd.

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Speaker 4: I tell you what. The kids absolutely love her, and

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Speaker 4: I'll tell you what else. The parents stand around and listen.

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Speaker 3: Filming it.

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Speaker 2: So Karen the Pimp gets five hundred dollars. Well done,

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Speaker 2: your call of the week thanks to springber Caravans

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Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show, Melbourne's Gold one oh four

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Speaker 1: point three