WEBVTT - FULL: The Meat Feast 0:00:09.685 --> 0:00:12.205 I Heeart podcasts. You can hear more gold one I 0:00:12.285 --> 0:00:15.645 four point three podcasts, playlist and listen live on the 0:00:15.685 --> 0:00:17.005 free iHeart app. 0:00:18.165 --> 0:00:19.084 Got anything good? 0:00:19.725 --> 0:00:23.884 Hey, this is the Christian O'Connell Show podcast. 0:00:27.125 --> 0:00:28.484 Welcome to the weekend Rio. 0:00:28.765 --> 0:00:33.565 Thank you, Patsy, thank you he has made it weird 0:00:33.845 --> 0:00:37.725 that great to be welcome to the weekend. That's I 0:00:37.765 --> 0:00:39.004 think that's an appropriate response. 0:00:39.085 --> 0:00:40.925 Thank you. Yeah, do I throw it back to you. 0:00:41.684 --> 0:00:47.284 Welcome here, Seemple, say Chanks, Alex, Happy Friday. We're going 0:00:47.365 --> 0:00:50.604 to be okay today. The shark is in the water already. 0:00:50.604 --> 0:00:54.405 Can I just say the shark in the water? All right? 0:00:54.685 --> 0:00:57.245 The first half hour it'll be down a Friday. We 0:00:57.325 --> 0:00:59.084 go around the team. We call it double thumbs up 0:00:59.325 --> 0:01:04.365 and the things that we're enjoying this week. Warning, Warning, warning, 0:01:04.685 --> 0:01:07.845 Patsy has brought a physical item, a prop. 0:01:08.045 --> 0:01:10.525 It's always thumb nah, is it? 0:01:10.565 --> 0:01:13.405 I actually think of it the opposite way, all right? 0:01:13.445 --> 0:01:15.645 Two from me. Last week I was talking about Hama 0:01:15.645 --> 0:01:18.565 why wife loves sci Fi, and so we'd start to 0:01:18.565 --> 0:01:20.565 watch Foundation, and I wasn't sure if it was getting 0:01:20.565 --> 0:01:24.165 to get any better. It was gobbledygook about Starlock's Terminus 0:01:24.285 --> 0:01:26.765 and eighty seven other planets and soda symptems. I couldn't 0:01:26.805 --> 0:01:28.445 keep up with it all. A lot of you text 0:01:28.525 --> 0:01:30.685 in saying, stay with it. It's brilliant and we have 0:01:30.765 --> 0:01:32.005 stuck it out. It's awesome. 0:01:32.165 --> 0:01:33.285 Oh and you understand it. 0:01:33.405 --> 0:01:33.685 I do. 0:01:33.845 --> 0:01:36.605 Well. No, neither my wife or I understand it. But 0:01:36.725 --> 0:01:40.525 we're okay now. In ignorance, actually, I think is one 0:01:40.525 --> 0:01:43.485 of the ten steps to enlightenment is actually just admitting 0:01:43.565 --> 0:01:45.805 we know nothing, but being happy in that. But no, 0:01:46.085 --> 0:01:48.205 very very good. And the other thing that is back 0:01:48.285 --> 0:01:53.245 season two of the Terminal lists on Prime. Oh my god. 0:01:53.885 --> 0:01:57.325 Chris Prout, Stearne, Taylor Kitsch starred in the first season, 0:01:57.325 --> 0:02:00.565 which was really really good. Second season is even better. 0:02:00.805 --> 0:02:04.285 There's no Chris Pratt. He's obviously doing Jurassic Park. So 0:02:04.325 --> 0:02:07.165 what they have is he keeps is this on the phone? 0:02:07.765 --> 0:02:07.925 Right? 0:02:07.965 --> 0:02:11.565 It's pretty it is and they might they just play 0:02:11.605 --> 0:02:14.005 his voice. What a great way to get a bit 0:02:14.085 --> 0:02:17.125 of coin, you know, can we try that one? You know, 0:02:17.365 --> 0:02:18.965 Alex is near, but he's on the phone right now. 0:02:20.125 --> 0:02:23.325 That's the sports can see your team. Chris Patt is 0:02:23.325 --> 0:02:24.885 in it, so they can put it on the posters. 0:02:25.325 --> 0:02:28.165 He's not physically you see him, he's left the voice 0:02:28.165 --> 0:02:33.405 smel anyway. It's just it's just he's just texted me. Oh, 0:02:33.405 --> 0:02:35.845 he's on these phone calls. And he's obviously in his 0:02:35.925 --> 0:02:39.325 trader on the set of Jurassic Park in that outfit. However, 0:02:39.805 --> 0:02:42.085 that means more Taylor Kitsch and if you're a fellow 0:02:42.085 --> 0:02:44.885 fan of Friday Night Lights, he's an outstanding ector. Even 0:02:44.885 --> 0:02:47.405 better the second season. Really we like it. I love 0:02:47.445 --> 0:02:49.364 the fact if you caught a show Lone Wolf, I'm 0:02:49.365 --> 0:02:53.525 all over them. Terminalist lone Wolf, turn out A turn 0:02:53.605 --> 0:02:55.285 from me, Patsy, what are you enjoying? 0:02:55.725 --> 0:02:58.645 A good tip from producer Caitlin which we have tried, 0:02:59.085 --> 0:03:01.405 you know how been doing my chili Kong khn. She 0:03:01.605 --> 0:03:04.605 has found a range of mixes that make it easy 0:03:04.685 --> 0:03:08.965 and they're very very healthy, no preservatives, no nut is 0:03:09.005 --> 0:03:12.245 brilliant for people on Keito like the first Lady, your 0:03:12.325 --> 0:03:15.725 wife or if you're gluten free, you know, because it's 0:03:15.805 --> 0:03:17.445 hard to get stuff that you can have. 0:03:17.645 --> 0:03:22.525 It's called mingle these spice mixers. Person, yes, mingle clear. 0:03:23.525 --> 0:03:25.085 And the races today, aren't. 0:03:24.925 --> 0:03:30.165 We We had tacos with him this week, Yes, taco 0:03:30.245 --> 0:03:33.565 Thursday or Tuesday Tuesday. Yes, and I don't know if 0:03:33.605 --> 0:03:36.325 it's just me, but the taco case is getting smaller. 0:03:36.685 --> 0:03:40.285 No, no, no, I'm with Patsy. They are. Yeah, there 0:03:40.445 --> 0:03:42.925 is the making you now upsides to the Jumbo ones. 0:03:43.045 --> 0:03:45.845 Yes, yes, so Jumbo is just a normal size brand. 0:03:47.845 --> 0:03:49.445 Are our hands getting bigger? 0:03:49.765 --> 0:03:52.005 No question? 0:03:52.205 --> 0:03:54.725 You heard it here first. This goes right to the top. 0:03:54.805 --> 0:03:58.125 It's all that four g Now, it's all the nasties 0:03:58.165 --> 0:04:01.645 and the spices. It's making my hands massive. 0:04:01.725 --> 0:04:04.605 Women were making them. It's actually hard to shove the 0:04:04.645 --> 0:04:06.565 filling in between. 0:04:10.125 --> 0:04:10.925 The taco size. 0:04:10.965 --> 0:04:12.285 I say, fairly. 0:04:12.325 --> 0:04:16.325 Get that wine my wine glass doesn't mean it was 0:04:16.365 --> 0:04:20.645 my ex a large wine glass getting smaller. Two of 0:04:20.645 --> 0:04:25.844 those glasses for people glass? What will they shrink next? Honestly. 0:04:26.005 --> 0:04:28.804 The other thing this week is all the cords in 0:04:28.885 --> 0:04:32.924 our teenager's room around her school desk were driving us 0:04:32.924 --> 0:04:34.285 insane and I don't know. 0:04:34.205 --> 0:04:35.844 How yes, terrible. 0:04:35.885 --> 0:04:39.684 I have rescued the rumba from the cords. It's eaten 0:04:39.724 --> 0:04:41.325 about two of her stars to pull. 0:04:41.205 --> 0:04:43.645 The desk over, doesn't it. I've had that's really exist. 0:04:43.844 --> 0:04:45.244 It's going to drag it down the corridor. 0:04:45.284 --> 0:04:45.484 Ward. 0:04:46.005 --> 0:04:48.004 I thought there's got to be a better solution, so 0:04:48.085 --> 0:04:50.564 we tried, you know, the power board. The love God 0:04:50.645 --> 0:04:52.885 tried to sort of mount it on the side of. 0:04:52.844 --> 0:04:56.884 Her to an outhousees it was terrible. Our teenagers should 0:04:56.885 --> 0:04:59.365 live actually in an outhouse and then come back when 0:04:59.364 --> 0:05:00.005 you're twenty one. 0:05:00.164 --> 0:05:01.765 Yes, yes, I agree. 0:05:01.964 --> 0:05:04.484 But I found this that came out. It's an Rlex 0:05:04.525 --> 0:05:08.085 brand desk top power station and it's specifically for. 0:05:08.085 --> 0:05:10.885 It, and it's a plug on your desk. 0:05:12.125 --> 0:05:12.685 Brilliant though. 0:05:12.844 --> 0:05:15.125 It's actually like chances to Walter Raleig, who's been around 0:05:15.164 --> 0:05:18.525 the world with some amazing plug. 0:05:20.085 --> 0:05:25.205 It's brilliant, it's great, four points for power and all 0:05:25.245 --> 0:05:27.685 you like for your. 0:05:25.964 --> 0:05:30.164 I guess you'd call this a plug multi shopping. 0:05:30.404 --> 0:05:31.925 I've never seen it, have you seen? 0:05:32.284 --> 0:05:37.404 Doesn't know open Einstein's age, no idea. It's struggling with 0:05:37.445 --> 0:05:40.124 that zoomland in that laptop. 0:05:39.724 --> 0:05:41.284 You major in box opening. 0:05:42.325 --> 0:05:50.885 Sorry street Smarts, it's because it's bedroom. 0:05:51.364 --> 0:05:53.724 Why bring it in though, because I need. 0:05:53.844 --> 0:05:56.724 To see the information on the box and what it does. 0:05:56.804 --> 0:06:00.925 Because you inevitably would ask stupid questions, got no answer. 0:06:02.364 --> 0:06:04.085 Anyway. I found it good. 0:06:04.364 --> 0:06:05.164 No, No, it's great. 0:06:05.325 --> 0:06:07.124 You can put it in that little pod thing in 0:06:07.164 --> 0:06:07.645 your backy? 0:06:08.364 --> 0:06:10.924 How that now? Which is getting me just getting a 0:06:10.924 --> 0:06:12.844 new laptop. Let's just move on, all right, we're going 0:06:12.885 --> 0:06:14.844 to take her. I don't want to talk about Let's uh, 0:06:16.044 --> 0:06:18.325 there's take a break. We come back with part two 0:06:18.445 --> 0:06:20.245 of Double Thumbs Up the. 0:06:20.364 --> 0:06:22.885 Christian O'Connell Show podcast. 0:06:23.205 --> 0:06:25.884 In Christian O'Connell Show, we're doing Double thumbs Up. We 0:06:25.924 --> 0:06:28.085 go around the team and we share what we're into 0:06:28.325 --> 0:06:30.205 this week. Rio, what's it for you? 0:06:30.325 --> 0:06:32.725 I've got a couple for you guys. Firstly, we are 0:06:32.765 --> 0:06:35.325 into spring. We are into pollen season. 0:06:35.445 --> 0:06:36.765 Oh you getting into poland. 0:06:38.645 --> 0:06:39.125 Issues? 0:06:39.245 --> 0:06:41.604 Must have Oh yeah, a shout out. I'm really getting 0:06:41.565 --> 0:06:45.724 into pollend guy, what were they shrink next? They shrunk it? 0:06:45.765 --> 0:06:47.004 You know, pollen's. 0:06:48.445 --> 0:06:50.765 It's very hard to get accurate pollen readings on most 0:06:50.804 --> 0:06:54.004 of the major apps. So there is an independent Melbourne 0:06:54.284 --> 0:06:56.284 company called I'm not sure the company is called, but 0:06:56.325 --> 0:06:59.645 the app call is called Melbourne Pollen App and it 0:06:59.724 --> 0:07:03.164 has every day alert of the pollen rating in Melbourne. 0:07:03.245 --> 0:07:06.325 So today the grass pollen rating is low, you don't 0:07:06.364 --> 0:07:07.444 have to worry about it. 0:07:07.445 --> 0:07:09.364 It sends you a alert every morning. 0:07:09.404 --> 0:07:12.485 So when you wake up you have toash a really 0:07:12.525 --> 0:07:13.085 good idea. 0:07:13.205 --> 0:07:13.925 It's a lifesaver. 0:07:13.965 --> 0:07:17.205 I download it every spring, very very helpful, put on 0:07:17.205 --> 0:07:21.045 your notifications for it. Second one, I spoke about it 0:07:21.085 --> 0:07:24.685 three weeks ago after watching the first episode of Survivor. 0:07:25.845 --> 0:07:31.565 It is the finale on Sunday and it has been 0:07:31.685 --> 0:07:35.285 an incredible, incredible When it ends. 0:07:35.085 --> 0:07:36.485 I'm going to be devastated. 0:07:36.565 --> 0:07:40.325 I don't think Australians realize Survivor is so so big. 0:07:40.364 --> 0:07:43.564 It's in forty countries, it's been got fifty in America. 0:07:43.565 --> 0:07:45.525 It is the biggest TV most successful TV show in 0:07:45.525 --> 0:07:45.725 the world. 0:07:45.765 --> 0:07:46.804 Yeah, it wouldn't surprise me. 0:07:46.845 --> 0:07:49.205 And Australia at the moment is the gold standard of 0:07:49.245 --> 0:07:52.085 Survivor around the world. It's like, yeah, it's revered as 0:07:52.125 --> 0:07:55.725 like the number one sort of the best players, the 0:07:55.765 --> 0:07:59.165 best strategy, the best Survivor seasons are always Australia at 0:07:59.165 --> 0:07:59.564 the moment. 0:07:59.685 --> 0:08:02.445 Would have thought that, I know, so, I know you 0:08:02.445 --> 0:08:04.205 would have done sorry, just whment I got on the passport. 0:08:04.565 --> 0:08:06.805 I would have thought that, actual, yeah, yeah, I knew that. Yeah, 0:08:06.845 --> 0:08:09.124 it feels right, it feels right leaders a. 0:08:09.165 --> 0:08:12.605 Subject I don't know, but that so this season They've 0:08:12.645 --> 0:08:14.925 got all the best players from the history of Survivor 0:08:14.925 --> 0:08:16.725 against all the best Australian players. 0:08:16.845 --> 0:08:17.805 You really love it, don't you. 0:08:17.885 --> 0:08:18.765 It's so good. 0:08:18.804 --> 0:08:21.684 Suddenly you become a ten year old his new bank. 0:08:21.765 --> 0:08:24.285 He's got the best. 0:08:26.565 --> 0:08:29.085 Tony, David, George, they're all there. 0:08:29.125 --> 0:08:34.365 There's no empty box with this one. Yes, it's crammed. 0:08:35.005 --> 0:08:35.685 It's on tenth plate. 0:08:35.685 --> 0:08:37.645 If you've never watched Survivor, it's half the length of 0:08:37.645 --> 0:08:39.765 a normal season. It's so easy to get into. If 0:08:39.765 --> 0:08:42.085 you've never watched it, start here. It's as good as 0:08:42.084 --> 0:08:45.045 it gets. Ten play Survivor, Alex, What have you love? 0:08:45.125 --> 0:08:45.525 This week? 0:08:45.605 --> 0:08:49.285 I'm watching a show called Katrina Come Hell in high 0:08:49.365 --> 0:08:50.365 Water on Netflix. 0:08:50.645 --> 0:08:50.845 Oh. 0:08:51.005 --> 0:08:52.685 I don't mean to bring the mood down, guys, but 0:08:52.804 --> 0:08:56.285 gee whiz, that was something in our history that I 0:08:56.285 --> 0:08:59.845 didn't know too much about. One hundred and twenty five 0:08:59.965 --> 0:09:02.525 billion dollars worth of damage. It wasn't so much the 0:09:02.645 --> 0:09:05.725 storm and all that came with the storm. It was 0:09:05.725 --> 0:09:08.005 like the next day that the damage was done because 0:09:08.045 --> 0:09:10.965 the levee broke around New Orleans and I didn't know any. 0:09:10.804 --> 0:09:11.245 Of this stuff. 0:09:11.245 --> 0:09:13.405 They had all these people in the super Dome, the 0:09:13.525 --> 0:09:16.324 NFL team has the Superdome there, But it wasn't until 0:09:16.324 --> 0:09:18.525 the next day, in that afternoon that all the flooding 0:09:18.564 --> 0:09:21.365 came in and there's like, you know, twenty five feet 0:09:21.405 --> 0:09:24.084 of water that just take it took over the entire city. 0:09:24.165 --> 0:09:27.565 So it's an incredible, I guess, learning experience about something 0:09:27.564 --> 0:09:29.925 that really shaped that area of America. 0:09:29.965 --> 0:09:32.645 And they're still talking about it and still getting over it. Well, one, 0:09:32.725 --> 0:09:34.684 they're warnings it was going to happen because I met 0:09:34.804 --> 0:09:38.405 years ago interviewing Harry Sheer, you know from spinal Tap, Yeah, 0:09:38.444 --> 0:09:41.645 and all lots of so many Simpsons characters. Anyway, that's 0:09:41.645 --> 0:09:45.485 his hometown. He actually made a documentary about what happened 0:09:45.525 --> 0:09:49.085 because the world didn't know, right, Yeah, that's on Netflix, Netflix. 0:09:49.165 --> 0:09:52.445 Yeah, the Christian O'Connell show podcast. 0:09:52.885 --> 0:09:54.484 That's who My wife said to me, Hey, Chris, do 0:09:54.525 --> 0:09:57.084 you know anything about footy colors? And I didn't. I 0:09:57.125 --> 0:09:59.645 didn't know what this tradition was. And she's doing her 0:09:59.645 --> 0:10:02.165 master's degree in art therapy at the moment, and so 0:10:02.245 --> 0:10:05.084 two days a week she's on placement at this amazing school. 0:10:05.125 --> 0:10:08.005 She said, on the Thursday, they're earned footy colors all 0:10:08.084 --> 0:10:11.285 the teachers, they'll come in their team's twenty colors, and 0:10:11.324 --> 0:10:16.125 the kids as well. My wife is a lightweight D's fan. 0:10:16.285 --> 0:10:17.125 That's just so much. 0:10:17.165 --> 0:10:21.885 So right, how dare you? I've taken you to games? 0:10:22.005 --> 0:10:26.045 How dare you? So my wife goes to me, she's 0:10:26.084 --> 0:10:27.964 a Royal lightweight facer. She goes says, there, any can 0:10:27.965 --> 0:10:29.485 you just give me a couple of names and stuff 0:10:29.525 --> 0:10:31.965 like that, And I was this close to really giving 0:10:32.005 --> 0:10:35.604 her fake names. Yeah, Cletus van Dam is the coach, 0:10:36.204 --> 0:10:41.165 and Hulk Hogan is like the main goalscorer there. Yeah. 0:10:41.245 --> 0:10:43.405 John Cena as well is about the big guy at 0:10:43.405 --> 0:10:46.885 the back. So she we went to the d s 0:10:46.965 --> 0:10:50.045 much shop and I got a jumper and then she 0:10:50.125 --> 0:10:54.045 got these I didn't know he get D's pajama bottoms, 0:10:54.165 --> 0:10:58.964 so I know, I know, yeah, yeah, they're like checkered 0:10:59.005 --> 0:11:01.724 ones and that, and she looked like paddingson bear. So 0:11:02.045 --> 0:11:04.365 she went off to school yesterday and then so what 0:11:04.405 --> 0:11:06.324 they do is this is a lovely thing. We don't 0:11:06.324 --> 0:11:08.165 have this in England with the EPL. I love this 0:11:08.245 --> 0:11:10.525 idea of footie colors. So the whole school gets involved. 0:11:10.564 --> 0:11:13.484 So are hundreds of kids all turning up yesterday and 0:11:13.564 --> 0:11:16.204 then teams there was only in a very big school. 0:11:16.245 --> 0:11:20.205 There was only one other D's fan to walk around 0:11:20.245 --> 0:11:23.565 the special assembly they had yesterday with my wife right 0:11:23.725 --> 0:11:26.525 while they played the team song. It was all Hawks fans, 0:11:27.125 --> 0:11:31.045 Pies fans as well, maybe bandwagon jumpers like Patsy as well. 0:11:31.084 --> 0:11:33.245 Would come out of the woodwork. Bet she's there with 0:11:33.245 --> 0:11:36.045 their scarf today, streaming out of her car window driving 0:11:36.125 --> 0:11:39.245 through the streets. And Alex, you're finding it about this now? 0:11:39.285 --> 0:11:41.405 Is your talk to ev she's doing footie colors today? 0:11:41.485 --> 0:11:41.725 Yeah? 0:11:41.845 --> 0:11:45.364 Yeah, they cannot wait for it. And yesterday we were 0:11:45.405 --> 0:11:48.244 at the playground and Evy and Audrey and Max are 0:11:48.245 --> 0:11:50.925 all there, my six year old twins and Max was four, 0:11:51.165 --> 0:11:53.165 and I had both crying at the same time. So 0:11:53.245 --> 0:11:56.005 Max is crying with a with a pain in his stomach, 0:11:56.045 --> 0:11:59.205 and then Evy comes off the monkey bars, face first 0:11:59.245 --> 0:11:59.765 onto the ground. 0:11:59.804 --> 0:12:02.285 I didn't say it. Oh god, Yeah, so I had 0:12:02.324 --> 0:12:03.405 two okay. 0:12:03.324 --> 0:12:07.005 Crying children at once. Yeah, she's okay, but she really 0:12:07.084 --> 0:12:09.925 hit her head and sort of hit just above her eye. 0:12:10.365 --> 0:12:12.765 So anyway, we get back home and she's putting ice 0:12:12.804 --> 0:12:15.485 on it, and I was like, oh, Edie, tomorrow. 0:12:15.045 --> 0:12:18.204 You can look like a footy player because it's colours day. 0:12:18.525 --> 0:12:21.485 Yeah yeah, she looks the parts immediately more like an 0:12:21.605 --> 0:12:25.205 n RL player. But yees, because. 0:12:24.965 --> 0:12:26.165 They're gonna wear Edie. 0:12:26.204 --> 0:12:28.444 I think it's gonna wear her New South Wales State 0:12:28.485 --> 0:12:30.564 of Origins, Jersey. 0:12:30.365 --> 0:12:32.645 Or Dad's team of the Kangers. So no wonder she's gone. 0:12:32.885 --> 0:12:34.645 Where's my crnella Sharks top. 0:12:35.925 --> 0:12:38.205 Paramount of heels? I couldn't get it away. The Panthers 0:12:38.245 --> 0:12:41.125 one and then Audrey she's sticking with the North Melbourne 0:12:41.165 --> 0:12:44.925 CA Kangaroo's colors, so they can't wait. They're really looking forward. 0:12:45.005 --> 0:12:47.804 So it's Putty colours Chamber and the NRL boys on 0:12:47.845 --> 0:12:49.485 the team. So and it's some really is that some 0:12:49.525 --> 0:12:51.165 of the nr L you do as well? Was it 0:12:51.324 --> 0:12:53.285 just an AFL thing? I think it's an AFL thing. 0:12:53.365 --> 0:12:54.165 Yeah, I've never seen. 0:12:54.204 --> 0:12:56.444 I'm not familiar with it up in New South Wales. 0:12:56.444 --> 0:12:58.084 I think it's just a lovely Victorian thing. 0:12:58.204 --> 0:13:01.045 Yeah, and a great idea too because it's raising money 0:13:01.084 --> 0:13:03.405 as well, which is a nice thing for the fight 0:13:03.485 --> 0:13:04.405 cancer next year. 0:13:04.485 --> 0:13:07.125 Let's do it on the show. Yes, yes, yes, I'll 0:13:07.125 --> 0:13:10.245 see if I could fit into my wife's d's pajama bottoms. 0:13:10.725 --> 0:13:13.965 The Christian O'Connell show podcast. 0:13:14.564 --> 0:13:16.925 Luke Christian, I heard you talk about what does dad want? 0:13:17.204 --> 0:13:20.644 My dad already wants is a slushy or ice cream machine? 0:13:22.084 --> 0:13:25.204 And where do you get would you even? I mean, 0:13:25.525 --> 0:13:27.445 can we buy them? Is it available? Is that a 0:13:27.525 --> 0:13:29.564 trade on? You know, certain things are only like if 0:13:29.605 --> 0:13:31.405 you're in the trade you can get one and you're 0:13:31.485 --> 0:13:34.725 or you're you're outfitting a brand new seven eleven And 0:13:34.765 --> 0:13:37.005 I'm trying to think when I've never seen one of those? 0:13:37.365 --> 0:13:39.525 Yeah, are they available just for regular consumers? 0:13:39.564 --> 0:13:41.285 The only person I would trust on us would be you, 0:13:41.324 --> 0:13:43.125 Patsy if you seen a Hanko got one? 0:13:43.204 --> 0:13:43.405 Yeah? 0:13:43.444 --> 0:13:46.084 No, they want one of those? You can get them 0:13:46.084 --> 0:13:48.285 at JB. I'm trying to think of the name, because 0:13:48.285 --> 0:13:51.325 we've got one, the Ninja Ninja slushy. That's what you want? 0:13:51.564 --> 0:13:52.684 You can we buy them? 0:13:52.765 --> 0:13:54.925 Yeah, they're brilliant, you know what. They were in America 0:13:54.965 --> 0:13:56.805 for so long and we couldn't get them here in 0:13:56.845 --> 0:14:00.165 Australia for ages and everyone was hanging out for. 0:14:00.125 --> 0:14:03.804 These slashies every Australia came out. 0:14:03.845 --> 0:14:08.405 Kind of TV comes to Australia and the ninja slushy. 0:14:07.405 --> 0:14:11.165 Valued about fairly pricey, between four and five hundred bucks. 0:14:11.765 --> 0:14:15.765 Yeah, which you're just slushing up ice. Get a rolling pin. 0:14:15.845 --> 0:14:17.564 That's what I used to do with the kids years ago. 0:14:18.084 --> 0:14:20.605 Get iced to a class and cordial and the smash 0:14:20.685 --> 0:14:21.645 it with a rolling pin. Ye. 0:14:21.685 --> 0:14:22.365 Yeah, No, it's great. 0:14:22.405 --> 0:14:25.005 You can just put the like, no mixing, just put 0:14:25.005 --> 0:14:26.645 the drink in there and it does it. 0:14:26.685 --> 0:14:28.965 All for you. It's cheaper to go to seven eleven. 0:14:29.005 --> 0:14:30.725 How much does one cost? Just get the old man 0:14:30.765 --> 0:14:33.005 won every month or shelting. It'll only come up to 0:14:33.045 --> 0:14:34.245 twenty bucks over a year. 0:14:34.685 --> 0:14:37.165 And there's no way you're using that more than three 0:14:37.245 --> 0:14:38.005 or four times. 0:14:38.045 --> 0:14:40.885 Yeah, that gets dumped in the back of the pantry 0:14:40.885 --> 0:14:42.365 at the bottom drawer with all the other stuff that 0:14:42.365 --> 0:14:45.565 you briefly got into, like spiralizers and stuff like that. Oh, 0:14:45.765 --> 0:14:50.005 I'm going to get into making bread. During COVID, I 0:14:50.085 --> 0:14:52.125 brought a bread making machine and got used once. I've 0:14:52.165 --> 0:14:55.085 made one loaf and it was the most expensive loaf 0:14:55.125 --> 0:14:59.125 of bread ever. So, you know, Monday came in and 0:14:59.205 --> 0:15:03.925 I was raging about NBN. We'd moved our twenty year 0:15:03.925 --> 0:15:07.125 old one year old daughter Ruby into a new place 0:15:07.525 --> 0:15:10.085 and we had a night bear with NBN. It just 0:15:10.125 --> 0:15:14.045 hadn't worked. So she had to yesterday at half seventh morning. 0:15:14.085 --> 0:15:17.325 And if you're a student, seven point thirty am is 0:15:17.565 --> 0:15:20.244 like being woken up at one am to where their 0:15:20.285 --> 0:15:22.405 body clock is. So she had to get up and 0:15:22.445 --> 0:15:24.405 this engineer arrived and she was like, you know, my 0:15:24.525 --> 0:15:27.645 dad tried to do this. And he took one look 0:15:27.685 --> 0:15:29.725 at where the NBM was plugged into the war and 0:15:29.765 --> 0:15:32.965 he goes, it's not specially be plugged in there. That's 0:15:33.045 --> 0:15:35.285 for the TV. And he goes, it's meant to be 0:15:35.325 --> 0:15:36.965 over there, and he pointed to the other side of 0:15:37.005 --> 0:15:39.765 the room. He picked up a lead, put it over 0:15:39.765 --> 0:15:40.965 the other side of the room and he goes that. 0:15:41.005 --> 0:15:44.565 He goes working now thirty seconds and you were very 0:15:44.605 --> 0:15:48.925 upset at the raging. That's apologize to the NBN corporation 0:15:49.685 --> 0:15:52.045 and for the marvelous service that is now working at 0:15:52.045 --> 0:15:56.205 full speed. And she said that this guy was like 0:15:56.245 --> 0:15:58.005 in his late twenties and he looked at her and 0:15:58.085 --> 0:16:00.285 knew she was a student and saw all the books 0:16:00.285 --> 0:16:02.605 out and stuff like that, essays being done and as 0:16:02.645 --> 0:16:04.845 she felt with embossed, and then she just went, yeah, 0:16:04.445 --> 0:16:07.765 my dad was setting that up, and he went he went, 0:16:08.885 --> 0:16:14.405 your dad, yeah right, walks off whoever you were, Thank 0:16:14.485 --> 0:16:17.925 you for stopping a dad being so carelessly thrown under 0:16:17.965 --> 0:16:19.845 the bus like that on the eve of Father's Day. 0:16:20.525 --> 0:16:23.165 But there's nothing worse though, when you called somebody out 0:16:23.165 --> 0:16:26.885 and essentially you're wasting their time, it is. It's humiliating. 0:16:27.365 --> 0:16:28.645 This happens to you this week, didn't it? 0:16:28.725 --> 0:16:30.325 Rio, Yes, what's happened to me? 0:16:30.565 --> 0:16:33.205 I called out, I've had my dishwasher having its bloody 0:16:33.285 --> 0:16:36.845 F seventy eight issue, and so this keeps happening. 0:16:36.925 --> 0:16:39.485 Sounds like an your workout program. I just got into 0:16:39.605 --> 0:16:41.285 the F seventy. 0:16:40.925 --> 0:16:45.325 Eight And so I call this guy out at great expense, 0:16:45.725 --> 0:16:47.205 and then he comes to goes, okay. 0:16:47.045 --> 0:16:49.485 You mean you shouldn't earn a living from repairing the washing. 0:16:49.565 --> 0:16:52.285 She should do it for free for radio hosts. 0:16:52.285 --> 0:16:54.365 Got the horror of it if someone is willing to 0:16:54.365 --> 0:16:59.364 do that. I called him up and he has a 0:16:59.405 --> 0:17:01.125 look at the machine. He goes, look, that doesn't seem 0:17:01.125 --> 0:17:02.645 to be anything wrong with it. I know, no, no, it 0:17:02.685 --> 0:17:04.445 has the F seventy eight issue. Just just put it 0:17:04.445 --> 0:17:06.645 through a cycle. It'll do it. Puts it through the cycle. 0:17:07.805 --> 0:17:10.365 Hees it's working perfectly fine. He's like, it's work, there's 0:17:10.365 --> 0:17:11.805 nothing wrong with that, And I do it again, Do 0:17:11.805 --> 0:17:14.085 it again, do again. I made him try this cycle 0:17:14.205 --> 0:17:17.085 five times. He wouldn't do the error. The one time 0:17:17.125 --> 0:17:20.165 I actually needed to do the error, I wasn't doing it. 0:17:20.525 --> 0:17:21.645 And then he bugers off. 0:17:21.685 --> 0:17:25.765 That's two hundred and fifty dollars for him to look 0:17:25.805 --> 0:17:29.565 at a perfectly good dishwasher, and then as of last 0:17:29.645 --> 0:17:31.685 night it's not working again. 0:17:33.045 --> 0:17:35.725 You well listen. If he's listing now, you can pick 0:17:35.805 --> 0:17:38.125 up another easy two hundred and fifty bucks. He's obviously 0:17:38.125 --> 0:17:41.365 got some Midas touch well, he just his physical presence 0:17:41.445 --> 0:17:43.525 meant it. Do you reckon? He's got some special sort 0:17:43.525 --> 0:17:46.885 of Zappa or remote control in his pockets. What a 0:17:46.885 --> 0:17:51.325 great scam, having to do no work or bending over 0:17:51.605 --> 0:17:54.605 or twisting or anything. All right, are you wasted other 0:17:54.645 --> 0:17:55.405 people's time? 0:17:56.125 --> 0:17:59.845 The Christian O'Connell show podcast. 0:17:59.605 --> 0:18:01.725 Right now it is we've been trying to save. Fuck 0:18:02.125 --> 0:18:05.005 it really does need saving as well. There's been a 0:18:05.085 --> 0:18:08.965 breaking new situation last night. I was saying, how earlier 0:18:09.005 --> 0:18:10.365 on this week it was going to be me and 0:18:10.365 --> 0:18:13.965 my daughters. My wife couldn't actually attend Father's Day lunch 0:18:14.725 --> 0:18:18.245 breaking situation yesterday some one of my tearful daughters. So 0:18:18.325 --> 0:18:20.845 I don't want a name, but I'm now down to 0:18:21.165 --> 0:18:24.885 just me and one daughter curse the other one can't 0:18:25.085 --> 0:18:29.085 any who'sy. She sent me a text message about an 0:18:29.125 --> 0:18:30.605 hour later, it's all good, And I said, look, it 0:18:30.605 --> 0:18:32.925 doesn't matter, it's okay, you're growing up now, it's all right. 0:18:33.205 --> 0:18:34.685 And then she sent me a text mess about an 0:18:34.725 --> 0:18:36.125 hour later. He goes, can you promise me you're not 0:18:36.125 --> 0:18:37.085 gonna be sad and cry? 0:18:37.405 --> 0:18:37.525