WEBVTT - JOHN!!! 0:00:00.120 --> 0:00:04.160 The Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show podcast, Melbourne's Gold one oh 0:00:04.200 --> 0:00:05.000 four point. 0:00:04.720 --> 0:00:09.640 Three Live from Level two twenty one to thirty one 0:00:09.800 --> 0:00:15.240 Goodwood Street, Richman, This is the Christian o'condinal Breakfast Show 0:00:15.680 --> 0:00:20.680 on Melburn's Gold one oh four point three. 0:00:22.800 --> 0:00:24.400 Struggling with fairfast. 0:00:26.000 --> 0:00:28.720 Yesterday it was that mid week, you know, I really 0:00:28.760 --> 0:00:31.200 full on day yesterday, but a very exciting day, a 0:00:31.240 --> 0:00:34.680 great day, and I really felt like a drink. 0:00:35.200 --> 0:00:38.320 And it's only the seventh of February, and you did 0:00:38.360 --> 0:00:39.680 the first two days you didn't do. 0:00:40.040 --> 0:00:42.280 But now I'm totally on it. So last night it 0:00:42.360 --> 0:00:45.480 really got to that witching out for me. Eight pm. 0:00:45.720 --> 0:00:47.480 I even licking my lips as I say eight pm, 0:00:47.560 --> 0:00:50.720 because and I saw this wine that I've still got 0:00:50.760 --> 0:00:53.239 from my trip to the Market River and it just 0:00:53.280 --> 0:00:56.000 looked so nice, and it looks so lonely in the bottle, 0:00:56.280 --> 0:00:57.960 and I actually thought it was calling me like a 0:00:58.040 --> 0:00:58.960 siren to the rocks. 0:00:59.000 --> 0:01:00.720 Any I knows you're going to drink wine before it 0:01:00.760 --> 0:01:04.640 goes back, goes off within a week, So I tell 0:01:04.720 --> 0:01:07.679 my wife and so I just went to put my 0:01:07.720 --> 0:01:09.080 gym gear and my wife goes, what are you doing? 0:01:09.240 --> 0:01:11.000 I'm going to go to the gym. She went, it's 0:01:11.040 --> 0:01:13.240 eight o'clock at night. I went, I really want a 0:01:13.240 --> 0:01:14.920 glass wines and I go to the gym instead. She 0:01:15.000 --> 0:01:17.880 was like, okay, So I went to the gym your sleeve. 0:01:17.920 --> 0:01:20.759 It's a very different type of personnel that's there. 0:01:20.600 --> 0:01:24.800 At an go to the pub. Jogged to the pub 0:01:24.880 --> 0:01:26.399 and sit there and chug a few beers. 0:01:27.319 --> 0:01:29.840 And then I had a dream last night, and the 0:01:29.920 --> 0:01:31.680 key scene was all it was was I was in 0:01:32.040 --> 0:01:35.000 a pitch black room and there was an icy cold 0:01:35.040 --> 0:01:36.280 bottle of Peroni beer. 0:01:36.959 --> 0:01:38.640 You know, when they're so cold they bring them out 0:01:38.640 --> 0:01:38.920 the cooler. 0:01:38.959 --> 0:01:44.360 Sometimes it's almost like they got swept down the side. 0:01:42.800 --> 0:01:45.000 Like one of the commercials show this. 0:01:45.480 --> 0:01:48.680 It's been only four days without booze, and I'm now 0:01:48.880 --> 0:01:53.920 dreaming about alcohol. I haven't hit the weekends yet. I 0:01:53.960 --> 0:01:56.720 haven't done my first weekend of bedfast. The weekend is 0:01:56.760 --> 0:01:59.440 waiting for me. If this carries on, I'm going to 0:01:59.440 --> 0:02:01.160 have to join with those twenty four hour gyms. I'll 0:02:01.200 --> 0:02:04.440 just be in the whole weekend. I'm getting ripped. By 0:02:04.440 --> 0:02:06.040 the time I get back Monday. 0:02:05.800 --> 0:02:07.440 We can pad up the doors on the studio and 0:02:07.440 --> 0:02:08.359 you can spend a week. 0:02:08.240 --> 0:02:12.079 In here, all right, you know, the next a half 0:02:12.120 --> 0:02:13.239 an hour on the show. Then this is what I 0:02:13.280 --> 0:02:14.880 want to talk to you about. I think if you 0:02:15.080 --> 0:02:17.760 get up early in the morning, you'll have routines, and 0:02:17.800 --> 0:02:20.080 you have have habits, even if you're not really aware 0:02:20.080 --> 0:02:21.840 of them, and you ever thought them like that, You'll 0:02:21.960 --> 0:02:23.560 have your your alarm will go off at exactly the 0:02:23.639 --> 0:02:25.799 same time. You'll have the same brand of toothpaste to 0:02:25.800 --> 0:02:28.400 brush your teeth. You probably have the same kind of coffee. 0:02:28.520 --> 0:02:30.239 You probably have a little snack if you eat it 0:02:30.320 --> 0:02:32.760 all this time of the morning. And if something is 0:02:32.760 --> 0:02:35.000 awry with any of that, if the coffee's run out 0:02:35.040 --> 0:02:37.080 and he forgot to stock up, it will put you 0:02:37.120 --> 0:02:38.960 in It just sends you off course by a couple 0:02:38.960 --> 0:02:41.240 of degrees. For me this morning, I have a shake 0:02:41.320 --> 0:02:43.880 in the morning because I can't eat. I've tried all that, 0:02:43.919 --> 0:02:46.160 all the years of didn breakfast radio, and I have 0:02:46.320 --> 0:02:48.680 just a tiny little bit of raw honey, Okay, not 0:02:48.720 --> 0:02:50.720 process honey, but raw Australian honey. 0:02:50.800 --> 0:02:52.359 And it's just a little bit of that. It's a 0:02:52.400 --> 0:02:55.200 little bit of sweet in the morning for me. Honey 0:02:55.280 --> 0:02:59.480 run out. I was fuming slam the door. 0:03:00.680 --> 0:03:02.079 You don't have to wake everybody in there. 0:03:02.240 --> 0:03:02.639 Yeah, I do. 0:03:05.480 --> 0:03:06.160 The bees. 0:03:08.080 --> 0:03:09.239 Go down to line. 0:03:10.280 --> 0:03:12.360 But this is so on that big hat thing after 0:03:12.400 --> 0:03:15.040 wehear as well. So yeah, for me, it was just 0:03:15.120 --> 0:03:16.919 that being there. Have you got certain things in the 0:03:17.000 --> 0:03:21.040 morning where you have to have it. That's your Morning's. 0:03:19.760 --> 0:03:23.480 Been more agreeable than kicking and slamming the doors. If 0:03:23.560 --> 0:03:25.680 banker wakes up with me, so I guess mine would 0:03:25.680 --> 0:03:27.799 be if she wasn't there with me and I had 0:03:27.840 --> 0:03:29.880 to sneak through the house in darkness. 0:03:30.800 --> 0:03:34.000 This is incredible. Do you know this? That banker gets 0:03:34.040 --> 0:03:35.200 up with cha. Isn't that amazing? 0:03:35.280 --> 0:03:39.200 It's crazy, Chris, Chris wouldn't get up with you, get real, No, 0:03:39.360 --> 0:03:41.520 not at all. My thing for me is I've got 0:03:41.520 --> 0:03:45.040 this routine where I have to check. It's crazy all 0:03:45.080 --> 0:03:47.080 the power points are off that need to be off. 0:03:47.480 --> 0:03:50.280 I check on Audrey, but I also check. It's really weird. 0:03:50.280 --> 0:03:52.720 She doesn't bath anymore. She showers, but I have to 0:03:52.800 --> 0:03:54.120 check there's no water in the bath. 0:03:54.280 --> 0:03:55.000 It's just this. 0:03:56.400 --> 0:03:59.280 That's a motherly thing, isn't it. You're worried about her 0:03:59.280 --> 0:04:00.560 going to sleep walking on the night. 0:04:00.560 --> 0:04:02.640 Or anything like that anything or even buck. You know, 0:04:02.880 --> 0:04:05.360 my wife's the same with powerpoints. Was your mum like that? 0:04:05.680 --> 0:04:06.320 Ah? 0:04:06.440 --> 0:04:09.400 No, not really, I've never heard. 0:04:09.440 --> 0:04:10.320 It's my job in the house. 0:04:10.320 --> 0:04:12.200 So I take the stress out of Sarah because otherwise 0:04:12.320 --> 0:04:14.560 she'd be an hour staring at a PowerPoint. I have 0:04:14.640 --> 0:04:16.880 to do them, she says, can you go and leave 0:04:16.920 --> 0:04:19.040 the room, such as the queen, can you go and 0:04:19.120 --> 0:04:21.040 check the powerpoints? This has been going on twenty two 0:04:21.080 --> 0:04:23.520 to twenty three years, been together, so you usually night, Oh, 0:04:23.800 --> 0:04:25.760 I'll just go and I say that, Yeah, I check 0:04:25.880 --> 0:04:26.480 that they're off. 0:04:26.680 --> 0:04:27.839 Do you check them really though? 0:04:28.760 --> 0:04:31.600 Wait? I don't. So you're turning off appliances? 0:04:31.680 --> 0:04:33.320 Is that the idea some of them? Yeah? 0:04:33.400 --> 0:04:34.960 Yeah, unplugged on an arm? 0:04:35.080 --> 0:04:37.800 Well, actually what because I think you can get these 0:04:37.839 --> 0:04:40.320 surges through the system and it can blow your house 0:04:40.360 --> 0:04:41.159 and cause a fire. 0:04:41.320 --> 0:04:43.240 I think there was in like the nineteen hundreds. 0:04:43.279 --> 0:04:45.520 I saw a movie. I saw a movie about this 0:04:45.640 --> 0:04:46.680 in nineteen eighty three. 0:04:46.720 --> 0:04:50.279 I think the first Edison bulbs, I think, and called 0:04:50.279 --> 0:04:52.960 the fire. But that hasn't happened for many years. You 0:04:53.000 --> 0:04:56.560 can leave a toaster plugged the inner right, I don't plug. 0:04:56.320 --> 0:04:56.720 It, no way. 0:04:56.760 --> 0:04:58.880 I bet there are firees listen to this and they 0:04:58.920 --> 0:05:01.080 would say that is wrong. I don't think you can 0:05:01.279 --> 0:05:02.320 and I don't think it's good to. 0:05:02.320 --> 0:05:04.120 Leave all the all the one. I think you can 0:05:04.240 --> 0:05:04.880 have surges. 0:05:04.960 --> 0:05:06.520 We're on all the time all the time. 0:05:06.600 --> 0:05:09.920 Really, especially with the lightning last night, like it can bloast. 0:05:10.040 --> 0:05:13.280 If it strikes your house and stuff is plugged. 0:05:12.920 --> 0:05:15.719 In, I would you suddenly a huge amount of energy. 0:05:15.800 --> 0:05:17.279 Let's just see coming into a. 0:05:17.440 --> 0:05:20.560 Then the kettle comes to life, and the toaster pops up, 0:05:20.600 --> 0:05:23.120 and the ovens on, the microwaves starts turning around and 0:05:23.120 --> 0:05:25.280 stuff like that. Anyway, what is it in your morning 0:05:25.360 --> 0:05:28.200 if it's not If it's not there and it sends 0:05:28.240 --> 0:05:30.760 you into a tizzy, that's a technical term. What is 0:05:30.800 --> 0:05:31.240 it for you? 0:05:31.320 --> 0:05:33.040 For me, it's that if the honey's not there, all 0:05:33.040 --> 0:05:35.000 the banana's not there for that shake, it puts me 0:05:35.000 --> 0:05:37.560 in a FuG nine one four one o four three. 0:05:37.640 --> 0:05:40.120 What do you have to have every single morning to 0:05:40.160 --> 0:05:41.360 set you up when you get up early? 0:05:41.720 --> 0:05:41.760 No? 0:05:41.920 --> 0:05:44.560 Four one four one oh four three, Good morning. 0:05:44.400 --> 0:05:48.200 The Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show, Melbourne's Gold one oh four point. 0:05:48.080 --> 0:05:51.600 Three hours time paying off somebody else's bill could be yours. 0:05:51.800 --> 0:05:53.839 All we need to do. Only way to enter is 0:05:53.839 --> 0:05:54.760 the head to our website. 0:05:54.800 --> 0:05:56.400 Tell us about the bill you'd love me to pay 0:05:56.400 --> 0:05:59.440 off gold one oh four three dot com dot au 0:06:00.040 --> 0:06:03.039 asking you right now, what needs to be there every 0:06:03.040 --> 0:06:06.200 single morning? You get up early and manage to Friday, 0:06:06.240 --> 0:06:08.760 you're already up when we start the show. What has 0:06:08.839 --> 0:06:11.160 to be there every single morning? Nine four one four 0:06:11.279 --> 0:06:15.599 one four three. Good morning, Maria Christian. 0:06:15.680 --> 0:06:17.599 Here are you going? I'm good? How are you this morning? 0:06:17.880 --> 0:06:19.000 I'm fantastic. 0:06:19.400 --> 0:06:21.520 Well, that's great as our wake up. 0:06:21.640 --> 0:06:22.960 My eye live is open. 0:06:23.320 --> 0:06:28.440 I have to it's a paganic thing. Make my bed morning. 0:06:28.800 --> 0:06:32.159 Yeah, No, I'm saying, I put the it's really really important. 0:06:32.200 --> 0:06:34.640 I'm trying to drill that into my children that it's 0:06:34.680 --> 0:06:37.440 a really important way to start the day with intent 0:06:37.640 --> 0:06:38.960 is to make your bed. 0:06:39.720 --> 0:06:42.440 Yes, before the coffee, before the toilet. 0:06:42.800 --> 0:06:46.800 Ye make Yeah. So there's a guy who tried to 0:06:46.839 --> 0:06:48.720 teach you how to meditate years ago. He went on to 0:06:48.760 --> 0:06:50.200 set up this app called Headspace. 0:06:50.520 --> 0:06:53.120 I think I think it is the world's biggest meditation 0:06:53.160 --> 0:06:55.400 app right now. The guy who's the voice of Headspace, 0:06:55.640 --> 0:06:57.000 he's the guy Andy Puttigham. 0:06:57.040 --> 0:07:00.480 He is a Buddhist and a really lovely guy, really guy. 0:07:00.920 --> 0:07:03.799 And so about three years I had these weekly meditation 0:07:03.920 --> 0:07:06.520 lessons with him. In anyway, I said to him, if 0:07:06.520 --> 0:07:08.240 there's just if there was just one thing you could 0:07:08.279 --> 0:07:09.960 get me to do when I get up in the morning, 0:07:10.000 --> 0:07:11.840 is it meditate? What he goes, No, make your bed. 0:07:12.240 --> 0:07:14.480 When he was out in Tibet for like three or 0:07:14.480 --> 0:07:17.640 four years, eighteen months of which he was he had 0:07:17.680 --> 0:07:21.200 to say no words, say no. Eighteen months he didn't 0:07:21.200 --> 0:07:24.280 speak a single word. He got really ill and had 0:07:24.280 --> 0:07:26.000 to go to a doctor and they sort of mined, 0:07:26.040 --> 0:07:28.920 and then the doctors gave him some potions and stuff 0:07:28.960 --> 0:07:31.440 like this. But anyway, he said the importance of making 0:07:31.440 --> 0:07:33.960 your bed. He was trained at the monastery. Make your bed. 0:07:34.320 --> 0:07:36.320 But then you have to make every morning with Sarah 0:07:36.360 --> 0:07:36.880 still in it. 0:07:37.160 --> 0:07:39.760 No, it doesn't matter. She sleeps so heavily when I 0:07:39.840 --> 0:07:42.080 leave that house. But I just pull it back into 0:07:42.200 --> 0:07:44.400 my little side of it. All right, Maria, thank you 0:07:44.480 --> 0:07:47.240 very much. Let's go to Shane. 0:07:47.240 --> 0:07:50.360 Good morning, morning, guys. Are we yeah, we're good? Shane? 0:07:50.400 --> 0:07:50.960 What is it for you? 0:07:51.000 --> 0:07:52.920 What do you what has to be there every single morning? 0:07:52.960 --> 0:07:55.480 To set your day up, right, Well, I. 0:07:55.600 --> 0:07:57.800 Am the slip in the seven eleven and get a 0:07:58.440 --> 0:07:59.840 one of those last coffees with. 0:07:59.800 --> 0:08:01.920 The oh is it the snur piece? 0:08:02.920 --> 0:08:05.320 No, just you rip the lid off. It's gonna ars 0:08:05.400 --> 0:08:06.080 already in it. 0:08:06.360 --> 0:08:09.880 There the coffee for our coffee. And I've been doing 0:08:09.880 --> 0:08:11.400 that for the last two months. 0:08:11.480 --> 0:08:14.520 And that's great during the summer, these humid nights, because 0:08:14.520 --> 0:08:18.440 even this morning it feels really humid already exactly right. 0:08:18.560 --> 0:08:21.000 And if I haven't got it or made the black 0:08:21.000 --> 0:08:21.880 dot at the back. 0:08:21.800 --> 0:08:21.960 And. 0:08:24.440 --> 0:08:27.360 Shane, you know what, I actually always wondered who buys 0:08:27.360 --> 0:08:30.960 those things? So it's just it's literally a cup of ice, isn't. 0:08:30.800 --> 0:08:31.440 It with coffee? 0:08:31.480 --> 0:08:33.680 And no, no, no, you put the coffee in yourself. 0:08:33.840 --> 0:08:36.280 Do you two bucks? You can't go wrong. 0:08:36.720 --> 0:08:38.880 So it's a it's a cup of ice and you'll 0:08:38.880 --> 0:08:41.000 pour your hot coffee in that to make your own 0:08:41.000 --> 0:08:42.520 sort of homemade ice coffee. 0:08:42.920 --> 0:08:46.480 That's right. And if I haven't got it or made 0:08:46.520 --> 0:08:47.600 the black gut at the back. 0:08:48.200 --> 0:08:53.200 Start grinding up that ice, mate A Shane, have a 0:08:53.200 --> 0:08:57.000 good day, give us a call known four one four 0:08:57.040 --> 0:08:58.840 one o four three. What do you need? 0:08:59.040 --> 0:09:01.520 Every single worn the start of your day, to set 0:09:01.520 --> 0:09:05.240 your day upright nine four one four one four to three. 0:09:05.240 --> 0:09:08.640 The Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show, Melbourne's Gold one oh four 0:09:08.640 --> 0:09:09.160 point three. 0:09:09.320 --> 0:09:11.640 I wish I could enter my own competition. Pay your bills. 0:09:12.040 --> 0:09:14.280 Called a guy out yesterday to one of these IT 0:09:14.640 --> 0:09:17.480 guys that come around and look at the Wi fis 0:09:17.520 --> 0:09:20.280 and not working very well, and he didn't check. There's 0:09:20.320 --> 0:09:22.400 something going on with my laptop. 0:09:22.840 --> 0:09:24.760 And I've got a laptop and I've got one of 0:09:24.760 --> 0:09:27.559 those old what do you call them now? A desktop computer? 0:09:27.640 --> 0:09:30.080 What is it? There was like an old timing, Oh, 0:09:30.160 --> 0:09:33.280 a desktop computer, you know that sits on a desk. 0:09:33.440 --> 0:09:36.280 It's a desktop computer, one of those big old ones. 0:09:36.280 --> 0:09:39.079 They all look big and coming from those old Apple ones. Anyways, 0:09:39.240 --> 0:09:41.520 it's making this noise. I'm no IT expert, but I 0:09:41.520 --> 0:09:46.480 think it makes this noise and it's really hot to touch. 0:09:46.840 --> 0:09:48.040 I think there's something. 0:09:47.760 --> 0:09:48.240 Wrong with it. 0:09:49.360 --> 0:09:50.880 Are you turning your pair points off at. 0:09:50.800 --> 0:09:52.640 Night on that thing? Yes? 0:09:52.920 --> 0:09:54.720 So he came out and this is what they do, 0:09:54.760 --> 0:09:57.320 any of these experts, mechanics, IT people. 0:09:57.600 --> 0:09:58.320 They do this. 0:10:00.280 --> 0:10:01.880 And then you wake away on the keyboard. 0:10:01.920 --> 0:10:04.880 They do this. They go into the guts and a 0:10:04.880 --> 0:10:06.480 load of strange code comes up. 0:10:08.120 --> 0:10:11.880 And he went like this, Oh no. 0:10:11.800 --> 0:10:15.640 All right mate, Yeah yeah, yeah yeah. So it's like 0:10:16.800 --> 0:10:18.240 to be honest. This is what he did. He looks 0:10:18.280 --> 0:10:20.120 at me, goes to be honest, he went. He went 0:10:20.120 --> 0:10:21.319 from looking at the thing to me. 0:10:21.400 --> 0:10:24.480 He went to be honest with me. It's mortar pairer. 0:10:24.559 --> 0:10:26.520 You what to buy a new one? I can get 0:10:26.559 --> 0:10:27.040 you a good deal. 0:10:27.559 --> 0:10:27.840 Isn't that? 0:10:28.320 --> 0:10:29.439 Wow? Lucky? 0:10:29.320 --> 0:10:31.800 The modern day mechanics aren't there. You can't. You don't 0:10:31.840 --> 0:10:33.800 know what's going on under the wood. You don't know 0:10:33.840 --> 0:10:35.840 what they're doing. So you just got to trust them. 0:10:35.960 --> 0:10:36.240 Literally. 0:10:36.280 --> 0:10:38.960 He started to tell him about the fan control the 0:10:39.080 --> 0:10:42.520 hard drive and I fell asleep into him. It was like, please, 0:10:42.640 --> 0:10:47.120 whatever you're saying, write control, click it away, control delete me. 0:10:47.160 --> 0:10:49.320 I need to reboot right now. So now I've got 0:10:49.360 --> 0:10:52.000 to look out going and getting a new a new laptop. 0:10:52.400 --> 0:10:54.760 Well can you get rid of the desktop altogether? 0:10:54.880 --> 0:10:55.920 Who too? No? 0:10:56.000 --> 0:10:56.520 I mean just. 0:11:01.120 --> 0:11:03.560 All right, so next chance to win this morning on 0:11:03.640 --> 0:11:04.600 the show, on the Storn Show. 0:11:04.640 --> 0:11:06.280 Then we've got Elton John tickets, We've got Fleetwood mat 0:11:06.280 --> 0:11:07.839 tickets and the big thing we're doing at the moment. 0:11:08.960 --> 0:11:12.439 Someone sent me an angry email yesterday complaining about pay 0:11:12.480 --> 0:11:15.920 your bills. So they we're being misleading and take an issue, 0:11:15.960 --> 0:11:18.000 not me, not you. 0:11:20.040 --> 0:11:21.680 What have you been saying about pay You've. 0:11:21.559 --> 0:11:23.760 Been banging the money? What do you do every morning 0:11:23.800 --> 0:11:25.280 at seven o'clock? What do I need you to do 0:11:25.320 --> 0:11:26.480 with the calculator of joy? 0:11:26.559 --> 0:11:26.679 Oh? 0:11:26.760 --> 0:11:28.640 Yes, I calculate what we've spent so far and how 0:11:28.679 --> 0:11:29.559 much we've got to spend. 0:11:29.640 --> 0:11:31.440 Yeah, so how much roughly at the moment, have I 0:11:31.440 --> 0:11:33.760 actually got thirty seven thousand left? Who says every half 0:11:33.800 --> 0:11:35.679 an hour Christian's on with fifty thousand. 0:11:35.400 --> 0:11:39.400 Dollars he was to take the titles? 0:11:39.520 --> 0:11:40.600 Yeah do you? Yeah? 0:11:40.640 --> 0:11:43.160 Because you know, every day after the show, Christian goes 0:11:43.160 --> 0:11:46.120 down to the bank and he pays go down to. 0:11:46.080 --> 0:11:47.680 The coming bank, and I saw it all out. 0:11:47.880 --> 0:11:49.920 I got all the sort codes of all the listeners 0:11:50.000 --> 0:11:51.559 and stuff like that, and the big long number for 0:11:51.600 --> 0:11:52.760 the cards and I pay it to them. 0:11:52.880 --> 0:11:53.080 Yeah. 0:11:53.160 --> 0:11:54.719 Well, actually you take out the bill and then put 0:11:54.760 --> 0:11:56.880 in the BSB number and the account number. 0:11:56.679 --> 0:11:58.680 Of Yeah, all during the songs as well. So yeah, 0:11:58.720 --> 0:12:00.920 someone was saying that we are being misleading. We need 0:12:00.920 --> 0:12:05.240 to update the money. You main Pats was, Yeah, so 0:12:05.679 --> 0:12:07.560 six thirty headlines. 0:12:07.160 --> 0:12:09.480 Thirty seven grand not fifty's. 0:12:09.840 --> 0:12:12.440 You need to update it? Give you the exactly alright, 0:12:12.679 --> 0:12:13.360 thanks Pat. 0:12:13.480 --> 0:12:16.840 The Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show, Melbourne's Gold one oh four 0:12:16.880 --> 0:12:17.400 point three. 0:12:17.600 --> 0:12:20.160 I need to speak to you and Pat's after the 0:12:20.240 --> 0:12:24.000 day's show just for five minutes. Oh, really important business. 0:12:24.600 --> 0:12:26.680 I have tactics to share for how we're going to 0:12:26.679 --> 0:12:32.120 dominate today in the presenters versus producers laser tag. These tactics, 0:12:32.160 --> 0:12:37.800 my friend, are from x SAS Commando. No, seriously, I 0:12:37.880 --> 0:12:40.120 contacted one of my I've got to know homous a friend. 0:12:40.200 --> 0:12:42.800 Guy was in the SAS for many many years, and 0:12:42.960 --> 0:12:45.640 ha's written a couple of books about his exploits as well, 0:12:45.800 --> 0:12:49.200 and he gave me some tactics. I wonder if those 0:12:49.200 --> 0:12:52.360 guys do love going to play something like laser tag, because. 0:12:52.440 --> 0:12:54.240 One of them was at the end of interview once 0:12:54.320 --> 0:12:56.920 we've been doing some promotion an hour earlier. And this 0:12:57.000 --> 0:12:59.720 guy's was in the SES for like twenty odd years 0:13:00.120 --> 0:13:02.600 and he couldn't help but see that we had a 0:13:02.640 --> 0:13:06.319 NERF gun, two NERF guns and we were chatting afterwards. 0:13:06.320 --> 0:13:08.959 I always got on really well with him, and he 0:13:09.520 --> 0:13:11.160 was I assue him look at the NERF guns and 0:13:11.520 --> 0:13:12.640 I said, oh, do you want to have a go? 0:13:13.040 --> 0:13:14.960 And I said out of interest, right, because there was 0:13:15.000 --> 0:13:16.720 like the guy used to work and show filming it. 0:13:16.920 --> 0:13:19.160 There's me and my co presentered. Our producer said if 0:13:19.200 --> 0:13:21.559 you were to storm this room just by yourself, right now, 0:13:21.800 --> 0:13:24.360 what would you do? And so he went all stay 0:13:24.360 --> 0:13:27.679 where you are then, right, and he went loaded up 0:13:27.720 --> 0:13:28.440 the NERF gun. 0:13:28.559 --> 0:13:28.679 Right. 0:13:28.720 --> 0:13:30.280 It was one of these sort of pump pump pump 0:13:30.320 --> 0:13:31.840 action ones where I had about I don't know about 0:13:31.840 --> 0:13:35.600 eight shots and we thought would be really funny, and 0:13:35.640 --> 0:13:38.319 then he came flying. This is all off air during 0:13:38.320 --> 0:13:40.360 a song, right. I was asking him to recreate what 0:13:40.360 --> 0:13:42.000 would happen if he was going to storm the room 0:13:42.400 --> 0:13:44.440 and he's on with a NERF gun, and I saw 0:13:44.480 --> 0:13:47.000 he just changed his demeanor, right, and he was like 0:13:47.080 --> 0:13:48.520 at the other side of the door, we had this 0:13:48.640 --> 0:13:50.800 big glass window, like we got here, and he was 0:13:50.840 --> 0:13:54.079 like just this body positioning tapes. And then it actually 0:13:54.080 --> 0:13:56.320 didn't make us laugh because it happened so quickly. There 0:13:56.360 --> 0:13:59.320 was something actually horrifying about it. How he just single 0:13:59.400 --> 0:14:03.000 handedly moved around the room and almost like a ninja, 0:14:03.080 --> 0:14:04.960 just swept around for he's a big guy, but moved 0:14:05.000 --> 0:14:07.640 so definitely and took out all of us, just went 0:14:07.679 --> 0:14:10.800 bank bank bank bank bank. I was the last one 0:14:10.800 --> 0:14:11.839 he killed, by the way, and he looked me in 0:14:11.840 --> 0:14:12.720 the ear before doing it. 0:14:14.559 --> 0:14:17.840 But anyway, team, I've got tactics. The producers are going 0:14:17.880 --> 0:14:20.200 down eleven am today laser tag. 0:14:20.160 --> 0:14:23.560 The Christian O'Connell breakfast Show Melbourne's Gold one oh four 0:14:23.600 --> 0:14:24.200 point three. 0:14:24.280 --> 0:14:26.280 Over the years, been lucky enough to interview you two 0:14:26.320 --> 0:14:28.640 a couple of times by Bono and the Edge, and 0:14:29.360 --> 0:14:30.760 they were sending them many many years ago that they 0:14:30.880 --> 0:14:32.600 got one of their early breaks when they were lucky 0:14:32.680 --> 0:14:34.560 enough to support. 0:14:34.000 --> 0:14:36.280 The police, I mean open for them. Really, this is 0:14:36.320 --> 0:14:38.800 way before they were the YouTube we havness. It's really 0:14:38.800 --> 0:14:39.640 really early days. 0:14:39.880 --> 0:14:42.920 But anyway, the police obviously hadn't done the research and 0:14:42.960 --> 0:14:45.160 they were just a band hired that were getting a 0:14:45.160 --> 0:14:50.000 bit of talk yep. And so first night Sting realizes cheit. 0:14:50.760 --> 0:14:54.200 They're amazing and there's something about that the way there's 0:14:54.240 --> 0:14:56.760 something about the lead singer. So the next night, for 0:14:56.760 --> 0:15:00.000 the rest of the tour, he insisted that the engineers 0:15:00.040 --> 0:15:02.800 put a limitter on their apps. Now something we don't 0:15:02.800 --> 0:15:06.000 know what a limitter is. It basically limits how loud 0:15:06.000 --> 0:15:07.320 and how great they can sound. 0:15:07.520 --> 0:15:11.440 In other words, deliberately scuffering. Just how good you too 0:15:11.520 --> 0:15:14.480 good sound because sting got a little bit insecure. You know, 0:15:14.520 --> 0:15:17.320 it's the world of music. They're all fragile musicians. 0:15:16.840 --> 0:15:18.440 The musical version of mecapping. 0:15:18.560 --> 0:15:21.400 Yes, yeah, that is that incredible. I love that. All right, 0:15:21.440 --> 0:15:26.040 let's do this on this day in mystery, on this 0:15:28.040 --> 0:15:32.200 day mystery, on this day today, February the seventies. Yesterday, 0:15:32.200 --> 0:15:34.600 on Februar the sixth, we discovered that the Queen Queen 0:15:34.640 --> 0:15:38.440 of England sent the world's first email yesterday Februe six, 0:15:38.520 --> 0:15:40.320 back in nineteen seventy six. 0:15:40.480 --> 0:15:42.120 Thank you very much for everyone. We actually found a 0:15:42.200 --> 0:15:44.800 photo of her doing that. It's an amazing photo on 0:15:44.800 --> 0:15:47.360 this giant mega computer. To them when they're like the 0:15:47.400 --> 0:15:50.200 old school computer, that huge one where there's big keyboards 0:15:50.400 --> 0:15:52.360 you had to like punch to get them to type 0:15:52.400 --> 0:15:54.360 anything out. Thank you for everyone who went to our 0:15:54.400 --> 0:15:57.600 Facebook page and put comments as to what do you 0:15:57.640 --> 0:15:59.080 thought the world's first email? 0:15:59.120 --> 0:15:59.680 Actually said? 0:16:00.440 --> 0:16:03.720 My favorite one was from Tim Cananan that simply said 0:16:05.040 --> 0:16:09.200 was a request to join a linked in network. I 0:16:09.240 --> 0:16:11.000 hate those. I get them every day. 0:16:11.320 --> 0:16:13.560 All right, Jack, you want charge with it today February 0:16:13.560 --> 0:16:14.240 the seventh. 0:16:14.520 --> 0:16:16.760 Before I give you the clue for today's on the 0:16:16.800 --> 0:16:19.920 same mystery, let me take you back to eighteen fifty 0:16:20.000 --> 0:16:24.280 six when Tasmania was the first parliament in the world 0:16:24.520 --> 0:16:26.360 to do a secret ballot. 0:16:26.600 --> 0:16:27.120 Is that right? 0:16:27.200 --> 0:16:27.520