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Speaker 1: It's the Will and Woody podcast.

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Speaker 2: Yes, that's a big question.

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Speaker 3: Was Unfortunately, numerous examples just suggest that nudity, even outfits,

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Speaker 3: even racy outfits, not getting guys off couches when they're

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Speaker 3: in the middle of a video game.

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Speaker 2: That blows my mind. Although you know, for you, I mean,

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Speaker 2: I don't know if your partner's ever tried to put

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Speaker 2: you revealed that when you're playing your keyboard because synthesize,

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Speaker 2: excuse me, when you're in there making no doubt, some

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Speaker 2: banging tracks, your partner will walk by in the nude

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Speaker 2: and you'll just go, I'm sorry.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, Well, you know, I think when Beethoven wrote the Fifth,

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Speaker 3: I mean, he was deaf, so his wife would have

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Speaker 2: First up. Of course she.

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Speaker 3: Could be like, hey, bothe Oven coming look at these No, no, no,

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Speaker 3: But when he was in the middle of making the Fifth,

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Speaker 3: I mean he would have said the same thing. There's

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Speaker 3: no amount of breast, nor hip, nor flesh that would

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Speaker 2: It is hit particularly exciting for you, like a woman's hips,

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Speaker 2: You like the hips, women's hips yeah, I quite like

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Speaker 2: a Well, we shouldn't get into it because it's sick,

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Speaker 2: but the question is, you know it does then you

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Speaker 2: get a man off the couch.

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Speaker 3: Well, the point is I'm no longer a slave to

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Speaker 3: the human flesh and nice as venturer.

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Speaker 2: Thanks better.

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Speaker 3: But I think that not a lot of men would

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Speaker 3: be when it comes to being getting, you know, making

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Speaker 3: something of substance woods, and often that making thing of

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Speaker 3: substance might be taking out a base, a boss, protecting

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Speaker 3: your friends online in a game of cod.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, you know it's pretty well, it's wild to hear that.

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Speaker 2: We we get a lot of women calling up saying

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Speaker 2: they don't get the attention. But anyhow, button Bush, Joel's

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Speaker 2: dragged off the couch though, I mean he's a sick man.

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Speaker 4: Well, I don't play Call of Dudy. If I'm watching

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Speaker 4: nut and says, this is your one in a six

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Speaker 4: month chance, take it now or tokens will not be revoked.

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Speaker 2: Or paid back.

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Speaker 4: We have a token system at home, but not importantly,

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Speaker 4: he really no, obviously not. But I think there's a

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Speaker 4: pretty big crisis here that we heard from so many

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Speaker 4: women who like the partners, wouldn't even look, don't budge

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Speaker 2: It's all that. But then go back to playing, well,

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Speaker 2: I go back to composing Joel. Yeah, he's not playing

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Speaker 2: with the deep mind as well. He's coming.

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Speaker 3: We've got arguably the most spoken of guests we've ever

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Speaker 3: had in a studio right now.

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Speaker 2: Our next guest calls himself the Barefoot Investor.

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Speaker 1: Quite peculiar.

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Speaker 2: Really, I'm not him for years now, and.

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Speaker 1: Every time I've seen him he's had his shoes on.

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Speaker 1: He's the author of the Only Money Guardule ever need.

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Speaker 5: He advises buckets, splage cards and monthly datenights to discuss

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Speaker 5: your financial plans, something he says he.

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Speaker 1: Finds play the turn on. Goodness, I think it's tid.

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Speaker 1: We had an intervention about his idea of romance.

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Speaker 2: Welcome to the show, the Barefoot Investor himself.

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Speaker 5: Who's wearing shoes by the way, Scott Bay, Yes.

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Speaker 2: Good afternoon, mate. So you and your wife just go

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Speaker 5: Well, we actually have a date night first Tuesday of

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Speaker 5: every month, which coincides with the r b a interestrade

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Speaker 5: announcements and how sexy is that?

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Speaker 2: It just reminds me? But yeah, so I guess you

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Speaker 2: going rather than a bit of healthy debt? Does it

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Speaker 2: like you just? Well no, no, that's a turnoff for me.

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Speaker 2: Turn off.

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Speaker 5: But actually talking about finance with my wife, Yeah.

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Speaker 2: What's your favorite finance word? Like in particular fin like rebate? Wow,

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Speaker 2: he just took it to a whole level. What's your

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Speaker 5: I think I think dividends is nothing better than a

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Speaker 5: negative gearing.

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Speaker 2: Negative hearing, I tried, negative gear is not for me.

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Speaker 5: That is, I'm actually gonna get out of bed and

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Speaker 2: Wow, pants are back on. Gearing is not good? Wow?

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Speaker 5: But but say The Barefoot Investor, The Only Money Guy

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Speaker 5: You'll Ever need, actually became the best selling Aussie book

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Speaker 5: in history. And so the question would be what do

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Speaker 5: you think I actually beat in order to do that?

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Speaker 3: So before before we before we have a guess as

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Speaker 3: to what beat you can we just stop on that

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Speaker 3: for a second. Yes, because I'd never like all of

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Speaker 3: a sudden I'm out at parties.

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Speaker 2: Yes, And people are drunk. What are you guys talking about? Anyway?

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Speaker 2: I was talking about this guy, the barefoot investor.

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Speaker 6: You how can you guys afford cigarettes?

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Speaker 2: Anyway?

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Speaker 6: Oh?

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Speaker 2: I bought him with my joy card. Oh my god.

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Speaker 3: The next wanker that whips out an card and tells

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Speaker 3: me that they bought something on this thing that this bloke,

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Speaker 3: And I was like, honestly, who the hell is this?

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Speaker 2: A different parties? But I couldn't get rid of you.

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Speaker 2: You were you actually get the book. You're in my family,

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Speaker 2: You're in my relationship. So you wouldn't have like a

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Speaker 2: crazy uncle that bought the book for you.

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Speaker 3: No, No, I had because my brothers were into it, like I,

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Speaker 2: I could not avoid you. Do you ever think that

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Speaker 2: writing a book about like how to just sort out

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Speaker 2: your personal finances in by the way, which like I've

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Speaker 2: heard it referenced a lot. Yes, seems like quite a

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Speaker 2: simple structure was going to be the leviathan that it

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Speaker 2: is now. No, it was in millions of copies.

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Speaker 5: It is crazy, so you never never expect that to happen.

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Speaker 5: And when it sort of took off, it was it

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Speaker 5: was quite strange. I don't know whether I could do

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Speaker 5: I actually said to like in the last sort of

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Speaker 5: five minutes before I send it to the publisher, I'm like,

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Speaker 5: you know what I want to do. I want to

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Speaker 5: donate ten percent of my royalties to the Financial Counseling Association.

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Speaker 2: So I'm a financial counselor.

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Speaker 5: If you ring the one at one hundred double oh seven,

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Speaker 5: double seven number, which is the National Debt Helpline, you

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Speaker 5: get to talk to someone like me.

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Speaker 2: It's all free. It's free help.

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Speaker 2: So we basically help.

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Speaker 5: People like single mums and we'll try and help in

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Speaker 5: any way that we can. So I donated ten percent

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Speaker 2: You just propped them.

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Speaker 5: There's like a gold statue.

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Speaker 2: When The Awesome.

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Speaker 6: Shanned on Adam, we've got the barefoot investor, Scott Pape himself,

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Speaker 6: who is in the studio, has got a brand new show,

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Speaker 6: a TV show which is on Foxtel tonight.

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Speaker 2: It's called Scott Pape's Money Movements. But look, it's.

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Speaker 3: Got somebody who's obviously made a living off being incredibly thrift, yes,

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Speaker 2: I mean, well done, congratulations you.

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Speaker 3: If I'm being totally honest with you, I feel this

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Speaker 3: is a little bit like I'm not sure if you've

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Speaker 3: seen episode one The Phantom Menace, but the Sith are

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Speaker 3: very aware of the fact that Anakin Skywalker is alive

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Speaker 2: It's a deep reference.

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Speaker 3: You're very much the Sith right now, and you should

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Speaker 3: be very aware of Woody white.

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Speaker 2: Law, who is Anakin Skywalker. About every every dollar is

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Speaker 5: And I'm told that this jumper has got holes in it.

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Speaker 2: Wow, What are your thoughts on that? As the barefoot investor?

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Speaker 5: As in the fact that I can see your arm

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Speaker 5: hair advice, isn't it grooming choice that you've decided there?

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Speaker 2: No, I think it's good. Although no one likes to

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Speaker 2: tight us right.

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Speaker 5: No, you know, I don't want to be that miser

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Speaker 5: that you go to the pub with and you're like,

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Speaker 5: you go and you go the round and then they get.

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Speaker 2: A groan while you're all getting beers.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, so you just want to make sure that you

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Speaker 5: don't want to be a tighter. If you do it well,

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Speaker 5: you're flying to the radar, Scott. If you do it well,

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Speaker 5: no one knows.

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Speaker 3: We do know, we can we kick it up.

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Speaker 2: Well, going to go for a drink up this interview, Scott. Now,

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Speaker 2: let's let's just try and say then we'll have a

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Speaker 2: quick thrift off here. School holidays are coming up.

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Speaker 3: I'm just going to throw you guys in now a

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Speaker 3: quick hypothetical here, just throw us around. Hey, you can

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Speaker 3: save some cash in that analogy yet to thrift off.

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Speaker 2: Let's kick it off with you, Scott. Camping.

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Speaker 3: If you're going camping with your kids, your family the

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Speaker 5: Well, I think that first of all, you're actually just

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Speaker 5: Therefore you don't actually even have.

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Speaker 2: To drive, no overheads at all. He's done. Well there,

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Speaker 2: the barefoot investor bang. That's really good.

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Speaker 2: Earlier I thought he'd fold into the night. I don't

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Speaker 2: think I can do the same in my courtyard, my

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Speaker 3: True, what are you thinking then? Woulds camping for camping.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah, I mean I think Scott got me

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Speaker 3: Well, man, I don't know, mate, you're the one who's

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Speaker 3: the self proclaimed thrift thrift man. So let's move on, then,

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Speaker 3: shall we? Theme parks? Obviously, lots of kids are going

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Speaker 3: to be wanting to go to theme parks. You know,

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Speaker 3: you're wetting wilds your water World's see World a bit

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Speaker 2: Theme parking your farm, do you?

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Speaker 3: I mean?

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Speaker 2: Sorry, I'm getting competitive, I'm getting competitive.

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Speaker 5: I guess what I would say is that we are

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Speaker 5: getting the three park super passed because I am actually

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Speaker 5: the superpass right, Okay, yeah, So I'm actually getting in

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Speaker 5: a winter bago in a few weeks time, four kids,

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Speaker 5: my wife, so six of us traveling three thousand kilometers

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Speaker 5: This may be the most expensive holiday of my life

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Speaker 5: because I may get divorced given that I have my

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Speaker 5: wife and four children.

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Speaker 2: Days.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, just get yourself some good audible audio books, That's

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Speaker 3: what I would recommend, and.

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Speaker 2: We're going to bring our own snacks. We're not We're

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Speaker 2: not doing the hospital in your own sacks. That's how

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Speaker 2: they touches there. When you put an audio book on Scott,

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Speaker 2: do you chuck on the Barefoot Investors Magic Faraway Tree.

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Speaker 7: But we do it.

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Speaker 5: We do it from the library where we're actually we

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Speaker 3: Yeah and famous for something else, but we're not allowed

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Speaker 8: Absolutely not.

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Speaker 12: It wasn't me, could you?

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Speaker 2: I used to be in your share house you do.

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Speaker 2: You're washing sometimes like Jesus do where did this cheese

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Speaker 2: got a Miranda here? If that anyone who stinks five Miranda?

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Speaker 2: You put something in a friend's suitcase.

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Speaker 1: It's the Woody podcast.

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Speaker 2: Alone, all right. You got to convince us that you

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Speaker 2: are you alive and just putting on a void. Tough

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Speaker 2: tough to do. But let's see if Locke is up

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Speaker 2: to the task. High lockey. Good, How I am pretty good?

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Speaker 2: Thank you mate. Who are you in the car with Lock?

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Speaker 2: I'm just with my coworker. What's what's your coworker's name?

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Speaker 2: His name is Rick? Rick? Okay, what's the age of Rick?

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Speaker 2: He's twenty three? He's twenty three? Ok. Can you chuck

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Speaker 2: Rick on the phone? Please? Lock chuck him on now?

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Speaker 14: Yeah?

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Speaker 13: Good?

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Speaker 2: Out, he's gone. Yeah, good, pretty good, Thank you? Rick?

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Speaker 2: What are you working?

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Speaker 15: Just on the way home?

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Speaker 2: That wasn't the question? Okay, well, no, where do you work? Rick?

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Speaker 8: All over the shop?

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Speaker 2: It's a lot of holesy, but I like it sounds

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Speaker 2: You're a plumber. You figured out what you do, Rick,

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Speaker 2: which is good? All right? Sorry, Lockie, we think it's

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Speaker 8: So that one.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, we're gonna have to go on account of the

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Speaker 2: to Pat Hi Pat Jesus. Yeah, helloa, hello, are you

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Speaker 2: very well? Thank you? Pat? Who are you in the

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Speaker 2: car with Pat?

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Speaker 16: I'll with Pat senior?

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Speaker 2: Pat? So is that your dad?

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Speaker 12: Yeah?

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Speaker 4: Oh?

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Speaker 2: Check your dad on the phone. Yeah, hello for you,

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Speaker 2: very good Pat s. What are you in your set

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Speaker 14: What do you mean? What we up today?

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Speaker 3: Going home?

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Speaker 2: You're going home going? Why are you in the car together?

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Speaker 2: Do you work together or what's the story? Pat?

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Speaker 9: Yeah, we work together?

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Speaker 2: You work together. You're back on the phone now, Pat?

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Speaker 15: Yeah?

442
00:20:53,600 --> 00:20:55,920
Speaker 2: Can you check Pat? Send you back on yep.

443
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Speaker 15: Hello, hey, Pat?

444
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Speaker 2: What's your least favorite part about your son? Yeah? Perfect,

445
00:21:03,560 --> 00:21:07,440
Speaker 2: it's definitely definitely it's only a dad could have tech

446
00:21:07,520 --> 00:21:16,040
Speaker 2: issues like pets. I can't hear you. Hey, Joel, here

447
00:21:16,040 --> 00:21:19,119
Speaker 2: you going pretty good? Thanks mate? Uh? Who are you

448
00:21:19,160 --> 00:21:22,399
Speaker 2: in the car with? Joe? I'm with my nephew, with

449
00:21:22,520 --> 00:21:26,640
Speaker 2: your nephew with your nephew? Okay, how would your nephew four?

450
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Speaker 2: What's his name?

451
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Speaker 3: Jeremy?

452
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Speaker 2: Okay, put Jeremy on the phone. Place Joe?

453
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Speaker 14: You ready?

454
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Speaker 2: Hello, Hey Jeremy, what are you doing with your with

455
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Speaker 2: your uncle?

456
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Speaker 7: Uh?

457
00:21:40,160 --> 00:21:40,880
Speaker 8: You're picking up.

458
00:21:40,840 --> 00:21:42,480
Speaker 11: From school today?

459
00:21:43,560 --> 00:21:46,520
Speaker 2: Sorry? Started out well and I think the wheels have

460
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Speaker 2: come off. Sorry, Joel.

461
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Speaker 6: Unless he's bulls dropped at the age of four, something

462
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Speaker 6: tells me not your nephew.

463
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Speaker 3: Let's go to Chrisyer to take things on I've got

464
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Speaker 3: pop grammar, stray quiz, Grisie.

465
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Speaker 2: Who are you in the car with?

466
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Speaker 15: I with my brother?

467
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Speaker 2: Awesome, let's check Tommy on.

468
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Speaker 1: Hello, It's the Will and Woody podcast.

469
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Speaker 2: Speaking of rippers.

470
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Speaker 3: Oh, you're talking about people taking their clothes off strippers.

471
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Speaker 2: There is I didn't pick up what you were putting down.

472
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Speaker 3: Don't condescend me bringing this sort of a story, mate,

473
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Speaker 3: I'm trying to get around you go myself.

474
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Speaker 2: But the story that Will is referring to is an

475
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Speaker 2: unnamed Russian woman who streaked the European Championships over in Europe. Europe,

476
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Speaker 2: take your clothes?

477
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Speaker 7: What it is?

478
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Speaker 2: Where did you think the euros was? I thought it

479
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Speaker 2: was in a particular European country, But right, just saying

480
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Speaker 2: Europe worked perfectly. Yeah, you know, it's all across Europe.

481
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Speaker 2: They're playing different Yeah, that's what's great about it. That's

482
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Speaker 2: how they do it beautiful. Yeah. Anyway, So what I

483
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Speaker 2: found interesting about this, so this streaker streaks the European

484
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Speaker 2: Championships and instantly you get the attention of the entire crowd.

485
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Speaker 2: Everyone's looking at the streaker, and I just find it

486
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Speaker 2: so funny that doing something so simple as a streak

487
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Speaker 2: can get the reaction of everybody.

488
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Speaker 3: Why why do you find it interesting if somebody's nude

489
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Speaker 3: in the place they shouldn't be nerd, that's the most

490
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Speaker 3: captivating thing possible.

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Speaker 2: Okay, now I want to grow on that. Do you

492
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Speaker 2: want to grow on it? Sorry, the wrong choice of words.

493
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Speaker 2: Who daisies? But I want to extend what you've just

494
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Speaker 2: said there. That's also a wrong choice of words. I

495
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Speaker 2: just can't nail it. I just want to continue the

496
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Speaker 2: line of conversation with what you're saying. And I want

497
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Speaker 2: to ask a question. Do you think if somebody does

498
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Speaker 2: the nude streak within their home, streak within their home?

499
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Speaker 3: Yeah?

500
00:23:52,640 --> 00:23:54,920
Speaker 2: Yeah, so this does a nude drive by their home,

501
00:23:55,040 --> 00:23:57,800
Speaker 2: it gets the attention of their partner immediately. Okay, it

502
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Speaker 2: depends what you're doing now here, because usually the only

503
00:24:01,160 --> 00:24:02,800
Speaker 2: reason you do it to get the attention of your

504
00:24:02,800 --> 00:24:05,359
Speaker 2: partner is if they're obviously absorbed in something else. So

505
00:24:05,359 --> 00:24:07,640
Speaker 2: they might be gaming, or they might be watching sport

506
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Speaker 2: that you're not interested in. So my question is, if

507
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Speaker 2: you do do a nude walk by, do you get

508
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Speaker 2: their attention?

509
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Speaker 3: Again, it really does depend on what you're doing. I mean,

510
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Speaker 3: I as you know, I bought a synthesizer recently, the

511
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Speaker 3: deep Mine twelve, and.

512
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Speaker 2: I've had a lot of time on that thing recently,

513
00:24:25,960 --> 00:24:27,280
Speaker 2: because you're a partner of the Nude Drive.

514
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Speaker 3: Absolutely, And well, she comes by the office, the office,

515
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Speaker 3: you call it the office. I've got an office, and yeah,

516
00:24:41,440 --> 00:24:44,080
Speaker 3: I've got the synth out and running certain patches and whatnot.

517
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Speaker 2: And yeah, sometimes she'll get out of the shower and

518
00:24:45,680 --> 00:24:48,320
Speaker 2: she'll be like, hey, well and what do you do.

519
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Speaker 2: I go bank to jamming out the great beats? My friend.

520
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Speaker 3: Well, when you're in the middle, I mean, like you know,

521
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Speaker 3: when you're in the middle. Obviously you know I don't.

522
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Speaker 3: I haven't been on the end of a masterpiece before.

523
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Speaker 3: But I'm telling you, when you in the thick of it,

524
00:25:01,440 --> 00:25:03,439
Speaker 3: there's not there's nothing that can distract you.

525
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Speaker 2: There's that nothing.

526
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Speaker 3: Not even my beautiful, gorgeous Dutch girlfriend Sam. She doesn't

527
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Speaker 3: do it for me in those In those instances, you know,

528
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Speaker 3: you could have Catherine Heigel walk behind me. That's a

529
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Speaker 3: weird persons attracted. You say she's unattractive, but she's probably

530
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Speaker 3: I probably haven't gone for like an I promise Jennifer Anderston.

531
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Speaker 2: When you're in the middle of it.

532
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Speaker 3: Yeah, sure, okay, Well, I mean you'd say the same

533
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Speaker 3: thing if you're watching a football game, like if you're watching.

534
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Speaker 2: The d's play.

535
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Speaker 3: If my partner and they are in a blow for

536
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Speaker 3: blow battle in a great game, you're on the couch.

537
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Speaker 2: My partner does a nude walk by. I'm sorry, I

538
00:25:45,080 --> 00:25:47,359
Speaker 2: can't focus on the football anymore. But maybe that's because

539
00:25:47,359 --> 00:25:49,600
Speaker 2: I'm early in my relationship. But when you mean, when

540
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Speaker 2: you can't focus on the football, you have a quick

541
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Speaker 2: look like all there, and then you go back to

542
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Speaker 2: what you're doing. But you're not the rats. Didn't the

543
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Speaker 2: piper lead the rat? I'm a rat. She'd get off

544
00:26:02,160 --> 00:26:04,320
Speaker 2: the couch and you'd follow her. I think. So she's

545
00:26:04,359 --> 00:26:06,280
Speaker 2: never done a nude drive. If you're in the middle

546
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Speaker 2: of a video game, Yeah, I'm a rat again.

547
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Speaker 3: Because I've got mates who play video games religiously, and

548
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Speaker 3: a very good friend of mine, I'll say he name Sangy.

549
00:26:16,240 --> 00:26:19,560
Speaker 2: Sangy. She her boyfriend Jerry, very into video games.

550
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Speaker 3: And she said sometimes she'll walk in there and like

551
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Speaker 3: she'll literally take her top off and you know, do

552
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Speaker 3: some sort of a suggestive shuffle and she has to shuffle.

553
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Speaker 2: Well, you know, she describe obviously, you know you're using euphemism.

554
00:26:32,240 --> 00:26:34,160
Speaker 3: She'll do a suggestive shuffle and he'll be like, sorry,

555
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Speaker 3: I'm literally at the end of level five.

556
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Speaker 2: Haven't cracked it yet, put it away.

557
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Speaker 14: All right.

558
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Speaker 2: I'd love to hear from some more people who have

559
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Speaker 2: tried the nude drive by. So thirty one oh sixty

560
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Speaker 2: five is our number. Do you have a go at

561
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Speaker 2: the nude walk by in front of your partner? And

562
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Speaker 2: the follow up question is, obviously, do you get their attention?

563
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Speaker 14: Yeah?

564
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Speaker 2: I mean can you remove a man from the couch

565
00:26:53,640 --> 00:26:55,160
Speaker 2: with nudity? Yeah?

566
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Speaker 3: I mean that's that's really what this comes down to,

567
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Speaker 3: because we know, I mean certainly can't do it with

568
00:27:00,760 --> 00:27:02,080
Speaker 3: a woman at the end of the day, when Grand

569
00:27:02,080 --> 00:27:04,520
Speaker 3: Designs is on, Grand Designs is on, no matter how

570
00:27:04,560 --> 00:27:06,600
Speaker 3: many helicopters appear in front of her face.

571
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Speaker 2: If there's a blog who has got their woman off

572
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Speaker 2: the couch with a new driver, but I'd love to

573
00:27:09,600 --> 00:27:13,040
Speaker 2: hear it though, do you use nudity to get your

574
00:27:13,119 --> 00:27:13,960
Speaker 2: man off the couch?

575
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Speaker 3: Take?

576
00:27:16,920 --> 00:27:20,840
Speaker 2: And then yeah? Is it successful? Do they go instantly?

577
00:27:21,600 --> 00:27:24,439
Speaker 2: I'd just love to hear some honesty from anyone who

578
00:27:25,080 --> 00:27:27,240
Speaker 2: it's the last line of defense you would have thought

579
00:27:27,760 --> 00:27:30,200
Speaker 2: to try and win over the attention of someone who's

580
00:27:30,240 --> 00:27:31,400
Speaker 2: absorbed in the television.

581
00:27:31,560 --> 00:27:36,400
Speaker 3: Yeah, like surely, you know, throwing out food and anything

582
00:27:36,440 --> 00:27:38,399
Speaker 3: else before you throw it, getting nude in front of

583
00:27:38,440 --> 00:27:39,400
Speaker 3: them to get them off the couch.

584
00:27:39,400 --> 00:27:41,000
Speaker 2: Well yeah, let us know thirty one six to five.

585
00:27:41,040 --> 00:27:42,639
Speaker 2: But the reason we're talking about is because there was

586
00:27:42,720 --> 00:27:46,560
Speaker 2: this a streaker at the European Championships, and I found

587
00:27:46,560 --> 00:27:49,480
Speaker 2: it interesting that a streaker in public like that gets

588
00:27:49,520 --> 00:27:54,720
Speaker 2: attention immediately. Well, yeah, from the Drinka, from the entire crab,

589
00:27:54,760 --> 00:27:57,320
Speaker 2: But does it work in the hut.

590
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Speaker 3: The other thing I'd say about this was so I

591
00:27:58,880 --> 00:28:01,480
Speaker 3: don't know if they are now because when the streaker

592
00:28:02,480 --> 00:28:06,359
Speaker 3: analogous analogous, like, I don't know if the stories necessarily

593
00:28:06,520 --> 00:28:09,960
Speaker 3: match up watching a streaker on the soccer pitch versus

594
00:28:10,040 --> 00:28:12,720
Speaker 3: getting a guy off the couch in his house because

595
00:28:13,800 --> 00:28:17,520
Speaker 3: the on the soccer pitch, where's the streaker on the

596
00:28:17,600 --> 00:28:19,639
Speaker 3: pitch right in front of you so you don't have

597
00:28:19,720 --> 00:28:20,640
Speaker 3: to get out of your chair?

598
00:28:20,920 --> 00:28:23,400
Speaker 2: Yeah, very true? Do you know what I mean? Yeah?

599
00:28:23,480 --> 00:28:23,800
Speaker 2: Very true.

600
00:28:23,800 --> 00:28:25,280
Speaker 3: I mean there's an argument to say that if the

601
00:28:25,320 --> 00:28:28,560
Speaker 3: streaker was outside the stadium in the car park, guys

602
00:28:28,600 --> 00:28:29,640
Speaker 3: probably wouldn't.

603
00:28:29,320 --> 00:28:31,920
Speaker 2: Leave their seats. There's an experiment though, that is an

604
00:28:31,960 --> 00:28:35,040
Speaker 2: experiment experiment. There are a whole bunch of streakers in

605
00:28:35,119 --> 00:28:39,440
Speaker 2: the car park right, how many people, particularly if it's

606
00:28:39,440 --> 00:28:42,240
Speaker 2: a close game. It's amazing. We've heard from you will

607
00:28:42,280 --> 00:28:44,280
Speaker 2: when you're on the keyboard, your partner sometimes is a

608
00:28:44,320 --> 00:28:46,600
Speaker 2: new drive by. It doesn't work, doesn't it? You stay

609
00:28:46,640 --> 00:28:49,240
Speaker 2: on your little keyboard. But we've got a married man

610
00:28:49,320 --> 00:28:53,080
Speaker 2: in the here, Joel, Joel, does your does your wife

611
00:28:53,320 --> 00:28:55,400
Speaker 2: ever try the I wouldn't say.

612
00:28:55,400 --> 00:28:57,200
Speaker 4: It's probably the only thing that gets me off the

613
00:28:57,280 --> 00:28:59,280
Speaker 4: couch really, because I live on there and every night

614
00:28:59,320 --> 00:29:01,680
Speaker 4: it's my little you know, two hour sort of break

615
00:29:01,760 --> 00:29:04,280
Speaker 4: after work and dealing with kids to put them down,

616
00:29:04,440 --> 00:29:07,360
Speaker 4: and you know, I sit there watching Netflix and she's like,

617
00:29:07,480 --> 00:29:09,400
Speaker 4: come to bed, yep, and I won't.

618
00:29:09,440 --> 00:29:10,040
Speaker 2: I just won't listen.

619
00:29:10,040 --> 00:29:11,440
Speaker 4: I be on my phone or watching a show. And

620
00:29:11,560 --> 00:29:14,120
Speaker 4: then the nude walk into the lounge. I think, just

621
00:29:14,200 --> 00:29:17,120
Speaker 4: lets you know, this is your only chance.

622
00:29:17,600 --> 00:29:20,360
Speaker 2: Wow, wow, interesting and it works, it works, But I

623
00:29:20,480 --> 00:29:21,040
Speaker 2: actually did it.

624
00:29:21,120 --> 00:29:23,440
Speaker 4: Back to her, Oh here we go here we got

625
00:29:23,520 --> 00:29:25,920
Speaker 4: as successful a lot as successful so you can.

626
00:29:26,000 --> 00:29:29,200
Speaker 3: I just ask on that the nude walk that your

627
00:29:29,480 --> 00:29:31,760
Speaker 3: your beautiful wife does. So you're on the counch that

628
00:29:31,800 --> 00:29:34,640
Speaker 3: you're watching your show, she goes into the lounge and

629
00:29:34,800 --> 00:29:36,880
Speaker 3: come to bed, you say no. Does she then go

630
00:29:37,080 --> 00:29:39,360
Speaker 3: back to the bedroom, take her clothes off, come back

631
00:29:39,440 --> 00:29:42,280
Speaker 3: and go, hey, you're missing out on this yep, right?

632
00:29:42,840 --> 00:29:44,880
Speaker 3: And then when you go to bed, does she ever

633
00:29:45,000 --> 00:29:47,160
Speaker 3: double cross you and just say ah, no, I just

634
00:29:47,200 --> 00:29:48,040
Speaker 3: did it to get you into bed.

635
00:29:48,160 --> 00:29:50,280
Speaker 2: I really wanted you to have a good night's sleep. No,

636
00:29:50,480 --> 00:29:57,040
Speaker 2: but that would work, have you? I think it's something

637
00:29:57,040 --> 00:29:59,920
Speaker 2: We've got a female perspective here which would be good. Alan,

638
00:30:00,560 --> 00:30:02,080
Speaker 2: your partner is a gamer.

639
00:30:03,280 --> 00:30:06,200
Speaker 15: He definitely is. He's a full time gamer. He has

640
00:30:06,280 --> 00:30:08,040
Speaker 15: a YouTube channel and everything.

641
00:30:08,720 --> 00:30:10,760
Speaker 2: Hell very serious about it. Okay, so do you ever

642
00:30:10,880 --> 00:30:13,400
Speaker 2: try the nude walk by to try and get his attention?

643
00:30:14,440 --> 00:30:14,720
Speaker 9: I have.

644
00:30:14,880 --> 00:30:17,960
Speaker 15: I've done the whole get him a shower of shave everywhere,

645
00:30:18,080 --> 00:30:22,520
Speaker 15: clean myself, hotow, nothing, just straight up to the game

646
00:30:22,600 --> 00:30:27,800
Speaker 15: through bloody hell and well he maybe will give me

647
00:30:27,800 --> 00:30:29,960
Speaker 15: a bit of a side glance and be like I'm busy.

648
00:30:30,360 --> 00:30:34,600
Speaker 2: Oh god, you can't do wonders for your self confidence? Hell, yes, sorry,

649
00:30:35,080 --> 00:30:39,120
Speaker 2: not even a full glance, just a side side. What

650
00:30:39,280 --> 00:30:40,840
Speaker 2: game was he playing at that time?

651
00:30:40,920 --> 00:30:42,880
Speaker 15: Hours Call of Judy?

652
00:30:43,000 --> 00:30:45,240
Speaker 3: Yeah, well you know fair enough the enemies were all

653
00:30:45,240 --> 00:30:48,080
Speaker 3: around him. Let's go to Georgia on thirty one and

654
00:30:48,160 --> 00:30:51,239
Speaker 3: six five. Georgia just nuded to get your boyfriend off

655
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Speaker 3: the couch.

656
00:30:53,320 --> 00:30:56,160
Speaker 11: It used to, but not anymore.

657
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Speaker 8: I have done the whole dressing up, the high heels,

658
00:31:01,400 --> 00:31:06,479
Speaker 8: the very sexy outfit, and he just black. I'll get

659
00:31:06,680 --> 00:31:11,040
Speaker 8: maybe an ooh occasionally, and then he just is focused

660
00:31:11,040 --> 00:31:12,480
Speaker 8: on video games.

661
00:31:12,560 --> 00:31:16,120
Speaker 2: Video games, on video games, right right? How often are

662
00:31:16,160 --> 00:31:17,080
Speaker 2: we doing this, Georgia?

663
00:31:18,400 --> 00:31:21,720
Speaker 8: Well see I used to do it like once every night,

664
00:31:21,800 --> 00:31:26,120
Speaker 8: every second night, and side down to like once or

665
00:31:26,160 --> 00:31:26,760
Speaker 8: twice a week.

666
00:31:27,040 --> 00:31:28,760
Speaker 2: And you're doing it in high heels, with the with

667
00:31:28,840 --> 00:31:30,680
Speaker 2: the outfits, the outfits.

668
00:31:30,240 --> 00:31:33,200
Speaker 11: On sometimes yeah yeah, cling through a.

669
00:31:33,200 --> 00:31:35,280
Speaker 2: Lot of the Georgie. Is it the same kit, Georgia?

670
00:31:35,360 --> 00:31:38,400
Speaker 2: Maybe try a different kit, Like, what's the current kit?

671
00:31:39,240 --> 00:31:42,479
Speaker 8: I've had multiple different kits. It just doesn't work right.

672
00:31:42,760 --> 00:31:45,760
Speaker 2: I shouldn't die. Hell, let's let's go to Meg. Now,

673
00:31:45,880 --> 00:31:51,959
Speaker 2: I'm getting outfits. I will, you've got the you've got

674
00:31:52,040 --> 00:31:55,640
Speaker 2: the flip on this Meg your your your boyfriend goes

675
00:31:55,680 --> 00:31:56,600
Speaker 2: for the new drive by?

676
00:31:57,840 --> 00:32:05,680
Speaker 11: Yes, yeah, my fiance yeah, and yeah, just it will Yes,

677
00:32:05,800 --> 00:32:06,320
Speaker 11: that's it for me.

678
00:32:07,320 --> 00:32:07,960
Speaker 3: I'll get up.

679
00:32:09,400 --> 00:32:12,080
Speaker 2: What you're watching TV on the couch? What are you watching? Meg?

680
00:32:13,480 --> 00:32:15,480
Speaker 11: It would just be Netflix or something.

681
00:32:16,120 --> 00:32:19,440
Speaker 14: And if he if he comes out to me after

682
00:32:19,560 --> 00:32:22,840
Speaker 14: a shower or anything like that, Yeah, is.

683
00:32:25,960 --> 00:32:28,040
Speaker 2: He doing the chopper or is he anything like that

684
00:32:28,240 --> 00:32:29,360
Speaker 2: or is it just just straight up.

685
00:32:30,800 --> 00:32:33,000
Speaker 9: No, he were just walks out and says, you know

686
00:32:33,280 --> 00:32:33,880
Speaker 9: what you're watching?

687
00:32:34,080 --> 00:32:37,600
Speaker 10: Like and I'll look over and then it gets turned off.

688
00:32:37,560 --> 00:32:37,920
Speaker 9: And that's it.

689
00:32:39,160 --> 00:32:41,320
Speaker 2: He does a casual I like that, So it turned

690
00:32:41,360 --> 00:32:47,560
Speaker 2: off turned on there he is. Yeah, that's pretty wild.

691
00:32:47,680 --> 00:32:49,400
Speaker 2: I never thought it would work for a bloke. Do

692
00:32:49,440 --> 00:32:51,800
Speaker 2: you reckon if I tried it tonight the New drive By? Yeah?

693
00:32:51,840 --> 00:32:53,840
Speaker 2: Do you reckon if I tried a nude drive by tonight?

694
00:32:53,920 --> 00:32:56,360
Speaker 2: Because often I get home and membaby should be in

695
00:32:56,440 --> 00:32:59,680
Speaker 2: Gossip Girl or something. Drink that's your own Gossip Girl.

696
00:33:00,000 --> 00:33:01,840
Speaker 2: I do love Gossip Girls. Yeah, but if I go

697
00:33:02,000 --> 00:33:03,880
Speaker 2: home during if I did in a nude drive by

698
00:33:04,160 --> 00:33:08,000
Speaker 2: on arrival, on arrival, walk in the door nerd well, Yeah,

699
00:33:08,920 --> 00:33:10,840
Speaker 2: it's the only way to catch her off, catch her

700
00:33:10,880 --> 00:33:13,600
Speaker 2: off guard in the door. Well, she wants to me

701
00:33:13,680 --> 00:33:15,320
Speaker 2: and will through the door, shull be down the other

702
00:33:16,400 --> 00:33:18,920
Speaker 2: through only I'm four. This only if you put it

703
00:33:18,960 --> 00:33:21,760
Speaker 2: online though, But I'm naked.

704
00:33:21,880 --> 00:33:23,920
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's by not film it from your perspective so

705
00:33:23,960 --> 00:33:25,160
Speaker 3: people can't see that your nerve.

706
00:33:25,200 --> 00:33:29,120
Speaker 2: Oh ye're done to Yeah done? Walk home. Keep your

707
00:33:29,160 --> 00:33:31,360
Speaker 2: eyes on Will and Woody's instagram when you say your

708
00:33:31,360 --> 00:33:33,440
Speaker 2: walk home, not walking home nerd as well? You get

709
00:33:33,600 --> 00:33:35,480
Speaker 2: nude when you get in the door. I'm riding home,

710
00:33:35,520 --> 00:33:38,160
Speaker 2: so pretty sweaty. Oh it's a bit sexy. Is that sexy?

711
00:33:38,760 --> 00:33:40,960
Speaker 2: Don't know? But anyway, you're gonna get nude when you

712
00:33:41,040 --> 00:33:42,840
Speaker 2: walk in the round door and then you put it online. Yes,

713
00:33:43,000 --> 00:33:44,920
Speaker 2: huge watch with Will and Woody on the social That

714
00:33:45,000 --> 00:33:47,239
Speaker 2: will be a treat. Thank you for that. I love

715
00:33:47,280 --> 00:33:50,320
Speaker 2: how you embarrass yourself for everyone. It's gonna be embarrassing, shocking.

716
00:33:51,200 --> 00:33:52,800
Speaker 1: It's the Will and Woody Podcast.

717
00:33:53,000 --> 00:33:55,600
Speaker 3: I'd love to hear some calls from people on thirteen

718
00:33:56,320 --> 00:33:59,840
Speaker 3: one oh six five. If you've got a story that

719
00:34:00,080 --> 00:34:07,000
Speaker 3: you can't escape, that story.

720
00:34:08,960 --> 00:34:13,480
Speaker 2: Nice, smooth, seamless. It's like the original song.

721
00:34:15,560 --> 00:34:18,240
Speaker 3: The reason we're talking about that is because Sun Yang,

722
00:34:18,360 --> 00:34:22,480
Speaker 3: who is a Chinese swimmer who likes to freestyle. Oh

723
00:34:24,520 --> 00:34:27,160
Speaker 3: what was the Actually, I was actually looking for a

724
00:34:27,200 --> 00:34:29,719
Speaker 3: bit of audible back up the song free styler. I

725
00:34:29,800 --> 00:34:32,040
Speaker 3: thought would have been a nice little accompaniment to that word.

726
00:34:32,560 --> 00:34:34,719
Speaker 3: You know, he likes to free style, and I think

727
00:34:34,760 --> 00:34:37,000
Speaker 3: if we had an audio producer that was, you know,

728
00:34:37,520 --> 00:34:40,520
Speaker 3: worth half his salt, then you would have heard it

729
00:34:40,680 --> 00:34:41,280
Speaker 3: whack early.

730
00:34:41,480 --> 00:34:44,560
Speaker 2: Yeah, well he warranted though. Disappointing early disappointing.

731
00:34:45,920 --> 00:34:50,919
Speaker 3: Well get the song, mate, So anyway, Son Yang Son Yang,

732
00:34:50,960 --> 00:34:52,120
Speaker 3: who likes to freestyle.

733
00:34:52,800 --> 00:34:57,160
Speaker 2: Eyes missed it again? Wow we oh yes, it's a

734
00:34:57,200 --> 00:35:00,040
Speaker 2: good time, beautiful as so.

735
00:35:00,080 --> 00:35:04,839
Speaker 3: Anyway, So he's been doping for a very long time

736
00:35:05,160 --> 00:35:06,080
Speaker 3: or accupations.

737
00:35:06,920 --> 00:35:08,719
Speaker 2: Let's leave it at that woods. But anyway, he's serving

738
00:35:08,760 --> 00:35:11,920
Speaker 2: a four year ban. He can't swim at the moment.

739
00:35:13,120 --> 00:35:14,799
Speaker 2: He's not going to the Olympics. That was the news today,

740
00:35:14,840 --> 00:35:18,080
Speaker 2: wasn't it. He cannot go to the Tokyo Olympics.

741
00:35:18,120 --> 00:35:21,200
Speaker 3: But the reality is that no matter how many doping

742
00:35:21,360 --> 00:35:23,480
Speaker 3: charges come up against his name, no matter how many

743
00:35:23,600 --> 00:35:27,480
Speaker 3: medals or world championships this guy wins, he can't escape

744
00:35:27,560 --> 00:35:29,840
Speaker 3: the story. Literally on every other story about him. It

745
00:35:29,880 --> 00:35:31,840
Speaker 3: goes doping charges. This is what he was once fased for,

746
00:35:32,160 --> 00:35:36,080
Speaker 3: but he cannot escape the story. But a few months

747
00:35:36,120 --> 00:35:40,680
Speaker 3: after his original doping charge, he drove a borrowed Porsche

748
00:35:40,880 --> 00:35:43,719
Speaker 3: Suv into a bus near Shanghai.

749
00:35:44,239 --> 00:35:46,920
Speaker 2: Is it a parked bus or a moving bus? I

750
00:35:47,040 --> 00:35:49,400
Speaker 2: think it's very embarrassing. I think it might have been.

751
00:35:49,400 --> 00:35:51,040
Speaker 3: I just feel a little bit sorry for Sort. I mean,

752
00:35:51,120 --> 00:35:52,600
Speaker 3: first of all, he can't have down the Olympics, But

753
00:35:52,680 --> 00:35:55,640
Speaker 3: second of all, he cannot escape this story about the

754
00:35:55,680 --> 00:35:58,319
Speaker 3: fact that he drove a Porsche Suv into a bus

755
00:35:58,440 --> 00:36:05,160
Speaker 3: in his hometown. That story so third and one oh

756
00:36:05,239 --> 00:36:08,000
Speaker 3: six or five? Have you got a story that you

757
00:36:08,280 --> 00:36:13,840
Speaker 3: can't escape? So this tale traces you everywhere. Every argument

758
00:36:13,920 --> 00:36:16,080
Speaker 3: that you have with your friends, every time you catch

759
00:36:16,160 --> 00:36:19,399
Speaker 3: up for a beer, the story gets brought out.

760
00:36:19,680 --> 00:36:23,200
Speaker 2: I can't escape. Got a few well because of you,

761
00:36:23,640 --> 00:36:25,279
Speaker 2: to a radio show with you, and you feel the

762
00:36:25,360 --> 00:36:27,200
Speaker 2: need to always bring these up. And they're not even

763
00:36:27,239 --> 00:36:29,880
Speaker 2: that bad. A stories like Sure, on a couple of occasions,

764
00:36:29,960 --> 00:36:34,719
Speaker 2: I cleaned my entire apartment with clean wipes. It's not

765
00:36:34,800 --> 00:36:37,120
Speaker 2: even that bad. But you always, you always bring that

766
00:36:37,239 --> 00:36:38,000
Speaker 2: up and you tease me.

767
00:36:38,120 --> 00:36:40,040
Speaker 3: Yeah, well it's a shocking story. It's a shocking story,

768
00:36:40,080 --> 00:36:43,680
Speaker 3: I mean, and these need to be embarrassing, significantly dumb

769
00:36:43,800 --> 00:36:45,800
Speaker 3: or embarrassing things. As a thirty year old man, you

770
00:36:45,880 --> 00:36:47,160
Speaker 3: didn't know what a mop was, so you went and

771
00:36:47,200 --> 00:36:48,920
Speaker 3: bought three packets of wet whites and did your entire

772
00:36:48,960 --> 00:36:49,520
Speaker 3: apartment floor.

773
00:36:49,640 --> 00:36:51,400
Speaker 2: Like that story's got to come up with you and

774
00:36:51,440 --> 00:36:53,240
Speaker 2: it works just fine. By the way, you also always

775
00:36:53,280 --> 00:36:56,360
Speaker 2: bring up the story about me Rottenes Island with the

776
00:36:56,440 --> 00:36:58,239
Speaker 2: cheese platter and a client. Well, I wasn't going to

777
00:36:58,280 --> 00:37:00,719
Speaker 2: bring on that one, but that's another example. She wasn't

778
00:37:00,719 --> 00:37:06,120
Speaker 2: a client, she was a client. Well, to throw in

779
00:37:06,200 --> 00:37:11,440
Speaker 2: there randomly, it's alwayn't completely taken out of context. You

780
00:37:11,600 --> 00:37:14,239
Speaker 2: also you also run with a story, an alleged story,

781
00:37:14,239 --> 00:37:15,719
Speaker 2: which is untrue, which is that I hooked up with

782
00:37:15,760 --> 00:37:18,560
Speaker 2: an engaged woman you did a long, long time ago

783
00:37:18,680 --> 00:37:21,800
Speaker 2: to be pregnant. We don't know. No, she definitely wasn't pregnant,

784
00:37:21,960 --> 00:37:24,840
Speaker 2: and she was she was, she was engaged made she

785
00:37:24,880 --> 00:37:26,360
Speaker 2: can't hide that one. She was on a break, she

786
00:37:26,480 --> 00:37:28,759
Speaker 2: was from friends.

787
00:37:28,800 --> 00:37:31,000
Speaker 3: Let's just move on, jowey, We've all got these stories.

788
00:37:31,040 --> 00:37:33,720
Speaker 3: Thirty one oh, six five. Have you got a story

789
00:37:34,080 --> 00:37:38,400
Speaker 3: that you can't escape? My friend who she'll remain unnamed largely,

790
00:37:38,440 --> 00:37:41,799
Speaker 3: we'll call him Richard. He's got a few of these

791
00:37:41,840 --> 00:37:44,080
Speaker 3: that chase him. But one particular one that he can't

792
00:37:44,160 --> 00:37:47,520
Speaker 3: escape was when they were all staying on a property

793
00:37:47,600 --> 00:37:50,960
Speaker 3: near dam for New Year's Eve and he unfortunately had

794
00:37:51,000 --> 00:37:53,120
Speaker 3: that condition where when he gets up in the middle

795
00:37:53,120 --> 00:37:54,560
Speaker 3: of the night, he doesn't know where the toilet is.

796
00:37:55,239 --> 00:37:56,840
Speaker 3: I had a few too many people saying at the

797
00:37:56,840 --> 00:38:00,160
Speaker 3: place that day and he ended up wing or all

798
00:38:00,200 --> 00:38:03,760
Speaker 3: over one of my friends fiance's faces as she slept

799
00:38:03,840 --> 00:38:04,280
Speaker 3: on the ground.

800
00:38:04,800 --> 00:38:08,080
Speaker 2: Now that's a story he can't escape. That's a story

801
00:38:08,120 --> 00:38:09,880
Speaker 2: you can't escape. But if we go camping or we

802
00:38:09,960 --> 00:38:12,040
Speaker 2: ever got we're going our little trip together, everyone.

803
00:38:11,760 --> 00:38:19,600
Speaker 3: Always has a shotgun not sleeping, come it story Right now,

804
00:38:19,680 --> 00:38:20,839
Speaker 3: we're taking calls from you guys.

805
00:38:21,040 --> 00:38:22,239
Speaker 2: Thirty one O six five.

806
00:38:22,600 --> 00:38:31,560
Speaker 3: The story that you can't escape, that story, that's me

807
00:38:31,680 --> 00:38:32,600
Speaker 3: on the falsetto there.

808
00:38:32,760 --> 00:38:37,080
Speaker 2: Turn it up. You sound good? Yeah, thanks man, sound

809
00:38:37,120 --> 00:38:38,239
Speaker 2: really working on that now.

810
00:38:38,280 --> 00:38:40,080
Speaker 3: The reason we're talking about stories you can't escape is

811
00:38:40,160 --> 00:38:42,480
Speaker 3: Sun Yang, who's a Chinese swimming He's not he's not

812
00:38:42,480 --> 00:38:44,799
Speaker 3: going to be competing at Tokyo after his doping band

813
00:38:44,880 --> 00:38:46,080
Speaker 3: was upheld. But at the end of the day, the

814
00:38:46,160 --> 00:38:48,239
Speaker 3: story he can't escape that keeps coming up with not

815
00:38:48,320 --> 00:38:51,080
Speaker 3: even the doping, not even hitting the ju ju pretty haha.

816
00:38:51,880 --> 00:38:54,440
Speaker 3: It's it's the fact that he slammed to borrowed Porsche

817
00:38:54,560 --> 00:38:57,799
Speaker 3: s u V into a bus in his home city

818
00:38:58,000 --> 00:39:01,359
Speaker 3: of Hangzhao. He can't that's great story, and that's that's

819
00:39:01,520 --> 00:39:04,120
Speaker 3: that's that's sad for some. And there's lots of stories

820
00:39:04,160 --> 00:39:06,120
Speaker 3: that we all can't escape. They follow us, they haunt

821
00:39:06,200 --> 00:39:09,000
Speaker 3: us in our dreams. It's like the first time that well,

822
00:39:09,040 --> 00:39:10,399
Speaker 3: you hopped on the good foot and did the bad

823
00:39:10,440 --> 00:39:14,480
Speaker 3: thing and you didn't actually make the the place that

824
00:39:14,640 --> 00:39:17,239
Speaker 3: was intended for you to go. Yeah, you just went

825
00:39:17,280 --> 00:39:19,040
Speaker 3: in between the legs for twenty minutes or so would

826
00:39:20,280 --> 00:39:22,279
Speaker 3: and I love that. Like Karen, a carwash, aren't you

827
00:39:22,360 --> 00:39:23,919
Speaker 3: you know, just the buffers on either side.

828
00:39:24,640 --> 00:39:26,040
Speaker 2: I didn't know. How are you supposed to know? That

829
00:39:26,080 --> 00:39:27,360
Speaker 2: you've never done it before? You're like, I think this

830
00:39:27,480 --> 00:39:30,240
Speaker 2: is it. I think this is it. My mate's toolship. Anyway,

831
00:39:30,280 --> 00:39:32,920
Speaker 2: let's go to Anna here thirty one sixty five analy

832
00:39:33,080 --> 00:39:36,200
Speaker 2: she said something there but nowhere near. And because get this,

833
00:39:36,320 --> 00:39:38,040
Speaker 2: it wasn't her first time, so she knew what was

834
00:39:38,080 --> 00:39:41,759
Speaker 2: going on. She was like, this moron didn't want to

835
00:39:41,880 --> 00:39:45,319
Speaker 2: let you down at least anyway. Let's go to Anna

836
00:39:45,360 --> 00:39:47,200
Speaker 2: here and now what's the story you're going to escape?

837
00:39:48,200 --> 00:39:48,799
Speaker 11: Hey, you guys.

838
00:39:49,920 --> 00:39:53,200
Speaker 14: Is particularly embarrassing and stupid because I'm a teacher.

839
00:39:53,120 --> 00:39:54,200
Speaker 11: And I should know better.

840
00:39:54,480 --> 00:39:54,880
Speaker 2: Perfect.

841
00:39:55,239 --> 00:39:58,320
Speaker 14: But my boyfriend and I were watching when the satellite

842
00:39:58,480 --> 00:40:02,640
Speaker 14: or whatever was floating over sky, and he was like, oh,

843
00:40:02,719 --> 00:40:04,600
Speaker 14: that means that the astronauts are coming back down to

844
00:40:04,680 --> 00:40:06,920
Speaker 14: Earth and they're going to slap the other astronauts are

845
00:40:06,960 --> 00:40:07,879
Speaker 14: going to sloat up there.

846
00:40:08,440 --> 00:40:10,000
Speaker 11: I was like, what are you talking about?

847
00:40:10,520 --> 00:40:13,320
Speaker 13: No, astronauts have been out to space since the Moon landing.

848
00:40:13,360 --> 00:40:14,360
Speaker 11: It's not a job anymore.

849
00:40:16,480 --> 00:40:19,080
Speaker 2: Very exceed, very exceed.

850
00:40:20,440 --> 00:40:24,360
Speaker 3: Wow, how as you reminds you of another story? Stories

851
00:40:24,400 --> 00:40:27,080
Speaker 3: you can't escape. I've enjoying these. It's just chounced a

852
00:40:27,160 --> 00:40:30,399
Speaker 3: rag on my friends. Once, when I was studying in Italy,

853
00:40:30,480 --> 00:40:33,120
Speaker 3: actually woods, I was hanging out a cultured man I am,

854
00:40:33,200 --> 00:40:34,560
Speaker 3: I am for in lots of ways, but I was

855
00:40:34,600 --> 00:40:36,480
Speaker 3: hanging out with my friend Wolfy and we were sitting

856
00:40:36,600 --> 00:40:38,560
Speaker 3: out on our turazzo looking up at the moon. It

857
00:40:38,640 --> 00:40:40,319
Speaker 3: was a full moon at the time, and I said,

858
00:40:40,360 --> 00:40:42,000
Speaker 3: how far away do you think the moon is wolfy?

859
00:40:43,040 --> 00:40:44,320
Speaker 3: And he said to me that he thought it was

860
00:40:44,360 --> 00:40:45,760
Speaker 3: between two and three k's away.

861
00:40:45,880 --> 00:40:55,080
Speaker 2: Oh wow, wow, No, I know why it's that. Megan here, Megan,

862
00:40:55,680 --> 00:40:57,320
Speaker 2: your mom must bring up a story about you.

863
00:40:58,440 --> 00:40:59,760
Speaker 11: Oh, my mum is terrible.

864
00:40:59,800 --> 00:40:59,960
Speaker 14: Guy.

865
00:41:01,440 --> 00:41:02,480
Speaker 2: What's the story, Megan?

866
00:41:03,280 --> 00:41:06,160
Speaker 11: My mum likes to tell anyone and everyone that when

867
00:41:06,239 --> 00:41:09,000
Speaker 11: I was little, like toddler, I had a bright hair

868
00:41:09,800 --> 00:41:13,320
Speaker 11: or a bright yellow pair of dum boots and apparently

869
00:41:13,520 --> 00:41:16,480
Speaker 11: I like to put those on and sit under the

870
00:41:16,560 --> 00:41:19,320
Speaker 11: kitchen table to do a poo and she likes to

871
00:41:20,920 --> 00:41:26,200
Speaker 11: put in the noises and everythings. Meghan, are you doing

872
00:41:26,280 --> 00:41:26,640
Speaker 11: a poo?

873
00:41:27,360 --> 00:41:27,720
Speaker 4: Nice?

874
00:41:28,760 --> 00:41:30,520
Speaker 11: And I had not escape that.

875
00:41:31,280 --> 00:41:33,360
Speaker 3: I can't escape it either, So you just you have

876
00:41:33,440 --> 00:41:35,560
Speaker 3: the gun boots out beside the table, so you could

877
00:41:35,640 --> 00:41:37,320
Speaker 3: just chuck them on before you're headed in for a

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00:41:37,360 --> 00:41:38,640
Speaker 3: bit of a sessh Megan, Is that right?

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Speaker 14: Like that?

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Speaker 2: Great? We've got Karen, who's called here? Karen? What's the story?

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00:41:44,239 --> 00:41:53,120
Speaker 2: You can't escape? Karen? Hey, Karen, Karen, Karen too.

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Speaker 15: Bad.

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Speaker 3: I just want to go outside to our junior producer analyse.

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00:41:56,760 --> 00:41:59,000
Speaker 3: Oh yes, unless you've got a story.

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00:41:58,800 --> 00:42:01,359
Speaker 2: That you can't escape, he whispers of before in the song.

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Speaker 16: Yeah. So when I went camping with one of my

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00:42:05,239 --> 00:42:11,680
Speaker 16: ex boyfriends, we were cuddling and he started seeing so

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00:42:11,880 --> 00:42:14,719
Speaker 16: you won't go, let go by James Arthur and all

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00:42:14,800 --> 00:42:18,000
Speaker 16: my friends heard and I was absolutely dying.

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Speaker 2: Embarrassment. The poor guy though, what was he saying? You

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Speaker 2: won't let go? Too?

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Speaker 6: Like?

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Speaker 2: What were you holding onto in his swagger?

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Speaker 12: Is that?

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Speaker 3: Oh?

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00:42:28,640 --> 00:42:29,040
Speaker 2: Good god?

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Speaker 3: Nothing.

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Speaker 7: He was just like, don't leave me.

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Speaker 14: I love you.

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00:42:32,320 --> 00:42:34,200
Speaker 7: And I was like, oh, this is awkward.

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Speaker 2: And did you leave him manly?

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00:42:37,160 --> 00:42:44,760
Speaker 3: Yeah? Jesus Christy savage, Ben, what's the story you can't escape?

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Speaker 9: When I was about four or five years old, you

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Speaker 9: grew up on a farm and decided it was a

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Speaker 9: good idea to flop it out, so to speak, and

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00:42:54,600 --> 00:42:57,359
Speaker 9: pee on the chickens, and the chicken decided it wanted

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Speaker 9: to jump up and peck me where you can imagine

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Speaker 9: you don't want to get packed?

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Speaker 2: And what was there, Benny?

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Speaker 9: After the peck a little cut, and my mum explained

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Speaker 9: that I was running down the driveway with blood all

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Speaker 9: of my crutch, holding my my doodle, screaming and she

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Speaker 9: didn't know what had happened. And then I got a

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Speaker 9: nickname after that caused little peck.

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Speaker 2: Up very good dun cock. Do we just let the

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Speaker 2: first part of that story go, that he was pusying

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Speaker 2: on Jiggins? I didn't let it go. He let it go. Wow,

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Speaker 2: All see what you're hearing.

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