Speaker 1: People do some weird shit.
Speaker 2: Would you like to try vape? Why would you take
Speaker 2: up something that is going to be addictive and expensive?
Speaker 2: I think that pop. I'll tell you what.
Speaker 1: Yeah, because you're young and stupid, some things make more
Speaker 1: sense than others.
Speaker 3: You mentioned that your goal was to be healthy, and
Speaker 3: I just don't know. How can you figure that's going
Speaker 3: to happen when you're ordering a chocolate moose?
Speaker 4: No?
Speaker 5: You know.
Speaker 1: I had it in the car on the.
Speaker 6: Way home and I didn't have a spood, so I
Speaker 6: was like an hour a dillo trying to.
Speaker 1: Get ants out of a hole.
Speaker 7: Bless yourself for the rude shocks of young adults food being.
Speaker 1: Fingered as an awful sensation.
Speaker 3: You haven't been thinking about the right person.
Speaker 1: Goodness, may this is just still to play a couple
Speaker 1: of mitches.
Speaker 8: Hi, it's Jenna. Please don't forget to include my name
Speaker 8: in the opener this season.
Speaker 1: Sorry? Now he is Mitch Julli and Mitchell kob Well, well,
Speaker 1: well we're back Mitchell Combs.
Speaker 3: Hello, Hi, idiots, what's happening to Darlan?
Speaker 6: I'm very hot and sweaty. We're not our usual studios.
Speaker 3: And they've shoved us in a broom closet because there's
Speaker 3: more important talent using our studio at the moment. They
Speaker 3: don't realize we're in the company of celebroyalty at the moment.
Speaker 3: Guess who's here today, idiots. Carla from Banker.
Speaker 1: I thought I smelled Africa. I love you.
Speaker 6: You are the only person in the entertainment industry that
Speaker 6: I can share clothes with. Now that Bert Newton's died,
Speaker 6: it was now it's just you and me.
Speaker 1: That's it.
Speaker 6: I've got a whole wardrobe for you, baby, I love
Speaker 6: you so much.
Speaker 1: You introduced me to Carlo Midge.
Speaker 3: I did I think the very first video I found
Speaker 3: it the very first video of yours that I saw
Speaker 3: on TikTok that I was like, oh my god, I'm booked,
Speaker 3: because you know how Carla does a lot of those
Speaker 3: impressions of receptionists or secretary.
Speaker 1: He's glad to spirit.
Speaker 3: Yes, yes. Famously, there was one where she was a
Speaker 3: travel agent during COVID when everyone was in lockdown, and
Speaker 3: this was the first video I saw and I found
Speaker 3: it so funny.
Speaker 1: Is welcome to Handela Travel. You're speaking with Carla? I
Speaker 1: can I help you today?
Speaker 2: A fly where bro, everything's closed the words closed.
Speaker 1: No, you can't go on kent What are you talking
Speaker 1: about break Kiki? Yeah?
Speaker 2: Bro, the closest can take you and get you too,
Speaker 2: is I canentink you to Auburn?
Speaker 9: Bro?
Speaker 2: Yeah? Bro the sights and sounds of the area.
Speaker 1: Bro, we go to Auburn, go to Grandville, Guilford, Brough, Marylands.
Speaker 2: Where do you want to go? Well, don't call me then, Bro?
Speaker 1: All right, well I'm going to book you in any way,
Speaker 1: credit card details you. I already got him on the system,
Speaker 1: bro apparently, so yeah, guess what.
Speaker 2: I just booked you a kenticky all the way to Auburn.
Speaker 1: Broo if congratulations Mark No, I said, I said, congratulations.
Speaker 2: You enjoy your flight, enjoy your bat fly to Auburn.
Speaker 9: Joy.
Speaker 1: You've got banks down Airport. So true. You can fly
Speaker 1: if you want to put your mind to it. You
Speaker 1: can do anything you want. That's so funny.
Speaker 6: You are hilarious, and you're actually coming up on Channel
Speaker 6: and Celebrity Apprentice.
Speaker 3: By the time this podcast is out, it's actually already
Speaker 3: on television. It comes out Sunday night.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, Celebrity I'm so excited for it was
Speaker 1: the most random thing I've ever done in my life.
Speaker 3: How did they come about?
Speaker 1: Well? I got an email from Warner Brothers. They were
Speaker 1: sending me this birth of brothers. Yeah yeah, I've done
Speaker 1: them both. Yeah, okay, you know. They emailed me and
Speaker 1: they're like, Color, we want you. We've got an exciting,
Speaker 1: amazing opportunity for you on TV. And I was like, bro,
Speaker 1: what the fuck is going on here? So I thought
Speaker 1: it was drag Race because Warner Brothers does Drag Race
Speaker 1: down Under in Australia distributed and whatever. I don't know here.
Speaker 1: I'm thinking like, bro, I'm gonna go on drag Race.
Speaker 1: I don't know how to walk in heels. I don't
Speaker 1: know how to fucking sew. What am I going to do?
Speaker 1: We're gonna walk down in my slides on my crocs?
Speaker 2: No way?
Speaker 1: And I rang her and she's like this British lady, hello, Color,
Speaker 1: that's my British accent. Did have a concussion? Yeah, She
Speaker 1: asked me. Channel nine's a big fan of yours. We
Speaker 1: want you on Celebrity and I was like me what.
Speaker 1: I actually was very confused. I thought I was being
Speaker 1: praying throughly. Yeah. But here we are months later, it's
Speaker 1: about to come out and I'm so excited to see it.
Speaker 3: So it's on Sunday till Wednesday on Channel nine, Isn't
Speaker 3: it Okay? Sweet? And then you can catch up on
Speaker 3: nine now with Well if you want to check out
Speaker 3: my car was doing.
Speaker 6: I Love a Celebrity Apprentice like the good old days
Speaker 6: when Roxy Jasenko she almost won or did she win off?
Speaker 6: So she monks over Monk one. That was the best
Speaker 6: season of television in a long long time.
Speaker 3: You were telling me that some of the other celebs
Speaker 3: on celeb Apprentice you were having a hangouts in the
Speaker 3: bathroom just having a vape.
Speaker 1: There was I was. I ended up being the vape dealer.
Speaker 1: And on the first night we're filming, we had a break,
Speaker 1: had dinner and I'm walking out onto the balcony and
Speaker 1: I'm like looking out and no one was out there.
Speaker 1: I'm like, I'm the only smoker. That's great whatever, and
Speaker 1: then Vince Cosmo came out and He's like, got a
Speaker 1: lighter and I was like, oh, bro, yes, please, my
Speaker 1: dream to have a cigarette with the Vince Cossman. And
Speaker 1: I thought I'd say it so. And then Samantha Jade
Speaker 1: wuld love a great, a great bubblegum. Actually, Darren and
Speaker 1: I were like, he's like, Bro, these weeks are great,
Speaker 1: Darren McMullin, Darren McMullin Brough. So we were just duck
Speaker 1: into the bathroom and just have a chicky vape.
Speaker 6: And the not the judge but the boss because it's
Speaker 6: the apprentice. You're trying to be the apprentice of Lord
Speaker 6: Alan Sugar, which in America it's it's Donald Trump.
Speaker 3: How is Bill donald Trump?
Speaker 1: Oh no, I don't think I can do it. I
Speaker 1: wish it was Donald Trump here, Bro. I would have
Speaker 1: told him he went to go with Trump. I would
Speaker 1: have knocked him out.
Speaker 6: Did you get along with Lord Allan Sugar? He's an
Speaker 6: old man. You can't push Lord Allan Sugar.
Speaker 1: He was like a grandpa. Like it was so weird
Speaker 1: because like the first thing he ever said to me
Speaker 1: when he saw me was are you or Sheila or
Speaker 1: a blake? Oh my god? And I'm like, here we go, bro,
Speaker 1: this is going to be a ship fight. But as
Speaker 1: the show went on, he was like every time he
Speaker 1: saw me, he would always go directly to me just
Speaker 1: to see what I was wearing. Always give me a
Speaker 1: little smile. Hi, Carla, how are you, and he actually
Speaker 1: said gronk as well at one time. So really I'm
Speaker 1: very excited.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, you know what I'm going to play
Speaker 3: right now. I'll edit it in later. But how iconic
Speaker 3: was that When Carla was on a Current Affair and
Speaker 3: then the report finished, the package ended. It cuts back
Speaker 3: to Tracy Grimashaw at the desk and she says this, the.
Speaker 6: Current Affair introduced you to the social media sensation and
Speaker 6: the man behind the character earlier this month.
Speaker 1: I enjoy bringing people that happiness and making them smile.
Speaker 3: She's made it, Gronks.
Speaker 4: Look at that.
Speaker 3: You've impacted her vocabulary. That is amazing, bro.
Speaker 1: I that was probably the best moment of my existence
Speaker 1: part of culture. It's like it was a culture reset
Speaker 1: for Australia. Honestly, she's made.
Speaker 3: It, gronk. I reckon. Tracy had no idea what she
Speaker 3: was saying. Like some producers, they just do it.
Speaker 1: It'll be funny, Tracy, you better say it or you're
Speaker 1: getting canceled.
Speaker 3: Everyone will love it.
Speaker 1: But she's like, fine, well we were talking about Apprentice.
Speaker 1: I've actually got some little gifts for you guys. Oh
Speaker 1: my god, yeah, bro, same, we got given these the
Speaker 1: Louis Viton's on the table. I know. Okay, so you
Speaker 1: got to close your eyes. I'm not gonna.
Speaker 6: I've got a star in one eye so it hurts to.
Speaker 1: Work.
Speaker 3: My brother I used to call them, bitch. I've got
Speaker 3: a clear open and grab it. Okay, you could.
Speaker 1: I said, open your eyes, you've gronk.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, I know, Speak of the Devil. It's
Speaker 3: a Lord Sugar appentis appentis.
Speaker 1: Ages six plus. That's why Jenna didn't get one.
Speaker 3: A Lord Sugar talking point pen. Oh my god, I
Speaker 3: got like a little action figure.
Speaker 1: It is bro. It's like you know those like punching pens.
Speaker 3: And boxing kangaroo. Oh this is girl. Just look at that.
Speaker 1: We were in the middle of doing hair and makeup
Speaker 1: and then one of the producers came up. It was like,
Speaker 1: Lord Sugar, that's giving you a gift and I'm like, bro,
Speaker 1: you better have given me a check for five grand. Bro,
Speaker 1: I've got car payments to make. Bro, I need money.
Speaker 1: And they give us his pen and I'm like, okay,
Speaker 1: thank you, thank you read so much, Lord Sugar. That's amazing. Quickly,
Speaker 1: why are you plug your charity because you play for charity, right,
Speaker 1: My charity that I'm playing for is twenty ten. They
Speaker 1: are in LGBT QAI Plus charity. They help house trans youth,
Speaker 1: queer youth. Great helping them with who are homeless, who
Speaker 1: need education, who need you know, support, finding jobs, all
Speaker 1: that kind of stuff. So something very close to my heart.
Speaker 1: Helping all the little kids out there who want to
Speaker 1: be just like color amazing.
Speaker 5: Yes.
Speaker 3: Now, Carlum and I also did the Mardi Gras parade
Speaker 3: together on the tech tok Yes Memories and you know how,
Speaker 3: I did it twice. The second year I was like,
Speaker 3: I don't know if I want to do it, I'm
Speaker 3: only doing it if Carla's there, I'll do it. And
Speaker 3: it was so fun, Like we had to go to
Speaker 3: these bloody dance rehearsals and oh god, they were such
Speaker 3: a punished You remember that time the dance instructor chicks
Speaker 3: she tried to make She was putting us in pairs
Speaker 3: and then making everyone get up and dance one time
Speaker 3: in front of everyone else, and we were like, we
Speaker 3: don't great, Yeah, well she just wanted to, you know,
Speaker 3: focus on each person in pairs and make sure they're
Speaker 3: doing it right. We were like, should we just gaslight
Speaker 3: her into thinking we already went, and Carlo's like, we
Speaker 3: just did it, didn't you see?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 1: And she's like, oh, okay, we just have to do it.
Speaker 1: She's like, Bro, we went, we already did. Bro, I went,
Speaker 1: I'm not fucking dancing again to pay me for that ship. Sorry,
Speaker 1: I got that.
Speaker 6: Poor bitches adopted somewhere. Us just got early onset dementia.
Speaker 4: We were like.
Speaker 3: Those fucking pesky kids in the class that think they're
Speaker 3: really funny, but they're not. Like, we were just fucking cracking.
Speaker 1: Ourselves about the back, making comments.
Speaker 3: I was just thinking to myself, why isn't Jenna spoken
Speaker 3: Its because we haven't introduced the our third wheel generous
Speaker 3: here is always Jenner. I'm so sorry.
Speaker 1: Finally I can talk sang on Jenny. So sorry, Bro,
Speaker 1: I'm so sorry. Okay, should we start the show. We're
Speaker 1: all here.
Speaker 3: Yeah, so later on we're going to be wading through
Speaker 3: Carla from Bankstown celeb contact black books, Yeah.
Speaker 1: My little black book or my little black box, maybe
Speaker 1: a pink box, little big, a little big, pink very bod.
Speaker 1: But if it's your first time was sitting, let's start
Speaker 1: with is it just me?
Speaker 6: It's how we start to show the same every week,
Speaker 6: something we've noticed, something we hate or appreciate.
Speaker 1: A Mitch doesn't know mine, I don't know. Mitches should we?
Speaker 1: Jenna should do one too, because every time we do
Speaker 1: a guest.
Speaker 3: Yes, yep, all four of us, they've got anyither just
Speaker 3: I'm seeing you've got one calor of course?
Speaker 1: Yeah, I do.
Speaker 3: Alright, who wants to go first?
Speaker 1: Okay, you go first, do the Mitches?
Speaker 3: Then it's carlor ladies first. Let's kick it off with yes.
Speaker 6: Okay, so now Brad will out you in. Our musician,
Speaker 6: Brad will play you in and then you just continue.
Speaker 3: When you're ready, Bradley, Okay?
Speaker 2: Is it just me?
Speaker 1: Are we sick and tired of people on TikTok begging
Speaker 1: for gifts on live? So I'm begging for number one
Speaker 1: top spot, bro I don't care.
Speaker 3: What does that actually mean? The number one top don't
Speaker 3: It's like.
Speaker 1: There's like a podium, so you're like the top three
Speaker 1: in the whole of Australia, and the movies you get,
Speaker 1: the more gifts you get. Oh apparently it's just like broke,
Speaker 1: give it up.
Speaker 6: And then never gifts. It's like a picture of a
Speaker 6: monkey in a box. Please give me monkey box. I
Speaker 6: want fish chimney.
Speaker 1: I'se. Let's go give it to me, Give it to me.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 3: I didn't realize that when someone buys you a gift
Speaker 3: during a TikTok live, it's actual money that they're spending.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 6: Oh, I didn't know that either. So it's like badgers
Speaker 6: on Instagram.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 3: I was in the middle of a TikTok live and
Speaker 3: I was like, oh, thanks, Denise, she just sent me
Speaker 3: a party duck or something. I did a little dance
Speaker 3: on the screen, and then after I finished the live,
Speaker 3: I've got a notification being like, oh, you need to
Speaker 3: fill out your bank details to claim you know, your
Speaker 3: your payout account or whatever it is to claim your money.
Speaker 3: And I was like, what the hell? And apparently I
Speaker 3: made six bucks, which I was like, Oh, that's nice
Speaker 3: that she just kind of did that off her own bat.
Speaker 3: But I was just like, I'd feel a bit dirty
Speaker 3: asking for it, because people beg. People beg on TikTok life,
Speaker 3: begging oh color.
Speaker 6: I saw one the other night and it was a
Speaker 6: man asleep in bed and had a poster above his
Speaker 6: head that was like, if you buy me this gift,
Speaker 6: the alarm will sound and I'll wake up. So it
Speaker 6: was an incentive to get cash because people wanted to
Speaker 6: see this poor guy be woken up.
Speaker 8: And like, oh, give me a gift and I'll write
Speaker 8: your name on this whiteboard.
Speaker 3: That people can actually make an insane amount with that stuff.
Speaker 1: Can't say. I think the most I've made on TikTok
Speaker 1: before I got banned because I'm banned from going live
Speaker 1: forever on TikTok. Talk to Hayden. Someone showed their dick
Speaker 1: on TikTok.
Speaker 3: But anyway, apparently they've already spoken to people at TikTok
Speaker 3: and Carla the band will not be lifted.
Speaker 1: But you need Hayen extent, Okay, he's top dog. And
Speaker 1: I made twelve cents twelve cent talk because someone sent
Speaker 1: me like two roses. I was like, oh, beautiful thinking
Speaker 1: for the roses. But it's just it's the concept of
Speaker 1: it is so stupid because there's little kids on there,
Speaker 1: do you know what I mean? It's like and if
Speaker 1: they're using their mum and dad's phone and it's connected
Speaker 1: to their bank account, it's like, I think it's like
Speaker 1: fourteen ninety five for like two hundred coins.
Speaker 3: I really think we should work on getting Carla's TikTok
Speaker 3: live band lifted.
Speaker 1: Okay, should I text Hayden?
Speaker 3: Yeah? Text your boyfriend right now?
Speaker 1: Okay, text.
Speaker 3: It's not what you know, it's who you know.
Speaker 1: It's who it's you know, it's who you blow. He's
Speaker 1: got not disturb but I'll send a voice message. Can
Speaker 1: get it?
Speaker 6: Radioca, Yeah, babe, I'm here with Carla. Hello from Bankstown.
Speaker 6: She's banned from going live on TikTok. Helped me out,
Speaker 6: please brow bright. She only showed her dick once.
Speaker 1: Bro I was it wasn't It wasn't Carla, That wasn't Carlos,
Speaker 1: wasn't my dick. It was someone else's, Alan Sugars dick
Speaker 1: was on. So can you unbend her from live? Thank you?
Speaker 1: Thank you? All right?
Speaker 5: Just sent.
Speaker 3: It's pretty fabulous that next you want to go? Yeah, okay,
Speaker 3: go for it?
Speaker 1: Is it just me?
Speaker 3: Does I g A need to grow up?
Speaker 1: As in the store?
Speaker 3: Actually, to be fair, it's not just I g A.
Speaker 3: But my local is the one that spits me off.
Speaker 3: I'm sure a lot of other stores do this, but
Speaker 3: I think we're beyond the point where we have to
Speaker 3: stick a fucking gold coin in the trolley to be
Speaker 3: able to get.
Speaker 6: What happened to the good old days, mynn needs to
Speaker 6: carry them around, those little silver fake coins.
Speaker 1: Ye, sell it out.
Speaker 6: They'd sell it Coles and they go you to buy
Speaker 6: one and you and now they stopped doing it.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but why do they do it in the first place?
Speaker 3: Like I cannot use a fucking trolley at me. I ga,
Speaker 3: who the hell carries gold coins?
Speaker 1: It's because gronks take the trolleys and dump them in
Speaker 1: the rivers.
Speaker 3: Is that what happened there?
Speaker 2: Did you ever?
Speaker 1: Yeah, it happens all the time. I've got trolley's my
Speaker 1: backyard w B to move shit around. Do you ever
Speaker 1: remember seeing those commercials back in the day of like
Speaker 1: if you see a lost trolley, call this number now.
Speaker 3: Yeah, like that I don't remember seeing when I worked
Speaker 3: at Coles.
Speaker 6: My first job was at Cole one of the first jobs,
Speaker 6: and you get people calling and they'd be dobbing in
Speaker 6: and be like they'd found a missing boy retro like
Speaker 6: thanks Mary, and we like right down the location and
Speaker 6: we had like a team that would go and retrieve
Speaker 6: the trolley.
Speaker 3: But also, how how does putting a fucking gold coin
Speaker 3: in there to unlock it actually stop you from ceilings
Speaker 3: in the first place.
Speaker 1: Then you don't get your coin back. It's the incentive
Speaker 1: two bucks.
Speaker 3: I'm sure he will be fine.
Speaker 6: Yeah, but Mary Bankstown, who cares about two I care
Speaker 6: about two bucks, bro, macus mcflurry bro.
Speaker 3: But I'm sure even Mary in banks Sound is evolved
Speaker 3: enough that she doesn't carry shrapnel, like whatever, What's going
Speaker 3: to happen to gold coin donations? Like no one carries coins?
Speaker 1: Oh my god.
Speaker 6: I was the other day at where was I at
Speaker 6: a festival or something and the ox fan came up
Speaker 6: or a charity came up money for the poor, and
Speaker 6: I don't need cash on me nowhere he is pulled
Speaker 6: out of pay pass and I was like, I had
Speaker 6: to pay pass them four bucks.
Speaker 1: Oh my god.
Speaker 3: Imagine if you had to like pay pass just to
Speaker 3: be able to wear mufty day at school, like you
Speaker 3: know how sometimes it's a gold coin donation. Yeah, oh god,
Speaker 3: how is that going to work?
Speaker 6: I don't know someone at Facebook marketplace here that I
Speaker 6: had a square reader, Like people are evolving getting legit
Speaker 6: those things.
Speaker 1: That's crazy.
Speaker 3: I also got fucked off at the vending machine at
Speaker 3: my my train station near my house because it only
Speaker 3: took coins and cash, and I'm like, for fax sake,
Speaker 3: like pay pass, Like come on, grow up, Yeah, my area,
Speaker 3: my whole needs to grow up.
Speaker 6: Grow us here, I grow. I completely agree. And also
Speaker 6: like the shopping centers and the IDA is acting like
Speaker 6: trolleys are so expensive.
Speaker 1: But there are a piece of metal with four wheels.
Speaker 1: Actually they're a glorified razor scooter.
Speaker 3: And I've got a bung shoulder. I can't be lugging
Speaker 3: around a basket. It's actually impeding on my health and wellness.
Speaker 3: I just want to fucking trolley.
Speaker 6: I've got a hack. I've got a hack. Now, it's
Speaker 6: not for everyone, but most west it's a Westfield thing.
Speaker 6: Westfield valet. Yes, it's ten dollars and you think, but
Speaker 6: if you've got to be there for a long day,
Speaker 6: it's six bucks anyway, So get valet. But here's the trick.
Speaker 6: You got to any store because they give you a
Speaker 6: little tag. Right, you get any store and you buy
Speaker 6: like a whole grocery run, You show them your tag
Speaker 6: and they will go no worries, and you don't take
Speaker 6: your groceries around. They will take them and put them
Speaker 6: in the boot of your car.
Speaker 3: It's in like someone at Willie Yeah, to take it
Speaker 3: down to the about.
Speaker 6: Like page Valet and go, hey, we've got a grocery
Speaker 6: shop for ticket number twelve. And then by the time
Speaker 6: you get back to your car, they have all your
Speaker 6: groceres ten bucks.
Speaker 1: There's no extra fee. But I'd be taking all that
Speaker 1: shit home you reckon. Yeah, I'd be putting in the
Speaker 1: back of my car and d.
Speaker 3: With a balete.
Speaker 1: You steal it. I'm sorry, I'm arstanding. That's what I'm doing.
Speaker 1: I'm stealing hard.
Speaker 3: See how much time do you spend it supermarkets and Carla?
Speaker 3: But get that personally, I don't. I don't spend enough
Speaker 3: time to warrant Valet.
Speaker 1: The mic pack fell off.
Speaker 3: Oh little what.
Speaker 6: Are you filming a reality show or something? Oh she
Speaker 6: kicked off the mic pack because we're not normal studio.
Speaker 3: Everyone thanks Jenna to love how I did not jump
Speaker 3: to your rescue at all. I was like, yeah, She'll fucking.
Speaker 4: No one cared.
Speaker 1: I could have just died right now. No one gave
Speaker 1: a shit about me.
Speaker 3: You're listening to is it just me?
Speaker 8: A podcast by a couple of midgest.
Speaker 1: It okay, Sam Wei's in the middle of the show.
Speaker 1: Every week we're doing is It just You, Carla? This
Speaker 1: is when the listeners of the show we call them idiots.
Speaker 3: It's endearing.
Speaker 1: Gronks.
Speaker 6: We actually just had an idiot referendum. We got them
Speaker 6: to pick their own names, and they wanted.
Speaker 1: To keep idiots. So I love that.
Speaker 6: It's like, oh my god, the election happened this weekend.
Speaker 1: We put the power back in Alice. At least they
Speaker 1: know the idiots. Some people don't know the idiots.
Speaker 6: It's really sad we let the idiots have and is
Speaker 6: it just me?
Speaker 1: Of their own?
Speaker 6: You can send it in a couple of mit you
Speaker 6: send us a voice message like Nikeita's done.
Speaker 1: This is Nikita's Is it just me? Or to avoid
Speaker 1: leaving people on scene, do you just not open the
Speaker 1: message and leave a lot of people on read?
Speaker 6: Oh I have a tactic here. I just read the message,
Speaker 6: not as soon as I get it, because they could
Speaker 6: still be in the chat, but a couple of minutes
Speaker 6: after they send it, and then I unread it.
Speaker 1: That's what I do all the time.
Speaker 3: Wait, but does that take away on their end as well,
Speaker 3: that it's been seen. No, yeah, I'm pretty sure it does.
Speaker 3: Let's test it.
Speaker 1: Let's test it.
Speaker 3: Because I'm pretty sure if you market it's unread on
Speaker 3: your phone, it's just telling you that you haven't read
Speaker 3: it yet. But the other person, the other person, because
Speaker 3: by the way, just throw you across it. I know
Speaker 3: that you leave me on red.
Speaker 1: Okay, I just wrote high boo xxx.
Speaker 3: So oh wait, you need to message me.
Speaker 1: Yet's on Instagram. You need to message me.
Speaker 3: Hi dog?
Speaker 6: Yeah, perfect, Yet I've seen it. I haven't opened it yet.
Speaker 6: Click it, oh, he says, hi dog se Just now
Speaker 6: I'm going to unread.
Speaker 3: Yep, it's still seen, Carla, what about it?
Speaker 8: No, I hadn't read it yet.
Speaker 3: We're getting it because no, I've already seen it.
Speaker 1: It's just my phone.
Speaker 3: Do you know?
Speaker 1: Do you know how many dms I have from people
Speaker 1: asking me to do shit for them, And I like, well,
Speaker 1: I read it, like hey, can you promote my thing
Speaker 1: on your Instagram or all that kind of stuff. Well, hey,
Speaker 1: I want you to do this with me, a video, whatever,
Speaker 1: And I'm like, I read it and then I unread it.
Speaker 1: But they've seen it that I've seen. Oh, sorry to.
Speaker 6: Break it to you, No, but I mean I don't
Speaker 6: really I don't.
Speaker 1: I think that is just her.
Speaker 3: No, I definitely leave things open, like she said. Like,
Speaker 3: I've currently got sixteen unread texts, two hundred and ninety
Speaker 3: five unread emails, and four unread Facebook messages.
Speaker 6: I'm at three fifty seven on my Gmail, thirteen on
Speaker 6: my work email, nineteen on Messenger, eight on Snapchat.
Speaker 3: God, I haven't used averageous.
Speaker 1: That's how my family. I have four hundred and sixty
Speaker 1: five emails. I have twenty five unread text messages and
Speaker 1: three voicemails.
Speaker 3: Three voicemail or miss calls or something voicemails anymore.
Speaker 6: I love a voicemail, and that's I'm back onto voicemails.
Speaker 1: I love it. I love just talking shit on voicemail.
Speaker 1: Color No, who created the velco on this table? It's
Speaker 1: not cute?
Speaker 3: Do you know what though? Speaking of voicemails, Joe, can
Speaker 3: I just say there is nothing that irks me more
Speaker 3: in this world than your voicemail?
Speaker 9: What do you mean?
Speaker 3: For some reason, I don't know what microphone you were using,
Speaker 3: whether you're on your car, blue ship or something. Do
Speaker 3: you sound like a chipmunk. You're like Ain's Mitch.
Speaker 1: I want to hear.
Speaker 6: Yeah, I'm gonna go and do not disturb so you
Speaker 6: don't have to sit through the dial time.
Speaker 1: Oh god, I'm so excited.
Speaker 3: Ready does this not sound off to you? It's go
Speaker 3: bye a shame and I'm like, that's not my voice?
Speaker 1: What happened that day? I sound like Alvin every time
Speaker 1: you do. The chubby.
Speaker 3: Was the cutest.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I know, he's the cutest.
Speaker 6: My ring turn at some point when I had a
Speaker 6: murderoler raisor Mini was kim possible.
Speaker 1: But but come and meet me. That's my message tone
Speaker 1: right now. Send me a text stage wait, wait, let
Speaker 1: me put it on. Yeah, send me a text maybe
Speaker 1: hope grinder doesn't go off. Here we go.
Speaker 6: That's good, But I had the actual song that's gone.
Speaker 6: You can message a couple of miches just like Nikita
Speaker 6: did and get on it.
Speaker 3: Yes, thanks Nikita Dale and keep him coming all right?
Speaker 6: Mitchell, you want to jump in with yours, You've already
Speaker 6: done one.
Speaker 3: I can go again if you really want.
Speaker 1: There's so many a long day my turn.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you go, Here we go?
Speaker 4: Is it just me?
Speaker 6: Do you feel like you've missed your window to send
Speaker 6: a good nude?
Speaker 3: Oh my god, I feel like I've my nude free street.
Speaker 3: It's lasted this long that it's more impressive if I
Speaker 3: just never do it. Yeah, I've never sent a nude.
Speaker 1: I've never seen you.
Speaker 6: I've had FaceTime sex okay sorry, phone like phone sex,
Speaker 6: like FaceTime.
Speaker 3: Sex in the same room, or they were overseas, they
Speaker 3: were on a holiday. Are we talking about your current
Speaker 3: gay factor?
Speaker 6: Yes, we say partner just to keep it ambiguous. Yeah,
Speaker 6: for the straight listeners, yeah, we don't want to isolate yet. Yeah,
Speaker 6: we've had FaceTime sex and phone sex plenty, plenty.
Speaker 3: But I don't think i'd even be down for that.
Speaker 1: So he's never sent You've never sent a nude before.
Speaker 3: Me, and I've never taken one, so neither of I.
Speaker 3: Actually people have asked and I've just been like, absolutely not.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 6: No, i have never taken a nude. And I feel
Speaker 6: like I've missed my window. I feel like a I've
Speaker 6: gained the fucking weight. I'm a haggard.
Speaker 1: No you're not.
Speaker 6: But I have a long term partner and they she
Speaker 6: and she has brains, and I don't want to send
Speaker 6: her a photo in case she's breastfeeding.
Speaker 1: I don't want to put it off.
Speaker 6: No, I don't know I just feel like my windows gone.
Speaker 6: I've got friends that send it and it sounds so
Speaker 6: exciting and the thrill of like a snapchat nude and
Speaker 6: it excites me. But I feel like I could never
Speaker 6: do it.
Speaker 3: Jenny, you're awfully quiet.
Speaker 1: I've never never was.
Speaker 3: I thought we were going to get something controverse there
Speaker 3: either color.
Speaker 1: Do you send nudes? Absolutely? But what about your profile?
Speaker 1: It's grown, I know. See that's the thing, like now
Speaker 1: I have to be you're a TV. You have to
Speaker 1: be DL discreet or do well. I mean, on all
Speaker 1: the dating apps, everyone's always like the first thing people say, oh,
Speaker 1: I gotta get color from bank sound. I never I
Speaker 1: don't send it to people unless I like get to
Speaker 1: know them a little bit first, you know. And most
Speaker 1: of the time the DL or the straight guys, they
Speaker 1: don't send photos or they don't want to, you know,
Speaker 1: take a video or nothing like that. So I feel
Speaker 1: like I'm safe in that one. But I did take
Speaker 1: a whole bunch of nudes once of my behind and
Speaker 1: I was FaceTime me and my best friend Aaron, and
Speaker 1: I was screen sharing because I was trying to find
Speaker 1: his via camera roll of some being funny that we
Speaker 1: did at a wedding and as I'm scrolling up, I
Speaker 1: clicked on it and I saw it, but then down
Speaker 1: the bottom it got me because he could see it,
Speaker 1: could see my hole, and he was like, what's that?
Speaker 1: And I was like, ended the FaceTime call, real fucking
Speaker 1: crass the bike hole. That's not that's not my asshole,
Speaker 1: I promise. And he still asked me to this day,
Speaker 1: like literally last night, he was like, can you show
Speaker 1: me the photo of your asshole again?
Speaker 6: No, let's be real at the end of the day,
Speaker 6: and a photo of a bear asshole if they're all
Speaker 6: the same.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you could just google it, yeah, and I'll be like,
Speaker 3: that's mine, Jennet, come on, come.
Speaker 1: On, bending It doesn't sad in me.
Speaker 6: I don't feel like I've missed out on anything, but
Speaker 6: like I didn't realize, like twenty six year olds are
Speaker 6: all similar age. Are they really all sending nudes?
Speaker 3: Yeah? All of them?
Speaker 9: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Wow.
Speaker 5: You know.
Speaker 2: You know what I.
Speaker 1: Hate though about guys sending nudes is when they put
Speaker 1: their dick and they compare it to something. What have
Speaker 1: you got? So I got one that was like a
Speaker 1: dick and a Fox remote like you two or three?
Speaker 1: Because there's a big pieces and it was like that
Speaker 1: and like a can of coke or I was like
Speaker 1: a Deodoran can Idia Diodoran can. I'm like, this is
Speaker 1: turning me off, touching all this ship but I don't
Speaker 1: want that, Mitchell.
Speaker 6: What would you get one household item? Would you need
Speaker 6: for metric?
Speaker 3: What would you could you use a I don't feel
Speaker 3: like that's an appropriate to ask man.
Speaker 6: Water in can I have to go back to the
Speaker 6: Shine to get the pull noodle in the back.
Speaker 1: Shed Mine's just my vape. It's one of those hand
Speaker 1: grenade vapes that look like a walking anyway. Sending your
Speaker 1: nudes to a couple of mitches. Well, yeah, yeah, don't
Speaker 1: go through them. We'll go through them.
Speaker 3: Actually, don't, cause then we'll get banned like Carla did
Speaker 3: on fucking TikTok Live.
Speaker 1: If anybody on this podcast wants to said me a
Speaker 1: dig piic just just for fun, just for hack bro,
Speaker 1: I'm just DM.
Speaker 6: If there are any listeners, any any idiots that are
Speaker 6: handy for Carla, slide into the d MS and then
Speaker 6: you come back and let us know if our listeners
Speaker 6: have nice.
Speaker 1: Dick, I'll read it and I'm read it. Yeah, I
Speaker 1: worked that won't work.
Speaker 3: You get ready to go, Jenna, Yeah, I'm ready, all right? Cool?
Speaker 1: Is it just me?
Speaker 8: Do kids ugly scribble drawings look disgusting on parents' walls
Speaker 8: at work?
Speaker 1: Jenny's are always either do you hate children?
Speaker 8: Somebody upstairs and all over their wall. It's just pictures
Speaker 8: of their child's scribble. It's literally scribbler.
Speaker 3: I should add to it one day. Put your own scribble, and.
Speaker 8: It's just like, just wait until they can actually draw.
Speaker 3: Unless they can properly sketch some sort of landscape, I'm
Speaker 3: not interested.
Speaker 6: Yes, your poor kids, Jenny, you're gonna make them get
Speaker 6: like unless you can draw four plans up for my
Speaker 6: new renovations.
Speaker 1: Don't draw unless you're fucking Picasso, bitch. Don't even pick
Speaker 1: up that fucking pencil brand.
Speaker 4: Time out by?
Speaker 5: Is it just me.
Speaker 1: Listening on Spotify?
Speaker 7: I don't forget to leave a five star?
Speaker 3: Hey, now, Carla. We were saying last week on the
Speaker 3: show that we're done with booking in celeb interviews because
Speaker 3: it's easier just to find someone in our contacts. If
Speaker 3: we have someone famous and just give him a ring unannounced,
Speaker 3: see if they pick up. Because we called Ben Fordham
Speaker 3: last week, and his bloody producer had been saying no
Speaker 3: and go for me. When we're trying to go through
Speaker 3: official channels trying to book him in properly, we weren't
Speaker 3: getting anywhere. So we were just like, fuck it, let's
Speaker 3: just call him. So while your phone's in the room,
Speaker 3: we're going to put this to the test once again.
Speaker 6: And also you're connected in the entertainment industry. You have
Speaker 6: a little black book on your phone.
Speaker 1: I do do you have.
Speaker 3: Like a group chat with everyone from Celebrity Apprentice?
Speaker 1: I have multiple group chat.
Speaker 6: Oh my god, she.
Speaker 1: She loves it.
Speaker 3: Who would you say? The most famous person in your
Speaker 3: phone is?
Speaker 1: Um? Who have? I?
Speaker 5: Got it?
Speaker 1: You have me? But don't give out my number? No,
Speaker 1: I want to do that, you know what? I reckon?
Speaker 1: I could give Julia Morris a call? Oh my god,
Speaker 1: she's been on the show before.
Speaker 3: What should we do if she picks up?
Speaker 1: Just chat? Just chat to us to get an.
Speaker 3: ID from her. Hi, I'm Julia Morris and you're listening to.
Speaker 6: Okay, call her try to try to get an exclusive
Speaker 6: for It's just just just something that we can send
Speaker 6: to the papers.
Speaker 3: And if that fails to move on to who else?
Speaker 1: Have you got my mom?
Speaker 3: Is she famous?
Speaker 1: Is that a drag queen? My mom? My mom is
Speaker 1: going to be on the show too. Honestly, she made
Speaker 1: a cameo appearance.
Speaker 3: Did she love that?
Speaker 8: Me?
Speaker 6: You came on my radio show during filming? You're now
Speaker 6: leave the cameras outside.
Speaker 1: All right, I'm going to call Julia. Here we go,
Speaker 1: host of I'm a celebrity.
Speaker 6: Get me out of here.
Speaker 1: Imagine, go straight the voicemail.
Speaker 9: Well, how are you?
Speaker 1: Baby? Oh my god, how are you?
Speaker 9: Vintage form? I've just under stood into a grown up
Speaker 9: meeting like four hours to get ready.
Speaker 3: I think legally you have to tell her that we're recording.
Speaker 1: We're just recording a podcast at the moment, and the whole,
Speaker 1: the whole Gi just.
Speaker 4: Was in the meeting.
Speaker 3: It it's just me and the special, massive, massive, fancy
Speaker 3: board room.
Speaker 1: Oh beautiful. Okay, Well, basically I had to pick someone
Speaker 1: who was the most famous person in my phone contact
Speaker 1: list to call to say hi, and that was you,
Speaker 1: I know.
Speaker 5: But also.
Speaker 2: Patty Newton didn't pick up first Julia.
Speaker 1: To be honest, yeah, not.
Speaker 9: A great calling card, but it's exciting at least.
Speaker 3: And so how do you two know each other?
Speaker 1: How do we know each other? To Instagram? Oh yeah,
Speaker 1: we just we're just.
Speaker 3: Legally we're not allowed to talk about how we know
Speaker 3: each other. So we go with the Instagram line.
Speaker 1: That's it.
Speaker 5: You know, word spooning never comes into.
Speaker 1: It, spooning, forking whatever we were feeling that in that moment,
Speaker 1: absolutely all right, I'll let you go. I love you too,
Speaker 1: I'll give you of course you we'll.
Speaker 5: Catch up by gay please please please.
Speaker 6: I love you girl, love hy Julius see your sorry
Speaker 6: tunnel success.
Speaker 1: Yeah, well, oh my god.
Speaker 3: You know what I just realized we should have gotten
Speaker 3: you to do. We have this really dumb game we
Speaker 3: get our guests to do. Sometimes it's called sound of Silence.
Speaker 3: I just get people to call someone okay, and then
Speaker 3: when that person on the phone asks you a question.
Speaker 3: It might be a houseyr day or what's up? You
Speaker 3: just take ages to think of an answer. You just
Speaker 3: leave them in silence, okay, and then how to work again.
Speaker 6: Well, the last time we did it was Christian Hull.
Speaker 6: So you have to call someone, okay. The longest you
Speaker 6: can keep them on is the better. You have one
Speaker 6: bridging term, So you start right, you say hello, how
Speaker 6: are you Once they asked you a question that you
Speaker 6: need to reply to. Oh, but where are you leave it?
Speaker 5: Silent?
Speaker 1: Okay?
Speaker 6: And then you have one bridging phrase, which could be
Speaker 6: hold on one sech and oh yeah I'm still here,
Speaker 6: just one of these after they've asked you a question.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, okay.
Speaker 3: And so Christian Hull's record is what was there like
Speaker 3: two minutes?
Speaker 6: Twenty minutes and a half.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, okay, who's.
Speaker 3: The it's my famous person.
Speaker 1: J Drink and she's doing a shoot today. Okay, yeah,
Speaker 1: I reckon. I could get my mom to play along.
Speaker 1: She's not a celebrity, but my mom, you she will
Speaker 1: fucking piss us off it comes to all the Yeah,
Speaker 1: she'll get the ships at me.
Speaker 2: But you know, brilliant.
Speaker 1: All right, So I just started off saying, hello, how
Speaker 1: are you having a normal chat?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Maybe, you know? Fifteen twenty seconds? And then when she
Speaker 3: asked the question, you just never answer it.
Speaker 1: Okay, all right, here we go of silen.
Speaker 3: Have you stop watching Mitch?
Speaker 8: No?
Speaker 1: Start it now?
Speaker 3: Chance when the silence starts, Yeah.
Speaker 1: Hello, Hello, Hi mom? How are you?
Speaker 9: I'm good?
Speaker 5: How are you? Hello?
Speaker 9: Hello?
Speaker 1: Sorry?
Speaker 4: Just one second?
Speaker 5: Hello? Hello?
Speaker 9: Hello? Doing is this a prank?
Speaker 5: Call. Uh talah? Is this a prank call?
Speaker 9: Because I'm hanging up? Oh my god, what's going on?
Speaker 9: You're grown? What do you want? I'm hanging up. Hello,
Speaker 9: you got thirty seconds to answer me?
Speaker 1: Oh wow?
Speaker 9: Is that all I get?
Speaker 5: Jesus Christ?
Speaker 3: That record? You just bet Christians records?
Speaker 1: Oh my god, Mom, don't even explain. I'm so sorry.
Speaker 1: I've got to go. Love your mom, Love your mom.
Speaker 9: Bye.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, color beat the record?
Speaker 6: You just top Christian the first person.
Speaker 1: Wow, what an honor?
Speaker 3: Oh my god, I love it.
Speaker 1: I knew my mom puts up with my ship all
Speaker 1: the time. Clearly someone from Melbourne's calling me the number.
Speaker 1: I'm not going to answer it.
Speaker 3: Okay, oh answer.
Speaker 1: It's probably a scam call, bro, probably.
Speaker 6: A TV show wanting.
Speaker 3: Another one.
Speaker 1: My dream would be to do Dancing with the Stars.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, I feel like that could be so fun.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I feel like it's pretty hard to get a
Speaker 3: villain edit on Dancing with the Stars. You're pretty safe.
Speaker 1: Yeah, neither that or apparently they're doing supposed to be
Speaker 1: doing Celebrity Married at First Sight Get Out. Yeah. I heard,
Speaker 1: I've been here it through the grape vine. Yeah, I
Speaker 1: heard that too, the celebrity version of married at first sion,
Speaker 1: that'd be brilliant. I don't know whether or not they're
Speaker 1: going to marry celebrities, whether the celets are going to
Speaker 1: marry each other, yeah yeah, or.
Speaker 6: Marry marry a civilian Yeah yeah, poor person.
Speaker 1: As long as they put me with someone hot, I
Speaker 1: would go on it.
Speaker 6: What celebrity would you date currently in Australia? Don't do
Speaker 6: a Hamsworth? Do like someone that actually know.
Speaker 1: The new the New Purple Wiggle? Oh the one that
Speaker 1: was just Justice Crew? Oh yeah yeah, yeah, he's hot,
Speaker 1: he's hot, gorgeous. Yeah, and he's got a brother too,
Speaker 1: twin brothers, so maybe it could do it like a thropple.
Speaker 1: I could marry both of them. Yeah yeah. I don't
Speaker 1: know who else really there's I don't know. I don't
Speaker 1: really think there's anyone else hot, do you?
Speaker 3: I was waiting for Mitchell comes.
Speaker 1: In the room celebrity after all as yeah, definitely.
Speaker 3: Now before we get out of here, there's another important
Speaker 3: question that I do ask all of our guests, okay,
Speaker 3: that I need to run by you. Okay, so we
Speaker 3: need you to contribute to our list of things better
Speaker 3: than drugs and Dick, because because we have a running
Speaker 3: list of things better than drugs and Dick. Because we
Speaker 3: just want to remind our younger listeners that there's more
Speaker 3: to life than parting in boys. Yes, so we just
Speaker 3: it's a small thing in life you appreciate. Yep, It's
Speaker 3: all about celebrating the little things. What's some Angela Bishop said,
Speaker 3: a waterbed. Keenan Lonsdale from Love Simon Fame said putting
Speaker 3: your feet in the grass. No, that was just mal
Speaker 3: where I think just said like being in nature or whatever.
Speaker 3: Very boring answer. Yeah, what's another good one we've had?
Speaker 3: Christian Hull said gardening, which I would.
Speaker 6: Have, you know, like a good clean bed sheet, you know, changing.
Speaker 3: Crispy Monk said Jimmy Rings like that's kind of it dry,
Speaker 3: but anyway, yeah, true, all right, you're better than drugs
Speaker 3: and Dick.
Speaker 1: Better than drugs and Dick. I would say, KFC Wicked Wings.
Speaker 3: I love it. Yeah.
Speaker 6: Do you remember when they brought out you might not
Speaker 6: KFC Wicked Wings with that like collar sauce, sticky barbecue sauce.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, that didn't look good. I never tried, right,
Speaker 3: they were good.
Speaker 1: Do you remember mashies AKFC the potatoes mashed potato balls
Speaker 1: you used to get the McCaine used to make them.
Speaker 6: Yeah, I used to get them on lunch orders, the
Speaker 6: little with the smileies.
Speaker 1: And potato smiles Tommy. But yeah, wicked wings, bro, that
Speaker 1: goes off every time. I'd rather that than Dick any
Speaker 1: day of the week, honestly, bro.
Speaker 6: Less clean up. Actually no, they're both as messies each other.
Speaker 1: Really, I get the sweats from both of them.
Speaker 4: Might as well.
Speaker 6: You can watch Carla on The Celebrity Apprentice. It started tonight, so.
Speaker 3: Yeahs on Sunday to Wednesday on Channel nine, or you
Speaker 3: can just catch up on nine.
Speaker 6: Now only fans or in a DM she's waiting for
Speaker 6: Is it just me idiot Dick pics?
Speaker 1: Absolutely if it ain't seven or above, I'm not. I
Speaker 1: don't want it. I don't want it. You nread. Sorry Bye.
Speaker 3: Well, I'm glad we finally got to you on We've
Speaker 3: been wanting to for ages.
Speaker 1: Yeah, thank you for having me.
Speaker 3: A lot of time, Darland.
Speaker 1: It was a pleasure.
Speaker 3: Listen.
Speaker 1: Guys, will be back next week.
Speaker 6: If you want to get in touch, centers a voice message,
Speaker 6: a couple of mitches, otherwise we will.
Speaker 3: See we really should have gotten Carla next week because
Speaker 3: you know what next week is? What what pig Week?
Speaker 3: Our annual pick week.
Speaker 6: Annual pig week, So pick week, it's a term I
Speaker 6: think I coined on.
Speaker 3: So last year I was about to start a new
Speaker 3: diet and my training was going to be monitoring what
Speaker 3: I was eating, and so Mitch said, well, you need
Speaker 3: to have one last pig out before you go on
Speaker 3: this diet, and so we called it pig Week, and
Speaker 3: then he said it's annual, and I thought he was kidding.
Speaker 3: But all of our listeners have been messaging, don't forget.
Speaker 1: It's pig week.
Speaker 3: And guess what, because my new manager, David It's a
Speaker 3: bloody legend, met him last week. Pig Week is sponsored
Speaker 3: by dary Lee Chocolate, So idiots, make sure you run along,
Speaker 3: get yourself from Daryl Lake so that you can eat
Speaker 3: along with us next week for pig.
Speaker 6: Darroly bullets a the white chocolate with a raspberry liquorice.
Speaker 1: Is so good.
Speaker 6: Absolutely, that's pig Week next week.
Speaker 1: Well, thanks thanks for that rubbing it, thank you for
Speaker 1: giving us a gift. We give you nothing.
Speaker 3: I'll send you some.
Speaker 6: We love Carl, We'll see you guys next week. Thanks
Speaker 6: for listening, idiots.
Speaker 3: Is it just me? A podcast by a couple of mitches.
Speaker 7: Make sure you've hit follow on your podcast.
Speaker 3: Welcome to add Brie. This is our secret segment. On
Speaker 3: the end, we pretend the show is done and then
Speaker 3: we just stick around a bit longer. Nothing's planned in
Speaker 3: this bit. It's a couple of people with add happened.
Speaker 1: A dra What do you mean? I thought we were finished?
Speaker 1: Calos stood up. I'm I'm tired. I've got a grinder
Speaker 1: appointment to go. You do not? Actually I do? Yah,
Speaker 1: bro Moey moy one of them? What is this? Talk
Speaker 1: to me, Tommy? What do we do?
Speaker 5: So?
Speaker 3: You know? The other parts of the show we come
Speaker 3: with something prepared, but this bit we just talked shit out. Okay?
Speaker 3: I mean you don't have to sick arount if you've
Speaker 3: got a Dick to get to like, No, it's fine.
Speaker 3: Just know that we might talk about you in your life.
Speaker 1: There's far more better things in life than Dick and.
Speaker 2: Carla.
Speaker 6: Have you ever been in this experience? I talked about
Speaker 6: him off and on the show. McDonald's I don't know
Speaker 6: if you.
Speaker 3: Get my god, why is your little volume control are
Speaker 3: you knock falling apart?
Speaker 1: No, I'm not even touching it. Bro, You're just that hot.
Speaker 1: You've got your own hand on it. It's very hot.
Speaker 3: But I'll just think you're cuffing it.
Speaker 1: It looks like you're holding your dip I am under
Speaker 1: the table. Do you tuck when you know?
Speaker 9: No?
Speaker 1: I mean, look, most of the time I'm not wearing
Speaker 1: super tight shit, so yeah, and I've got spanks for that.
Speaker 1: Sometimes I do, but it just depends on what I'm wearing.
Speaker 3: Yeah, because this is the secret segment. If you can't
Speaker 3: be fucked saying in character as Carla, you can do
Speaker 3: ad to d brief as Ben.
Speaker 1: Oh thank god, I'm so sick of carl.
Speaker 3: Do you know what I was really surprised about when
Speaker 3: I first met Carla slash Ben, because like, usually when
Speaker 3: people do a character, their real voice is completely different.
Speaker 3: But yeah, you kind of just sound like Carla.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I have.
Speaker 1: I think like over the years of doing Carla, it's
Speaker 1: literally just become this thing now where I'll be like, oh,
Speaker 1: bro or something.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Yes, so it's just a part of me now, unfortunately. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you know that that's just my life now.
Speaker 3: And do they have you as Kyla the whole time
Speaker 3: on Celeber Prenice or do they give you the day
Speaker 3: they let you be Ben as well?
Speaker 1: I mean I don't know whether I can say, but yeah,
Speaker 1: yeah I'm Ben sometimes like I would say, like the
Speaker 1: ratio would be like eighty five to fifteen. I don't
Speaker 1: know maths, but that is. But like most of the challenges,
Speaker 1: most of the boardroom was Carla, and then there was
Speaker 1: a few challenges where I was betten so, which was nice.
Speaker 1: It gave me a break from doing makeup and gave
Speaker 1: my skinner break because I was fucking over it.
Speaker 3: Yeah, speaking of challenges, do you remember, Mitch them while
Speaker 3: you were filming Cliberpreentice, we got a I got a
Speaker 3: message from you and you said, Bro, like I've got
Speaker 3: to do this challenge or invite he's the friends to
Speaker 3: come to this event. I have to do. That's one
Speaker 3: of the challenges on the show. Are you free? And
Speaker 3: I was like sure, and then it never went ahead.
Speaker 3: You were like, don't worry. All good, So what happened there?
Speaker 1: They just changed They just changed it, okay atally, like
Speaker 1: production just changed everything every day and it was just
Speaker 1: hard because of COVID at the time, and get like
Speaker 1: you had to have like a PCR test and you
Speaker 1: had to get a rat test one and you had
Speaker 1: to have been vaccinated. It was like the most horrible thing.
Speaker 3: I nearly said no because I had to do a
Speaker 3: bloody PCR test. So I was like, no, I can't
Speaker 3: dog Carla.
Speaker 1: Every person I asked they were like, yeah, of course.
Speaker 1: And then I'm like, okay, I need you to get
Speaker 1: a PCR test today and I'm like, oh, sorry.
Speaker 6: Can't remember the days when you had to get PCR
Speaker 6: tests for events and they took three days to it.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah, Like the.
Speaker 6: Forward planning involved with that shit is because you came
Speaker 6: into I was feeling in for breakfast for coming Jack. Yo,
Speaker 6: you came in and we're a guest on my show
Speaker 6: for two weeks. We gave you your own segment. It
Speaker 6: was so funny. You were filming at that point and
Speaker 6: someone else who is competing at that point came on
Speaker 6: my show because they needed help. I won't say who
Speaker 6: it is just in case.
Speaker 1: Okay, but yeah, so I will feature.
Speaker 6: I'm also on Celebrity Apprentice. Everyone like, I am a
Speaker 6: celebrity friend.
Speaker 1: I think I know who he's talking.
Speaker 6: Yes, yes, they came on my show to promote their
Speaker 6: own event.
Speaker 1: Yeah. I know.
Speaker 6: Well they wanted to go to the biggest show, so
Speaker 6: so it's a smart choice. Yeah, true, true, So I'll
Speaker 6: be on the show at one point. That's exciting my voice.
Speaker 1: Hopefully not my voicemail Chipmunk voice. Guys, how are you?
Speaker 3: Were telling me the other day because we did an
Speaker 3: Instagram live together, you were telling me that there was
Speaker 3: one other celebrity on Celebrity Apprentice that was fucking you
Speaker 3: off big time. I ran through every single person and
Speaker 3: you're like, no, I love them, I love them, I
Speaker 3: love them. I finally got to them, and you're like,
Speaker 3: that's it, bro, who wanted it again?
Speaker 1: So I would say, like, I look, at first, I
Speaker 1: felt really bad about talking shit about this not talking shit,
Speaker 1: but just saying how I really felt about this person.
Speaker 1: But then when all the promos started coming out and
Speaker 1: I started seeing things I hadn't seen before about them
Speaker 1: talking to other people saying shit, I was like, fuck
Speaker 1: this person, bro, I don't give a fuck. So running
Speaker 1: from the block was a bit bit of a gronk.
Speaker 1: You will see it. It looks like a gronk.
Speaker 6: Tool tools also act your age. He looks like a
Speaker 6: boomer who doesn't want to age. I know he talks young,
Speaker 6: dresses young.
Speaker 1: But like, I mean, look him and I didn't have
Speaker 1: any like. It wasn't even like altercations between the two
Speaker 1: of us. It was just how he was with other
Speaker 1: people on the show and how he spoke to other
Speaker 1: people just didn't just didn't vibe with me very well.
Speaker 3: So it wasn't like he wasn't targeting you or anything.
Speaker 1: Everybody, there may or may not be something in the
Speaker 1: show that you might have to wait and see. If wait,
Speaker 1: I was My favorite part about being on that show
Speaker 1: was when you go obviously, when you finish in the boardroom,
Speaker 1: you go into like the winner's room, and you get
Speaker 1: to like, I guess if you win the task, and
Speaker 1: you get to watch what's happening on TV. Yes, all
Speaker 1: that kind of stuff. There's always champagn there's always wine food.
Speaker 1: I would get so tanked, yeah, all the time, and
Speaker 1: Will and Woody used to say to me, like, get
Speaker 1: your fish bowl because there was like this big wine
Speaker 1: glass and I could fill up an entire ble of
Speaker 1: wine in this car. That's funny, and a bottle. Literally,
Speaker 1: I had the wine glass and a champagne cup in
Speaker 1: my hand. So I'm sitting there and then one of
Speaker 1: the producers was like, color, it's a family show. You
Speaker 1: can't have two glasses on screen. I was like, oh, sorry,
Speaker 1: they're not mimy down. That was I missed that. Lord
Speaker 1: Allen Suk was like, you're hired. I love that. I
Speaker 1: love it so good. Where's the pen actually? Hold on?
Speaker 1: What's this catch phrase? You're the only thing that it
Speaker 1: doesn't say on that pen is you're fired? I think,
Speaker 1: I think because it's trademarked by Donald Trump.
Speaker 6: Yeah, I didn't.
Speaker 3: I didn't understand a word of that very wordy, Lord Alan,
Speaker 3: sounds like a wartime rating.
Speaker 1: Can't bloody believe it? The British it was, that's what
Speaker 1: it sounds like. Oh see, we're going.
Speaker 3: You know what we should do?
Speaker 7: You know how.
Speaker 3: Carla, you've obviously been Gladys veragically and secretary. And then
Speaker 3: what other politicians the new The New Guy Dominic.
Speaker 1: Dominic PARTI the New Southwales premieres for the International.
Speaker 3: You should do a role play where you are calling
Speaker 3: the new Prime Minister. You're gonna have to do two
Speaker 3: versions because we don't know who that is yet. And
Speaker 3: then not be Okay, you be Scott Morrison. You be
Speaker 3: Carlar Scott Morrison's secretary calling him with the bad news
Speaker 3: that bro you didn't win.
Speaker 6: Okay, yes, okay, so you're my secretary. I don't know
Speaker 6: what schoma good a.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's not my job, not my job.
Speaker 1: Yet, not my job, not my problem. Okay, so I'm
Speaker 1: just calling you, okay, yeah, ring ring ring ring, Jenny, Jenny,
Speaker 1: where's the phone? Ring ring? That's the bible ring, that's
Speaker 1: the bible ring ring.
Speaker 6: Don't put it down softly, sorry, ring ring?
Speaker 1: Oh, Carla, how are you doing?
Speaker 4: ESCO?
Speaker 1: What's going on? But I'm good? Thank you, Calor listen,
Speaker 1: but I've got some bad news. I don't know why
Speaker 1: I'm holding the sorry, so listen, but I've got Jenny.
Speaker 1: How's the Gary stir it? Can you listen to me? Bro?
Speaker 1: You never listen to me. Sorry, broke election night. We're
Speaker 1: just watching the results. I know I've got the best
Speaker 1: news in the whole wide world to share with you.
Speaker 6: Oh my god, you stop the votes again. Jesus Christ, by.
Speaker 1: No, who do you think you are?
Speaker 4: No?
Speaker 1: The best Jesus Christ is here. Oh jes happened finally,
Speaker 1: So I just wanted to let you know that you
Speaker 1: did not win the election. So hold on.
Speaker 6: Sorry, that can't be possible.
Speaker 1: I'm being dead set serious bray. No, no, we had
Speaker 1: the Christian vote.
Speaker 4: Dam No.
Speaker 1: Sorry, stop the votes no one, but I've told you
Speaker 1: this so many times. Stopped. Nobody likes you. We stopped
Speaker 1: the gaze. You didn't we got protesting.
Speaker 6: I completely fumbled the vas roll out exactly. I'm making
Speaker 6: young people dip into the completely inflate the market exactly,
Speaker 6: and have them no money to retire from when they
Speaker 6: hit sixties.
Speaker 1: How could I possibly have lost the election? It's because
Speaker 1: you didn't let your wife peg you. I think that's why.
Speaker 6: But she did on your recommendation.
Speaker 1: I'm so sorry. I'm sorry. You're gonna have to find
Speaker 1: another job. Break No, I've got a good in at Hillsong.
Speaker 1: I think I'll be fine. So how did Jenny political?
Speaker 3: You should be like, I've been looking into some openings truitment,
Speaker 3: Jenny Glass.
Speaker 1: If you are looking for a job, I do have
Speaker 1: some openings. Let me write this down. I'm just checking.
Speaker 1: Just got my pen. Oh okay, cool? Is that is
Speaker 1: that a little sugar? I thought it was Jesus christ.
Speaker 1: I thought, oh, nought that. So they're looking for a
Speaker 1: trolley person at Cole's at Warringa mall. That's beneath me.
Speaker 1: It's not really. They're looking for a bathroom attendant at
Speaker 1: the Four Seasons hotel in the city Color.
Speaker 6: No, I can't POSSI. I stopped the boats.
Speaker 1: I won't be listen with your expertise in fucking shit up.
Speaker 1: That's the best you're going to get. Sorry. Actually, I
Speaker 1: do have one more here, something that's like very very
Speaker 1: up your allex. Yes, oh great, it's perfect religio. The
Speaker 1: McDonald's at Engerdine needs a clean up for the bathroom.
Speaker 1: I told you that didn't happen. It did bring, it
Speaker 1: didn't apply. I've got the CCTV footage.
Speaker 6: Brow I dropped a dirty chie and it got on
Speaker 6: my pleats and everyone thought that I pooed myself, but
Speaker 6: I didn't.
Speaker 1: I wasn't invented back then. Way laying for you got
Speaker 1: me en scene.
Speaker 3: Wow, I went very political. Sorry, I hate I didn't
Speaker 3: realize new things.
Speaker 1: Yeah, if we don't win a logie for that, upset.
Speaker 6: Honest to god that if you're a late voter, I
Speaker 6: don't know you're hearing this and polling booth is still
Speaker 6: up and don't vote for Scott Marriston everyone.
Speaker 3: How embarrassing if by the time this episode is out,
Speaker 3: the elections already concluded.
Speaker 6: He's not going to listen to this on this imagine
Speaker 6: if he wins on celebration Jenny put on that Puffts podcast.
Speaker 1: I want to hear his take on my win.
Speaker 3: What about Albow if he was told you didn't get
Speaker 3: a bro oh al you.
Speaker 1: Know what, I actually don't even know enough about.
Speaker 6: That's okay, back on my decks. The DJJ that is
Speaker 6: so cool him was fantastic.
Speaker 3: You just said, scum Albot.
Speaker 1: You might be hired or you might be fine.
Speaker 6: Honestly, Scott Morrison is an awful He's actually an awful person.
Speaker 6: Policy aside, that man is for someone who claims to
Speaker 6: be such a religious nut. He doesn't claim to be
Speaker 6: a nut, but he just I hate him.
Speaker 1: I hate him so much. He always has this fucking
Speaker 1: smirk on. It's always like one better than you. No,
Speaker 1: you're not, you suck.
Speaker 6: The moment, the moment the nation should have turned on
Speaker 6: that man is when we had the horrific bushfires ahead.
Speaker 6: He went down the South coast, and he forced people
Speaker 6: into a handshake with him, RMS firefighters, he grabbed their wrists.
Speaker 1: They even went soot and shook and made it for
Speaker 1: a press voter.
Speaker 3: But it's not I thought that everyone did turn on
Speaker 3: him at that point, which is why I was so surprised,
Speaker 3: because around this election time, I thought it would be
Speaker 3: more obvious that yeah, no, there's no way he's getting in.
Speaker 3: But I'm like, oh, it actually seems kind of fifty
Speaker 3: to fifty. I really thought more people would have turned
Speaker 3: against it.
Speaker 6: I was reading a great article that apparently in times
Speaker 6: of like global stress, and we've got the war in
Speaker 6: Ukraine and then COVID and it's inflation, it's a really awkward.
Speaker 3: Shopping trolleys with coins, disgusting kids, drawings on the wall.
Speaker 1: Yes, it's a.
Speaker 3: Real were talking about the big issues.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I can't send a new anymore.
Speaker 6: The general public vote towards safety someone they know, so
Speaker 6: I would vote towards going because they don't want change.
Speaker 6: It's already another that's another thing to add on to
Speaker 6: the stress exactly.
Speaker 1: But no, that he's fumbled the last four years. Did
Speaker 1: you see Tracy Grimshaw roasting last night? No, she posted.
Speaker 1: There was a video on Instagram I saw of her
Speaker 1: literally listing. She's like, so you said that you are
Speaker 1: of the people and you've helped everybody, but you did
Speaker 1: this and she literally listed like she had the receipt fact,
Speaker 1: she had the receipts. And then his response was, well,
Speaker 1: that's a very long list of allegations, isn't it.
Speaker 3: Yeah, he does like to say that. He goes that's
Speaker 3: a very serious allegation, without saying whether it's true or not.
Speaker 3: She said that serious.
Speaker 1: Literally, you went to fucking Hawaii, Broye, you went to
Speaker 1: go see Mouana while the country was burning down Brook Also,
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, but I'm.
Speaker 6: Queer and you vote for Scott Morrison. Screw your fucking
Speaker 6: head in that man abstained from the same sex marriage
Speaker 6: pro side, there were three people in Australia who stained
Speaker 6: it was him that it was Tony Abbott, was Bob Ganner?
Speaker 6: Maybe yet I know and hands and he's our prime
Speaker 6: minister and how can we feel safe? Like what's happening
Speaker 6: in America. They're repealing v. Wade, which is abortion rights,
Speaker 6: same sex marriage will be next and then in five
Speaker 6: years we just copied the trends of America. It will
Speaker 6: happen here if we have a conservative government.
Speaker 3: I Scarma, blood better bloody, not Carli, you getting easy.
Speaker 1: I feel like I've had so many people say Carlor
Speaker 1: you should run for prime minister. They said that the
Speaker 1: other day about politics. Fucking hate politics. That's why I
Speaker 1: just make sit up.
Speaker 6: That's why Mam always goes, you should have been a
Speaker 6: politics because that you know.
Speaker 1: There's Scimo voter.
Speaker 6: Scomo is from my electorate, so that is absout. I
Speaker 6: debated him when I was in high school, face to face.
Speaker 6: I was school captain and he was a local member.
Speaker 6: Remember for what's the member when.
Speaker 1: For the boats?
Speaker 6: He's claimed to stopped the boats transport or immigration immigration,
Speaker 6: And he came to my school and we debated and
Speaker 6: he just shut me down.
Speaker 1: He like negged me and went, I think that's wrong.
Speaker 6: Just completely smug the whole time, flighting Gasolin, which is
Speaker 6: something that I would never do to anyone.
Speaker 3: We have a segment called gas lighting Jenner.
Speaker 1: So I have a personal vendnor against it. But all
Speaker 1: my parents wote for Scara.
Speaker 3: You told your parents not to vote for him.
Speaker 6: I have told him that I begged them not to
Speaker 6: Vote'd rather you not vote than both, and Mum goes,
Speaker 6: you should be a politician, Mitchell.
Speaker 1: That's always are out.
Speaker 3: She shuts it down.
Speaker 6: Anyway, Sorry, that's my rant done for the time.
Speaker 1: Now you're right you probably should have spoken.
Speaker 3: I wonder how well this rant is going to age,
Speaker 3: because this episode will come out after the elections, and
Speaker 3: right now we don't have it. We don't know what
Speaker 3: the result is yet.
Speaker 6: Well, the facts, I mean there's still it's all facts.
Speaker 6: It's not so, I'm just talking fact.
Speaker 3: It will still if he does get voted at, people
Speaker 3: will be listening thinking, shut up, it's gone. It doesn't
Speaker 3: matter now, it's a nice finale.
Speaker 1: Goodbye, you know, so see your fucking later. I wouldn't
Speaker 1: want to be your imagine two daughters.
Speaker 3: Don't let the door hit you on the way out, amen, bye,
Speaker 3: don't let the door hit your clip on the way out.
Speaker 6: Is that what you keep dropping throughout the show? Your
Speaker 6: clip click?
Speaker 1: I've got touch VR clips right, vibrates, I gotta charge it.
Speaker 1: That's just dots on my clar Avatar movie.
Speaker 3: When it is quite impressive how well we pivoted from
Speaker 3: politics of that and that's the podcast.
Speaker 6: That's our talent all right, we should probably go, we
Speaker 6: should wrap it up.
Speaker 3: I'm having fun, Carla, but yeah, we've been actually your
Speaker 3: Ben now I forgot Yeah you Carlo slash Ben. It's
Speaker 3: been great having your dat and you gave us a gift.
Speaker 1: Yes, we're going to give you a gift.
Speaker 3: What is it?
Speaker 1: Jenn's drawing is yours? Oh I'm going to put this
Speaker 1: straight on my garbage win you? Oh good, I'm fla.
Speaker 6: It takes a real artist to be self aware exactly.
Speaker 3: Yeah, more like spanksy.
Speaker 1: I'm a percuss ho. Yeah whoole Vincent van Ho. My goodness.
Speaker 3: What other artists are there? Who did the Blue Poles?
Speaker 1: Edward Edward muff Instead. I studied art in school, so
Speaker 1: I'm not That's.
Speaker 3: Why I don't remember any of that ship.
Speaker 1: There was any subjects I paid attention in in photography
Speaker 1: and food tech, No maths.
Speaker 6: No great I can make a great root thanks to
Speaker 6: food tech, a great root flower, butter milk. It's just
Speaker 6: a base of all good sauces. Right, when you make
Speaker 6: like a cheese sauce, it.
Speaker 3: Sounds pretty hard to suck it up.
Speaker 1: Actually, you burn the flower, could get lumpy, lumpy. You
Speaker 1: don't want a lumpy saucer.
Speaker 3: Well, I'm very grateful that I learned to julian carrots
Speaker 3: when I was in hospitality class, because it comes in
Speaker 3: handy to this day. Dinnerly loved to send carrots. If
Speaker 3: every fucking recipe, it doesn't matter what it is, there's
Speaker 3: a bloody carrot in there, you can guarantee, really, Julian,
Speaker 3: the ship out of that bathroom. Really young, You fucking
Speaker 3: have no idea why it's spelt like brunois, but it's bruna.
Speaker 1: What does that mean?
Speaker 3: Quite good with the blade, Jenner noe or two?
Speaker 5: Very much?
Speaker 1: So, how do you broomsticker? What you said?
Speaker 3: Rather, it's too hard to explain, honestly, we'll do another shot.
Speaker 1: Carl. We love you thinks for coming. Thank you, I
Speaker 1: love you guys. To see you next week, right, Mitchell,
Speaker 1: we'll be back.
Speaker 3: So we'll be watching celeb Apprentice.
Speaker 1: Yes, yes, guys, we'll watch it. We'll watch it my wins,
Speaker 1: but we'll watch regardless through the tears. Good, thank you, all.
Speaker 3: Right, thanks for listening. Against We'll catch you for pig
Speaker 3: week next week.
Speaker 6: We will, as we say every week, of course, Carl,
Speaker 6: I just followed my lead in Jenner.
Speaker 3: Oh, yes, I forgot. We hope that this podcast made
Speaker 3: you feel at least two percent better today. That's all
Speaker 3: just too so, so.
Speaker 1: It should like, how can we do this every week?
Speaker 1: We got it, so we do it.
Speaker 3: Do it again? Please. We hope that this podcast made
Speaker 3: you feel at least two percent better today. That's all
Speaker 3: just two percent so.
Speaker 1: We did, so we do.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that was beautiful.
Speaker 1: Thank you, Thanks for listening to to you next week. Idiots.
Speaker 3: Bye you Is it just me? A podcast by a
Speaker 3: couple of meches.
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