WEBVTT - #106: Carla From Bankstown, Bro!

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<v Speaker 1>People do some weird shit.

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<v Speaker 2>Would you like to try vape? Why would you take

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<v Speaker 2>up something that is going to be addictive and expensive?

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<v Speaker 2>I think that pop. I'll tell you what.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, because you're young and stupid, some things make more

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<v Speaker 1>sense than others.

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<v Speaker 3>You mentioned that your goal was to be healthy, and

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<v Speaker 3>I just don't know. How can you figure that's going

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<v Speaker 3>to happen when you're ordering a chocolate moose?

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<v Speaker 4>No?

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<v Speaker 5>You know.

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<v Speaker 1>I had it in the car on the.

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<v Speaker 6>Way home and I didn't have a spood, so I

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<v Speaker 6>was like an hour a dillo trying to.

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<v Speaker 1>Get ants out of a hole.

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<v Speaker 7>Bless yourself for the rude shocks of young adults food being.

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<v Speaker 1>Fingered as an awful sensation.

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<v Speaker 3>You haven't been thinking about the right person.

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<v Speaker 1>Goodness, may this is just still to play a couple

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<v Speaker 1>of mitches.

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<v Speaker 8>Hi, it's Jenna. Please don't forget to include my name

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<v Speaker 8>in the opener this season.

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<v Speaker 1>Sorry? Now he is Mitch Julli and Mitchell kob Well, well,

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<v Speaker 1>well we're back Mitchell Combs.

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<v Speaker 3>Hello, Hi, idiots, what's happening to Darlan?

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<v Speaker 6>I'm very hot and sweaty. We're not our usual studios.

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<v Speaker 3>And they've shoved us in a broom closet because there's

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<v Speaker 3>more important talent using our studio at the moment. They

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<v Speaker 3>don't realize we're in the company of celebroyalty at the moment.

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<v Speaker 3>Guess who's here today, idiots. Carla from Banker.

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<v Speaker 1>I thought I smelled Africa. I love you.

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<v Speaker 6>You are the only person in the entertainment industry that

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<v Speaker 6>I can share clothes with. Now that Bert Newton's died,

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<v Speaker 6>it was now it's just you and me.

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<v Speaker 1>That's it.

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<v Speaker 6>I've got a whole wardrobe for you, baby, I love

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<v Speaker 6>you so much.

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<v Speaker 1>You introduced me to Carlo Midge.

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<v Speaker 3>I did I think the very first video I found

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<v Speaker 3>it the very first video of yours that I saw

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<v Speaker 3>on TikTok that I was like, oh my god, I'm booked,

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<v Speaker 3>because you know how Carla does a lot of those

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<v Speaker 3>impressions of receptionists or secretary.

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<v Speaker 1>He's glad to spirit.

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<v Speaker 3>Yes, yes. Famously, there was one where she was a

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<v Speaker 3>travel agent during COVID when everyone was in lockdown, and

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<v Speaker 3>this was the first video I saw and I found

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<v Speaker 3>it so funny.

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<v Speaker 1>Is welcome to Handela Travel. You're speaking with Carla? I

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<v Speaker 1>can I help you today?

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<v Speaker 2>A fly where bro, everything's closed the words closed.

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<v Speaker 1>No, you can't go on kent What are you talking

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<v Speaker 1>about break Kiki? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 2>Bro, the closest can take you and get you too,

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<v Speaker 2>is I canentink you to Auburn?

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<v Speaker 9>Bro?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah? Bro the sights and sounds of the area.

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<v Speaker 1>Bro, we go to Auburn, go to Grandville, Guilford, Brough, Marylands.

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<v Speaker 2>Where do you want to go? Well, don't call me then, Bro?

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<v Speaker 1>All right, well I'm going to book you in any way,

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<v Speaker 1>credit card details you. I already got him on the system,

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<v Speaker 1>bro apparently, so yeah, guess what.

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<v Speaker 2>I just booked you a kenticky all the way to Auburn.

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<v Speaker 1>Broo if congratulations Mark No, I said, I said, congratulations.

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<v Speaker 2>You enjoy your flight, enjoy your bat fly to Auburn.

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<v Speaker 9>Joy.

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<v Speaker 1>You've got banks down Airport. So true. You can fly

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<v Speaker 1>if you want to put your mind to it. You

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<v Speaker 1>can do anything you want. That's so funny.

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<v Speaker 6>You are hilarious, and you're actually coming up on Channel

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<v Speaker 6>and Celebrity Apprentice.

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<v Speaker 3>By the time this podcast is out, it's actually already

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<v Speaker 3>on television. It comes out Sunday night.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my god, Celebrity I'm so excited for it was

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<v Speaker 1>the most random thing I've ever done in my life.

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<v Speaker 3>How did they come about?

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<v Speaker 1>Well? I got an email from Warner Brothers. They were

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<v Speaker 1>sending me this birth of brothers. Yeah yeah, I've done

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<v Speaker 1>them both. Yeah, okay, you know. They emailed me and

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<v Speaker 1>they're like, Color, we want you. We've got an exciting,

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<v Speaker 1>amazing opportunity for you on TV. And I was like, bro,

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<v Speaker 1>what the fuck is going on here? So I thought

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<v Speaker 1>it was drag Race because Warner Brothers does Drag Race

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<v Speaker 1>down Under in Australia distributed and whatever. I don't know here.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm thinking like, bro, I'm gonna go on drag Race.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know how to walk in heels. I don't

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<v Speaker 1>know how to fucking sew. What am I going to do?

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<v Speaker 1>We're gonna walk down in my slides on my crocs?

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<v Speaker 2>No way?

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<v Speaker 1>And I rang her and she's like this British lady, hello, Color,

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<v Speaker 1>that's my British accent. Did have a concussion? Yeah, She

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<v Speaker 1>asked me. Channel nine's a big fan of yours. We

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<v Speaker 1>want you on Celebrity and I was like me what.

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<v Speaker 1>I actually was very confused. I thought I was being

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<v Speaker 1>praying throughly. Yeah. But here we are months later, it's

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<v Speaker 1>about to come out and I'm so excited to see it.

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<v Speaker 3>So it's on Sunday till Wednesday on Channel nine, Isn't

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<v Speaker 3>it Okay? Sweet? And then you can catch up on

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<v Speaker 3>nine now with Well if you want to check out

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<v Speaker 3>my car was doing.

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<v Speaker 6>I Love a Celebrity Apprentice like the good old days

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<v Speaker 6>when Roxy Jasenko she almost won or did she win off?

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<v Speaker 6>So she monks over Monk one. That was the best

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<v Speaker 6>season of television in a long long time.

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<v Speaker 3>You were telling me that some of the other celebs

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<v Speaker 3>on celeb Apprentice you were having a hangouts in the

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<v Speaker 3>bathroom just having a vape.

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<v Speaker 1>There was I was. I ended up being the vape dealer.

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<v Speaker 1>And on the first night we're filming, we had a break,

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<v Speaker 1>had dinner and I'm walking out onto the balcony and

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<v Speaker 1>I'm like looking out and no one was out there.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm like, I'm the only smoker. That's great whatever, and

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<v Speaker 1>then Vince Cosmo came out and He's like, got a

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<v Speaker 1>lighter and I was like, oh, bro, yes, please, my

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<v Speaker 1>dream to have a cigarette with the Vince Cossman. And

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<v Speaker 1>I thought I'd say it so. And then Samantha Jade

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<v Speaker 1>wuld love a great, a great bubblegum. Actually, Darren and

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<v Speaker 1>I were like, he's like, Bro, these weeks are great,

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<v Speaker 1>Darren McMullin, Darren McMullin Brough. So we were just duck

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<v Speaker 1>into the bathroom and just have a chicky vape.

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<v Speaker 6>And the not the judge but the boss because it's

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<v Speaker 6>the apprentice. You're trying to be the apprentice of Lord

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<v Speaker 6>Alan Sugar, which in America it's it's Donald Trump.

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<v Speaker 3>How is Bill donald Trump?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh no, I don't think I can do it. I

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<v Speaker 1>wish it was Donald Trump here, Bro. I would have

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<v Speaker 1>told him he went to go with Trump. I would

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<v Speaker 1>have knocked him out.

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<v Speaker 6>Did you get along with Lord Allan Sugar? He's an

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<v Speaker 6>old man. You can't push Lord Allan Sugar.

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<v Speaker 1>He was like a grandpa. Like it was so weird

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<v Speaker 1>because like the first thing he ever said to me

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<v Speaker 1>when he saw me was are you or Sheila or

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<v Speaker 1>a blake? Oh my god? And I'm like, here we go, bro,

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<v Speaker 1>this is going to be a ship fight. But as

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<v Speaker 1>the show went on, he was like every time he

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<v Speaker 1>saw me, he would always go directly to me just

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<v Speaker 1>to see what I was wearing. Always give me a

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<v Speaker 1>little smile. Hi, Carla, how are you, and he actually

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<v Speaker 1>said gronk as well at one time. So really I'm

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<v Speaker 1>very excited.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh my god, you know what I'm going to play

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<v Speaker 3>right now. I'll edit it in later. But how iconic

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<v Speaker 3>was that When Carla was on a Current Affair and

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<v Speaker 3>then the report finished, the package ended. It cuts back

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<v Speaker 3>to Tracy Grimashaw at the desk and she says this, the.

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<v Speaker 6>Current Affair introduced you to the social media sensation and

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<v Speaker 6>the man behind the character earlier this month.

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<v Speaker 1>I enjoy bringing people that happiness and making them smile.

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<v Speaker 3>She's made it, Gronks.

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<v Speaker 4>Look at that.

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<v Speaker 3>You've impacted her vocabulary. That is amazing, bro.

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<v Speaker 1>I that was probably the best moment of my existence

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<v Speaker 1>part of culture. It's like it was a culture reset

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<v Speaker 1>for Australia. Honestly, she's made.

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<v Speaker 3>It, gronk. I reckon. Tracy had no idea what she

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<v Speaker 3>was saying. Like some producers, they just do it.

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<v Speaker 1>It'll be funny, Tracy, you better say it or you're

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<v Speaker 1>getting canceled.

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<v Speaker 3>Everyone will love it.

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<v Speaker 1>But she's like, fine, well we were talking about Apprentice.

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<v Speaker 1>I've actually got some little gifts for you guys. Oh

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<v Speaker 1>my god, yeah, bro, same, we got given these the

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<v Speaker 1>Louis Viton's on the table. I know. Okay, so you

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<v Speaker 1>got to close your eyes. I'm not gonna.

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<v Speaker 6>I've got a star in one eye so it hurts to.

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<v Speaker 1>Work.

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<v Speaker 3>My brother I used to call them, bitch. I've got

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<v Speaker 3>a clear open and grab it. Okay, you could.

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<v Speaker 1>I said, open your eyes, you've gronk.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh my god, I know, Speak of the Devil. It's

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<v Speaker 3>a Lord Sugar appentis appentis.

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<v Speaker 1>Ages six plus. That's why Jenna didn't get one.

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<v Speaker 3>A Lord Sugar talking point pen. Oh my god, I

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<v Speaker 3>got like a little action figure.

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<v Speaker 1>It is bro. It's like you know those like punching pens.

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<v Speaker 3>And boxing kangaroo. Oh this is girl. Just look at that.

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<v Speaker 1>We were in the middle of doing hair and makeup

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<v Speaker 1>and then one of the producers came up. It was like,

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<v Speaker 1>Lord Sugar, that's giving you a gift and I'm like, bro,

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<v Speaker 1>you better have given me a check for five grand. Bro,

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<v Speaker 1>I've got car payments to make. Bro, I need money.

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<v Speaker 1>And they give us his pen and I'm like, okay,

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<v Speaker 1>thank you, thank you read so much, Lord Sugar. That's amazing. Quickly,

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<v Speaker 1>why are you plug your charity because you play for charity, right,

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<v Speaker 1>My charity that I'm playing for is twenty ten. They

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<v Speaker 1>are in LGBT QAI Plus charity. They help house trans youth,

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<v Speaker 1>queer youth. Great helping them with who are homeless, who

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<v Speaker 1>need education, who need you know, support, finding jobs, all

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<v Speaker 1>that kind of stuff. So something very close to my heart.

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<v Speaker 1>Helping all the little kids out there who want to

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<v Speaker 1>be just like color amazing.

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<v Speaker 5>Yes.

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<v Speaker 3>Now, Carlum and I also did the Mardi Gras parade

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<v Speaker 3>together on the tech tok Yes Memories and you know how,

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<v Speaker 3>I did it twice. The second year I was like,

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<v Speaker 3>I don't know if I want to do it, I'm

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<v Speaker 3>only doing it if Carla's there, I'll do it. And

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<v Speaker 3>it was so fun, Like we had to go to

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<v Speaker 3>these bloody dance rehearsals and oh god, they were such

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<v Speaker 3>a punished You remember that time the dance instructor chicks

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<v Speaker 3>she tried to make She was putting us in pairs

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<v Speaker 3>and then making everyone get up and dance one time

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<v Speaker 3>in front of everyone else, and we were like, we

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<v Speaker 3>don't great, Yeah, well she just wanted to, you know,

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<v Speaker 3>focus on each person in pairs and make sure they're

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<v Speaker 3>doing it right. We were like, should we just gaslight

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<v Speaker 3>her into thinking we already went, and Carlo's like, we

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<v Speaker 3>just did it, didn't you see?

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 1>And she's like, oh, okay, we just have to do it.

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<v Speaker 1>She's like, Bro, we went, we already did. Bro, I went,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not fucking dancing again to pay me for that ship. Sorry,

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<v Speaker 1>I got that.

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<v Speaker 6>Poor bitches adopted somewhere. Us just got early onset dementia.

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<v Speaker 4>We were like.

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<v Speaker 3>Those fucking pesky kids in the class that think they're

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<v Speaker 3>really funny, but they're not. Like, we were just fucking cracking.

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<v Speaker 1>Ourselves about the back, making comments.

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<v Speaker 3>I was just thinking to myself, why isn't Jenna spoken

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<v Speaker 3>Its because we haven't introduced the our third wheel generous

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<v Speaker 3>here is always Jenner. I'm so sorry.

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<v Speaker 1>Finally I can talk sang on Jenny. So sorry, Bro,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm so sorry. Okay, should we start the show. We're

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<v Speaker 1>all here.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, so later on we're going to be wading through

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<v Speaker 3>Carla from Bankstown celeb contact black books, Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>My little black book or my little black box, maybe

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<v Speaker 1>a pink box, little big, a little big, pink very bod.

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<v Speaker 1>But if it's your first time was sitting, let's start

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<v Speaker 1>with is it just me?

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<v Speaker 6>It's how we start to show the same every week,

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<v Speaker 6>something we've noticed, something we hate or appreciate.

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<v Speaker 1>A Mitch doesn't know mine, I don't know. Mitches should we?

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<v Speaker 1>Jenna should do one too, because every time we do

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<v Speaker 1>a guest.

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<v Speaker 3>Yes, yep, all four of us, they've got anyither just

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<v Speaker 3>I'm seeing you've got one calor of course?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I do.

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<v Speaker 3>Alright, who wants to go first?

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, you go first, do the Mitches?

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<v Speaker 3>Then it's carlor ladies first. Let's kick it off with yes.

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<v Speaker 6>Okay, so now Brad will out you in. Our musician,

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<v Speaker 6>Brad will play you in and then you just continue.

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<v Speaker 3>When you're ready, Bradley, Okay?

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<v Speaker 2>Is it just me?

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<v Speaker 1>Are we sick and tired of people on TikTok begging

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<v Speaker 1>for gifts on live? So I'm begging for number one

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<v Speaker 1>top spot, bro I don't care.

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<v Speaker 3>What does that actually mean? The number one top don't

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<v Speaker 3>It's like.

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<v Speaker 1>There's like a podium, so you're like the top three

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<v Speaker 1>in the whole of Australia, and the movies you get,

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<v Speaker 1>the more gifts you get. Oh apparently it's just like broke,

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<v Speaker 1>give it up.

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<v Speaker 6>And then never gifts. It's like a picture of a

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<v Speaker 6>monkey in a box. Please give me monkey box. I

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<v Speaker 6>want fish chimney.

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<v Speaker 1>I'se. Let's go give it to me, Give it to me.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 3>I didn't realize that when someone buys you a gift

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<v Speaker 3>during a TikTok live, it's actual money that they're spending.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 6>Oh, I didn't know that either. So it's like badgers

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<v Speaker 6>on Instagram.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 3>I was in the middle of a TikTok live and

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<v Speaker 3>I was like, oh, thanks, Denise, she just sent me

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<v Speaker 3>a party duck or something. I did a little dance

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<v Speaker 3>on the screen, and then after I finished the live,

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<v Speaker 3>I've got a notification being like, oh, you need to

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<v Speaker 3>fill out your bank details to claim you know, your

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<v Speaker 3>your payout account or whatever it is to claim your money.

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<v Speaker 3>And I was like, what the hell? And apparently I

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<v Speaker 3>made six bucks, which I was like, Oh, that's nice

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<v Speaker 3>that she just kind of did that off her own bat.

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<v Speaker 3>But I was just like, I'd feel a bit dirty

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<v Speaker 3>asking for it, because people beg. People beg on TikTok life,

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<v Speaker 3>begging oh color.

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<v Speaker 6>I saw one the other night and it was a

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<v Speaker 6>man asleep in bed and had a poster above his

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<v Speaker 6>head that was like, if you buy me this gift,

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<v Speaker 6>the alarm will sound and I'll wake up. So it

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<v Speaker 6>was an incentive to get cash because people wanted to

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<v Speaker 6>see this poor guy be woken up.

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<v Speaker 8>And like, oh, give me a gift and I'll write

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<v Speaker 8>your name on this whiteboard.

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<v Speaker 3>That people can actually make an insane amount with that stuff.

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<v Speaker 1>Can't say. I think the most I've made on TikTok

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<v Speaker 1>before I got banned because I'm banned from going live

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<v Speaker 1>forever on TikTok. Talk to Hayden. Someone showed their dick

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<v Speaker 1>on TikTok.

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<v Speaker 3>But anyway, apparently they've already spoken to people at TikTok

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<v Speaker 3>and Carla the band will not be lifted.

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<v Speaker 1>But you need Hayen extent, Okay, he's top dog. And

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<v Speaker 1>I made twelve cents twelve cent talk because someone sent

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<v Speaker 1>me like two roses. I was like, oh, beautiful thinking

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<v Speaker 1>for the roses. But it's just it's the concept of

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<v Speaker 1>it is so stupid because there's little kids on there,

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<v Speaker 1>do you know what I mean? It's like and if

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<v Speaker 1>they're using their mum and dad's phone and it's connected

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<v Speaker 1>to their bank account, it's like, I think it's like

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<v Speaker 1>fourteen ninety five for like two hundred coins.

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<v Speaker 3>I really think we should work on getting Carla's TikTok

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<v Speaker 3>live band lifted.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, should I text Hayden?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah? Text your boyfriend right now?

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, text.

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<v Speaker 3>It's not what you know, it's who you know.

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<v Speaker 1>It's who it's you know, it's who you blow. He's

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<v Speaker 1>got not disturb but I'll send a voice message. Can

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<v Speaker 1>get it?

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<v Speaker 6>Radioca, Yeah, babe, I'm here with Carla. Hello from Bankstown.

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<v Speaker 6>She's banned from going live on TikTok. Helped me out,

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<v Speaker 6>please brow bright. She only showed her dick once.

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<v Speaker 1>Bro I was it wasn't It wasn't Carla, That wasn't Carlos,

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<v Speaker 1>wasn't my dick. It was someone else's, Alan Sugars dick

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<v Speaker 1>was on. So can you unbend her from live? Thank you?

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<v Speaker 1>Thank you? All right?

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<v Speaker 5>Just sent.

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<v Speaker 3>It's pretty fabulous that next you want to go? Yeah, okay,

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<v Speaker 3>go for it?

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<v Speaker 1>Is it just me?

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<v Speaker 3>Does I g A need to grow up?

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<v Speaker 1>As in the store?

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<v Speaker 3>Actually, to be fair, it's not just I g A.

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<v Speaker 3>But my local is the one that spits me off.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm sure a lot of other stores do this, but

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<v Speaker 3>I think we're beyond the point where we have to

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<v Speaker 3>stick a fucking gold coin in the trolley to be

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<v Speaker 3>able to get.

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<v Speaker 6>What happened to the good old days, mynn needs to

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<v Speaker 6>carry them around, those little silver fake coins.

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<v Speaker 1>Ye, sell it out.

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<v Speaker 6>They'd sell it Coles and they go you to buy

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<v Speaker 6>one and you and now they stopped doing it.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, but why do they do it in the first place?

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<v Speaker 3>Like I cannot use a fucking trolley at me. I ga,

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<v Speaker 3>who the hell carries gold coins?

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<v Speaker 1>It's because gronks take the trolleys and dump them in

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<v Speaker 1>the rivers.

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<v Speaker 3>Is that what happened there?

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<v Speaker 2>Did you ever?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, it happens all the time. I've got trolley's my

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<v Speaker 1>backyard w B to move shit around. Do you ever

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<v Speaker 1>remember seeing those commercials back in the day of like

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<v Speaker 1>if you see a lost trolley, call this number now.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, like that I don't remember seeing when I worked

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<v Speaker 3>at Coles.

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<v Speaker 6>My first job was at Cole one of the first jobs,

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<v Speaker 6>and you get people calling and they'd be dobbing in

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<v Speaker 6>and be like they'd found a missing boy retro like

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<v Speaker 6>thanks Mary, and we like right down the location and

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<v Speaker 6>we had like a team that would go and retrieve

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<v Speaker 6>the trolley.

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<v Speaker 3>But also, how how does putting a fucking gold coin

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<v Speaker 3>in there to unlock it actually stop you from ceilings

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<v Speaker 3>in the first place.

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<v Speaker 1>Then you don't get your coin back. It's the incentive

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<v Speaker 1>two bucks.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm sure he will be fine.

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah, but Mary Bankstown, who cares about two I care

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<v Speaker 6>about two bucks, bro, macus mcflurry bro.

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<v Speaker 3>But I'm sure even Mary in banks Sound is evolved

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<v Speaker 3>enough that she doesn't carry shrapnel, like whatever, What's going

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<v Speaker 3>to happen to gold coin donations? Like no one carries coins?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my god.

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<v Speaker 6>I was the other day at where was I at

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<v Speaker 6>a festival or something and the ox fan came up

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<v Speaker 6>or a charity came up money for the poor, and

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<v Speaker 6>I don't need cash on me nowhere he is pulled

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<v Speaker 6>out of pay pass and I was like, I had

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<v Speaker 6>to pay pass them four bucks.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my god.

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<v Speaker 3>Imagine if you had to like pay pass just to

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<v Speaker 3>be able to wear mufty day at school, like you

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<v Speaker 3>know how sometimes it's a gold coin donation. Yeah, oh god,

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<v Speaker 3>how is that going to work?

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<v Speaker 6>I don't know someone at Facebook marketplace here that I

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<v Speaker 6>had a square reader, Like people are evolving getting legit

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<v Speaker 6>those things.

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<v Speaker 1>That's crazy.

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<v Speaker 3>I also got fucked off at the vending machine at

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<v Speaker 3>my my train station near my house because it only

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<v Speaker 3>took coins and cash, and I'm like, for fax sake,

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<v Speaker 3>like pay pass, Like come on, grow up, Yeah, my area,

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<v Speaker 3>my whole needs to grow up.

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<v Speaker 6>Grow us here, I grow. I completely agree. And also

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<v Speaker 6>like the shopping centers and the IDA is acting like

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<v Speaker 6>trolleys are so expensive.

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<v Speaker 1>But there are a piece of metal with four wheels.

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<v Speaker 1>Actually they're a glorified razor scooter.

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<v Speaker 3>And I've got a bung shoulder. I can't be lugging

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<v Speaker 3>around a basket. It's actually impeding on my health and wellness.

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<v Speaker 3>I just want to fucking trolley.

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<v Speaker 6>I've got a hack. I've got a hack. Now, it's

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<v Speaker 6>not for everyone, but most west it's a Westfield thing.

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<v Speaker 6>Westfield valet. Yes, it's ten dollars and you think, but

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<v Speaker 6>if you've got to be there for a long day,

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<v Speaker 6>it's six bucks anyway, So get valet. But here's the trick.

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<v Speaker 6>You got to any store because they give you a

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<v Speaker 6>little tag. Right, you get any store and you buy

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<v Speaker 6>like a whole grocery run, You show them your tag

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<v Speaker 6>and they will go no worries, and you don't take

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<v Speaker 6>your groceries around. They will take them and put them

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<v Speaker 6>in the boot of your car.

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<v Speaker 3>It's in like someone at Willie Yeah, to take it

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<v Speaker 3>down to the about.

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<v Speaker 6>Like page Valet and go, hey, we've got a grocery

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<v Speaker 6>shop for ticket number twelve. And then by the time

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<v Speaker 6>you get back to your car, they have all your

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<v Speaker 6>groceres ten bucks.

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<v Speaker 1>There's no extra fee. But I'd be taking all that

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<v Speaker 1>shit home you reckon. Yeah, I'd be putting in the

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<v Speaker 1>back of my car and d.

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<v Speaker 3>With a balete.

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<v Speaker 1>You steal it. I'm sorry, I'm arstanding. That's what I'm doing.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm stealing hard.

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<v Speaker 3>See how much time do you spend it supermarkets and Carla?

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<v Speaker 3>But get that personally, I don't. I don't spend enough

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<v Speaker 3>time to warrant Valet.

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<v Speaker 1>The mic pack fell off.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh little what.

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<v Speaker 6>Are you filming a reality show or something? Oh she

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<v Speaker 6>kicked off the mic pack because we're not normal studio.

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<v Speaker 3>Everyone thanks Jenna to love how I did not jump

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<v Speaker 3>to your rescue at all. I was like, yeah, She'll fucking.

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<v Speaker 4>No one cared.

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<v Speaker 1>I could have just died right now. No one gave

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<v Speaker 1>a shit about me.

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<v Speaker 3>You're listening to is it just me?

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<v Speaker 8>A podcast by a couple of midgest.

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<v Speaker 1>It okay, Sam Wei's in the middle of the show.

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<v Speaker 1>Every week we're doing is It just You, Carla? This

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<v Speaker 1>is when the listeners of the show we call them idiots.

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<v Speaker 3>It's endearing.

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<v Speaker 1>Gronks.

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<v Speaker 6>We actually just had an idiot referendum. We got them

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<v Speaker 6>to pick their own names, and they wanted.

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<v Speaker 1>To keep idiots. So I love that.

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<v Speaker 6>It's like, oh my god, the election happened this weekend.

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<v Speaker 1>We put the power back in Alice. At least they

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<v Speaker 1>know the idiots. Some people don't know the idiots.

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<v Speaker 6>It's really sad we let the idiots have and is

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<v Speaker 6>it just me?

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<v Speaker 1>Of their own?

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<v Speaker 6>You can send it in a couple of mit you

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<v Speaker 6>send us a voice message like Nikeita's done.

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<v Speaker 1>This is Nikita's Is it just me? Or to avoid

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<v Speaker 1>leaving people on scene, do you just not open the

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<v Speaker 1>message and leave a lot of people on read?

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<v Speaker 6>Oh I have a tactic here. I just read the message,

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<v Speaker 6>not as soon as I get it, because they could

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<v Speaker 6>still be in the chat, but a couple of minutes

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<v Speaker 6>after they send it, and then I unread it.

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<v Speaker 1>That's what I do all the time.

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<v Speaker 3>Wait, but does that take away on their end as well,

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<v Speaker 3>that it's been seen. No, yeah, I'm pretty sure it does.

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<v Speaker 3>Let's test it.

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<v Speaker 1>Let's test it.

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<v Speaker 3>Because I'm pretty sure if you market it's unread on

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<v Speaker 3>your phone, it's just telling you that you haven't read

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<v Speaker 3>it yet. But the other person, the other person, because

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<v Speaker 3>by the way, just throw you across it. I know

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<v Speaker 3>that you leave me on red.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, I just wrote high boo xxx.

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<v Speaker 3>So oh wait, you need to message me.

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<v Speaker 1>Yet's on Instagram. You need to message me.

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<v Speaker 3>Hi dog?

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah, perfect, Yet I've seen it. I haven't opened it yet.

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<v Speaker 6>Click it, oh, he says, hi dog se Just now

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<v Speaker 6>I'm going to unread.

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<v Speaker 3>Yep, it's still seen, Carla, what about it?

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<v Speaker 8>No, I hadn't read it yet.

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<v Speaker 3>We're getting it because no, I've already seen it.

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<v Speaker 1>It's just my phone.

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<v Speaker 3>Do you know?

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<v Speaker 1>Do you know how many dms I have from people

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<v Speaker 1>asking me to do shit for them, And I like, well,

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<v Speaker 1>I read it, like hey, can you promote my thing

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<v Speaker 1>on your Instagram or all that kind of stuff. Well, hey,

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<v Speaker 1>I want you to do this with me, a video, whatever,

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<v Speaker 1>And I'm like, I read it and then I unread it.

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<v Speaker 1>But they've seen it that I've seen. Oh, sorry to.

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<v Speaker 6>Break it to you, No, but I mean I don't

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<v Speaker 6>really I don't.

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<v Speaker 1>I think that is just her.

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<v Speaker 3>No, I definitely leave things open, like she said. Like,

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<v Speaker 3>I've currently got sixteen unread texts, two hundred and ninety

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<v Speaker 3>five unread emails, and four unread Facebook messages.

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<v Speaker 6>I'm at three fifty seven on my Gmail, thirteen on

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<v Speaker 6>my work email, nineteen on Messenger, eight on Snapchat.

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<v Speaker 3>God, I haven't used averageous.

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<v Speaker 1>That's how my family. I have four hundred and sixty

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<v Speaker 1>five emails. I have twenty five unread text messages and

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<v Speaker 1>three voicemails.

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<v Speaker 3>Three voicemail or miss calls or something voicemails anymore.

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<v Speaker 6>I love a voicemail, and that's I'm back onto voicemails.

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<v Speaker 1>I love it. I love just talking shit on voicemail.

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<v Speaker 1>Color No, who created the velco on this table? It's

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<v Speaker 1>not cute?

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<v Speaker 3>Do you know what though? Speaking of voicemails, Joe, can

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<v Speaker 3>I just say there is nothing that irks me more

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<v Speaker 3>in this world than your voicemail?

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<v Speaker 9>What do you mean?

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<v Speaker 3>For some reason, I don't know what microphone you were using,

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<v Speaker 3>whether you're on your car, blue ship or something. Do

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<v Speaker 3>you sound like a chipmunk. You're like Ain's Mitch.

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<v Speaker 1>I want to hear.

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah, I'm gonna go and do not disturb so you

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<v Speaker 6>don't have to sit through the dial time.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh god, I'm so excited.

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<v Speaker 3>Ready does this not sound off to you? It's go

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<v Speaker 3>bye a shame and I'm like, that's not my voice?

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<v Speaker 1>What happened that day? I sound like Alvin every time

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<v Speaker 1>you do. The chubby.

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<v Speaker 3>Was the cutest.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, I know, he's the cutest.

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<v Speaker 6>My ring turn at some point when I had a

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<v Speaker 6>murderoler raisor Mini was kim possible.

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<v Speaker 1>But but come and meet me. That's my message tone

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<v Speaker 1>right now. Send me a text stage wait, wait, let

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<v Speaker 1>me put it on. Yeah, send me a text maybe

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<v Speaker 1>hope grinder doesn't go off. Here we go.

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<v Speaker 6>That's good, But I had the actual song that's gone.

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<v Speaker 6>You can message a couple of miches just like Nikita

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<v Speaker 6>did and get on it.

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<v Speaker 3>Yes, thanks Nikita Dale and keep him coming all right?

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<v Speaker 6>Mitchell, you want to jump in with yours, You've already

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<v Speaker 6>done one.

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<v Speaker 3>I can go again if you really want.

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<v Speaker 1>There's so many a long day my turn.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, you go, Here we go?

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<v Speaker 4>Is it just me?

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<v Speaker 6>Do you feel like you've missed your window to send

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<v Speaker 6>a good nude?

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<v Speaker 3>Oh my god, I feel like I've my nude free street.

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<v Speaker 3>It's lasted this long that it's more impressive if I

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<v Speaker 3>just never do it. Yeah, I've never sent a nude.

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<v Speaker 1>I've never seen you.

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<v Speaker 6>I've had FaceTime sex okay sorry, phone like phone sex,

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<v Speaker 6>like FaceTime.

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<v Speaker 3>Sex in the same room, or they were overseas, they

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<v Speaker 3>were on a holiday. Are we talking about your current

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<v Speaker 3>gay factor?

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<v Speaker 6>Yes, we say partner just to keep it ambiguous. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 6>for the straight listeners, yeah, we don't want to isolate yet. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 6>we've had FaceTime sex and phone sex plenty, plenty.

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<v Speaker 3>But I don't think i'd even be down for that.

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<v Speaker 1>So he's never sent You've never sent a nude before.

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<v Speaker 3>Me, and I've never taken one, so neither of I.

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<v Speaker 3>Actually people have asked and I've just been like, absolutely not.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 6>No, i have never taken a nude. And I feel

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<v Speaker 6>like I've missed my window. I feel like a I've

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<v Speaker 6>gained the fucking weight. I'm a haggard.

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<v Speaker 1>No you're not.

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<v Speaker 6>But I have a long term partner and they she

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<v Speaker 6>and she has brains, and I don't want to send

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<v Speaker 6>her a photo in case she's breastfeeding.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't want to put it off.

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<v Speaker 6>No, I don't know I just feel like my windows gone.

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<v Speaker 6>I've got friends that send it and it sounds so

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<v Speaker 6>exciting and the thrill of like a snapchat nude and

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<v Speaker 6>it excites me. But I feel like I could never

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<v Speaker 6>do it.

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<v Speaker 3>Jenny, you're awfully quiet.

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<v Speaker 1>I've never never was.

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<v Speaker 3>I thought we were going to get something controverse there

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<v Speaker 3>either color.

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<v Speaker 1>Do you send nudes? Absolutely? But what about your profile?

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<v Speaker 1>It's grown, I know. See that's the thing, like now

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<v Speaker 1>I have to be you're a TV. You have to

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<v Speaker 1>be DL discreet or do well. I mean, on all

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<v Speaker 1>the dating apps, everyone's always like the first thing people say, oh,

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<v Speaker 1>I gotta get color from bank sound. I never I

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<v Speaker 1>don't send it to people unless I like get to

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<v Speaker 1>know them a little bit first, you know. And most

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<v Speaker 1>of the time the DL or the straight guys, they

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<v Speaker 1>don't send photos or they don't want to, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>take a video or nothing like that. So I feel

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<v Speaker 1>like I'm safe in that one. But I did take

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<v Speaker 1>a whole bunch of nudes once of my behind and

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<v Speaker 1>I was FaceTime me and my best friend Aaron, and

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<v Speaker 1>I was screen sharing because I was trying to find

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<v Speaker 1>his via camera roll of some being funny that we

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<v Speaker 1>did at a wedding and as I'm scrolling up, I

0:24:04.040 --> 0:24:05.920
<v Speaker 1>clicked on it and I saw it, but then down

0:24:06.000 --> 0:24:07.760
<v Speaker 1>the bottom it got me because he could see it,

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<v Speaker 1>could see my hole, and he was like, what's that?

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<v Speaker 1>And I was like, ended the FaceTime call, real fucking

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<v Speaker 1>crass the bike hole. That's not that's not my asshole,

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<v Speaker 1>I promise. And he still asked me to this day,

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<v Speaker 1>like literally last night, he was like, can you show

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<v Speaker 1>me the photo of your asshole again?

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<v Speaker 6>No, let's be real at the end of the day,

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<v Speaker 6>and a photo of a bear asshole if they're all

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<v Speaker 6>the same.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, you could just google it, yeah, and I'll be like,

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<v Speaker 3>that's mine, Jennet, come on, come.

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<v Speaker 1>On, bending It doesn't sad in me.

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<v Speaker 6>I don't feel like I've missed out on anything, but

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<v Speaker 6>like I didn't realize, like twenty six year olds are

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<v Speaker 6>all similar age. Are they really all sending nudes?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah? All of them?

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<v Speaker 9>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 1>Wow.

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<v Speaker 5>You know.

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<v Speaker 2>You know what I.

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<v Speaker 1>Hate though about guys sending nudes is when they put

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<v Speaker 1>their dick and they compare it to something. What have

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<v Speaker 1>you got? So I got one that was like a

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<v Speaker 1>dick and a Fox remote like you two or three?

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<v Speaker 1>Because there's a big pieces and it was like that

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<v Speaker 1>and like a can of coke or I was like

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<v Speaker 1>a Deodoran can Idia Diodoran can. I'm like, this is

0:25:12.960 --> 0:25:14.560
<v Speaker 1>turning me off, touching all this ship but I don't

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<v Speaker 1>want that, Mitchell.

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<v Speaker 6>What would you get one household item? Would you need

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<v Speaker 6>for metric?

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<v Speaker 3>What would you could you use a I don't feel

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<v Speaker 3>like that's an appropriate to ask man.

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<v Speaker 6>Water in can I have to go back to the

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<v Speaker 6>Shine to get the pull noodle in the back.

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<v Speaker 1>Shed Mine's just my vape. It's one of those hand

0:25:36.040 --> 0:25:40.040
<v Speaker 1>grenade vapes that look like a walking anyway. Sending your

0:25:40.119 --> 0:25:42.120
<v Speaker 1>nudes to a couple of mitches. Well, yeah, yeah, don't

0:25:42.400 --> 0:25:43.439
<v Speaker 1>go through them. We'll go through them.

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<v Speaker 3>Actually, don't, cause then we'll get banned like Carla did

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<v Speaker 3>on fucking TikTok Live.

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<v Speaker 1>If anybody on this podcast wants to said me a

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<v Speaker 1>dig piic just just for fun, just for hack bro,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm just DM.

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<v Speaker 6>If there are any listeners, any any idiots that are

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<v Speaker 6>handy for Carla, slide into the d MS and then

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<v Speaker 6>you come back and let us know if our listeners

0:25:58.000 --> 0:25:58.480
<v Speaker 6>have nice.

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<v Speaker 1>Dick, I'll read it and I'm read it. Yeah, I

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<v Speaker 1>worked that won't work.

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<v Speaker 3>You get ready to go, Jenna, Yeah, I'm ready, all right? Cool?

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<v Speaker 1>Is it just me?

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<v Speaker 8>Do kids ugly scribble drawings look disgusting on parents' walls

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<v Speaker 8>at work?

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<v Speaker 1>Jenny's are always either do you hate children?

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<v Speaker 8>Somebody upstairs and all over their wall. It's just pictures

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<v Speaker 8>of their child's scribble. It's literally scribbler.

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<v Speaker 3>I should add to it one day. Put your own scribble, and.

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<v Speaker 8>It's just like, just wait until they can actually draw.

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<v Speaker 3>Unless they can properly sketch some sort of landscape, I'm

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<v Speaker 3>not interested.

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<v Speaker 6>Yes, your poor kids, Jenny, you're gonna make them get

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<v Speaker 6>like unless you can draw four plans up for my

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<v Speaker 6>new renovations.

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<v Speaker 1>Don't draw unless you're fucking Picasso, bitch. Don't even pick

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<v Speaker 1>up that fucking pencil brand.

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<v Speaker 4>Time out by?

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<v Speaker 5>Is it just me.

0:27:03.160 --> 0:27:04.560
<v Speaker 1>Listening on Spotify?

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<v Speaker 7>I don't forget to leave a five star?

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<v Speaker 3>Hey, now, Carla. We were saying last week on the

0:27:11.359 --> 0:27:15.480
<v Speaker 3>show that we're done with booking in celeb interviews because

0:27:15.720 --> 0:27:18.280
<v Speaker 3>it's easier just to find someone in our contacts. If

0:27:18.320 --> 0:27:21.399
<v Speaker 3>we have someone famous and just give him a ring unannounced,

0:27:21.560 --> 0:27:23.520
<v Speaker 3>see if they pick up. Because we called Ben Fordham

0:27:23.600 --> 0:27:27.240
<v Speaker 3>last week, and his bloody producer had been saying no

0:27:27.520 --> 0:27:29.720
<v Speaker 3>and go for me. When we're trying to go through

0:27:29.720 --> 0:27:32.160
<v Speaker 3>official channels trying to book him in properly, we weren't

0:27:32.160 --> 0:27:34.080
<v Speaker 3>getting anywhere. So we were just like, fuck it, let's

0:27:34.080 --> 0:27:36.200
<v Speaker 3>just call him. So while your phone's in the room,

0:27:36.240 --> 0:27:37.879
<v Speaker 3>we're going to put this to the test once again.

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<v Speaker 6>And also you're connected in the entertainment industry. You have

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<v Speaker 6>a little black book on your phone.

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<v Speaker 1>I do do you have.

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<v Speaker 3>Like a group chat with everyone from Celebrity Apprentice?

0:27:45.320 --> 0:27:46.600
<v Speaker 1>I have multiple group chat.

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<v Speaker 6>Oh my god, she.

0:27:49.960 --> 0:27:50.439
<v Speaker 1>She loves it.

0:27:50.480 --> 0:27:52.159
<v Speaker 3>Who would you say? The most famous person in your

0:27:52.160 --> 0:27:52.520
<v Speaker 3>phone is?

0:27:52.760 --> 0:27:54.520
<v Speaker 1>Um? Who have? I?

0:27:54.600 --> 0:27:54.840
<v Speaker 5>Got it?

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<v Speaker 1>You have me? But don't give out my number? No,

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<v Speaker 1>I want to do that, you know what? I reckon?

0:28:00.280 --> 0:28:02.760
<v Speaker 1>I could give Julia Morris a call? Oh my god,

0:28:04.000 --> 0:28:05.080
<v Speaker 1>she's been on the show before.

0:28:06.040 --> 0:28:07.360
<v Speaker 3>What should we do if she picks up?

0:28:08.560 --> 0:28:10.960
<v Speaker 1>Just chat? Just chat to us to get an.

0:28:10.840 --> 0:28:14.320
<v Speaker 3>ID from her. Hi, I'm Julia Morris and you're listening to.

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<v Speaker 6>Okay, call her try to try to get an exclusive

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<v Speaker 6>for It's just just just something that we can send

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<v Speaker 6>to the papers.

0:28:20.440 --> 0:28:22.400
<v Speaker 3>And if that fails to move on to who else?

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<v Speaker 1>Have you got my mom?

0:28:24.760 --> 0:28:25.400
<v Speaker 3>Is she famous?

0:28:25.520 --> 0:28:27.480
<v Speaker 1>Is that a drag queen? My mom? My mom is

0:28:27.520 --> 0:28:29.520
<v Speaker 1>going to be on the show too. Honestly, she made

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<v Speaker 1>a cameo appearance.

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<v Speaker 3>Did she love that?

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<v Speaker 8>Me?

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<v Speaker 6>You came on my radio show during filming? You're now

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<v Speaker 6>leave the cameras outside.

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<v Speaker 1>All right, I'm going to call Julia. Here we go,

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<v Speaker 1>host of I'm a celebrity.

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<v Speaker 6>Get me out of here.

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<v Speaker 1>Imagine, go straight the voicemail.

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<v Speaker 9>Well, how are you?

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<v Speaker 1>Baby? Oh my god, how are you?

0:29:00.080 --> 0:29:02.959
<v Speaker 9>Vintage form? I've just under stood into a grown up

0:29:02.960 --> 0:29:05.480
<v Speaker 9>meeting like four hours to get ready.

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<v Speaker 3>I think legally you have to tell her that we're recording.

0:29:07.160 --> 0:29:11.440
<v Speaker 1>We're just recording a podcast at the moment, and the whole,

0:29:11.480 --> 0:29:11.960
<v Speaker 1>the whole Gi just.

0:29:12.160 --> 0:29:12.880
<v Speaker 4>Was in the meeting.

0:29:12.920 --> 0:29:15.400
<v Speaker 3>It it's just me and the special, massive, massive, fancy

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<v Speaker 3>board room.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh beautiful. Okay, Well, basically I had to pick someone

0:29:19.360 --> 0:29:21.240
<v Speaker 1>who was the most famous person in my phone contact

0:29:21.280 --> 0:29:23.520
<v Speaker 1>list to call to say hi, and that was you,

0:29:25.120 --> 0:29:25.480
<v Speaker 1>I know.

0:29:26.200 --> 0:29:26.920
<v Speaker 5>But also.

0:29:29.920 --> 0:29:31.959
<v Speaker 2>Patty Newton didn't pick up first Julia.

0:29:32.120 --> 0:29:33.320
<v Speaker 1>To be honest, yeah, not.

0:29:33.320 --> 0:29:35.840
<v Speaker 9>A great calling card, but it's exciting at least.

0:29:35.880 --> 0:29:37.240
<v Speaker 3>And so how do you two know each other?

0:29:37.400 --> 0:29:40.480
<v Speaker 1>How do we know each other? To Instagram? Oh yeah,

0:29:40.720 --> 0:29:41.600
<v Speaker 1>we just we're just.

0:29:42.440 --> 0:29:44.960
<v Speaker 3>Legally we're not allowed to talk about how we know

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<v Speaker 3>each other. So we go with the Instagram line.

0:29:47.240 --> 0:29:47.560
<v Speaker 1>That's it.

0:29:47.760 --> 0:29:50.280
<v Speaker 5>You know, word spooning never comes into.

0:29:50.080 --> 0:29:54.920
<v Speaker 1>It, spooning, forking whatever we were feeling that in that moment,

0:29:55.360 --> 0:29:59.600
<v Speaker 1>absolutely all right, I'll let you go. I love you too,

0:29:59.600 --> 0:30:00.760
<v Speaker 1>I'll give you of course you we'll.

0:30:00.600 --> 0:30:03.160
<v Speaker 5>Catch up by gay please please please.

0:30:03.000 --> 0:30:05.720
<v Speaker 6>I love you girl, love hy Julius see your sorry

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<v Speaker 6>tunnel success.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, well, oh my god.

0:30:08.960 --> 0:30:10.480
<v Speaker 3>You know what I just realized we should have gotten

0:30:10.480 --> 0:30:12.480
<v Speaker 3>you to do. We have this really dumb game we

0:30:12.560 --> 0:30:15.280
<v Speaker 3>get our guests to do. Sometimes it's called sound of Silence.

0:30:15.760 --> 0:30:18.959
<v Speaker 3>I just get people to call someone okay, and then

0:30:19.160 --> 0:30:21.760
<v Speaker 3>when that person on the phone asks you a question.

0:30:21.840 --> 0:30:24.480
<v Speaker 3>It might be a houseyr day or what's up? You

0:30:24.560 --> 0:30:27.040
<v Speaker 3>just take ages to think of an answer. You just

0:30:27.160 --> 0:30:29.360
<v Speaker 3>leave them in silence, okay, and then how to work again.

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<v Speaker 6>Well, the last time we did it was Christian Hull.

0:30:30.920 --> 0:30:33.520
<v Speaker 6>So you have to call someone, okay. The longest you

0:30:33.560 --> 0:30:36.240
<v Speaker 6>can keep them on is the better. You have one

0:30:36.280 --> 0:30:39.239
<v Speaker 6>bridging term, So you start right, you say hello, how

0:30:39.280 --> 0:30:41.120
<v Speaker 6>are you Once they asked you a question that you

0:30:41.160 --> 0:30:43.200
<v Speaker 6>need to reply to. Oh, but where are you leave it?

0:30:43.280 --> 0:30:43.600
<v Speaker 5>Silent?

0:30:43.720 --> 0:30:44.120
<v Speaker 1>Okay?

0:30:44.200 --> 0:30:47.120
<v Speaker 6>And then you have one bridging phrase, which could be

0:30:47.160 --> 0:30:50.280
<v Speaker 6>hold on one sech and oh yeah I'm still here,

0:30:50.800 --> 0:30:52.560
<v Speaker 6>just one of these after they've asked you a question.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, yeah, okay.

0:30:53.400 --> 0:30:56.520
<v Speaker 3>And so Christian Hull's record is what was there like

0:30:56.520 --> 0:30:56.920
<v Speaker 3>two minutes?

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<v Speaker 6>Twenty minutes and a half.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, yeah, okay, who's.

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<v Speaker 3>The it's my famous person.

0:31:02.520 --> 0:31:05.840
<v Speaker 1>J Drink and she's doing a shoot today. Okay, yeah,

0:31:06.520 --> 0:31:08.120
<v Speaker 1>I reckon. I could get my mom to play along.

0:31:08.400 --> 0:31:10.680
<v Speaker 1>She's not a celebrity, but my mom, you she will

0:31:10.680 --> 0:31:13.720
<v Speaker 1>fucking piss us off it comes to all the Yeah,

0:31:13.760 --> 0:31:14.720
<v Speaker 1>she'll get the ships at me.

0:31:14.840 --> 0:31:16.240
<v Speaker 2>But you know, brilliant.

0:31:16.880 --> 0:31:18.800
<v Speaker 1>All right, So I just started off saying, hello, how

0:31:18.840 --> 0:31:20.040
<v Speaker 1>are you having a normal chat?

0:31:20.160 --> 0:31:20.320
<v Speaker 5>Yeah?

0:31:20.360 --> 0:31:22.360
<v Speaker 3>Maybe, you know? Fifteen twenty seconds? And then when she

0:31:22.400 --> 0:31:24.719
<v Speaker 3>asked the question, you just never answer it.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, all right, here we go of silen.

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<v Speaker 3>Have you stop watching Mitch?

0:31:32.600 --> 0:31:32.640
<v Speaker 8>No?

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<v Speaker 1>Start it now?

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<v Speaker 3>Chance when the silence starts, Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>Hello, Hello, Hi mom? How are you?

0:31:42.160 --> 0:31:42.680
<v Speaker 9>I'm good?

0:31:42.680 --> 0:31:47.240
<v Speaker 5>How are you? Hello?

0:31:55.320 --> 0:31:55.640
<v Speaker 9>Hello?

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<v Speaker 1>Sorry?

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<v Speaker 4>Just one second?

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<v Speaker 5>Hello? Hello?

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<v Speaker 9>Hello? Doing is this a prank?

0:33:08.880 --> 0:33:16.800
<v Speaker 5>Call. Uh talah? Is this a prank call?

0:33:16.840 --> 0:33:25.480
<v Speaker 9>Because I'm hanging up? Oh my god, what's going on?

0:33:25.520 --> 0:33:48.280
<v Speaker 9>You're grown? What do you want? I'm hanging up. Hello,

0:33:50.080 --> 0:33:51.800
<v Speaker 9>you got thirty seconds to answer me?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh wow?

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<v Speaker 9>Is that all I get?

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<v Speaker 5>Jesus Christ?

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<v Speaker 3>That record? You just bet Christians records?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my god, Mom, don't even explain. I'm so sorry.

0:34:14.000 --> 0:34:16.200
<v Speaker 1>I've got to go. Love your mom, Love your mom.

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<v Speaker 9>Bye.

0:34:17.440 --> 0:34:19.160
<v Speaker 1>Oh my god, color beat the record?

0:34:20.960 --> 0:34:22.800
<v Speaker 6>You just top Christian the first person.

0:34:25.440 --> 0:34:26.600
<v Speaker 1>Wow, what an honor?

0:34:26.719 --> 0:34:27.719
<v Speaker 3>Oh my god, I love it.

0:34:27.800 --> 0:34:30.120
<v Speaker 1>I knew my mom puts up with my ship all

0:34:30.400 --> 0:34:34.520
<v Speaker 1>the time. Clearly someone from Melbourne's calling me the number.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not going to answer it.

0:34:35.239 --> 0:34:35.959
<v Speaker 3>Okay, oh answer.

0:34:36.000 --> 0:34:38.160
<v Speaker 1>It's probably a scam call, bro, probably.

0:34:38.560 --> 0:34:39.880
<v Speaker 6>A TV show wanting.

0:34:41.160 --> 0:34:41.799
<v Speaker 3>Another one.

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<v Speaker 1>My dream would be to do Dancing with the Stars.

0:34:44.200 --> 0:34:46.400
<v Speaker 1>Oh my god, I feel like that could be so fun.

0:34:46.560 --> 0:34:48.680
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I feel like it's pretty hard to get a

0:34:48.800 --> 0:34:51.640
<v Speaker 3>villain edit on Dancing with the Stars. You're pretty safe.

0:34:51.880 --> 0:34:54.360
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, neither that or apparently they're doing supposed to be

0:34:54.360 --> 0:34:59.120
<v Speaker 1>doing Celebrity Married at First Sight Get Out. Yeah. I heard,

0:34:59.239 --> 0:35:01.480
<v Speaker 1>I've been here it through the grape vine. Yeah, I

0:35:01.480 --> 0:35:03.879
<v Speaker 1>heard that too, the celebrity version of married at first sion,

0:35:03.960 --> 0:35:05.719
<v Speaker 1>that'd be brilliant. I don't know whether or not they're

0:35:05.719 --> 0:35:08.200
<v Speaker 1>going to marry celebrities, whether the celets are going to

0:35:08.200 --> 0:35:09.839
<v Speaker 1>marry each other, yeah yeah, or.

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<v Speaker 6>Marry marry a civilian Yeah yeah, poor person.

0:35:13.080 --> 0:35:14.560
<v Speaker 1>As long as they put me with someone hot, I

0:35:14.560 --> 0:35:15.200
<v Speaker 1>would go on it.

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<v Speaker 6>What celebrity would you date currently in Australia? Don't do

0:35:19.120 --> 0:35:21.160
<v Speaker 6>a Hamsworth? Do like someone that actually know.

0:35:22.239 --> 0:35:25.920
<v Speaker 1>The new the New Purple Wiggle? Oh the one that

0:35:26.000 --> 0:35:28.719
<v Speaker 1>was just Justice Crew? Oh yeah yeah, yeah, he's hot,

0:35:28.760 --> 0:35:31.000
<v Speaker 1>he's hot, gorgeous. Yeah, and he's got a brother too,

0:35:31.080 --> 0:35:33.720
<v Speaker 1>twin brothers, so maybe it could do it like a thropple.

0:35:34.040 --> 0:35:36.520
<v Speaker 1>I could marry both of them. Yeah yeah. I don't

0:35:36.520 --> 0:35:39.200
<v Speaker 1>know who else really there's I don't know. I don't

0:35:39.200 --> 0:35:40.560
<v Speaker 1>really think there's anyone else hot, do you?

0:35:41.000 --> 0:35:42.759
<v Speaker 3>I was waiting for Mitchell comes.

0:35:44.480 --> 0:35:50.240
<v Speaker 1>In the room celebrity after all as yeah, definitely.

0:35:50.440 --> 0:35:53.000
<v Speaker 3>Now before we get out of here, there's another important

0:35:53.080 --> 0:35:55.120
<v Speaker 3>question that I do ask all of our guests, okay,

0:35:55.400 --> 0:35:57.400
<v Speaker 3>that I need to run by you. Okay, so we

0:35:57.520 --> 0:35:59.480
<v Speaker 3>need you to contribute to our list of things better

0:35:59.520 --> 0:36:05.200
<v Speaker 3>than drugs and Dick, because because we have a running

0:36:05.239 --> 0:36:07.400
<v Speaker 3>list of things better than drugs and Dick. Because we

0:36:07.440 --> 0:36:09.400
<v Speaker 3>just want to remind our younger listeners that there's more

0:36:09.440 --> 0:36:11.440
<v Speaker 3>to life than parting in boys. Yes, so we just

0:36:11.480 --> 0:36:13.879
<v Speaker 3>it's a small thing in life you appreciate. Yep, It's

0:36:13.920 --> 0:36:16.799
<v Speaker 3>all about celebrating the little things. What's some Angela Bishop said,

0:36:16.800 --> 0:36:20.320
<v Speaker 3>a waterbed. Keenan Lonsdale from Love Simon Fame said putting

0:36:20.320 --> 0:36:22.680
<v Speaker 3>your feet in the grass. No, that was just mal

0:36:22.719 --> 0:36:25.759
<v Speaker 3>where I think just said like being in nature or whatever.

0:36:26.200 --> 0:36:29.960
<v Speaker 3>Very boring answer. Yeah, what's another good one we've had?

0:36:30.040 --> 0:36:32.520
<v Speaker 3>Christian Hull said gardening, which I would.

0:36:32.320 --> 0:36:35.600
<v Speaker 6>Have, you know, like a good clean bed sheet, you know, changing.

0:36:36.400 --> 0:36:40.680
<v Speaker 3>Crispy Monk said Jimmy Rings like that's kind of it dry,

0:36:40.760 --> 0:36:43.919
<v Speaker 3>but anyway, yeah, true, all right, you're better than drugs

0:36:43.920 --> 0:36:44.160
<v Speaker 3>and Dick.

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<v Speaker 1>Better than drugs and Dick. I would say, KFC Wicked Wings.

0:36:49.640 --> 0:36:50.440
<v Speaker 3>I love it. Yeah.

0:36:51.920 --> 0:36:53.600
<v Speaker 6>Do you remember when they brought out you might not

0:36:53.719 --> 0:36:58.000
<v Speaker 6>KFC Wicked Wings with that like collar sauce, sticky barbecue sauce.

0:36:58.120 --> 0:37:00.319
<v Speaker 3>Oh yeah, that didn't look good. I never tried, right,

0:37:02.040 --> 0:37:02.520
<v Speaker 3>they were good.

0:37:02.680 --> 0:37:06.320
<v Speaker 1>Do you remember mashies AKFC the potatoes mashed potato balls

0:37:06.920 --> 0:37:08.680
<v Speaker 1>you used to get the McCaine used to make them.

0:37:08.760 --> 0:37:10.400
<v Speaker 6>Yeah, I used to get them on lunch orders, the

0:37:10.400 --> 0:37:12.000
<v Speaker 6>little with the smileies.

0:37:11.520 --> 0:37:14.560
<v Speaker 1>And potato smiles Tommy. But yeah, wicked wings, bro, that

0:37:14.600 --> 0:37:16.680
<v Speaker 1>goes off every time. I'd rather that than Dick any

0:37:16.719 --> 0:37:18.800
<v Speaker 1>day of the week, honestly, bro.

0:37:18.920 --> 0:37:21.040
<v Speaker 6>Less clean up. Actually no, they're both as messies each other.

0:37:21.120 --> 0:37:24.680
<v Speaker 1>Really, I get the sweats from both of them.

0:37:24.640 --> 0:37:25.160
<v Speaker 4>Might as well.

0:37:25.520 --> 0:37:28.840
<v Speaker 6>You can watch Carla on The Celebrity Apprentice. It started tonight, so.

0:37:29.040 --> 0:37:32.680
<v Speaker 3>Yeahs on Sunday to Wednesday on Channel nine, or you

0:37:32.719 --> 0:37:34.040
<v Speaker 3>can just catch up on nine.

0:37:33.880 --> 0:37:36.600
<v Speaker 6>Now only fans or in a DM she's waiting for

0:37:36.920 --> 0:37:38.600
<v Speaker 6>Is it just me idiot Dick pics?

0:37:38.640 --> 0:37:41.960
<v Speaker 1>Absolutely if it ain't seven or above, I'm not. I

0:37:41.960 --> 0:37:45.320
<v Speaker 1>don't want it. I don't want it. You nread. Sorry Bye.

0:37:45.440 --> 0:37:46.960
<v Speaker 3>Well, I'm glad we finally got to you on We've

0:37:47.000 --> 0:37:47.920
<v Speaker 3>been wanting to for ages.

0:37:48.040 --> 0:37:49.319
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, thank you for having me.

0:37:49.320 --> 0:37:50.320
<v Speaker 3>A lot of time, Darland.

0:37:50.360 --> 0:37:51.000
<v Speaker 1>It was a pleasure.

0:37:51.360 --> 0:37:51.600
<v Speaker 3>Listen.

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<v Speaker 1>Guys, will be back next week.

0:37:52.520 --> 0:37:54.160
<v Speaker 6>If you want to get in touch, centers a voice message,

0:37:54.160 --> 0:37:56.160
<v Speaker 6>a couple of mitches, otherwise we will.

0:37:56.000 --> 0:37:58.520
<v Speaker 3>See we really should have gotten Carla next week because

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<v Speaker 3>you know what next week is? What what pig Week?

0:38:03.400 --> 0:38:06.799
<v Speaker 3>Our annual pick week.

0:38:06.120 --> 0:38:08.360
<v Speaker 6>Annual pig week, So pick week, it's a term I

0:38:08.440 --> 0:38:09.080
<v Speaker 6>think I coined on.

0:38:09.840 --> 0:38:11.960
<v Speaker 3>So last year I was about to start a new

0:38:12.040 --> 0:38:14.520
<v Speaker 3>diet and my training was going to be monitoring what

0:38:14.560 --> 0:38:16.239
<v Speaker 3>I was eating, and so Mitch said, well, you need

0:38:16.280 --> 0:38:18.960
<v Speaker 3>to have one last pig out before you go on

0:38:19.000 --> 0:38:20.840
<v Speaker 3>this diet, and so we called it pig Week, and

0:38:20.840 --> 0:38:23.360
<v Speaker 3>then he said it's annual, and I thought he was kidding.

0:38:23.360 --> 0:38:26.520
<v Speaker 3>But all of our listeners have been messaging, don't forget.

0:38:26.320 --> 0:38:27.520
<v Speaker 1>It's pig week.

0:38:28.120 --> 0:38:30.040
<v Speaker 3>And guess what, because my new manager, David It's a

0:38:30.040 --> 0:38:33.400
<v Speaker 3>bloody legend, met him last week. Pig Week is sponsored

0:38:33.440 --> 0:38:39.200
<v Speaker 3>by dary Lee Chocolate, So idiots, make sure you run along,

0:38:39.200 --> 0:38:41.560
<v Speaker 3>get yourself from Daryl Lake so that you can eat

0:38:41.560 --> 0:38:43.040
<v Speaker 3>along with us next week for pig.

0:38:43.080 --> 0:38:47.520
<v Speaker 6>Darroly bullets a the white chocolate with a raspberry liquorice.

0:38:47.480 --> 0:38:48.160
<v Speaker 1>Is so good.

0:38:48.239 --> 0:38:50.080
<v Speaker 6>Absolutely, that's pig Week next week.

0:38:50.400 --> 0:38:54.960
<v Speaker 1>Well, thanks thanks for that rubbing it, thank you for

0:38:55.000 --> 0:38:56.320
<v Speaker 1>giving us a gift. We give you nothing.

0:38:58.000 --> 0:38:58.600
<v Speaker 3>I'll send you some.

0:38:59.640 --> 0:39:01.439
<v Speaker 6>We love Carl, We'll see you guys next week. Thanks

0:39:01.480 --> 0:39:03.080
<v Speaker 6>for listening, idiots.

0:39:03.760 --> 0:39:07.720
<v Speaker 3>Is it just me? A podcast by a couple of mitches.

0:39:08.040 --> 0:39:19.080
<v Speaker 7>Make sure you've hit follow on your podcast.

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<v Speaker 3>Welcome to add Brie. This is our secret segment. On

0:39:32.719 --> 0:39:34.239
<v Speaker 3>the end, we pretend the show is done and then

0:39:34.280 --> 0:39:36.560
<v Speaker 3>we just stick around a bit longer. Nothing's planned in

0:39:36.560 --> 0:39:39.000
<v Speaker 3>this bit. It's a couple of people with add happened.

0:39:38.719 --> 0:39:42.120
<v Speaker 1>A dra What do you mean? I thought we were finished?

0:39:43.120 --> 0:39:46.520
<v Speaker 1>Calos stood up. I'm I'm tired. I've got a grinder

0:39:46.560 --> 0:39:51.120
<v Speaker 1>appointment to go. You do not? Actually I do? Yah,

0:39:51.320 --> 0:39:56.680
<v Speaker 1>bro Moey moy one of them? What is this? Talk

0:39:56.680 --> 0:39:57.719
<v Speaker 1>to me, Tommy? What do we do?

0:39:58.200 --> 0:39:58.279
<v Speaker 5>So?

0:39:58.640 --> 0:40:00.359
<v Speaker 3>You know? The other parts of the show we come

0:40:00.400 --> 0:40:03.400
<v Speaker 3>with something prepared, but this bit we just talked shit out. Okay?

0:40:03.760 --> 0:40:05.000
<v Speaker 3>I mean you don't have to sick arount if you've

0:40:05.000 --> 0:40:07.040
<v Speaker 3>got a Dick to get to like, No, it's fine.

0:40:07.719 --> 0:40:09.839
<v Speaker 3>Just know that we might talk about you in your life.

0:40:10.280 --> 0:40:12.680
<v Speaker 1>There's far more better things in life than Dick and.

0:40:15.239 --> 0:40:15.520
<v Speaker 2>Carla.

0:40:15.719 --> 0:40:17.319
<v Speaker 6>Have you ever been in this experience? I talked about

0:40:17.360 --> 0:40:19.680
<v Speaker 6>him off and on the show. McDonald's I don't know

0:40:19.719 --> 0:40:19.920
<v Speaker 6>if you.

0:40:20.840 --> 0:40:23.840
<v Speaker 3>Get my god, why is your little volume control are

0:40:23.880 --> 0:40:24.760
<v Speaker 3>you knock falling apart?

0:40:24.880 --> 0:40:28.120
<v Speaker 1>No, I'm not even touching it. Bro, You're just that hot.

0:40:28.120 --> 0:40:30.480
<v Speaker 1>You've got your own hand on it. It's very hot.

0:40:30.520 --> 0:40:31.680
<v Speaker 3>But I'll just think you're cuffing it.

0:40:31.680 --> 0:40:34.080
<v Speaker 1>It looks like you're holding your dip I am under

0:40:34.120 --> 0:40:38.239
<v Speaker 1>the table. Do you tuck when you know?

0:40:38.960 --> 0:40:39.120
<v Speaker 9>No?

0:40:39.719 --> 0:40:41.560
<v Speaker 1>I mean, look, most of the time I'm not wearing

0:40:41.680 --> 0:40:45.200
<v Speaker 1>super tight shit, so yeah, and I've got spanks for that.

0:40:45.440 --> 0:40:48.279
<v Speaker 1>Sometimes I do, but it just depends on what I'm wearing.

0:40:48.400 --> 0:40:50.399
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, because this is the secret segment. If you can't

0:40:50.400 --> 0:40:52.120
<v Speaker 3>be fucked saying in character as Carla, you can do

0:40:52.160 --> 0:40:53.160
<v Speaker 3>ad to d brief as Ben.

0:40:53.280 --> 0:40:56.160
<v Speaker 1>Oh thank god, I'm so sick of carl.

0:40:57.000 --> 0:40:58.600
<v Speaker 3>Do you know what I was really surprised about when

0:40:58.640 --> 0:41:01.440
<v Speaker 3>I first met Carla slash Ben, because like, usually when

0:41:01.440 --> 0:41:03.680
<v Speaker 3>people do a character, their real voice is completely different.

0:41:03.680 --> 0:41:05.120
<v Speaker 3>But yeah, you kind of just sound like Carla.

0:41:05.239 --> 0:41:06.200
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, I have.

0:41:06.560 --> 0:41:08.839
<v Speaker 1>I think like over the years of doing Carla, it's

0:41:08.880 --> 0:41:11.239
<v Speaker 1>literally just become this thing now where I'll be like, oh,

0:41:11.320 --> 0:41:12.040
<v Speaker 1>bro or something.

0:41:12.120 --> 0:41:12.319
<v Speaker 5>Yeah.

0:41:12.480 --> 0:41:15.799
<v Speaker 1>Yes, so it's just a part of me now, unfortunately. Yeah,

0:41:16.680 --> 0:41:18.080
<v Speaker 1>you know that that's just my life now.

0:41:18.239 --> 0:41:20.640
<v Speaker 3>And do they have you as Kyla the whole time

0:41:20.640 --> 0:41:22.319
<v Speaker 3>on Celeber Prenice or do they give you the day

0:41:22.320 --> 0:41:23.399
<v Speaker 3>they let you be Ben as well?

0:41:24.640 --> 0:41:27.640
<v Speaker 1>I mean I don't know whether I can say, but yeah,

0:41:27.840 --> 0:41:30.759
<v Speaker 1>yeah I'm Ben sometimes like I would say, like the

0:41:30.840 --> 0:41:34.359
<v Speaker 1>ratio would be like eighty five to fifteen. I don't

0:41:34.400 --> 0:41:39.480
<v Speaker 1>know maths, but that is. But like most of the challenges,

0:41:39.520 --> 0:41:43.319
<v Speaker 1>most of the boardroom was Carla, and then there was

0:41:43.320 --> 0:41:45.839
<v Speaker 1>a few challenges where I was betten so, which was nice.

0:41:45.880 --> 0:41:49.120
<v Speaker 1>It gave me a break from doing makeup and gave

0:41:49.120 --> 0:41:50.719
<v Speaker 1>my skinner break because I was fucking over it.

0:41:50.840 --> 0:41:54.640
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, speaking of challenges, do you remember, Mitch them while

0:41:54.640 --> 0:41:56.719
<v Speaker 3>you were filming Cliberpreentice, we got a I got a

0:41:56.719 --> 0:41:59.120
<v Speaker 3>message from you and you said, Bro, like I've got

0:41:59.160 --> 0:42:01.080
<v Speaker 3>to do this challenge or invite he's the friends to

0:42:01.080 --> 0:42:02.520
<v Speaker 3>come to this event. I have to do. That's one

0:42:02.560 --> 0:42:04.640
<v Speaker 3>of the challenges on the show. Are you free? And

0:42:04.719 --> 0:42:06.560
<v Speaker 3>I was like sure, and then it never went ahead.

0:42:06.600 --> 0:42:08.960
<v Speaker 3>You were like, don't worry. All good, So what happened there?

0:42:10.160 --> 0:42:13.560
<v Speaker 1>They just changed They just changed it, okay atally, like

0:42:14.160 --> 0:42:17.640
<v Speaker 1>production just changed everything every day and it was just

0:42:17.640 --> 0:42:21.279
<v Speaker 1>hard because of COVID at the time, and get like

0:42:21.400 --> 0:42:23.120
<v Speaker 1>you had to have like a PCR test and you

0:42:23.120 --> 0:42:24.680
<v Speaker 1>had to get a rat test one and you had

0:42:24.719 --> 0:42:29.040
<v Speaker 1>to have been vaccinated. It was like the most horrible thing.

0:42:29.160 --> 0:42:30.680
<v Speaker 3>I nearly said no because I had to do a

0:42:30.680 --> 0:42:33.160
<v Speaker 3>bloody PCR test. So I was like, no, I can't

0:42:33.160 --> 0:42:33.680
<v Speaker 3>dog Carla.

0:42:33.920 --> 0:42:35.959
<v Speaker 1>Every person I asked they were like, yeah, of course.

0:42:36.000 --> 0:42:37.520
<v Speaker 1>And then I'm like, okay, I need you to get

0:42:37.520 --> 0:42:40.600
<v Speaker 1>a PCR test today and I'm like, oh, sorry.

0:42:40.880 --> 0:42:42.760
<v Speaker 6>Can't remember the days when you had to get PCR

0:42:42.800 --> 0:42:44.480
<v Speaker 6>tests for events and they took three days to it.

0:42:44.640 --> 0:42:45.680
<v Speaker 1>Yeah. Yeah, Like the.

0:42:45.680 --> 0:42:48.520
<v Speaker 6>Forward planning involved with that shit is because you came

0:42:48.560 --> 0:42:50.759
<v Speaker 6>into I was feeling in for breakfast for coming Jack. Yo,

0:42:51.040 --> 0:42:52.480
<v Speaker 6>you came in and we're a guest on my show

0:42:52.680 --> 0:42:54.440
<v Speaker 6>for two weeks. We gave you your own segment. It

0:42:54.480 --> 0:42:57.440
<v Speaker 6>was so funny. You were filming at that point and

0:42:57.480 --> 0:43:00.799
<v Speaker 6>someone else who is competing at that point came on

0:43:00.840 --> 0:43:03.200
<v Speaker 6>my show because they needed help. I won't say who

0:43:03.280 --> 0:43:04.280
<v Speaker 6>it is just in case.

0:43:04.640 --> 0:43:06.480
<v Speaker 1>Okay, but yeah, so I will feature.

0:43:06.520 --> 0:43:09.040
<v Speaker 6>I'm also on Celebrity Apprentice. Everyone like, I am a

0:43:09.080 --> 0:43:09.839
<v Speaker 6>celebrity friend.

0:43:09.880 --> 0:43:11.600
<v Speaker 1>I think I know who he's talking.

0:43:11.840 --> 0:43:14.600
<v Speaker 6>Yes, yes, they came on my show to promote their

0:43:14.640 --> 0:43:15.120
<v Speaker 6>own event.

0:43:15.719 --> 0:43:16.160
<v Speaker 1>Yeah. I know.

0:43:16.280 --> 0:43:17.719
<v Speaker 6>Well they wanted to go to the biggest show, so

0:43:17.719 --> 0:43:20.719
<v Speaker 6>so it's a smart choice. Yeah, true, true, So I'll

0:43:20.760 --> 0:43:24.680
<v Speaker 6>be on the show at one point. That's exciting my voice.

0:43:24.000 --> 0:43:29.680
<v Speaker 1>Hopefully not my voicemail Chipmunk voice. Guys, how are you?

0:43:30.800 --> 0:43:33.000
<v Speaker 3>Were telling me the other day because we did an

0:43:33.000 --> 0:43:34.960
<v Speaker 3>Instagram live together, you were telling me that there was

0:43:35.239 --> 0:43:38.640
<v Speaker 3>one other celebrity on Celebrity Apprentice that was fucking you

0:43:38.719 --> 0:43:41.320
<v Speaker 3>off big time. I ran through every single person and

0:43:41.360 --> 0:43:42.960
<v Speaker 3>you're like, no, I love them, I love them, I

0:43:43.000 --> 0:43:44.759
<v Speaker 3>love them. I finally got to them, and you're like,

0:43:45.000 --> 0:43:47.160
<v Speaker 3>that's it, bro, who wanted it again?

0:43:47.480 --> 0:43:51.120
<v Speaker 1>So I would say, like, I look, at first, I

0:43:51.160 --> 0:43:54.399
<v Speaker 1>felt really bad about talking shit about this not talking shit,

0:43:54.440 --> 0:43:56.720
<v Speaker 1>but just saying how I really felt about this person.

0:43:57.360 --> 0:43:58.960
<v Speaker 1>But then when all the promos started coming out and

0:43:59.000 --> 0:44:01.560
<v Speaker 1>I started seeing things I hadn't seen before about them

0:44:01.600 --> 0:44:03.759
<v Speaker 1>talking to other people saying shit, I was like, fuck

0:44:03.840 --> 0:44:05.960
<v Speaker 1>this person, bro, I don't give a fuck. So running

0:44:06.000 --> 0:44:08.080
<v Speaker 1>from the block was a bit bit of a gronk.

0:44:09.440 --> 0:44:11.200
<v Speaker 1>You will see it. It looks like a gronk.

0:44:12.200 --> 0:44:16.759
<v Speaker 6>Tool tools also act your age. He looks like a

0:44:16.800 --> 0:44:19.799
<v Speaker 6>boomer who doesn't want to age. I know he talks young,

0:44:19.880 --> 0:44:20.680
<v Speaker 6>dresses young.

0:44:21.320 --> 0:44:23.040
<v Speaker 1>But like, I mean, look him and I didn't have

0:44:23.080 --> 0:44:25.879
<v Speaker 1>any like. It wasn't even like altercations between the two

0:44:25.880 --> 0:44:28.839
<v Speaker 1>of us. It was just how he was with other

0:44:28.880 --> 0:44:30.640
<v Speaker 1>people on the show and how he spoke to other

0:44:30.680 --> 0:44:33.160
<v Speaker 1>people just didn't just didn't vibe with me very well.

0:44:33.200 --> 0:44:35.440
<v Speaker 3>So it wasn't like he wasn't targeting you or anything.

0:44:36.200 --> 0:44:39.239
<v Speaker 1>Everybody, there may or may not be something in the

0:44:39.280 --> 0:44:41.799
<v Speaker 1>show that you might have to wait and see. If wait,

0:44:42.600 --> 0:44:45.760
<v Speaker 1>I was My favorite part about being on that show

0:44:45.920 --> 0:44:48.840
<v Speaker 1>was when you go obviously, when you finish in the boardroom,

0:44:48.880 --> 0:44:50.399
<v Speaker 1>you go into like the winner's room, and you get

0:44:50.440 --> 0:44:52.360
<v Speaker 1>to like, I guess if you win the task, and

0:44:52.400 --> 0:44:54.440
<v Speaker 1>you get to watch what's happening on TV. Yes, all

0:44:54.480 --> 0:44:57.320
<v Speaker 1>that kind of stuff. There's always champagn there's always wine food.

0:44:58.160 --> 0:45:01.959
<v Speaker 1>I would get so tanked, yeah, all the time, and

0:45:02.800 --> 0:45:05.080
<v Speaker 1>Will and Woody used to say to me, like, get

0:45:05.080 --> 0:45:07.200
<v Speaker 1>your fish bowl because there was like this big wine

0:45:07.200 --> 0:45:09.200
<v Speaker 1>glass and I could fill up an entire ble of

0:45:09.239 --> 0:45:12.600
<v Speaker 1>wine in this car. That's funny, and a bottle. Literally,

0:45:12.640 --> 0:45:14.560
<v Speaker 1>I had the wine glass and a champagne cup in

0:45:14.600 --> 0:45:16.680
<v Speaker 1>my hand. So I'm sitting there and then one of

0:45:16.680 --> 0:45:20.160
<v Speaker 1>the producers was like, color, it's a family show. You

0:45:20.200 --> 0:45:23.320
<v Speaker 1>can't have two glasses on screen. I was like, oh, sorry,

0:45:23.320 --> 0:45:26.919
<v Speaker 1>they're not mimy down. That was I missed that. Lord

0:45:26.920 --> 0:45:29.719
<v Speaker 1>Allen Suk was like, you're hired. I love that. I

0:45:29.800 --> 0:45:32.360
<v Speaker 1>love it so good. Where's the pen actually? Hold on?

0:45:32.400 --> 0:45:35.799
<v Speaker 1>What's this catch phrase? You're the only thing that it

0:45:35.840 --> 0:45:39.160
<v Speaker 1>doesn't say on that pen is you're fired? I think,

0:45:40.000 --> 0:45:41.960
<v Speaker 1>I think because it's trademarked by Donald Trump.

0:45:42.160 --> 0:45:45.759
<v Speaker 6>Yeah, I didn't.

0:45:45.760 --> 0:45:48.719
<v Speaker 3>I didn't understand a word of that very wordy, Lord Alan,

0:45:48.800 --> 0:45:49.960
<v Speaker 3>sounds like a wartime rating.

0:45:53.280 --> 0:45:58.000
<v Speaker 1>Can't bloody believe it? The British it was, that's what

0:45:58.040 --> 0:46:00.319
<v Speaker 1>it sounds like. Oh see, we're going.

0:46:02.640 --> 0:46:03.480
<v Speaker 3>You know what we should do?

0:46:03.520 --> 0:46:04.040
<v Speaker 7>You know how.

0:46:04.560 --> 0:46:08.440
<v Speaker 3>Carla, you've obviously been Gladys veragically and secretary. And then

0:46:08.480 --> 0:46:10.959
<v Speaker 3>what other politicians the new The New Guy Dominic.

0:46:10.880 --> 0:46:14.600
<v Speaker 1>Dominic PARTI the New Southwales premieres for the International.

0:46:14.719 --> 0:46:17.680
<v Speaker 3>You should do a role play where you are calling

0:46:17.880 --> 0:46:19.480
<v Speaker 3>the new Prime Minister. You're gonna have to do two

0:46:19.600 --> 0:46:22.120
<v Speaker 3>versions because we don't know who that is yet. And

0:46:22.160 --> 0:46:28.239
<v Speaker 3>then not be Okay, you be Scott Morrison. You be

0:46:28.400 --> 0:46:31.439
<v Speaker 3>Carlar Scott Morrison's secretary calling him with the bad news

0:46:31.440 --> 0:46:32.319
<v Speaker 3>that bro you didn't win.

0:46:32.760 --> 0:46:35.680
<v Speaker 6>Okay, yes, okay, so you're my secretary. I don't know

0:46:35.719 --> 0:46:37.719
<v Speaker 6>what schoma good a.

0:46:38.200 --> 0:46:41.480
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, that's not my job, not my job.

0:46:41.400 --> 0:46:44.839
<v Speaker 1>Yet, not my job, not my problem. Okay, so I'm

0:46:44.880 --> 0:46:50.280
<v Speaker 1>just calling you, okay, yeah, ring ring ring ring, Jenny, Jenny,

0:46:50.280 --> 0:46:54.160
<v Speaker 1>where's the phone? Ring ring? That's the bible ring, that's

0:46:54.200 --> 0:46:55.200
<v Speaker 1>the bible ring ring.

0:46:55.920 --> 0:46:58.359
<v Speaker 6>Don't put it down softly, sorry, ring ring?

0:47:00.920 --> 0:47:02.200
<v Speaker 1>Oh, Carla, how are you doing?

0:47:02.400 --> 0:47:02.560
<v Speaker 4>ESCO?

0:47:02.840 --> 0:47:05.800
<v Speaker 1>What's going on? But I'm good? Thank you, Calor listen,

0:47:05.880 --> 0:47:08.040
<v Speaker 1>but I've got some bad news. I don't know why

0:47:08.760 --> 0:47:11.600
<v Speaker 1>I'm holding the sorry, so listen, but I've got Jenny.

0:47:11.640 --> 0:47:13.920
<v Speaker 1>How's the Gary stir it? Can you listen to me? Bro?

0:47:14.960 --> 0:47:17.279
<v Speaker 1>You never listen to me. Sorry, broke election night. We're

0:47:17.280 --> 0:47:19.080
<v Speaker 1>just watching the results. I know I've got the best

0:47:19.080 --> 0:47:21.040
<v Speaker 1>news in the whole wide world to share with you.

0:47:21.120 --> 0:47:24.680
<v Speaker 6>Oh my god, you stop the votes again. Jesus Christ, by.

0:47:24.680 --> 0:47:26.520
<v Speaker 1>No, who do you think you are?

0:47:26.640 --> 0:47:26.759
<v Speaker 4>No?

0:47:27.080 --> 0:47:32.640
<v Speaker 1>The best Jesus Christ is here. Oh jes happened finally,

0:47:33.640 --> 0:47:35.600
<v Speaker 1>So I just wanted to let you know that you

0:47:35.760 --> 0:47:39.799
<v Speaker 1>did not win the election. So hold on.

0:47:40.239 --> 0:47:42.360
<v Speaker 6>Sorry, that can't be possible.

0:47:42.920 --> 0:47:45.400
<v Speaker 1>I'm being dead set serious bray. No, no, we had

0:47:45.400 --> 0:47:46.120
<v Speaker 1>the Christian vote.

0:47:46.239 --> 0:47:46.759
<v Speaker 4>Dam No.

0:47:47.520 --> 0:47:50.040
<v Speaker 1>Sorry, stop the votes no one, but I've told you

0:47:50.040 --> 0:47:52.560
<v Speaker 1>this so many times. Stopped. Nobody likes you. We stopped

0:47:52.560 --> 0:47:55.320
<v Speaker 1>the gaze. You didn't we got protesting.

0:47:55.760 --> 0:47:59.040
<v Speaker 6>I completely fumbled the vas roll out exactly. I'm making

0:47:59.080 --> 0:48:02.560
<v Speaker 6>young people dip into the completely inflate the market exactly,

0:48:02.640 --> 0:48:04.160
<v Speaker 6>and have them no money to retire from when they

0:48:04.239 --> 0:48:04.680
<v Speaker 6>hit sixties.

0:48:04.719 --> 0:48:07.440
<v Speaker 1>How could I possibly have lost the election? It's because

0:48:07.480 --> 0:48:10.200
<v Speaker 1>you didn't let your wife peg you. I think that's why.

0:48:10.320 --> 0:48:14.319
<v Speaker 6>But she did on your recommendation.

0:48:14.800 --> 0:48:17.600
<v Speaker 1>I'm so sorry. I'm sorry. You're gonna have to find

0:48:17.640 --> 0:48:20.880
<v Speaker 1>another job. Break No, I've got a good in at Hillsong.

0:48:20.880 --> 0:48:22.960
<v Speaker 1>I think I'll be fine. So how did Jenny political?

0:48:23.920 --> 0:48:27.520
<v Speaker 3>You should be like, I've been looking into some openings truitment,

0:48:28.040 --> 0:48:28.920
<v Speaker 3>Jenny Glass.

0:48:30.160 --> 0:48:32.080
<v Speaker 1>If you are looking for a job, I do have

0:48:32.160 --> 0:48:34.640
<v Speaker 1>some openings. Let me write this down. I'm just checking.

0:48:35.719 --> 0:48:37.800
<v Speaker 1>Just got my pen. Oh okay, cool? Is that is

0:48:37.800 --> 0:48:40.560
<v Speaker 1>that a little sugar? I thought it was Jesus christ.

0:48:40.600 --> 0:48:44.600
<v Speaker 1>I thought, oh, nought that. So they're looking for a

0:48:44.920 --> 0:48:49.080
<v Speaker 1>trolley person at Cole's at Warringa mall. That's beneath me.

0:48:49.920 --> 0:48:54.239
<v Speaker 1>It's not really. They're looking for a bathroom attendant at

0:48:54.280 --> 0:48:56.560
<v Speaker 1>the Four Seasons hotel in the city Color.

0:48:56.600 --> 0:48:58.120
<v Speaker 6>No, I can't POSSI. I stopped the boats.

0:48:58.200 --> 0:49:02.680
<v Speaker 1>I won't be listen with your expertise in fucking shit up.

0:49:02.800 --> 0:49:05.600
<v Speaker 1>That's the best you're going to get. Sorry. Actually, I

0:49:05.640 --> 0:49:08.440
<v Speaker 1>do have one more here, something that's like very very

0:49:08.520 --> 0:49:12.080
<v Speaker 1>up your allex. Yes, oh great, it's perfect religio. The

0:49:12.239 --> 0:49:15.040
<v Speaker 1>McDonald's at Engerdine needs a clean up for the bathroom.

0:49:15.480 --> 0:49:18.879
<v Speaker 1>I told you that didn't happen. It did bring, it

0:49:18.480 --> 0:49:21.200
<v Speaker 1>didn't apply. I've got the CCTV footage.

0:49:21.200 --> 0:49:23.359
<v Speaker 6>Brow I dropped a dirty chie and it got on

0:49:23.400 --> 0:49:25.960
<v Speaker 6>my pleats and everyone thought that I pooed myself, but

0:49:26.000 --> 0:49:26.399
<v Speaker 6>I didn't.

0:49:26.719 --> 0:49:28.919
<v Speaker 1>I wasn't invented back then. Way laying for you got

0:49:28.920 --> 0:49:32.320
<v Speaker 1>me en scene.

0:49:32.840 --> 0:49:37.279
<v Speaker 3>Wow, I went very political. Sorry, I hate I didn't

0:49:37.320 --> 0:49:38.360
<v Speaker 3>realize new things.

0:49:38.600 --> 0:49:42.400
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, if we don't win a logie for that, upset.

0:49:42.160 --> 0:49:45.279
<v Speaker 6>Honest to god that if you're a late voter, I

0:49:45.280 --> 0:49:47.160
<v Speaker 6>don't know you're hearing this and polling booth is still

0:49:47.200 --> 0:49:48.920
<v Speaker 6>up and don't vote for Scott Marriston everyone.

0:49:49.239 --> 0:49:51.359
<v Speaker 3>How embarrassing if by the time this episode is out,

0:49:51.520 --> 0:49:52.880
<v Speaker 3>the elections already concluded.

0:49:54.760 --> 0:49:56.280
<v Speaker 6>He's not going to listen to this on this imagine

0:49:56.280 --> 0:50:00.000
<v Speaker 6>if he wins on celebration Jenny put on that Puffts podcast.

0:50:00.600 --> 0:50:02.160
<v Speaker 1>I want to hear his take on my win.

0:50:02.600 --> 0:50:05.680
<v Speaker 3>What about Albow if he was told you didn't get

0:50:05.680 --> 0:50:08.319
<v Speaker 3>a bro oh al you.

0:50:08.320 --> 0:50:10.960
<v Speaker 1>Know what, I actually don't even know enough about.

0:50:11.680 --> 0:50:16.640
<v Speaker 6>That's okay, back on my decks. The DJJ that is

0:50:16.680 --> 0:50:20.200
<v Speaker 6>so cool him was fantastic.

0:50:20.360 --> 0:50:22.520
<v Speaker 3>You just said, scum Albot.

0:50:29.040 --> 0:50:31.239
<v Speaker 1>You might be hired or you might be fine.

0:50:31.360 --> 0:50:35.759
<v Speaker 6>Honestly, Scott Morrison is an awful He's actually an awful person.

0:50:35.840 --> 0:50:39.400
<v Speaker 6>Policy aside, that man is for someone who claims to

0:50:39.440 --> 0:50:42.319
<v Speaker 6>be such a religious nut. He doesn't claim to be

0:50:42.320 --> 0:50:44.040
<v Speaker 6>a nut, but he just I hate him.

0:50:44.040 --> 0:50:49.440
<v Speaker 1>I hate him so much. He always has this fucking

0:50:49.480 --> 0:50:53.000
<v Speaker 1>smirk on. It's always like one better than you. No,

0:50:53.200 --> 0:50:54.719
<v Speaker 1>you're not, you suck.

0:50:54.840 --> 0:50:57.279
<v Speaker 6>The moment, the moment the nation should have turned on

0:50:57.360 --> 0:51:00.239
<v Speaker 6>that man is when we had the horrific bushfires ahead.

0:51:00.680 --> 0:51:03.160
<v Speaker 6>He went down the South coast, and he forced people

0:51:03.239 --> 0:51:07.280
<v Speaker 6>into a handshake with him, RMS firefighters, he grabbed their wrists.

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<v Speaker 1>They even went soot and shook and made it for

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<v Speaker 1>a press voter.

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<v Speaker 3>But it's not I thought that everyone did turn on

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<v Speaker 3>him at that point, which is why I was so surprised,

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<v Speaker 3>because around this election time, I thought it would be

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<v Speaker 3>more obvious that yeah, no, there's no way he's getting in.

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<v Speaker 3>But I'm like, oh, it actually seems kind of fifty

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<v Speaker 3>to fifty. I really thought more people would have turned

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<v Speaker 3>against it.

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<v Speaker 6>I was reading a great article that apparently in times

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<v Speaker 6>of like global stress, and we've got the war in

0:51:30.640 --> 0:51:34.920
<v Speaker 6>Ukraine and then COVID and it's inflation, it's a really awkward.

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<v Speaker 3>Shopping trolleys with coins, disgusting kids, drawings on the wall.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, it's a.

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<v Speaker 3>Real were talking about the big issues.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I can't send a new anymore.

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<v Speaker 6>The general public vote towards safety someone they know, so

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<v Speaker 6>I would vote towards going because they don't want change.

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<v Speaker 6>It's already another that's another thing to add on to

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<v Speaker 6>the stress exactly.

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<v Speaker 1>But no, that he's fumbled the last four years. Did

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<v Speaker 1>you see Tracy Grimshaw roasting last night? No, she posted.

0:52:02.120 --> 0:52:04.520
<v Speaker 1>There was a video on Instagram I saw of her

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<v Speaker 1>literally listing. She's like, so you said that you are

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<v Speaker 1>of the people and you've helped everybody, but you did

0:52:11.280 --> 0:52:14.040
<v Speaker 1>this and she literally listed like she had the receipt fact,

0:52:14.160 --> 0:52:17.120
<v Speaker 1>she had the receipts. And then his response was, well,

0:52:17.120 --> 0:52:19.879
<v Speaker 1>that's a very long list of allegations, isn't it.

0:52:20.760 --> 0:52:22.440
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, he does like to say that. He goes that's

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<v Speaker 3>a very serious allegation, without saying whether it's true or not.

0:52:25.360 --> 0:52:26.400
<v Speaker 3>She said that serious.

0:52:26.480 --> 0:52:29.759
<v Speaker 1>Literally, you went to fucking Hawaii, Broye, you went to

0:52:29.760 --> 0:52:32.680
<v Speaker 1>go see Mouana while the country was burning down Brook Also,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm sorry, but I'm.

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<v Speaker 6>Queer and you vote for Scott Morrison. Screw your fucking

0:52:37.560 --> 0:52:40.200
<v Speaker 6>head in that man abstained from the same sex marriage

0:52:40.200 --> 0:52:42.719
<v Speaker 6>pro side, there were three people in Australia who stained

0:52:42.719 --> 0:52:44.400
<v Speaker 6>it was him that it was Tony Abbott, was Bob Ganner?

0:52:44.640 --> 0:52:50.040
<v Speaker 6>Maybe yet I know and hands and he's our prime

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<v Speaker 6>minister and how can we feel safe? Like what's happening

0:52:52.880 --> 0:52:56.080
<v Speaker 6>in America. They're repealing v. Wade, which is abortion rights,

0:52:56.239 --> 0:52:58.040
<v Speaker 6>same sex marriage will be next and then in five

0:52:58.120 --> 0:53:00.239
<v Speaker 6>years we just copied the trends of America. It will

0:53:00.239 --> 0:53:02.920
<v Speaker 6>happen here if we have a conservative government.

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<v Speaker 3>I Scarma, blood better bloody, not Carli, you getting easy.

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<v Speaker 1>I feel like I've had so many people say Carlor

0:53:10.360 --> 0:53:13.719
<v Speaker 1>you should run for prime minister. They said that the

0:53:13.719 --> 0:53:17.440
<v Speaker 1>other day about politics. Fucking hate politics. That's why I

0:53:17.480 --> 0:53:18.120
<v Speaker 1>just make sit up.

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<v Speaker 6>That's why Mam always goes, you should have been a

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<v Speaker 6>politics because that you know.

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<v Speaker 1>There's Scimo voter.

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<v Speaker 6>Scomo is from my electorate, so that is absout. I

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<v Speaker 6>debated him when I was in high school, face to face.

0:53:27.800 --> 0:53:29.560
<v Speaker 6>I was school captain and he was a local member.

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<v Speaker 6>Remember for what's the member when.

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<v Speaker 1>For the boats?

0:53:32.400 --> 0:53:35.360
<v Speaker 6>He's claimed to stopped the boats transport or immigration immigration,

0:53:35.440 --> 0:53:37.120
<v Speaker 6>And he came to my school and we debated and

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<v Speaker 6>he just shut me down.

0:53:37.920 --> 0:53:40.399
<v Speaker 1>He like negged me and went, I think that's wrong.

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<v Speaker 6>Just completely smug the whole time, flighting Gasolin, which is

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<v Speaker 6>something that I would never do to anyone.

0:53:48.880 --> 0:53:50.479
<v Speaker 3>We have a segment called gas lighting Jenner.

0:53:52.320 --> 0:53:54.080
<v Speaker 1>So I have a personal vendnor against it. But all

0:53:54.080 --> 0:53:55.040
<v Speaker 1>my parents wote for Scara.

0:53:55.480 --> 0:53:57.360
<v Speaker 3>You told your parents not to vote for him.

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<v Speaker 6>I have told him that I begged them not to

0:54:00.400 --> 0:54:04.040
<v Speaker 6>Vote'd rather you not vote than both, and Mum goes,

0:54:04.760 --> 0:54:06.520
<v Speaker 6>you should be a politician, Mitchell.

0:54:06.280 --> 0:54:07.080
<v Speaker 1>That's always are out.

0:54:08.440 --> 0:54:09.399
<v Speaker 3>She shuts it down.

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<v Speaker 6>Anyway, Sorry, that's my rant done for the time.

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<v Speaker 1>Now you're right you probably should have spoken.

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<v Speaker 3>I wonder how well this rant is going to age,

0:54:17.080 --> 0:54:19.400
<v Speaker 3>because this episode will come out after the elections, and

0:54:19.480 --> 0:54:21.080
<v Speaker 3>right now we don't have it. We don't know what

0:54:21.080 --> 0:54:21.799
<v Speaker 3>the result is yet.

0:54:21.840 --> 0:54:24.000
<v Speaker 6>Well, the facts, I mean there's still it's all facts.

0:54:24.080 --> 0:54:26.520
<v Speaker 6>It's not so, I'm just talking fact.

0:54:26.560 --> 0:54:28.080
<v Speaker 3>It will still if he does get voted at, people

0:54:28.120 --> 0:54:29.919
<v Speaker 3>will be listening thinking, shut up, it's gone. It doesn't

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<v Speaker 3>matter now, it's a nice finale.

0:54:32.920 --> 0:54:35.720
<v Speaker 1>Goodbye, you know, so see your fucking later. I wouldn't

0:54:35.719 --> 0:54:38.200
<v Speaker 1>want to be your imagine two daughters.

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<v Speaker 3>Don't let the door hit you on the way out, amen, bye,

0:54:41.680 --> 0:54:44.480
<v Speaker 3>don't let the door hit your clip on the way out.

0:54:44.920 --> 0:54:46.520
<v Speaker 6>Is that what you keep dropping throughout the show? Your

0:54:46.560 --> 0:54:47.959
<v Speaker 6>clip click?

0:54:49.840 --> 0:54:55.840
<v Speaker 1>I've got touch VR clips right, vibrates, I gotta charge it.

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<v Speaker 1>That's just dots on my clar Avatar movie.

0:55:03.400 --> 0:55:07.680
<v Speaker 3>When it is quite impressive how well we pivoted from

0:55:07.680 --> 0:55:10.960
<v Speaker 3>politics of that and that's the podcast.

0:55:11.239 --> 0:55:14.400
<v Speaker 6>That's our talent all right, we should probably go, we

0:55:14.440 --> 0:55:15.200
<v Speaker 6>should wrap it up.

0:55:15.719 --> 0:55:17.960
<v Speaker 3>I'm having fun, Carla, but yeah, we've been actually your

0:55:18.000 --> 0:55:21.000
<v Speaker 3>Ben now I forgot Yeah you Carlo slash Ben. It's

0:55:21.040 --> 0:55:23.680
<v Speaker 3>been great having your dat and you gave us a gift.

0:55:23.840 --> 0:55:25.040
<v Speaker 1>Yes, we're going to give you a gift.

0:55:25.080 --> 0:55:25.440
<v Speaker 3>What is it?

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<v Speaker 1>Jenn's drawing is yours? Oh I'm going to put this

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<v Speaker 1>straight on my garbage win you? Oh good, I'm fla.

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<v Speaker 6>It takes a real artist to be self aware exactly.

0:55:40.520 --> 0:55:45.080
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, more like spanksy.

0:55:45.680 --> 0:55:55.680
<v Speaker 1>I'm a percuss ho. Yeah whoole Vincent van Ho. My goodness.

0:55:57.400 --> 0:56:02.320
<v Speaker 3>What other artists are there? Who did the Blue Poles?

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<v Speaker 1>Edward Edward muff Instead. I studied art in school, so

0:56:08.520 --> 0:56:09.480
<v Speaker 1>I'm not That's.

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<v Speaker 3>Why I don't remember any of that ship.

0:56:11.880 --> 0:56:16.600
<v Speaker 1>There was any subjects I paid attention in in photography

0:56:16.719 --> 0:56:19.439
<v Speaker 1>and food tech, No maths.

0:56:19.400 --> 0:56:21.880
<v Speaker 6>No great I can make a great root thanks to

0:56:21.920 --> 0:56:26.520
<v Speaker 6>food tech, a great root flower, butter milk. It's just

0:56:26.560 --> 0:56:29.560
<v Speaker 6>a base of all good sauces. Right, when you make

0:56:29.600 --> 0:56:30.719
<v Speaker 6>like a cheese sauce, it.

0:56:30.640 --> 0:56:31.839
<v Speaker 3>Sounds pretty hard to suck it up.

0:56:31.840 --> 0:56:37.279
<v Speaker 1>Actually, you burn the flower, could get lumpy, lumpy. You

0:56:37.320 --> 0:56:38.360
<v Speaker 1>don't want a lumpy saucer.

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<v Speaker 3>Well, I'm very grateful that I learned to julian carrots

0:56:41.239 --> 0:56:43.800
<v Speaker 3>when I was in hospitality class, because it comes in

0:56:43.840 --> 0:56:46.480
<v Speaker 3>handy to this day. Dinnerly loved to send carrots. If

0:56:46.480 --> 0:56:48.839
<v Speaker 3>every fucking recipe, it doesn't matter what it is, there's

0:56:48.840 --> 0:56:51.280
<v Speaker 3>a bloody carrot in there, you can guarantee, really, Julian,

0:56:51.360 --> 0:56:57.080
<v Speaker 3>the ship out of that bathroom. Really young, You fucking

0:56:57.120 --> 0:57:02.240
<v Speaker 3>have no idea why it's spelt like brunois, but it's bruna.

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<v Speaker 1>What does that mean?

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<v Speaker 3>Quite good with the blade, Jenner noe or two?

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<v Speaker 5>Very much?

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<v Speaker 1>So, how do you broomsticker? What you said?

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<v Speaker 3>Rather, it's too hard to explain, honestly, we'll do another shot.

0:57:17.560 --> 0:57:19.440
<v Speaker 1>Carl. We love you thinks for coming. Thank you, I

0:57:19.480 --> 0:57:22.080
<v Speaker 1>love you guys. To see you next week, right, Mitchell,

0:57:22.080 --> 0:57:22.600
<v Speaker 1>we'll be back.

0:57:23.040 --> 0:57:24.760
<v Speaker 3>So we'll be watching celeb Apprentice.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, yes, guys, we'll watch it. We'll watch it my wins,

0:57:29.360 --> 0:57:33.160
<v Speaker 1>but we'll watch regardless through the tears. Good, thank you, all.

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<v Speaker 3>Right, thanks for listening. Against We'll catch you for pig

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<v Speaker 3>week next week.

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<v Speaker 6>We will, as we say every week, of course, Carl,

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<v Speaker 6>I just followed my lead in Jenner.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh, yes, I forgot. We hope that this podcast made

0:57:43.720 --> 0:57:46.040
<v Speaker 3>you feel at least two percent better today. That's all

0:57:46.200 --> 0:57:55.040
<v Speaker 3>just too so, so.

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<v Speaker 1>It should like, how can we do this every week?

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<v Speaker 1>We got it, so we do it.

0:57:56.880 --> 0:58:01.120
<v Speaker 3>Do it again? Please. We hope that this podcast made

0:58:01.120 --> 0:58:03.440
<v Speaker 3>you feel at least two percent better today. That's all

0:58:03.560 --> 0:58:05.720
<v Speaker 3>just two percent so.

0:58:05.560 --> 0:58:06.600
<v Speaker 1>We did, so we do.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, that was beautiful.

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<v Speaker 1>Thank you, Thanks for listening to to you next week. Idiots.

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<v Speaker 3>Bye you Is it just me? A podcast by a

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<v Speaker 3>couple of meches.

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