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Speaker 1: Powered by the Myheart Radio app from ninety six airfam

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Speaker 1: to wherever you're listening today. This is Claresy and Lisa's podcast.

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Speaker 2: Coming up on the podcast, the Tale of Clerzy texting

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Speaker 2: his wife and a co worker at the same time

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Speaker 2: and an accident happened.

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Speaker 3: Could be love blooming in the workplace in a barrel.

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Speaker 3: Pop by to talk about pugs and gout.

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Speaker 2: My best friend's wedding is getting a sequel. We don't

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Speaker 2: know why.

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Speaker 3: We took calls on the weird food you tried at

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Speaker 3: someone's house, and we had a very stinky squid in

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Speaker 3: the studio, never to be forgotten.

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Speaker 2: And Clarsey opened his tragic music box to nineteen eighty

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Speaker 2: three yesterday afternoon.

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Speaker 3: LeSEA, I want to hear this as I've touched on.

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Speaker 3: I was communicating with our music director Jeff, but a

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Speaker 3: few song suggestions for next week's show, okay, And you

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Speaker 3: know sometimes we've thrown a few that are like an

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Speaker 3: anniversary of a gig or someone's birthday or whatever. And

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Speaker 3: I like to stir Jeff a little bit and put

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Speaker 3: in a few little Easter eggs for him in the list.

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Speaker 3: So over now and then like a couple of weeks

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Speaker 3: ago I added to the list Maclamore Rift Shot just

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Speaker 3: to see what he'd say. I didn't hear it didn't

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Speaker 3: get played. In fact, it didn't get played. He came

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Speaker 3: back with if I played back one more, clzy, I'll

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Speaker 3: be out of a job. Every now and then I

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Speaker 3: pop in Sound Gardens Black Hole Sun because we love

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Speaker 3: that song and Chris Cornell's voice is one of the

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Speaker 3: greatest rock history. Ye. So I was communicating with Jeff,

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Speaker 3: but it's dangerous practice. But at the same time as

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Speaker 3: communicating with my wife Laurie, who was just downstairs yesterday,

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Speaker 3: and she.

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Speaker 2: Was downstairs and you were sending her texts.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, I was doing some work upstairs. While I

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Speaker 3: call it workers preparing music stuff, does the real work,

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Speaker 3: is it? She was watching some baking show.

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Speaker 2: Yell down the stairs.

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Speaker 3: Well I could have yeah, yeah, go on, couldn't the

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Speaker 3: So this is how the messages went. This is all

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Speaker 3: on text, so dangerous, Jeff, I can't pay Macamore clzy,

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Speaker 3: I'll be out of a job me. I was just

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Speaker 3: testing your mate. You know what it's like, Laurie. I'm

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Speaker 3: having trouble paying this account me. I'll come down in five. Jeff,

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Speaker 3: you're a steric lazy lorry. Would you like a hard drink?

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Speaker 3: Love me? Thank you, my darling. To Jeff. I said

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Speaker 3: thank you, my darling to Jeff. Guess what I got back?

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Speaker 3: What Jeff? No worry sweety Pie rolled down the stairs

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Speaker 3: and embarrassment like, I like sterring Jeff, but he's come

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Speaker 3: back with gold. No, I sent him a message. I

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Speaker 3: didn't really that was hilarious, so I sent him After

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Speaker 3: I got no whry sweety Pie, I just came back

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Speaker 3: and said, Oops, that was for Laurie.

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Speaker 4: Too good.

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Speaker 3: But it's a dangerous practice.

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Speaker 2: Oh, it's totally dangerous.

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Speaker 3: Seriously, thought i'd sent that to her with you, my darling.

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Speaker 3: So Jeff and I are dating, and don't tell Laurie.

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Speaker 1: Delving deep into the malarchives of Earth music history clazy

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Speaker 3: Today least we're going back to that year of nineteen

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Speaker 2: Ah, I was still at school.

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Speaker 3: We're just little babies, bies. I was in I'd moved

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Speaker 3: think about that? Should we move on. Yes, before I

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Speaker 3: call hr, I won't answer you. It's funny, okay. Nineteen

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Speaker 3: eighty three, you could head up to Well, you head

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Speaker 3: up Great Eastern Highway to El Cabello Blanco.

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Speaker 2: Oh, where you'll have a barrel of phone.

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Speaker 3: Oh, Tony Barber, if you get a four course dinner

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Speaker 3: and show these spectacular and illusion dancing stallions.

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Speaker 3: We spoke to Tony Baba, didn't we It was he

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Speaker 3: Look if horses didn't do it for you. If you

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Speaker 3: want entertainment, what about the savoy adult cinema and a

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Speaker 2: That's where we got the music for the opener of

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Speaker 2: this Boom Boom boom.

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Speaker 3: You can enjoy r rated films like the Insatiable Maryland

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Speaker 3: In eighty three Great Stories, you can buy a three

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Speaker 3: don't rub it in. You could rent her house in

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Speaker 3: it's like a comedy.

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Speaker 3: If in nineteen eighty three you want to build your

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Speaker 2: Oh my, it just sounds ridiculous for nineteen eighty three,

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Speaker 3: three included dire straits, John Denver, Birmingham New Romantics with

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Speaker 2: Life great band Yeah under Races.

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Speaker 3: Yeah I think so.

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Speaker 3: That's song took off in America because it was I

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Speaker 3: born in eighty three included actors Chris Hemsworth, Adam Driver,

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Speaker 3: Eighty three was a great time of change in Australian politics.

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Speaker 3: Former trade union boss Bob Hawk became Prime Minister, replacing

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Speaker 3: Malcolm Fraser. Yes is a name and former TV reporter

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Speaker 3: Here in the West, Brian Burke replaced Ray O'Connor as

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Speaker 3: getting strong. The biggest movies of eighty three included Star Wars,

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Speaker 2: Yeah, the first one became, the fourth one became.

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Speaker 3: So I think it had a different number, but it

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Speaker 2: For welders everywhere, of course, lady welders.

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Speaker 3: Lady welders turns into their own terms of endearment. With

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Speaker 2: I love Shirley McLean and that was a great movie.

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Speaker 3: Deborah Winger Everywhere and Jack Nicholson and Jack Whatt a

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Speaker 3: then in eighty three he did Firelap. You think he

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Speaker 4: You surprised what.

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Speaker 3: People will do if they stand to lose a million

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Speaker 4: I wanted to hurt a champion like Farler.

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Speaker 6: You're putting his whole future at risk. Harry.

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Speaker 3: If you call the police, they're only going to ask

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Speaker 5: Understand, lookerve to yourself.

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Speaker 1: And your horse.

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Speaker 2: The film is that a couple of coconuts? I think

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Speaker 3: Clip clop, clip clop, But don't you think it sounds

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Speaker 1: More Clezy Lisa More podcasts.

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Speaker 2: Soon eat it?

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Speaker 3: No, I don't want to smell it. I feel sick.

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Speaker 2: And I said before that I would get claresy to

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Speaker 2: whole dried squid, stinky, and it stuck.

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Speaker 3: I drownded out with sauce.

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Speaker 3: Ye clam proverbial clacker.

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Speaker 2: Corn chowder, not clam chowder. Maybe the clowns are what

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Speaker 3: Baby tell us, not baby squid chow.

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Speaker 2: Tell us what weird food you tried at someone's house.

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Speaker 3: Okay, get into that. Speaking of seafood, I did have.

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Speaker 3: I realized on my honeymoon when I married Suzanne right

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Speaker 3: And I tried white bait fritters and they leave the

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Speaker 3: eyeballs in and Susan doesn't eat them. She's just sitting

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Speaker 3: in laws. Would you like some more? And I'm like

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Speaker 3: Sure, laughing even more? You want to wait the crunchy

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Speaker 2: Yes, I reckon Jody and Dunk Craig.

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Speaker 7: What did I have? It was a tuna surprise.

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Speaker 2: Now make you feel about that?

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Speaker 2: He's like, oh, he's like sing roy flat.

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Speaker 3: I was like, oh, stingray flap.

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Speaker 5: He's like, everybody's eating it? Oh wait, oh no, no,

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Speaker 3: I was like, yeah, breakfast, you went the lucky dip

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Speaker 2: Not for breakfast allay, while I look up things to

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Speaker 2: Jen had pickled sheep's brains at her pump's house. She's

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Speaker 2: Scotland's Murdy had boiled rabbit at a school friend's farm.

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Speaker 2: Had to look like I enjoyed it. Well, I mean,

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Speaker 2: Facial attraction.

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Speaker 3: It is very fatal attraction. That's exactly where my head's going.

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Speaker 3: It's going out lowly. Did I read it?

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Speaker 1: Hi?

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Speaker 5: Where you're going?

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Speaker 1: Good?

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Speaker 2: What did you have?

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Speaker 3: What was the weird thing you ate?

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Speaker 7: Well?

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Speaker 5: They used to when they used to kill a piek,

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Speaker 5: they used to boil the milk, I mean the blood.

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Speaker 5: Becomes yeah, and then it becomes very thick like a paste.

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Speaker 3: Right, yeah, when you ate that.

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Speaker 2: I was young.

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Speaker 7: What do you do with it?

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Speaker 3: Do you put it on toast or something on a cracker?

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Speaker 2: All surprised reader? That kind of thing stays with you.

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Speaker 2: Oh no, I thank you, thank.

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Speaker 5: You very much.

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Speaker 2: I got reader off there. I felt terrible. Aeron and

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Speaker 2: pinera last call this morning? What did you what weird food?

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Speaker 5: You know what? I've tried a lot I have from

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Speaker 5: So had yeah, like chroscope, there was a lot.

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Speaker 2: But anyway, bye, all right, Well, I am off to

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Speaker 2: cook Clerzy a fugufish.

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Speaker 3: Don't talk about things from the ocean. This summe of

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Speaker 1: More clas more podcast soon The Sure Report on ninety

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Speaker 2: Ozzie Osborne's funeral is on later today our time. Birmingham's

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Speaker 2: Council has announced the city will say it's final goodbyes

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Speaker 2: There's a site online called Black Sabbath Bench dot co

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Speaker 2: later on today. Sean Diddy Coomb's lawyers are still trying

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Speaker 2: in Untamed on Netflix I have, you will be happy

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Speaker 2: to hear it's been renewed for season two already. Untamed

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Speaker 3: Really Why do we need.

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Speaker 2: A sequel to this? It was a great movie, but

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Speaker 2: it's done. Her best friend got married. End a story.

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Speaker 2: Stop unnecessarily trying to milk things, Hollywood, get a new idea.

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Speaker 2: in just to talk life at Barra. So what should

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Speaker 2: We love dogs?

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Speaker 6: Do we love dogs? I absolutely love dogs. Are so joyous,

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Speaker 4: I reckon, how many dogs have you got?

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Speaker 6: I've got two the moment, I used to have three pugs,

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Speaker 6: It's absolutely ridiculous. But now I've got at least a

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Speaker 6: a Cavalier cross friend Frank.

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Speaker 2: Frank's gorgeous, Frank.

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Speaker 4: How does that mix? Genetic? Freaky? Is hey?

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Speaker 6: The other day though, I met a dog called a

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Speaker 6: How so when this little thing hold you've never seen

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Speaker 4: So going to the cupboard.

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00:21:51,400 --> 00:21:54,000
Speaker 6: Right under underneath the you know, the kitchen your day,

442
00:21:54,400 --> 00:21:58,199
Speaker 6: underneath the sink, and there's something I can there with

443
00:21:58,320 --> 00:22:03,400
Speaker 6: wood on it, and I'm thinking, this is it mister Sheen. OK,

444
00:22:04,119 --> 00:22:06,880
Speaker 6: right now, I'm thinking that's fine. So I spray heap

445
00:22:06,880 --> 00:22:10,280
Speaker 6: with mister Sheen and polish it up. Looks it's gleaming,

446
00:22:10,320 --> 00:22:11,240
Speaker 6: it looks fantastic.

447
00:22:11,240 --> 00:22:12,320
Speaker 2: It's going to miss slipperys.

448
00:22:13,520 --> 00:22:18,960
Speaker 6: Joe came home slipped over like she's on Dancing on ice, yes,

449
00:22:20,000 --> 00:22:21,399
Speaker 6: or Tom Cruise in Risky.

450
00:22:21,160 --> 00:22:24,719
Speaker 3: Business Rock and roll.

451
00:22:24,800 --> 00:22:27,240
Speaker 6: Because apparently you're not supposed to use mister Sheen on

452
00:22:27,520 --> 00:22:31,480
Speaker 6: floorboards floorboard so I didn't know that. I just but

453
00:22:31,560 --> 00:22:33,760
Speaker 6: it was on the can. Actually, if you've got because

454
00:22:33,800 --> 00:22:36,360
Speaker 6: I remember the ad when I was growing up. You two,

455
00:22:36,800 --> 00:22:39,520
Speaker 6: this is the ad. This is the ad I remember, right,

456
00:22:39,560 --> 00:22:40,680
Speaker 6: and it says wood in there.

457
00:22:42,359 --> 00:22:43,960
Speaker 2: It's easy to tell where you think.

458
00:22:43,960 --> 00:22:46,320
Speaker 3: You can trust mister Sheen to look after your furniture

459
00:22:46,359 --> 00:22:47,399
Speaker 3: for you?

460
00:22:48,560 --> 00:22:55,480
Speaker 2: Does difference?

461
00:22:58,920 --> 00:23:01,080
Speaker 3: It was fuddy catch all the arms on your old

462
00:23:01,080 --> 00:23:03,720
Speaker 3: couch might have been wood. And then yes.

463
00:23:05,040 --> 00:23:06,600
Speaker 6: I thought it was for the floor and I found

464
00:23:07,480 --> 00:23:10,119
Speaker 6: and when I really knew I'd made a mistake, I mean,

465
00:23:10,680 --> 00:23:11,720
Speaker 6: do stupid stuff like that.

466
00:23:11,760 --> 00:23:14,520
Speaker 4: The other day, I had a leak in my bathroom

467
00:23:15,119 --> 00:23:16,960
Speaker 4: and it was to change a washer and I.

468
00:23:16,920 --> 00:23:18,280
Speaker 6: Just had to get the thing off and I got

469
00:23:18,280 --> 00:23:21,720
Speaker 6: the biggest wrench about the size of a cricket bat terrific, Yeah,

470
00:23:22,440 --> 00:23:24,719
Speaker 6: and I wrenched it so much I snapped the pipe

471
00:23:25,720 --> 00:23:28,320
Speaker 6: over prepared, I had to call the plumber, got six

472
00:23:28,359 --> 00:23:31,920
Speaker 6: hundred bucks for a two dollars wash out.

473
00:23:32,000 --> 00:23:32,240
Speaker 4: It was.

474
00:23:32,280 --> 00:23:37,520
Speaker 6: It was actually unbelievable, but to be somber for one moment. Lily,

475
00:23:37,720 --> 00:23:42,000
Speaker 6: she's fifteen, right, and she got onto that floor and slipped,

476
00:23:42,040 --> 00:23:44,240
Speaker 6: and she was like a thorn octopus. You know.

477
00:23:48,119 --> 00:23:50,480
Speaker 4: I was looking for something.

478
00:23:50,520 --> 00:23:53,440
Speaker 6: I was going to go straight out like the downward

479
00:23:53,560 --> 00:23:58,040
Speaker 6: dog in yoga Bambi exactly. But it was a real

480
00:23:58,080 --> 00:24:00,680
Speaker 6: wake up call to me less because it was like, Wow,

481
00:24:01,160 --> 00:24:03,480
Speaker 6: she's not the girl she used to be, and she's

482
00:24:03,520 --> 00:24:06,000
Speaker 6: getting really old, and it starts getting.

483
00:24:05,760 --> 00:24:08,600
Speaker 4: You thinking about things, and.

484
00:24:07,840 --> 00:24:10,879
Speaker 6: You know, the vet starts talking about quality of life

485
00:24:10,880 --> 00:24:15,560
Speaker 6: and you're going, oh my god, we're on the runway again.

486
00:24:16,080 --> 00:24:19,000
Speaker 6: And then there's Frankie who is just so joyous, and

487
00:24:19,080 --> 00:24:23,280
Speaker 6: you know he's a good boy. He's a good boy boy,

488
00:24:23,640 --> 00:24:26,000
Speaker 6: and you say to a thousand times, he still loves it.

489
00:24:27,320 --> 00:24:29,239
Speaker 2: When you go out, do you say to your job,

490
00:24:29,280 --> 00:24:30,280
Speaker 2: I'll be back in a minute.

491
00:24:30,480 --> 00:24:32,720
Speaker 4: Yeah, and you come back for the weekend?

492
00:24:33,359 --> 00:24:36,600
Speaker 2: La the cat. He doesn't matter if I'm going for

493
00:24:36,640 --> 00:24:39,320
Speaker 2: five minutes or a whole day. I say I'll be

494
00:24:39,359 --> 00:24:40,000
Speaker 2: back in a minute.

495
00:24:40,480 --> 00:24:42,240
Speaker 6: The only things that greet you when you come home

496
00:24:42,280 --> 00:24:44,680
Speaker 6: now aren't And even if you're just taking the bins out,

497
00:24:45,680 --> 00:24:46,960
Speaker 6: I reckon you come back.

498
00:24:47,200 --> 00:24:48,960
Speaker 2: Dad, you're back, and say good to see.

499
00:24:49,000 --> 00:24:50,280
Speaker 4: When do we go for a walk? Dad?

500
00:24:50,600 --> 00:24:52,520
Speaker 6: I saw this bloke. He's a made of mine. He's

501
00:24:52,520 --> 00:24:54,680
Speaker 6: got a chow chow you know, it's real fuffy ones

502
00:24:54,720 --> 00:24:57,120
Speaker 6: as well. And he told me this funny story how

503
00:24:57,440 --> 00:25:00,960
Speaker 6: after he got the dog shaved for summer, the dog

504
00:25:01,000 --> 00:25:02,720
Speaker 6: would take it for a walk and he keeps sitting

505
00:25:02,760 --> 00:25:05,240
Speaker 6: down all the time, like just would sit down and

506
00:25:05,280 --> 00:25:08,440
Speaker 6: wouldn't walk. And he talked to the vet and he goes, oh, yeah,

507
00:25:09,080 --> 00:25:11,200
Speaker 6: so if you just had a groom to you, he goes, oh,

508
00:25:12,000 --> 00:25:17,920
Speaker 6: he's got breezy bum. Apparently when you shave their butts right,

509
00:25:18,400 --> 00:25:20,120
Speaker 6: and they get wind on it for the first time.

510
00:25:22,160 --> 00:25:27,679
Speaker 4: I guess I can relate to that.

511
00:25:28,080 --> 00:25:30,040
Speaker 6: I meant to mention to you as well that I'm

512
00:25:30,040 --> 00:25:32,240
Speaker 6: injured at the moment. Did I tell you that I've

513
00:25:32,280 --> 00:25:35,080
Speaker 6: actually hurt my foot? So I went to the doctor

514
00:25:35,080 --> 00:25:41,280
Speaker 6: has this and he goes, you may have gout? Oh really,

515
00:25:43,200 --> 00:25:47,000
Speaker 6: I said, what what am I? Henry the eighth? Well,

516
00:25:47,040 --> 00:25:48,760
Speaker 6: I mean, is it still around?

517
00:25:49,320 --> 00:25:51,240
Speaker 3: Apparently it is the thing.

518
00:25:51,359 --> 00:25:53,560
Speaker 6: I googled it. I said, don't google it. Don't google it,

519
00:25:53,560 --> 00:25:55,359
Speaker 6: because you start making it. You will, I tell you

520
00:25:55,480 --> 00:25:59,040
Speaker 6: it's doctor. Google is the worst. Don't you reckon?

521
00:26:00,160 --> 00:26:01,400
Speaker 3: Don't go there, you parents.

522
00:26:02,080 --> 00:26:03,720
Speaker 6: You can't even put a sheet on it, saying I

523
00:26:03,760 --> 00:26:06,080
Speaker 6: will find out soon if I'll report back.

524
00:26:06,359 --> 00:26:07,359
Speaker 4: I'm sure there are other people.

525
00:26:09,000 --> 00:26:11,840
Speaker 6: It's so painful, so she can't put a sheet on it,

526
00:26:12,359 --> 00:26:15,560
Speaker 6: like on your toe joint.

527
00:26:16,320 --> 00:26:17,560
Speaker 2: What about when you put a shoe on.

528
00:26:18,640 --> 00:26:19,600
Speaker 4: That's why I was hobbling in.

529
00:26:20,800 --> 00:26:22,680
Speaker 3: I saw Rod Stewart in concert once and he had gout,

530
00:26:22,680 --> 00:26:24,439
Speaker 3: but he was still kicking the soccer balls into the crowd.

531
00:26:24,920 --> 00:26:28,239
Speaker 3: I know what he was thinking, because bloody it might

532
00:26:28,240 --> 00:26:29,440
Speaker 3: have been. He might have gone the lefty.

533
00:26:29,520 --> 00:26:30,680
Speaker 4: He had some help as well.

534
00:26:30,880 --> 00:26:34,760
Speaker 6: Yeah, there's a lot of things you can do for it. Anyway,

535
00:26:34,800 --> 00:26:36,760
Speaker 6: I'll report back. Look, I was going to tell you

536
00:26:36,840 --> 00:26:39,240
Speaker 6: about this story at seven. It was pretty funny.

537
00:26:39,280 --> 00:26:39,800
Speaker 4: The other night.

538
00:26:39,880 --> 00:26:43,639
Speaker 6: So Charlotte Goodlett was leaving. She's having twins right, our

539
00:26:43,680 --> 00:26:48,600
Speaker 6: weather presenter. Fantastic lady. She's married to Kieran Jack. He's

540
00:26:48,640 --> 00:26:50,119
Speaker 6: at the West Coast Eagles and now used to be

541
00:26:50,119 --> 00:26:54,359
Speaker 6: a Swan Star. And so it was my job to

542
00:26:54,480 --> 00:26:56,399
Speaker 6: give her flowers at the end of the news.

543
00:26:56,680 --> 00:26:59,560
Speaker 4: You know how we do that sometimes, Charlotte.

544
00:26:59,160 --> 00:27:02,320
Speaker 2: That wasn't it, back judged Tony.

545
00:27:03,000 --> 00:27:07,359
Speaker 4: It was all I was thinking the same thing.

546
00:27:07,440 --> 00:27:10,960
Speaker 6: If I kiss her, will she full away?

547
00:27:11,600 --> 00:27:13,560
Speaker 4: He got done beautifully.

548
00:27:13,880 --> 00:27:17,000
Speaker 6: But there was some flowers behind my chair and was

549
00:27:17,119 --> 00:27:20,480
Speaker 6: in a box and from herdsman Fresh, so a massive

550
00:27:20,520 --> 00:27:24,160
Speaker 6: beautiful yeah. But unbeknownst to me, they had a heap

551
00:27:24,240 --> 00:27:25,800
Speaker 6: of water at the bottom.

552
00:27:25,480 --> 00:27:28,240
Speaker 3: Of Looking Fresh.

553
00:27:28,320 --> 00:27:28,960
Speaker 4: It's on an angle.

554
00:27:29,000 --> 00:27:30,560
Speaker 2: I was expecting that in a box.

555
00:27:31,960 --> 00:27:32,600
Speaker 4: In the break.

556
00:27:32,920 --> 00:27:34,639
Speaker 6: So you get a three minute break right before the

557
00:27:34,640 --> 00:27:36,760
Speaker 6: weather and she does the weather at the end.

558
00:27:36,800 --> 00:27:38,760
Speaker 4: I was going to do the presentation, so.

559
00:27:38,720 --> 00:27:40,760
Speaker 6: I lift him up and I'm thinking I'll just put

560
00:27:40,800 --> 00:27:43,560
Speaker 6: it on the desk, and all the water came flying

561
00:27:43,600 --> 00:27:46,600
Speaker 6: out onto the news dead into the computers.

562
00:27:47,280 --> 00:27:49,600
Speaker 4: It's about step five to the whole joint.

563
00:27:49,640 --> 00:27:50,160
Speaker 3: I love you.

564
00:27:50,359 --> 00:27:51,439
Speaker 4: We got three minutes.

565
00:27:51,840 --> 00:27:55,399
Speaker 6: Everyone's panicking, even even for old Charlotte's up on the desk,

566
00:27:55,440 --> 00:27:58,119
Speaker 6: you know, trying to wipe it with. She's grabbing paper

567
00:27:58,119 --> 00:28:00,960
Speaker 6: and Tim was laughing and he didn't help at all.

568
00:28:01,240 --> 00:28:02,200
Speaker 6: Tim McMillan eating.

569
00:28:02,560 --> 00:28:04,440
Speaker 4: He thought it was the funniest thing he's ever seen.

570
00:28:04,880 --> 00:28:08,560
Speaker 6: He was hoping that it was on my pants.

571
00:28:09,200 --> 00:28:10,679
Speaker 4: This is going to be brilliant, you know what.

572
00:28:10,680 --> 00:28:13,440
Speaker 6: He's like, He's a real cake. And so we get

573
00:28:13,600 --> 00:28:15,040
Speaker 6: and so I've got wet pants as well. So I

574
00:28:15,080 --> 00:28:17,360
Speaker 6: have to step down off the off the set, down

575
00:28:17,400 --> 00:28:19,560
Speaker 6: to where the weather bit is with the flowers with

576
00:28:19,640 --> 00:28:23,200
Speaker 6: wet pants. How many people saw it and hand him over.

577
00:28:23,520 --> 00:28:26,359
Speaker 6: Unfortunately I kissed her and she did accept it and

578
00:28:28,000 --> 00:28:30,639
Speaker 6: she didn't And in the end I think I said

579
00:28:30,720 --> 00:28:33,000
Speaker 6: something like we love you.

580
00:28:33,359 --> 00:28:37,760
Speaker 3: Oh, that's the best thing that could come to it.

581
00:28:38,400 --> 00:28:40,400
Speaker 2: When in doubt, I'll get you a towel.

582
00:28:41,560 --> 00:28:45,080
Speaker 4: Ye crazy And Lisa