WEBVTT - LIFE UNCUT RADIO - 5th November 0:00:00.920 --> 0:00:05.320 Life Uncut podcast acknowledges the traditional custodians of country throughout 0:00:05.360 --> 0:00:09.160 Australia and their connections to land, sea and community. We 0:00:09.160 --> 0:00:11.960 pay our respect to their elders past and present and 0:00:12.080 --> 0:00:15.280 extend that respect to all Aboriginal and Torres Strait Island 0:00:15.400 --> 0:00:16.160 people's today. 0:00:16.360 --> 0:00:19.599 This episode is recorded on Gadigal Land of the Aurora Nation. 0:00:20.680 --> 0:00:23.040 Hi guys, and a welcome back to another episode of 0:00:23.079 --> 0:00:26.360 Life on Cut. I'm Laura i' and this is our 0:00:26.400 --> 0:00:29.040 Saturday morning radio show where we package up all the 0:00:29.120 --> 0:00:32.160 best juicy, sucy little bits into a nice little podcast. 0:00:32.240 --> 0:00:32.680 And so for. 0:00:33.760 --> 0:00:37.000 My hand, I've ever done that occasionally I do it. 0:00:37.000 --> 0:00:40.880 I would like to speak. This is our last week 0:00:41.040 --> 0:00:44.760 with Laura as a burn Laura. We are sending Laura 0:00:44.840 --> 0:00:46.040 off to get married. 0:00:46.159 --> 0:00:47.680 She's marry Matty je. 0:00:47.720 --> 0:00:49.599 Thank you for sending me off arranged it. 0:00:49.600 --> 0:00:51.400 It's like you're giving me away like my dad would, 0:00:51.400 --> 0:00:56.000 but actually a Life on Cunt family, get off the imagine. 0:00:56.000 --> 0:00:56.720 I'm a celebrant. 0:00:56.720 --> 0:01:03.200 We just recorded for radio's. 0:01:00.400 --> 0:01:02.720 Walking down there. Give us, give us some little wedding stuff. 0:01:02.720 --> 0:01:03.120 What's happening? 0:01:03.240 --> 0:01:04.959 Okay, So my if we should have done this in 0:01:05.000 --> 0:01:06.759 the show, why are we doing this? In the intro, Okay, 0:01:06.760 --> 0:01:08.760 my mum and dad are both walking me down. I've 0:01:08.760 --> 0:01:10.640 told my mom that my dad's walking me down, but 0:01:10.680 --> 0:01:12.680 I haven't told my dad that my mum's also walking 0:01:12.680 --> 0:01:14.160 me down, so it could be interesting. 0:01:14.680 --> 0:01:16.520 The only big thing about what secrets do you keep 0:01:16.520 --> 0:01:17.119 from your family? 0:01:17.160 --> 0:01:17.720 This is a big one. 0:01:17.720 --> 0:01:18.880 Do we speak about this in the show? 0:01:19.040 --> 0:01:22.039 Completely forgot about that. I'm not keeping it a secret 0:01:22.040 --> 0:01:23.560 for my dad for any other reason that I think 0:01:23.600 --> 0:01:25.319 he will react badly, So I'd like him to just 0:01:25.640 --> 0:01:27.319 I like him to like have as little time to 0:01:27.319 --> 0:01:30.160 stewing it as they all right, they're fine, but I 0:01:30.160 --> 0:01:32.120 mean they also got divorced many years ago, so they 0:01:32.120 --> 0:01:32.920 don't love each other. 0:01:33.040 --> 0:01:33.759 But they're fine. 0:01:33.840 --> 0:01:34.200 I love it. 0:01:34.240 --> 0:01:36.520 You're like, I'm only keeping it from him because it 0:01:36.560 --> 0:01:37.560 will be disastrous. 0:01:37.640 --> 0:01:40.080 That's fine, but that's yeah, they're gonna want me down 0:01:40.080 --> 0:01:42.080 the ill. Look, it's a great show. It is the 0:01:42.160 --> 0:01:45.120 last week that I'm going to be technically a burn, 0:01:45.680 --> 0:01:48.680 But I am also probably not going to change my name, 0:01:48.720 --> 0:01:49.800 so I think I'll stay at Burn. 0:01:49.920 --> 0:01:53.880 Well, we had a little secret celebrity phone in to 0:01:54.080 --> 0:01:55.160 give you some well wishes. 0:01:55.200 --> 0:01:58.080 We also speaks to Julia Morris, who is currently doing 0:01:58.200 --> 0:02:01.480 her comedy tour. Seventy five years. Seventy five years in 0:02:01.520 --> 0:02:03.640 the business. That's just crazy, it's not real. 0:02:03.760 --> 0:02:04.360 It's not more. 0:02:05.360 --> 0:02:10.840 Laura's serious. She's in her fifties. 0:02:11.080 --> 0:02:15.920 You what, oh who? Sometimes I worry who you are? Well, 0:02:15.960 --> 0:02:18.120 it's exactly what she said. Sometimes if I stand next 0:02:18.160 --> 0:02:19.320 to an open window. 0:02:19.320 --> 0:02:21.919 Laura, Laura's She's like, I tell you what I am 0:02:21.960 --> 0:02:23.000 just somssed. 0:02:23.840 --> 0:02:25.919 She made a joke before it was joke. 0:02:26.200 --> 0:02:30.320 It wouldnety it would make her ninety. Yeah, Laura, I 0:02:30.400 --> 0:02:31.079 just wasn't thinking. 0:02:31.240 --> 0:02:33.080 Sorry, wedding brain. 0:02:34.520 --> 0:02:35.400 It is so funny. 0:02:36.360 --> 0:02:38.400 Can you have baby brain for four years? Or is 0:02:38.440 --> 0:02:41.200 that just that I'm stupid? You just hold not too 0:02:41.280 --> 0:02:42.720 much now I am. I'm going to give you guys 0:02:42.720 --> 0:02:45.000 an update to on if you guys listen, last week 0:02:45.040 --> 0:02:47.920 I got sent some flowers, which Laura very very very 0:02:48.000 --> 0:02:49.640 promptly told me was a scam. 0:02:49.680 --> 0:02:51.160 Okay, can we just go back to this for a second. 0:02:51.160 --> 0:02:53.080 Why did you call it seventy. 0:02:52.600 --> 0:02:55.160 Years because it's a joke, because she's been working long. 0:02:55.280 --> 0:02:56.760 That's a long time in the business. Not funny. 0:02:56.760 --> 0:02:58.280 If we have to tell you the joke. 0:02:58.160 --> 0:03:01.960 Laura, Well, I guess maybe I'm not the target market. 0:03:02.360 --> 0:03:02.920 Done the chat. 0:03:04.480 --> 0:03:07.240 She's also awesome, Like we loved Julia, even if we 0:03:07.280 --> 0:03:08.200 don't know how old. 0:03:08.040 --> 0:03:10.640 Years you're quickly trying to cover up with a complimented sandwich. 0:03:10.639 --> 0:03:11.239 Peter, She's great. 0:03:11.320 --> 0:03:13.760 She did love you, britt She likes she's on your Instagram. 0:03:13.800 --> 0:03:14.920 She said she stalks you. 0:03:14.960 --> 0:03:17.560 No, she said she wasn't even mendez Instagram. 0:03:17.120 --> 0:03:17.720 Not on Bridge. 0:03:21.280 --> 0:03:23.080 Okay, if anyone's listening, I'm the only one that holds 0:03:23.080 --> 0:03:25.320 this show together. I am the glue here. But it 0:03:25.400 --> 0:03:27.360 is a really great show. We've got some we do 0:03:27.440 --> 0:03:27.600 have some. 0:03:27.639 --> 0:03:29.240 What secrets? What do you keep from your family? 0:03:29.280 --> 0:03:29.520 Mitch? 0:03:29.560 --> 0:03:30.840 You have a very very big. 0:03:30.639 --> 0:03:33.760 Found dark family. Secret. Family is not a funny one. 0:03:33.760 --> 0:03:34.320 It's terrible. 0:03:34.400 --> 0:03:34.800 It's terrible. 0:03:34.880 --> 0:03:36.840 Yeah, it's terrible, but all this coming up on the show. 0:03:37.240 --> 0:03:38.800 Can't wait to get into it. 0:03:39.480 --> 0:03:43.839 You're fired Saturday morning here at the LIFEI Cut Radio Show. 0:03:43.840 --> 0:03:47.520 Hey everyone, Brittany Hockley, Laura Burn Now, Brittan, you've got 0:03:47.560 --> 0:03:48.440 some flowers at your house. 0:03:48.440 --> 0:03:50.400 Don't I believe they still sit there in that vase? 0:03:50.560 --> 0:03:52.720 They are still sitting. If I get flowers. They sit 0:03:52.760 --> 0:03:54.520 there for like a year. They turn into dried flowers 0:03:54.560 --> 0:03:56.040 and I press them and I put them in a franklin. 0:03:56.080 --> 0:03:58.240 It always smells so nice walking to BRIT's house after 0:03:58.320 --> 0:04:00.560 she's had flowers sitting out in stagnant wa for a month, 0:04:02.520 --> 0:04:03.880 his mosquitoes flying around. 0:04:03.960 --> 0:04:05.960 Well, last week on the show, this happened. If you 0:04:06.000 --> 0:04:07.120 missed it, here's a little recap. 0:04:07.280 --> 0:04:09.920 Okay, I just got a message. It's from a message 0:04:10.080 --> 0:04:13.680 called go People. The message says Eden and Bell flower delivery, 0:04:13.840 --> 0:04:16.240 A beautiful arrangement of flowers is on the way to 0:04:16.320 --> 0:04:19.520 you live track it here, and then they sent a link. Right, 0:04:19.720 --> 0:04:21.920 So I opened this message and I was like, oh. 0:04:21.800 --> 0:04:24.440 My god, I'm getting I'm getting some flowers sent to me. 0:04:24.440 --> 0:04:27.400 And I read the message out to Laura without missing upbeat. 0:04:27.640 --> 0:04:29.960 She goes, oh, it's a scam. It's a spam message. 0:04:30.000 --> 0:04:30.719 Don't hit the lin. 0:04:30.800 --> 0:04:32.720 Well, hang on, I said, well, is it that far 0:04:32.839 --> 0:04:34.800 fetched that I might be getting a flower delivery that, 0:04:34.839 --> 0:04:36.719 without even a breath. 0:04:36.520 --> 0:04:38.040 You said it was a scam. 0:04:38.240 --> 0:04:40.440 I'm here trying to protect you from all of the 0:04:40.480 --> 0:04:42.479 scam and spam artists like with you. 0:04:42.640 --> 0:04:43.360 Is that even at the. 0:04:43.279 --> 0:04:45.520 Start of this you just said, Brittany has been a 0:04:45.560 --> 0:04:48.200 bit optimistic by thinking there's somebody like isn't that crazy? 0:04:49.760 --> 0:04:51.800 She hadn't even finished it. Spam air for sure. 0:04:51.839 --> 0:04:54.039 Okay, click the link. No, click the lenk. I can't 0:04:54.120 --> 0:04:56.280 risk it. And it takes like at home. Click the link. 0:04:56.279 --> 0:04:58.080 If it takes you through to a tracking site, then 0:04:58.080 --> 0:04:59.840 we know that someone says you to do Laura will 0:05:00.520 --> 0:05:03.160 If it takes you through to some Nigerian website, then 0:05:03.160 --> 0:05:04.599 we know that it's not Laura. 0:05:04.720 --> 0:05:06.520 People from Nigeria want to send me flowers too. 0:05:08.120 --> 0:05:09.400 Well, you went home after the show. 0:05:09.880 --> 0:05:11.560 I went home after the show, and I know you're 0:05:11.560 --> 0:05:14.040 all dying for the update. I went home and I 0:05:14.120 --> 0:05:17.159 was very very chuffed, not just to receive flowers, but 0:05:17.160 --> 0:05:19.200 that I could take a photo to send to Laura 0:05:19.279 --> 0:05:23.000 that I received flowers. Real there was a beautiful, beautiful, 0:05:23.040 --> 0:05:26.040 big bunch of flowers that I didn't have a card 0:05:26.040 --> 0:05:27.560 in it, so I sent it to Laura. 0:05:27.720 --> 0:05:30.120 I put on Instagram. I was like, guys, does Delilah 0:05:30.200 --> 0:05:32.640 have a secret Admira or do I like? This is amazing. 0:05:32.760 --> 0:05:35.600 I was just feeling myself. I was vibing. I was 0:05:35.640 --> 0:05:38.200 like someone out there is really thinking about me. And 0:05:38.200 --> 0:05:40.680 then I get a message back from Laura an hour later. 0:05:40.800 --> 0:05:43.960 Oh no, they're Brittany got flowers, so did Laura. Someone 0:05:43.960 --> 0:05:45.080 else got flowers too. 0:05:45.480 --> 0:05:47.600 I didn't know this. You got them what I feel like. 0:05:47.560 --> 0:05:49.800 You brushed past it really went to town. She put 0:05:49.800 --> 0:05:53.159 it all over her stories. It was like, I have 0:05:53.240 --> 0:05:56.000 a secret Admira was. I was invested, and I was 0:05:56.040 --> 0:05:58.520 also very apologetic at that point in time. And then 0:05:58.520 --> 0:06:00.599 I walked home and I saw in front of my 0:06:00.640 --> 0:06:02.240 door was a big bunch of flowers and they were 0:06:02.279 --> 0:06:03.280 from our boss. 0:06:03.440 --> 0:06:05.440 Yep, that were from the radio that was there. 0:06:06.040 --> 0:06:07.800 I had one. It was my time to shine. 0:06:08.040 --> 0:06:10.400 So not only did Laura cut me off at the 0:06:10.440 --> 0:06:12.800 knees once, she got me off at the knees twice. 0:06:13.680 --> 0:06:16.600 And the only flowers I got were from Laura also 0:06:16.600 --> 0:06:16.920 got them. 0:06:16.920 --> 0:06:18.480 So not really depressing, was it. 0:06:18.600 --> 0:06:19.880 I feel like, for a little while there, we all 0:06:19.880 --> 0:06:22.240 got excited that, you know, Britney was getting flowers from boyfriend. 0:06:22.680 --> 0:06:25.560 But boyfriend, I mean, if somebody wants to send me 0:06:25.600 --> 0:06:29.320 flowers out there, because I'm a sad, sad, lonely woman. 0:06:30.120 --> 0:06:31.680 I also have the same boss. 0:06:36.440 --> 0:06:38.159 No, but you got a bottle of gin and we 0:06:38.200 --> 0:06:38.840 didn't get it. 0:06:38.920 --> 0:06:41.320 Did Actually, yeah, they very. 0:06:41.200 --> 0:06:43.520 Gender, a very gendered presence that we got given it. 0:06:43.680 --> 0:06:45.120 I would have preferred the gin to come with the 0:06:45.120 --> 0:06:47.480 flowers with a wild night then, but yeah, anyway, so 0:06:47.520 --> 0:06:49.440 my secret Myra does not exist. 0:06:49.480 --> 0:06:50.200 And also, if. 0:06:50.080 --> 0:06:51.720 There's any men out there who want to send Britneys 0:06:51.720 --> 0:06:53.080 and flowers, I think now's the time. 0:06:53.160 --> 0:06:56.920 Yeah, I mean like I'm not I'm not going to 0:06:56.960 --> 0:06:57.400 say no. 0:06:57.320 --> 0:07:00.720 To that right now, Joined by one of Australia's biggest stars. 0:07:00.920 --> 0:07:04.360 She's a quadruple threat. A comedy queen Julia Morris is here, 0:07:04.440 --> 0:07:04.800 ladies and. 0:07:04.800 --> 0:07:05.840 Gentlemen, I Julia are. 0:07:07.560 --> 0:07:07.840 How are you? 0:07:07.960 --> 0:07:08.279 Guys? 0:07:08.400 --> 0:07:08.760 How are you? 0:07:08.920 --> 0:07:09.920 Thanks for having me on? 0:07:10.040 --> 0:07:12.400 Oh, welcome to the show. It's an absolute tree. Now 0:07:12.440 --> 0:07:16.080 you have just made the maximum one hundred. Not only 0:07:16.160 --> 0:07:18.280 is it just hot, it's the Beauty and Brains List. 0:07:18.560 --> 0:07:19.560 How did that feel? 0:07:20.240 --> 0:07:24.760 I mean I was in a shock and eighty three 0:07:24.800 --> 0:07:27.440 is one of my favorite numbers, number. 0:07:27.120 --> 0:07:28.080 Eighty three in the list. 0:07:28.120 --> 0:07:30.120 I mean I would have taken anything. We didn't even 0:07:30.160 --> 0:07:31.080 make the cart I didn't make the. 0:07:31.080 --> 0:07:33.840 Cuts, So I feel like I'm where I were a 0:07:33.840 --> 0:07:35.880 few sympathy votes in there this year. Were they maybe 0:07:35.920 --> 0:07:39.640 they just think maybe more diverse instead of actually just 0:07:39.720 --> 0:07:42.400 going for beautiful, incredibly clever people that thought, oh, let's 0:07:42.400 --> 0:07:43.800 get it. A few of the old birds make them 0:07:43.840 --> 0:07:44.360 feel happy. 0:07:44.480 --> 0:07:46.680 No, I think you were there to be there before us, 0:07:46.720 --> 0:07:47.280 that's for sure. 0:07:47.360 --> 0:07:49.440 But I guess Julia, the question off the back of 0:07:49.480 --> 0:07:51.360 that is, I feel like a title like this, like 0:07:51.400 --> 0:07:53.600 I'd be putting this in my Instagram bio, I'd be 0:07:53.640 --> 0:07:55.120 making a big song and dance about this. Has this 0:07:55.160 --> 0:07:57.040 helped you in the dating department? Now that you can, 0:07:57.200 --> 0:07:58.720 you can say, look, guys, I don't want to brag, 0:07:58.760 --> 0:08:01.239 but I am made it third the Beauty and Brains List. 0:08:01.680 --> 0:08:04.880 You know what, Look I I've finished my marriage or 0:08:05.160 --> 0:08:08.320 we finished our marriage twelve years or twelve years ago 0:08:08.800 --> 0:08:09.600 for audience. 0:08:09.280 --> 0:08:12.400 Lip we think make it sound like a dinner. I 0:08:12.440 --> 0:08:13.200 finished my dinner. 0:08:16.360 --> 0:08:19.560 I was completely coool. So it was look, we had 0:08:19.560 --> 0:08:21.360 got to the point of twenty years marriage that we 0:08:21.360 --> 0:08:23.360 were like, you know what, what are we still doing? 0:08:23.680 --> 0:08:26.000 We just hadn't grown together over the last few years. 0:08:26.040 --> 0:08:28.800 So I was kind of like, I I don't this 0:08:28.920 --> 0:08:31.120 is not right, and He's like, this is not right. Radio. 0:08:31.240 --> 0:08:33.200 Let's do it. We literally sat up on the bed 0:08:33.240 --> 0:08:36.360 together and ordered bedside tables for a an apartment that 0:08:36.400 --> 0:08:38.679 we decided to take to do what they call nesting, 0:08:38.760 --> 0:08:41.800 where you consider the children going back and forth, the 0:08:41.840 --> 0:08:44.640 adults go back and forth. And so it was all 0:08:44.679 --> 0:08:47.520 pretty pleasant. But I must say at that time and 0:08:47.559 --> 0:08:50.680 I still feel the same twelve months on, I feel like, cough, 0:08:50.720 --> 0:08:53.920 shut up shop. I'm like, I think I'm done. 0:08:54.320 --> 0:08:56.520 I did hear these song kl and Jackie O. Earlier 0:08:56.520 --> 0:08:58.559 this week you said that there was no more sex 0:08:58.600 --> 0:08:59.600 for you. You're done with it? 0:09:00.200 --> 0:09:00.600 Just coming? 0:09:00.720 --> 0:09:04.440 Could you be bothered? I think it is. I think 0:09:04.440 --> 0:09:07.280 the sts better than the squirt half the time anyway. 0:09:07.640 --> 0:09:08.679 So Julia, who is it? 0:09:09.360 --> 0:09:11.280 What would it take? Or who would it take? Who's 0:09:11.320 --> 0:09:13.560 your hall pass? If? What is the one person you'd 0:09:13.559 --> 0:09:15.560 bend this rule for? Like you could have your pick 0:09:15.600 --> 0:09:17.520 of Hollywood, you could have your pick of anyone, Like 0:09:17.640 --> 0:09:18.480 who's the whole. 0:09:20.440 --> 0:09:20.480 No? 0:09:20.760 --> 0:09:23.120 I just think, Look, my whole past is giving myself 0:09:23.160 --> 0:09:24.720 a hall pass and having a hall past? 0:09:27.040 --> 0:09:28.800 Do you know what I understand? 0:09:28.920 --> 0:09:29.560 I get it. 0:09:29.679 --> 0:09:32.199 I get it as someone who's got like two kids 0:09:32.320 --> 0:09:34.320 and I you know, I'm in a relationship and there's 0:09:34.320 --> 0:09:37.120 definitely very long durations where I wish I could also 0:09:37.160 --> 0:09:37.840 just throw in the towel. 0:09:37.880 --> 0:09:38.240 Sometimes. 0:09:38.559 --> 0:09:41.960 Well, you've got the perfect vehicle quite literally to just 0:09:42.080 --> 0:09:44.720 date and drop because you're going on a national tour. 0:09:44.760 --> 0:09:45.000 Baby. 0:09:45.000 --> 0:09:47.000 You could pick boys up in one state, drop them 0:09:47.040 --> 0:09:49.240 off in the next. What's going on in there on 0:09:49.280 --> 0:09:51.439 the tour, Julia, You're heading around Australia next year. 0:09:51.600 --> 0:09:54.400 Well, I usually just tour doing stand up for every 0:09:54.440 --> 0:09:58.120 two years, but over the COVID time, I guess I thought, 0:09:58.200 --> 0:10:00.760 you know what, I'm desperate, and I know you've just 0:10:00.840 --> 0:10:02.120 done a big tour, haven't you. 0:10:02.280 --> 0:10:04.120 We just did a live show, just one in Sydney, 0:10:04.200 --> 0:10:06.440 so it wasn't a tour, but you know, it was very, 0:10:06.559 --> 0:10:09.160 very fun and it gave us a little bit of gas, 0:10:09.280 --> 0:10:10.000 gave us. 0:10:10.360 --> 0:10:12.400 But it tastes thank you next year. 0:10:12.480 --> 0:10:14.959 Yes, any tips, Julia for the girls, like because as 0:10:14.960 --> 0:10:16.720 someone who's toured before, what are some tips? 0:10:17.080 --> 0:10:17.280 You know? 0:10:17.400 --> 0:10:19.840 Once the show is in place, the rest is kine 0:10:19.840 --> 0:10:23.960 of easy. Getting that energy exchanged back from the audience. 0:10:24.160 --> 0:10:27.200 There's nothing like it. There's there's no massage or there's 0:10:27.200 --> 0:10:32.600 no facial or there's no there's no bottle of wine. 0:10:32.640 --> 0:10:34.720 That's ever going to make you feel as good as 0:10:34.920 --> 0:10:38.679 getting that laughter and that love from the audience. Very 0:10:38.760 --> 0:10:40.840 very few people get to experience it in their lives, 0:10:40.960 --> 0:10:44.240 and it is. It's addictive, it's so incredibly. 0:10:43.679 --> 0:10:45.920 I love that, Julia, We really love that. 0:10:46.520 --> 0:10:48.640 You can go grab tickets Julia Morris dot com or 0:10:48.640 --> 0:10:50.600 swipe right on Tinder and you might get a free double. 0:10:50.640 --> 0:10:53.160 You never know yourself. 0:10:53.200 --> 0:10:54.480 I must download the app. 0:10:55.160 --> 0:10:57.200 You know what they say, Julia, what happens on tour 0:10:57.240 --> 0:10:57.920 stays on tour. 0:10:58.080 --> 0:10:58.400 Amen. 0:10:58.520 --> 0:10:59.240 Oh I like it. 0:10:59.440 --> 0:11:01.040 Oh my good, Julia. 0:11:01.240 --> 0:11:02.679 There's a game we play here at the show called 0:11:02.760 --> 0:11:06.199 Liar Liar. Brittain Laura. Both have a story, right. One 0:11:06.240 --> 0:11:08.040 of them is telling the truth. It's a real story 0:11:08.040 --> 0:11:08.719 that happened to them. 0:11:08.840 --> 0:11:09.560 One is a lie. 0:11:09.679 --> 0:11:11.360 I'm going to put your detective work to the test, 0:11:11.360 --> 0:11:13.160 So we'll go to a brain when we come back, 0:11:13.200 --> 0:11:15.120 the girls will quiz you and then we'll see we'll 0:11:15.120 --> 0:11:16.640 see if you can pick who the liar is. 0:11:16.640 --> 0:11:19.280 You down, I'm nervous. 0:11:20.520 --> 0:11:21.520 Was a very good liar. 0:11:21.600 --> 0:11:27.640 We'll do it after this li Liar. Yeah. 0:11:27.640 --> 0:11:29.200 So it's a game we love here at the show. 0:11:29.320 --> 0:11:31.959 Liar Liar, Julia Morris is here. She's joining us, so 0:11:32.240 --> 0:11:34.440 she is playing detective Brittain Laurie. 0:11:34.520 --> 0:11:35.320 Both have stories. 0:11:35.840 --> 0:11:38.280 You need to both tell them to Julia and she 0:11:38.360 --> 0:11:40.280 needs to work out which is the truth and which 0:11:40.320 --> 0:11:40.720 is the lie. 0:11:40.800 --> 0:11:43.040 And Julia, you can ask as many questions you can 0:11:43.120 --> 0:11:45.040 grill us as far as you want to to try 0:11:45.040 --> 0:11:47.280 and get the nitty gritty details to try and figure 0:11:47.280 --> 0:11:48.920 out which is the true story. 0:11:49.080 --> 0:11:51.080 I mean, here's the thing, Matt, Brian is like standing 0:11:51.120 --> 0:11:53.480 next to an open window. So I may or may 0:11:53.480 --> 0:11:55.439 not remember any of the details, but I'm willing to 0:11:55.480 --> 0:11:56.280 give it again. That's right. 0:11:56.320 --> 0:11:57.640 We want to keep it short to start, and you 0:11:57.679 --> 0:11:59.400 can ask anything you want. I'm going to kick it off. 0:11:59.480 --> 0:12:02.520 So this past week I won't say which day, maybe 0:12:02.520 --> 0:12:04.880 if you ask me, but this past week I had 0:12:05.120 --> 0:12:09.760 dinner with Ryan Gosling and even Mendez, amongst a couple 0:12:09.840 --> 0:12:10.480 of other people. 0:12:10.840 --> 0:12:14.439 Well, first of all, I'm dead set jelly jelly on toast. 0:12:16.120 --> 0:12:18.680 Tell me where what was the restaurant? Where did you 0:12:18.720 --> 0:12:19.200 see them? 0:12:19.400 --> 0:12:22.640 It wasn't a restaurant because that's too hard with security 0:12:22.640 --> 0:12:25.040 and stuff. So we went to a private location. So 0:12:25.240 --> 0:12:28.199 I guess it's the house that their team has rented them. 0:12:28.720 --> 0:12:32.720 Oh, who invited you? 0:12:33.120 --> 0:12:36.640 We have a mutual friend because I am well you 0:12:36.720 --> 0:12:38.520 might not know, but you know now I'm acting. I'm 0:12:38.559 --> 0:12:41.040 acting presenting things like that. So we have our mutual 0:12:41.080 --> 0:12:43.880 friend from America. I have quite a big I'll just 0:12:43.920 --> 0:12:45.680 tell you, Rebel Wilson. Yeah, I have a good friend. 0:12:45.679 --> 0:12:50.160 Rebel Rabel's a great, great friend, and she's introduced me 0:12:50.240 --> 0:12:51.280 to some really cool people. 0:12:51.360 --> 0:12:52.640 So three ReBs. 0:12:52.840 --> 0:12:55.520 Okay, so convincing, right, Julia? That seems pretty legit. 0:12:55.760 --> 0:12:58.800 No, like, so it could so easily be factual. It 0:12:58.840 --> 0:13:00.960 wouldn't surprise me in the slide. I've been keeping an 0:13:01.040 --> 0:13:05.440 eye on either with the instagrammage damage, and I just think, 0:13:05.960 --> 0:13:08.760 you know, when you go to a big city, you 0:13:08.800 --> 0:13:11.320 know when your partner is working like that. If it 0:13:11.480 --> 0:13:13.600 ends up being true, I couldn't be more thrilled to 0:13:13.600 --> 0:13:17.640 think that she was at the dinner table with your story. 0:13:18.480 --> 0:13:22.400 Yes, my story is not as it's not as exceptional. 0:13:22.400 --> 0:13:24.440 I wish I had more exciting things happening in my life, 0:13:24.440 --> 0:13:25.199 but it just doesn't. 0:13:25.400 --> 0:13:26.079 It's not the case. 0:13:26.720 --> 0:13:29.880 So at here at a RN, we have a drinks 0:13:29.880 --> 0:13:34.079 fridge downstairs. It's usually fully stocked and every week I 0:13:34.240 --> 0:13:39.360 like to steal. I steal chocolate milk and strawberry milk 0:13:39.360 --> 0:13:41.120 and I take it home for the girls. The poppers 0:13:41.200 --> 0:13:43.680 I take quite a bit anyway. This week I have 0:13:43.760 --> 0:13:46.280 received an email, a company wide email that was sent 0:13:46.320 --> 0:13:48.800 out saying that there is now a drink span, one 0:13:48.880 --> 0:13:52.400 drink per person, and they have also installed a security camera, 0:13:52.640 --> 0:13:55.920 which I was joking, hilarious security camera to find out 0:13:55.920 --> 0:13:58.920 who's been taking all of the poppers. 0:13:58.240 --> 0:14:00.679 All of the chocolate, strawberry meal and the poppers. 0:14:00.800 --> 0:14:03.160 Interesting, look, I. 0:14:03.120 --> 0:14:05.400 Think I already know. I don't even have to question 0:14:05.520 --> 0:14:06.160 any further. 0:14:06.360 --> 0:14:10.000 Okay, I'll play the music. Who is the liar, Julia Morris? 0:14:10.000 --> 0:14:11.000 And who is telling the truth? 0:14:11.720 --> 0:14:12.080 Laura? 0:14:12.800 --> 0:14:13.600 You think a liar? 0:14:14.080 --> 0:14:16.160 I think you're a liar. But I think for this, 0:14:16.400 --> 0:14:19.000 for the sake of this segment, I'm not sure who 0:14:19.040 --> 0:14:21.760 is taking chocolate and strawberry milk home to their children 0:14:21.800 --> 0:14:23.920 at night, because they just spiral out of control and 0:14:23.960 --> 0:14:26.160 then you've got the net trying to get them to bed. 0:14:26.440 --> 0:14:28.160 I know that is a good point. 0:14:28.200 --> 0:14:31.080 Who would actually give their kids milk, chocolate sugar milk 0:14:31.120 --> 0:14:31.560 before bear? 0:14:31.600 --> 0:14:32.560 It's a good point. 0:14:33.880 --> 0:14:38.560 You're a good detective. But guess what what you're wrong? 0:14:38.600 --> 0:14:43.200 You're wrong, person. 0:14:44.880 --> 0:14:48.120 I have a word with the management, chatter the shareholders 0:14:48.120 --> 0:14:51.040 if you can't shout me a goddamn strawberry and top 0:14:51.080 --> 0:14:55.200 the milk at Something is desperately wrong with this network. 0:14:55.240 --> 0:14:57.920 It's literally two poppers. But I've got in trouble for. 0:14:59.560 --> 0:15:03.840 Cameras because if you're in a camera now, the only 0:15:03.880 --> 0:15:06.560 way the security camera looks is at the drink fridge. 0:15:06.640 --> 0:15:07.720 I wish I was joking. 0:15:09.240 --> 0:15:11.400 If you want to see Julia Morris the Australian too, 0:15:11.440 --> 0:15:13.880 it kicks off next year, seventy five years in the business, 0:15:14.000 --> 0:15:16.560 get your tickets through Live Nation or Juliamorris dot com. 0:15:16.560 --> 0:15:18.080 We love you, Jewels, good luck on the tour. 0:15:18.320 --> 0:15:20.680 I love you God. So's thrilled to get to have 0:15:20.720 --> 0:15:21.160 a chat. 0:15:22.520 --> 0:15:24.000 See you around back after this. 0:15:24.560 --> 0:15:26.360 Listen what's going on on Facebook? You guys have the 0:15:26.360 --> 0:15:27.680 Life Uncut discussion group? 0:15:27.760 --> 0:15:28.040 Right? 0:15:28.160 --> 0:15:28.480 We do? 0:15:28.600 --> 0:15:30.600