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Speaker 1: You're listening to the Jonesy and demand a podcast.

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Speaker 2: You know something I'm never going to do is be

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Speaker 2: a tiler. And I've done many different jobs. I used

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Speaker 2: to work for a living, not a trade. I was

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Speaker 2: always a laborer.

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Speaker 3: I never got ton't you're a concrete.

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Speaker 1: I'd worked in concreting. I did a lot of concreting.

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Speaker 1: I make a good bit of mind.

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Speaker 3: You were a concrete in the sewers. Not the sewers Canal,

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Speaker 3: but the sewers. Yeah, below the ocean outfall in Sydney.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, that was my dream. No, No, my dream

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Speaker 1: was not to work strips. Yeah, humor. Now, my dream

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Speaker 1: was on the way to the sewers.

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Speaker 2: I'd go past the radio station and I'd go, oh,

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Speaker 2: I'd like to work there.

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Speaker 1: Anyway.

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Speaker 3: In my life, I like to talk it rather than

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Speaker 3: smell it.

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Speaker 2: Thank you carriage. In my life, I've never managed to tile.

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Speaker 2: I've removed tiles, but I've never tiled. And I tell

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Speaker 2: you what's worse than tiling is grouting. Have you ever

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Speaker 2: tried grouting?

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Speaker 3: Look at me? That's the Have you ever met me?

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Speaker 3: And I also haven't.

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Speaker 2: Over the holidays, took it upon herself to get some

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Speaker 2: tiles done at the house, and she got a French pattern.

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Speaker 1: Do you know what a French pattern is?

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Speaker 2: I don't know anything, So a French pattern, it's it's

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Speaker 2: supposed to be a random looking pattern, but it's not.

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Speaker 1: So it's almost like you're assembling this Rubik's cube.

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Speaker 3: So you don't buy a slab of tiles and put

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Speaker 3: them on, buy individual tiles and.

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Speaker 1: You know what the mind what they do. And this

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Speaker 1: is what my wife said. They've made it easy. It

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Speaker 1: comes in a box.

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Speaker 2: The tiles come in a box with detailed instructions on

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Speaker 2: how the pattern goes down, which is all well and good,

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Speaker 2: but then you're looking at it and it was like

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Speaker 2: it was likely in a cryptic crossword.

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Speaker 1: And once you put that tile glue down, you know

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Speaker 1: you got to be careful.

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Speaker 3: But I thought you could buy just slabs of it,

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Speaker 3: like a bath mat sized thing of finished tile, and

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Speaker 3: that's that's.

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Speaker 2: Your mosaic tiles. Okay, that's you know, another thing I've

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Speaker 2: learned in the holidays. Next time, I don't want to

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Speaker 2: be a grouse.

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Speaker 3: You're mad and grouting.

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Speaker 1: Yes, I know that's a bit.

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Speaker 2: Of French friends swear apologies to any French people another

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Speaker 2: thing I've learned. If a tradesman says we'll smash it out,

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Speaker 2: you know, it's the opposite of that. It's like too easy.

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Speaker 3: A friend of mine went to buy a coffee for us,

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Speaker 3: and the guy who was making the coffee, a barista,

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Speaker 3: stuffed it up three times and we presented it to

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Speaker 3: as he said, too easy. She said, well obviously it wasn't.

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Speaker 1: Let's see.

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Speaker 2: I wish you put that as a list and you

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Speaker 2: can join us on our socials if you want. If

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Speaker 2: somebody says, you know, it's not going to happen,