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Speaker 1: This is the Will and Woody podcast out.

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Speaker 2: A little while ago.

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Speaker 3: You and I got a call from a guy, and look,

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Speaker 3: we haven't picked this up in a while, but we

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Speaker 3: always knew we were going to get him back on

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Speaker 3: because he claimed to have the most outrageous superpower I

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Speaker 3: think you and I ever heard. And not outrageous in

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Speaker 3: the sense that it's unbelievable.

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Speaker 2: I think just.

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Speaker 3: Outrageous that he thinks that it is considered a superpower.

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Speaker 3: Without further ado, A guy called Jay called this and

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Speaker 3: this is what he said, I definitely.

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Speaker 1: Have a superpower. Guys. For the last twenty years of

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Speaker 1: my life, for some reason, I've been able to notice

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Speaker 1: when someone's wearing a wig just from a long distance.

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Speaker 1: From a short distance, I can just see that something's

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Speaker 1: not right on your headbreat and I can see it

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Speaker 1: from fifty meters.

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Speaker 3: You can tell from fifty meters away if someone's wearing.

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Speaker 1: As I can just see that something's not right on

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Speaker 1: your head.

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Speaker 3: All right, and the man himself, Jay joins us right now.

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Speaker 2: Welcome, Dave, Hey.

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Speaker 1: You guys, how are you so to speak to you again?

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Speaker 4: The honor is all ours, Ja. I'm just going to

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Speaker 4: separate myself from Will there. I don't know how you

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Speaker 4: don't believe this is incredible.

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Speaker 2: Will, it's mildly impressive.

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Speaker 4: From over fifty he.

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Speaker 2: That doesn't believe it, I suppose that comes into it.

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Speaker 3: So, Jay, I know you claim this, but like, when

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Speaker 3: was the last time you knew that someone was wearing

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Speaker 3: a wig?

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Speaker 1: Look, I was at the airport the other day a

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Speaker 1: couple of you know guys that were flying out, and

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Speaker 1: one of the guys had a wig, and he sort

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Speaker 1: of looked at the other guy, and I looked at

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Speaker 1: both of them. They all looked at me, and I

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Speaker 1: can tell straight away they both had and I don't

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Speaker 1: know why both had wings on as Okay, guy, I

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Speaker 1: did just stand out. It's thing for me, and I've

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Speaker 1: got it. Answer, Well, I've got a reason why it

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Speaker 1: stands out for me as an earlier story on which

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Speaker 1: which I can touch base on later. If you guys

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Speaker 1: like I wasn't bitten by I wasn't bitten by a

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Speaker 1: wig and a scientific laborator something, all right, But but

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Speaker 1: I was trained up for this sort of thing.

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Speaker 4: What do you mean how were you trained up for this?

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Speaker 2: Jay?

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Speaker 1: Well, I've got a look, we've all got that friend,

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Speaker 1: you know that friend that when he has a few drinks,

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Speaker 1: he gets you know, he turns from I'm not going

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Speaker 1: to use name less to call him Andrew and he

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Speaker 1: turns into and he turns into Arnold. Right, you know,

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Speaker 1: you know that friend we've all got. When you go

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Speaker 1: out with that friend to a lot of you know,

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Speaker 1: places of social places that you like to go to,

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Speaker 1: and then that friend turns into Arnold. Well then all

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Speaker 1: of a sudden, Arnold's band isn't the Arnold get banned

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Speaker 1: from going back to that place? So and Andrew, when

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Speaker 1: you know next weekend, wants to go back to that place?

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Speaker 1: Do you know what I mean? So, what do you

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Speaker 1: think Andrew was doing? In my younger years? You would

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Speaker 1: go and get a wig and every week and ever

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Speaker 1: it was a different one, and it was a different style.

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Speaker 4: Hot and so because you were spending you were spending

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Speaker 4: so much time with Andrew with his wig on, you

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Speaker 4: just started picking up on how are wigs?

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Speaker 1: It was like it was like going into training for

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Speaker 1: the Olympics sort of thing, every.

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Speaker 2: What's your discipline?

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Speaker 1: I was I was the one that he had come

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Speaker 1: to to check to see if it's to be.

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Speaker 3: Sure, like you're so confident, Like if you if you

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Speaker 3: went to the Olympics for wigs botting, if you if

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Speaker 3: you were whigspotting for Australia, would where would you?

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Speaker 2: Where would you be ranked.

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Speaker 1: Globally in Australia globally globally globally number one?

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Speaker 2: So number one in Australia.

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Speaker 1: I have a competent. I have a competent.

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Speaker 3: Know that we know that that's the one that's the

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Speaker 3: one thing that we do know. And it's a beautiful story.

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Speaker 3: It's a beautiful story.

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Speaker 4: It's a great bit of claim, it really is.

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Speaker 2: It's and it's an entertaining claim.

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Speaker 3: And here at Will and Woody, we're a fan of you, Jay,

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Speaker 3: that it's very clear.

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Speaker 2: But I think I think it's a pleasure.

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Speaker 3: Look, I think we're going to have to see this

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Speaker 2: I don't know what that looks like yet.

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Speaker 4: Are you open to us creating your Olympics for you? Jay?

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Speaker 1: I'm open? God, Okay, I'm open.

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Speaker 3: All right, Here's okay, here's what we're going to need.

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Speaker 3: We are going to need people that wear wigs. So again, guys,

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Speaker 3: I know a lot of people wear wigs for medical reasons.

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Speaker 3: I know people wear wigs if you've got you, just

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Speaker 3: like I know people wear wigs to give you a

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Speaker 3: balling Like me, whatever it is, you might as wear

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Speaker 2: You're like the bloody flare of it. I don't care

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Speaker 2: no judgment.

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Speaker 4: I think bloody exsistently and they.

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Speaker 3: Can be amazing. They are hot pieces. Thirty one to

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Speaker 3: six y five. If if you wear a wig recreationally, professionally,

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Speaker 3: whatever it is, please call right now one six five. Jay,

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Speaker 3: stay with us, because I reckon, we're gonna have to

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Speaker 3: put this to the test right up next.

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Speaker 2: You don't have to be anywhere, do you, Jay?

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Speaker 3: Oh?

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Speaker 1: Good, guys, my son's tennis lesson, so I'm good.

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Speaker 2: Is he wearing a wig?

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Speaker 1: I am, I've got one on.

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Speaker 3: But a guy called j who thinks he can spot

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Speaker 3: Jay joins us again. You can hear him laughing at

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Speaker 3: the bag of Welcome back wig man, Welcome.

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Speaker 2: Back Jay, great to have.

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Speaker 1: That's the weak gig.

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Speaker 2: It's the week it is, it is, it is your

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Speaker 2: big wig.

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Speaker 3: GI.

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Speaker 4: Can I ask you? Yeah, we are trying to set

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Speaker 4: up your Olympics effectively, Jay, because we love having you

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Speaker 4: on the show. We love the idea of a man

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Speaker 4: having a superpower. Have always been able to tell if

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Speaker 4: and create an environment where we are going to put

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Speaker 2: My man.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, because it's a bold claim. Without currently it's baseless.

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Speaker 4: Well, you've got stories and we don't.

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Speaker 2: Want to do this. Yeah, I love it.

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Speaker 4: I love that you can. I ask you from memory

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Speaker 4: compelled to always approach the.

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Speaker 1: Person obviously not to be rude in any way to

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Speaker 1: anyone who's obviously wearing things for you know, medical reasons

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Speaker 1: or something like that. Of course, obviously that you know

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Speaker 1: to be what they're family ship before you leave the

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Speaker 1: house today, Honey, don't wear that thing. Yeah, everyone's going

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Speaker 1: to be laughing at you. You're doing the ones that

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Speaker 1: I think people.

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Speaker 4: Yo, all right, you're definitely doing a favor reckon you

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Speaker 4: just effect a favor. No, no favor, Yeah, you're doing them.

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Speaker 1: I think you are.

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Speaker 2: Okay, favor all.

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Speaker 3: Right, okay, So look, all the all the justification for

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Speaker 3: this bit is there's going to set out what this

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Speaker 3: bit is. What what are the parameters? How do we

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Speaker 3: test a man with a supernatural ability to spot a wig?

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Speaker 2: That's the question, guys. I don't know.

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Speaker 3: I don't know what this looks like yet. Do we

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Speaker 3: take him down to the city center and he just

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Speaker 3: has to? You know, it's like that scene in the

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Speaker 3: Matrix when Morpheus is walking next to now and it's

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Speaker 3: the woman in the red dress. Yeah, you know, does

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Speaker 3: do we plant a wig?

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Speaker 5: Isn't that?

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Speaker 2: Is it needle in the haystack sort of gear?

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Speaker 5: Yeah?

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Speaker 4: I mean, or just walking through a mall or something?

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Speaker 4: Right traffic?

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Speaker 2: Are we planting wigs?

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Speaker 3: You know?

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Speaker 2: Who knows? Look, let's Jay stay with us.

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Speaker 1: There might be anyone with wigs on that yes.

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Speaker 2: Yes, well who knows exactly? Mate?

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Speaker 3: Well exactly, and you might have to call that no

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Speaker 3: wigs out there today now? So I've got Stephanie who's

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Speaker 2: You wear a wig?

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Speaker 4: Yes?

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Speaker 2: Great, so how only been wearing a wig for about

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Speaker 2: seven months now? Okay? And would J be able to

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Speaker 5: Absolutely not?

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Speaker 4: Yeah, okay, so interesting, amazing And no one's ever said, Steph, like,

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Speaker 4: no one's ever said, is that a wig?

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Speaker 5: No they haven't, and you'd hope not. It was bloody

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Speaker 5: three thousand dollars.

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Speaker 2: So wow, that's not the top market wigs out there.

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Speaker 2: Thanks the call, Steph.

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Speaker 4: And not again, not to talk you down here, Jay,

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Speaker 4: but like technically, if you walk past someone like Steph,

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Speaker 4: there's no way to know that you've missed a wig,

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Speaker 4: there is there.

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Speaker 1: Look, this looks to be fair. Arnold never had a

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Speaker 1: three thousand dollar.

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Speaker 2: Wig, yeah, sort of, yes, yeah, so yeah.

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Speaker 1: I wasn't trained up on the you know, on the

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Speaker 1: on those on those sort of wigs.

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Speaker 2: Let's I'm talking about if you play.

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Speaker 1: The girls, the girls that have got the three, they're amazing.

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Speaker 2: I know that.

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Speaker 3: Well, sorry that you can tell, So let's let's not

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Speaker 3: bandy around it.

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Speaker 2: You can't tell, you can't.

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Speaker 3: You can't balk at the first shot here, mate, You've

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Speaker 3: got to stick to your gun. Sarah is called six

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Speaker 3: five Sarah, you wear hair extensions?

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Speaker 5: Sarah, Yeah, it would be interesting to know whether he

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Speaker 5: can tell if someone's wearing hair extensions.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, because you think no one can. I can't tell

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Speaker 3: if someone's wearing hair extensions.

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Speaker 2: There's no way.

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Speaker 4: Sometimes I can tell. Maybe maybe, like fifteen years ago,

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Speaker 4: you could tell, but nowadays it's really really hard. Can

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Speaker 4: you tell? Every time?

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Speaker 2: Jay, hair extensions?

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Speaker 1: You can tell when that girl's walking down the street

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Speaker 1: Sunday morning and she's just got out of some guy's.

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Speaker 2: All right, sorry, yeah, that's all right mate.

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Speaker 3: Well Sarah, Sarah, sorry not to just to put you

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Speaker 3: in that hypothetical xera. If you are walking down the

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Speaker 3: would someone be able to tell?

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Speaker 4: Yeah, we got some more calls here. Jay's Sophia. Hello Sophia, Hey,

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Speaker 5: Yes, we do every day?

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Speaker 5: There's some that's like styled minus nostyle. Just got some

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Speaker 4: Are you better in a particular sex?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I was only picked up on really only, and

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Speaker 1: Keep it to bring it up with three thousands weeks together.

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Speaker 1: Put me to the test. Yeah, we are, I could fail. Miserable.

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Speaker 4: You're the best week in the world.

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Speaker 2: You said, win the gold on the m B Nubble one.

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Speaker 3: Guys, if you were a wig and you want to

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Speaker 4: More after this. It's Will and Woody Woods.

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Speaker 3: That's a thing about, buddy. Exciting to know that you

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Speaker 4: It's just the time thing for him. She's like, she

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Speaker 3: If you are in this situation where you love your

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Speaker 3: Let's be honest, you lose you know, you might be

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Speaker 2: Good Cat, how are you going?

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Speaker 5: I'm good? How are you.

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Speaker 2: Really really well? And your partner Tristan's there? Yep.

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Speaker 4: So Tristan you're the big football fan, yes, indeed. Okay,

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Speaker 2: You're a tea.

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Speaker 4: Look, I'm sure she will work with me.

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Speaker 2: She has been. It's been pretty good. But like I

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Speaker 3: Yeah, okay, all right, So Tristan question for you. If

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Speaker 4: If she gets correct? Is it just one question? One question?

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Speaker 3: I'll think about the format. Give you something to think

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Speaker 4: I don't know name one player.

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Speaker 5: I have no clue.

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Speaker 1: I don't like it at all.

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Speaker 2: Okay. If I said out of bounds.

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Speaker 4: Cat, I'm not really sure what does goal mean?

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Speaker 5: It means they got to go like them got a point.

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Speaker 2: All right?

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Speaker 4: Two whiz?

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Speaker 2: Could we'll do all right? Up next, Cat, get studying.

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Speaker 3: If you answer one football question correctly, you get to

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Speaker 2: I think there are.

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Speaker 3: Millions of non footy fans out there who are absolutely

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Speaker 2: Rocking up at your house.

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Speaker 4: Yeah yeah is that too.

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Speaker 2: And you don't get to watch your TV yeah, which

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Speaker 4: Yeah, absolutely, it is, absolutely it is. I mean in

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Speaker 2: All like and you can get the replaying.

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Speaker 4: It's Thursday's games tonight, you can get replays, can Yeah,

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Speaker 3: Well you're lose them for four or five months, let's

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Speaker 1: Thank you.

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Speaker 2: Okay, So the situation is.

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Speaker 3: It's Tristan, You're planning on spending the entire weekend as

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Speaker 2: Cat's furious about this.

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Speaker 3: Cat, I said to you before, and Tristan, you proved

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Speaker 3: this a go. But Tristan's agreed that if you can

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Speaker 2: Kat.

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Speaker 4: Are you there, Cat, Cat?

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Speaker 1: Cat?

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Speaker 2: Kat?

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Speaker 4: Are you there?

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Speaker 2: Yeah?

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Speaker 4: You're right there? Yeah, Okay, that all good. Can I

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Speaker 5: A couple of Netflix movies?

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Speaker 2: What are you thinking? What are you thinking?

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Speaker 1: A couple of girly one?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, nice bit of Emily in Paris or something. Hows

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Speaker 2: that sound?

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Speaker 4: That's what it would Belifer.

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Speaker 2: Ship show isn't the worst. I don't know how they

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Speaker 2: do it. What is it with.

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Speaker 3: Chicks and crappy gothic drama like the other one, the

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Speaker 2: They're all shocking. I don't know worse.

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Speaker 3: Otherwise, you're watching a hard ball get having a pie

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Speaker 2: Oh my god. Okay, the stakes are high. The stakes

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Speaker 2: are high.

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Speaker 4: Lucifer v a weekend of all this.

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Speaker 2: Stakes are high, stakes are very high. Okay, that's cat.

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Speaker 2: Are you ready for your question, your footy question? Okay, Cat,

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Speaker 2: use the word smother in a sporting sentence.

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Speaker 1: Okay, one of the main defenders, one of the one

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Speaker 4: I mean, yeah, but you haven't really got everybody.

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Speaker 2: Scripted, you think? I h, I think she's nailed that.

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Speaker 3: Have we've got a celebration be there or something that

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Speaker 2: Tristan, how you feel, mate? You lost the TV for

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Speaker 4: He actually so, actually, maybe you can answer a question

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Speaker 3: Oh, I'll be able to tell you by monday.

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Speaker 4: That's sure. A Texas woman called Mary McCoy has broken

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Speaker 4: a Guinness World record today because she has had a

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Speaker 4: seventy one year radio career. Wow, extraordinary. Quick question before

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Speaker 4: I get to yodeling. I know I hooked yodeling before

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Speaker 4: I will get to the yodling in this story for them,

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Speaker 4: But would you would you see your life as a

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Speaker 4: success if we hold this job for sevent seventy one years,

450
00:21:20,960 --> 00:21:23,800
Speaker 4: seventy years, and we knock Mary McCoy off her perch?

451
00:21:23,880 --> 00:21:29,520
Speaker 2: Would I? I don't know if I Well, first, we

452
00:21:29,520 --> 00:21:31,200
Speaker 2: don't know if we're going to be alive for that long.

453
00:21:31,840 --> 00:21:34,000
Speaker 4: Speak for yourself. Okay, I will live to one hundred

454
00:21:34,000 --> 00:21:34,359
Speaker 4: and twenty.

455
00:21:34,440 --> 00:21:35,280
Speaker 2: Why do you think.

456
00:21:35,119 --> 00:21:36,080
Speaker 4: That very healthy?

457
00:21:36,119 --> 00:21:37,960
Speaker 2: Why do you want that very healthy? Why do you

458
00:21:38,000 --> 00:21:38,320
Speaker 2: want that?

459
00:21:39,000 --> 00:21:39,960
Speaker 4: I really enjoy life?

460
00:21:40,040 --> 00:21:40,880
Speaker 2: Okay, fair enough.

461
00:21:42,240 --> 00:21:44,240
Speaker 3: Second of all, I do I do tend to think

462
00:21:44,240 --> 00:21:46,000
Speaker 3: that bots will be doing our jobs at.

463
00:21:45,840 --> 00:21:48,720
Speaker 4: Some such but same question. Bots are, and say if

464
00:21:48,760 --> 00:21:51,119
Speaker 4: we're beating the bots, would you see your life as

465
00:21:51,119 --> 00:21:53,399
Speaker 4: a success if you're in radio for seventy one years?

466
00:21:53,520 --> 00:21:55,800
Speaker 2: Sure? I think you're doing anything for seventy one years,

467
00:21:55,800 --> 00:21:56,399
Speaker 2: it's a success.

468
00:21:56,480 --> 00:22:00,320
Speaker 4: Lock him in, Kiss him Miss the big Zills, The

469
00:22:00,400 --> 00:22:00,840
Speaker 4: big deal.

470
00:22:01,080 --> 00:22:04,160
Speaker 2: Anyway, Let's get to the yodling for seventy years.

471
00:22:04,800 --> 00:22:10,080
Speaker 4: Imagine, imagine, anyway, how does this relate to yodling. Well, amazingly,

472
00:22:10,119 --> 00:22:13,680
Speaker 4: she's had this incredibly successful career and she attributes her

473
00:22:13,760 --> 00:22:18,320
Speaker 4: success to yodeling at the age of three.

474
00:22:19,280 --> 00:22:20,439
Speaker 2: I loved the radio.

475
00:22:20,600 --> 00:22:22,960
Speaker 5: I started in this when I was twelve years old.

476
00:22:23,160 --> 00:22:25,160
Speaker 5: At the age of three, I was yodling.

477
00:22:25,680 --> 00:22:27,479
Speaker 4: I knew what I was going to do when I

478
00:22:27,560 --> 00:22:30,640
Speaker 4: got older. She knew what she was going to do

479
00:22:31,320 --> 00:22:34,520
Speaker 4: as soon as she was yodling at the age of three.

480
00:22:35,200 --> 00:22:39,440
Speaker 4: So I want to provide that opportunity for some kids.

481
00:22:39,480 --> 00:22:41,439
Speaker 2: Right now, this feels like a stretch.

482
00:22:41,920 --> 00:22:45,439
Speaker 4: No, not at all. As soon as she yodled, well,

483
00:22:45,880 --> 00:22:48,399
Speaker 4: she knew radio career, and then she's now broken a

484
00:22:48,440 --> 00:22:50,320
Speaker 4: Guinness World Record for long radio career.

485
00:22:50,400 --> 00:22:52,359
Speaker 3: So wasn't it that she like yodled in like a

486
00:22:52,400 --> 00:22:54,240
Speaker 3: meat It was like a competition or something.

487
00:22:54,400 --> 00:22:57,800
Speaker 4: No, separate of lots of people separate. Okay, So if

488
00:22:57,840 --> 00:23:00,360
Speaker 4: you're under ten and you're listening to us right now,

489
00:23:00,840 --> 00:23:03,080
Speaker 4: give us a call on thirteen one oh sixty five,

490
00:23:03,560 --> 00:23:09,200
Speaker 4: because I want to have a yodel off yoda. Back

491
00:23:09,280 --> 00:23:15,160
Speaker 4: to the yodel off. And again the point is if

492
00:23:15,240 --> 00:23:18,240
Speaker 4: you if you you can leave. I was standing with Jazz.

493
00:23:18,800 --> 00:23:21,159
Speaker 4: Jazz is in here pushing the buttons and he's loving this.

494
00:23:22,440 --> 00:23:27,080
Speaker 4: So you call you yodel and then you'll have an epiphany.

495
00:23:27,119 --> 00:23:29,560
Speaker 4: You'll be like, I want to know what host yodel

496
00:23:29,640 --> 00:23:33,600
Speaker 4: clarity one hundred percent? Okay, work for Mary McCoy.

497
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Speaker 3: So so the kids come on, they yodel, and then

498
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Speaker 3: we say, what do you want to do for the

499
00:23:38,600 --> 00:23:39,240
Speaker 3: rest of your life?

500
00:23:39,359 --> 00:23:41,399
Speaker 2: Yes, and that that will be the answer.

501
00:23:41,600 --> 00:23:46,280
Speaker 4: Yes, work for Mary. Don't see why it wouldn't work

502
00:23:46,320 --> 00:23:48,560
Speaker 4: for you. Kids. This is your one opportunity.

503
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Speaker 2: Six five give us? Are kids good? How old do

504
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Speaker 2: you have?

505
00:23:51,440 --> 00:23:54,199
Speaker 4: Under ten? I'm saying, okay, so the under ten just

506
00:23:54,200 --> 00:23:55,560
Speaker 4: come on here and yodel.

507
00:23:56,840 --> 00:23:59,439
Speaker 3: And then you'll know immediately after you finished yodling what

508
00:23:59,440 --> 00:24:00,600
Speaker 3: you want to do with your life.

509
00:24:01,720 --> 00:24:05,240
Speaker 2: She WHI is this could be all old.

510
00:24:06,560 --> 00:24:08,480
Speaker 4: Having a good old fashioned yodel off.

511
00:24:11,560 --> 00:24:12,720
Speaker 1: Gonna be yodle?

512
00:24:14,800 --> 00:24:20,000
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, baby? Why good question? So basically there's this

513
00:24:20,080 --> 00:24:23,080
Speaker 4: seventy excuse me, very old woman. I don't know how

514
00:24:23,119 --> 00:24:25,080
Speaker 4: old she is, but she's had a radio career for

515
00:24:25,119 --> 00:24:26,000
Speaker 4: seventy one years.

516
00:24:26,119 --> 00:24:29,679
Speaker 2: Yeah, she's just older than seventy one obviously. Yeah.

517
00:24:29,720 --> 00:24:32,000
Speaker 4: So she's just broken a world record for the longest

518
00:24:32,040 --> 00:24:34,960
Speaker 4: ever radio career, and she attributes her success to yodeling

519
00:24:35,000 --> 00:24:37,720
Speaker 4: at the age of three. She said, when she yodled

520
00:24:37,720 --> 00:24:40,000
Speaker 4: at three, she just knew what she wanted to do.

521
00:24:40,119 --> 00:24:42,240
Speaker 3: Okay, So the idea here is that they'll have a

522
00:24:42,280 --> 00:24:43,359
Speaker 3: bit of the kids here.

523
00:24:43,520 --> 00:24:46,680
Speaker 2: Yeah, we'll have a bit of post yodel clarity.

524
00:24:47,000 --> 00:24:51,840
Speaker 4: Yeah. I like that. Yeah, Pyc, let's go to Charlotte

525
00:24:51,840 --> 00:24:54,200
Speaker 4: here on thirteen one oh sixty five. Now, I think

526
00:24:54,240 --> 00:24:57,119
Speaker 4: this only works though, if Charlotte you really go for

527
00:24:57,200 --> 00:24:59,639
Speaker 4: your yodel? Can you? Are you gonna yodle hard for me?

528
00:25:00,800 --> 00:25:01,359
Speaker 5: Yeah?

529
00:25:01,440 --> 00:25:03,400
Speaker 4: Okay, Now at the moment, you're probably a bit confused

530
00:25:03,440 --> 00:25:04,840
Speaker 4: as to what you want to do with your life.

531
00:25:06,480 --> 00:25:11,119
Speaker 3: Yeah kind of. Yeah, you already know, she doesn't She

532
00:25:11,160 --> 00:25:12,440
Speaker 3: does already knows.

533
00:25:12,520 --> 00:25:15,600
Speaker 4: Stop putting words in her mouth. Sorry, we're fighting, Charlotte.

534
00:25:16,359 --> 00:25:19,400
Speaker 4: Why don't you It is a bit funny. Why don't

535
00:25:19,440 --> 00:25:27,600
Speaker 4: you crack into your yodel for us? Okay, go again?

536
00:25:31,600 --> 00:25:33,520
Speaker 4: Really nice? Okay, what do you want to be when

537
00:25:33,520 --> 00:25:34,000
Speaker 4: you grow up?

538
00:25:36,320 --> 00:25:38,679
Speaker 3: I reckon I might be a d j.

539
00:25:39,720 --> 00:25:42,959
Speaker 4: Oh No, what's your favorite song, Charlotte.

540
00:25:44,960 --> 00:25:46,680
Speaker 5: I don't know, maybe pumping up?

541
00:25:47,200 --> 00:25:49,320
Speaker 4: Yeah, you gotta pump it up? Love that.

542
00:25:50,240 --> 00:25:54,240
Speaker 2: Jad for joining us, Charlotte. Stuff. Love to hear your voice.

543
00:25:54,320 --> 00:25:56,760
Speaker 4: Sign you Chad if we can.

544
00:25:58,480 --> 00:26:02,400
Speaker 2: Jad's all right, thanks Charlotte, tray to do it great?

545
00:26:02,480 --> 00:26:02,720
Speaker 4: Jad?

546
00:26:02,760 --> 00:26:04,320
Speaker 2: Now, what do you want to be when you get older?

547
00:26:04,880 --> 00:26:08,439
Speaker 2: Because Chad? Now, did you did you already know that

548
00:26:08,480 --> 00:26:09,320
Speaker 2: before you called up?

549
00:26:10,119 --> 00:26:10,359
Speaker 4: Yeah?

550
00:26:10,440 --> 00:26:13,560
Speaker 2: Yeah, cool? Mirror is called on six five? Good mirror

551
00:26:14,080 --> 00:26:14,760
Speaker 2: taking over here?

552
00:26:14,800 --> 00:26:20,679
Speaker 3: How you're there, mirror?

553
00:26:21,520 --> 00:26:23,160
Speaker 4: Yeah, you want to yodle for us?

554
00:26:24,200 --> 00:26:24,480
Speaker 1: Sure?

555
00:26:26,600 --> 00:26:27,120
Speaker 4: Go for it.

556
00:26:28,359 --> 00:26:29,960
Speaker 5: Your delay, your delay, your delay?

557
00:26:30,920 --> 00:26:31,960
Speaker 4: Very good? What do you want to be when you

558
00:26:31,960 --> 00:26:33,760
Speaker 4: grow up? When I grow up?

559
00:26:33,760 --> 00:26:35,040
Speaker 5: I want to be a slight attendant?

560
00:26:35,160 --> 00:26:39,280
Speaker 4: Unbelievable. This is unbelievable. And make sure you lock that

561
00:26:39,320 --> 00:26:42,080
Speaker 4: in mirror, because you will be a very successful flight attendant.

562
00:26:42,119 --> 00:26:43,840
Speaker 2: Can we ask you? Can we ask her the question

563
00:26:43,880 --> 00:26:46,280
Speaker 2: that we thank you very very well?

564
00:26:47,000 --> 00:26:47,520
Speaker 4: What's the question?

565
00:26:47,800 --> 00:26:49,480
Speaker 3: Did she call up knowing that she was going to

566
00:26:49,480 --> 00:26:52,360
Speaker 3: be a fight? This isn't ground in anything.

567
00:26:52,160 --> 00:26:53,359
Speaker 4: Questioning the sign mirror?

568
00:26:53,440 --> 00:26:57,360
Speaker 2: Mirror? Can I ask you something? Yeah? After you finished yodling,

569
00:26:57,400 --> 00:26:57,639
Speaker 2: did you.

570
00:26:57,640 --> 00:27:00,360
Speaker 3: Have like a real sense of clarity and then then

571
00:27:00,440 --> 00:27:02,000
Speaker 3: you knew what you wanted to do.

572
00:27:03,359 --> 00:27:05,639
Speaker 4: Yeah, thank you so much. Hey, Marya, you want to

573
00:27:05,680 --> 00:27:08,800
Speaker 4: tell me, give me give me the safety instructions for

574
00:27:08,800 --> 00:27:09,399
Speaker 4: for our flight.

575
00:27:10,760 --> 00:27:14,600
Speaker 5: So if there's a crash, you go put your head

576
00:27:14,600 --> 00:27:18,040
Speaker 5: down and get into the brace position, brilliantly.

577
00:27:18,080 --> 00:27:22,600
Speaker 3: Want to do it, extraordinary, mirror. You can give yourself

578
00:27:22,640 --> 00:27:25,280
Speaker 3: a one hundred bucks to go and spend at Red Rooster.

579
00:27:25,440 --> 00:27:26,720
Speaker 2: That's all yours, great work.

580
00:27:26,960 --> 00:27:35,720
Speaker 4: Really, yeah, absolutely, let's go to she just fainted? Hi Ela? Hi?

581
00:27:36,280 --> 00:27:41,160
Speaker 4: How are you five years old? You've got no idea

582
00:27:41,160 --> 00:27:41,639
Speaker 4: what you want to do?

583
00:27:41,760 --> 00:27:41,800
Speaker 1: Is?

584
00:27:43,800 --> 00:27:45,800
Speaker 5: I want to be a brow up?

585
00:27:47,760 --> 00:27:48,000
Speaker 1: Didn't?

586
00:27:51,920 --> 00:27:52,600
Speaker 3: Goodness?

587
00:27:52,760 --> 00:27:56,120
Speaker 4: After this, it's the Women Woody Podcast.

588
00:27:56,920 --> 00:27:59,280
Speaker 3: You and I have the Imperfect in here, hu Van Collenberg,

589
00:27:59,359 --> 00:28:00,960
Speaker 3: Josh Ben Kyle, Ryan Shelton.

590
00:28:00,960 --> 00:28:02,360
Speaker 2: They run The Imperfect Podcast.

591
00:28:02,359 --> 00:28:03,920
Speaker 3: One of the great, truly one of the great, if

592
00:28:03,960 --> 00:28:05,840
Speaker 3: not best podcasts in this country.

593
00:28:05,840 --> 00:28:07,720
Speaker 2: It's awesome, really.

594
00:28:07,760 --> 00:28:12,360
Speaker 3: Pioneered a way of talking, I would say amongst men

595
00:28:12,440 --> 00:28:13,080
Speaker 3: in particular.

596
00:28:13,240 --> 00:28:16,640
Speaker 4: Those three boys definitely awesome. Their interviews as well. It's

597
00:28:16,680 --> 00:28:19,920
Speaker 4: just so good to listen to Chrissy Swanchat. Yes recently

598
00:28:20,320 --> 00:28:22,320
Speaker 4: really good Sam Johnson this week came out.

599
00:28:23,400 --> 00:28:25,080
Speaker 2: So look, there's all really good stuff gone this end

600
00:28:25,080 --> 00:28:26,399
Speaker 2: to the podcast. Wherever you get your podcasts.

601
00:28:26,400 --> 00:28:30,000
Speaker 3: We listen on ourheartradio, of course, and we certainly wouldn't

602
00:28:30,000 --> 00:28:32,040
Speaker 3: mention somebody who's on a competitive radio session.

603
00:28:32,359 --> 00:28:35,440
Speaker 4: But anyway, just realize that.

604
00:28:35,960 --> 00:28:37,119
Speaker 2: Anyway, we.

605
00:28:39,600 --> 00:28:42,000
Speaker 3: Had the Boys in the studio yesterday for their segment

606
00:28:42,040 --> 00:28:45,320
Speaker 3: that they do with us. Yes, and it's brilliant, it's wonderful.

607
00:28:45,320 --> 00:28:48,280
Speaker 3: We complement each other. But before we got into the segment,

608
00:28:50,040 --> 00:28:53,200
Speaker 3: I said something which was the type of comment that

609
00:28:54,080 --> 00:28:58,240
Speaker 3: would incite a superstitious person to touch wood.

610
00:28:58,480 --> 00:28:58,680
Speaker 4: Yeah.

611
00:28:59,080 --> 00:29:00,760
Speaker 2: Right, so we all know that bit where you go,

612
00:29:00,840 --> 00:29:02,600
Speaker 2: oh gee whiz, let's.

613
00:29:02,320 --> 00:29:04,760
Speaker 3: Hope that's not going to happen. In order to ensure

614
00:29:04,800 --> 00:29:06,840
Speaker 3: that doesn't happen, or that you haven't put the moles

615
00:29:06,840 --> 00:29:09,040
Speaker 3: on that thing, I'm going to go and touch some wood.

616
00:29:09,160 --> 00:29:12,480
Speaker 4: I think he made a joke that Hugh was dead. Yeah,

617
00:29:13,760 --> 00:29:16,720
Speaker 4: how he got there quite a more bid joke.

618
00:29:17,800 --> 00:29:22,320
Speaker 3: I can be quite dark anyway, So that's what I made.

619
00:29:22,440 --> 00:29:24,200
Speaker 3: And then Ryan said and then we were all like,

620
00:29:24,280 --> 00:29:26,440
Speaker 3: oh god, God, let's like that doesn't happen.

621
00:29:26,840 --> 00:29:29,280
Speaker 2: And Ryan said, I touch wood.

622
00:29:29,520 --> 00:29:30,960
Speaker 3: And then he went to go and spin around and

623
00:29:31,000 --> 00:29:33,560
Speaker 3: touch wood, and then he goes, no, it's okay because

624
00:29:33,600 --> 00:29:34,280
Speaker 3: I've got this.

625
00:29:35,640 --> 00:29:42,120
Speaker 4: He's alive. And if you carry with you everywhere so

626
00:29:42,160 --> 00:29:44,840
Speaker 4: you can always touch wood, do you actually he has

627
00:29:44,880 --> 00:29:47,000
Speaker 4: actually pulled out a small wooden egg. Is that an

628
00:29:47,000 --> 00:29:49,080
Speaker 4: easter thing? No, it's just always in my pocket.

629
00:29:49,920 --> 00:29:52,520
Speaker 6: Absolutely, So if you go for a jog, you'll have

630
00:29:52,600 --> 00:29:55,400
Speaker 6: your wooden with you if I go for a job,

631
00:29:59,520 --> 00:30:00,320
Speaker 6: so annoy.

632
00:30:00,720 --> 00:30:06,680
Speaker 3: Yes, frustrating every everywhere he goes have a small wooden egg.

633
00:30:06,760 --> 00:30:08,680
Speaker 4: Like what if he's wearing tights? There were so many

634
00:30:08,720 --> 00:30:10,120
Speaker 4: questions there, right, what.

635
00:30:10,080 --> 00:30:10,440
Speaker 1: Do you mean?

636
00:30:10,440 --> 00:30:14,160
Speaker 2: What if he's wearing tights, where do you put.

637
00:30:21,080 --> 00:30:24,880
Speaker 4: But seriously, where do you put it? And like you

638
00:30:24,960 --> 00:30:25,320
Speaker 4: put it in?

639
00:30:25,720 --> 00:30:27,840
Speaker 3: Don't tights come with that phone pocket that all the

640
00:30:27,920 --> 00:30:29,680
Speaker 3: chicks have got on their tights these days.

641
00:30:29,680 --> 00:30:30,200
Speaker 4: All of them?

642
00:30:30,360 --> 00:30:30,600
Speaker 3: Right?

643
00:30:30,760 --> 00:30:32,960
Speaker 4: No, I just think there's other there's other shorts or

644
00:30:32,960 --> 00:30:35,160
Speaker 4: other things you can wear which don't have pockets. Or

645
00:30:35,200 --> 00:30:37,040
Speaker 4: what if he loses it swimming because he said he

646
00:30:37,080 --> 00:30:38,880
Speaker 4: has one swimming, he's got one.

647
00:30:39,000 --> 00:30:41,840
Speaker 3: He's got one, and guys, it's like it's like one

648
00:30:41,840 --> 00:30:46,680
Speaker 3: of those really small Cadbury eggs. That you have that

649
00:30:46,720 --> 00:30:50,480
Speaker 3: you get at east and it was beautiful. I actually

650
00:30:50,560 --> 00:30:53,600
Speaker 3: thought it was quite genius, to be honest. Well, yeah,

651
00:30:53,600 --> 00:30:56,000
Speaker 3: because like because he obviously.

652
00:30:55,640 --> 00:30:57,200
Speaker 2: Has the compulsion to touch water.

653
00:30:57,280 --> 00:31:00,520
Speaker 3: Yes, sure, right, And you know, as we spoke about,

654
00:31:00,720 --> 00:31:03,560
Speaker 3: totally fine if you're in the in the outdoors, but

655
00:31:03,800 --> 00:31:05,840
Speaker 3: like if you're in media or something and you're inside,

656
00:31:05,840 --> 00:31:07,360
Speaker 3: you're in the studios and stuff all the day, you're

657
00:31:07,360 --> 00:31:09,520
Speaker 3: not guaranteed to have wooden And he obviously cares so

658
00:31:09,640 --> 00:31:12,080
Speaker 3: much about it, it's going to put him at ease.

659
00:31:12,120 --> 00:31:13,720
Speaker 2: He went and got a wooden egg. I thought it

660
00:31:13,760 --> 00:31:15,960
Speaker 2: was quite clever. Clever, But why got an egg? I

661
00:31:15,960 --> 00:31:17,240
Speaker 2: would have got something cooler than that.

662
00:31:17,160 --> 00:31:20,120
Speaker 4: But eggs pretty like it was small, smooth.

663
00:31:20,520 --> 00:31:23,600
Speaker 3: Would have like a wooden eagle in your pocket, my

664
00:31:23,640 --> 00:31:25,400
Speaker 3: wooden eagle and poke into your leg.

665
00:31:26,120 --> 00:31:27,320
Speaker 4: Yeah, it'd be very sharp.

666
00:31:27,840 --> 00:31:29,720
Speaker 2: I don't know, I just think it's anyway. What would

667
00:31:29,760 --> 00:31:30,440
Speaker 2: you have had?

668
00:31:30,800 --> 00:31:33,440
Speaker 4: I think eggs pretty good? Yeah, or like a I

669
00:31:33,440 --> 00:31:37,720
Speaker 4: don't know, like a maybe a little rectangular square or

670
00:31:37,840 --> 00:31:40,560
Speaker 4: just a square actually, like a dice. A dice.

671
00:31:41,160 --> 00:31:44,560
Speaker 3: Dice will make it practical, like it can be a

672
00:31:44,560 --> 00:31:47,040
Speaker 3: whistle as well, like a wooden whistle, got a whistle

673
00:31:47,120 --> 00:31:47,480
Speaker 3: and a bit of.

674
00:31:50,680 --> 00:31:53,520
Speaker 2: Anyway, he's got an egg and I think he's dealt

675
00:31:53,520 --> 00:31:55,480
Speaker 2: with his superosition really really well.

676
00:31:55,640 --> 00:31:57,880
Speaker 3: But for a lot of other people, they've got really

677
00:31:58,280 --> 00:32:00,840
Speaker 3: really annoying superstitions.

678
00:32:01,040 --> 00:32:06,640
Speaker 4: Annoying superstitions. Do you carry women.

679
00:32:06,600 --> 00:32:10,440
Speaker 2: At so Woods?

680
00:32:10,520 --> 00:32:13,240
Speaker 3: Yes, I would solicit for phones here, and we planned

681
00:32:13,240 --> 00:32:15,080
Speaker 3: on doing that and maybe we'll do it tomorrow, but

682
00:32:15,160 --> 00:32:16,240
Speaker 3: our phone lines have shattered.

683
00:32:16,320 --> 00:32:16,560
Speaker 2: Chicken.

684
00:32:17,280 --> 00:32:21,560
Speaker 4: You can just call Will's mobile maybe, and the can friends.

685
00:32:21,240 --> 00:32:22,680
Speaker 3: That have got my mobile, you can give me a

686
00:32:22,680 --> 00:32:24,360
Speaker 3: buzz if you've got a story.

687
00:32:24,880 --> 00:32:27,320
Speaker 4: But I can call reception here and then they can pass.

688
00:32:27,880 --> 00:32:30,400
Speaker 3: It's great news, is And I said before, and I

689
00:32:30,440 --> 00:32:31,680
Speaker 3: know you're trying to deflect here.

690
00:32:33,160 --> 00:32:33,880
Speaker 2: You have.

691
00:32:35,400 --> 00:32:40,960
Speaker 3: A myriad of superstitions, and like, yeah, yeah, I think

692
00:32:41,000 --> 00:32:41,560
Speaker 3: we're gonna happen.

693
00:32:41,560 --> 00:32:43,959
Speaker 4: It's just a few things I have to do in

694
00:32:44,040 --> 00:32:46,320
Speaker 4: order for the day to be okay. Yeah, yeah, just

695
00:32:46,360 --> 00:32:47,040
Speaker 4: a couple of things.

696
00:32:47,120 --> 00:32:47,520
Speaker 2: How many?

697
00:32:47,560 --> 00:32:49,600
Speaker 3: Because I got you to start writing them down and

698
00:32:49,640 --> 00:32:51,320
Speaker 3: it looks like the dead Sea scroll over there.

699
00:32:52,160 --> 00:32:53,040
Speaker 2: You have trust.

700
00:32:53,240 --> 00:32:57,160
Speaker 4: What's interesting is because I don't really I stopped realizing

701
00:32:57,200 --> 00:33:00,240
Speaker 4: I was doing these things. But living with Mims che

702
00:33:00,640 --> 00:33:01,920
Speaker 4: knowledged all these things that I do.

703
00:33:02,120 --> 00:33:06,160
Speaker 3: Wow, yeah, okay, let's hear them up next. We're talking

704
00:33:06,160 --> 00:33:09,400
Speaker 3: about superstitions. Well, look mate, we'd go to calls, but.

705
00:33:10,840 --> 00:33:11,360
Speaker 4: You just got me.

706
00:33:11,440 --> 00:33:13,760
Speaker 2: My annoying superstition is that these phone lines keep breaking

707
00:33:13,760 --> 00:33:15,360
Speaker 2: every time we do a radio show at the moment.

708
00:33:15,360 --> 00:33:18,000
Speaker 2: That's my superstition, not touch wood for that.

709
00:33:18,120 --> 00:33:20,160
Speaker 4: Maybe I didn't do one of these things today, and

710
00:33:20,200 --> 00:33:23,640
Speaker 4: that's my phones have broken. That starts playing in.

711
00:33:23,560 --> 00:33:26,760
Speaker 3: My head phone lines all week, mate, All right, right

712
00:33:26,800 --> 00:33:33,720
Speaker 3: on next annoying superstitions. Woods goes through.

713
00:33:33,920 --> 00:33:37,080
Speaker 2: Oh geez, there are a lot you have to do

714
00:33:37,120 --> 00:33:37,880
Speaker 2: these things, don't you.

715
00:33:38,000 --> 00:33:39,600
Speaker 4: I don't have to, but I have a bad day

716
00:33:39,640 --> 00:33:40,040
Speaker 4: if I don't.

717
00:33:40,200 --> 00:33:42,440
Speaker 2: Really, you firmly believe that, yes.

718
00:33:43,920 --> 00:33:44,280
Speaker 1: We are.

719
00:33:44,280 --> 00:33:45,600
Speaker 2: They not because do you have to go out of

720
00:33:45,600 --> 00:33:46,480
Speaker 2: your way for some of them?

721
00:33:46,720 --> 00:33:50,760
Speaker 4: Uh nah, They're all part of my day. They're all

722
00:33:50,880 --> 00:33:51,400
Speaker 4: very normal.

723
00:33:52,480 --> 00:33:54,520
Speaker 3: How he had Ryan Shelton in the studio yesterday. We

724
00:33:54,520 --> 00:33:58,680
Speaker 3: found out that he carries a tiny wooden egg with

725
00:33:58,760 --> 00:33:59,480
Speaker 3: him everywhere.

726
00:33:59,560 --> 00:34:01,320
Speaker 2: Have we got that audio jet? Listen?

727
00:34:02,400 --> 00:34:08,040
Speaker 4: He's alive and touch all the woman If you carry

728
00:34:08,080 --> 00:34:09,680
Speaker 4: with you everywhere so you can always.

729
00:34:09,440 --> 00:34:12,399
Speaker 6: Touch wood, do you Actually he has actually pulled out

730
00:34:12,400 --> 00:34:13,399
Speaker 6: a small wooden egg.

731
00:34:13,480 --> 00:34:15,440
Speaker 4: Is that an Easter thing? No, it's just always in

732
00:34:15,480 --> 00:34:18,600
Speaker 4: my pocket. Absolutely. So if you go for a jog,

733
00:34:18,920 --> 00:34:20,719
Speaker 4: you'll have your wooden with you.

734
00:34:21,080 --> 00:34:27,360
Speaker 2: If I go for a job, that was your first concern.

735
00:34:27,600 --> 00:34:29,160
Speaker 2: What are you gonna do when you go for a run?

736
00:34:29,360 --> 00:34:31,680
Speaker 4: I can't believe he's laughing in me though, Like, no, mate,

737
00:34:31,719 --> 00:34:33,960
Speaker 4: we're laughing at you. You carry a wooden egg everywhere.

738
00:34:34,000 --> 00:34:35,759
Speaker 4: Don't lave at me for asking any jogging question.

739
00:34:36,000 --> 00:34:39,279
Speaker 2: All right, but we are talking about annoying superstitions.

740
00:34:39,400 --> 00:34:46,040
Speaker 4: Annoying superstitions. Do you carry women eggs pockets?

741
00:34:47,400 --> 00:34:51,279
Speaker 2: Now? Again? I would love to hear from you guys.

742
00:34:51,320 --> 00:34:54,000
Speaker 3: If you have got an annoying superstition, hit us up Instagram, Facebook,

743
00:34:54,000 --> 00:34:56,200
Speaker 3: Will and Woodie you can give us a call. But

744
00:34:56,239 --> 00:34:57,920
Speaker 3: I didn't touch wood that the phone lines would work

745
00:34:57,960 --> 00:34:58,400
Speaker 3: this morning.

746
00:34:58,480 --> 00:35:02,560
Speaker 4: So needed Ryan's egg. Needed Ryan.

747
00:35:04,400 --> 00:35:06,360
Speaker 3: And we're going to do this anyway, because it's just

748
00:35:06,480 --> 00:35:08,279
Speaker 3: unfortunate that you've got to carry the bit now.

749
00:35:08,320 --> 00:35:12,759
Speaker 2: But you have and pardon the French, a shitload of

750
00:35:12,760 --> 00:35:18,560
Speaker 2: circumscisions like you. You're in areas. Yeah, shall we begin, sure?

751
00:35:18,719 --> 00:35:20,440
Speaker 4: So, yeah, there's certain things I need to do every

752
00:35:20,520 --> 00:35:23,160
Speaker 4: day that I'm superstitious about it because if I don't

753
00:35:23,160 --> 00:35:25,680
Speaker 4: do those things, I just I believe I will have

754
00:35:25,680 --> 00:35:26,239
Speaker 4: a bad day.

755
00:35:26,320 --> 00:35:27,960
Speaker 2: At what point do we call this OCD?

756
00:35:28,960 --> 00:35:30,360
Speaker 4: No, I don't. It's not OCD.

757
00:35:30,480 --> 00:35:32,399
Speaker 2: It hasn't been. It hasn't been.

758
00:35:32,800 --> 00:35:36,120
Speaker 4: No, it doesn't like for example, we were recently on

759
00:35:36,160 --> 00:35:39,680
Speaker 4: the road. We were supporting Rudiu doing her comedy debut.

760
00:35:39,800 --> 00:35:41,080
Speaker 4: You haven't seen that, by the way, and just go

761
00:35:41,120 --> 00:35:42,880
Speaker 4: to our socials Will and Woody you get the podcast.

762
00:35:42,920 --> 00:35:44,880
Speaker 4: She's the funniest woman of life. But so when we

763
00:35:44,920 --> 00:35:48,960
Speaker 4: were on the road, obviously I couldn't do a lot

764
00:35:48,960 --> 00:35:51,799
Speaker 4: of these things. And it's it's okay because I'm on

765
00:35:51,840 --> 00:35:53,680
Speaker 4: the road. I don't know I'm able to justify in

766
00:35:53,719 --> 00:35:55,719
Speaker 4: my head, like, oh, no, you're on a trip, so

767
00:35:55,760 --> 00:35:56,719
Speaker 4: you don't have to do.

768
00:35:56,640 --> 00:35:59,120
Speaker 2: This, right, So I think it's just when you're in

769
00:35:59,160 --> 00:35:59,719
Speaker 2: your house, yea.

770
00:36:00,200 --> 00:36:02,200
Speaker 4: If I'm at home, I have to do this certain things,

771
00:36:02,239 --> 00:36:06,160
Speaker 4: so I'll crack in. And again before I say this,

772
00:36:06,400 --> 00:36:09,600
Speaker 4: I realized I did a lot of these things when

773
00:36:09,600 --> 00:36:11,920
Speaker 4: I was alone. But now that I'm living with my

774
00:36:12,120 --> 00:36:15,440
Speaker 4: now fiance Mim, She's picked up on these things. She's

775
00:36:15,480 --> 00:36:17,240
Speaker 4: let me know about them. So once I knew about

776
00:36:17,440 --> 00:36:19,120
Speaker 4: when I wake up, I have to go outside and

777
00:36:19,160 --> 00:36:22,239
Speaker 4: take three breaths, like exactly three breaths, and I have

778
00:36:22,280 --> 00:36:24,640
Speaker 4: to do that every day, big deep breaths, and then

779
00:36:24,680 --> 00:36:26,160
Speaker 4: I can sort of start my day. So I knew

780
00:36:26,200 --> 00:36:28,839
Speaker 4: I did that, but okay, well I hope so it's

781
00:36:29,760 --> 00:36:30,759
Speaker 4: but it became a thing where I had to do

782
00:36:30,840 --> 00:36:31,600
Speaker 4: it every single morning.

783
00:36:32,239 --> 00:36:34,600
Speaker 2: And you know when that started, I think I.

784
00:36:34,600 --> 00:36:36,959
Speaker 4: Did it once and I had a good day. That's

785
00:36:37,040 --> 00:36:39,600
Speaker 4: usually the way it starts. It's like I had a

786
00:36:39,600 --> 00:36:41,799
Speaker 4: good day because I took three breaths outside and I

787
00:36:41,800 --> 00:36:42,799
Speaker 4: did it the next day, and then it was like

788
00:36:42,800 --> 00:36:43,759
Speaker 4: I have to do that every day.

789
00:36:43,840 --> 00:36:44,439
Speaker 2: Oh my god.

790
00:36:44,440 --> 00:36:45,600
Speaker 4: That's actually a pretty easy one though.

791
00:36:45,680 --> 00:36:46,920
Speaker 2: Yeah, I can get that one done.

792
00:36:47,080 --> 00:36:50,480
Speaker 4: So when I put my bun in my hair for

793
00:36:50,520 --> 00:36:53,040
Speaker 4: the first time of the day, I do it three times.

794
00:36:53,200 --> 00:36:57,279
Speaker 4: Shut up. So that's just like a yeah, that's just

795
00:36:57,320 --> 00:36:59,319
Speaker 4: that's just things three time, and it doesn't matter. It's

796
00:36:59,320 --> 00:37:01,719
Speaker 4: because it's though it's always like no, I didn't get it, No,

797
00:37:01,760 --> 00:37:03,759
Speaker 4: it didn't get it. Yeah, got it, But it's always.

798
00:37:03,520 --> 00:37:05,880
Speaker 2: Three right, Okay, So now did you know that you

799
00:37:05,920 --> 00:37:06,440
Speaker 2: did that one in.

800
00:37:06,360 --> 00:37:09,400
Speaker 4: The Nim noticed that one. Yeah right, She's like, you know,

801
00:37:09,440 --> 00:37:11,400
Speaker 4: your bun was perfect the first two times, and I

802
00:37:11,400 --> 00:37:12,719
Speaker 4: was like, what are you talking about? And she was like,

803
00:37:12,719 --> 00:37:13,799
Speaker 4: you do it three times every time.

804
00:37:13,880 --> 00:37:14,240
Speaker 1: Wow.

805
00:37:14,440 --> 00:37:16,480
Speaker 4: When I go and get coffee in the morning, yeah,

806
00:37:16,600 --> 00:37:17,560
Speaker 4: so I've got to keep cup.

807
00:37:17,680 --> 00:37:17,919
Speaker 3: Yeah.

808
00:37:18,040 --> 00:37:20,799
Speaker 4: I always take three SIPs of the coffee before I

809
00:37:20,800 --> 00:37:24,520
Speaker 4: put the lid on. Wow, coffee comes out right, what

810
00:37:24,680 --> 00:37:25,040
Speaker 4: is you on?

811
00:37:25,080 --> 00:37:25,439
Speaker 2: The number?

812
00:37:25,440 --> 00:37:26,280
Speaker 4: Three? Three SIPs?

813
00:37:26,280 --> 00:37:28,840
Speaker 2: And then I put three breaths, three buns, three SIPs.

814
00:37:29,360 --> 00:37:30,760
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, three is weird.

815
00:37:31,520 --> 00:37:37,800
Speaker 3: Carrots Yeah, told you carrots please, because a lot of

816
00:37:37,840 --> 00:37:39,840
Speaker 3: people think that he gets a fake ten, but he

817
00:37:39,920 --> 00:37:42,280
Speaker 3: insists because he eats too many carrots.

818
00:37:42,360 --> 00:37:45,239
Speaker 4: It's called carrotinemia. It's a real condition. Yeah, look it

819
00:37:45,320 --> 00:37:49,480
Speaker 4: up and it gives me an orange hue. Anyway, I

820
00:37:49,560 --> 00:37:56,640
Speaker 4: realized the biggest I only realized I did this after

821
00:37:56,680 --> 00:37:59,520
Speaker 4: a fine him and I. So Nim chopped my carrots

822
00:37:59,560 --> 00:38:05,080
Speaker 4: for me one morning, and I, like really unnecessarily got

823
00:38:05,120 --> 00:38:07,640
Speaker 4: a bit angry because she was trying. She was like,

824
00:38:07,680 --> 00:38:09,320
Speaker 4: you were running late. I've just chopped your carrots for it,

825
00:38:09,360 --> 00:38:11,319
Speaker 4: and I was like, you did it completely wrong. And

826
00:38:11,360 --> 00:38:13,320
Speaker 4: then as I'm doing it, I was like, I realized

827
00:38:13,360 --> 00:38:15,279
Speaker 4: how ridiculous this is, and I had to go and

828
00:38:15,320 --> 00:38:16,920
Speaker 4: trop my own carrots like it was.

829
00:38:16,880 --> 00:38:18,080
Speaker 2: Like shut up, you shut up.

830
00:38:18,640 --> 00:38:21,560
Speaker 3: It was a full tup, aware of carrots. Good to go,

831
00:38:22,280 --> 00:38:26,040
Speaker 3: and you were like, you can keep your carrots?

832
00:38:27,160 --> 00:38:27,319
Speaker 5: Is it?

833
00:38:27,360 --> 00:38:31,640
Speaker 4: Three carrots? Three carrots? And I chopped the top in

834
00:38:31,719 --> 00:38:33,759
Speaker 4: what I chopped the top of all of them in

835
00:38:33,760 --> 00:38:36,000
Speaker 4: one motion, and then I tropped them all in half

836
00:38:36,040 --> 00:38:39,040
Speaker 4: in one motion, and then I individually slice the rest

837
00:38:39,200 --> 00:38:41,279
Speaker 4: and then they go my type of war and I

838
00:38:41,320 --> 00:38:45,000
Speaker 4: have to do that. And then there's one more, which

839
00:38:45,000 --> 00:38:46,680
Speaker 4: is which is really annoying, back on that three thing.

840
00:38:46,719 --> 00:38:48,320
Speaker 4: So when I put deodorant on in the morning.

841
00:38:48,160 --> 00:38:49,919
Speaker 2: What do you mean back on the three thing? Mate?

842
00:38:49,920 --> 00:38:51,080
Speaker 2: It's all been threat.

843
00:38:50,880 --> 00:38:55,600
Speaker 4: It's all been thread to be weird. So deodorant I go.

844
00:38:56,120 --> 00:38:59,839
Speaker 4: When I use roll on, I go left arm pit, yep,

845
00:39:00,520 --> 00:39:03,000
Speaker 4: right arm pit, Yeah, and then I have to go

846
00:39:03,040 --> 00:39:05,040
Speaker 4: again on the left. Yeah.

847
00:39:05,840 --> 00:39:06,399
Speaker 2: It's not that.

848
00:39:06,560 --> 00:39:11,120
Speaker 4: So one of my arm pits always gets over deodorized.

849
00:39:10,640 --> 00:39:12,360
Speaker 2: Because it has to be. Three has to because you

850
00:39:12,360 --> 00:39:14,000
Speaker 2: couldn't do four. You couldn't double down.

851
00:39:14,000 --> 00:39:17,000
Speaker 4: It would feel weird. Wow, it would feel weird.

852
00:39:17,520 --> 00:39:20,839
Speaker 3: Wow, Yeah, that's really astonishing I had.

853
00:39:20,960 --> 00:39:22,239
Speaker 2: I had no idea. I've known you for a really

854
00:39:22,280 --> 00:39:23,720
Speaker 2: long time. I didn't know any of those.

855
00:39:24,560 --> 00:39:26,879
Speaker 4: Yeah, I might, and I might at times, like if

856
00:39:26,920 --> 00:39:29,200
Speaker 4: you were in the room, say if we were bunking together.

857
00:39:29,080 --> 00:39:31,759
Speaker 2: Yeah, I would have done before both we have, Yeah

858
00:39:32,080 --> 00:39:32,399
Speaker 2: I would.

859
00:39:32,440 --> 00:39:35,120
Speaker 4: I would try really hard to like for you not.

860
00:39:35,080 --> 00:39:37,560
Speaker 3: To say that, yeah of course, yeah, yeah, because you

861
00:39:37,600 --> 00:39:39,759
Speaker 3: get Yeah, I get insecure about it.

862
00:39:39,760 --> 00:39:41,640
Speaker 2: It's big for you to mention it today, right.

863
00:39:41,520 --> 00:39:44,520
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, it is a bit. It's pretty it's hard

864
00:39:44,560 --> 00:39:46,560
Speaker 4: for him. It's actually hard for me. Of course, Mim

865
00:39:46,680 --> 00:39:49,160
Speaker 4: tries to like she's like, I know, you need to

866
00:39:49,160 --> 00:39:51,879
Speaker 4: do your things. And then the hardest bit for her

867
00:39:51,960 --> 00:39:53,279
Speaker 4: is when she does something for me.

868
00:39:54,320 --> 00:39:55,840
Speaker 3: Yeah, because she's trying to help, and then you go

869
00:39:55,960 --> 00:39:58,319
Speaker 3: and then I go chops your carrots for you.

870
00:39:58,320 --> 00:40:00,680
Speaker 4: You can't And then because I get I can get angry.

871
00:40:00,920 --> 00:40:02,520
Speaker 2: Yeah, because it's ruined the routine.

872
00:40:02,680 --> 00:40:04,160
Speaker 4: I can. I can the sort of fly off the

873
00:40:04,200 --> 00:40:07,160
Speaker 4: handle really, like something like sometimes you'll put the lid

874
00:40:07,239 --> 00:40:09,120
Speaker 4: on my coffee for me, yeah, and I'll be like

875
00:40:09,160 --> 00:40:13,680
Speaker 4: you bluddy, get you get that lid off my threeps?

876
00:40:16,760 --> 00:40:19,239
Speaker 2: Does it apply? Does the three? Sorry? I know we're

877
00:40:19,320 --> 00:40:21,239
Speaker 2: running lady here, but I'm very interested here. Does the

878
00:40:21,320 --> 00:40:24,080
Speaker 2: three thing apply? Like to everything?

879
00:40:24,120 --> 00:40:25,759
Speaker 3: Like if you're in the middle of something, if you

880
00:40:25,840 --> 00:40:27,959
Speaker 3: do something once and you do it twice, do you have.

881
00:40:27,920 --> 00:40:28,719
Speaker 2: To do it a third time?

882
00:40:29,480 --> 00:40:32,400
Speaker 4: Okay? Nah, it's just it's just those certain things in

883
00:40:32,440 --> 00:40:35,080
Speaker 4: them all. And I don't know why three. I probably

884
00:40:35,080 --> 00:40:37,000
Speaker 4: just picked up on three because it was like three

885
00:40:37,000 --> 00:40:39,080
Speaker 4: breaths was working. So three this is working now, and

886
00:40:39,080 --> 00:40:41,840
Speaker 4: three that's working now, and it's like wow. And often

887
00:40:41,840 --> 00:40:43,839
Speaker 4: it all happens. I do it once and then something

888
00:40:43,880 --> 00:40:48,080
Speaker 4: good happens, and that's right, that's that I think. That's what,

889
00:40:49,040 --> 00:40:52,359
Speaker 4: yeah happens. That's amazing, that's what happens. I also don't

890
00:40:52,360 --> 00:40:55,160
Speaker 4: mind a threesome. No, that's a joke, obviously, that's a joke.

891
00:40:55,440 --> 00:40:56,879
Speaker 4: That was a joke. I was just trying to lighten

892
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Speaker 4: the mood. I was just trying to light them a

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Speaker 4: little bit. At the end, I died, I died until.

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Speaker 2: I died in obligatory treason. I have to have every more.

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Speaker 2: And you know what, you know what this is, Sarah,

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Speaker 2: h has happened