WEBVTT - Where is Greta Thunberg? 0:00:02.840 --> 0:00:07.200 Imagine, if you will, that you are in a place 0:00:07.280 --> 0:00:08.879 of great beauty. 0:00:11.800 --> 0:00:16.880 Some teenage boys walk past you, they yell out, hey, 0:00:17.680 --> 0:00:18.599 bitch tits. 0:00:20.280 --> 0:00:23.400 The world you see is a place of paradox of 0:00:23.520 --> 0:00:26.840 beauty and cruelty. It will cut you off at the 0:00:26.920 --> 0:00:32.160 knees then gift you a pair of easies. And that, 0:00:32.240 --> 0:00:37.360 my friends, is why you always always. 0:00:37.560 --> 0:00:39.040 Need a buck up. 0:00:48.760 --> 0:00:50.760 I was coming up the stairs. 0:00:50.760 --> 0:00:54.120 It didn't but I appreciate. 0:00:53.600 --> 0:00:55.120 The effort to move forward. 0:00:55.840 --> 0:00:56.840 It was cool. 0:00:57.000 --> 0:00:58.840 Well, what did it look like someone coming up? 0:01:00.000 --> 0:01:02.360 Do you remember when Michael Jackson used to jump up 0:01:02.400 --> 0:01:03.920 from the stage. 0:01:04.120 --> 0:01:04.959 It was like if that. 0:01:05.200 --> 0:01:09.640 Went wrong and there was something wrong with the hydraulics. 0:01:09.800 --> 0:01:12.119 But I think it looked cool. It was just something 0:01:12.720 --> 0:01:15.400 Brook appeared from under the desk. 0:01:16.040 --> 0:01:17.880 Oh my, my goodness. 0:01:18.360 --> 0:01:21.160 Cannot wait to be bucked by U k oh. 0:01:21.280 --> 0:01:24.319 I am going to give you a deep bucking, and 0:01:24.520 --> 0:01:30.759 not just so bucked that all our listeners are going 0:01:30.920 --> 0:01:38.479 to be so satisfyingly and deeply bucked. Even Sasha French, 0:01:38.800 --> 0:01:43.800 greatest producer in the world, she is going to be bucked, 0:01:45.200 --> 0:01:46.640 be bucked before. 0:01:46.319 --> 0:01:48.600 Her golfer tiles. She's been bucked a lot. 0:01:49.280 --> 0:01:52.240 I mean she has a great life, so she's constantly 0:01:52.320 --> 0:01:52.840 bucked out. 0:01:52.800 --> 0:01:55.680 Lots of bucking. It's good to buck buck a lot 0:01:55.680 --> 0:01:58.280 when you're young, get all the bucking out of your system. 0:01:58.440 --> 0:02:00.800 I don't I don't know that. That's do you get 0:02:00.800 --> 0:02:01.720 it out of your system? 0:02:01.840 --> 0:02:02.480 I don't think so. 0:02:02.640 --> 0:02:03.640 Have I introduced you? 0:02:04.920 --> 0:02:05.920 I don't know. Have you? 0:02:06.000 --> 0:02:11.760 People been like, who's this raving? These people don't be disrespectful. 0:02:12.320 --> 0:02:16.560 This is one of Australia's greatest comedian. 0:02:16.680 --> 0:02:17.800 Oh wow, okay. 0:02:18.080 --> 0:02:21.800 The artist formerly known as Nate Valvo, now known as 0:02:22.040 --> 0:02:24.000 Nate Valva. 0:02:23.800 --> 0:02:27.959 An intro and this is the buck up I want 0:02:27.960 --> 0:02:31.720 to buck because get this lowell. I get depression every autumn. 0:02:34.560 --> 0:02:35.400 You get seasonal. 0:02:37.360 --> 0:02:39.640 I get sad. It is so funny. 0:02:39.680 --> 0:02:40.920 It's too early to get it. 0:02:41.040 --> 0:02:44.720 No, I got it. It's so cla It comes like 0:02:44.880 --> 0:02:49.240 clockwork on the final when Daylight Savings swaps on that Sunday, 0:02:49.320 --> 0:02:50.959 last Sunday or the Sunday when was it a week 0:02:51.000 --> 0:02:54.480 or two week ago? Yes, like bang that day. I'm 0:02:54.520 --> 0:02:59.240 like melancholy. Really every year, do you know what? 0:02:59.840 --> 0:03:02.600 I remember this happening when we were living in Italy 0:03:02.760 --> 0:03:05.800 Because the seasons are so defined there I'm not just 0:03:06.760 --> 0:03:08.560 casually mentioning that I lived in Italy. 0:03:08.800 --> 0:03:11.360 We should get a little jar wouldn't be able to 0:03:11.360 --> 0:03:12.800 afford to go to Italy. 0:03:14.320 --> 0:03:18.040 Anyway. The seasons are so properly defined. 0:03:19.120 --> 0:03:20.600 And one day I. 0:03:20.560 --> 0:03:23.000 Said, and because my daughter at the time was going, 0:03:23.040 --> 0:03:25.320 you know, and the kids were all, you know, we're 0:03:25.320 --> 0:03:29.119 not game to skull wh're fighting for the climat good 0:03:29.160 --> 0:03:31.560 on them. They're stopping at Sephora on the way and 0:03:32.680 --> 0:03:36.160 at some you know, disposable fashion stored by ship made 0:03:36.160 --> 0:03:39.400 out of nylon. But yeah, fighting for the climate anyway. 0:03:39.120 --> 0:03:39.680 Bring it on. 0:03:40.280 --> 0:03:43.880 I said to my daughter one day. Oh, because literally 0:03:43.920 --> 0:03:47.760 when autumn comes or spring comes or winter comes, it's 0:03:47.920 --> 0:03:51.160 like that you go from the heat of Italian weather. 0:03:51.800 --> 0:03:55.960 And I said, gee, the seasons work amazingly. Someone better 0:03:56.000 --> 0:03:57.240 call Greter Thornburg. 0:03:59.400 --> 0:04:02.400 Cook her up, please when she says, Greta, we're cooking 0:04:03.440 --> 0:04:05.040 when we're going with Gretta. 0:04:05.040 --> 0:04:09.160 And we're off even though the irony is said Gretta 0:04:09.280 --> 0:04:11.640 and takes the guess off us. 0:04:11.800 --> 0:04:16.880 It's one of my favorite things in the world. My 0:04:17.000 --> 0:04:21.720 actual season depression has just gone. All I need to 0:04:21.760 --> 0:04:26.760 do is mentioned Greta to Kate like a dog with 0:04:26.839 --> 0:04:27.359 a bone. 0:04:27.680 --> 0:04:31.680 Doesn't delight everybody else, it's very obviously delights everybody. 0:04:33.080 --> 0:04:35.359 You need, you need some more. We need Gretta in 0:04:35.360 --> 0:04:35.800 the world. 0:04:36.000 --> 0:04:37.520 She do you know what? 0:04:37.960 --> 0:04:42.039 Can you know what? I think? She's just at school. 0:04:42.640 --> 0:04:48.560 She's not at school. She's forty now talking in your 0:04:48.680 --> 0:04:52.679 mind she's fast or frozen in time. 0:04:52.839 --> 0:04:56.640 Sorry, Greta is not forty literal old Greta. 0:04:56.680 --> 0:04:59.160 Please, she'd be twenty three. 0:04:59.360 --> 0:05:02.400 Okay, she's to be at UNI protesting. 0:05:02.720 --> 0:05:03.440 How old is she? 0:05:03.560 --> 0:05:04.120 Twenty two? 0:05:04.360 --> 0:05:05.080 Yeah? There you go. 0:05:05.440 --> 0:05:10.520 You know she is half a forty. She's on school. 0:05:10.600 --> 0:05:13.880 Is that she's at Yunie And of course she's at UNI. 0:05:14.200 --> 0:05:18.400 She'll do Bachelor of Art degrees degrees back to back degrees, 0:05:18.640 --> 0:05:21.560 climate degree. She's having her in your tutorial, I mean 0:05:22.279 --> 0:05:26.360 teaching goodness. She'd be like, I have to take exception 0:05:26.560 --> 0:05:27.839 to what you just see. 0:05:29.320 --> 0:05:34.320 Cities you cannot You talked about seasonal adjustment disorderate, but 0:05:34.440 --> 0:05:38.040 do you know what will happen in forty years? There 0:05:38.080 --> 0:05:44.039 will be no she's an adjustment disorder because there wild 0:05:44.839 --> 0:05:45.640 and then you get. 0:05:45.560 --> 0:05:49.039 Kicked down the class. She'll be weeping in the corner. 0:05:49.480 --> 0:05:53.799 Well, the seasons are definitely existing in Australia. In Melbourne, 0:05:54.240 --> 0:05:57.440 Autumn's coming on thick love it Oh. Also, hello to 0:05:57.480 --> 0:06:00.840 the group of women a bar the other night who 0:06:01.120 --> 0:06:05.960 walked past me and respectfully yelled out hullaballoo, oh Halla. 0:06:06.640 --> 0:06:12.040 I love them hang on my first hullaballo in the wild. 0:06:13.839 --> 0:06:14.919 So hello to those women. 0:06:15.120 --> 0:06:18.320 I love it up. Okay, now I know we've discussed 0:06:18.400 --> 0:06:21.360 Kim Katrell by the way, and that's her. That's her 0:06:21.839 --> 0:06:27.159 scatting with the then partner. Producer found out if they're 0:06:27.160 --> 0:06:29.000 still together. I mean we've. 0:06:33.120 --> 0:06:35.680 That's not a same I mean you pulled pulled up 0:06:35.680 --> 0:06:37.600 the Gretta answering pull up. 0:06:37.520 --> 0:06:40.080 Greta, Yeah she did. She pulled up greater, which is 0:06:40.160 --> 0:06:42.159 a nice change because Greater is normally the one pulling 0:06:42.200 --> 0:06:55.640 out people who I can't remember. Hang on where we are? 0:06:57.640 --> 0:07:00.400 Yeah? Yeah, then you want to say something and then 0:07:00.400 --> 0:07:03.680 you got distructed to bullying veteran. 0:07:05.560 --> 0:07:08.760 Hang on heterrupted my bullying of Greta with my bullying 0:07:08.800 --> 0:07:09.080 of Sar. 0:07:09.480 --> 0:07:12.120 I can't keep up with a bully. You're a bully 0:07:12.200 --> 0:07:13.200 and you've got a d D. 0:07:17.440 --> 0:07:19.320 I think all bullies have got a d D. Do 0:07:19.360 --> 0:07:22.320 you think, what's the difference between a d D and ADHD. 0:07:22.600 --> 0:07:27.640 I don't. I don't know. I can who cares? Every 0:07:27.680 --> 0:07:29.240 podcast is talking about that. 0:07:29.440 --> 0:07:32.320 Well, why haven't we listened to him and learned? We 0:07:32.360 --> 0:07:36.680 can't be taught. I got comments on our beautiful, glorious podcast. 0:07:36.760 --> 0:07:39.280 Oh I don't read comments because they make they might 0:07:39.320 --> 0:07:40.400 make me even more, and. 0:07:40.560 --> 0:07:43.040 We got them. Okay, what about maybe I shouldn't read 0:07:43.080 --> 0:07:43.240 you this? 0:07:43.360 --> 0:07:47.440 Yeah, maybe don't? Is it a thud? Is it another thought? 0:07:47.520 --> 0:07:52.360 Okay? There is a phrase, so bad listening to you too. 0:07:55.000 --> 0:07:55.320 Together? 0:07:55.760 --> 0:07:56.800 I need want it? 0:07:56.880 --> 0:07:58.360 I like when we sink together. 0:07:58.720 --> 0:08:04.360 Okay, I'm in hospital recovering from an abdominal surgery. So 0:08:04.560 --> 0:08:08.080 bad listening to you two that barely laughing hurts so 0:08:08.320 --> 0:08:11.120 much I had to stop listening just in case my 0:08:11.360 --> 0:08:13.240 shitches exploded. 0:08:15.280 --> 0:08:16.200 That's a nice mess. 0:08:16.840 --> 0:08:17.600 But I know, trick. 0:08:17.920 --> 0:08:20.680 What's the person's name? Mes Mez? Hello? 0:08:20.840 --> 0:08:20.880 Me? 0:08:21.080 --> 0:08:23.680 Oh meys hope you're on the men Mez? Do you 0:08:23.720 --> 0:08:25.240 know what a hospital good to go? 0:08:25.840 --> 0:08:31.360 So one of my art my number three, was born 0:08:31.440 --> 0:08:36.719 in February. When's the comedy Festival March April exactly? So 0:08:36.920 --> 0:08:40.200 my first outing after I had him was to the 0:08:40.240 --> 0:08:45.360 comedy Festival and afterwards. So I had a great night. 0:08:45.480 --> 0:08:48.160 I can't remember what comedian we saw, like three comedians 0:08:48.160 --> 0:08:50.360 in a night, excited to be out of the house. 0:08:51.000 --> 0:08:52.000 It's a big commitment. 0:08:52.600 --> 0:09:00.199 I got a arnia because I literally split my sides laughing. 0:09:00.720 --> 0:09:03.760 What a compliment, though compliment it only I could remember 0:09:03.760 --> 0:09:07.360 what comedians I saw to tell them, to tell them that, 0:09:07.440 --> 0:09:09.040 because you know, I didn't know this. When you have 0:09:09.040 --> 0:09:12.040 a sizara, I supposed to quote, Yeah, they stitch you 0:09:12.120 --> 0:09:15.040 back up. I didn't know. They totally separate everything obviously 0:09:15.040 --> 0:09:15.960 to get the beerby out. 0:09:16.240 --> 0:09:17.800 Point to me where the hernia is? 0:09:18.240 --> 0:09:21.920 So the HERNI was? Where was it? About? There? Around 0:09:21.920 --> 0:09:24.679 my belly in the shower. But there's also a scar 0:09:24.840 --> 0:09:25.280 down there. 0:09:25.559 --> 0:09:25.800 Huh. 0:09:26.000 --> 0:09:29.640 So they must open you up like a like an 0:09:29.880 --> 0:09:33.520 X package, a sunroof, Yeah, the delivery or something, but 0:09:33.600 --> 0:09:37.120 it opens like that. Obviously I didn't ever look. I was. 0:09:39.559 --> 0:09:39.959 Anyway. 0:09:40.040 --> 0:09:42.559 People look some people, do you know? 0:09:42.760 --> 0:09:46.520 Some people loved to look. What's going on? I don't 0:09:46.520 --> 0:09:48.360 want to know, They asked you. I went, I don't 0:09:48.400 --> 0:09:50.880 want to look, and I don't want my husband to 0:09:50.920 --> 0:09:55.200 look to see my insides. Yeah, I mean you know, 0:09:55.320 --> 0:09:57.440 I know who would want that. Some people have got 0:09:58.040 --> 0:09:59.680 or doctors for they love to look. 0:10:01.040 --> 0:10:03.160 I think they have to the surgeons. 0:10:03.200 --> 0:10:07.400 They couldn't get in there enough anyway, So jazz happened? Valfo, 0:10:08.120 --> 0:10:09.840 it does happen. What was I telling me? 0:10:09.880 --> 0:10:12.280 I don't know who? Who are you bullying this time? 0:10:13.800 --> 0:10:14.079 Sorry? 0:10:14.080 --> 0:10:16.320 You went to the comedy first for your to hernia. 0:10:18.160 --> 0:10:21.559 Feedback from the buckhead was in with something. 0:10:21.480 --> 0:10:27.679 No, do you want some controls? Husband? Oh my goodness, 0:10:27.760 --> 0:10:30.720 yes please? You know as we would have seen in 0:10:30.840 --> 0:10:36.400 Grade five, Wake Up Australia and she has look at it? Okay, 0:10:38.120 --> 0:10:41.760 Why don't people say that anymore? One isn't a good one? 0:10:42.760 --> 0:10:48.080 Mark Levinson and they divorced on two thousand and four 0:10:48.760 --> 0:10:50.760 on ull Blue. 0:10:50.920 --> 0:10:55.520 Who oh my, so that was the one from the 0:10:55.600 --> 0:10:56.720 jazz video. Yes? 0:10:57.040 --> 0:10:59.280 Do you think they divorced because of the she dogs 0:10:59.320 --> 0:11:04.439 or the he dogs? What do you reckon? 0:11:04.520 --> 0:11:06.880 Get a copy of the divorce paper? Will look under reason? 0:11:07.160 --> 0:11:11.320 Oh, I'm so devastated for her. She's okay at the 0:11:11.360 --> 0:11:15.840 same time of the s JP. 0:11:15.960 --> 0:11:18.559 Drama Yeah maybe. 0:11:18.240 --> 0:11:21.640 Anyway, whatever, she's left us with her greatest legacy. If 0:11:21.640 --> 0:11:25.120 she does nothing else in her extraordinary artistic life. That 0:11:25.320 --> 0:11:27.280 is usually say. 0:11:30.400 --> 0:11:33.040 It's also school holidays or in Victoria. I never know 0:11:33.160 --> 0:11:35.680 that's is that everywhere? Are they all linked? 0:11:36.120 --> 0:11:38.239 I think they sort of are on now or this crossover. 0:11:38.400 --> 0:11:41.320 It's so funny how when you don't have children, how 0:11:41.480 --> 0:11:47.280 blissful it is. The it's the roads getting here tonight 0:11:47.960 --> 0:11:52.199 a breeze. It's just there's so many positives to school holidays, 0:11:52.200 --> 0:11:54.920 but the tone of voice in all of my friends 0:11:54.960 --> 0:11:58.680 that has school age children, Yes, just like this, crack 0:11:59.360 --> 0:12:00.400 their eyes witch. 0:12:00.480 --> 0:12:04.000 Yeah, it's just it's a lot, so fun it's a lot. 0:12:04.160 --> 0:12:06.720 It's like you forget that when you have the kids that, oh, 0:12:06.760 --> 0:12:09.559 you've got to actually see them for six weeks a year, 0:12:10.160 --> 0:12:10.840 not at school. 0:12:10.880 --> 0:12:13.280 That is the role of schools, just. 0:12:13.240 --> 0:12:14.520 To get them out of your hair. 0:12:14.440 --> 0:12:16.960 To indoctrinate them and get them out of your hair. 0:12:18.600 --> 0:12:22.640 We're cooking, of course. 0:12:22.679 --> 0:12:25.240 Do you think they're not indoctrinating children at school? 0:12:25.600 --> 0:12:28.839 What do kids do on school holidays? 0:12:28.880 --> 0:12:32.240 Now, Well, it depends if you're sort of an activity 0:12:32.440 --> 0:12:37.280 person and if your parents work, so if you when 0:12:37.559 --> 0:12:40.800 school holidays come around, one of my favorite things is 0:12:40.840 --> 0:12:43.360 you'll just see random things that you'll see a truck 0:12:43.480 --> 0:12:50.559 driver and they'll be boy tye with high visit vest 0:12:51.640 --> 0:12:52.360 so angry. 0:12:52.720 --> 0:12:55.160 I don't know who looks sadder, the dad or the son, 0:12:55.440 --> 0:12:56.120 but I think they. 0:12:56.200 --> 0:12:58.680 Both kind of like it. You know, depending on what 0:12:58.720 --> 0:13:01.640 the work is. And anyone who works in an office, 0:13:01.720 --> 0:13:04.600 there's always someone who's brought some droopy nosed kid that's 0:13:04.600 --> 0:13:06.360 sitting in the corner on an iPad. 0:13:07.480 --> 0:13:10.640 Yeah, school holidays to me, a lot of days at 0:13:10.720 --> 0:13:14.800 Nanda's dropped off in the morning from just nothing natala 0:13:14.960 --> 0:13:15.720 on toast. 0:13:15.440 --> 0:13:17.440 All day, plastic plastic. 0:13:18.760 --> 0:13:22.040 I'd watch the daytime TV shows with a go in 0:13:22.040 --> 0:13:24.160 the backyard. None would yell at us because we'd want 0:13:24.200 --> 0:13:25.319 to get on the garden. 0:13:25.440 --> 0:13:28.120 He'd screen, he'd ruined the plant, the. 0:13:28.160 --> 0:13:30.199 Vegetables that he was growing, Go down a bike with 0:13:30.320 --> 0:13:32.800 square food, shopping for a couple. 0:13:32.640 --> 0:13:36.840 Of hours and the money. No, just that was go yourself. 0:13:37.280 --> 0:13:39.280 That that's a core school holiday man. 0:13:39.360 --> 0:13:42.600 Okay, so my husband, who I just want to tell you, 0:13:42.640 --> 0:13:45.240 I didn't grow up with grandparents because I was a 0:13:45.320 --> 0:13:47.959 migrant child whose grandparents were overseas. 0:13:49.160 --> 0:13:51.960 I don't know why you're staring at me like I've 0:13:52.360 --> 0:14:00.680 got an issue with that? What did you do the 0:14:00.720 --> 0:14:03.800 most intense I have ever seen your face. 0:14:04.600 --> 0:14:06.920 I just sometimes you know I'm in the movie. 0:14:06.960 --> 0:14:09.440 You've got new dark haird and you're a new person 0:14:09.440 --> 0:14:10.040 too dark. 0:14:11.280 --> 0:14:13.520 I'm a bit more Titia Adams. 0:14:13.559 --> 0:14:18.400 You've gone full goth. Autumn has made me emo and you. 0:14:20.600 --> 0:14:24.520 Oh my goodness, though we've got to go to for 0:14:24.560 --> 0:14:26.560 a walk to the only surviving comic shop. 0:14:26.680 --> 0:14:29.160 You keep saying it's too dark, But didn't you choose it? 0:14:29.640 --> 0:14:33.160 Or did you person just do what you want? No, 0:14:33.200 --> 0:14:34.440 I didn't choose. I like it. 0:14:34.560 --> 0:14:37.040 I like brown. It looks to be so deep. 0:14:37.280 --> 0:14:37.920 It's nice. 0:14:38.000 --> 0:14:39.160 Thank you, you're very kind. 0:14:39.280 --> 0:14:42.200 A dark seven. You know what it is. It's seventy's 0:14:42.240 --> 0:14:43.160 seventy percent coco. 0:14:43.360 --> 0:14:46.120 It's dark, and you know what, I want it to 0:14:46.120 --> 0:14:48.400 be a little bit more curly wirly, Okay, just a 0:14:48.400 --> 0:14:53.040 little bit a little bit okay, So speaking of none 0:14:53.080 --> 0:14:57.440 of the things we were just speaking of. So last 0:14:57.520 --> 0:15:01.560 actually was it was appary the hairdresser sweet. I went 0:15:01.640 --> 0:15:04.920 down to the beach with my girlfriend Carla, and both 0:15:04.920 --> 0:15:06.600 of us were like, we need to get out of town. 0:15:06.760 --> 0:15:08.840 I had half a week off. 0:15:09.080 --> 0:15:10.960 Just before school holidays. Get out there. 0:15:11.160 --> 0:15:14.480 Okay, So Carla and I went we want to go 0:15:14.520 --> 0:15:17.000 early the day got away from anyway. We went down 0:15:17.040 --> 0:15:20.000 to the little cottage by the sea. It's stunning. 0:15:20.080 --> 0:15:20.880 I haven't been there yet. 0:15:20.920 --> 0:15:23.480 The firebro cottage, right, it's. 0:15:23.320 --> 0:15:25.840 Beautiful, the one that you keep telling me like that 0:15:25.920 --> 0:15:27.000 hasn't got electricity, And. 0:15:27.120 --> 0:15:29.840 No it's got electricity, okay, but it doesn't have town 0:15:29.920 --> 0:15:33.480 water or town gas, but sewage or rubbish conduction. It's 0:15:33.520 --> 0:15:36.240 nearly off the grid. It does have electricity, not going. 0:15:36.440 --> 0:15:38.040 But it's so beautiful, isn't it. 0:15:38.080 --> 0:15:42.440 Sash any location that involves you going to town for 0:15:42.520 --> 0:15:45.960 something there's no town well you just said everything's in town. 0:15:46.240 --> 0:15:48.960 No, there's no town water, there's no town gas. 0:15:49.000 --> 0:15:55.080 But where do you get the water from the sky? 0:15:58.240 --> 0:15:58.440 Oh? 0:15:58.480 --> 0:15:59.560 My joy? 0:16:00.240 --> 0:16:01.360 Do you do? You know what? 0:16:01.440 --> 0:16:04.320 I don't understand why gay men have the reputation they have. 0:16:06.320 --> 0:16:09.920 I just you know what, you've confirmed my theory. Go on, 0:16:09.960 --> 0:16:10.560 this is my thing. 0:16:10.600 --> 0:16:13.840 So here we go, gay people, listen up, here she comes. 0:16:14.680 --> 0:16:16.200 You know, I'm had a hole on my finger on 0:16:16.240 --> 0:16:17.040 the cancel button. 0:16:17.200 --> 0:16:20.920 So you know how you know how gay men talk 0:16:21.000 --> 0:16:23.040 about how they if they grew up in the country, 0:16:23.120 --> 0:16:24.800 or do they talk about how they had to leave 0:16:24.840 --> 0:16:27.600 town and they're always like, I had to get out 0:16:27.640 --> 0:16:30.720 of town, and there's always like mah, you know, maybe 0:16:30.720 --> 0:16:32.560 they were bullied or maybe that, but they were just 0:16:32.600 --> 0:16:35.200 like this town didn't understand me. I had to get out, 0:16:35.680 --> 0:16:39.800 And having just spent four days in the country, I 0:16:39.840 --> 0:16:42.920 actually realized it's because they couldn't do any of the 0:16:43.000 --> 0:16:46.680 shit associated with country living, like you, where's the water 0:16:46.800 --> 0:16:48.200 coming from? Oh my gosh. 0:16:48.280 --> 0:16:50.280 He's not wrong, yes. 0:16:50.120 --> 0:16:55.720 And it's quite brilliant the same I couldn't. It was okay. 0:16:56.360 --> 0:16:58.760 It's not a match made in heaven, the regions and 0:16:58.800 --> 0:17:00.760 the gays, but none of. 0:17:00.640 --> 0:17:02.600 My gay friends are very capable. 0:17:03.320 --> 0:17:05.320 I'm sure it'd be capable once I got there. 0:17:05.480 --> 0:17:09.480 You know, Nick and Kanye they're so capable. They're always 0:17:09.480 --> 0:17:10.160 putting up ten. 0:17:10.280 --> 0:17:13.680 But one of them's of event designer, so they're used 0:17:13.680 --> 0:17:16.520 to like doing things. No thanks. 0:17:16.880 --> 0:17:18.920 What about Cody. I thought he'd be capable. 0:17:18.960 --> 0:17:22.560 He goes camping every year with the family up I've 0:17:22.560 --> 0:17:26.320 down there. As I said, we've been together for eleven years. 0:17:26.640 --> 0:17:30.200 I have never gone camping with his family, and yet. 0:17:30.000 --> 0:17:33.040 You're so camp I'm in the irony. She's done it 0:17:33.960 --> 0:17:35.320 that anyway. 0:17:34.960 --> 0:17:37.600 I've never stepped foot so anywhere near a ten it's 0:17:37.720 --> 0:17:40.080 really lovely. The only times I've camped is when I 0:17:40.119 --> 0:17:41.760 was in my twenties and we go to Falls first 0:17:41.720 --> 0:17:44.040 All every year for three days and would camp and 0:17:44.119 --> 0:17:47.880 rough it. But there was so much chemical support, yes 0:17:48.200 --> 0:17:49.399 that I could handle it. 0:17:49.520 --> 0:17:51.760 Yes, yes, yes, yes, And I understand it. And I 0:17:51.800 --> 0:17:54.760 never used to be into nature at all, and I've 0:17:54.800 --> 0:17:59.200 realized I still am not. And I tell you what happened. 0:17:59.440 --> 0:18:03.240 So it's properly in the country. Seen the pigs, Yeah, 0:18:03.280 --> 0:18:05.680 and it's beautiful. And it looks across to a place 0:18:05.680 --> 0:18:08.680 called Wilson's Priming Victoria, which is a really stunning natural 0:18:09.680 --> 0:18:15.440 prom anyway. But because it's in the country and it's 0:18:15.680 --> 0:18:19.600 an old firebro house, so sometimes there's like wildlife incursions. 0:18:19.640 --> 0:18:22.800 There's always you see wallabies in these two bats. Yeah, 0:18:22.840 --> 0:18:25.280 and you see you have square poo in the yard 0:18:25.280 --> 0:18:26.399 because of wombat space. 0:18:26.640 --> 0:18:29.280 Don't separate the wom bat baby from the wom bat mum. 0:18:29.520 --> 0:18:30.480 Who would do that? 0:18:30.800 --> 0:18:31.320 I do that? 0:18:31.400 --> 0:18:36.119 American mole. I think that's I think people are just 0:18:36.200 --> 0:18:36.800 too here we. 0:18:36.760 --> 0:18:37.960 Go, You're going to support her? 0:18:38.160 --> 0:18:41.639 No, I'm not. It was but also, how did she know? 0:18:41.880 --> 0:18:43.359 She doesn't know, you don't do. 0:18:43.280 --> 0:18:45.159 That to hang on. You're telling me there's animals in 0:18:45.160 --> 0:18:48.199 the world that love it when you steal the up 0:18:48.280 --> 0:18:51.600 and then put it back on this podcast more talk 0:18:51.640 --> 0:18:53.120 about things months ago. 0:18:54.480 --> 0:18:59.480 That's a specialty anyway. So there's a lot of wildlife. 0:19:00.359 --> 0:19:03.199 And I love my husband, you know, he's always got 0:19:03.240 --> 0:19:07.160 a positive view about things, which is when you see roadkill, 0:19:07.200 --> 0:19:10.679 which is so upsetting, and then you'll say, but Darlin, 0:19:10.800 --> 0:19:12.840 it does tell you that there's a lot of them around. 0:19:13.400 --> 0:19:15.399 I'm like, oh, that's a nice way to look at 0:19:15.400 --> 0:19:16.800 what is a terrible situation. 0:19:17.359 --> 0:19:19.200 I think about that next time I drive past. Like 0:19:19.240 --> 0:19:22.520 a cemetery, for sure. 0:19:22.840 --> 0:19:24.960 As my mum would say, people are dying to get 0:19:24.960 --> 0:19:29.000 in there anyway, So you go down there and sometimes 0:19:29.080 --> 0:19:32.280 the unexpected things happen, Like friends of ours have got 0:19:32.280 --> 0:19:35.480 a place down there, they got a bird stuck flew 0:19:35.480 --> 0:19:37.159 down the chimney when they were there. That's why we 0:19:37.160 --> 0:19:42.280 always shut all the internal doors. And there's these native rats, 0:19:42.400 --> 0:19:45.679 dancing rats, which when you see them are huge looking 0:19:45.720 --> 0:19:47.720 but still they have the name rat in them. 0:19:48.320 --> 0:19:53.720 But dancing rats gay rats, well you know, well they 0:19:53.800 --> 0:19:54.800 call dancing rats. 0:19:54.880 --> 0:19:57.879 Well, it's a native rat and it dances like on 0:19:57.920 --> 0:20:01.400 its back. It's cute anyway, but still, and I never 0:20:01.480 --> 0:20:04.959 want to say it anyway, So I get up early 0:20:05.240 --> 0:20:09.240 one morning. I'm woken by guilt because what have I 0:20:09.280 --> 0:20:11.440 gone down there to do? Writing? 0:20:11.680 --> 0:20:13.560 Oh? How's the book going up? 0:20:14.000 --> 0:20:14.400 Anyway? 0:20:14.400 --> 0:20:14.640 Good? 0:20:14.640 --> 0:20:20.399 But I get I get up, how's the book going? 0:20:20.800 --> 0:20:21.520 Shut up? 0:20:24.560 --> 0:20:30.520 What are you my editor? Anyway? So, but I have 0:20:30.560 --> 0:20:34.040 got up early, and I'm sitting there and it's small, 0:20:34.119 --> 0:20:38.600 so I'm next to the gas cook top. And then 0:20:38.640 --> 0:20:41.640 there's an old oven built into the wall, and it's 0:20:41.720 --> 0:20:44.320 so old. It's actually great oven. It only has two 0:20:44.320 --> 0:20:48.960 settings like hell fire and refrigerator off. Yeah, that's right. So, 0:20:49.640 --> 0:20:53.040 and it's so old. It's actually just the front of 0:20:53.080 --> 0:20:54.760 its pokes through the wall and the rest of it 0:20:54.840 --> 0:20:57.720 hangs outside, which is quite good for cooking in summer. 0:20:57.760 --> 0:20:59.800 That inside of the cottage doesn't get hot all the 0:20:59.840 --> 0:21:02.960 heat it's blasting outside. Right anyway, I think, can I 0:21:03.000 --> 0:21:05.360 smell gas? Or something made me look over and I 0:21:05.400 --> 0:21:15.040 saw the most horrendous side. Oh no, I saw half 0:21:15.840 --> 0:21:21.800 a mouse. And I saw half a mouse hanging from 0:21:21.800 --> 0:21:24.520 the bottom of the stove. And it was like it 0:21:24.560 --> 0:21:27.440